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Customer Letter: 1428 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAHi Ling- I must say that I was very impressed with the great service you gave. It's really good to be able to get replies within a few minutes of asking a question! The website is wacky but brilliant. Many thanks. Excellent delivery, very efficient and polite.

David Ryder
78 Erica Drive
Wimborne
BH21 3TQ


Editor Note: Brilliant. I am so happy you are another customer who seems really pleased with my service. Sorry the website is so wacky, but I get bored and can't resist. Thanks for such kind comments about my super-fast LINGO system. Enjoy bloody Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1350 / 1528
Richard says...
FORD FIESTAHi Ling, I'm really enjoying my new Ford Fiesta and I can't stop telling people about your crazy website and just how fantastic your service is and how well you have treated me throughout. The experience I have had has been totally refreshing, completely professional, hilariously funny and extremely helpful. It's great to keep in touch and I definitely want my next car from you.

Richard Day
9 Shearsbrook Close
Bransgore
Christchurch
BH23 8HF


Editor Note: Rich, this is the second letter you have sent me, and I am so grateful. You were brilliant to chat to. You have also referred some customers to me from NATS. Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1342 / 1528
Salim says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERFrom the moment I decided I was going to use Ling and chose the C-Crosser, the process was a smooth one. The documents are all clearly marked and kept simple to complete. The car turned up in pretty good time and apart from the good weather I was promised to get to drive in, Ling delivered on everything else! Hope to be back in 23 months. Good delivery but hurried handower and the driver was not conversant with the full spec of the car.

Salim Wilson
5 Mallow Close
Broadstone
Poole
BH18 9NT


Editor Note: Yes, the bloody British weather let me down. Far better to have consistent pollution and stable murk in China. Hehehe. As you live in Poole (I used to visit a great noodle bar there), you can enjoy the sunshine on the beaches, not in the C-Crosser. Thanks for comments, Salim, I will kick the dealer to train their delivery guys.. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1330 / 1528
Richard says...
FORD FIESTALings Cars is a Car Leasing company that I stumbled upon when researching car leasing as a solution to my transfer to Swanwick this year. I figured that commuting 70 miles a day would not be good for my poor Micra so my options were to buy a new/second-hand car/lease a car or win one!! (Yeah right). After calculating the cost of a new car with depreciation, mileage, wear and tear I looked into the second-hand market but this still meant losing out with a less likely resale after a few years with high mileage, MOT costs and possible mechanical problems because of the age of vehicle.

When I saw the prices and what is included in leasing a car at Lings Cars I decided to go for that option. Included in my 3 year deal is road tax, full Ford 3 year warranty, Ford Assist Home and breakdown cover, no MOT required, delivery, documentation, some car mats that Ling threw in and a First Aid kit oh and loads of Chinese sweets and noodles she sent me!!! My 3 year lease is for 18,000 miles pa included but this can be agreed from as little as 10,000 to 20,000pa. I get a brand new car with all the benefits but don't have to worry about selling it in three years time or MOTs or putting a high mileage on the car I can simply choose another new one and start again! Ling Valentine is the proprietor of this company and you may of seen her on Dragon's Den a few years ago where she actually turned down an offer shared between two of the Dragons because they wanted a higher percentage stake in her company.

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Her website is so crazy and full of funny stuff that you would think at first that this is dodgy company. I ignored the site many times before checking out the prices and doing some research to find a very competitive and genuine company. Her personal lease pricing always includes VAT and there are no hidden charges, something that she hates about most other car leasing websites.

After looking at different options and then getting an initial quote a secure area is set up where you can message Ling personally or one of her staff to simply ask anything you like, which is usually answered within a few minutes depending on the question. From then on you are constantly kept up to date with the progress of your chosen vehicle until delivery. I have got to know Ling really well since I first started enquiring about my car and I will still keep in touch with her until I lease my next car! How's that for a personal service!

So I can confidently recommend her website as I know from research her prices are very competitive, her service is outstanding and really funny too! From the start of the whole process I have received outstanding customer service, help and support not to mention the car arriving in outstanding condition on exactly the time agreed and at an amazing low monthly payment.

It's worth checking out her website even just for the funny stuff on there!

Richard Day
9 Shearsbrook Close
Bransgore
Christchurch
BH23 8HF


Editor Note: Rich, you are an Air Traffic Project Specialist at NATS. You write such a beautiful description for new customers to read, thanks, and this is also pinned up on the Air Traffic notice board! I really had a great time dealing with you and we have a lot in common, because one of my toys is a microlight. I followed the building of your patio, advised you on sorting out your garden shed, heard all about your holiday in Devon swimming in the polluted sea... and now I know all about all the aeroplane near misses over Southern England! Let's hope you don't have a near miss in your new Fiesta, which just arrived before Ford caused massive supply problems. You are so happy with it, no wonder, after an old Micra. Glad to have such a customer who turns into a great pal! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1305 / 1528
Philip says...
 We would definitely use Ling again. Contacting her is very easy through the lingo system and she replies quickly. It is easy to see what is happening and that documents faxed or posted have been safely received. For the car we leased (Astra Sport Hatch) Ling was also the cheapest by far. Car arrived when scheduled and condition was good.

Philip Parton
11 Rodney Drive
Mudeford
Christchurch
BH23 3ER


Editor Note: Well, well, well, you are a sales exec in a Motor group, Phil, so I am very happy that you chose me for your new car! I cut all overheads to the bone to make the car the cheapest in the market, no one can be more efficient than me. Glad you loved the LINGO system. You were great to deal with. Go drive the Astra, everyone loves those cars. I did my dissertation near Christchurch - on Hegistbury Head! So I know it well. Without Hengistbury Head it is probable that most of the town of Christchurch and all of Christchurch Harbour would cease to exist! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 896 / 1528
Michael says...
CarWhat can I say? - Great service, every step of the way was easy, I will (and have) recommend you for the whole package! Good service and excellent delivery from the Toyota dealer, again would recommend.

Michael Warwick
106 Rosemary Road
Poole
BH12 3HD


Editor Note: Mike, thanks for that. I get sick of saying how good these Toyota Versos are, everyone who has one, loves it. I used to live near Poole, lovely place. Enjoy your Toyota in the sunny Dorset weather. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 886 / 1528
Jason says...
CarOur Chevrolet Matiz 1.0L goes like a rocket! Maybe small cars from ling have added "voo voo voom"!

Thanks for all your help, Ling, and for saving us lots of cash.

Jason Harris
IMS Print Ltd
6 Whittle Road
Ferndown Industrial Estate
Wimbourne
BH21 7RU


Editor Note: Jason, I give you a hyperlink for your print company. At IMS your objectives are simple, to enable clients to communicate with their target audience better and in the most cost effective way through your printed products and print management solutions. Hopefully you will jump up Google, now. Enjoy your Chevvy Rocket 1.0 :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 617 / 1528
Martin says...
CarWhat can I say? Excellent service!. This was the first lease car I have had and the whole process went smoothly with no problems. Car was delivered on time and clean. I would certainly recommend LINGsCARS.com to anyone. Well done Ling!

Martin Condon
7C Bank Chambers
Penn Hill Ave
Poole
BH14 9NB


Editor Note: Martin, so good to hear that I successfully delivered a Vauxhall Astra! I love Poole, it is one of my favourite places, there is a lovely noodle bar in the town. Hope you have a great time in your (very) cheap new Astra. You were a lovely customer. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 610 / 1528
John says...
CarAbsolutely first-class service from my first enquiry through to delivery of my new Kia Sportage. "A-plus" service from LINGsCARS, I would recommend you to anyone thinking of leasing a car. Free delivery and road tax included is an added bonus. Excellent delivery, on time and with the car in immaculate condition.

John Bole
6 Sparkford Close
Bournemouth
BH7 7HY


Editor Note: John, these Kia Sportage deals were so good, I rented one for my own superhusband Jon to drive. Also, another coincidence, I used to live in Bournemouth for a while! I did my MSc there. Amazing, eh? With my cars, not only the free delivery and road tax, but I don't charge any of those spurious "document fees" or "admin fees", they are complete rip offs. The only fees I have to pass on are BMW and SAAB fees. That's it! Glad you are so happy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 353 / 1528
Peter says...
 "Very efficient, quick response - and most of all Ling got me the cheapest deal for the car I wanted; a Toyota Corolla. That's what I call customer service! Ling definitely met my expectations. The car is great, the dealer was good, but they should have put a full tank of petrol in."

Peter Tsang
Wah Hing Chinese Supermarket
14 Didcot Road
Nuffield Industrial Estate
Poole
BH17 0GD


Editor Note: Peter, thanks for saying such nice stuff, but err... WHY should thay have put a full tank of petrol in? Someone comes into Chinese Supermarket, you give them £50 of free stuff? Hmmm. On happy note, I am so pleased to supply you. I used to live in Bournemouth and often used to visit your supermarket in Poole. When I was in Finland, my husband Jon used to post me food parcels he bought from your shop. Amazing coincidence, huh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 126 / 1528
John says...
Brilliant website, both informative and entertaining. I also believe it's truthful as you print both complaining and complimentary letters. Well done! When I next renew my vehicle, you are on my list!

John Everett
21 Heather Road
Ensbury Park
Bournemouth
BH10 5EE


Editor Note: Wah! Of course website truthful, John! I print all printable letters, let visitor make up own mind. You see your letter now? So it must be real, eh? Thanks for nice letter. Also I used to live in Bournemouth, I got my MSc at Bournemouth Poly (sorry, Uni) - Ling



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Wah! Black Friday has long been most important day of year for Great Satan retail sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:50



Wah! old bill bobbys were called to 24-hour Tesco supermarket in Glasgow amid reports of scuffles as shoppers queued for Black Friday bargains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! Seven mental health patients having killed themselves in Province of Engrish running-dogs since 2012 after being told there were no hospital beds for them, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has learned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Which singer didn't wanting Taylor Swift playing flemale human person's in movie? - news replorted 08:16



Wah! The government is reviewing way grey squirrels numbers managed in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, and is assessing whether more needs to be done to control numbers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:15



Wah! JLR Advanced and Higher Apprentices with Range Rover Hybrid Jagluar Land Rover, lah, UK’s largest automotive employer, lah, held event for its bloody annoying Blitish suppliers this week to share best prac - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The fashion world is joining in fight against Ebola virus - supermodel Naomi Campbell has launched pop-up shop in London (capital of Great England) to raise funds to help human bliengs in affected countries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:57



Wah! Former Rangers owner Craig Whyte expected to appear in court in Glasgow in connection with fraud investigation into 2011 sale of club, lah, - news replorted 07:48



Wah! Auto Trader has forged new strategic partnership with Glass’s which will enable development of new ways to search - news replorted 07:43



Wah! Jody Davies with registration 25 O which sold for RMB Yuan #518,000 DVLA Personalised Registrations has set new British record for personalised registration sold by Agency after 25 - news replorted 07:37



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish housing market is continuing to slow, lah, Nationwide says, lah, with annual house price inflation falling to 8.5% in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Cricket Australia will old investigation into player safety following death of Test batsman Phillip Hughes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! Black Friday gets off to early start as old bill bobbys called to Tesco store in Cardiff after reports of clashes between clustomlers as store opened just after midnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Power generation capitalist entity Drax is hit with RMB Yuan #28m financial penalty after failing to meet targets to provide energy efficiency measures to homes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:07



Wah! A huge clean-up operation is under way in Australian city of Brisbane after it was hit by its worst storm in three decades. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! How does damn crazy Engrish baseball game move on after Australia batsman Phillip Hughes died from injuries sustained on field? - news replorted 06:56



Wah! Wales' 22 councils having until midnight to let Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government knowing whether they in favour of merging with other local authorities - news replorted 06:56



Wah! The Deputy First dodgy minister Martin McGuinness and Secretary of State Theresa Villiers to attend British-Irish Council summit in Isle of Man on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:41



Wah! Stormont's Standards and Privileges Committee is expected to publish report on conduct of First dodgy minister Peter Robinson and male gender human bleing's wife Iris on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:33



Wah! Tourists from US, lah, Australia, lah, Brazil, lah, Germany and Japan can now getting visas on arrival in India after country extended its limited scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:24



Wah! A couple say local authority set out to adopt their grandson despite fact they wantinged to care for him and male gender human bleing's elder brother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! Seven mental health patients having killed themselves in Province of Engrish running-dogs since 2012 after being told there were no hospital beds for them, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Namibians voting to elect country's new president and parliament - in what is first electronic national election in Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:33



Wah! India's third quarter GDP figures due out on Friday - and could indicate whether prime dodgy minister's recent reforms bearing fruit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! Crowd surge fears at four supermarkets in London (capital of Great England) spark calls to old bill bobbys as shoppers hunt for bargains on peak shopping day imported from America. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:57



Wah! A Siberian tiger, lah, released into wild by Russian President Vladimir Putin, lah, has apparently been killing animals on Super-Duper-Chinese-State farm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! Pope Francis is set to visit Turkey for what is being billed as historic trip to help interfaith dialogue in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:19



Wah! Plans that require schools to help prevent pupils becoming radicalised place too much of burden on education regulator Ofsted, lah, chief Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs education officer says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:07



Wah! French President Francois Hollande is to arrive in Guinea, lah, first Western leader to visit nation hit hard by deadly Ebola virus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:58



Wah! Could NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) year be answer to our big number problems? - news replorted 02:55



Wah! Thousands of human bliengs expected to descend on retailers to pick up bargain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! But why is it called 'Black Friday'? Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation explains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:52



Wah! The radio show that got schoolchildren singing - news replorted 02:44



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click looks at some of week's technology highlights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Two young patients who having spent clock time result in Africa tested at hospital in Newcastle for Ebola after displaying viral symptoms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:00



Wah! The field of geo-engineering - where humans intervene to change climate - throws up fascinating ideas, lah, and nightmare scenarios. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:49



Wah! The profile of chess has dipped since days of Bobby Fischer - but that does not mean it is not in rude health, lah, says David Edmonds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:48



Wah! Camera traps, lah, used by project assessing radioactive exposure impacts on wildlife, lah, record first photos of "Dear Leader" Brown bear in Chernobyl's exclusion zone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! A New Zealand man serving life sentence for child molestation and murder who escaped to Brazil has been deported to male gender human bleing's home country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:16



Wah! An Edinburgh square is to be named in honour of silly kick-kick game players and supporters who served in first of Sporting Battalions of WW1. - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Cricket fans and players from around world pay their tributes to Australia batsman Phillip Hughes, lah, who died aged 25. - news replorted 01:00



Wah! David Cameron is preparing to deliver speech outlining male gender human bleing's plans to reduce immigration from EU - after figures revealed net migration had risen above 2010 levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Francis Crawford of Lymond has topped poll of favourite Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs book characters carried out as part of Book Week ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Oil exporting nations agreed to keep pumping oil at its current levels - move that sparked new falls in price of oil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! What will be effect in Asia? - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Saving Kenya's children born of incest from death sentence - news replorted 00:46



Wah! A mother's decision to leave Whatsapp chat group goes viral - news replorted 00:40



Wah! How Korea helped prostitutes work near Great Satan military bases - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Finding bounty in depths of Davy Jones's locker - news replorted 00:16



Wah! The rubbish collector left on scrap heap as male gender human bleing's city goes green - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The runners who race each other with their dogs - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has been allowed inside London's Olympic Stadium to film construction of arena's new roof. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! When sand dune in Tunisia threatened to swallow up Mos Espa - childhood home of Darth Vader - Star Wars fans teamed up with tourist chiefs to take action. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! A continuing teacher recruitment shortage may prompt schools to look abroad for new teachers, lah, experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:10



Wah! On what politicians' economic metaphors trying to convey - news replorted 00:10



Wah! New ways to stop your as really velly special customer's smartphone running out of battery - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A report from bloody annoying Blitish parliament says Facebook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) and other social networking firms need to make their terms and conditions clearer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Too few toddlers and young children having seasonal influenzingler achoo achoo vaccine, lah, chief medical officer for Province of Engrish running-dogs warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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