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Customer Letter: 1399 / 1528
Nicholas says...
 Excellent website and generally seem to have the best prices- even when sourcing something not on the standard list – beat all the other quotes I had. LINGO is a fantastic way of keeping in touch, everything in one place. Staff very friendly. I have no complaints at all – why use one of those miserable other leasing companies?

Excellent delivery, excellent service - clean car, on time etc. Showed me all the controls. And fitted mats!!

Nicholas Parnell
20 Balmoral Crescent
Lodge Moor
Sheffield
S10 4NE


Editor Note: Hahaha, exactly, all the rest are miserable buggers, eh? We had great fun and as you are an IT manager for a major bank I appreciate the comments about my secure LINGO system :) Enjoy the VERY fast 210bhp Golf, mind the speed cameras! The postman even ripped your letter, it was sent so fast... or was that you? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1345 / 1528
Mark says...
MAZDA 6First class service. I reported on the day of delivery that the Mazda 6 had not been fitted with reverse parking sensors ordered. Ling called first thing the next day and arranged with the dealer. The dealer was equally first class with the sensors fitted within two days. Will certainly recommend you.

Mark Beaumont
8 Rookery Chase
Deepcar
Sheffield
S36 2NF


Editor Note: Mark, as you are Senior Client Manager with a major Finance Company, I take your comments seriously. Thanks for very kind words. Dealer was very good at sorting their mistake, too. As you live in Yorkshire, everyone will note that the price was cheap, too. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1300 / 1528
Kathryn says...
FORD FIESTAThank you Ling for the excellent service you provided. I don't hesitate in recommending you to friends and family. I cannot find fault with the service you provided, it was in fact excellent. We look forward to arranging our next vehicle with you when our lease is up. Thanks for all your help. No problem with delivery, but driver said car mats would be sent to us, but they haven't.

Kathryn Sykes
22 Bishop Gardens
Woodhouse
Sheffield
S13 7EX


Editor Note: Well, Kathryn, I will send you a set of Ling mats, then. Usually cars do not come with mats, but when they promise, they should deliver, eh? Another super Fiesta delivery. As you are a teacher, I am pleased to say your spelling was 10/10, hahaha! Don't let the kids near the car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1127 / 1528
Ian says...
AUDI A3Ling, running a small company is hard. So is setting service. Your service is FAB and you go the extra mile. Many businesses should follow. We know we go the extra mile. A3 is also FAB, the wife loves it. Excellent delivery by great guys!

Ian Miller
29 Limes Avenue
Staincross
Barnsley
S75 6JW


Editor Note: Ian, hahaha. Well, it is harder for you, you are in Barnsley! :) Glad your wife likes the car, it is a lovely thing, that A3. Thanks so much for comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1083 / 1528
Timothy says...
 Absolute pleasure to deal with a real person with sense of humour, who is also totally professional, for my new Volvo C30. Good delivery.

Timothy James
Viresco Technology Limited
Unit 8 Riverside Park
Sheaf Gardens
Sheffield
S2 4BB


Editor Note: Great to hear you are happy chappy! Enjoy this Volvo which was cheaper than equivalent Focus! To help you with Google, I will say Viresco Technology do lawn care. Thanks, Timothy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1077 / 1528
Roger says...
 What a easy way to lease a car, always up to date with communicating, answered all emails promptly only finance company slow in answering questions. Will use again.

Roger Storey
39 Lansdowne Cresent
Darton
Barnsley
S75 5PW


Editor Note: Yes, Roger, bloody finance companies are slow. They have operatives, not heart and soul communications. Sorry about that. You have a very cheap new Xsara Picasso. So glad to have you as a lovely customer! As a surveyor (a professional person) I value your comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1039 / 1528
Matthew says...
CarAfter deciding to go the lease route for a new car I nearly gave up after all the twaddle that other supplies were giving me about why my personal quote was around £100/month move expensive than their “cheap deal” on-line.

Then I found this website, LINGsCARS.com. Ling is super efficient, honest and quick to respond I had no problems with my deal and the price that was on the screen is the price I am paying! Another happy punter and so far so good. Ling is there an opportunity to comment at the end of the lease?

Delivery of my Civic Type-R was good, can't fault them really... but about time they supplied mats.

Matthew Briggs
47 Sparkfields
Mapplewell
Barnsley
S75 6BH


Editor Note: Matt - Well, how happy this makes me. I hate the way some other companies advertise prices they cannot supply, it is very annoying for everyone. Great comments. The mats - well, you are leasing a car, not mats... I ask suppliers to strip out all unneccessary costs, so these might be victims of that policy. Some mats can cost £75!!! I can supply nice ones for £20, £5 less than Halfords charge. Comment; yes, you can comment anytime you want :) Feel free, hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 932 / 1528
Alan says...
CarThe most efficient business I have ever dealt with. Everything done so professionally. Kept totally informed step by step. I wouldn't hesitate in recommending LINGsCARS to anyone. The delivery driver of my new Ford Mondeo gave me a good demonstration of the car.

Alan Johnston
4 St Davids Rise
Walton
Chesterfield
S40 3HD


Editor Note: Crikey, Alan, what a recommendation! Now I have a bloody high standard of efficiency to keep up for new customers. I do know the way to do this to get maximum efficiency, and you were beautiful customer because you followed my prompts... it becomes more difficult when customers insist to want to do things in a different order. Because cars are such a big item, I prefer to make sure everything is safe and correct, rather than jumping ahead. Thanks for being so lovely, hope you have a great time in your new Mondeo. these are VERY good new cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 918 / 1528
Danny says...
CarThe process of acquiring my new Nissan Qashqai was both smooth and very professional. Right from the start the communication was first class, all the information I needed was only an email or phone call away. The car was delivered on time and in perfect condition. The dealer service was excellent, too. I would recommend this website to anyone.

Danny Whiteley
24 Northwood Place
Sheffield
S6 1RA


Editor Note: Yo, Danny! Great, you grabbed a cheap new Qashqai and had a great time getting it - I'm so pleased. See you in 2-years! Enjoy the car, everyone loves these Qashqais. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 883 / 1528
Linda says...
CarA very easy and friendly transaction. Ling was very helpful even when there was a delay from the dealer. I would definitely use Ling again. Thanks... (how do you say "thanks" in Chinese?)

Linda Richards
The Old Hall Cottage
Black Lane
Barnsley
S74 0DX


Editor Note: Linda, you say "xie xie" but it is pronounced "shay shay". That is thank you to most Chinese in the official Chinese language mandarin - (China, Taiwan, Malaysia, Singapore). In Hong Kong and the south of China (and probably your local Chinese takeaway), they speak Cantonese... so you would say it like this "mmm-goy". You should try it!! :) Anyway, all that rubbish aside, I'm glad you are happy with your Grande Punto oooop in Barnsley! Hahaha. I know you say thank you in Yorkshire by just making a grunting noise - my husband is from Wakefield. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 857 / 1528
David says...
CarLong Live Ling!!!

Best deals on wheels and so much more FUN than your regular dodgy dealer. The paperwork got a little lost, but we will forgive Ling anything. Excellent delivery of my Kia Picanto, and a friendly drop-off.

David Hardy
Ancient Wisdom Marketing Ltd
Lancelot Works
Prospect Road
Sheffield
S2 3EN


Editor Note: David, you were a victim of the postal strike! Despite the fact that I sent all your stuff to the finance company special delivery, it still remains undelivered to this day. Bloody post office! Grrrr. Still, it didn't stop you getting your car on time :) Enjoy, you are a repeating customer. You are Europe's Biggest Online Giftware Wholesaler. Ancient Wisdom has over 10000 exotic, interesting & unique product lines spread over approaching 1000 web pages all available to order on-line for delivery next day in the UK (well you do your best). I am so pleased you used MY website to get your cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 692 / 1528
Paul says...
CarLing, the Mini Cooper "S" is great... according to my wife - I haven't seen much of it!

The service you offer is great, if not a little wacky!

The car arrived as promised, when promised. It arrived in A1 condition, the driver was really helpful. You've been prompt with any information I've needed and I have to say I like your style. I probably wouldn't have gone for the leasing option if it wasn't for you and your company. Thanks again, and keep at it.

Paul French
9 Sycamore Road
Stocksbridge
Sheffield
S36 1FS


Editor Note: These new Minis have been really popular, it's a shame the factory struggles to keep up, BMW keep investing but the popularity means a bit of a wait for a new car. I'm so happy you like the service. Thanks for the kind letter, paul. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 666 / 1528
Darren says...
CarEverything about Ling is as she says on her tin!

Fantastic, speedy, honest, reliable, hardworking and will go well over beyond-the-limits to make sure you are a happy chappy. I will never go anywhere else, now. Citroen C4 Grand Picasso is fantastic, thanks.

Darren Bristow
1 Rotherview Gardens
Swallownest
Sheffield
S26 4SB


Editor Note: Hehehe, as I say, Darren: on my tin it says "Made In China"! :) What can I say to you, you were a lovely customer. And you chose a car that every single customer that has had one thinks is VERY good. As you are from Yorkshire, you appreciate the low price, too :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 602 / 1528
Susan says...
CarThis is our fourth car from Ling - she found us the exact specification of VW Golf that we wanted, a 2.0 GT Tdi 140 bhp 3 door. Delivery time and price; - spot on! Once again, excellent service and a very easy website - no hidden extra costs. Excellent delivery service by a nice man.

I thoroughly recommend Ling.

Susan Hill
Stephen Hill & Co
29-33 Langsett Road South
Oughtibridge
Sheffield
S35 0GY


Editor Note: Susan, well, yes... you ARE a long time customer. Your previous cars have included a SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, a Mini Cooper and a BMW. Thanks for being so loyal, I do try my best to give everyone good service... but when you come back again and again, I know I am doing something right. Hope you didn't get flooded out in the recent rain! Speak in a year or so :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 540 / 1528
Rebecca says...
MAZDA MX-5"Hi Ling,

I just wanted to say my MX5 arrived last Tuesday as promised (I'm sure you would have known sooner if it hadn't).

I've got to say I love my new MX-5, had my lid off a few times already and they say we are going to have a great summer - "bring it on!". I wanted to say thank you for an all round great service. Having never leased before I was a little wary but your response to my questions reassured me and the information on your website was a huge help. I cannot fault any part of the process...

    1. You couldn't be beaten on price.

    2. You responded to every email I sent within minutes - I even sent emails at 7am and 9pm and yet you still responded - what are you... superwoman? (no, just a bit of a saddo workaholic - Ling)

    3. The whole process took approx 3-weeks from initial enquiry to receiving the car.

    4. And to complete the service, a really friendly gentleman delivered my car just when you promised.

If anyone is thinking of leasing, I would recommend Ling 100%. Thanks again"

Rebecca Lymer
***** (address withheld)
Sheffield
S5 ***


Editor Note: Rebecca, for security I have no problem at all in withholding your full address. Thanks for the lovely letter! It all went so smoothly partly because you were so efficient with your own communication and paperwork! You got the cheapest MX5 in the country! Well done for acting so quickly and confidently - Ling



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Customer Letter: 509 / 1528
Rebecca says...
MAZDA MX-5"Hi Ling,

Just to thank you again for an all-round great service. When I originally saw your website, I thought you were a little mad... but I have got to say you are one of the most honest people I have ever dealt with. I cannot fault the delivery of my new Mazda MX-5 at all, the delivery guy was relly nice and explained everything. Keep up the good work, and wish you all the best."

Rebecca Lymer
2 Musgrave Place
Sheffield
S5 8WT


Editor Note: Yes, well, if only Mazda UK realised how happy my customers are with their cars and my service, Rebecca. They continue to attack me and force my suppliers to blacklist me by threatening them which I believe is very unfair bullying business behaviour. I simply do my best for everyone and it was fun getting your car, thanks for being so great to deal with. Enjoy the fine weather at the moment and get your top down! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 453 / 1528
David says...
MAZDA MX-5"Friendly, knowledgeable and an efficient service and delivery. I would highly recommend Ling and her company to anyone."

David Jones
5 Mexborough Road
Bolton Upon Dearne
Rotherham
S63 8LY


Editor Note: Brilliant letter, brilliant car (Mazda MX5) and brilliant customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 433 / 1528
Ian says...
 "Ling, I was a lease virgin (there goes my Google rating - Ling) and you were very gentle with me on my first go!! :)

The Audi A4 Cabriolet is great, looking forward to taking the roof off when the wind/rain/snow stops. My Audi was delivered in an excellent manner, in a time slot which was great because that was the only time I was around. I'm recommending you to everyone in our company car scheme who wants to opt out of the 4-door boredom. "

Ian Watson
2 Hewers Holt
Barlborough
Chesterfield
S43 4WJ


Editor Note: Oh, no, Ian. Now Google will think I am sex site due to your use of the V word. Still, in your new Princess Di car, you don't care about that. Mind your perm in the wind! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 432 / 1528
Gilbert says...
 "I was recommended to visit LINGsCARS.com by a friend who had been in the Motor Trade for years. Most leasing and contract hire sites were taking ages to respond and had no human contact. Ling got straight back with some cracking advice, opened my eyes further to the motor industry and she got my business because of the plain commitment to wanting it. The Audi dealer she chose was good, no fussing, just did the job as Ling promised they would. My advice: Lease a car from Ling, now - are you stupid? Wah!"

Gilbert Vasey
Director
Specsavers
14 Crystal Peaks
Sheffield
S20 7PG


Editor Note: Gil, so glad you are happy with your Audi A6... but I sit here typing this really trying so hard; and I find it is impossible. It is like my fingers cannot avoid hitting the keyboard. They are out of control. Can only type one thing as my hands keep getting pulled back to the same keys: "This is one occasion you should be glad you DIDN'T go to SpecSavers", hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 369 / 1528
Bill says...
 "Hi Ling, Thanks for the great service - 3 weeks from first enquiry to shiny new RX-8 sitting on the driveway! Don't think I'll ever buy a car again when leasing is so much cheaper and easier.

We're just off for a quick spin on the M62 so we can wave to your rocket truck."

Bill Buchanan
8 Chapel Mews
Staincross
Barnsley
S75 6PH


Editor Note: Bill, bear in mind you should salute, not wave. From Barnsley to Saddleworth and back will use probably £137.50 of fuel in an RX8, hehehe, so take your cheque book. My rocket truck (7-tonne 6x6 7.0 litre V8 petrol 150bhp - very nice noise) is marginally more economical than Mazda RX8 (1.5 tonne 4x2 1.3 litre hotpoint 1300, 231bhp, sounds like washing machine). Hehehe. Yours is faster, though, Bill. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 339 / 1528
Louise says...
 "We have now converted all our cars to cars on lease - this latest one is a SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon - and all through Ling! Her service is excellent and she really tries to find the car we are looking for. Ling's website always has the best prices and it's the most fun, and her dealers are excellent!! We look forward to finding our next car with Ling."

Louise Hill
Oughtibridge Kitchens
29-33 Langsett Rd South
Oughtibridge
Sheffield
S35 0GY


Editor Note: Louise, Louise, oh with your SAAB so new; Louise, Louise, another car for you; Louise, Louise, I'm so in love with you-hooo-hooo. (Apologies to Debbie Harry - not big in China, anyway. And the love thing is not like lesbian shit. I'm Chinese. That's illegal for Chinese, my mum says. But no offence to Lesbians, especially if you want car!) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 328 / 1528
Howard says...
BMW X3"Dear Ling

My BMW X3 arrived exactly as planned. A big THANK YOU for organising everything so quickly, and being cheerful with it! The BMW dealer was friendly, efficient and heplful. Full marks. I was particularly impressed with the way that you kept me informed every step of the way. "

Howard Jones
224 Bradway Road
Sheffield
S17 4PE


Editor Note: Howard, in return, I was particurlarly impressed with the way you dealt with my question; "Are you the crap singer from the 1980's?". Enjoy BMW X3, but don't take off road... they just have 4x4 to look good! You can buy spray-on mud these days :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 310 / 1528
Darren says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERY"Fantastic to deal with, Ling keeps you informed. First-Class service. I'll be back for my next car soon."

Darren Asquith
HRS Housing Repair Service
Treecrest Rise
Barnsley
S75 1EB


Editor Note: Darren, now you have brand new Land Rover Disco 3 - this is an entirely suitable vehicle for crossing vast, barren wastelands of South Yorkshire slag heaps and disused coal mines. Be careful of driving down mine shaft hole! Please also to give Mr Scargill a toot on horn when you drive past his house in Barnsley. He is hero of glorious British Communist system failure - Ling



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Customer Letter: 303 / 1528
James says...
 "After 15 years of company cars, I was dreading getting my own when the company I am with stopped its car scheme. However, Ling made getting my own car so painless - I can't believe anyone can be so efficient! Thank goodness the service ethic still exists in the UK! Also, a big thanks to Alan at the dealer, spot on service and delivery. See you in two years, Ling!"

James Wright
57 Ramsden Road
Rotherham
S60 2QN


Editor Note: Lovely letter, thanks James! My Citroen dealer is (usually) the best in the country. Thanks also for comments about my efficiency, most "large" leasing companies still don't gettit. Is it rocket-science to figure out why my cars are cheaper? The same reason that Ryanair are cheaper. Hmmm. Maybe they are job creation schemes, some of these other companies? But then who wants to simply subsidise other companies employees??? Have a good couple of years in your new Picasso, James!- - Ling



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Customer Letter: 282 / 1528
Steven says...
CarThanks for all your help, Ling. Everything you said would happen, did, and on time! The excellent dealer was very helpful with the paperwork and delivery arrangements. I would have no hesitation recommending you to colleagues and clients.

Steven Braithwait
Braithwait and Company
Dinnington
Sheffield
S25 2XL


Editor Note: Oh, my husband is from Yorkshire which helps, as I can translate what you are saying to English, when you phone me, Steven. Enjoy BMW 320, that is same car as mine!!! Very nice, eh? - Ling



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Wah! Newspress is at Paris Motor Show 2014 giving you tellibly lovely custlingmer all latest news on new models along with comprehensive image - news replorted 08:17



Wah! SsangYong XIV-Adventure concept SsangYong Motor Company, lah, (CEO Yoo-il Lee; www.smotor.com) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will showcase seven vehicling driving car machines at this year’s Paris Motor Show - news replorted 08:01



Wah! SsangYong XIV-Air concept XIV B-segment SUV series has been shown in various iterations at recent international motor shows, lah, beginning with th - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Aston Martin Looks to Future at Paris Motor Show In year that has witnessed unprecedented investment in its business, lah, along with appointment of new CEO Andy Palmer - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ghibli Ermenegildo Zegna Edition Concept In Centennial year for brand, lah, and after success of Quattroporte Zegna Limited Edition, lah, released in only - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Virgin Money, lah, bloody annoying Blitish challenger capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity partly owned by entrepreneur Richard Branson, lah, announces plans to list its shares on London (capital of Great England) Stock Exchange. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:59



Wah! A man is charged with arson following blaze at former Majestyk nightclub in Leeds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! Train services across south east Welsh land of sheep and more sheep disrupted after train left tracks at Barry in Vale of Glamorgan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! A post-mortem examination on body of murdered 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Alice Gross will resume later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:22



Wah! Britain's Will Stevens will contest first practice session for Marussia at Japanese GP, lah, replacing Max Chilton. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:21



Wah! The BBC's Adam Fleming visits Clacton as campaigning for by-election in town enters its final week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! A leading accident and emergency doctor, lah, Clifford Mann, lah, has warned there's "dangerous epidemic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of young human bliengs ending up in hospital, lah, after getting drunk on cheap drinks before going out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:01



Wah! Care homes leaving elderly residents "malnourished" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) because not enough thought is given to their meals, lah, says Wales' older people's commissioner - news replorted 06:55



Wah! Human remains thought to belong to one of so-called Disappeared expected to be removed from bog in County Meath later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! At least three human bliengs killed when Taliban suicide bomber attacks Afghan Tommy Atkins Liberation Army bus in Kabul, lah, fourth such attack since Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:04



Wah! The funeral of Deborah, lah, Dowager Duchess of Devonshire, lah, last surviving Mitford sister, lah, is to be held on Chatsworth estate later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! 2015 Floord Mustang new Floord Mustang will make its European production debut at 2014 Paris Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! 2015 Floord Mustang all-new Floord Mustang offers choice of advanced engines and manual or automatic transmissions, lah, delivering power and - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Ford S-MAX Vignale Concept Floord Motor capitalist entity will reavealingly showing Great Satan at Paris Motor Show first design elements for Vignale Lounge, lah, welcoming, lah, co - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Ford Focus ST new Floord Focus ST will make its motor show debut at 2014 Paris Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Ford Reveals All-New S-MAX all-new Floord S-MAX – stylish and innovative reinvention of trend-setting seven-seat sports activity vehicling driving car machine – - news replorted 06:00



Wah! All-new Madzla MX-5 Mazda’s model launch offensive continues today as unconventional carmaker presents all new Madzla MX-5 at Par - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Facebook has apologised to transgender and drag queen users whose accounts were deleted for violating its policy on using "real names". - news replorted 05:30



Wah! Actor and broadcaster Stephen Fry says there is "huge moral difference" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) between historical drug using and cases of sexual abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:37



Wah! Hong Kong's pro-democracy street protests may deter some mainland Super-Duper-Chinese-State from visiting city during their 'Golden Week' holiday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:20



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish study finds that most feared predators in sea having individual personalities, lah, which determine how readily they socialise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:17



Wah! Leading Bahraini human rights activist Nabeel Rajab is arrested over Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) remarks deemed "denigrating" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to government institutions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! Young human bliengs lack workplace skills such as communication and team working, lah, study among employers suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! The Mexican authorities say they having captured head of notorious drug crime (shoud shoot them) syndicate, lah, Hector Beltran Leyva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:31



Wah! Cuts in amount of health aid bloody annoying Blitish provides to Liberia and Sierra Leone having "compromised fight" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to stop spread of Ebola virus, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! Bond giant Pimco saw its investors withdraw record $23.5bn (RMB Yuan #14.5bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in funds after manager Bill Gross abruptly left capitalist entity last month. - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Can antidepressants treat brain tumours? - news replorted 01:25



Wah! RAF veterans who risked their lives to help Polish resistance - news replorted 01:22



Wah! The strange world of super-specialist cutlery - news replorted 01:21



Wah! Deputy First dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon calls for major bloody annoying Blitish welfare reform to be put on hold in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Anthony Horowitz, lah, best-selling author of Alex Rider teenage spy adventures, lah, becomes latest writer invited to pen new James Bond novel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Three bloody annoying Blitish universities lose their place in top 200 of global higher education league table while elite universities hold their ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! Hundreds of GP practices at risk of closure because of ageing workforce, lah, doctors' leaders say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:52



Wah! India is set to launch nationwide campaign to clean up country on 2 October, lah, birthday of Mahatma Gandhi, lah, but many of country's bureaucrats not happy about it, lah, writes BBC's Geeta Pandey in Delhi. - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The International Olympic Committee says it is satisfied with progress made by Rio de Janeiro in its preparations for 2016 Olympics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Click learns how to bend beacon technology to its bidding by turning London (capital of Great England) Street into musical wonderland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! 19th Century Brazil seen through eyes of bloody Engrishman - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Will our cities ever be congestion-free? - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Argentina's central capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity governor Juan Carlos Fabrega resigns after less than year in job, lah, as country's economic troubles pile up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Celebrities who had intimate pictures of themselves leaked onto internet were "dumb" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for taking them, lah, EU's new digital commissioner says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Yorkshire batsmen Adam Lyth and Alex Lees named PCA's player and young player of year respectively. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Devil worship in tunnels of man-eating mountain - news replorted 00:05



Wah! How data crunching is dictating our job prospects - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says Danny Welbeck is "electric" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after male gender human bleing's hat-trick in 4-1 win against Galatasaray. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:03



Wah! One of most beautiful railways in world has had one of its most successful summers on record. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has announced shortlist for its 2014 Award for Automotive Inno - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The all-new Vlauxhall Corsa Vauxhall’s all-new Corsa is available to order (piece of paper signee upee) from Octoblinger 8th priced from RMB Yuan #8,995 on-the-road, lah, with list prices reduced - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Rolls-Royce debuts Phantom Metropolitan Collection Rolls-Royce Motor Cars is delighted to present latest showcase of marque’s pinnacle Bespoke offering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Jaguar Heritage '57 Collection Today at Paris Motor Show, lah, Jagluar launched Heritage ’57 Collection, lah, range of branded velly damn good boiled chicken-feets celebrating 60 years of - news replorted 00:01



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