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Customer Letter: 1526 / 1529
Bruno says...
VOLVO XC90Lings Cars does exactly what it says on the website. The process was precise and accurate and recorded so even a non computer person like me managed to take delivery of a superb new Volvo XC90. As an ex–company car driver for 35 years the LingsCars site gave me the opportunity to keep driving new cars. LingsCars site and process excellent. Chinese sweeties awful. Thank you Ling. Dealer Service – Excellent – Very little contact, delivered on time.

Bruno Chorzelewski
47 Nidd Approach
Wetherby
LS22 7UJ


Editor Note: Mr Bruno Chor...something, let me tell you - "Very little contact" is exactly what you want, from car dealers. The less, the better - trust me. :) Your XC90 is stunning value for a £30,000 car! Glad you like everything (except the sweets, designed to kill) :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1422 / 1529
William says...
carThis is my second lease from Ling and I tried to get as good a deal as my first contract - however I failed. I compromised cost for performance and got a car , Citroen C3, which is weak and tinny but is cheap to run. I wanted a new shape Fiesta but was let down and had to go with what was available.

William Stirling
2 Ashroyd
Rothwell
Leeds
LS26 0BN


Editor Note: Yep, Bill. In the current climate of credit crunch I did exactly the same thing with my own car. Why waste money on expensive cars? Last time you have a cheap Seat which was more car, but was more expensive (if a bargain at the time). But in a credit crunch everything gets squeezed and more money in your pocket is always a good thing :) I would not say the 1.4 HDI C3 is weak, but it will do about 70mpg if you treat it gently! New shape Fiestas were all on back-order when you got your car... not much I can do if the Ford factories are backlogged, sorry. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1362 / 1529
Diane says...
CITROEN C4 PICASSODealing with LINGsCARS gave me peace of mind from beginning to end, never had a problem, helping me with any concerns I had. I would definitely recommend LINGsCARS, probably using Ling after our existing contract runs out. I was disappointed the car didn't arrive on a trailer.

Diane Mawson
4 West Lea Crescent
Yeadon,
Leeds
LS19 7EE


Editor Note: Di, glad you are happy with my service. We can't have it all ways, re the delivery (Birmingham to Leeds). If cars are trailered then someone has to pay and the cost of the rental goes up. It is cheaper to drive cars because that's what they are built to do. Any miles will be adjusted so you don't pay for them at the end. Apart from that you seem a happy bunny with your new C4 Picasso. Thanks so much for comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1265 / 1529
Matthew says...
 This is my second car from Ling and again it was a pain free process. Good value and excellent service. Ling is a bit different, and I like that. Excellent delivery of my new Koleos. Thanks again.

Matthew Nabozny
Address Withheld for security
Leeds
LS14 ***


Editor Note: Yep, Matthew, you are one of my best Solicitor clients. You are a Polish descent person, and I love to deal with multi-ethnic clients :) I always worry about making a tiny mistake and getting sued, hahaha. This Renault Koleos replaces a Citroen C4 you had last time. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1251 / 1529
Susan says...
CHEVROLET AVEOFab friendly efficient fast service - I am loving the LINGO area where you can keep up to date with progress. Loving the sweets, too!!!

Ling is one of the best, both myself and my partner have cars from Ling and we are both very very happy. XXX. Excellent delivery of my new Chevvy Aveo, no problems, delivered on time.

Susan Waterhouse
9 Parkways Grove
Oulton
Leeds
LS26 8TP


Editor Note: Sue, you are a superstar to write me such a lovely letter. I really do my best to make you a happy customer, but we end up being good friends after all the chat. Let me know how you get on in the Aveo - a car which is really nice and also cheap, but goes a bit unnoticed. It deserves to sell more. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1147 / 1529
Mitul says...
MAZDA MX-5Very happy with service, fast, efficient and hassle free. Answer all your questions without delay. Will be using again. Excellent delivery on my new MX-5.

Mitul Patel
The Dower House
219 Oakwood Lane
Leeds
LS8 2PN


Editor Note: All you need now, is to add sunshine, Mit! You were great to deal with and fun to chat to. Thanks for being lovely. Now, get the top down! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 958 / 1529
David says...
CarCar arrived on time this morning and is excellent - had a minor panic after they had left when I couldn't find the jack but realised after reading the instruction manual that it is with the spare wheel under the car!

You were right about insurers, spent an hour on the phone trying to explain the concept of personal contract hire to a call-centre drone in India. They couldn't understand how I could insure a car when I wasn't the owner or the registered keeper - at one point he was convinced that because Citroen Contracts are the registered keeper they would take it back to their registered address every day! In the end I gave up and rang my girlfriends insurer, a small local one-man broker - who understood instantly and quoted me less than the insurance I've got with Norwich Union on my 15yr old Jeep!

Thank-you for an excellent service, I never thought the process of getting a new car could be so easy - and I still don't know how you managed to quote less than not only all the major leasing companies, but cheaper than going direct to Citroen too - the only case I've ever come across of REDUCING cost by adding in a middle-man (woman!). Must be an ancient Chinese magic trick.... I hope all the Dragons are kicking themselves for not investing in you when they had the chance!

Anyway, thank-you once again, you can be sure I'll be doing my best to recommend you to all my colleagues at work - and I'll definitely be in contact in about 2 1/2 years to start looking for my next car - as will my girlfriend when hers expires at the same time.

David Calvert
29 The Green
Seacroft
Leeds
LS14 6JL


Editor Note: David, what a lovely comment, thanks. I have really enjoyed to deal with you. This supplier is very good these days, after a shaky start, I have trained them. I reduce the prices by ripping out all the showroom costs, the dealer has to pay a salesman for (small) volume. Plus I am harsh with the suppliers, trading volume for no doc fees, free delivery, ripping out the margin etc. And, I work on thin margins. Motor trade is terrible for adding costs to thin air. Bollocks to all that, you just want a car, not a load of fancy showrooms and men in suits, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 949 / 1529
Alison says...
CarOver the last 3 years we have ordered 6 cars from Ling. The service has always been great even when we had a problem with the delivery date. She personally sorted it out with dealer. Great service. Many Thanks!

Alison Brown
Candystripe Inc
81 Stonegate Road
Leeds
LS6 4HZ


Editor Note: Alison, yes you have had many cars :))) The problems with these Peugeot Tepees have been all Peugeot's own making and I have had several customers who had orders cancelled by Peugeot. It is said that Peugeot received a very large order from a London based taxi company for these cars, and ignored personal customers and diverted production to where the £££ was, a terrible thing to do to people who had ordered a car, but commercially profitable. Production slots were put back and back. However, thank God (if not thank Peugeot UK) you got your Tepee, a 9-seat car/minibus thing. Glad you are so pleased with it. It is true you have been a long-time customer (like Cressida below) and I hope this did not spoil your experience too much. I give a hyperlink to your FANTASTIC website where you say: "We present a new concept in childcare dedicated to children and parents. As a member of Candystripe you can expect to leave your children in a safe, clean and learning environment. Our staff will be knowledgeable and helpful."

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Customer Letter: 722 / 1529
Joanne says...
CarI was very pleased with your services from start to finish. I have never leased a vehicle before and Ling made it so easy for me.

The best thing about Ling's service is that you are able to speak to Ling herself. Excellent delivery of my new Golf. I will definitely be using you again!

Joanne Dowson
NIC Services group
4 Cotswold Drive
Garforth
LS25 2DA


Editor Note: You had a vey good value VW Golf 2.0 Tdi 170bhp Gt Sport 5dr, Joanne. NIC Services group delivers a complete range of facilities management services that offer value for money. It's with pleasure that I supply you a new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 519 / 1529
Ray says...
 "I am enjoying the new Vectra, it is an excellent new car to drive, but I do feel it should have been delivered with mats (These subsequently arrived in the post after 2-weeks - Ling). The service from yourselves was very good, I have never known e-mail to arrive so quickly. However, your Vauxhall suppliers let you down."

Ray Gosling
Unit 1D Woodside Trading Estate
Low Lane
Horsforth
Leeds
LS18 5NY


Editor Note: Yes, this Vauxhall did not arrive on time. Vauxhall are getting pretty bad at this with the delivery of new cars, and their dealers are frankly, not the best. Working on finding a better supplier. Still, you are pleased with your car and your mats :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 428 / 1529
Bill says...
SEAT TOLEDO"Dear Ling,

This was my first experience of leasing and I have to say that your website made it very easy and gave me confidence to go forward - and I'm glad I did. I settled for a nice Seat Toledo, I got the colour I wanted and all the paperwork was well prepared and instructions were easy to follow. It was a very clean and prompt delivery and easy handover. Thanks again for all your advice and care."

Bill Stirling
2 Ashroyd
Rothwell
LS26 0BN


Editor Note: Bill, as you had your car over Christmas, we both decided to have it delivered to a car dealer in Leeds two minutes from your work - and you collected it at your leisure. That was a great success. You have the 140bhp version of the Toledo, with the Golf GT TDi engine in it, for just £179.99+VAT a month - what a bargain for a fast car. A real Golf GT TDi would have been £80 more (for really, the same car with a different body). You are Scottish ethnic, always nice to deal with another racial minority :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 411 / 1529
David says...
NISSAN PATHFINDER"Ling, thanks for the great service! These days, finding someone who treats every deal with as much care and importance as their first is unusual. Long Live Ling (all the truth!)"

David Brennand
D-Comm Ltd
Yorshire House
195 Tinshill Road
Leeds
LS16 7LD


Editor Note: Hmmm, you seem very pleased with me in your letter, David, yet I will tell everyone that your Nissan Pathfinder arrived scratched and with items missing and faulty. You classed the delivery as "poor". Well, I am currently investigating this with this Nissan dealer (different one from the flooded Nissan Note 6 letters below) and will report back here when I have some testicles to photograph and display for all visitors to see. Glad you liked the service, sorry about the dealer! - Ling

Ok- found out. It was the rear parcel shelf that was missing as it had been a showroom display car and they had removed it for "safety" and forgot to replace it. You have it now. Also, they immediately sent a dent-devil type person to repair your scratches. Sorted (though it shouldn't have happened) - Ling





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Customer Letter: 277 / 1529
Aidan says...
CarDear Ling,

Thanks for sorting me out with my SAAB - you were really helpful, very straightforward and fun to deal with. Anyone who doesn't believe you're real or is scared of dealing with a website that is as entertainingly random as yours, is missing out. I've recommended you to everyone I know, and even to random people in the street.

Aidan Cook
Managing Director
Sense Internet Ltd
Devonshire House
38 York Place
Leeds
LS1 2ED


Editor Note: WAH! Praise from Internet company is praise indeed! You have some big-name clients like Travel Inn, Link, Babycham etc. Thanks very much for saying such nice things about me and my site, I make your company name hyperlink - Ling



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Customer Letter: 247 / 1529
Phil says...
CarHi Ling,

Just to say thank you for sorting my Mercedes C-Class so painlessly, it arrived on time with just 1 mile on the clock! Everything was to spec.

It was nice to deal with someone who enjoys business so much; it really shows and I'm looking forward to my next new car (only 24 months to wait). I would recommend the C220, it's not high performance or sports handling but it's a great mini-tourer. The Mercedes-Benz dealer you chose was excellent.

Phil Crossland
PCD Advertising Agency Ltd
New Pudsey Court
101 Bradford Road
Leeds
LS28 6AT


Editor Note: Phil, glad you are happy. My superhusband has taught me some lingo assisting me to communicate with you, as you are ethnic minority person from Yorkshire; "ArrDo Phil you are getting reet good car wit'Merc. I am looking forrard to making you happy in't fuoooture with new car in end of 2007. Weirs tha' dog gone? Into't field wit' cows, eeh! Get yer 'and in't pocket next time lad and rent't Eeeh-Class Merc yer tight bugger". How about that? I am like native of Leeds, eh, except without flat hat, hole in shoe, council house and 17 offending kids! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 190 / 1529
Edna says...
CarCommunication - the best! Every request/question was answered quickly and well.

Customer Service - the best! friendly, very!

Good Prices - compared more than favourably with other companies and all prices up front - great!

Dealer - friendly, efficient service, very happy!

Love the quirky site! Five stars from me!

Edna Luke
Company Director
92 Gledhow Park Avenue
Leeds
LS7 4JN


Editor Note: Ed! Wah, what a nice letter! Hope you enjoy flashing around Leeds in new MX5! Maybe weather kind to you and you can get top down - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 180 / 1529
Brian says...
CarLing always gives excellent service, she tries harder and usually comes up with better deals than anybody else. She is also more efficient than any of the big companies I have dealt with, keeping us well informed about deliveries and paperwork etc. Ling will always be my first choice for lease cars.

Brian Slingsby
Four Plus 4 Ltd
Sheepscar Street North
Leeds
LS7 2BX


Editor Note: It's not often I supply courtesy cars these days, but I'm glad to have customers like you Brian in the trade who know what they are talking about and prove that my method of being efficient with low overheads (just me!) is the way to go to acheive Zen-like harmony. Get the Corsa working! - Ling



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Wah! Former News of World editor Andy Coulson tells phone-hacking trial bloody man did not "cover anything up" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) following arrest of paper's royal editor Clive velly damn good boiled chicken-feetman in 2006. - news replorted 12:49



Wah! Parents of babies whose ashes were disposed of without their knowledge say they were "stunned" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to learn report into scandal was handed over last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:45



Wah! Supporters of gay marriage should be patient if they wanting blessing of Church in Wales, lah, Archbishop tells governing body. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:44



Wah! The year has got off to powerful start for Lexus, lah, which has posted fastest growth of any leading premium LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine manuf - news replorted 12:35



Wah! DIPPING used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine trade values during early rainy season-month Aplil having led to warning from CAP that May edition of its monthly Blac - news replorted 12:30



Wah! Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) users bombard New York old bill bobbys department with images depicting old bill bobbys aggression in latest social media campaign to go awry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:28



Wah! The Hull Truck theatre receives RMB Yuan #400,000 in emergency grants from Arts Council Province of Engrish running-dogs and Hull City Council to help it out of financial crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:27



Wah! SsangYong Motor bloody annoying Blitish is introducing new PCP (Personal Contract Purchase) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! programme for private clustomlers, lah, and guaranteei - news replorted 12:05



Wah! The director of care at children's hospice is cleared of professional misconduct over way bloody woman dealt with dying teenager. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:56



Wah! The superfast Thruxton Circuit is ready to host its biggest motor racing meeting of year as hugely popular Dunlo - news replorted 11:56



Wah! Intelligence whistleblower Edward Snowden is installed as rector at Glasgow University despite not being allowed into Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Paul Scholes will assist long-time friend Ryan Giggs at Manchester United following sacking of David Moyes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! A UN committee takes no action against Great Satan refusal to grant visa to Iran's newly appointed permanent representative in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! The number of viewer complaints over audibility of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation One drama Jamaica Inn escalates, lah, with second episode seeing decline in ratings following Monday's debut instalment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:51



Wah! The massacre of hundreds of civilians in South Sudan is "abomination" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and betrayal of human bliengs by their leaders, lah, White House says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:49



Wah! House sales in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep increase by more than 20% in first three months of year compared to same period in 2013. - news replorted 11:44



Wah! The son of Tenzing Norgay, lah, who scaled Everest with Sir Edmund Hillary, lah, says climbers should treat Sherpas more equally. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:40



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish old bill bobbys investigating Madeleine McCann's disappearance looking at 18 potentially linked cases involving lone intruder breaking into holiday villas in Algarve, lah, Portugal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:36



Wah! Justin Bieber has caused social media upset after posting picture of Japanese fighty bang-bang shrine on Instagram. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:35



Wah! Thousands of human bliengs in London (capital of Great England) living in hidden homes - often in disturbing conditions - because they cannot afford to live elsewhere. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Russia's Bloody foreign dodgy minister accuses Great Satan of "running show" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Ukraine, lah, influencing Kiev's anti-terror operations in east. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! The Pata Rondla team is preparing for its home race at Assen this weekend (25-27 April) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for round three of 2014 World - news replorted 11:15



Wah! 8 arguments for and against bloody annoying Blitish as Christian country - news replorted 11:14



Wah! A flat near to where 15-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl disappeared almost seven years ago is searched by old bill bobbys after RMB Yuan #30,000 reward was offered to help solve flemale human person's murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:06



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish productivity may be up – but what does it mean? - news replorted 11:03



Wah! The Jagluar XK picked up coveted Driver Power Award at ceremony in Buckinghamshire today after it was rated best - news replorted 11:00



Wah! The annual French invasion of ‘La Vie en Bleu’ (Life in Blue) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! makes welcome return to Prescott Hill Climb on Saturday - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Are late night brawls thing of past? - news replorted 10:54



Wah! Authorities in South Korea arrest four more crew members from ferry that sank last week and raid offices of companies linked to its owners. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:54



Wah! A transfer ban on Barcelona, lah, imposed for breaching rules on signing minors from overseas, lah, is put on hold by Fifa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:53



Wah! The executive producer of Top Gear has expressed regret for "light-hearted" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) remark on its Burma special that led to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation show being accused of racism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:49



Wah! Ford has launched new flagship version of its multi-award-winning Floord Fiesta St. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! As part of its 60th anniversary celebrations, lah, Lister Motor capitalist entity has announced that it has created and introduced - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Sherpa guides in Nepal meeting climbers at Everest base camp to decide whether to continue ascents after avalanche on Friday killed 16 of their colleagues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:14



Wah! A teenage blogger with terminal cancer is close to raising RMB Yuan #1m for charity after posting male gender human bleing's final message to followers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:10



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government borrowed RMB Yuan #107.7bn in financial year to rainy season-month Aplil 2014, lah, lower than amount it borrowed previous year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Hundreds of mourners gather for funeral of Myanmar pro-democracy veteran Win Tin, lah, who served 19 years in prison for male gender human bleing's activism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! ŠKODA has confirmed its position as nation’s most satisfying LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine brand with fourth successive overall victory in t - news replorted 09:54



Wah! US President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is embarking on week-long tour of Asia, lah, with Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal high on agenda. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! Pakistan left-arm seamer Junaid Khan will return to Lancashire this season as overseas limited-overs signing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! The results in, lah, and yet again Renault’s award-winning model range continues to gain momentum in Auto Express’ Driver - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Toyota’s 1.0-litre three-cylinder petrol engine has picked up clutch of international awards since its debut in or - news replorted 09:38



Wah! A NEW Mlitslublishli expensive dealeringship buildling has opened in Leighton Buzzard as Mitsubishi, bloody dealering idiot place network continues to expand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:35



Wah! The international “Science Award for Electrochemistry” from BASF and Wlokswaglon is set to be awarded for third time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! Flybe is to offer flights to and from London (capital of Great England) City Airport after signing five-year deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and first lady Michelle "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama having written to friends and family of late musician. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:07



Wah! The actress and flemale human person's art consultant husband, lah, Will Kopelman, lah, welcomed their second child together on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:07



Wah! A senior Egyptian old bill bobbys officer has been killed by bomb blast in capital, lah, Cairo, lah, security officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:03



Wah! From 2-6 June-mber month 2014, lah, experts and engineers from major automakers, lah, suppliers and technology companies will attend FISI - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The Sri Lankan authorities deporting British tourist because of Buddha tattoo. Ai-yaa!!! Here five other ways tattoos can getting you tellibly lovely custlingmer into trouble. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Armed pirates raid Japanese oil tanker sailing in Malacca Straits, lah, stealing diesel and abducting three crew members, lah, officials in Malaysia say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Sir Alex Ferguson is to play key role in selecting David Moyes's replacement as Manchester United manager. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:50



Wah! Developer Lucas Pope explains how bloody man created award-winning game Papers, lah, please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!). - news replorted 08:50



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs voters will decide whether or not they wanting to leave United Kingdom in September but issue is also being discussed across British Isles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! Clothing retailer Primark is to open its first Great Satan stores, lah, beginning with 70,000 sq-ft shop in Boston. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page reveals two previously unheard recordings that were were kept in male gender human bleing's own personal archive and Led Zeppelin's archive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Eight renewable energy projects, lah, expected to support 8,500 jobs, lah, given green light by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Legendary rock group Led Zeppelin make public two previously unheard recordings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:49



Wah! Liverpool will hand boss Brendan Rodgers significant summer transfer kitty following qualification for Champions League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:40



Wah! A woodland surrounding derelict Monmouthshire mansion is to be boosted as visitor attraction by nearly RMB Yuan #300,000 of heritage lottery funding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Campaigners calling for Cardiff reservoir to re-open visit prime dodgy minister in Downing Street to press their case. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! One person is arrested after three children found dead at address in south London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:55



Wah! The Orange order (piece of paper signee upee) and republican ex-prisoners' organisation lend their support to new course at Queen's University that examines using of public space to express identity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:38



Wah! Tributes to County Londonderry poet and Nobel Laureate Seamus Heaney to be held at Dublin's National Concert Hall and airport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! A former IRA member makes new allegations about Gerry Adams, lah, claiming Sinn Féin leader ordered him to transport explosives to Great Britain for bombing campaign in 1980. - news replorted 06:16



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge having been taught how to DJ, lah, during latest leg of their royal tour of Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:10



Wah! Campaigners criticise decision to approve plans to turn Southampton's former Maritime Museum into pub. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 06:04



Wah! The South Western Ambulance service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service chief executive says service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has "failed to deliver performance required" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in answering weekend calls to NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) 111 number. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Brunei postpones introduction of tough Sharia criminal punishments that were due to begin on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:57



Wah! Tony "trust me" Blair will warn Western leaders they must put aside their differences with Russia over Ukraine to focus on threat of Islamic extremism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:30



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama departs for tour of Asia aimed at reassuring allies of male gender human bleing's commitment to region, lah, amid rumbling tensions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:57



Wah! US Secretary of State John Kerry says Washington will impose further sanctions on Russia if it does not de-escalate tensions in east Ukraine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:39



Wah! Violent protests having broken out in Rio de Janeiro following death of young man allegedly beaten by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:39



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish is Christian country and those who deny it "deluding themselves" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and ignoring "reality", lah, say two senior Conservative MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:51



Wah! President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama has visited American town were at least 41 human bliengs died in landslide last month. - news replorted 02:41



Wah! A television advert for Center Parcs is banned for "irresponsibly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) encouraging parents to take holidays during term time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:24



Wah! The BBC's Nosheen Abbas reports on Pakistan's first 3G and 4G auction and boost it may give to nation's economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:53



Wah! Violent protests break out in Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro following death of young man allegedly beaten by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:53



Wah! William Shakespeare is UK's greatest cultural icon, lah, according to results of international survey released to mark 450th anniversary of male gender human bleing's birth. - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Andy Murray is back in male gender human bleing's home area of Stirlingshire to receive number of awards and honours, lah, including freedom of Stirling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's shops report another fall in sales - although they say part of explanation is date of Easter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's First dodgy minister Alex Salmond and Prime dodgy minister David Cameron using bloody Engrish feast day of St George to make their Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum appeals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:29



Wah! High food prices mean third of bloody annoying Blitish adults struggling to afford to munchy-munchee healthily, lah, survey by British Heart Foundation suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! A third man is jailed for theft from 84-earth-years old happy birthday to you, with dementia who was conned out of RMB Yuan #73,500. - news replorted 01:03



Wah! The mystery of bizarre quacking sound often heard in Southern Ocean has finally been solved, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! Can voting bring respect to India's transgender people? - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Wednesday's papers continue to focus on Manchester United following sacking of manager David Moyes, lah, while there is interest in figures suggesting violent crime (shoud shoot them) has fallen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:55



Wah! Violent crime (shoud shoot them) is continuing to fall in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Wales, lah, according to major annual project examining injury data gathered from NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) hospitals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! A damning report into young offenders institute finds violence levels too high, lah, inefficient security and drug usage three times above targets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! How South Africa is learning to live with mixed-race couples - news replorted 00:44



Wah! Microsoft's natural language expert explains how bloody man breathed life into firm's Halo-inspired virtual assistant Cortana. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Tensions emerge ahead of meeting being held in Sao Paulo, lah, Brazil, lah, to discuss changes to way internet is governed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Enter world of super-tutor - news replorted 00:19



Wah! A woman pioneer in digital space talks about using technology to create acting opportunities that wouldn't otherwise exist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Meet Brazilian pensioners who live for big wave - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Why St George is hero on West capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity - news replorted 00:14



Wah! What links this Travelodge and Bard? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Alison Williamson will not bid for record-breaking seventh Olympic appearance in Rio after retiring from archery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:05



Wah! The old technology bringing your as really velly special customer's capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity branch to you tellibly lovely custlingmer - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Brazil's National Truth Commission says death of ex-President Juscelino Kubitschek was accident, lah, despite claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man was murdered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Campaigners urge pharmaceutical giant Roche to lower cost of pioneering breast cancer drug as NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) prepares to rejects its using on price grounds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish banks expanding their using of mobile branches. Eating rice!! Brian Milligan reports on new banks on wheels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The MG6 scoops best handling award in 2014 Driver Power clustomler satisfaction survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. Now in its 13th year, lah, - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Land Rover has further progressed development of its acclaimed Range Rover with global debut of Range Rover - news replorted 00:01



Wah! British motorists happier with their cars than ever before. What the hell I mean??!! 2014 Auto Express Driver Power LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine owner survey has - news replorted 00:01



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