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Customer Letter: 1443 / 1528
Samantha says...
FORD FIESTALing and her colleagues are absolutely fantastic, a tad crazy but above all know their stuff! They answer queries at the speed of lightning and make the whole process of leasing fun and exciting. I can't praise them high enough and would definitely recommend Ling. Excellent delivery, delivery really helpful, knowledgeable and friendly.

Samantha Etheridge
133 Saturn Road
Ipswich
IP1 5PS


Editor Note: Great stuff, pleased you had such a good delivery of your new Fiesta, Sam. Thanks for the comments, you are very kind. Apologies for the "tad" craziness, but otherwise, I get bored :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1309 / 1528
Deborah says...
VOLVO V70I would recommend Lingscars to anyone. You made the whole experience of leasing a car enjoyable from beginning to end! You made us laugh when filling out the forms, which has to be a first.... Your website is hilarious. Lingo is really efficient and easy to use. I would def use you again. Excellent delivery of my new V70 Estate.

Deborah Barlow
Valley Farm
Valley Road
Battisford
IP14 2HN


Editor Note: Surprisingly, Debs, you are not an Antique Dealer, but a "desk manager" whatever that is!!! Usually these big Volvo estates have very specific customers. But I hope you enjoy it. Thanks so much for the kind comments, especially about the LINGO... I am very proud of that. Filling out forms has to be one of the worst things about the Internet, so I try to spice them up a bit. Too much for some people, but I ignore the moaners :) Glad you liked everything. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1151 / 1528
Robert says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a blast. Her service and professionalism has been 100% and I'm glad I held back my initial reservations when I saw her website for the first time. The leasing process was doodle and Ling was very accommodating to my specific needs. She's a star and I thank her very much - but not for the rank sweets - bleurgh. Good delivery, the Focus is a great car, but I had to have a problem fixed in the first week.

Robert Wood
53 Durham Way
Thetford
IP24 1DU


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, I don't build the things, Robby! If I did then you would not have problems. I am so glad it has all been a blast. Fun is what it should be, getting a car should be enjoyable, eh? The sweets are poisonous, I agree - you ATE them? Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1135 / 1528
Darren says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAIt was a pleasure ordering my car from Ling. The whole process was extremely easy and she explained things very simply. Everything went seamlessly with very little effort from me. Her crazy sense of humour added to the experience! Not only was she the cheapest, LINGsCARS were hands down the best leasing company I have dealt with. The new Lingo online web system made things much easier. I would definitely do business with them again and have recommended Ling to various colleagues and friends. Delivered the car (Vauxhall Antara) on time and in perfect condition - excellent!

Darren ****
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IP3 ***


Editor Note: Darren, you are an IT Consultant, so I very much appreciate the comments about my Lingo system. I think you appreciate the amount of work I put into it. You have a massively good Granite Black car for a massively cheap price. Hope you enjoy. Really, thanks so much for comments. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1092 / 1528
Samuel says...
FIAT PANDABeing the first time that I had leased a car, I had lots of questions which you answered quickly and clearly, in fact you were very caring and supportive all the way. I am really pleased with my new Fiat Panda and I promise to recommend your company to my friends. Thanks very much Ling I look forward to dealing with you again in the future. Good delivery, efficient and prompt.

Samuel Davis
111 Front St
Orford
Woodbridge
IP12 2LN


Editor Note: Hehehe, not often a Fiat dealer gets called "efficient and prompt"! Thanks for the letter, Sam, you work for a Chinese shipping company, so maybe I should say "xie xie" :) Enjoy the Kung-Fu Panda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 698 / 1528
Stuart says...
CarDealing with LINGsCARS was quite an experience! One I recommend.

Unlike other companies I spoke to, Ling was informal yet informative with great customer care offered at every stage. If you want a no-nonsense, friendly car hire broker, look no further. My repeat custom is assured. My Nissan Qashqai was delivered on time as promised. Can't ask for more.

Stuart Risebrow
29 Whitby Road
Ipswich
IP4 4AF


Editor Note: What a lovely letter, Stuart. These Qashqais are the most popular cars this year. Everyone seems so happy with them. Hope you enjoy! Thanks again :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 449 / 1528
Trevor says...
VAUXHALL CORSA"Very good, friendly service. Good prices. Efficient service. My only suggestion would be to scale down the busy advertising and printing on envelopes and paper/website. There is too much going on (if you know what I mean). The Vauxhall Corsa was delivered on a very wet day, driven to my house and had 135 miles on the clock."

Trevor McLeese
Ash House
The Street
Aldham
Ipswich
IP7 6NH


Editor Note: Hehehe, sorry about the migraine from my colourful stuff. My envelopes serve a useful purpose! My local Royal Mail sorting office recognise and know exactly where to deliver them, there is no chance of them getting lost. Website is designed to make life much less boring than other car suppliers who would have you slashing your wrists with dreariness. Your son's car was delivered very fast, in the end. You wanted it quickly, you said he was moaning. So I arranged the fastest delivery, which involved driving it. The miles will be deducted (or added to) your contract. Trevor, I cannot be responsible for the rain :) Ooooops - Ling



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Customer Letter: 270 / 1528
Richard says...
CarExcellent service, with a smile and great wit, and the dealer for our Mercedes-Benz E220 was excellent, too. So far, we have had four (Wah! - Ling) cars from Ling and all have been very smooth and professional. If the Chinese are coming and they are all like Ling, we should all be very happy

Richard Lingard
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Shotley Marina Ltd
Shotley Gate
Ipswitch
IP9 1QJ


Editor Note: Very nice letter, Richard, thanks! When I am rich and I want a posh boat, I will come to Shotley Marina; it will be my first port (heh) of call. Enjoy PanzerWagen-Benz! - Ling



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Wah! Almost one in six mental health patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs having attempted suicide because of long waiting lists for therapy, lah, according to new research. - news replorted 07:58



Wah! Television show Crimewatch is marking 30 years of helping to solve crimes by appealing to public for information. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! The three main bloody annoying Blitish party leaders - David Cameron, lah, Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg - having signed pledge promising "extensive new powers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:41



Wah! Plans for spending almost RMB Yuan #5m raised by teenage cancer sufferer Stephen Sutton having been revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:28



Wah! The inquest for three soldiers who died from overheating while training in Brecon Beacons will not be heard until 2015. - news replorted 07:24



Wah! Two children from same family were sexually abused in separate paedophile scandals that both happened in Rochdale, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has discovered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Jim Muir reports from front line near IS-controlled Zumar, lah, near Mosul, lah, where Kurdish forces fighting Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! old bill bobbys in Thailand continuing to search for man they wanting to speak to in connection with deaths of two British tourists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:59



Wah! Ian Paisley Jr describes critics of male gender human bleing's father, lah, former DUP leader and first dodgy minister who died last Friday aged 88, lah, as "pygmies in male gender human bleing's shadow". - news replorted 06:59



Wah! The father of Cardiff woman who died after fire at London (capital of Great England) apartment block backs campaign for clearer rules on responsibility for fire safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:52



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating deaths of two Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons in Thailand say they looking for number of suspects - but rule out other British tourists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:45



Wah! Two human bliengs arrested after what old bill bobbys treating as racially motivated attack on house in north Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:39



Wah! Poor sanitation has caused serious health problems in Haiti - but could special eco toilet improve situation? - news replorted 06:29



Wah! One of most active volcanoes in Philippines, lah, Mount Mayon, lah, could erupt within weeks, lah, scientists say, lah, after quakes and rockfalls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! The number of court actions started for non-payment of rates is on rise, lah, according to figures provided to BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 06:20



Wah! A Bloody foreign military convoy has been hit by explosion in Afghan capital, lah, Kabul, lah, leaving at least 16 human bliengs injured, lah, Afghan sources say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:47



Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is to announce plans to send 3,000 troops to Liberia to help fight ebola virus, lah, Great Satan officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:29



Wah! Twelve Nigerian soldiers sentenced to death for mutiny after shots were fired at their commanding officer in city of Maiduguri in May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:15



Wah! Ukraine's lawmakers set to ratify landmark EU association agreement, lah, but implementation of free trade deal is delayed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:44



Wah! Typhoon Kalmaegi barrels past Hong Kong, lah, closing schools and disrupting flights, lah, on its way to mainland China from Philippines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:32



Wah! Alibaba is world's biggest e-commerce firm but most human bliengs in West haven't heard of it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:29



Wah! The government is failing to reduce air pollution, lah, protect biodiversity and prevent flooding, lah, cross-party body of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44



Wah! Everton can move forward with plan to build new stadium in Liverpool park, lah, city's council says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! Sixty years ago, lah, Abdul Sattar Edhi gave up everything to start charitable organisation, lah, dedicated to improving lives of poor in Pakistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! A report from Kurdish-held territory in northern Iraq, lah, as Great Satan Secretary of State John Kerry agrees plan to tackle jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:59



Wah! Should old bill bobbys intervene when human bliengs having sex in public? - news replorted 01:55



Wah! The target to reduce sugar consumption should be much more ambitious, lah, health experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:36



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government is not "remotely" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) near creating bloody Engrish parliament, lah, as some Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters having called for, lah, PM David Cameron says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! Plans for spending almost RMB Yuan #5m raised by teenage cancer sufferer Stephen Sutton revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:09



Wah! Thousands of human bliengs still thought to be stranded in Indian administered Kashmir nearly two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after devastating floods there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! funny shape ball-game players who share towels, lah, razors and cold baths at risk of sharing serious skin infections too, lah, public health experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:55



Wah! More than quarter of bloody annoying Blitish adults having had problem with nuisance neighbour in past year, lah, survey for consumer organisation Which? suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! David Cameron's emotional speech in defence of United Kingdom makes front pages, lah, as does murder of two Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons in Thailand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! What world's best universities? - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Only one in six of prisoners in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having both somewhere to live and job or training placement when they released, lah, inspectors suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:32



Wah! Why EU-Ukraine trade pact is at risk - news replorted 00:23



Wah! In honour of 20th anniversary of start of Friends series, lah, pop-up coffee shop is opening in New York City. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Should ruined church linked to Hitler be rebuilt? - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Social media giant Facebook has seen 10 million interactions concerning Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum in five-week period. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! old bill bobbys in Rio de Janeiro having arrested twenty-two of their own officers for alleged involvement in bribery and extortion racket. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! How is Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum affecting markets? - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Confidential papers passed to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation suggest radical cost-saving plan will be implemented in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) after referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! How Africa's first education tablet computer was created - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Passport applicants who paid RMB Yuan #30 extra to avoid missing travel because of processing delays should getting refunds, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Is this how cities of Mars will be built? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! An influential group of major technology firms is calling on bloody annoying Blitish to appoint "digital ministers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in every government department. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



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