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Customer Letter: 1413 / 1528
David says...
NISSAN QASHQAILINGsCARS- Efficient, courteous, quick, helpful and they know how to please and keep their customers. I wouldn't go anywhere else.

David Carr
D J Carr Solicitors
No.3, 8 Frognal

Editor Note: Wow! Great to get stunning feedback from a solicitor, glad it is short though or I know you would charge me £250 for this letter :) Hahaha! Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1359 / 1528
Rajiv says...
 Dealing with Ling has been an enjoyable experience! She has taken the pain out of leasing and her service is A1! Thanks Ling and all your staff for putting up with all my silly questions! Absolutely love the Lingo system! Fabulous!

Rajiv Mehta
33 Robson Avenue
NW10 3SZ

Editor Note: Wow! Rajiv, you are an Audit Manager for a solicitor firm, so I am pleased you appreciate the financial benefits of leasing this Accord. Your experience of my service makes me very pleased I put the effort in. Thanks for wonderful letter. Enjoy your new Honda (very good car!). - Ling

Customer Letter: 1162 / 1528
Peter says...

Long time no speak! I stumbled across this letter from you when cleaning out our Christmas 2008 cards and letters etc - and I realised I didn't reply. Sorry about this! All the best for 2009!

Ling provided prompt friendly and professional service. Despite some initial difficulties I had with the dealer. Ling went the extra mile to ensure I got the car I wanted. She gets top marks in my book. I thoroughly recommend her.


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Editor Note: Peter, wow, it has taken you a whole year to write to me, hahaha. But, when it arrives, it is a lovely letter. Your Nissan Note should be giving good service, and I am so impressed that after a whole year, you still write to me. Thanks. I withhold your address because you are First Secretary to the New Zealand High Commission! No wonder I cannot understand your accent. I do not want to cause major security risk! Send me free return tickets on Air New Zealand, I will send you free noodles. - Ling

Customer Letter: 346 / 1528
Adam says...

"Great deals, Ling is competitive and gives fabulous customer service. I'll always talk to Ling first for a leasing deal."

Adam Foley-Comer
15 Brookland Close
NW11 6DJ

Editor Note: Adam! You are my 350th letter writer! Thanks! Hope you have a great summer in your new Mazda MX-5 - Ling

Customer Letter: 198 / 1528
Cheung says...
CarGreat customer service and communication, excellent rate, very quick, got car within 2 weeks of placing order - delivered to my front door! Highly recommended

Cheung Ka Bo
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Editor Note: TaDaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Another Chinese customer! My service is appealing to many different people, but I'm always pleased to get another Chinese-origin customer. One day I'll sell a car to a Chinese restaurant and get a free meal! Enjoy your Citroen C2 fast VTR, Cheung Ka Bo - Ling

Customer Letter: 142 / 1528
Jack says...
CarDear Ling,

I still simply cannot believe how I got my BMW 118 so cheaply from your website. Incidentally, your BMW dealer provided excellent service, too. They were unbureaucratic and provided a friendly service.

I have already recommended your service to friends (but do I get commission too?).

p.s. The keyring broke in the post!

Jack Knight
Flat 22
8 Colosseum Terrace

Editor Note: Jack, I choose dealers very carefully. Glad you are pleased. Maybe some small commission in form of gift, my margins so tight or else you wouldn't get such a cheap BMW! Wah! Keyring is small thing, British Iron Ricebowl Post Office might make profit, but they too heavy handed with my keyrings. I send you new one AND free lunch!- Ling

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