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Lings Cars offers fiat leasing , fiat lease contract hire for all fiat models. We supply cars for business and personal use with cheap deals for fiat leasing contract hire and PCP contract purchase. fiat is a Italian car manufacturer which produces cars under the fiat brand, Giovanni Agnelli founded Fiat in 1899 with several investors and led the Fiat company until his death in 1945, while Vittorio Valletta administered the day-to-day activities of Fiat. Its first car the Fiat 3 Ĺ CV (of which only eight copies were built, all bodied by Alessio of Turin) strongly resembled contemporary Benz,[ and had a 697 cc (42.5 cu in) boxer twin engine.]In 1903, Fiat produced its first truck.In 1908, the first Fiat was exported to the US. That same year, the first Fiat aircraft engine was produced. Also around the same time, Fiat taxis became somewhat popular in Europe.[12] By 1910, Fiat was the largest automotive company in Italy ó a position it has retained since. That same year, a plant licensed to produce Fiats in Poughkeepsie, NY, made its first car. This was before the introduction of Ford's assembly line in 1913. Owning a Fiat at that time was a sign of distinction. A Fiat sold in the U.S. cost between $3,600 and $8,600, compared to US$825 the Model T in 1908. Upon the entry of the U.S. into World War I in 1917, the Fiat factory was shut down as U.S. regulations became too burdensome. At the same time, Fiat had to devote all of its factories to supplying the Allies with aircraft, engines, machine guns, trucks, and ambulances. After the war, Fiat introduced its first tractor, the 702. By the early 1920s, Fiat had a market share in Italy of 80%. In 1921, workers seized Fiat's plants and hoisted the red flag of communism over them. Agnelli responded by quitting the company. However, the Italian Socialist Party and its ally organization, the General Confederation of Labor, in an effort to effect a compromise with the centrist parties ordered the occupation ended. In 1922, Fiat began to build the famous Lingotto car factory ó the largest in Europe up to that time ó which opened in 1923. It was the first Fiat factory to use assembly lines; by 1925, Fiat controlled 87% of the Italian car market. In 1928, with the 509, Fiat included insurance in the purchase price. Fiat made military machinery and vehicles during World War II for the Army and Regia Aeronautica and later for the Germans. Fiat made obsolete fighter aircraft like the biplane CR.42, which was one of the most common Italian aircraft, along with Savoia-Marchettis, as well as light tanks (obsolete compared to their German and Soviet counterparts) and armored vehicles. The best Fiat aircraft was the G.55 fighter, which arrived too late and in too limited numbers. In 1945 ó the year Mussolini was overthrown ó the Italian Committee of National Liberation removed the Agnelli family from leadership roles in Fiat because of its ties to Mussolini's government. These were not returned until 1963, when Giovanni's grandson, Gianni , took over as Fiat 's general manager until 1966, as chairman until 1996.
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Wah! Vauxhall launches OnStar in UK Vlauxhall is bringing OnStar to bloody annoying Blitish this summer with comprehensive package, lah, which includes high-speed 4G LTE mobil - news replorted 09:00



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Wah! Beijing is watching unravelling of events in Athens with mixture of dismay, lah, strategic patience and cunning, lah, says Carrie Gracie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish Anti-Doping confirms it is investigating claim (always claiming, huh?) about doping techniques allegedly used by coach Alberto Salazar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:24



Wah! Shares in struggling Japanese electronics giant Sony fall more than 8% after it announces plans to raise $3.6bn through sale of shares and bonds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! old bill bobbys respond to riot involving inmates at Melbourne prison, lah, day before state-wide smoking ban in jails comes into effect. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Two human bliengs dead after one of them set himself on fire on board Japanese Shinkansen bullet train, lah, public broadcaster NHK reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! old bill bobbys start search for 31-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman who has absconded from Cornton Vale Prison in Stirlingshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:11



Wah! Bentley Continental GT Speed Breitling Jet Team Series Limited Edition Bentley is taking its fusion of luxury and performance to new extremes with launch of Continental GT Speed Breit - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Andrew Walker considers possible scenarios over next few days, lah, as Greeks asked to decide whether or not to back reforms set out by their government's international creditors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:48



Wah! Giant African snails being bred in only snail farm in East Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! A military transport plane crashes in residential area of Indonesian city of Medan, lah, officials say, lah, with unknown number of casualties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Schools in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep face fewer tests and will getting more freedom over what to teach as education dodgy minister announces radical shake-up of lessons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:02



Wah! Families speak out for first clock time result about "deplorable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) care their loved ones received at Denbighshire mental health ward. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Mental ill health among young human bliengs in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers is serious and growing problem, lah, new report suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! The number of empty places in schools in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers rises to about one fifth of entire number of places available. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! About ¬RMB Yuan #600m will be spent on new metro system for south east Welsh land of sheep and more sheep within next five years, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:07



Wah! old bill bobbys officers, lah, soldiers, lah, emergency services and intelligence officials taking part in London's largest counter-terrorism exercise to date. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! Afghan fighters allied with Islamic State in contact with group's Syrian headquarters, lah, senior Great Satan commander says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:18



Wah! Greek PM Alexis Tsipras urges voters to reject creditors' demands in Sunday's referendum on its debt crisis, lah, as country's bailout is set to expire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:09



Wah! At least two human bliengs reported hurtee-hurtee after fire breaks out on bullet train in Japan - say officials - news replorted 04:45



Wah! Four British tourists seriously hurtee-hurtee in Tunisian beach attack having been flown back to bloody annoying Blitish by RAf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 04:44



Wah! A series of major wildfires having been burning across thousands of acres of Washington state, lah, over 120 miles (190km) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! east of Seattle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:40



Wah! International negotiations on Iran's nuclear programme due to finish, lah, but it is thought they could continue into July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:38



Wah! China is set to reavealingly showing Great Satan how much it will cut carbon emissions by beyond 2020, lah, says Premier Li Keqiang during visit to Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:24



Wah! An inquest is under way in Malaysia into death of backpacker whose body was found eight days after bloody man was believed to having gone on jungle trek. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:19



Wah! Shares in Asia mostly up on Tuesday, lah, beginning to recover some of Monday's losses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44



Wah! The Independent Living Fund is closing on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. But what is it and who will it affect? - news replorted 02:44



Wah! The government has announced that "coasting" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) schools to be given academy status - but, lah, asks Branwen Jeffreys, lah, is that guarantee of improvement? - news replorted 02:42



Wah! How did 'silo' getting to mean something else? - news replorted 02:35



Wah! Eduardo Vargas scores twice as hosts Chile beat 10-man Peru to move into their first Copa America final since 1987. - news replorted 02:28



Wah! The old bill bobbys service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is resistant to change because of "insular attitude" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and chief constables who fail to listen to officers, lah, review finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Labour leadership contenders Liz Kendall and Andy Burnham call for changes to welfare-to-work schemes and employment tribunal fees ahead of another hustings in contest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:44



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish must take urgent action to prepare for impacts of climate change in UK, lah, according to progress report from MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! Brazilian Hugo Barra wantings to lead charge of Super-Duper-Chinese-State smartphones in male gender human bleing's home country and beyond. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Midnight will come later tonight as for first clock time result in three years extra second is added to official clock time result set by atomic clocks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:20



Wah! The Great Satan love of bespoke British tailoring - news replorted 01:17



Wah! How Kuwaitis came together after terror attack - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Funding given to schools for poorer children has "potential", lah, says government spending watchdog, lah, but will take clock time result to achieve real change. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! A health insurer is criticised for advising members to using Facebook-owned activity tracker without making social network's involvement more clear. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! How we destroyed animal we most admired - news replorted 00:28



Wah! How to survive 25 years of prostitution and start living - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The business case for key project to help "rejuvenate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Stranraer estimates jobs it creates could come at cost of about ¬RMB Yuan #200,000 each. - news replorted 00:22



Wah! A new panel set up to review proposed school closures overturns decision by Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs council to shut schools in its area. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Why African presidents insist on calling themselves doctors? - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Will Apple Music kill Spotify? - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Aftermath of Tunisia shootings continues to lead many papers, lah, while hot weather and Greek debt crisis also make headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! An abandoned ashram in Indian town of Rishikesh has become must-see stop for Beatles fans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A paedophile priest was able to flee country after old bill bobbys officer tipped off Catholic Church in Birmingham about inquiry, lah, sex abuse victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A young designer based in London (capital of Great England) has developed hand tool that bloody man hopes can change way craftsmen and women work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! 2015 New figures released today by Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! confirm growing strength - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Too many patients dying following emergency bowel surgery, lah, experts who having done comprehensive audit warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Hundreds of schools being told to raise their exam results, lah, under plans announced by education secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00



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