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Customer Letter: 1399 / 1528
Nicholas says...
 Excellent website and generally seem to have the best prices- even when sourcing something not on the standard list – beat all the other quotes I had. LINGO is a fantastic way of keeping in touch, everything in one place. Staff very friendly. I have no complaints at all – why use one of those miserable other leasing companies?

Excellent delivery, excellent service - clean car, on time etc. Showed me all the controls. And fitted mats!!

Nicholas Parnell
20 Balmoral Crescent
Lodge Moor
Sheffield
S10 4NE


Editor Note: Hahaha, exactly, all the rest are miserable buggers, eh? We had great fun and as you are an IT manager for a major bank I appreciate the comments about my secure LINGO system :) Enjoy the VERY fast 210bhp Golf, mind the speed cameras! The postman even ripped your letter, it was sent so fast... or was that you? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1345 / 1528
Mark says...
MAZDA 6First class service. I reported on the day of delivery that the Mazda 6 had not been fitted with reverse parking sensors ordered. Ling called first thing the next day and arranged with the dealer. The dealer was equally first class with the sensors fitted within two days. Will certainly recommend you.

Mark Beaumont
8 Rookery Chase
Deepcar
Sheffield
S36 2NF


Editor Note: Mark, as you are Senior Client Manager with a major Finance Company, I take your comments seriously. Thanks for very kind words. Dealer was very good at sorting their mistake, too. As you live in Yorkshire, everyone will note that the price was cheap, too. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1300 / 1528
Kathryn says...
FORD FIESTAThank you Ling for the excellent service you provided. I don't hesitate in recommending you to friends and family. I cannot find fault with the service you provided, it was in fact excellent. We look forward to arranging our next vehicle with you when our lease is up. Thanks for all your help. No problem with delivery, but driver said car mats would be sent to us, but they haven't.

Kathryn Sykes
22 Bishop Gardens
Woodhouse
Sheffield
S13 7EX


Editor Note: Well, Kathryn, I will send you a set of Ling mats, then. Usually cars do not come with mats, but when they promise, they should deliver, eh? Another super Fiesta delivery. As you are a teacher, I am pleased to say your spelling was 10/10, hahaha! Don't let the kids near the car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1127 / 1528
Ian says...
AUDI A3Ling, running a small company is hard. So is setting service. Your service is FAB and you go the extra mile. Many businesses should follow. We know we go the extra mile. A3 is also FAB, the wife loves it. Excellent delivery by great guys!

Ian Miller
29 Limes Avenue
Staincross
Barnsley
S75 6JW


Editor Note: Ian, hahaha. Well, it is harder for you, you are in Barnsley! :) Glad your wife likes the car, it is a lovely thing, that A3. Thanks so much for comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1083 / 1528
Timothy says...
 Absolute pleasure to deal with a real person with sense of humour, who is also totally professional, for my new Volvo C30. Good delivery.

Timothy James
Viresco Technology Limited
Unit 8 Riverside Park
Sheaf Gardens
Sheffield
S2 4BB


Editor Note: Great to hear you are happy chappy! Enjoy this Volvo which was cheaper than equivalent Focus! To help you with Google, I will say Viresco Technology do lawn care. Thanks, Timothy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1077 / 1528
Roger says...
 What a easy way to lease a car, always up to date with communicating, answered all emails promptly only finance company slow in answering questions. Will use again.

Roger Storey
39 Lansdowne Cresent
Darton
Barnsley
S75 5PW


Editor Note: Yes, Roger, bloody finance companies are slow. They have operatives, not heart and soul communications. Sorry about that. You have a very cheap new Xsara Picasso. So glad to have you as a lovely customer! As a surveyor (a professional person) I value your comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1039 / 1528
Matthew says...
CarAfter deciding to go the lease route for a new car I nearly gave up after all the twaddle that other supplies were giving me about why my personal quote was around £100/month move expensive than their “cheap deal” on-line.

Then I found this website, LINGsCARS.com. Ling is super efficient, honest and quick to respond I had no problems with my deal and the price that was on the screen is the price I am paying! Another happy punter and so far so good. Ling is there an opportunity to comment at the end of the lease?

Delivery of my Civic Type-R was good, can't fault them really... but about time they supplied mats.

Matthew Briggs
47 Sparkfields
Mapplewell
Barnsley
S75 6BH


Editor Note: Matt - Well, how happy this makes me. I hate the way some other companies advertise prices they cannot supply, it is very annoying for everyone. Great comments. The mats - well, you are leasing a car, not mats... I ask suppliers to strip out all unneccessary costs, so these might be victims of that policy. Some mats can cost £75!!! I can supply nice ones for £20, £5 less than Halfords charge. Comment; yes, you can comment anytime you want :) Feel free, hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 932 / 1528
Alan says...
CarThe most efficient business I have ever dealt with. Everything done so professionally. Kept totally informed step by step. I wouldn't hesitate in recommending LINGsCARS to anyone. The delivery driver of my new Ford Mondeo gave me a good demonstration of the car.

Alan Johnston
4 St Davids Rise
Walton
Chesterfield
S40 3HD


Editor Note: Crikey, Alan, what a recommendation! Now I have a bloody high standard of efficiency to keep up for new customers. I do know the way to do this to get maximum efficiency, and you were beautiful customer because you followed my prompts... it becomes more difficult when customers insist to want to do things in a different order. Because cars are such a big item, I prefer to make sure everything is safe and correct, rather than jumping ahead. Thanks for being so lovely, hope you have a great time in your new Mondeo. these are VERY good new cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 918 / 1528
Danny says...
CarThe process of acquiring my new Nissan Qashqai was both smooth and very professional. Right from the start the communication was first class, all the information I needed was only an email or phone call away. The car was delivered on time and in perfect condition. The dealer service was excellent, too. I would recommend this website to anyone.

Danny Whiteley
24 Northwood Place
Sheffield
S6 1RA


Editor Note: Yo, Danny! Great, you grabbed a cheap new Qashqai and had a great time getting it - I'm so pleased. See you in 2-years! Enjoy the car, everyone loves these Qashqais. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 883 / 1528
Linda says...
CarA very easy and friendly transaction. Ling was very helpful even when there was a delay from the dealer. I would definitely use Ling again. Thanks... (how do you say "thanks" in Chinese?)

Linda Richards
The Old Hall Cottage
Black Lane
Barnsley
S74 0DX


Editor Note: Linda, you say "xie xie" but it is pronounced "shay shay". That is thank you to most Chinese in the official Chinese language mandarin - (China, Taiwan, Malaysia, Singapore). In Hong Kong and the south of China (and probably your local Chinese takeaway), they speak Cantonese... so you would say it like this "mmm-goy". You should try it!! :) Anyway, all that rubbish aside, I'm glad you are happy with your Grande Punto oooop in Barnsley! Hahaha. I know you say thank you in Yorkshire by just making a grunting noise - my husband is from Wakefield. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 857 / 1528
David says...
CarLong Live Ling!!!

Best deals on wheels and so much more FUN than your regular dodgy dealer. The paperwork got a little lost, but we will forgive Ling anything. Excellent delivery of my Kia Picanto, and a friendly drop-off.

David Hardy
Ancient Wisdom Marketing Ltd
Lancelot Works
Prospect Road
Sheffield
S2 3EN


Editor Note: David, you were a victim of the postal strike! Despite the fact that I sent all your stuff to the finance company special delivery, it still remains undelivered to this day. Bloody post office! Grrrr. Still, it didn't stop you getting your car on time :) Enjoy, you are a repeating customer. You are Europe's Biggest Online Giftware Wholesaler. Ancient Wisdom has over 10000 exotic, interesting & unique product lines spread over approaching 1000 web pages all available to order on-line for delivery next day in the UK (well you do your best). I am so pleased you used MY website to get your cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 692 / 1528
Paul says...
CarLing, the Mini Cooper "S" is great... according to my wife - I haven't seen much of it!

The service you offer is great, if not a little wacky!

The car arrived as promised, when promised. It arrived in A1 condition, the driver was really helpful. You've been prompt with any information I've needed and I have to say I like your style. I probably wouldn't have gone for the leasing option if it wasn't for you and your company. Thanks again, and keep at it.

Paul French
9 Sycamore Road
Stocksbridge
Sheffield
S36 1FS


Editor Note: These new Minis have been really popular, it's a shame the factory struggles to keep up, BMW keep investing but the popularity means a bit of a wait for a new car. I'm so happy you like the service. Thanks for the kind letter, paul. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 666 / 1528
Darren says...
CarEverything about Ling is as she says on her tin!

Fantastic, speedy, honest, reliable, hardworking and will go well over beyond-the-limits to make sure you are a happy chappy. I will never go anywhere else, now. Citroen C4 Grand Picasso is fantastic, thanks.

Darren Bristow
1 Rotherview Gardens
Swallownest
Sheffield
S26 4SB


Editor Note: Hehehe, as I say, Darren: on my tin it says "Made In China"! :) What can I say to you, you were a lovely customer. And you chose a car that every single customer that has had one thinks is VERY good. As you are from Yorkshire, you appreciate the low price, too :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 602 / 1528
Susan says...
CarThis is our fourth car from Ling - she found us the exact specification of VW Golf that we wanted, a 2.0 GT Tdi 140 bhp 3 door. Delivery time and price; - spot on! Once again, excellent service and a very easy website - no hidden extra costs. Excellent delivery service by a nice man.

I thoroughly recommend Ling.

Susan Hill
Stephen Hill & Co
29-33 Langsett Road South
Oughtibridge
Sheffield
S35 0GY


Editor Note: Susan, well, yes... you ARE a long time customer. Your previous cars have included a SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, a Mini Cooper and a BMW. Thanks for being so loyal, I do try my best to give everyone good service... but when you come back again and again, I know I am doing something right. Hope you didn't get flooded out in the recent rain! Speak in a year or so :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 540 / 1528
Rebecca says...
MAZDA MX-5"Hi Ling,

I just wanted to say my MX5 arrived last Tuesday as promised (I'm sure you would have known sooner if it hadn't).

I've got to say I love my new MX-5, had my lid off a few times already and they say we are going to have a great summer - "bring it on!". I wanted to say thank you for an all round great service. Having never leased before I was a little wary but your response to my questions reassured me and the information on your website was a huge help. I cannot fault any part of the process...

    1. You couldn't be beaten on price.

    2. You responded to every email I sent within minutes - I even sent emails at 7am and 9pm and yet you still responded - what are you... superwoman? (no, just a bit of a saddo workaholic - Ling)

    3. The whole process took approx 3-weeks from initial enquiry to receiving the car.

    4. And to complete the service, a really friendly gentleman delivered my car just when you promised.

If anyone is thinking of leasing, I would recommend Ling 100%. Thanks again"

Rebecca Lymer
***** (address withheld)
Sheffield
S5 ***


Editor Note: Rebecca, for security I have no problem at all in withholding your full address. Thanks for the lovely letter! It all went so smoothly partly because you were so efficient with your own communication and paperwork! You got the cheapest MX5 in the country! Well done for acting so quickly and confidently - Ling



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Customer Letter: 509 / 1528
Rebecca says...
MAZDA MX-5"Hi Ling,

Just to thank you again for an all-round great service. When I originally saw your website, I thought you were a little mad... but I have got to say you are one of the most honest people I have ever dealt with. I cannot fault the delivery of my new Mazda MX-5 at all, the delivery guy was relly nice and explained everything. Keep up the good work, and wish you all the best."

Rebecca Lymer
2 Musgrave Place
Sheffield
S5 8WT


Editor Note: Yes, well, if only Mazda UK realised how happy my customers are with their cars and my service, Rebecca. They continue to attack me and force my suppliers to blacklist me by threatening them which I believe is very unfair bullying business behaviour. I simply do my best for everyone and it was fun getting your car, thanks for being so great to deal with. Enjoy the fine weather at the moment and get your top down! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 453 / 1528
David says...
MAZDA MX-5"Friendly, knowledgeable and an efficient service and delivery. I would highly recommend Ling and her company to anyone."

David Jones
5 Mexborough Road
Bolton Upon Dearne
Rotherham
S63 8LY


Editor Note: Brilliant letter, brilliant car (Mazda MX5) and brilliant customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 433 / 1528
Ian says...
 "Ling, I was a lease virgin (there goes my Google rating - Ling) and you were very gentle with me on my first go!! :)

The Audi A4 Cabriolet is great, looking forward to taking the roof off when the wind/rain/snow stops. My Audi was delivered in an excellent manner, in a time slot which was great because that was the only time I was around. I'm recommending you to everyone in our company car scheme who wants to opt out of the 4-door boredom. "

Ian Watson
2 Hewers Holt
Barlborough
Chesterfield
S43 4WJ


Editor Note: Oh, no, Ian. Now Google will think I am sex site due to your use of the V word. Still, in your new Princess Di car, you don't care about that. Mind your perm in the wind! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 432 / 1528
Gilbert says...
 "I was recommended to visit LINGsCARS.com by a friend who had been in the Motor Trade for years. Most leasing and contract hire sites were taking ages to respond and had no human contact. Ling got straight back with some cracking advice, opened my eyes further to the motor industry and she got my business because of the plain commitment to wanting it. The Audi dealer she chose was good, no fussing, just did the job as Ling promised they would. My advice: Lease a car from Ling, now - are you stupid? Wah!"

Gilbert Vasey
Director
Specsavers
14 Crystal Peaks
Sheffield
S20 7PG


Editor Note: Gil, so glad you are happy with your Audi A6... but I sit here typing this really trying so hard; and I find it is impossible. It is like my fingers cannot avoid hitting the keyboard. They are out of control. Can only type one thing as my hands keep getting pulled back to the same keys: "This is one occasion you should be glad you DIDN'T go to SpecSavers", hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 369 / 1528
Bill says...
 "Hi Ling, Thanks for the great service - 3 weeks from first enquiry to shiny new RX-8 sitting on the driveway! Don't think I'll ever buy a car again when leasing is so much cheaper and easier.

We're just off for a quick spin on the M62 so we can wave to your rocket truck."

Bill Buchanan
8 Chapel Mews
Staincross
Barnsley
S75 6PH


Editor Note: Bill, bear in mind you should salute, not wave. From Barnsley to Saddleworth and back will use probably £137.50 of fuel in an RX8, hehehe, so take your cheque book. My rocket truck (7-tonne 6x6 7.0 litre V8 petrol 150bhp - very nice noise) is marginally more economical than Mazda RX8 (1.5 tonne 4x2 1.3 litre hotpoint 1300, 231bhp, sounds like washing machine). Hehehe. Yours is faster, though, Bill. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 339 / 1528
Louise says...
 "We have now converted all our cars to cars on lease - this latest one is a SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon - and all through Ling! Her service is excellent and she really tries to find the car we are looking for. Ling's website always has the best prices and it's the most fun, and her dealers are excellent!! We look forward to finding our next car with Ling."

Louise Hill
Oughtibridge Kitchens
29-33 Langsett Rd South
Oughtibridge
Sheffield
S35 0GY


Editor Note: Louise, Louise, oh with your SAAB so new; Louise, Louise, another car for you; Louise, Louise, I'm so in love with you-hooo-hooo. (Apologies to Debbie Harry - not big in China, anyway. And the love thing is not like lesbian shit. I'm Chinese. That's illegal for Chinese, my mum says. But no offence to Lesbians, especially if you want car!) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 328 / 1528
Howard says...
BMW X3"Dear Ling

My BMW X3 arrived exactly as planned. A big THANK YOU for organising everything so quickly, and being cheerful with it! The BMW dealer was friendly, efficient and heplful. Full marks. I was particularly impressed with the way that you kept me informed every step of the way. "

Howard Jones
224 Bradway Road
Sheffield
S17 4PE


Editor Note: Howard, in return, I was particurlarly impressed with the way you dealt with my question; "Are you the crap singer from the 1980's?". Enjoy BMW X3, but don't take off road... they just have 4x4 to look good! You can buy spray-on mud these days :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 310 / 1528
Darren says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERY"Fantastic to deal with, Ling keeps you informed. First-Class service. I'll be back for my next car soon."

Darren Asquith
HRS Housing Repair Service
Treecrest Rise
Barnsley
S75 1EB


Editor Note: Darren, now you have brand new Land Rover Disco 3 - this is an entirely suitable vehicle for crossing vast, barren wastelands of South Yorkshire slag heaps and disused coal mines. Be careful of driving down mine shaft hole! Please also to give Mr Scargill a toot on horn when you drive past his house in Barnsley. He is hero of glorious British Communist system failure - Ling



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Customer Letter: 303 / 1528
James says...
 "After 15 years of company cars, I was dreading getting my own when the company I am with stopped its car scheme. However, Ling made getting my own car so painless - I can't believe anyone can be so efficient! Thank goodness the service ethic still exists in the UK! Also, a big thanks to Alan at the dealer, spot on service and delivery. See you in two years, Ling!"

James Wright
57 Ramsden Road
Rotherham
S60 2QN


Editor Note: Lovely letter, thanks James! My Citroen dealer is (usually) the best in the country. Thanks also for comments about my efficiency, most "large" leasing companies still don't gettit. Is it rocket-science to figure out why my cars are cheaper? The same reason that Ryanair are cheaper. Hmmm. Maybe they are job creation schemes, some of these other companies? But then who wants to simply subsidise other companies employees??? Have a good couple of years in your new Picasso, James!- - Ling



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Customer Letter: 282 / 1528
Steven says...
CarThanks for all your help, Ling. Everything you said would happen, did, and on time! The excellent dealer was very helpful with the paperwork and delivery arrangements. I would have no hesitation recommending you to colleagues and clients.

Steven Braithwait
Braithwait and Company
Dinnington
Sheffield
S25 2XL


Editor Note: Oh, my husband is from Yorkshire which helps, as I can translate what you are saying to English, when you phone me, Steven. Enjoy BMW 320, that is same car as mine!!! Very nice, eh? - Ling



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Wah! If you tellibly lovely custlingmer someone who worries about how much sugar your as really velly special customer's child eats you tellibly lovely custlingmer may well buy fruit snack rather than, lah, say, lah, packet of sweets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:57



Wah! China is trying to track at least 193 human bliengs who may having come in contact with man with Mers - country's first confirmed case of virus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:50



Wah! James Anderson becomes first Province of Engrish running-dogs bowler to take 400 Test wickets in second Test against New Zealand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:45



Wah! A high-profile North Korean defector has warned country is capable of severely dangerous cyber attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:44



Wah! More than 30 countries signing Safe Schools Declaration in response to deliberate targeting of education in fighty bang-bang and terror attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:43



Wah! Former champion Ana Ivanovic advances to French Open fourth round with 6-0 6-3 victory over Croatia's Donna Vekic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:43



Wah! A man from Calgary reported to be committed creationist finds five fish fossils dating back 60 million years whilst digging basement. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:14



Wah! A bomb has exploded outside Shia mosque in Saudi Arabia, lah, killing at least four people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:09



Wah! A girl who was seriously hurtee-hurtee in incident that left man dead was reportedly stabbed by flemale human person's father, lah, neighbours say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:09



Wah! The mother of two children killed by carbon monoxide poisoning on holiday in Corfu criticises holiday firm Thomas Cook's former chief executive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:00



Wah! BT ringing in change with Vivaro fleet order Vlauxhall has supplied multinational telecommunications capitalist entity British Telecoms with fleet of 2,500 Vivaros and 330 Co - news replorted 12:58



Wah! Porn and adwarehave briefly taken over several web domains formerly owned by FBI and used them to direct human bliengs to adware and malware sites. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:50



Wah! A former senior official described as China's most wantinged fugitive, lah, accused of embezzling more than $40m, lah, is set to be extradited from Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:46



Wah! Embargo to 1 June-mber month 2015 at 00:01: Today is 80th birthday of driving test, lah, so road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety and breakdown organisati - news replorted 12:46



Wah! A mother speaks of flemale human person's grief at seeing flemale human person's daughter's body exhumed year after flemale human person's death because of post-mortem examination errors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:35



Wah! New eBook – Floord in Miniature For first clock time result ever in one source, lah, author has assembled hundreds of high-resolution ...you wan' red car blue car any damn colour you want colour photographs from male gender human bleing's - news replorted 12:25



Wah! Campaigners hoping to overturn election of Orkney and Shetland Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Alistair Carmichael head to Court of Session in Edinburgh to lodge legal papers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:22



Wah! Serious Fraud Office says it is actively assessing "material in its possession" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) relating to Fifa corruption allegations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:20



Wah! A former children's panel chairman is jailed for 12 years for sexually abusing two boys and young man. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish Prime dodgy minister David Cameron and German Chancellor Angela Merkel hold news conference following face-to-face talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Greek capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity deposits fall to their lowest level in more than 10 years as concerns persist over country's debt burden and possible euro exit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:02



Wah! Torque Agency Group is delighted to announce that it will be working alongside Lotus Cars during 2015, lah, providing range - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Encryption software that makes it hard to spy on what human bliengs and say online is "essential" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for free speech, lah, says UN report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! The Great Barrier Reef should not go on World Weritage danger list, lah, according to United Nations draft report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Tougher sanctions urgently needed to tackle sectarianism within Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs silly kick-kick game according to government-commissioned study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Andy’s Outlander PHEV at one of male gender human bleing's training walks Long-standing Tees Valley Mlitslublishli clustomler Andy Macnaughton-Jones is getting ready for challenge of male gender human bleing's life – - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Northampton hooker Dylan Hartley is dropped from Province of Engrish running-dogs's World Cup training squad after male gender human bleing's latest disciplinary breach. - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Northern Ireland's first dodgy minister Peter Robinson is discharged from hospital four days after suffering suspected heart attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! A Sun newspaper reporter is given 18-month suspended prison sentence after being found guilty of receiving story tip-offs from anti-terror officer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! Glastonbury organiser Emily Eavis says bloody woman received death threats after booking rapper Kanye West to headline festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:11



Wah! Northern Ireland's two racecourses warn they could face closure in arglingument with bookmakers over funding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Mad Mike Whiddet returns to velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood For first clock time result in velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed history, lah, 2015 event will feature special category dedicated to th - news replorted 10:56



Wah! (L:R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian!  Maggie Blake, lah, Stephen and Margaret Forster & Lauren Groves lucky retired couple from Peterborough having won Mlitslublishli Outlander worth more than RMB Yuan #30,000 courtesy of Caravan - news replorted 10:43



Wah! Ferrari 488 GTB Ferrari is proud to announce dynamic bloody annoying Blitish debut of its latest mid-rear-engined V8 supercar, lah, 488 GTB, lah, as well as th - news replorted 10:42



Wah! A woman whose brother was killed in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine accident has met man who was given male gender human bleing's face, lah, in pioneering transplant operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Three human bliengs killed in crash between LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and lorry on road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu near Brogborough in Bedfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:19



Wah! “We were bloody velly shocked and saddened to hear about death of Hugh Wallace. What the hell I mean??!! Hugh was hugely respected figure in fl - news replorted 10:19



Wah! Labour should treat wealth creators as "heroes", lah, leadership contender Andy Burnham says, lah, claiming party has neglected them in recent years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! A hungry badger who sneaked into house in Midhurst, lah, West Sussex, lah, to help itself to bakewell tart has been caught on camera. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:10



Wah! Five Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation experts having picked shortlist of five best Match of Day goals of last 50 years - and you tellibly lovely custlingmer can pick your as really velly special customer's favourite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Stories about vengeful pigeons, lah, poisoned cakes and living with stammer among winners at this year's 500 Words competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Autocar Courland Award 2015 Logo Autocar and Courland Automotive having opened up their unique Next Generation Award programme to all bloody annoying Blitish residents aged 17- - news replorted 09:53



Wah! A suspected Nazi fighty bang-bang criminal, lah, Vladimir Katriuk, lah, dies in Canada just weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after being charged by Russia with fighty bang-bang crimes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Liverpool having RMB Yuan #10m bid for Province of Engrish running-dogs right-back Nathaniel Clyne, lah, 24, lah, rejected by Southampton. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Launched at start of 2015 and implemented to provide easier access to quality LPG vehicling driving car machine conversions, lah, first pha - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Jonny Brownlee believes bloody man will race brother Alistair on equal terms when they meet competitively for first clock time result this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:40



Wah! Are black children reaching their full potential at Great Satan schools - and if not, lah, why not? - news replorted 09:33



Wah! A British navy ship has rescued hundreds of migrants in central Mediterranean on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:32



Wah! Jann Mardenborough GT Academy 2011 winner Jann Mardenborough has been announced as fiftieth most marketable athlete in world joinin - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Musician and composer Giorgio Moroder is working on new disco-themed stage musical, lah, bloody man tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 09:26



Wah! The massive heat wave sweeping India is starting to ease, lah, with forecasts of rain in some affected states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:24



Wah! Nearly RMB Yuan #9m is raised towards restoration of mansion that was inherited by revered quizmaster Bamber Gascoigne after two auctions of its contents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy is arrested over murders of man and Saudi woman who were repeatedly stabbed in separate attacks in Colchester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Dramatic footage has emerged of volcano erupting on Japanese island of Kuchinoerabu. - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Sarah Palfreyman, lah, Network Operations Manager Sarah Palfreyman has been promoted to role of Network Operations Manager at Mercedes-Benz Vans, lah, replacing Angela Joy - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Jaguar Heritage at 2015 Mille Miglia Following hugely successful Mille Miglia in 2015, lah, Jagluar Heritage has released film of this year’s rally, lah, giving vie - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Pure Gym, lah, UK's largest gym operator, lah, buys rival workout chain LA Fitness. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:56



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs FA chief Stewart Regan says European nations could boycott World Cups if Sepp Blatter stays as Fifa boss. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:37



Wah! Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch has gone up for sale for $100m, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:30



Wah! The official opening of new silly kick-kick game stadium tonight is timely with scandal engulfing FIFa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! The winner of Nigeria's presidential election, lah, Muhammadu Buhari, lah, is to be sworn in as leader of Africa's most populous country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:24



Wah! ŠKODA Rapid Spaceback ŠKODA Rapid Spaceback has been wowing buyers with its style, lah, practicality and refinement since its launch in 2013, lah, - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Body dysmorphic disorder sufferer Minnie Wright tells BBC's John Maguire about impact condition has on flemale human person's life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! What should we expect from Olympic champion as bloody woman makes flemale human person's multi-event comeback in small Austrian town? - news replorted 07:39



Wah! EU naval vessels rescue more than 700 migrants off Sicily, lah, as Africans continue to attempt perilous crossing from Libya. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! A mentally ill woman who had both legs amputated was wrongly forced to fund flemale human person's own care for more than 14 months, lah, health and local government ombudsmen rule. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Former Great Satan House of Representatives speaker Dennis Hastert faces charges of lying to FBI over secret payments to cover up "prior misconduct". - news replorted 07:20



Wah! Teachers in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land working additional 11 hours week on top of their contracted hours, lah, according to survey by union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:18



Wah! A blanket ban on so-called legal highs is proposed in new bill that is being published today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:16



Wah! China's top court says it has executed primary school teacher found guilty of raping or sexually abusing 26 girls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:34



Wah! To celebrate one of most famous cup traditions, lah, Top of Pops 2 has gathered together selection of best FA Cup songs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! A County Tyrone property firm is planning two developments in Belfast that will provide accommodation for almost 1,300 students. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! A Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers council withdraws its proposals for number of dog exclusion zones after residents express concerns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! A review is carried out into death rates at Denbighshire mental health unit where it is claimed patients were treated like "animals". - news replorted 06:21



Wah! Drugs charities in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep criticise plan to place blanket ban on "legal highs" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) claiming it will controlling in driving manner drugs underground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:19



Wah! Anderson Group, lah, one of recruitment industry's most high profile companies, lah, is promoting 'aggressive' tax avoidance scheme which tax experts calling 'abusive'. - news replorted 06:05



Wah! Transport officials in Washington DC block plans by free speech group to display cartoon of Prophet Muhammad on subway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:03



Wah! History will be made in Nigeria on Friday when for first clock time result power will be handed over between rival political parties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:29



Wah! Is Heysel disaster bloody Engrish football’s forgotten tragedy? - news replorted 04:24



Wah! The 209 members of Fifa set to vote for their new president amid huge corruption scandal, lah, with Sepp Blatter seeking fifth term. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Campaigners calling on government to more to commemorate sinking of troopship Lancastria, lah, one of worst maritime disasters of World fighty bang-bang Two. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:55



Wah! Authorities in Australian state of Victoria say young women being lured by romantic notions to Middle East to join Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:54



Wah! Could Nepal learn lessons from India, lah, where 7.7 magnitude quake flattened towns and villages in 2001? - news replorted 03:19



Wah! A new "blanket ban" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on so-called legal highs will carry prison sentences of up to seven years, lah, government says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:03



Wah! Levels of unconscious racist and sexist bias having been reduced by manipulating way brain learns during sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 02:48



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish exit from European Union would be "disastrous" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Britain and Germany warns German Chambers of Commerce and Industry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:35



Wah! The Great Satan is expected to having tough words with China at regional security meeting, lah, over Beijing's building activities in South China Sea, lah, says Jonathan Marcus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! Photographer Timothy Allen climbs high into Peruvian Andes for Qoyllur Rit'i - Snow Star Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:53



Wah! How to remove 24,000-tonne oil platform from North Sea - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Gang violence on rise again in El Salvador - news replorted 01:46



Wah! Engineers produce "shape memory alloy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that can pop back into shape more than 10 million times, lah, shattering previous records for this type of material. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Brazil begins investigations into possible Fifa corruption there, lah, as Argentine judge issues warrants for three businessmen wantinged by Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Holyrood's presiding officer Tricia Marwick announces bloody woman will step down as MSP at next year's Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! The widow of first Scot to contract Legionnaire's disease from compost makes emotional plea for stronger warning labels on bags. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:16



Wah! What's brought down crime (shoud shoot them) by seaside? - news replorted 01:07



Wah! The ban on smoking in public places - which came into force in 2007 in Province of Engrish running-dogs - has cut child hospital admissions by some 11,000 year, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! David Cameron will try to persuade German Chancellor Angela Merkel to back him over EU reforms as two leaders hold face-to-face talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! The fall-out from corruption crisis engulfing Fifa carries on, lah, with calls for World Cup boycott and president Sepp Blatter vowing to stay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:50



Wah! Can art help keep former prisoners out of jail? - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Self taught designer Collen Monnakgotla speaks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about male gender human bleing's fashion show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:18



Wah! The proportion of state school pupils admitted to Cambridge University rose slightly last year to 62.2%, lah, according to figures published by university. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Many supposedly "healthy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) fruit snacks aimed at children contain more sugar than bag of sweets, lah, says campaign group Action on Sugar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Pyongyang's hackers capable of attacks that could destroy critical infrastructure and even kill people, lah, high-profile defector warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The new president of Fifa will be decided in vote on Friday as Prince Ali bin al-Hussein challenges current chief Sepp Blatter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Dave Lee meets activists sending anti-North Korean material into country by balloon - news replorted 00:00



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