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LIVE Customers!

LIVE leasing customer stats, graphs and tables! - here

This is a list of all the new cars currently being ordered by my customers. To prove this, I match customer first name to cars. Customer lists are further down the page.

These cars are between initial proposal and delivery in my system. When delivered, they disappear from this list.

Why do I show you this?
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    customers in process!
Progress of my Customers
18 customers applying; proposed to finance...
11 customers recently accepted by funders...
125 customers waiting for documents raising...
31 customers just about to get their cars...

WHAT IS "LINGO"?

Extended Validation Security

A vault stores secure documents

"I especially like the 'LINGO' pages"
Michael Gummery
Hereford
"Service outstanding & your LINGO very good."
Colin Kersley
Oban
"LINGO is really efficient and easy to use."
Deborah Barlow
Battisford

Lingo is my secure online customer management system. Every customer has their own area to enable full discussion of new car supply. Response times are shown below in the black box.

Your LINGO page is automatically created when you order a car. No one else in the uk motor industry has such a thing!

LIVE Cars being ordered

Ordered by: Alan J
Ordered by: Andrew S, Gillian H
Ordered by: Andrew J
Ordered by: Andrew D
Ordered by: Anthony L, Andrew J, Alison C, Andrew C, Angelique J, Darren S, Lisa F, Michael C, Muhammad Shahid I, Nicky M, Richard M, Sean I, Thomas B
Ordered by: Brendan C, Andrew D, Ashley B, Ben P, Clare M, Robert S
Ordered by: Colin B
Ordered by: Colin G
Ordered by: Derek W
Ordered by: Gareth H
Ordered by: Gary M
Ordered by: Graham M, Joni E, Christopher S, James E, John G, Robert D, Scott F
Ordered by: Howard H
Ordered by: Kate T, Kashmir K
Ordered by: Lisa C
Ordered by: Mark B
Ordered by: Nigel P
Ordered by: Amar F
Ordered by: Andy T
Ordered by: Craig C
Ordered by: David B, Geoff W, Glassy G, Michael P, Richard H, William M
Ordered by: Derek S, Andrew C, Andrew M, Christopher T, Stephen M
Ordered by: Ivan B, Mark P, Alastair H, Gabriella H, Sonya S, Alexander M, Elaine E
Ordered by: Matthew M, Caroline H
Ordered by: Sarah P, Estee W, Laura H, Melissa B
Ordered by: WAI-SHUN W
Ordered by: Adam B, Araz P, David W, Guy H, Joanne T, Steven M, Christopher S, Sriram I, Tim R
Ordered by: Adrian T, James H, Mark P
Ordered by: Alan M
Ordered by: Alida B, Guy W, Thomas H
Ordered by: Andrew B, Simon M
Ordered by: Andrew F
Ordered by: Anthony R, Malcolm Y, Simon P
Ordered by: Ben C
Ordered by: Benjamin H, Emma B, Katie R, Kerry B
Ordered by: Beverley M, David J, Gary T, Gerald B, Mark B, Martin P
Ordered by: Brian W, Dan K, Glenn G, Keith H, Sianne S, Adam B, John R, Michael R, Rodney M
Ordered by: Brian N
Ordered by: Carl S, Helen G, Leo N, Lisa T, Lynn J, Nichola F, Naomi N
Ordered by: Craig W, Paul R, Kay B, Ross G
Ordered by: Daniel M, Rachel C, David H, Paul H, Paul H
Ordered by: Darren B
Ordered by: David W, Jason W
Ordered by: David R, Raymond S
Ordered by: Dean P, Stewart G
Ordered by: Dominic R
Ordered by: Edward F, Paul W, Robert P
Ordered by: Elizabeth S, Gareth J
Ordered by: Gillian F, Lois B
Ordered by: Harriet C
Ordered by: Iain C, Peter B
Ordered by: James B
Ordered by: Jane N
Ordered by: Jeff L
Ordered by: Joanna E, Karina M, Mel D
Ordered by: Jonathan B, Kimberley M
Ordered by: Kevin M
Ordered by: Lee G, Stewart T
Ordered by: Lillian G, Gideon J, Jonathan C
Ordered by: Mark B
Ordered by: Michelle P
Ordered by: Oliver J
Ordered by: Peter W
Ordered by: Peter T
Ordered by: Raymond A
Ordered by: Robert L, Samantha C, Robert C
Ordered by: Robert M
Ordered by: Ronald T, Ron E
Ordered by: Sarah F
Ordered by: Shana M, John H
Ordered by: Shane C
Ordered by: Anna P
Ordered by: David E
Ordered by: Joanna J, Simon P
Ordered by: John B
Ordered by: John B
Ordered by: Pamela I
Ordered by: Stephanie D

18 customers applying; proposed to finance...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Alan J, , Ford Fiesta (Old Shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 2 Ling to Alan: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Andrew S, 57, Central Scotland area Audi Q3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 30 Ling to Andrew: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Andrew J, 32, South of England area Audi A4 Avant
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 4 Ling to Andrew: 10
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Andrew D, 49, East Anglia area BMW 6-Series Convertible
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 15 Ling to Andrew: 24
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Anthony L, 47, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Anthony to Ling: 17 Ling to Anthony: 14
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Brendan C, 23, Midlands area Peugeot 208
    SECURE MESSAGES - Brendan to Ling: 11 Ling to Brendan: 25
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Colin B, 52, South of England area Chevrolet Captiva
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 2 Ling to Colin: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Colin G, 62, South of England area Audi A5 Sportback
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 14 Ling to Colin: 22
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Derek W, 54, South of England area Mercedes E-class Estate (old shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Derek to Ling: 41 Ling to Derek: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Gareth H, 37, South of England area Audi A3 Cabriolet
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gareth to Ling: 19 Ling to Gareth: 23
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Gary M, 44, Midlands area Volkswagen CC
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 5 Ling to Gary: 7
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Graham M, 59, South of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graham to Ling: 37 Ling to Graham: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Howard H, 66, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Navara
    SECURE MESSAGES - Howard to Ling: 1 Ling to Howard: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Joni E, 36, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joni to Ling: 5 Ling to Joni: 15
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Kate T, 37, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes E-Class Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kate to Ling: 8 Ling to Kate: 12
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Lisa C, 45, South of England area Ford Mondeo Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lisa to Ling: 6 Ling to Lisa: 10
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Mark B, 57, Midlands area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 1 Ling to Mark: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Nigel P, 35, Wales area Hyundai i10
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nigel to Ling: 24 Ling to Nigel: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 77

11 customers recently accepted by funders...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Amar F, 41, Midlands area Toyota Rav4
    SECURE MESSAGES - Amar to Ling: 12 Ling to Amar: 18
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Andrew J, 32, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 54 Ling to Andrew: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Andy T, 36, North of Scotland area Seat Leon ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andy to Ling: 63 Ling to Andy: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Craig C, 35, Central Scotland area Ford Transit Custom
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 25 Ling to Craig: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • David B, 30, South of England area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 17 Ling to David: 25
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Derek S, 52, North of Scotland area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Derek to Ling: 41 Ling to Derek: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Ivan B, 35, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ivan to Ling: 33 Ling to Ivan: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Mark P, 43, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 20 Ling to Mark: 25
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Matthew M, 25, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 18 Ling to Matthew: 28
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Sarah P, 27, Midlands area Audi A1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sarah to Ling: 8 Ling to Sarah: 24
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Wai-shun W, 28, Northern Ireland area Citroen C1 airscape
    SECURE MESSAGES - Wai-shun to Ling: 24 Ling to Wai-shun: 25
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12

125 customers waiting for documents raising...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Adam B, 29, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 46 Ling to Adam: 46
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Adrian T, 40, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adrian to Ling: 67 Ling to Adrian: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Alan M, 39, North of Scotland area Jaguar XF (New shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 22 Ling to Alan: 25
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Alastair H, 37, Midlands area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alastair to Ling: 115 Ling to Alastair: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Alida B, 40, South of England area Volkswagen Polo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alida to Ling: 35 Ling to Alida: 100
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Alison C, 41, Midlands area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alison to Ling: 89 Ling to Alison: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Andrew C, , Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 43 Ling to Andrew: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Andrew C, 49, Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 68 Ling to Andrew: 117
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Andrew B, 29, North of Scotland area Mercedes CLS-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 76 Ling to Andrew: 116
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Andrew M, 49, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 28 Ling to Andrew: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Andrew D, 31, North of England area Peugeot 208
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 25 Ling to Andrew: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Andrew F, 32, North of Scotland area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 35 Ling to Andrew: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 49
  • Angelique J, 32, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Angelique to Ling: 160 Ling to Angelique: 181
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Anthony R, 57, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Anthony to Ling: 15 Ling to Anthony: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Araz P, 29, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Araz to Ling: 90 Ling to Araz: 102
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Ashley B, 50, Midlands area Peugeot 208
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ashley to Ling: 30 Ling to Ashley: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Ben C, 37, South of England area Renault Clio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ben to Ling: 49 Ling to Ben: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Ben P, 22, Midlands area Peugeot 208
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ben to Ling: 28 Ling to Ben: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Benjamin H, 26, South of England area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Benjamin to Ling: 51 Ling to Benjamin: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Beverley M, 43, Midlands area Volkswagen Touareg
    SECURE MESSAGES - Beverley to Ling: 40 Ling to Beverley: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 84
  • Brian W, 67, Midlands area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Brian to Ling: 47 Ling to Brian: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Brian N, 61, North of England area Ford Mondeo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Brian to Ling: 38 Ling to Brian: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Carl S, 45, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Carl to Ling: 82 Ling to Carl: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Caroline H, 48, East Anglia area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Caroline to Ling: 31 Ling to Caroline: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Christopher S, 39, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 53 Ling to Christopher: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Christopher T, 52, South of England area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 27 Ling to Christopher: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Clare M, 49, North of England area Peugeot 208
    SECURE MESSAGES - Clare to Ling: 22 Ling to Clare: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Craig W, 29, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 76 Ling to Craig: 143
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Dan K, 33, South of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dan to Ling: 61 Ling to Dan: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Daniel M, 28, North of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 23 Ling to Daniel: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Darren B, 34, South of England area Nissan Pulsar
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darren to Ling: 65 Ling to Darren: 91
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Darren S, 46, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darren to Ling: 51 Ling to Darren: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • David J, 45, Midlands area Volkswagen Touareg
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 39 Ling to David: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 63
  • David W, 43, Wales area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 47 Ling to David: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • David W, 63, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 23 Ling to David: 64
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 45
  • David R, 56, South of England area Kia Rio
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 65 Ling to David: 130
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 40
  • Dean P, 38, South of England area Jaguar XE
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dean to Ling: 62 Ling to Dean: 140
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 45
  • Dominic R, 22, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Seat Leon FR
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dominic to Ling: 35 Ling to Dominic: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Edward F, 36, South of England area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - Edward to Ling: 90 Ling to Edward: 115
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Elizabeth S, 42, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elizabeth to Ling: 17 Ling to Elizabeth: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Emma B, 27, South of England area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Emma to Ling: 41 Ling to Emma: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Estee W, 40, North of England area Audi A1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Estee to Ling: 99 Ling to Estee: 122
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Gabriella H, 31, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gabriella to Ling: 45 Ling to Gabriella: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 47
  • Gareth J, 40, Midlands area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gareth to Ling: 16 Ling to Gareth: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Gary T, 41, Midlands area Volkswagen Touareg
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 17 Ling to Gary: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Geoff W, 31, Midlands area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Geoff to Ling: 50 Ling to Geoff: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Gerald B, 44, Midlands area Volkswagen Touareg
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gerald to Ling: 56 Ling to Gerald: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Gillian F, 51, South of England area Peugeot 108
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gillian to Ling: 28 Ling to Gillian: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Gillian H, 42, North of England area Audi Q3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gillian to Ling: 33 Ling to Gillian: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Glassy G, 49, North of England area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Glassy to Ling: 38 Ling to Glassy: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Glenn G, 60, East Anglia area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Glenn to Ling: 61 Ling to Glenn: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Guy H, 39, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Guy to Ling: 23 Ling to Guy: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 58
  • Guy W, 32, South of England area Volkswagen Polo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Guy to Ling: 29 Ling to Guy: 46
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Harriet C, 32, South of England area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - Harriet to Ling: 35 Ling to Harriet: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Helen G, 49, South of England area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Helen to Ling: 56 Ling to Helen: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Iain C, 43, Midlands area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Iain to Ling: 21 Ling to Iain: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • James B, 35, Midlands area Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 67 Ling to James: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • James H, 29, South of England area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 30 Ling to James: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • James E, 51, South of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 46 Ling to James: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Jane N, 50, North of England area Mazda 6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jane to Ling: 24 Ling to Jane: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 48
  • Jason W, 48, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jason to Ling: 88 Ling to Jason: 118
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Jeff L, 48, Midlands area Audi TT Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jeff to Ling: 66 Ling to Jeff: 141
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Joanna E, 38, South of England area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joanna to Ling: 56 Ling to Joanna: 121
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Joanne T, 36, North of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joanne to Ling: 24 Ling to Joanne: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • John G, 36, North of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 11 Ling to John: 24
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Jonathan B, 50, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 30 Ling to Jonathan: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Karina M, 53, South of England area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Karina to Ling: 58 Ling to Karina: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Kashmir K, 38, South of England area Mercedes E-Class Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kashmir to Ling: 71 Ling to Kashmir: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Katie R, 21, North of England area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Katie to Ling: 51 Ling to Katie: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Keith H, 32, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Keith to Ling: 28 Ling to Keith: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Kerry B, 64, West Country area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kerry to Ling: 90 Ling to Kerry: 100
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Kevin M, 48, South of England area BMW 5-Series Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevin to Ling: 58 Ling to Kevin: 83
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Kimberley M, 34, South of England area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kimberley to Ling: 49 Ling to Kimberley: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Laura H, 36, Midlands area Audi A1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Laura to Ling: 86 Ling to Laura: 100
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Lee G, 39, West Country area Land Rover Range Rover Sport
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 55 Ling to Lee: 106
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Leo N, 36, Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Leo to Ling: 55 Ling to Leo: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Lillian G, 58, Northern Ireland area Citroen C4 Cactus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lillian to Ling: 59 Ling to Lillian: 81
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Lisa T, 27, North of Scotland area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lisa to Ling: 46 Ling to Lisa: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Lisa F, 29, Northern Ireland area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lisa to Ling: 67 Ling to Lisa: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 53
  • Lois B, 32, North of England area Peugeot 108
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lois to Ling: 20 Ling to Lois: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Lynn J, 44, Central Scotland area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lynn to Ling: 42 Ling to Lynn: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Malcolm Y, 44, North of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Malcolm to Ling: 78 Ling to Malcolm: 95
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Mark B, 38, Midlands area Volkswagen Touareg
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 152 Ling to Mark: 136
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 47
  • Mark B, 48, South of England area Land Rover Discovery
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 60 Ling to Mark: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Martin P, 63, South of England area Volkswagen Touareg
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 33 Ling to Martin: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Mel D, 51, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mel to Ling: 39 Ling to Mel: 48
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Melissa B, 24, North of Scotland area Audi A1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Melissa to Ling: 66 Ling to Melissa: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Michael C, 53, East Anglia area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 108 Ling to Michael: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Michael P, 75, South of England area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 42 Ling to Michael: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Michelle P, 41, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Peugeot 2008
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michelle to Ling: 16 Ling to Michelle: 48
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Muhammad Shahid I, 43, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Muhammad Shahid to Ling: 51 Ling to Muhammad Shahid: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Nichola F, 34, Midlands area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nichola to Ling: 80 Ling to Nichola: 87
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Nicky M, 53, Midlands area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicky to Ling: 36 Ling to Nicky: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Oliver J, 50, South of England area Audi Q5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Oliver to Ling: 25 Ling to Oliver: 83
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Paul W, 39, South of England area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 130 Ling to Paul: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 52
  • Paul R, 60, South of England area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 45 Ling to Paul: 46
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Peter B, 66, West Country area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 29 Ling to Peter: 100
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Peter W, 41, Northern Ireland area Audi A6 Avant
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 56 Ling to Peter: 79
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Peter T, 50, North of England area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 73 Ling to Peter: 136
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Rachel C, 41, South of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rachel to Ling: 34 Ling to Rachel: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Raymond A, 55, Midlands area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Raymond to Ling: 52 Ling to Raymond: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Raymond S, 84, South of England area Kia Rio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Raymond to Ling: 52 Ling to Raymond: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Richard H, 48, South of England area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 39 Ling to Richard: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Richard M, 49, North of Scotland area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 71 Ling to Richard: 97
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Robert L, 56, South of England area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 18 Ling to Robert: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 69
  • Robert D, 40, South of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 40 Ling to Robert: 26
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Robert S, 49, South of England area Peugeot 208
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 39 Ling to Robert: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Robert M, 52, Northern Ireland area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 60 Ling to Robert: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Robert P, 38, Midlands area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 46 Ling to Robert: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Ronald T, 61, South of England area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ronald to Ling: 60 Ling to Ronald: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Samantha C, 29, North of Scotland area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Samantha to Ling: 17 Ling to Samantha: 33
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Sarah F, 35, North of England area Seat Mii
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sarah to Ling: 44 Ling to Sarah: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Scott F, 41, Midlands area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Scott to Ling: 65 Ling to Scott: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Sean I, 45, East Anglia area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sean to Ling: 65 Ling to Sean: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Shana M, 31, South of England area Mercedes SLK Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Shana to Ling: 53 Ling to Shana: 81
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Shane C, 33, South of England area Ford S-Max
    SECURE MESSAGES - Shane to Ling: 53 Ling to Shane: 126
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Sianne S, 35, South of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sianne to Ling: 35 Ling to Sianne: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 64
  • Simon M, 42, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes CLS-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 49 Ling to Simon: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Sonya S, 23, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sonya to Ling: 56 Ling to Sonya: 110
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 46
  • Stephen M, 46, Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephen to Ling: 35 Ling to Stephen: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Steven M, 32, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 107 Ling to Steven: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Stewart G, 56, North of England area Jaguar XE
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stewart to Ling: 38 Ling to Stewart: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Stewart T, 59, Central Scotland area Land Rover Range Rover Sport
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stewart to Ling: 50 Ling to Stewart: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 79
  • Thomas B, 40, West Country area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 25 Ling to Thomas: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • William M, 40, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - William to Ling: 68 Ling to William: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11

31 customers just about to get their cars...

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  • Adam B, 35, North of Scotland area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 50 Ling to Adam: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Alexander M, 42, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alexander to Ling: 91 Ling to Alexander: 162
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Anna P, 42, Wales area Honda Civic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Anna to Ling: 40 Ling to Anna: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Christopher S, 60, East Anglia area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 55 Ling to Christopher: 88
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • David H, 57, Central Scotland area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 101 Ling to David: 161
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • David E, , Audi Q7
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 2 Ling to David: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Elaine E, 60, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elaine to Ling: 39 Ling to Elaine: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Gideon J, 59, North of Scotland area Citroen C4 Cactus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gideon to Ling: 88 Ling to Gideon: 131
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 47
  • Joanna J, 43, Midlands area Volvo V60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joanna to Ling: 124 Ling to Joanna: 180
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • John H, 54, South of England area Mercedes SLK Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 49 Ling to John: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 40
  • John R, 59, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 90 Ling to John: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • John B, 60, South of England area Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet (old shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 82 Ling to John: 125
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • John B, 62, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Hyundai i20 (old shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 1 Ling to John: 11
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 55
  • Jonathan C, 49, Citroen C4 Cactus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 73 Ling to Jonathan: 88
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Kay B, 57, North of England area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kay to Ling: 91 Ling to Kay: 142
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Mark P, 53, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 62 Ling to Mark: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Michael R, 39, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 89 Ling to Michael: 83
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Naomi N, 25, South of England area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Naomi to Ling: 76 Ling to Naomi: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Pamela I, 31, North of Scotland area Ford EcoSport
    SECURE MESSAGES - Pamela to Ling: 106 Ling to Pamela: 136
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Paul H, 58, Wales area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 76 Ling to Paul: 154
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Paul H, 58, Wales area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 37 Ling to Paul: 134
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Robert C, 33, Midlands area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 57 Ling to Robert: 103
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Rodney M, 53, South of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rodney to Ling: 63 Ling to Rodney: 88
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Ron E, 52, West Country area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ron to Ling: 83 Ling to Ron: 143
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 40
  • Ross G, 35, North of Scotland area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ross to Ling: 56 Ling to Ross: 107
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Simon P, 40, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo V60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 59 Ling to Simon: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Simon P, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 81 Ling to Simon: 103
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Sriram I, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sriram to Ling: 95 Ling to Sriram: 135
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Stephanie D, 25, North of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephanie to Ling: 82 Ling to Stephanie: 83
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Thomas H, 63, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Polo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 47 Ling to Thomas: 157
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Tim R, 60, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tim to Ling: 112 Ling to Tim: 125
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
sent: 9095 - received: 12762 - total: 21857 - documents: 4107 - cars: 78 - customers: 185
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Wah! Fresh talks due to be held between ScotRail and train drivers' union in bid to resolve arglingument which has hit Sunday services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:01



Wah! The UK's first wheelchair-using Membling Partiamentary expense cheater on life after politics - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Beauty blogger with acne shames online bullies - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Second quarter earnings for world's biggest smartphone maker, lah, Samsung Electronics, lah, will likely miss market expectations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:38



Wah! Photographer Charles Fox's portraits of those carrying out dangerous task of demining Cambodia's rivers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Does using exclamation marks stop human bliengs believing you? - news replorted 01:18



Wah! Government funding of early intervention programmes for children and young people's services has been cut by RMB Yuan #1.8bn over five years, lah, say children's charities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Egyptians lambast 'tasteless' new Nefertiti statue - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Do we only care about animals if they're cute and cuddly? - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Is bloody annoying Blitish better than France for migrants? - news replorted 01:05



Wah! The using of so-called legal highs has been factor in at least 19 prisoner deaths, lah, Prisons Ombudsman says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! A study of human bliengs born in same year has uncovered huge difference in speed at which their bodies age. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! Jerry Weintraub - Hollywood producer of Karate Kid and Ocean's Eleven films - dies in California aged 77, lah, Great Satan media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:49



Wah! The fallout from Greek eurozone referendum and plans to relax rules on Sunday trading prominent on front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Michael Henning was only metres away when bomb exploded on Circle line train in 7 July damn hot-hot month attacks in 2005. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! As July damn hot-hot month 2015 Budget - extra, lah, bonus Budget this year - is upon us, lah, here's romp-through guide to what key words mean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! A St Paul's Cathedral service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service and wreath laying ceremony will take place later to mark 10th anniversary of attacks that killed 52 human bliengs on London's transport network. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The US-led coalition fighting Islamic State is "intensifying" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) its campaign against group's base in northern Syria, lah, President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The UK's most senior counter-terrorism old bill bobbys officer says up to 50 deadly terror attacks having been foiled since 7 July damn hot-hot month bombings decade ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Honda sets new GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS™ title Rondla has set new GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS title for ‘Lowest fuel consumption – all 24 contiguous EU countries (all cars - news replorted 00:01



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