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Customer Letter: 1534 / 1528
Christopher says...
VOLVO XC90Ling, You should be very proud of the business you have created. Remarkable, efficient and effective service. Great price. Brilliant way of communicating via 'Lingo'. I would have absolutely no hesitation recommending you to anyone. Thanks. Dealer was good, but boot would not open - local dealer soon sorted it out no problem.

Christopher Rhodes
38 Maddocks Close
Farndon
CH36AB


Editor Note: Super duper letter, thanks Chris. I am quite proud, but always make me happy when customers show delight. You had great car (XC90) at cheap price. Always a good combination for a good result. Go and off-road! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1414 / 1528
Martin says...
MERCEDES E-CLASS COUPE
Excellent customer service.
Very innovative/refreshing approach to leasing.
The cheapest new Merc E-Class I found.
Sometimes the literature/website too busy.
Overall very good.

Martin Marshall
Address Withheld
Chester
CH1 ***


Editor Note: Martin, you are Operations Director at Swizzles.



I could say EXACTLY the same stuff about your sweets :) Hope you still have all your teeth! Thanks for the "Refreshing" letter, hahaha, I tried chewing it, but it didn't taste as good as a real Refresher! Enjoy the lovely cheap new Merc! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1295 / 1528
Ben says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERSimple, easy and effective leasing for my new Citroen C5. We have used many others, Ling was probably the most pleasure. Will be using again.

Ben Rice
Aqualogic (wc) Ltd
Conservation House
Wirral
CH44 6QJ


Editor Note: I am glad you give you big pleasure Ben! Citroen C5 is lovely car, so comfy. Enjoy it!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1169 / 1528
Eric says...
car
Nice Fiesta
Nice delivery
Nice colour
Nice time scale
Nice service
Nice Ling!

Eric Wardle
45 Hartington Street
Handbridge
Chester
CH4 7BN


Editor Note: Nice letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1157 / 1528
Neil says...
AUDI A3Excellent! It makes a refreshing change to receive such a high level of customer service throughout the whole process. The only downside were delivery delays from Audi UK.

However, Ling stepped in and arranged a loan car from Audi UK until my new car was finally delivered. I would recommend Ling to anyone interested in leasing - I'll be back in 2 years so hope there are still some great deals!

Excellent delivery, too. No problems with the delivery of either the loan car, or my new real lease car.

Neil Park
198 Birkenhead Road
Meols
Wirral
CH470NF


Editor Note: Yes, Neil, Audi production was up and down like a prostitute knickers. So... I got sick of them telling me that your car was delayed and got you the A3 hire car. I cannot do this every time, but sometimes, enough is enough! This is no way to run a car manufacturing company, Audi! Anyway, you are an Engineering Manager, Neil, so I am always pleased to get nice comments from a professional... even from Liverpool. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1117 / 1528
Stephen says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERGreat service. Delivery on time on price and as specified. My second vehicle from Ling and I have two more for early next year. See you in 2009. Excellent delivery of my C-Crosser.

Stephen Kealey
Inspiration Of Chester
52/56 Frudsham Street
Chester
Cheshire
CH1 3JL


Editor Note: Stephen, glad you liked the service (again) - those C-Crosser Citroens are great cars. Yours was very cheap! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1056 / 1528
Aaron says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOAmazing, very personal service. A "different" way of dealing with customers, which I haven't come across before!

If only everyone was like Ling! Fast communication, friendly, a pleasure to deal with. I will be back in 3-years for another! The delivery date (date at which the car arrived at the dealer) kept being put back.

Aaron Jones
Address withheld
Chester
CH3 ***


Editor Note: Aaron, your delivery problem is common on Fiats. They are simply not the best at giving a date and sticking to it, which is frustrating for you and me. Glad you mention this, as it is a slight downfall (often but not always) of having a Fiat or Alfa which other customers may like to note. Having said that, with a few days delay, you've got a brilliant small new car! Glad you loved my service :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 942 / 1528
Martin says...
CarMy work friend said he didn't like your website, but now he wants to order from you. So, the website grows on you. I told him about your service, which is great, personal recommendations are better than any advertising - well done! Good delivery.

PS. I love my new Alfa Romeo 159!

Martin Barwise
100 Gladstone Way
Hawarden
CH5 3HF


Editor Note: Those Alfas are really nice cars, shame about the dealers :) - thanks for the website comments. What I am trying to do is to polarise visitors, so, people who don't like my style won't deal with me. I'm glad your pal changed his mind :) Thanks for being a super customer, Martin! This is ANOTHER personal recommendation, hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 902 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarThis is the second time I have leased a car from Ling and won't be the last. Friendly Service and a good price on my new Mercedes Benz C-Class saloon, too. Thanks Ling, see you in 2 years.

Andrew Roscoe
1 Wexford Close
Oxton
Wirral
CH43 9TH


Editor Note: Andrew, super repeating customer. You had a Merc Sports Coupe, now you come back for a new C-Class Saloon. As a marketing manager, I appreciate your comments! Thanks for the letter :) See you in another 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 562 / 1528
Alan says...
CarHaving leased cars for many years, I was surprised by the efficient way Ling conducts business. The communication and advice was excellent, all documentation was clearly identified and explained. The website contains answers and links to every perceivable question that may arise during car selection.

Probably the best car leasing site I have dealt with.

Alan Gardner
31 Stanton Road
Bebington
Wirral
CH63 3HN


Editor Note: Alan, you make me sound like a bottle of Carling beer! Hahahaha, I simply do my best and you must say you were a very smooth customer yourself! Even though you are in Merseyside, you did not steal the stamps from the return envelope I sent you... and you were very efficient to deal with. Thanks for being so kind to me in your letter. Enjoy cheap Renault Laguna Touring Estate! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 513 / 1528
Paula says...
AUDI A3"I found my experience with Ling pain-free and very easy. It was so simple to complete all the neccessary paperwork. Also, a big thank you for rearranging my delivery date to enable me to get a brand-new registered car at the beginning of March. Excellent delivery."

Paula Mitchell
8 Dee Park Close
Gayton
Wirral
CH60 3RB


Editor Note: Of course I will rearrange dates where I can, Paula! You wanted it on the new reg plate, and you gottit. You were so lovely to deal with, thanks for making it so easy for ME! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 366 / 1528
Rob says...
VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT"LINGsCARS were recommended to me by a friend/colleague, Bill Crook. I have not been disappointed and have been favourably impressed by the prompt and professional approach. At the later stage of negotiations, I was approached by a larger VW dealership direct, but I had no hesitation in staying loyal to Ling. My wife also likes the sweets!!! No complaints, apart from the car delivery at 07:00."

Rob Hughes
8 Lyneal Avenue
Great Sutton
Ellesmere Port
CH66 2HX


Editor Note: Hahahahaha, Rob, did I get you out of bed with your VW Passat delivery?? My God, at 07:00 I am already working like hell. Most people like early deliveries - usually if I don't arrange an early delivery, I get phone calls ALL day moaning "when will my car arrive???". You are so sweet, glad you did not jump ship, thanks - Ling



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Customer Letter: 138 / 1528
John says...
This is easily the most enjoyable car website I have seen - looking for a car is a tedious task usually - but you have made it quite fun! Well done!

John Mark
115 The Highway
Harwarden
CH5 3DL


Editor Note: Thanks! - Ling



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Wah! People who need organ transplants may "die needlessly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) following concerns raised by death of two patients given kidneys infected by parasitic worm, lah, leading transplant surgeon warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! A teenager who was groomed in Yorkshire tells flemale human person's story - news replorted 10:00



Wah! The falling oil price is costing Russia up to $100bn year, lah, while Western sanctions having hit country by further $40bn, lah, its finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Former Indian news magazine editor Tarun Tejpal, lah, who is charged with rape, lah, is dropped from literary festival after male gender human bleing's invitation causes outrage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Successful conservation projects having reversed decline of salmon in many bloody annoying Blitish rivers, lah, as John Maguire reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:39



Wah! A rare infection breaks out within intensive care unit at Northern Ireland's biggest hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! The integrity of current political talks in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers called into question by senior DUP man's 'toilet paper' comments, lah, says Sinn FĂ©in. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:26



Wah! Lifeline Fire & Safety Systems Ltd new factory Following unprecedented demand for their products over past five years, lah, Lifeline Fire & Safety Systems Ltd re - news replorted 09:00



Wah! DVLA Personalised Registrations’ 25th Anniversary Auction later this week could prove to be battle of supercar bra - news replorted 08:49



Wah! 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show organisers of 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show, lah, sponsored by Barclaycard in association with TMC, lah, having confirmed - news replorted 08:48



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Dave Lee finds out what it's like flying newest advanced fighter jet, lah, F-35 Lightning II. - news replorted 08:42



Wah! Auto Trader’s management system i-Control Advanced users of Auto Trader’s forecourt management system i-Control report average of 13 stock turns per year, lah, comp - news replorted 08:41



Wah! Two men who were seriously burned in blast at flat in south Birmingham arrested on suspicion of causing explosion likely to endanger life, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:36



Wah! South Korea's education dodgy minister apologises for mistake in national college entrance exam which meant two answers were correct. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! (L:R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Barry Fry with Chris velly damn good boiled chicken-feetison Motorpoint has teamed up with Peterborough United to take naming rights to its new stand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Motorcycle Live 2014 Motorcycle Live 2014, lah, UK’s biggest bike show, lah, kicked off this weekend with 39 manufacturers and over 150 other exhib - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Lewis Hamilton says winning male gender human bleing's second world title will be start of run of success for himself and team Mercedes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:03



Wah! A man dies following collision involving two motorcycles and LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine near Brecon, lah, old bill bobbys confirm - news replorted 07:52



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State Olympics champion swimmer Sun Yang was banned for three months earlier this year after failing drugs test, lah, state media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:49



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has rare access to Great Satan hunt for warlord Joseph Kony, lah, who has waged fighty bang-bang in central Africa for more than two decades - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Relatives of 11-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who died after being hit by van in Aberdeenshire pay tribute to their "amazing boy". - news replorted 07:39



Wah! Team BKR Motorsport preparation specialist Bubble and Kick Racing has today, lah, Monday, lah, 24th November, lah, confirmed move into ult - news replorted 07:38



Wah! Councils being told to slash bureaucracy and administration costs as public spending cuts continue to bite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Countering terrorism should not be sole responsibility of police, lah, says head of counter terrorism in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep who has called for help from public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:04



Wah! Italy's first female astronaut has arrived at International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! A 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy has been shot dead by old bill bobbys in Great Satan city of Cleveland, lah, after brandishing what turned out to be fake gun in playground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Thousands of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers stage four-hour strike over pay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:11



Wah! Insurance companies to be banned from covering cost of terrorist ransoms under raft of measures being unveiled by home secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:55



Wah! Drugs given to 15 women who died after sterilisation surgery were contaminated, lah, dodgy minister in Indian state of Chhattisgarh says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! Diplomats to make final push for deal on Iran's nuclear programme ahead of 23:00 GMT deadline, lah, amid talks of possible extension. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! Former dodgy minister Owen Paterson is to call for bloody annoying Blitish to exit EU, lah, putting pressure on prime dodgy minister amid Tory divisions on issue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! There is anxiety, lah, and fear of more unrest, lah, in Ferguson, lah, Missouri, lah, as grand jury decides whether to indict white policemen for shooting dead unarmed black teenager, lah, writes BBC's Joanna Jolly. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:58



Wah! The trial of businessman Shrien Dewani on charges of plotting male gender human bleing's wife's murder should be halted and case thrown out, lah, male gender human bleing's lawyers expected to tell judge later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:55



Wah! Have any prices fallen faster than singles? - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Mary J Blige adopts new musical home - news replorted 04:05



Wah! British banker Rurik Jutting is ruled fit to stand trial for murder of two women in Hong Kong, lah, after undergoing psychiatric assessments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:16



Wah! A British man fighting with Kurdish troops against Islamic State militants in Syria tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody man is not mercenary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Global business confidence slipped to five-year low in October, lah, according to survey of 6,100 companies from Markit Economics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:50



Wah! Nine-earth-years old happy birthday to you, actress Cherry Campbell, lah, star of CBeebies show Katie Morag, lah, becomes youngest-ever winner at Bafta Children's awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:43



Wah! Nurses, lah, midwives, lah, ambulance staff and other NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers staging four-hour strike on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:23



Wah! The case of businessman who wantings to stop malicious web postings about him appearing in Google searches is set to begin at High Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:10



Wah! Hopes pinned on Ebola clinical trials in Guinea - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Two men seriously burned in explosion at flat in south Birmingham while rescue dogs search remains of property. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:55



Wah! French come out fighting for their economic reputation - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Peru's environmental old bill bobbys launch investigation into deaths of some 500 sea lions found on northern beach. - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Two of Monday's papers focus on pronouncements by home secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. Theresa May tells Daily Telegraph that migration targets will be scrapped, lah, and Mail highlights flemale human person's fears that militant attack in Britain is "inevitable". - news replorted 01:14



Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land apologised for giving incorrect evidence to parliamentary hearing, lah, letters released by Treasury Committee reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! old bill bobbys in Great Satan city of Cleveland shoot and kill 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who had been waving what turned out to be fake gun. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! old bill bobbys expected to make fresh appeal later for inflomination on murder 10 years ago of Nairn banker Alistair Wilson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! The dangers faced by interfaith Egyptian couples - news replorted 00:24



Wah! How health warnings changing cigarette packet design - news replorted 00:15



Wah! A call for all children to be automatically enrolled in their local library is made at start of Book Week ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The couple who helped Tesco change way many of Great Satan shop - news replorted 00:14



Wah! A five-year inquiry into ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's worst outbreak of Clostridium difficile (c. Fry noodle, boil noodle? diff) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will be published later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Talk therapy sessions can help reduce risk of suicide among high-risk groups, lah, suggests Great Satan study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:02



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