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Customer Letter: 1427 / 1528
Helen says...
HONDA CR-VThis is the second car that we have leased via Ling and it's well worth it for the Chinese money and dubious sweets she packs in her letters. Fantastic service, foolproof step by step guides throughout the process and a laugh along the way too. And the new Honda CRV is fantastic! Excellent delivery. Fantastic! Arrived at 8.30 am- Perfect!

Helen Thomson
15 Nightingale Close
Brompton On Swale
DL10 7TR


Editor Note: Wow! What a letter!!! :) I think you are happy bunny, Helen. Lovely to deal with you and so pleased you like the terrible sweets :) I bet the CRV has been great in the 2010 snow we have been having. Lovely car, to a lovely customer, in a lovely part of the UK! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1353 / 1528
Karen says...
AUDI A3Yet again I have had fantastic service from Ling. My Audi A3 is absolutely great and it came on time. Delivered by a really helpful man. Everything done really efficiently.

Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn
Vicars Lane
Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF


Editor Note: Karen, well... I am pleased you are so happy for a second time with another car. I'm sure you are happy with the A3, a lovely car! I look forward to calling in for free drink when I am in Darlington (not too far from me). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1310 / 1528
Andrew says...
 Listen up lurkers- Ling rules! She is cheap! She answers all your queries pronto! She delivers beautiful cars on time! She is 100% full on! She carries a neat line in miniature Chinese snacks! She is famous, and don't forget it!! Her website is genre-defying, rebel rousing, scruffy-chic cool. Join in and become a part of the Ling revolution, you'd be daft not to.

Honda Civic Type-R delivered by nice polite gentleman. Very professional. A friendly version of the guy in "The Transporter". Excellent!

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The Honda delivery driver. Be nice to him, hahaha! - Ling

Andrew Rummery
Hill House
24 Richmond Road
Skeeby
Richmond
DL10 5DS


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you are a bloody lunatic, Andy! That guy might deliver your car but it would end up in 1000 bits and 27 people would die :) Unlike the Honda dealer who don't drive fast or race or rally your Type-R when it is on the way to you. Thanks so much for mentalist letter, it is so nice to have psychopathic customers. Thanks for calling me cheap. Good job you are from Yorkshire, yourself. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1225 / 1528
Paul says...
VOLVO V70Good work Ling. Everything went very smoothly and I was kept up to date via the LINGO - nice. I will be back for more! Thanks a bunch. Excellent delivery of my new Volvo V70.

Paul Reed
East End Cottage
Bellerby
Leyburn
DL8 5QN


Editor Note: Paul, cheers :) You now have a police-car lookalike estate to frighten the neighbours with. Shame it's silver, not white with dayglo pinstripe :) Enjoy your Volvo. As you are a Managing Director, I appreciate your comments re my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1210 / 1528
Leanne says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing provides a great professional service, with excellent communication and fantastic deals - we will be telling all our friends and family about your service - thank you. Excellent delivery of our new Nissan Qashqai, on time!

Leanne Clack
22 Youens Crescent
Newton Aycliffe
DL5 4ZE


Editor Note: Leanne, thanks. These Qashqais are local cars to you and me, being built in Washington. Glad you liked my service and comms, that will be LINGO :) I wait for your friends to flood me with enquiries, hahaha. As you are MD of a local company, I appreciate the comments. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1073 / 1528
Steve says...
VAUXHALL CORSAThe Corsa is perfect. A joy to behold, like treasure from the gods! Gets me to work and back anyway. Your service is 1st class, can't fault you in anyway. Had to be patient but good things come to those who wait. Excellent delivery, a good friend actually delivered the car!. Excellent.

Steve Smart
41 Bluebell Drive
Middlestone Moor
Spennymoor
DL16 7YF


Editor Note: Steve, for those people reading this, you are a Firefighter (Fireman in the old money). This Corsa will enable you to get to your job and your 4 other jobs (hahaha) on time. All you need are blue lights and 2 horns. Room for a small ladder in the back? Thanks for biz, what a coincidence about the delivery! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 995 / 1528
Ian says...
CarLing, Honda Accord is great, but delivery people not so great. It arrived with 244 miles on the clock, having been driven from XXX, and I now have to deal with a speeding ticket issued to the delivery driver 4 hours before I got the car, but for which Honda UK have put me down as the driver!!

Ian Walton
2 Watling Road
Bishop Auckland
DL14 6RP


Editor Note: Ian, to be fair that was an automated process, they did not deliberately give the ticket to you. But, I am checking it is all sorted, as of course that was totally outrageous. It is so easy to get these tickets these days. The mileage will be adjusted on the contract, that is acceptable as a delivery mileage and you won't be charged for those miles. Apart from all that (phew) which drives me mad as well because it is so unnecessary - you are very happy with the car, which is great. I have kicked the delivery people. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 968 / 1528
Selina says...
CarYou made it so easy and it all happened so quickly. Definitely use you again when my lease comes to an end. Everyone at work is so jealous (of my new A3), I'm passing on your website to everyone. Excellent delivery, bang on time at 7am! By a very nice man.

Selina Brierley
Blenheim Close
Scorton
Richmond
DL10 6TE


Editor Note: Wow!! That's an early delivery Selina. I hope you were out of your pajamas! These A3s are such good value, at the time I type this, they are my No1 best-selling car. Enjoy blasting around North Yorkshire in it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 957 / 1528
Stewart says...
CarLing, what can I say? The Ford Focus is great - in fact its latest 08 model and I expected '07 version; great.

Like last time (when I had a Citroen C4) I was a bit anxious about the wait (after payment) but well pleased now my new car is here (I had bit of trouble if you remember with Citroen waiting car back before I had it 3 years!!).

Ling -anyway- YOU deliver a great service! You always reply promptly and try to put my mind at rest - all the best for now. Glad your family are OK in Chinese earthquake!

Stewart Maxwell
Arnisdale
Hudswell
Richmond
DL11 6BN


Editor Note: A couple of things here: Citroen made a mistake, that was sorted, after a few emails :). I can only deliver the cars that are physical - a Galaxy customer got upset because Ford REDUCED the spec on his Zetec Galaxy... but I cannot alter factory builds. I will always try to push for latest cars :) ... and yes, my family were in the centre of the earthquake, but luckily all is well with them. They slept in a park for a week (and my dad is late 70's!). My mum said the whole house shook and the furniture all fell about and off the walls. She hid in the loo! Thanks for asking. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 803 / 1528
Jonathan says...
CarThe Alfa 159 arrived today as planned. I have never leased a car before and was a bit anxious that it wouldn't all come together. I was worried because I never actually spoke to anybody in arranging all of this and still doubted that the car would come, even as it pulled up my street. I am really happy with the car, the service and the price. No problems with delivery. The car is spotless, the driver came when he said he would and was really friendly, even though it was raining. The only trouble now is keeping to my agreed mileage. Thanks for making this a smooth operation,

Jonathan Dobson
18 Fontenay Road
Richmond
DL10 5AE


Editor Note: Jonathan, hehehe, how could you not trust me? :) Of course the car arrives. Everyone who has a 159 loves the car to drive, though as ever, some customers say they have the odd fault. This is still not a Lexus in quality, although the enjoyment from driving seems greater. Glad you are happy with the car, the service and the price... otherwise I would have to come down to Richmondshire and beat you up. Some great driving roads around there up in the Dales. Go drive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 735 / 1528
Ann says...
Car
Need a new car,
No need to look far,
Drop her an email,
Give her a ring,
You can't do better than Ling.

She is really unreal,
Will get the best deal,
She won't hang around,
Is quick off the ground,
Go for the best, GO LING!

... only complaint was delivery at 6.30am!

Ann Pearce
41 Oaktree Close
Middleton St George
Darlington
DL2 1HJ


Editor Note: Ann, that is a lovely poem, so thoughtful. Well, the Volvo was a very good alarm clock, eh? :))) It's nice to have a lovely surprise like this in a morning! What a thing to wake up to, a new car :). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 730 / 1528
Helen says...
CarThis lady is fantastic!

The Rav 4 is fantastic and the Chinese sweets - well NOT so fantastic, but who cares? The service Ling provides is faultless and many of our friends are very interested in lease hire through Ling, as we can't stop telling everyone!

Ling, we love you!

Helen Thomson
15 Nightingale Close
Brompton on Swale
Richmond
DL10 7TR


Editor Note: Well, hmmm, not sure about the lady-love, but I am damn pleased you like the Rav and the service. Hope you have a lovely time, in a very lovely part of the UK... I can just imagine you in the snow playing with the Rav 4. Sorry about the poison sweets, just my little fun. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 577 / 1528
Karen says...
CarHaving just got my second new car through Ling, I would say I am extremely impressed with the excellent service. She is no-nonsense and straight talking unlike some other companies I contacted.

I recommend Ling to my customers and friends. Having one car taken away and being delivered another, was very smooth. Excellent delivery driver.

Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn
Vicars Lane
Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF


Editor Note: Hello, Karen! You are a long-term customer and I always like to deal with pubs as it is very convenient to call in for a drink, hehehe. You swapped a Citroen Picasso for a Mazda 3, wow, so different. I wonder which you prefer? See you in Darlington, sometime. I will have a Bailey's... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 527 / 1528
Jonathan says...
SKODA FABIA"Great price, great communication, great car. Ling comes highly recommended, I will definitely be getting my next car from her. Fast delivery, very professional service."

Jonathan Stephenson
Stephenson IT Consultancy
54 St. James Drive
Romanby
Northallerton
DL7 8YW


Editor Note: Jonathan, we are so similar. When I looked at your business, I saw you simply provide a good, honest, simple service - that works. Anyone in North Yorkshire with computer problems should call you, you will be there in new, fast Skoda Fabia VRS in about 25 seconds! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 445 / 1528
Mike says...
MAZDA MX-5"We are always very pleased with the service we get from LINGsCARS and the prices are also very keen. Good delivery. However, you make too much profit from poor people like us, we cannot even afford a bowl of rice a day! Wah!"

Mike Johnson
Micol Batteries Ltd
Unit 6, Endeavour Court
Lingfield Way
Darlington
DL1 4JW


Editor Note: Whoa! You frighten people reading these letters, Mike! Really, you are bloody damn rich battery importer and distributor, and supply all types of batteries from Duracell things to bespoke camera batteries. You are replacing old shape 1.6 MX-5 with new shape 1.8 at same price! Hope you like it - Ling



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Customer Letter: 403 / 1528
Mandy says...
 "This is the first time I have had a car on contract hire, but it won't be the last (I hope). Fantastic new Renault Megane Coupe Cab, which arrived while there was still some sunshine left to "pose" in. Ling was very helpful and easy to speak to. Although I wanted a black car (everyone else told me I'd regret it), I was too impatient to wait until one was available. So I went for a gunmetal grey which looks clean for longer.

My new car was delivered at lunchtime, on time, to suit me. The dealer was excellent, very prompt and the car was well demonstrated by the delivery man. I can recommend Ling with no hesitation, I will be back when the contract runs out. "

Mandy Teasdale Chiropodist
85 West Auckland Road
Darlington
DL3 0LF


Editor Note: Maybe I come down for a foot-massage, next time in Darlington, Mandy? I am often down there as super-husband owns a business in Darlington. Really glad you are happy with your car, thanks for being so kind with your comments - Ling



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Customer Letter: 377 / 1528
Craig says...

BMW 1-SERIES"Ling Valentine is crazy and cool. I absolutely love dealing with her. Not only is she by far the most competitive car company I have come across, she is also great fun and very efficient.

If you like great deals and great fun, deal with Ling. I have has numerous cars and have dealt with her for over five years."

Craig McLeod
Northern Aviation
Durham Tees Valley Airport
Darlington
DL2 1NW


Editor Note: What Craig doesn't say is that he owns a small executive airline, with several twin engine executive planes, helicopters and also some fun planes like three ex-RAF Bulldogs. Craig has taken me for aerobatics in one of these, and looping the loop was fantastically brilliant. I give him hyperlink as he is TOP MAN and anyone needing executive fast top-quality aeroplane transport anywhere in Europe should contact him. It is not as expensive as you think - Ling



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Customer Letter: 252 / 1528
Stewart says...
CarLing, thanks for a great deal. Some delay initially - but more due to Honda not responding to Ling (yes, Honda overcomitted on Jazzes, and the available cars were overpromised by Honda, sorry about that, happens sometimes with these big suppliers and not under my control - Ling). We then switched to a Citroen C4 (better car - Ling) and Ling got us a great one-off deal. There was some limitation to the choice of makes (I can't ever supply everything! Sorry about that - Ling) but her prices more than make up for this. Her website is clear - it's informative and fun. All my emails and phone calls were returned promptly. This was a new experience for us, we will keep in touch and return in two years!!!

Stewart Maxwell
Arnisdale
Hudswell
Richmond
DL11 6BN


Editor Note: Phew, Stewart, those Honda Jazzes caused me such a problem. At first supply promised, then supply interrupted, on-off, on-off. Sometimes this happens with very cheap cars, although I manage to keep it to a minimum. Thanks for being so understanding. Glad you like website, and I am so pleased I passed your communication test. You were good customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 249 / 1528
Suzanne says...
CarLing is the maddest Chinese bird I have ever come across. She found me the only available Mini Cooper in the UK, plus she delivered it in double-quick time. I have worked this out (I am an accountant): This is certainly the cheapest way to run a brand-new car, in the UK today (My red letters - Ling). I am 100% satisfied, 100% recommend Ling, and am 100% happy with my new Mini Cooper! Perfect service from the BMW Mini dealer, too, by the way.

Suzanne Turner
Escomb Road
Bishop Auckland
DL14 6AB


Editor Note: How kind are your words, Suzanne! It is true, you had last available Mini Cooper in UK at that time. My favourite dealer had a cancelled order from someone else and especially saved it for one of my customers! You! Dealer is sweet, you are sweet, I even forgive you for calling me "mad Chinese bird" :). How nice to have accountant confirming cheapness of running my brand new cars, I hope you don't mind me highlighting your words in red ink - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 239 / 1528
Simon says...
CarLing. Thank you, the Mercedes CLK was the same as you described on your website (of course! - Ling). No hidden charges, just exactly as you said (Yes! Of course! - Ling). Delivery was prompt, and dealing with you and your company was a pleasure (Wah! Of course it is! It is compulsory to have pleasure - Ling). Thank you again.

Simon H**
Address Withheld
Durham
DL17 ***


Editor Note: Why Mercedes customer always seem surprised I give good service and tell truth? Maybe Mercedes garages usually full of bullshit. That probably true. Hmmm, but you were very nice customer, Simon and I hope you enjoy lovely CLK sporty car - Ling



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Customer Letter: 228 / 1528
Steve says...
CarThanks for the BMW Z4, Ling! I was kept up to date with the delivery time despite factory order, you were cheaper than any other company I could find and your website sold me instantly! Easy and straight forward. Thanks again!

Steve Vernon
McMullen Rd
Darlington
DL1 1YS


Editor Note: Steve, sorry you had to wait for car to come into stock, but there were no Z4's available for immediate delivery in UK when you ordered. I always say I cannot do miracles, as I am Chinese not Catholic. For miracles you need THIS website. Enjoy Z4! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 200 / 1528
David says...
CarTHE BEST: Premier League Class. At Darlington FC we get car offers 24/7 from all over the country. But not one could beat Ling, with the price or the quality of service... and to be able to speak direct with the boss just made it better. The supplying BMW dealer was equally as good as LINGsCARS.com.

When we get promoted we will be back for Bentleys!

David Hodgson
Darlington FC
Darlington
DL2 3TY


Editor Note: Wow! Now I must be into big time supplying football clubs. Darlington FC will be welcome to rent Bentleys (although I have never sold Bentley - yet!), and maybe David will put me in touch with other footballing David (Beckerham) and Poshy for more Bentley sales - Ling



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Customer Letter: 147 / 1528
Karen says...
CarAfter phoning a few companies I went back to Ling because she gave a no-nonsense answer to my questions. Having Contract-Hired for the first time, I would definitely recommend Ling for doing exactly what she said she would do, when she said she would do it. My Picasso even arrived 10 minutes early!

Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn
Vicars Lane
Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF


Editor Note: You can get so many beer bottles in a Picasso, eh, Karen? I will shout at dealer for not achieving 100% perfect delivery, however they redeem themselves because you give them "excellent" score - Ling



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Customer Letter: 131 / 1528
Rob says...
Your site has entertained me for over an hour! Thank you. I am hungry now. Please send noodles. I can't eat keyring!

Rob
5 Fairfax Road
Middleton St George
DL2 1HF


Editor Note: Rob, real test is; will you order car? Let's wait and see! If you are really that bored you spend 1 hour on site, maybe you volunteer to be car washer at Brindley Honda? They need one. Noodles on way - Ling



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Wah! Chuck Hagel will resign as Great Satan defence secretary after request from President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama to step down, lah, Great Satan media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:43



Wah! A report finds 132 young human bliengs in Birmingham suffering or vulnerable to sexual exploitation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:32



Wah! Israeli Prime dodgy minister Benjamin Netanyahu tells BBC's Kevin Connolly that only acceptable deal for Israel would be dismantling of Iran's nuclear capabilities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:30



Wah! (L-R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Kevin Potts and Scott Harrison of Park Executive Northern operators again put in strong showing at Professional Driver QSi (Quality service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service and Innovation) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Awards, lah, - news replorted 14:30



Wah! Russia's president has warned of "catastrophic consequences" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if rouble continues to slide. What the hell I mean??!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation examines how we got here. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:27



Wah! Open Europe says new rules over access to benefits for EU migrants in bloody annoying Blitish might be "perfect compromise". - news replorted 14:26



Wah! Ken James and Alex Hurst of eConnect Cars London’s first all-electric taxi fleet has won Environmental Gold award at prestigious Professional Driver QSi ( - news replorted 14:14



Wah! Double world champion Lewis Hamilton cannot be considered great yet but bloody man is on right path, lah, says Sir Jackie Stewart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:07



Wah! Professional Driver of Year, lah, Eric Bonful London (capital of Great England) Private Hire operator Greentomato Cars’ longest-serving driver has been chosen as Britain’s best private hire or - news replorted 14:07



Wah! (L-R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Charlie Bowmont and Rob Bassett-Cross, lah, Capstar Chauffeurs Capstar Chauffeurs, lah, established last year to give wounded ex-servicemen chance of new career as chauffeurs, lah, has won - news replorted 13:59



Wah! Switzerland's Bern Art Museum has agreed to accept hundreds of artworks bequeathed by German Nazi-era art hoarder Cornelius Gurlitt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:58



Wah! This week’s FTA and Freight by Water event will examine opportunities for water freight in north of Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:57



Wah! 24 hours of news images: 24 Novemblinger - news replorted 13:49



Wah! Glyndwr University has its right to sponsor international students reinstated by Home Office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:47



Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has apologised for giving incorrect evidence to parliamentary hearing, lah, it has emerged. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:37



Wah! The deadline for negotiating Iran nuclear deal is extended to end of June-mber month after talks in Vienna fail to produce agreement, lah, diplomats say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:35



Wah! Ukraine's president says bloody man intends to hold referendum on joining Nato, lah, in move likely to anger Russia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:32



Wah! A Belgian mining firm "consistently lied" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about bulldozing of hundreds of homes in DR Congo and should pay compensation, lah, Amnesty International says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:27



Wah! Jose Socrates, lah, Portugal's prime dodgy minister between 2005 and 2011, lah, is questioned again by judge on suspicion of corruption and money laundering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 13:27



Wah! Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen vows to act after Christmas attraction bloody man helped to create was forced to close because of complaints - news replorted 13:22



Wah! Home buyers over age of 40 increasingly being "frozen out" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of getting mortgages, lah, industry warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:17



Wah! Team Harford win season finale Team Harford celebrated winning inaugural Defender Challenge by Bowler championship on Sunday, lah, after victory in - news replorted 13:16



Wah! Argentina has expressed discontent to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation over its "inadequate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) handling of complaints about Top Gear special filmed in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:15



Wah! Owen Paterson says EU members planning to form 'super country' that Britain would never join. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:06



Wah! Billy Vunipola is ruled out of Province of Engrish running-dogs's Test against Australia with concussion and replaced by Thomas Waldrom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:58



Wah! The Duke of Cambridge is to visit China in 2015 after invitation from Super-Duper-Chinese-State government, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:58



Wah! A survey from family lawyers says family break-up can damage GCSE and A-level results and children's health. - news replorted 12:55



Wah! An Israeli border old bill bobbys officer is charged with manslaughter of Palestinian teenager at demonstration in occupied West capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity in May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:41



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation examines why it is so important to broker deal on Iran's nuclear future, lah, as talks continue in Vienna. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:41



Wah! Nigeria's main opposition party condemns weekend raid of its offices ahead of February's elections and calls for independent inquiry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:35



Wah! Behind scenes at Rochester and Strood by-election night and morning after with UKIP's leader - news replorted 12:15



Wah! Volkswagen Caddy Volkswagen’s highly versatile Caddy has scooped Small Van of Year honour at this year’s Association of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Fleet - news replorted 12:14



Wah! A volcano has erupted on Cape Verde island of Fogo, lah, resulting in evacuation of hundreds of residents and closure of local airport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! BT is trying to getting ahead of competition when it comes to next generation of mobile services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! Ferrari replaces team principal Marco Mattiacci after seven months in role. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! A shortlist of 10 contenders will be announced on Monday for 2014 Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sports Personality of Year award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:04



Wah! All-electric Nissling e-NV200 Proves it’s Top Banana leading London (capital of Great England) fruit delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so firm has proved to fleet operators and business van users just how much juice they can e - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Sophisticated malicious programs used to spy on individuals and businesses represent "challenge" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to security firms, lah, say experts - news replorted 11:56



Wah! The Labour Party says it would introduce system of licensing to clamp down on "rogue" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) recruitment agencies, lah, saying some workers' wages being undercut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:51



Wah! Peter Denton and Tiff Needell Luxury Italian automotive manufacturer, lah, Maserati, lah, was honoured with prestigious Tour of Year Award at 2014 I - news replorted 11:51



Wah! A man who beat mother, lah, flemale human person's two children and their grandmother to death at their home near Swansea 15 years ago launches fresh application to getting male gender human bleing's conviction overturned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:49



Wah! A website containing live links to thousands of baby monitors, lah, web cams and CCTV feeds has shut down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! New eBook – Camper vans, lah, ex-pats and Spanish hounds Spain is most popular holiday destination for British tourists, lah, and most popular destination for emigrating Brit - news replorted 11:48



Wah! A new film, lah, Kajaki, lah, tells true story of how small unit of British soldiers escaped minefield in Afghanistan - news replorted 11:46



Wah! Odell Beckham Jr's stunning one-handed catch for touchdown for New York Giants in NFL sets social media alight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Clive Coleman explains case of bloody annoying Blitish businessman who took Google to court over malicious web postings directed at him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:42



Wah! The Rexus RC F: Performance For All new Rexus RC F is high-performance coupe with difference. What the hell I mean??!! From outset it has been designed to reward drivers - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Telecoms giant BT is in talks with Telefonica about buying O2 mobile network from Spanish firm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! A newborn baby is receiving treatment after surviving for up to five days in drain in Sydney, lah, Australia. Ai-yaa!!! How did it manage to keep going? - news replorted 11:29



Wah! Cocaine worth estimated ÂRMB Yuan #36m is seized by Royal Navy after high-speed chase across Caribbean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:28



Wah! Mobil 1™ and ABT Sportsline Continue Global Alliance ABT Sportsline, lah, world’s largest tuner of Wlokswaglon Group vehicling driving car machines, lah, and Mobil 1™, lah, world's leading synthetic moto - news replorted 11:28



Wah! For programme makers it is becoming increasingly difficult to generate big ratings on TV but solution may lie in live television, lah, especially in America, lah, as Tom Brook reports - news replorted 11:17



Wah! Audi R18 e-tron quattro #2 (Audi Sport Team Joest) Brazil is hosting finale of FIA World Endurance Championship (WEC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! A old bill bobbys officer in Orkney is praised for flemale human person's bravery after going to aid of motorist whose LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine had been hit by huge wave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Details of how to register so you tellibly lovely custlingmer can vote online for Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sports Personality of Year on 14 December. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:02



Wah! Bride and groom hold wedding ceremony in 1.5 million litre seawater divers' training tank at Fort William. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:53



Wah! More gift choices than ever this Christmas at motorgifts.co.uk From books to bookmarks, lah, socks to clocks and diecast models to beautiful bronze sculptures, lah, Motorgifts is offering its b - news replorted 10:52



Wah! From 1953 CIA-orchestrated overthrow of Iran's prime dodgy minister to phone call between Presidents "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and Rouhani and possible direct talks on Iraq, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News looks at more than 60 years of tricky US-Iran relations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:50



Wah! Switzerland's Bern Art Museum says it will accept hundreds of works of art bequeathed by German Nazi-era art hoarder Cornelius Gurlitt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! How much of splash has protest movement had? - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Thousands of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Northern Ireland, lah, including nurses, lah, midwives and ambulance staff, lah, having been staging four hour strikes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! A volcano erupts in Cape Verde islands, lah, causing residents living in vicinity to be evacuated and local airport to be closed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! People who need organ transplants may "die needlessly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) following concerns raised by death of two patients given kidneys infected by parasitic worm, lah, leading transplant surgeon warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! A teenager who was groomed in Yorkshire tells flemale human person's story - news replorted 10:00



Wah! The falling oil price is costing Russia up to $100bn year, lah, while Western sanctions having hit country by further $40bn, lah, its finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Former Indian news magazine editor Tarun Tejpal, lah, who is charged with rape, lah, is dropped from literary festival after male gender human bleing's invitation causes outrage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Successful conservation projects having reversed decline of salmon in many bloody annoying Blitish rivers, lah, as John Maguire reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:39



Wah! A rare infection breaks out within intensive care unit at Northern Ireland's biggest hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! The integrity of current political talks in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers called into question by senior DUP man's 'toilet paper' comments, lah, says Sinn FĂ©in. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:26



Wah! Lifeline Fire & Safety Systems Ltd new factory Following unprecedented demand for their products over past five years, lah, Lifeline Fire & Safety Systems Ltd re - news replorted 09:00



Wah! DVLA Personalised Registrations’ 25th Anniversary Auction later this week could prove to be battle of supercar bra - news replorted 08:49



Wah! 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show organisers of 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show, lah, sponsored by Barclaycard in association with TMC, lah, having confirmed - news replorted 08:48



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Dave Lee finds out what it's like flying newest advanced fighter jet, lah, F-35 Lightning II. - news replorted 08:42



Wah! Auto Trader’s management system i-Control Advanced users of Auto Trader’s forecourt management system i-Control report average of 13 stock turns per year, lah, comp - news replorted 08:41



Wah! Two men who were seriously burned in blast at flat in south Birmingham arrested on suspicion of causing explosion likely to endanger life, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:36



Wah! South Korea's education dodgy minister apologises for mistake in national college entrance exam which meant two answers were correct. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! Ireland's Katie Taylor wins flemale human person's fifth consecutive world title by beating Azerbaijan's Yana Allekseevana in lightweight final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:24



Wah! (L:R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Barry Fry with Chris velly damn good boiled chicken-feetison Motorpoint has teamed up with Peterborough United to take naming rights to its new stand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Motorcycle Live 2014 Motorcycle Live 2014, lah, UK’s biggest bike show, lah, kicked off this weekend with 39 manufacturers and over 150 other exhib - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Lewis Hamilton says winning male gender human bleing's second world title will be start of run of success for himself and team Mercedes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:03



Wah! A man dies following collision involving two motorcycles and LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine near Brecon, lah, old bill bobbys confirm - news replorted 07:52



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State Olympics champion swimmer Sun Yang was banned for three months earlier this year after failing drugs test, lah, state media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:49



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has rare access to Great Satan hunt for warlord Joseph Kony, lah, who has waged fighty bang-bang in central Africa for more than two decades - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Relatives of 11-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who died after being hit by van in Aberdeenshire pay tribute to their "amazing boy". - news replorted 07:39



Wah! Team BKR Motorsport preparation specialist Bubble and Kick Racing has today, lah, Monday, lah, 24th November, lah, confirmed move into ult - news replorted 07:38



Wah! Councils being told to slash bureaucracy and administration costs as public spending cuts continue to bite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Countering terrorism should not be sole responsibility of police, lah, says head of counter terrorism in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep who has called for help from public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:04



Wah! Italy's first female astronaut has arrived at International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! A 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy has been shot dead by old bill bobbys in Great Satan city of Cleveland, lah, after brandishing what turned out to be fake gun in playground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Thousands of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers stage four-hour strike over pay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:11



Wah! Insurance companies to be banned from covering cost of terrorist ransoms under raft of measures being unveiled by home secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:55



Wah! Drugs given to 15 women who died after sterilisation surgery were contaminated, lah, dodgy minister in Indian state of Chhattisgarh says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! Diplomats to make final push for deal on Iran's nuclear programme ahead of 23:00 GMT deadline, lah, amid talks of possible extension. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! Former dodgy minister Owen Paterson is to call for bloody annoying Blitish to exit EU, lah, putting pressure on prime dodgy minister amid Tory divisions on issue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! There is anxiety, lah, and fear of more unrest, lah, in Ferguson, lah, Missouri, lah, as grand jury decides whether to indict white policemen for shooting dead unarmed black teenager, lah, writes BBC's Joanna Jolly. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:58



Wah! The trial of businessman Shrien Dewani on charges of plotting male gender human bleing's wife's murder should be halted and case thrown out, lah, male gender human bleing's lawyers expected to tell judge later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:55



Wah! Have any prices fallen faster than singles? - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Mary J Blige adopts new musical home - news replorted 04:05



Wah! British banker Rurik Jutting is ruled fit to stand trial for murder of two women in Hong Kong, lah, after undergoing psychiatric assessments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:16



Wah! A British man fighting with Kurdish troops against Islamic State militants in Syria tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody man is not mercenary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Global business confidence slipped to five-year low in October, lah, according to survey of 6,100 companies from Markit Economics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:50



Wah! Nine-earth-years old happy birthday to you, actress Cherry Campbell, lah, star of CBeebies show Katie Morag, lah, becomes youngest-ever winner at Bafta Children's awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:43



Wah! Nurses, lah, midwives, lah, ambulance staff and other NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers staging four-hour strike on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:23



Wah! The case of businessman who wantings to stop malicious web postings about him appearing in Google searches is set to begin at High Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:10



Wah! Hopes pinned on Ebola clinical trials in Guinea - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Two men seriously burned in explosion at flat in south Birmingham while rescue dogs search remains of property. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:55



Wah! French come out fighting for their economic reputation - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Peru's environmental old bill bobbys launch investigation into deaths of some 500 sea lions found on northern beach. - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Two of Monday's papers focus on pronouncements by home secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. Theresa May tells Daily Telegraph that migration targets will be scrapped, lah, and Mail highlights flemale human person's fears that militant attack in Britain is "inevitable". - news replorted 01:14



Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land apologised for giving incorrect evidence to parliamentary hearing, lah, letters released by Treasury Committee reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! old bill bobbys in Great Satan city of Cleveland shoot and kill 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who had been waving what turned out to be fake gun. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! old bill bobbys expected to make fresh appeal later for inflomination on murder 10 years ago of Nairn banker Alistair Wilson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! The dangers faced by interfaith Egyptian couples - news replorted 00:24



Wah! How health warnings changing cigarette packet design - news replorted 00:15



Wah! A call for all children to be automatically enrolled in their local library is made at start of Book Week ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The couple who helped Tesco change way many of Great Satan shop - news replorted 00:14



Wah! A five-year inquiry into ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's worst outbreak of Clostridium difficile (c. Fry noodle, boil noodle? diff) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will be published later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Talk therapy sessions can help reduce risk of suicide among high-risk groups, lah, suggests Great Satan study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:02



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