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Customer Letter: 1537 / 1528
Dean says...
MAZDA 6Ling made everything so easy for me, with outstanding, excellent service all round. Everything went smoothly and we received our new car within 4 weeks. We shopped around a lot for the best deals, and Ling by far came out with the best deal and cheapest price. Received the Mazda 6 on time in person from an excellent dealer.

Dean Wells
9 Deepdale
Hadrian Lodge West

Editor Note: Dean, great letter, thanks. Really appreciate the kind comments, from the ancient Roman settlement of Wallsend. I thank the dealer . Enjoy the Mazda! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1536 / 1528
Gerard says...
This is the second time I leased a car from Lings. As 2 years ago: Excellent service from initial contact to final delivery of my new Citroen C3 Picasso. Can't fault anything as hard as I may try. Contact via e-mail web system is super-duper quick. Try for yourself you will not be disappointed. And I love my new car!

Gerard Visser
95 Manor Grove
ME10 1LS

Editor Note: Hehehehe, great. A super repeating customer! Glad to see you back Gerard. As you are a nurse, you can comment on good treatment. :) Thanks! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1535 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
MAZDA 6Great service, so helpful. We needed a car quickly and everything was done for us in superb time. Dealer was excellent and our Mazda 6 was delivered on time and well presented.

Elizabeth Maciver
22 Howe View
AB51 0PR

Editor Note: Thanks for the letter Liz! Great news that you loved everything and got the Mazda so quickly. Enjoy it in Bonnie Snowwie Scotland! I pass on your thanks to dealer. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1534 / 1528
Christopher says...
VOLVO XC90Ling, You should be very proud of the business you have created. Remarkable, efficient and effective service. Great price. Brilliant way of communicating via 'Lingo'. I would have absolutely no hesitation recommending you to anyone. Thanks. Dealer was good, but boot would not open - local dealer soon sorted it out no problem.

Christopher Rhodes
38 Maddocks Close

Editor Note: Super duper letter, thanks Chris. I am quite proud, but always make me happy when customers show delight. You had great car (XC90) at cheap price. Always a good combination for a good result. Go and off-road! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1533 / 1528
Cristopher says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOON An excellent service for my new Mercedes C Class, very fast, friendly and efficient. Thank you very much!! Dealer was excellent – It was a pleasure.

Cristopher Beattie
76 Sevenacres
Great Lumley
Chester Le Street

Editor Note: Great news, Cris. I like fast, friendly and efficient. Hard to beat that, especially as the car was very cheap. :) Mercs rock, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 1532 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTADealing with Ling is a pleasure, her staff are friendly and informative, which coupled with the website actually makes replacing your car a fun experience. Thanks Ling, love the Fiesta by the way.

David Gallon
Heathcol Welding Supplies Ltd
257a Dukesway
Team Valley Trading Estate
NE11 0PZ

Editor Note: Hmmm, I must beat my staff up more, if they have that much time to be friendly, hahaha. Glad you had fun, everyone with these new Fiestas, loves them. You are local to me, in Gateshead - on the same trading estate in fact! Great, eh? Acapulco of the North. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1531 / 1528
Keith says...
AUDI A6 AVANTWhile getting my new Audi A6 Avant, I noticed that Ling may be bonkers but she does everything she says she'll do, and does it well.

Keith Willmore
1 Hunts Yard
Massingham Drive
Earls Colne

Editor Note: Thanks for calling me "bonkers", Keith. From a Barrister, that is appreciated. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1530 / 1528
Stephen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling and her team were good to work with, even if a little 'loco' at times! I was pleased that the whole process was pain-free and uncomplicated. LingsCars did “just what it said on the box” and I liked the informal way of doing business. I will go back to them next time, for certain. My XC90 arrived on time. Dealer gave full overview of car details.

Stephen Lansley
Hammonds Heath Road
Mortimer Common

Editor Note: We, here in Acapulco (or Gateshead) we tend to be a bit "loco". :) It is the air. ... Happy you are 100% hapy, Stephen, and as you are a European Marketing Manager I appreciate your comments. Go enjoy the big 4x4, snow will come soon :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1529 / 1528
Marcus says...
SEAT IBIZA SPORT COUPEAs always absolutely perfect. Cannot be faulted.

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
BD16 2NB

Editor Note: As always, a short note from Marcus. A very good customer, had many cars, now including this Seat Ibiza for his staff. Top Prison Solicitor. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1528 / 1528
Sarah says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service, everything was very easy and straightforward. Also the best price on a Fiesta. Lots of people didn't believe how little I am paying. Dealer Service – Excellent – Excellent service, very friendly delivery.

Sarah Coupe
Dialogue PR Consultancy
72 Woodward Close
RG41 5UU

Editor Note: Yes, you got a really cheap car, Sarah. Glad you loved the service. You are a PR consultancy, so start shouting about me, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1527 / 1528
Duncan says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOONI got a few car quotes from Ling then ordered the BMW 3-series I liked, plus extras. She pestered BMW for delivery date with eventually came through. I was kept up to date with progress. The whole deal went swimmingly. I can honestly say I would recommend Ling to anybody. The price very competitive and I love the car.

Duncan M******
EX6 ***

Editor Note: Yep, you wanted the Auto-Folding Mirrors, Duncan, because you park it on the street, I think. You should love the car, I had a 3-series (2 cars ago) and it was just brilliant to drive. I would say: perfect. It took BMW 2 months to get this car built and delivered, not TOO bad in the current conditions. Glad you are happy :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1526 / 1528
Bruno says...
VOLVO XC90Lings Cars does exactly what it says on the website. The process was precise and accurate and recorded so even a non computer person like me managed to take delivery of a superb new Volvo XC90. As an ex–company car driver for 35 years the LingsCars site gave me the opportunity to keep driving new cars. LingsCars site and process excellent. Chinese sweeties awful. Thank you Ling. Dealer Service – Excellent – Very little contact, delivered on time.

Bruno Chorzelewski
47 Nidd Approach
LS22 7UJ

Editor Note: Mr Bruno Chor...something, let me tell you - "Very little contact" is exactly what you want, from car dealers. The less, the better - trust me. :) Your XC90 is stunning value for a £30,000 car! Glad you like everything (except the sweets, designed to kill) :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1525 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAI was a first time leaser, I was told about Ling's, not too sure when I looked at other sites. All I can say is I kept going back to Ling's, glad I did. A wacky but worthwhile experience, got the car I wanted (Fiesta) at the best price… Dealer Service – Good – No complaints.

David Mcculloch
48 Calderglen Avenue
G72 9UN

Editor Note: No complaints, no regrets :) And you will not regret the Fiesta which is just about the best small car you can get. I especially appreciate you say I had the best price, as you are Scottish :) hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1524 / 1528
Brian says...
 Ling, it was a pleasure to deal with your company from start to finish. Every query and question was dealt with promptly. I was made to feel like I was your “only” customer such was the personal nature of your service. Dealer Service – Excellent – Very prompt and efficient.

Brian Roffe
45, Stratford Ave

Editor Note: Brian, but you were my only customer, it was a quiet week, hahahahaha! I do treat everyone individually, I find it much more enjoyable. Mazda 3 is a great car, low-profile, but very good. Thanks for your communication, you were very good to deal with, that helps. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1523 / 1528
Marcus says...


Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
BD16 2NB

Editor Note: Jeeez, one word. But a good one. And a good car, a 207bhp Golf GTi. Enjoy it, hahaha :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1522 / 1528
Neil says...
CITROEN C5First of all, I have to say that the service from Ling is 1000% better than my own response time – sorry for the delay! The service is excellent, the Citroen C5 is great, running really well and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling to anyone – In fact, I already have!! Looking forward to receiving my commission if they sign! Excellent dealer, good service, quality and communication.

Neil Coleman
28 Chippendayle Drive
ME17 1AD

Editor Note: Hahaha, no problem with the delay, good that these letters come in staggered manner :) If you recommend a friend, of course I pay a bribe - oooops, "commission" :) Enjoy the C5, you were lovely to chat to. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1521 / 1528
David says...
SKODA SUPERBIt is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a car from Ling. The old boys network may not like it, but Ling is the best. Dealer quite excellent – the guy who delivered the car was top notch.

David Warden
Address Withheld
LN2 ***

Editor Note: DC, you are a top Executive Officer at the Department for Work and Pensions, so I have withheld your address for extra security. Thanks so much for those comments, you are a sage I think. Or a Mandarin, or something. The Skoda Superb is a brilliant car, my sister has a new one in China, and loves it. Hope it gives you two years of fantastic motoring. I pass your comments to dealer, thanks. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1520 / 1528
Helen says...
MAZDA 6Ling's service has been excellent. She kept me informed every step of the way and car arrived on specified date. I would highly recommend her service. I also got insurance from the broker she recommended and it was great too! Dealer Service – Excellent.

Helen Mcdowell
The Orchard
Main Road
G82 5JX

Editor Note: What can I say, Helen? ... Everything was "excellent", including your choice of car, the Mazda 6. It was a bargain for a sporty 5 seat family car. Hope you enjoy it zooping around the lake district. Thanks for being so lovely to deal with. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1519 / 1528
Graham says...
FORD FIESTAThis is the first time I have bought a new car, and I must say you have made it so easy, stress free (I did have a few handing over date problems) but your company did resolve them smoothly. Very good. Dealer was good – Prompt delivery.

Graham Roberts
414 Prescot Rd
Eccleston Hill
S Helens
WA10 3BT

Editor Note: Graham, yes, you were away a few days prior to delivery and it was difficult to arrange a date, but was all sorted in the end :) Happy you are pleased with your first new car and thanks so much for "stress free" opinion. That's what I aim for :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1518 / 1528
Ashley says...
VOLKSWAGEN EOSI am extremely pleased with my car and it couldn't have been easier to get it! The website is simple to use, the customer care is excellent and I felt looked after throughout. Dealer Service – Excellent – Arrived as expected. Thanks.

Ashley Russell
7 Aynsley Gardens
CM17 9PB

Editor Note: Ashley!!!! Wow, you are a fantastic customer and brilliant to know your partner has a Nissan Qashqai, too (from me). Your advantage is getting your top off, hahaha! What a great car these Eos's are. Nice VW badge, too. Pleased you are happy bunny. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1517 / 1528
Patrick says...
 Well done Ling! A very good service supplying new Astra. Please send more gifts! Xxx.

Patrick Mcdonnell
9 Cobblers Briadge Road
Herne Bay

Editor Note: Well done Patrick! A very short letter. Please say more in future! Xxx - Ling

Customer Letter: 1516 / 1528
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB

Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1515 / 1528
Robb says...

Thank you for your little video, that is a nice touch.

The car is superb, but sad to say that as expected my wife has purloined it already!!

On a more serious note, can I just say that the experience of renting a car from you has been exceptional. This is the third renting contract that I have had with you and your service and dedication to the customer has gone from strength to strength. Congratulations to you and your team. Your Lingo system is simply the best I have ever encountered.

I have never been into 'chatting' but the last few weeks has changed my perception of that as well.

Robb Jenkins
16 Denbigh Street
LL16 5AR

Editor Note: Robb, well, thanks. Wow!

I am very close to having LINGO V2 launched which will be even better than this LINGO (this one is not perfect).

LINGO is certainly better than the previous email system, it allows me better speed and keeps everything transcribed. In many cases this has proved a Godsend, especially when a dealer messes up. If you can imagine, on my side I include all the dealer conversations too. So, if anything ever goes wrong, everyone has full details.

LINGO means I never miss a message and it is all very secure and I can be fast.

I won the BT NatWest Everywoman award Here in December for LINGO (given by Sarah Brown, PM wife - but not for long haha), I was so pleased. LINGO V2 will have tabs for different cars and be easier to use. I am hoping to be able to provide some white label service to different big companies to provide cars to customers, with generic LINGO powering it. Not everyone likes my own crazy branding :) Hahaha.

Glad you love the car, everyone is happy with these Mazdas. Thanks for giving the driver a lift back to the main road. :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1514 / 1528
Gareth says...

Thanks so much for the fantastic service and our lovely new car. You are the best - at everything: best prices, best customer service and best for free Chinese noodle lunch! We tell everyone we know not to buy but to car lease from

It would be great if every business was as easy to deal with, reliable and offered such great customer service as you all at Forget looking elsewhere. Car lease from Ling! I'm happy for you to post this in your comments section for the world to see.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***

Editor Note: Hey World, look at this lovely letter! :) Gareth, you are now officially green motoring champion, buzzing around in the quiet Prius. I have withheld your address as you have sensitive military job, but lovely to see someone from a lovely little Norfolk town. I was in Downham Market one month ago, it is a great place. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1513 / 1528
Peter says...
CITROEN C4Thanks to your efforts and efficient ways of working I was able to have my car delivered on the exact day I required it, a mere 2 weeks after ordering it. Well done! Between returning my company car and going on holiday I had only 1 day on which I would be able to be at home to receive the car and I'm grateful that you were able to arrange this in such a short space of time. I'd certainly use your services again and I'm already recommending you to friends (but I'm a rubbish salesman so don't expect anything!).

Anyway, I'm already thinking of which car to order from you when my contract expires in 2013. Do you have any plans to start offering Chinese made cars?

Peter Archbold
176 Little Marlow Road

Editor Note: Pete, I would love to start offering Chinese cars :) I think Volvos just about qualify now... Geely have bought them it seems. Glad you are happy bunny. I don't quite have the prices for 2013 yet :))) Let me know how you get on with the C4! - Ling

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Wah! An investigation is due to begin into compulsorly dying instantly helicopter crash in Flamborough which left two men dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:43

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish unemployment fell by 146,000 to 2.02 million in three months to end of July, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:43

Wah! London's New Year's Eve fireworks is to be ticketed for first clock time result and limit of 100,000 set on event, lah, Boris Johnson's office reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:41

Wah! At least 67 South Africans were killed when church belonging to Nigerian TV evangelist TB Joshua collapsed in Lagos, lah, President Zuma says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:37

Wah! As new research shows most young human bliengs not plan to smoke e-cigarettes, lah, experts divided over safety of "vaping". - news replorted 09:36

Wah! Who has come top in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land’s social media battle? - news replorted 09:35

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Wah! Minnesota Vikings suspend Adrian Peterson from all team activities while facing charges of allegedly hitting male gender human bleing's child. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:21

Wah! Porsche GB debuts at Lancaster insurlince Classic Motor Show Porsche GB will make its Lancaster insurlince Classic Motor Show debut with unique display of around 13 to 16 freshly r - news replorted 09:17

Wah! Nicolas de Gaudemont, lah, MAHLE Aftermarket GmbH Nicolas de Gaudemont will take over management of MAHLE Aftermarket GmbH in Europe on 1 November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:16

Wah! Lexus IS 220d Premium quality, lah, superb reliability and great purchase and running costs: Rexus IS 220d has ticked all right wis - news replorted 09:11

Wah! Jaguar XJ crowned luxury LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine king at What Car? Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards Jagluar XJ is best used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in luxury LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine class, lah, according to What Car?. - news replorted 09:00

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Wah! Japanese consumer electronics giant Sony increases its forecast for full year loss by $1.7bn due to weakness in its mobile business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:25

Wah! A "zero tolerance" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) approach to funny shape ball-game players with concussion must be adopted, lah, sport's governing body in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:10

Wah! Welfare cuts likely to lead to loss of 3,000 jobs in south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep valleys, lah, new report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:04

Wah! Ukraine's Luhansk grim and fearful place - news replorted 07:38

Wah! NASA has chosen two private companies to build new generation of spacecraft that will take their astronauts to International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:35

Wah! Four Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers human bliengs having been hurtee-hurtee in plane crash at Florida park on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:29

Wah! Bangladesh's Supreme Court commutes Islamist leader Delwar Sayeedi's death sentence for crimes in 1971 independence fighty bang-bang to life imprisonment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:25

Wah! China's central capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity is said to be injecting 500bn yuan ($81bn; RMB Yuan #50bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! into five biggest state-owned banks to counter slowing growth. - news replorted 07:17

Wah! Almost half of smokers in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having been offered illegal tobacco to buy and 15% of all tobacco sold there is illegal, lah, charity has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:17

Wah! old bill bobbys investigating murders of two Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons in Thailand say they may having been wrong to rule out Western suspects, lah, including British man. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:13

Wah! A trial of experimental vaccine against Ebola virus is to begin in Oxford. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:04

Wah! A proplosal to money lending shark for Northern Ireland's first ever casino is outlined to parties on Belfast City Council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:03

Wah! A 47-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is charged with murder Flintshire woman who was found strangled and with head injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:50

Wah! Alcohol abuse in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers costs taxpayers RMB Yuan #900m year and early intervention services needed, lah, charities claim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:24

Wah! A Great Satan billionaire philanthropist is providing grants in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers for dementia care, lah, shared education and early years learning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:22

Wah! After five years of "pain", lah, five-time winners Liverpool relish victorious return to Champions League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:20

Wah! Ford Focus: What Car? Best Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year For second clock time result in three years Floord has claimed top honours at What Car? Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00

Wah! A key Ukrainian rebel leader tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation new law granting self-rule to parts of east will not sway demand for independence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:16

Wah! South Korean authorities say they having detained American man they believe was trying to swim to North Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:29

Wah! China's President Xi Jinping makes male gender human bleing's first official visit to India, lah, with focus on improving trade ties and resolving decades-old border dispute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:57

Wah! There having been clashes in Brazil's largest city Sao Paulo following eviction of 200 families occupying old hotel in city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:00

Wah! A man from Rochester, lah, New York has been charged with trying to recruit human bliengs to join Islamic State and to shoot human bliengs in US, lah, say prosecutors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32

Wah! Engineers build chin strap that harnesses energy produced by jaw movements, lah, and could one day power hearing aids or bluetooth earpieces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:27

Wah! The UN brokers deal on rebuilding in Gaza Strip, lah, giving roles to Palestinian Authority and private sector, lah, its top Mid-East envoy says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:09

Wah! 'Why I loved/loathed my velly own damn 1960s tower block' - news replorted 01:52

Wah! Is it clock time result for mental health waiting like hell target? - news replorted 01:39

Wah! Both sides in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum campaign make their final pitches to voters as latest polls suggest result remains too close to call. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:36

Wah! Who is man behind Alibaba, lah, e-commerce giant that is about to launch record listing on New York stock market? - news replorted 01:36

Wah! Girths continuing to expand in US, lah, despite obesity appearing to be reaching plateau, lah, data suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:29

Wah! Grants worth RMB Yuan #213.5m were paid to councils for waste projects even though key facilities having yet to be built, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:21

Wah! World fighty bang-bang Two records reavealingly showing Great Satan existence of glamorous female secret agent whose job was to see if other agents could keep their mouths shut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:18

Wah! Scientists having had extremely rare chance to examine intact colossal squid after it was accidentally caught in Antarctic, lah, as Mauricio Olmedo-Perez reports - news replorted 01:18

Wah! King Richard III was likely to having been killed by two blows to head and one to male gender human bleing's pelvis, lah, according to new research. - news replorted 01:05

Wah! Juan Vela is one of bloody velly few artisans making traditional, lah, handcrafted castanets for Spanish flamenco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:30

Wah! The Great Satan prisoner of fighty bang-bang who built $180m capitalist entity - news replorted 00:28

Wah! Five bugs that lurk in changing rooms - news replorted 00:25

Wah! The aftermath of 1985 Mexico City earthquake saw founding of elite rescue group Los Topos or 'The Moles' - news replorted 00:21

Wah! Why Lord of Flies holds true 60 years on - news replorted 00:19

Wah! The freedivers risking their lives to swim with whales - news replorted 00:16

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click looks at new laser projector that promises to deliver brighter and clearer pictures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16

Wah! The increasingly fractious nature of campaigning in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum is captured by papers day ahead of vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:14

Wah! How jobs fit into referendum debate? - news replorted 00:11

Wah! Boss Arsene Wenger says Arsenal must "be patient" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with Danny Welbeck after male gender human bleing's costly miss at Borussia Dortmund. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07

Wah! Bosses of bloody annoying Blitish listed companies could see their pay packages overhauled under new rules from Financial Reporting Council (FRC). - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Checks and balances on how academy chains in Province of Engrish running-dogs spend large amounts of public money "too weak", lah, according to research. - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Ford and MSA bring new motorsport championship to Britain Floord reveals most exciting development in British junior single-seater motor racing for almost 50 years of FIA F - news replorted 00:01

Wah! The new Rondla Jazz prototype Today Rondla has released first images of new Jazz prototype that will make its public debut next month at 20 - news replorted 00:01

Wah! The Great Satan space agency Nasa has chosen Boeing and SpaceX to build new generation of spaceships to carry astronauts to International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00

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