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Customer Letter: 1399 / 1528
Nicholas says...
 Excellent website and generally seem to have the best prices- even when sourcing something not on the standard list – beat all the other quotes I had. LINGO is a fantastic way of keeping in touch, everything in one place. Staff very friendly. I have no complaints at all – why use one of those miserable other leasing companies?

Excellent delivery, excellent service - clean car, on time etc. Showed me all the controls. And fitted mats!!

Nicholas Parnell
20 Balmoral Crescent
Lodge Moor
Sheffield
S10 4NE


Editor Note: Hahaha, exactly, all the rest are miserable buggers, eh? We had great fun and as you are an IT manager for a major bank I appreciate the comments about my secure LINGO system :) Enjoy the VERY fast 210bhp Golf, mind the speed cameras! The postman even ripped your letter, it was sent so fast... or was that you? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1345 / 1528
Mark says...
MAZDA 6First class service. I reported on the day of delivery that the Mazda 6 had not been fitted with reverse parking sensors ordered. Ling called first thing the next day and arranged with the dealer. The dealer was equally first class with the sensors fitted within two days. Will certainly recommend you.

Mark Beaumont
8 Rookery Chase
Deepcar
Sheffield
S36 2NF


Editor Note: Mark, as you are Senior Client Manager with a major Finance Company, I take your comments seriously. Thanks for very kind words. Dealer was very good at sorting their mistake, too. As you live in Yorkshire, everyone will note that the price was cheap, too. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1300 / 1528
Kathryn says...
FORD FIESTAThank you Ling for the excellent service you provided. I don't hesitate in recommending you to friends and family. I cannot find fault with the service you provided, it was in fact excellent. We look forward to arranging our next vehicle with you when our lease is up. Thanks for all your help. No problem with delivery, but driver said car mats would be sent to us, but they haven't.

Kathryn Sykes
22 Bishop Gardens
Woodhouse
Sheffield
S13 7EX


Editor Note: Well, Kathryn, I will send you a set of Ling mats, then. Usually cars do not come with mats, but when they promise, they should deliver, eh? Another super Fiesta delivery. As you are a teacher, I am pleased to say your spelling was 10/10, hahaha! Don't let the kids near the car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1127 / 1528
Ian says...
 Ling, running a small company is hard. So is setting service. Your service is FAB and you go the extra mile. Many businesses should follow. We know we go the extra mile. A3 is also FAB, the wife loves it. Excellent delivery by great guys!

Ian Miller
29 Limes Avenue
Staincross
Barnsley
S75 6JW


Editor Note: Ian, hahaha. Well, it is harder for you, you are in Barnsley! :) Glad your wife likes the car, it is a lovely thing, that A3. Thanks so much for comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1083 / 1528
Timothy says...
 Absolute pleasure to deal with a real person with sense of humour, who is also totally professional, for my new Volvo C30. Good delivery.

Timothy James
Viresco Technology Limited
Unit 8 Riverside Park
Sheaf Gardens
Sheffield
S2 4BB


Editor Note: Great to hear you are happy chappy! Enjoy this Volvo which was cheaper than equivalent Focus! To help you with Google, I will say Viresco Technology do lawn care. Thanks, Timothy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1077 / 1528
Roger says...
 What a easy way to lease a car, always up to date with communicating, answered all emails promptly only finance company slow in answering questions. Will use again.

Roger Storey
39 Lansdowne Cresent
Darton
Barnsley
S75 5PW


Editor Note: Yes, Roger, bloody finance companies are slow. They have operatives, not heart and soul communications. Sorry about that. You have a very cheap new Xsara Picasso. So glad to have you as a lovely customer! As a surveyor (a professional person) I value your comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1039 / 1528
Matthew says...
CarAfter deciding to go the lease route for a new car I nearly gave up after all the twaddle that other supplies were giving me about why my personal quote was around £100/month move expensive than their “cheap deal” on-line.

Then I found this website, LINGsCARS.com. Ling is super efficient, honest and quick to respond I had no problems with my deal and the price that was on the screen is the price I am paying! Another happy punter and so far so good. Ling is there an opportunity to comment at the end of the lease?

Delivery of my Civic Type-R was good, can't fault them really... but about time they supplied mats.

Matthew Briggs
47 Sparkfields
Mapplewell
Barnsley
S75 6BH


Editor Note: Matt - Well, how happy this makes me. I hate the way some other companies advertise prices they cannot supply, it is very annoying for everyone. Great comments. The mats - well, you are leasing a car, not mats... I ask suppliers to strip out all unneccessary costs, so these might be victims of that policy. Some mats can cost £75!!! I can supply nice ones for £20, £5 less than Halfords charge. Comment; yes, you can comment anytime you want :) Feel free, hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 932 / 1528
Alan says...
CarThe most efficient business I have ever dealt with. Everything done so professionally. Kept totally informed step by step. I wouldn't hesitate in recommending LINGsCARS to anyone. The delivery driver of my new Ford Mondeo gave me a good demonstration of the car.

Alan Johnston
4 St Davids Rise
Walton
Chesterfield
S40 3HD


Editor Note: Crikey, Alan, what a recommendation! Now I have a bloody high standard of efficiency to keep up for new customers. I do know the way to do this to get maximum efficiency, and you were beautiful customer because you followed my prompts... it becomes more difficult when customers insist to want to do things in a different order. Because cars are such a big item, I prefer to make sure everything is safe and correct, rather than jumping ahead. Thanks for being so lovely, hope you have a great time in your new Mondeo. these are VERY good new cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 918 / 1528
Danny says...
CarThe process of acquiring my new Nissan Qashqai was both smooth and very professional. Right from the start the communication was first class, all the information I needed was only an email or phone call away. The car was delivered on time and in perfect condition. The dealer service was excellent, too. I would recommend this website to anyone.

Danny Whiteley
24 Northwood Place
Sheffield
S6 1RA


Editor Note: Yo, Danny! Great, you grabbed a cheap new Qashqai and had a great time getting it - I'm so pleased. See you in 2-years! Enjoy the car, everyone loves these Qashqais. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 883 / 1528
Linda says...
CarA very easy and friendly transaction. Ling was very helpful even when there was a delay from the dealer. I would definitely use Ling again. Thanks... (how do you say "thanks" in Chinese?)

Linda Richards
The Old Hall Cottage
Black Lane
Barnsley
S74 0DX


Editor Note: Linda, you say "xie xie" but it is pronounced "shay shay". That is thank you to most Chinese in the official Chinese language mandarin - (China, Taiwan, Malaysia, Singapore). In Hong Kong and the south of China (and probably your local Chinese takeaway), they speak Cantonese... so you would say it like this "mmm-goy". You should try it!! :) Anyway, all that rubbish aside, I'm glad you are happy with your Grande Punto oooop in Barnsley! Hahaha. I know you say thank you in Yorkshire by just making a grunting noise - my husband is from Wakefield. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 857 / 1528
David says...
CarLong Live Ling!!!

Best deals on wheels and so much more FUN than your regular dodgy dealer. The paperwork got a little lost, but we will forgive Ling anything. Excellent delivery of my Kia Picanto, and a friendly drop-off.

David Hardy
Ancient Wisdom Marketing Ltd
Lancelot Works
Prospect Road
Sheffield
S2 3EN


Editor Note: David, you were a victim of the postal strike! Despite the fact that I sent all your stuff to the finance company special delivery, it still remains undelivered to this day. Bloody post office! Grrrr. Still, it didn't stop you getting your car on time :) Enjoy, you are a repeating customer. You are Europe's Biggest Online Giftware Wholesaler. Ancient Wisdom has over 10000 exotic, interesting & unique product lines spread over approaching 1000 web pages all available to order on-line for delivery next day in the UK (well you do your best). I am so pleased you used MY website to get your cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 692 / 1528
Paul says...
CarLing, the Mini Cooper "S" is great... according to my wife - I haven't seen much of it!

The service you offer is great, if not a little wacky!

The car arrived as promised, when promised. It arrived in A1 condition, the driver was really helpful. You've been prompt with any information I've needed and I have to say I like your style. I probably wouldn't have gone for the leasing option if it wasn't for you and your company. Thanks again, and keep at it.

Paul French
9 Sycamore Road
Stocksbridge
Sheffield
S36 1FS


Editor Note: These new Minis have been really popular, it's a shame the factory struggles to keep up, BMW keep investing but the popularity means a bit of a wait for a new car. I'm so happy you like the service. Thanks for the kind letter, paul. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 666 / 1528
Darren says...
CarEverything about Ling is as she says on her tin!

Fantastic, speedy, honest, reliable, hardworking and will go well over beyond-the-limits to make sure you are a happy chappy. I will never go anywhere else, now. Citroen C4 Grand Picasso is fantastic, thanks.

Darren Bristow
1 Rotherview Gardens
Swallownest
Sheffield
S26 4SB


Editor Note: Hehehe, as I say, Darren: on my tin it says "Made In China"! :) What can I say to you, you were a lovely customer. And you chose a car that every single customer that has had one thinks is VERY good. As you are from Yorkshire, you appreciate the low price, too :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 602 / 1528
Susan says...
CarThis is our fourth car from Ling - she found us the exact specification of VW Golf that we wanted, a 2.0 GT Tdi 140 bhp 3 door. Delivery time and price; - spot on! Once again, excellent service and a very easy website - no hidden extra costs. Excellent delivery service by a nice man.

I thoroughly recommend Ling.

Susan Hill
Stephen Hill & Co
29-33 Langsett Road South
Oughtibridge
Sheffield
S35 0GY


Editor Note: Susan, well, yes... you ARE a long time customer. Your previous cars have included a SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, a Mini Cooper and a BMW. Thanks for being so loyal, I do try my best to give everyone good service... but when you come back again and again, I know I am doing something right. Hope you didn't get flooded out in the recent rain! Speak in a year or so :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 540 / 1528
Rebecca says...
MAZDA MX-5"Hi Ling,

I just wanted to say my MX5 arrived last Tuesday as promised (I'm sure you would have known sooner if it hadn't).

I've got to say I love my new MX-5, had my lid off a few times already and they say we are going to have a great summer - "bring it on!". I wanted to say thank you for an all round great service. Having never leased before I was a little wary but your response to my questions reassured me and the information on your website was a huge help. I cannot fault any part of the process...

    1. You couldn't be beaten on price.

    2. You responded to every email I sent within minutes - I even sent emails at 7am and 9pm and yet you still responded - what are you... superwoman? (no, just a bit of a saddo workaholic - Ling)

    3. The whole process took approx 3-weeks from initial enquiry to receiving the car.

    4. And to complete the service, a really friendly gentleman delivered my car just when you promised.

If anyone is thinking of leasing, I would recommend Ling 100%. Thanks again"

Rebecca Lymer
***** (address withheld)
Sheffield
S5 ***


Editor Note: Rebecca, for security I have no problem at all in withholding your full address. Thanks for the lovely letter! It all went so smoothly partly because you were so efficient with your own communication and paperwork! You got the cheapest MX5 in the country! Well done for acting so quickly and confidently - Ling



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Customer Letter: 509 / 1528
Rebecca says...
MAZDA MX-5"Hi Ling,

Just to thank you again for an all-round great service. When I originally saw your website, I thought you were a little mad... but I have got to say you are one of the most honest people I have ever dealt with. I cannot fault the delivery of my new Mazda MX-5 at all, the delivery guy was relly nice and explained everything. Keep up the good work, and wish you all the best."

Rebecca Lymer
2 Musgrave Place
Sheffield
S5 8WT


Editor Note: Yes, well, if only Mazda UK realised how happy my customers are with their cars and my service, Rebecca. They continue to attack me and force my suppliers to blacklist me by threatening them which I believe is very unfair bullying business behaviour. I simply do my best for everyone and it was fun getting your car, thanks for being so great to deal with. Enjoy the fine weather at the moment and get your top down! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 453 / 1528
David says...
MAZDA MX-5"Friendly, knowledgeable and an efficient service and delivery. I would highly recommend Ling and her company to anyone."

David Jones
5 Mexborough Road
Bolton Upon Dearne
Rotherham
S63 8LY


Editor Note: Brilliant letter, brilliant car (Mazda MX5) and brilliant customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 433 / 1528
Ian says...
 "Ling, I was a lease virgin (there goes my Google rating - Ling) and you were very gentle with me on my first go!! :)

The Audi A4 Cabriolet is great, looking forward to taking the roof off when the wind/rain/snow stops. My Audi was delivered in an excellent manner, in a time slot which was great because that was the only time I was around. I'm recommending you to everyone in our company car scheme who wants to opt out of the 4-door boredom. "

Ian Watson
2 Hewers Holt
Barlborough
Chesterfield
S43 4WJ


Editor Note: Oh, no, Ian. Now Google will think I am sex site due to your use of the V word. Still, in your new Princess Di car, you don't care about that. Mind your perm in the wind! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 432 / 1528
Gilbert says...
 "I was recommended to visit LINGsCARS.com by a friend who had been in the Motor Trade for years. Most leasing and contract hire sites were taking ages to respond and had no human contact. Ling got straight back with some cracking advice, opened my eyes further to the motor industry and she got my business because of the plain commitment to wanting it. The Audi dealer she chose was good, no fussing, just did the job as Ling promised they would. My advice: Lease a car from Ling, now - are you stupid? Wah!"

Gilbert Vasey
Director
Specsavers
14 Crystal Peaks
Sheffield
S20 7PG


Editor Note: Gil, so glad you are happy with your Audi A6... but I sit here typing this really trying so hard; and I find it is impossible. It is like my fingers cannot avoid hitting the keyboard. They are out of control. Can only type one thing as my hands keep getting pulled back to the same keys: "This is one occasion you should be glad you DIDN'T go to SpecSavers", hehehe - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 369 / 1528
Bill says...
 "Hi Ling, Thanks for the great service - 3 weeks from first enquiry to shiny new RX-8 sitting on the driveway! Don't think I'll ever buy a car again when leasing is so much cheaper and easier.

We're just off for a quick spin on the M62 so we can wave to your rocket truck."

Bill Buchanan
8 Chapel Mews
Staincross
Barnsley
S75 6PH


Editor Note: Bill, bear in mind you should salute, not wave. From Barnsley to Saddleworth and back will use probably £137.50 of fuel in an RX8, hehehe, so take your cheque book. My rocket truck (7-tonne 6x6 7.0 litre V8 petrol 150bhp - very nice noise) is marginally more economical than Mazda RX8 (1.5 tonne 4x2 1.3 litre hotpoint 1300, 231bhp, sounds like washing machine). Hehehe. Yours is faster, though, Bill. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 339 / 1528
Louise says...
 "We have now converted all our cars to cars on lease - this latest one is a SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon - and all through Ling! Her service is excellent and she really tries to find the car we are looking for. Ling's website always has the best prices and it's the most fun, and her dealers are excellent!! We look forward to finding our next car with Ling."

Louise Hill
Oughtibridge Kitchens
29-33 Langsett Rd South
Oughtibridge
Sheffield
S35 0GY


Editor Note: Louise, Louise, oh with your SAAB so new; Louise, Louise, another car for you; Louise, Louise, I'm so in love with you-hooo-hooo. (Apologies to Debbie Harry - not big in China, anyway. And the love thing is not like lesbian shit. I'm Chinese. That's illegal for Chinese, my mum says. But no offence to Lesbians, especially if you want car!) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 328 / 1528
Howard says...
BMW X3"Dear Ling

My BMW X3 arrived exactly as planned. A big THANK YOU for organising everything so quickly, and being cheerful with it! The BMW dealer was friendly, efficient and heplful. Full marks. I was particularly impressed with the way that you kept me informed every step of the way. "

Howard Jones
224 Bradway Road
Sheffield
S17 4PE


Editor Note: Howard, in return, I was particurlarly impressed with the way you dealt with my question; "Are you the crap singer from the 1980's?". Enjoy BMW X3, but don't take off road... they just have 4x4 to look good! You can buy spray-on mud these days :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 310 / 1528
Darren says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERY"Fantastic to deal with, Ling keeps you informed. First-Class service. I'll be back for my next car soon."

Darren Asquith
HRS Housing Repair Service
Treecrest Rise
Barnsley
S75 1EB


Editor Note: Darren, now you have brand new Land Rover Disco 3 - this is an entirely suitable vehicle for crossing vast, barren wastelands of South Yorkshire slag heaps and disused coal mines. Be careful of driving down mine shaft hole! Please also to give Mr Scargill a toot on horn when you drive past his house in Barnsley. He is hero of glorious British Communist system failure - Ling



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Customer Letter: 303 / 1528
James says...
 "After 15 years of company cars, I was dreading getting my own when the company I am with stopped its car scheme. However, Ling made getting my own car so painless - I can't believe anyone can be so efficient! Thank goodness the service ethic still exists in the UK! Also, a big thanks to Alan at the dealer, spot on service and delivery. See you in two years, Ling!"

James Wright
57 Ramsden Road
Rotherham
S60 2QN


Editor Note: Lovely letter, thanks James! My Citroen dealer is (usually) the best in the country. Thanks also for comments about my efficiency, most "large" leasing companies still don't gettit. Is it rocket-science to figure out why my cars are cheaper? The same reason that Ryanair are cheaper. Hmmm. Maybe they are job creation schemes, some of these other companies? But then who wants to simply subsidise other companies employees??? Have a good couple of years in your new Picasso, James!- - Ling



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Customer Letter: 282 / 1528
Steven says...
CarThanks for all your help, Ling. Everything you said would happen, did, and on time! The excellent dealer was very helpful with the paperwork and delivery arrangements. I would have no hesitation recommending you to colleagues and clients.

Steven Braithwait
Braithwait and Company
Dinnington
Sheffield
S25 2XL


Editor Note: Oh, my husband is from Yorkshire which helps, as I can translate what you are saying to English, when you phone me, Steven. Enjoy BMW 320, that is same car as mine!!! Very nice, eh? - Ling



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Wah! Olympic legends Sir Steve Redgrave and Sir Chris Hoy will be part of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation team offering comprehensive coverage of Rio 2016. - news replorted 11:45



Wah! Expensive cost tops motorists parking frustrations new survey by online LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine parking market place, lah, YourParkingSpace.co.uk, lah, has revealed that expensive city centre parking - news replorted 11:37



Wah! JapFest Rock! Hot on heels of most successful Japfest ever, lah, which attracted almost 20,000 Japanese performance fans, lah, there’s o - news replorted 11:27



Wah! PayPal clustomlers with addresses containing word "Isis" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) fear their accounts being blacklisted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! GEM driver survey shows extent of our driving double standard Results of survey conducted by GEM Motoring Assist confirm we’re nation guilty of double standards when it comes to - news replorted 11:18



Wah! Yamaha XSR900 Faster Sons new chapter in Faster Sons story: apparel collaboration with Roland Sands. Eating rice!! From this collaboration Capsule - news replorted 11:15



Wah! The Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! plans to write to Northern Ireland's newly-appointed Infrastructure dodgy minister hig - news replorted 11:12



Wah! 2017 Nissling GT-R Since its launch in 2007, lah, Nissling GT-R has been at cutting edge of premium sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sector – uncompromis - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Bibby scoops FTA award for carbon reduction Bibby Distribution – long-standing member of Freight Transport Association’s Logistics Carbon Reduction Scheme (LC - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Dame Barbara Windsor says bloody woman is "honoured and excited" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that flemale human person's life story is to be turned into one-off TV film. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:55



Wah! A vaccine to reduce risk of cancer is to be offered to homosexual men in Province of Engrish running-dogs in pilot scheme starting in June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:53



Wah! Chris Evans says bloody man is finally getting excited about male gender human bleing's new job on Top Gear, lah, ahead of revamped show's first airing this weekend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Lewis Hamilton impressive as bloody man heads Merceding-Blend team-mate Nico Rosberg in first practice at Monaco Grand Prix. - news replorted 10:33



Wah! The Royal Navy is investigating claim (always claiming, huh?) wreckage of British submarine lost during World fighty bang-bang Two has been discovered off coast of Sardinia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:23



Wah! Rolls-Royce opens Summer Studio in Porto Cervo In heart of Porto Cervo, lah, discrete enclave first envisioned in 1960s by male gender human bleing's Highness Aga Khan, lah, welcomes - news replorted 10:23



Wah! The Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has launched today Motor Industry Facts 2016, lah, comprehensive guid - news replorted 10:19



Wah! The family of late Formula 1 driver Jules Bianchi taking legal action following Frenchman's death last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Triple killer Joanne Dennehy fails in bid to getting compensation for solitary confinement in jail after claiming it was violation of flemale human person's human rights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:14



Wah! Savers withdrawing money from their pension pots could face maximum exit charge of 1%, lah, under plans released by Financial Conduct Authority (FCA). - news replorted 10:06



Wah! A new Winnie-the-Pooh adventure has been released to celebrate both 90th birthday of Queen and fictional bear himself. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Zlatan Ibrahimovi? to star in new Wolwo V90 marketing campaign Wolwo Cars is set to launch new V90 marketing campaign featuring global footballing star Zlatan Ibrahimovi?. - news replorted 09:35



Wah! The sun-powered aircraft Solar Impulse has landed in Lehigh Valley, lah, Pennsylvania, lah, after 16-hour flight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:11



Wah! Department store chain Debenhams appoints Amazon's European fashion boss as its new chief executive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Think tank Demos identifies 10,000 aggressive tweets using terms 'slut' and 'whore' sent from bloody annoying Blitish accounts over three-week period. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! The sinister tale of Jekyll and Hyde is given new twist in dance production at Old Vic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:39



Wah! Oil continues its recovery, lah, with prices rising above $50 barrel for first clock time result in 2016 as result of supply disruptions and increased global demand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! HS2 is over-priced, lah, gold-plated project and will fail in many of its objectives group of transport experts warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! Vote Leave has accused airline capitalist entity Ryanair of breaking electoral law in its campaign for bloody annoying Blitish to stay in EU. - news replorted 06:26



Wah! The mums whose partners shook their babies - news replorted 05:47



Wah! One person is killed and three others wounded in shooting at concert hall in New York where hip-hop artist TI was due to perform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:36



Wah! Film star Johnny Depp and male gender human bleing's actress wife Amber Heard to divorce, lah, Great Satan court rice-paper officialing doumentlation reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:41



Wah! Probation officers being told not to take action against offenders who breach sentence terms, lah, because their companies risk being fined, lah, watchdog in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:19



Wah! Nick Robinson looks at why curry houses appear to be Eurosceptic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 03:16



Wah! A couple of campers describe moment three lions explored their campsite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation journalist Victoria Derbyshire has completed six weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) of radiotherapy, lah, flemale human person's last major treatment for breast cancer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:07



Wah! BBC's Victoria Derbyshire completes breast cancer treatment - news replorted 03:07



Wah! Workers at French nuclear power stations due to join strike over labour reforms that has already paralysed oil refineries and triggered fuel shortages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! Refugee has been announced as Children's Word of Year after appearing in hundreds of short stories written by young human bliengs for Radio 2's 500 Words competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! The Great Satan nuclear weapons force still uses 1970s-era computer systems and floppy disks, lah, government report reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish online university network is claiming "breakthrough moment" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as students can cut cost of Russell Group degree by studying part of it online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! A set of stamps celebrating 50 years of British rock group Pink Floyd having been unveiled by Royal Mail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs must getting grip on delays patients face in being released from hospital, lah, as problem causes unnecessary harm and wastes money, lah, National Audit Office says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:18



Wah! Half-a-century of Guyana's gifts to world - news replorted 02:15



Wah! The final statistics before June's referendum on levels of EU migration into bloody annoying Blitish expected to spark fierce debate between Remain and Leave camps. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:00



Wah! James Naughtie looks at effect Bernie Sanders may having on this year's Great Satan presidential election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! "Foolish" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) EU procurement rules cost bloody annoying Blitish taxpayers RMB Yuan #1.6bn year, lah, which could be better spent on new hospitals and flood defences, lah, Leave campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:13



Wah! NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Province of Engrish running-dogs spending on private ambulances for 999 calls trebles to RMB Yuan #68m in four years, lah, data gathered by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:56



Wah! A family whose two-earth-years old happy birthday to you, son received heart transplant after 14-month waiting like hell in hospital say they having been given "a second chance at life". - news replorted 00:50



Wah! I had to leave my velly own damn partner to lose weight - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament is to give its backing to case for bloody annoying Blitish remaining in European Union following debate in Holyrood chamber. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! A teacher who allegedly told students what to expect in Higher bloody Engrish exam sparked near-emergency at exams agency, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Ex-porn star turned Bollywood actress moves into erotic fiction - news replorted 00:13



Wah! A new film tells story of Japanese man who survived atomic bombing of Hiroshima and dedicated male gender human bleing's life to identifying American POW victims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! A blanket ban on so-called legal highs comes into force across UK, lah, with new laws criminalising their production, lah, distribution, lah, sale and supply. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:08



Wah! White-hot flash points in bloody annoying Blitish and EU's relationship - news replorted 00:04



Wah! But does Hiroshima even wanting "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama to say sorry? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Eleven Great Satan states file lawsuit challenging "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama administration's recent efforts to expand rights of transgender students. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The perils of trying to run business in Venezuela - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The mistakes worth millions to stamp collectors - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The number of human bliengs who made complaints about payday loan companies soared by 178% in year to March, lah, Financial Ombudsman has revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:00



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