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Wah! The chairman of BMA in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land calls for "real change" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to ensure NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is sustainable for future generations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



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