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LING's LONDON BUS BUS MOVIE HERE turn up your sound... High quality bus movie (.wmv) 7.7MB Smaller file bus movie (.wmv) 2.3MB MY LONDON BUS IS ON THE ROAD! Spec: Routemaster RML re-engined with Cummins B Series, 1966 (World Cup) D reg, in red, one previous owner, service history. Power-steering, semi automatic, aluminium monocoque body, top speed 40mph, about 13mpg. Full braodband internet, 240v self-contained power, DVD, 2 LCD TV displays. - Ling My bus was built in 1966, the year that England won the World Cup. Big deal, eh? Brief history: The Routemaster bus was developed during the period 1947-1956 by a team led by Douglas Scott, the brief being to replace the trolleybuses, which had themselves replaced trams. Production examples, at first to the 27 feet 6 inches (8.4 metres) length then permitted, were placed in service from 1959 to replace trolleybuses, this process being completed in May 1962. Subsequent Routemasters, the last 500 of which were 30 feet (9.1 metres) long RML types, began the process of replacing the previous generation of RT-type AEC Regent buses (commemorated by Flanders and Swann's "A Transport of Delight") and their similar Leyland Titan RTL and RTW counterparts. These are often mistaken for Routemasters by the public, and by the media. The last Routemaster, RML 2760, entered service in March 1968. The design proved very popular with Londoners and tourists alike. It perpetuated features common to earlier buses: the open platform at the rear, and the presence of a conductor to collect fares, required by the isolated driver's cab. The platform allowed large volumes of passengers to alight and board quickly at stops, and indeed at traffic lights and slow speeds. The conductor collected fares whilst the bus was travelling, which considerably reduced waiting time at stops. My bus will be used to promote my service in real-life (up to now, I have always lived on the web). This has led to some annoying people saying a) I don't really exist (idiots!), and b) How can they trust someone they can't meet? So, here is my bus. It means I will be able to send it to venues, supermarkets, markets, events and locations all over the North-East of England, maybe further afield occasionally. It is as real as any stupid car dealer's franchise glass palace, and a damn sight cheaper. I deliberately used a vehicle which will not devalue and add costs to my business. Inside, I have made sure that my bus is useful. I have installed a 1.5kw inverter and a big additional set of truck batteries. I have 14 domestic plug-holes. Now, I can power 240v appliances all day long! I have also installed a DVD player, two flat-screen TVs and full LED lighting independent of the normal bus flourescent tubes. I can power my computers, and do live car quotes for customers, on the fly. I have installed 3G Internet access so I can work, do quotes and use Voice over IP phones. Downstairs, I explain how contract-hire works, and present myself and my customer testimonials. Upstairs, I show all my cars that are available to private customers. Over 100 new cars are displayed on the top deck. People can browse around and compare all makes and models on a level playing field with no bias. I highlight that sentence in red, because the UK car industry and franchised dealears never allow this! - Think about it? When do you ever see competing brands of new cars sat side by side? As soon as I have itinerary for my bus, I will display on website so that if you want to visit, you can. It might be me on board, it might be someone I employ. I have a very good Chinese young lady in mind. (Due to restricted headroom, a Chinese is IDEAL, hehe!) I look forward to seeing you! LINGsCARS bus idea copyright LINGsCARS.com 2006

CLICK! See 213 clients live in LINGO! CLICK to VIEW! Online Service Response Times Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery   54 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL' ...LING REPLIES IN:   HRS : MINUTES sec     159 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER' ...LING REPLIES IN:   HRS : MINUTES sec   Customers use my secure LINGO management system. Response times above based on last 4 hour period between 9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri -Ling No Waiting   MINI BLOG   NO FM CAR RADIO IN 2015 Posted: 04/03/10 Comments ( 0 ) Listening to the radio in our cars is something we all take for granted. Every car these days comes with a good quality radio, and... READ MORE I am GAY ICON! WoW! Posted: 04/02/10 Comments ( 1 ) How amazing! I have my first Civil Partnership couple, both applying a car EACH! That was two weeks ago; the sensible one has alre... READ MORE I am the Viz UK business ambassador! Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum! Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly! ...so, you know who I am - Ling THE UK's FAVOURITE CAR LEASING WEBSITE! Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD LING World Headquarters Vance Business Park Gateshead, NE11 9NE Tel 0191 460 9444 Fax 0870 486 1130 sales@LINGsCARS.com I prefer email to phone - Ling VAT No: 866 0241 30 Co Reg No: 6178634 Consumer Credit Licence: 624022 Data Protection No: Z1098490 Best Before: 17/08/2007   Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH! LATEST: Gordon "Dear Leader" Brown says bloody man wantings to "keep going", lah, after being asked if bloody man would resign if Labour failed to win general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:52 LATEST: Children's Secretary Ed Balls criticises children's commissioner for "ill advised" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) written-down messages on dead tree about James Bulger's killers. 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