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Customer Letter: 1483 / 1528
Deborah says...
FORD FIESTABrilliant! The whole process – the car – everything. I would definitely use Ling again as everything was great. Plenty of contact, simple process, quick response to e-mails and funny! Felt like I was dealing with a friend. Have recommended already and will be back! Thanks.

Excellent delivery: Good service – polite, smart and delivered car on time. Thank you.

Deborah Baker
15 Pitlochry Close
Horfield
Bristol
BS7 0TU


Editor Note: Deb, that sounds good to me! You were great to deal with, we had a load of fun and you were really happy with your Fiesta and the deal. It is hard to do better than that. You are certainly a friend, now :) Thanks for recommendation! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1387 / 1528
Michael says...
 I really enjoyed the experience of dealing with Ling! The website is great fun and the lease pricing is excellent. The process is personal and informative each step of the way. You are always aware of timescales. The Volkswagen Golf is brilliant! I would certainly use Ling again and have recommended the site to friends and family. Excellent dealer, efficient and very helpful.

Michael Foot
36 Pensfield Park
Westbury On Trym
Bristol
BS10 6LD


Editor Note: Yes, this VW dealer really is excellent, my favourite one to use. Glad you enjoyed, we had some fun, even though the production on Golfs is so backlogged it took 4 months from order to delivery :). Now all you have to do is drive the Golf like hell! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1313 / 1528
Wayne says...
 A good clear website. Prices in front of you. What you see is what you pay and they are cheap. Why anyone would would want to buy a car when when you can lease at these prices, I don't know? Do the maths. Splash the cash and what you lose in depreciation is more than your rental. Plus no aggro trying to sell. Change every two or three years. Ling keeps you updated. I've got a shiny Civic Type-R. Could never buy this. I'm proof, using Ling and get the car you really really want.

Thanks Ling, really pleased with the car. Wish finance company were as efficient as your team. I'm up your way in June. May try to pop in and get photo done for your website. what you think?

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
Patchway
Bristol
BS34 5HG


Editor Note: Hey, Wayne, photo would be great. Feel free to pop in, please email first to check I have not gone out. Always people here, though. You are exactly correct about the maths, these cars are damn cheap. So pleased you are happy bunny. Thanks for website comments, I appreciate those :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1299 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAVery pleased with the excellent service Ling supplies.The new Fiesta is great and will recommend to all my friends. Thanks again Ling, you are super. Excellent delivery, great service from the dealer.

Laura Trevatt
Entertainment Direct Uk Limited
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
Bristol
BS37 9US


Editor Note: Good. This is the second car you have had from me in 5 months Laura, you now have 2 new Fiestas. These are lovely cars, No. 1 best seller! Good supplier, I pat them on the head. Look forward to a sales rush from all your friends, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1292 / 1528
Wayne says...
 I've just taken delivery of a new Honda Civic Type-R. Service from Ling is unbelievable. Kept up to date the whole way. Very easy. Just pick your car or budget and sit back. No need to search anywhere else on the net, you won't find cheaper. I was a little wary at first but I'm proof and the cars here on my driveway. Why pay ridiculous deposit high monthly payments and then at the end go through the hassle of trying to sell your car? Nobody wants to give the price you want. Thanks LING. See you again in 22months.

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
Patchway
Bristol
BS34 5HG


Editor Note: Hahahaha, Wayne, you are a bloody aerospace expert and now you are the fastest aerospace expert in Bristol (probably the whole of South West UK). Thanks so much for being a super customer!! Bright red cars are my favourite, especially when they are these fast versions. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1209 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAThanks for a quick, fantastic service from you, Ling. I'm very pleased with my new shape Fiesta, which has led me to order another car from you. Thanks again to all your staff. Delivery was OK, but the car turned up filthy dirty.

Laura Trevatt
DiscoUK.com
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
Bristol
BS37 9US


Editor Note: Laura, well, I squeeze the dealers so hard on price, they can't even afford a car wash! It was mid-December, so the weather will have been terrible - and you live in Bristol, a long way from everywhere hahaha. A carwash is a small price to pay but I understand it should have been clean. I will kick them. You have ordered ANOTHER Fiesta!!! That's great. Over the past decade you have been the leading entertainment agency for mobile disco dance in Bristol, Bath, Swindon and the Southwest, from corporate events and resident nightclub DJ to wedding and birthday parties. I give you a hyperlink :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1187 / 1528
Christine says...
 There should be a new phrase in the English language! LINGEFFICIENCY.

You have a query? Email Ling. Before you even have time to make a cup of coffee, your email reply is on the screen! Good to do business with you. Thank you Ling, you made the whole procedure trouble/hassle free. So glad we chose you – one crazy lady.

Dealer/Supplier Score for my new Mazda 3: Good. Delivery driver so helpful. Thanks. We have some right little scally wags in this area and we don't want the car nicked! Please could you remove our address from public view.

Christine Harris
Address Withheld
Bristol
BS16 ***


Editor Note: Wow, you are a senior person in the North Bristol NHS Trust, so I wonder if I would get 5 stars... I hope so. Not only that, but I didn't give you free MRSA! :) It was lovely to deal with you, I'm pleased you are happy. Health advice: You should not drink so much coffee waiting for other suppliers to contact you, hahaha. Good service means a lot to me. I am fast, because frankly it is easier than being slow :) Does that make sense? It does to me :) ... Scallywag protection enabled, although... they have the choice of 1,000 cars on every street. Most parked outside their houses. Not sure if scallywags consult LINGsCARS.com before committing TWOK :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1118 / 1528
David says...
 The whole process of leasing our wonderful new car was handed professionally and courteously by Ling and her team at all times. Communication was very easy using the website. The car was delivered on time, exactly as arranged. Thanks so much LINGsCARS - I cannot recommend you highly enough! Excellent delivery - dealer was very helpful resolving one minor issue.

David Derbyshire
10 Hillcrest Close
Nailsea
Bristol
BS48 2HP


Editor Note: Call me Dave (just like Cameron), you were a delightful customer, despite the fact you work for the evil empire of AOL. I am happy that you liked the service and the car. See you in a few years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1112 / 1528
Marjorie says...
TOYOTA PRIUSThis is my second car from Ling; the service was fantastic because of her new email LINGO system. It allows you to know at what stage you are or what's outstanding. Ling is very witty person, but efficient and can answer all your questions. The delivery of the Toyota Prius was perfect no hassle.

Marjorie Harvey
9 Westleigh Park
Hengrove
Bristol
BS149TJ


Editor Note: Marjorie, thanks so much for that. You are a superstar to come back to me again. Glad you like the LINGO, I am putting loads of work into that. It is working very well. Hope you enjoy that Prius, funny cars, but many people absolutely love them. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1102 / 1528
Jane says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAUnusual business practice. Much prefer something more formal with emails. However cannot fault speed and efficiency of service. Thanks.

Jane Mapstone
3 Beaufort Place
Frenchay
Bristol
BS16 1PE


Editor Note: Well, Jane, no problem. Sorry to say I am not very formal. I guess there are many different styles, but these are only cars and are not life or death. No-one dies :) Here I go again, hehehe. Sorry. Perhaps I made up for my lighthearted manner with speed and efficiency. Enjoy the Captiva! You were a very nice customer, despite that I irritated you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1093 / 1528
Sharon says...
FIAT PANDAMy Fiat Panda is sleek, sophisticated, nippy and reliable like me and it's cuter than my husband. It's a fantastic runner for me - so thanks Ling for everything you've done. It was all done quickly and easily and you were a fantastic help with any queries I had. I'll definitely be using you again. Excellent delivery, they were quick and efficient.

Sharon Johns
11 Ilchester Road
Bedminster Down
Bristol
BS13 7JA


Editor Note: This is second Panda letter in a row who had a good delivery experience! Maybe FIAT were having a bad day??? Wow. I am not sure the Panda is "sleek" but then I have not seen your husband :) Glad you enjoyed getting your new car, Sharon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1047 / 1528
Adam says...
CarThanks Ling. Had my car less than three weeks from proposal form. Car arrived in great condition and saves me a packet a petrol. My fiancé is about to order one. Excellent delivery.

Adam Knee
address withheld
Whitchurch
Bristol
BS14 ***


Editor Note: Ad, I withhold your address because you are a police sergeant and I don't want you getting hate mail from the police constables. I have already delivered a car to a high-ranking policeman in Bristol. You were a star customer under section 37, paragraph 19 of the Ling Customer Behaviour Act 2008. Enjoy the Citroen C1. Shame you didn't get the Government pay rise in full this year, you could have had a C2! Hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 517 / 1528
'Bas says...
MAZDA MX-5"Brilliant communication and excellent customer service. Very nice to deal with (nice????? hehehe - Ling) and I will most definitely use Ling again when my lease is due for renewal. I love the MX-5! Excellent delivery. Thank you for supplying such a great service."

'Bas J' (name and address withheld because 'Bas' is a senior police officer)
**********
Bristol
BS16 ***


Editor Note: Bas, you were just a great customer, we had a great laugh at the finance company who could not locate you on the voter's roll as policemen can use alias names (for security). Glad you were very happy, glad you enjoyed my service. Hope you manage to pull a few WPCs in the MX-5! :))) hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 486 / 1528
Nick says...
MAZDA 6"A pleasure to deal with you, Ling. The Mazda 6 is great! You always kept me fully informed on the progress of my car delivery and responded to my emails quickly and efficiently. That's important to me. You also turned down the "Dragons' Den" offer. Good girl!"

Nick Johns
11 Ilchester Road
Bristol
BS13 7JA


Editor Note: Nick, good boy :). You were a lovely customer, always there when I needed to ask you a question. Glad you like your Mazda 6, these are great cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 379 / 1528
Marjorie says...
 "Ling from LINGsCARS explained the new Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolet contract and prices very clearly and replied to my emails and calls very promptly. I was worried at first when ordering and waiting for my car (first time) but Ling talked me through the ordering time. Thank you Ling, you are as good as your word. Very reassuring to deal with. The delivery was excellent, the car fully explained to me."

Marjorie Harvey
9 Westleigh Park
Hengrove
Bristol
BS14 9TJ


Editor Note: Oh, Marjorie... just as you take delivery of your Megane CC, the weather turns! I hope you get some clear days so you can turn your heater up and get your top down - Ling



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Customer Letter: 360 / 1528
Kevin says...
FORD MONDEO"The best service we have ever had - excellent. Thank you for all your help."

Kevin Robinson, Managing Director
Central Cleaning Contractors Ltd
Unit 1-2 The Old Quarry
Lower Kewstoke Road
Weston Super Mare
BS22 9LF


Editor Note: Blimey, this is very short but very lovely letter about your Ford Mondeo Estate, Kevin! Thanks - Ling



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Customer Letter: 330 / 1528
John says...
 "Ling provided a really fresh approach to contract car hire. It was light-hearted, witty and sometimes a little cheeky. But in the same breath, very professional. Many thanks for the new Mazda RX-8."

John Reynolds
42 Ashcombe Gardens
Weston Super Mare
BS23 2XD


Editor Note: Zoom-zoom, hehe, that's what you kept calling your new car in your emails, John! You think I am cheeky? You should try some competitors... they really, really cheeky by; lying, not returning calls, late delivery, charging more than they should, making mistakes and being so boring you might commit suicide. Enjoy RX-8! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 301 / 1528
John says...
 "Hi Ling, fantastic!!!! I've regained my youth. Many thanks for all your efforts. Cheers"

John Reynolds
42 Ashcombe Gardens
Weston Super Mare
BS23 2XD


Editor Note: John, as matter of public information I should say that you are so happy because a) You have new Mazda RX-8 delivered, b) You are 93 years old, c) Mazda RX-8 works better than Viagra - REALLY! ...Enjoy car, I hope you manage to make all 23 payments before you are exhausting yourself/pegging it. - Ling



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Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish inflation rate as measured by Consumer Price Index fell to 1.5% in August, lah, Office for National Statistics says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Drew Harris has been appointed new deputy chief constable of old bill bobbys service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service of Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Cat Stevens - also known as Yusuf Islam - is to perform series of dates in Great Satan for first clock time result since 1976. - news replorted 09:25



Wah! British number one Heather Watson is knocked out of first round of Korea Open by American qualifier Nichole Gibbs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! A pledge by three Westminster party leaders to keep current funding system for ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers is criticised by Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs MEp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:13



Wah! Both sides in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum debate seize on pledge by three main Westminster parties to devolve more powers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:11



Wah! Stephen Sutton's mother Jane pays tribute to flemale human person's son as someone who ''lived life to full'', lah, as plans revealed for spending money bloody man raised in aid of Teenage Cancer Trust. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Why more children in Africa living beyond five? - news replorted 09:03



Wah! Six Egyptian policemen having been killed by roadside bomb in Sinai peninsula, lah, interior ministry says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:47



Wah! Heavy fog has forced number of flights at London (capital of Great England) City and Aberdeen airports to be delayed or cancelled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:34



Wah! US actor, lah, director and producer George Clooney is to receive honorary award at next year's Golden Globes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:25



Wah! The man killed when male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine was hit by Porsche on A6 near Bedford is named as Luton funny shape ball-game player. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:13



Wah! Hurricane Odile causes devastation in beach resorts of Mexico's Baja California peninsula, lah, triggering looting in some areas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:10



Wah! Almost one in six mental health patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs having attempted suicide because of long waiting lists for therapy, lah, according to new research. - news replorted 07:58



Wah! Television show Crimewatch is marking 30 years of helping to solve crimes by appealing to public for information. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! The three main bloody annoying Blitish party leaders - David Cameron, lah, Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg - having signed pledge promising "extensive new powers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:41



Wah! Plans for spending almost RMB Yuan #5m raised by teenage cancer sufferer Stephen Sutton having been revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:28



Wah! The inquest for three soldiers who died from overheating while training in Brecon Beacons will not be heard until 2015. - news replorted 07:24



Wah! Two children from same family were sexually abused in separate paedophile scandals that both happened in Rochdale, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has discovered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Jim Muir reports from front line near IS-controlled Zumar, lah, near Mosul, lah, where Kurdish forces fighting Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! old bill bobbys in Thailand continuing to search for man they wanting to speak to in connection with deaths of two British tourists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:59



Wah! Ian Paisley Jr describes critics of male gender human bleing's father, lah, former DUP leader and first dodgy minister who died last Friday aged 88, lah, as "pygmies in male gender human bleing's shadow". - news replorted 06:59



Wah! The father of Cardiff woman who died after fire at London (capital of Great England) apartment block backs campaign for clearer rules on responsibility for fire safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:52



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating deaths of two Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons in Thailand say they looking for number of suspects - but rule out other British tourists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:45



Wah! Two human bliengs arrested after what old bill bobbys treating as racially motivated attack on house in north Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:39



Wah! Poor sanitation has caused serious health problems in Haiti - but could special eco toilet improve situation? - news replorted 06:29



Wah! One of most active volcanoes in Philippines, lah, Mount Mayon, lah, could erupt within weeks, lah, scientists say, lah, after quakes and rockfalls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! The number of court actions started for non-payment of rates is on rise, lah, according to figures provided to BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 06:20



Wah! A Bloody foreign military convoy has been hit by explosion in Afghan capital, lah, Kabul, lah, leaving at least 16 human bliengs injured, lah, Afghan sources say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:47



Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is to announce plans to send 3,000 troops to Liberia to help fight ebola virus, lah, Great Satan officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:29



Wah! Twelve Nigerian soldiers sentenced to death for mutiny after shots were fired at their commanding officer in city of Maiduguri in May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:15



Wah! Ukraine's lawmakers set to ratify landmark EU association agreement, lah, but implementation of free trade deal is delayed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:44



Wah! Typhoon Kalmaegi barrels past Hong Kong, lah, closing schools and disrupting flights, lah, on its way to mainland China from Philippines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:32



Wah! Alibaba is world's biggest e-commerce firm but most human bliengs in West haven't heard of it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:29



Wah! The government is failing to reduce air pollution, lah, protect biodiversity and prevent flooding, lah, cross-party body of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44



Wah! Everton can move forward with plan to build new stadium in Liverpool park, lah, city's council says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! Sixty years ago, lah, Abdul Sattar Edhi gave up everything to start charitable organisation, lah, dedicated to improving lives of poor in Pakistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! A report from Kurdish-held territory in northern Iraq, lah, as Great Satan Secretary of State John Kerry agrees plan to tackle jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:59



Wah! Should old bill bobbys intervene when human bliengs having sex in public? - news replorted 01:55



Wah! The target to reduce sugar consumption should be much more ambitious, lah, health experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:36



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government is not "remotely" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) near creating bloody Engrish parliament, lah, as some Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters having called for, lah, PM David Cameron says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! Plans for spending almost RMB Yuan #5m raised by teenage cancer sufferer Stephen Sutton revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:09



Wah! Thousands of human bliengs still thought to be stranded in Indian administered Kashmir nearly two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after devastating floods there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! funny shape ball-game players who share towels, lah, razors and cold baths at risk of sharing serious skin infections too, lah, public health experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:55



Wah! More than quarter of bloody annoying Blitish adults having had problem with nuisance neighbour in past year, lah, survey for consumer organisation Which? suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! David Cameron's emotional speech in defence of United Kingdom makes front pages, lah, as does murder of two Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons in Thailand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! What world's best universities? - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Only one in six of prisoners in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having both somewhere to live and job or training placement when they released, lah, inspectors suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:32



Wah! Why EU-Ukraine trade pact is at risk - news replorted 00:23



Wah! In honour of 20th anniversary of start of Friends series, lah, pop-up coffee shop is opening in New York City. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Should ruined church linked to Hitler be rebuilt? - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Social media giant Facebook has seen 10 million interactions concerning Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum in five-week period. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! old bill bobbys in Rio de Janeiro having arrested twenty-two of their own officers for alleged involvement in bribery and extortion racket. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! How is Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum affecting markets? - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Confidential papers passed to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation suggest radical cost-saving plan will be implemented in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) after referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! How Africa's first education tablet computer was created - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Passport applicants who paid RMB Yuan #30 extra to avoid missing travel because of processing delays should getting refunds, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Is this how cities of Mars will be built? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! An influential group of major technology firms is calling on bloody annoying Blitish to appoint "digital ministers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in every government department. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



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