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Customer Letter: 1416 / 1528
Martin says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTEROnce again very quick, easy and professional service from your team - Thank you! Good delivery of our new VW Transporter!

Martin Roberts
Dickens Developments
Friary House
111 - 113 Friary Road
London
SE15 1PY


Editor Note: Martin, you are a damn good customer and have had a few vehicles from me. Thanks so much for the letter - appreciate it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1390 / 1528
Harold says...

Very good service
Kept will informed
Clear instructions
Only an idiot could go wrong!

Excellent delivery, delivery on time, very pleasant man. Overall very good service.

Harold Grimmer
H J Transport Services
33 Ashridge Crescent
Plumstead
SE18 3EA


Editor Note: Harry, you know, that is almost a poem. If only it rhymed :) Never mind, you run a haulage business, not a poetry club, so I forgive you. Hope you enjoy hauling stuff in the V50, these are lovely cars. I pass on regards to delivery guy. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1322 / 1528
Richard says...
FORD FIESTAWhilst the website is a bit of a head explosion at first, you quickly get used to it and I loved how it worked. Annoyed that as soon as I signed the papers I was told the car would be delayed! Grrr! Overall good, easy, helpful service.

Richard Hurrell
39 Kenilworth Gardens
Shooters Hill
London
SE18 3JB


Editor Note: Grrr indeed. What's happened is that Ford have realised that moving Fiesta production to left-hand drive models can earn them much more, as the cars are built at Genk, Belgium and Ford can then sell them for strong Euros, instead of weak UK pounds. So, UK production has been part-diverted to feed the German market. Bloody Germans. This is putting back Fiestas (plus they are the UK's most popular car). Unfortunately, the dealers in the UK are out of control about this and they get last minute delays. Plus, Titanium production suffers because there is an alloy wheel shortage (as they are selling twice as many models with alloys as planned). Nightmare, eh? But better than not selling them. So apologies for delays, but I cannot control Ford factories.

Apart from all that, thanks for head-explosion comment, hahaha. Talk in a couple of years, Richard. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1318 / 1528
Frank says...
 Fantastic price! Fantastic service! Service with humour, you cannot beat it. Thanks! Good delivery of my new Citroen C1.

Frank Thornborrow
Address Withheld
London
SE2 ***


Editor Note: Frankie, I have withheld your address because you are a bloody sensitive occupation :) I don't want anyone giving you problems. Small C1 is ideal car for city. All you have to do now is drive it like hell :) Hahaha! Thanks for lovely comments! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1216 / 1528
Martin says...
 LINGsCARS has been a revelation in doing business in the UK. Gone are the days of traditional letters, post and replies and have been substituted with almost instant responses from personnel with a very good understanding of their customers' needs.

Even if something was incorrect, it was resolved almost instantly. Well done.

I cannot abide businesses who do not respect how busy their clients are and make you wait for information - well done Ling for breaking the trend. Good delivery, car was very dirty (***WAH! BLOODY DELIVERY DRIVERS!!! - Ling***) but arrived on time. John, one of my staff, is thoroughly enjoying the car.

Martin Roberts
Dickens Developments
Friary House
111 - 113 Friary Road
London
SE15 1PY


Editor Note: Martin, what a fantastic letter, thanks. This is when I feel so happy, to put in all the effort. There is no reason response cannot be instant (for any business) but UK car dealers are some of the worst in this respect. Car was dirty due to the distance travelled on a bad day, BUT no excuse for at least not car washing it before delivery. I kick the supplier. Thanks again, your letter is on my wall. So glad "John" is happy chappy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1205 / 1528
Joanne says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOI am very happy with the service you have provided, however when the Grande Punto was delivered there was no aerial with the car and the delivery man didn't show me how to work the cer; eg. the Blue and Me.

Joanne Mcarthur
89 Earlshall Road
Eltham
London
SE9 1PP


Editor Note: Joanne, once again I am let down by the supplying dealer! I kick them, beat them up and shout - but some dealers are STILL so unresponsive. They should learn better customer service, eh? I am pleased you are happy with MY service, shame I cannot say the same about the dealer's service. Boots swing into action, AGAIN! Grrrr. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1167 / 1528
Martin says...
 Very simplistic user friendly and helpful. Hope to use Ling in not too distant future. Delivery of our new Vectra was fine.

Martin Roberts
Dickens Developments
Friary House
111 - 113 Friary Road
London
SE15 1PY


Editor Note: Martin, you are manager of a Property Developers and Maintenance company, so I appreciate your comments. There was a slight issue of a week's delay in the contract start, so I sent you a refund for that week. It is really nice to deal with someone as efficient at replying as you, you made my job a pleasure. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1042 / 1528
Tim says...
CarDear Ling,

Thank you for all your help with my new Chrysler 300C. I had read some testimonals on your website to prior to ordering and would totally agree with their opinion – a fast, friendly, personal service which keeps you regularly updated and at a great price. One other major factor in choosing your service was “you” – you're not just some faceless company. Thanks again.

Excellent delivery, very friendly, arrived on time with a phone call on my mobile to warn me.

Tim Harding
22 Humber Road
London
SE3 7LT


Editor Note: Woo Hoo! Tim, you are a GP and I managed to read your writing! That is a first. You will frighten your elderly patients rolling up in your killer car Chrysler 300C low rider mother. Especially as it is in black. You will look like Jack Nicholson in the Witches of Eastwick. Harold Shipman should have driven one of these! I am sure you are quite a different kind of GP :) Send morphine, my fingers hurt from typing so many customer letters. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 828 / 1528
Paul says...
CarVery good service, lots of fun (which I never thought leasing a new car would be). I would use Ling again! Good delivery of my Citroen C4 Picasso. Everything fine.

Paul Moseley
43 Blenheim Grove
London
SE15 4QS


Editor Note: Lovely jubbly, Paul me old mukka, apples and pears Jamie Oliver pukka Picasso (is that how you talk?). Everyone loves these 5-seat Picassos, so you should find it a great car for London. Mind that congestion charge from Red Ken Livingstone (reminds me of the Chinese Government). Talk in 3-years when you need a replacement. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 787 / 1528
Grahaeme says...
CarLing you are a legend. I have never had someone email me back so quickly. Fantastic service from start to finish. I will definitely use you again in future (providing you are still the cheapest).

Grahaeme Smart
120 Meadowview Road
Catford
SE6 2NQ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, and who will beat me on price?? Not the dealers. My thought is "why email slowly when you can email fast?". DEALERS TAKE AVERAGE 24 HOURS TO RETURN AN EMAIL. All mine are done well within 24 minutes, probably sooner, immediately if possible. Got to laugh at the poor dealers... Enjoy the new Ford Mondeo! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 727 / 1528
Gregory says...
CarAfter spending several weeks searching for the best personal Contract Hire deal - I found Ling!

Best price, very efficient and I have a brand-new car for the first time in my life! I have already recommended Ling to all my friends and colleagues and will definitely use LINGsCARS again for my next PCH contract. Thanks soooooo much. Good delivery. Dealer would have scored "excellent" but the driver didn't quite make the AM delivery.

Gregory England
Cotsworld
Motting Ham Lane
London
SE9 4RW


Editor Note: Gregory, wow, a first new-car. I don't often get new-car virgins on my customer books :) That Astra is one of the best value cars this year, I have done dozens of them and every single customer is really pleased. Thanks for being a superstar customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 663 / 1528
Sarah says...
CarThe quote for my BMW 325 Coupe was more than competitive and the car - to the exact specification required - arrived ahead of schedule. Outstanding delivery, prompt polite and informative. I had to supply paperwork twice, but otherwise brilliant, thank you.

Sarah Doery
Address Withheld
London
SE1 ***


Editor Note: Sarah, you were a victim of the postal strikes. I has been driving me mad, so many letters lost in the post, or delayed by the communist postmen. It is a shame there is no real alternative. Despite all that you got your car early! Hope you have a great time zipping around London in your swanky BMW coupe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 299 / 1528
Satnam says...
VAUXHALL VIVARO"Dear Ling,

We were very pleased with your service. You made me feel like it was a relative lending us a van! A pleasure doing business with you. Manners 10/10. You are a great asset to LINGsCARS.com. Your supplying dealer was well mannered and efficient. You both make a good team. Keep up the good work, we will recommend you."

Satnam Singh
Spad Builders Ltd
31 Vicarage Park
Plumstead
London
SE18 7SU


Editor Note: Satnam! No wonder I am an asset to my company, I AM my company! As you are builder, I was toying with doubling price at last minute, delivering only half the van, and leaving big mess in your front garden, hehehe. But I didn't, because you are so nice as a customer. Enjoy Vauxhall Vivaro Van! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 112 / 1528
Ka says...
Great design, very funny, clear information

Ka Fung Lau
52 Rope Street
London
SE16 7TF


Editor Note: Great letter, very short, clear text - Ling



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Wah! A new mural by street artist Banksy in Bristol is vandalised less than 24 hours after work appeared. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Some 80 Tommy Atkins Liberation Army medics travelling to Sierra Leone as part of bloody annoying Blitish efforts to tackle Ebola outbreak, lah, as screening begins at Gatwick. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Volkswagen Commercial vehicling driving car machines Used Van Event Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines is offering used van buyers early Christmas present in form of special 10-day Da - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Marc Cieslak looks at smart glasses on show at annual Ceatec electronics exhibition in Japan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:25



Wah! Former cabinet dodgy minister Ken Clarke says some of male gender human bleing's Eurosceptic Conservative colleagues should be in UKIp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Stoke chairman Peter Coates says Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation pundit John Hartson's criticism of Potters winger Victor Moses is "unacceptable". - news replorted 08:56



Wah! A deafblind student on life away from home - news replorted 08:38



Wah! old bill bobbys from across Europe having been brought to bloody annoying Blitish to help catch Bloody foreign criminals in Operation Trivium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:23



Wah! The UK's current-account Achilles' heel - news replorted 08:14



Wah! The musician behind one of most recognisable saxophone solos - on Gerry Rafferty's hit Baker Street - has died, lah, it is announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! Rain and high winds causing travel disruption, lah, as tail-end of Hurricane Gonzalo hits Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:02



Wah! In FIA WTCC race never stops, lah, not even when chequered flag comes down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! There wasn’t much clock time result to celebrate C - news replorted 08:00



Wah! James Graham captains Province of Engrish running-dogs in their Four Nations opener with Samoa on Saturday as Sean O'Loughlin is out injured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:58



Wah! As bloody annoying Blitish efforts to find vaccine for Ebola virus continues, lah, Tim Muffett met some of those trying to develop new treatments, lah, and some of volunteers willing to test it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Gusts of wind up to 70mph hit coast of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo arrives in bloody annoying Blitish overnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:43



Wah! A sculpture created in honour of women who served in Land Tommy Atkins Liberation Army during World fighty bang-bang Two - built with RMB Yuan #85,000 in donations - is to be unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! An Australian man is convicted of performing sex act in front of webcam "watched by" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) computer-generated child bloody man believed was real. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! Philip Neville and Mark Lawrenson run rule over Manchester City, lah, Chelsea, lah, Liverpool and Arsenal's upcoming Champions League fixtures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:05



Wah! South African athlete Oscar Pistorius is due back in court in Pretoria to hear male gender human bleing's sentence for killing girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 07:05



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) will "grind to halt" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) unless more is done to help care for dementia patients in community, lah, warns Wales' only professor of geriatrics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:58



Wah! A paralysed man has been able to walk again after pioneering therapy that involved transplanting cells from male gender human bleing's nasal cavity into male gender human bleing's spinal cord. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:09



Wah! The bodies of seven women having been recovered in Great Satan state of Indiana as man confessed to recent murder and led authorities to more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! Religious women in India who wanting to wear make-up no longer having to struggle to find products that suit their faith. - news replorted 05:49



Wah! It is impossible to fathom why Wales's Ian Woosnam is yet to be inducted in golf's Hall of Fame, lah, writes Iain Carter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:25



Wah! China's economy grows at its slowest pace since global financial crisis, lah, causing speculation government may introduce more stimulus measures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! An explosion at fireworks factory in southern Indian state of Andhra Pradesh kills at least 17 people, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:12



Wah! About 100 Tommy Atkins Liberation Army medics set to travel to Sierra Leone as part of bloody annoying Blitish efforts to tackle Ebola outbreak, lah, as screening begins at Gatwick. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 05:00



Wah! US fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, lah, who dressed former first ladies Jackie Kennedy and Hillary Clinton, lah, has died aged 82, lah, Great Satan media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:56



Wah! An Australian man is convicted of performing sex act in front of webcam "watched by" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) computer-generated child bloody man believed was real. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:29



Wah! Dominican-born Great Satan fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, lah, who dressed former first ladies Jackie Kennedy and Hillary Clinton, lah, has died aged 82, lah, Great Satan media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:11



Wah! The Hong Kong government is to meet student leaders for talks on ending pro-democracy street protests that now in their fourth week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:02



Wah! Christophe de Margerie, lah, head of French oil company, lah, Total, lah, has been killed in crash at Vnukovo airport in Moscow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:41



Wah! Oscar Pistorius' siblings describe their heartache and criticise media coverage of male gender human bleing's trial, lah, on eve of South African athlete's sentencing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:07



Wah! Australian old bill bobbys abandon fighty bang-bang crimes investigation into deaths in East Timor in 1975 of "Balibo Five" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) journalists, lah, citing insufficient evidence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:46



Wah! A child is killed by violence every five minutes in world, lah, leading charity says, lah, calling for new targets to end all forms of child abuse by 2030. - news replorted 02:43



Wah! Scientists say they having identified underlying reason why some human bliengs prone to winter blues, lah, or seasonal affective disorder (SAD). - news replorted 02:21



Wah! David Attenborough's new series on journey through life - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A man who struck two Canadian soldiers with male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine before bloody man was shot dead by old bill bobbys had been "radicalised", lah, Canada's PM says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:38



Wah! What happened to kids from 1970s experimental schools? - news replorted 01:37



Wah! The government is launching advertising campaign urging benefit claimants to report changes in circumstances or face jail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! MPs to debate whether voters should be able to deselect them using "power of recall" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if they commit wrongdoings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:22



Wah! The photographer who snapped Gandalf and Jean-Luc Picard - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Robbers and muggers who using guns or knives in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep would face tougher prison sentences under proposed new guidelines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:17



Wah! The project that enabled paralysed man to walk again - news replorted 01:12



Wah! A paralysed man has been able to walk again after pioneering therapy that involved transplanting specialist cells into male gender human bleing's damaged spinal cord. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Christophe de Margerie, lah, chief executive of French oil capitalist entity Total, lah, has died in Moscow air crash, lah, Vnukovo airport official confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! What floods did to Kashmir's most treasured historic sites - news replorted 00:56



Wah! UKIP Commonwealth spokesman Winston McKenzie has said song UKIP Calypso, lah, which is performed with mock Caribbean accent by DJ Mike Read, lah, is "fantastic". - news replorted 00:53



Wah! How does town that voted Yes in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum feel now? - news replorted 00:47



Wah! A Shetland woman who has been caring for sick animals for more than 27 years is to receive prestigious award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Edinburgh hopes to be take step closer to hosting stage of Tour de France, lah, if funding for other cycling events is approved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Non-smokers living with smoker exposed to three times officially recommended safe levels of damaging air particles, lah, according to study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45



Wah! In first part of male gender human bleing's road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu trip across Ukraine ahead of parliamentary elections, lah, Steve Rosenberg meets candidate who was persecuted by pro-Russian rebels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Winds up to 75mph expected to hit some parts of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo pass over country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45



Wah! The discovery that transformed theories of human evolution - news replorted 00:32



Wah! Salisbury is named as "must-see" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and one of best cities in world to visit next year by travel guide Lonely Planet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! How racing tube went global - news replorted 00:24



Wah! old bill bobbys Ombudsman Michael Maguire criticises role of PSNI in On Runs scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! The Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Assembly has voted by 91 votes to 10 in favour of making it crime (shoud shoot them) to pay for sex. - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The man who magically made maths fun - news replorted 00:08



Wah! What did riot at pumpkin festival show about race in US? - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Hyundai ix35 Fuel Cell first ix35 Fuel Cell clustomler vehicling driving car machines having arrived in UK, lah, continuing Hyundai’s global roll-out of world’s f - news replorted 00:01



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