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LIVE Customers!

LIVE leasing customer stats, graphs and tables! - here

This is a list of all the new cars currently being ordered by my customers. To prove this, I match customer first name to cars. Customer lists are further down the page.

These cars are between initial proposal and delivery in my system. When delivered, they disappear from this list.

Why do I show you this?
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Progress of my Customers
31 customers applying; proposed to finance...
6 customers recently accepted by funders...
142 customers waiting for documents raising...
48 customers just about to get their cars...

WHAT IS "LINGO"?

Extended Validation Security

A vault stores secure documents

"I especially like the 'LINGO' pages"
Michael Gummery
Hereford
"Service outstanding & your LINGO very good."
Colin Kersley
Oban
"LINGO is really efficient and easy to use."
Deborah Barlow
Battisford

Lingo is my secure online customer management system. Every customer has their own area to enable full discussion of new car supply. Response times are shown below in the black box.

Your LINGO page is automatically created when you order a car. No one else in the uk motor industry has such a thing!

LIVE Cars being ordered

Ordered by: Alan J
Ordered by: Aman S, Christopher L, Patrick M, Richard W, Andrew D, Catherine A, David K, David G, Gary S, Graham R, John K, John M, Keith H, Lee H, Linda C, Luke O, Michael M, Reece B, Richard W, Robert N, Sonia P, Steve C, Steven P, Timothy W
Ordered by: AYMAN K, Christos P
Ordered by: Barry L, Craig S
Ordered by: Caroline E, Adam H, David A, Doran A, Mark O
Ordered by: Colin B
Ordered by: Dale K
Ordered by: Darren M
Ordered by: Howard H, Jonathan H
Ordered by: Iain M, Nicola H, Louisa W, Sean D, Moira N, Nicholas M
Ordered by: Jason S, Mark M, Peter R, Suzanne F
Ordered by: Jeremy D, Laura B, Kate C, Darryl R, David M, John M, Mark G, Mark J, Richard O, Shivani B, Dominique H
Ordered by: John D, Jonathan M, Roger W, Narinderjit J
Ordered by: Lynn P, Amanda C, Jennifer S, Michael S
Ordered by: Marie F, Claire F
Ordered by: Michael M
Ordered by: Myles R, Nichole G, Gary P, Helena E, Jeremy M, Jonathan L, Keith B, Matthew F, Michael C, Philip D, Rebecca G, Shaun D, Stephen M, Christine K, Filipe F, James F, Richard F, Richard M
Ordered by: Natalie C, Sally L, Alan P, Darren S, David H, GARY S, Gillian L, Helen V, James W, Jason S, John E, Jonny B, Karl F, Kathleen S, Lee D, Lynn C, Mohamed R, Rachel B, Richard G, Richard W, Sarahjane M, Simon B, Derek M, Georgina T, Kate P, Luke S, Rachel J, Rebecca H, Steve F, Steven T
Ordered by: Philip C
Ordered by: Raymond A
Ordered by: Sumithra M, Douglas B, Nakai M, Paul C, Robert P, Andrew S, Clare M, Kenneth P, Paul R, Paul H
Ordered by: Toqueer M
Ordered by: Darrell T, Cristopher B, Elliot L
Ordered by: Mark H
Ordered by: Peter D, Andrew E, Darren M, Ian B, Ian B, Mark H, Martin S, Michael G, Gavin S, Matthew H, Ramadan B, Scott G
Ordered by: Victoria A
Ordered by: Alex B, Courtney L, David C, John B, Keith K, Beverley S
Ordered by: Andres K, Mark K
Ordered by: Beverley M
Ordered by: Bobby
Ordered by: Carl T
Ordered by: Chris D, Christopher R, Fiona M, John R, Rebecca P
Ordered by: Christian B
Ordered by: Clare C, Gavin H, Gillan B, Lisa A
Ordered by: Craig B, Philippa T
Ordered by: Dale D, Daniel T, John G
Ordered by: Damilola A, Graeme C, Tom M, Andrew P, Mark M
Ordered by: David T
Ordered by: David H
Ordered by: Dawn H, Ian G
Ordered by: Edith L
Ordered by: Elizabeth M
Ordered by: Emma W, John T, Pritpal C
Ordered by: Felicity B
Ordered by: Gary M
Ordered by: Gregor M, Matthew P
Ordered by: Harry B, Mark M, Spencer H, Stephen W
Ordered by: Jonathan K
Ordered by: Justin E
Ordered by: Karl R
Ordered by: Kevan D, Wesley M
Ordered by: Kevin O
Ordered by: Lee J, Matthew C, David B
Ordered by: Michael M, Andrew M
Ordered by: Paul B
Ordered by: Scott G
Ordered by: Sharon A
Ordered by: Stephanie D
Ordered by: Steven E
Ordered by: Yanos S
Ordered by: Alan W, Stuart M
Ordered by: Andrew B, Kevin E
Ordered by: Barnaby H, Deborah G, Lorna R
Ordered by: David E
Ordered by: John B
Ordered by: Malcolm R, Teresa O
Ordered by: Mark B
Ordered by: Michael J

31 customers applying; proposed to finance...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Alan J, , Ford Fiesta (Old Shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 2 Ling to Alan: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Aman S, 30, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Aman to Ling: 9 Ling to Aman: 16
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Ayman K, 28, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Transit Courier
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ayman to Ling: 3 Ling to Ayman: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Barry L, 31, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet
    SECURE MESSAGES - Barry to Ling: 2 Ling to Barry: 3
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Caroline E, 31, North of England area Citroen DS3 Cabrio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Caroline to Ling: 13 Ling to Caroline: 24
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Christopher L, 38, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 4 Ling to Christopher: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Christos P, 32, Ford Transit Courier
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christos to Ling: 2 Ling to Christos: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Colin B, 51, South of England area Chevrolet Captiva
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 2 Ling to Colin: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Dale K, 30, South of England area Audi A1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dale to Ling: 2 Ling to Dale: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Darren M, 26, Northern Ireland area Vauxhall Mokka
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darren to Ling: 5 Ling to Darren: 7
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Howard H, 65, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Navara
    SECURE MESSAGES - Howard to Ling: 1 Ling to Howard: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Iain M, 43, North of Scotland area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Iain to Ling: 2 Ling to Iain: 9
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Jason S, 42, South of England area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jason to Ling: 8 Ling to Jason: 17
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Jeremy D, 39, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jeremy to Ling: 27 Ling to Jeremy: 22
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • John D, ,
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    10.0004810072{main}( )../customers.php:0
    20.74877841264region_for_postcode( )../customers.php:381
    30.74877841424cache_result( )../customers.php:191
    40.74877849160cache_function( )../caching_functions.php:123
    50.74877849240call_user_func_array ( )../caching_functions.php:29
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    70.74947850928mysql_result ( )../customers.php:198
    area
    Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 2 Ling to John: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Jonathan M, 37, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 8 Ling to Jonathan: 21
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Laura B, 35, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Laura to Ling: 4 Ling to Laura: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Lynn P, 58, Wales area Skoda CitiGo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lynn to Ling: 13 Ling to Lynn: 15
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Marie F, 27, North of England area Renault Clio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Marie to Ling: 5 Ling to Marie: 10
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Michael M, 27, Midlands area Audi TT RS Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 2 Ling to Michael: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Myles R, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Myles to Ling: 4 Ling to Myles: 3
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Natalie C, 36, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Natalie to Ling: 37 Ling to Natalie: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Nichole G, 26, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nichole to Ling: 2 Ling to Nichole: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Nicola H, 39, West Country area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicola to Ling: 3 Ling to Nicola: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Patrick M, 42, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Patrick to Ling: 3 Ling to Patrick: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Philip C, 48, Midlands area Toyota Yaris Hybrid
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philip to Ling: 7 Ling to Philip: 9
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Raymond A, 52, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Touareg
    SECURE MESSAGES - Raymond to Ling: 9 Ling to Raymond: 30
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Richard W, 37, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 27 Ling to Richard: 31
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Sally L, 52, West Country area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sally to Ling: 4 Ling to Sally: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Sumithra M, 37, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sumithra to Ling: 7 Ling to Sumithra: 8
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Toqueer M, 49, Midlands area Mercedes SL-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Toqueer to Ling: 4 Ling to Toqueer: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS

6 customers recently accepted by funders...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Darrell T, 33, South of England area Mercedes GLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darrell to Ling: 15 Ling to Darrell: 20
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Kate C, 35, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kate to Ling: 10 Ling to Kate: 23
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Mark H, 40, South of England area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 8 Ling to Mark: 19
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Mark M, 35, North of England area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 23 Ling to Mark: 24
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Peter D, 52, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 2 Ling to Peter : 24
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 54
  • Victoria A, 36, North of England area Honda Civic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Victoria to Ling: 21 Ling to Victoria: 21
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8

142 customers waiting for documents raising...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Adam H, 46, North of Scotland area Citroen DS3 Cabrio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 92 Ling to Adam: 117
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 51
  • Alan P, 45, North of Scotland area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 40 Ling to Alan: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 43
  • Alex B, 36, Midlands area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alex to Ling: 34 Ling to Alex: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Amanda C, 42, South of England area Skoda CitiGo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Amanda to Ling: 37 Ling to Amanda: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Andres K, 46, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mitsubishi Outlander
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andres to Ling: 109 Ling to Andres: 123
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Andrew E, 36, North of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 20 Ling to Andrew: 31
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Andrew D, 33, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 32 Ling to Andrew: 31
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Beverley M, 42, Midlands area Citroen DS3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Beverley to Ling: 43 Ling to Beverley: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 68
  • Bobby , 51, South of England area BMW 4-Series Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Bobby to Ling: 40 Ling to Bobby: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 43
  • Carl T, 55, Midlands area Skoda Superb Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Carl to Ling: 32 Ling to Carl: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Catherine A, 27, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Catherine to Ling: 31 Ling to Catherine: 28
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Chris D, 39, South of England area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Chris to Ling: 83 Ling to Chris: 145
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Christian B, 28, South of England area Volvo S60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christian to Ling: 42 Ling to Christian: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Christopher R, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 48 Ling to Christopher: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Clare C, 38, Central Scotland area Nissan Note
    SECURE MESSAGES - Clare to Ling: 40 Ling to Clare: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Courtney L, 34, South of England area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Courtney to Ling: 29 Ling to Courtney: 30
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Craig B, 42, East Anglia area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 90 Ling to Craig: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Craig S, 48, Midlands area Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 39 Ling to Craig: 59
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Cristopher B, 33, North of England area Mercedes GLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Cristopher to Ling: 28 Ling to Cristopher: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Dale D, 43, Midlands area BMW 3-Series Gran Tourismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dale to Ling: 60 Ling to Dale: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Damilola A, 46, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Damilola to Ling: 36 Ling to Damilola: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Daniel T, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area BMW 3-Series Gran Tourismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 35 Ling to Daniel: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Darren S, 44, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darren to Ling: 97 Ling to Darren: 94
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Darren M, 44, North of Scotland area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darren to Ling: 33 Ling to Darren: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Darryl R, 42, Midlands area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Darryl to Ling: 32 Ling to Darryl: 22
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • David T, 54, South of England area Smart ForTwo Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 77 Ling to David: 178
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • David H, 63, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Toyota Prius
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 35 Ling to David: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • David H, 47, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 64 Ling to David: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • David K, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 29 Ling to David: 24
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • David M, 42, North of Scotland area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 44 Ling to David: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • David C, 46, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 30 Ling to David: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • David G, 37, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 105 Ling to David: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • David A, 46, North of Scotland area Citroen DS3 Cabrio
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 28 Ling to David: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Dawn H, , Citroen C4 Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dawn to Ling: 19 Ling to Dawn: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Doran A, 32, South of England area Citroen DS3 Cabrio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Doran to Ling: 50 Ling to Doran: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Douglas B, 35, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Douglas to Ling: 35 Ling to Douglas: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Edith L, 61, Central Scotland area Seat Ibiza Sport Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Edith to Ling: 79 Ling to Edith: 96
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Elizabeth M, 76, North of Scotland area Hyundai i10
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elizabeth to Ling: 70 Ling to Elizabeth: 91
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Elliot L, 34, East Anglia area Mercedes GLA-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elliot to Ling: 35 Ling to Elliot: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 45
  • Emma W, 37, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Emma to Ling: 17 Ling to Emma: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Felicity B, 54, South of England area Kia Ceed
    SECURE MESSAGES - Felicity to Ling: 37 Ling to Felicity: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Fiona M, 54, North of Scotland area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Fiona to Ling: 81 Ling to Fiona: 145
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Gary S, 51, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 56 Ling to Gary: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Gary P, 45, Central Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 23 Ling to Gary: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Gary S, 49, Wales area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 34 Ling to Gary: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 52
  • Gary M, 46, South of England area Mazda 3 Fastback
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 18 Ling to Gary: 23
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Gavin H, 35, East Anglia area Nissan Note
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gavin to Ling: 29 Ling to Gavin: 31
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Gillan B, 28, North of England area Nissan Note
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gillan to Ling: 11 Ling to Gillan: 31
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Gillian L, 65, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gillian to Ling: 92 Ling to Gillian: 104
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 39
  • Graeme C, 34, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graeme to Ling: 37 Ling to Graeme: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Graham R, 42, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Graham to Ling: 48 Ling to Graham: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Gregor M, 36, North of Scotland area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gregor to Ling: 33 Ling to Gregor: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 42
  • Harry B, 35, Midlands area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Harry to Ling: 61 Ling to Harry: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Helen V, 39, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Helen to Ling: 164 Ling to Helen: 112
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Helena E, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Helena to Ling: 23 Ling to Helena: 22
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Ian G, 48, North of England area Citroen C4 Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 46 Ling to Ian: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Ian B, 35, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 9 Ling to Ian: 30
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Ian B, 35, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 46 Ling to Ian: 87
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • James W, 35, West Country area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 48 Ling to James: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Jason S, 43, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jason to Ling: 37 Ling to Jason: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Jennifer S, 36, North of England area Skoda CitiGo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jennifer to Ling: 42 Ling to Jennifer: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Jeremy M, 46, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jeremy to Ling: 38 Ling to Jeremy: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • John G, 54, Yorkshire and Lancashire area BMW 3-Series Gran Tourismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 62 Ling to John: 79
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • John E, 46, North of Scotland area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 32 Ling to John: 46
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • John K, 36, West Country area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 33 Ling to John: 31
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • John R, 57, North of Scotland area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 88 Ling to John: 95
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • John M, 50, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 21 Ling to John: 21
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • John B, 46, South of England area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 56 Ling to John: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • John M, 44, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 16 Ling to John: 26
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • John T, 51, South of England area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 64 Ling to John: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Jonathan K, 36, South of England area Alfa Romeo Mito
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 35 Ling to Jonathan: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Jonathan L, 44, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 55 Ling to Jonathan: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Jonathan H, 30, North of England area Nissan Navara
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 70 Ling to Jonathan: 87
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Jonny B, 24, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonny to Ling: 209 Ling to Jonny: 186
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Justin E, 50, South of England area Jaguar XF Sportbrake
    SECURE MESSAGES - Justin to Ling: 18 Ling to Justin: 56
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Karl R, 45, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Karl to Ling: 46 Ling to Karl: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Karl F, 41, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Karl to Ling: 52 Ling to Karl: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Kathleen S, 32, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kathleen to Ling: 26 Ling to Kathleen: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Keith K, 53, South of England area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Keith to Ling: 27 Ling to Keith: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 51
  • Keith H, 43, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Keith to Ling: 33 Ling to Keith: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 46
  • Keith B, 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Keith to Ling: 52 Ling to Keith: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Kevan D, 54, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevan to Ling: 32 Ling to Kevan: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Kevin O, 40, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo V60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevin to Ling: 49 Ling to Kevin: 84
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Lee D, 26, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 34 Ling to Lee: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Lee H, 42, North of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 32 Ling to Lee: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 53
  • Lee J, 30, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 36 Ling to Lee: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Linda C, 38, North of Scotland area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Linda to Ling: 20 Ling to Linda: 24
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Lisa A, 30, Central Scotland area Nissan Note
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lisa to Ling: 36 Ling to Lisa: 20
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Louisa W, 40, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Louisa to Ling: 19 Ling to Louisa: 28
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Luke O, 35, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Luke to Ling: 22 Ling to Luke: 25
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Lynn C, 38, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lynn to Ling: 69 Ling to Lynn: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Mark K, 38, North of Scotland area Mitsubishi Outlander
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 41 Ling to Mark: 26
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Mark G, 37, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 83 Ling to Mark: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Mark J, 47, Midlands area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 15 Ling to Mark: 21
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Mark H, 52, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 48 Ling to Mark: 112
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 43
  • Mark O, 40, Midlands area Citroen DS3 Cabrio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 103 Ling to Mark: 140
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 30
  • Martin S, 47, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 58 Ling to Martin: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Matthew F, 26, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 33 Ling to Matthew: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Matthew C, 47, South of England area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 20 Ling to Matthew: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Matthew P, 48, South of England area Hyundai ix35
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 24 Ling to Matthew: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Michael S, 49, South of England area Skoda CitiGo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 28 Ling to Michael: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Michael G, 47, Midlands area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 43 Ling to Michael: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Michael M, 53, North of England area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 28 Ling to Michael: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 78
  • Michael M, 31, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 78 Ling to Michael: 82
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 25
  • Michael C, 62, North of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 34 Ling to Michael: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Mohamed R, 49, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mohamed to Ling: 65 Ling to Mohamed: 115
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Nakai M, 31, Central Scotland area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nakai to Ling: 65 Ling to Nakai: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Paul C, 48, North of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 71 Ling to Paul: 102
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Paul B, 28, South of England area Peugeot 208 GTi
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 18 Ling to Paul: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 40
  • Peter R, 32, North of Scotland area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 35 Ling to Peter: 48
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Philip D, 42, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philip to Ling: 38 Ling to Philip: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Philippa T, 32, North of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philippa to Ling: 14 Ling to Philippa: 30
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Pritpal C, 29, Midlands area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Pritpal to Ling: 72 Ling to Pritpal: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Rachel B, 43, West Country area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rachel to Ling: 87 Ling to Rachel: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Rebecca G, 28, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rebecca to Ling: 43 Ling to Rebecca: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Rebecca P, 39, Midlands area Renault Captur
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rebecca to Ling: 52 Ling to Rebecca: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Reece B, 24, South of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Reece to Ling: 94 Ling to Reece: 101
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Richard G, 45, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 67 Ling to Richard: 96
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Richard W, 41, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 54 Ling to Richard: 79
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Richard W, 37, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 37 Ling to Richard: 31
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Richard O, 42, Midlands area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 34 Ling to Richard: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Robert N, 22, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 25 Ling to Robert: 22
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Robert P, 36, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 64 Ling to Robert: 121
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Roger W, 65, East Anglia area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Roger to Ling: 50 Ling to Roger: 50
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Sarahjane M, 43, East Anglia area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sarahjane to Ling: 50 Ling to Sarahjane: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Scott G, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - Scott to Ling: 91 Ling to Scott: 70
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 43
  • Sean D, 49, North of England area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sean to Ling: 42 Ling to Sean: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Sharon A, 47, Midlands area Citroen C1 airscape (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sharon to Ling: 24 Ling to Sharon: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 78
  • Shaun D, 44, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Shaun to Ling: 24 Ling to Shaun: 28
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Shivani B, 33, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Shivani to Ling: 48 Ling to Shivani: 101
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Simon B, 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 113 Ling to Simon: 132
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 53
  • Sonia P, 44, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sonia to Ling: 36 Ling to Sonia: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Stephanie D, 38, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephanie to Ling: 21 Ling to Stephanie: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Stephen M, 55, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephen to Ling: 41 Ling to Stephen: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Steve C, 38, Wales area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steve to Ling: 55 Ling to Steve: 111
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Steven P, 53, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 48 Ling to Steven: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Steven E, 22, Midlands area Renault Trafic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 80 Ling to Steven: 116
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Suzanne F, 32, Wales area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Suzanne to Ling: 45 Ling to Suzanne: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Timothy W, 47, Midlands area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Timothy to Ling: 26 Ling to Timothy: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Tom M, 29, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tom to Ling: 51 Ling to Tom: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Wesley M, 31, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Wesley to Ling: 21 Ling to Wesley: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Yanos S, 19, South of England area Volkswagen Up
    SECURE MESSAGES - Yanos to Ling: 16 Ling to Yanos: 22
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14

48 customers just about to get their cars...

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  • Alan W, 41, South of England area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 73 Ling to Alan: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Andrew M, 49, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 148 Ling to Andrew: 152
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Andrew B, 60, South of England area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 68 Ling to Andrew: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Andrew S, 45, Midlands area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 144 Ling to Andrew: 96
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Andrew P, 39, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 48 Ling to Andrew: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 75
  • Barnaby H, 36, South of England area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - Barnaby to Ling: 42 Ling to Barnaby: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Beverley S, 47, Midlands area Toyota Aygo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Beverley to Ling: 43 Ling to Beverley: 60
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8
  • Christine K, 47, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christine to Ling: 101 Ling to Christine: 109
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Claire F, 41, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Renault Clio
    SECURE MESSAGES - Claire to Ling: 76 Ling to Claire: 99
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Clare M, 55, North of Scotland area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Clare to Ling: 88 Ling to Clare: 135
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • David B, 57, Midlands area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 36 Ling to David: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • David E, , Audi Q7
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 2 Ling to David: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Deborah G, 46, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - Deborah to Ling: 77 Ling to Deborah: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Derek M, 31, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Derek to Ling: 68 Ling to Derek: 83
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Dominique H, 31, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dominique to Ling: 63 Ling to Dominique: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Filipe F, 34, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Filipe to Ling: 94 Ling to Filipe: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Gavin S, 36, North of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gavin to Ling: 52 Ling to Gavin: 102
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Georgina T, 25, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Georgina to Ling: 102 Ling to Georgina: 99
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • James F, 22, Midlands area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 71 Ling to James: 71
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • John B, 61, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Hyundai i20
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 1 Ling to John: 11
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 55
  • Kate P, 34, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kate to Ling: 45 Ling to Kate: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Kenneth P, 66, East Anglia area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kenneth to Ling: 51 Ling to Kenneth: 75
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Kevin E, 54, Midlands area Mazda CX-5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevin to Ling: 45 Ling to Kevin: 87
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 53
  • Lorna R, 19, South of England area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lorna to Ling: 55 Ling to Lorna: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Luke S, 24, Midlands area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Luke to Ling: 94 Ling to Luke: 130
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Malcolm R, 41, North of Scotland area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Malcolm to Ling: 51 Ling to Malcolm: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Mark M, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 55 Ling to Mark: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 52
  • Mark B, 31, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Fabia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 60 Ling to Mark: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Mark M, 32, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 109 Ling to Mark: 158
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Matthew H, 50, North of Scotland area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 85 Ling to Matthew: 110
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 56
  • Michael J, 40, South of England area Seat Leon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 57 Ling to Michael: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Moira N, 45, South of England area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Moira to Ling: 49 Ling to Moira: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Narinderjit J, 55, South of England area Fiat 500
    SECURE MESSAGES - Narinderjit to Ling: 99 Ling to Narinderjit: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Nicholas M, 50, South of England area Citroen C1 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 36 Ling to Nicholas: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Paul R, 32, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 34 Ling to Paul: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Paul H, 46, Midlands area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 115 Ling to Paul: 86
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Rachel J, 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rachel to Ling: 93 Ling to Rachel: 105
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Ramadan B, 47, South of England area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ramadan to Ling: 84 Ling to Ramadan: 112
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Rebecca H, 35, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rebecca to Ling: 60 Ling to Rebecca: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Richard F, 45, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 54 Ling to Richard: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Richard M, 40, Midlands area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 77 Ling to Richard: 103
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Scott G, 36, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Scott to Ling: 116 Ling to Scott: 120
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 43
  • Spencer H, 43, South of England area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Spencer to Ling: 74 Ling to Spencer: 107
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Stephen W, 58, East Anglia area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephen to Ling: 73 Ling to Stephen: 111
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Steve F, 39, South of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steve to Ling: 99 Ling to Steve: 96
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Steven T, 43, North of England area Nissan Juke (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Steven to Ling: 42 Ling to Steven: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Stuart M, 47, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Focus ST
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stuart to Ling: 55 Ling to Stuart: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Teresa O, 54, South of England area Nissan Micra
    SECURE MESSAGES - Teresa to Ling: 84 Ling to Teresa: 88
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
sent: 10379 - received: 13058 - total: 23437 - documents: 4479 - cars: 68 - customers: 227
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Wah! Reggae singer John Holt, lah, who was famed for writing and singing original version of Blondie's hit Tide is High, lah, dies aged 69. - news replorted 16:44



Wah! Former Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 1 host Mike Read defends song bloody man has written in support of UKIP after bloody man is accused of racism on social media. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 16:43



Wah! A nurse claim (always claiming, huh?) "heartbreaking" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) levels of low morale driving staff out of profession - news replorted 16:43



Wah! A man is jailed for four weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) for sending anti-Semitic tweet to Liverpool Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Luciana Berger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 16:42



Wah! Crash repair experts Thatcham Research having announced details of their latest repair inflomination packages, lah, which for - news replorted 16:42



Wah! Sushanth with male gender human bleing's Suzluko Hayabusa Sushanth Shetty is aiming to set new record by riding male gender human bleing's Suzluko Hayabusa from bloody annoying Blitish to India in fastest overland - news replorted 16:39



Wah! Toyota: Euopean vehicling driving car machine prodiction passes nine million units Toyotla is one of Japan’s best-known businesses, lah, but its status as global manufacturer is witnessed by fact its veh - news replorted 16:37



Wah! A powerful explosion at chemical plant in rebel-held city of Donetsk in eastern Ukraine has reverberated across city including a meeting of pro-Russian separatist leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:36



Wah! The Great Satan has paid dozens of exiled Nazi fighty bang-bang criminals millions of dollars in social benefits after forcing them to leave country, lah, new report finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:34



Wah! A Polish MEP joins bloody annoying Blitish Independence Party's Eurosceptic grouping, lah, restoring its status in European Parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:33



Wah! Ed Balls says owners of properties worth between RMB Yuan #2m and RMB Yuan #3m will pay extra RMB Yuan #250 month in "mansion tax" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) under future Labour government - with higher rates for higher value homes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:14



Wah! MK Dons player Antony Kay collects new Suzluko SX4 S-Cross Milton Keynes Dons footballer, lah, Antony Kay, lah, has been handed keys to brand new SX4 S-Cross crossover by Lel Neave, lah, G - news replorted 16:00



Wah! Martina Navratilova slams International Tennis Federation's "silence" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after one of its members mocks Williams sisters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:58



Wah! Kamui Kobayashi admitted to being "seriously troubled" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about safety of male gender human bleing's Caterham during Russian GP weekend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 15:58



Wah! A man is found guilty of murdering male gender human bleing's identical twin in drunken argument on New Year's Eve. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:54



Wah! Ahmed Abu Khattala, lah, suspected ringleader of September 2012 raid on Great Satan diplomatic Mandleson privatising post machine system in Libyan city of Benghazi, lah, has pleaded not guilty to all charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:51



Wah! Vito Mannone's offer to refund fans after 8-0 away defeat may be too complicated to take up, lah, says Sunderland fanzine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:39



Wah! Celtic goalkeeper Lukasz Zaluska is assaulted in street while on night out in Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 15:39



Wah! What social media insults against law? - news replorted 15:30



Wah! A serious fire at Didcot power station destroyed three cooling towers. Eating rice!! Jon Kay reports from helicopter above scene in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:29



Wah! Some paedophiles with images of child abuse will escape prosecution, lah, head of National crime (shoud shoot them) Agency says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:28



Wah! Citroën’s Business Centre network is holding special ‘Van Fortnight’ sales event from 20 Octoblinger to 3 November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 15:28



Wah! Funding of RMB Yuan #5.4 million awarded today by Department for Business, lah, Innovation and Skills (BIS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will help six bloody annoying Blitish autom - news replorted 15:24



Wah! The cousin of Anni Dewani, lah, who was killed while on honeymoon in South Africa, lah, tells court bloody woman was "suspicious" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of Anni's husband. I read you little red book! - news replorted 15:15



Wah! 24 hours of news images: 20 Octoblinger - news replorted 15:03



Wah! There having been some skirmishes around Syrian town of Kobane between Islamic State and Kurdish forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:03



Wah! Watchdog Ofcom says Radio 1 was wrong to broadcast swearing during live sets from Lily Allen and Ed Sheeran at Big Weekend in Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 15:00



Wah! Aberdeen is among nominees for Carbuncle award, lah, given to "most dismal town in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land". - news replorted 14:38



Wah! Sri Lanka will hold early presidential elections in January, lah, government dodgy minister says, lah, with President Mahinda Rajapaksa expected to seek third term. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 14:32



Wah! Birmingham City sack manager Lee Clark and male gender human bleing's assistant Steve Watson with club 21st in Championship. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 14:28



Wah! NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Province of Engrish running-dogs's chief to give male gender human bleing's five-year vision for health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service - news replorted 14:28



Wah! A young doctor from Cardiff returns to west Africa to help fight spread of Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 14:10



Wah! Global health body under fire over Ebola - news replorted 14:02



Wah! A public awareness campaign is being launched to highlight carrier-bag charge which has come into force in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 14:02



Wah! A new report claim (always claiming, huh?) that government will fail to meet its child poverty reduction targets by 2020. - news replorted 13:50



Wah! Johnny Hawkins, lah, Mark Karkeek and Nick George South West Water has created bespoke ‘Leak Detection Team’, lah, previously outsourced to demonstrate its commitment to thi - news replorted 13:50



Wah! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep international Gareth Bale is facing race to be fit for Wednesday's Champions League game at Liverpool. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:47



Wah! Official results from Bolivia's presidential election confirm incumbent president Evo Morales has won third term in office and will govern until 2020. - news replorted 13:42



Wah! Zambia's President Michael Sata, lah, 77, lah, flies abroad for medical check-up amid persistent speculation that bloody man is seriously ill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:40



Wah! Indian footballer Peter Biaksangzuala dies from injuries bloody man suffered after landing awkwardly when bloody man celebrated goal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:36



Wah! UKIP claim (always claiming, huh?) Tories behind phone calls from fake political pollsters in Rochester and Strood by-election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:28



Wah! The Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Audit Office is examining details of pay-off worth more than RMB Yuan #330,000 to Pembrokeshire council's chief executive, lah, after ruling cash payments to him in lieu of pension contributions to be unlawful. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:28



Wah! Two men kissing on London (capital of Great England) bus claim (always claiming, huh?) they were shouted at by driver to getting off as it was "disgusting". - news replorted 13:25



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Panorama has gained unique access inside Taliban stronghold, lah, little more than hour's controlling in driving manner from capital, lah, Kabul. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:24



Wah! Blood from survivors of Ebola virus is being used to treat patients suffering from disease. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:21



Wah! The record for largest all-female skydive formation has been broken by 117 women in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:21



Wah! Google announces changes to its search engine in attempt to curb online piracy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:16



Wah! The number of children in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land living in poverty has risen over last year but remains lower than in many parts of UK, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:11



Wah! The husband of singer and X Factor judge Cheryl Fernandez-Versini accepts substantial privacy damages over "very upsetting" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) magazine article. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:10



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's Moeen Ali and Ravi Bopara hope to inspire next generation of UK-born Asian cricketers to become professionals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:04



Wah! The capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs has stopped automated system of transfers of large amounts of money between banks owing to technical problem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:01



Wah! Sweden widens its search in waters off Stockholm amid suspicions that Russian submarine might be lurking there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:53



Wah! Suspected militant Islamists slaughter human bliengs in three villages in northern Nigeria, lah, despite government announcing truce agreement, lah, residents say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:47



Wah! New technology makes it easy to record private written-down messages on dead tree embarrassing politicians unaware their words would go viral. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:43



Wah! A man is arrested after 35 five human bliengs hurtee-hurtee in collision involving double decker bus and LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in Hertfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! Gale force winds and heavy rain expected to affect most areas of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo arrives in Britain, lah, Met Office warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! Images from book All you tellibly lovely custlingmer could wanting to knowing about most famous and popular high performance sidedraught carbs. Eating rice!! Covers strip and rebuil - news replorted 12:36



Wah! Edinburgh lock Grant Gilchrist will captain ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land in autumn internationals against Argentina, lah, New Zealand and Tonga. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:35



Wah! Wayne Gardner will be at Regent Street Motor Show trio of true legends from world of Grand Prix motorcycle racing – Freddie Spencer, lah, Wayne Gardner and Christian Sar - news replorted 12:32



Wah! Britain's drinking culture has sparked worrying rise in liver disease deaths, lah, warn health officials. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:28



Wah! Toyota Fuel Cell vehicling driving car machine In Running For New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Honour Expectation is building for market launch of Toyota’s fuel cell vehicling driving car machine with hydrogen-powered saloon included in - news replorted 12:27



Wah! A Star Wars sci-fi convention has been set up for human bliengs with disabilities. Eating rice!! Feel Force Day was set up so that as many human bliengs as possible could access and experience Star Wars - news replorted 12:25



Wah! Top Gear for Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally GB Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Top Gear Magazine’s Ollie Marriage is champing at bit to take on legendary forests and trails of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally - news replorted 12:21



Wah! A fire alarm forces TV presenter Lorraine Kelly to evacuate studio during flemale human person's live ITV show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 12:20



Wah! New eBook – Citroën DS – Design Icon most radical of Citroën’s idiosyncratic offerings, lah, DS was sensational when introduced in 1955. Twenty years and - news replorted 12:13



Wah! A 90-earth-years old happy birthday to you, retired forensic pathologist gives evidence in trial of man accused of murdering two teenage girls 37 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:05



Wah! Aerial footage shows extent of damage caused by fire at Didcot B power station in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:58



Wah! Nigel Foxhall, lah, James Barclay (centre) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! with Silvano Celi final round of British Superbike Championship saw Dainese, lah, Official Safety Partner for series host ex - news replorted 11:55



Wah! Winds gusting at 70mph having been forecast as tail end of Hurricane Gonzalo hits bloody annoying Blitish on Tuesday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:49



Wah! Anthony Davidson Merceding-Blend F1 W04 Festival of Speed 2014 velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood is delighted to announce provisional dates for both Festival of Speed and Revival meeting in 2015. - news replorted 11:47



Wah! A long-term campaigner for right to die starved herself to death over five weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) because bloody woman could not having flemale human person's life ended legally. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Outgoing European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso dismisses Grant Shapps "bureaucrat" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) jibe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Mexican federal old bill bobbys put in charge of security in towns surrounding Iguala, lah, city where 43 students went missing more than three weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:42



Wah! Amnesty International finds evidence of atrocities committed by both warring sides in eastern Ukraine, lah, but not on scale reported by Russia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! A man accused of decapitating male gender human bleing's wife in their west London (capital of Great England) home pleads not guilty to murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! Prof Brian Cox muses on whether life here on Earth is unique within Milky Way and what this might mean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:29



Wah! A Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs woman who was caught with RMB Yuan #1.5m of cocaine in Peru is to feature in adverts warning about dangers of drug smuggling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:27



Wah! An annual pumpkin festival in Keene, lah, New Hampshire, lah, turned violent as event descended into night of rioting. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:26



Wah! Jerry Clist (left) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and Peter Thompson electric vehicling driving car machines taking part in this year’s MPG Marathon demonstrated how cost effective and reliable they were by - news replorted 11:25



Wah! A plan to raise cash to make router that hides what human bliengs online has been suspended after questions were raised about project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! A school which has allowed its head teacher to go on holiday during term clock time result says decision is "appropriate". - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Actress Lynda Bellingham's career on screen - news replorted 11:12



Wah! The housing market is "sitting on plateau", lah, lenders' group has said, lah, despite renewed competition between providers on mortgage rates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! What Car? LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year 2015 Reader Award What Car? is asking its readers to vote for LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine they believe will be most exciting of 2015, lah, as part of 38th - news replorted 11:08



Wah! China says 'No' to Dumbledore - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Duke and Duchess of Cambridge confirm their second baby is due in rainy season-month Aplil next year - news replorted 10:45



Wah! Turkey is to allow Iraqi Kurdish fighters to cross Syrian border to Kobane to fight Islamic State militants, lah, its Bloody foreign dodgy minister says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:42



Wah! How can migration be limited without affecting freedom of movement? - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Ducati at Brands Hatch This weekend (17-19 October) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! signalled successful return to British Superbike grid for Ducati, lah, as newly-formed L - news replorted 10:38



Wah! The Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate RS6 and Merceding-Blend R-Class more likely to suffer suspension damage than any other cars in UK, lah, according t - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Lord Lieutenant Presents Tom Pryce Memorial Trophy RNLI Porthdinllaen Lifeboat Station was venue for this year’s Tom Pryce Memorial Trophy and Automotive Achievement - news replorted 10:29



Wah! All Civil service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service employees will be entitled to full parental pay from rainy season-month Aplil 2015, lah, Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg will announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:23



Wah! Continental WinterContact TS 850 P As partner in excellence at Mercedes-Benz World, lah, Continental Tyres is offering motorists chance to experience di - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Sam Randon and Jack Tissington, lah, South Derbyshire charity Me&Dee, lah, has partnered with Michelin Clio Cup Race Series podium finisher Sam Randon to help pro - news replorted 10:17



Wah! QPR manager Harry Redknapp says Adel Taarabt is "three stone overweight" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and says midfielder is "not fit to play football". - news replorted 10:14



Wah! Red Bull Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate RS 5 DTM #7 (Audi Sport Team Abt Sportsline) Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate is best manufacturer in 2014 DTm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! With one-two-three victory in finale at Hockenheim brand with t - news replorted 10:03



Wah! Japan's Trade and Industry dodgy minister Yuko Obuchi resigns and is swiftly followed by Justice dodgy minister Midori Matsushima. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Bin and refuse collection in Gwynedd will now be every three weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) instead of every fortnight, lah, as controversial scheme gets under way. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Audi RS 7 piloted driving concept At DTM season finale, lah, Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate demonstrated sheer fascination of piloted driving. No spitting in damn website!!! Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate RS 7 piloted driving conc - news replorted 09:54



Wah! Ruth Eglin, lah, Abi Sherratt and Natalie Nuttall, lah, who all suffered mental health problems related to their pregnancies, lah, spoke to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about their experiences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish old bill bobbys sergeant Paul Sherridan was in Himalayas for Nepal's worst ever trekking disaster and helped many trekkers to safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Super League champions St Helens name club legend Keiron Cunningham as their new head coach after Nathan "Dear Leader" Brown's departure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:37



Wah! One of Pakistan's top charity leaders has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody man is heartbroken after being robbed at gunpoint. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:34



Wah! Alan Milburn, lah, government's ant-poverty tsar, lah, says three largest Westminster parties all need to more to tackle social mobility. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:32



Wah! Changes in rules surrounding pensions could lead to more human bliengs being persuaded to transfer their savings to risky investment schemes, lah, some of which may be fraudulent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! IMI calls for licensing of retail motor trade Institute of Motor Industry (IMI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is calling on Government to license automotive retail sector, lah, as it releas - news replorted 09:16



Wah! A teenage girl dies after collapsing during silly kick-kick game match in Lancashire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah! British actress and presenter Lynda Bellingham, lah, who had cancer, lah, has died aged 66, lah, flemale human person's agent has confirmed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:44



Wah! Peyton Manning breaks NFL record for touchdown passes as bloody man helping-helping Denver Broncos thrash San Francisco 49ers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:35



Wah! On ground at League of Legends World Championship's final - news replorted 08:30



Wah! Australian parliament U-turn on segregating women in burkas - news replorted 08:30



Wah! Drivers could benefit if savings from drop in petrol and diesel wholesale prices passed on, lah, but Petrol Retailers' Association says smaller forecourts could suffer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Tens of thousands of fans turn out to watch competitors play each other at League of Legends World Championship in Seoul, lah, South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:21



Wah! The World Health Organisation is expected to declare Nigeria officially free of Ebola on Monday, lah, after six weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) with no new cases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:19



Wah! A financial services capitalist entity is to invest up to RMB Yuan #100m in project to build power-generating tidal lagoon in Swansea Bay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:07



Wah! Indonesia's new President Joko Widodo officially starts in top job today, lah, but pushing through male gender human bleing's reform programme won't be easy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:05



Wah! Since it first appeared on World Rally Championship calendar in 1991, lah, Rally de España has been won by all of Citroën - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Greene King raises its offer for Spirit Pub Company, lah, owner of Chef & Brewer chain, lah, which indicates it will accept bid if other details can be worked out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:46



Wah! Investors seeking funding from bloody annoying Blitish government for ambitious plan to import solar energy generated in North Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! Over 400 scans and x-rays cancelled across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as radiographers hold four-hour strike on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Two mythical creatures, lah, giant spider and huge dragon, lah, having faced one another in battle at Beijing's Olympic Park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Over 620 IT jobs being promised for south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep by Canadian IT firm, lah, as LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine parts firm adds 220 to its workforce too. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Firefighters investigating cause of major blaze at Didcot B power station in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Strong winds and rain expected in many parts of bloody annoying Blitish on Tuesday as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo hit, lah, forecasters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:59



Wah! A two-year old girl is being treated in hospital after suspected assault in County Armagh. - news replorted 06:41



Wah! Battle of Bogside in 1969 by Gilles Caron - news replorted 06:36



Wah! Leaders of Northern Ireland's four main churches to meet political leaders at Stormont later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:29



Wah! The mother who helped flemale human person's son flee IS in Syria - news replorted 06:23



Wah! Five of UK's biggest price comparison sites accused of "hiding" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) best energy deals from consumers by one of their rivals - news replorted 06:23



Wah! Firefighters investigating cause of major blaze at Didcot B power station in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:32



Wah! A new law that would allow terminally-ill patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to be given untested medicines moves step closer after receiving government backing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:08



Wah! Australia reverses rule which would having restricted access to parliament building in Canberra for women wearing full-face Islamic veils. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:57



Wah! Joko Widodo, lah, winner of Indonesia's presidential election in July, lah, is set to be inaugurated as leader of South East Asian nation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:17



Wah! US military aircraft drop weapons, lah, ammunition and medical supplies to Kurdish fighters battling IS militants in key Syrian town of Kobane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:32



Wah! The Liverpool homes where Beatles grew up - news replorted 03:08



Wah! The clock time result when average age of death was zero - news replorted 03:03



Wah! Scientists at MIT working on trying to create "superhuman vision". - news replorted 02:50



Wah! The WHO is expected to declare Nigeria free from Ebola on Monday with no reported cases of virus for six weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) due to rapid and thorough response from healthcare professionals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! The outgoing European Commission president is to call on pro-European politicians in bloody annoying Blitish to make more positive case for staying in EU. - news replorted 02:26



Wah! The stand-off between protesters and old bill bobbys continues in Mong Kok, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, Hong Kong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! Pro-democracy activists criticise written-down messages on dead tree by Hong Kong leader CY Leung, lah, who says "external forces" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) involved in protests in territory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:15



Wah! A key meeting of Super-Duper-Chinese-State Communist Party leaders focusing on rule of law and fighting corruption is due to begin in Beijing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out examines whether health fears over plastic food packaging justified and asks if BPA should be banned in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:28



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out looks at High Court ruling that doctors must ask patients or their relatives whether they wanting to be resuscitated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Japanese Trade and Industry dodgy minister Yuko Obuchi submits flemale human person's resignation amid allegations of political funds misuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Thousands of residents in community of St George having signed petition urging creation of new city separate to Baton Rouge. What the hell I mean??!! bad schools or race motivation? - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Rare glimpse of militants' camp at gateway to Kabul - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Controversial opera prompts protests in New York - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Prison officer cuts having left prison system in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep "in crisis", lah, says Howard League for Penal Reform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out meets young woman whose extremely rare illness - Kleine-Levin Syndrome - causes flemale human person's to sleep for weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) on end. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Why being brilliant is not enough at work - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Getting into groove with Australia's last record maker - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Scandalous tales from British embassy in Paris - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Comments on David Cameron's plans to cap EU migration and government anti-poverty "failures" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) make front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! WW1 fighter pilots who navigated using school atlas - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Less than quarter of human bliengs trust their Membling Partiamentary expense cheater to represent them, lah, but overwhelming majority of politicians believe they trusted, lah, surveys suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Starting pay for new recruits has been rising strongly, lah, according to latest data on ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's labour market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Society is paying "shocking" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) price for poor mental health care for pregnant women and new mothers in UK, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has produced computer game called 'The Doctor and Dalek', lah, as part of Make it Digital initiative to getting more young human bliengs into computer coding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! A public awareness campaign is being launched to highlight carrier bag charge which has come into force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy will grow by 2.4% next year, lah, well below 3.1% growth expected this year, lah, forecasting group EY Item Club says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Ford is creating 318 new jobs Floord is investing additional RMB Yuan #190 million at its Dagenham London (capital of Great England) site to produce all-new advanced technology 2.0-l - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Male and female civil servants will be entitled to full parental pay from rainy season-month Aplil 2015, lah, Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg is to announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



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