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Customer Letter: 1413 / 1528
David says...
NISSAN QASHQAILINGsCARS- Efficient, courteous, quick, helpful and they know how to please and keep their customers. I wouldn't go anywhere else.

David Carr
D J Carr Solicitors
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Editor Note: Wow! Great to get stunning feedback from a solicitor, glad it is short though or I know you would charge me £250 for this letter :) Hahaha! Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1359 / 1528
Rajiv says...
HONDA ACCORD SALOONDealing with Ling has been an enjoyable experience! She has taken the pain out of leasing and her service is A1! Thanks Ling and all your staff for putting up with all my silly questions! Absolutely love the Lingo system! Fabulous!

Rajiv Mehta
33 Robson Avenue
London
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Editor Note: Wow! Rajiv, you are an Audit Manager for a solicitor firm, so I am pleased you appreciate the financial benefits of leasing this Accord. Your experience of my service makes me very pleased I put the effort in. Thanks for wonderful letter. Enjoy your new Honda (very good car!). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1162 / 1528
Peter says...
NISSAN NOTEDear Ling,

Long time no speak! I stumbled across this letter from you when cleaning out our Christmas 2008 cards and letters etc - and I realised I didn't reply. Sorry about this! All the best for 2009!

Ling provided prompt friendly and professional service. Despite some initial difficulties I had with the dealer. Ling went the extra mile to ensure I got the car I wanted. She gets top marks in my book. I thoroughly recommend her.

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Editor Note: Peter, wow, it has taken you a whole year to write to me, hahaha. But, when it arrives, it is a lovely letter. Your Nissan Note should be giving good service, and I am so impressed that after a whole year, you still write to me. Thanks. I withhold your address because you are First Secretary to the New Zealand High Commission! No wonder I cannot understand your accent. I do not want to cause major security risk! Send me free return tickets on Air New Zealand, I will send you free noodles. - Ling



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Adam Foley-Comer
15 Brookland Close
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Editor Note: Adam! You are my 350th letter writer! Thanks! Hope you have a great summer in your new Mazda MX-5 - Ling



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Cheung says...
CarGreat customer service and communication, excellent rate, very quick, got car within 2 weeks of placing order - delivered to my front door! Highly recommended

Cheung Ka Bo
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Editor Note: TaDaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Another Chinese customer! My service is appealing to many different people, but I'm always pleased to get another Chinese-origin customer. One day I'll sell a car to a Chinese restaurant and get a free meal! Enjoy your Citroen C2 fast VTR, Cheung Ka Bo - Ling



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Jack says...
CarDear Ling,

I still simply cannot believe how I got my BMW 118 so cheaply from your website. Incidentally, your BMW dealer provided excellent service, too. They were unbureaucratic and provided a friendly service.

I have already recommended your service to friends (but do I get commission too?).

p.s. The keyring broke in the post!

Jack Knight
Flat 22
8 Colosseum Terrace
London
NW1 4EB


Editor Note: Jack, I choose dealers very carefully. Glad you are pleased. Maybe some small commission in form of gift, my margins so tight or else you wouldn't get such a cheap BMW! Wah! Keyring is small thing, British Iron Ricebowl Post Office might make profit, but they too heavy handed with my keyrings. I send you new one AND free lunch!- Ling




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Wah! Samsung Electronics sees its quarterly operating profit fall to its lowest level in more than three years because of slowing smartphone sales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! The Leonardo hidden from Hitler in case it gave him special powers - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Jetpacks, lah, driverless cars and solar roads - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Manager Manuel Pellegrini is "worried" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by Manchester City's form ahead of Sunday's derby against Manchester United. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! This year's mid-term elections set to become most expensive in Great Satan history. You give me happy happy luck luck. Where is this money coming from and what is it doing to campaigns, lah, candidates and political process? - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Newcastle manager Alan Pardew says bloody man is confident in male gender human bleing's ability after knocking Manchester City out of League Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:15



Wah! The government's strategy on illegal drugs, lah, tax pledges and care for elderly among stories on front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Forty years since Ali took on Foreman in Kinshasa - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Papers seen by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation suggest cuts to Employment and Support Allowance being contemplated but dodgy ministers say it is not policy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The RUC Special Branch withheld some intelligence inflomination from detectives trying to catch those responsible for Omagh bombing, lah, report has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! A Home Office study of drug policies used across world suggests there is no link between how tough penalties and level of drug use. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



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