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Customer Letter: 1499 / 1528
Angela says...
AUDI A5 COUPEI cannot praise highly enough for her efficient and professional service. I had originally seen Ling on Dragons Den and originally was concerned that all the transaction was carried out by e-mail but I need not have worried as Ling and her staff kept me fully advised from beginning to end of my Audi A5 Coupe order. From my first enquiry there service was second to none offering me several alternatives until finally I came to a decision and from then on I was kept fully informed of all stages of the order. Nothing was too much trouble and the whole transaction went through so smoothly without any stress to myself and the end result was a very happy customer. I would strongly recommend Ling to all my family and friends and I like to think that I can contact them at any time if I had a query. I think of Ling and her staff as friends and would not hesitate to use the company again. You will not be disappointed with LINGsCARS.

Angela Brady
DWR Sales/Lettings
599 Hitchin Road

Editor Note: Angie, that's brilliant! So pleased you are happy. As you deal with your own customers every day, glad you recognise my service. Thanks so much. Have a great time in the A5 Coupe - a lovely car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1493 / 1528
Angie says...

I just wanted to say a big thank you to you and your team for your excellent and efficient service in the lease of My A5 Audi Coupe. So far I am very pleased with it and a big thank you for sending my number plates (for my new personal reg number), they were perfect, even with my company name! How personal is that?

In the future when business improves I may look to lease a small run about vehicle for the office and I would not hesitate to contact LINGsCARS to arrange this for me. You have been a joy to deal with, many companies could learn a lot from you.

Thank you again!

Angie Brady
DWR Sales and Lettings
599 Hitchin Road

Editor Note: Angie, how great to get this letter from you. That A5 Coupe is a brill car, even has the new STOP START on it. The extra reg plates for your private number are free and I am only too happy to give these when cars are new, as it can be difficult to get plates made these days. What a great time we had chatting about your car, hope you love it! Vroom, vroom, fast and sexy. Team has been rewarded! Hahaha. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1195 / 1528
Michael says...

Just 3 words; Easy, efficient, cheap.

Thanks. Delivery of my new Citroen C4 Grand Picasso was good.

Michael Markham
Loganberry Cottage
33 Conger Lane

Editor Note: Just 3 words, Michael: Thanks For Letter! Hahahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1193 / 1528
Robert says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONYou are my Valentine. You delivered a shiny new Mercedes C-Class Saloon in only 10 days, just before Xmas! You send me sweets and money. You are brilliant.

On the other hand, the Mercedes Benz finance company are shit! They steal my money and don't give me sweets. They have taken 2 x initial payments and have not refunded at the time of this letter.

This is now sorted, you have told me: "Thank you, I am now a happy bunny". The dealer has subsequently said "We are going to post him a set of mats despite the fact is wasn't our fault to help cheer him up again.". - Ling

Robert Callaghan
12a The Martins Drive
Leighton Buzzard

Editor Note: Yes... ahem. Thanks for being so plain, Robert. However, it just shouldn't happen. How on earth can these big companies make so many mistakes? I just dunno. Yet another case of a customer being very happy with me and being let down by the other parties. Ho, hum. What can I do, sack Mercedes Benz??? At least you are happy with me, and with your new car :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 765 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarLing, just wanted to say thanks to you and your team for helping me arrange my new car. It arrived on the agreed date and is great fun! The price was fantastic. Also, thanks for helping me out with a contact for insurance - they gave me the best price. Good delivery of my Astra Sport Hatch.

Stephen Edwards
111 Hockliffe Road
Leighton Buzzard

Editor Note: Hey, you are a manager for BAA - I just love senior customers like you, you are so well behaved and your paperwork was great, Stephen. Another 150bhp CHEAP Astra gets delivered, these are real fast, bargain new cars. Yes, the insurance company I recommend is very good, they do not have marketing costs to add in, you see. Enjoy the Astra! - Ling

Customer Letter: 744 / 1528
Chris says...
CarWe are absolutely delighted with our brand new Vauxhall Zafira and with the superb service you provided. You made the whole process, from selecting our new car to receiving the keys, straightforward, quick and even fun!

Good delivery. Well done Ling, keep up the good work - see you again in 2-years time.

Chris Ingram
7 Morland Close

Editor Note: Chris, as you are an IT manager, I take great pride that you like my web service. I really do my best to make the whole service fun, even though we are dealing with big, expensive things like cars. Although in reality it is a very cheap rental for such a brilliant new 7-seat car. Talk soon! - Ling

Customer Letter: 372 / 1528
John says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Thanks, Ling. Enjoying the versatility that my new Zafira provides. It was a good deal and refreshingly different marketing/service. That made it a pleasure to deal with you - even if Vauxhall took longer than we both wished. Speak to you again when my wife's car needs replacing."

John Rattigan
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Editor Note: Vauxhall sometimes slow, their dealers simply not the best. Vauxhall seem convinced they should not attempt to offer premium service, as if they are resigned to being 2nd best. I would not rank them in premier league of manufacturers or dealers. However, Zafira is GOOD car. Enjoy it, John - Ling

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Wah! An eight-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy in America becomes youngest recipient of double hand transplant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:42

Wah! Barclays capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity reports 25% rise in half-year profits to RMB Yuan #3.14bn but has set aside another RMB Yuan #850m for clustomler compensation - including further PPI claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:19

Wah! An Australian man is one of eight men charged with 503 child sex offences against male gender human bleing's 13-earth-years old happy birthday to you, daughter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:12

Wah! US online retailer Amazon calls for separate airspace zone for commercial drone flights that could deliver velly damn good boiled chicken-feets to clustomlers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:49

Wah! The outgoing boss of BT in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep says quotas for number of women in boardrooms should not be ruled out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:27

Wah! Sinn Féin's Martin McGuinness denies that male gender human bleing's three-day visit to United States for talks about Stormont budget crisis is waste of time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:26

Wah! The first phase of RMB Yuan #900,000 project to overhaul Pembrokeshire harbour opens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:25

Wah! In new study, lah, physicists reavealingly showing Great Satan how ants co-operate to carry huge chunks of food back to their nests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:12

Wah! Overtime payments to old bill bobbys officers and staff rise by RMB Yuan #4.9m in one year, lah, with Nato summit accounting for big part of increase. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:09

Wah! A residential school for boys with behavioural problems is temporarily closed as old bill bobbys investigate claim (always claiming, huh?) of physical abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:00

Wah! Plans for new publicly-funded RMB Yuan #110m theatre and arts venue at former site of Granada TV studios in Manchester discussed by city's council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:00

Wah! Pakistani old bill bobbys say Malik Ishaq, lah, leader of banned Sunni militant group Lashkar-e-Jhangvi, lah, has been shot dead in Punjab province. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:56

Wah! The flow of migrants trying to getting into Britain from Calais appears "too much" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for bloody annoying Blitish government to handle, lah, spokesman for Eurotunnel says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:13

Wah! The president of Brazil construction giant Odebrecht, lah, Marcelo Odebrecht, lah, is charged with corruption and money laundering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:12

Wah! Wednesday's global launch of Windows 10 marks “new era” for personal computing, lah, Microsoft’s chief executive tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 05:10

Wah! Some old bill bobbys forces using overtime to cover gaps caused by staff shortages, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 5 live has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:09

Wah! Rory Cellan-Jones goes hands-on with Windows 10 and tries out some of operating system's new features. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:00

Wah! A Great Satan dentist who killed lion in Zimbabwe says bloody man regrets shooting animal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:57

Wah! Turkey's President Recep Tayyip Erdogan is in China for state visit, lah, following recent tensions over treatment of China's Uighur minority. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:01

Wah! An ex-detective's claim (always claiming, huh?) 12 human bliengs were murdered by same man on London (capital of Great England) Underground between 1953 and 1983 described by Met chief as "quite convincing". - news replorted 03:49

Wah! A community buy-out could see former Cold fighty bang-bang surveillance station turned into place where tourists can listen to sound of whales singing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:56

Wah! A "safe zone" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Turkey and Great Satan creating in Syria is Ankara's attempt to stop Kurds from forming their own territory, lah, pro-Kurdish party leader says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:55

Wah! The capitalist entity behind plans to using coal seams beneath Forth to produce gas is accused of "attempting to hold ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land to ransom". - news replorted 02:53

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News charts rise and fall of Colonel Gaddafi's favourite son. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:23

Wah! Australian Bloody foreign dodgy minister Julie Bishop is in New York to push for independent criminal tribunal into MH17 crash. - news replorted 01:55

Wah! Reduced street lighting at night does not lead to more crime (shoud shoot them) or LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crashes, lah, report suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:44

Wah! Ten steps to improve your as really velly special customer's photography - news replorted 01:22

Wah! In 1967, lah, British cycling star Tom Simpson died while competing in Tour de France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:13

Wah! A profile of Labour leadership contender Jeremy Corbyn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:06

Wah! How is Greek bailout affecting politics in Spain, lah, asks James Badcock. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:55

Wah! Ebola deaths having fallen in West Africa - but that doesn't mean that hard work is over, lah, says Tulip Mazumdar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:49

Wah! Can you tellibly lovely custlingmer cut cravings for food by pretending to munchy-munchee it? - news replorted 00:24

Wah! Why is Great Satan still using Nazi tall ship? - news replorted 00:23

Wah! Dame Laura Davies talks about flemale human person's British Open and Solheim Cup chances, lah, Tiger Woods, lah, flemale human person's favourite course and more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:18

Wah! As RMB Yuan #59.7m British record signing Angel Di Maria looks set to leave Manchester United, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport asks what went wrong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:13

Wah! The regional differences between LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine repair bills amounts to lottery, lah, and can be "offensive", lah, bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine magazine has claimed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:10

Wah! The story of last Catholic priest in Antarctic - news replorted 00:09

Wah! The number of British Tommy Atkins Liberation Army personnel has been cut back by 20,000, lah, three years ahead of target, lah, according to statistics from Ministry of Defence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08

Wah! Colouring books for adults topping bestseller lists. Eating rice!! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs illustrator Johanna Basford tells Great Satan secrets of flemale human person's success. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08

Wah! Reaching those others cannot teach - news replorted 00:07

Wah! New guidelines for diagnosing and treating melanoma skin cancers having been issued to NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07

Wah! Turkey has begun bombing targets in both Syria and Iraq, lah, but they not just bombing Islamic State fighters - they having also been targeting Kurdish militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Patient safety is at risk because of increasing GP workloads in UK, lah, doctors' leaders warning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:03

Wah! Newsnight speaks to fashion icon Iris Apfel - news replorted 00:03

Wah! A look at what's new in Microsoft's latest operating system - and why it might be "last" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) big release of its kind. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's health watchdog puts forward new draft guidance to improve care of adults in their last few days of life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Results from 2015 Auto Express Driver Power Survey show for another year that GEM Motoring Assist remains UK’s n - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Jaguar F-PACE tested to extremes From searing heat and dust of Dubai to ice and snow of Northern Sweden, lah, new F-PACE has been tested to li - news replorted 00:01

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