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LIVE leasing customer stats, graphs and tables! - here

This is a list of all the new cars currently being ordered by my customers. To prove this, I match customer first name to cars. Customer lists are further down the page.

These cars are between initial proposal and delivery in my system. When delivered, they disappear from this list.

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    customers in process!
Progress of my Customers
17 customers applying; proposed to finance...
7 customers recently accepted by funders...
154 customers waiting for documents raising...
46 customers just about to get their cars...

WHAT IS "LINGO"?

Extended Validation Security

A vault stores secure documents

"I especially like the 'LINGO' pages"
Michael Gummery
Hereford
"Service outstanding & your LINGO very good."
Colin Kersley
Oban
"LINGO is really efficient and easy to use."
Deborah Barlow
Battisford

Lingo is my secure online customer management system. Every customer has their own area to enable full discussion of new car supply. Response times are shown below in the black box.

Your LINGO page is automatically created when you order a car. No one else in the uk motor industry has such a thing!

LIVE Cars being ordered

Ordered by: Alan J
Ordered by: Anthony B
Ordered by: Barnaby H, Deborah G
Ordered by: Christopher W, Barry M, Jasmine H, Craig T, Nikki P
Ordered by: Colin B
Ordered by: Darryl R, Kevin O
Ordered by: Gabriela C, Yan C, Karl R, Gaza M, Matthew M
Ordered by: Graham R
Ordered by: Howard H, Jonathan H
Ordered by: Ilva L, Joanne H, Christopher T, David H, Derek M, George K, Georgina T, Gillian L, Jacqueline R, Jason S, John E, Jonny B, Luke S, Lynn C, Mark F, Mohamed R, Rachel J, Rebecca H, Richard W, Richard G, Ross F, Sarahjane M, Simon B, Steve F, Trudi H, Andrew T, Kyle M, Paul A, Rosemary C, Steven T, Victoria W
Ordered by: Kelsey J, James H, Narinderjit J
Ordered by: Kerry W, Stephanie D
Ordered by: Kris H, Ian G
Ordered by: Mohammed A, Denise M
Ordered by: Nicola B, Christopher W, Ryan H, Christine K, Christopher W, James F, Keith B, Rebecca G, Richard F, Richard M, Stephen M, David P, David B, Graeme W, Philip R, Roberto M
Ordered by: Rebecca M, Alexandra D, Andrew E, Anna R, Gavin S, Graham R, Ian B, Ian B, Jeremy S, Lisa M, Mark H, Martin S, Matthew H, Matthew D, Michael G, Ramadan B, Scott G
Ordered by: Bobby
Ordered by: Brian C
Ordered by: Lois H, Alison W, Moira N, Nicholas M, Caroline A
Ordered by: Adam H, David A, Doran A, Mark O
Ordered by: Alice G, Gordon G
Ordered by: Andres K
Ordered by: Andrew M, Gillian H
Ordered by: Andrew P, Mark M
Ordered by: Andrew S, Christopher C, Christopher J, Clare M, Kenneth P, Leah G, Lucia T, Marcus H, Nakai M, Paul H, Paul C, Paul R, Robert P, Christian M, John M, Nichola L, Paul R, Paul G, Philip W
Ordered by: Andrew B, Nicholas H, Kevin E
Ordered by: Arthur C, Christopher H, Dominique H, Luke C, Mark G, Paul M, Rey ., Richard O, Shivani B, Adam K, Gabriella H
Ordered by: Ben B, Beverley M, Jacqueline S, Neil C, RONALD J
Ordered by: Carl T
Ordered by: Chris D, Fiona M, John R, Rebecca P, Andrew P
Ordered by: Claire F, Mairi S
Ordered by: Clare-Louise R, Gregor M, Matthew P, Christopher B
Ordered by: Craig S
Ordered by: Craig B, Jason S, Adam D, Adam G, Ishmael B, John B, Louise L
Ordered by: Cristopher B, Elliot L
Ordered by: Dale D, Daniel T, John G
Ordered by: David C, John B, Keith K, Peter H
Ordered by: David G, Gary S, Graham R, Lee H, Reece B, Steve C, John A
Ordered by: David B, Lee J, Matthew C
Ordered by: David M, Suzanne F
Ordered by: David T
Ordered by: Derek H, Malcolm R, Teresa O, Valentina P
Ordered by: Edith L
Ordered by: Elizabeth M
Ordered by: Emma W
Ordered by: Felicity B
Ordered by: GARY C
Ordered by: Ian B
Ordered by: Justin E
Ordered by: Mark M, Spencer H, Stephen W
Ordered by: Michael S
Ordered by: Michael J
Ordered by: Nicholas E
Ordered by: Pawel M
Ordered by: Rory W, Antony L
Ordered by: Sahem R
Ordered by: Scott G, David R
Ordered by: Steven E
Ordered by: Amanda S
Ordered by: David E
Ordered by: David S
Ordered by: John B
Ordered by: Matthew B
Ordered by: Nishit N
Ordered by: Paul V
Ordered by: Peter H
Ordered by: Philip D

17 customers applying; proposed to finance...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Alan J, , Ford Fiesta (Old Shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 2 Ling to Alan: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Anthony B, 70, South of England area Mitsubishi Shogun SWB
    SECURE MESSAGES - Anthony to Ling: 22 Ling to Anthony: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Barnaby H, 36, South of England area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - Barnaby to Ling: 8 Ling to Barnaby: 14
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Christopher W, 35, Midlands area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 11 Ling to Christopher: 14
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Colin B, 51, South of England area Chevrolet Captiva
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 2 Ling to Colin: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Darryl R, 42, Midlands area Volvo V60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darryl to Ling: 45 Ling to Darryl: 30
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Gabriela C, 37, North of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gabriela to Ling: 1 Ling to Gabriela: 5
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Graham R, 60, Central Scotland area Citroen Berlingo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graham to Ling: 32 Ling to Graham: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 44
  • Howard H, 65, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Navara
    SECURE MESSAGES - Howard to Ling: 1 Ling to Howard: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Ilva L, 42, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ilva to Ling: 3 Ling to Ilva: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Kelsey J, 20, South of England area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kelsey to Ling: 9 Ling to Kelsey: 10
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Kerry W, 38, South of England area Citroen C3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kerry to Ling: 2 Ling to Kerry: 8
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Kris H, 35, Midlands area Citroen C4 Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kris to Ling: 8 Ling to Kris: 9
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Mohammed A, 36, Mercedes SLK Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mohammed to Ling: 2 Ling to Mohammed: 9
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Nicola B, 31, Midlands area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicola to Ling: 26 Ling to Nicola: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Rebecca M, 35, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rebecca to Ling: 22 Ling to Rebecca: 31
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Yan C, 33, Wales area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Yan to Ling: 4 Ling to Yan: 9
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS

7 customers recently accepted by funders...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Bobby , 51, South of England area BMW 4-Series Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Bobby to Ling: 20 Ling to Bobby: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Brian C, 38, South of England area Audi A5 Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Brian to Ling: 16 Ling to Brian: 18
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Christopher W, 27, East Anglia area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 9 Ling to Christopher: 8
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • James H, 34, Midlands area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 10 Ling to James: 16
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Joanne H, 39, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joanne to Ling: 35 Ling to Joanne: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 5
  • Lois H, 23, Midlands area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lois to Ling: 13 Ling to Lois: 20
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Ryan H, 28, West Country area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ryan to Ling: 16 Ling to Ryan: 25
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13

154 customers waiting for documents raising...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Adam H, 46, North of Scotland area Citroen DS3 Cabrio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 39 Ling to Adam: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 48
  • Alexandra D, 39, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alexandra to Ling: 39 Ling to Alexandra: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 51
  • Alice G, 31, North of Scotland area Honda Civic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alice to Ling: 40 Ling to Alice: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Alison W, 28, South of England area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alison to Ling: 42 Ling to Alison: 24
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Andres K, 46, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mitsubishi Outlander
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andres to Ling: 90 Ling to Andres: 98
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Andrew M, 48, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 125 Ling to Andrew: 104
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Andrew P, 39, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 24 Ling to Andrew: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 69
  • Andrew S, 45, Midlands area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 68 Ling to Andrew: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Andrew E, 36, North of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 15 Ling to Andrew: 19
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Andrew B, 60, South of England area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 49 Ling to Andrew: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Anna R, 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Anna to Ling: 65 Ling to Anna: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Arthur C, 37, East Anglia area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Arthur to Ling: 90 Ling to Arthur: 182
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Barry M, 36, Midlands area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Barry to Ling: 28 Ling to Barry: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Ben B, 35, South of England area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ben to Ling: 104 Ling to Ben: 155
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Beverley M, 42, Midlands area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Beverley to Ling: 52 Ling to Beverley: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 56
  • Carl T, 55, Midlands area Skoda Superb Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Carl to Ling: 27 Ling to Carl: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Chris D, 39, South of England area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Chris to Ling: 77 Ling to Chris: 133
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Christine K, 47, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christine to Ling: 65 Ling to Christine: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Christopher C, 29, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 53 Ling to Christopher: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Christopher H, 38, Midlands area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 52 Ling to Christopher: 81
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Christopher T, 30, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 129 Ling to Christopher: 137
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Christopher J, 61, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 42 Ling to Christopher: 64
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Christopher W, 27, East Anglia area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 66 Ling to Christopher: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Claire F, 41, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Renault Clio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Claire to Ling: 51 Ling to Claire: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Clare M, 55, North of Scotland area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Clare to Ling: 35 Ling to Clare: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Clare-louise R, 38, Central Scotland area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Clare-louise to Ling: 43 Ling to Clare-louise: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Craig S, 48, Midlands area Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 31 Ling to Craig: 46
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Craig B, 42, East Anglia area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 64 Ling to Craig: 46
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Cristopher B, 33, North of England area Mercedes GLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Cristopher to Ling: 26 Ling to Cristopher: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Dale D, 43, Midlands area BMW 3-Series Gran Tourismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dale to Ling: 51 Ling to Dale: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Daniel T, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area BMW 3-Series Gran Tourismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 31 Ling to Daniel: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • David C, 46, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 22 Ling to David: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • David G, 37, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 97 Ling to David: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • David B, 57, Midlands area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 24 Ling to David: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • David A, 46, North of Scotland area Citroen DS3 Cabrio
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 24 Ling to David: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • David M, 43, North of England area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 34 Ling to David: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • David H, 47, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 47 Ling to David: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • David T, 54, South of England area Smart ForTwo Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 72 Ling to David: 168
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Deborah G, 46, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - Deborah to Ling: 50 Ling to Deborah: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Denise M, , Mercedes SLK Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Denise to Ling: 40 Ling to Denise: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 58
  • Derek H, 56, West Country area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Derek to Ling: 35 Ling to Derek: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Derek M, 31, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Derek to Ling: 41 Ling to Derek: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Dominique H, 31, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dominique to Ling: 43 Ling to Dominique: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Doran A, 32, South of England area Citroen DS3 Cabrio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Doran to Ling: 42 Ling to Doran: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Edith L, 61, Central Scotland area Seat Ibiza Sport Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Edith to Ling: 66 Ling to Edith: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Elizabeth M, 76, North of Scotland area Hyundai i10
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elizabeth to Ling: 54 Ling to Elizabeth: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Elliot L, 34, East Anglia area Mercedes GLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elliot to Ling: 33 Ling to Elliot: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 45
  • Emma W, 37, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Emma to Ling: 14 Ling to Emma: 21
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Felicity B, 54, South of England area Kia Ceed
    SECURE MESSAGES - Felicity to Ling: 30 Ling to Felicity: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Fiona M, 54, North of Scotland area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Fiona to Ling: 75 Ling to Fiona: 127
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Gary S, 48, Wales area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 22 Ling to Gary: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 52
  • Gary C, 59, West Country area Volvo V70
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 97 Ling to Gary: 148
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Gavin S, 36, North of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gavin to Ling: 36 Ling to Gavin: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • George K, 59, North of Scotland area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - George to Ling: 85 Ling to George: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Georgina T, 25, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Georgina to Ling: 76 Ling to Georgina: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Gillian H, 44, North of Scotland area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gillian to Ling: 25 Ling to Gillian: 30
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Gillian L, 64, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gillian to Ling: 90 Ling to Gillian: 94
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Gordon G, 36, North of Scotland area Honda Civic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gordon to Ling: 24 Ling to Gordon: 26
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 46
  • Graham R, 60, Central Scotland area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graham to Ling: 42 Ling to Graham: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 44
  • Graham R, 42, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graham to Ling: 30 Ling to Graham: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Gregor M, 36, North of Scotland area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gregor to Ling: 27 Ling to Gregor: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Ian G, 48, North of England area Citroen C4 Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 26 Ling to Ian: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Ian B, 35, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 5 Ling to Ian: 16
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Ian B, 58, South of England area Kia Picanto
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 29 Ling to Ian: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Ian B, 35, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 42 Ling to Ian: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Jacqueline S, 51, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jacqueline to Ling: 50 Ling to Jacqueline: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Jacqueline R, 32, Central Scotland area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jacqueline to Ling: 50 Ling to Jacqueline: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • James F, 22, Midlands area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 24 Ling to James: 23
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Jasmine H, 20, South of England area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jasmine to Ling: 52 Ling to Jasmine: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Jason S, 43, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jason to Ling: 21 Ling to Jason: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Jason S, 42, Midlands area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jason to Ling: 81 Ling to Jason: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Jeremy S, 37, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jeremy to Ling: 74 Ling to Jeremy: 88
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • John G, 54, Yorkshire and Lancashire area BMW 3-Series Gran Tourismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 43 Ling to John: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • John B, 46, South of England area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 39 Ling to John: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • John R, 57, North of Scotland area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 84 Ling to John: 87
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • John E, 46, North of Scotland area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 30 Ling to John: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Jonathan H, 30, North of England area Nissan Navara
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 63 Ling to Jonathan: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Jonny B, 24, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonny to Ling: 163 Ling to Jonny: 164
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Justin E, 50, South of England area Jaguar XF Sportbrake
    SECURE MESSAGES - Justin to Ling: 14 Ling to Justin: 48
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Karl R, 44, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Karl to Ling: 43 Ling to Karl: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Keith K, 53, South of England area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Keith to Ling: 24 Ling to Keith: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 51
  • Keith B, 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Keith to Ling: 35 Ling to Keith: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Kenneth P, 66, East Anglia area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kenneth to Ling: 26 Ling to Kenneth: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Kevin O, 40, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo V60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevin to Ling: 27 Ling to Kevin: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Leah G, 29, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Leah to Ling: 50 Ling to Leah: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Lee H, 42, North of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 25 Ling to Lee: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 53
  • Lee J, 30, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 30 Ling to Lee: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Lisa M, 42, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lisa to Ling: 45 Ling to Lisa: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Lucia T, 46, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lucia to Ling: 30 Ling to Lucia: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Luke S, 24, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Luke to Ling: 51 Ling to Luke: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Luke C, 42, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Luke to Ling: 85 Ling to Luke: 110
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 46
  • Lynn C, 38, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lynn to Ling: 63 Ling to Lynn: 79
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Mairi S, 46, East Anglia area Renault Clio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mairi to Ling: 235 Ling to Mairi: 158
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Malcolm R, 41, North of Scotland area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Malcolm to Ling: 35 Ling to Malcolm: 33
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Marcus H, 42, East Anglia area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Marcus to Ling: 35 Ling to Marcus: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 44
  • Mark O, 40, Midlands area Citroen DS3 Cabrio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 77 Ling to Mark: 119
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Mark H, 52, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 37 Ling to Mark: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 40
  • Mark G, 37, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 75 Ling to Mark: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Mark M, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 27 Ling to Mark: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Mark M, 32, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 81 Ling to Mark: 107
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Mark F, 47, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 47 Ling to Mark: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Martin S, 47, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 50 Ling to Martin: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Matthew H, 50, North of Scotland area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 59 Ling to Matthew: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 52
  • Matthew C, 47, South of England area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 20 Ling to Matthew: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Matthew D, 39, Wales area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 131 Ling to Matthew: 132
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Matthew P, 48, South of England area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 18 Ling to Matthew: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Michael S, 49, South of England area Skoda CitiGo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 24 Ling to Michael: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Michael G, 47, Midlands area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 24 Ling to Michael: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Michael J, 40, South of England area Seat Leon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 28 Ling to Michael: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Mohamed R, 49, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mohamed to Ling: 61 Ling to Mohamed: 98
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Moira N, 45, South of England area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Moira to Ling: 35 Ling to Moira: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Nakai M, 31, Central Scotland area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nakai to Ling: 58 Ling to Nakai: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Narinderjit J, 55, South of England area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Narinderjit to Ling: 83 Ling to Narinderjit: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Nicholas M, 50, South of England area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 23 Ling to Nicholas: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Nicholas H, 45, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 67 Ling to Nicholas: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Nicholas E, 39, South of England area Mercedes E-Class Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 75 Ling to Nicholas: 96
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Paul M, 37, North of Scotland area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 33 Ling to Paul: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Paul H, 46, Midlands area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 62 Ling to Paul: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Paul C, 48, North of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 65 Ling to Paul: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Paul R, 32, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 27 Ling to Paul: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Pawel M, 36, South of England area Seat Leon SC
    SECURE MESSAGES - Pawel to Ling: 74 Ling to Pawel: 186
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Peter H, 31, South of England area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 61 Ling to Peter: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Rachel J, 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rachel to Ling: 81 Ling to Rachel: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Ramadan B, 47, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ramadan to Ling: 36 Ling to Ramadan: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Rebecca P, 39, Midlands area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rebecca to Ling: 47 Ling to Rebecca: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Rebecca G, 28, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rebecca to Ling: 38 Ling to Rebecca: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Rebecca H, 35, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rebecca to Ling: 39 Ling to Rebecca: 48
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Reece B, 23, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Reece to Ling: 82 Ling to Reece: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Rey ., 39, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rey to Ling: 131 Ling to Rey: 112
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Richard W, 41, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 28 Ling to Richard: 48
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Richard G, 45, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 33 Ling to Richard: 46
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Richard F, 45, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 25 Ling to Richard: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Richard M, 40, Midlands area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 26 Ling to Richard: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Richard O, 42, Midlands area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 31 Ling to Richard: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Robert P, 36, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 58 Ling to Robert: 106
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Rory W, 53, North of England area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rory to Ling: 55 Ling to Rory: 84
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Ross F, 33, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ross to Ling: 121 Ling to Ross: 157
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Sahem R, 52, South of England area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sahem to Ling: 34 Ling to Sahem: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 80
  • Sarahjane M, 43, East Anglia area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sarahjane to Ling: 37 Ling to Sarahjane: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Scott G, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - Scott to Ling: 62 Ling to Scott: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Scott G, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Scott to Ling: 60 Ling to Scott: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Shivani B, 33, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Shivani to Ling: 45 Ling to Shivani: 83
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Simon B, 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 100 Ling to Simon: 117
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 53
  • Spencer H, 43, South of England area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Spencer to Ling: 39 Ling to Spencer: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Stephanie D, 38, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephanie to Ling: 12 Ling to Stephanie: 16
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Stephen M, 55, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephen to Ling: 35 Ling to Stephen: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Stephen W, 58, East Anglia area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephen to Ling: 37 Ling to Stephen: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Steve C, 38, Wales area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steve to Ling: 51 Ling to Steve: 96
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Steve F, 39, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steve to Ling: 79 Ling to Steve: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Steven E, 22, Midlands area Renault Trafic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 62 Ling to Steven: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Suzanne F, 32, Wales area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Suzanne to Ling: 35 Ling to Suzanne: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Teresa O, 54, South of England area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Teresa to Ling: 51 Ling to Teresa: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Trudi H, 46, West Country area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Trudi to Ling: 28 Ling to Trudi: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Valentina P, 25, South of England area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Valentina to Ling: 99 Ling to Valentina: 121
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18

46 customers just about to get their cars...

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  • Adam D, 37, Wales area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 61 Ling to Adam: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Adam K, 32, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 55 Ling to Adam: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Adam G, 42, Midlands area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 57 Ling to Adam: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Amanda S, 48, South of England area Lexus IS
    SECURE MESSAGES - Amanda to Ling: 102 Ling to Amanda: 136
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Andrew T, 50, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 54 Ling to Andrew: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Andrew P, 39, Midlands area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 55 Ling to Andrew: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Antony L, 31, South of England area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Antony to Ling: 142 Ling to Antony: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Caroline A, 37, South of England area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Caroline to Ling: 45 Ling to Caroline: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Christian M, 37, Wales area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christian to Ling: 150 Ling to Christian: 137
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Christopher B, 54, Wales area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 38 Ling to Christopher: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Craig T, 38, Midlands area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 35 Ling to Craig: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • David E, , Audi Q7
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 2 Ling to David: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • David P, 56, West Country area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 65 Ling to David: 79
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • David R, 47, South of England area Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 43 Ling to David: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • David S, 43, South of England area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 62 Ling to David: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 58
  • David B, 46, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 30 Ling to David: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Gabriella H, 30, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gabriella to Ling: 160 Ling to Gabriella: 91
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Gaza M, 61, North of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gaza to Ling: 121 Ling to Gaza: 179
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Graeme W, 56, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graeme to Ling: 72 Ling to Graeme: 104
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 53
  • Ishmael B, 61, South of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ishmael to Ling: 157 Ling to Ishmael: 105
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • John B, 42, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 148 Ling to John: 122
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • John M, 49, North of Scotland area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 63 Ling to John: 79
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • John A, 52, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 70 Ling to John: 84
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • John B, 61, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Hyundai i20
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 1 Ling to John: 9
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 48
  • Kevin E, 54, Midlands area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevin to Ling: 34 Ling to Kevin: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 52
  • Kyle M, 27, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kyle to Ling: 45 Ling to Kyle: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Louise L, 55, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Louise to Ling: 68 Ling to Louise: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Matthew B, 32, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 55 Ling to Matthew: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Matthew M, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 98 Ling to Matthew: 119
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Neil C, 39, Midlands area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Neil to Ling: 65 Ling to Neil: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Nichola L, 43, Midlands area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nichola to Ling: 45 Ling to Nichola: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Nikki P, 28, South of England area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nikki to Ling: 93 Ling to Nikki: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Nishit N, 28, South of England area Mazda 3 Fastback
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nishit to Ling: 151 Ling to Nishit: 207
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Paul V, 51, Northern Ireland area Volkswagen Crafter
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 156 Ling to Paul: 193
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 50
  • Paul A, 40, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 106 Ling to Paul: 105
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Paul R, 35, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 77 Ling to Paul: 117
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Paul G, 39, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 61 Ling to Paul: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Peter H, 50, North of Scotland area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 76 Ling to Peter: 139
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Philip W, 30, Midlands area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philip to Ling: 24 Ling to Philip: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Philip D, 67, North of England area Toyota Yaris Hybrid
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philip to Ling: 32 Ling to Philip: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Philip R, 37, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philip to Ling: 73 Ling to Philip: 94
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 47
  • Roberto M, 44, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Roberto to Ling: 51 Ling to Roberto: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Ronald J, 60, North of Scotland area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ronald to Ling: 71 Ling to Ronald: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Rosemary C, 45, West Country area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rosemary to Ling: 34 Ling to Rosemary: 64
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Steven T, 43, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 28 Ling to Steven: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Victoria W, 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Victoria to Ling: 36 Ling to Victoria: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
sent: 11544 - received: 14477 - total: 26021 - documents: 4858 - cars: 67 - customers: 224
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Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama hails support of Arab nations in air strikes which having reportedly killed dozens of Islamic State and al-Qaeda-linked militants in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 15:32



Wah! Ex-Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation DJ Dave Lee Travis is convicted of one count of indecent assault in 1995 but cleared of second charge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:29



Wah! The IMI represents bloody annoying Blitish retail motor industry, lah, which generates ÂRMB Yuan #150 billion per year for economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. industry has - news replorted 15:25



Wah! The future of children's cardiac surgery at Belfast's Royal Victoria Hospital is in serious doubt, lah, as Health dodgy minister Edwin Poots reveals expert review has recommended service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service moves to Dublin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:23



Wah! Organisers of Royal Highland Show face trial over alleged safety breaches, lah, including incident which resulted in young boy's death. - news replorted 15:20



Wah! During press summit of European Automobile Manufacturers’ Association (ACEA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Hanover today, lah, CEOs of Europe’s tr - news replorted 15:19



Wah! Outgoing Afghan President Hamid Karzai uses male gender human bleing's last speech in office to warn new government to beware of United States. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:18



Wah! The mother-in-law of main suspect in disappearance of 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, schoolgirl Alice Gross has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody woman hopes Arnis Zalkalns will be caught soon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:10



Wah! Lalique for Bentley Blue Crystal edition men’s fragrance collection from Bentley is now enhanced by creation of limited Blue Crystal edition by renowne - news replorted 15:00



Wah! Infiniti Q80 Inspiration Paris Auto Show is fast approaching and companies jockeying for position in eye of media storm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 15:00



Wah! Bonding your as really velly special customer's team, lah, getting your as really velly special customer's speech right, lah, picking your as really velly special customer's singles line-up - challenges facing Paul McGinley and Tom Watson - news replorted 14:56



Wah! The struggle to claim (always claiming, huh?) month of Octoblinger - news replorted 14:36



Wah! Comedian Roy "Chubby" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) "Dear Leader" Brown is handed parking ticket at hospital minutes after handing over ÂRMB Yuan #5,000 cheque paper money susbtituting thing to help cancer patients. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:23



Wah! Man said to having made threats to Australian PM shot dead after two old bill bobbys stabbed in Melbourne, lah, reports say - news replorted 14:20



Wah! A scheme aimed at getting subsidised fast broadband out to businesses is to be overhauled following low take-up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 14:20



Wah! Turkey's President Erdogan does not deny reports that 49 hostages, lah, mostly Turks, lah, were freed by Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! as part of prisoner swap. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 14:07



Wah! Could this be next big banking scandal? - news replorted 14:06



Wah! The World Health Organization has warned number of human bliengs with Ebola virus could reach 20,000 by Novemblinger if swift action is not taken now. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 13:55



Wah! The Manic Street Preachers having been talking to John Wilson for new series of Mastertapes, lah, to be broadcast on Radio 4 in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:54



Wah! One of biggest scientific claim (always claiming, huh?) of year has received another set-back, lah, putting result of bet between two significant physicists in jeopardy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:45



Wah! The UN refugee agency says Turkey urgently needs help to care for 130,000 Syrian refugees who having crossed border in recent days. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:45



Wah! MPs John Baron and John Woodcock on possible bloody annoying Blitish military action against Islamic State and recall of Parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:42



Wah! Ford Driving Skills for Life comes to Gaydon on 4 October Ford’s free young driver training programme - Driving Skills for Life - successfully kicked off its bloody annoying Blitish tour last week in - news replorted 13:41



Wah! Public funds totalling ÂRMB Yuan #104,000 were paid into fraudulent capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity account and "highly unlikely" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to be recovered, lah, Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs assembly committee hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:39



Wah! Leicester hooker Tom Youngs will miss Province of Engrish running-dogs's autumn internationals after being ruled out with shoulder injury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:25



Wah! A material dubbed darkest substance on earth is being used creatively by internationally acclaimed artist Sir Anish Kapoor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:10



Wah! All-new Floord Mondeo 5-door Floord Motor capitalist entity announced today all-new Floord Mondeo will be its first LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine globally to offer new pedestrian dete - news replorted 13:07



Wah! A Lithuanian man who raped woman in Lurgan, lah, County Armagh, lah, and beat flemale human person's boyfriend into unconsciousness is jailed for 18 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:02



Wah! More than 160 NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) staff having volunteered to be part of bloody annoying Blitish efforts to help in Ebola crisis in West Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:00



Wah! A gay-friendly mosque opened in Cape Town last week is closed because it does not having any parking spaces, lah, South African official tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 12:54



Wah! Graeme McDowell admits Rory McIlroy's four majors and world number one status may mean end for their Ryder Cup partnership. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 12:54



Wah! Port operator Clydeport Operations Limited admits health and safety failures over tug boat which sank in River Clyde killing three crew. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 12:54



Wah! Nissan NV400 With range of efficient new engines offering more performance and lower fuel consumption, lah, new safety equipment, lah, greate - news replorted 12:53



Wah! Steve Rosenberg reports on how Muscovites can swap their tops for more pro-Russian t-shirts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:45



Wah! News images from around world: 23 September - news replorted 12:40



Wah! The latest release from TRL Software, lah, TRANSYT 15.0.4, lah, is now available as download from TRL Software website. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:40



Wah! The head of new commission on delivering more powers to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has warned it will "not be easy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to getting agreement from Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs parties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! MINI 5-door Hatch Cooper D Just six months after introducing new Milli 3-Door Hatch to UK, lah, much-loved British brand is launching another - news replorted 12:24



Wah! The remaining towers in Space apartment complex in Colombian city of Medellin will be demolished following deadly collapse last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:19



Wah! Nissan e-NV200 VIP Concept Zero emission e-NV200 is transformed for ultimate comfort city transport -introducing e-NV200 concept for VIPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:18



Wah! 1961 Veteran LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Run on Mall For only second clock time result in more than half century, lah, hundreds of veteran cars will start this year’s annual 60-mile adv - news replorted 12:18



Wah! Volkswagen Commercial vehicling driving car machines announces model change Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines announced new generation of successful T-series, lah, T6, lah, at press conference - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Nissan Navara Added safety, lah, greater style and new SE variant for Nissan's popular pick-up range. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:56



Wah! Insurers having been criticised for turning down claim (always claiming, huh?) from holidaymakers who had been drinking alcohol before having accident. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Honda BTCC stars Matt Neal (left) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Gordon Shedden No fewer than five current or former racing drivers taking part in this year’s ALD Automotive/Fleet World MPG Marath - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Members of women's group in east London (capital of Great England) staging week-long occupation of housing estate next to Olympic Park, lah, in protest at number of empty properties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:45



Wah! Support is mounting for bloody annoying Blitish to join United States in military action against Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:42



Wah! British boxer Jerome Wilson is out of medically-induced coma bloody man was placed in after having operation on male gender human bleing's brain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:40



Wah! Patricia Hewitson from Exmouth, lah, Devon, lah, unwittingly grew 5ft (1,5m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! tall cannabis plant from pack of bird seeds - but flemale human person's error was only revealed when bloody woman contacted radio phone-in show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:40



Wah! The Citroën C1 URBAN RIDE concept Citroën is harnessing its creativity and technology to deliver enhanced comfort for its clustomlers. Eating rice!! True to its DNA, lah, - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Alibaba founder Jack Ma is China's richest person following male gender human bleing's company's record listing, lah, according to wealth survey by Hurun Report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! The Plugleot 2008 DKR As countdown to 2015 Dakar Rally begins to accelerate, lah, Peugeot-Total squad is continuing to develop fear - news replorted 11:33



Wah! 2015 Floord Mustang design For LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine designer, lah, chance to reimagine icon like Floord Mustang is always exciting. No spitting in damn website!!! Doing this for famous Floord - news replorted 11:32



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation footage recalls some of highs and lows for Ed Miliband and Labour Party over last 12 months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Weeks after start of term, lah, many state schools in capital, lah, Islamabad, lah, still closed, lah, after being taken over by old bill bobbys drafted in to deal with ongoing political protests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:18



Wah! The story of actor Ricky Tomlinson's jail term in 1970s has been turned into play called United We Stand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Two human bliengs die after being hit by train in Slough, lah, Berkshire, lah, in "suspicious circumstances", lah, say police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Nissan e-NV200 Innovative e4Business programme will help companies maximise their potential and give them chance to win new Nissa - news replorted 11:02



Wah! Two single-seater light aircraft collide in mid-air over Bedfordshire and one crashes to ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Barclays capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity has been fined record ÂRMB Yuan #38m by bloody annoying Blitish regulators for failing to keep its clients' money separate from its own. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:57



Wah! A white tiger has killed Indian schoolboy at Delhi zoo, lah, officials and witnesses say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:51



Wah! The amount of new borrowing through personal loans has outstripped repayments every month this year, lah, figures from bloody annoying Blitish banks indicate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:46



Wah! The first Boughton Power-Reach® in build at Alex Inglis’ workshop Leading hook loader and skip loader manufacturer, lah, Boughton Engineering, lah, has appointed Blantyre-based Alex Inglis as e - news replorted 10:43



Wah! Motorpoint to open new site in Widnes Motorpoint is coming to Widnes. Eating rice!! UK’s leading LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine supermarket will open doors to its latest site in North We - news replorted 10:43



Wah! Nissan e-NV200 I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to its range of versatile, lah, practical and innovative models, lah, Nissling is cementing its position as global player i - news replorted 10:33



Wah! World premiere of Wlokswaglon TRISTAR at IAA Multifunctional like Swiss Tommy Atkins Liberation Army knife. What the hell I mean??!! Adaptable, lah, reliable and all-rounder: on eve of 30th anniversary of t - news replorted 10:18



Wah! Bentley Motorsport & Absolute Racing to compete in China Bentley Motorsport announces next phase of its race-winning Continental GT3 programme, lah, with signing of partner - news replorted 10:14



Wah! MPs' views will decide if bloody annoying Blitish joins strikes against Islamic State - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Olympic rowing gold medallist Katherine Grainger reveals how much bloody woman agonised over flemale human person's decision to getting back in boat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:10



Wah! Man, lah, 37, lah, arrested in London (capital of Great England) on suspicion of involvement in production of improvised explosive devices in Iraq - news replorted 10:07



Wah! Dutch electronics giant Philips says it is planning to split capitalist entity in two, lah, separating its lighting business from its healthcare division. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Two Palestinians suspected of abduction and murder of three Israeli teenagers in June-mber month having been killed by Israeli forces, lah, Israel's military says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! Government borrowing remained high in August, lah, hampering chancellor's efforts to reduce public deficit, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Low key tax disc communication could harm used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine trade With just week to go until new rules governing vehicling driving car machine excise duty (road tax) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! begin, lah, Auto Trader has added its voice t - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Film-maker Bryan Singer is to direct X-Men: Apocalypse, lah, next movie in long-running blockbuster franchise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:36



Wah! At least three human bliengs killed in bomb attack in Pakistani city of Peshawar as violence returns after several months of relative calm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:31



Wah! A Sinn FĂ©in MLA says bloody woman is "very concerned" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about pressure on emergency department at Royal Victoria Hospital on Monday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:24



Wah! Andy Murray has spoken publicly for first clock time result about written-down messages on dead tree bloody man made on eve of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:24



Wah! Leaders from 120 countries will meet in New York on Monday for climate change summit called by UN secretary General Ban Ki Moon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:19



Wah! Liberia is to become first nation in Africa to completely stop cutting down its trees in return for cash from Norway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:11



Wah! British Olympic champion Katherine Grainger is back in training and considering bid to compete at Rio 2016 Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:09



Wah! Hunstanton Sea Life Sanctuary in Norfolk is set to re-open in Octoblinger after tidal surge damage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:06



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs comedian Billy Connolly has said there will be "hell to pay" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if David Cameron does not honour male gender human bleing's pledge of extra powers for ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:05



Wah! The team which overhauled government's websites is attempting to solve problem of effective online identity verification. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:05



Wah! Does Labour having cash to expand health service? - news replorted 09:02



Wah! Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV TWO Mlitslublishli dealerships in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land went all out to spread word about game-changing Outlander PHEV at speci - news replorted 09:00



Wah! FISITA World Automotive Summit 2014 5th annual FISITA World Automotive Summit to be held in Paris, lah, France, lah, from 30 September – 1 Octoblinger this year will - news replorted 09:00



Wah! A second video has been released showing British journalist John Cantlie, lah, who is being held hostage by Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:53



Wah! On show at Museum of Modern Art in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep - news replorted 08:52



Wah! A badger found shot in abdomen inside west Somerset cull zone suffered "cruel and unacceptable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) death, lah, anti-cull campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:43



Wah! The presenter and physicist Brian Cox says bloody man supports idea that many universes may exist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:42



Wah! Andy Murray speaks publicly for first clock time result about written-down messages on dead tree bloody man made on eve of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:40



Wah! Plans for how Welsh land of sheep and more sheep will collect and manage its own taxes will be revealed by finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister Jane Hutt on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:29



Wah! A London (capital of Great England) bus used in Allied fighty bang-bang effort of 1914 is retracing its route in Belgium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:15



Wah! World leaders including Great Satan President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama holding what they say is crucially important summit on climate change at UN in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:09



Wah! Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman has said that "long-term plan" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is needed to address problems in UK, lah, such as pay falling behind cost of living. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:03



Wah! Championship leader Lewis Hamilton heads to Japanese Grand Prix eyeing first ever win at tough Suzuka track. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! Ex-Manchester United player Phil Neville believes club need another two transfer windows of heavy spending to contend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:43



Wah! Troubled supermarket giant Tesco says its new chief financial officer, lah, Alan Stewart, lah, is joining capitalist entity immediately, lah, more than two months earlier than originally planned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! Only third of rail passengers happy with way their train capitalist entity deals with delays or cancellations, lah, survey has suggested. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:40



Wah! Designer shoe maker Jimmy Choo announces plans to list its shares on London (capital of Great England) Stock Exchange. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:22



Wah! The Rockefeller family, lah, which made its fortune from oil, lah, is to sell its investments in fossil fuels and put money into clean energy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:20



Wah! Ceefax, lah, service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service relied upon for sports news in days before smartphones and apps, lah, celebrates its 40th birthday today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:18



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport takes look at 10 of best moments from Ryder Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 07:16



Wah! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep risks losing key part of its historical heritage according campaigners trying to find buyer for Cardiff's Coal Exchange. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! A leading cancer charity says it is concerned disease is not being spotted early enough in young human bliengs because many too embarrassed to talk to their Gp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 07:02



Wah! Ministers accused of "shutting up shop" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by not revealing how each of Wales' seven enterprise zones is performing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:46



Wah! A court in China has found prominent Uighur scholar Ilham Tohti guilty of separatism and jailed him for life, lah, male gender human bleing's lawyer says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:31



Wah! US authorities say Omar Gonzalez, lah, who broke into White House on Friday evening, lah, had 800 rounds of ammunition, lah, machete and two hatchets in male gender human bleing's car. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:16



Wah! A growing number of Super-Duper-Chinese-State companies exporting "tools of torture" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) such as electric shock batons and spiked metal batons, lah, Amnesty says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:06



Wah! Thousands of Hong Kong students to gather in park in front of government offices, lah, on second day of week-long protest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:44



Wah! David Cameron is to meet Iranian President Hassan Rouhani to persuade male gender human bleing's country to join international action against Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:31



Wah! A human rights watchdog is to investigate Met old bill bobbys after it emerged references to discrimination were deleted from internal reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! The Great Satan and allied nations having launched campaign of air strikes against Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! militants in Syria, lah, Pentagon says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:49



Wah! US and other nations begin air strikes against Islamic State in Syria, lah, Pentagon says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:35



Wah! The number of human bliengs dying from dengue fever in Malaysia has more than tripled this year compared with 2013, lah, with 250 cases being reported daily. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:50



Wah! Comedian Dawn French is to become new chancellor of Cornwall's Falmouth University. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:38



Wah! White House break-in adds to Secret service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service woes - news replorted 01:30



Wah! How lasers having revealed ancient city beneath forest - news replorted 01:14



Wah! Scientists at American Museum of Natural History and taxidermy experts having preserved Lonesome George, lah, last Pinta giant tortoise, lah, who died in 2012 in Galapagos Islands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Hostages' families roll dice with public appeals for release - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Alex Salmond is to address Holyrood for first clock time result since ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land rejected independence and is expected to call for voting age to be lowered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Supermarket Tesco's suspension of four executives over overstated profit guidance leads several papers, lah, while others focus on claim (always claiming, huh?) of Breaking Bad-style murder plot. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Movie style trailers increasingly common for theatrical shows, lah, but not everybody in theatrical world thinks they velly damn good boiled chicken-feet idea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! The White House announces new treasury department measures aimed at stopping companies avoiding Great Satan taxes by merging with overseas firms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



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