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LIVE Customers!

LIVE leasing customer stats, graphs and tables! - here

This is a list of all the new cars currently being ordered by my customers. To prove this, I match customer first name to cars. Customer lists are further down the page.

These cars are between initial proposal and delivery in my system. When delivered, they disappear from this list.

Why do I show you this?
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    customers in process!
Progress of my Customers
30 customers applying; proposed to finance...
6 customers recently accepted by funders...
98 customers waiting for documents raising...
28 customers just about to get their cars...

WHAT IS "LINGO"?

Extended Validation Security

A vault stores secure documents

"I especially like the 'LINGO' pages"
Michael Gummery
Hereford
"Service outstanding & your LINGO very good."
Colin Kersley
Oban
"LINGO is really efficient and easy to use."
Deborah Barlow
Battisford

Lingo is my secure online customer management system. Every customer has their own area to enable full discussion of new car supply. Response times are shown below in the black box.

Your LINGO page is automatically created when you order a car. No one else in the uk motor industry has such a thing!

LIVE Cars being ordered

Ordered by: Adam S, Amy J, Alison B, Colin M, Elizabeth S, John Y, Matthew S, Matthew B
Ordered by: Alan W
Ordered by: Alan J
Ordered by: Alexander B
Ordered by: Anthony H
Ordered by: Christopher P, Richard K
Ordered by: Colin B
Ordered by: Daniel S
Ordered by: David B
Ordered by: Divyesh P, Samuel S
Ordered by: Franck D
Ordered by: Howard H
Ordered by: James A, Jonathan W
Ordered by: Joanne T, Briony M, Gavin S, Julie B, Matthew S
Ordered by: Justine D, Yvette E, Gwyn P, Mairi F, Regan V
Ordered by: Karen W, Michelle B, Sally P, Mark R
Ordered by: Kate B, Rachael M, Vinay K
Ordered by: Marek P
Ordered by: Margaret W, Sabina B, Sarah Q, Christopher T, Kevin K, Mark W, Matthew P, Ross M, Thomas V, Anne B, David B, Deborah M
Ordered by: Neil W
Ordered by: Paul G, Colm F, Gary M, Joanne M, Jonathan G
Ordered by: Richard B, Andrew B, Robert N, Stuart C, Gary S, Paul H
Ordered by: Sasha J, Bernadette T, Gareth C, Iain M, Ian T, Neil W
Ordered by: Shaun A, Caroline W
Ordered by: Yussuf M
Ordered by: Gareth D, Rosemarie F
Ordered by: Ged
Ordered by: Thomas R, Gary P, Ged , Mel D, Nicholas M, Paul D, Simon C
Ordered by: , Charles F, Stuart W
Ordered by: Adam W
Ordered by: Amanda C
Ordered by: Andrew C, Anthony H, Peter N, Suzanne N, Paul B
Ordered by: Ashley B
Ordered by: Ashley L, Christopher R, David C, Martin H, Stephen K, Sophie L
Ordered by: Bradley S, Carl P
Ordered by: Brian M
Ordered by: Bruno C
Ordered by: Carlo B, Holly G, Marvin R, Nicholas K, Nicholas S, Ashleigh B
Ordered by: Colin S
Ordered by: Colin M
Ordered by: Daniel A, Tony , Craig N, Nicholas M
Ordered by: David R, Stephanie B
Ordered by: David M, Courtney W
Ordered by: David B
Ordered by: Dawn H
Ordered by: Elliott W
Ordered by: Ged , Hugh S, Katie M
Ordered by: Ina G, Joanne A
Ordered by: Jacqueline M
Ordered by: James R, Rebecca B
Ordered by: John S
Ordered by: Kate C
Ordered by: Katie W, Samantha R
Ordered by: Kevin N
Ordered by: Lee H
Ordered by: Michael J, Chris S
Ordered by: Michelle F
Ordered by: Nikolas P
Ordered by: Oliver F
Ordered by: Paul D
Ordered by: Peter A, Philip A
Ordered by: Philip D
Ordered by: Philippa Q
Ordered by: Scott S
Ordered by: Thomas B
Ordered by: Tonya V
Ordered by: Victoria W
Ordered by: Adrian F
Ordered by: Andrew S
Ordered by: Andrew H
Ordered by: Chris A
Ordered by: David E
Ordered by: John B
Ordered by: Leigh G
Ordered by: Matthew M
Ordered by: Peter F
Ordered by: Richard J

30 customers applying; proposed to finance...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Adam S, 54, North of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 4 Ling to Adam: 6
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Alan W, 40, Midlands area Seat Leon (from 2017)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 16 Ling to Alan: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Alan J, , Ford Fiesta (Old Shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alan to Ling: 2 Ling to Alan: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Alexander B, 41, South of England area Nissan Micra (to 2016)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alexander to Ling: 6 Ling to Alexander: 9
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Anthony H, 33, South of England area Audi A3 Sportback
    SECURE MESSAGES - Anthony to Ling: 6 Ling to Anthony: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Christopher P, 41, South of England area Hyundai Tucson
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 3 Ling to Christopher: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Colin B, 54, South of England area Chevrolet Captiva
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 2 Ling to Colin: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Daniel S, 34, Seat Leon ST (from 2017)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 22 Ling to Daniel: 16
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 56
  • David B, 56, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke Nismo
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 12 Ling to David: 13
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Divyesh P, 29, Midlands area Volkswagen Scirocco
    SECURE MESSAGES - Divyesh to Ling: 4 Ling to Divyesh: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • Franck D, 42, Central Scotland area Citroen Space Tourer
    SECURE MESSAGES - Franck to Ling: 2 Ling to Franck: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 3
  • Howard H, 67, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Navara
    SECURE MESSAGES - Howard to Ling: 1 Ling to Howard: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 1
  • James A, 52, Midlands area Skoda Yeti Outdoor
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 10 Ling to James: 7
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 47
  • Joanne T, 37, Midlands area Volkswagen Polo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joanne to Ling: 6 Ling to Joanne: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Justine D, 45, Midlands area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Justine to Ling: 2 Ling to Justine: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Karen W, 51, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Karen to Ling: 3 Ling to Karen: 21
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Kate B, 37, Midlands area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kate to Ling: 4 Ling to Kate: 13
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Marek P, 40, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mini Hatch
    SECURE MESSAGES - Marek to Ling: 4 Ling to Marek: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Margaret W, 58, North of Scotland area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Margaret to Ling: 8 Ling to Margaret: 10
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 55
  • Michelle B, 44, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michelle to Ling: 2 Ling to Michelle: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Neil W, 50, North of England area Jaguar XF
    SECURE MESSAGES - Neil to Ling: 1 Ling to Neil: 3
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 88
  • Paul G, 42, South of England area Skoda Kodiaq
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 5 Ling to Paul: 4
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Richard B, 48, Central Scotland area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 11 Ling to Richard: 21
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 2
  • Sabina B, 38, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sabina to Ling: 4 Ling to Sabina: 5
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Samuel S, 17, Midlands area Volkswagen Scirocco
    SECURE MESSAGES - Samuel to Ling: 2 Ling to Samuel: 10
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Sarah Q, 47, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sarah to Ling: 1 Ling to Sarah: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Sasha J, 42, South of England area Skoda Superb Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sasha to Ling: 2 Ling to Sasha: 5
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Shaun A, 44, North of England area Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - Shaun to Ling: 8 Ling to Shaun: 4
    NO SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS
  • Yussuf M, 50, South of England area Ford Transit Custom
    SECURE MESSAGES - Yussuf to Ling: 4 Ling to Yussuf: 21
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 60
  • Yvette E, 48, South of England area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Yvette to Ling: 19 Ling to Yvette: 23
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 8

6 customers recently accepted by funders...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • Amy J, 33, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Amy to Ling: 16 Ling to Amy: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Bernadette T, 45, North of England area Skoda Superb Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Bernadette to Ling: 24 Ling to Bernadette : 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 5
  • Gareth D, 33, Wales area Fiat Panda
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gareth to Ling: 11 Ling to Gareth: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 61
  • Ged , 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Audi A6
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ged to Ling: 8 Ling to Ged: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 69
  • Richard K, 57, Midlands area Hyundai Tucson
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 20 Ling to Richard: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Thomas R, 25, South of England area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 14 Ling to Thomas: 20
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20

98 customers waiting for documents raising...

Lingo- meter
QUOTE PROPOSED ACCEPTED ORDER DOCS DELIVERY
CUSTOMER CAR ORDER PROGRESS GRAPH
  • , 45, South of England area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - to Ling: 46 Ling to : 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 45
  • Adam W, 46, Yorkshire and Lancashire area BMW 3-Series Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adam to Ling: 48 Ling to Adam: 72
  • Alison B, 39, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Alison to Ling: 15 Ling to Alison: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 46
  • Amanda C, 57, South of England area Mini Convertible
    SECURE MESSAGES - Amanda to Ling: 43 Ling to Amanda: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 65
  • Andrew C, 39, Midlands area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 27 Ling to Andrew: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 46
  • Andrew B, 35, West Country area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 59 Ling to Andrew: 103
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 69
  • Anthony H, 37, Midlands area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Anthony to Ling: 34 Ling to Anthony: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 61
  • Ashley B, 51, Midlands area Peugeot 208
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ashley to Ling: 29 Ling to Ashley: 47
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Ashley L, 31, Midlands area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ashley to Ling: 29 Ling to Ashley: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • Bradley S, 36, South of England area Ford Mondeo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Bradley to Ling: 59 Ling to Bradley: 107
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 43
  • Brian M, 53, Central Scotland area Peugeot 3008 (new shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Brian to Ling: 17 Ling to Brian: 27
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Briony M, 42, Midlands area Volkswagen Polo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Briony to Ling: 17 Ling to Briony: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Bruno C, 56, Midlands area Citroen C1 Airscape
    SECURE MESSAGES - Bruno to Ling: 23 Ling to Bruno: 44
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 95
  • Carl P, 36, South of England area Ford Mondeo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Carl to Ling: 59 Ling to Carl: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Carlo B, 37, East Anglia area Seat Ibiza
    SECURE MESSAGES - Carlo to Ling: 49 Ling to Carlo: 87
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 44
  • Caroline W, 51, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan X-Trail
    SECURE MESSAGES - Caroline to Ling: 68 Ling to Caroline: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Charles F, 79, Midlands area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Charles to Ling: 48 Ling to Charles: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Christopher T, 52, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 54 Ling to Christopher: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Christopher R, 56, West Country area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Christopher to Ling: 59 Ling to Christopher: 49
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
  • Colin S, 55, Midlands area Kia Niro
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 52 Ling to Colin: 64
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 57
  • Colin M, 51, South of England area Volvo V40 Cross Country
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 37 Ling to Colin: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Colin M, 53, North of Scotland area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colin to Ling: 16 Ling to Colin: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Colm F, 67, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Kodiaq
    SECURE MESSAGES - Colm to Ling: 26 Ling to Colm: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Daniel A, 43, Midlands area Audi A4
    SECURE MESSAGES - Daniel to Ling: 70 Ling to Daniel: 82
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • David C, 38, South of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 35 Ling to David: 57
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 61
  • David R, 54, North of Scotland area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 18 Ling to David: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • David M, 48, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 79 Ling to David: 127
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 26
  • David B, 58, South of England area Mazda 6
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 20 Ling to David: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Dawn H, 51, Midlands area Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
    SECURE MESSAGES - Dawn to Ling: 25 Ling to Dawn: 40
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 77
  • Elizabeth S, 30, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elizabeth to Ling: 74 Ling to Elizabeth: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 41
  • Elliott W, 23, South of England area Seat Ateca
    SECURE MESSAGES - Elliott to Ling: 53 Ling to Elliott: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Gareth C, 37, South of England area Skoda Superb Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gareth to Ling: 31 Ling to Gareth: 38
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Gary M, 48, South of England area Skoda Kodiaq
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 37 Ling to Gary: 35
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 51
  • Gary P, 59, South of England area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 21 Ling to Gary: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 43
  • Gavin S, 37, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volkswagen Polo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gavin to Ling: 51 Ling to Gavin: 66
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Ged , 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ged to Ling: 4 Ling to Ged: 26
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 70
  • Ged , 43, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ged to Ling: 6 Ling to Ged: 22
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 69
  • Holly G, 28, Midlands area Seat Ibiza
    SECURE MESSAGES - Holly to Ling: 26 Ling to Holly: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Hugh S, 61, Midlands area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Hugh to Ling: 43 Ling to Hugh: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 6
  • Iain M, 47, North of Scotland area Skoda Superb Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Iain to Ling: 53 Ling to Iain: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 52
  • Ian T, 50, South of England area Skoda Superb Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ian to Ling: 24 Ling to Ian: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Ina G, 48, South of England area Skoda Fabia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ina to Ling: 62 Ling to Ina: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Jacqueline M, 51, North of Scotland area Mercedes CLS-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jacqueline to Ling: 35 Ling to Jacqueline: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • James R, 45, North of Scotland area Audi A1
    SECURE MESSAGES - James to Ling: 55 Ling to James: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 14
  • Joanne M, 39, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Skoda Kodiaq
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joanne to Ling: 24 Ling to Joanne: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Joanne A, 44, Midlands area Skoda Fabia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Joanne to Ling: 39 Ling to Joanne: 99
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 40
  • John Y, 46, Midlands area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 34 Ling to John: 48
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • John S, 61, North of England area Mercedes CLA-Shooting Brake (2017)
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 36 Ling to John: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 37
  • Jonathan G, 53, South of England area Skoda Kodiaq
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 17 Ling to Jonathan: 28
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Jonathan W, 42, South of England area Skoda Yeti Outdoor
    SECURE MESSAGES - Jonathan to Ling: 59 Ling to Jonathan: 89
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Julie B, 42, South of England area Volkswagen Polo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Julie to Ling: 60 Ling to Julie: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Kate C, 37, South of England area Volvo XC90
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kate to Ling: 45 Ling to Kate: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Katie W, 32, South of England area Citroen C3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Katie to Ling: 15 Ling to Katie: 23
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Katie M, 36, South of England area Mercedes A-Class
    SECURE MESSAGES - Katie to Ling: 57 Ling to Katie: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Kevin K, 57, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevin to Ling: 28 Ling to Kevin: 54
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Kevin N, 50, North of England area Citroen C4 Cactus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Kevin to Ling: 58 Ling to Kevin: 72
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Lee H, 44, North of England area Volkswagen Golf R
    SECURE MESSAGES - Lee to Ling: 65 Ling to Lee: 104
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 89
  • Mark W, 43, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 34 Ling to Mark: 42
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Martin H, 48, Central Scotland area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Martin to Ling: 30 Ling to Martin: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 51
  • Marvin R, 42, South of England area Seat Ibiza
    SECURE MESSAGES - Marvin to Ling: 31 Ling to Marvin: 39
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 48
  • Matthew P, 37, Midlands area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 34 Ling to Matthew: 41
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 4
  • Matthew S, 33, South of England area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 25 Ling to Matthew: 36
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 78
  • Matthew B, 35, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Qashqai
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 23 Ling to Matthew: 33
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Matthew S, 33, South of England area Volkswagen Polo
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 41 Ling to Matthew: 53
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 79
  • Mel D, 52, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mel to Ling: 36 Ling to Mel: 62
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 59
  • Michael J, 32, South of England area Audi A4 Avant
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michael to Ling: 55 Ling to Michael: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Michelle F, 37, South of England area Vauxhall Astra Hatch
    SECURE MESSAGES - Michelle to Ling: 36 Ling to Michelle: 118
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Neil W, 50, North of England area Skoda Superb Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Neil to Ling: 27 Ling to Neil: 32
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 88
  • Nicholas M, 58, Wales area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 16 Ling to Nicholas: 33
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 42
  • Nicholas K, 59, East Anglia area Seat Ibiza
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 96 Ling to Nicholas: 103
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 31
  • Nicholas S, 23, Midlands area Seat Ibiza
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 35 Ling to Nicholas: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 7
  • Nikolas P, 28, Central Scotland area Audi A6 Avant
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nikolas to Ling: 35 Ling to Nikolas: 43
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Oliver F, 34, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Seat Ibiza Sport Coupe
    SECURE MESSAGES - Oliver to Ling: 37 Ling to Oliver: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Paul D, 61, Midlands area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 31 Ling to Paul: 58
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Paul D, 52, South of England area Skoda Octavia
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 62 Ling to Paul: 65
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Peter A, 42, South of England area Audi A3 Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 25 Ling to Peter: 29
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 40
  • Peter N, 53, South of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 106 Ling to Peter: 178
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 27
  • Philip D, 45, South of England area Volkswagen Golf (Mk7)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philip to Ling: 70 Ling to Philip: 92
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 36
  • Philip A, 48, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Audi A3 Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philip to Ling: 37 Ling to Philip: 37
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 54
  • Philippa Q, 43, West Country area Ford EcoSport
    SECURE MESSAGES - Philippa to Ling: 44 Ling to Philippa: 78
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 42
  • Rachael M, 43, North of England area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rachael to Ling: 47 Ling to Rachael: 74
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 23
  • Rebecca B, 25, Wales area Audi A1
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rebecca to Ling: 20 Ling to Rebecca: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Robert N, 63, South of England area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Robert to Ling: 78 Ling to Robert: 115
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Rosemarie F, 51, South of England area Fiat Panda
    SECURE MESSAGES - Rosemarie to Ling: 28 Ling to Rosemarie: 34
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 28
  • Ross M, 36, North of Scotland area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ross to Ling: 23 Ling to Ross: 23
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 19
  • Sally P, 42, South of England area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sally to Ling: 37 Ling to Sally: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 22
  • Samantha R, 25, North of England area Citroen C3
    SECURE MESSAGES - Samantha to Ling: 38 Ling to Samantha: 45
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 59
  • Scott S, 31, North of Scotland area Honda CR-V
    SECURE MESSAGES - Scott to Ling: 41 Ling to Scott: 51
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Simon C, 54, Midlands area Mercedes E-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Simon to Ling: 48 Ling to Simon: 55
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Stephen K, 44, North of England area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephen to Ling: 89 Ling to Stephen: 119
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Stuart C, 41, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stuart to Ling: 55 Ling to Stuart: 153
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 29
  • Suzanne N, 33, North of England area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Suzanne to Ling: 29 Ling to Suzanne: 69
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Thomas B, 42, West Country area Volkswagen Touran
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 37 Ling to Thomas: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 44
  • Thomas V, 28, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Thomas to Ling: 83 Ling to Thomas: 91
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 12
  • Tony , 52, South of England area Audi A4
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tony to Ling: 32 Ling to Tony : 46
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 49
  • Tonya V, 41, Midlands area Mercedes C-Class Saloon
    SECURE MESSAGES - Tonya to Ling: 65 Ling to Tonya: 93
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Victoria W, 39, South of England area Ford S-Max
    SECURE MESSAGES - Victoria to Ling: 47 Ling to Victoria: 77
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • Vinay K, 41, South of England area Volvo V40
    SECURE MESSAGES - Vinay to Ling: 45 Ling to Vinay: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17

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  • Adrian F, 54, South of England area Audi Q5
    SECURE MESSAGES - Adrian to Ling: 38 Ling to Adrian: 63
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 21
  • Andrew S, 48, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Seat Leon (to 2016)
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 55 Ling to Andrew: 112
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 38
  • Andrew H, 56, West Country area Kia Soul
    SECURE MESSAGES - Andrew to Ling: 93 Ling to Andrew: 83
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 35
  • Anne B, 46, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Anne to Ling: 51 Ling to Anne: 88
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 49
  • Ashleigh B, 23, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Seat Ibiza
    SECURE MESSAGES - Ashleigh to Ling: 92 Ling to Ashleigh: 147
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Chris A, 33, South of England area Kia Ceed
    SECURE MESSAGES - Chris to Ling: 57 Ling to Chris: 79
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Chris S, 40, South of England area Audi A4 Avant
    SECURE MESSAGES - Chris to Ling: 52 Ling to Chris: 80
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Courtney W, 40, West Country area Skoda Yeti
    SECURE MESSAGES - Courtney to Ling: 116 Ling to Courtney: 117
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 10
  • Craig N, 44, Midlands area Audi A4
    SECURE MESSAGES - Craig to Ling: 47 Ling to Craig: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 9
  • David B, 41, South of England area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 56 Ling to David: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 40
  • David E, , Audi Q7 (old shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - David to Ling: 2 Ling to David: 73
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 11
  • Deborah M, 45, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Volvo XC60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Deborah to Ling: 119 Ling to Deborah: 146
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Gary S, 52, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gary to Ling: 331 Ling to Gary: 242
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 33
  • Gwyn P, 48, Wales area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Gwyn to Ling: 40 Ling to Gwyn: 52
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 48
  • John B, 64, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Hyundai i20 (old shape)
    SECURE MESSAGES - John to Ling: 1 Ling to John: 11
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 57
  • Leigh G, 43, Midlands area Volvo V60
    SECURE MESSAGES - Leigh to Ling: 196 Ling to Leigh: 124
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Mairi F, 40, North of Scotland area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mairi to Ling: 106 Ling to Mairi: 105
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 15
  • Mark R, 38, East Anglia area Kia Sportage
    SECURE MESSAGES - Mark to Ling: 91 Ling to Mark: 90
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 20
  • Matthew M, 26, North of England area Audi A7
    SECURE MESSAGES - Matthew to Ling: 65 Ling to Matthew: 68
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 24
  • Nicholas M, 58, Wales area Audi A4
    SECURE MESSAGES - Nicholas to Ling: 34 Ling to Nicholas: 67
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 32
  • Paul B, 58, North of Scotland area Ford Fiesta
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 119 Ling to Paul: 138
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 17
  • Paul H, 48, Midlands area Land Rover Range Rover Evoque
    SECURE MESSAGES - Paul to Ling: 59 Ling to Paul: 122
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 48
  • Peter F, 48, North of England area Volkswagen Passat Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Peter to Ling: 51 Ling to Peter: 81
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 60
  • Regan V, 57, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Nissan Juke
    SECURE MESSAGES - Regan to Ling: 55 Ling to Regan: 98
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 65
  • Richard J, 41, Midlands area Honda Civic
    SECURE MESSAGES - Richard to Ling: 48 Ling to Richard: 61
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 18
  • Sophie L, 28, Midlands area Volkswagen Tiguan
    SECURE MESSAGES - Sophie to Ling: 60 Ling to Sophie: 85
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 16
  • Stephanie B, 37, Yorkshire and Lancashire area Ford Focus
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stephanie to Ling: 116 Ling to Stephanie: 107
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 34
  • Stuart W, 39, Central Scotland area Skoda Octavia Estate
    SECURE MESSAGES - Stuart to Ling: 91 Ling to Stuart: 108
    SECURE UPLOADED DOCUMENTS - = 13
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