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Customer Letter: 1427 / 1527
Helen says...
HONDA CR-VThis is the second car that we have leased via Ling and it's well worth it for the Chinese money and dubious sweets she packs in her letters. Fantastic service, foolproof step by step guides throughout the process and a laugh along the way too. And the new Honda CRV is fantastic! Excellent delivery. Fantastic! Arrived at 8.30 am- Perfect!

Helen Thomson
15 Nightingale Close
Brompton On Swale
DL10 7TR


Editor Note: Wow! What a letter!!! :) I think you are happy bunny, Helen. Lovely to deal with you and so pleased you like the terrible sweets :) I bet the CRV has been great in the 2010 snow we have been having. Lovely car, to a lovely customer, in a lovely part of the UK! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1353 / 1527
Karen says...
 Yet again I have had fantastic service from Ling. My Audi A3 is absolutely great and it came on time. Delivered by a really helpful man. Everything done really efficiently.

Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn
Vicars Lane
Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF


Editor Note: Karen, well... I am pleased you are so happy for a second time with another car. I'm sure you are happy with the A3, a lovely car! I look forward to calling in for free drink when I am in Darlington (not too far from me). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1310 / 1527
Andrew says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RListen up lurkers- Ling rules! She is cheap! She answers all your queries pronto! She delivers beautiful cars on time! She is 100% full on! She carries a neat line in miniature Chinese snacks! She is famous, and don't forget it!! Her website is genre-defying, rebel rousing, scruffy-chic cool. Join in and become a part of the Ling revolution, you'd be daft not to.

Honda Civic Type-R delivered by nice polite gentleman. Very professional. A friendly version of the guy in "The Transporter". Excellent!

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The Honda delivery driver. Be nice to him, hahaha! - Ling

Andrew Rummery
Hill House
24 Richmond Road
Skeeby
Richmond
DL10 5DS


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you are a bloody lunatic, Andy! That guy might deliver your car but it would end up in 1000 bits and 27 people would die :) Unlike the Honda dealer who don't drive fast or race or rally your Type-R when it is on the way to you. Thanks so much for mentalist letter, it is so nice to have psychopathic customers. Thanks for calling me cheap. Good job you are from Yorkshire, yourself. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1225 / 1527
Paul says...
 Good work Ling. Everything went very smoothly and I was kept up to date via the LINGO - nice. I will be back for more! Thanks a bunch. Excellent delivery of my new Volvo V70.

Paul Reed
East End Cottage
Bellerby
Leyburn
DL8 5QN


Editor Note: Paul, cheers :) You now have a police-car lookalike estate to frighten the neighbours with. Shame it's silver, not white with dayglo pinstripe :) Enjoy your Volvo. As you are a Managing Director, I appreciate your comments re my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1210 / 1527
Leanne says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing provides a great professional service, with excellent communication and fantastic deals - we will be telling all our friends and family about your service - thank you. Excellent delivery of our new Nissan Qashqai, on time!

Leanne Clack
22 Youens Crescent
Newton Aycliffe
DL5 4ZE


Editor Note: Leanne, thanks. These Qashqais are local cars to you and me, being built in Washington. Glad you liked my service and comms, that will be LINGO :) I wait for your friends to flood me with enquiries, hahaha. As you are MD of a local company, I appreciate the comments. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1073 / 1527
Steve says...
VAUXHALL CORSAThe Corsa is perfect. A joy to behold, like treasure from the gods! Gets me to work and back anyway. Your service is 1st class, can't fault you in anyway. Had to be patient but good things come to those who wait. Excellent delivery, a good friend actually delivered the car!. Excellent.

Steve Smart
41 Bluebell Drive
Middlestone Moor
Spennymoor
DL16 7YF


Editor Note: Steve, for those people reading this, you are a Firefighter (Fireman in the old money). This Corsa will enable you to get to your job and your 4 other jobs (hahaha) on time. All you need are blue lights and 2 horns. Room for a small ladder in the back? Thanks for biz, what a coincidence about the delivery! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 995 / 1527
Ian says...
CarLing, Honda Accord is great, but delivery people not so great. It arrived with 244 miles on the clock, having been driven from XXX, and I now have to deal with a speeding ticket issued to the delivery driver 4 hours before I got the car, but for which Honda UK have put me down as the driver!!

Ian Walton
2 Watling Road
Bishop Auckland
DL14 6RP


Editor Note: Ian, to be fair that was an automated process, they did not deliberately give the ticket to you. But, I am checking it is all sorted, as of course that was totally outrageous. It is so easy to get these tickets these days. The mileage will be adjusted on the contract, that is acceptable as a delivery mileage and you won't be charged for those miles. Apart from all that (phew) which drives me mad as well because it is so unnecessary - you are very happy with the car, which is great. I have kicked the delivery people. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 968 / 1527
Selina says...
CarYou made it so easy and it all happened so quickly. Definitely use you again when my lease comes to an end. Everyone at work is so jealous (of my new A3), I'm passing on your website to everyone. Excellent delivery, bang on time at 7am! By a very nice man.

Selina Brierley
Blenheim Close
Scorton
Richmond
DL10 6TE


Editor Note: Wow!! That's an early delivery Selina. I hope you were out of your pajamas! These A3s are such good value, at the time I type this, they are my No1 best-selling car. Enjoy blasting around North Yorkshire in it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 957 / 1527
Stewart says...
CarLing, what can I say? The Ford Focus is great - in fact its latest 08 model and I expected '07 version; great.

Like last time (when I had a Citroen C4) I was a bit anxious about the wait (after payment) but well pleased now my new car is here (I had bit of trouble if you remember with Citroen waiting car back before I had it 3 years!!).

Ling -anyway- YOU deliver a great service! You always reply promptly and try to put my mind at rest - all the best for now. Glad your family are OK in Chinese earthquake!

Stewart Maxwell
Arnisdale
Hudswell
Richmond
DL11 6BN


Editor Note: A couple of things here: Citroen made a mistake, that was sorted, after a few emails :). I can only deliver the cars that are physical - a Galaxy customer got upset because Ford REDUCED the spec on his Zetec Galaxy... but I cannot alter factory builds. I will always try to push for latest cars :) ... and yes, my family were in the centre of the earthquake, but luckily all is well with them. They slept in a park for a week (and my dad is late 70's!). My mum said the whole house shook and the furniture all fell about and off the walls. She hid in the loo! Thanks for asking. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 803 / 1527
Jonathan says...
CarThe Alfa 159 arrived today as planned. I have never leased a car before and was a bit anxious that it wouldn't all come together. I was worried because I never actually spoke to anybody in arranging all of this and still doubted that the car would come, even as it pulled up my street. I am really happy with the car, the service and the price. No problems with delivery. The car is spotless, the driver came when he said he would and was really friendly, even though it was raining. The only trouble now is keeping to my agreed mileage. Thanks for making this a smooth operation,

Jonathan Dobson
18 Fontenay Road
Richmond
DL10 5AE


Editor Note: Jonathan, hehehe, how could you not trust me? :) Of course the car arrives. Everyone who has a 159 loves the car to drive, though as ever, some customers say they have the odd fault. This is still not a Lexus in quality, although the enjoyment from driving seems greater. Glad you are happy with the car, the service and the price... otherwise I would have to come down to Richmondshire and beat you up. Some great driving roads around there up in the Dales. Go drive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 735 / 1527
Ann says...
Car
Need a new car,
No need to look far,
Drop her an email,
Give her a ring,
You can't do better than Ling.

She is really unreal,
Will get the best deal,
She won't hang around,
Is quick off the ground,
Go for the best, GO LING!

... only complaint was delivery at 6.30am!

Ann Pearce
41 Oaktree Close
Middleton St George
Darlington
DL2 1HJ


Editor Note: Ann, that is a lovely poem, so thoughtful. Well, the Volvo was a very good alarm clock, eh? :))) It's nice to have a lovely surprise like this in a morning! What a thing to wake up to, a new car :). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 730 / 1527
Helen says...
CarThis lady is fantastic!

The Rav 4 is fantastic and the Chinese sweets - well NOT so fantastic, but who cares? The service Ling provides is faultless and many of our friends are very interested in lease hire through Ling, as we can't stop telling everyone!

Ling, we love you!

Helen Thomson
15 Nightingale Close
Brompton on Swale
Richmond
DL10 7TR


Editor Note: Well, hmmm, not sure about the lady-love, but I am damn pleased you like the Rav and the service. Hope you have a lovely time, in a very lovely part of the UK... I can just imagine you in the snow playing with the Rav 4. Sorry about the poison sweets, just my little fun. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 577 / 1527
Karen says...
CarHaving just got my second new car through Ling, I would say I am extremely impressed with the excellent service. She is no-nonsense and straight talking unlike some other companies I contacted.

I recommend Ling to my customers and friends. Having one car taken away and being delivered another, was very smooth. Excellent delivery driver.

Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn
Vicars Lane
Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF


Editor Note: Hello, Karen! You are a long-term customer and I always like to deal with pubs as it is very convenient to call in for a drink, hehehe. You swapped a Citroen Picasso for a Mazda 3, wow, so different. I wonder which you prefer? See you in Darlington, sometime. I will have a Bailey's... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 527 / 1527
Jonathan says...
SKODA FABIA"Great price, great communication, great car. Ling comes highly recommended, I will definitely be getting my next car from her. Fast delivery, very professional service."

Jonathan Stephenson
Stephenson IT Consultancy
54 St. James Drive
Romanby
Northallerton
DL7 8YW


Editor Note: Jonathan, we are so similar. When I looked at your business, I saw you simply provide a good, honest, simple service - that works. Anyone in North Yorkshire with computer problems should call you, you will be there in new, fast Skoda Fabia VRS in about 25 seconds! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 445 / 1527
Mike says...
MAZDA MX-5"We are always very pleased with the service we get from LINGsCARS and the prices are also very keen. Good delivery. However, you make too much profit from poor people like us, we cannot even afford a bowl of rice a day! Wah!"

Mike Johnson
Micol Batteries Ltd
Unit 6, Endeavour Court
Lingfield Way
Darlington
DL1 4JW


Editor Note: Whoa! You frighten people reading these letters, Mike! Really, you are bloody damn rich battery importer and distributor, and supply all types of batteries from Duracell things to bespoke camera batteries. You are replacing old shape 1.6 MX-5 with new shape 1.8 at same price! Hope you like it - Ling



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Customer Letter: 403 / 1527
Mandy says...
 "This is the first time I have had a car on contract hire, but it won't be the last (I hope). Fantastic new Renault Megane Coupe Cab, which arrived while there was still some sunshine left to "pose" in. Ling was very helpful and easy to speak to. Although I wanted a black car (everyone else told me I'd regret it), I was too impatient to wait until one was available. So I went for a gunmetal grey which looks clean for longer.

My new car was delivered at lunchtime, on time, to suit me. The dealer was excellent, very prompt and the car was well demonstrated by the delivery man. I can recommend Ling with no hesitation, I will be back when the contract runs out. "

Mandy Teasdale Chiropodist
85 West Auckland Road
Darlington
DL3 0LF


Editor Note: Maybe I come down for a foot-massage, next time in Darlington, Mandy? I am often down there as super-husband owns a business in Darlington. Really glad you are happy with your car, thanks for being so kind with your comments - Ling



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Customer Letter: 377 / 1527
Craig says...

BMW 1-SERIES"Ling Valentine is crazy and cool. I absolutely love dealing with her. Not only is she by far the most competitive car company I have come across, she is also great fun and very efficient.

If you like great deals and great fun, deal with Ling. I have has numerous cars and have dealt with her for over five years."

Craig McLeod
Northern Aviation
Durham Tees Valley Airport
Darlington
DL2 1NW


Editor Note: What Craig doesn't say is that he owns a small executive airline, with several twin engine executive planes, helicopters and also some fun planes like three ex-RAF Bulldogs. Craig has taken me for aerobatics in one of these, and looping the loop was fantastically brilliant. I give him hyperlink as he is TOP MAN and anyone needing executive fast top-quality aeroplane transport anywhere in Europe should contact him. It is not as expensive as you think - Ling



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Customer Letter: 252 / 1527
Stewart says...
CarLing, thanks for a great deal. Some delay initially - but more due to Honda not responding to Ling (yes, Honda overcomitted on Jazzes, and the available cars were overpromised by Honda, sorry about that, happens sometimes with these big suppliers and not under my control - Ling). We then switched to a Citroen C4 (better car - Ling) and Ling got us a great one-off deal. There was some limitation to the choice of makes (I can't ever supply everything! Sorry about that - Ling) but her prices more than make up for this. Her website is clear - it's informative and fun. All my emails and phone calls were returned promptly. This was a new experience for us, we will keep in touch and return in two years!!!

Stewart Maxwell
Arnisdale
Hudswell
Richmond
DL11 6BN


Editor Note: Phew, Stewart, those Honda Jazzes caused me such a problem. At first supply promised, then supply interrupted, on-off, on-off. Sometimes this happens with very cheap cars, although I manage to keep it to a minimum. Thanks for being so understanding. Glad you like website, and I am so pleased I passed your communication test. You were good customer - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 249 / 1527
Suzanne says...
CarLing is the maddest Chinese bird I have ever come across. She found me the only available Mini Cooper in the UK, plus she delivered it in double-quick time. I have worked this out (I am an accountant): This is certainly the cheapest way to run a brand-new car, in the UK today (My red letters - Ling). I am 100% satisfied, 100% recommend Ling, and am 100% happy with my new Mini Cooper! Perfect service from the BMW Mini dealer, too, by the way.

Suzanne Turner
Escomb Road
Bishop Auckland
DL14 6AB


Editor Note: How kind are your words, Suzanne! It is true, you had last available Mini Cooper in UK at that time. My favourite dealer had a cancelled order from someone else and especially saved it for one of my customers! You! Dealer is sweet, you are sweet, I even forgive you for calling me "mad Chinese bird" :). How nice to have accountant confirming cheapness of running my brand new cars, I hope you don't mind me highlighting your words in red ink - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 239 / 1527
Simon says...
CarLing. Thank you, the Mercedes CLK was the same as you described on your website (of course! - Ling). No hidden charges, just exactly as you said (Yes! Of course! - Ling). Delivery was prompt, and dealing with you and your company was a pleasure (Wah! Of course it is! It is compulsory to have pleasure - Ling). Thank you again.

Simon H**
Address Withheld
Durham
DL17 ***


Editor Note: Why Mercedes customer always seem surprised I give good service and tell truth? Maybe Mercedes garages usually full of bullshit. That probably true. Hmmm, but you were very nice customer, Simon and I hope you enjoy lovely CLK sporty car - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 228 / 1527
Steve says...
CarThanks for the BMW Z4, Ling! I was kept up to date with the delivery time despite factory order, you were cheaper than any other company I could find and your website sold me instantly! Easy and straight forward. Thanks again!

Steve Vernon
McMullen Rd
Darlington
DL1 1YS


Editor Note: Steve, sorry you had to wait for car to come into stock, but there were no Z4's available for immediate delivery in UK when you ordered. I always say I cannot do miracles, as I am Chinese not Catholic. For miracles you need THIS website. Enjoy Z4! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 200 / 1527
David says...
CarTHE BEST: Premier League Class. At Darlington FC we get car offers 24/7 from all over the country. But not one could beat Ling, with the price or the quality of service... and to be able to speak direct with the boss just made it better. The supplying BMW dealer was equally as good as LINGsCARS.com.

When we get promoted we will be back for Bentleys!

David Hodgson
Darlington FC
Darlington
DL2 3TY


Editor Note: Wow! Now I must be into big time supplying football clubs. Darlington FC will be welcome to rent Bentleys (although I have never sold Bentley - yet!), and maybe David will put me in touch with other footballing David (Beckerham) and Poshy for more Bentley sales - Ling



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Customer Letter: 147 / 1527
Karen says...
CarAfter phoning a few companies I went back to Ling because she gave a no-nonsense answer to my questions. Having Contract-Hired for the first time, I would definitely recommend Ling for doing exactly what she said she would do, when she said she would do it. My Picasso even arrived 10 minutes early!

Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn
Vicars Lane
Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF


Editor Note: You can get so many beer bottles in a Picasso, eh, Karen? I will shout at dealer for not achieving 100% perfect delivery, however they redeem themselves because you give them "excellent" score - Ling



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Customer Letter: 131 / 1527
Rob says...
Your site has entertained me for over an hour! Thank you. I am hungry now. Please send noodles. I can't eat keyring!

Rob
5 Fairfax Road
Middleton St George
DL2 1HF


Editor Note: Rob, real test is; will you order car? Let's wait and see! If you are really that bored you spend 1 hour on site, maybe you volunteer to be car washer at Brindley Honda? They need one. Noodles on way - Ling



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Wah! Former Great Satan President Bill Clinton was among those paying their respects as Israel's former PM and President Shimon Peres lay in state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! As first anniversary of plastic bag charge in Province of Engrish running-dogs approaches, lah, researchers tell Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News what other types of packaging government might consider charging for. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Official figures reavealingly showing Great Satan record number of centenarians living in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer knowing your as really velly special customer's Trotskyists from your as really velly special customer's anarcho-syndicalists? - news replorted 11:35



Wah! Badges being handed out on London (capital of Great England) Underground, lah, with aim of encouraging commuters to start talking with one another. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! hurtee-hurtee midfielder Aaron Ramsey is missing from Chris Coleman's Welsh land of sheep and more sheep squad for October's World Cup qualifiers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Campaigners concerned that highly accurate test that can identify babies with Down's syndrome during pregnancy will lead to more terminations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Samsung has confirmed it is in talks with Great Satan consumer watchdogs after lawsuit against firm over "exploding" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) washing machines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! The rainbow flag symbolising gay pride is sent into space using high-altitude balloon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:11



Wah! A bid by two republicans to overturn landmark civil ruling that found them liable for Omagh bomb is rejected by European Court of Human Rights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:10



Wah! Sir Cliff Richard says bloody man is relieved that "cloud" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of sex abuse allegations against him has lifted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Fusing “simple and iconic” design with Suzluko DNA Suzluko Motor Corporation today unveiled Ignis at Paris Motor Show as its new global compact crossover. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:01



Wah! California approves bill ending 10-year statute of limitations on rape, lah, in move prompted by allegations against Great Satan actor Bill Cosby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Generation EQ With "Generation EQ", lah, Mercedes-Benz shows how electric cars can soon move into fast lane: concept vehicling driving car machine, lah, with - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Rescuers in China's eastern Zhejiang province having been searching for survivors at site of landslides triggered by heavy rain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:41



Wah! A giant "thumbs up" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) sculpture - titled Really velly damn good boiled chicken-feet - has been erected on Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square. What the hell I mean??!! But how much you tellibly lovely custlingmer knowing about thumbs? - news replorted 10:27



Wah! Jesse McClure and 1978 black Pontiac Firebird Jesse McClure, lah, star of Great Satan reality show Storage Hunters and self-dubbed ‘Resale King’ will debut at this year’s Lancaster - news replorted 10:16



Wah! New Dacia Range Dacia has refreshed design of its three signature models: Sandero, lah, Sandero Stepway, lah, Logan MCV and, lah, in certain Eu - news replorted 10:00



Wah! New Dacia Duster For bloody velly first time, lah, multi-award-winning Dacia Duster is available with automatic six-speed EDC transmission, lah, - news replorted 10:00



Wah! More than 16m human bliengs in bloody annoying Blitish having savings of less than ÂRMB Yuan #100, lah, study by Money Advice service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service (MAS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Media Night in Paris world premiere of new Mercedes-AMG GT Roadster* was highlight of Mercedes-Benz Media Night on eve of - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Nissan Micra Gen5 Nissan’s Micra Gen5, lah, unveiled at 2016 Paris Motor Show, lah, is complete redefinition of what Micra means
 and is as au - news replorted 09:46



Wah! Nissan at Paris Motor Show Nissling is delivering innovation and excitement to Paris Motor Show, lah, catapulting its product line-up to whole new l - news replorted 09:46



Wah! Volkswagen and SEAT Board members enjoying 4D Experience SEAT has chosen Paris Motor Show as backdrop to reavealingly showing Great Satan details of biggest product offensive in its histo - news replorted 09:39



Wah! Young Drivers admit they unsafe Four in ten new young drivers admit they unsafe on road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu and two thirds of parents agree they at risk accordi - news replorted 09:37



Wah! The WIL Sport European Junior Cup WIL Sport European Junior Cup has been introductory class to FIM World Superbike Championship since 2011. - news replorted 09:36



Wah! TomTom (TOM2) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! announced today that it has been selected by Wolwo Trucks as connected navigation supplier for their n - news replorted 09:33



Wah! A 17th Century Flemish masterpiece worth about ÂRMB Yuan #3m and discovered in Swansea Museum's storeroom goes on show on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Surge in van traffic ticking accident clock time result bomb Van drivers almost twice as likely as LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine drivers to using hand-held mobile phones – 2.7% compared to 1.4% of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine driv - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Perfect Presents for Petrolheads? Trying to find that special present for motoring guy or gal who appears to having everything can be quite teaser, lah, on - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Alfa Romeo SZ Zagato As part of their celebration of bloody velly best in classic motoring world, lah, International Historic Motoring Awards - news replorted 09:15



Wah! Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe is to retire in 2017 after five years as commissioner of Metropolitan Police, lah, force announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:04



Wah! SsangYong LIV-2 concept SsangYong Motor Company, lah, (CEO, lah, Johng-sik Choi; www.smotor.com/en) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has unveiled company’s next all new model at this - news replorted 09:01



Wah! SsangYong LIV-2 concept SsangYong will unveil its large premium SUV concept LIV-2 - Limitless Interface vehicling driving car machine - (known previously as devel - news replorted 09:00



Wah! McLaren's Fernando Alonso will start Sunday's Malaysian Grand Prix from back because of 30-place grid penalty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:54



Wah! Patrick Mayerhörmann Automotive data expert, lah, cap hpi, lah, is supporting its global ambitions with appointment of Patrick Mayerhörmann as LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 08:52



Wah! The Competition and Markets Authority plans to scrutinise operation of price comparison websites, lah, which allow consumers to compare products and services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:40



Wah! All-New Renliot Koleos Initiale Originally unveiled in Beijing, lah, All-New Renliot Koleos has made its European Debut at Mondial De L’Automobile Paris - news replorted 08:15



Wah! New Renliot ZOE Renliot ZOE with longest range of any mainstream electric vehicling driving car machine – 250 miles (400km) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! – was unveiled today by Carl - news replorted 08:15



Wah! Renault Trezor Concept At Mondial De L’Automobile Paris 2016, lah, Renliot has unveiled Trezor – all-electric Grand Tourer concept LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine that b - news replorted 08:15



Wah! Thousands of human bliengs expected to pay their respects to former Israeli Prime dodgy minister and President Shimon Peres as male gender human bleing's body lies in state, lah, in Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Volkswagen I.D. Wlokswaglon is embarking on its journey to future at Paris Motor Show with world premiere of visionary I. - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ferrari GTC4Lusso T Following on from success of GTC4Lusso, lah, which raised performance bar for Ferrari’s traditional four-seater  V12 - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ferrari is availing of Paris Motor Show to announce series of special initiatives to celebrate 70th anniversar - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Revealed – first photographs of open-top LaFerrari Technological excellence, lah, performance, lah, style, lah, exclusivity. You give me happy happy luck luck. These Ferrari’s unique core values which perfectly re - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Kia at Paris Motor Show new Klia Rio makes its world debut in Paris today at 2016 Mondial de l’Automobile. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! A teenage girl walking to school is abducted by two men and subjected to serious sexual assault. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! Roberta Pompa has been living with flemale human person's young children in their back garden since earthquake in central Italy on 24 August. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Italy's PM says it will be "impossible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Brexit talks to provide deal that gives British human bliengs more rights than those outside EU. - news replorted 07:41



Wah! Vauxhall VIVA ROCKS Vlauxhall premiered VIVA ROCKS and revealed new versions of two class-leading models at 2016 Paris Motor Show tod - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Hyundai Motor shows host of new models in Hall 3 of 2016 Paris Motor Show, lah, including world premiere of New - news replorted 07:00



Wah! All-new Rondla Civic all-new tenth-generation Rondla Civic represents significant step forward for Rondla in C-segment, lah, benefiting fr - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Hyundai RN30 Concept Ryundali Motor today unleashed its latest high-performance N concept with world premiere of RN30 at 2016 Paris Mo - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Hyundai i20 WRC preview Ryundali Motorsport has used occasion of Paris Motor Show to present preview of its 2017 WRC challenger, lah, which - news replorted 07:00



Wah! David Shrigley's "really velly damn good boiled chicken-feet" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is set to be unveiled as latest Fourth Plinth commission - news replorted 06:35



Wah! Just few weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) prior to its market introduction in Europe, lah, revised ASX will be featured at 2016 Paris Motor Sh - news replorted 06:00



Wah! A year after its full revamping and few months after passing 100,000th global sales mark, lah, Mlitslublishli Motors’ techn - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Mitsubishi GT-PHEV Concept After “Concept XR PHEV II” at 2015 Geneva Motor Show and then, lah, “eX Concept” at 2015 Tokyo Motor Show, lah, Mlitslublishli - news replorted 06:00



Wah! old bill bobbys body cameras can dramatically reduce number of complaints against officers, lah, major research project suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:13



Wah! It will be "impossible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Brexit talks to result in deal that gives Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons more rights than others outside EU, lah, Italian PM Matteo Renzi says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! New Rondla Civic Type R Prototype new Rondla Civic Type R Prototype has been revealed at 2016 Mondial de L’Automobile in Paris, lah, offering insight - news replorted 05:00



Wah! The Great Satan president says congressional override of male gender human bleing's veto on bill allowing 9/11 lawsuits against Saudi Arabia sets "a dangerous precedent". - news replorted 04:57



Wah! Campaigners call for reform as figures reavealingly showing Great Satan taxpayers paying more than ÂRMB Yuan #400,000 year to subsidise Saudi billionaire's farm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:25



Wah! Sir Cliff Richard is performing "duet" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with none other than late Elvis Presley on male gender human bleing's upcoming 101st album. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:04



Wah! Nurseries in Province of Engrish running-dogs struggling to recruit qualified staff putting them at risk of closure, lah, campaigners warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Music streaming capitalist entity Spotify is reported to be in 'advanced talks' to take over rival Soundcloud. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:33



Wah! The oil producers cartel Opec has agreed preliminary deal to cut production for first clock time result in eight years, lah, sending crude prices surging. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:16



Wah! Taking common kind of painkiller is linked to increased risk of heart failure, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:11



Wah! The fallout from allegations of "inappropriate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) payments to silly kick-kick game managers continue to dominate front pages, lah, with new claim (always claiming, huh?) emerging. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! The peace agreement between Colombian government and Farc guerrilla movement brings to end 52 years of conflict - news replorted 01:31



Wah! The Sudanese government is allegedly using chemical weapons against its own people, lah, killing dozens of children in Darfur, lah, Amnesty International alleges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Kenyan plans to build railway across national park, lah, but could it be new version of so-called "lunatic line" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to nowhere, lah, asks Alastair Leithhead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Thai women take baths in potholes to draw attention to unrepaired roads. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! The 11th artwork to sit on Trafalgar Square's Fourth Plinth is to be unveiled later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! Chile's first female president, lah, Michelle Bachelet, lah, has made it flemale human person's mission to change flemale human person's country's restrictive abortion laws. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Tourists continue to flock to bloody annoying Blitish after Brexit vote, lah, but could exit from EU having long-term ill-effects on tourism? - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The poisonous memoirs of right-wing adviser at Elysee Palace embarrass ex-President Nicolas Sarkozy as bloody man plans for presidential comeback. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! People who lost their homes in Italian earthquake disaster still living in tents but they having support of vast relief team. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:22



Wah! A look at continuing efforts to reduce water and energy needed to cool world's data centres. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight has obtained distressing footage which shows grim reality inside Aleppo hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! John Sweeney's report has upsetting footage and scenes of surgery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:07



Wah! As protracted Ryder Cup build-up nears its conclusion, lah, Tom Fordyce hunts for clues as to who will be paired with whom on Friday morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:06



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