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Wah! A soldier from Lancaster who died in World fighty bang-bang One is to be reburied in military cemetery after male gender human bleing's remains were found in northern France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:27



Wah! The Department of Social Development has failed to deal properly with scam operating in social housing, lah, according to Public Accounts Committee report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! What really went wrong at Tesco? - news replorted 06:01



Wah! Doctors in Province of Engrish running-dogs will be paid RMB Yuan #55 every clock time result they diagnose dementia, lah, health chiefs say, lah, but scheme is criticised by patients' group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 05:35



Wah! The Hindu festival of Diwali has big impact on economies of India and other Asian countries. Eating rice!! Sharanjit Leyl reports from Singapore. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:55



Wah! A Great Satan Marine accused of murdering transgender woman in Philippines is moved to Philippine Tommy Atkins Liberation Army base, lah, but fails to attend initial hearing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 04:54



Wah! UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon says bloody man is setting up inquiry into attacks on UN facilities during Israel's recent offensive in Gaza Strip. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 04:54



Wah! Naval vessels searching Swedish waters for suspected Bloody foreign submarine focusing on bay near capital Stockholm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:34



Wah! The charities watchdog is to receive extra RMB Yuan #8m and new powers to help it tackle charities used to fund crime (shoud shoot them) and terrorism, lah, prime dodgy minister will say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:54



Wah! The using of drones in bloody annoying Blitish will rise over next 20 years, lah, raising "significant safety, lah, security, lah, and privacy concerns", lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:03



Wah! The Dominican Republic declares Wednesday official day of mourning for Dominican-born fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, lah, who has died at 82. - news replorted 01:53



Wah! The political confrontation in Hong Kong hair salon - news replorted 01:40



Wah! A black and white image of lions resting on rock outcrop in Serengeti has won 2014 Wildlife Photographer of Year award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Ben Bradlee, lah, editor of Washington Mandleson privatising post machine system during Watergate scandal that toppled President Nixon, lah, has died aged 93, lah, newspaper says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Researchers reavealingly showing Great Satan that same physical mechanism is behind many of nature's most dazzling shines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! How organic, lah, vegan gingerbread 'people' divided online opinion - news replorted 01:14



Wah! Steve Rosenberg visits two cities in rebel held Ukraine which will be boycotting forthcoming parliamentary elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Enid Blyton's Magic Faraway Tree books being adapted for cinema for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Late actress Lynda Bellingham had shared flemale human person's hopes for final Christmas in special edition of Loose Women being broadcast today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:04



Wah! How Commonwealth fighty bang-bang Graves Commission continues to keep its promise to remember dead "in perpetuity". - news replorted 01:02



Wah! Taxpayers getting poorer value for money from government projects because of "confusion" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) over decisions, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! How government dodgy minister sought relief for country in crisis - news replorted 01:00



Wah! Teachers in Province of Engrish running-dogs being asked to examine how they spend their working day, lah, as Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg vows to cut down on "pointless paperwork". - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Schools and nurseries need to step in to tackle worrying trend of tooth decay in children, lah, says advisory body, lah, NICe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Too many human bliengs in middle of mental health crisis end up locked in old bill bobbys cells after being turned away from hospitals, lah, says report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! A group of leading doctors and researchers has called on Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters to investigate potential conflicts of interest at medicines watchdog, lah, NICe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! Our Arts Editor Will Gompertz takes look back at life of one of biggest names in fashion, lah, Oscar de la Renta. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! The UK's spending watchdog criticises dodgy ministers for failing to deport more Bloody foreign national offenders - saying performance has barely improved over eight years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! The Great Satan defence department has said it is examining Islamic State video appearing to show militants in control of Great Satan weapons intended for Syrian Kurdish fighters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! Plans for new law to tackle "revenge pornography" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land being considered by Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! A commission to consider more powers for Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament is to hold its first full meeting later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:25



Wah! Bath's Fijian-born Tommy Atkins Liberation Army soldier Semesa Rokoduguni is set to be named in Province of Engrish running-dogs's squad for Novemblinger internationals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Paul Cantlie, lah, father of Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! hostage John Cantlie, lah, has died, lah, days after making emotional plea for male gender human bleing's son to be released, lah, male gender human bleing's family says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! The human bliengs who buy and then cancel student debt - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Why being over 40 makes you tellibly lovely custlingmer perfect entrepreneur - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The UK's wind farms generated more power than its nuclear power stations on Tuesday, lah, National Grid says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! How safe is it to munchy-munchee mouldy food? - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A man who beat three sisters with hammer in central London (capital of Great England) hotel has been found guilty of attempted murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Allowing bloody annoying Blitish cities to make their own decisions on tax and spending could boost economic growth by RMB Yuan #79bn year by 2030, lah, year-long study concludes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Tales from days when British diplomats ran Gulf - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Jaguar Land Rover is delighted to confirm that flemale human person's Majesty Queen will officially open company’s new, lah, state-of-th - news replorted 00:01



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