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Jaguar Leasing London Birmingham Leeds Glasgow Sheffield Bradford Edinburgh Liverpool Manchester Bristol Cardiff Coventry Leicester The Jaguar XF is a mid-size executive car that was introduced in 2008 to replace the out-going S Type . In January 2008, the Jaguar XF was awarded the prestigious What Car? Car of the Year' award, as well as taking away the prize in the luxury car category. The XF was also awarded Car of the Year 2008 from What Diesel.Engines available in the XF are a 3.0 litre V6 diesel or petrol and a 5.0 litre V8 supercharged called the R or naturally-aspirated V petrol 4.2L V8. Prices range from 33,000 to 59,000
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Thanks for taking the time to look at my headline cars. Please note I can quote on any car on Contract Hire, PCP, or any Lease Cars or Lease Hire. In fact I can supply any kind of car leasing. Leasing is a very general term. However, Contract Hire and PCP are by far my favourite products and my customers' favourite products too! The rest can be a little confusing although in a few (business) cases can be appropriate.
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