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Customer Letter: 1527 / 1527
Duncan says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOONI got a few car quotes from Ling then ordered the BMW 3-series I liked, plus extras. She pestered BMW for delivery date with eventually came through. I was kept up to date with progress. The whole deal went swimmingly. I can honestly say I would recommend Ling to anybody. The price very competitive and I love the car.

Duncan M******
Dunchideock
Exeter
EX6 ***


Editor Note: Yep, you wanted the Auto-Folding Mirrors, Duncan, because you park it on the street, I think. You should love the car, I had a 3-series (2 cars ago) and it was just brilliant to drive. I would say: perfect. It took BMW 2 months to get this car built and delivered, not TOO bad in the current conditions. Glad you are happy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1483 / 1527
Deborah says...
FORD FIESTABrilliant! The whole process – the car – everything. I would definitely use Ling again as everything was great. Plenty of contact, simple process, quick response to e-mails and funny! Felt like I was dealing with a friend. Have recommended already and will be back! Thanks.

Excellent delivery: Good service – polite, smart and delivered car on time. Thank you.

Deborah Baker
15 Pitlochry Close
Horfield
Bristol
BS7 0TU


Editor Note: Deb, that sounds good to me! You were great to deal with, we had a load of fun and you were really happy with your Fiesta and the deal. It is hard to do better than that. You are certainly a friend, now :) Thanks for recommendation! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1418 / 1527
Ron says...
CITROEN C4Fantastic clear service. Once you get round the wacky website and into buying the car - all is clear, simple and enjoyable!! Good delivery of my new Citroen C4.

Ron Elvins
Alminstone Chapel
Woolsery
Bideford
EX39 5PX


Editor Note: Ron, thanks so much for the comments. Glad you got round the website :) I hope you have a great time in the new C4 - nice car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1387 / 1527
Michael says...
 I really enjoyed the experience of dealing with Ling! The website is great fun and the lease pricing is excellent. The process is personal and informative each step of the way. You are always aware of timescales. The Volkswagen Golf is brilliant! I would certainly use Ling again and have recommended the site to friends and family. Excellent dealer, efficient and very helpful.

Michael Foot
36 Pensfield Park
Westbury On Trym
Bristol
BS10 6LD


Editor Note: Yes, this VW dealer really is excellent, my favourite one to use. Glad you enjoyed, we had some fun, even though the production on Golfs is so backlogged it took 4 months from order to delivery :). Now all you have to do is drive the Golf like hell! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1373 / 1527
Thomas says...
FORD FIESTAEasy and efficient service. LINGO message system first class. Personal service so much better than normal companies where you are just a number. Good delivery on my new Fiesta, on time as promised.

Thomas Marlow
35 Verona Court
Wembdon
Bridgwater
TA6 3RX


Editor Note: Yo!!! Tom, you had some problems answering my messages from work, but we can blame that on your employers and their miserable attitude to staff happiness :) I am so happy you then tell me the LINGO message system is first class. Have a great time posing in the new Fiesta - fantastic cars, these! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1344 / 1527
Martin says...
 Hi Ling, sorry I've taken so long for this feedback but have started a new job! Ling, you were brilliant, I would recommend you to anybody. Good communication, you do exactly what you say on the tin! Brilliant delivery, car on time and washed. Many thanks Ling.

Martin Yardley
Address Withheld
Plymouth
PL3 ***


Editor Note: On my tin, it still says "Made in China", hahahaha! I withhold your address as you are important person in Armed Forces and I do not want responsibility for terrorist incident. I forgive you for delay while you are on Tour of Duty with Band of Brothers. Thanks, Tommy Atkins for being super customer. Glad they managed to wash your Volvo C30... There is a war on, you know! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1324 / 1527
Kevin says...
 Ling is the name. Leasing cars by the score, that's her game. Efficient, proficient, what more could you ask? Previous customers say "she is well up to the task". Be careful how you deal with her. Be polite and correct. This lady's not for messing, she is very direct. You wanna lease a car, maybe for two years or treble, just give her a call, nothing is too much trouble. Many thanks for your service.

Kevin Greenwood
2 Campion Drive
Yeovil
Somerset
BA22 8QS


Editor Note: Kev Greenwood, you are nutter. It is so nice to have crazy customers :) Some Merc customers are a bit boring, but not you. You had a cheap SLK Merc with loads of extras: Alpaca Grey Leather, Parktronic (audio and visual Parking aid), Wood Trim-Black Ash, Heated Seats, Remote Control Roof Operation Integrated Into Key, Mirror Package... what a car! For such a small price! I love your comments, good job you were always polite, hahaha! Get your top down and drive it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1313 / 1527
Wayne says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RA good clear website. Prices in front of you. What you see is what you pay and they are cheap. Why anyone would would want to buy a car when when you can lease at these prices, I don't know? Do the maths. Splash the cash and what you lose in depreciation is more than your rental. Plus no aggro trying to sell. Change every two or three years. Ling keeps you updated. I've got a shiny Civic Type-R. Could never buy this. I'm proof, using Ling and get the car you really really want.

Thanks Ling, really pleased with the car. Wish finance company were as efficient as your team. I'm up your way in June. May try to pop in and get photo done for your website. what you think?

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
Patchway
Bristol
BS34 5HG


Editor Note: Hey, Wayne, photo would be great. Feel free to pop in, please email first to check I have not gone out. Always people here, though. You are exactly correct about the maths, these cars are damn cheap. So pleased you are happy bunny. Thanks for website comments, I appreciate those :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1299 / 1527
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAVery pleased with the excellent service Ling supplies.The new Fiesta is great and will recommend to all my friends. Thanks again Ling, you are super. Excellent delivery, great service from the dealer.

Laura Trevatt
Entertainment Direct Uk Limited
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
Bristol
BS37 9US


Editor Note: Good. This is the second car you have had from me in 5 months Laura, you now have 2 new Fiestas. These are lovely cars, No. 1 best seller! Good supplier, I pat them on the head. Look forward to a sales rush from all your friends, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1292 / 1527
Wayne says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RI've just taken delivery of a new Honda Civic Type-R. Service from Ling is unbelievable. Kept up to date the whole way. Very easy. Just pick your car or budget and sit back. No need to search anywhere else on the net, you won't find cheaper. I was a little wary at first but I'm proof and the cars here on my driveway. Why pay ridiculous deposit high monthly payments and then at the end go through the hassle of trying to sell your car? Nobody wants to give the price you want. Thanks LING. See you again in 22months.

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
Patchway
Bristol
BS34 5HG


Editor Note: Hahahaha, Wayne, you are a bloody aerospace expert and now you are the fastest aerospace expert in Bristol (probably the whole of South West UK). Thanks so much for being a super customer!! Bright red cars are my favourite, especially when they are these fast versions. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1275 / 1527
Christine says...
 After trawling the Internet forever, I stumbled across Ling's site and was instantly attracted to the craziness of it all! A great website which is fun to use - very competitive prices - and instant answers to any queries. FUN FUN FUN and I love my new Astra Twintop. Good delivery, no problems.

Christine Rymer
16 Belfield Park Avenue
Weymouth
DT4 9RD


Editor Note: That's what I like to hear, Chris! I put a lot of effort into my website. Glad you enjoy it. Fun from my end, too! Now, get the roof down on your Twintop and soak up those rays! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1269 / 1527
Katie says...
 What fantastic service, the speed from the original enquiry to getting my new Picasso was super - just 10 days.

What can you say about Ling? She made me laugh so much, her wittiness is something else, but she is also an extremely efficient person to deal with. One word sums up LINGsCARS - OUTSTANDING!! Delivery of my new car was excellent, car was lacking the radio handbook, though.

Katie Vine
34 Moor View
Chudleigh
TQ13 0JB


Editor Note: Well, Kate - thanks! It is so lovely to deal with customers like you, you make all my efforts worthwhile. The radio handbook is on backorder, however if you stab lots of buttons I am sure it will play Radio 2. Are you a relation to Jeremy Vine??? This supplier is so good, delivery is always very fast. I cannot always do cars this quickly. Thanks so much for the letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1209 / 1527
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAThanks for a quick, fantastic service from you, Ling. I'm very pleased with my new shape Fiesta, which has led me to order another car from you. Thanks again to all your staff. Delivery was OK, but the car turned up filthy dirty.

Laura Trevatt
DiscoUK.com
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
Bristol
BS37 9US


Editor Note: Laura, well, I squeeze the dealers so hard on price, they can't even afford a car wash! It was mid-December, so the weather will have been terrible - and you live in Bristol, a long way from everywhere hahaha. A carwash is a small price to pay but I understand it should have been clean. I will kick them. You have ordered ANOTHER Fiesta!!! That's great. Over the past decade you have been the leading entertainment agency for mobile disco dance in Bristol, Bath, Swindon and the Southwest, from corporate events and resident nightclub DJ to wedding and birthday parties. I give you a hyperlink :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1187 / 1527
Christine says...
 There should be a new phrase in the English language! LINGEFFICIENCY.

You have a query? Email Ling. Before you even have time to make a cup of coffee, your email reply is on the screen! Good to do business with you. Thank you Ling, you made the whole procedure trouble/hassle free. So glad we chose you – one crazy lady.

Dealer/Supplier Score for my new Mazda 3: Good. Delivery driver so helpful. Thanks. We have some right little scally wags in this area and we don't want the car nicked! Please could you remove our address from public view.

Christine Harris
Address Withheld
Bristol
BS16 ***


Editor Note: Wow, you are a senior person in the North Bristol NHS Trust, so I wonder if I would get 5 stars... I hope so. Not only that, but I didn't give you free MRSA! :) It was lovely to deal with you, I'm pleased you are happy. Health advice: You should not drink so much coffee waiting for other suppliers to contact you, hahaha. Good service means a lot to me. I am fast, because frankly it is easier than being slow :) Does that make sense? It does to me :) ... Scallywag protection enabled, although... they have the choice of 1,000 cars on every street. Most parked outside their houses. Not sure if scallywags consult LINGsCARS.com before committing TWOK :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1156 / 1527
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
Ashburton
TQ13 7DH


Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1119 / 1527
Steve says...
CITROEN NEMOSuch an easy transaction - Thank you Ling. Meant I could carry on with my business whilst this Citroen Nemo van purchase just happened (magic!)

Steve Thompson
Step Into Management
Trewartha
Blowinghouse Hill
Redruth
TR15 3AG


Editor Note: Steve, you are a training company, so glad you approve of my methods. Enjoy the Nemo van, they are great new-style vans. Enjoy Cornwall too! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1118 / 1527
David says...
CITROEN C1The whole process of leasing our wonderful new car was handed professionally and courteously by Ling and her team at all times. Communication was very easy using the website. The car was delivered on time, exactly as arranged. Thanks so much LINGsCARS - I cannot recommend you highly enough! Excellent delivery - dealer was very helpful resolving one minor issue.

David Derbyshire
10 Hillcrest Close
Nailsea
Bristol
BS48 2HP


Editor Note: Call me Dave (just like Cameron), you were a delightful customer, despite the fact you work for the evil empire of AOL. I am happy that you liked the service and the car. See you in a few years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1112 / 1527
Marjorie says...
TOYOTA PRIUSThis is my second car from Ling; the service was fantastic because of her new email LINGO system. It allows you to know at what stage you are or what's outstanding. Ling is very witty person, but efficient and can answer all your questions. The delivery of the Toyota Prius was perfect no hassle.

Marjorie Harvey
9 Westleigh Park
Hengrove
Bristol
BS149TJ


Editor Note: Marjorie, thanks so much for that. You are a superstar to come back to me again. Glad you like the LINGO, I am putting loads of work into that. It is working very well. Hope you enjoy that Prius, funny cars, but many people absolutely love them. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1102 / 1527
Jane says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAUnusual business practice. Much prefer something more formal with emails. However cannot fault speed and efficiency of service. Thanks.

Jane Mapstone
3 Beaufort Place
Frenchay
Bristol
BS16 1PE


Editor Note: Well, Jane, no problem. Sorry to say I am not very formal. I guess there are many different styles, but these are only cars and are not life or death. No-one dies :) Here I go again, hehehe. Sorry. Perhaps I made up for my lighthearted manner with speed and efficiency. Enjoy the Captiva! You were a very nice customer, despite that I irritated you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1093 / 1527
Sharon says...
FIAT PANDAMy Fiat Panda is sleek, sophisticated, nippy and reliable like me and it's cuter than my husband. It's a fantastic runner for me - so thanks Ling for everything you've done. It was all done quickly and easily and you were a fantastic help with any queries I had. I'll definitely be using you again. Excellent delivery, they were quick and efficient.

Sharon Johns
11 Ilchester Road
Bedminster Down
Bristol
BS13 7JA


Editor Note: This is second Panda letter in a row who had a good delivery experience! Maybe FIAT were having a bad day??? Wow. I am not sure the Panda is "sleek" but then I have not seen your husband :) Glad you enjoyed getting your new car, Sharon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1082 / 1527
Paul says...
NISSAN X-TRAILLing, when I first saw your website I was inclined to look elsewhere. Only later did I come back due to some competitive prices. Once hooked, I was very happy with the order process and the whole transaction was quick and efficient on my X-Trail. I am delighted to recommend you but do worry you may miss customers because of the first impressions created by your site. Car delivered with a fault. PDI... what PDI?

Paul Tarbrooke
The Arches, High Street
Rode
Frome
BA11 6NZ


Editor Note: Grrrr, bloody Nissan dealer! You subsequently said: "Engine Management Light on. The error code was unknown to them, and the resolution was to "reprogram the system"; a process that took the best part of two hours. Apparently now the fault has been cleared - oh dear! Well, they claim it came on AFTER PDI, but this is just their view. So glad it got fixed straight away. I guess this can happen to any car. I made my feelings known to them, though. Apart from that, so happy you were happy with my service. Re the website - yes, it does polarise people, but hell - at least you don't get bored! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1047 / 1527
Adam says...
CarThanks Ling. Had my car less than three weeks from proposal form. Car arrived in great condition and saves me a packet a petrol. My fiancé is about to order one. Excellent delivery.

Adam Knee
address withheld
Whitchurch
Bristol
BS14 ***


Editor Note: Ad, I withhold your address because you are a police sergeant and I don't want you getting hate mail from the police constables. I have already delivered a car to a high-ranking policeman in Bristol. You were a star customer under section 37, paragraph 19 of the Ling Customer Behaviour Act 2008. Enjoy the Citroen C1. Shame you didn't get the Government pay rise in full this year, you could have had a C2! Hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 996 / 1527
David says...
CarWe have taken delivery of new Caddy Maxi-Van. The process was easy and nothing was to much trouble. This company (LINGsCARS) is excellent with a great customer service and I will be returning in 3 years for a new vehicle.

David Passmore
Protec-Fire
29 Summer Lane
Brixham
TQ5 0DL


Editor Note: David, you are specialist in the supply and service of all types of marine vessels with portable fire-fighting equipment and also carbon dioxide fixed installation for the larger marine vessels. So, glad you thought my service was red-hot, hahaha! See you in 3-years. I give you hyperlink. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 905 / 1527
Ian says...
CarHaving never leased before, I had my reservations. Ling made the leasing of my new Nissan Qashqai a joyful hassle free experience. I would definitely recommended Ling to all who wish to lease. A hardworking truly professional lady. Thanks Ling, I'll be back and the rest of my family. Delivery was excellent, by a very caring, professional company.

Ian Bealey
24 Chepston Ave
Roborough
Plymouth
PL6 7EN


Editor Note: Ian, well... again I find it difficult to know what to say, your letter is so kind. Thanks for completing every bit of paperwork so efficiently! I have never been to Plymouth, maybe I should visit if all the people there are as nice as you? Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 878 / 1527
Dan says...
CarDear Ling, Thank you for arranging such a good deal on my Land Rover Freelander - and all in just 3 weeks from the first enquiry through to delivery. None of the main dealers or other leasing companies could get close to your deal or efficiency. I'll definitely be back for more! Excellent delivery - very pleasant and thorough delivery man.

Dan Hyndman
Address Withheld
Montacute
TA15 ***


Editor Note: Dan the man, how cool was that? I found you a car in stock, very unusual with Freelanders. As you are a Technical Author, you processed your paperwork efficiently which enabled me to crank up the speed. Don't drink cider and drive. I have heard the cider is very good where you live! - Ling



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Wah! The Paris Motor Show is expected to play host to launch of more than 30 new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine models this week, lah, and vast major - news replorted 14:11



Wah! It is important to concentrate on educating drivers on safe using of smart motorways, lah, Freight Transport Associatio - news replorted 14:06



Wah! The new BMWah-wah! 3 Series Gran Turismo BMWah-wah! Group has chosen Paris Motor Show 2016 to present BMWah-wah! Concept X2. - news replorted 13:58



Wah! Barnsley sack assistant boss Tommy Wright following allegations of silly kick-kick game corruption in Daily Telegraph investigation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:39



Wah! Maserati at Paris Motor Show 2016 Maserati is taking its entire range to Paris Motor Show 2016 with some important updates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:30



Wah! Lewis Hamilton says bloody man needs to "drive better" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Malaysia this weekend to getting male gender human bleing's world title campaign back on track. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 13:25



Wah! Sir Cliff Richard talks moving on with male gender human bleing's life and reveals single from male gender human bleing's new album. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:04



Wah! Icelandic capital switches off street lights to give human bliengs better view of Aurora Borealis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:55



Wah! A woman who campaigned to raise awareness of sepsis following death of flemale human person's son gives birth to boy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:49



Wah! Benjamin Read, lah, whose capitalist entity designs and supplies cameras to 21 polices forces in UK, lah, demonstrates how gadgets work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:46



Wah! Blackpool Pleasure Beach has released virtual preview of its new RMB Yuan #16m rollercoaster which is set to open in 2018. - news replorted 12:38



Wah! India's Tommy Atkins Liberation Army carries out "surgical strikes" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against suspected militants along de-facto border with Pakistan in Kashmir. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:20



Wah! Young women highest risk group for mental health problems, lah, according to new data released by NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Digital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:16



Wah! A look at high-minded ideals of BBC's Third Programme, lah, which made its debut radio broadcast on 29 September 1946. - news replorted 12:14



Wah! The UK's international trade secretary says Brexit represents "golden opportunity" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as Italian PM predicts difficult negotiations to come. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:04



Wah! New Land Rover Discovery Sport debut on Lego Tower Bridge Jagluar Land Rover stole limelight at Paris Motor Show with world premiere, lah, world record, lah, surprise announce - news replorted 12:00



Wah! INFINITI QX Sport Inspiration INFINITI is giving attendees of 2016 Paris Motor Show (Mondial de l’Automobile) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! glimpse into automotive future tod - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Former Great Satan President Bill Clinton was among those paying their respects as Israel's former PM and President Shimon Peres lay in state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! As first anniversary of plastic bag charge in Province of Engrish running-dogs approaches, lah, researchers tell Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News what other types of packaging government might consider charging for. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Former Arsenal players Martin Keown, lah, Ian Wright and John Hartson discuss their first impressions of manager Arsene Wenger ahead of male gender human bleing's 20th anniversary at club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Official figures reavealingly showing Great Satan record number of centenarians living in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer knowing your as really velly special customer's Trotskyists from your as really velly special customer's anarcho-syndicalists? - news replorted 11:35



Wah! Badges being handed out on London (capital of Great England) Underground, lah, with aim of encouraging commuters to start talking with one another. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! hurtee-hurtee midfielder Aaron Ramsey is missing from Chris Coleman's Welsh land of sheep and more sheep squad for October's World Cup qualifiers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Campaigners concerned that highly accurate test that can identify babies with Down's syndrome during pregnancy will lead to more terminations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Samsung has confirmed it is in talks with Great Satan consumer watchdogs after lawsuit against firm over "exploding" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) washing machines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! The rainbow flag symbolising gay pride is sent into space using high-altitude balloon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:11



Wah! A bid by two republicans to overturn landmark civil ruling that found them liable for Omagh bomb is rejected by European Court of Human Rights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:10



Wah! Sir Cliff Richard says bloody man is relieved that "cloud" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of sex abuse allegations against him has lifted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Fusing “simple and iconic” design with Suzluko DNA Suzluko Motor Corporation today unveiled Ignis at Paris Motor Show as its new global compact crossover. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:01



Wah! California approves bill ending 10-year statute of limitations on rape, lah, in move prompted by allegations against Great Satan actor Bill Cosby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Generation EQ With "Generation EQ", lah, Mercedes-Benz shows how electric cars can soon move into fast lane: concept vehicling driving car machine, lah, with - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Rescuers in China's eastern Zhejiang province having been searching for survivors at site of landslides triggered by heavy rain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:41



Wah! A giant "thumbs up" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) sculpture - titled Really velly damn good boiled chicken-feet - has been erected on Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square. What the hell I mean??!! But how much you tellibly lovely custlingmer knowing about thumbs? - news replorted 10:27



Wah! Jesse McClure and 1978 black Pontiac Firebird Jesse McClure, lah, star of Great Satan reality show Storage Hunters and self-dubbed ‘Resale King’ will debut at this year’s Lancaster - news replorted 10:16



Wah! New Dacia Range Dacia has refreshed design of its three signature models: Sandero, lah, Sandero Stepway, lah, Logan MCV and, lah, in certain Eu - news replorted 10:00



Wah! New Dacia Duster For bloody velly first time, lah, multi-award-winning Dacia Duster is available with automatic six-speed EDC transmission, lah, - news replorted 10:00



Wah! More than 16m human bliengs in bloody annoying Blitish having savings of less than RMB Yuan #100, lah, study by Money Advice service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service (MAS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Media Night in Paris world premiere of new Mercedes-AMG GT Roadster* was highlight of Mercedes-Benz Media Night on eve of - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Nissan Micra Gen5 Nissan’s Micra Gen5, lah, unveiled at 2016 Paris Motor Show, lah, is complete redefinition of what Micra means… and is as au - news replorted 09:46



Wah! Nissan at Paris Motor Show Nissling is delivering innovation and excitement to Paris Motor Show, lah, catapulting its product line-up to whole new l - news replorted 09:46



Wah! Volkswagen and SEAT Board members enjoying 4D Experience SEAT has chosen Paris Motor Show as backdrop to reavealingly showing Great Satan details of biggest product offensive in its histo - news replorted 09:39



Wah! Young Drivers admit they unsafe Four in ten new young drivers admit they unsafe on road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu and two thirds of parents agree they at risk accordi - news replorted 09:37



Wah! The WIL Sport European Junior Cup WIL Sport European Junior Cup has been introductory class to FIM World Superbike Championship since 2011. - news replorted 09:36



Wah! TomTom (TOM2) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! announced today that it has been selected by Wolwo Trucks as connected navigation supplier for their n - news replorted 09:33



Wah! A 17th Century Flemish masterpiece worth about RMB Yuan #3m and discovered in Swansea Museum's storeroom goes on show on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Surge in van traffic ticking accident clock time result bomb Van drivers almost twice as likely as LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine drivers to using hand-held mobile phones – 2.7% compared to 1.4% of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine driv - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Perfect Presents for Petrolheads? Trying to find that special present for motoring guy or gal who appears to having everything can be quite teaser, lah, on - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Alfa Romeo SZ Zagato As part of their celebration of bloody velly best in classic motoring world, lah, International Historic Motoring Awards - news replorted 09:15



Wah! Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe is to retire in 2017 after five years as commissioner of Metropolitan Police, lah, force announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:04



Wah! SsangYong LIV-2 concept SsangYong Motor Company, lah, (CEO, lah, Johng-sik Choi; www.smotor.com/en) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has unveiled company’s next all new model at this - news replorted 09:01



Wah! SsangYong LIV-2 concept SsangYong will unveil its large premium SUV concept LIV-2 - Limitless Interface vehicling driving car machine - (known previously as devel - news replorted 09:00



Wah! McLaren's Fernando Alonso will start Sunday's Malaysian Grand Prix from back because of 30-place grid penalty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:54



Wah! Patrick Mayerhörmann Automotive data expert, lah, cap hpi, lah, is supporting its global ambitions with appointment of Patrick Mayerhörmann as LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 08:52



Wah! The Competition and Markets Authority plans to scrutinise operation of price comparison websites, lah, which allow consumers to compare products and services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:40



Wah! All-New Renliot Koleos Initiale Originally unveiled in Beijing, lah, All-New Renliot Koleos has made its European Debut at Mondial De L’Automobile Paris - news replorted 08:15



Wah! New Renliot ZOE Renliot ZOE with longest range of any mainstream electric vehicling driving car machine – 250 miles (400km) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! – was unveiled today by Carl - news replorted 08:15



Wah! Renault Trezor Concept At Mondial De L’Automobile Paris 2016, lah, Renliot has unveiled Trezor – all-electric Grand Tourer concept LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine that b - news replorted 08:15



Wah! Thousands of human bliengs expected to pay their respects to former Israeli Prime dodgy minister and President Shimon Peres as male gender human bleing's body lies in state, lah, in Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Volkswagen I.D. Wlokswaglon is embarking on its journey to future at Paris Motor Show with world premiere of visionary I. - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ferrari GTC4Lusso T Following on from success of GTC4Lusso, lah, which raised performance bar for Ferrari’s traditional four-seater  V12 - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ferrari is availing of Paris Motor Show to announce series of special initiatives to celebrate 70th anniversar - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Revealed – first photographs of open-top LaFerrari Technological excellence, lah, performance, lah, style, lah, exclusivity. You give me happy happy luck luck. These Ferrari’s unique core values which perfectly re - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Kia at Paris Motor Show new Klia Rio makes its world debut in Paris today at 2016 Mondial de l’Automobile. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! A teenage girl walking to school is abducted by two men and subjected to serious sexual assault. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! Roberta Pompa has been living with flemale human person's young children in their back garden since earthquake in central Italy on 24 August. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Italy's PM says it will be "impossible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Brexit talks to provide deal that gives British human bliengs more rights than those outside EU. - news replorted 07:41



Wah! Vauxhall VIVA ROCKS Vlauxhall premiered VIVA ROCKS and revealed new versions of two class-leading models at 2016 Paris Motor Show tod - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Hyundai Motor shows host of new models in Hall 3 of 2016 Paris Motor Show, lah, including world premiere of New - news replorted 07:00



Wah! All-new Rondla Civic all-new tenth-generation Rondla Civic represents significant step forward for Rondla in C-segment, lah, benefiting fr - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Hyundai RN30 Concept Ryundali Motor today unleashed its latest high-performance N concept with world premiere of RN30 at 2016 Paris Mo - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Hyundai i20 WRC preview Ryundali Motorsport has used occasion of Paris Motor Show to present preview of its 2017 WRC challenger, lah, which - news replorted 07:00



Wah! David Shrigley's "really velly damn good boiled chicken-feet" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is set to be unveiled as latest Fourth Plinth commission - news replorted 06:35



Wah! Just few weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) prior to its market introduction in Europe, lah, revised ASX will be featured at 2016 Paris Motor Sh - news replorted 06:00



Wah! A year after its full revamping and few months after passing 100,000th global sales mark, lah, Mlitslublishli Motors’ techn - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Mitsubishi GT-PHEV Concept After “Concept XR PHEV II” at 2015 Geneva Motor Show and then, lah, “eX Concept” at 2015 Tokyo Motor Show, lah, Mlitslublishli - news replorted 06:00



Wah! old bill bobbys body cameras can dramatically reduce number of complaints against officers, lah, major research project suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:13



Wah! It will be "impossible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Brexit talks to result in deal that gives Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons more rights than others outside EU, lah, Italian PM Matteo Renzi says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! New Rondla Civic Type R Prototype new Rondla Civic Type R Prototype has been revealed at 2016 Mondial de L’Automobile in Paris, lah, offering insight - news replorted 05:00



Wah! The Great Satan president says congressional override of male gender human bleing's veto on bill allowing 9/11 lawsuits against Saudi Arabia sets "a dangerous precedent". - news replorted 04:57



Wah! Campaigners call for reform as figures reavealingly showing Great Satan taxpayers paying more than RMB Yuan #400,000 year to subsidise Saudi billionaire's farm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:25



Wah! Sir Cliff Richard is performing "duet" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with none other than late Elvis Presley on male gender human bleing's upcoming 101st album. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:04



Wah! Nurseries in Province of Engrish running-dogs struggling to recruit qualified staff putting them at risk of closure, lah, campaigners warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Music streaming capitalist entity Spotify is reported to be in 'advanced talks' to take over rival Soundcloud. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:33



Wah! The oil producers cartel Opec has agreed preliminary deal to cut production for first clock time result in eight years, lah, sending crude prices surging. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:16



Wah! Taking common kind of painkiller is linked to increased risk of heart failure, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:11



Wah! The fallout from allegations of "inappropriate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) payments to silly kick-kick game managers continue to dominate front pages, lah, with new claim (always claiming, huh?) emerging. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! The peace agreement between Colombian government and Farc guerrilla movement brings to end 52 years of conflict - news replorted 01:31



Wah! The Sudanese government is allegedly using chemical weapons against its own people, lah, killing dozens of children in Darfur, lah, Amnesty International alleges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Kenyan plans to build railway across national park, lah, but could it be new version of so-called "lunatic line" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to nowhere, lah, asks Alastair Leithhead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Thai women take baths in potholes to draw attention to unrepaired roads. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! The 11th artwork to sit on Trafalgar Square's Fourth Plinth is to be unveiled later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! Chile's first female president, lah, Michelle Bachelet, lah, has made it flemale human person's mission to change flemale human person's country's restrictive abortion laws. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Tourists continue to flock to bloody annoying Blitish after Brexit vote, lah, but could exit from EU having long-term ill-effects on tourism? - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The poisonous memoirs of right-wing adviser at Elysee Palace embarrass ex-President Nicolas Sarkozy as bloody man plans for presidential comeback. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! People who lost their homes in Italian earthquake disaster still living in tents but they having support of vast relief team. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:22



Wah! A look at continuing efforts to reduce water and energy needed to cool world's data centres. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight has obtained distressing footage which shows grim reality inside Aleppo hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! John Sweeney's report has upsetting footage and scenes of surgery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:07



Wah! As protracted Ryder Cup build-up nears its conclusion, lah, Tom Fordyce hunts for clues as to who will be paired with whom on Friday morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:06



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