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Customer Letter: 1399 / 1528
Nicholas says...
 Excellent website and generally seem to have the best prices- even when sourcing something not on the standard list – beat all the other quotes I had. LINGO is a fantastic way of keeping in touch, everything in one place. Staff very friendly. I have no complaints at all – why use one of those miserable other leasing companies?

Excellent delivery, excellent service - clean car, on time etc. Showed me all the controls. And fitted mats!!

Nicholas Parnell
20 Balmoral Crescent
Lodge Moor
S10 4NE

Editor Note: Hahaha, exactly, all the rest are miserable buggers, eh? We had great fun and as you are an IT manager for a major bank I appreciate the comments about my secure LINGO system :) Enjoy the VERY fast 210bhp Golf, mind the speed cameras! The postman even ripped your letter, it was sent so fast... or was that you? - Ling

Customer Letter: 1345 / 1528
Mark says...
MAZDA 6First class service. I reported on the day of delivery that the Mazda 6 had not been fitted with reverse parking sensors ordered. Ling called first thing the next day and arranged with the dealer. The dealer was equally first class with the sensors fitted within two days. Will certainly recommend you.

Mark Beaumont
8 Rookery Chase
S36 2NF

Editor Note: Mark, as you are Senior Client Manager with a major Finance Company, I take your comments seriously. Thanks for very kind words. Dealer was very good at sorting their mistake, too. As you live in Yorkshire, everyone will note that the price was cheap, too. :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1300 / 1528
Kathryn says...
FORD FIESTAThank you Ling for the excellent service you provided. I don't hesitate in recommending you to friends and family. I cannot find fault with the service you provided, it was in fact excellent. We look forward to arranging our next vehicle with you when our lease is up. Thanks for all your help. No problem with delivery, but driver said car mats would be sent to us, but they haven't.

Kathryn Sykes
22 Bishop Gardens
S13 7EX

Editor Note: Well, Kathryn, I will send you a set of Ling mats, then. Usually cars do not come with mats, but when they promise, they should deliver, eh? Another super Fiesta delivery. As you are a teacher, I am pleased to say your spelling was 10/10, hahaha! Don't let the kids near the car. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1127 / 1528
Ian says...
 Ling, running a small company is hard. So is setting service. Your service is FAB and you go the extra mile. Many businesses should follow. We know we go the extra mile. A3 is also FAB, the wife loves it. Excellent delivery by great guys!

Ian Miller
29 Limes Avenue
S75 6JW

Editor Note: Ian, hahaha. Well, it is harder for you, you are in Barnsley! :) Glad your wife likes the car, it is a lovely thing, that A3. Thanks so much for comments. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1083 / 1528
Timothy says...
 Absolute pleasure to deal with a real person with sense of humour, who is also totally professional, for my new Volvo C30. Good delivery.

Timothy James
Viresco Technology Limited
Unit 8 Riverside Park
Sheaf Gardens
S2 4BB

Editor Note: Great to hear you are happy chappy! Enjoy this Volvo which was cheaper than equivalent Focus! To help you with Google, I will say Viresco Technology do lawn care. Thanks, Timothy! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1077 / 1528
Roger says...
 What a easy way to lease a car, always up to date with communicating, answered all emails promptly only finance company slow in answering questions. Will use again.

Roger Storey
39 Lansdowne Cresent
S75 5PW

Editor Note: Yes, Roger, bloody finance companies are slow. They have operatives, not heart and soul communications. Sorry about that. You have a very cheap new Xsara Picasso. So glad to have you as a lovely customer! As a surveyor (a professional person) I value your comments. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1039 / 1528
Matthew says...
CarAfter deciding to go the lease route for a new car I nearly gave up after all the twaddle that other supplies were giving me about why my personal quote was around £100/month move expensive than their “cheap deal” on-line.

Then I found this website, Ling is super efficient, honest and quick to respond I had no problems with my deal and the price that was on the screen is the price I am paying! Another happy punter and so far so good. Ling is there an opportunity to comment at the end of the lease?

Delivery of my Civic Type-R was good, can't fault them really... but about time they supplied mats.

Matthew Briggs
47 Sparkfields
S75 6BH

Editor Note: Matt - Well, how happy this makes me. I hate the way some other companies advertise prices they cannot supply, it is very annoying for everyone. Great comments. The mats - well, you are leasing a car, not mats... I ask suppliers to strip out all unneccessary costs, so these might be victims of that policy. Some mats can cost £75!!! I can supply nice ones for £20, £5 less than Halfords charge. Comment; yes, you can comment anytime you want :) Feel free, hahaha. - Ling

Customer Letter: 932 / 1528
Alan says...
CarThe most efficient business I have ever dealt with. Everything done so professionally. Kept totally informed step by step. I wouldn't hesitate in recommending LINGsCARS to anyone. The delivery driver of my new Ford Mondeo gave me a good demonstration of the car.

Alan Johnston
4 St Davids Rise
S40 3HD

Editor Note: Crikey, Alan, what a recommendation! Now I have a bloody high standard of efficiency to keep up for new customers. I do know the way to do this to get maximum efficiency, and you were beautiful customer because you followed my prompts... it becomes more difficult when customers insist to want to do things in a different order. Because cars are such a big item, I prefer to make sure everything is safe and correct, rather than jumping ahead. Thanks for being so lovely, hope you have a great time in your new Mondeo. these are VERY good new cars! - Ling

Customer Letter: 918 / 1528
Danny says...
CarThe process of acquiring my new Nissan Qashqai was both smooth and very professional. Right from the start the communication was first class, all the information I needed was only an email or phone call away. The car was delivered on time and in perfect condition. The dealer service was excellent, too. I would recommend this website to anyone.

Danny Whiteley
24 Northwood Place
S6 1RA

Editor Note: Yo, Danny! Great, you grabbed a cheap new Qashqai and had a great time getting it - I'm so pleased. See you in 2-years! Enjoy the car, everyone loves these Qashqais. - Ling

Customer Letter: 883 / 1528
Linda says...
CarA very easy and friendly transaction. Ling was very helpful even when there was a delay from the dealer. I would definitely use Ling again. Thanks... (how do you say "thanks" in Chinese?)

Linda Richards
The Old Hall Cottage
Black Lane
S74 0DX

Editor Note: Linda, you say "xie xie" but it is pronounced "shay shay". That is thank you to most Chinese in the official Chinese language mandarin - (China, Taiwan, Malaysia, Singapore). In Hong Kong and the south of China (and probably your local Chinese takeaway), they speak Cantonese... so you would say it like this "mmm-goy". You should try it!! :) Anyway, all that rubbish aside, I'm glad you are happy with your Grande Punto oooop in Barnsley! Hahaha. I know you say thank you in Yorkshire by just making a grunting noise - my husband is from Wakefield. - Ling

Customer Letter: 857 / 1528
David says...
CarLong Live Ling!!!

Best deals on wheels and so much more FUN than your regular dodgy dealer. The paperwork got a little lost, but we will forgive Ling anything. Excellent delivery of my Kia Picanto, and a friendly drop-off.

David Hardy
Ancient Wisdom Marketing Ltd
Lancelot Works
Prospect Road
S2 3EN

Editor Note: David, you were a victim of the postal strike! Despite the fact that I sent all your stuff to the finance company special delivery, it still remains undelivered to this day. Bloody post office! Grrrr. Still, it didn't stop you getting your car on time :) Enjoy, you are a repeating customer. You are Europe's Biggest Online Giftware Wholesaler. Ancient Wisdom has over 10000 exotic, interesting & unique product lines spread over approaching 1000 web pages all available to order on-line for delivery next day in the UK (well you do your best). I am so pleased you used MY website to get your cars! - Ling

Customer Letter: 692 / 1528
Paul says...
CarLing, the Mini Cooper "S" is great... according to my wife - I haven't seen much of it!

The service you offer is great, if not a little wacky!

The car arrived as promised, when promised. It arrived in A1 condition, the driver was really helpful. You've been prompt with any information I've needed and I have to say I like your style. I probably wouldn't have gone for the leasing option if it wasn't for you and your company. Thanks again, and keep at it.

Paul French
9 Sycamore Road
S36 1FS

Editor Note: These new Minis have been really popular, it's a shame the factory struggles to keep up, BMW keep investing but the popularity means a bit of a wait for a new car. I'm so happy you like the service. Thanks for the kind letter, paul. - Ling

Customer Letter: 666 / 1528
Darren says...
CarEverything about Ling is as she says on her tin!

Fantastic, speedy, honest, reliable, hardworking and will go well over beyond-the-limits to make sure you are a happy chappy. I will never go anywhere else, now. Citroen C4 Grand Picasso is fantastic, thanks.

Darren Bristow
1 Rotherview Gardens
S26 4SB

Editor Note: Hehehe, as I say, Darren: on my tin it says "Made In China"! :) What can I say to you, you were a lovely customer. And you chose a car that every single customer that has had one thinks is VERY good. As you are from Yorkshire, you appreciate the low price, too :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 602 / 1528
Susan says...
CarThis is our fourth car from Ling - she found us the exact specification of VW Golf that we wanted, a 2.0 GT Tdi 140 bhp 3 door. Delivery time and price; - spot on! Once again, excellent service and a very easy website - no hidden extra costs. Excellent delivery service by a nice man.

I thoroughly recommend Ling.

Susan Hill
Stephen Hill & Co
29-33 Langsett Road South
S35 0GY

Editor Note: Susan, well, yes... you ARE a long time customer. Your previous cars have included a SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, a Mini Cooper and a BMW. Thanks for being so loyal, I do try my best to give everyone good service... but when you come back again and again, I know I am doing something right. Hope you didn't get flooded out in the recent rain! Speak in a year or so :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 540 / 1528
Rebecca says...
MAZDA MX-5"Hi Ling,

I just wanted to say my MX5 arrived last Tuesday as promised (I'm sure you would have known sooner if it hadn't).

I've got to say I love my new MX-5, had my lid off a few times already and they say we are going to have a great summer - "bring it on!". I wanted to say thank you for an all round great service. Having never leased before I was a little wary but your response to my questions reassured me and the information on your website was a huge help. I cannot fault any part of the process...

    1. You couldn't be beaten on price.

    2. You responded to every email I sent within minutes - I even sent emails at 7am and 9pm and yet you still responded - what are you... superwoman? (no, just a bit of a saddo workaholic - Ling)

    3. The whole process took approx 3-weeks from initial enquiry to receiving the car.

    4. And to complete the service, a really friendly gentleman delivered my car just when you promised.

If anyone is thinking of leasing, I would recommend Ling 100%. Thanks again"

Rebecca Lymer
***** (address withheld)
S5 ***

Editor Note: Rebecca, for security I have no problem at all in withholding your full address. Thanks for the lovely letter! It all went so smoothly partly because you were so efficient with your own communication and paperwork! You got the cheapest MX5 in the country! Well done for acting so quickly and confidently - Ling

Customer Letter: 509 / 1528
Rebecca says...
MAZDA MX-5"Hi Ling,

Just to thank you again for an all-round great service. When I originally saw your website, I thought you were a little mad... but I have got to say you are one of the most honest people I have ever dealt with. I cannot fault the delivery of my new Mazda MX-5 at all, the delivery guy was relly nice and explained everything. Keep up the good work, and wish you all the best."

Rebecca Lymer
2 Musgrave Place
S5 8WT

Editor Note: Yes, well, if only Mazda UK realised how happy my customers are with their cars and my service, Rebecca. They continue to attack me and force my suppliers to blacklist me by threatening them which I believe is very unfair bullying business behaviour. I simply do my best for everyone and it was fun getting your car, thanks for being so great to deal with. Enjoy the fine weather at the moment and get your top down! - Ling

Customer Letter: 453 / 1528
David says...
MAZDA MX-5"Friendly, knowledgeable and an efficient service and delivery. I would highly recommend Ling and her company to anyone."

David Jones
5 Mexborough Road
Bolton Upon Dearne
S63 8LY

Editor Note: Brilliant letter, brilliant car (Mazda MX5) and brilliant customer! - Ling

Customer Letter: 433 / 1528
Ian says...
 "Ling, I was a lease virgin (there goes my Google rating - Ling) and you were very gentle with me on my first go!! :)

The Audi A4 Cabriolet is great, looking forward to taking the roof off when the wind/rain/snow stops. My Audi was delivered in an excellent manner, in a time slot which was great because that was the only time I was around. I'm recommending you to everyone in our company car scheme who wants to opt out of the 4-door boredom. "

Ian Watson
2 Hewers Holt
S43 4WJ

Editor Note: Oh, no, Ian. Now Google will think I am sex site due to your use of the V word. Still, in your new Princess Di car, you don't care about that. Mind your perm in the wind! - Ling

Customer Letter: 432 / 1528
Gilbert says...
 "I was recommended to visit by a friend who had been in the Motor Trade for years. Most leasing and contract hire sites were taking ages to respond and had no human contact. Ling got straight back with some cracking advice, opened my eyes further to the motor industry and she got my business because of the plain commitment to wanting it. The Audi dealer she chose was good, no fussing, just did the job as Ling promised they would. My advice: Lease a car from Ling, now - are you stupid? Wah!"

Gilbert Vasey
14 Crystal Peaks
S20 7PG

Editor Note: Gil, so glad you are happy with your Audi A6... but I sit here typing this really trying so hard; and I find it is impossible. It is like my fingers cannot avoid hitting the keyboard. They are out of control. Can only type one thing as my hands keep getting pulled back to the same keys: "This is one occasion you should be glad you DIDN'T go to SpecSavers", hehehe - Ling

Customer Letter: 369 / 1528
Bill says...
 "Hi Ling, Thanks for the great service - 3 weeks from first enquiry to shiny new RX-8 sitting on the driveway! Don't think I'll ever buy a car again when leasing is so much cheaper and easier.

We're just off for a quick spin on the M62 so we can wave to your rocket truck."

Bill Buchanan
8 Chapel Mews
S75 6PH

Editor Note: Bill, bear in mind you should salute, not wave. From Barnsley to Saddleworth and back will use probably £137.50 of fuel in an RX8, hehehe, so take your cheque book. My rocket truck (7-tonne 6x6 7.0 litre V8 petrol 150bhp - very nice noise) is marginally more economical than Mazda RX8 (1.5 tonne 4x2 1.3 litre hotpoint 1300, 231bhp, sounds like washing machine). Hehehe. Yours is faster, though, Bill. - Ling

Customer Letter: 339 / 1528
Louise says...
 "We have now converted all our cars to cars on lease - this latest one is a SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon - and all through Ling! Her service is excellent and she really tries to find the car we are looking for. Ling's website always has the best prices and it's the most fun, and her dealers are excellent!! We look forward to finding our next car with Ling."

Louise Hill
Oughtibridge Kitchens
29-33 Langsett Rd South
S35 0GY

Editor Note: Louise, Louise, oh with your SAAB so new; Louise, Louise, another car for you; Louise, Louise, I'm so in love with you-hooo-hooo. (Apologies to Debbie Harry - not big in China, anyway. And the love thing is not like lesbian shit. I'm Chinese. That's illegal for Chinese, my mum says. But no offence to Lesbians, especially if you want car!) - Ling

Customer Letter: 328 / 1528
Howard says...
BMW X3"Dear Ling

My BMW X3 arrived exactly as planned. A big THANK YOU for organising everything so quickly, and being cheerful with it! The BMW dealer was friendly, efficient and heplful. Full marks. I was particularly impressed with the way that you kept me informed every step of the way. "

Howard Jones
224 Bradway Road
S17 4PE

Editor Note: Howard, in return, I was particurlarly impressed with the way you dealt with my question; "Are you the crap singer from the 1980's?". Enjoy BMW X3, but don't take off road... they just have 4x4 to look good! You can buy spray-on mud these days :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 310 / 1528
Darren says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERY"Fantastic to deal with, Ling keeps you informed. First-Class service. I'll be back for my next car soon."

Darren Asquith
HRS Housing Repair Service
Treecrest Rise
S75 1EB

Editor Note: Darren, now you have brand new Land Rover Disco 3 - this is an entirely suitable vehicle for crossing vast, barren wastelands of South Yorkshire slag heaps and disused coal mines. Be careful of driving down mine shaft hole! Please also to give Mr Scargill a toot on horn when you drive past his house in Barnsley. He is hero of glorious British Communist system failure - Ling

Customer Letter: 303 / 1528
James says...
 "After 15 years of company cars, I was dreading getting my own when the company I am with stopped its car scheme. However, Ling made getting my own car so painless - I can't believe anyone can be so efficient! Thank goodness the service ethic still exists in the UK! Also, a big thanks to Alan at the dealer, spot on service and delivery. See you in two years, Ling!"

James Wright
57 Ramsden Road
S60 2QN

Editor Note: Lovely letter, thanks James! My Citroen dealer is (usually) the best in the country. Thanks also for comments about my efficiency, most "large" leasing companies still don't gettit. Is it rocket-science to figure out why my cars are cheaper? The same reason that Ryanair are cheaper. Hmmm. Maybe they are job creation schemes, some of these other companies? But then who wants to simply subsidise other companies employees??? Have a good couple of years in your new Picasso, James!- - Ling

Customer Letter: 282 / 1528
Steven says...
CarThanks for all your help, Ling. Everything you said would happen, did, and on time! The excellent dealer was very helpful with the paperwork and delivery arrangements. I would have no hesitation recommending you to colleagues and clients.

Steven Braithwait
Braithwait and Company
S25 2XL

Editor Note: Oh, my husband is from Yorkshire which helps, as I can translate what you are saying to English, when you phone me, Steven. Enjoy BMW 320, that is same car as mine!!! Very nice, eh? - Ling

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Wah! A 22-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man pleads guilty midway through male gender human bleing's trial to conspiracy to murder and preparation of terrorist acts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:37

Wah! A baby boy who died of sepsis fell victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) to sequence of healthcare failures in short clock time result bloody man lived, lah, coroner has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:28

Wah! Renault Trafic Renliot is celebrating its 18th consecutive year as Europe’s number one van manufacturer with ‘Renault Van Month’ – sp - news replorted 13:25

Wah! Dacia Duster Following successful three years since launching in UK, lah, Dacia, lah, award-winning, lah, no-nonsense LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine brand announces - news replorted 13:25

Wah! French authorities say they wanting to move up to 1,000 migrants living in notorious Jungle camp in port town of Calais. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:23

Wah! Renault Clio Renliot has announced its latest finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan offers across its desirable and award-winning new models. Eating rice!! After outstanding - news replorted 13:18

Wah! Volkswagen Touran R-Line Wlokswaglon is bringing more than dash of sports style to MPV class with announcement of new Touran R-Line. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:16

Wah! Gary Neville says bloody man is remaining calm despite failing to win any of male gender human bleing's nine La Liga matches since taking over at Valencia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:08

Wah! A baby died of sepsis after failures and inadequate care by midwives, lah, coroner rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:01

Wah! The UN hopes to start delivering aid to some besieged areas in Syria shortly, lah, after world powers agree to push for halt to hostilities in week's time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:57

Wah! Entertainer Rolf Harris to be charged with seven counts of indecent assault, lah, Crown Prosecution service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says - news replorted 12:53

Wah! The Independent and Independent on Sunday newspapers to cease printing using dead tree product editions in March, lah, owner says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:47

Wah! A district in Pakistan bans Valentine's Day celebrations, lah, calling it un-Islamic and ordering old bill bobbys to stop shops from selling Valentine's cards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:42

Wah! The New Fliat 500 Fliat is sharing love this weekend with special offer to help clustomlers find Fliat 500 of their dreams. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:42

Wah! Former Sunderland footballer Adam Johnson "abused male gender human bleing's revered position in society" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when bloody man had sexual contact with 15-earth-years old happy birthday to you, fan, lah, jury has heard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:40

Wah! A man and male gender human bleing's two sons jailed for life for murdering baby and two teenagers in flat fire in Derbyshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:26

Wah! Uber wantings to settle two lawsuits regarding safety regulation but sum amounts to around $1 per person. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:20

Wah! A celebration of life of former Coventry manager and club chairman Jimmy Hill is to be held in city later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:10

Wah! Arsene Wenger asks fans of Arsenal and visiting club Leicester to cancel planned in-game protests during Sunday's match. - news replorted 12:01

Wah! The European Union gives Greece three months to fix border controls in move that could allow other Schengen states to maintain internal controls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:53

Wah! The Royal Society for Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has improved clustomler experience for those looking for fle - news replorted 11:50

Wah! The European Commission is opening three investigations into steel products made in China as cheap imports add to woes of bloody annoying Blitish steel industry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:25

Wah! The script from forthcoming Harry Potter play leaps to top of book bestseller list, lah, day after its July damn hot-hot month release was announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:17

Wah! One-time Great Satan athlete Suzy Favor Hamilton on how flemale human person's mental health battle led flemale human person's from Olympics to life as escort. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:52

Wah! The play written by and starring former Friends actor receives lukewarm reviews from critics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52

Wah! A Wolwo V40 is put through standard AEB test Safety experts at Thatcham Research having welcomed calls from leading automotive consumer magazine ‘What Car?’ in sup - news replorted 10:31

Wah! Four members of Paramusical Ensemble, lah, who unable to talk or move, lah, using ground-breaking technology to create music with power of their minds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:30

Wah! Former Test umpire Asad Rauf has been banned for five years after being found guilty of corruption charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:23

Wah! The Rosetta mission team says it is clock time result to give up hope of ever hearing again from comet lander Philae. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:19

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Wah! An 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested in connection with death of Akhtar Javeed in Birmingham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:04

Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep appears to be performing no better or worse than rest of UK, lah, major international review finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Saracens forward Maro Itoje is in line to make male gender human bleing's Province of Engrish running-dogs debut after bloody man was named on bench to play Italy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Scientists find wide range of ailments strongly influenced by our Neanderthal heritage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:56

Wah! WhatCar? Awards Logo Thousands of lives could be saved by new piece of automotive technology that costs manufacturers just RMB Yuan #40, lah, according t - news replorted 09:44

Wah! Nissan Pulsar DIG-T 190 Until end of monthly number-three (31st), lah, buyers of Nissan’s adventurous X-Trail crossover can upgrade from five to seven seats fre - news replorted 09:31

Wah! David Cameron is to make male gender human bleing's final speech on EU reform before crunch summit, lah, as bloody man faces fresh criticism from grassroots Tories. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:25

Wah! A Canadian man who suffered head injury and went missing for 30 years is set to be reunited with male gender human bleing's family after remembering male gender human bleing's identity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:06

Wah! The singer was taken to Los Angeles hospital due to complications from emergency oral surgery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:03

Wah! A Spanish civil servant is fined after not going to work for at least six years, lah, which was only noticed when bloody man became eligible for long service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:01

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Wah! BMW M760Li xDrive recently launched BMWah-wah! 7 Series now has prestigious flagship at head of range: new M760Li xDrive V12 ma - news replorted 08:51

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Wah! Students who stay in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to study or return home to work after graduation should having RMB Yuan #6,000 year of debts written off, lah, Plaid Cymru says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:44

Wah! The pharmaceutical firm GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and some generic drugs firms having been fined for being anti-competitive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:42

Wah! London's leading shares rise 1% in early Friday trading, lah, rallying after Thursday's big losses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:35

Wah! Ducati Top Employers 2016 Ducati has been declared one of Top Employers for Italy in 2016. recognition, lah, for second year in row, lah, come - news replorted 08:30

Wah! The new BMWah-wah! i8 Protonic Red Edition First showcased as Vision EfficentDynamics concept at IAA Frankfurt Motor Show in 2009, lah, production ready BMWah-wah! - news replorted 08:27

Wah! Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, is urging human bliengs of Glasgow to improve road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety in their community by attending - news replorted 08:18

Wah! The German economy expanded by 0.3% in final three months of 2015, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:17

Wah! Two life-size whale sculptures made out of willow re-surface at popular nature reserve. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:09

Wah! Aero engine giant Rolls-Royce cuts its dividend after torrid year as profits come it at lower end of guidance range. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:56

Wah! What will you tellibly lovely custlingmer be doing for Valentine's Day? - news replorted 07:42

Wah! Groupe Renault In 2015, lah, Group revenues came to €45,327 million, lah, up 10.4% from 2014. At constant exchange rates, lah, revenues grew by 10.6%. - news replorted 07:17

Wah! A British woman who used illegal route to return to bloody annoying Blitish while on parole in Peru says five other women having followed same method. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:48

Wah! The partner of Sian Blake is arrested by bloody annoying Blitish old bill bobbys on suspicion of murdering ex-EastEnders actress and flemale human person's two sons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:41

Wah! MOTD pundit Danny Murphy on why Premier League leaders' seemingly simple tactics work and how rivals can counter them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:33

Wah! Groupe Renault Groupe Renliot today announced series of senior management appointments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:30

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish has called apparent abduction of bookseller from Hong Kong "serious breach" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of treaty that paved way for city's return to China. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:48

Wah! Ten NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) chief executives whose names appeared on garbling written down on paper message recommending Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt impose contracts on junior doctors in Province of Engrish running-dogs say they not back move. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:25

Wah! Kim Kardashian's chart-topping Kimoji web icons facing new competition from set of emojis mocking North Korean leader Kim Jong-un. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:20

Wah! International Monetary Fund head Christine Lagarde, lah, first woman to hold position, lah, has been nominated for second term at helm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:25

Wah! Japanese shares open sharply lower on Friday amid concerns over global economy and following falls in Great Satan and Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:47

Wah! The prospect that new contract for doctors in Province of Engrish running-dogs could prompt thousands to work elsewhere is key story for many papers, lah, while other feel gravitational pull towards coverage of black holes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:36

Wah! After weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) of uncertainty junior doctors' row has moved to new level this week. What you wan'?!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation health editor Hugh Pym assesses what happens now. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:19

Wah! Spanish cities renew push to erase Franco-era street names - news replorted 01:18

Wah! Many Mexicans hope Pope Francis will help lift deep despair they feel over violence and corruption, lah, when bloody man visits, lah, as Katy Watson reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57

Wah! A mother fights those humiliating flemale human person's child in meme - news replorted 00:52

Wah! bloody Engrish parish councils having doubled their share of council tax in some areas, lah, prompting warnings they may be subject to same referendum rules as larger authorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51

Wah! What was tradition of Kissing Friday? - news replorted 00:49

Wah! Agreement has been reached by Bloody foreign dodgy ministers meeting in Munich on nationwide Syria ceasefire to start in one week's time, lah, US's John Kerry says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:42

Wah! Jonathan Amos reflects on significance of Thursday’s announcement – and mind-boggling scale of black hole merger itself. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 00:41

Wah! Is Germany dragging down eurozone? To understand why some see Germany as problem we must start with countries hit hardest by financial crisis, lah, says Andrew Walker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:40

Wah! Almost two million captive-bred fish and larvae were released in 2015 to boost populations in Province of Engrish running-dogs's rivers, lah, says Environment Agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:37

Wah! One of largest collections of pianos in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is going under hammer in Edinburgh after piano supplier decided to retire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:31

Wah! First-time buyers who purchase house this year will having already spent RMB Yuan #52,900 on rent, lah, research for landlords' trade body suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26

Wah! Which nations having harnessed nature's resources for social, lah, economic and environmental prosperity, lah, and is it really sustainable? - news replorted 00:21

Wah! Who got unexpected boost from Beyonce this week? - news replorted 00:20

Wah! Why has mass helicopter transport never taken off? - news replorted 00:20

Wah! Uncovering markings on Apollo 11 - news replorted 00:20

Wah! Tilda Swinton on speechless Splash role - news replorted 00:19

Wah! Why Beatles still grip Liverpool - news replorted 00:19

Wah! South Sudan President Salva Kiir reappoints rival Riek Machar to government as part of peace deal aimed at ending country's civil conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:18

Wah! Companies that fail to address pay differences between male and female employees will be highlighted in new league tables. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07

Wah! People in Province of Engrish running-dogs living longer than ever before in older age, lah, report from Public Health Province of Engrish running-dogs says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Kids capitalist entity founder Camila Batmanghelidjh denies "mesmerising" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) David Cameron and senior politicians to gain millions in public funding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:05

Wah! Research for teaching union suggests new tests for four-year-olds unreliable and disrupt children's start to school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:05

Wah! Taxpayers could end up out of pocket because not enough companies wanting to bid to run rail franchises in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Wales, lah, group of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:05

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