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LIVE Customers!

LIVE leasing customer stats, graphs and tables! - here

This is a list of all the new cars currently being ordered by my customers. To prove this, I match customer first name to cars. Customer lists are further down the page.

These cars are between initial proposal and delivery in my system. When delivered, they disappear from this list.

Why do I show you this?
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    customers in process!
Progress of my Customers
21 customers applying; proposed to finance...
3 customers recently accepted by funders...
121 customers waiting for documents raising...
28 customers just about to get their cars...

WHAT IS "LINGO"?

Extended Validation Security

A vault stores secure documents

"I especially like the 'LINGO' pages"
Michael Gummery
Hereford
"Service outstanding & your LINGO very good."
Colin Kersley
Oban
"LINGO is really efficient and easy to use."
Deborah Barlow
Battisford

Lingo is my secure online customer management system. Every customer has their own area to enable full discussion of new car supply. Response times are shown below in the black box.

Your LINGO page is automatically created when you order a car. No one else in the uk motor industry has such a thing!

LIVE Cars being ordered

Ordered by: 123 1, Matthew C, Steve D
Ordered by: Alan J
Ordered by: Barry T
Ordered by: Colin B
Ordered by: Derek G, Steven E
Ordered by: Donna T
Ordered by: Gary E, James H, Kieran B, Kim M, Lorraine W
Ordered by: Howard H
Ordered by: Jackie B, Robert F, Ruth B, Catherine R, GARY S, John H, Neil Mcrae M, Sally L, Sarah W, Sophie M, Stephen W, Beverley M
Ordered by: Jenna S, Eileen M
Ordered by: Jon-paul M, Robert P, Ian J, Paul C
Ordered by: KRISTEEN M, Adam H, Andrew D, Cameron R, Catherine A, Charlene W, Daniel A, Daniel B, David K, David G, Graham R, James H, John K, John M, Keith H, Lee O, Lee H, Linda C, Luke O, Mark A, Michael M, Nevil B, Patrick M, Richard W, Robert N, Samuel C, Sonia P, Steven P, Susan B, Thomas B, Tim B, Timothy W, David G, Gary S
Ordered by: Loretta B, Claude O, Dean C, James C, Michael C, Shaun D, Elizabeth P, Paul M
Ordered by: Marrie L, Nikla R, Alec T, Andrew F, Prem K, Sean D, Dominic H
Ordered by: Martin K, Julie G, Philippa T
Ordered by: Matthew C
Ordered by: Nicholas M
Ordered by: Simon , Michael C
Ordered by: Beverley M
Ordered by: Michael T, Michael M
Ordered by: Alastair D, Gary M
Ordered by: Aled W
Ordered by: Alicia R, Hamish P, Rob W, Julie S
Ordered by: Andrew P, Stewart M
Ordered by: Anthony B
Ordered by: Bilal R, Denise D, Saqab R, Jonathan P
Ordered by: Carl T
Ordered by: Chris D, Christopher R, Fiona M, Rebecca P, John R
Ordered by: Christopher T, Darren M
Ordered by: Craig S
Ordered by: Daniel T, John G
Ordered by: Darrell T, Elliot L
Ordered by: Daryon E, Gavin M, Karl R
Ordered by: David G, Kate H, Tom M
Ordered by: David O
Ordered by: David I
Ordered by: David H
Ordered by: David M, John M, Kate C, Laura B, Mark G, Mark J
Ordered by: David T, Jennifer S
Ordered by: Dawn H
Ordered by: Faye V, Martin A, Louise R
Ordered by: Gary C
Ordered by: Hannah B, John T
Ordered by: James A, Michael B
Ordered by: Jonathan K
Ordered by: Kevin S
Ordered by: Lisa A, Clare C, Gavin H, Gillan B
Ordered by: Matthew P
Ordered by: Natalia H
Ordered by: Natalia H, David E
Ordered by: Paul B
Ordered by: Paul M
Ordered by: Perry B
Ordered by: Peter K
Ordered by: Scott G
Ordered by: Sharon A
Ordered by: Tony , Felicity B
Ordered by: Virgilio K
Ordered by: Yussuf M
Ordered by: Adam H
Ordered by: Bruce K
Ordered by: James H
Ordered by: John B
Ordered by: Lewis A
Ordered by: Penelope R
Ordered by: Peter R, Suzanne F

21 customers applying; proposed to finance...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • 123 1, 90,
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    10.0007810072{main}( )../customers.php:0
    28.71597182672region_for_postcode( )../customers.php:381
    38.71597182832cache_result( )../customers.php:191
    48.71607190568cache_function( )../caching_functions.php:123
    58.71607190648call_user_func_array ( )../caching_functions.php:29
    68.71607191264region_for_postcode( )../caching_functions.php:0
    78.72077192336mysql_result ( )../customers.php:198
    area
    Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - 123 to Ling: 3 Ling to 123: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Alan J, , Ford Fiesta (Old Shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 2 Ling to Alan: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Barry T, 56, Midlands area Kia Sorento
    SECURE MESSAGES - Barry to Ling: 3 Ling to Barry: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Colin B, 52, South of England area Chevrolet Captiva
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 2 Ling to Colin: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Derek G, 49, North of Scotland area Renault Trafic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Derek to Ling: 7 Ling to Derek: 33
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Donna T, 43, South of England area Ford Ranger
    SECURE MESSAGES - Donna to Ling: 15 Ling to Donna: 20
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Gary E, 53, South of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 5 Ling to Gary: 24
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Howard H, 65, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Navara
    SECURE MESSAGES - Howard to Ling: 1 Ling to Howard: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Jackie B, 49, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jackie to Ling: 12 Ling to Jackie: 16
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Jenna S, 29, West Country area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jenna to Ling: 11 Ling to Jenna: 17
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Jon-paul M, 34, North of Scotland area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jon-paul to Ling: 24 Ling to Jon-paul: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Kristeen M, 50, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kristeen to Ling: 1 Ling to Kristeen: 3
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Loretta B, 35, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Loretta to Ling: 5 Ling to Loretta: 10
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Marrie L, 36, North of England area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Marrie to Ling: 8 Ling to Marrie: 14
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Martin K, 57, South of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 5 Ling to Martin: 8
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Matthew C, 24, South of England area Hyundai i40 Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 27 Ling to Matthew: 24
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Nicholas M, 63, Midlands area Mazda 6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 13 Ling to Nicholas: 23
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Nikla R, 45, Wales area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nikla to Ling: 6 Ling to Nikla: 10
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Robert F, 43, West Country area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 8 Ling to Robert: 12
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Ruth B, 42, North of Scotland area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ruth to Ling: 2 Ling to Ruth: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Simon , 48, South of England area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 17 Ling to Simon: 38
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS

3 customers recently accepted by funders...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Beverley M, 43, Midlands area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Beverley to Ling: 5 Ling to Beverley: 11
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 74
  • Eileen M, 43, North of Scotland area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Eileen to Ling: 12 Ling to Eileen: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Michael T, 28, South of England area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 27 Ling to Michael: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18

121 customers waiting for documents raising...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Adam H, 46, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 40 Ling to Adam: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 63
  • Alastair D, 33, North of Scotland area Mazda 3 Fastback
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alastair to Ling: 24 Ling to Alastair: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Alec T, 33, Midlands area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alec to Ling: 28 Ling to Alec: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Aled W, 31, Wales area Hyundai i40 Tourer
    SECURE MESSAGES - Aled to Ling: 22 Ling to Aled: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Alicia R, 27, South of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alicia to Ling: 24 Ling to Alicia: 30
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Andrew D, 33, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 46 Ling to Andrew: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Andrew P, 35, South of England area Citroen C4 Cactus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 52 Ling to Andrew: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Andrew F, 43, East Anglia area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 30 Ling to Andrew: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Anthony B, 49, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen CC
    SECURE MESSAGES - Anthony to Ling: 38 Ling to Anthony: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 45
  • Bilal R, 22, North of Scotland area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Bilal to Ling: 79 Ling to Bilal: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Cameron R, 25, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Cameron to Ling: 30 Ling to Cameron: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Carl T, 55, Midlands area Skoda Superb Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Carl to Ling: 42 Ling to Carl: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Catherine R, 39, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Catherine to Ling: 17 Ling to Catherine: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Catherine A, 27, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Catherine to Ling: 41 Ling to Catherine: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Charlene W, 33, West Country area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Charlene to Ling: 49 Ling to Charlene: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Chris D, 39, South of England area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Chris to Ling: 114 Ling to Chris: 187
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Christopher T, 41, Wales area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 33 Ling to Christopher: 64
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Christopher R, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 66 Ling to Christopher: 82
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Claude O, 25, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Claude to Ling: 38 Ling to Claude: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Craig S, 48, Midlands area Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 42 Ling to Craig: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Daniel T, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area BMW 3-Series Gran Tourismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 44 Ling to Daniel: 105
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Daniel A, 29, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 39 Ling to Daniel: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Daniel B, 36, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 37 Ling to Daniel: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Darrell T, 33, South of England area Mercedes GLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darrell to Ling: 33 Ling to Darrell: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Daryon E, 54, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daryon to Ling: 62 Ling to Daryon: 81
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • David G, 40, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 26 Ling to David: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • David O, 31, North of England area Ford S-Max
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 183 Ling to David: 120
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • David I, 38, Mazda 6 Tourer
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 51 Ling to David: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • David H, 63, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Toyota Prius
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 58 Ling to David: 83
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • David K, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 40 Ling to David: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • David M, 42, North of Scotland area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 61 Ling to David: 64
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • David T, 54, South of England area Skoda CitiGo
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 20 Ling to David: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • David G, 34, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 46 Ling to David: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Dawn H, , Citroen C4 Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dawn to Ling: 33 Ling to Dawn: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Dean C, 21, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dean to Ling: 66 Ling to Dean: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Denise D, 56, South of England area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Denise to Ling: 53 Ling to Denise: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Elliot L, 35, East Anglia area Mercedes GLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elliot to Ling: 45 Ling to Elliot: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 47
  • Faye V, 28, South of England area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Faye to Ling: 40 Ling to Faye: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Fiona M, 54, North of Scotland area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Fiona to Ling: 89 Ling to Fiona: 161
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Gary C, 49, South of England area Mercedes SLK Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 26 Ling to Gary: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Gary S, 51, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 65 Ling to Gary: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Gary M, 47, South of England area Mazda 3 Fastback
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 26 Ling to Gary: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Gavin M, 35, North of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gavin to Ling: 26 Ling to Gavin: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Graham R, 42, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graham to Ling: 52 Ling to Graham: 98
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Hamish P, 32, South of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Hamish to Ling: 35 Ling to Hamish: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Hannah B, 25, Midlands area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Hannah to Ling: 26 Ling to Hannah: 28
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • James A, 24, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes CLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 31 Ling to James: 31
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • James H, 33, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 34 Ling to James: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • James H, 44, Central Scotland area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 24 Ling to James: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • James C, 41, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 52 Ling to James: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Jennifer S, 36, North of England area Skoda CitiGo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jennifer to Ling: 49 Ling to Jennifer: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • John K, 36, West Country area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 51 Ling to John: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • John T, 52, South of England area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 113 Ling to John: 94
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • John M, 44, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 26 Ling to John: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • John G, 54, Yorkshire and Lancashire area BMW 3-Series Gran Tourismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 87 Ling to John: 108
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • John M, 50, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 34 Ling to John: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • John H, 51, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 56 Ling to John: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Jonathan K, 36, South of England area Alfa Romeo Mito
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 46 Ling to Jonathan: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Julie G, 50, West Country area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Julie to Ling: 34 Ling to Julie: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Karl R, 45, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Karl to Ling: 62 Ling to Karl: 103
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Kate H, 29, North of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kate to Ling: 47 Ling to Kate: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Kate C, 35, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kate to Ling: 28 Ling to Kate: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Keith H, 43, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Keith to Ling: 45 Ling to Keith: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 46
  • Kevin S, 56, North of England area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevin to Ling: 31 Ling to Kevin: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Kieran B, 25, Midlands area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kieran to Ling: 35 Ling to Kieran: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Kim M, 53, South of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kim to Ling: 33 Ling to Kim: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Laura B, 35, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Laura to Ling: 75 Ling to Laura: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Lee O, 38, North of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 57 Ling to Lee: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Lee H, 42, North of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 43 Ling to Lee: 81
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 53
  • Linda C, 38, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Linda to Ling: 32 Ling to Linda: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Lisa A, 30, Central Scotland area Nissan Note
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lisa to Ling: 65 Ling to Lisa: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Lorraine W, 62, South of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lorraine to Ling: 31 Ling to Lorraine: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Luke O, 35, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Luke to Ling: 33 Ling to Luke: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Mark A, 52, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 20 Ling to Mark: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Mark G, 37, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 98 Ling to Mark: 88
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Mark J, 48, Midlands area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 24 Ling to Mark: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Martin A, 42, South of England area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 45 Ling to Martin: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Matthew P, 48, South of England area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 32 Ling to Matthew: 107
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Matthew C, 47, South of England area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 30 Ling to Matthew: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Michael M, 31, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 93 Ling to Michael: 106
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Michael C, 62, North of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 45 Ling to Michael: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Michael B, 68, South of England area Mercedes CLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 46 Ling to Michael: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Michael C, 51, Midlands area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 19 Ling to Michael: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Natalia H, 58, Midlands area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Natalia to Ling: 47 Ling to Natalia: 30
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Natalia H, 58, Midlands area Audi Q7
    SECURE MESSAGES - Natalia to Ling: 73 Ling to Natalia: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Neil Mcrae M, 42, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Neil Mcrae to Ling: 32 Ling to Neil Mcrae: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Nevil B, 47, North of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nevil to Ling: 52 Ling to Nevil: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Patrick M, 42, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Patrick to Ling: 20 Ling to Patrick: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Paul B, 28, South of England area Peugeot 208 GTi
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 37 Ling to Paul: 100
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 40
  • Paul M, 38, South of England area Audi A4 Avant
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 20 Ling to Paul: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 48
  • Perry B, 23, West Country area Renault Clio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Perry to Ling: 42 Ling to Perry: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Peter K, 52, South of England area BMW X5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 67 Ling to Peter: 99
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Prem K, 43, Midlands area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Prem to Ling: 23 Ling to Prem: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Rebecca P, 39, Midlands area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rebecca to Ling: 83 Ling to Rebecca: 123
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Richard W, 37, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 57 Ling to Richard: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Rob W, 31, South of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rob to Ling: 43 Ling to Rob: 64
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Robert N, 22, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 40 Ling to Robert: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Robert P, 36, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 71 Ling to Robert: 143
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Sally L, 52, West Country area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sally to Ling: 173 Ling to Sally: 184
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Samuel C, 23, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Samuel to Ling: 88 Ling to Samuel: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Saqab R, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Saqab to Ling: 37 Ling to Saqab: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Sarah W, 41, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sarah to Ling: 81 Ling to Sarah: 64
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Scott G, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - Scott to Ling: 113 Ling to Scott: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 45
  • Sean D, 49, North of England area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sean to Ling: 95 Ling to Sean: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Sharon A, 47, Midlands area Citroen C1 airscape
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sharon to Ling: 36 Ling to Sharon: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 80
  • Shaun D, 44, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Shaun to Ling: 30 Ling to Shaun: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Sonia P, 44, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sonia to Ling: 43 Ling to Sonia: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Sophie M, 33, East Anglia area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sophie to Ling: 23 Ling to Sophie: 26
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Stephen W, 56, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephen to Ling: 29 Ling to Stephen: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Steve D, 27, South of England area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steve to Ling: 36 Ling to Steve: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Steven E, 22, Midlands area Renault Trafic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 99 Ling to Steven: 149
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Steven P, 53, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 68 Ling to Steven: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Stewart M, 41, North of England area Citroen C4 Cactus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stewart to Ling: 50 Ling to Stewart: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Susan B, 53, West Country area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Susan to Ling: 27 Ling to Susan: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Thomas B, 40, West Country area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 33 Ling to Thomas: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Tim B, 42, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tim to Ling: 41 Ling to Tim: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Timothy W, 47, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Timothy to Ling: 34 Ling to Timothy: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Tom M, 29, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tom to Ling: 74 Ling to Tom: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Tony , 50, South of England area Kia Ceed
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tony to Ling: 24 Ling to Tony : 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Virgilio K, 48, South of England area Skoda Fabia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Virgilio to Ling: 33 Ling to Virgilio: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Yussuf M, 48, South of England area Audi Q5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Yussuf to Ling: 42 Ling to Yussuf: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34

28 customers just about to get their cars...

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  • Adam H, 46, North of Scotland area Citroen DS3 Cabrio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 123 Ling to Adam: 172
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 65
  • Beverley M, 47, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Beverley to Ling: 83 Ling to Beverley: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Bruce K, 58, South of England area Toyota HiLux
    SECURE MESSAGES - Bruce to Ling: 43 Ling to Bruce: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Clare C, 38, Central Scotland area Nissan Note
    SECURE MESSAGES - Clare to Ling: 70 Ling to Clare: 111
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Darren M, 44, North of Scotland area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darren to Ling: 55 Ling to Darren: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • David G, 37, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 148 Ling to David: 145
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • David E, , Audi Q7
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 2 Ling to David: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Dominic H, 46, Midlands area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dominic to Ling: 63 Ling to Dominic: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Elizabeth P, 34, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elizabeth to Ling: 58 Ling to Elizabeth: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Felicity B, 54, South of England area Kia Ceed
    SECURE MESSAGES - Felicity to Ling: 62 Ling to Felicity: 87
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 42
  • Gary S, 49, Wales area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 76 Ling to Gary: 117
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 55
  • Gavin H, 35, East Anglia area Nissan Note
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gavin to Ling: 70 Ling to Gavin: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Gillan B, 29, North of England area Nissan Note
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gillan to Ling: 58 Ling to Gillan: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Ian J, 41, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 119 Ling to Ian: 116
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • James H, 40, South of England area Jaguar XF Sportbrake
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 53 Ling to James: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • John B, 61, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Hyundai i20
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 1 Ling to John: 11
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 55
  • John R, 57, North of Scotland area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 183 Ling to John: 166
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Jonathan P, 31, East Anglia area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 91 Ling to Jonathan: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Julie S, 50, Midlands area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Julie to Ling: 26 Ling to Julie: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Lewis A, 27, South of England area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lewis to Ling: 86 Ling to Lewis: 82
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Louise R, 49, South of England area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Louise to Ling: 33 Ling to Louise: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 43
  • Michael M, 53, North of England area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 51 Ling to Michael: 91
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 84
  • Paul M, 30, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 21 Ling to Paul: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Paul C, 48, North of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 105 Ling to Paul: 151
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Penelope R, 40, South of England area Volkswagen Touran
    SECURE MESSAGES - Penelope to Ling: 48 Ling to Penelope: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Peter R, 32, North of Scotland area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 59 Ling to Peter: 98
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Philippa T, 32, North of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philippa to Ling: 41 Ling to Philippa: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Suzanne F, 33, Wales area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Suzanne to Ling: 72 Ling to Suzanne: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
sent: 7980 - received: 10396 - total: 18376 - documents: 3684 - cars: 66 - customers: 173
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Wah! The North Eastern Education and Library Board agrees to provide transport to collect brothers and sisters of boy who was killed in crash near Cloughmills, lah, County Antrim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! Phill Wills talks about male gender human bleing's fight to having male gender human bleing's severely autistic son, lah, Josh, lah, cared for nearer male gender human bleing's family in Cornwall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Big tech firms, lah, and in particular Facebook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, under pressure to become more active in battle against terrorism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! But what their current arrangements? - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Chris Eubank performs impromptu recital of Rudyard Kipling's poem 'If' during interview about male gender human bleing's son, lah, Chris Eubank Jr. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Boyzone singer Ronan Keating calls making male gender human bleing's West End debut in musical Once "liberating" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if exposing experience. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Video bloggers or 'vloggers', lah, as they're called, lah, being issued with new guidance by Advertising Standards Authority, lah, which says they having to make it clear if they promoting products for money. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Powers to exclude some British fighters returning from Syria and Iraq was "announcement waiting for policy", lah, independent reviewer of terrorism says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:33



Wah! More human bliengs should be given vitamin D tablets to counter hidden epidemic of deficiency, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! ROAD SAFETY and breakdown organisation GEM Motoring Assist is encouraging motorists to ensure they – and their vehicling driving car machines - news replorted 10:30



Wah! One year since popular protests began in Ukraine, lah, new government prepares to take office, lah, amid calls for reform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! An area of Caerphilly becomes most deprived community in Wales, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! Royal Mail boss Moya Greene tells Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters that there is genuine threat to continuation of firm's "universal service". - news replorted 10:25



Wah! A rare Shakespeare First Folio, lah, regarded as most important book in bloody Engrish literature, lah, is discovered in small French town. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Dyfed-Powys old bill bobbys launch investigation into death of patient at Pembrokeshire hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Hundreds of thousands of Swiss human bliengs secretly munchy-munchee cat or dog say activists, lah, who wanting it to be made illegal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! In annual challenge, lah, teams attempt to deliver water using drones to remote part of Australian Outback. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! F G Bond & Son new Wolwo FH drawbar rigid Much-respected haulage company, lah, F G Bond & Son, lah, from Marshfield, lah, near Chippenham, lah, is eighty years old this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:52



Wah! Showbusiness satire Birdman leads flock at this year's Spirit Awards after being nominated for six prizes, lah, including best film. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker is giving details of €300bn (RMB Yuan #238bn;$374bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! investment plan to kick-start Europe's economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:14



Wah! A Save Children decision to give former bloody annoying Blitish Prime dodgy minister Tony "trust me" Blair award for male gender human bleing's anti-poverty work is criticised by some charity workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! The Renault-Nissan Alliance has sold its 200,000th electric vehicling driving car machine and has leading 58% market share for zero-emission - news replorted 08:03



Wah! A UK-designed, lah, Formula 1-inspired energy recovery system for buses has taken first prize in prestigious SMMT Award f - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Thomas Cook chief executive Harriet Green has resigned, lah, saying flemale human person's work at travel firm "is complete". - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Sneijder unsettled at Galatasaray, lah, Cech set to waiting like hell for move, lah, Herrera and Evans edge close to fitness, lah, Hull keen on Lennon, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:37



Wah! Royal Mail chief executive Moya Greene is to lay out flemale human person's case to MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany says team-mate Sergio Aguero is "special" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) player who can make impossible possible. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! A Christmas attraction created with help of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is reopening after it closed amid wave of complaints. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! Chris Eubank Sr says male gender human bleing's son Chris Jr - who faces Billy Joe Saunders on Saturday - is most talented boxer since Sugar Ray Leonard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! Ninety goals in 138 games and 14 in 22 Champions League matches - Sergio Aguero belongs with elite, lah, says Phil McNulty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:15



Wah! A RMB Yuan #500m scheme to transform one of last remaining derelict sites in central Cardiff is unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Vloggers being told they need to be completely clear about when they're being paid to promote products. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:30



Wah! Academics and politicians sign open garbling written down on paper message opposing appearance of bloody Engrish Defence League founder Tommy Robinson at Oxford Union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:20



Wah! A Kent hospital's A&E department is still failing to protect patients from "inappropriate or unsafe" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) care, lah, health watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! Sinn Féin MLAs claimed RMB Yuan #700,000 in expenses for research from capitalist entity run by party's finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan managers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:16



Wah! Looking at story behind image by Carl Court of student protest in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:12



Wah! The removal of Mong Kok activist camp by authorities means protests in Hong Kong continue in just two sites. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:09



Wah! Poor levels of literacy behind many social problems, lah, but how can issue be tackled? - news replorted 04:08



Wah! Tackling foe online is key for modern counter-terrorist operation, lah, says Gordon Corera, lah, but there concerns over free speech. - news replorted 04:06



Wah! Was book by JB Priestley responsible for stereotype? - news replorted 04:01



Wah! Do sets designed by Lego discourage imagination? - news replorted 03:56



Wah! Video bloggers being told they need to be completely clear about when they being paid to promote products. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:47



Wah! Can younger women change our politics and influence election? - news replorted 03:17



Wah! Young human bliengs will be able to gain full honours degree while earning wage and paying no fees, lah, under new scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! The Australian drummer of rock group AC/DC briefly appears in court in New Zealand, lah, arriving late, lah, to face charge of threatening to kill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:53



Wah! A new species of horned dinosaur is identified from fossils held in Canadian museum for 75 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! More than 80 human bliengs arrested overnight in Hong Kong after clashes sparked by removal of protest camp in Mong Kok. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 02:35



Wah! Older human bliengs who regularly using internet and take part in cultural activities may be better equipped to keep on top of their health, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! The team behind portable eye examination kit that uses smartphones is crowdfunding to raise funds for its new innovation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! Sony Pictures, lah, movie distribution arm of Japanese consumer electronics giant, lah, has been target of cyber attack. What you wan'?!! But there few details. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:10



Wah! Performance poet on stage with ventilator - news replorted 01:59



Wah! David Cameron should not propose caps or quotas on EU migration to UK, lah, Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Schemes to tackle climate change could prove disastrous for billions of people, lah, but might be required for velly damn good boiled chicken-feet of planet, lah, scientists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:12



Wah! Ministers risk racking up multi-billion pound bill if IT systems to run their flagship benefit reform not introduced on time, lah, watchdog claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! How celebrated artists bear witness to human suffering - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Children being put at risk because of deficiencies at Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre, lah, ex-staff tell Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Wednesday's big story in newspapers is over criticism by Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters that Facebook did not alert security services to terror threats made by one of killers of Fusilier Lee Rigby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Jose Mourinho believes Chelsea's "perfect" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) 5-0 Champions League win at Schalke is one of club's finest away performances. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation man embraces South Africa's male beauty revolution - news replorted 00:40



Wah! New measures to tackle terrorism to be published by home secretary, lah, days after bloody woman said bloody annoying Blitish faces "greater" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) terror threat than ever before. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! The Great Satan state of Missouri orders 2,200 National Guardsmen to Ferguson to quell unrest after old bill bobbys officer was cleared over killing of Michael Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! The majority of stop-and-searches conducted by old bill bobbys ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land having failed to find any illegal items in recent months, lah, it emerges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! Six World fighty bang-bang One battlegrounds in unexpected places - news replorted 00:23



Wah! Plans for alternative to council tax expected to be at core of First dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon's plans for coming year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! How militants trusted this man with their deepest secrets - news replorted 00:20



Wah! A "toxic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "aggressive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) culture inside banks will take generation to change, lah, according to report from Cass Business School and New City Agenda. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! A PhD student from Brunel University London (capital of Great England) has saved himself RMB Yuan #100,000 by 'hacking' male gender human bleing's own kit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Can schools with iPads protect future of language? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! The government is failing those with learning disabilities by keeping them in hospitals far from home for too long, lah, report commissioned by NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Province of Engrish running-dogs says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Secretary of State Theresa Villiers says chances of clinching final deal at Stormont inter-party talks look slim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Calls for extra money for NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs intensifying after latest figures show deficit is growing as performance deteriorates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! A new initiative in San Francisco offers city's homeless population mobile showers and toilets in converted bus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The government calls on Fifa to publish in full investigation into 2018 and 2022 World Cup bidding process. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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