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MERCEDES A-CLASSLing - thank you very much for the outstanding service you provided getting my Mercedes A Class. I will definitely be back to you in the future. Fantastic service. Excellent delivery, we are very happy.

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CarI faxed my order on 7th January 08, explaining I needed the car by mid-February due to problems with my old car. Ling's Toyota Verso arrived on the 30th Jan! Fantastic friendly service, faultless! I will be contacting you when the lease runs out!

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