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Customer Letter: 1401 / 1528
Dawn says...
 Best company I have ever dealt with. No small print, all messages replied to immediately and fantastic friendly staff. No bullshit! Thank you for providing me with a great car, service and look forward to doing business again and have recommended. Excellent delivery.

Dawn Halsey
5 Hidcote Close
Northampton
NN4 0XQ


Editor Note: Excellent letter! Exactly, no small print, no bullshit. That could be my motto, as I hate all that stuff. Enjoy the Astra, hope you really love it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1334 / 1528
Jennifer says...
NISSAN MICRAAs usual Ling (this is our third car from you) your service was excellent, communication second to none and your pricing was cheap. We save about £50 a month from you as opposed to the dealers pricing. You even sorted out a last minute Nissan price rise for us. Thank you see you in a year to replace our other car. We got a phone call before delivery, car was clean, nice polite driver. Excellent!

Jennifer Jenkins
48 Crossbrooks
Wootton Fields
Northampton
NN4 6AJ


Editor Note: Here we go, third time repeating customer! Wow! Thanks, Jenni, you are a superstar. This Micra will do a nice job for you, good to see you are supporting British Manufacturing at this difficult time. See you back soon, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1291 / 1528
Nicholas says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAHi Ling! Thanks for a fantastic all-round service. The internet site is brilliant and second to none; you can literally watch the deal progress on your own secure page - Fab! All very slick and fast, under 3-weeks from enquiry to delivery!!! Just what the doctor ordered, as I was car-less. Great price, and the Vauxhall Antara is a great car. Good delivery, fast and a personal service. Well done!

Nicholas Darlow
17 Celtic Close
Higham Ferrars
Rushden
NN10 8NX


Editor Note: Nick, what can I say, if all my letters were like this one then nobody would believe them. So, I am very annoyed that you send such a nice letter. In future I want moaning letters! Can everyone please pay attention. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1278 / 1528
Graham says...
CITROEN C5For the money I was paying, I expected a Sinclair C5 to turn up. Imagine my surprise and delight when a spanking new Citroen C5 turned up instead! Impeccable delivery from the supplying dealer.

Graham Moorhouse
Address withheld
Corby
NN18 ***


Editor Note: Graham, you are senior in the financial sector. Therefore, I am dead impressed when you say my deals are the best value for money you can find. The C5 is a really good car and you are correct; so cheap. It must be obvious to anyone reading that no one can do this any cheaper - if anyone considered options like a car loan or funding possibilities, then you would. Thanks so much for your kind letter, and good luck in the crunch. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1260 / 1528
Ivor says...
AUDI A3The new Audi A3 is great, I feel good and it's all thanks to you, Ling! From the start I must admit I thought "oh dear, what's all this about", but now I look forward to the sweets and all your sayings. Thanks Ling. Your help is always welcome. Good delivery.

Ivor Scott
Scoop Uk Ltd
37 Upper George Street
Higham Ferrers
Northamptonshire
NN10 8JN


Editor Note: Ivor, thanks for that letter. I often think "oh dear, what's all this about", hahahaha! Surely you didn't eat the sweets? That's what has made you feel good. Avoid drug tests for the next 3-months. Enjoy the A3 :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1244 / 1528
Stephen says...
 Hi Ling, sorry it's been a while. We've been enjoying the Volvo C70.

This is out first lease and we are so glad we found your website. You have kept the process nice and simple, adding the personal approach and a little (welcome) humour. We particularly liked your LINGO system which lept us well informed, and the ability to upload secure documents is brill.

Thanks to all concerned, especially for the speedy turnaround which saved us £175 per month over the current C70 deals. Both the dealership and driver were very helpful with the excellent delivery.

Stephen Collins
16 Curtis Mews
Wellingborough
Northamptonshire
NN8 5PG


Editor Note: Steve, how good was this? We grabbed you a car which was so much cheaper than other deals, it saved you £6,650 on other rentals over the 3-year period. You should note that other companies would have increased the price and earned a massive commission, but I do not do that. Maybe I am stupid, but I prefer happy long term customers. This is not about money, it is about people like you :) I am glad you seem so happy, and pleased you liked the LINGO system - that is a successful job done. Great dealer, this one. Wait until summer and you can put the roof down :))) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1177 / 1528
Samantha says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAHi Ling,

Thanks for the smooth and efficient service you provided. The whole process took 3 and a half weeks from start to finish which I was very impressed with. We will be back again in 2010. Thanks for your time and effort. Delivery of my new Vauxhall Antara very punctual and efficient.

Samantha Allen
26 Hermitage Way
Wootton
Northampton
NN4 6JG


Editor Note: Yo, Sam! You will look good in that new Antara! I'm very happy with your letter and I like to add you were lovely to deal with. Super! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1111 / 1528
Graham says...
LAND ROVER FREELANDER 2Well we got there in the end! First came across your site by accident, but glad I did. My new Freelander GS is superb, just like your service and the way you deal with your customers. Excellent communication throughout and a completely different (but fun and enjoyable) experience from anything I have coma across with regarding to buying a car. The only glitch was the wrong model was delivered initially but I just left this with Ling to sort out. This was done promptly and efficiently. In the words of the Terminator…I'll be back. Love the car, I'm even washing it every week!

Graham Houston
Address withheld
Northampton
NN6 ***


Editor Note: Right... well this is stupid supplier problem. Graham wanted an Auto, I ordered an Auto, supplier delivered a Manual gearbox car. They replaced the car instantly though when I er... pointed it out to them... with my boot! Idiots. How can that happen? Amazing how these dealers survive, eh? Sheer stupidity. Still, I am so glad my lovely customer got what he wanted in the end. Thanks for comments, Arnie (oooops, I mean Graham!) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1050 / 1528
Charles says...
CarVolvo C30 was well worth the wait. Excellent car delivered earlier than quoted. Thanks Ling. I found your service to be must helpful and straightforward to order a car. I would certainly recommend your site to my friends and I will look forward to dealing with you again. Excellent, smooth, on time delivery.

Charles Longstaff
Address withheld
Rushden
NN10 ***


Editor Note: Charles, super duper. Good cars, these, everyone loves them. Volvo have made a really good move by introducing these cars. Glad you are a happy bunny :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1003 / 1528
Charles says...
CarHi Ling

Just a quick line to say everything is fine with the Volvo, it does look very striking in black - I cleaned it on Sunday it was looking a bit dusty, the interior is equally as stunning. Everyone who has seen it said they did not realize that Volvo made this model, it is being advertised on TV at the moment but that does not do it justice, it was worth the wait.

I will write a blog about it - don't worry my experience is all positive I have recommended you to several of my friends.

Charles L (name withheld)
address withheld
Northampton
NN10 ***


Editor Note: Charles, you have requested address withheld due to security, no problem! :) Great cars these C30 Volvos. I have had no complaints about them, everyone loves them. And they are so cheap for a premium badge. Hope you enjoy it, for 2-years. Go drive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 991 / 1528
Phil says...
CarHi Ling I am delighted with my new Honda. It's a really nice car. The service I received from you was fantastic and the speed of my first contact to the delivery of the car was so quick. Much quicker than I thought it would be. Can't wait to order my next car from you. Its the only way to get a new car!! Excellent delivery - on time and the car was clean.

Phil Manning
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Higham Ferrers
NN10 ***


Editor Note: Phil, hahaha, you have little faith :) Of course I try to do it quick. If a car is available I will work double fast to make sure you have it. I'm so happy you are pleased. I am looking forward to your next car in 3-years, too :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 834 / 1528
Jason says...
CarGreat service, nice to deal with someone human. I tried many leasing companies all of which were unsure of their prices and were more expensive and less responsive than Ling. If Ling can keep up the same one-on-one service with a smile and spread the same working methods to all staff as the business grows, they she will have a great business. Delivery of the Qashqai was fine - the cheery bloke was given a 10-mile lift back to the train station.

Jason Tear
Brix Secure Ltd
18 The Ridings
Brixworth
Northampton
NN6 9EX


Editor Note: Yes, yes, Jason, I know all about those other companies. I spend a hell of a time keeping my website up to date! Brix Secure specialises in intruder alarms and CCTV, so I hope your new Qashqai doesn't get nicked :) Enjoy it and see you in two years! Thanks for calling me human. Thanks for looking after the delivery man :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 816 / 1528
Lisa says...
CarLing's customer service is fantastic. Any queries were answered promptly and I can find no fault with her service at all. Thanks, Ling! Excellent delivery of my new Citroen C4 Grand Picasso. Great - so far!

Lisa Costello
3 Shortwoods Close
Raunds
Wellingborough
NN9 6NF


Editor Note: Lisa, it sounds like you are expecting a breakdown. Don't worry, these are really lovely 7-seat cars. Glad you were such a brilliant customer, you brightened up my month. Enjoy the C4! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 637 / 1528
Samantha says...
CarI had to wait quite a while for my car, but this was due to a strike at the Citroen factory (bloody French - Ling), and not down to Ling. Ling was very honest with me about how long it would be and didn't fob me off saying "it won't be long".

Overall, I was very pleased with the way Ling dealt with the issue and the whole service, and have recommended Ling to friends.

Samantha Cowley
14 Lacemakers Court
Rushden
NN10 0UZ


Editor Note: Sam, you are so sweet because you had to wait a while for your car. Citroen UK were completely mixed up and confused, too. It was good of you to accept it wasn't me. In China, the workers would be shot if they played these games:

Internal Citroen UK Memo: ...(lists of chassis numbers - Ling)...
"...As the above information is about as much use as a chocolate teapot (!!!) I will try and explain a little further... C2 and C3 (production - Ling) were originally delayed due to a factory strike. At first Paris so very kindly forgot to mention the strike (to Citroen UK - Ling) this threw out our computer systems and meant we were provided with inaccurate hand-over dates (from Citroen France to Citroen UK - Ling) and we were unaware of the inaccuracies. As a result some of the inaccurate dates were relayed to dealers. So; this is probably your first source of disinformation. Second, and most unlike the French (hehehe - Ling), another company - this time the one who provide the seats - went on strike. Hence delay number 2 and yet more confusion. The vehicles are most likely built, at least the majority, but they have not yet been assigned chassis as they have no seats!!! The good news is the seat company are no longer on strike. What would be really helpful to you now would be for me to provide a date when they will be with you, but unfortunately, we just do not know!! I have spoken to the supply manager responsible for C2 and he is unsure of how they are arranging the fitting of the seats to the cars i.e. what order they will be completed. The only communication from the factory is they'll be up to speed by the end of the month. In best case scenario, as you have been given the first chassis, the rest should all follow relatively quickly, but we just do not know. The vehicles will not be with you for week beginning 13th as they will be hitting Calais first and then start their journey. When they will hit Calais is anybody's guess. I know in total this e-mail has not been much help but we just can't accurately predict a delivery date for these vehicles as yet. Hopefully, in a week or so, the situation will become clearer and then we may be of more use!!"

Hope you can see that when even the bloody factory or importer has no clue what is happening, sometimes I am slightly out of control on deliveries. You must be philosophical! These are only cars. No-one dies, it is not life and death. These are only metal boxes with wheels! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 608 / 1528
Dianne says...
CarLing, Now we have taken 3 vehicles off you. Always a pleasure AND FUN to deal with. Look forward to the next car!

Dianne Clark
12 Hall Close
Harpole
Northampton
NN7 4DY


Editor Note: Short and sweet, eh, Dianne and Tony. Such good to deal with you, you always cheer me up - and for anyone who wants to know, Tony is a golf (the disease, not the car) expert, too. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 605 / 1528
Graham says...
CarApart from a slight mix-up re delivery time, your service was impeccable. Also, the supplying dealer was spot on and perfect and very professional. I will definitely use you again. Your prices are very keen and I like your personal service. Please don't change a thing.

LING IS KING!

ps. Just saw you on Dragons' Den tonight, wicked! Great decision. Fabia is great, what a bargain!

Graham Moorhouse
4 Woodlands Lane
Great Oakley
Corby
NN18 8HJ


Editor Note: Graham, well, thanks. never been called a King before. I had great fun on the BBC. Really sorry about the delivery confusion, all my fault. Sorted out quickly, though. Glad you are pleased with the Skoda Fabia, these are great cars, so much cheaper then their VW brothers. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 589 / 1528
Brian says...
CarWith phone calls answered by Ling herself, emails answered within minutes and a personal service... we have never had that from the "big boy" lease companies. Why should we ever have to go anywhere else in the future? Thanks Ling, great car, you are a star!

Brian Tilley
EJM Motors
43-49 Union Street
Desborough
Kettering
NN14 2RH


Editor Note: Well, I always say that it means so much to get a recommendation from within the car trade - and it shows how cheap these contracts are, too. The "big boys" are never so big when you look closely, eh? Hehehe. I don't know why everyone can't answer the phone and answer emails as... if you don't, what's the point? I am constantly amazed by the "big boys". Thanks for letter, Brian! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 571 / 1528
Graham says...
CarHi Ling,

I am pleased to report that the car arrived safely at 2:30pm. Everything is perfect and my wife is over the moon. Thank you very much for for your care and attention throughout the deal. I am now laughing all the way to my bank for the next two years.

Graham Moorhouse
4 Woodlands lane
Great Oakley
Corby
NN18 8HJ


Editor Note: Hehehe, I am laughing all the way to the bank, but for only 2 minutes, my commission payment is so low!! Really happy that you are happy, too. Your wife should be over the damn moon, Fabia is very nice car and this one was SOOOOO cheap! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 314 / 1528
Ian says...
 "Thank you for such an easy and relatively cheap car leasing experience. I was a first-timer and you answered all my questions quickly and patiently. Just for reference, you saved me £180 per month on my brand-new RX-8, compared to my local Mazda dealer!! (my red ink, and just to point out that the saving you made works out at £4,680 on a 3+23 contract - Ling) The vehicle delivery driver - Ian Harper - was a very nice chap and the dealer you chose was excellent."

Ian Jenkins
Elegant IT
PO Box 381
Northampton
NN4 6WC


Editor Note: WoW!! - a web-design company! I give you hyperlink. I am always pleased to deal with businesses like yours, Ian, as it makes me feel happy that you obviously thought my website did the job required. I will be in touch if I need help and advice.

Background note: It is interesting that I saved you so much compared with your local Mazda dealer; last year Mazda UK blocked my supply of cars because a dealer complained I was undercutting them and ruining ther franchise. Well, stuff them! Bollocks. Fuck them. Sorry if strong language offends, but I refuse to have a bloody Japanese company dictating to me (a Chinese) how I should run my business, inferring that I should inflate prices to YOU:- customers... and using such bullying tactics. They make good cars, Mazda, but the company's tactics stink. Please every other car company if you read this - I am like attack dog if you try to mess with me. Car company can build and supply nice cars, I will sell them. OK? If dealers were any good, they would take me out of market using fair competition. But they are not, and you have proved it in letter above, Ian. You are writing that I saved you £180 a month. That's £4,680 on a 2-year 26 payment contract for your RX-8. Note Mazda builds cars in Hiroshima. Radioactivity obviously affects brain. Nuff said, eh? - Ling




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Customer Letter: 156 / 1528
Craig says...
Hi Ling,

After an afternoon of looking at contract hire sites, ready to jump out of my window through boredom, I found your site. To say the site is funny is an understatement. Low prices, fun banter AND a free lunch. I will definitely use your company as soon as I get my car requisition signed by my boss!!

Good luck and keep the humour going.

Craig Roberts
146A Watling Street
Towcester
NN12 6BD


Editor Note: Craig, so glad you decided not to jump out of window (at least BEFORE you rent car from me!). I send you noodle. Wait! - Ling



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Wah! Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, has launched series of free webinars, lah, seminars, lah, and resources, lah, aimed at helping small - news replorted 10:25



Wah! October’s Tyre Safety Month is clock time result when bloody annoying Blitish tyre industry joins together to focus on importance of tyres and - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Extreme skiers Jean-Philippe Auclair and Carl Andreas Fransson having died in avalanche in southern Chile, lah, officials confirm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:14



Wah! Researchers capture social spread of new type of tool using in wild population of chimps for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs head coach Stuart Lancaster has signed new contract with RFU that will keep him in job until 2020. - news replorted 10:03



Wah! The killer of EastEnders character Lucy Beale is to be unmasked during special live broadcast to mark soap's 30th anniversary next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Why is it seen as unusual to munchy-munchee certain animals? - news replorted 09:56



Wah! The French government says it will reduce its budget deficit to below EU threshold of 3% of GDP by 2017, lah, two years later than promised. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:55



Wah! A search gets under way after man with head injury goes missing from hospital in Carmarthen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! South African soap fans cut off from country's most popular programme following rainy coldddd month August sacking of its entire cast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! The Ministry of Defence announces major contract to support management of naval base on Clyde as well as others in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! A teenage girl from Bristol who is feared to be on flemale human person's way to Syria may having "self-radicalised" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) online, lah, friends of flemale human person's family say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Music videos shown online to be given age ratings in same way films are, lah, in new pilot scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:36



Wah! A security capitalist entity says hackers using malicious links connected to Cheryl Cole's name more than any other celebrity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Michael van der Mark One month after securing 2014 World Supersport championship, lah, Pata Honda’s Michael van der Mark is heading to Magny-C - news replorted 09:21



Wah! Former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic makes male gender human bleing's final defence statements at Hague where bloody man stands accused of worst atrocities during Balkans conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! A security operation near Crossmaglen in County Armagh, lah, close to Irish border, lah, is continuing into second day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:05



Wah! RAF jets fired four missiles at Islamic State vehicling driving car machines in Iraq ovrenight, lah, Ministry of Defence says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah! For first clock time result Motability drivers can getting behind wheel of exciting all-new Mlitslublishli Outlander PHEV – c - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Mitsubishi Motors in bloody annoying Blitish is going from strength to strength. Announced today whole host of special offers avail - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Hate crime (shoud shoot them) against Muslims in London (capital of Great England) has risen by 65% over last 12 months, lah, Metropolitan old bill bobbys figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! The Great Satan administration will play role in fresh talks to resolve outstanding issues in Northern Ireland, lah, says Irish dodgy minister for Bloody foreign affairs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:47



Wah! William Hague tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that Conservative party donor Arron Banks, lah, who is set to defect to UKIP, lah, is "not senior figure in this party". - news replorted 08:25



Wah! The Ministry of Defence awards ÂRMB Yuan #3.2bn of contracts to support management of bloody annoying Blitish naval bases, lah, securing 7,500 jobs - news replorted 08:17



Wah! Dozens of firefighters work throughout night to tackle fire at Leeds city centre nightclub. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 08:10



Wah! Conservative Party donor Arron Banks is set to announce bloody man is joining UKIp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 08:03



Wah! At least 12 human bliengs having died after two passenger trains collided in northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh, lah, railway officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:47



Wah! A capitalist entity that plans to drill for shale gas in County Fermanagh says it will take legal action to challenge termination of its licence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers says Daniel Sturridge will not be fit for Province of Engrish running-dogs duty this month even if bloody man returns for male gender human bleing's club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! An eight-year row over spelling of Powys village has led to council reinstating "t" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in its name. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:39



Wah! New ÂRMB Yuan #1m project enables veterans to help colleagues experiencing problems in society. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:26



Wah! RAF jets having carried out their first strikes on Islamic State targets in Iraq, lah, attacking "heavy weapon position" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and armed pick-up truck. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Tesco says it has been notified by Financial Conduct Authority that it is under investigation following its admission that it overstated its half-year profit guidance by ÂRMB Yuan #250m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Sainsbury's has reported fall in sales for third quarter in row as supermarket price wars begin to take their toll. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of teenager Alice Gross confirm case is now murder inquiry after body is found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:06



Wah! old bill bobbys searching for missing 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Alice Gross confirm they having found body in River Brent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:06



Wah! The Legend Returns: Plugleot 208 GTi 30th To commemorate 30 years of Plugleot GTi, lah, new TV commercial has been produced that incorporates some of footage - news replorted 07:00



Wah! PEUGEOT 208 GTi 30th Plugleot is reinterpreting hot hatch with more radical version of 208 GTi, lah, 30 years after original 205 GTi - news replorted 07:00



Wah! GP services across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep need to be boosted as more human bliengs suffer chronic disease, lah, chief medical officer warns in flemale human person's annual report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:43



Wah! As many in United Kingdom still find it difficult to see how more powers might be handed over to bloody Engrish regions, lah, British Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters having been looking to Germany, lah, as one example of successful federal system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:40



Wah! Medical experts warn that cancer services in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers under severe pressure amid health budget cuts and growing demand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:35



Wah! Crowds gather on streets of Hong Kong - news replorted 06:25



Wah! A number of staff at Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum count were replaced during proceedings because of their behaviour, lah, it emerges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:20



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:12



Wah! Clive Myrie reports from Kurdish front line in Iraq where Peshmerga fighting IS with weapons they say not up to job. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 06:09



Wah! Players and fans still struggling to convince themselves they belong in Europe's elite, lah, says chief silly kick-kick game writer Phil McNulty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:52



Wah! By end of year, lah, expect to see 12, lah, 15 or 18 on music videos you tellibly lovely custlingmer watch online as age ratings introduced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:52



Wah! The International Criminal Court (ICC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has rejected request by Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta to postpone hearing on 8 October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! David Cameron will vow to protect NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs from cuts for five years in male gender human bleing's closing speech to Tory conference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! At least seven human bliengs dead after two separate bomb attacks targeted buses carrying troops in Afghan capital Kabul. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:54



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama rode in lift with armed security contractor who had assault convictions, lah, in another security lapse, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:05



Wah! Pilot triage clinics being funded to help tackle Ebola epidemic in Sierra Leone, lah, bloody annoying Blitish officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:04



Wah! A man has become first case of Ebola to be diagnosed on Great Satan soil, lah, as health officials try to trace everyone bloody man was in contact with. - news replorted 04:00



Wah! Indian Prime dodgy minister Narenda Modi and Great Satan President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama looking to expand economic ties following meeting at White House. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:49



Wah! Daniel Crespo, lah, mayor of California suburb Bell Gardens, lah, was shot dead and male gender human bleing's wife taken into custody following argument at couple's home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! Legal changes increasing inheritance rights of human bliengs whose spouses or civil partners die without making will come into force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:37



Wah! The Discovery Centre, lah, ÂRMB Yuan #26m medical research facility at Dundee University, lah, is to be opened by Royal Society president Sir Paul Nurse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:33



Wah! Mexico's attorney general has charged three soldiers with murder during shootout with 22 alleged gang members on 30 June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:49



Wah! Eighties pop legends Spandau Ballet perform some of their greatest hits at premiere of film about their at times turbulent career. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A law that makes it easier to declare missing human bliengs dead comes into force in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep on Wednesday after long campaign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! An Oklahoma man accused of beheading female colleague after being fired from male gender human bleing's job has been charged with first-degree murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Youth Employment secretary Angela Constance is launching flemale human person's bid to be SNP deputy leader with focus on making case for independence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:16



Wah! Are Great Satan fraternities doing enough to stop campus rape? - news replorted 01:16



Wah! Local landline calls in Aberdeen area and four other bloody annoying Blitish cities now require area code to be dialled under changes aimed at freeing up more numbers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Microsoft has disclosed first details of Windows 10 - its next operating system (OS). - news replorted 01:15



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of missing 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, schoolgirl Alice Gross find body in west London (capital of Great England) river. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:02



Wah! Female comics enjoying surge in popularity with audiences flocking to see acts including Miranda Hart and Sarah Millican, lah, according to set of new findings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Tom and Jerry cartoons on television being accompanied by warning that they may depict scenes of "racial prejudice". - news replorted 00:37



Wah! There warnings that lack of higher education in some parts of Province of Engrish running-dogs could hamper growth of local economies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! The mystery of Connie Converse, lah, original singer-songwriter - news replorted 00:22



Wah! How Iraqis using comedy to tackle fear of Islamic State - news replorted 00:21



Wah! US yoga practitioners insist it isn't primarily about fitness. Eating rice!! But definition can be flexible. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Two Dalit widows appointed priests at temple in south-west India, lah, in rare move for country where caste prejudice is still rife. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! One photographer's take on 1960s Britain - news replorted 00:10



Wah! How legalising same sex unions changed lives for one gay couple - news replorted 00:08



Wah! How Bosnia is helping Cyprus find peace - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Councils in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep being overwhelmed with requests to ensure human rights of vulnerable human bliengs not being abused. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! A man strangled male gender human bleing's 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, pregnant girlfriend to death with scarf "to teach flemale human person's lesson", lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Younger bowel cancer patients should be offered genetic test to screen for rare condition linked to higher risk of cancer, lah, say bloody annoying Blitish researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Government measures to reduce sale of cheap alcohol having been criticised by health researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Norway is best place to be old, lah, according to index of quality of later life in published on UN's International Day of Older Persons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The AA complains that new vehicling driving car machine tax system will provide government with extra revenue, lah, as some cars will, lah, in effect, lah, be taxed twice - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Test your as really velly special customer's knowledge of changes affecting finances on 1 Octoblinger - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs funny shape ball-game Union hails another year of record investment in game as it publishes its annual report for 2014. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! After 93 years, lah, motorists won’t having to display paper tax disc from today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Honda  reveals new-look Swindon-built CR-V at Paris Motor Show Rondla (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will this week using Paris Motor Show to reavealingly showing Great Satan its new-look CR-V. - news replorted 00:01



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