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Customer Letter: 1308 / 1528
Ganesh says...
 Hi Ling, as I mentioned previously, I am in the motor trade and have been for 16 years! Your service has been faultless. You kept me informed and updated at all stages of the transaction. Very well done to you and your team! How it should be done!!! Excellent delivery of the A4 Cabriolet, very prompt.

Ganesh Panchanathan
27 Collins Avenue
Stanmore
Middlesex London
HA7 1DL


Editor Note: Well, another motor trade customer. You are General Sales Manager at Crown Motors. I get many because the deals are so good. I have an A4 Cab, too, these are lovely cars. What a shame you had the last one made. I will really miss mine when it goes back. Thanks for the comments, I really try my hard to be the best in the motor trade (not that hard), hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1069 / 1528
Sahem says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERFrom application stage right through to delivery, Ling was very helpful and efficient. I have recommended her to friends.

Sahem Rajababoo
11 Newton Road
Harrow
Middlesex
HA3 7EU


Editor Note: Sahem, nice short letter, thanks. And you have a nice short car, a Citroen C-Crosser. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1036 / 1528
Steve says...
CarFantastic service. Will be back for more cars/vans when we need them. Good delivery, the Qashqai arrived on time and all the controls were explained.

Steve Hill/Dave Watson
MHL Heating
Unit 7, 8-10
Marlborough Hill
HA1 1UX


Editor Note: ...unlike my bloody heating system (not from MHL!) at home which has broken :) I have no idea of the controls, all I know is my shower is bloody freezing, hahahaha! So happy you are happy Steve and Dave. I look forward to your next car or van :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 599 / 1528
Michael says...
CarDear Ling,

Very pleased with the new Focus, as I was with my previous MX5 from you. Good specifications and good prices. My guess is you were educated at Roedean College and that you put on this Anglo/Chinese accent to try and be authentic.

Your website is excellent and makes it easy to compare cars and prices. Once decided, you make the process of obtaining the chosen car extremely easy. Always good to do business with you.

Michael Carter
Michael Carter & Associates
2 Meadow Road
Pinner
HA5 1EB


Editor Note: Margaret Cole in "Growing up into Revolution" (1949) says: "I have never understood why my parents sent me to Roedean. To remove me from the home was understandable. I was the wrong sort of cuckoo in a horridly alien nest. The cross was too wide, and Roedean was, emphatically, the wrong sort of school for me. But I would go further and say it was not a good sort of school at all. It was very expensive; I only got in as the winner of the single annual scholarship." On the other hand, I went to No7 Middle School in Chengdu and I say "It was a nice school by Chinese standards. There were thousands and thousands of pupils and we learned by rote, repeating stuff again and again. We could not talk. We sat to attention all day. Punishment was common. Homework lasted until 11pm. Thank God it ended." Apart from that rubbish, you are a long-term customer, a Quantity Surveyor. I always enjoy dealing with nice, professionals like you, Michael. Enjoy the Focus! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 556 / 1528
Ben says...
CarFrustrating at times but ultimately Ling proved to be the best person I could have contacted. I will not speak to any other leasing company again. Thanks Ling!

Ben Russell
Taylor Hawkins Ltd (Estate Agents)
58 Edgware Way
Edgware
HA8 8DJ


Editor Note: Ben, Ben, Ben! Hehehe, you were SO ANNOYED that bloody VW had to actually build your car and you had to actually wait for it. But this happens sometimes, I cannot shout at VW for making popular cars, can I? You were really lovely even if you got impatient like a kid. At one stage I nearly cancelled your car, and at another stage you nearly cancelled it :). But with a bit of patience it was fine in the end. I do not hear any moaning, now! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 256 / 1528
Steve says...
CarDear Ling

Thank you so much for helping with my Shogun Sport, to say I am pleased is an understatement. It's the first time I've taken out a personal contract like this and I have to say that your fantastic website, your obvious dedication to your work, and your keyrings and ginger sweets have made the whole experience very easy and enjoyable!

Maybe the days of the normal car dealer are numbered? Now all I say to you is when you need a new computer you can come to me!

Steve Gayler
Head of Education
Tracline (UK) Ltd
1 High Street
Edgware
HA8 7TH


Editor Note: Ohhh, you can get lots of computers in back of Shogun, Steve. Usually I buy Dell computers, but next time I need PC, you will be first call I make. Thanks for sugary words of support, glad you like ginger sweets as most customers tell me they make them choke - Ling



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Customer Letter: 149 / 1528
Paul says...
CarI was very impressed with the friendly personal service. It was nice to deal with the same person who knew all about me. Any questions and queries were all answered straight away. A very efficient and helpful service, and a very nice delivery guy.

Paul Dennis
68 Peel Road
North Wembley
HA9 7LU


Editor Note: Paul, you were very pleasant customer to deal with. Thank you for nice letter! - Ling



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Wah! Pakistan's desperate measures to protect schools - news replorted 08:04



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Wah! A hacker group attacks official website of Malaysia Airlines, lah, but capitalist entity says bookings and user data not compromised. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is being put under too much pressure "rescuing" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) human bliengs from illnesses through smoking, lah, drinking and poor diet, lah, health dodgy minister warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! A windsurfer is missing after reportedly disappearing in foggy conditions in estuary in Lancashire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:18



Wah! Energy capitalist entity SSE says it is cutting its domestic gas prices by 4.1% from 30 April. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Teachers at some schools in north-western Pakistan having been told they can take guns into school to protect students. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:15



Wah! A man accused of murdering two pensioners is found hanging in male gender human bleing's prison cell, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:59



Wah! Eddie Redmayne and Downton Abbey among winners at Screen Actors Guild awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:58



Wah! KADJAR - Renault's first C-segment crossover name KADJAR is built around KAD- and -JAr. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! KAD- is inspired by ‘quad’ – representing go-anywhere four-wheeled vehi - news replorted 06:30



Wah! The Newry-based property firm Parker Green International has refinanced its loans which were held by Cerberus investment fund. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Northern Ireland's education dodgy minister is asked to explain why bloody man approved new Irish language school amid claim (always claiming, huh?) cost is unsustainable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Lord Smith of Kelvin is to take on another high-profile role, lah, after agreeing to chair of one of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's largest regeneration projects. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! The country celebrates its official national day - news replorted 06:10



Wah! A "potentially historic blizzard" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) could dump up to 90cm (3ft) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of snow on Great Satan north-east coast, lah, including New York, lah, meteorologists warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:42



Wah! A scheme allowing human bliengs to find out if their partner has history of domestic violence has been used more than 1,300 times, lah, old bill bobbys figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 05:27



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State property giant Dalian Wanda is set to invest $1bn (RMB Yuan #667bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in real estate development near Sydney Harbour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:26



Wah! Weather forecasters in United Sates warning that more than one metre of snow is predicted to fall and airlines having already cancelled hundreds of flights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! The most senior Great Satan envoy for East Asia is in Thailand for talks with its military government, lah, highest-level contact since last year's coup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 05:10



Wah! President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama begins second day of male gender human bleing's visit to India by becoming first Great Satan head of state to attend Republic Day parade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! Serena Williams avoids another Grand Slam defeat by Garbine Muguruza as bloody woman fights back to reach Australian Open quarter-finals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:57



Wah! Anti-austerity Syriza party leader Alexis Tsipras vows to end Greece's "five years of humiliation and pain" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after winning general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:52



Wah! Top Ugandan rebel commander Dominic Ongwen is due to appear at International Criminal Court (ICC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Hague to face fighty bang-bang crimes charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:36



Wah! The 2015 general election will be unlike any other - and is close to impossible to predict, lah, says David Cowling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 04:18



Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and Indian Prime Minister, lah, Narendra Modi, lah, say they having reached long awaited breakthrough on issues holding up civil nuclear co-operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:16



Wah! At least 30 old bill bobbys killed as they storm village controlled by Islamist rebels in Maguindanao province, lah, southern Philippines, lah, say officials. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:43



Wah! Drivers claimed more than RMB Yuan #3m compensation for pothole damage in Britain last year, lah, survey by RAC Foundation suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! Despite all warnings, lah, too many of Great Satan living unhealthy lifestyles. Eating rice!! This causes serious burden - and not just to individual, lah, but to NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) and wider society as well. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:26



Wah! France's Le Pen family split over controversial anti-Muslim video - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Pope Francis has released colourful balloons at ceremony in St Peter's Square to symbolise peace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:12



Wah! How did Nigeria's Boko Haram become so strong? - news replorted 02:08



Wah! US Air Force UFO secrets revealed - news replorted 02:03



Wah! The Burmese government say investigations continuing into rape and murder of two teachers last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:54



Wah! The Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs will consecrate its first female bishop, lah, Reverend Libby Lane, lah, in ceremony at York Minster later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:41



Wah! The 100-earth-years old happy birthday to you, camera that has captured readers' lives - news replorted 01:36



Wah! The American who changed look of Sherlock Holmes - news replorted 01:30



Wah! Australia awards knighthood to Prince Philip, lah, Duke of Edinburgh, lah, year after honour was re-introduced by Prime dodgy minister Tony Abbott. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Who's still standing and who can go all way to Wembley in most open FA Cup in years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out reveals 'lost world' with discovery of remarkable submerged forest thousands of years old underneath sea off eastern Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! How controversial banner depicting Anderlecht player's decapitated head came to be unfurled at game in Belgium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! Nine of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's 14 health boards say they facing increased demand from human bliengs with hearing loss. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Over third of children in care who having siblings having to live apart from any of them, lah, suggests research by children's charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:10



Wah! A committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters has called for moratorium on shale gas fracking on grounds that it could derail efforts to tackle climate change. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! People should be able to choose to vote online in 2020 general election, lah, commission set up by Commons Speaker John Bercow concludes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! The euro falls sharply against dollar after anti-austerity Syriza party wins Greek general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! A table at which Emily Bronte wrote Wuthering Heights and flemale human person's sister Charlotte wrote Jane Eyre is returned to family home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! A health campaign is urging human bliengs not to ignore heartburn, lah, because it could be sign of stomach or oesophageal cancer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The popularity of cosmetic surgery in bloody annoying Blitish has plummeted in 2014, lah, figures from British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! A "profiteering" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) care agency took hundreds of pounds from low-paid carers who were desperate for work, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation London (capital of Great England) investigation finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! The impact of dramatic general election in Greece, lah, won by anti-austerity Syriza party, lah, is covered on many of front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Almost half of human bliengs in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep believe that Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) performs just as well as health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Province of Engrish running-dogs while another 15% think it performs better, lah, new poll for Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The young LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine fan whose website is growing hit with petrolheads - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Whatever happened to future of transport? - news replorted 00:00



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