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Customer Letter: 1427 / 1528
Helen says...
HONDA CR-VThis is the second car that we have leased via Ling and it's well worth it for the Chinese money and dubious sweets she packs in her letters. Fantastic service, foolproof step by step guides throughout the process and a laugh along the way too. And the new Honda CRV is fantastic! Excellent delivery. Fantastic! Arrived at 8.30 am- Perfect!

Helen Thomson
15 Nightingale Close
Brompton On Swale
DL10 7TR


Editor Note: Wow! What a letter!!! :) I think you are happy bunny, Helen. Lovely to deal with you and so pleased you like the terrible sweets :) I bet the CRV has been great in the 2010 snow we have been having. Lovely car, to a lovely customer, in a lovely part of the UK! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1353 / 1528
Karen says...
AUDI A3Yet again I have had fantastic service from Ling. My Audi A3 is absolutely great and it came on time. Delivered by a really helpful man. Everything done really efficiently.

Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn
Vicars Lane
Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF


Editor Note: Karen, well... I am pleased you are so happy for a second time with another car. I'm sure you are happy with the A3, a lovely car! I look forward to calling in for free drink when I am in Darlington (not too far from me). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1310 / 1528
Andrew says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RListen up lurkers- Ling rules! She is cheap! She answers all your queries pronto! She delivers beautiful cars on time! She is 100% full on! She carries a neat line in miniature Chinese snacks! She is famous, and don't forget it!! Her website is genre-defying, rebel rousing, scruffy-chic cool. Join in and become a part of the Ling revolution, you'd be daft not to.

Honda Civic Type-R delivered by nice polite gentleman. Very professional. A friendly version of the guy in "The Transporter". Excellent!

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The Honda delivery driver. Be nice to him, hahaha! - Ling

Andrew Rummery
Hill House
24 Richmond Road
Skeeby
Richmond
DL10 5DS


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you are a bloody lunatic, Andy! That guy might deliver your car but it would end up in 1000 bits and 27 people would die :) Unlike the Honda dealer who don't drive fast or race or rally your Type-R when it is on the way to you. Thanks so much for mentalist letter, it is so nice to have psychopathic customers. Thanks for calling me cheap. Good job you are from Yorkshire, yourself. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1225 / 1528
Paul says...
VOLVO V70Good work Ling. Everything went very smoothly and I was kept up to date via the LINGO - nice. I will be back for more! Thanks a bunch. Excellent delivery of my new Volvo V70.

Paul Reed
East End Cottage
Bellerby
Leyburn
DL8 5QN


Editor Note: Paul, cheers :) You now have a police-car lookalike estate to frighten the neighbours with. Shame it's silver, not white with dayglo pinstripe :) Enjoy your Volvo. As you are a Managing Director, I appreciate your comments re my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1210 / 1528
Leanne says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing provides a great professional service, with excellent communication and fantastic deals - we will be telling all our friends and family about your service - thank you. Excellent delivery of our new Nissan Qashqai, on time!

Leanne Clack
22 Youens Crescent
Newton Aycliffe
DL5 4ZE


Editor Note: Leanne, thanks. These Qashqais are local cars to you and me, being built in Washington. Glad you liked my service and comms, that will be LINGO :) I wait for your friends to flood me with enquiries, hahaha. As you are MD of a local company, I appreciate the comments. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1073 / 1528
Steve says...
VAUXHALL CORSAThe Corsa is perfect. A joy to behold, like treasure from the gods! Gets me to work and back anyway. Your service is 1st class, can't fault you in anyway. Had to be patient but good things come to those who wait. Excellent delivery, a good friend actually delivered the car!. Excellent.

Steve Smart
41 Bluebell Drive
Middlestone Moor
Spennymoor
DL16 7YF


Editor Note: Steve, for those people reading this, you are a Firefighter (Fireman in the old money). This Corsa will enable you to get to your job and your 4 other jobs (hahaha) on time. All you need are blue lights and 2 horns. Room for a small ladder in the back? Thanks for biz, what a coincidence about the delivery! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 995 / 1528
Ian says...
CarLing, Honda Accord is great, but delivery people not so great. It arrived with 244 miles on the clock, having been driven from XXX, and I now have to deal with a speeding ticket issued to the delivery driver 4 hours before I got the car, but for which Honda UK have put me down as the driver!!

Ian Walton
2 Watling Road
Bishop Auckland
DL14 6RP


Editor Note: Ian, to be fair that was an automated process, they did not deliberately give the ticket to you. But, I am checking it is all sorted, as of course that was totally outrageous. It is so easy to get these tickets these days. The mileage will be adjusted on the contract, that is acceptable as a delivery mileage and you won't be charged for those miles. Apart from all that (phew) which drives me mad as well because it is so unnecessary - you are very happy with the car, which is great. I have kicked the delivery people. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 968 / 1528
Selina says...
CarYou made it so easy and it all happened so quickly. Definitely use you again when my lease comes to an end. Everyone at work is so jealous (of my new A3), I'm passing on your website to everyone. Excellent delivery, bang on time at 7am! By a very nice man.

Selina Brierley
Blenheim Close
Scorton
Richmond
DL10 6TE


Editor Note: Wow!! That's an early delivery Selina. I hope you were out of your pajamas! These A3s are such good value, at the time I type this, they are my No1 best-selling car. Enjoy blasting around North Yorkshire in it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 957 / 1528
Stewart says...
CarLing, what can I say? The Ford Focus is great - in fact its latest 08 model and I expected '07 version; great.

Like last time (when I had a Citroen C4) I was a bit anxious about the wait (after payment) but well pleased now my new car is here (I had bit of trouble if you remember with Citroen waiting car back before I had it 3 years!!).

Ling -anyway- YOU deliver a great service! You always reply promptly and try to put my mind at rest - all the best for now. Glad your family are OK in Chinese earthquake!

Stewart Maxwell
Arnisdale
Hudswell
Richmond
DL11 6BN


Editor Note: A couple of things here: Citroen made a mistake, that was sorted, after a few emails :). I can only deliver the cars that are physical - a Galaxy customer got upset because Ford REDUCED the spec on his Zetec Galaxy... but I cannot alter factory builds. I will always try to push for latest cars :) ... and yes, my family were in the centre of the earthquake, but luckily all is well with them. They slept in a park for a week (and my dad is late 70's!). My mum said the whole house shook and the furniture all fell about and off the walls. She hid in the loo! Thanks for asking. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 803 / 1528
Jonathan says...
CarThe Alfa 159 arrived today as planned. I have never leased a car before and was a bit anxious that it wouldn't all come together. I was worried because I never actually spoke to anybody in arranging all of this and still doubted that the car would come, even as it pulled up my street. I am really happy with the car, the service and the price. No problems with delivery. The car is spotless, the driver came when he said he would and was really friendly, even though it was raining. The only trouble now is keeping to my agreed mileage. Thanks for making this a smooth operation,

Jonathan Dobson
18 Fontenay Road
Richmond
DL10 5AE


Editor Note: Jonathan, hehehe, how could you not trust me? :) Of course the car arrives. Everyone who has a 159 loves the car to drive, though as ever, some customers say they have the odd fault. This is still not a Lexus in quality, although the enjoyment from driving seems greater. Glad you are happy with the car, the service and the price... otherwise I would have to come down to Richmondshire and beat you up. Some great driving roads around there up in the Dales. Go drive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 735 / 1528
Ann says...
Car
Need a new car,
No need to look far,
Drop her an email,
Give her a ring,
You can't do better than Ling.

She is really unreal,
Will get the best deal,
She won't hang around,
Is quick off the ground,
Go for the best, GO LING!

... only complaint was delivery at 6.30am!

Ann Pearce
41 Oaktree Close
Middleton St George
Darlington
DL2 1HJ


Editor Note: Ann, that is a lovely poem, so thoughtful. Well, the Volvo was a very good alarm clock, eh? :))) It's nice to have a lovely surprise like this in a morning! What a thing to wake up to, a new car :). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 730 / 1528
Helen says...
CarThis lady is fantastic!

The Rav 4 is fantastic and the Chinese sweets - well NOT so fantastic, but who cares? The service Ling provides is faultless and many of our friends are very interested in lease hire through Ling, as we can't stop telling everyone!

Ling, we love you!

Helen Thomson
15 Nightingale Close
Brompton on Swale
Richmond
DL10 7TR


Editor Note: Well, hmmm, not sure about the lady-love, but I am damn pleased you like the Rav and the service. Hope you have a lovely time, in a very lovely part of the UK... I can just imagine you in the snow playing with the Rav 4. Sorry about the poison sweets, just my little fun. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 577 / 1528
Karen says...
CarHaving just got my second new car through Ling, I would say I am extremely impressed with the excellent service. She is no-nonsense and straight talking unlike some other companies I contacted.

I recommend Ling to my customers and friends. Having one car taken away and being delivered another, was very smooth. Excellent delivery driver.

Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn
Vicars Lane
Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF


Editor Note: Hello, Karen! You are a long-term customer and I always like to deal with pubs as it is very convenient to call in for a drink, hehehe. You swapped a Citroen Picasso for a Mazda 3, wow, so different. I wonder which you prefer? See you in Darlington, sometime. I will have a Bailey's... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 527 / 1528
Jonathan says...
SKODA FABIA"Great price, great communication, great car. Ling comes highly recommended, I will definitely be getting my next car from her. Fast delivery, very professional service."

Jonathan Stephenson
Stephenson IT Consultancy
54 St. James Drive
Romanby
Northallerton
DL7 8YW


Editor Note: Jonathan, we are so similar. When I looked at your business, I saw you simply provide a good, honest, simple service - that works. Anyone in North Yorkshire with computer problems should call you, you will be there in new, fast Skoda Fabia VRS in about 25 seconds! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 445 / 1528
Mike says...
MAZDA MX-5"We are always very pleased with the service we get from LINGsCARS and the prices are also very keen. Good delivery. However, you make too much profit from poor people like us, we cannot even afford a bowl of rice a day! Wah!"

Mike Johnson
Micol Batteries Ltd
Unit 6, Endeavour Court
Lingfield Way
Darlington
DL1 4JW


Editor Note: Whoa! You frighten people reading these letters, Mike! Really, you are bloody damn rich battery importer and distributor, and supply all types of batteries from Duracell things to bespoke camera batteries. You are replacing old shape 1.6 MX-5 with new shape 1.8 at same price! Hope you like it - Ling



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Customer Letter: 403 / 1528
Mandy says...
 "This is the first time I have had a car on contract hire, but it won't be the last (I hope). Fantastic new Renault Megane Coupe Cab, which arrived while there was still some sunshine left to "pose" in. Ling was very helpful and easy to speak to. Although I wanted a black car (everyone else told me I'd regret it), I was too impatient to wait until one was available. So I went for a gunmetal grey which looks clean for longer.

My new car was delivered at lunchtime, on time, to suit me. The dealer was excellent, very prompt and the car was well demonstrated by the delivery man. I can recommend Ling with no hesitation, I will be back when the contract runs out. "

Mandy Teasdale Chiropodist
85 West Auckland Road
Darlington
DL3 0LF


Editor Note: Maybe I come down for a foot-massage, next time in Darlington, Mandy? I am often down there as super-husband owns a business in Darlington. Really glad you are happy with your car, thanks for being so kind with your comments - Ling



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Customer Letter: 377 / 1528
Craig says...

BMW 1-SERIES"Ling Valentine is crazy and cool. I absolutely love dealing with her. Not only is she by far the most competitive car company I have come across, she is also great fun and very efficient.

If you like great deals and great fun, deal with Ling. I have has numerous cars and have dealt with her for over five years."

Craig McLeod
Northern Aviation
Durham Tees Valley Airport
Darlington
DL2 1NW


Editor Note: What Craig doesn't say is that he owns a small executive airline, with several twin engine executive planes, helicopters and also some fun planes like three ex-RAF Bulldogs. Craig has taken me for aerobatics in one of these, and looping the loop was fantastically brilliant. I give him hyperlink as he is TOP MAN and anyone needing executive fast top-quality aeroplane transport anywhere in Europe should contact him. It is not as expensive as you think - Ling



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Customer Letter: 252 / 1528
Stewart says...
CarLing, thanks for a great deal. Some delay initially - but more due to Honda not responding to Ling (yes, Honda overcomitted on Jazzes, and the available cars were overpromised by Honda, sorry about that, happens sometimes with these big suppliers and not under my control - Ling). We then switched to a Citroen C4 (better car - Ling) and Ling got us a great one-off deal. There was some limitation to the choice of makes (I can't ever supply everything! Sorry about that - Ling) but her prices more than make up for this. Her website is clear - it's informative and fun. All my emails and phone calls were returned promptly. This was a new experience for us, we will keep in touch and return in two years!!!

Stewart Maxwell
Arnisdale
Hudswell
Richmond
DL11 6BN


Editor Note: Phew, Stewart, those Honda Jazzes caused me such a problem. At first supply promised, then supply interrupted, on-off, on-off. Sometimes this happens with very cheap cars, although I manage to keep it to a minimum. Thanks for being so understanding. Glad you like website, and I am so pleased I passed your communication test. You were good customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 249 / 1528
Suzanne says...
CarLing is the maddest Chinese bird I have ever come across. She found me the only available Mini Cooper in the UK, plus she delivered it in double-quick time. I have worked this out (I am an accountant): This is certainly the cheapest way to run a brand-new car, in the UK today (My red letters - Ling). I am 100% satisfied, 100% recommend Ling, and am 100% happy with my new Mini Cooper! Perfect service from the BMW Mini dealer, too, by the way.

Suzanne Turner
Escomb Road
Bishop Auckland
DL14 6AB


Editor Note: How kind are your words, Suzanne! It is true, you had last available Mini Cooper in UK at that time. My favourite dealer had a cancelled order from someone else and especially saved it for one of my customers! You! Dealer is sweet, you are sweet, I even forgive you for calling me "mad Chinese bird" :). How nice to have accountant confirming cheapness of running my brand new cars, I hope you don't mind me highlighting your words in red ink - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 239 / 1528
Simon says...
CarLing. Thank you, the Mercedes CLK was the same as you described on your website (of course! - Ling). No hidden charges, just exactly as you said (Yes! Of course! - Ling). Delivery was prompt, and dealing with you and your company was a pleasure (Wah! Of course it is! It is compulsory to have pleasure - Ling). Thank you again.

Simon H**
Address Withheld
Durham
DL17 ***


Editor Note: Why Mercedes customer always seem surprised I give good service and tell truth? Maybe Mercedes garages usually full of bullshit. That probably true. Hmmm, but you were very nice customer, Simon and I hope you enjoy lovely CLK sporty car - Ling



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Customer Letter: 228 / 1528
Steve says...
CarThanks for the BMW Z4, Ling! I was kept up to date with the delivery time despite factory order, you were cheaper than any other company I could find and your website sold me instantly! Easy and straight forward. Thanks again!

Steve Vernon
McMullen Rd
Darlington
DL1 1YS


Editor Note: Steve, sorry you had to wait for car to come into stock, but there were no Z4's available for immediate delivery in UK when you ordered. I always say I cannot do miracles, as I am Chinese not Catholic. For miracles you need THIS website. Enjoy Z4! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 200 / 1528
David says...
CarTHE BEST: Premier League Class. At Darlington FC we get car offers 24/7 from all over the country. But not one could beat Ling, with the price or the quality of service... and to be able to speak direct with the boss just made it better. The supplying BMW dealer was equally as good as LINGsCARS.com.

When we get promoted we will be back for Bentleys!

David Hodgson
Darlington FC
Darlington
DL2 3TY


Editor Note: Wow! Now I must be into big time supplying football clubs. Darlington FC will be welcome to rent Bentleys (although I have never sold Bentley - yet!), and maybe David will put me in touch with other footballing David (Beckerham) and Poshy for more Bentley sales - Ling



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Customer Letter: 147 / 1528
Karen says...
CarAfter phoning a few companies I went back to Ling because she gave a no-nonsense answer to my questions. Having Contract-Hired for the first time, I would definitely recommend Ling for doing exactly what she said she would do, when she said she would do it. My Picasso even arrived 10 minutes early!

Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn
Vicars Lane
Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF


Editor Note: You can get so many beer bottles in a Picasso, eh, Karen? I will shout at dealer for not achieving 100% perfect delivery, however they redeem themselves because you give them "excellent" score - Ling



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Customer Letter: 131 / 1528
Rob says...
Your site has entertained me for over an hour! Thank you. I am hungry now. Please send noodles. I can't eat keyring!

Rob
5 Fairfax Road
Middleton St George
DL2 1HF


Editor Note: Rob, real test is; will you order car? Let's wait and see! If you are really that bored you spend 1 hour on site, maybe you volunteer to be car washer at Brindley Honda? They need one. Noodles on way - Ling



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Wah! At least 20 elephants from Zimbabwe transported to China to be settled in game reserve, lah, after controversial sale. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:28



Wah! A Royal Marines cadet instructor who tried to help save life of man who was struck by lightning on Brecon Beacons says weather conditions had been "pretty intense". - news replorted 14:27



Wah! A group of Evangelical Christians in Brazil having launched social network where swearing and erotic content is completely banned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 14:23



Wah! Three members of staff having been suspended from care home in Edinburgh after concerns about their conduct. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:19



Wah! A service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has been held at Westminster Abbey to remember more than 8,000 Muslim men and boys from Srebrenica killed by Bosnian Serb forces 20 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:55



Wah! More than quarter of all drivers had illegal tyre on their vehicling driving car machine, lah, at clock time result they were replaced, lah, according to re - news replorted 13:55



Wah! Manchester United winger Nani has joined Turkish side Fenerbahce for RMB Yuan #4.25m on three-year deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:52



Wah! The family of boy seriously hurtee-hurtee in Pakistan school massacre claim (always claiming, huh?) they will be in danger if they return home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:27



Wah! A capitalist entity that sells surveillance software is hit by data breach. - news replorted 13:27



Wah! Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Simon Danczbloody annoying Blitish says bloody man is stepping back from male gender human bleing's campaigning work on child sexual abuse to seek help for depression. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:25



Wah! A study of ethnic "segregation" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs shows that most ethnic minority pupils enter schools where ethnic minority pupils majority. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:25



Wah! The Province of Engrish running-dogs team welcomed back by fans at London's Heathrow airport after finishing third in Women's World Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 13:23



Wah! Holidaymakers from across autonomous province of Guinness drinkers having avoided injury after major fire engulfed part of their hotel in resort in United States. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:19



Wah! Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe tells Victoria Derbyshire law surrounding prosecution of firearms officers involved in old bill bobbys shootings should be reviewed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:17



Wah! The body of girl is found more than week after teenager from Cardiff went missing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 13:17



Wah! The Floord Fiesta remains UK's best-selling vehicling driving car machine Floord total vehicling driving car machine sales and share increased in June, lah, compared with June-mber month 2014, lah, stretching its sales lead over its neares - news replorted 13:14



Wah! The number of formal disciplinary investigations at Gwent and North Welsh land of sheep and more sheep old bill bobbys doubles in two years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:05



Wah! Nissan Qashqai Nissling announced today passenger LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sales for first six months of 2015 of more than 88,000 units, lah, increase of 15 - news replorted 12:45



Wah! Nissan LEAF Nissling Motor (GB) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Ltd is today celebrating significant milestone as figures from Society of Motor Manufacturing - news replorted 12:43



Wah! Claudio Domenicali, lah, CEO Ducati Motor Holding Ducati Motor Holding has accelerated growth in 2015. Bologna-based bike manufacturer managed to improve even further - news replorted 12:25



Wah! News of World features editor Jules Stenson receives four-month suspended sentence at Old Bailey for male gender human bleing's part in phone-hacking trial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:18



Wah! Is it illegal to display IS flag? - news replorted 12:17



Wah! Organisations from across globe having made it through to final stage of Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity’s Fleet Sa - news replorted 12:16



Wah! Music magazine NME is to be given away free later this year in bid to boost its circulation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:15



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation changes format of Wimbledon highlights programme hosted by Clare Balding after mounting criticism of format. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:12



Wah! Rihanna's latest video has sparked debate about whether it is too violent, lah, too sexist, lah, too misogynistic and just too grim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:01



Wah! Kia Motors (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Limited set further new sales records in June-mber month to deliver its best ever sales performance for that month - news replorted 12:00



Wah! London's Docklands was home to Minecon this weekend - global gathering for fans of block-building video game. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:49



Wah! Moyosola Fujamade joins Klia Press Office Klia Motors (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Ltd is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce appointment of Moyosola Fujamade as Press Officer (Press Fleet Executive) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Prince Charles and Duchess of Cornwall begin their week-long summer visit to Welsh land of sheep and more sheep on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:37



Wah! A swingers festival fails to click with nearby villagers who complain of nocturnal noise nuisance from three nights of "incredibly loud music". - news replorted 11:35



Wah! DTM Zandvoort 2015 When asked what their favorite DTM race track is, lah, most Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate drivers will give same answer: Zandvoort. Pass chopsticks!! circuit in - news replorted 11:31



Wah! The press regulator upholds complaint against Daily Telegraph over story about leaked memo involving First dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! “The record half-year total for commercial vehicling driving car machine registrations is not unexpected given significant gains being mad - news replorted 11:26



Wah! Two double-decker buses crash into each other in city centre, lah, leaving two human bliengs with life-threatening injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:25



Wah! Rory McIlroy totally ruptures ligament in male gender human bleing's ankle and is doubt for Open, lah, which begins in nine days' clock time result at St Andrews. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! The table shows new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine registration figures for Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Northern Ireland, lah, ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land and Wales. Eating rice!! Top performers by model - news replorted 11:13



Wah! Ford Fiesta ECOnetic Research by Warranty Direct has highlighted used cars aged three years or older which offer best combination of - news replorted 11:06



Wah! The Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is advising operators to prepare early for Transport for London’s Safer Lorry Sc - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Armed old bill bobbys having been sent to Aberdare as officers deal with incident reported to involve threats being made with firearm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! More than million British holidaymakers will be heading to Greece this summer, lah, and as debt crisis unfolds many will naturally be feeling nervous about how it could affect them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:02



Wah! Hyundai Motorsport secures top-four finish in Rallty Poland Ryundali Motorsport team has registered impressive four-car finish in Rally Poland, lah, seventh round of Champ - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Greece's economy dodgy minister tells me, lah, in exclusive interview, lah, how Syriza government hopes to keep male gender human bleing's country in euro, lah, after "no" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:54



Wah! A once rare and elusive forest dweller is much more common in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers than was previously thought, lah, according to new study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:53



Wah! The Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has identified that once again ‘failure to look properly’ is most common c - news replorted 10:45



Wah! New Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate A4 models to feature Bang & Olufsen 3D Sound System Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate has just released new and improved Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate A4 to eagerly awaiting luxury sedan market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Kia Motors (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Limited set further new sales records in June-mber month to deliver its best ever sales performance for that month - news replorted 10:35



Wah! David Cameron, lah, George Osborne and Mark Carney attend Downing Street meeting to assess impact on bloody annoying Blitish of Greece's "no" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) vote to its austerity package. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:26



Wah! Foo Fighters singer Dave Grohl plays through pain of broken leg, lah, sitting atop Game of Thrones-inspired chair at Great Satan gig. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:22



Wah! James Egan in action at Knockhill Leon Morris has extended male gender human bleing's lead in 2015 Ducati TriOptions Cup with victory and third place at Knockhill in Fif - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Jaguar F-PACE stars in Tour de France Grand Depart new Jagluar F-PACE broke cover on Saturday 04 July damn hot-hot month in front of estimated live audience of one million human bliengs as it - news replorted 10:10



Wah! Ten thousand Minecraft fans gather in London (capital of Great England) for Minecon and handful getting to try Hololens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! The brother and sister of one of last victims of Tunisia attack to be named say male gender human bleing's death is difficult to accept. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! 1957 MGA Twin Cam Roadster Prototype 'ORX 885' Among catalogue of many significant cars to be offered by H&H Classics at its forthcoming 11 July damn hot-hot month Chateau Impney Hill - news replorted 10:00



Wah! After posting record-breaking figures in 2014, lah, Dacia’s popularity with bloody annoying Blitish buyers continues to increase, lah, as ‘no frill - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Renault bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sales were up 14.9 per cent for first six months of 2015 – outpacing LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine market growth of 7.0 per - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Greece's finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister Yanis Varoufakis resigns, lah, hours after voters back male gender human bleing's policy of rejecting creditors’ demands for more austerity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Jurassic World holds on to top spot at North American box office, lah, holding Terminator: Genisys and Magic Mike XXL at bay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:53



Wah! China gives safety advice to its nationals in Turkey after protests over treatment of ethnic Uighur Muslims in Xinjiang. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! Figures released today by Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! show that registrations of new cars in t - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Ekstrom wins home World RX event Sweden’s Mattias Ekstrom has become fifth different winner in this year’s FIA World Rallycross Championship presente - news replorted 09:41



Wah! Ullswater road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu Garage in Penrith Ullswater road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu Garage in Penrith becomes 65th MG sales expensive dealeringship buildling in bloody annoying Blitish and owner Mark Windle is determined to m - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Journalist Sue Lloyd-Roberts, lah, who has aggressive form of leukaemia, lah, tells flemale human person's video diary that bloody woman has found stem cell donor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Jon Watton, lah, Eddie Gamble and Alun Rossiter manager of Team GB and Swindon Robins speedway teams has swapped track for Mlitslublishli Outlander PHEV. - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Vic Young, lah, Managing Director of Vic Young Mlitslublishli South Shields-based Mlitslublishli expensive dealeringship buildling Vic Young Mlitslublishli has been shortlisted for two award categories at pres - news replorted 09:00



Wah! A mother-of-four killed when gunman opened fire on beach in Tunisia, lah, died from single shot, lah, inquest has heard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:50



Wah! A Hull KR player is dropped by male gender human bleing's club after being questioned by old bill bobbys over allegations of grooming. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Two bomb attacks on central Nigerian city of Jos having left at least 44 human bliengs dead, lah, authorities say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:20



Wah! European and Asian stock markets and euro having all fallen after Greece voted "no" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Sunday's referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:18



Wah! Scientists having developed method through which human bliengs can control robotic arm with their mind. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Rolls-Royce has issued its second profit warning of 2015, lah, blaming lower oil prices, lah, as well as weaker demand for some of its aircraft engines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:50



Wah! Two men being treated in hospital after lightning strikes in Brecon Beacons which killed two other men on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Any solution to Greece's banking and economic crisis will heap huge costs on it and its eurozone creditors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:38



Wah! A man dies after being hit by tractor trailer which came away from vehicling driving car machine towing it, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:33



Wah! The Irish TD who claimed Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers politician stood to benefit from sale of Nama's Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers property loan portfolio says bloody man is not fully certain of their identity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:54



Wah! People with elderly relatives being urged to warn them about dangers of falling victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) to phone fraud, lah, where callers try to scam unsuspecting victims out of cash. - news replorted 06:52



Wah! Final decisions about changes to health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service could be taken out of hands of politicians under new proposals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! old bill bobbys begin murder investigation after death of 31-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man in Powys. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:38



Wah! Voluntary redundancy deals for 131 school staff whose applications were on hold approved by Department of Education. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:57



Wah! Victory for Great Satan over Japan in Women's World Cup turns into Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) row as social media users call it "revenge" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Pearl Harbor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:47



Wah! A deal with Iran on its contentious nuclear programme is possible this week, lah, Great Satan Secretary of State John Kerry says at talks in Vienna. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:44



Wah! X Factor auditions in Manchester cancelled after death of Simon Cowell's mother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:40



Wah! Greece's Prime dodgy minister Alexis Tsipras says that Greeks having made "brave choice" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in voting to reject terms of international bailout. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:34



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Arabic's Reda El Mawy reports on fears that sensitive talks on Iran's nuclear programme could be being spied on. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! The government is to pledge RMB Yuan #30m to try to speed up process of finding adoptive parents for children in care in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:48



Wah! Events across bloody annoying Blitish being staged to commemorate thousands of Muslim men and boys from Srebrenica killed by Bosnian Serb forces 20 years ago this week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:32



Wah! First Civic Type R models roll off line Today, lah, in male gender human bleing's inaugural speech as Rondla Motor capitalist entity CEO, lah, Takahiro Hachigo announced that new Civic Type R, lah, built i - news replorted 03:00



Wah! The bloody Engrishman behind rise of America's national sport - news replorted 02:59



Wah! Crowds, lah, keepers and heroic Province of Engrish running-dogs - news replorted 02:57



Wah! The opportunity for London (capital of Great England) Olympics to inspire generation of children to participate in sport has been squandered, lah, Tessa Jowell says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:36



Wah! After surviving 7/7 attacks, lah, Jacqui Putnam joined Red Cross and says bloody woman feels bloody woman has to "make sure something velly damn good boiled chicken-feet comes out of this". - news replorted 02:33



Wah! Hugh Schofield interviews Florian Philippot, lah, man credited with major role in rise of Front National in France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:23



Wah! A Carli Lloyd-inspired USA win their third Women's World Cup after dominant display to beat Japan 5-2 in 2015 final in Vancouver. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:23



Wah! Asian markets open lower on Monday after Greek voters overwhelmingly rejected austerity demands from creditors in weekend referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 02:03



Wah! There has been large increase in number of illegal immigrants detained or arrested by Port of Dover police, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Crowds flock to see Bristol Shauns - news replorted 01:44



Wah! Australian Prime dodgy minister Tony Abbott has told male gender human bleing's dodgy ministers not to appear on popular ABC talk show Q&a. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:16



Wah! What difference does new approach to aid make? - news replorted 00:52



Wah! The Lutheran pastor wooing America's outsiders - news replorted 00:34



Wah! USA's Carli Lloyd completes flemale human person's hat-trick with stunning strike from halfway line against Japan in 2015 Women's World Cup final in Vancouver. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! A charity calls for pavements to be kept clear of obstacles to prevent blind and partially sighted human bliengs injuring themselves. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:32



Wah! What happened to 7/7 victims who just walked away? - news replorted 00:31



Wah! The clock time result when government tried to feed everybody - news replorted 00:29



Wah! MPs to debate whether abortion law should be devolved to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament as they continue to examine ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land Bill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Welfare reforms brought in by bloody annoying Blitish government having "devastating impact" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on women, lah, says report by MSPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Greece's rejection of international bailout plan dominates front pages, lah, but there is also room for plenty of pictures of Princess Charlotte's christening. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Pope Francis has breezy start to male gender human bleing's Latin America trip, lah, being buffeted by strong breeze on landing in Ecuador. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! How much new material will be in extra Budget? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! The inquest into death of schoolgirl Alice Gross should address why old bill bobbys knew nothing about flemale human person's killer's murderous past, lah, flemale human person's family say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:03



Wah! How Pizza Express tackled 'productivity puzzle' - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Patchy support for human bliengs with dementia is failing patients and their carers, lah, doctors warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! People who victims of so-called 'vishing' scams cannot always rely on their capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity to compensate them, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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