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Customer Letter: 1443 / 1528
Samantha says...
FORD FIESTALing and her colleagues are absolutely fantastic, a tad crazy but above all know their stuff! They answer queries at the speed of lightning and make the whole process of leasing fun and exciting. I can't praise them high enough and would definitely recommend Ling. Excellent delivery, delivery really helpful, knowledgeable and friendly.

Samantha Etheridge
133 Saturn Road
Ipswich
IP1 5PS


Editor Note: Great stuff, pleased you had such a good delivery of your new Fiesta, Sam. Thanks for the comments, you are very kind. Apologies for the "tad" craziness, but otherwise, I get bored :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1309 / 1528
Deborah says...
VOLVO V70I would recommend Lingscars to anyone. You made the whole experience of leasing a car enjoyable from beginning to end! You made us laugh when filling out the forms, which has to be a first.... Your website is hilarious. Lingo is really efficient and easy to use. I would def use you again. Excellent delivery of my new V70 Estate.

Deborah Barlow
Valley Farm
Valley Road
Battisford
IP14 2HN


Editor Note: Surprisingly, Debs, you are not an Antique Dealer, but a "desk manager" whatever that is!!! Usually these big Volvo estates have very specific customers. But I hope you enjoy it. Thanks so much for the kind comments, especially about the LINGO... I am very proud of that. Filling out forms has to be one of the worst things about the Internet, so I try to spice them up a bit. Too much for some people, but I ignore the moaners :) Glad you liked everything. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1151 / 1528
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
Thetford
IP24 1DU


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1135 / 1528
Darren says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAIt was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
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IP3 ***


Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1092 / 1528
Samuel says...
FIAT PANDABeing the first time that I had leased a car, I had lots of questions which you answered quickly and clearly, in fact you were very caring and supportive all the way. I am really pleased with my new Fiat Panda and I promise to recommend your company to my friends. Thanks very much Ling I look forward to dealing with you again in the future. Good delivery, efficient and prompt.

Samuel Davis
111 Front St
Orford
Woodbridge
IP12 2LN


Editor Note: Hehehe, not often a Fiat dealer gets called "efficient and prompt"! Thanks for the letter, Sam, you work for a Chinese shipping company, so maybe I should say "xie xie" :) Enjoy the Kung-Fu Panda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 698 / 1528
Stuart says...
CarDealing with LINGsCARS was quite an experience! One I recommend.

Unlike other companies I spoke to, Ling was informal yet informative with great customer care offered at every stage. If you want a no-nonsense, friendly car hire broker, look no further. My repeat custom is assured. My Nissan Qashqai was delivered on time as promised. Can't ask for more.

Stuart Risebrow
29 Whitby Road
Ipswich
IP4 4AF


Editor Note: What a lovely letter, Stuart. These Qashqais are the most popular cars this year. Everyone seems so happy with them. Hope you enjoy! Thanks again :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 449 / 1528
Trevor says...
VAUXHALL CORSA"Very good, friendly service. Good prices. Efficient service. My only suggestion would be to scale down the busy advertising and printing on envelopes and paper/website. There is too much going on (if you know what I mean). The Vauxhall Corsa was delivered on a very wet day, driven to my house and had 135 miles on the clock."

Trevor McLeese
Ash House
The Street
Aldham
Ipswich
IP7 6NH


Editor Note: Hehehe, sorry about the migraine from my colourful stuff. My envelopes serve a useful purpose! My local Royal Mail sorting office recognise and know exactly where to deliver them, there is no chance of them getting lost. Website is designed to make life much less boring than other car suppliers who would have you slashing your wrists with dreariness. Your son's car was delivered very fast, in the end. You wanted it quickly, you said he was moaning. So I arranged the fastest delivery, which involved driving it. The miles will be deducted (or added to) your contract. Trevor, I cannot be responsible for the rain :) Ooooops - Ling



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Customer Letter: 270 / 1528
Richard says...
CarExcellent service, with a smile and great wit, and the dealer for our Mercedes-Benz E220 was excellent, too. So far, we have had four (Wah! - Ling) cars from Ling and all have been very smooth and professional. If the Chinese are coming and they are all like Ling, we should all be very happy

Richard Lingard
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Shotley Marina Ltd
Shotley Gate
Ipswitch
IP9 1QJ


Editor Note: Very nice letter, Richard, thanks! When I am rich and I want a posh boat, I will come to Shotley Marina; it will be my first port (heh) of call. Enjoy PanzerWagen-Benz! - Ling



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Wah! Lewis Hamilton on turning up pressure in male gender human bleing's title fight with Nico Rosberg and buzz of being back in America. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:40



Wah! A controlled explosion is carried out in Lurgan after discovery of suspicious package in fast food restaurant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! The BBC's Anne Soy reports from Ghana, lah, where health care workers in one hospital serving Liberian refugees having had to using rain coats instead of proper protective gear against Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:32



Wah! Michelin Pub Guide 2015 Michelin Eating Out In Pubs Guide 2015 will be available in bookshops from Friday 31st Octoblinger 2014, lah, priced at RMB Yuan #13.9 - news replorted 06:30



Wah! The Wild Rabbit, lah, Michelin Eating Out in Pubs 2015 Pub of Year We delighted to announce that PUB OF YEAR in 2015 edition of Michelin Eating Out In Pubs Guide is Th - news replorted 06:30



Wah! More children who having talked about killing themselves contacting ChildLine for help, lah, counselling service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:10



Wah! One person remains missing after major blaze in Stafford fireworks factory that also leaves two human bliengs needing hospital treatment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:35



Wah! Bloody foreign dodgy minister Julie Bishop says bloody woman is committed to "normalising" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) relations between Australia and Fiji after nation's elections last month. - news replorted 04:23



Wah! The coastguard station at Brixham in Devon is closing later in shake-up of rescue services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:15



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama calls for "inclusive and credible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) election process when Myanmar hold elections next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:38



Wah! Investment capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Citigroup puts aside extra $600m to cover legal expenses due to "rapidly evolving regulatory inquiries". - news replorted 02:43



Wah! Ramon Jimenez, lah, Philippines' tourism secretary, lah, says drop in numbers from China is not major concern because of growing visits from other countries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! Officials with Doctors Without Borders having warned that some mandatory Great Satan state Ebola quarantines having "chilling effect" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on operations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:36



Wah! Victims' groups expected to tell child abuse inquiry officials that Fiona Woolf should step down as its head as concerns about flemale human person's suitability persist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:35



Wah! It's Halloween and nowhere is it celebrated more than in Us. Eating rice!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Pop Up team went behind scenes at one of America's scariest haunted houses in Baton Rouge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! The first Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Paranormal Festival, lah, weekend celebrating UFOs, lah, ghosts and aliens, lah, is under way in Stirling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:18



Wah! The father of botanist from Argyll who went missing in Vietnam year ago asks anyone with any inflomination to come forward. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:16



Wah! How former Remploy workers struggle to find work - news replorted 02:13



Wah! Asian shares were trading higher on Friday after positive economic data from Great Satan showed strength in world's largest economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:08



Wah! A skin-eating fungus threatens salamanders and newts across Europe, lah, and probably arrived on pet amphibians imported from Asia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:00



Wah! Israel promises to reopen key Jerusalem holy site after closing it following shooting of Jewish activist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A farmer who was fined last year for unlawfully slaughtering animals is fined again after dead cattle found on male gender human bleing's land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:40



Wah! Is moving house nightmare or life affirming? - news replorted 01:34



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government is not doing enough to tackle "petty corruption" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in countries to which it gives aid, lah, report by scrutiny body says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! As peace talks between Colombian government and Farc rebels enter their third year, lah, Vanessa Buschschluter asks what peaceful Colombia would look like. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:19



Wah! It has been one year since TV cameras started rolling in Court of Appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! But what has happened since? Legal Correspondent Clive Coleman investigates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish has signed up to limited strategic military action in Iraq against Islamic State - and there questions over its ability to much more, lah, says Jonathan Marcus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:12



Wah! Technology developed during World fighty bang-bang Two is to be used as back-up for GPS in ports across Province of Engrish running-dogs and ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:10



Wah! The health workers volunteering to fight Ebola - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Where Ukraine's battle goes on despite ceasefire - news replorted 01:02



Wah! How Timothy Spall created 400 artworks for male gender human bleing's latest film - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Ofsted is in urgent need of independent review in light of concerns about its objectivity and reliability, lah, say local government leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Tony Abbott comes under more pressure for not sending health workers to Africa to help fight Ebola after Great Satan offers to care for any who getting sick. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! A poll suggesting Labour "wipeout" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, continuing threat from Ebola and future of abuse inquiry chief make headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Teachers who try to encourage low-achieving students with lots of praise could harm their learning, lah, claim (always claiming, huh?) research into classroom tactics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Genetic factors could play important role in whether human bliengs survive or die from Ebola virus, lah, say Great Satan scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Can Apple design guru Jony Ive turn smartwatch into hit? - news replorted 00:13



Wah! A look around new lab at Pirbright Institute in Surrey, lah, where world’s most contagious livestock viruses will be kept. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Alcohol should having calorie content label in order (piece of paper signee upee) to reduce obesity, lah, according to public health doctors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Laurie velly damn good boiled chicken-feete's fleeting role as Stormtrooper in Star Wars 38 years ago still has impact on male gender human bleing's life today - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Tips for disability-friendly Halloween - news replorted 00:07



Wah! The Magazine's weekly quiz of news, lah, 7 days 7 questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! A young fashion designer from London (capital of Great England) has decided to mark Remembrance Day by creating special "poppy hijab" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Muslim women. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:02



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