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Customer Letter: 1434 / 1528
Kenneth says...
MAZDA 6Hi Ling. New car arrived bang on the nail as promised. It has been a pleasure to deal with you, I appreciate the frequent responsive communication. Excellent delivery of my Mazda 6, arrived at the time and date specified.

Kenneth Campbell
18 Saddleback Road
Shaw
Swindon
SN5 5RL


Editor Note: Great stuff. As you are MD of a training company, I really appreciate the comments. Was fantastic chatting to you. Hope the Mazda does the job well for you! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1407 / 1528
Ian says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing, we have had our C3 Picasso for a while now and really like it! The whole process was made very easy by yourself and also fun! I would recommend you to anyone looking for a new car. I wish some of my customers were as easy to deal with! Delivery was excellent, very prompt efficient and friendly.

Ian Morris
White Horse Scientific
The Coach House
Globe House, Chruch Lane
Wilcot, Pewsey
SN9 5NS


Editor Note: Hahaha, customers can be funny onions, eh, Ian... but you were great. You supply laboratory equipment, so I am glad to meet your exacting standards. Enjoy the C3 Picasso, these are really great cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1246 / 1528
Andrew says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERGo Ling! Placed order for a C Crosser on 26th of Feb, having been let down by Flexxilease (took my car early and had no good deals!). Had been a loyal Flexxilease customer since 2005 but no longer! The lease car siren Ling has seduced me away with her great deals, excellent online ordering and message system and lovely Chinese sweets and smile.

Being a nerd I particularly like the LINGO online system where you can scan and upload all the ID, docs etc. needed to get the lease in place. Only the final lease doc comes via snail mail for your signature. The built in message system is also a dream with a record of all your chats and REALLY quick replies from Ling.

Anyway after being left with only my Austin Allegro to get two kids around in I was pleased with the speed and smoothness of dealing with Ling, The car arrived when arranged on the 19th and I've been stretching out in it ever since. Only bump in the road was down to the Royal mail and their inability to delivery stuff [tax disc] and then remember where they put it, seems to be a problem in my village! Ling was super quick in giving me the ref. to track the package and retrieve from the Royal Mail. Orcs!


(ORCS - Ling)

I cannot stress enough how good the whole system Ling has in place that takes you from quote to delivery. Have recommended Ling to friends and family aplenty. Thanks from the Smith family!

BTW I am a Mac using designer type and I LOVE your website design!

Andrew Smith
Sugarway Ltd
Court House
Crooked Corner
Aldbourne
Marlborough
SN8 2EJ


Editor Note: Right, well, where do I start with this nutter customer, hahahahaha?!! :) Andrew, you wanted me to call you "Master" all the time, which is just weird! Then you make the Orc noise. And you have a Mac and an Allegro. You are a complete nutter! I agree Flexxilease are not, errr... how to say, ... the most responsive company. I have no idea what "siren" means, except that I sound like a Fire Engine. I do understand that point of view.

I send the final lease doc by snail mail because the security of using a hand delivery and verifying your address; if I email the docs, you could be some Russian scammer. Enjoy the bloody C Crosser! :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1238 / 1528
Huw says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRALing brings a refreshing alternative fun approach to buying a car. Her off the wall approach is accompanied by value for money and an excellent service. My daughters loved the sweets! Good delivery, my Vauxhall Zafira arrived early. The delivery driver was polite and helpful.

Huw Jones
Address Withheld due to Iranian Navy hostage-taking
Melksham
SN12 ***


Editor Note: Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! You should not feed the poison Chinese sweets to children, Huw. While kids are at a sensitive growth stage, the chemicals can have weird effects. Still, you can lock them in the Zafira and let them take out their hypo-activity on the car. Thanks for sweet (hehehe) letter! Enjoy the Zafira! As you are Royal Navy Commander (like James Bond), I withhold your address so the Iranians cannot take you hostage. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1197 / 1528
Stephen says...
 Ling, thanks for the whole experience. From take off to landing the whole process was quick and simple. What a great idea the Lingo area is. You can see the current status and history in a second. We'll be back! Delivery of my new SAAB was good.

Stephen Fox
27 Kelly Gardens
Swindon
SN25 4YH


Editor Note: Stephen, thanks for great comments. I put a lot of effort into my LINGO area. Shame only customers get to see it. Bet you look cool in your new SAAB Sportwago, see you in a couple of years. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1095 / 1528
Ralph says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERLing, I continue to sing your praises to anybody who will listen. Great Customer Service. In fact I simply repeat my praise from my last order:

Great car; great service, great Ling. ...All the very best

Ralph Melhuish
Address withheld
Shrivenham, Swindon
SN6 ***


Editor Note: Ralph, you are superstar, you are also Group Captain in the RAF so I withhold your address for security from the Taliban. It is always a pleasure to deal with you, and see your driving licence with the giant moustache and Biggles scarf. Please pass details to rest of RAF. I must say I have supplier about 6 RAF officers, this year! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 844 / 1528
Kate says...
CarI'm loving my new car, the BMW 116. The process to get it was really straightforward and nice to have a refreshingly fun approach to doing business. Prices were amazing, which was the clincher. Good delivery.

Kate Mills
HHR Consulting
The Coach House
Old Hardenhuish Lane
Chippenham
SN14 6HH


Editor Note: Kate, thanks so much for your letter. Your company, HHR Consulting has many of the same values as I do. You offer value for money. You don’t ever charge percentage fees, you don’t have high overheads that you expect people to cover, you absorb most expenses into your rates and you never charge more than the amount agreed. Amazing, huh? Enjoy that BMW! Gotta have fun!!!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 775 / 1528
Justin says...
CarGood service, thank you. See you in 18 months for my next car. Excellent delivery of my Alfa 159, very professional.

Justin Ewart
Address Withheld
Corsham
SN13 ***


Editor Note: Justin, so glad to get your note. Thanks. Enjoy the Alfa 159, these are lovely cars, fast and stylish. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 715 / 1528
Samuel says...
CarLing, I couldn't be happier with the service you provided for me. Thank you. I would not hesitate to recommend you (LINGsCARS) to anyone interested in leasing a car.

Samuel Maddock
42 Freestone Way
Corsham
SN13 9EE


Editor Note: Sam, well, you had a 150bhp 1.9 Astra for a bargain price, no wonder you are pleased. These Astras are so good, a million miles away from Astras of a few years ago. They are VERY popular. You are an osteopath, so maybe you can send me some magic potion to cure my bad back, from too many hours on my computer :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 437 / 1528
Martin says...
SEAT TOLEDO"I emailed at least 20 leasing companies. LINGsCARS was the first one to reply of the three that bothered. A very efficient service, always keeping me up to date and replying to any queries and questions within 24 hours. Competitive prices and a sense of humour. Seat Toledo delivered within 3-weeks. Would recommend to anyone. Only fly in the ointment was that my car's warranty and breakdown info was missing on delivery."

Martin Pickett
15 Falkner Close
Marlborough
Marlborough
SN8 1UG


Editor Note: 24 Hours! Wow, 24 minutes more like :) ...yes Martin, this bloody dealer has now delivered two cars without the service books. These have followed in the post. But it is not good enough and I have terminated them. There are plenty more dealers in the UK begging for my business. Glad you like the 140bhp fast car, and fast service :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 436 / 1528
Stephen says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"The car is great, delivery was good; friendly and prompt - early in fact. I got all that I requested in my Zafira ie. make, model, colour, engine size etc BUT why such a high initial payment? Other than that, fab service, thanks."

Stephen Piper
3 Acre Lane
Carshalton
SN5 3AA


Editor Note: Hmmm, Stephen, I must say I am not sure what you mean by "such a high initial payment". Your Vauxhall Zafira was on my standard payment terms, that's 3 x monthly rentals as an initial payment up front. It's simply the way this works. The finance companies want a small comfort up front and that's what I charge. It is industry-standard. But I'm glad you were happy, that's great! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 414 / 1528
Ralph says...
 "Great website, great service, great car, great Ling! Delivery courteous and on time."

Ralph Melhuish
4 Stallpits Road
Shrivenham
Swindon
SN6 8BG


Editor Note: Ralph, you had a Toyota Corolla Verso and that is a favourite car with my customers! Everyone loves them. Thanks for the biz and I note that as I type this, you are talking to me about a second car - Ling



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Wah! At least 3,700 children in Guinea, lah, Liberia and Sierra Leone having lost one or both parents to Ebola this year, lah, UN children's agency says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:34



Wah! Two nuns killed in collision involving old bill bobbys vehicling driving car machine in Newry, lah, County Down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! Indecent images of pupils found on computer of deputy head teacher of Essex school who was recently found dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:28



Wah! The man leading commission on more devolved powers for ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land writes to campaigners on both sides of independence debate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:20



Wah! 30 Rock comic Tracy Morgan was not wearing seatbelt in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine accident that left him badly hurtee-hurtee and another passenger dead, lah, according to papers filed in Great Satan court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Woman's six-month campaign to having pictures removed - news replorted 11:02



Wah! Staff at Edinburgh Airport using Google Glass headsets to help them deal with clustomler inquiries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State cinema box office revenue surges 32% in first nine months of year, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Allianz Global Assistance in bloody annoying Blitish has announced that it has signed new three year contract to continue providing ext - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Manchester United thinking about playing midweek friendly matches abroad in absence of Champions League football. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Rockar Hyundai Ryundali Motor announces innovative new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine retail experience – ‘Rockar Hyundai’. - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Lender Wonga is paying price - news replorted 10:33



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish economic growth has been revised up to 0.9% for second quarter of year by Office for National Statistics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:26



Wah! More than 100 construction workers in Ferrybridge, lah, West Yorkshire walk out in row over toilet facilities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:24



Wah! Annual profits at payday lender Wonga having fallen by more than half, lah, capitalist entity announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:16



Wah! Radio 1 Breakfast Show host Nick Grimshaw breaks Guinness World twerking record. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation is launching campaign to getting every child in land familiar with piece of classical music. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 09:56



Wah! X Men star James Marsden talks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast about male gender human bleing's new film Best of me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero and why bloody man has not seen ending - news replorted 09:53



Wah! The continent-hopping World Touring LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Championship is gearing up for trip to China. Ai-yaa!!! This is important moment for - news replorted 09:51



Wah! British GQ has again joined forces with connection and networking experts Editorial Intelligence to reavealingly showing Great Satan ‘The 100 - news replorted 09:46



Wah! The prime dodgy minister says bloody man cares "about thousand times more strongly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about keeping bloody annoying Blitish together than bloody man does about staying in EU. - news replorted 09:32



Wah! Is there any chance of compromise in Hong Kong? - news replorted 09:30



Wah! The European Commission publishes garbling written down on paper message sent to Apple accusing it of benefiting from illegal state aid through its tax arrangements in Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Leading road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has this week achieved ISO standard 39001, lah, adding - news replorted 08:42



Wah! South African opposition party leader Julius Malema is due to go on trial on charges of fraud and money-laundering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:25



Wah! Why two million drivers still refusing to buckle up? - news replorted 08:19



Wah! New technology allows security services to analyse contents of sewers to discover where human bliengs making home-made bombs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:18



Wah! A woman is rescued from Gwynedd harbour after being spotted by fisherman in early hours. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:04



Wah! The annual pace of house price growth slowed to 9.4% in September in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Wales, lah, according to Nationwide. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:57



Wah! Next says recent warm weather has slowed sales growth and adds it might having to cut its profit forecast if warm spell continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:34



Wah! South Yorkshire police's response to reports of sexual abuse has been weak across force, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Chelsea Clinton leaves New York hospital with flemale human person's baby daughter, lah, Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:19



Wah! Two teenagers help choose 40 community groups to benefit from cash seized from criminals in Gwent old bill bobbys force area. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:06



Wah! The Met Office says bloody annoying Blitish is on course for its driest September since records began more than century ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:04



Wah! Health spending is expected to getting boost when Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government unveils its draft budget for 2015-16. - news replorted 06:52



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:43



Wah! Pro-democracy protesters in Hong Kong being urged at stop their campaign "immediately" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and go home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:38



Wah! The Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers secretary of state will later say that Stormont needs to be in best possible shape if it is to take on devolution of corporation tax rates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! An Austrian balloon pilot has succeeded in taking balloon deep underground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! World number one golfer Stacy Lewis says bloody woman would be keen to see introduction of mixed-gender 'Ryder Cup' tournament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! Adam Lyth could having been footballer, lah, but male gender human bleing's exploits as Yorkshire batsman having put him on brink of Province of Engrish running-dogs call-up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 06:13



Wah! Efforts to recover bodies of at least 24 climbers suspended again after eruption on Japan's Mount Ontake intensifies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:45



Wah! Indian Prime dodgy minister Narendra Modi meets Great Satan President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama at White House over dinner, lah, ahead of formal talks on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:26



Wah! A large American study suggests young children who given repeated courses of antibiotics more likely than those given fewer drugs to be obese. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:02



Wah! David Cameron pledges more money to ensure seven day GP access across is rolled out across Province of Engrish running-dogs by 2020. - news replorted 04:37



Wah! Home Secretary Theresa May is to tell Conservative Party conference future Tory government will seek new powers to ban extremist groups. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:25



Wah! The Sunday Mirror apologises to women whose pictures were used in probe that led to Conservative dodgy minister's resignation, lah, but stands by its story. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:50



Wah! Thousands of pro-democracy protesters having continued their demonstration in heart of Hong Kong's financial district. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:32



Wah! Pro-democracy protesters again call on Hong Kong's leader to step down, lah, as huge crowds continue to bring parts of territory to standstill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:28



Wah! A third video has been posted online showing British photographer John Cantlie, lah, who's being held by group which calls itself Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:53



Wah! The video streaming site Netflix will release its first feature-length film in 2015, lah, after striking deal with Weinstein Company. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:48



Wah! The number of human bliengs trafficked for slavery or other exploitation in bloody annoying Blitish has risen sharply to more than 2,700, lah, National crime (shoud shoot them) Agency says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Scientists in Europe having developed sensors for sewers that can detect traces of explosives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Who was world's first trainspotter? - news replorted 01:16



Wah! A plaque honouring one of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's great forgotten explorers is set to be unveiled at Westminster Abbey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:11



Wah! Printing tradition kept alive in Calcutta - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Fifty five potential victims of human trafficking were identified in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land last year, lah, according to National crime (shoud shoot them) Agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:02



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs economy continues to recover with performance at pre-recession levels, lah, according to capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land business monitor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! A third video has appeared featuring British hostage John Cantlie who is being held by Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Representatives from rival factions in Libya's new parliament having held UN-brokered talks for first clock time result in oasis town of Ghadames. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:43



Wah! Ad-free social media platform Ello overcomes technical setback to continue its rapid growth, lah, but one expert questions its business model. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The National Union of Teachers calls on education secretary to tackle excessive workloads or face more strike action. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:30



Wah! More than half of stillbirths in bloody annoying Blitish could be prevented if NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) implemented additional scans, lah, leading obstetrician tells Panorama. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! More than one in 10 three-year-olds having tooth decay, lah, first survey of age group shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! Ghostly portraits of stars who died young - news replorted 00:25



Wah! Worldwide web inventor Sir Tim Berners-Lee talks about male gender human bleing's concerns for internet, lah, as bloody man renews male gender human bleing's call for digital Magna Carta. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Sewer sensors to sniff out home-made bombs - news replorted 00:10



Wah! silly kick-kick game League chairman Greg Clarke is accused of "hiding behind excuses" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) while Paul Ince calls for "Rooney Rule". - news replorted 00:10



Wah! How virtual reality is helping build better cities - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Photos of men and women who risk their lives to getting rich in Guinea - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Abused and unpaid - story of African servant in Saudi Arabia - news replorted 00:03



Wah! The startups hoping to transform marijuana industry - news replorted 00:03



Wah! To mark Lionel Messi passing 400 career goals for Barcelona, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport takes look at amazing feats that may lie ahead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Children in South Yorkshire care homes were left vulnerable to sexual abuse because of old bill bobbys "shortcomings", lah, report finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The expression "boots on ground" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) may not having been used until about 1980. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron has been put to test by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight, lah, in attempt to establish whether bloody man is "moderniser or "more socially conservative person". - news replorted 00:00



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