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LIVE leasing customer stats, graphs and tables! - here

This is a list of all the new cars currently being ordered by my customers. To prove this, I match customer first name to cars. Customer lists are further down the page.

These cars are between initial proposal and delivery in my system. When delivered, they disappear from this list.

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    customers in process!
Progress of my Customers
44 customers applying; proposed to finance...
7 customers recently accepted by funders...
145 customers waiting for documents raising...
35 customers just about to get their cars...

WHAT IS "LINGO"?

Extended Validation Security

A vault stores secure documents

"I especially like the 'LINGO' pages"
Michael Gummery
Hereford
"Service outstanding & your LINGO very good."
Colin Kersley
Oban
"LINGO is really efficient and easy to use."
Deborah Barlow
Battisford

Lingo is my secure online customer management system. Every customer has their own area to enable full discussion of new car supply. Response times are shown below in the black box.

Your LINGO page is automatically created when you order a car. No one else in the uk motor industry has such a thing!

LIVE Cars being ordered

Ordered by: Adrienne-lee M
Ordered by: Alan J
Ordered by: Alexander S, Amanda C, Christopher P, Jonathan C, Keith A, Murray S
Ordered by: Andrew M, Andrew C, Craig W, John C, Kay B, Terry M, Alan B, Paul D
Ordered by: Angelique J, Lisa F, Vicky K, Richard M
Ordered by: Brian M, Callum R, Julie J, Brian W, Mark S, Rachel T
Ordered by: Christopher S, Araz P, Christopher S, David S, Jasraj P, Lisa C, Mark T, Paul W, Sakthivelan J
Ordered by: Colin B
Ordered by: Darren L, SANDRA M, Peter W
Ordered by: David K, Lisa B, Caroline W, Sarah A, Michelle H
Ordered by: Dean S
Ordered by: Ewa S
Ordered by: Gary E, Graham E, Rhodri , Ian P, Karen L
Ordered by: Gemma H
Ordered by: Geoffrey G, Andrew S, Christopher A, Christopher R, Elaine E, Laura W, Paul M, Thomas W, Andrew R, Daniel F, Stuart B
Ordered by: Gillian D
Ordered by: Haddi , Matthew S
Ordered by: Howard H
Ordered by: Jackie S
Ordered by: Jamal S, Mark B, Steven T
Ordered by: Jasmine M, Robin D, Conor D, Louise M
Ordered by: Jason H
Ordered by: John D, David T, Ian S, Mary M, Sarah Z, Showkat B, William C, Christopher A, Paul D, Rasila B
Ordered by: Leisa S, William C, David P, Graeme H, Gul H, Julie W, Mark B, Simon W, Philip A
Ordered by: Max T, Rob O, Andrew H, Claude O, Mark P, Robin F
Ordered by: Ngoc L, Christian L, Christian L, Joanna E, Karina M, Sally P, Stuart A
Ordered by: Nicholas W
Ordered by: Panasha D, Donna B, Daryon E, Jane S
Ordered by: Roger M
Ordered by: Simon P, Joanna J
Ordered by: Simon H, Mark H
Ordered by: Stephen H, Thomas I
Ordered by: Steven L, Robert L
Ordered by: Abbey B, Alan H, Andrew R
Ordered by: Alison H, Fehmidah M
Ordered by: Hendrik W, Samantha B
Ordered by: Peter H, Philip B
Ordered by: Sophie P
Ordered by: Aaron J
Ordered by: Allister S
Ordered by: Andy P, Chris L, Kevin C, Nasir A, Paul T, Pauleen B, Roger B, Simon M, William B, Christopher T, Robert K
Ordered by: Antony U
Ordered by: Carmel M, Christopher M
Ordered by: Christopher M, Graham E, James G, Maksim B
Ordered by: Colin K, Pete S
Ordered by: Daniel A, Daniel B, David W, James H, John M, Lee F, Richard W, Robert N, Sonia P, Steven P
Ordered by: Darren G
Ordered by: David R
Ordered by: Dean P
Ordered by: Dinesh H, Robert C
Ordered by: Elizabeth V, Ling V, Robert L, Paul K
Ordered by: Geoff W, Jason T, Sara N, Simon H, Mark G
Ordered by: Gideon J, John M
Ordered by: Gillian H
Ordered by: Graeme G
Ordered by: James T, Janice C, Scott R
Ordered by: James M, Matthew C, Miles C, Suzanne C
Ordered by: Jane W
Ordered by: Janice W
Ordered by: Jeff L
Ordered by: Joanna H, Laura D, Pamela I
Ordered by: John B, Shaun H
Ordered by: John W
Ordered by: Lea M
Ordered by: Lee G
Ordered by: Lianne S
Ordered by: Malcolm Y, Simon P
Ordered by: Mark H
Ordered by: Marshall M
Ordered by: Martin R, Raghav A, Stephanie M
Ordered by: Martin P
Ordered by: Michael O
Ordered by: Nathan S
Ordered by: Paul M
Ordered by: Peter M
Ordered by: Richard S, Robert M, Yong C, Barry C
Ordered by: Ron E
Ordered by: Samantha D
Ordered by: Stephanie D
Ordered by: Stewart J, Wayne D
Ordered by: Tracy J
Ordered by: Adrian C
Ordered by: Andrew P
Ordered by: Colin T
Ordered by: David E
Ordered by: Elizabeth M
Ordered by: John B
Ordered by: Tahir M
Ordered by: Thomas H

44 customers applying; proposed to finance...

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QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Adrienne-lee M, 34, East Anglia area Peugeot 2008
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adrienne-lee to Ling: 7 Ling to Adrienne-lee: 7
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Alan J, , Ford Fiesta (Old Shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 2 Ling to Alan: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Alexander S, 27, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alexander to Ling: 10 Ling to Alexander: 14
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Andrew M, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 18 Ling to Andrew: 22
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Angelique J, 31, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Angelique to Ling: 71 Ling to Angelique: 88
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Brian M, 26, Central Scotland area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Brian to Ling: 5 Ling to Brian: 7
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Callum R, 46, South of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Callum to Ling: 8 Ling to Callum: 12
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Christopher S, 34, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 4 Ling to Christopher: 6
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Colin B, 52, South of England area Chevrolet Captiva
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 2 Ling to Colin: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Darren L, 42, Wales area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darren to Ling: 3 Ling to Darren: 6
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • David K, 60, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 9 Ling to David: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Dean S, 37, South of England area Ford Transit Connect
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dean to Ling: 3 Ling to Dean: 10
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Ewa S, 37, North of Scotland area Ford Mondeo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ewa to Ling: 16 Ling to Ewa: 17
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Gary E, 53, South of England area Mercedes C-Class Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 4 Ling to Gary: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Gemma H, 35, South of England area Seat Ibiza
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gemma to Ling: 5 Ling to Gemma: 9
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Geoffrey G, 57, Midlands area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Geoffrey to Ling: 2 Ling to Geoffrey: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Gillian D, 50, North of England area Land Rover Discovery Sport
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gillian to Ling: 4 Ling to Gillian: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Graham E, 49, South of England area Mercedes C-Class Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graham to Ling: 7 Ling to Graham: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Haddi , , Mercedes E-Class Saloon (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Haddi to Ling: 10 Ling to Haddi: 11
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Howard H, 66, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Navara
    SECURE MESSAGES - Howard to Ling: 1 Ling to Howard: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Jackie S, 48, North of England area Volvo XC70
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jackie to Ling: 3 Ling to Jackie: 6
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Jamal S, 30, South of England area Volkswagen Touareg
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jamal to Ling: 12 Ling to Jamal: 25
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Jasmine M, 21, South of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jasmine to Ling: 2 Ling to Jasmine: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Jason H, 40, South of England area Jeep Renegade
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jason to Ling: 19 Ling to Jason: 30
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • John D, 52, Wales area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 1 Ling to John: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Julie J, 55, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Julie to Ling: 33 Ling to Julie: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Leisa S, 49, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - Leisa to Ling: 6 Ling to Leisa: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Lisa B, 50, North of Scotland area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lisa to Ling: 6 Ling to Lisa: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Lisa F, 28, Northern Ireland area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lisa to Ling: 1 Ling to Lisa: 6
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Matthew S, 41, Wales area Mercedes E-Class Saloon (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 1 Ling to Matthew : 3
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Max T, 25, North of England area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Max to Ling: 10 Ling to Max: 6
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Ngoc L, 31, South of England area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ngoc to Ling: 2 Ling to Ngoc: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Nicholas W, 42, South of England area Vauxhall Vivaro
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 5 Ling to Nicholas: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Panasha D, 33, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Panasha to Ling: 45 Ling to Panasha: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Rhodri , 34, Wales area Mercedes C-Class Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rhodri to Ling: 30 Ling to Rhodri: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Rob O, 56, Midlands area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rob to Ling: 1 Ling to Rob: 3
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Robin D, 52, South of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robin to Ling: 12 Ling to Robin: 22
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Roger M, 79, South of England area Seat Leon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Roger to Ling: 14 Ling to Roger: 14
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Simon P, 40, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo V60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 7 Ling to Simon: 7
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Simon H, 31, South of England area Ford Fiesta ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 3 Ling to Simon: 9
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Stephen H, 51, Midlands area Audi A1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephen to Ling: 22 Ling to Stephen: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Steven L, 40, North of Scotland area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 2 Ling to Steven: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 5
  • Vicky K, 43, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Vicky to Ling: 17 Ling to Vicky: 21
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • William C, 35, North of Scotland area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - William to Ling: 3 Ling to William: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1

7 customers recently accepted by funders...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Abbey B, 22, North of England area Citroen C1 airscape
    SECURE MESSAGES - Abbey to Ling: 8 Ling to Abbey: 17
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Alison H, 40, South of England area Hyundai i10
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alison to Ling: 22 Ling to Alison: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 5
  • David T, 56, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 27 Ling to David: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 45
  • Hendrik W, 57, South of England area Audi A3 Cabriolet
    SECURE MESSAGES - Hendrik to Ling: 22 Ling to Hendrik: 30
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 5
  • Joanna J, 43, Midlands area Volvo V60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joanna to Ling: 36 Ling to Joanna: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Peter H, 53, North of England area Audi A6 Avant
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 8 Ling to Peter: 17
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Sophie P, 23, Midlands area Nissan Juke Nismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sophie to Ling: 53 Ling to Sophie: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14

145 customers waiting for documents raising...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Aaron J, 29, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Scirocco
    SECURE MESSAGES - Aaron to Ling: 65 Ling to Aaron: 76
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 40
  • Alan H, 56, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C1 airscape
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 56 Ling to Alan: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Allister S, 61, Midlands area Kia Sorento
    SECURE MESSAGES - Allister to Ling: 20 Ling to Allister: 28
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Amanda C, 44, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Amanda to Ling: 47 Ling to Amanda: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Andrew C, 42, North of Scotland area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 42 Ling to Andrew: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Andrew R, 37, Midlands area Citroen C1 airscape
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 49 Ling to Andrew: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 42
  • Andrew H, 55, West Country area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 46 Ling to Andrew: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Andrew S, 32, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 53 Ling to Andrew: 48
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Andy P, 41, West Country area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andy to Ling: 72 Ling to Andy: 95
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Antony U, 33, South of England area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Antony to Ling: 35 Ling to Antony: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Araz P, 29, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Araz to Ling: 34 Ling to Araz: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Brian W, 67, Midlands area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Brian to Ling: 40 Ling to Brian: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Carmel M, 55, Central Scotland area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Carmel to Ling: 28 Ling to Carmel: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 47
  • Caroline W, 48, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Caroline to Ling: 29 Ling to Caroline: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Chris L, 43, East Anglia area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Chris to Ling: 74 Ling to Chris: 79
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Christian L, 22, West Country area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christian to Ling: 61 Ling to Christian: 98
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Christian L, 41, East Anglia area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christian to Ling: 88 Ling to Christian: 76
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Christopher P, 32, South of England area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 41 Ling to Christopher: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Christopher M, 35, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Seat Ibiza Fr
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 74 Ling to Christopher: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Christopher A, 47, North of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 30 Ling to Christopher: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Christopher M, 22, South of England area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 27 Ling to Christopher: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Christopher S, 60, East Anglia area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 29 Ling to Christopher: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Christopher R, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 60 Ling to Christopher: 79
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 50
  • Claude O, 26, South of England area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Claude to Ling: 71 Ling to Claude: 100
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Colin K, 72, South of England area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 58 Ling to Colin: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Conor D, 41, Northern Ireland area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Conor to Ling: 65 Ling to Conor: 64
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Craig W, 29, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 51 Ling to Craig: 91
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Daniel A, 29, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 112 Ling to Daniel: 160
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Daniel B, 36, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 90 Ling to Daniel: 140
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Darren G, 41, South of England area Peugeot Bipper
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darren to Ling: 112 Ling to Darren: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • David S, 27, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 116 Ling to David: 104
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • David P, 60, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 51 Ling to David: 91
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • David R, 56, South of England area Kia Rio
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 50 Ling to David: 96
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • David W, 43, Wales area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 34 Ling to David: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Dean P, 38, South of England area Jaguar XE
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dean to Ling: 39 Ling to Dean: 91
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 44
  • Dinesh H, 46, North of Scotland area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dinesh to Ling: 42 Ling to Dinesh: 76
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Donna B, 44, Midlands area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Donna to Ling: 41 Ling to Donna: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 44
  • Elaine E, 60, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elaine to Ling: 28 Ling to Elaine: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Elizabeth V, 55, South of England area Mercedes SLK Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elizabeth to Ling: 54 Ling to Elizabeth: 88
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Fehmidah M, 41, Midlands area Hyundai i10
    SECURE MESSAGES - Fehmidah to Ling: 34 Ling to Fehmidah: 33
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Geoff W, 31, Midlands area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Geoff to Ling: 28 Ling to Geoff: 22
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Gideon J, 59, North of Scotland area Citroen C4 Cactus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gideon to Ling: 51 Ling to Gideon: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 43
  • Gillian H, 42, North of England area Audi Q3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gillian to Ling: 23 Ling to Gillian: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Graeme H, 42, Central Scotland area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graeme to Ling: 78 Ling to Graeme: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Graeme G, 47, South of England area BMW 4-Series Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graeme to Ling: 93 Ling to Graeme: 151
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Graham E, 36, South of England area Seat Ibiza Fr
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graham to Ling: 31 Ling to Graham: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Gul H, 47, South of England area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gul to Ling: 97 Ling to Gul: 138
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Ian S, 38, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 54 Ling to Ian: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • James T, 43, Midlands area Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 51 Ling to James: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • James H, 34, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 96 Ling to James: 154
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • James G, 28, South of England area Seat Ibiza Fr
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 64 Ling to James: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • James M, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 66 Ling to James: 106
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Jane W, 43, Midlands area Mini Countryman
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jane to Ling: 91 Ling to Jane: 103
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Janice C, 43, South of England area Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - Janice to Ling: 64 Ling to Janice: 83
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Janice W, 55, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - Janice to Ling: 51 Ling to Janice: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Jason T, 43, Midlands area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jason to Ling: 28 Ling to Jason: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Jasraj P, 25, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jasraj to Ling: 40 Ling to Jasraj: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Jeff L, 48, Midlands area Audi TT Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jeff to Ling: 48 Ling to Jeff: 108
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Joanna E, 38, South of England area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joanna to Ling: 32 Ling to Joanna: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Joanna H, 30, South of England area Ford EcoSport
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joanna to Ling: 72 Ling to Joanna: 119
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • John B, 60, South of England area Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 67 Ling to John: 91
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • John W, 58, Midlands area Renault Megane Sports Tourer
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 78 Ling to John: 87
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • John M, 54, South of England area Citroen C4 Cactus
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 33 Ling to John: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • John C, 67, South of England area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 67 Ling to John: 108
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • John M, 51, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 64 Ling to John: 114
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Jonathan C, 32, Northern Ireland area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 25 Ling to Jonathan: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Julie W, 44, North of England area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - Julie to Ling: 45 Ling to Julie: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Karina M, 53, South of England area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Karina to Ling: 42 Ling to Karina: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Kay B, 56, North of England area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kay to Ling: 40 Ling to Kay: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Keith A, 44, North of England area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Keith to Ling: 42 Ling to Keith: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 42
  • Kevin C, 50, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevin to Ling: 14 Ling to Kevin: 33
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 60
  • Laura D, 34, South of England area Ford EcoSport
    SECURE MESSAGES - Laura to Ling: 77 Ling to Laura: 98
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Laura W, 39, North of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Laura to Ling: 47 Ling to Laura: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Lea M, 49, South of England area Mitsubishi Outlander
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lea to Ling: 65 Ling to Lea: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Lee G, 39, West Country area Land Rover Range Rover Sport
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 51 Ling to Lee: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Lee F, 37, North of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 36 Ling to Lee: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Lianne S, 33, Midlands area Volkswagen Beetle
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lianne to Ling: 44 Ling to Lianne: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Ling V, 41, North of England area Mercedes SLK Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ling to Ling: 2 Ling to Ling: 21
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Lisa C, 35, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lisa to Ling: 53 Ling to Lisa: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Maksim B, 26, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Seat Ibiza Fr
    SECURE MESSAGES - Maksim to Ling: 59 Ling to Maksim: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Malcolm Y, 44, North of England area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Malcolm to Ling: 64 Ling to Malcolm: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Mark B, 37, Midlands area Volkswagen Touareg
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 73 Ling to Mark: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 47
  • Mark H, 41, South of England area Ford Fiesta ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 69 Ling to Mark: 119
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Mark B, 45, South of England area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 49 Ling to Mark: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Mark S, 50, South of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 28 Ling to Mark: 81
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Mark T, 55, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 42 Ling to Mark: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Mark P, 53, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 31 Ling to Mark: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Mark H, 50, East Anglia area Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 40 Ling to Mark: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Marshall M, 36, Central Scotland area Ford Transit Custom
    SECURE MESSAGES - Marshall to Ling: 43 Ling to Marshall: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Martin R, 68, North of Scotland area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 47 Ling to Martin: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Martin P, 47, South of England area Skoda Fabia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 25 Ling to Martin: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 43
  • Mary M, 45, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mary to Ling: 25 Ling to Mary: 46
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Matthew C, 48, East Anglia area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 65 Ling to Matthew: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Michael O, 61, South of England area Mercedes C-Class Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 44 Ling to Michael: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Miles C, 44, South of England area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Miles to Ling: 20 Ling to Miles: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Murray S, 38, North of Scotland area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Murray to Ling: 39 Ling to Murray: 48
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Nasir A, 41, South of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nasir to Ling: 55 Ling to Nasir: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Nathan S, 27, Mercedes B-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nathan to Ling: 56 Ling to Nathan: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Pamela I, 30, North of Scotland area Ford EcoSport
    SECURE MESSAGES - Pamela to Ling: 81 Ling to Pamela: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Paul T, 48, South of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 47 Ling to Paul: 108
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Paul M, 32, North of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 53 Ling to Paul: 76
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Paul M, 46, South of England area Mini Convertible
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 46 Ling to Paul: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Paul W, 50, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 40 Ling to Paul: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Pauleen B, 38, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Pauleen to Ling: 28 Ling to Pauleen: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Pete S, 56, South of England area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - Pete to Ling: 30 Ling to Pete: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 50
  • Peter M, 52, Midlands area Mercedes E-Class Coupe (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 20 Ling to Peter: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Philip B, 45, South of England area Audi A6 Avant
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philip to Ling: 81 Ling to Philip: 112
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Raghav A, 56, South of England area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Raghav to Ling: 81 Ling to Raghav: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Richard S, 43, South of England area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 40 Ling to Richard: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Richard M, 49, North of Scotland area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 46 Ling to Richard: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Richard W, 38, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 119 Ling to Richard: 189
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Robert M, 52, Northern Ireland area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 27 Ling to Robert: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Robert L, 56, South of England area Mercedes SLK Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 23 Ling to Robert: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 50
  • Robert N, 22, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 67 Ling to Robert: 123
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Robin F, 42, East Anglia area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robin to Ling: 49 Ling to Robin: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 44
  • Roger B, 72, East Anglia area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Roger to Ling: 33 Ling to Roger: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Ron E, 52, West Country area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ron to Ling: 50 Ling to Ron: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Sakthivelan J, 33, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sakthivelan to Ling: 55 Ling to Sakthivelan: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Sally P, 40, East Anglia area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sally to Ling: 96 Ling to Sally: 120
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Samantha D, 32, South of England area Mazda 3 Fastback
    SECURE MESSAGES - Samantha to Ling: 50 Ling to Samantha: 103
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Samantha B, 43, Midlands area Audi A3 Cabriolet
    SECURE MESSAGES - Samantha to Ling: 44 Ling to Samantha: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Sandra M, 55, North of Scotland area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sandra to Ling: 37 Ling to Sandra: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Sara N, 22, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sara to Ling: 35 Ling to Sara: 33
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Sarah Z, 40, West Country area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sarah to Ling: 45 Ling to Sarah: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Sarah A, 46, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sarah to Ling: 81 Ling to Sarah: 99
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Scott R, 39, Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - Scott to Ling: 97 Ling to Scott: 145
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Shaun H, 52, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet
    SECURE MESSAGES - Shaun to Ling: 36 Ling to Shaun: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Showkat B, 52, Midlands area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Showkat to Ling: 48 Ling to Showkat: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Simon W, 45, Midlands area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 82 Ling to Simon: 117
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Simon P, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 53 Ling to Simon: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Simon M, 52, South of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 57 Ling to Simon: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Simon H, 47, North of England area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 25 Ling to Simon: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Sonia P, 45, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sonia to Ling: 78 Ling to Sonia: 131
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Stephanie M, 50, South of England area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephanie to Ling: 59 Ling to Stephanie: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Stephanie D, 35, Midlands area Ford Mondeo Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephanie to Ling: 40 Ling to Stephanie: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Steven T, 48, West Country area Volkswagen Touareg
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 37 Ling to Steven: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Stewart J, 37, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Fabia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stewart to Ling: 12 Ling to Stewart: 26
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Terry M, 50, North of England area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Terry to Ling: 72 Ling to Terry: 114
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Thomas I, 35, South of England area Audi A1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 51 Ling to Thomas: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Thomas W, 26, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 87 Ling to Thomas: 124
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Tracy J, 45, Central Scotland area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tracy to Ling: 47 Ling to Tracy: 82
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Wayne D, 51, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Fabia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Wayne to Ling: 75 Ling to Wayne: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • William B, 64, South of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - William to Ling: 21 Ling to William: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • William C, 54, Northern Ireland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - William to Ling: 59 Ling to William: 64
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Yong C, 38, Midlands area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Yong to Ling: 91 Ling to Yong: 82
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16

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  • Adrian C, 41, East Anglia area Toyota Auris Hybrid
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adrian to Ling: 44 Ling to Adrian: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 50
  • Alan B, 63, Midlands area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 73 Ling to Alan: 144
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 45
  • Andrew P, 56, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 41 Ling to Andrew: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Andrew R, 30, North of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 62 Ling to Andrew: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Barry C, 64, South of England area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Barry to Ling: 80 Ling to Barry: 121
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Christopher T, 50, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 113 Ling to Christopher: 82
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Christopher A, 45, Midlands area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 48 Ling to Christopher: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Colin T, 45, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Superb Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 90 Ling to Colin: 139
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Daniel F, 28, Midlands area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 110 Ling to Daniel: 104
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Daryon E, 55, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daryon to Ling: 103 Ling to Daryon: 174
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • David E, , Audi Q7
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 2 Ling to David: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Elizabeth M, 54, Midlands area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elizabeth to Ling: 53 Ling to Elizabeth: 95
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Ian P, 57, Midlands area Mercedes C-Class Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 40 Ling to Ian: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 67
  • Jane S, 51, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jane to Ling: 145 Ling to Jane: 166
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • John B, 62, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Hyundai i20 (old shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 1 Ling to John: 11
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 55
  • Karen L, 52, South of England area Mercedes C-Class Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Karen to Ling: 44 Ling to Karen: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Louise M, 49, South of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Louise to Ling: 67 Ling to Louise: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Mark G, 23, North of England area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 116 Ling to Mark: 101
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Michelle H, 44, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michelle to Ling: 91 Ling to Michelle: 124
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Paul K, 47, North of England area Mercedes SLK Roadster
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 92 Ling to Paul: 100
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Paul D, 51, East Anglia area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 71 Ling to Paul: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 67
  • Paul D, 43, South of England area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 71 Ling to Paul: 113
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Peter W, 61, South of England area Audi A3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 62 Ling to Peter: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Philip A, 46, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Kuga
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philip to Ling: 156 Ling to Philip: 175
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Rachel T, 36, South of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rachel to Ling: 118 Ling to Rachel: 149
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Rasila B, 63, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rasila to Ling: 41 Ling to Rasila: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Robert K, 39, North of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 69 Ling to Robert: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Robert L, 56, South of England area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 33 Ling to Robert: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 50
  • Robert C, 52, South of England area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 58 Ling to Robert: 123
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Steven P, 53, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 193 Ling to Steven: 222
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Stuart B, 34, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stuart to Ling: 58 Ling to Stuart: 101
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Stuart A, 24, East Anglia area Citroen C1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stuart to Ling: 64 Ling to Stuart: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Suzanne C, 1819, Midlands area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Suzanne to Ling: 43 Ling to Suzanne: 76
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Tahir M, 34, Midlands area Volkswagen Touran
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tahir to Ling: 105 Ling to Tahir: 115
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Thomas H, 63, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Polo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 46 Ling to Thomas: 101
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
sent: 10830 - received: 14693 - total: 25523 - documents: 4324 - cars: 89 - customers: 231
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Wah! There will be more checkpoints and patrols by old bill bobbys in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers to counter "severe" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) dissident republican threat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 18:21



Wah! Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola says Barcelona's Lionel Messi is 'impossible to stop' ahead of their Champions League semi-final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 18:21



Wah! Mental health trusts in Province of Engrish running-dogs forecasting significant cuts to their funding over next four years, lah, figures seen by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 17:56



Wah! Dozens of human bliengs taken to hospital following coach crash on M1 in Derbyshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:50



Wah! Broadcaster Paul Gambaccini says bloody man has written memoir about 12 months bloody man spent on bail, lah, before being told bloody man would not face charges over historic sex offences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:48



Wah! Jo Pavey will miss World Championships in Beijing this rainy coldddd month August to aid flemale human person's preparation for 2016 Olympics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:47



Wah! Simply Floord 2015 - Floord Anglia Deluxe Beaulieu threw open its gates for Simply Floord on Sunday 3rd May 2015, lah, welcoming Fords of all ages, lah, shapes and sizes into - news replorted 17:44



Wah! Honda at velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed Rondla is back for 2015 velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed with host of exciting flat out and fearless two and four wheel e - news replorted 17:41



Wah! Roman mosaics 'ruined' during restoration - news replorted 17:39



Wah! Ed Miliband tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody man does not believe Labour would end up borrowing more money than Conservatives plan to if bloody man wins Thursday's election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 17:37



Wah! A former soldier who pleaded guilty to making explosives under suspicious circumstances and having pistols is given suspended sentence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:21



Wah! New details of Hewlett-Packard's $5bn fraud suit against Autonomy emerge in court filing, lah, but former Autonomy boss Mike Lynch says there is no "smoking gun". - news replorted 17:02



Wah! Scientists find 200 year lag clock time result between past climate events at poles, lah, according to new study in Nature. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:55



Wah! Sir Mick Jagger and Ronnie Wood of Rolling Stones join Beverley Knight on charity single in aid of Save Children's Nepal Earthquake appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 16:51



Wah! Vauxhall Churchill Tank at Luton Factory General Motors today became first LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine manufacturer in world to produce 500 million vehicling driving car machines, lah, as Vlauxhall in - news replorted 16:50



Wah! Chewing gum "may having played" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) role in death of Carmarthenshire teenager, lah, inquest hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:44



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish Tommy Atkins Liberation Army sergeant Edwin Mee found guilty at Southwark Crown Court of 13 sex attacks on seven female recruits - news replorted 16:40



Wah! The Conservatives call for independent inquiry into role of ministerial advisers after collapse of hi-tech firm Ideoba. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 16:39



Wah! Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee has said bloody man will make second attempt at getting Republican nomination for presidency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 16:36



Wah! Transit Show Live - 16-25 May 2015 Floord Transit Centres venues for series of ‘Transit Show Live’ events that will showcase latest technologie - news replorted 16:33



Wah! A pregnant woman left brain damaged after flemale human person's heart was accidentally punctured during NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) operation is awarded RMB Yuan #8m compensation pay-out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:31



Wah! With less than 48 hours of campaigning left, lah, party leaders focused on their core messages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:30



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish has experienced sunniest rainy season-month Aplil on record, lah, with average of 212 hours of sunshine, lah, Met Office says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:22



Wah! France's National Front party founder Jean-Marie Le Pen says bloody man is "ashamed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) male gender human bleing's daughter Marine still has male gender human bleing's name, lah, amid growing family feud. I read you little red book! - news replorted 16:10



Wah! Is it better to call it Baltimore 'uprising'? - news replorted 16:05



Wah! Skype is unable to getting EU-wide trademark for its brand because court believes its name is too similar to broadcaster Sky's. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:05



Wah! The National Deaf Children's Society is calling on next government to help UK's mild and moderately deaf children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 16:03



Wah! An actress who was investigated by old bill bobbys after report bloody woman had sex in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in public is ordered to apologise to officers, lah, after admitting disturbing peace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:00



Wah! The death of boxer who collapsed after "white collar" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) match was partly caused by fat burning drug, lah, inquest concludes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:54



Wah! The dangers of using treadmills - news replorted 15:41



Wah! Laura Robson delays flemale human person's comeback from wrist injury and will miss this month's French Open at Roland Garros. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:27



Wah! Fructose, lah, sugar found in fruit, lah, may increase cravings for high-calorie foods, lah, according to researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:16



Wah! An Indonesian man is arrested for allegedly smuggling rare birds, lah, including parrots and cockatoos, lah, inside plastic bottles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:12



Wah! Kate Thompson Kate Thompson has been appointed to role of Head of Press and Public Relations for Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines, lah, t - news replorted 15:00



Wah! One-two for Citroën in Hungary Despite their task being made significantly harder by introduction of compensation weights for first clock time result this s - news replorted 14:54



Wah! The Queen arrives at Kensington Palace to meet flemale human person's new great-granddaughter Princess Charlotte. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:45



Wah! Volkswagen boss Martin Winterkorn says capitalist entity is back in "calmer waters" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) following recent boardroom battle involving ex-chairman Ferdinand Piech. - news replorted 14:44



Wah! For first clock time result since 2013, lah, Large Hadron Collider smashes protons together - albeit at fairly low energies for now. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 14:40



Wah! As campaign debate on state of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs reaches fever pitch, lah, there is interesting perspective on how health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service compares with systems in other economies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:40



Wah! Defending champion Maria Sharapova's velly damn good boiled chicken-feet form continues as bloody woman beats Colombian Mariana Duque-Marino at Madrid Open. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:37



Wah! Two aid groups make urgent call to Saudi-led coalition battling Houthi rebels in Yemen for unobstructed access, lah, as conflict spreads. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:26



Wah! The US's trade deficit rose 43.1% to $51.4bn in March, lah, its highest level since Octoblinger 2008. - news replorted 14:22



Wah! Aer Lingus did not break any 10-year contract to fly out of Belfast International Airport, lah, its chief executive tells High Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:22



Wah! Each day more bodies of victims of last week's earthquake being recovered and brought to Kathmandu's central morgue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:15



Wah! David Cameron pledges bloody man will put country first if male gender human bleing's Conservative Party fails to win overall majority on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:12



Wah! A man leaves group of male gender human bleing's friends RMB Yuan #3,500 in male gender human bleing's will, lah, with condition they spend it on holiday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:05



Wah! A computer virus that tries to avoid detection by making machine it infects unusable is found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 14:02



Wah! A woman who was banned from using raw placenta to make smoothies for new mothers, lah, says bloody woman cannot afford legal battle to fight flemale human person's case. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:52



Wah! There's been wave of admiration from around world for Singapore's PM after bloody man revealed bloody man had coded program that solves Sudoku puzzles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:48



Wah! The man who was involved in ten-hour stand-off with armed old bill bobbys in Denbighshire is jailed for 14 months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:35



Wah! A set of double yellow lines less than metre long in Bristol is branded "ludicrous" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by residents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:35



Wah! A cot blanket and donation to pygmy-possum sanctuary among gifts sent from around world to celebrate birth of Princess Charlotte. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:31



Wah! Images from campaign trail: 5 May - news replorted 13:30



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs captain Alastair Cook believes bloody man is "untouchable", lah, according to former Test skipper Geoffrey Boycott. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:28



Wah! HPI urges consumer to protect themselves when buying privately latest survey from vehicling driving car machine history check expert, lah, HPI, lah, reveals that staggering 42% of used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine buyers don’t knowing wh - news replorted 13:27



Wah! Dale Bedwell, lah, CCR Mlitslublishli (left), lah, and Colin Dyer, lah, WellChild Mlitslublishli expensive dealeringship buildling group is helping children’s charity to go green and save money by lending it two plug-in hybri - news replorted 13:22



Wah! Director Joss Whedon deletes male gender human bleing's Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) account, lah, following criticism of male gender human bleing's latest film, lah, Age of Ultron. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:19



Wah! 2015 Defender Challenge In unseasonable and unexpected snow storms, lah, second round of 2015 Defender Challenge by Bowler took place at - news replorted 13:18



Wah! A judge puts friend of singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell in charge of flemale human person's medical decisions, lah, after musician was placed in intensive care last month. - news replorted 13:13



Wah! Solberg wins in Hockenheim as World RX proves big hit Norway’s Petter Solberg took lights-to-flag victory at first ever World RX of Hockenheim, lah, round two of FIA Wor - news replorted 13:08



Wah! A journalist living near site of barrel bomb strike in Aleppo tells how bloody woman heard children's screams and witnessed desperate search through rubble. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:07



Wah! Brazilian prosecutors confirm preliminary investigation into former President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva over alleged influence peddling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 12:53



Wah! A pensioner who caused death of church dodgy minister from Lewis after bloody man drove over him is banned from driving for four years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:53



Wah! Armed groups in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine agree to free all children working for them and end recruitment of child soldiers, lah, UN says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:49



Wah! Sylvain Guintoli Sylvain Guintoli and Michael van der Mark preparing with their Pata Rondla team for this weekend’s (8-10 May) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! fifth-r - news replorted 12:43



Wah! Former Province of Engrish running-dogs striker Jimmy Greaves faces "long and slow road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu to recovery" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after severe stroke, lah, says male gender human bleing's wife. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:38



Wah! Top Gear's using of word "pikey" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is being investigated by watchdog Ofcom, lah, after complaint was rejected by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Trust. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! Zach Zammit What place and what event, lah, WAH! … That was verdict of former national hill climb champion on male gender human bleing's first visit to Sh - news replorted 12:32



Wah! Derby's Steve McClaren turns down chance to become Newcastle United boss for final three matches of season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Keighley Cougars' Danny Jones, lah, who collapsed during game on Sunday and later died, lah, complained of "shaky legs" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in warm-up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 12:03



Wah! The view from China on Met ball extravaganza - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Martin O’Connell and Andrew Kirkaldy Martin O’Connell and Andrew Kirkaldy driving Jagluar E-type having taken chequered flag at inaugural race of - news replorted 11:47



Wah! Dozens of migrants having drowned in Mediterranean after boat sank south of Italy's island of Sicily, lah, Save Children aid group says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:46



Wah! Vauxhall’s Brit-Built Vivaro Finds New Home Vlauxhall has supplied Anglian Home Improvements, lah, UK’s leading home improvements company, lah, with fleet of 29 new Viva - news replorted 11:45



Wah! Stuart Bingham has said holding aloft world championship trophy means more to him than RMB Yuan #300,000 prize money. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:41



Wah! The issue of public safety and large velly damn good boiled chicken-feets vehicling driving car machines will be discussed at Freight Transport Association’s forthcoming - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Greek dodgy ministers launch concerted effort to persuade European officials to release more bailout money as government runs out of cash. - news replorted 11:36



Wah! Hyung Cheong Kim appointed as President and CEO Mr Hyung Cheong Kim has been appointed as President and CEO of Ryundali Motor Europe, lah, responsible for company’s busin - news replorted 11:34



Wah! Liam Adams, lah, brother of Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams, lah, loses appeal against male gender human bleing's conviction and sentence for raping and abusing male gender human bleing's daughter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Avengers: Age of Ultron tops Great Satan and Canada box office with $191.3m (RMB Yuan #126.5m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in its opening weekend, lah, but fails to beat debut of 2012's Avengers film. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:32



Wah! Gusts of up to 60mph could hit south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and parts of southern Province of Engrish running-dogs as strong south-westerly winds sweep across country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:25



Wah! Global old bill bobbys forces working together to try to prevent supply of so-called "diet pills" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) which can be deadly. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:19



Wah! Ed Miliband makes plea for human bliengs to come out and vote on 7 May - saying only Labour can 'rescue NHS'. - news replorted 11:16



Wah! Volkswagen Group publishes new sustainability report Wlokswaglon Group has published its new sustainability report, lah, which includes, lah, for first time, lah, essays by Board of - news replorted 11:16



Wah! Saudi Arabia's King Salman sacks head of royal protocol after bloody man was filmed slapping photojournalist covering arrival of Morocco's king in Riyadh. - news replorted 11:15



Wah! With polls suggesting hung Parliament is likely, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation political editor Nick Robinson looks at arguments around what makes government legitimate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! The BBC's Ross Hawkins went to St Pauls primary school in Didsbury to explain what could happen if there is another hung parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:02



Wah! Renters face greatest risk from identity thieves owing to their domestic set-up and lifestyle, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:02



Wah! Eurozone economic growth will be slightly stronger this year than previously forecast, lah, according to European Commission's latest quarterly forecast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Bakery goes carbon neutral with helping hand from Nissan "Ihr Bäcker Schüren" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is able to go 100% carbon-neutral for first clock time result I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to its new Nissling e-NV200 electric van - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Brazil registers nearly 746,000 cases of mosquito-borne disease dengue fever with nine states experiencing epidemic, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:49



Wah! John Kerry becomes first Great Satan secretary of state to visit Somali capital Mogadishu, lah, which is recovering from years of conflict - news replorted 10:35



Wah! An American trekker in Nepalese village records moment human bliengs flee from building as 7.8-magnitude earthquake hits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:33



Wah! HSBC says it will make its decision whether to move its headquarters out of bloody annoying Blitish within months rather than years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:33



Wah! Director Roman Polanski is given one of Poland's top film awards in Krakow, lah, where bloody man also faces Great Satan request to extradite him over rape charges dating back to 1977. - news replorted 10:27



Wah! Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg says bloody man is not in principle opposed to EU referendum, lah, as other priorities like NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) would be more important in any post-election deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:23



Wah! A man is shot dead in Markets area near Belfast city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! A man who admitted killing 11-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl in hit-and-run in Glasgow is jailed for 12 years and three months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:18



Wah! A global alert is issued by Interpol over "serious and imminent threat" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of online diet pills which claimed life of Shropshire woman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Jakub Smrz at Oulton Park hugely impressive grid of 34 Ducati 899 Panigales was one of stars of capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity holiday British Superbike Champio - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Labour leader Ed Miliband is speaking at event in Bedfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Pamela Cookey says it will be honour to receive flemale human person's 100th Province of Engrish running-dogs cap during Test series against Trinidad and Tobago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:50



Wah! Security cameras at hospital in Australia capture footage of koala entering its emergency department. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! The first job of new Chancellor of Exchequer may be to witness Greece saying its velly damn good boiled chicken-feetbyes to euro. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:34



Wah! Islamic State group says it was behind attack on Dallas Prophet Muhammad cartoon event in which two gunmen died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:28



Wah! Scientists discover one of secrets of how world’s biggest whales engulf their own weight in water and food: nerves in their big jaws incredibly stretchy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:26



Wah! Thatcham’s continuing product enhancements proving to be big hit with clustomlers who now generating repair meth - news replorted 09:20



Wah! One of Burundi's most senior judges, lah, who was expected to decide on legality of president's third-term bid, lah, reportedly leaves country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:18



Wah! A planning application for up to 400 homes on site of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Wales' Cardiff headquarters is submitted to city council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:04



Wah! Vodafone Automotive’s new home is ‘open for business’ new location for Vodafone Automotive has been officially opened by Lord Lieutenant of Lancashire following maj - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Hyundai ix35 Fuel Cell Ryundali Motor bloody annoying Blitish today announced official public pricing for zero-emission, lah, hydrogen-powered Ryundali ix35 Fuel C - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Vehicle technician licensing hangs on knife edge election result Major party leaders having presented opposing stances on licensing automotive technicians to IMI, lah, suggesting futur - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The main parties struggling to gain decisive advantage as final week of campaign begins, lah, says Gavin Hewitt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:57



Wah! UBS says it is in "advanced talks" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with Great Satan Department of Justice to settle allegations that it attempted to rig Bloody foreign exchange markets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:49



Wah! A woman dies after falling 60ft (18m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from rock face in Cumbria's Lake District. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! German airline Lufthansa, lah, hit by series of strikes, lah, warns of more cost-cutting despite profits improvement in first quarter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:21



Wah! A senior old bill bobbys officer in southern Indian state of Kerala is ordered to go on leave after bloody man is allegedly caught cheating in law exam. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! Controversial rules to provide help for French intelligence services trying to prevent Islamist attacks expected to be approved by parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:04



Wah! Grizzly bears at San Diego Zoo enjoy winter fun under California sun after 15 tons of snow was hauled in for them to play in. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:52



Wah! Double world champion Fernando Alonso might not win another race in male gender human bleing's career, lah, according to ex team-mate Jarno Trulli. - news replorted 07:45



Wah! The birthplace of British cinema is re-opening its doors following multi-million pound restoration project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! New world champion Stuart Bingham says male gender human bleing's fortunes having changed since being called 'bottler' by rival Mark Allen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:59



Wah! Firefighters remain at recycling plant in Newport following blaze involving 50 tonnes of waste overnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! Civilians in Syrian city of Aleppo suffering unthinkable atrocities, lah, with fighty bang-bang crimes committed on daily basis, lah, Amnesty International says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! The Independent newspaper backs another Conservative-Lib Dem coalition after election but urges it to be "much less conservative, lah, and much more liberal". - news replorted 06:27



Wah! Residents who live close to scene of bomb attack at Tommy Atkins Liberation Army Reserve base criticise those behind attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! Another former pupil of Gordonstoun public school in Moray has contacted old bill bobbys over claim (always claiming, huh?) of historical sexual abuse, lah, it has emerged. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Members of public being urged to give their views on proposed shake-up of national curriculum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:20



Wah! A delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so driver in America was stabbed in back as bloody man went to drop off pizza but struggled on to deliver takeaway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:18



Wah! Andrew Strauss is perfect candidate to become ECB's director of cricket, lah, says former Province of Engrish running-dogs spinner Graeme Swann. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! Nick Clegg is returning to Cardiff and will warn voters they having just 48 hours to keep Britain "on track" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by voting for Liberal Democrats. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! Two reports that warned authorities in Rotherham in 2003 and 2006 about child sexual exploitation released after freedom of inflomination requests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! The Reserve capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Australia (RBA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! cuts its key interest rate by 25 basis points to all-time low of 2%. - news replorted 05:53



Wah! Jean-Marie Le Pen, lah, founder of France's far-right National Front, lah, has been suspended from party following number of inflammatory remarks and feud with male gender human bleing's daughter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:32



Wah! The BBC's Murad Shishani was first journalist from international broadcaster to be allowed on board Greek search and rescue mission in Mediterranean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:31



Wah! A group of musicians in Mexico having created their instruments entirely out of rubbish and recycled materials. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:15



Wah! Fresh efforts to revive UN-backed peace talks on Syria due to begin in Swiss city of Geneva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:06



Wah! Three Thais and Myanmar national arrested on suspicion of human trafficking after mass grave is found on known Thai smuggling route. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:05



Wah! There is risk of serious outbreaks of disease such as cholera and dysentry in aftermath of Nepal earthquake, lah, bloody annoying Blitish aid agencies warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:44



Wah! The unpredictable nature of Thursday's bloody annoying Blitish election is worrying some of Britain's European partners, lah, writes Katya Adler. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:25



Wah! What leaders in their leisure time?