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Customer Letter: 1506 / 1528
Sheila says...
PEUGEOT 207Good prompt service with my new Peugeot 207, everything ran very smoothly, very efficient and polite staff.

Sheila Ryan
3 Cross Keys Cottage
Oldham Rd
Oldham
OL3 5RQ


Editor Note: You had a very rare 12-month deal on a super new 207 with aircon, She... thanks so much for being fantastic customer. Hope you have a great year in your new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1420 / 1528
Derek says...
NISSAN QASHQAIHi Ling, just to say what a fantastic service you offer - simple, friendly, relaxed, punctual and polite. Got to admit, it put a smile on my face dealing with you. Keep up the good work! Excellent delivery, first class service

Derek Wibberley
Manor Farm Cottage
55 Constantine Street
Oldham
OL4 3HE


Editor Note: Having a smile on the faces of my customers is my simple goal, Derek. If you are happy, I am happy. Simple! Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1408 / 1528
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHave nothing bad to say whatsoever - the whole process was so easy. Was a bit nervous at first doing it all online, didn't actually speak to anyone but soon got over it! Any questions I had were answered in a matter of minutes. Have recommended Ling to everyone. Think you have a customer for life in me!! Delivery excellent: On time as described, can't ask for more!

Joanne Robertshaw
Address Withheld
Rochdale
OL11 ***


Editor Note: Joanne, you are an example of a super customer who went through my whole process and we never actually spoke. It shows the completeness of my LINGO system, I think. You are also a police officer, so I have withheld your address for security. Wear your stab-vest at all times, I want to keep my "customer for life" for a long time! Thanks so much for the comments, they mean a great deal to me. Have a happy time with the new Corsa! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1228 / 1528
Anthony says...
FORD FIESTAGreat service, great price, happy to deal with. This new Fiesta is the umpteenth car we have leased from Ling and we wouldn't go anywhere else. I've told all my friends and colleagues as well.

Anthony Boggiano
Keytime Systems Limited
Pennine House
Denton Lane
Oldham
OL9 8PU


Editor Note: I like UMPTEENTH! I wish more customers would use that word!!! Hahaha. Yes, you have had loads of cars Anthony, and you are always a brilliant customer. I should get you an "I love Ling" badge to wear. Enjoy the new shape Fiesta - great cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1203 / 1528
Lee says...
LEXUS ISVery happy with the new Lexus and the personal service. Feels as if you can speak to the boss and are not being fobbed off by a secretary. Will definitely use Ling again.

Lee Stott
10 Hare Court
Todmorden
Lancashire
OL14 8DQ


Editor Note: Good, good, that's what I like to hear! As a Company Director, once again I will say your comments mean so much to me. Those Lexus are lovely cars, enjoy it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 952 / 1528
Darren says...
CarFirst class service, the SAAB Convertible is fantastic, the whole process went smoothly, I will use you again and recommend you to everybody I know. Excellent delivery by a friendly, gay, very nice man.

Darren Cook
27 Brown Lodge Street
Littleborough
OL15 0EP


Editor Note: Darren, I replied to you: Darren, was the delivery guy REALLY friendly and gay? Do you think he delivers all the SAAB Convertibles in case he meets a like minded customer? Should I warn people? :)... and you said...

Now you mention it he did keep looking me up and down. He said that he delivered cars part time and that he was a fireman, he asked me if I wanted to feel the power in his hose !!!!!!... WOW! Any heterosexual males wanting a SAAB convertible, be warned! :) Gay customers, enjoy. I have since added a 3rd gender field to my online proposal form, hehehe; "transsexual". Enjoy the SAAB in the sunshine, in certain areas of town I suggest you keep the roof firmly shut, though. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 756 / 1528
Peter says...
Car"The hassle free way to lease a car"

After seeing Ling on Dragons' Den, I made a note to try her out on our next car lease, and I am so glad I did! She was abruptly honest with delivery dates (that means I did not make up sweet promises like other companies - Ling), at risk of losing the order. And she still delivered the Qashqai 4 weeks early at the lowest cost I could find, online or off! Fantastic! Good delivery, I received my car with 150 miles on it.

Peter O'Sullivan
Absolute Marketing Solutions
Greens Farm
Bacup
OL13 9HG


Editor Note: Peter, wow, a sting in the tail of the letter, hehehe. You understand I cannot do the cheapest prices and fastest delivery, and then demand bespoke truck delivery of the dealers - I ask the dealers to get the car to you as efficiently as possible. The 150 miles will be adjusted on the contract, and my customers should note this. Often cars are delivered on trucks, but I can't really demand that, the prices would rise. It's such a small thing, so no moaning allowed! :) So pleased you loved everything else and pleased the Mackams built your car faster then expected! Go drive!! :) Free hyperlink for brilliant marketing company, askAMS, what a privilege, heheheh... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 753 / 1528
Martin says...
CarGreat service - Ling kept me well updated about progress of my Vauxhall Corsa SRi order and delivery. She even advised me to stay away from "Dog Cock Red", which was sound advice (ooooops, Ling). Car is a minter, fast as f***! Thanks for a cracking new car buying experience.

Martin Jones
Address Withheld
Oldham
OL2 ***


Editor Note: Hahahahah, Martin, you are a web manager for the NHS, so I appreciate you liked my online service and website! That colour is the trade name for fire-engine red. Lovely-bubbly to get you a car (which came from Essex, the miles added on the delivery will be adjusted on the contract). Happy, happy, happy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 624 / 1528
Kate says...
CarLing delivered my new Mini Cooper when she said she would, and it was perfect. I was worried about maintenance and handing the car back at the end of the lease, but she provided all the information I needed to gain confidence. Plus free sweets :) I have recommended Ling to a friend.

Kate Ogley
3 Witham Street
Ashton-under-Lyne
OL6 9RN


Editor Note: Well Kate, you needn't worry. All your Mini Cooper will need is a basic oil service and if you treat it like your own car you will have no problems at the end. I have had no complaints about end of term collection since I can ever remember. It is all common sense and very reasonable. Go and drive it, enjoy the Mini! - Ling



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Wah! Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Water is putting up charges to its 80,000 non-domestic clustomlers from rainy season-month Aplil - first price rise in three years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:15



Wah! Hindsight is main tool for legal review of critical events, lah, says Danny Shaw - but is it always best technique? - news replorted 06:11



Wah! Hendy MG, lah, Exeter MG has been celebrating at fantastic showrooms on one of Europe’s largest automotive retail parks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! German old bill bobbys seize possessions of co-pilot who apparently crashed male gender human bleing's plane in Alps killing all 150 human bliengs on board, lah, as they investigate possible motives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:43



Wah! Watch highlights as Fernando Alonso returns to F1 action in first practice for Malaysian Grand Prix. - news replorted 05:31



Wah! Annual core consumer inflation in Japan, lah, world's third-largest economy, lah, stopped rising for first clock time result in nearly two years in February. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:10



Wah! Muslim scholars launch digital magazine to fight radicalisation on web by extremist groups such as Islamic state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:50



Wah! Heavy rains having brought torrential floods and mudslides to parts of Peru and Chile - including Atacama desert, lah, one of driest regions of world. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! There is concern Criminal Cases Review Commission is too cautious in referring suspected miscarriages of justice for appeal, lah, says Joshua Rozenberg. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:49



Wah! Nico Rosberg sets pace in first practice at Malaysian Grand Prix as Merceding-Blend team-mate Lewis Hamilton hits LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine trouble. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:42



Wah! The public will be able to view King Richard III's sealed tomb for first clock time result later when Leicester Cathedral is reopened. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:31



Wah! The typical city home in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has become less affordable in past year, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:22



Wah! Politicians urged to ensure human rights protections stronger following General Election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:21



Wah! Convicted criminals in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep will having to pay up to ÂRMB Yuan #1,200 towards cost of their court case under new rules, lah, it is revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:19



Wah! North Korea says it has arrested two South Korean men for spying, lah, amid ongoing tensions between two Koreas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:14



Wah! Diarrhoea kills more than half million children every year - with Pakistan, lah, Nigeria and India having highest death rates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News looks back at highlights of David Cameron and Ed Miliband being questioned ahead of general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:14



Wah! A study suggests too many children starting school unable to communicate well enough or control their behaviour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:11



Wah! Office workers need to getting off their backsides and move around more, lah, according to new campaign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:54



Wah! A national body to investigate medical accidents in Province of Engrish running-dogs should be established immediately, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Very fit men in their late 40s less likely to getting lung cancer and colorectal cancer than unfit men, lah, study in JAMA Oncology suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:44



Wah! A team of experts says mixture that included organic cat litter forced closure of only underground nuclear waste repository in Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Boris Johnson turns down ÂRMB Yuan #220 million project to expand London (capital of Great England) City Airport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! The Queen unveils statues of herself and Duke of Edinburgh at Canterbury Cathedral to mark flemale human person's Diamond Jubilee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Italy's top court is to rule whether to uphold convictions of Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito for 2007 murder of bloody annoying Blitish student Meredith Kercher. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! A new report alleges that Great Satan drug enforcement agents attended sex parties funded by drug cartels while stationed overseas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! What degree did most billionaires study? - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Branagh goes back to basics for new Cinderella movie - news replorted 00:34



Wah! Friday's papers full of speculation about what may having led co-pilot of Germanwings Airbus 320 to deliberately crash jet, lah, and on how airlines can protect themselves from such occurrences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:32



Wah! Angola is economic success story, lah, writes Mary Harper - but also land many inhabit in poverty, lah, while super-wealthy elite thrives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! What does your as really velly special customer's food shopping say about you? - news replorted 00:22



Wah! As Ed Miliband says bloody man is tough enough to run country, lah, will image convince public? - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The shock that left young KGB officer in fear of human bliengs power - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Helton Josue Teodoro Muniz is one of world's great rare fruit collectors, lah, yet bloody man was born with motor neurone deficiency and it is difficult for him even today to hold seed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News talks to designer Sean Miles of Design Works, lah, who has moulded phone from recycled parts and natural materials, lah, including grass. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Which party leader won first TV contest on social media? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Can data help create Province of Engrish running-dogs's next silly kick-kick game stars? - news replorted 00:00



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