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Customer Letter: 1416 / 1528
Martin says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTEROnce again very quick, easy and professional service from your team - Thank you! Good delivery of our new VW Transporter!

Martin Roberts
Dickens Developments
Friary House
111 - 113 Friary Road
London
SE15 1PY


Editor Note: Martin, you are a damn good customer and have had a few vehicles from me. Thanks so much for the letter - appreciate it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1390 / 1528
Harold says...

Very good service
Kept will informed
Clear instructions
Only an idiot could go wrong!

Excellent delivery, delivery on time, very pleasant man. Overall very good service.

Harold Grimmer
H J Transport Services
33 Ashridge Crescent
Plumstead
SE18 3EA


Editor Note: Harry, you know, that is almost a poem. If only it rhymed :) Never mind, you run a haulage business, not a poetry club, so I forgive you. Hope you enjoy hauling stuff in the V50, these are lovely cars. I pass on regards to delivery guy. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1322 / 1528
Richard says...
FORD FIESTAWhilst the website is a bit of a head explosion at first, you quickly get used to it and I loved how it worked. Annoyed that as soon as I signed the papers I was told the car would be delayed! Grrr! Overall good, easy, helpful service.

Richard Hurrell
39 Kenilworth Gardens
Shooters Hill
London
SE18 3JB


Editor Note: Grrr indeed. What's happened is that Ford have realised that moving Fiesta production to left-hand drive models can earn them much more, as the cars are built at Genk, Belgium and Ford can then sell them for strong Euros, instead of weak UK pounds. So, UK production has been part-diverted to feed the German market. Bloody Germans. This is putting back Fiestas (plus they are the UK's most popular car). Unfortunately, the dealers in the UK are out of control about this and they get last minute delays. Plus, Titanium production suffers because there is an alloy wheel shortage (as they are selling twice as many models with alloys as planned). Nightmare, eh? But better than not selling them. So apologies for delays, but I cannot control Ford factories.

Apart from all that, thanks for head-explosion comment, hahaha. Talk in a couple of years, Richard. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1318 / 1528
Frank says...
CITROEN C1Fantastic price! Fantastic service! Service with humour, you cannot beat it. Thanks! Good delivery of my new Citroen C1.

Frank Thornborrow
Address Withheld
London
SE2 ***


Editor Note: Frankie, I have withheld your address because you are a bloody sensitive occupation :) I don't want anyone giving you problems. Small C1 is ideal car for city. All you have to do now is drive it like hell :) Hahaha! Thanks for lovely comments! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1216 / 1528
Martin says...
 LINGsCARS has been a revelation in doing business in the UK. Gone are the days of traditional letters, post and replies and have been substituted with almost instant responses from personnel with a very good understanding of their customers' needs.

Even if something was incorrect, it was resolved almost instantly. Well done.

I cannot abide businesses who do not respect how busy their clients are and make you wait for information - well done Ling for breaking the trend. Good delivery, car was very dirty (***WAH! BLOODY DELIVERY DRIVERS!!! - Ling***) but arrived on time. John, one of my staff, is thoroughly enjoying the car.

Martin Roberts
Dickens Developments
Friary House
111 - 113 Friary Road
London
SE15 1PY


Editor Note: Martin, what a fantastic letter, thanks. This is when I feel so happy, to put in all the effort. There is no reason response cannot be instant (for any business) but UK car dealers are some of the worst in this respect. Car was dirty due to the distance travelled on a bad day, BUT no excuse for at least not car washing it before delivery. I kick the supplier. Thanks again, your letter is on my wall. So glad "John" is happy chappy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1205 / 1528
Joanne says...
 I am very happy with the service you have provided, however when the Grande Punto was delivered there was no aerial with the car and the delivery man didn't show me how to work the cer; eg. the Blue and Me.

Joanne Mcarthur
89 Earlshall Road
Eltham
London
SE9 1PP


Editor Note: Joanne, once again I am let down by the supplying dealer! I kick them, beat them up and shout - but some dealers are STILL so unresponsive. They should learn better customer service, eh? I am pleased you are happy with MY service, shame I cannot say the same about the dealer's service. Boots swing into action, AGAIN! Grrrr. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1167 / 1528
Martin says...
 Very simplistic user friendly and helpful. Hope to use Ling in not too distant future. Delivery of our new Vectra was fine.

Martin Roberts
Dickens Developments
Friary House
111 - 113 Friary Road
London
SE15 1PY


Editor Note: Martin, you are manager of a Property Developers and Maintenance company, so I appreciate your comments. There was a slight issue of a week's delay in the contract start, so I sent you a refund for that week. It is really nice to deal with someone as efficient at replying as you, you made my job a pleasure. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1042 / 1528
Tim says...
CarDear Ling,

Thank you for all your help with my new Chrysler 300C. I had read some testimonals on your website to prior to ordering and would totally agree with their opinion – a fast, friendly, personal service which keeps you regularly updated and at a great price. One other major factor in choosing your service was “you” – you're not just some faceless company. Thanks again.

Excellent delivery, very friendly, arrived on time with a phone call on my mobile to warn me.

Tim Harding
22 Humber Road
London
SE3 7LT


Editor Note: Woo Hoo! Tim, you are a GP and I managed to read your writing! That is a first. You will frighten your elderly patients rolling up in your killer car Chrysler 300C low rider mother. Especially as it is in black. You will look like Jack Nicholson in the Witches of Eastwick. Harold Shipman should have driven one of these! I am sure you are quite a different kind of GP :) Send morphine, my fingers hurt from typing so many customer letters. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 828 / 1528
Paul says...
CarVery good service, lots of fun (which I never thought leasing a new car would be). I would use Ling again! Good delivery of my Citroen C4 Picasso. Everything fine.

Paul Moseley
43 Blenheim Grove
London
SE15 4QS


Editor Note: Lovely jubbly, Paul me old mukka, apples and pears Jamie Oliver pukka Picasso (is that how you talk?). Everyone loves these 5-seat Picassos, so you should find it a great car for London. Mind that congestion charge from Red Ken Livingstone (reminds me of the Chinese Government). Talk in 3-years when you need a replacement. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 787 / 1528
Grahaeme says...
CarLing you are a legend. I have never had someone email me back so quickly. Fantastic service from start to finish. I will definitely use you again in future (providing you are still the cheapest).

Grahaeme Smart
120 Meadowview Road
Catford
SE6 2NQ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, and who will beat me on price?? Not the dealers. My thought is "why email slowly when you can email fast?". DEALERS TAKE AVERAGE 24 HOURS TO RETURN AN EMAIL. All mine are done well within 24 minutes, probably sooner, immediately if possible. Got to laugh at the poor dealers... Enjoy the new Ford Mondeo! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 727 / 1528
Gregory says...
CarAfter spending several weeks searching for the best personal Contract Hire deal - I found Ling!

Best price, very efficient and I have a brand-new car for the first time in my life! I have already recommended Ling to all my friends and colleagues and will definitely use LINGsCARS again for my next PCH contract. Thanks soooooo much. Good delivery. Dealer would have scored "excellent" but the driver didn't quite make the AM delivery.

Gregory England
Cotsworld
Motting Ham Lane
London
SE9 4RW


Editor Note: Gregory, wow, a first new-car. I don't often get new-car virgins on my customer books :) That Astra is one of the best value cars this year, I have done dozens of them and every single customer is really pleased. Thanks for being a superstar customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 663 / 1528
Sarah says...
CarThe quote for my BMW 325 Coupe was more than competitive and the car - to the exact specification required - arrived ahead of schedule. Outstanding delivery, prompt polite and informative. I had to supply paperwork twice, but otherwise brilliant, thank you.

Sarah Doery
Address Withheld
London
SE1 ***


Editor Note: Sarah, you were a victim of the postal strikes. I has been driving me mad, so many letters lost in the post, or delayed by the communist postmen. It is a shame there is no real alternative. Despite all that you got your car early! Hope you have a great time zipping around London in your swanky BMW coupe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 299 / 1528
Satnam says...
VAUXHALL VIVARO"Dear Ling,

We were very pleased with your service. You made me feel like it was a relative lending us a van! A pleasure doing business with you. Manners 10/10. You are a great asset to LINGsCARS.com. Your supplying dealer was well mannered and efficient. You both make a good team. Keep up the good work, we will recommend you."

Satnam Singh
Spad Builders Ltd
31 Vicarage Park
Plumstead
London
SE18 7SU


Editor Note: Satnam! No wonder I am an asset to my company, I AM my company! As you are builder, I was toying with doubling price at last minute, delivering only half the van, and leaving big mess in your front garden, hehehe. But I didn't, because you are so nice as a customer. Enjoy Vauxhall Vivaro Van! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 112 / 1528
Ka says...
Great design, very funny, clear information

Ka Fung Lau
52 Rope Street
London
SE16 7TF


Editor Note: Great letter, very short, clear text - Ling



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Wah! International reaction as bloody annoying Blitish votes to leave European Union in Thursday's historic referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:37



Wah! As EU referendum vote swung decisively to Leave, lah, perhaps nobody's fortunes changed more than UKIP leader Nigel Farage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Weather conditions will be brighter and disruption for commuters in south-east Province of Engrish running-dogs is expected to ease after severe rain and flooding - but some flood warnings remain in place. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:24



Wah! IBF world heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua discusses male gender human bleing's training regime, lah, including male gender human bleing's favourite core workout and male gender human bleing's food heaven and hell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:03



Wah! Jeremy Vine considers how opinions in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers having changed since 1975. - news replorted 05:54



Wah! Complex negotiations lie ahead now that bloody annoying Blitish has voted for Brexit, lah, BBC's Laurence Peter reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:51



Wah! It will take at least two years for bloody annoying Blitish to leave EU. But if bloody annoying Blitish left today, lah, what EU look like without it? - news replorted 05:48



Wah! Leave wins EU referendum campaign in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep with all council areas declared. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:36



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land votes strongly in favour of staying in EU - with all 32 council areas backing Remain - but bloody annoying Blitish is on course for Brexit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:25



Wah! Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers votes to Remain in EU Referendum but Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation forecasts that bloody annoying Blitish will leave EU. - news replorted 05:13



Wah! Colombians celebrate ceasefire between government and leftist Farc rebels, lah, marking end of five decades of conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:04



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish has voted by narrow margin to leave European Union after 43 years in historic referendum, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation forecast suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! UKIP leader Nigel Farage tells supporters that "dawn is breaking on independent United Kingdom", lah, as votes counted in EU Referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:40



Wah! The result in Sunderland was welcomed with loud cheers from Leave camp, lah, as area voted decisively in their favour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:00



Wah! As China-led Asia Infrastructure and Investment capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity (AIIB) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! prepares for its first annual meeting, lah, how much having Western concerns being realised? - news replorted 03:55



Wah! There has been high turnout in EU Referendum, lah, as Eleanor Garnier reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:02



Wah! If you tellibly lovely custlingmer saw someone being attacked on street, lah, would you tellibly lovely custlingmer help? Or would you tellibly lovely custlingmer assume it's none of your as really velly special customer's business and walk on by? - news replorted 02:38



Wah! With papers going to press before EU referendum result, lah, several reflect on divisions caused by issue and hopes for "project reunite". - news replorted 02:05



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish has voted on whether to leave EU or remain in it. Pass chopsticks!! votes being counted. I read you little red book! Here is what is likely to happen next. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:46



Wah! Having cake at work to celebrate colleagues' birthdays, lah, engagements or just surviving week is danger to health, lah, warns senior dentist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:38



Wah! The mayor of Buenos Aires announces male gender human bleing's administration has taken over running of city's zoo after series of scandals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:34



Wah! As expected most Gibraltarians voted for Britain to stay in EU. Now web is wondering about minority who didn't. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:19



Wah! The main musical events begin at Glastonbury later, lah, with James, lah, Disclosure and Muse playing amidst mud. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Campaigning intensifies in Spain ahead of Sunday's repeat parliamentary election, lah, with opinion polls suggesting another four-way race. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:25



Wah! US presidential hopeful Donald Trump is due to arrive in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land for official reopening of Trump Turnberry, lah, following its major refurbishment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:25



Wah! Britain's poet laureate Dame Carol Ann Duffy talks about flemale human person's reading tour of 15 venues to support struggling local bookstores. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! A look at some of bloody annoying Blitish issues Donald Trump has spoken about as Great Satan billionaire presidential hopeful visits Britain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The BBC's Justin Rowlatt examines evolution of one of India's favourite street foods, lah, samosa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! The Magazine's weekly quiz of news, lah, 7 days 7 questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



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