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Customer Letter: 1431 / 1529
Victoria says...
JEEP WRANGLERLing, thank you for an excellent efficient service. The whole process of getting my new Jeep Wrangler was fantastic. Well done. Excellent delivery.

Victoria R*****
3 **** *****
Sprotbrough
Doncaster
DN5 ***


Editor Note: What a car, Vicky! What a price! This is a hell of a lot of car for the price of a posh Fiesta! A 2.8 TD engine, top of the range Sahara Unlimited and how butch are those wheels? You could be in California :) Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1378 / 1529
Stuart says...
FORD FIESTAThe car was delivered this morning at 1045. It had been driven from Chester and was showing 210 miles when I took possession and documented on the delivery note. Although it was rain splattered it was generally clean with only one very very minor mark on the front offside wing which is not worth sorting.

I have to say that this has been a painless and stress free exercise for my first venture into leasing. This has been because your website is most informative though 'wacky' (which helps). The constant exchange of information in the Lingo area has answered all my questions honestly and promptly.

I don't really see how the process could be made any easier.

Thank you for making the process simple and easy. I will have no hesitation in recommending your services to family, friends and indeed anybody who speaks to me about leasing a vehicle. At this moment in time I look forward to the next vehicle we lease through you. Thank you again.

Stuart McCluskey
Address Withheld
Barton Upon Humber
DN18 ***


Editor Note: Wow! What a great letter from you Stu, you are brilliant for writing that! At first I thought you were giving me a statement for the court! It is lovely to be pain and stress-free, maybe I should rename my business Radox Leasing :) Go and have a drive and tell me what you think. These Fiestas are great cars! I withhold your address for security as you are a bobby and I don't want those pesky criminals annoying you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1086 / 1529
Joanne says...
 We have had four or five cars from Ling now, it just keeps getting easier and easier from proposal to delivery. It all goes so smoothly. We have now reached the point when we require a contract car we only look at LINGsCARS! Excellent delivery, first class dealer.

Joanne Hardy
The Birches, Lee Court
Whitley
Goole
DN14 0GX


Editor Note: Joanne, yes, yes, you have had many cars and I always do my best. Even though you are in Goole, which on my map is near Holland, you choose me for your cars and I'm so grateful. I do my best. Thanks for being so lovely. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1065 / 1529
Robert says...
 Brilliant service, very quick and efficient. Best prices around. Definitely recommend Ling to anyone and everyone. Good delivery, my new Chrysler C300 arrived on time.

Robert Lawson
12 Odin Court
Scartho
Grimsby
DN33 3RH


Editor Note: Rob, now you have a brand new lo-rider mutha-car C300! How good is that? All for the price of a pizza a day. Speak to you in a couple of years, dude... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1037 / 1529
Mike says...
Car“Ling can really make the payment sing”. An excellent service with good comms. Will let all our company cars from her in future. Excellent delivery of our new A6.

P.S. The free meal's good too.

Mike Robinson
Castle Accountants Ltd
6/7 Excelsior Court
Conisborough
Doncaster
DN12 3HQ


Editor Note: Mike, REALLY??? Hahahaha, I am sure you haven't eaten it, maybe you are just imagining it is good. It is not :) However, I am glad I make your payment sing. You have got a bloody cheap big car with all extras, this is LeMans model. It is so good to hear accountant being pleased with the payments, that means a lot to me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 876 / 1529
Darren says...
CarThe Audi A6 Saloon arrived on time, very quickly and in pristine condition. I am very happy with the service and will definitely use Ling again. Excellent delivery.

Darren Shelton
11 St Crispins Close
North Killingholme
Immingham
DN40 3JN


Editor Note: Wow, short and sweet letter from another Audi customer. Thanks for the comments from Immingham, Darren. Talk in a couple of years, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 846 / 1529
Sean says...
CarBest price on the internet, with friendly helpful staff. The supplying dealer though, they struggeld to give me a delivery date.

Sean Rhodes
6 Shelley Grove
Doncaster
DN5 8BX


Editor Note: Yes, Sean. Alfa dealers are World renowned. It is so hard to find one that does a good job. But the cars are fine and I am sure you will enjoy the 159! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 835 / 1529
Darren says...
CarOur SAAB 9-3 Convertible arrived as ordered - excellent! This kept me in the good books with her indoors, I even managed to get a promise out of it. You've got to keep the lady in your life happy. Thanks, Ling.

Darren Shelton
11 St Crispins Close
North Killingholme
Immingham
DN40 3JN


Editor Note: Ha! No-one keeps ME that happy! I have a similar car, but mine is an A4 Cab, not a SAAB. Lovely. Now your wife and I both wait for this bloody Global Warming to kick in! Makes a change from Global Moaning, which is what us women are good at, eh? Sunny Immingham and a SAAB Convertible - a dream come true! ...Darren, I note you have now ordered an Audi A6 Saloon 2.7 TDI V6 (177bhp) Le Mans ... that to keep YOU happy? Or just for when it rains? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 796 / 1529
Stewart says...
CarThank you for supplying my new Honda Civic, it looks and drives just as it should! What an experience, you're a wild one, still it's a good way to lease and would be boring if we were all business-like and "stiff" all the time! Delivery was excellent.

Stewart Collinson
LVV Services
Unit 60, Crange Lane North
Scunthorpe
DN16 1BZ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, a "wild one"! I just like to have fun, Stewart, that's what it should all be about. Have a great time in the Civic, see you in 2-years. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 627 / 1529
Barry says...
CarExcellent service from enquiry through to delivery. For once when using the Internet and email, I felt like a person and not a number.

I am pleased with my choice of Nissan Qashqai 1.6 Acenta, shame about the long delivery - but hey... that's the Japanese for you. Will be recommending you to friends and family.

Barry Smith
8 Eastfield Road
Keelby
DN41 8JE


Editor Note: Barry, the Nissan Qashqai is a great car, built near to me by Mackams in Washington. As you say, a long waiting list. When you quip "that's the Japanese for you", I would point to my education in China which imprinted the Japanese in every Chinese person's mind as murdering warriors bent on genocide, live medical experiments, forcing thousands into prostitution for their troops, and world domination with the Nazis. Remember this continued in China well before, and long after the end of WW2. But, hey - "that's the Japanese for you!" :). I'm sure they have improved slightly as a race and as a society, since then. They do make good cars. Ironically, Nissan is owned now by the French... so you have the first to attack owned by the first to surrender. How weird is that?! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 405 / 1529
Beryl says...
CITROEN C4"Ling, after many promises from other leasing companies (failed) you were wonderful. Always contactable, always pleasant and your service was excellent - we will use you again. The suppying dealer was excellent, on time and efficient."

Beryl Brown
Ideal Financial Services Ltd
259 Grimsby Road
Cleethorpes
DN35 7HE


Editor Note: Beryl, it's not often I have to slow deliveries down, but I had to slow your Citroen C4 down. Hope you don't mind if I explain why - because you were having your teeth done in, I think, Bulgaria or Romania?? Amazing! My mum is a retired dental professor in China and she says they are beginning to see "dental tourism", too. This damn world is getting smaller, eh? Thanks for kind words, as usual it is other shit that makes me look good - Ling



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Customer Letter: 401 / 1529
Paul says...
 "Absolutely fantastic service, fast and very efficient! Really good communication and helpful, thank you Ling. Oh yes - the sweets are a really good touch! My new Mitsubishi Shogun Sport had 170 miles on, as they drove it to me."

Paul Holmes
9 Churchfields
Winterton
Scunthorpe
DN15 9QH


Editor Note: Paul Holmes, stop moaning about mileage on your new Shogun Sport! Scunthorpe (I have checked on map) is 170 miles from ANYWHERE except Grimsby, and that town doesn't count unless you are fish-wife. Don't worry!! Mileage will be added to contract, so you will get the full contract mileage allowance. Think of it as having professional driver help to run in your new car (the boring part). Anyway, I am so glad you are happy, it is amazing you enjoyed the sweets - usually customers have damn big moan about them (special red tea flavour, heheh) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 373 / 1529
Joanne says...
BMW 1-SERIES"Hi Ling,

Just to say; great fast service, no fuss, brilliant delivery timed to fit around me. We had lots of contact with your dealer, brilliant service. BMW 1-Series exactly as ordered. I would definitely recommend you. "

Joanne Hardy
The Birches
Lee Court
Whitley
Goole
DN14 0GX


Editor Note: Yes, my BMW supplier (to be nameless I am afraid) is amongst the very best and I would say is the best dealer I have ever dealt with. A true professional and very rare amongst car dealers, many of whom are next to useless. Have a great time in your 1-series, Joanne - Ling



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Customer Letter: 355 / 1529
Joanne says...
BMW 1-SERIES"Hi Ling,

Just to tell you we took delivery of the BMW 1-series on Friday. Everything is fine, the car is great. Many thanks for all your help, it all went smoothly and we hope to do business with you again."

Joanne Hardy
The Birches
Lee Court
Whitley
Goole
DN14 0GX


Editor Note: Goole is not far from main BMW import centre at Thorne, Joanne. Glad that helped to speed up delivery a bit, and I'm very happy that you are pleased - Ling



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Wah! More than 300 call centre jobs to be created in Londonderry as result of investment by American corporation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:58



Wah! Written by Malcolm Bobbitt, lah, this new edition of Wlokswaglon Beetle Cabriolet chronicles history of this practical and - news replorted 11:56



Wah! As ferry sank, lah, students sent parents harrowing text messages - news replorted 11:53



Wah! ŠKODA is picking up pace in China, lah, and company’s current model campaign continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:47



Wah! A giant light installation in old gas storage tank in Germany, lah, works by French sculptor Auguste Rodin and Great Satan photographer Robert Mapplethorpe side by side in Paris - and more from world of arts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:45



Wah! A Great Satan appeals court upholds contempt of court ruling against secure email service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service provider Lavabit used by whistleblower Edward Snowden. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! Stormont Health dodgy minister Edwin Poots is urged to clarify if admissions policy on NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) care homes will be changed, lah, following reprieve for 18 facilities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:35



Wah! ŠKODA bloody annoying Blitish has teamed up with bloody annoying Blitish Cycling Events, lah, country’s largest sportive organisers, lah, to provide cyclists with their - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Veteran British directors Mike Leigh and Ken Loach see their new films selected for competition at this year's Cannes Film Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:28



Wah! The Banksy picture at centre of row over ownership is moved from youth club by old bill bobbys and taken to Bristol City Museum and Art Gallery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Mazda continued its run during first quarter as one of Europe’s fastest-growing carmakers. Eating rice!! At 50,221 units, lah, new regi - news replorted 11:11



Wah! The discovery of another buzzard's body brings number of birds of prey found dead in Ross-shire to 20. - news replorted 11:09



Wah! The "resilient" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) bloody annoying Blitish housing market recorded another increase in mortgage lending in March, lah, according to lenders' group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Larry Magid, lah, technology analyst for CNET, lah, discusses fall in Google's shares. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:01



Wah! Four women arrested in connection with on-going fraud investigation at Birmingham school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:50



Wah! A large bird that looks similar to ostrich and can run at speed of up to 40mph is on loose in Home Counties after it inexplicably escaped from field. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Gareth Bale wantings to win treble with Real Madrid after scoring "really special" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) winner in Copa del Rey final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Artists' brains structurally different to non-artists in areas relating to fine motor movements and visual imagery, lah, study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! A 45-earth-years old happy birthday to you, lorry driver is arrested in connection with compulsorly dying instantly crash on M26 in Kent, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:35



Wah! There is huge response to speeding crackdown in Belgium, lah, with thousands of human bliengs participating. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Road safety charity IAM is offering weekly motoring tips from Britain’s top advanced driver, lah, Peter Rodger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! This week - news replorted 10:10



Wah! A selection of British-built Hondas will support Wiggle Rondla Pro Cycling Team as they pedal their way through ac - news replorted 10:05



Wah! MP Andrew Bridgen says action is being taken to stop "stinky" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) odour caused by male gender human bleing's family's vegetable processing business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Volkswagen has released design sketches of Golf R 400 concept car, lah, ahead of its official unveiling at Auto China - news replorted 10:00



Wah! The tests carried out by forensic expert for Oscar Pistorius' murder trial being rigorously challenged by state prosecutor in South Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! AC/DC confirm they will continue making music, lah, following news guitarist and founder member Malcolm Young is taking break from band due to ill health. - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Polls open in Algeria where 77-earth-years old happy birthday to you, President Abdelaziz Bouteflika, lah, who suffered stroke last year, lah, is seeking fourth term in office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! The Co-operative Group has announced losses of RMB Yuan #2.5bn for 2013, lah, marking worst losses in group's 150-year history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:27



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation obtain garbling written down on paper message sent by Cardiff City that says their defeat by Crystal Palace in early rainy season-month Aplil should not stand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Retirees could be told how long they likely to live after stopping work, lah, says pensions dodgy minister Steve Webb. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 09:25



Wah! Few sports embrace outdoor life as completely as kitesurfing. No spitting in damn website!!! Three-times British kitesurfing champion, lah, Hannah White - news replorted 09:23



Wah! An 3.2 magnitude earthquake that hit East Midlands is being investigated by geological experts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Children's Laureate, lah, Malorie Blackman, lah, wantings to getting boys back into books. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! The redesigned Wlokswaglon Touareg has made its debut at Auto China show in Beijing. No spitting in damn website!!! With refreshed styling front - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Porsche has placed its trust in Continental tyres for its new Macan SUV, lah, with both summer and winter tyre approvals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! The BBC’s new China editor on flemale human person's return to Beijing - news replorted 08:49



Wah! One of China's most influential bloggers, lah, Charles Xue, lah, is granted bail after months of detention because of "serious illness", lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:36



Wah! A children's book has beaten Fifty Shades of Grey as Great Satan library system's most criticised book. What you wan'?!! Why? - news replorted 08:26



Wah! old bill bobbys find what they believe to be ammunition after emergency services were called to scene of arson attack in north Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:19



Wah! Hyundai Motor posted positive gains in European LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine market during first quarter, lah, in line with company’s qual - news replorted 08:00



Wah! They among most reviled creatures on Earth, lah, but could maggots help British agriculture save millions of pounds and meet green targets? - news replorted 07:58



Wah! Mystery surrounds fate of more than 100 teenage girls abducted from school in remote north-east of Nigeria by suspected Islamist militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:56



Wah! Pensioners could soon be told how long they likely to live under government plan to help them manage their money better. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:52



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge pledge to return to Australia's famous Blue Mountains, lah, after visiting area as part of 10-day tour of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:23



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge having visited area of Blue Mountains n Australia devastated by bush-fires six months ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:20



Wah! As Indians vote in biggest day of general election, lah, BBC's Mike Wooldridge reports from Pakistan-administered Kashmir. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! Local councils urged to be open about whether they using parking charges to raise income or to manage traffic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:05



Wah! Lauge Jensen motorcycles is today unveiling Viking Concept at Top Marques luxury brands show in Monaco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport's Pat Nevin looks at reasons why former Everton manager David Moyes may be in for uncomfortable return to velly damn good boiled chicken-feetison Park on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:58



Wah! A failed rural heritage centre which cost public purse more than RMB Yuan #3.4m when it collapsed should having been more closely monitored, lah, government auditor says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:49



Wah! Priest's rendition of Leonard Cohen's classic becomes viral sensation - news replorted 06:42



Wah! A new online portal could save health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers millions of pounds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Prosecutors in New York due to start outlining their case against Abu Hamza al-Masri, lah, radical cleric extradited from bloody annoying Blitish in 2012. - news replorted 05:33



Wah! Emergency services continue to search for nearly 300 human bliengs missing after ferry carrying more than 470 sank off South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:19



Wah! A mini-sub searching for missing Malaysian plane completes full mission at its third attempt, lah, after technical issues cut first two short. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:36



Wah! Compensation of up to RMB Yuan #16m will be paid to train and freight operators following destruction of main railway line at Dawlish in south-west of Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:31



Wah! The Queen will bring Easter tradition of handing out Maundy money to Blackburn Cathedral later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:19



Wah! The Jockey Club, lah, organisation behind UK's leading horseracing events, lah, reports record profits for last year of RMB Yuan #22m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:58



Wah! Ex-CIA contractor Edward Snowden risked lives of secret agents by leaking rice-paper officialing doumentlation containing their names, lah, Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Liam Fox says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:44



Wah! There is "no new credible evidence of criminality" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in files covering east London (capital of Great England) borough, lah, to suspect fraud, lah, Met old bill bobbys says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:39



Wah! It is "too soon" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to decide whether to scrap national census, lah, and 2021 survey should go ahead, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters advise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:28



Wah! China's internet giant Tencent will launch popular Candy Crush game on mainland in partnership with game's creator King Digital Entertainment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:21



Wah! The Roman Catholic Church in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep turns down request by members for results of sexual ethics survey to be made public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 03:19



Wah! Senior officials from US, lah, Russia, lah, EU and Ukraine meet in Geneva as differences over crisis in eastern Ukraine deepen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:15



Wah! About 10,000 new drivers had their licences revoked after receiving six or more penalty points in 2012, lah, Newsbeat finds through Freedom of inflomination request. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:53



Wah! Motorists braced for what is set to be busiest day of year on roads so far, lah, with up to 16m cars expected to be used over Easter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:31



Wah! old bill bobbys in Argentina say they having rescued teenage girl who had been starved, lah, beaten and kept in garage for nine years by flemale human person's foster parents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:18



Wah! Doctors and nurses should more to stop hospital patients developing infections, lah, NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Tom Brook looks at life of photographer who secretly took over 100,000 photographs of human bliengs in flemale human person's day to day life - news replorted 01:43



Wah! How Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters getting saluted by chancellor in Budget - news replorted 01:09



Wah! Four guitar bands to look out for in 2014 - news replorted 01:04



Wah! ZTE has decided to pass over investing in areas where returns aren't likely to be high - its results later will show how its new strategy is paying off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Does it matter that drug firms give doctors money and gifts? - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Solving mystery of Michael Rockefeller - news replorted 00:41



Wah! The Scot who helped establish America's national parks is to be honoured at opening of long distance path which bears male gender human bleing's name. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Jeremy Paxman closes Wednesday's edition of Newsnight with performance by two young Irish dancing champions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Take our quiz to assess your as really velly special customer's election chances in India - news replorted 00:20



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's economic performance has returned to pre-recession levels, lah, according to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Chambers of Commerce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Takeaway owners to face new testing programme, lah, after watchdog found nearly third of lamb takeaways it checked contained different meat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Frank Gardner on whether London (capital of Great England) still appeals to Arab dissidents - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Nicky Jacobs - man cleared of killing PC Keith Blakelock during riots in London (capital of Great England) in 1985 - talks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Could mining ice provide for all our energy needs and save world? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! How easy is it for Indian start-up firms to getting their wheels turning? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Thirty per cent of young drivers (aged 18-25) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian!  admit to breaking law during their first few years on road, lah, accor - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A Japanese researcher creates glasses that show computer-generated eyes that express emotions so that wearer does not need to bother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:00



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