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Customer Letter: 1496 / 1496
Paula says...
carI received excellent customer service from LINGsCARS and would recommend Ling to others. I was kept fully informed during the whole process and I am now really enjoying my new Nissan Qashqai. Excellent delivery; my new car arrived exactly on time, as promised.

Paula Treadaway
Address Withheld
Hemel Hempstead
HP3 ***


Editor Note: Paula, thanks so much for the letter. I withhold your address as you are a headteacher and I don't want your pupils tormenting you :) I used to live very close to Barnet. Was great chatting to you, and have you mark my homework. Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1495 / 1496
Stewart says...
carcar
Simple and user-friendly process. Both my very recent Audi A5 Cabriolet and the Q7 I had over a year ago from Ling have been great. I will be using Ling again to change the Q7 in 2010. Excellent delivery on both cars.

Stewart Thomson
Address Withheld
Troon
KA10 ***


Editor Note: Hey, Stewart, you have had £60,000 of cars from me! How good is that? :) You are just brilliant to deal with and always enjoyed your chats. I will look forward to sorting out the Q7 replacement. Thanks for great letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1494 / 1496
Gareth says...
carI would just like to thank you and your team once again for the new Toyota Prius that we have now got. Your teams professionalism and understanding made the whole process completely painless. The delivery could have been extremely stressful with me not being in the country and my wife in full time work - but you pulled out all the stops to make is convenient for us.

When the time comes we will be happy to lease another car from you; safe in the knowledge that you put the customer first. Thanks Ling.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Gareth, as you are a highly qualified RAF operative, I withhold your address for security. I would hate Osama to bother you :) The Prius is a tremendous car and should go for miles on batteries as your place is flat I think. You and your wife were super-duper to deal with. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1493 / 1496
Angie says...
carDear Ling

I just wanted to say a big thank you to you and your team for your excellent and efficient service in the lease of My A5 Audi Coupe. So far I am very pleased with it and a big thank you for sending my number plates (for my new personal reg number), they were perfect, even with my company name! How personal is that?

In the future when business improves I may look to lease a small run about vehicle for the office and I would not hesitate to contact LINGsCARS to arrange this for me. You have been a joy to deal with, many companies could learn a lot from you.

Thank you again!

Angie Brady
DWR Sales and Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW


Editor Note: Angie, how great to get this letter from you. That A5 Coupe is a brill car, even has the new STOP START on it. The extra reg plates for your private number are free and I am only too happy to give these when cars are new, as it can be difficult to get plates made these days. What a great time we had chatting about your car, hope you love it! Vroom, vroom, fast and sexy. Team has been rewarded! Hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1492 / 1496
Annette says...
carLing,

I love my new Honda Jazz already. A very nice man drove it from Birmingham for me. He was very efficient and professional and helped to remind me of all the things I should be asking him e.g. tax disc, mileage, weather conditions etc he had it all in hand. Thank you so much for your very efficient service from LINGsCARS, it has been the most enjoyable purchasing of a new vehicle I have ever had.

Annette Jackson
Address Withheld
Beverley
HU17 ***


Editor Note: Annette, that's fantastic. You are a deputy head teacher so I have hidden your home address from all the terrible kids. Glad you like the Jazz, brill small cars! The service... I will pass regards to the supplier. They are very good. Not sure what else to say except we had a wonderful time chatting and having fun. I have another friend in Beverley now! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1491 / 1496
David says...
carWell done Ling, you did it! You managed to get us our car in just over a week! What fast and efficient service. I look forward to doing business with you again. You always deliver what you say you will. Thanks. Good delivery of my new Peugeot 207, car delivered when they said. Only one bad point is that I only got 1 key for the car.

David Hallam
Wise Software (uk) Ltd
Mill Farm
Mill Lane, Saxilby
Lincoln
LN1 2HN


Editor Note: Brilliantly fast, eh? Not everyone can have a car in just one week, though. Depends on the supply. You only get one key on these cars because they are just one year deals and the company has experienced large costs from customers losing the second key. You can always get additional keys cut if required. Enjoy the 207, David, it was great to deal with you! You are a good repeat customer :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1490 / 1496
Nick says...
carLing you are the "NUTTS" Don’t sell out to the Big Gunn’s when they come knocking! Cos you know they will.

Excellent dealer service on delivery of my new Astra.

Nick Brace
Longshot Lane Mot
Unit 7
Longshot Lane
Bracknell
RG12 1RL


Editor Note: Are you sure there are 2 "T"s in NUTTS, Nick? Hmmmm, well, we had a brilliant fun time arranging the Astra, it is great to have customers who enjoy a laugh. I pass on regards to dealer. Thanks for nuttty comments, hahahaha. Nit. Bloody lunatic customers, where do they all come from???? Hehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1489 / 1496
Andrew says...
carI simply cannot believe how easy leasing a car has been. In fact the most difficult part of the whole process was actually choosing a car that I wanted. There was so much choice!

I have never leased a car before and was rather pessimistic about leasing as I have always owned my car. One visit to LingsCars.com totally changed my mind as it listed all the costs, how it all worked and instant access to a member of staff who also were brilliant when I asked questions.

I am very happy with my new Qashqai and is the best decision I have ever made regarding cars as especially in this snowy weather the car is brilliant.

I can’t ever see myself buying a car again; I just don’t see the point. Especially with what Ling is offering. The customer service on the website is literally phenomenal and you know exactly where you stand all the time.

Thanks very much Ling.

Dealer Service – EXCELLENT, brilliant service. Thank you!

Andrew Appleyard
11 Fox Howe
Coulby Newham
Middlesbrough
TS8 0RU


Editor Note: What a long letter, lovely! You are a Programme Executive with the Prince's Trust, so you are an expert in excellence. I appreciate your comments. Thanks for that PHENOMENAL word, love it. Enjoy the bloody nice Qashqai, hope Charlie is impressed when he sees it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1488 / 1496
David says...
carA bubbly, fizzy, garish website packed with more information than I have found on any website. Backed up by a personal, friendly staff. Will certainly will use Ling again. Dealer Service – EXCELLENT.

David Gethings
3 Fenleigh Close
Waterbeach
Cambridge
CB25 9RA


Editor Note: And you had a bubbly, fizzy car, too. An Alfa 159! Powerful Lusso model with extra 17" diamond effect flat spoke alloys in Black. Nice. Hope you have a good local Alfa dealer as they can be curate's eggs. But the deal was great fun to sort out with you, thanks for kind letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1487 / 1496
Stuart says...
carExcellent customer service and very competitive price for the vehicle I required. Unorthodox and refreshing approach to vehicle leasing! Well done Ling! Good dealer service on my Honda CRV delivery.

Stuart Cartwright
42 Corner Brook
Lostock
Bolton
BL6 4GX


Editor Note: Stuart, thanks so much. Glad to be unorthodox... as the TYPICAL leasing company service is quite bad. So, im my case, different is good. I treat you like adult. Happy to thought everything was great! Enjoy CRV, what a lovely car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1486 / 1496
Susan says...
carFrom the very beginning I received nothing but excellent service. I would say that LingsCars are very professional organised and approachable – no one else can touch Ling for her deals. She is also however quite crazy!!

As the car I wanted (Scirocco) was an automatic and particular colour, it had to be factory order and the wait was approx 4 months. However, I was kept informed of the progress all the way – many times I received e-mails just checking in and wishing me a good weekend etc. I would log into the website just for a laugh and to share it with colleagues at work – MAD!

I still get immense pleasure from just getting in the car and I don’t think, especially as this is a second car for us, that I could have afforded to buy it with this spec. I will definitely be using LingsCars again when this lease is up. However, Love the car so much – don’t want to think that far ahead.

Excellent dealer, car was clean, delivered when advised and very courteous service.

Susan Hobson
17 Sunningdale Drive
Usworth
Washington
NE37 2LL


Editor Note: Woooo Hooo. It is great to read this stuff! Always difficult when a bespoke car is such a long lead time, but this is why I have LINGO, so the wait is painless. Progress is always passed on, even if bad news. But your car was all GOOD NEWS, Susan. Thanks so much for the business. Hope you have lovely time in the fast Scirocco! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1485 / 1496
Rollo says...
carI’ve never experienced such a friendly and helpful company … I already have my mind set on a much more up-market vehicle next time, and I will, without doubt, be using LingsCars in the future. Average dealer - Dealer was ok. Lombard however forgot to set up my direct debit order then sent me a snotty letter saying I was behind with payments! If only they were as efficient as LingsCars...

Rollo Davies
3 Manor Road
Swanscombe
DA10 0ES


Editor Note: Well, Rollo, Lombard have now withdrawn from the market. So, we don't have to put up with that inefficiency any more. They are RBS, enough said. You are not the first customer to say this has happened. But it was sorted. I am glad you found me friendly and helpful, I do not bite :) Hahaha! Great to have you on board! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1484 / 1496
Brian says...
carIf I knew then what I know now I would have contract hired a car from Ling years ago, its so easy and cheap! No messing about, no hard sell and a great service. From asking for a quote to having my C5 delivered to my door it couldn’t have been simpler. Delivery is free and prompt. Finance was quick and information accurate.

Brian Nelson
16 Frederick Street North
Meadowfield
Durham
DH7 8NB


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, it has taken me years to get to this stage... but really you had a very successful time getting a car. The C5 is lovely car. Plus, you got Sat Nav! So you won't get lost around County Durham. Thanks for being great customer, Brian! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1483 / 1496
Deborah says...
carBrilliant! The whole process – the car – everything. I would definitely use Ling again as everything was great. Plenty of contact, simple process, quick response to e-mails and funny! Felt like I was dealing with a friend. Have recommended already and will be back! Thanks.

Excellent delivery: Good service – polite, smart and delivered car on time. Thank you.

Deborah Baker
15 Pitlochry Close
Horfield
Bristol
BS7 0TU


Editor Note: Deb, that sounds good to me! You were great to deal with, we had a load of fun and you were really happy with your Fiesta and the deal. It is hard to do better than that. You are certainly a friend, now :) Thanks for recommendation! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1482 / 1496
Gillian says...
carHi Ling, I looked at many lease car web sites for the best deals. LingsCars was the best for my new Ford Fiesta. I love it, after all the paperwork was done a new Fiesta was on my drive - that easy. My husband was not sure about the colour (pink) but I love it, I love it. Thank you. It was delivered at the time arranged no problems. Thank you.

Gillian Forrest
Paul Forrest Transport Ltd
4 Cameo Drive
Stourbridge
West Midlands
DY8 4AU


Editor Note: Hahahaha, the pink colour (actually the really great Hot Magenta) will mean you keep your husband out of the car. It changes colour in sunlight! Great letter, thanks so much for being a super customer, Gillian. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1481 / 1496
Marie says...
carWould highly recommend LingsCars. No other dealer/ lease company could match the great deal I got from Ling. Easy, easy, easy process thanks to the Lingo website. All my questions were answered within minutes! Friendly/ funny staff – had many laughs along the way. In other words, EXCELLENT customer service. Many freebies – mainly Chinese polos! Remember confusions say “too many Chinese polos mean many trips to dentist” :o)

Marie Culley
14 Limetrees Gardens
Low Fell
Gateshead
NE9 5BE


Editor Note: Hahahah, good job you are not a dentist, Marie. You are local to me in Gateshead, you live less than 1 mile away, so I will see you around and about in the Qashqai... and the car is made only 5 miles from us both, too! Thanks for super letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1480 / 1496
Elizabeth says...
carLingsCars is a unique service – efficient, reliable, but fun to deal with. There is an evident focus on customer care. In my experience the proposed delivery was cut by two weeks for my convenience. This was only possible because of the hard work of the staff at Ling's company. Many, many thanks – I love my car. Excellent delivery, prompt, friendly and straight forward.

Elizabeth Moden
1 Green Croft
Wokingham
RG40 1QE


Editor Note: Yes, we pulled out the stops for you, not always possible I must say. There is a limit to what I can do, unless the cars are physical in the UK when the paperwork is done. Glad you are happy bunny, Liz. Nice cars, these new Fiestas! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1479 / 1496
Sandra says...
carEverything has been easy – applying online and using fab ‘Lingo’ through to delivery. Ling makes everything fun and not scary, like other kinds of businesses can be! I was worried the car wouldn’t feel like ‘mine’ – but after a few days that feeling went – overwhelmed by joy of driving new car!

Sandra Hartley
10 Cavendish Avenue
Gillingham
Kent
ME7 2NW


Editor Note: Of course the Nissan Note is "yours". Yours for 3 years! Enjoy it. These are great cars, underrated really. Customers love them. Hope you have a great 3 years, and thanks so much for the kind letter, Sandra :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1496
Martin says...
carThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***


Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1477 / 1496
Karen says...
carI found the whole process surprisingly easy and refreshingly friendly. I’m also happy that I got a good deal on my car. We loved your extra touches, especially the sweets. Delivery was excellent, very prompt and professional.

Karen Mcnulty
1 Greenacres Drive
Bourne
PE10 0FQ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Bourne was one of the very first towns I visited when I came to the UK 12 years ago, so I know it well. Glad everything went smoothly with the Fiesta Titanium, you have a lovely car there! See you in 3 years, Karen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1476 / 1496
Michael says...
carThe Audi is the third vehicle from your company. Your service and the car are both excellent.

Dealer Service – TERRIBLE. The car was dropped off and left without any instruction as to what button did what and even how to start it.

Michael Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, I know the answer is to turn the key, but yes, that is terrible. There is a big gap between my service and the dealer service, eh? I am really sorry about this. However, tyou continue to order cars and vans and have another 3 vehicles on order. So I guess you forgive me for the daft dealer. Continue ordering, Mike! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1475 / 1496
Alex says...
carLing was very professional, a pleasure to do business with, very prompt in answering any questions. No problems at all. I will go with Ling again for my next car as she is very good. Thank you Ling. P.S. The car is great, I love it! Delivery driver messy and car not clean.

Alex Baker
Address Withheld
Southend On Sea
SS2 ***


Editor Note: Well, I went beserk with the supplying dealer. They really should not allow messy drivers. Always, the problems are with dealers, eh? Thanks for comments. I remove your address as you are a policeman, for security. Hope you like the Kuga. They have been very popular new cars this year, but I have never driven one. Evening all! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1474 / 1496
Stephen says...
carI can only say what a fantastic experience I got with Ling. The most efficient, brilliant, friendly service from Ling herself made the whole process a pleasure. The car arrived in perfect condition, so credit to the dealer, although I expect that as a minimum. Finally, I can only say to Ling, you may prefer manual gearboxes, but the DSG Automatic is FANTASTIC! All the best Ling.

Stephen Ross
Vontech Solutions Ltd
6 Whitehall Avenue
Appley Bridge
Wigan
WN6 9JU


Editor Note: I have never delivered the DSG, but my Sister has ordered one of these Skoda Superb cars in China, with DSG. So, I wait to drive that car. The car is amazingly big inside and has a funny boot, eh. Hope you love it. Thanks for all the kind words, lovely to get letters like this! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1473 / 1496
Gill says...
carLing makes the whole process painless not to say amusing with her amazing sense of humour!! Excellent delivery of my new Audi A3.

Gill Weeden
Stroud & Co.
The Courtyard Barns
Choke Lane
Cookham Dean, Berkshire
SL6 6PT


Editor Note: Well, you got fast delivery on that A3, so that is amazing, bear in mind many Audis have been delayed. You are a good repeat customer, always a pleasure to chat. Lhanks for coming back :) Have a great time in the A3. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1472 / 1496
Lisa says...
carExcellent service, communication was outstanding always knew exact status of delivery process. Excellent delivery of my new Qashqai.

Lisa Button
1 Sant Rd
West Heath
Birmingham
B31 3NJ


Editor Note: Hey, hey, and you are an accountant, Lisa. That means you will take time to find the very best financial option for your car. So, I am so pleased you chose me :) Thanks for being a great customer and enjoy that bloody Qashqai :) - Ling



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Former Province of Engrish running-dogs footballer Paul Gascoigne is quizzed by old bill bobbys for second clock time result in two days after disturbance at hotel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:47



Former Manchester City assistant manager Mark Bowensays says Robinho "massively underperformed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at Eastlands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:47



Three human bliengs being questioned by old bill bobbys over murder of Constable Stephen Carroll last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:41



Children as young as five being targeted in new online safety campaign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! Is this right approach? - news replorted 09:39



Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land and Lloyds criticised by Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters for failing to lend enough to homeowners and businesses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:29



Will Ukraine PM Yulia Tymoshenko challenge outcome? - news replorted 09:23



Three DUP and three Sinn Fein MLAs will meet later to examine controversial issue of parading in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:16



bloody annoying Blitish retail sales described as 'awful' as icy weather and unsteady economy keep shoppers at home. - news replorted 09:13



An inquiry begins to establish extent of human trafficking in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land and whether victims having enough protection. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:28



The many different faces of cyber-bullying - news replorted 08:11



More than 20 human bliengs arrested in Colombia in what authorities say is biggest anti-drug operation in decade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:06



An alumina refinery in east India run by UK-based firm causes pollution threatening health of locals, lah, rights group says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:06



Former Welsh land of sheep and more sheep captain Gary Speed says drawing Province of Engrish running-dogs represents great opportunity for promising young Welsh land of sheep and more sheep team to qualify for Euro 2012. - news replorted 06:54



New shopping centre developers "frustrated" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at trying to persuade government agency to move from site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:42



Doctors say more younger diabetics needing sight-saving treatment for condition older patients normally develop. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 06:38



Portsmouth say they close to reaching agreement to avoid being wound up in High Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:32



'Criminal in uniform' Ali Dizaei hits headlines - news replorted 05:55



An activist who questioned why so many died in huge quake in China in 2008 is jailed for five years for subversion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:26



Ukraine is waiting for Prime dodgy minister Yulia Tymoshenko to either contest results from presidential election, lah, or quit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:34



The campaign for presidential and senatorial candidates begins in Philippines ahead of May's elections. - news replorted 03:49



The family of Haitian man says bloody man has survived four weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) under rubble since devastating quake hit of 12 January. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:40



The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation is to reavealingly showing Great Satan total amount paid to its performers who broadcast on radio and television. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:24



Michael Jackson's doctor, lah, Conrad Murray, lah, denies charge of involuntary manslaughter over singer's death. - news replorted 01:04



A quantum physics trick is set to give smartphones and hand-held devices pressure-sensitive switches and touchscreens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Lingering residue from tobacco smoke that clings to upholstery, lah, clothing and skin releases cancer-causing agents, lah, warn experts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Experts fear older women ditching contraception in mistaken belief that fertility wanes at certain age. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:03



Children as young as five being targeted in online safety campaign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:58



A Great Satan soldier is arrested after allegedly dunking male gender human bleing's four-earth-years old happy birthday to you, daughter's head in sink of water for not reciting alphabet, lah, Washington old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:41



Hero pilot on Heathrow crash landing - news replorted 00:24



The press watchdog upholds two complaints by Dannii Minogue against newspaper which revealed flemale human person's pregnancy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:22



A bloody annoying Blitish civilian stabilisation group is to be launched later to help rebuild countries hit by conflict or disaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:12



Emergency legislation is rushed through House of Commons to allow assets of suspected terrorists to be frozen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:09



Laws protecting workers' rights need to be improved to properly tackle poverty, lah, charity says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Overpayment of benefits due to official errors has doubled from RMB Yuan #400m to RMB Yuan #800m since 2000, lah, says committee of MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03





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