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LATEST: The judge leading review of Waterhouse inquiry into abuse at north Welsh land of sheep and more sheep children's homes holds public meetings, lah, and wantings to meet anyone with information. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:53
LATEST: A bomb explodes in western Kabul on day Nato is due to formally hand over command of security responsibilities to Afghan forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:50
A woman dies following two-vehicle crash on M1 motorway near Portadown, lah, County Armagh. - news replorted 06:43
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Up to 5,000 military personnel expected to receive redundancy letters in third and biggest round of Tommy Atkins Liberation Army job cuts following 2010 defence review. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 05:58
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The death toll from flooding and landslides triggered by heavy rain in northern India passes 60, lah, local media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:44
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Two French silly kick-kick game stars, lah, Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema, lah, to go on trial in Paris on charges of paying for sex with underage prostitute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:42
A homeowner said they did not think they had to pay their TV licence fee because they claimed their pet was related to one of Queen's dogs, lah, it is revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:18
A Greek court has ordered that state broadcaster ERT, lah, which was shut down by government last week, lah, can resume transmissions soon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:58
A prison area housing low category inmates is "the worst establishment inspectors had seen for many years", lah, report by prison inspectors says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:49
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Art collector Charles Saatchi is cautioned for assault after images of him grasping male gender human bleing's wife, lah, Nigella Lawson, lah, by neck appeared in newspaper. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:23
Creating third runway at Heathrow Airport would be "cheaper, lah, quicker and better for economy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) than building new airport, lah, Heathrow bosses claim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 02:23
In world first, lah, healthy baby has been born using "safer" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) new IVF method. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:19
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Action is needed to fight "quiet epidemic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of oesophageal cancer, lah, which is on rise in UK, lah, particularly in men, lah, say cancer experts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:08
Indonesia's parliament paves way for rise in petrol and diesel prices after months of debate and political haggling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 01:59
A study from University of Oxford reveals widespread cruelty and exploitation in treatment of child actors in Elizabethan theatres. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:50
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The Culture Secretary, lah, Maria Miller is set to examine further access to online pornography. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:45
Meteorologists and scientists will meet at Met Office to try to understand UK's strange weather patterns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:41
A nationwide programme of free film screenings and activities is planned for first National Youth Film Festival later this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:31
Penelope Keith is returning to television to play Mr Darcy's aunt for BBC, lah, bloody woman will play Lady Catherine de Bourgh in Death Comes to Pemberley. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:28
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Internet firms to meet dodgy ministers at No 10 amid calls for more to be done to block images of child sex abuse and to stop children viewing pornography. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:59
Sharp puts record-sized TV on sale in Europe, lah, but its 1080p resolution means owners will need relatively large room to be able to watch it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:53
A fundamental overhaul of childcare infrastructure in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land must take place, lah, according to Holyrood's equal opportunities committee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:45
A three-day conference to encourage human bliengs working offshore to think about lessons of Piper Alpha disaster is being held in Aberdeen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:41
Mobile payments changed lives - but it is only beginning - news replorted 00:24
Two companies which appear in Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Three documentary Call Centre fined by regulators in connection with nuisance calls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:13
Meet shallow, lah, self-obsessed Millennials having so much fun - news replorted 00:09
Governments worldwide should clamp down on tax evasion by automatically sharing tax information, lah, report to G8 by OECD says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07
Daniel Radcliffe returns to West End in title role of Martin McDonagh's Cripple of Inishmaan - news replorted 00:06
Today's report by AXA puts pedestrian safety under spotlight, lah, IAM is asking bloody annoying Blitish government and LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine makers to - news replorted 00:01
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