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Customer Letter: 1416 / 1528
Martin says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTEROnce again very quick, easy and professional service from your team - Thank you! Good delivery of our new VW Transporter!

Martin Roberts
Dickens Developments
Friary House
111 - 113 Friary Road
London
SE15 1PY


Editor Note: Martin, you are a damn good customer and have had a few vehicles from me. Thanks so much for the letter - appreciate it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1390 / 1528
Harold says...

Very good service
Kept will informed
Clear instructions
Only an idiot could go wrong!

Excellent delivery, delivery on time, very pleasant man. Overall very good service.

Harold Grimmer
H J Transport Services
33 Ashridge Crescent
Plumstead
SE18 3EA


Editor Note: Harry, you know, that is almost a poem. If only it rhymed :) Never mind, you run a haulage business, not a poetry club, so I forgive you. Hope you enjoy hauling stuff in the V50, these are lovely cars. I pass on regards to delivery guy. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1322 / 1528
Richard says...
FORD FIESTAWhilst the website is a bit of a head explosion at first, you quickly get used to it and I loved how it worked. Annoyed that as soon as I signed the papers I was told the car would be delayed! Grrr! Overall good, easy, helpful service.

Richard Hurrell
39 Kenilworth Gardens
Shooters Hill
London
SE18 3JB


Editor Note: Grrr indeed. What's happened is that Ford have realised that moving Fiesta production to left-hand drive models can earn them much more, as the cars are built at Genk, Belgium and Ford can then sell them for strong Euros, instead of weak UK pounds. So, UK production has been part-diverted to feed the German market. Bloody Germans. This is putting back Fiestas (plus they are the UK's most popular car). Unfortunately, the dealers in the UK are out of control about this and they get last minute delays. Plus, Titanium production suffers because there is an alloy wheel shortage (as they are selling twice as many models with alloys as planned). Nightmare, eh? But better than not selling them. So apologies for delays, but I cannot control Ford factories.

Apart from all that, thanks for head-explosion comment, hahaha. Talk in a couple of years, Richard. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1318 / 1528
Frank says...
 Fantastic price! Fantastic service! Service with humour, you cannot beat it. Thanks! Good delivery of my new Citroen C1.

Frank Thornborrow
Address Withheld
London
SE2 ***


Editor Note: Frankie, I have withheld your address because you are a bloody sensitive occupation :) I don't want anyone giving you problems. Small C1 is ideal car for city. All you have to do now is drive it like hell :) Hahaha! Thanks for lovely comments! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1216 / 1528
Martin says...
 LINGsCARS has been a revelation in doing business in the UK. Gone are the days of traditional letters, post and replies and have been substituted with almost instant responses from personnel with a very good understanding of their customers' needs.

Even if something was incorrect, it was resolved almost instantly. Well done.

I cannot abide businesses who do not respect how busy their clients are and make you wait for information - well done Ling for breaking the trend. Good delivery, car was very dirty (***WAH! BLOODY DELIVERY DRIVERS!!! - Ling***) but arrived on time. John, one of my staff, is thoroughly enjoying the car.

Martin Roberts
Dickens Developments
Friary House
111 - 113 Friary Road
London
SE15 1PY


Editor Note: Martin, what a fantastic letter, thanks. This is when I feel so happy, to put in all the effort. There is no reason response cannot be instant (for any business) but UK car dealers are some of the worst in this respect. Car was dirty due to the distance travelled on a bad day, BUT no excuse for at least not car washing it before delivery. I kick the supplier. Thanks again, your letter is on my wall. So glad "John" is happy chappy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1205 / 1528
Joanne says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOI am very happy with the service you have provided, however when the Grande Punto was delivered there was no aerial with the car and the delivery man didn't show me how to work the cer; eg. the Blue and Me.

Joanne Mcarthur
89 Earlshall Road
Eltham
London
SE9 1PP


Editor Note: Joanne, once again I am let down by the supplying dealer! I kick them, beat them up and shout - but some dealers are STILL so unresponsive. They should learn better customer service, eh? I am pleased you are happy with MY service, shame I cannot say the same about the dealer's service. Boots swing into action, AGAIN! Grrrr. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1167 / 1528
Martin says...
 Very simplistic user friendly and helpful. Hope to use Ling in not too distant future. Delivery of our new Vectra was fine.

Martin Roberts
Dickens Developments
Friary House
111 - 113 Friary Road
London
SE15 1PY


Editor Note: Martin, you are manager of a Property Developers and Maintenance company, so I appreciate your comments. There was a slight issue of a week's delay in the contract start, so I sent you a refund for that week. It is really nice to deal with someone as efficient at replying as you, you made my job a pleasure. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1042 / 1528
Tim says...
CarDear Ling,

Thank you for all your help with my new Chrysler 300C. I had read some testimonals on your website to prior to ordering and would totally agree with their opinion – a fast, friendly, personal service which keeps you regularly updated and at a great price. One other major factor in choosing your service was “you” – you're not just some faceless company. Thanks again.

Excellent delivery, very friendly, arrived on time with a phone call on my mobile to warn me.

Tim Harding
22 Humber Road
London
SE3 7LT


Editor Note: Woo Hoo! Tim, you are a GP and I managed to read your writing! That is a first. You will frighten your elderly patients rolling up in your killer car Chrysler 300C low rider mother. Especially as it is in black. You will look like Jack Nicholson in the Witches of Eastwick. Harold Shipman should have driven one of these! I am sure you are quite a different kind of GP :) Send morphine, my fingers hurt from typing so many customer letters. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 828 / 1528
Paul says...
CarVery good service, lots of fun (which I never thought leasing a new car would be). I would use Ling again! Good delivery of my Citroen C4 Picasso. Everything fine.

Paul Moseley
43 Blenheim Grove
London
SE15 4QS


Editor Note: Lovely jubbly, Paul me old mukka, apples and pears Jamie Oliver pukka Picasso (is that how you talk?). Everyone loves these 5-seat Picassos, so you should find it a great car for London. Mind that congestion charge from Red Ken Livingstone (reminds me of the Chinese Government). Talk in 3-years when you need a replacement. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 787 / 1528
Grahaeme says...
CarLing you are a legend. I have never had someone email me back so quickly. Fantastic service from start to finish. I will definitely use you again in future (providing you are still the cheapest).

Grahaeme Smart
120 Meadowview Road
Catford
SE6 2NQ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, and who will beat me on price?? Not the dealers. My thought is "why email slowly when you can email fast?". DEALERS TAKE AVERAGE 24 HOURS TO RETURN AN EMAIL. All mine are done well within 24 minutes, probably sooner, immediately if possible. Got to laugh at the poor dealers... Enjoy the new Ford Mondeo! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 727 / 1528
Gregory says...
CarAfter spending several weeks searching for the best personal Contract Hire deal - I found Ling!

Best price, very efficient and I have a brand-new car for the first time in my life! I have already recommended Ling to all my friends and colleagues and will definitely use LINGsCARS again for my next PCH contract. Thanks soooooo much. Good delivery. Dealer would have scored "excellent" but the driver didn't quite make the AM delivery.

Gregory England
Cotsworld
Motting Ham Lane
London
SE9 4RW


Editor Note: Gregory, wow, a first new-car. I don't often get new-car virgins on my customer books :) That Astra is one of the best value cars this year, I have done dozens of them and every single customer is really pleased. Thanks for being a superstar customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 663 / 1528
Sarah says...
CarThe quote for my BMW 325 Coupe was more than competitive and the car - to the exact specification required - arrived ahead of schedule. Outstanding delivery, prompt polite and informative. I had to supply paperwork twice, but otherwise brilliant, thank you.

Sarah Doery
Address Withheld
London
SE1 ***


Editor Note: Sarah, you were a victim of the postal strikes. I has been driving me mad, so many letters lost in the post, or delayed by the communist postmen. It is a shame there is no real alternative. Despite all that you got your car early! Hope you have a great time zipping around London in your swanky BMW coupe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 299 / 1528
Satnam says...
VAUXHALL VIVARO"Dear Ling,

We were very pleased with your service. You made me feel like it was a relative lending us a van! A pleasure doing business with you. Manners 10/10. You are a great asset to LINGsCARS.com. Your supplying dealer was well mannered and efficient. You both make a good team. Keep up the good work, we will recommend you."

Satnam Singh
Spad Builders Ltd
31 Vicarage Park
Plumstead
London
SE18 7SU


Editor Note: Satnam! No wonder I am an asset to my company, I AM my company! As you are builder, I was toying with doubling price at last minute, delivering only half the van, and leaving big mess in your front garden, hehehe. But I didn't, because you are so nice as a customer. Enjoy Vauxhall Vivaro Van! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 112 / 1528
Ka says...
Great design, very funny, clear information

Ka Fung Lau
52 Rope Street
London
SE16 7TF


Editor Note: Great letter, very short, clear text - Ling



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Wah! Cuts in amount of health aid bloody annoying Blitish provides to Liberia and Sierra Leone having "compromised fight" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to stop spread of Ebola virus, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! Bond giant Pimco saw its investors withdraw record $23.5bn (RMB Yuan #14.5bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in funds after manager Bill Gross abruptly left capitalist entity last month. - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Can antidepressants treat brain tumours? - news replorted 01:25



Wah! RAF veterans who risked their lives to help Polish resistance - news replorted 01:22



Wah! The strange world of super-specialist cutlery - news replorted 01:21



Wah! Deputy First dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon calls for major bloody annoying Blitish welfare reform to be put on hold in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Anthony Horowitz, lah, best-selling author of Alex Rider teenage spy adventures, lah, becomes latest writer invited to pen new James Bond novel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Three bloody annoying Blitish universities lose their place in top 200 of global higher education league table while elite universities hold their ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! Hundreds of GP practices at risk of closure because of ageing workforce, lah, doctors' leaders say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:52



Wah! India is set to launch nationwide campaign to clean up country on 2 October, lah, birthday of Mahatma Gandhi, lah, but many of country's bureaucrats not happy about it, lah, writes BBC's Geeta Pandey in Delhi. - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The International Olympic Committee says it is satisfied with progress made by Rio de Janeiro in its preparations for 2016 Olympics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Click learns how to bend beacon technology to its bidding by turning London (capital of Great England) Street into musical wonderland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! 19th Century Brazil seen through eyes of bloody Engrishman - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Will our cities ever be congestion-free? - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Argentina's central capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity governor Juan Carlos Fabrega resigns after less than year in job, lah, as country's economic troubles pile up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Celebrities who had intimate pictures of themselves leaked onto internet were "dumb" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for taking them, lah, EU's new digital commissioner says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Yorkshire batsmen Adam Lyth and Alex Lees named PCA's player and young player of year respectively. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Devil worship in tunnels of man-eating mountain - news replorted 00:05



Wah! How data crunching is dictating our job prospects - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says Danny Welbeck is "electric" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after male gender human bleing's hat-trick in 4-1 win against Galatasaray. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:03



Wah! One of most beautiful railways in world has had one of its most successful summers on record. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has announced shortlist for its 2014 Award for Automotive Inno - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The all-new Vlauxhall Corsa Vauxhall’s all-new Corsa is available to order (piece of paper signee upee) from Octoblinger 8th priced from RMB Yuan #8,995 on-the-road, lah, with list prices reduced - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Rolls-Royce debuts Phantom Metropolitan Collection Rolls-Royce Motor Cars is delighted to present latest showcase of marque’s pinnacle Bespoke offering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Jaguar Heritage '57 Collection Today at Paris Motor Show, lah, Jagluar launched Heritage ’57 Collection, lah, range of branded velly damn good boiled chicken-feets celebrating 60 years of - news replorted 00:01



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