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Lings Cars offers renault leasing , renault lease contract hire for all renault models. We supply cars for business and personal use with cheap deals for renault leasing contract hire and PCP contract purchase. Renault is a Freanch car manufacturer which produces cars under the Renault brand The Renault Clio is a mini hatchback car produced by the French car manufacturer Renault. First launched in 1990, The Renault Clio has been widely acclaimed and a commercial success, being one of Europe's best selling cars since its launch.and a major factor largely in restoring Renault's reputation after a difficult second half of the 1980s. The Renault Clio is the only car to have won European Car of the Year twice, in 1991 , 2006. A four-door saloon was built for certain markets where saloons are preferred over hatchbacks and is sold as the Renault Clio Classic,
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