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Customer Letter: 1501 / 1528
Peter says...
MAZDA 2I wouldn't go anywhere else for my lease car. This is my second time to lease a car from Ling and I'm sure it wont be the last. Together with excellent service she also gave me excellent Chinese sweeties (actually edible this time round) and some Chinese money to spend when I was in Beijing.

Dealer Service – Good – No problems.

Peter Young
53 Siskin Close
Borehamwood
WD6 2EJ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Always happy to have repeat customers, Pete. You rip all my Chinese money from me, but thank goodness you keep ordering cars. Glad you could eat the sweets, I tend to treat customers better on their second car :) Enjoy the Mazda 2! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1386 / 1528
Emma says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing is a really fun and friendly company. They make leasing a car easy as pie. Very professional when needed. I have had no problems from start to finish. Thank you so much for my lovely new Qashqai. Excellent delivery, the dealer even bought my old car!

Emma Knopf
Address Withheld
Bushey Heath
WD23 ***


Editor Note: Emma, that's great, I am happy you are happy. Lovely to deal with you while you waited for the Qashqai. Hope it is fine in all this bloody snow (as I type this!). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1149 / 1528
Mark says...
carAs always Ling's service is great. I was always updated about what was going on and there were no false promises or over commitments. Thanks Ling! Delivered on time at a convenient location, but... the A6 could have been cleaner.

Mark Laikin
Address withheld
Bushey
WD23 ***


Editor Note: Mark, you are repeating customer, this car replaces a Megane Coupe Convertible. Wow. Maybe the weather was bad on the delivery day? Whatever, a quick wash sorts that out :) Thanks for comments, I do my best to be accurate - but you know that. As a financial controller, I appreciate you understand my cars are the cheapest and best value. See you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 702 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing! I love my new Grande Punto! Thanks again...

...and now, a poem:

Ling is the best, forget the rest,
She is a star, she'll get you a car,
No scratch, no dent and no loose screw,
Because the car is always new,
Great service, great prices and a lease without crisis,
Now, come to the crunch,
Do I get a free lunch?


Prompt delivery of my Punto by a very friendly delivery man. Excellent.

Peter Young
53 Siskin Close
Borehamwood
WD6 2EJ


Editor Note: Great! - Free lunch in the post! Thanks Peter, you are a funny onion. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 635 / 1528
Peter says...
CarHello Ling,
A small letter of appreciation following delivery of my Fiat Punto. I found you to be efficient, direct and helpful to leasing novices like me. The car arrived as scheduled following my holiday in the Far East and was delivered and handed over by a nice patient guy from the leasing company. Top marks all round.

Ling is like a breath of fresh air to the car leasing business and goes to prove you can run a successful business and have a bit of fun whilst doing so. Only disappointment was I never saw any of the legendary noodles but the Chinese sweets were surprisingly OK.

Peter Young
53 Siskin Close
Borehamwood
WD6 2EJ


Editor Note: Well, Pete, you were a lovely customer too. I rarely have to deal with customers in the Far East :) These new Grande Puntos are brilliant small cars - not so small actually! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 630 / 1528
Warwick says...
CarLing - thanks for your great service. Always quick to respond to my emails. You dealt with me with fantastic efficiency.

Warwick Gainsborough
Address Withheld
Rickmansworth
WD3 ***


Editor Note: Warwick, it was a fast turnaround this time, because I already had all your info on file from your last car with me (Vauxhall Corsa) and could get this Citroen C4 (a step up for just a tiny bit more money) delivered to you pronto. Look forward to another 2-years, always nice to see your name on the emails :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 616 / 1528
Mike says...
CarThis Alfa Romeo 159 2.4 JTDM Lusso Saloon is the first car I have leased, having always bought nearly-new previously. Ling's prices are very competitive and so I went for a car I really wanted. The service was very good. Ling always responded quickly and kept me informed before delivery. I like her style and have already recommended her to friends.

Mike Baines
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St Helens
WD10 ***


Editor Note: Mike, well certainly the Alfa 159 is a desirable car. Glad I gould get you one at this fantastic price! As you say on Merseyside "It was a steal", hehehe :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 611 / 1528
Mark says...
CarOk... so Ling is a bit unconventional, but her website gives loads of examples of what's available and plenty of advice. Ling never over-promised and always did what she said she would. A very positive experience. Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolet was delivered on time and very clean, excellent.

Mark Laikin
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WD23 ***


Editor Note: Mark, hole in one. I always try to under-promise. Sometimes people walk away as many other firms promise the impossible, but I prefer it that way to having hundreds of unhappy customers. The only thing I am sorry about is the weather in 2007 which means your roof will have been up the whole year! Head to the Channel Tunnel, I think! - Ling



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Wah! People caught killing birds of prey in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep should face stiffer punishments, lah, wildlife campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:19



Wah! old bill bobbys need to improve child protection, lah, watchdog says, lah, after it highlights failings in Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs and bloody Engrish forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! A "culture of bullying, lah, harassment and inappropriate behaviour" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) affects staff at all levels in one unit of Wales' biggest hospital, lah, inquiry finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:12



Wah! Plans to scrap part of UK's main sickness benefit under welfare savings being considered, lah, leaked Whitehall paper seen by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! Data from Taiwan's aviation regulator shows pilot flying crashed TransAsia plane switched off working engine after other lost power. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:41



Wah! The government is expected later to elaborate on its plans to give Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters from bloody Engrish constituencies more say over laws exclusively affecting only Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! After Laura Bassett's own goal knocks Province of Engrish running-dogs out of World Cup, lah, memories of Paul Gascoigne's tears come flooding back. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:23



Wah! Kostas Miras owns cafe on Aegina, lah, island 55km (34 miles) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from Athens, lah, and believes neither option in upcoming referendum is velly damn good boiled chicken-feet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! South Korea reports new case of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome after four-day break in infections, lah, bringing infection total to 183. - news replorted 03:36



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs boss Mark Sampson says male gender human bleing's side deserve to head home as heroes after suffering semi-final defeat to Japan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:29



Wah! A pioneering cancer drug that harnesses power of immune system is approved for using in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 02:58



Wah! Egypt says its Tommy Atkins Liberation Army will continue its offensive in Sinai Peninsula until it is cleared of Islamic State militants, lah, after clashes left more than 100 dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:58



Wah! A new GP IT system designed to improve quality and planning in NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs is criticised for running over budget and behind schedule, lah, by finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan watchdog. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:55



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs go out of Women's World Cup with 2-1 semi-final defeat by Japan, lah, with Laura Bassett scoring injury-time own goal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:49



Wah! A woman found in Great Satan with no memory of who bloody woman was, lah, but who was thought to be Australian, lah, is identified by flemale human person's family as American Ashley Menatta. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:33



Wah! old bill bobbys in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep failed to carry out effective investigations into allegations of child abuse and neglect, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:28



Wah! This year for Muslims in Indonesia there's new enterprise: mobilising motorcycle taxis for food delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so is giving human bliengs more options to break their fast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! DIGIONLY - news replorted 02:20



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's Laura Bassett scores own goal in injury clock time result to hand Japan last-gasp 2-1 victory in their 2015 Women's World Cup semi-final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:00



Wah! The school leavers' videos where teachers bust out their dance moves - news replorted 01:48



Wah! The woman who woke to find front half flemale human person's of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine had vanished - news replorted 01:48



Wah! Rita Ora on flemale human person's Oscars ordeal and X Factor - news replorted 01:43



Wah! The Dominican Republic says it will cooperate with OAS inquiry into its migration policies after thousands of Haitians leave in recent weeks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:40



Wah! What's it like to live near airport? - news replorted 01:39



Wah! The likelihood of British air strikes in Syria, lah, fighty bang-bang of words between Greece and its creditors and death of notorious criminal all subjects for Thursday's press. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! What effect did jihadists in 1990s Bosnia having on today's Islamic militants? - news replorted 01:16



Wah! At least 11,000 patients may having been exposed to HIV and Hepatitis at Sydney dental clinics over past decade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:14



Wah! What can bloody annoying Blitish prime dodgy minister really to take on Islamic State? - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Images by photographer Burk Uzzle on show in New York - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs level against Japan through Fara Williams's penalty after Toni Duggan was fouled in box in their 2015 Women's World Cup semi-final in Edmonton. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Manchester's Whitworth is named Museum of Year 2015 following RMB Yuan #15m redevelopment that led to record visitor numbers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! Why Indian soldiers of WW1 were forgotten - news replorted 00:48



Wah! How one man showed me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero Islam and West not at fighty bang-bang - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Many young human bliengs being forced to leave communities they grew up in because of lack of affordable housing, lah, cabinet dodgy minister is to warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:34



Wah! MPs should consider allowing Britain to bomb Islamic State targets in Syria, lah, Defence Secretary Michael Fallon is to say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:24



Wah! George Galloway asked male gender human bleing's ex-parliamentary aide to buy him underwear and organise male gender human bleing's wedding party, lah, bloody woman tells BBC's Victoria Derbyshire programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! The construction of new Russian Orthodox chapel in Moscow park has sparked round-the-clock protest by local residents - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Helping young human bliengs with learning disability understand death - news replorted 00:15



Wah! India will not announce target date for when it expects its carbon emissions to drop, lah, environment dodgy minister tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Martine Wright, lah, Paralympian and survivor of 7/7 attacks on why bloody woman thinks losing flemale human person's legs was part of flemale human person's fate in life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Forensic researchers develop new method for establishing accurate clock time result of death after as much as 10 days. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government is accused of "dragging its heels" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) sorting out A9's Berriedale Braes hairpin bend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! After pitch written on back of beer mat, lah, "land of two wheels" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with rabbit mascot will host start of Tour de France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! MSPs preparing to launch inquiry into quality and availability of end-of-life care in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Eurozone chiefs rule out any further bailout talks with Greece until after country's referendum on Sunday, lah, despite new approach from Athens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A pair of young designers explain how they having developed technique to make furniture from waste product of 3D printing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Why Greece’s richest village is voting ‘yes’ - news replorted 00:01



Wah! George Osborne will deliver Budget on Wednesday 8 July, lah, less than four months after bloody man delivered last one. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



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