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Peter says...
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CarIntelligent, creative and no fluff (gimmicks excepted). Outstanding in a rather unimpressive part of the economy. Good delivery - although more to suit the dealer, than to suit me.

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Editor Note: Mark, well, we were dealing with a BMW dealer and you know the World has to revolve around BMW, not the other way around. Thanks for the lovely comments, especially about my gimmicks :) - Ling



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A quick note of thanks for final delivery (although I am more than happy to write a longer missal of praise for your publicity machine!).

I have found the entire process of dealing with you seamless and un-traumatic. I might even go so far as to say I trust you; a first for me and my relationship with the automotive industry!

I will most certainly come back to you for my next car if I go with PCH. And I will know to order well in advance.

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Editor Note: Mark, I am always hungry for my publicity machine, and I would welcome a missile of praise :). These BMWs were a bit slow, factory order. But they were dead cheap and a new model, so glad you like it. - Ling



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Editor Note: Your company provides Management Services, Sheila, so it's great that you give me such a fantastic verdict. It was a damn pleasure to deal with you and hope you enjoy your Megane Coupe-Cabriolet! - Ling



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Editor Note: Gary, you were very bad to wind up local dealer. these people too stupid to realise that the overhead of massive showroom, lots of staff and cost of stock means they have NO chance of beating my price. Most not set up to supply cheap cars, dealers all want ÂŁ1000 profit per vehicle, and guess who pays that? CUSTOMER! I am pleased you are happy with nice Dancing Robot C4 Car - Ling



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