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Customer Letter: 1434 / 1528
Kenneth says...
MAZDA 6Hi Ling. New car arrived bang on the nail as promised. It has been a pleasure to deal with you, I appreciate the frequent responsive communication. Excellent delivery of my Mazda 6, arrived at the time and date specified.

Kenneth Campbell
18 Saddleback Road
Shaw
Swindon
SN5 5RL


Editor Note: Great stuff. As you are MD of a training company, I really appreciate the comments. Was fantastic chatting to you. Hope the Mazda does the job well for you! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1407 / 1528
Ian says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing, we have had our C3 Picasso for a while now and really like it! The whole process was made very easy by yourself and also fun! I would recommend you to anyone looking for a new car. I wish some of my customers were as easy to deal with! Delivery was excellent, very prompt efficient and friendly.

Ian Morris
White Horse Scientific
The Coach House
Globe House, Chruch Lane
Wilcot, Pewsey
SN9 5NS


Editor Note: Hahaha, customers can be funny onions, eh, Ian... but you were great. You supply laboratory equipment, so I am glad to meet your exacting standards. Enjoy the C3 Picasso, these are really great cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1246 / 1528
Andrew says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERGo Ling! Placed order for a C Crosser on 26th of Feb, having been let down by Flexxilease (took my car early and had no good deals!). Had been a loyal Flexxilease customer since 2005 but no longer! The lease car siren Ling has seduced me away with her great deals, excellent online ordering and message system and lovely Chinese sweets and smile.

Being a nerd I particularly like the LINGO online system where you can scan and upload all the ID, docs etc. needed to get the lease in place. Only the final lease doc comes via snail mail for your signature. The built in message system is also a dream with a record of all your chats and REALLY quick replies from Ling.

Anyway after being left with only my Austin Allegro to get two kids around in I was pleased with the speed and smoothness of dealing with Ling, The car arrived when arranged on the 19th and I've been stretching out in it ever since. Only bump in the road was down to the Royal mail and their inability to delivery stuff [tax disc] and then remember where they put it, seems to be a problem in my village! Ling was super quick in giving me the ref. to track the package and retrieve from the Royal Mail. Orcs!


(ORCS - Ling)

I cannot stress enough how good the whole system Ling has in place that takes you from quote to delivery. Have recommended Ling to friends and family aplenty. Thanks from the Smith family!

BTW I am a Mac using designer type and I LOVE your website design!

Andrew Smith
Sugarway Ltd
Court House
Crooked Corner
Aldbourne
Marlborough
SN8 2EJ


Editor Note: Right, well, where do I start with this nutter customer, hahahahaha?!! :) Andrew, you wanted me to call you "Master" all the time, which is just weird! Then you make the Orc noise. And you have a Mac and an Allegro. You are a complete nutter! I agree Flexxilease are not, errr... how to say, ... the most responsive company. I have no idea what "siren" means, except that I sound like a Fire Engine. I do understand that point of view.

I send the final lease doc by snail mail because the security of using a hand delivery and verifying your address; if I email the docs, you could be some Russian scammer. Enjoy the bloody C Crosser! :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1238 / 1528
Huw says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRALing brings a refreshing alternative fun approach to buying a car. Her off the wall approach is accompanied by value for money and an excellent service. My daughters loved the sweets! Good delivery, my Vauxhall Zafira arrived early. The delivery driver was polite and helpful.

Huw Jones
Address Withheld due to Iranian Navy hostage-taking
Melksham
SN12 ***


Editor Note: Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! You should not feed the poison Chinese sweets to children, Huw. While kids are at a sensitive growth stage, the chemicals can have weird effects. Still, you can lock them in the Zafira and let them take out their hypo-activity on the car. Thanks for sweet (hehehe) letter! Enjoy the Zafira! As you are Royal Navy Commander (like James Bond), I withhold your address so the Iranians cannot take you hostage. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1197 / 1528
Stephen says...
 Ling, thanks for the whole experience. From take off to landing the whole process was quick and simple. What a great idea the Lingo area is. You can see the current status and history in a second. We'll be back! Delivery of my new SAAB was good.

Stephen Fox
27 Kelly Gardens
Swindon
SN25 4YH


Editor Note: Stephen, thanks for great comments. I put a lot of effort into my LINGO area. Shame only customers get to see it. Bet you look cool in your new SAAB Sportwago, see you in a couple of years. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1095 / 1528
Ralph says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERLing, I continue to sing your praises to anybody who will listen. Great Customer Service. In fact I simply repeat my praise from my last order:

Great car; great service, great Ling. ...All the very best

Ralph Melhuish
Address withheld
Shrivenham, Swindon
SN6 ***


Editor Note: Ralph, you are superstar, you are also Group Captain in the RAF so I withhold your address for security from the Taliban. It is always a pleasure to deal with you, and see your driving licence with the giant moustache and Biggles scarf. Please pass details to rest of RAF. I must say I have supplier about 6 RAF officers, this year! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 844 / 1528
Kate says...
CarI'm loving my new car, the BMW 116. The process to get it was really straightforward and nice to have a refreshingly fun approach to doing business. Prices were amazing, which was the clincher. Good delivery.

Kate Mills
HHR Consulting
The Coach House
Old Hardenhuish Lane
Chippenham
SN14 6HH


Editor Note: Kate, thanks so much for your letter. Your company, HHR Consulting has many of the same values as I do. You offer value for money. You don’t ever charge percentage fees, you don’t have high overheads that you expect people to cover, you absorb most expenses into your rates and you never charge more than the amount agreed. Amazing, huh? Enjoy that BMW! Gotta have fun!!!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 775 / 1528
Justin says...
CarGood service, thank you. See you in 18 months for my next car. Excellent delivery of my Alfa 159, very professional.

Justin Ewart
Address Withheld
Corsham
SN13 ***


Editor Note: Justin, so glad to get your note. Thanks. Enjoy the Alfa 159, these are lovely cars, fast and stylish. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 715 / 1528
Samuel says...
CarLing, I couldn't be happier with the service you provided for me. Thank you. I would not hesitate to recommend you (LINGsCARS) to anyone interested in leasing a car.

Samuel Maddock
42 Freestone Way
Corsham
SN13 9EE


Editor Note: Sam, well, you had a 150bhp 1.9 Astra for a bargain price, no wonder you are pleased. These Astras are so good, a million miles away from Astras of a few years ago. They are VERY popular. You are an osteopath, so maybe you can send me some magic potion to cure my bad back, from too many hours on my computer :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 437 / 1528
Martin says...
SEAT TOLEDO"I emailed at least 20 leasing companies. LINGsCARS was the first one to reply of the three that bothered. A very efficient service, always keeping me up to date and replying to any queries and questions within 24 hours. Competitive prices and a sense of humour. Seat Toledo delivered within 3-weeks. Would recommend to anyone. Only fly in the ointment was that my car's warranty and breakdown info was missing on delivery."

Martin Pickett
15 Falkner Close
Marlborough
Marlborough
SN8 1UG


Editor Note: 24 Hours! Wow, 24 minutes more like :) ...yes Martin, this bloody dealer has now delivered two cars without the service books. These have followed in the post. But it is not good enough and I have terminated them. There are plenty more dealers in the UK begging for my business. Glad you like the 140bhp fast car, and fast service :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 436 / 1528
Stephen says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"The car is great, delivery was good; friendly and prompt - early in fact. I got all that I requested in my Zafira ie. make, model, colour, engine size etc BUT why such a high initial payment? Other than that, fab service, thanks."

Stephen Piper
3 Acre Lane
Carshalton
SN5 3AA


Editor Note: Hmmm, Stephen, I must say I am not sure what you mean by "such a high initial payment". Your Vauxhall Zafira was on my standard payment terms, that's 3 x monthly rentals as an initial payment up front. It's simply the way this works. The finance companies want a small comfort up front and that's what I charge. It is industry-standard. But I'm glad you were happy, that's great! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 414 / 1528
Ralph says...
 "Great website, great service, great car, great Ling! Delivery courteous and on time."

Ralph Melhuish
4 Stallpits Road
Shrivenham
Swindon
SN6 8BG


Editor Note: Ralph, you had a Toyota Corolla Verso and that is a favourite car with my customers! Everyone loves them. Thanks for the biz and I note that as I type this, you are talking to me about a second car - Ling



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Wah! A service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has been held at St Paul's Cathedral to mark 10th anniversary of 7 July damn hot-hot month terrorist attacks that killed 52 human bliengs in capital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:14



Wah! A student and male gender human bleing's dog having donned robes in Edinburgh at male gender human bleing's graduation after pet helped male gender human bleing's owner complete male gender human bleing's university degree. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:12



Wah! The trader accused of manipulating Libor rate has told court that senior managers knew what bloody man was doing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 12:08



Wah! It has divided opinion for more than 60 years and issue of Sunday trading hours is now back on political agenda. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:08



Wah! A rise in oil and gas output boosted bloody annoying Blitish industrial production in May, lah, but manufacturing output fell for second month in row. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:57



Wah! China is investing heavily in many Latin American countries, lah, but is it action of friend or foe, lah, asks Katy Watson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:56



Wah! Footman James London (capital of Great England) to Brighton Run competition winner announced Specialist insurlince broker Footman James has announced winner of recent competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! John Thomas, lah, from Llanelli i - news replorted 11:56



Wah! World powers and Iran will continue to work towards nuclear deal even though they likely to miss Tuesday's deadline, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:51



Wah! Critics of upcoming Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Prom that will celebrate dance sounds of Ibiza branded "snobs and scaremongers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by Radio 3 presenter Suzy Klein. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:25



Wah! A Stormont inquiry into sale of Nama's Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers property loan portfolio will ask questions public asking, lah, chair says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! Honda UK has announced that stunning new Rondla HR-V subcompact crossover will be priced from RMB Yuan #17,995 on-the-road for - news replorted 11:20



Wah! Presenter James Naughtie is to leave Radio 4's Today programme and take on new role as special correspondent from early next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! Jon Mitchell, lah, Autorola UK’s sales director average prices of used cars sold online via Autorola UK’s remarketing portal increased by RMB Yuan #201 from RMB Yuan #8,641 in quarte - news replorted 11:15



Wah! The Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is warning Chancellor that failing to freeze or cut fuel duty in tomorrow’s - news replorted 11:11



Wah! Zambian writer Namwali Serpell promises to split winnings for this year's Caine Prize for African Writing, lah, regarded as Africa's leading literary award, lah, with all runners up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:08



Wah! An elderly woman is sexually assaulted in Conwy county, lah, and old bill bobbys hunting man in male gender human bleing's 70s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Authorities in Great Satan having reported one person dead and several others hurtee-hurtee after part of ice cave collapse in Washington. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! At least 20 human bliengs having been killed in bomb attack in north-western Nigeria's Zaria city, lah, senior government official says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:02



Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron and London (capital of Great England) Mayor Boris Johnson lay wreaths in Hyde Park in memory of victims killed in 7/7 London (capital of Great England) bombings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:59



Wah! HSBC sacks employees who made "abhorrent" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) video in which they pretended to be Islamic State militants carrying out beheading. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! The sweltering summer weather has seen massive rise in drivers realising their air conditioning is not up to job. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Oliver Webb on male gender human bleing's way to sub-50 time BAC introduced 2016 Model Year Mono to world at this year’s velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed, lah, with unofficial road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu - news replorted 10:33



Wah! The BBC's forthcoming mini-computer gains features absent in earlier prototype, lah, but is also to be more bulky when used as standalone device. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Rory Cellan-Jones goes hands-on with final Micro Bit - news replorted 10:20



Wah! A migrant dies on freight shuttle trying to reach Britain, lah, resulting in delays for cross-channel passengers and freight services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron 'We think of grace and dignity of victim's families' - news replorted 10:16



Wah! Four charities investigated by inflomination Commissioner over claim (always claiming, huh?) fundraisers contacted vulnerable human bliengs on government's "opt-out" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) database. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! UEFA Champions League Final Embraces Carbon Free Future first year of Nissan's four-year partnership with UEFA Champions League ended by leaving lasting legacy of Nis - news replorted 10:00



Wah! A record 25.4 million TV viewers in Great Satan watched Women's World Cup final, lah, country's biggest ever audience for silly kick-kick game game. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:50



Wah! New ŠKODA Superb results in from European jury – all-new Superb is officially forecast to having strongest residual val - news replorted 09:29



Wah! A zoo where keeper was mauled to death by tiger is charged with health and safety breaches. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:13



Wah! The World Health Organization (WHO) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! lacks "capacity and culture" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to deal with global health emergencies, lah, says chair of new independent report on Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:04



Wah! In male gender human bleing's latest Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport column, lah, Andy Murray explains why bloody man doesn't watch male gender human bleing's brother play and how bloody man keeps tabs on scores. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah! Nick Kyrgios calls Australian Olympic swimming great Dawn Fraser "blatant racist" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after written-down messages on dead tree on male gender human bleing's Wimbledon exit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! From left, lah, Neil Blackmore, lah, Mark Collier and James Ryan Chippenham Town FC has unveiled its newest signing – Mlitslublishli Outlander PHEV. plug-in hybrid vehicling driving car machine, lah, provided b - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Kate Russell looks at some of games, lah, apps and films available for VR headsets - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Double major winner Jordan Spieth says Rory McIlroy's absence from next week's Open will "dampen" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) occasion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:40



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation director general Tony Hall defends corporation's decision to take on cost of free TV licences for human bliengs over age of 75. - news replorted 08:36



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at some of best saves made during 2015 Women's World Cup in Canada. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:17



Wah! A United Nations tribunal is set to hear legal challenge by Philippines against China over territorial claim (always claiming, huh?) in South China. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:13



Wah! Marks and Spencer's recent revival suffers setback after it reports fall in sales of general merchandising, lah, which includes clothing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:09



Wah! An Indian woman dies after alleging that bloody woman was set on fire by two policemen inside old bill bobbys station when bloody woman refused to pay bribe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:08



Wah! As events mark 10th anniversary of 7 July damn hot-hot month London (capital of Great England) bombings, lah, defence and security expert warns we live in "critical terrorist environment". - news replorted 07:58



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs must using home conditions to win back Ashes from Australia, lah, says damn crazy Engrish baseball game correspondent Jonathan Agnew. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! At least 11 human bliengs dead and several others wounded after gun attack near Kenyan border with Somalia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Shops in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep could be open for longer on Sundays, lah, under new plans due to to be unveiled by Chancellor George Osborne in Wednesday's Budget. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:52



Wah! Five-weight world champion Floyd Mayweather is stripped of WBO welterweight belt bloody man won from Manny Pacquiao. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Families cannot continue to shoulder hidden costs of caring for relative with dementia, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:30



Wah! A Cardiff man whose sister was killed in 7 July damn hot-hot month London (capital of Great England) bombings says bloody man cannot forgive "incredible evil" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that took flemale human person's life 10 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! Former Prime dodgy minister Tony "trust me" Blair tells BBC's Norman Smith how bloody man first heard about 7 July damn hot-hot month London (capital of Great England) attacks - which killed 52 human bliengs and bombers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:04



Wah! On 10th anniversary of 7/7 bombings, lah, Tony "trust me" Blair issues stark warning that threat from Islamist terrorism has now reached "the edges of Europe". - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Auditions for talent show will begin on Wednesday after two-day break following death of Simon Cowell's mother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! The world's oldest man, lah, Japanese supercentenarian Sakari Momoi, lah, dies in Tokyo care home at age of 112. - news replorted 05:45



Wah! Greek Prime dodgy minister Alexis Tsipras is to present new proposals at eurozone emergency summit on male gender human bleing's country's growing debt crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:21



Wah! An Australian man is still at large after responding to old bill bobbys 'wanted' notice on Facebook with request to change male gender human bleing's "horrible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) mugshot. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! New rules aimed at reducing Brazil's high number of caesarean births come into force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:33



Wah! Shops in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep could be allowed to open for longer on Sundays, lah, under plans to be unveiled by Chancellor George Osborne. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:23



Wah! Asian markets head higher, lah, recovering losses made day earlier on fears that Greece would exit eurozone, lah, after voting no to bailout conditions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:50



Wah! The BBC's James Landale on George Osborne's Budget balancing act - cutting welfare without hurting low-paid. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:49



Wah! Benefits crackdowns, lah, panics about "scroungers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and outrage over poverty having history stretching back to Elizabethan times. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! US comedian Bill Cosby admitted in 2005 to obtaining sedatives with intent of giving them to women bloody man wantinged to having sex with, lah, court rice-paper officialing doumentlation say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:18



Wah! A Scot is on list of Britain's most wantinged fugitives whose faces will be broadcast around Spanish expat areas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:14



Wah! Fresh talks due to be held between ScotRail and train drivers' union in bid to resolve arglingument which has hit Sunday services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:01



Wah! The UK's first wheelchair-using Membling Partiamentary expense cheater on life after politics - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Beauty blogger with acne shames online bullies - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Second quarter earnings for world's biggest smartphone maker, lah, Samsung Electronics, lah, will likely miss market expectations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:38



Wah! Photographer Charles Fox's portraits of those carrying out dangerous task of demining Cambodia's rivers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Does using exclamation marks stop human bliengs believing you? - news replorted 01:18



Wah! Government funding of early intervention programmes for children and young people's services has been cut by RMB Yuan #1.8bn over five years, lah, say children's charities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Egyptians lambast 'tasteless' new Nefertiti statue - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Do we only care about animals if they're cute and cuddly? - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Is bloody annoying Blitish better than France for migrants? - news replorted 01:05



Wah! The using of so-called legal highs has been factor in at least 19 prisoner deaths, lah, Prisons Ombudsman says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! A study of human bliengs born in same year has uncovered huge difference in speed at which their bodies age. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! Jerry Weintraub - Hollywood producer of Karate Kid and Ocean's Eleven films - dies in California aged 77, lah, Great Satan media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:49



Wah! The fallout from Greek eurozone referendum and plans to relax rules on Sunday trading prominent on front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Michael Henning was only metres away when bomb exploded on Circle line train in 7 July damn hot-hot month attacks in 2005. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! As July damn hot-hot month 2015 Budget - extra, lah, bonus Budget this year - is upon us, lah, here's romp-through guide to what key words mean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! Remembering road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu racing icon Joey Dunlop - news replorted 00:23



Wah! A St Paul's Cathedral service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service and wreath laying ceremony will take place later to mark 10th anniversary of attacks that killed 52 human bliengs on London's transport network. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The US-led coalition fighting Islamic State is "intensifying" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) its campaign against group's base in northern Syria, lah, President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The UK's most senior counter-terrorism old bill bobbys officer says up to 50 deadly terror attacks having been foiled since 7 July damn hot-hot month bombings decade ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! How apps updating how hospitals work - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Honda sets new GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS™ title Rondla has set new GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS title for ‘Lowest fuel consumption – all 24 contiguous EU countries (all cars - news replorted 00:01



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