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Customer Letter: 1474 / 1529
Stephen says...
SKODA SUPERBI can only say what a fantastic experience I got with Ling. The most efficient, brilliant, friendly service from Ling herself made the whole process a pleasure. The car arrived in perfect condition, so credit to the dealer, although I expect that as a minimum. Finally, I can only say to Ling, you may prefer manual gearboxes, but the DSG Automatic is FANTASTIC! All the best Ling.

Stephen Ross
Vontech Solutions Ltd
6 Whitehall Avenue
Appley Bridge
Wigan
WN6 9JU


Editor Note: I have never delivered the DSG, but my Sister has ordered one of these Skoda Superb cars in China, with DSG. So, I wait to drive that car. The car is amazingly big inside and has a funny boot, eh. Hope you love it. Thanks for all the kind words, lovely to get letters like this! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1462 / 1529
Stephen says...
BMW 5-SERIES TOURINGExcellent prices, brilliant service and love the way LingsCars communicated with us during the process of ordering the car. Didn't like the sweets very much though.

Stephen Altynski-Ross
Marketing Guru Limited
5 Station Rd
Parbold
Wigan
WN8 7NU


Editor Note: Stephen, hahahaha, the sweets are for display purposes only. Not supposed to be eaten, they are just to make you feel good. I wish you would tell BMW UK about the service - they always persecute me by trying to stop me supplying their new cars. They even stop me showing pictures! You are a super repeat customer, thanks so much! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1360 / 1529
Ian says...
AUDI A5 COUPEThis is the first time I have leased a vehicle like this. Ling's website & service has made the process as smooth as possible. Ling and the team have been there for me every step of the way. The Lingo system is brilliant and response times have been excellent. I would recommend using Ling to anyone. The car is fantastic and just what I ordered. Thanks for all your help, guidance and support. Excellent delivery of my new A5 Coupe, first class service from supplying dealer.

Ian Green
Ashton-in-Makerfield
Wigan
WN4 ***


Editor Note: Yes, as they say in Liverpool, your A5 was a "steal", hahahaha! You had extras including electric folding mirrors, 19 inch y spoke alloys, Audi music interface, GSM phone prep as standard. As a high-up in education, your comments on MY business are very welcome. Thanks so much, Ian! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1229 / 1529
Paul says...
 Adjust your eyes to the crazy website and great deals come into focus!

The LINGO system is great. The clarity, speed and simplicity of the LINGO process are a joy.

To cap it all, I end up with a brand-new Peugeot 307CC in FULL LEATHER for less than the cost of a good night out, per month. Crackin'!

Paul Blears
20 Merefield Close
Hindley
Wigan
WN2 3PT


Editor Note: Paul, as you are a business process manager at Kelloggs, I will say, get too much sun and you will look a right Pop Tart in your new Pug CC, hahahahaha! What a deal on these cars! It is true, for £200/mth inc the VAT you have a fantastic bargain and half a cow free, as well. Fantastic. Leave the roof down in winter and you will end up looing like a Frostie, hehehee. You're Grrrrrrrrreat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Really, you need a proper job! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1189 / 1529
Hayley says...
VOLKSWAGEN EOSCouldn't fault the service provided at all. Ling kept me fully updated throughout the order of my new VW Eos and it was delivered on time. Excellent.

Hayley Doyle
Marketing Guru
5 Station Road
Parbold
Wigan
WN8 7NU


Editor Note: Well, an unusual car. This Eos is like VW version of Megane CC and is very high quality, if a bit more expensive than the rest (VW always are). For anyone interested, Marketing Guru provide competitive data solutions for your consumer or business mailing lists, direct marketing and email list requirements. I give you hyperlink, Hayley, thanks for being a great customer! Now, just add sunshine for your convertible! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 714 / 1529
John says...
CarDear Ling, many thanks for your patience whilst I waited for my new Ford Mondeo. I was impressed by your professionalism and prompt replies to my many emails. I am thoroughly enjoying my new car and am looking forward to dealing with you again in three year's time. Many thanks.

John Hollows
68 Arlington Drive
Leigh
WN7 3QP


Editor Note: Here we go, a Director of an Engineering company. John, it is people like you that I value the comments from, so much, as you will judge me against your own standards. Thanks for the lovely letter, it's great to hear you are enjoying your new Mondeo, a car much better than the image of the badge it wears. Have a great time driving it. The car took a while, due to the production being flat-out! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 660 / 1529
Stuart says...
CarThanks for all your help in getting me the lease on the Fiat Multipla, particularly overcoming the small problems I had with the finance. Only problem was the breakdown cover, which was for one year, not two years as indicated.

Stuart Singleton
88 Dicketts Lane
Skelmersdale
WN8 8UH


Editor Note: Stuart, no problem, I was glad to assist with the finance. Multipla is an unusual car, but is very good at its job. The breakdown cover is exactly the same as the cover you get with a car, as if you had bought retail at full price, for cash. Fiat are skinflints, they only give one year. Not much I can do about that, sorry. Enjoy the car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 657 / 1529
John says...
CarLing,

Just to let you know... the Mondeo has arrived! I am very happy... can't thank you enough for the work you did to get it here and the great customer service that you offer.

Am off to drive around in it, thanks again

John Hollows
68 Arlington Drive
Leigh
WN7 3QP


Editor Note: John, as you are a Director of an engineering firm, I take your views very seriously. Thanks for such kind words. New shape Mondeo is a fantastic car. Look forward to talking to you again in 2-years. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 482 / 1529
George says...
 "Dear Ling,
YES! I have got the SAAB Convertible. Everything went smoothly collecting the car from the dealers.
I apologise for not having written to you sooner but I was away on business all last week and since then the weather has been amazing so we've been out visiting and enjoying the roof being down!!! The whole family have had nothing but a big grin on their faces since last week.

Thank you very much for your excellent service. I'll write a proper thank you letter over the next few days, but rest assured I am spreading the word about the Mighty Ling to everyone I meet."

George Kitchen
508a Bickershaw Lane
Bickershaw
Wigan
WN2 5TU


Editor Note: Ed, you were so keen to get the bloody car, you drove to collect it, hehehe. So glad you are having the roof down, pleased you are happy with your new SAAB 9-3. You were quite lovely to deal with - Ling



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Customer Letter: 479 / 1529
George says...
AUDI A3"Excellent marketing and fun website with very competitive prices. Ling, I think you are suffering on the customer service side because of your success. Time to take on extra help, perhaps? Overall, I am very pleased with my car. Service was first class but communication re delivery date was poor."

George Kitchen
508a Bickershaw Lane
Bickershaw
Wigan
WN2 5TU


Editor Note: Kate, aaaaagh, we did have a nightmare with your Audi A3 delivery. The dealer was just so slow, in the end you chose to collect it yourself. These cars have a 12 week leadtime at the moment, I managed to get you a cancelled order sooner, but this meant I did not use my usual dealer and was out of control on the delivery. But at least you got your car in 7 weeks instead of 12! To me, that was a result even if it did not happen so smoothly, but a price worth paying :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 457 / 1529
George says...
MAZDA MX-5"All together it was a very good service. Friendly man delivered the car on time and was very helpful. This MX-5 is my first lease car and I was kept up to date with the leasing progress by phone and email. I hope to do business with you again in the future."

George Kitchen
508a Bickershaw Lane
Bickershaw
Wigan
WN2 5TU


Editor Note: George, you were so helpful when I needed stuff from you, and so quick on the email. If only all customers were so responsive as you :) Enjoy the bloody Mazda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 408 / 1529
Derek says...
 "Hi Ling, my praise because you worked so well for me. And to be honest kept me going when things got tough (finance company were a nightmare to Derek - Ling). I love my new SAAB Convertible. Dealer excellent, sorted me out, can't fault them. This is the first time I have had a brand-new car after 20 years on the road. You have got my business for life. My message to the people out there? "Deal with Ling, she's the Real Thing"

Derek Barlow
43 Eton Way
Orrell
Wigan
WN5 8PN


Editor Note: Derek, got you a further £100 cheque and a full tank of fuel because SAAB got mixed up on the colour of your leather too, who cares, eh - you only fart on it, hehehe. Yes, this finance was tricky because your business is new-start, but with perseverance we got there. Thanks for my new motto, I've made a little pic to go with it! - Ling

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Wah! The number of viewer complaints over audibility of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation One drama Jamaica Inn escalates, lah, with second episode seeing decline in ratings following Monday's debut instalment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:51



Wah! The massacre of hundreds of civilians in South Sudan is "abomination" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and betrayal of human bliengs by their leaders, lah, White House says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:49



Wah! House sales in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep increase by more than 20% in first three months of year compared to same period in 2013. - news replorted 11:44



Wah! The son of Tenzing Norgay, lah, who scaled Everest with Sir Edmund Hillary, lah, says climbers should treat Sherpas more equally. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:40



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish old bill bobbys investigating Madeleine McCann's disappearance looking at 18 potentially linked cases involving lone intruder breaking into holiday villas in Algarve, lah, Portugal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:36



Wah! Justin Bieber has caused social media upset after posting picture of Japanese fighty bang-bang shrine on Instagram. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:35



Wah! Thousands of human bliengs in London (capital of Great England) living in hidden homes - often in disturbing conditions - because they cannot afford to live elsewhere. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Russia's Bloody foreign dodgy minister accuses Great Satan of "running show" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Ukraine, lah, influencing Kiev's anti-terror operations in east. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! The Pata Rondla team is preparing for its home race at Assen this weekend (25-27 April) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for round three of 2014 World - news replorted 11:15



Wah! 8 arguments for and against bloody annoying Blitish as Christian country - news replorted 11:14



Wah! A flat near to where 15-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl disappeared almost seven years ago is searched by old bill bobbys after RMB Yuan #30,000 reward was offered to help solve flemale human person's murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:06



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish productivity may be up – but what does it mean? - news replorted 11:03



Wah! The Jagluar XK picked up coveted Driver Power Award at ceremony in Buckinghamshire today after it was rated best - news replorted 11:00



Wah! The annual French invasion of ‘La Vie en Bleu’ (Life in Blue) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! makes welcome return to Prescott Hill Climb on Saturday - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Are late night brawls thing of past? - news replorted 10:54



Wah! Authorities in South Korea arrest four more crew members from ferry that sank last week and raid offices of companies linked to its owners. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:54



Wah! A transfer ban on Barcelona, lah, imposed for breaching rules on signing minors from overseas, lah, is put on hold by Fifa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:53



Wah! The executive producer of Top Gear has expressed regret for "light-hearted" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) remark on its Burma special that led to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation show being accused of racism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:49



Wah! Ford has launched new flagship version of its multi-award-winning Floord Fiesta St. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! As part of its 60th anniversary celebrations, lah, Lister Motor capitalist entity has announced that it has created and introduced - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Sherpa guides in Nepal meeting climbers at Everest base camp to decide whether to continue ascents after avalanche on Friday killed 16 of their colleagues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:14



Wah! A teenage blogger with terminal cancer is close to raising RMB Yuan #1m for charity after posting male gender human bleing's final message to followers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:10



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government borrowed RMB Yuan #107.7bn in financial year to rainy season-month Aplil 2014, lah, lower than amount it borrowed previous year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Hundreds of mourners gather for funeral of Myanmar pro-democracy veteran Win Tin, lah, who served 19 years in prison for male gender human bleing's activism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! ŠKODA has confirmed its position as nation’s most satisfying LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine brand with fourth successive overall victory in t - news replorted 09:54



Wah! US President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is embarking on week-long tour of Asia, lah, with Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal high on agenda. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! Pakistan left-arm seamer Junaid Khan will return to Lancashire this season as overseas limited-overs signing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! The results in, lah, and yet again Renault’s award-winning model range continues to gain momentum in Auto Express’ Driver - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Toyota’s 1.0-litre three-cylinder petrol engine has picked up clutch of international awards since its debut in or - news replorted 09:38



Wah! A NEW Mlitslublishli expensive dealeringship buildling has opened in Leighton Buzzard as Mitsubishi, bloody dealering idiot place network continues to expand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:35



Wah! The international “Science Award for Electrochemistry” from BASF and Wlokswaglon is set to be awarded for third time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! Flybe is to offer flights to and from London (capital of Great England) City Airport after signing five-year deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and first lady Michelle "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama having written to friends and family of late musician. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:07



Wah! The actress and flemale human person's art consultant husband, lah, Will Kopelman, lah, welcomed their second child together on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:07



Wah! A senior Egyptian old bill bobbys officer has been killed by bomb blast in capital, lah, Cairo, lah, security officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:03



Wah! From 2-6 June-mber month 2014, lah, experts and engineers from major automakers, lah, suppliers and technology companies will attend FISI - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The Sri Lankan authorities deporting British tourist because of Buddha tattoo. Ai-yaa!!! Here five other ways tattoos can getting you tellibly lovely custlingmer into trouble. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Armed pirates raid Japanese oil tanker sailing in Malacca Straits, lah, stealing diesel and abducting three crew members, lah, officials in Malaysia say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Sir Alex Ferguson is to play key role in selecting David Moyes's replacement as Manchester United manager. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:50



Wah! Developer Lucas Pope explains how bloody man created award-winning game Papers, lah, please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!). - news replorted 08:50



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs voters will decide whether or not they wanting to leave United Kingdom in September but issue is also being discussed across British Isles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! Clothing retailer Primark is to open its first Great Satan stores, lah, beginning with 70,000 sq-ft shop in Boston. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page reveals two previously unheard recordings that were were kept in male gender human bleing's own personal archive and Led Zeppelin's archive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Eight renewable energy projects, lah, expected to support 8,500 jobs, lah, given green light by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Legendary rock group Led Zeppelin make public two previously unheard recordings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:49



Wah! Liverpool will hand boss Brendan Rodgers significant summer transfer kitty following qualification for Champions League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:40



Wah! A woodland surrounding derelict Monmouthshire mansion is to be boosted as visitor attraction by nearly RMB Yuan #300,000 of heritage lottery funding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Campaigners calling for Cardiff reservoir to re-open visit prime dodgy minister in Downing Street to press their case. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! One person is arrested after three children found dead at address in south London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:55



Wah! The Orange order (piece of paper signee upee) and republican ex-prisoners' organisation lend their support to new course at Queen's University that examines using of public space to express identity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:38



Wah! Tributes to County Londonderry poet and Nobel Laureate Seamus Heaney to be held at Dublin's National Concert Hall and airport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! A former IRA member makes new allegations about Gerry Adams, lah, claiming Sinn Féin leader ordered him to transport explosives to Great Britain for bombing campaign in 1980. - news replorted 06:16



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge having been taught how to DJ, lah, during latest leg of their royal tour of Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:10



Wah! Campaigners criticise decision to approve plans to turn Southampton's former Maritime Museum into pub. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 06:04



Wah! The South Western Ambulance service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service chief executive says service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has "failed to deliver performance required" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in answering weekend calls to NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) 111 number. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Brunei postpones introduction of tough Sharia criminal punishments that were due to begin on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:57



Wah! Tony "trust me" Blair will warn Western leaders they must put aside their differences with Russia over Ukraine to focus on threat of Islamic extremism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:30



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama departs for tour of Asia aimed at reassuring allies of male gender human bleing's commitment to region, lah, amid rumbling tensions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:57



Wah! US Secretary of State John Kerry says Washington will impose further sanctions on Russia if it does not de-escalate tensions in east Ukraine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:39



Wah! Violent protests having broken out in Rio de Janeiro following death of young man allegedly beaten by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:39



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish is Christian country and those who deny it "deluding themselves" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and ignoring "reality", lah, say two senior Conservative MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:51



Wah! President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama has visited American town were at least 41 human bliengs died in landslide last month. - news replorted 02:41



Wah! A television advert for Center Parcs is banned for "irresponsibly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) encouraging parents to take holidays during term time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:24



Wah! The BBC's Nosheen Abbas reports on Pakistan's first 3G and 4G auction and boost it may give to nation's economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:53



Wah! Violent protests break out in Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro following death of young man allegedly beaten by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:53



Wah! William Shakespeare is UK's greatest cultural icon, lah, according to results of international survey released to mark 450th anniversary of male gender human bleing's birth. - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Andy Murray is back in male gender human bleing's home area of Stirlingshire to receive number of awards and honours, lah, including freedom of Stirling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's shops report another fall in sales - although they say part of explanation is date of Easter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's First dodgy minister Alex Salmond and Prime dodgy minister David Cameron using bloody Engrish feast day of St George to make their Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum appeals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:29



Wah! High food prices mean third of bloody annoying Blitish adults struggling to afford to munchy-munchee healthily, lah, survey by British Heart Foundation suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! A third man is jailed for theft from 84-earth-years old happy birthday to you, with dementia who was conned out of RMB Yuan #73,500. - news replorted 01:03



Wah! The mystery of bizarre quacking sound often heard in Southern Ocean has finally been solved, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! Can voting bring respect to India's transgender people? - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Wednesday's papers continue to focus on Manchester United following sacking of manager David Moyes, lah, while there is interest in figures suggesting violent crime (shoud shoot them) has fallen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:55



Wah! Violent crime (shoud shoot them) is continuing to fall in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Wales, lah, according to major annual project examining injury data gathered from NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) hospitals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! A damning report into young offenders institute finds violence levels too high, lah, inefficient security and drug usage three times above targets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! How South Africa is learning to live with mixed-race couples - news replorted 00:44



Wah! Microsoft's natural language expert explains how bloody man breathed life into firm's Halo-inspired virtual assistant Cortana. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Tensions emerge ahead of meeting being held in Sao Paulo, lah, Brazil, lah, to discuss changes to way internet is governed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Enter world of super-tutor - news replorted 00:19



Wah! A woman pioneer in digital space talks about using technology to create acting opportunities that wouldn't otherwise exist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Meet Brazilian pensioners who live for big wave - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Why St George is hero on West capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity - news replorted 00:14



Wah! What links this Travelodge and Bard? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Alison Williamson will not bid for record-breaking seventh Olympic appearance in Rio after retiring from archery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:05



Wah! The old technology bringing your as really velly special customer's capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity branch to you tellibly lovely custlingmer - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Brazil's National Truth Commission says death of ex-President Juscelino Kubitschek was accident, lah, despite claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man was murdered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Campaigners urge pharmaceutical giant Roche to lower cost of pioneering breast cancer drug as NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) prepares to rejects its using on price grounds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish banks expanding their using of mobile branches. Eating rice!! Brian Milligan reports on new banks on wheels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The MG6 scoops best handling award in 2014 Driver Power clustomler satisfaction survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. Now in its 13th year, lah, - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Land Rover has further progressed development of its acclaimed Range Rover with global debut of Range Rover - news replorted 00:01



Wah! British motorists happier with their cars than ever before. What the hell I mean??!! 2014 Auto Express Driver Power LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine owner survey has - news replorted 00:01



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