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Customer Letter: 1431 / 1528
Victoria says...
JEEP WRANGLERLing, thank you for an excellent efficient service. The whole process of getting my new Jeep Wrangler was fantastic. Well done. Excellent delivery.

Victoria R*****
3 **** *****
Sprotbrough
Doncaster
DN5 ***


Editor Note: What a car, Vicky! What a price! This is a hell of a lot of car for the price of a posh Fiesta! A 2.8 TD engine, top of the range Sahara Unlimited and how butch are those wheels? You could be in California :) Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1378 / 1528
Stuart says...
FORD FIESTAThe car was delivered this morning at 1045. It had been driven from Chester and was showing 210 miles when I took possession and documented on the delivery note. Although it was rain splattered it was generally clean with only one very very minor mark on the front offside wing which is not worth sorting.

I have to say that this has been a painless and stress free exercise for my first venture into leasing. This has been because your website is most informative though 'wacky' (which helps). The constant exchange of information in the Lingo area has answered all my questions honestly and promptly.

I don't really see how the process could be made any easier.

Thank you for making the process simple and easy. I will have no hesitation in recommending your services to family, friends and indeed anybody who speaks to me about leasing a vehicle. At this moment in time I look forward to the next vehicle we lease through you. Thank you again.

Stuart McCluskey
Address Withheld
Barton Upon Humber
DN18 ***


Editor Note: Wow! What a great letter from you Stu, you are brilliant for writing that! At first I thought you were giving me a statement for the court! It is lovely to be pain and stress-free, maybe I should rename my business Radox Leasing :) Go and have a drive and tell me what you think. These Fiestas are great cars! I withhold your address for security as you are a bobby and I don't want those pesky criminals annoying you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1086 / 1528
Joanne says...
 We have had four or five cars from Ling now, it just keeps getting easier and easier from proposal to delivery. It all goes so smoothly. We have now reached the point when we require a contract car we only look at LINGsCARS! Excellent delivery, first class dealer.

Joanne Hardy
The Birches, Lee Court
Whitley
Goole
DN14 0GX


Editor Note: Joanne, yes, yes, you have had many cars and I always do my best. Even though you are in Goole, which on my map is near Holland, you choose me for your cars and I'm so grateful. I do my best. Thanks for being so lovely. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1065 / 1528
Robert says...
 Brilliant service, very quick and efficient. Best prices around. Definitely recommend Ling to anyone and everyone. Good delivery, my new Chrysler C300 arrived on time.

Robert Lawson
12 Odin Court
Scartho
Grimsby
DN33 3RH


Editor Note: Rob, now you have a brand new lo-rider mutha-car C300! How good is that? All for the price of a pizza a day. Speak to you in a couple of years, dude... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1037 / 1528
Mike says...
Car“Ling can really make the payment sing”. An excellent service with good comms. Will let all our company cars from her in future. Excellent delivery of our new A6.

P.S. The free meal's good too.

Mike Robinson
Castle Accountants Ltd
6/7 Excelsior Court
Conisborough
Doncaster
DN12 3HQ


Editor Note: Mike, REALLY??? Hahahaha, I am sure you haven't eaten it, maybe you are just imagining it is good. It is not :) However, I am glad I make your payment sing. You have got a bloody cheap big car with all extras, this is LeMans model. It is so good to hear accountant being pleased with the payments, that means a lot to me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 876 / 1528
Darren says...
CarThe Audi A6 Saloon arrived on time, very quickly and in pristine condition. I am very happy with the service and will definitely use Ling again. Excellent delivery.

Darren Shelton
11 St Crispins Close
North Killingholme
Immingham
DN40 3JN


Editor Note: Wow, short and sweet letter from another Audi customer. Thanks for the comments from Immingham, Darren. Talk in a couple of years, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 846 / 1528
Sean says...
CarBest price on the internet, with friendly helpful staff. The supplying dealer though, they struggeld to give me a delivery date.

Sean Rhodes
6 Shelley Grove
Doncaster
DN5 8BX


Editor Note: Yes, Sean. Alfa dealers are World renowned. It is so hard to find one that does a good job. But the cars are fine and I am sure you will enjoy the 159! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 835 / 1528
Darren says...
CarOur SAAB 9-3 Convertible arrived as ordered - excellent! This kept me in the good books with her indoors, I even managed to get a promise out of it. You've got to keep the lady in your life happy. Thanks, Ling.

Darren Shelton
11 St Crispins Close
North Killingholme
Immingham
DN40 3JN


Editor Note: Ha! No-one keeps ME that happy! I have a similar car, but mine is an A4 Cab, not a SAAB. Lovely. Now your wife and I both wait for this bloody Global Warming to kick in! Makes a change from Global Moaning, which is what us women are good at, eh? Sunny Immingham and a SAAB Convertible - a dream come true! ...Darren, I note you have now ordered an Audi A6 Saloon 2.7 TDI V6 (177bhp) Le Mans ... that to keep YOU happy? Or just for when it rains? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 796 / 1528
Stewart says...
CarThank you for supplying my new Honda Civic, it looks and drives just as it should! What an experience, you're a wild one, still it's a good way to lease and would be boring if we were all business-like and "stiff" all the time! Delivery was excellent.

Stewart Collinson
LVV Services
Unit 60, Crange Lane North
Scunthorpe
DN16 1BZ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, a "wild one"! I just like to have fun, Stewart, that's what it should all be about. Have a great time in the Civic, see you in 2-years. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 627 / 1528
Barry says...
CarExcellent service from enquiry through to delivery. For once when using the Internet and email, I felt like a person and not a number.

I am pleased with my choice of Nissan Qashqai 1.6 Acenta, shame about the long delivery - but hey... that's the Japanese for you. Will be recommending you to friends and family.

Barry Smith
8 Eastfield Road
Keelby
DN41 8JE


Editor Note: Barry, the Nissan Qashqai is a great car, built near to me by Mackams in Washington. As you say, a long waiting list. When you quip "that's the Japanese for you", I would point to my education in China which imprinted the Japanese in every Chinese person's mind as murdering warriors bent on genocide, live medical experiments, forcing thousands into prostitution for their troops, and world domination with the Nazis. Remember this continued in China well before, and long after the end of WW2. But, hey - "that's the Japanese for you!" :). I'm sure they have improved slightly as a race and as a society, since then. They do make good cars. Ironically, Nissan is owned now by the French... so you have the first to attack owned by the first to surrender. How weird is that?! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 405 / 1528
Beryl says...
CITROEN C4"Ling, after many promises from other leasing companies (failed) you were wonderful. Always contactable, always pleasant and your service was excellent - we will use you again. The suppying dealer was excellent, on time and efficient."

Beryl Brown
Ideal Financial Services Ltd
259 Grimsby Road
Cleethorpes
DN35 7HE


Editor Note: Beryl, it's not often I have to slow deliveries down, but I had to slow your Citroen C4 down. Hope you don't mind if I explain why - because you were having your teeth done in, I think, Bulgaria or Romania?? Amazing! My mum is a retired dental professor in China and she says they are beginning to see "dental tourism", too. This damn world is getting smaller, eh? Thanks for kind words, as usual it is other shit that makes me look good - Ling



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Customer Letter: 401 / 1528
Paul says...
 "Absolutely fantastic service, fast and very efficient! Really good communication and helpful, thank you Ling. Oh yes - the sweets are a really good touch! My new Mitsubishi Shogun Sport had 170 miles on, as they drove it to me."

Paul Holmes
9 Churchfields
Winterton
Scunthorpe
DN15 9QH


Editor Note: Paul Holmes, stop moaning about mileage on your new Shogun Sport! Scunthorpe (I have checked on map) is 170 miles from ANYWHERE except Grimsby, and that town doesn't count unless you are fish-wife. Don't worry!! Mileage will be added to contract, so you will get the full contract mileage allowance. Think of it as having professional driver help to run in your new car (the boring part). Anyway, I am so glad you are happy, it is amazing you enjoyed the sweets - usually customers have damn big moan about them (special red tea flavour, heheh) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 373 / 1528
Joanne says...
BMW 1-SERIES"Hi Ling,

Just to say; great fast service, no fuss, brilliant delivery timed to fit around me. We had lots of contact with your dealer, brilliant service. BMW 1-Series exactly as ordered. I would definitely recommend you. "

Joanne Hardy
The Birches
Lee Court
Whitley
Goole
DN14 0GX


Editor Note: Yes, my BMW supplier (to be nameless I am afraid) is amongst the very best and I would say is the best dealer I have ever dealt with. A true professional and very rare amongst car dealers, many of whom are next to useless. Have a great time in your 1-series, Joanne - Ling



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Customer Letter: 355 / 1528
Joanne says...
BMW 1-SERIES"Hi Ling,

Just to tell you we took delivery of the BMW 1-series on Friday. Everything is fine, the car is great. Many thanks for all your help, it all went smoothly and we hope to do business with you again."

Joanne Hardy
The Birches
Lee Court
Whitley
Goole
DN14 0GX


Editor Note: Goole is not far from main BMW import centre at Thorne, Joanne. Glad that helped to speed up delivery a bit, and I'm very happy that you are pleased - Ling



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Wah! Simon Kindleysides, lah, who lost using of male gender human bleing's legs in 2013, lah, says it is "incredible feeling" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to walk with robotic legs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:32



Wah! What exactly is UK's National Barrier Asset? - news replorted 11:23



Wah! Heavily armed old bill bobbys having been sent to prison on outskirts of Melbourne following major riot which officials say may be linked to smoking ban which begins on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:20



Wah! The Millennium Stadium in Cardiff will be host venue for 2017 Champions League final, lah, Uefa confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:09



Wah! The eurozone's inflation rate dipped slightly from 0.3% in May to 0.2% in June, lah, remaining in positive ground, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Car 25, lah, Overall winner It was ‘California dreaming’ for Peter and Zoe Lovett when they crossed San Francisco finish line as overall winners - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Last-minute talks taking place in Athens over whether to accept offer by creditors that would allow Greece to repay its debt, lah, Greek media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Matti Makkonen, lah, who pioneered SMS technology and launched worldwide sensation of texting, lah, has died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Three Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters urging members of national park authority to approve plans for RMB Yuan #1.7bn potash mine on North York Moors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! The opening night of William Tell at Royal Opera House is marked by boos over nude rape scene. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Iran's Bloody foreign dodgy minister returns to Vienna for talks with world powers on day set as deadline for agreement on its nuclear programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Mervyn and Janet  Garton special Silver Jubilee celebrations at next month’s Silverstone Classic (24-26 July) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will see introduction of tw - news replorted 10:45



Wah! The education secretary suggests extreme homophobia could be one sign as new advice goes out to schools on how to identify potential extremists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Discounts on new cars shrinking as Britain’s LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sales boom rumbles on, lah, according to What Car? research. - news replorted 10:34



Wah! With only eight of 24 teams at World Cup led by females, lah, men forcing women out of their own game? - news replorted 10:12



Wah! The senior old bill bobbys officer most likely to having taken decision not to arrest Lord Janner on charges of child abuse in 1991 says there was "no cover-up". - news replorted 10:08



Wah! The faces and costumes of annual bloody annoying Blitish traditions - news replorted 10:06



Wah! The body of dead Liberian man tests positive for Ebola - country's first reported case since it was declared free of disease. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! The Belfast-born writer CS Lewis, lah, is to be honoured with series of new sculptures from male gender human bleing's most famous book, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, Lion, lah, Witch and Wardrobe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:54



Wah! A book of condolence for victims of gun attack at Tunisian beach resort opens in Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy grew by 0.4% in first quarter of 2015, lah, revised up from previous estimate of 0.3%, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Two-time Cheltenham Gold Cup winner Kauto Star is put down after suffering fractured pelvis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:37



Wah! They in World Cup semi-finals but many not household names. Eating rice!! See how much you tellibly lovely custlingmer knowing about Province of Engrish running-dogs's history-making side. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:35



Wah! After its watered down plans were attacked in March, lah, EU reaches deal to end mobile data roaming charges and define net neutrality rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Shares in London (capital of Great England) and across Europe continues to fall with Greece expected to default on payment to IMf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Vauxhall launches OnStar in UK Vlauxhall is bringing OnStar to bloody annoying Blitish this summer with comprehensive package, lah, which includes high-speed 4G LTE mobil - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Thousands of ferry passengers stranded on both sides of Channel as port workers in Calais stage fresh strike action. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Beijing is watching unravelling of events in Athens with mixture of dismay, lah, strategic patience and cunning, lah, says Carrie Gracie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish Anti-Doping confirms it is investigating claim (always claiming, huh?) about doping techniques allegedly used by coach Alberto Salazar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:24



Wah! Shares in struggling Japanese electronics giant Sony fall more than 8% after it announces plans to raise $3.6bn through sale of shares and bonds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! old bill bobbys respond to riot involving inmates at Melbourne prison, lah, day before state-wide smoking ban in jails comes into effect. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Two human bliengs dead after one of them set himself on fire on board Japanese Shinkansen bullet train, lah, public broadcaster NHK reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! old bill bobbys start search for 31-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman who has absconded from Cornton Vale Prison in Stirlingshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:11



Wah! Bentley Continental GT Speed Breitling Jet Team Series Limited Edition Bentley is taking its fusion of luxury and performance to new extremes with launch of Continental GT Speed Breit - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Andrew Walker considers possible scenarios over next few days, lah, as Greeks asked to decide whether or not to back reforms set out by their government's international creditors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:48



Wah! Giant African snails being bred in only snail farm in East Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! A military transport plane crashes in residential area of Indonesian city of Medan, lah, officials say, lah, with unknown number of casualties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Schools in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep face fewer tests and will getting more freedom over what to teach as education dodgy minister announces radical shake-up of lessons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:02



Wah! Families speak out for first clock time result about "deplorable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) care their loved ones received at Denbighshire mental health ward. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Mental ill health among young human bliengs in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers is serious and growing problem, lah, new report suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! The number of empty places in schools in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers rises to about one fifth of entire number of places available. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! About RMB Yuan #600m will be spent on new metro system for south east Welsh land of sheep and more sheep within next five years, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:07



Wah! old bill bobbys officers, lah, soldiers, lah, emergency services and intelligence officials taking part in London's largest counter-terrorism exercise to date. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! Afghan fighters allied with Islamic State in contact with group's Syrian headquarters, lah, senior Great Satan commander says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:18



Wah! Greek PM Alexis Tsipras urges voters to reject creditors' demands in Sunday's referendum on its debt crisis, lah, as country's bailout is set to expire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:09



Wah! At least two human bliengs reported hurtee-hurtee after fire breaks out on bullet train in Japan - say officials - news replorted 04:45



Wah! Four British tourists seriously hurtee-hurtee in Tunisian beach attack having been flown back to bloody annoying Blitish by RAf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 04:44



Wah! A series of major wildfires having been burning across thousands of acres of Washington state, lah, over 120 miles (190km) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! east of Seattle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:40



Wah! International negotiations on Iran's nuclear programme due to finish, lah, but it is thought they could continue into July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:38



Wah! China is set to reavealingly showing Great Satan how much it will cut carbon emissions by beyond 2020, lah, says Premier Li Keqiang during visit to Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:24



Wah! An inquest is under way in Malaysia into death of backpacker whose body was found eight days after bloody man was believed to having gone on jungle trek. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:19



Wah! Shares in Asia mostly up on Tuesday, lah, beginning to recover some of Monday's losses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44



Wah! The Independent Living Fund is closing on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. But what is it and who will it affect? - news replorted 02:44



Wah! The government has announced that "coasting" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) schools to be given academy status - but, lah, asks Branwen Jeffreys, lah, is that guarantee of improvement? - news replorted 02:42



Wah! How did 'silo' getting to mean something else? - news replorted 02:35



Wah! Eduardo Vargas scores twice as hosts Chile beat 10-man Peru to move into their first Copa America final since 1987. - news replorted 02:28



Wah! The old bill bobbys service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is resistant to change because of "insular attitude" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and chief constables who fail to listen to officers, lah, review finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Labour leadership contenders Liz Kendall and Andy Burnham call for changes to welfare-to-work schemes and employment tribunal fees ahead of another hustings in contest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:44



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish must take urgent action to prepare for impacts of climate change in UK, lah, according to progress report from MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! Brazilian Hugo Barra wantings to lead charge of Super-Duper-Chinese-State smartphones in male gender human bleing's home country and beyond. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Midnight will come later tonight as for first clock time result in three years extra second is added to official clock time result set by atomic clocks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:20



Wah! The Great Satan love of bespoke British tailoring - news replorted 01:17



Wah! How Kuwaitis came together after terror attack - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Funding given to schools for poorer children has "potential", lah, says government spending watchdog, lah, but will take clock time result to achieve real change. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! A health insurer is criticised for advising members to using Facebook-owned activity tracker without making social network's involvement more clear. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! How we destroyed animal we most admired - news replorted 00:28



Wah! How to survive 25 years of prostitution and start living - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The business case for key project to help "rejuvenate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Stranraer estimates jobs it creates could come at cost of about RMB Yuan #200,000 each. - news replorted 00:22



Wah! A new panel set up to review proposed school closures overturns decision by Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs council to shut schools in its area. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Why African presidents insist on calling themselves doctors? - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Will Apple Music kill Spotify? - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Aftermath of Tunisia shootings continues to lead many papers, lah, while hot weather and Greek debt crisis also make headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! An abandoned ashram in Indian town of Rishikesh has become must-see stop for Beatles fans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A paedophile priest was able to flee country after old bill bobbys officer tipped off Catholic Church in Birmingham about inquiry, lah, sex abuse victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A young designer based in London (capital of Great England) has developed hand tool that bloody man hopes can change way craftsmen and women work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! 2015 New figures released today by Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! confirm growing strength - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Too many patients dying following emergency bowel surgery, lah, experts who having done comprehensive audit warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Hundreds of schools being told to raise their exam results, lah, under plans announced by education secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00



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