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 I have found you to be straightforward - no messing about and everything made as simple as possible. The whole exercise has been painless. Ling, you do what you say you are going to do - a rarity in this day and age. Many thanks. However, the supplier put the wrong registration in the service book - but good delivery.

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KIA PICANTO"Thanks Ling, the whole process was extremely painless! Swift service, quick response - no hard sell - just plain information. You replied promptly and efficiently.

The Kia Picanto was delivered within 3 weeks from start to finish. I will definitely recommend LINGsCARS.com and I would use you again. Delivery was good, but they did not let me know that the car was coming - lucky I was in!"

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