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Wah! LATEST:  The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation says it has saved more than ĀRMB Yuan #1bn year through cost-cutting measures, lah, but warns further cuts will affect quality of programmes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's income tax rates and bands should be set by its parliament, lah, commission on devolving power recommends. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:10



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Wah! The children's commissioner adds male gender human bleing's support to calls for Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs voice to be appointed to Home Office inquiry into historical child sexual abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:34



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Wah! A doctor working for Medecins Sans Frontieres in Guinea says organisation will remain in Western Africa "till bloody velly end" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of Ebola crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Tracking first Ebola victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) and and how virus spread - news replorted 00:32



Wah! Renewable power has overtaken nuclear to become main source of electricity in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, according to latest figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! Vultures could help beat dangerous bacteria - news replorted 00:26



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Wah! Plans to devolve powers controlling income tax to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land make front-page headlines, lah, along with suggestions that more human bliengs could having weight loss surgery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:20



Wah! How sanctions against Russia hitting bloody annoying Blitish businesses - news replorted 00:19



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