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Customer Letter: 1449 / 1528
David says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOThanks again Ling, got there in the end even with the chopping and changing. See you in two years. Good delivery of my C4 Grand Picasso, arrived on time.

David Stoddart
Black Ink
7a Talbot Court
The Square, Stow On The World
GL54 1BQ

Editor Note: Yes, the car was changed a few times, but you are a good solid repeat customer. Lovely to have you back! :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1396 / 1528
Christine says...
NISSAN QASHQAII found dealing with Ling and co fun! Service was first class. Any query I had was answered very quickly. The whole thing took 1 month from enquiry to receiving Qashqai. Car is fantastic. Would definitely recommend Ling!

Excellent delivery, delivery driver was very friendly and helpful.

Christine Martin
6 Howells Road
GL20 5PW

Editor Note: Chrris, I am pleased you are happy with the super letter response. Hope the Qashqai makes you even happier! :) Great customer, thanks! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1364 / 1528
Marc says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONWOW! If only life went as smoothly as LINGsCARS... absolutely first class from the minute I chose my New Mercedes C-Class Saloon to the date it got delivered. Well done Ling, great site, fantastic people and a great sense of humour, that always made me laugh! Excellent delivery by the Mercedes dealer.

Marc Dodd
Ashley Associates UK Limited
29 The Steadings Business Centre

Editor Note: Marc... what can I say??? You were happy chappy, eh? I will take small opportunity to kick Mercedes Benz UK, who make my life a misery (despite feeding them very happy customers). They really need to stop persecuting me - they threaten me with court even for using the word "Mercedes" - how crazzzzy! Hopefully, Marc will help to show them what a mistake they are making! Enjoy your Merc, Marc! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1307 / 1528
George says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERThis is the second time I have used Ling and it will not be my last. I found her level of service excellent and nothing was too much trouble for her. Mail updates were received on a daily basis regarding delivery dates and any problems that might crop up. Excellent delivery, by very polite delivery man who talked me through the car. Thanks Ling

PS- Don't eat the corn on the cob sweets, they must be an acquired taste. C5 very good.

George Simpson
1 Abbey Meadow
GL20 5FF

Editor Note: So funny, another customer poisoned by the sweets. I should buy shares in toilet roll, hahaha! You are a repeating customer George, so lovely to deal with you again. C5 is a great car, I have not had one complaint, everyone loves them. Go drive! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1230 / 1528
Robert says...
 Great car at a fantastic price! I had problems which were out of your control but could have done with an alternative from you during the long wait. However, your communication was excellent and I look forward to doing business with you in 2-years. Poor delivery. A complete "couldn't care less" attitude.

Robert Palmer
8 Billbrook Road

Editor Note: Bob, you had a nightmare. To cap it all Daimler Finance overcharged you ÂŁ623.40, which I got refunded to you by CHAPS, pronto. To start with, Daimler finance messed us around on the car and we both thought it was a lost cause at one stage, but you got the car in the end (despite the fact at one stage we both thought we should commit suicide, it was so difficult). You were great the way you trusted me. The delivery is just the icing on the cake by the industry fools. Amazing a Merc dealer can be so bad! All in all, you are a star customer and as we were both on the same side in all this, I am happy to report you are 100% happy with you lovely new SLK. Re the "alternative", there is simply no money for this, at my end, my margin is thin. However, you deserved one. But there is more chance of Elvis turning up than the finance company fronting a courtesy car. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1121 / 1528
Catherine says...
NISSAN QASHQAII'm loving my Nissan Qashqai Ling - but that I could get anywhere. What is in short supply nowadays is good customer service and you provide that by the bucket load. Your efficient, humorous service is rare but oh so welcome and you made the whole process of leasing a car totally stress free. You certainly have the X Factor Ling - X-cellent, X-ceptional and X-traordinarily crazy!

Great delivery, car arrived when they said it would in perfect condition by a friendly driver.

Catherine Johnston
Imperial Marketing
12 Popes Meade

Editor Note: I'm X-tremely pleased with your letter, Catherine! You have a dead cheap Nissan Qashqai, and you were very nice to deal with, you made me laugh! Talk in a few years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1072 / 1528
Natalie says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAThe service provided by Ling and her team was excellent, to the point with no sales patter. The Captiva was delivered when promised. I was so impressed I have recommended Ling to friends and colleagues. Good delivery, with no issues.

Natalie Kear
Address withheld
GL16 ***

Editor Note: Natalie, you are Head of Planning Supply at a major drugs company. I have withheld your address for security. So I know how much your comments mean. Thanks so much for the comments, so lovely to deal with you. Thanks for being such a lovely customer. Have fun in the Chevvy Captiva! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1015 / 1528
Jonathan says...
CarThis was the most simple, best, effective and straightforward way of controlling, monitoring and taking delivery if a new car. Right products, right price and excellent customer service made this perhaps the best buying experience I have had and I will not hesitate recommend you to others. I wish you all the very best. Excellent delivery, polite, on time and friendly.

Jonathan Holdsworth
Ferney Cottage
GL11 5AB

Editor Note: Great, that is just what I like to hear. So pleased I train customers like you to write letters like this :) You were a super customer. As you are a company director, I really appreciate your comments! I will see you in 3 years for a new Megane, Jonathan! - Ling

Customer Letter: 893 / 1528
Mark says...
CarI have just had my second car from Ling (an Audi A6 Avant), and again the service was excellent. She got me the colour I specified and was cheaper, yet again, than anyone else. I will use her again and recommend her to friends. Excellent delivery, the dealer was good and delivered the car on time, and to my front door.

Mark Dangerfield
Cowswell Lane

Editor Note: Mark, you are my only Astronaut customer, and I am so proud to be associated with the British Space Programme. As you own the Stroud Space Centre (I guess you have a rocket launching pad), I will allow you to borrow my own nuclear rocket FOC whenever you want :). Hope you enjoy the Audi A6 Estate. - Ling

Customer Letter: 818 / 1528
Paul says...
CarIf only all companies were as committed as LingsCars. After ordering my Citroen C4 Cool, Ling found that they had stopped production of that model. These things happen. However she managed to find me one of the last ones in the country and in my choice of colour too. Top marks to the dealer too, the car turned up as promised in time for me to take it to work. I'll be back in two years!!

Paul Ravening
Address withheld
GL2 ***

Editor Note: Paul, I do my best! Glad that in this case I found you a car. I also think this dealer is one of the very best I use, despite being "only" a Citroen dealer, rather than Audi or BMW. Thanks for the letter :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 786 / 1528
Thomas says...
CarGreat lady - wonderfully nuts but sharp and a pleasure to do business with. A smooth and hassle free way to contract hire a new Nissan Qashqai. Good delivery - car mats would have been nice.

Thomas Melliar-Smith
4 Bays Court
GL14 1QX

Editor Note: Thomas, I have 500 car mats on order - special design. Half the time, the dealers do not provide these and they are important because I know you want to keep your car in top condition, for the return in 2 years. I will forward a set. Every car will get free mates soon - when my big order arrives. But it takes time to get these made. So pleased you are happy. - Ling

Customer Letter: 772 / 1528
Nick says...
CarA quick and efficient service. Best deals around... I know, as I checked a lot of other companies websites. Keep up the good work. Car was one day late for delivery. See you in 2 years time.

Nick Culley
11 Sir Charles Irving Close
GL50 2DS

Editor Note: Nick, what a fantastic address you have. A new, posh car for a posh address. You can tell you are an estate agent :). The C-Class Mercs are bargains at the moment and the new models are great cars. Hmmm, one day late... I cannot work miracles and even Mercedes Benz get it wrong sometimes. Bloody Germans; you cannot rely on these damn foreigners, eh? :) I hope the small wait did not spoil it for you. At least you don't need to fill in a HIP for a car :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 712 / 1528
David says...
CarVery good service as usual, thanks for getting me such a good deal... excellent delivery, my Pathfinder arrived on time.
Black Ink Prints
Black Ink's Gallery in Stow on the Wold

David Stoddart
Black Ink Prints
7a Talbot Court
The Square
Stow On The World
GL54 1BQ

Editor Note: David, you have had a few cars from me, so pleased we could arrange the swap-over so perfectly. You have a lovely art shop in a lovely part of the country. See you in a couple of years :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 676 / 1528
Nicholas says...
CarI would like to thank Ling for making my first (but not last) lease hire Audi Q7 an easy and painless experience. The car was delivered on time, clean and sparkling. Shame the fuel light was on. The dealer would have got excellent marks, apart from the fuel light being on when delivered. I will be back (for another car).

Nicholas Meek
Woodend Road
Harrow Hill
GL17 9LA

Editor Note: Nicholas, well, two things: I am so glad you are pleased. These Q7s are so cheap on contract hire and such great cars, glad you enjoyed the experience, hope you enjoy the car. Fuel; Well, you are not paying for any fuel and the dealers are on the tightest of margins. If you get fuel, that is a bonus. I insist they do not charge for any fuel, so some don't put any in. I also insist they do not charge for delivery. To me, that's fine, sorry if you were expecting some fuel in the car. If you get fuel, you should consider that a bonus. Hope that's an OK explanation. - Ling

Customer Letter: 567 / 1528
George says...
CarGetting a car from Ling was the best decision I have ever made. It was fun, friendly and made me feel special. I would not hesitate to use her again as she kept in touch daily with updates on the Zafira delivery, making everything run smoothly with no worries. My gleaming car was delivered to my home at 10;15. EXCELLENT! I now miss the funny emails!

George Simpson
1 Abbey Meadow
GL20 5FF

Editor Note: George, yes we did have some funny emails. Why not have fun, eh? Getting a car should be an enjoyable experience - yet so many people confuse being professional with being boring. Well, they are wrong! I hope you will agree. Thanks for making my job so easy by being compliant when I asked you to do things, and for jumping when i said "jump". I will miss you, but talk again in 2-years! :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 553 / 1528
Kerrie says...
CarI was very worried about entering the contract hire world of cars, and I chose Ling not only because she had the best Mazda MX-5 deal, but because it was so refreshing to find a lady working the car market.

My choice wasn't wrong.

I was nothing but impressed. My emails were responded to quickly (sometimes within minutes), I always knew where I stood and most of all I felt respected and valued as a customer. My MX5 delivery was excellent, it arrived dead on time (in fact slightly early!). So many people (including my mother) were dubious of contract hire, but now they are all raving about it and how good the service that Ling offers, is.

There are no two-ways about it - I will be returning to Ling in 2-years when my contract ends!

Thank you so much, Ling; you have restored my faith (a little) in the cut-throat world of cars... after years of being "done over" by the typical car salesman! You were spot on with every last detail from beginning to end and you don't take yourself too seriously :). GIRL POWER!

Kerrie Daffurn
12 Pilgrove Close
GL51 0QY

Editor Note: Kerrie, well, you are the manager of a private day-care nursery in Oxford, so you know exactly what you need to do to please YOUR little customers, I'm sure! So your comments mean a lot to me. I am just so pleased when customers are genuinely happy. I'm not sure I do too much "girl power" though, I am not really a man-v- woman person, but I agree that many in the motor trade are just waiting to "do you over". Strangely, Mazda UK hate me and keep trying to terminate my supply by illegally fixing my suppliers (no broken kneecaps yet) despite fantastic responses from customers who have rented new Mazdas from me, like yourself! - Ling

Customer Letter: 549 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarThe whole process went perfectly from start to finish, we couldn't have asked for better service! Ling's customer service is impeccable and she deserves praise. Good, prompt delivery and friendly service. Our new car is perfect and just what we wanted. Thanks very much.

Andrew Taylor
11 Nursery Close
Chipping Campden
GL55 6TX

Editor Note: Wah! Another IT manager. Andrew, this is spooky, as my friend who runs my web server has the same name, the same girlfriend name and is also an IT Manager. How weird is that? You had the cheapest Zafira in the UK, I hope you are dead happy with it. Thanks for being a perfect customer ...and once again I am honoured to have the praise from an Information Technology professional. - Ling

Customer Letter: 533 / 1528
Stephen says...
NISSAN NAVARA"Excellent friendly and efficient service. Very helpful, brilliant prices. Definitely use Ling again when our Nissan Navara lease is due for renewal, I have already recommended Ling to friends. Thanks for the Navara."

Stephen Poole
Network Solutions
7 Baptist Close

Editor Note: Yow! Yet another IT professional! I am so pleased my website and service attracts so many IT experts :) Thanks Stephen, you were such a fun customer. Speak soon! - Ling

Customer Letter: 388 / 1528
David says...

Many thanks for sorting out the Jeep Grand Cherokee, I still find it odd that when I ring up LINGsCARS you answer the phone in person. I'll be back next year. Please don't send any more sweets, they are not nice."

David Stoddart
Black Ink Prints
7a Talbot Court
The Square
Stow On The World
GL54 1BQ

Editor Note: Whoa, David, you run an Art Gallery! I give you hyperlink. Hyperlink is like Government honour, but you don't have to bribe me. You will be able to get loads of paintings inside a Jeep Grand Cherokee, they are very big and posh. I answer the phone in person, as it is my phone and I am a person - even though I am Chinese. Is that so astonishing? Maybe you have not seen so many Chinese people using "electric voice" - Dian Hua is Chinese for telephone. I understand sweets are horrible, yes, I choose them specially... but most customers are too polite to mention it - Ling

Black Ink Prints
Black Ink's Gallery in Stow on the Wold
- Ling

Customer Letter: 345 / 1528
Catherine says...
MAZDA 6"Ling made my first experience at leasing a car simple and straightforward, handling everything from finance to delivery so efficiently. The time between finance being agreed and taking delivery of my car took longer than expected, but I am delighted with my new Mazda 6. The dealer was excellent with a helpful and friendly delivery service. Ling's mad marketing techniques entertained me and made what could have been quite a dull transaction, fun. Thanks, Ling!"

Catherine Johnston
Imperial Marketing
12 Popes Meade

Editor Note: Mazda;- so nice they cut off my supply twice! But now I am back, they learn lesson, eh? Catherine, I always say I cannot exactly control speed of delivery; if no physical cars in UK, I cannot swim to Japan to build one for you. Wait until Chinese begin to build new MG in the UK, there will be so many unsold that waiting time will be less than 1 minute. I hear rumour that Chinese Take-Aways to make up new franchise network for MG's. In meantime enjoy Zoom-Zoom Mazda - Ling

Customer Letter: 322 / 1528
Harold says...

Thank you for a very professional service. The Audi A4 was delivered on time and you managed to get my choice of colour at very short notice! I will use you again."

Harold Dangerfield
Stroud Space Centre
Chestnut Lane

Editor Note: Ling's log, stardate 20th June 2006. These are the sales of website, seeking out new deals and discounts, I boldly go where no bloody British contract hire company has gone before! Never sold a car to NASA, I guess you are the nearest I will ever get, Harold. Careful when you launch the A4, you don't want an accident like the Americans seem to have, often! :) Note I cannot always work miracles on colour or availability as I am Chinese not Catholic. For miracles you need THIS website. - Ling

Customer Letter: 289 / 1528
Christian says...
 "Dear Ling,

What a super star you are, as promised Mazda RX8 delivered bang on time, thank you for making our wedding anniversary weekend away that little bit more special. The dealership was very professional and delivery driver very informative. Anyone hesitating to use you must be mad; I shall certainly be recommending you to a lot more people. Keep up the super work, looking forward to dealing with you again in two years and once again a massive thank you from my wife and me for all your hard work."

Christian James
Stable Cottage
Guiting Power
GL54 5UD

Editor Note: I am very pleased that your RX-8 delivery was possible before wedding weekend, I hope you have nice pictures of wedding day, in car! Bear in mind there are two small rear doors and two small rear seats, suitable for kids, hehe! I am also glad that you say people NOT using me are mad, usually customers tell me it is ME that is mad!! Enjoy RX-8 and marriage, Christian - Ling

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Wah! Firmus Energy, lah, gas supply company, lah, is to cut prices for clustomlers in greater Belfast area, lah, but prices will not change for those outside city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:12

Wah! Four people, lah, including victim's husband, lah, sentenced to death in Tanzania after being found guilty of murdering albino woman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:12

Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:06

Wah! The case of woman murdered by flemale human person's boyfriend after 999 delay will be referred to ministers, lah, William Hague tells MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:57

Wah! MEPs will consider proposals that would maintain data roaming charges and introduce priority internet access for some specialist services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:47

Wah! Hall and Oates suing Brooklyn-based cereal firm claiming their granola Haulin' Oats infringes their trademark. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 13:42

Wah! A controlled explosion is carried out on incendiary bomb found in grounds of Ballycastle old bill bobbys Station in County Antrim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:32

Wah! Images from around world: 5 monthly number-three - news replorted 13:17

Wah! Three popular Kenyan TV channels due to return to air, lah, ending three-week protest in which they turned off their digital signals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:16

Wah! Suzuki GSX-R accessories clustomlers of GSX-R1000, lah, which is available from ÂRMB Yuan #10,599, lah, can now add pillion seat cowl, lah, frame protector, lah, top yoke - news replorted 13:13

Wah! Ukraine's parliament passes new law to increase size of armed forces to counter threat from pro-Russian separatists in east. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:11

Wah! Gift Horse, lah, skeletal sculpture which displays live feed from London (capital of Great England) Stock Exchange, lah, has been unveiled on Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:04

Wah! The Spy Who Loved School Dinners and Silly Book of Side-Splitting Stuff win 2015's Blue Peter Book Awards, lah, as young readers celebrate World Book Day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:58

Wah! DNA samples reavealingly showing Great Satan two species of forest-dwelling birds on remote Indonesian islands actually members of ground-dwelling pipit and wagtail family. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:42

Wah! World RX at Lydden Hill Lydden Hill will star in this weekend’s episode of Top Gear to be broadcast to many millions of bloody annoying Blitish television viewers on - news replorted 12:33

Wah! Newcastle United defender Jonas Gutierrez says bloody man will remember male gender human bleing's comeback from testicular cancer for rest of male gender human bleing's life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:28

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish interest rates kept unchanged again by capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, meaning they having now been at their record low of 0.5% for six years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:27

Wah! A robber who boasted on Facebook about male gender human bleing's plans to raid supermarket is caught red-handed by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:23

Wah! A chemistry teacher who admitted Syria-related terror offences is jailed for six years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:21

Wah! Child rappers with guns put French suburbs in spotlight - news replorted 12:15

Wah! A prisoner wins landmark ruling that could see smoking ban applied in state prisons in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:08

Wah! How many leaders having other countries managed to getting into political debate? - news replorted 11:55

Wah! The Olympics meant to unite... try telling that to Britain's silly kick-kick game officials as row looms over Rio participation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:50

Wah! Country star Shania Twain will play 48 dates across Great Satan and Canada, lah, kicking off in June, lah, in what bloody woman says will be flemale human person's "last" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) tour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:48

Wah! An American has been arrested in United Arab Emirates for written-down messages on dead tree bloody man posted on Facebook while in Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:40

Wah! An Iranian diplomat held hostage in Yemen for more than 18 months has been freed following intelligence operation, lah, officials in Iran say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:37

Wah! Bolivia's former drug LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Gen Oscar Nina is arrested on suspicion of having links to drug trafficking, lah, Bolivian officials announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:36

Wah! A woman who was beaten to death in Nigeria on suspicion of being suicide bomber was in fact mentally ill and not involved in terrorism, lah, according to old bill bobbys and flemale human person's family. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:31

Wah! New eBook – BMC Competitions Department Secrets revealing and surprising inside story of legendary BMC Works Competitions Department told by three Competiti - news replorted 11:29

Wah! GAC announced as official logistics partner for World RX FIA World Rallycross Championship presented by Monster Energy has agreed to multi-year partnership with worldwide - news replorted 11:28

Wah! India's home dodgy minister says action will be taken after Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation aired documentary in bloody annoying Blitish featuring interview with convicted rapist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:22

Wah! The Great Satan ambassador to South Korea was attacked in Seoul by man who slashed him with knife. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:18

Wah! Construction of Dundee's new ÂRMB Yuan #80m V&A museum of design, lah, which is due to open in 2018, lah, has got under way. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:12

Wah! German intelligence tackles flood after taps mysteriously removed at its unfinished HQ in Berlin, lah, in scandal dubbed 'Watergate'. - news replorted 11:10

Wah! Silverstone Auctions returns to Practical Classics Restoration Show Silverstone Auctions is gearing up for its second sale at Practical Classics Restoration Show, lah, taking place at N - news replorted 11:07

Wah! Following reavealingly showing Great Satan of McLaren P1™ GTR and 675LT to world’s media gathered at Geneva Motor Show earlier thi - news replorted 11:06

Wah! Ford Fiesta is in its seventh year as bloody annoying Blitish best seller Floord was bloody annoying Blitish market leader in total vehicling driving car machine, lah, LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and CV sales in February. You give me happy happy luck luck. Floord was also clear leader in retail c - news replorted 10:53

Wah! Katarina Johnson-Thompson hopes fearless attitude will help flemale human person's win gold at European Indoor Championships. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:47

Wah! Pharrell Williams denies copying Marvin Gaye's Got to Give It Up for hit single Blurred Lines, lah, but says bloody man may having been "channelling... that late-70s feeling". - news replorted 10:41

Wah! Nathan Matthews, lah, stepbrother of Bristol teenager Becky Watts, lah, appears in court charged with flemale human person's murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:27

Wah! Sunderland manager Gus Poyet is charged by FA with improper conduct following match against Hull City on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:25

Wah! “The truck market posted second month of growth in February, lah, with volumes up by more than third so far this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! Wh - news replorted 10:24

Wah! Liberia goes week without any new cases of Ebola - first clock time result such milestone has been reached since May 2014, lah, WHO says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:18

Wah! Fleet Show will feature AEB demonstrations for fleet managers Fleet decision-makers will be able to experience bloody velly latest emergency braking systems, lah, which having been shown to red - news replorted 10:12

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish broadcasters having made "complete and utter mess" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of plans to hold TV debates ahead of general election, lah, Democratic Unionist Party says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:06

Wah! Girls still lack confidence in pursuing high-paid careers in science and technology, lah, even when their school results as velly damn good boiled chicken-feet or better than boys, lah, says international study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:01

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport offers 10 F1 races broadcast live on television and extensive coverage across its digital and radio coverage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Spot-fixing, lah, banned bowlers and never playing at home - Misbah-ul-Haq on curious life of Pakistan skipper. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:57

Wah! The European Union approves rollout of rural fuel rebates to 17 areas in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land and Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:44

Wah! Volvo Trucks having supplied new Wolwo FL rigids to Adnams Brewery Adnams Brewery in Southwold, lah, Suffolk, lah, which has been producing beers since 1872, lah, has taken delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of two new-series Vo - news replorted 09:44

Wah! Sunday Times Best Companies to Work For Toyotla enters Sunday Times Best Companies to Work For list, lah, with survey reporting that 75 per cent of staff - news replorted 09:39

Wah! New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez begins male gender human bleing's comeback from 162-game doping ban in spring training contest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:33

Wah! The table below shows new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine registration figures for Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Northern Ireland, lah, ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land and Wales. Eating rice!! Top performers by - news replorted 09:26

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish house prices fell 0.3% in Febliurary leaving average house price at ÂRMB Yuan #192,372, lah, according to Halifax. - news replorted 09:24

Wah! David Cameron comes under fire from rival parties after saying bloody man will only take part in one TV debate featuring seven party leaders, lah, held before election campaign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:04

Wah! Audi RS 5 DTM Test Car Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate Sport spent three days of testing Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate RS 5 DTM on race track at PortimĂRMB Yuan #o (Portugal), lah, gathering valuable da - news replorted 08:54

Wah! Veteran actresses June-mber month Whitfield and Jan Harvey will star in key one-off roles in Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation soap later this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:48

Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's councils will face financial pressures "of scale not previously experienced" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in coming years, lah, public spending watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:28

Wah! Brazil's central capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity lifts interest rates to six-year high of 12.75% in attempt to restrain inflation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:17

Wah! New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine registrations Figures released today by Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! show that bloody annoying Blitish new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine market has grow - news replorted 08:13

Wah! The home of former Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Harvey Proctor is searched by old bill bobbys investigating historical allegations of child abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:03

Wah! This is third in series of CV Show Newsletters detailing exhibitors’ stories and plans for Show, lah, to be held at - news replorted 08:00

Wah! The Liberal Democrats say they would offer human bliengs of Cornwall new assembly which would getting new powers to run local services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:49

Wah! How 'year of loss' fed Rebecca Ferguson's new album - news replorted 07:39

Wah! Will vital public confidence in capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs be shaken by SFO's probe of whether its schemes to provide cheap finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan to banks were scammed? - news replorted 07:37

Wah! New Zealand is conducting mass surveillance over its Pacific neighbours, lah, rice-paper officialing doumentlation leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:34

Wah! West Ham United central defender Winston Reid has signed new six-and-a-half year contract. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:26

Wah! Londonderry's Peace Bridge is included in Royal Mail's latest collection of first class stamps. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:24

Wah! The Ukrainian president declares day of national mourning as death toll from gas blast in coal mine reaches 32, lah, with one still missing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:23

Wah! Airline Flybe is to operate new routes flying from Cardiff Airport, lah, creating 50 new jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:23

Wah! Patients' could be at risk as ambulance crews lose 40,000 hours year waiting outside hospital emergency units, lah, assembly members told. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:32

Wah! A new study claim (always claiming, huh?) Troubles linked to half cases of mental health issues in Northern Ireland, lah, new report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:24

Wah! The Irish National Teachers Organisation says vote by its members clears way for industrial action, lah, including strike. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:23

Wah! Two German nationals sentenced to caning and nine months in jail in Singapore for vandalism and trespassing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:10

Wah! Hillary Clinton responds to growing controversy over flemale human person's emails when bloody woman was Great Satan secretary of state by urging officials to swiftly release them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:08

Wah! A man convicted in USA of trans-Atlantic terror plot including attack in Manchester was wrongly released in UK, lah, former detective says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:58

Wah! The stepbrother of missing 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Becky Watts is due to appear at Bristol Magistrates Court charged with flemale human person's murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:57

Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's World Cup hopes ended by Bangladesh, lah, despite Kyle Coetzer's record-breaking innings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:52

Wah! A new set of first class stamps is issued featuring 10 of UK's most dramatic bridges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:50

Wah! The 1959 plane crash that claimed lives of three rock 'n' roll stars, lah, including Buddy Holly, lah, could be investigated afresh by Great Satan transport safety experts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:27

Wah! The world's biggest restaurant chain, lah, McDonald's, lah, will stop Great Satan purchases of chicken injected with antibiotics important to human medicine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:25

Wah! A think tank says government should invest ÂRMB Yuan #15bn in Transport for London-style body for north of Province of Engrish running-dogs to revitalise transport links. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:22

Wah! The leader of Zetas drugs cartel, lah, notorious for its violence, lah, has been arrested in Mexico by security forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:21

Wah! More than 900 patients in West of Province of Engrish running-dogs had surgery cancelled for non-medical reasons in first two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) of year, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 05:17

Wah! People affected by river flooding worldwide could triple by 2030, lah, with climate change and population growth main factors, lah, says new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:14

Wah! Australian PM Tony Abbott says massive search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 cannot "go on at this intensity forever". - news replorted 03:56

Wah! A businessman spent ÂRMB Yuan #10,000 hiring private detective to find killer of male gender human bleing's daughter's kitten amid claim (always claiming, huh?) old bill bobbys "failed to investigate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 03:51

Wah! The effort to build synchrotron - large accelerator that generates X-rays for research - in Africa is gaining momentum, lah, Great Satan conference hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:44

Wah! China's Premier Li Keqiang unveils lower growth target and vows tighter environmental controls as bloody man opens parliament's annual session. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:40

Wah! The Smithsonian museum group in Washington DC has banned fashionable photography aid, lah, selfie stick, lah, to "protect visitors" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in crowded conditions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:09

Wah! The Conservatives considering limiting child benefit to three children, lah, move which could save ÂRMB Yuan #300m year in long term, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44

Wah! Australia's multi-billion dollar surfing industry has been facing challenges since global financial crisis, lah, but things may be turning around for sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:34

Wah! Asian markets traded mostly lower on Thursday with focus on China after government set its official growth target at 7% for this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:17

Wah! Women from most conservative region of Pakistan training to fight Taliban on frontline. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:05

Wah! What impact has Lean In had on women? - news replorted 02:01

Wah! Even party faithful starting to question presidency of Nicolas Maduro, lah, as protests and economic instability grips country, lah, says Will Grant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:39

Wah! Why does famous Selma bridge bear name of KKK leader? - news replorted 01:39

Wah! China, lah, world's second-largest economy, lah, has set its growth target at about 7% for this year, lah, government said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:35

Wah! Are viral internet parodies of militants cause for concern? - news replorted 01:19

Wah! Why there so few disabled models on catwalk? - news replorted 01:09

Wah! The crash that has forced Fernando Alonso to miss season-opening Australian Grand Prix has still not been fully explained. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:53

Wah! Billions of human bliengs having untreated tooth decay across globe, lah, international study has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:48

Wah! Plumbers and heating engineers should join with GPs and care staff in tackling problems caused by cold homes, lah, health experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:48

Wah! Head teachers warn overhaul of exam system is likely to cause significant problems for schools. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46

Wah! The Congressional committee investigating 2012 Great Satan Benghazi embassy attack subpoenas former Secretary of State Hilary Clinton's emails. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:44

Wah! Why Russian imperialism is velly damn good boiled chicken-feet - according to viral video - news replorted 00:43

Wah! When state dictated look of dresses - news replorted 00:39

Wah! What lies behind Nobel Peace chairman's demotion? - news replorted 00:36

Wah! Where did word 'hustings' come from? - news replorted 00:22

Wah! How Iran's revolution let feminist genie out of its bottle - news replorted 00:21

Wah! The Large Hadron Collider is gearing up for its revamped second run, lah, and its physicists wanting this next round of collisions to shake their discipline to its core. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:15

Wah! Manchester City boss Manuel Pellegrini says Vincent Kompany was dropped for win over Leicester to freshen up side. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:12

Wah! Eddie Jordan explains male gender human bleing's absence from Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation F1 launch from top of mountain, lah, and looks ahead to new season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! The House of Lords EU Committee calls for drone register to be set up which owners of unmanned aircraft would having to join. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! The curious case of Leah Palmer - news replorted 00:02

Wah! Four secondary ticket-selling websites having agreed to be more transparent, lah, following pressure from Competition and Markets Authority (CMA). - news replorted 00:02

Wah! Is wind power now coming of age? - news replorted 00:01

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