Show FAQ
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
Want a cheap
new lease car?

Start HERE!

Cheapest Car Leasing CHAT
My Customer Letters!
My Fun Pages!
Read All About Me!
Note: I live inside this website Monday to Friday 9am-6pm, to give you the very best service and make your experience a happy one! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes
Car LeasingCar Leasing
Vote for your favourite motorway sign message!
Version 237.1.
You can trust me! ... In 2010 I rented over £35million of cars (at RRP).
Cars and Vans
How It Works
Price Lists
About Ling
Fun Stuff
Quote/ Order
Customer Maps Customer Letters (1528) Customers Live in Process Website Comments Customer Poetry
Customer Complaints Customers' Driving Licences Customer Stats CUSTOMER LINGO SYSTEM LOGIN Insurance Car Updates E-MAIL SCAM Husband Scrappage Allowance DIY Credit Check


The twitter pigeon is loading "LINGsCARS"
LIVE + KICKING twitter feed... WAIT!

Intro Film News Blog Office TV Contact Moan Links Play Quiz Privacy Policy Google Visitors
Ling Valentine Quote Quote Apply for Quote DRAGONS' DEN

Richard Farleigh - "I wanted to invest; I was amazed by Ling's
complete lack of nerves, and also by her business acumen."

Duncan Bannatyne - "I wanted to
invest... but ye turrn'ed me dooon!"

Deborah Meaden
"Harrumph! I'm out!"

Ling Valentine is Viz's Official Ethnic Business Ambassador Play stupid crash game! Cheap insurance Google Spider Google Spider
Food --->
Google Spider Food

View LIVE visitors: 39 online

Hi! I am Ling Cheap Car Leasing - WAH! from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Volkswagen Caddy Life 2.0 TDI (102bhp) MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1968cc Diesel at £141.02 inc VAT at 14:12 today - Ling
Car Leasing Traffic Light


Customer car leasing letters    shout about 1350 customer letters!    Customer car leasing letters
More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling

You are viewing page 1 of 1 - go to page:

Search my letters page!
From your area... ...or from people... ...or about a specific car!

Showing Letters from Oldham
Show ALL My Letters

Customer Letter: 1506 / 1528
Sheila says...
 Good prompt service with my new Peugeot 207, everything ran very smoothly, very efficient and polite staff.

Sheila Ryan
3 Cross Keys Cottage
Oldham Rd

Editor Note: You had a very rare 12-month deal on a super new 207 with aircon, She... thanks so much for being fantastic customer. Hope you have a great year in your new car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1420 / 1528
Derek says...
NISSAN QASHQAIHi Ling, just to say what a fantastic service you offer - simple, friendly, relaxed, punctual and polite. Got to admit, it put a smile on my face dealing with you. Keep up the good work! Excellent delivery, first class service

Derek Wibberley
Manor Farm Cottage
55 Constantine Street

Editor Note: Having a smile on the faces of my customers is my simple goal, Derek. If you are happy, I am happy. Simple! Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1408 / 1528
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHave nothing bad to say whatsoever - the whole process was so easy. Was a bit nervous at first doing it all online, didn't actually speak to anyone but soon got over it! Any questions I had were answered in a matter of minutes. Have recommended Ling to everyone. Think you have a customer for life in me!! Delivery excellent: On time as described, can't ask for more!

Joanne Robertshaw
Address Withheld
OL11 ***

Editor Note: Joanne, you are an example of a super customer who went through my whole process and we never actually spoke. It shows the completeness of my LINGO system, I think. You are also a police officer, so I have withheld your address for security. Wear your stab-vest at all times, I want to keep my "customer for life" for a long time! Thanks so much for the comments, they mean a great deal to me. Have a happy time with the new Corsa! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1228 / 1528
Anthony says...
FORD FIESTAGreat service, great price, happy to deal with. This new Fiesta is the umpteenth car we have leased from Ling and we wouldn't go anywhere else. I've told all my friends and colleagues as well.

Anthony Boggiano
Keytime Systems Limited
Pennine House
Denton Lane

Editor Note: I like UMPTEENTH! I wish more customers would use that word!!! Hahaha. Yes, you have had loads of cars Anthony, and you are always a brilliant customer. I should get you an "I love Ling" badge to wear. Enjoy the new shape Fiesta - great cars! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1203 / 1528
Lee says...
LEXUS ISVery happy with the new Lexus and the personal service. Feels as if you can speak to the boss and are not being fobbed off by a secretary. Will definitely use Ling again.

Lee Stott
10 Hare Court
OL14 8DQ

Editor Note: Good, good, that's what I like to hear! As a Company Director, once again I will say your comments mean so much to me. Those Lexus are lovely cars, enjoy it! - Ling

Customer Letter: 952 / 1528
Darren says...
CarFirst class service, the SAAB Convertible is fantastic, the whole process went smoothly, I will use you again and recommend you to everybody I know. Excellent delivery by a friendly, gay, very nice man.

Darren Cook
27 Brown Lodge Street
OL15 0EP

Editor Note: Darren, I replied to you: Darren, was the delivery guy REALLY friendly and gay? Do you think he delivers all the SAAB Convertibles in case he meets a like minded customer? Should I warn people? :)... and you said...

Now you mention it he did keep looking me up and down. He said that he delivered cars part time and that he was a fireman, he asked me if I wanted to feel the power in his hose !!!!!!... WOW! Any heterosexual males wanting a SAAB convertible, be warned! :) Gay customers, enjoy. I have since added a 3rd gender field to my online proposal form, hehehe; "transsexual". Enjoy the SAAB in the sunshine, in certain areas of town I suggest you keep the roof firmly shut, though. - Ling

Customer Letter: 756 / 1528
Peter says...
Car"The hassle free way to lease a car"

After seeing Ling on Dragons' Den, I made a note to try her out on our next car lease, and I am so glad I did! She was abruptly honest with delivery dates (that means I did not make up sweet promises like other companies - Ling), at risk of losing the order. And she still delivered the Qashqai 4 weeks early at the lowest cost I could find, online or off! Fantastic! Good delivery, I received my car with 150 miles on it.

Peter O'Sullivan
Absolute Marketing Solutions
Greens Farm
OL13 9HG

Editor Note: Peter, wow, a sting in the tail of the letter, hehehe. You understand I cannot do the cheapest prices and fastest delivery, and then demand bespoke truck delivery of the dealers - I ask the dealers to get the car to you as efficiently as possible. The 150 miles will be adjusted on the contract, and my customers should note this. Often cars are delivered on trucks, but I can't really demand that, the prices would rise. It's such a small thing, so no moaning allowed! :) So pleased you loved everything else and pleased the Mackams built your car faster then expected! Go drive!! :) Free hyperlink for brilliant marketing company, askAMS, what a privilege, heheheh... - Ling

Customer Letter: 753 / 1528
Martin says...
CarGreat service - Ling kept me well updated about progress of my Vauxhall Corsa SRi order and delivery. She even advised me to stay away from "Dog Cock Red", which was sound advice (ooooops, Ling). Car is a minter, fast as f***! Thanks for a cracking new car buying experience.

Martin Jones
Address Withheld
OL2 ***

Editor Note: Hahahahah, Martin, you are a web manager for the NHS, so I appreciate you liked my online service and website! That colour is the trade name for fire-engine red. Lovely-bubbly to get you a car (which came from Essex, the miles added on the delivery will be adjusted on the contract). Happy, happy, happy :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 624 / 1528
Kate says...
CarLing delivered my new Mini Cooper when she said she would, and it was perfect. I was worried about maintenance and handing the car back at the end of the lease, but she provided all the information I needed to gain confidence. Plus free sweets :) I have recommended Ling to a friend.

Kate Ogley
3 Witham Street

Editor Note: Well Kate, you needn't worry. All your Mini Cooper will need is a basic oil service and if you treat it like your own car you will have no problems at the end. I have had no complaints about end of term collection since I can ever remember. It is all common sense and very reasonable. Go and drive it, enjoy the Mini! - Ling

Search my letters page!
From your area... ...or from people... ...or about a specific car!

You are viewing page 1 of 1 - go to page:

CLICK! See 288 clients live in LINGO!
Online Service
Response Times
Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
  HRS : MINUTES sec Limited (GB)
Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
WOW! UK's best service times!
No Waiting
Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!, you know who I am
- Ling


The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
People's Republic of Gateshead!



Wah! LATEST:  Counting begins across bloody annoying Blitish in elections to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament, lah, Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Assemblies and more than 120 councils in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 22:33

Wah! LATEST:  Jurgen Klopp remains on course for silverware in male gender human bleing's first season after Liverpool beat Villarreal to reach Europa League final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 22:28

Wah! US House Speaker Paul Ryan, lah, highest-ranked elected Republican, lah, says bloody man cannot currently support Donald Trump as presidential nominee - news replorted 22:16

Wah! An anti-doping chief says suspicions will hang over Russian athletes even if they declared clean and allowed to compete at Rio 2016. - news replorted 22:09

Wah! A former South Yorkshire old bill bobbys press officer claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody woman was asked to "spin" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) news during Hillsborough inquests, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation can reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 22:00

Wah! Britain's Ollie Hynd claim (always claiming, huh?) male gender human bleing's third gold at IPC Swimming European Open Championships in Madeira. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 21:31

Wah! The Met Office "mistakenly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) issues snow warning - on hottest day of year so far. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 21:30

Wah! Axl Rose says bloody man means "no disrespect" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson, lah, who bloody man is replacing on band's Rock or Bust World Tour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 21:09

Wah! Former Province of Engrish running-dogs captain Michael Vaughan describes plans to introduce points system this summer as "nonsense". - news replorted 20:29

Wah! Tottenham "a long way down path" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to deal to play at Wembley in 2017-18 season, lah, says FA chairman Greg Dyke. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 19:06

Wah! Leicester City's Thai vice-chairman says "miracle" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of club's Premier League title is "inspiration for whole world". - news replorted 18:32

Wah! Dozens of human bliengs reported to having been killed in air strike on Syrian refugee camp near Turkish border, lah, monitors say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 18:10

Wah! All-new Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate R8 spearheads 2016 Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate Driving Experience Indelibly memorable, lah, immensely rewarding and edge-of-seat exciting – these come close to describing all-new Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate R8, lah, - news replorted 18:03

Wah! Andy velly damn good boiled chicken-feete is on RPA player of year shortlist, lah, despite playing only seven games in Premiership this season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 17:48

Wah! A satellite radar project is under way to assess geological hazards facing 400-plus European monuments and sites on Unesco World Heritage List. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 17:36

Wah! Road transport industry news from Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders - Thursday 5th May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 17:29

Wah! MPs wanting to examine process that has been used to find name for UK's new polar research ship - vessel public wantings to call Boaty McBoatface. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:09

Wah! Jaguar Classic Challenge In spite of British weather throwing almost everything it had at it, lah, Donington Historic Festival presented three - news replorted 17:09

Wah! The UK's Environment dodgy minister promises action to cut pollution from facial scrubs and body washes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:57

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish would be "less attractive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) destination for Japanese investors if it votes to leave EU, lah, Japan's prime dodgy minister says during visit to Downing Street. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:37

Wah! Glen Ella will work with Province of Engrish running-dogs for three-Test series against Australia as specialist backs and skills coach. - news replorted 16:29

Wah! The new artistic director at bloody Engrish National Opera says bloody man wantings to move on from "trauma" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of past year, lah, as capitalist entity announces Rory Kinnear's directorial debut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:28

Wah! A massive wildfire in Alberta, lah, Canada has moved south, lah, forcing more evacuations on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 16:26

Wah! The Great Satan government unveils new federal rules that include ban on sale of e-cigarettes to human bliengs aged under 18. - news replorted 16:24

Wah! The World LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards is proud to announce new award for 2017 – ‘World Urban Car’ award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 16:18

Wah! Former Great Satan presidents George H W Bush and George W Bush will not endorse Donald Trump's candidacy for president, lah, aides having told local media. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 16:15

Wah! The El Niño weather phenomenon and ongoing climate change having both contributed to devastating Alberta wildfires, lah, according to experts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:04

Wah! More than 1,400 incidents of lasers being shone at aircraft reported to UK's Civil Aviation Authority in year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 16:03

Wah! MG GS MG Motor bloody annoying Blitish has unveiled its all-new SUV, lah, MG GS, lah, at London (capital of Great England) Motor Show today and announced automatic DCT gearb - news replorted 16:00

Wah! Readers on why New Day newspaper failed - news replorted 15:24

Wah! Manchester United's Marouane Fellaini and Leicester's Robert Huth banned for three games for their clash in Sunday's draw. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 15:13

Wah! Leicester City manager Claudio Ranieri asks male gender human bleing's Premier League title winners to "stay one year more". - news replorted 14:53

Wah! Henry Surtees Foundation Team Karting Challenge Team entries shaping up well for hotly contested Henry Surtees Foundation Team Karting Challenge, lah, which will tak - news replorted 14:40

Wah! Mike & Edd WHEELER DEALERS back as experienced LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine dealer, lah, Mike Brewer, lah, and multi-talented mechanic, lah, Edd China, lah, return with - news replorted 14:32

Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) choir that beat Justin Bieber to UK's Christmas number one spot in 2015 signs film deal to tell its story of success. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:13

Wah! Bultaco Brinco C Bultaco's line of street-certified Brincos is poised for release, lah, meeting all kinds of needs for whole range of differ - news replorted 14:12

Wah! Motorsport at Palace is bringing Italian Job back Motorsport at Palace is bringing Italian Job back to Crystal Palace as red, lah, white and blue trio of Minis using - news replorted 14:06

Wah! Only 13.6% of film directors working in bloody annoying Blitish women, lah, says new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:53

Wah! Airbnb's chief technology officer says capitalist entity is looking at pairing guests and hosts for activities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:52

Wah! Names of 2016 FTA everywoman in Transport and Logistics Awards finalists having been announced, lah, and reflect wide v - news replorted 13:51

Wah! A postcard from serial killers Fred and Rose West appears to show they were part of sex ring with child abusers David and Pauline Williams. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:39

Wah! Defending champion Andy Murray beats Gilles Simon 6-4 6-2 to reach quarter-finals of Madrid Open. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:25

Wah! Craig Wright, lah, entrepreneur who has claimed to be inventor of Bitcoin, lah, reneges on promise to provide "extraordinary proof". - news replorted 13:15

Wah! An Etihad Airways flight en route from Abu Dhabi to Jakarta hit "severe and unexpected turbulence" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that left more than 30 human bliengs injured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:06

Wah! Political pups excite Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) users on election day - news replorted 13:02

Wah! Uber appoints former European Commission vice-president Nellie Kroes to its new public policy board. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:49

Wah! The job of government's mental-health champion for schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs is axed after bloody woman criticised pressure put on children by current testing regime. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:46

Wah! The funeral of Afghanistan veteran and Green Beret who died after collapsing during London (capital of Great England) Marathon is held in Dunfermline. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:39

Wah! A British-registered car, lah, reported to be involved in human bliengs trafficking, lah, is involved in high-speed old bill bobbys chase from Belgium to France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:35

Wah! The government has said it is willing to pause introduction of junior doctors' contract for five days from Monday to allow two sides to talk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:34

Wah! An independent review into "Battle of Orgreave" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) would be welcomed, lah, South Yorkshire old bill bobbys says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:31

Wah! Citroën DS by Malcolm Bobbitt Available again after long absence, lah, WAH! - news replorted 12:17

Wah! A state of emergency is declared in province of Alberta in Canada after wildfire forces all 88,000 residents of Fort McMurray to flee their city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:00

Wah! Coys to put Iconic Classics under hammer major new feature of this year’s Classic & Sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Show has been announced – renowned auction house Coys will be pu - news replorted 12:00

Wah! How India's 'tree hugger' is tackling forest fires - news replorted 11:46

Wah! Comedy writers Ray Galton and Alan Simpson, lah, creators of Steptoe and Son, lah, to be honoured at this year's Bafta TV awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:42

Wah! 1998 Subaru Impreza 22B STi rare 1998 Subaru Impreza 22B STi, lah, one of most sought after Japanese performance cars in existence, lah, will be auction - news replorted 11:40

Wah! A woman is pulled out alive from ruins of residential building in Kenya's capital, lah, Nairobi, lah, six days after it collapsed in heavy rains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:38

Wah! Renowned Russian conductor Valery Gergiev will perform in ruins of Palmyra in Syria on Thursday, lah, Russian media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:36

Wah! Turkish PM Ahmet Davutoglu will stand down at male gender human bleing's ruling party's congress later this month, lah, amid reports of rift with President Erdogan, lah, local media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:34

Wah! The government is to take over Medway young offenders' unit in Kent from G4S, lah, after Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Panorama programme revealed assault claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:34

Wah! Christopher Snelling On day that London (capital of Great England) elects its new Mayor and Assembly, lah, Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! says working in partne - news replorted 11:25

Wah! Voters turned away from every polling station in Barnet because of registration problems. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:16

Wah! Automotive technology solutions provider, lah, cap hpi, lah, has been chosen to support ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land’s long-established and renowned m - news replorted 11:12

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport has agreed new deal to extend its coverage of Badminton Horse Trials until 2020. - news replorted 11:03

Wah! A data sharing agreement between Google and NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is "business as usual", lah, according to intensive care professor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:58

Wah! FIAT Tipo Hatchback and Fliat Tipo Station Wagon all-new Fliat Tipo hatchback and Station Wagon having been launched to bloody annoying Blitish media in Turin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:54

Wah! HIV-infected organs successfully transplanted into four HIV-positive NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) patients in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:49

Wah! Diaries, lah, transcripts and photographs documenting journalist Alan Whicker's career donated to British Film Institute's National Archive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:48

Wah! Derek Bell MBE to star at UK’s  one-day classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine show One of world’s best known and longest established one-day classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine events is gearing up for bumper year, lah, with h - news replorted 10:48

Wah! Keith Hellawell British Haulage firms faced RMB Yuan #58.7m worth of fines last year as number of illegal immigrants smuggled into bloody annoying Blitish has - news replorted 10:38

Wah! Motor Codes passes CTSI audit Motor Codes is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce that all three of its codes of practice for service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service and repair, lah, vehicling driving car machine warranty prod - news replorted 10:31

Wah! Activity in UK's services sector grew at its slowest pace in three years in April, lah, partly due to uncertainty over EU referendum, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:29

Wah! After six-storey building in Kenya's capital Nairobi collapses, lah, killing at least 33 people, lah, we look at common reasons for such incidents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:56

Wah! Mystery surrounds spoof tourist brochure for non-existent island which has appeared around Orkney. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:43

Wah! Footage has emerged of alligator appearing to knock at door of house in Great Satan state of South Carolina. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:42

Wah! The Rolling Stones order (piece of paper signee upee) Donald Trump to stop playing their songs during male gender human bleing's presidential campaign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:41

Wah! Amir Khan says bloody man is ready to prove doubters wrong again with world title win over Saul Alvarez in Las Vegas, lah, writes Ben Dirs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:33

Wah! In footage from White House, lah, President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and First Lady Michelle "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama seen dancing with R2-D2 and some stormtroopers to celebrate Star Wars Day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:27

Wah! The VUHL 05 photographed in London (capital of Great England) this week VUHL 05 is now on sale in UK, lah, with Mexican manufacturer showcasing its production specification lightweight - news replorted 09:00

Wah! A 100-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman has made history by becoming oldest model to feature in Vogue, lah, to celebrate magazine's centenary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:42

Wah! Tom Hiddleston, lah, television and movie star, lah, has called for more support for millions of children caught in armed conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:31

Wah! Red Bull drop Daniil Kvyat and replace him with Toro Rosso's Max Verstappen following calamitous Russian Grand Prix. - news replorted 08:30

Wah! Morrisons supermarket reports second quarter of rising sales as it continues to cut costs and prices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:51

Wah! Why China is obsessed with World of Warcraft - news replorted 07:47

Wah! BT Group reports 15% rise in annual profits and plans to invest RMB Yuan #6bn in faster broadband and mobile services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:31

Wah! A fire on tracks at Vlauxhall Station in London (capital of Great England) is causing major disruption in and out of city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:23

Wah! Scientists create portable blood glucose measure for diabetics which uses microwaves instead of pricking skin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:51

Wah! Another RMB Yuan #450m is set aside to compensate Clydesdale capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity clustomlers for mis-sold payment protection insurlince (PPI). - news replorted 06:25

Wah! One of Africa's largest slums has become unlikely home to burgeoning community of child citizen journalists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:15

Wah! Premiership side Sale sign former Welsh land of sheep and more sheep scrum-half Mike Phillips from Racing 92 on deal starting from next season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:12

Wah! Brazil's beleaguered President Dilma Rousseff tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody woman is "innocent victim" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and vows to fight on, lah, as attempts to impeach flemale human person's gather pace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:58

Wah! An Australian old bill bobbys officer fights off eagles to save life of male gender human bleing's adopted baby kangaroo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:27

Wah! More than 30 human bliengs hurtee-hurtee after Etihad Airways flight hit "severe and unexpected' turbulence flying into Indonesia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:10

Wah! What it means to having UK's most common name? - news replorted 03:15

Wah! The battle to save reputation of man who died 58 years ago - news replorted 03:13

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish has 10 universities in top 100 of world's best when it comes to global reputation, lah, but many having slipped down rankings in past year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:08

Wah! Nigeria's ethnic Fulani herders said to be world's fourth deadliest militant group - BBC's Naziru Mikailu asks who they and what they fighting for. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:40

Wah! A state of emergency is declared in Canada's Alberta province, lah, after wildfire forces all 88,000 residents of Fort McMurray to flee their city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:24

Wah! The health benefits of cycling and walking outweigh negative effects of air pollution, lah, bloody annoying Blitish study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:00

Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) choir that beat Justin Bieber to UK's Christmas number one spot in 2015 signs film deal to tell its story of success. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:46

Wah! Making paper from elephant dung - news replorted 01:21

Wah! Death of Bangladesh activist raises fears of violent extremism - news replorted 01:13

Wah! A man who escaped from wildfire that is raging in Fort McMurray in Canada said experience was "very terrifying". - news replorted 01:00

Wah! Donald Trump's likely victory in Republican presidential nomination race and UK's decision to take more Syrian refugee children make headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36

Wah! Manchester City were cautious and lacked creativity and tempo in their Champions League exit to Real Madrid, lah, says Chris Waddle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:32

Wah! Daily newspaper New Day is set to close, lah, just nine weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after it was launched by publisher Trinity Mirror. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:12

Wah! Northumbria Healthcare NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Trust is rated "outstanding" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) despite concerns over its new pioneering emergency-only hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:10

Wah! Murdered soldier Lee Rigby's mother Lyn tells of flemale human person's heartache three years after bloody man was butchered outside male gender human bleing's barracks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08

5 Titanic Cars
Top 5 Car

2.0 TDi Blu... 150bhp 4dr
diesel, man, met
Click Here
per month, inc VAT
Top 5 Car

2.1 CDi 177bhp 2dr
diesel, tip auto (7 speed), met
E-Class Co
Click Here
per month, inc VAT
Top 5 Car

1.2 TCE 130bhp 5dr
petrol, man, met
Click Here
per month, inc VAT
Top 5 Car

1.6 i-DTEC 118bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
Click Here
per month, inc VAT
Top 5 Car

2.0 TDI 181bhp 5dr
diesel, man, met
Click Here
per month, inc VAT
Extra Cheap Cars
See 30 cheapest cars!
Bottom trumps. Play me! Can you win???
As seen on TV
Play Ling's quiz
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Honest John
LINGsCARS is verified by Norton Security
Ling's Awards
Duncan Bannatyne
Contact Ling
LINGsCARS customer mosaic!
Live Google
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Want a Quote?
Free Delivery
LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
Dragons' Den
Not sponsored by

...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling
Auto email updates
Car update me!
Get my latest EMAIL car updates!
Honest John
Nuclear Truck
My Nuclear
Missile Truck
Close (X)