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Customer Letter: 1537 / 1528
Dean says...
MAZDA 6Ling made everything so easy for me, with outstanding, excellent service all round. Everything went smoothly and we received our new car within 4 weeks. We shopped around a lot for the best deals, and Ling by far came out with the best deal and cheapest price. Received the Mazda 6 on time in person from an excellent dealer.

Dean Wells
9 Deepdale
Hadrian Lodge West

Editor Note: Dean, great letter, thanks. Really appreciate the kind comments, from the ancient Roman settlement of Wallsend. I thank the dealer . Enjoy the Mazda! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1536 / 1528
Gerard says...
This is the second time I leased a car from Lings. As 2 years ago: Excellent service from initial contact to final delivery of my new Citroen C3 Picasso. Can't fault anything as hard as I may try. Contact via e-mail web system is super-duper quick. Try for yourself you will not be disappointed. And I love my new car!

Gerard Visser
95 Manor Grove
ME10 1LS

Editor Note: Hehehehe, great. A super repeating customer! Glad to see you back Gerard. As you are a nurse, you can comment on good treatment. :) Thanks! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1535 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
MAZDA 6Great service, so helpful. We needed a car quickly and everything was done for us in superb time. Dealer was excellent and our Mazda 6 was delivered on time and well presented.

Elizabeth Maciver
22 Howe View
AB51 0PR

Editor Note: Thanks for the letter Liz! Great news that you loved everything and got the Mazda so quickly. Enjoy it in Bonnie Snowwie Scotland! I pass on your thanks to dealer. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1534 / 1528
Christopher says...
VOLVO XC90Ling, You should be very proud of the business you have created. Remarkable, efficient and effective service. Great price. Brilliant way of communicating via 'Lingo'. I would have absolutely no hesitation recommending you to anyone. Thanks. Dealer was good, but boot would not open - local dealer soon sorted it out no problem.

Christopher Rhodes
38 Maddocks Close

Editor Note: Super duper letter, thanks Chris. I am quite proud, but always make me happy when customers show delight. You had great car (XC90) at cheap price. Always a good combination for a good result. Go and off-road! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1533 / 1528
Cristopher says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOON An excellent service for my new Mercedes C Class, very fast, friendly and efficient. Thank you very much!! Dealer was excellent – It was a pleasure.

Cristopher Beattie
76 Sevenacres
Great Lumley
Chester Le Street

Editor Note: Great news, Cris. I like fast, friendly and efficient. Hard to beat that, especially as the car was very cheap. :) Mercs rock, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 1532 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTADealing with Ling is a pleasure, her staff are friendly and informative, which coupled with the website actually makes replacing your car a fun experience. Thanks Ling, love the Fiesta by the way.

David Gallon
Heathcol Welding Supplies Ltd
257a Dukesway
Team Valley Trading Estate
NE11 0PZ

Editor Note: Hmmm, I must beat my staff up more, if they have that much time to be friendly, hahaha. Glad you had fun, everyone with these new Fiestas, loves them. You are local to me, in Gateshead - on the same trading estate in fact! Great, eh? Acapulco of the North. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1531 / 1528
Keith says...
AUDI A6 AVANTWhile getting my new Audi A6 Avant, I noticed that Ling may be bonkers but she does everything she says she'll do, and does it well.

Keith Willmore
1 Hunts Yard
Massingham Drive
Earls Colne

Editor Note: Thanks for calling me "bonkers", Keith. From a Barrister, that is appreciated. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1530 / 1528
Stephen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling and her team were good to work with, even if a little 'loco' at times! I was pleased that the whole process was pain-free and uncomplicated. LingsCars did “just what it said on the box” and I liked the informal way of doing business. I will go back to them next time, for certain. My XC90 arrived on time. Dealer gave full overview of car details.

Stephen Lansley
Hammonds Heath Road
Mortimer Common

Editor Note: We, here in Acapulco (or Gateshead) we tend to be a bit "loco". :) It is the air. ... Happy you are 100% hapy, Stephen, and as you are a European Marketing Manager I appreciate your comments. Go enjoy the big 4x4, snow will come soon :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1529 / 1528
Marcus says...
SEAT IBIZA SPORT COUPEAs always absolutely perfect. Cannot be faulted.

Marcus Farrar
BD16 ***

Editor Note: As always, a short note from Marcus. A very good customer, had many cars, now including this Seat Ibiza for his staff. Top Prison Solicitor. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1528 / 1528
Sarah says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service, everything was very easy and straightforward. Also the best price on a Fiesta. Lots of people didn't believe how little I am paying. Dealer Service – Excellent – Excellent service, very friendly delivery.

Sarah Coupe
Dialogue PR Consultancy
72 Woodward Close
RG41 5UU

Editor Note: Yes, you got a really cheap car, Sarah. Glad you loved the service. You are a PR consultancy, so start shouting about me, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1527 / 1528
Duncan says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOONI got a few car quotes from Ling then ordered the BMW 3-series I liked, plus extras. She pestered BMW for delivery date with eventually came through. I was kept up to date with progress. The whole deal went swimmingly. I can honestly say I would recommend Ling to anybody. The price very competitive and I love the car.

Duncan M******
EX6 ***

Editor Note: Yep, you wanted the Auto-Folding Mirrors, Duncan, because you park it on the street, I think. You should love the car, I had a 3-series (2 cars ago) and it was just brilliant to drive. I would say: perfect. It took BMW 2 months to get this car built and delivered, not TOO bad in the current conditions. Glad you are happy :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1526 / 1528
Bruno says...
VOLVO XC90Lings Cars does exactly what it says on the website. The process was precise and accurate and recorded so even a non computer person like me managed to take delivery of a superb new Volvo XC90. As an ex–company car driver for 35 years the LingsCars site gave me the opportunity to keep driving new cars. LingsCars site and process excellent. Chinese sweeties awful. Thank you Ling. Dealer Service – Excellent – Very little contact, delivered on time.

Bruno Chorzelewski
47 Nidd Approach
LS22 7UJ

Editor Note: Mr Bruno Chor...something, let me tell you - "Very little contact" is exactly what you want, from car dealers. The less, the better - trust me. :) Your XC90 is stunning value for a £30,000 car! Glad you like everything (except the sweets, designed to kill) :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1525 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAI was a first time leaser, I was told about Ling's, not too sure when I looked at other sites. All I can say is I kept going back to Ling's, glad I did. A wacky but worthwhile experience, got the car I wanted (Fiesta) at the best price… Dealer Service – Good – No complaints.

David Mcculloch
48 Calderglen Avenue
G72 9UN

Editor Note: No complaints, no regrets :) And you will not regret the Fiesta which is just about the best small car you can get. I especially appreciate you say I had the best price, as you are Scottish :) hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1524 / 1528
Brian says...
 Ling, it was a pleasure to deal with your company from start to finish. Every query and question was dealt with promptly. I was made to feel like I was your “only” customer such was the personal nature of your service. Dealer Service – Excellent – Very prompt and efficient.

Brian Roffe
45, Stratford Ave

Editor Note: Brian, but you were my only customer, it was a quiet week, hahahahaha! I do treat everyone individually, I find it much more enjoyable. Mazda 3 is a great car, low-profile, but very good. Thanks for your communication, you were very good to deal with, that helps. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1523 / 1528
Marcus says...


Marcus Farrar
BD16 ***

Editor Note: Jeeez, one word. But a good one. And a good car, a 207bhp Golf GTi. Enjoy it, hahaha :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1522 / 1528
Neil says...
CITROEN C5First of all, I have to say that the service from Ling is 1000% better than my own response time – sorry for the delay! The service is excellent, the Citroen C5 is great, running really well and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling to anyone – In fact, I already have!! Looking forward to receiving my commission if they sign! Excellent dealer, good service, quality and communication.

Neil Coleman
28 Chippendayle Drive
ME17 1AD

Editor Note: Hahaha, no problem with the delay, good that these letters come in staggered manner :) If you recommend a friend, of course I pay a bribe - oooops, "commission" :) Enjoy the C5, you were lovely to chat to. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1521 / 1528
David says...
SKODA SUPERBIt is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a car from Ling. The old boys network may not like it, but Ling is the best. Dealer quite excellent – the guy who delivered the car was top notch.

David Warden
Address Withheld
LN2 ***

Editor Note: DC, you are a top Executive Officer at the Department for Work and Pensions, so I have withheld your address for extra security. Thanks so much for those comments, you are a sage I think. Or a Mandarin, or something. The Skoda Superb is a brilliant car, my sister has a new one in China, and loves it. Hope it gives you two years of fantastic motoring. I pass your comments to dealer, thanks. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1520 / 1528
Helen says...
MAZDA 6Ling's service has been excellent. She kept me informed every step of the way and car arrived on specified date. I would highly recommend her service. I also got insurance from the broker she recommended and it was great too! Dealer Service – Excellent.

Helen Mcdowell
The Orchard
Main Road
G82 5JX

Editor Note: What can I say, Helen? ... Everything was "excellent", including your choice of car, the Mazda 6. It was a bargain for a sporty 5 seat family car. Hope you enjoy it zooping around the lake district. Thanks for being so lovely to deal with. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1519 / 1528
Graham says...
FORD FIESTAThis is the first time I have bought a new car, and I must say you have made it so easy, stress free (I did have a few handing over date problems) but your company did resolve them smoothly. Very good. Dealer was good – Prompt delivery.

Graham Roberts
414 Prescot Rd
Eccleston Hill
S Helens
WA10 3BT

Editor Note: Graham, yes, you were away a few days prior to delivery and it was difficult to arrange a date, but was all sorted in the end :) Happy you are pleased with your first new car and thanks so much for "stress free" opinion. That's what I aim for :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1518 / 1528
Ashley says...
 I am extremely pleased with my car and it couldn't have been easier to get it! The website is simple to use, the customer care is excellent and I felt looked after throughout. Dealer Service – Excellent – Arrived as expected. Thanks.

Ashley Russell
7 Aynsley Gardens
CM17 9PB

Editor Note: Ashley!!!! Wow, you are a fantastic customer and brilliant to know your partner has a Nissan Qashqai, too (from me). Your advantage is getting your top off, hahaha! What a great car these Eos's are. Nice VW badge, too. Pleased you are happy bunny. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1517 / 1528
Patrick says...
 Well done Ling! A very good service supplying new Astra. Please send more gifts! Xxx.

Patrick Mcdonnell
9 Cobblers Briadge Road
Herne Bay

Editor Note: Well done Patrick! A very short letter. Please say more in future! Xxx - Ling

Customer Letter: 1516 / 1528
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB

Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1515 / 1528
Robb says...

Thank you for your little video, that is a nice touch.

The car is superb, but sad to say that as expected my wife has purloined it already!!

On a more serious note, can I just say that the experience of renting a car from you has been exceptional. This is the third renting contract that I have had with you and your service and dedication to the customer has gone from strength to strength. Congratulations to you and your team. Your Lingo system is simply the best I have ever encountered.

I have never been into 'chatting' but the last few weeks has changed my perception of that as well.

Robb Jenkins
16 Denbigh Street
LL16 5AR

Editor Note: Robb, well, thanks. Wow!

I am very close to having LINGO V2 launched which will be even better than this LINGO (this one is not perfect).

LINGO is certainly better than the previous email system, it allows me better speed and keeps everything transcribed. In many cases this has proved a Godsend, especially when a dealer messes up. If you can imagine, on my side I include all the dealer conversations too. So, if anything ever goes wrong, everyone has full details.

LINGO means I never miss a message and it is all very secure and I can be fast.

I won the BT NatWest Everywoman award Here in December for LINGO (given by Sarah Brown, PM wife - but not for long haha), I was so pleased. LINGO V2 will have tabs for different cars and be easier to use. I am hoping to be able to provide some white label service to different big companies to provide cars to customers, with generic LINGO powering it. Not everyone likes my own crazy branding :) Hahaha.

Glad you love the car, everyone is happy with these Mazdas. Thanks for giving the driver a lift back to the main road. :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1514 / 1528
Gareth says...

Thanks so much for the fantastic service and our lovely new car. You are the best - at everything: best prices, best customer service and best for free Chinese noodle lunch! We tell everyone we know not to buy but to car lease from

It would be great if every business was as easy to deal with, reliable and offered such great customer service as you all at Forget looking elsewhere. Car lease from Ling! I'm happy for you to post this in your comments section for the world to see.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***

Editor Note: Hey World, look at this lovely letter! :) Gareth, you are now officially green motoring champion, buzzing around in the quiet Prius. I have withheld your address as you have sensitive military job, but lovely to see someone from a lovely little Norfolk town. I was in Downham Market one month ago, it is a great place. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1513 / 1528
Peter says...
CITROEN C4Thanks to your efforts and efficient ways of working I was able to have my car delivered on the exact day I required it, a mere 2 weeks after ordering it. Well done! Between returning my company car and going on holiday I had only 1 day on which I would be able to be at home to receive the car and I'm grateful that you were able to arrange this in such a short space of time. I'd certainly use your services again and I'm already recommending you to friends (but I'm a rubbish salesman so don't expect anything!).

Anyway, I'm already thinking of which car to order from you when my contract expires in 2013. Do you have any plans to start offering Chinese made cars?

Peter Archbold
176 Little Marlow Road

Editor Note: Pete, I would love to start offering Chinese cars :) I think Volvos just about qualify now... Geely have bought them it seems. Glad you are happy bunny. I don't quite have the prices for 2013 yet :))) Let me know how you get on with the C4! - Ling

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Wah! GKN eAxle production milestone Rising global demand for vehicling driving car machines with hybrid electric all-wheel controlling in driving manner (eAWD) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has helped GKN Driveline’s electric axle ( - news replorted 11:18

Wah! IAM Roadsmart has become official supporter of Tyresafe IAM RoadSmart (formerly Institute of Advanced Motorists), lah, UK's road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity with focus on improving dri - news replorted 11:16

Wah! Overall Showstopper of Festival is Aston Martin Vulcan Michelin Supercar Paddock concludes its fifth year at velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed with announcement of fi - news replorted 11:14

Wah! Deputy Labour leader Tom Watson tells Jeremy Corbyn bloody man has "no authority" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) among Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters and warns him bloody man faces leadership challenge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:07

Wah! DTM Norisring 2016 Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate has another DTM winner: youngster Nico Müller (24) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! won turbulent DTM race at Norisring on Sunday, lah, causing Aud - news replorted 11:05

Wah! Euro LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Parts Corrosion Repair Guide Euro LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Parts (ECP), lah, UK’s number one distributor of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine parts, lah, has published new 84-page Corrosion Repair Guide s - news replorted 11:03

Wah! A "top student" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in India's Bihar state, lah, 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Ruby Rai, lah, is arrested after panel of examiners retesting flemale human person's cancelled flemale human person's original results. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:44

Wah! Voters without degrees were more likely to back leaving EU, lah, figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! But in one of towns with fewest graduates in UK, lah, relationship is more complicated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:39

Wah! The Mlitslublishli Ground Tourer Concept Following unveiling of Concept XR PHEV II and eX Concept at 2015 Geneva Motor Show and 2015 Tokyo Motor - news replorted 10:08

Wah! Since EU referendum results revealed bloody annoying Blitish voted Leave, lah, reports online having emerged of anti- Bloody foreign sentiment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:04

Wah! Catch up with all goals, lah, match highlights, lah, fun moments and more from Sunday at 2016 Uefa European Championship in France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:03

Wah! After UK's decision to leave EU, lah, some families worried it could having impact on them, lah, if they having moved to Britain from other EU countries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:59

Wah! Raheem Sterling is expected to play in what Province of Engrish running-dogs boss Roy Hodgson accepts is "win or bust" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) match against Iceland in Euro 2016 last-16. - news replorted 09:50

Wah! The Arrinera Hussarya GT Arrinera Hussarya GT took part in Michelin Supercar Run, lah, traditional component of velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Spe - news replorted 09:47

Wah! Ferrari at velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed Ferrari was once again Fan’s Favourite at velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed, lah, which took place this weekend from Friday - news replorted 09:47

Wah! A leadership gap has opened up at dangerous clock time result for UK, lah, says Nick Robinson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:15

Wah! To what extent does referendum result show divided Britain? We explore data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:06

Wah! Commercial Fleet Awards Logo search for bloody velly best in commercial vehicling driving car machine field begins this week with launch of 2016 Commercial Fle - news replorted 09:00

Wah! Damien Smith Influence Associates is delighted to announce that Damien Smith, lah, previously Editor, lah, Motor Sport Magazine, lah, is to join - news replorted 09:00

Wah! An unusual beauty contest has been taking place in Lithuania. Ai-yaa!!! There were no swimsuits or speeches - instead, lah, contestants went down red carpet on all fours, lah, as BBC's Tim Allman explains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:57

Wah! Chancellor George Osborne says bloody annoying Blitish is in "a position of strength" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and indicates there will be no immediate emergency Budget after Brexit vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:05

Wah! David Gandy styles Norman Dews OBE ahead of Top Gear appearance Legendary Jagluar test driver Norman Dewis OBE made male gender human bleing's first appearance on Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Top Gear television in bloody annoying Blitish on Sunday 2 - news replorted 08:00

Wah! Chancellor George Osborne has insisted that bloody annoying Blitish is in strong position to "deal with consequences" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of vote to leave European Union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:45

Wah! Xin Xin, lah, giant panda living in Macau, lah, gives birth to two male twins fathered by Kai Kai, lah, first pandas to be born in Super-Duper-Chinese-State region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:41

Wah! The EU referendum has not just divided political parties, lah, it has also opened up gulf between generations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:32

Wah! The Queen and Duke of Edinburgh will meet first and deputy first dodgy ministers later on Monday during two-day visit to Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:33

Wah! Argentina and Barcelona forward Lionel Messi, lah, 29, lah, announces male gender human bleing's retirement from international football. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:02

Wah! At least 10 human bliengs wounded, lah, two seriously, lah, in clashes between right-wing extremists and counter-protesters in Sacramento, lah, California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:46

Wah! German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Francois Hollande say they in "full agreement" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on how to handle fallout from UK's decision to quit EU. - news replorted 04:39

Wah! The spirit of Pitmen Painters is being kept alive by group of photographers who reimagining artists' celebrated works. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:26

Wah! ZZ Top talk to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 5 Live's Colin Paterson about Glastonbury, lah, Brexit and beard etiquette. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:53

Wah! Ten human bliengs remain in hospital after rollercoaster crash at theme park in North Lanarkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:30

Wah! Iranians having taken to publishing their payslips online, lah, angered by revelations that managers in some state companies enjoy surprisingly high salaries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:20

Wah! Pope Francis says Roman Catholic Church should apologise to gay human bliengs for way it has treated them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:47

Wah! An Institute of Directors survey suggests that quarter of its members may freeze recruitment following Brexit vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:36

Wah! As stock markets tumble and sterling weakens in wake of EU referendum result, lah, what safer alternatives for investors? - news replorted 00:26

Wah! Food writer Samar Halarnkar explains what Indians having done to Super-Duper-Chinese-State and other cuisines of world. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:24

Wah! 'We will open Iceland up' - Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation pundit Danny Murphy gives male gender human bleing's verdict on Province of Engrish running-dogs's opponents in last 16 at Euro 2016. - news replorted 00:02

Wah! Fifty years ago this week Barclaycard issued first credit cards in Uk. What you wan'?!! Simon Read looks at how plastic card changed our relationship with money. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00

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