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LIVE Customers!

LIVE leasing customer stats, graphs and tables! - here

This is a list of all the new cars currently being ordered by my customers. To prove this, I match customer first name to cars. Customer lists are further down the page.

These cars are between initial proposal and delivery in my system. When delivered, they disappear from this list.

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Progress of my Customers
15 customers applying; proposed to finance...
8 customers recently accepted by funders...
115 customers waiting for documents raising...
32 customers just about to get their cars...

WHAT IS "LINGO"?

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A vault stores secure documents

"I especially like the 'LINGO' pages"
Michael Gummery
Hereford
"Service outstanding & your LINGO very good."
Colin Kersley
Oban
"LINGO is really efficient and easy to use."
Deborah Barlow
Battisford

Lingo is my secure online customer management system. Every customer has their own area to enable full discussion of new car supply. Response times are shown below in the black box.

Your LINGO page is automatically created when you order a car. No one else in the uk motor industry has such a thing!

LIVE Cars being ordered

Ordered by: Adam C
Ordered by: Alan J
Ordered by: Alexander H
Ordered by: Baisong W, Baisong W, Blair M, James H, Kieran B, Kim M, Mark T, Paul W, Paul B
Ordered by: Barry C
Ordered by: Colin B
Ordered by: Danny S, Paul P
Ordered by: Darrel P
Ordered by: Howard H, Michael C
Ordered by: Ian T, Eugene W, Timothy L, David M, John M, Kate C, Mark J, Martin B
Ordered by: Jonathan K
Ordered by: Lisa W, Valerie M, Dean C, Dorothy G, Ian R, James C, Mike L, Ronald S, Timothy P, Claude O, Craig C, Paul M
Ordered by: Malcolm L, Alexander B, Ann C, Jenna S, Matthew K
Ordered by: Matthew S
Ordered by: Rodney U, Leanne L, John B, Robert P
Ordered by: Nicholas M
Ordered by: Samantha R, Sharon A
Ordered by: Thomas C, Daryon E, Gavin M, Neil Q, Karl R
Ordered by: Adam H, Andrew D, Cameron R, Catherine A, Charlene W, Daniel B, Daniel A, David K, David G, Graham R, James H, John K, John M, Keith H, Lee O, Lee H, Linda C, Luke O, Mark A, Michael M, Nevil B, Patrick M, Richard W, Robert N, Samuel C, Sonia P, Steven P, Susan B, Thomas B, Tim B, Timothy W
Ordered by: Alastair D, Gary M
Ordered by: Alexander M
Ordered by: Anthony B
Ordered by: Catherine R, Chris F, Jackie B, Michael N, Neil Mcrae M, Regan V, Robert F, Sarah W, Sophie M, John H, Peter J, Ruth B, Sally L, Stephen W
Ordered by: Charlotte B, Alexander M
Ordered by: Christopher T, Philip N
Ordered by: Christopher R, Simon S
Ordered by: Daniel T, John G
Ordered by: Darren M, Hasmita B, Mary R, Michael C
Ordered by: David O
Ordered by: David G, Kate H
Ordered by: David T, Jennifer S
Ordered by: Derek G
Ordered by: Edward T, James A, Michael B
Ordered by: Gary C
Ordered by: Jonathan K
Ordered by: Kristian J, Matthew C, Natalie S, Bethia B, David W
Ordered by: Mark L, Lydia O
Ordered by: Mark B
Ordered by: Matthew M, Martin K
Ordered by: Natalia H
Ordered by: Natalia H, David E
Ordered by: NI A, NI A
Ordered by: Paul B
Ordered by: Peter K
Ordered by: Philippa C
Ordered by: Robert S
Ordered by: Saqab R
Ordered by: Scott G
Ordered by: Steve D, Matthew C
Ordered by: Tony
Ordered by: Yussuf M
Ordered by: Alec T, Andrew F, Kim F, Prem K, Sean D
Ordered by: Aled W
Ordered by: Andrew M
Ordered by: Craig S
Ordered by: Donald N
Ordered by: John B
Ordered by: John T
Ordered by: Kevin S
Ordered by: Martin A
Ordered by: Matthew P
Ordered by: Paul B

15 customers applying; proposed to finance...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Adam C, 45, Midlands area Kia Sorento
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 13 Ling to Adam: 16
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Alan J, , Ford Fiesta (Old Shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 2 Ling to Alan: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Alexander H, 26, South of England area BMW 1-Series
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alexander to Ling: 13 Ling to Alexander: 19
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Baisong W, 32, South of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Baisong to Ling: 10 Ling to Baisong: 23
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Barry C, 64, South of England area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Barry to Ling: 6 Ling to Barry: 7
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Colin B, 52, South of England area Chevrolet Captiva
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 2 Ling to Colin: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Danny S, 49, North of England area Citroen C4 Cactus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Danny to Ling: 7 Ling to Danny : 12
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Darrel P, 43, North of Scotland area Volvo V60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darrel to Ling: 2 Ling to Darrel: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Howard H, 65, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Navara
    SECURE MESSAGES - Howard to Ling: 1 Ling to Howard: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Ian T, 48, Northern Ireland area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 15 Ling to Ian: 23
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Jonathan K, 46, Midlands area Mercedes M-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 4 Ling to Jonathan: 12
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Lisa W, 30, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lisa to Ling: 14 Ling to Lisa: 16
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Malcolm L, 57, East Anglia area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Malcolm to Ling: 3 Ling to Malcolm: 17
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Matthew S, 28, South of England area Toyota GT86
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 12 Ling to Matthew: 24
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Rodney U, 45, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rodney to Ling: 13 Ling to Rodney: 21
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2

8 customers recently accepted by funders...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Baisong W, 32, South of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Baisong to Ling: 28 Ling to Baisong: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Eugene W, 47, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Eugene to Ling: 13 Ling to Eugene: 17
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Leanne L, 35, North of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Leanne to Ling: 44 Ling to Leanne: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Nicholas M, 63, Midlands area Mazda 6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 27 Ling to Nicholas: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Samantha R, 23, North of England area Citroen C1 airscape
    SECURE MESSAGES - Samantha to Ling: 20 Ling to Samantha: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Thomas C, 43, Midlands area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 50 Ling to Thomas: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 73
  • Timothy L, 50, Midlands area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Timothy to Ling: 19 Ling to Timothy: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Valerie M, 52, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Valerie to Ling: 29 Ling to Valerie: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9

115 customers waiting for documents raising...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Adam H, 46, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 46 Ling to Adam: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 68
  • Alastair D, 34, North of Scotland area Mazda 3 Fastback
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alastair to Ling: 26 Ling to Alastair: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Alexander M, 51, North of Scotland area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alexander to Ling: 18 Ling to Alexander: 25
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Alexander B, 39, South of England area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alexander to Ling: 35 Ling to Alexander: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Andrew D, 33, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 49 Ling to Andrew: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Ann C, 49, South of England area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ann to Ling: 36 Ling to Ann: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Anthony B, 49, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen CC
    SECURE MESSAGES - Anthony to Ling: 41 Ling to Anthony: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 45
  • Blair M, 56, North of Scotland area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Blair to Ling: 21 Ling to Blair: 26
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Cameron R, 25, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Cameron to Ling: 34 Ling to Cameron: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Catherine R, 39, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Catherine to Ling: 21 Ling to Catherine: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Catherine A, 27, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Catherine to Ling: 45 Ling to Catherine: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Charlene W, 33, West Country area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Charlene to Ling: 61 Ling to Charlene: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Charlotte B, 38, South of England area Honda Civic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Charlotte to Ling: 26 Ling to Charlotte: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Chris F, 52, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Chris to Ling: 55 Ling to Chris: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Christopher T, 41, Wales area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 37 Ling to Christopher: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Christopher R, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 69 Ling to Christopher: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Daniel B, 36, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 42 Ling to Daniel: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Daniel A, 29, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 42 Ling to Daniel: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Daniel T, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area BMW 3-Series Gran Tourismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 53 Ling to Daniel: 136
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Darren M, 40, Wales area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darren to Ling: 51 Ling to Darren: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Daryon E, 54, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daryon to Ling: 65 Ling to Daryon: 89
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • David O, 32, North of England area Ford S-Max
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 249 Ling to David: 136
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • David K, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 44 Ling to David: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • David M, 42, North of Scotland area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 69 Ling to David: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • David G, 40, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 28 Ling to David: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • David T, 54, South of England area Skoda CitiGo
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 23 Ling to David: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • David G, 34, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 54 Ling to David: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Dean C, 21, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dean to Ling: 109 Ling to Dean: 108
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Derek G, 49, North of Scotland area Renault Trafic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Derek to Ling: 13 Ling to Derek: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 53
  • Dorothy G, 66, North of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dorothy to Ling: 9 Ling to Dorothy: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Edward T, 48, South of England area Mercedes CLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Edward to Ling: 36 Ling to Edward: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Gary C, 49, South of England area Mercedes SLK Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 28 Ling to Gary: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Gary M, 47, South of England area Mazda 3 Fastback
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 37 Ling to Gary: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Gavin M, 35, North of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gavin to Ling: 27 Ling to Gavin: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Graham R, 42, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graham to Ling: 59 Ling to Graham: 117
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Hasmita B, 44, South of England area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Hasmita to Ling: 24 Ling to Hasmita: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Ian R, 28, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 57 Ling to Ian: 91
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Jackie B, 49, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jackie to Ling: 64 Ling to Jackie: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • James C, 41, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 60 Ling to James: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • James A, 24, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes CLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 33 Ling to James: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • James H, 33, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 37 Ling to James: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • James H, 44, Central Scotland area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 26 Ling to James: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Jenna S, 29, West Country area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jenna to Ling: 33 Ling to Jenna: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Jennifer S, 36, North of England area Skoda CitiGo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jennifer to Ling: 57 Ling to Jennifer: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • John B, 52, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 27 Ling to John: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • John K, 36, West Country area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 53 Ling to John: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • John M, 50, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 40 Ling to John: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • John M, 44, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 40 Ling to John: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • John G, 54, Yorkshire and Lancashire area BMW 3-Series Gran Tourismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 100 Ling to John: 132
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Jonathan K, 36, South of England area Alfa Romeo Mito
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 64 Ling to Jonathan: 81
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Kate H, 29, North of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kate to Ling: 65 Ling to Kate: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Kate C, 35, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kate to Ling: 37 Ling to Kate: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Keith H, 43, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Keith to Ling: 50 Ling to Keith: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 46
  • Kieran B, 25, Midlands area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kieran to Ling: 41 Ling to Kieran: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Kim M, 53, South of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kim to Ling: 36 Ling to Kim: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Kristian J, 64, Midlands area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kristian to Ling: 30 Ling to Kristian: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Lee O, 38, North of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 62 Ling to Lee: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Lee H, 42, North of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 45 Ling to Lee: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 53
  • Linda C, 38, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Linda to Ling: 37 Ling to Linda: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Luke O, 35, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Luke to Ling: 36 Ling to Luke: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Mark A, 52, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 23 Ling to Mark: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Mark T, 53, North of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 18 Ling to Mark: 22
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Mark L, 46, South of England area Mercedes C-Class Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 20 Ling to Mark: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Mark J, 48, Midlands area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 40 Ling to Mark: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Mark B, 44, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Audi A4 Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 21 Ling to Mark: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Martin B, 49, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 12 Ling to Martin: 19
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Mary R, 80, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mary to Ling: 69 Ling to Mary: 123
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Matthew C, 29, South of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 21 Ling to Matthew: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Matthew K, 30, North of England area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 39 Ling to Matthew: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Matthew M, 37, Midlands area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 22 Ling to Matthew: 23
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Michael N, 22, North of Scotland area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 90 Ling to Michael: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Michael B, 68, South of England area Mercedes CLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 63 Ling to Michael: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 69
  • Michael M, 31, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 109 Ling to Michael: 120
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Michael C, 45, South of England area Nissan Navara
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 25 Ling to Michael: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 66
  • Mike L, 31, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mike to Ling: 62 Ling to Mike: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Natalia H, 58, Midlands area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Natalia to Ling: 54 Ling to Natalia: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Natalia H, 58, Midlands area Audi Q7
    SECURE MESSAGES - Natalia to Ling: 77 Ling to Natalia: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Natalie S, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Natalie to Ling: 15 Ling to Natalie: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Neil Q, 44, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Neil to Ling: 41 Ling to Neil: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Neil Mcrae M, 42, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Neil Mcrae to Ling: 39 Ling to Neil Mcrae: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Nevil B, 47, North of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nevil to Ling: 59 Ling to Nevil: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Ni A, 31, Northern Ireland area Citroen Berlingo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ni to Ling: 36 Ling to Ni: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Ni A, 31, Northern Ireland area Citroen Berlingo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ni to Ling: 36 Ling to Ni: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Patrick M, 42, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Patrick to Ling: 23 Ling to Patrick: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Paul P, 48, West Country area Citroen C4 Cactus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 19 Ling to Paul: 21
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Paul W, 48, South of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 18 Ling to Paul: 19
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Paul B, 47, North of Scotland area Suzuki SX4 S-Cross
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 6 Ling to Paul: 51
  • Paul B, 52, South of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 50 Ling to Paul: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Peter K, 52, South of England area BMW X5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 82 Ling to Peter: 126
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 47
  • Philip N, 30, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philip to Ling: 29 Ling to Philip: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Philippa C, 25, Midlands area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philippa to Ling: 34 Ling to Philippa: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Regan V, 55, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Regan to Ling: 50 Ling to Regan: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 44
  • Richard W, 37, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 65 Ling to Richard: 76
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Robert N, 22, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 45 Ling to Robert: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Robert P, 36, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 79 Ling to Robert: 161
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Robert F, 43, West Country area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 20 Ling to Robert: 31
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Robert S, 48, South of England area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 48 Ling to Robert: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Ronald S, 38, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ronald to Ling: 64 Ling to Ronald: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Samuel C, 23, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Samuel to Ling: 98 Ling to Samuel: 97
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Saqab R, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Saqab to Ling: 47 Ling to Saqab: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Sarah W, 41, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sarah to Ling: 87 Ling to Sarah: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Scott G, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - Scott to Ling: 139 Ling to Scott: 109
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 46
  • Sharon A, 48, Midlands area Citroen C1 airscape
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sharon to Ling: 45 Ling to Sharon: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 80
  • Simon S, 45, East Anglia area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 47 Ling to Simon: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Sonia P, 44, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sonia to Ling: 48 Ling to Sonia: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Sophie M, 33, East Anglia area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sophie to Ling: 44 Ling to Sophie: 48
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Steve D, 27, South of England area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steve to Ling: 47 Ling to Steve: 82
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Steven P, 53, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 84 Ling to Steven: 89
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Susan B, 53, West Country area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Susan to Ling: 31 Ling to Susan: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Thomas B, 40, West Country area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 38 Ling to Thomas: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Tim B, 42, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tim to Ling: 55 Ling to Tim: 76
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Timothy P, 39, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Timothy to Ling: 37 Ling to Timothy: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Timothy W, 47, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Timothy to Ling: 41 Ling to Timothy: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Tony , 50, South of England area Kia Ceed
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tony to Ling: 30 Ling to Tony : 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Yussuf M, 48, South of England area Audi Q5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Yussuf to Ling: 72 Ling to Yussuf: 81
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36

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  • Alec T, 33, Midlands area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alec to Ling: 56 Ling to Alec: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Aled W, 31, Wales area Hyundai i40 Tourer
    SECURE MESSAGES - Aled to Ling: 33 Ling to Aled: 100
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Alexander M, 37, Midlands area Honda Civic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alexander to Ling: 106 Ling to Alexander: 115
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Andrew M, 29, South of England area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 57 Ling to Andrew: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Andrew F, 43, East Anglia area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 38 Ling to Andrew: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Bethia B, 74, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Bethia to Ling: 46 Ling to Bethia: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Claude O, 25, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Claude to Ling: 76 Ling to Claude: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Craig S, 48, Midlands area Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 131 Ling to Craig: 169
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Craig C, 38, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 54 Ling to Craig: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • David E, , Audi Q7
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 2 Ling to David: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • David W, 42, South of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 32 Ling to David: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Donald N, 57, North of Scotland area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Donald to Ling: 56 Ling to Donald: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • John B, 62, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Hyundai i20
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 1 Ling to John: 11
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 55
  • John H, 51, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 76 Ling to John: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • John T, 52, South of England area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 142 Ling to John: 119
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Karl R, 45, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Karl to Ling: 83 Ling to Karl: 129
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Kevin S, 56, North of England area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevin to Ling: 56 Ling to Kevin: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Kim F, 47, North of England area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kim to Ling: 29 Ling to Kim: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Lydia O, 31, West Country area Mercedes C-Class Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lydia to Ling: 63 Ling to Lydia: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Martin A, 42, South of England area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 71 Ling to Martin: 117
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Martin K, 57, South of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 29 Ling to Martin: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Matthew P, 48, South of England area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 44 Ling to Matthew: 140
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Matthew C, 47, South of England area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 49 Ling to Matthew: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Michael C, 51, Midlands area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 29 Ling to Michael: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Paul M, 30, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 37 Ling to Paul: 82
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Paul B, 28, South of England area Peugeot 208 GTi
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 51 Ling to Paul: 140
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Peter J, 53, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 45 Ling to Peter: 76
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Prem K, 43, Midlands area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Prem to Ling: 29 Ling to Prem: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Ruth B, 42, North of Scotland area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ruth to Ling: 34 Ling to Ruth: 46
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Sally L, 52, West Country area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sally to Ling: 220 Ling to Sally: 240
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Sean D, 49, North of England area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sean to Ling: 119 Ling to Sean: 89
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Stephen W, 56, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephen to Ling: 60 Ling to Stephen: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
sent: 7726 - received: 10419 - total: 18145 - documents: 3653 - cars: 62 - customers: 170
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