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Customer Letter: 1527 / 1528
Duncan says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOONI got a few car quotes from Ling then ordered the BMW 3-series I liked, plus extras. She pestered BMW for delivery date with eventually came through. I was kept up to date with progress. The whole deal went swimmingly. I can honestly say I would recommend Ling to anybody. The price very competitive and I love the car.

Duncan M******
Dunchideock
Exeter
EX6 ***


Editor Note: Yep, you wanted the Auto-Folding Mirrors, Duncan, because you park it on the street, I think. You should love the car, I had a 3-series (2 cars ago) and it was just brilliant to drive. I would say: perfect. It took BMW 2 months to get this car built and delivered, not TOO bad in the current conditions. Glad you are happy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1483 / 1528
Deborah says...
FORD FIESTABrilliant! The whole process – the car – everything. I would definitely use Ling again as everything was great. Plenty of contact, simple process, quick response to e-mails and funny! Felt like I was dealing with a friend. Have recommended already and will be back! Thanks.

Excellent delivery: Good service – polite, smart and delivered car on time. Thank you.

Deborah Baker
15 Pitlochry Close
Horfield
Bristol
BS7 0TU


Editor Note: Deb, that sounds good to me! You were great to deal with, we had a load of fun and you were really happy with your Fiesta and the deal. It is hard to do better than that. You are certainly a friend, now :) Thanks for recommendation! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1418 / 1528
Ron says...
CITROEN C4Fantastic clear service. Once you get round the wacky website and into buying the car - all is clear, simple and enjoyable!! Good delivery of my new Citroen C4.

Ron Elvins
Alminstone Chapel
Woolsery
Bideford
EX39 5PX


Editor Note: Ron, thanks so much for the comments. Glad you got round the website :) I hope you have a great time in the new C4 - nice car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1387 / 1528
Michael says...
 I really enjoyed the experience of dealing with Ling! The website is great fun and the lease pricing is excellent. The process is personal and informative each step of the way. You are always aware of timescales. The Volkswagen Golf is brilliant! I would certainly use Ling again and have recommended the site to friends and family. Excellent dealer, efficient and very helpful.

Michael Foot
36 Pensfield Park
Westbury On Trym
Bristol
BS10 6LD


Editor Note: Yes, this VW dealer really is excellent, my favourite one to use. Glad you enjoyed, we had some fun, even though the production on Golfs is so backlogged it took 4 months from order to delivery :). Now all you have to do is drive the Golf like hell! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1373 / 1528
Thomas says...
FORD FIESTAEasy and efficient service. LINGO message system first class. Personal service so much better than normal companies where you are just a number. Good delivery on my new Fiesta, on time as promised.

Thomas Marlow
35 Verona Court
Wembdon
Bridgwater
TA6 3RX


Editor Note: Yo!!! Tom, you had some problems answering my messages from work, but we can blame that on your employers and their miserable attitude to staff happiness :) I am so happy you then tell me the LINGO message system is first class. Have a great time posing in the new Fiesta - fantastic cars, these! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1344 / 1528
Martin says...
 Hi Ling, sorry I've taken so long for this feedback but have started a new job! Ling, you were brilliant, I would recommend you to anybody. Good communication, you do exactly what you say on the tin! Brilliant delivery, car on time and washed. Many thanks Ling.

Martin Yardley
Address Withheld
Plymouth
PL3 ***


Editor Note: On my tin, it still says "Made in China", hahahaha! I withhold your address as you are important person in Armed Forces and I do not want responsibility for terrorist incident. I forgive you for delay while you are on Tour of Duty with Band of Brothers. Thanks, Tommy Atkins for being super customer. Glad they managed to wash your Volvo C30... There is a war on, you know! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1324 / 1528
Kevin says...
 Ling is the name. Leasing cars by the score, that's her game. Efficient, proficient, what more could you ask? Previous customers say "she is well up to the task". Be careful how you deal with her. Be polite and correct. This lady's not for messing, she is very direct. You wanna lease a car, maybe for two years or treble, just give her a call, nothing is too much trouble. Many thanks for your service.

Kevin Greenwood
2 Campion Drive
Yeovil
Somerset
BA22 8QS


Editor Note: Kev Greenwood, you are nutter. It is so nice to have crazy customers :) Some Merc customers are a bit boring, but not you. You had a cheap SLK Merc with loads of extras: Alpaca Grey Leather, Parktronic (audio and visual Parking aid), Wood Trim-Black Ash, Heated Seats, Remote Control Roof Operation Integrated Into Key, Mirror Package... what a car! For such a small price! I love your comments, good job you were always polite, hahaha! Get your top down and drive it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1313 / 1528
Wayne says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RA good clear website. Prices in front of you. What you see is what you pay and they are cheap. Why anyone would would want to buy a car when when you can lease at these prices, I don't know? Do the maths. Splash the cash and what you lose in depreciation is more than your rental. Plus no aggro trying to sell. Change every two or three years. Ling keeps you updated. I've got a shiny Civic Type-R. Could never buy this. I'm proof, using Ling and get the car you really really want.

Thanks Ling, really pleased with the car. Wish finance company were as efficient as your team. I'm up your way in June. May try to pop in and get photo done for your website. what you think?

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
Patchway
Bristol
BS34 5HG


Editor Note: Hey, Wayne, photo would be great. Feel free to pop in, please email first to check I have not gone out. Always people here, though. You are exactly correct about the maths, these cars are damn cheap. So pleased you are happy bunny. Thanks for website comments, I appreciate those :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1299 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAVery pleased with the excellent service Ling supplies.The new Fiesta is great and will recommend to all my friends. Thanks again Ling, you are super. Excellent delivery, great service from the dealer.

Laura Trevatt
Entertainment Direct Uk Limited
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
Bristol
BS37 9US


Editor Note: Good. This is the second car you have had from me in 5 months Laura, you now have 2 new Fiestas. These are lovely cars, No. 1 best seller! Good supplier, I pat them on the head. Look forward to a sales rush from all your friends, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1292 / 1528
Wayne says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RI've just taken delivery of a new Honda Civic Type-R. Service from Ling is unbelievable. Kept up to date the whole way. Very easy. Just pick your car or budget and sit back. No need to search anywhere else on the net, you won't find cheaper. I was a little wary at first but I'm proof and the cars here on my driveway. Why pay ridiculous deposit high monthly payments and then at the end go through the hassle of trying to sell your car? Nobody wants to give the price you want. Thanks LING. See you again in 22months.

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
Patchway
Bristol
BS34 5HG


Editor Note: Hahahaha, Wayne, you are a bloody aerospace expert and now you are the fastest aerospace expert in Bristol (probably the whole of South West UK). Thanks so much for being a super customer!! Bright red cars are my favourite, especially when they are these fast versions. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1275 / 1528
Christine says...
 After trawling the Internet forever, I stumbled across Ling's site and was instantly attracted to the craziness of it all! A great website which is fun to use - very competitive prices - and instant answers to any queries. FUN FUN FUN and I love my new Astra Twintop. Good delivery, no problems.

Christine Rymer
16 Belfield Park Avenue
Weymouth
DT4 9RD


Editor Note: That's what I like to hear, Chris! I put a lot of effort into my website. Glad you enjoy it. Fun from my end, too! Now, get the roof down on your Twintop and soak up those rays! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1269 / 1528
Katie says...
 What fantastic service, the speed from the original enquiry to getting my new Picasso was super - just 10 days.

What can you say about Ling? She made me laugh so much, her wittiness is something else, but she is also an extremely efficient person to deal with. One word sums up LINGsCARS - OUTSTANDING!! Delivery of my new car was excellent, car was lacking the radio handbook, though.

Katie Vine
34 Moor View
Chudleigh
TQ13 0JB


Editor Note: Well, Kate - thanks! It is so lovely to deal with customers like you, you make all my efforts worthwhile. The radio handbook is on backorder, however if you stab lots of buttons I am sure it will play Radio 2. Are you a relation to Jeremy Vine??? This supplier is so good, delivery is always very fast. I cannot always do cars this quickly. Thanks so much for the letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1209 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAThanks for a quick, fantastic service from you, Ling. I'm very pleased with my new shape Fiesta, which has led me to order another car from you. Thanks again to all your staff. Delivery was OK, but the car turned up filthy dirty.

Laura Trevatt
DiscoUK.com
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
Bristol
BS37 9US


Editor Note: Laura, well, I squeeze the dealers so hard on price, they can't even afford a car wash! It was mid-December, so the weather will have been terrible - and you live in Bristol, a long way from everywhere hahaha. A carwash is a small price to pay but I understand it should have been clean. I will kick them. You have ordered ANOTHER Fiesta!!! That's great. Over the past decade you have been the leading entertainment agency for mobile disco dance in Bristol, Bath, Swindon and the Southwest, from corporate events and resident nightclub DJ to wedding and birthday parties. I give you a hyperlink :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1187 / 1528
Christine says...
 There should be a new phrase in the English language! LINGEFFICIENCY.

You have a query? Email Ling. Before you even have time to make a cup of coffee, your email reply is on the screen! Good to do business with you. Thank you Ling, you made the whole procedure trouble/hassle free. So glad we chose you – one crazy lady.

Dealer/Supplier Score for my new Mazda 3: Good. Delivery driver so helpful. Thanks. We have some right little scally wags in this area and we don't want the car nicked! Please could you remove our address from public view.

Christine Harris
Address Withheld
Bristol
BS16 ***


Editor Note: Wow, you are a senior person in the North Bristol NHS Trust, so I wonder if I would get 5 stars... I hope so. Not only that, but I didn't give you free MRSA! :) It was lovely to deal with you, I'm pleased you are happy. Health advice: You should not drink so much coffee waiting for other suppliers to contact you, hahaha. Good service means a lot to me. I am fast, because frankly it is easier than being slow :) Does that make sense? It does to me :) ... Scallywag protection enabled, although... they have the choice of 1,000 cars on every street. Most parked outside their houses. Not sure if scallywags consult LINGsCARS.com before committing TWOK :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1156 / 1528
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
Ashburton
TQ13 7DH


Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1119 / 1528
Steve says...
CITROEN NEMOSuch an easy transaction - Thank you Ling. Meant I could carry on with my business whilst this Citroen Nemo van purchase just happened (magic!)

Steve Thompson
Step Into Management
Trewartha
Blowinghouse Hill
Redruth
TR15 3AG


Editor Note: Steve, you are a training company, so glad you approve of my methods. Enjoy the Nemo van, they are great new-style vans. Enjoy Cornwall too! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1118 / 1528
David says...
CITROEN C1The whole process of leasing our wonderful new car was handed professionally and courteously by Ling and her team at all times. Communication was very easy using the website. The car was delivered on time, exactly as arranged. Thanks so much LINGsCARS - I cannot recommend you highly enough! Excellent delivery - dealer was very helpful resolving one minor issue.

David Derbyshire
10 Hillcrest Close
Nailsea
Bristol
BS48 2HP


Editor Note: Call me Dave (just like Cameron), you were a delightful customer, despite the fact you work for the evil empire of AOL. I am happy that you liked the service and the car. See you in a few years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1112 / 1528
Marjorie says...
TOYOTA PRIUSThis is my second car from Ling; the service was fantastic because of her new email LINGO system. It allows you to know at what stage you are or what's outstanding. Ling is very witty person, but efficient and can answer all your questions. The delivery of the Toyota Prius was perfect no hassle.

Marjorie Harvey
9 Westleigh Park
Hengrove
Bristol
BS149TJ


Editor Note: Marjorie, thanks so much for that. You are a superstar to come back to me again. Glad you like the LINGO, I am putting loads of work into that. It is working very well. Hope you enjoy that Prius, funny cars, but many people absolutely love them. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1102 / 1528
Jane says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAUnusual business practice. Much prefer something more formal with emails. However cannot fault speed and efficiency of service. Thanks.

Jane Mapstone
3 Beaufort Place
Frenchay
Bristol
BS16 1PE


Editor Note: Well, Jane, no problem. Sorry to say I am not very formal. I guess there are many different styles, but these are only cars and are not life or death. No-one dies :) Here I go again, hehehe. Sorry. Perhaps I made up for my lighthearted manner with speed and efficiency. Enjoy the Captiva! You were a very nice customer, despite that I irritated you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1093 / 1528
Sharon says...
FIAT PANDAMy Fiat Panda is sleek, sophisticated, nippy and reliable like me and it's cuter than my husband. It's a fantastic runner for me - so thanks Ling for everything you've done. It was all done quickly and easily and you were a fantastic help with any queries I had. I'll definitely be using you again. Excellent delivery, they were quick and efficient.

Sharon Johns
11 Ilchester Road
Bedminster Down
Bristol
BS13 7JA


Editor Note: This is second Panda letter in a row who had a good delivery experience! Maybe FIAT were having a bad day??? Wow. I am not sure the Panda is "sleek" but then I have not seen your husband :) Glad you enjoyed getting your new car, Sharon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1082 / 1528
Paul says...
NISSAN X-TRAILLing, when I first saw your website I was inclined to look elsewhere. Only later did I come back due to some competitive prices. Once hooked, I was very happy with the order process and the whole transaction was quick and efficient on my X-Trail. I am delighted to recommend you but do worry you may miss customers because of the first impressions created by your site. Car delivered with a fault. PDI... what PDI?

Paul Tarbrooke
The Arches, High Street
Rode
Frome
BA11 6NZ


Editor Note: Grrrr, bloody Nissan dealer! You subsequently said: "Engine Management Light on. The error code was unknown to them, and the resolution was to "reprogram the system"; a process that took the best part of two hours. Apparently now the fault has been cleared - oh dear! Well, they claim it came on AFTER PDI, but this is just their view. So glad it got fixed straight away. I guess this can happen to any car. I made my feelings known to them, though. Apart from that, so happy you were happy with my service. Re the website - yes, it does polarise people, but hell - at least you don't get bored! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1047 / 1528
Adam says...
CarThanks Ling. Had my car less than three weeks from proposal form. Car arrived in great condition and saves me a packet a petrol. My fiancé is about to order one. Excellent delivery.

Adam Knee
address withheld
Whitchurch
Bristol
BS14 ***


Editor Note: Ad, I withhold your address because you are a police sergeant and I don't want you getting hate mail from the police constables. I have already delivered a car to a high-ranking policeman in Bristol. You were a star customer under section 37, paragraph 19 of the Ling Customer Behaviour Act 2008. Enjoy the Citroen C1. Shame you didn't get the Government pay rise in full this year, you could have had a C2! Hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 996 / 1528
David says...
CarWe have taken delivery of new Caddy Maxi-Van. The process was easy and nothing was to much trouble. This company (LINGsCARS) is excellent with a great customer service and I will be returning in 3 years for a new vehicle.

David Passmore
Protec-Fire
29 Summer Lane
Brixham
TQ5 0DL


Editor Note: David, you are specialist in the supply and service of all types of marine vessels with portable fire-fighting equipment and also carbon dioxide fixed installation for the larger marine vessels. So, glad you thought my service was red-hot, hahaha! See you in 3-years. I give you hyperlink. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 905 / 1528
Ian says...
CarHaving never leased before, I had my reservations. Ling made the leasing of my new Nissan Qashqai a joyful hassle free experience. I would definitely recommended Ling to all who wish to lease. A hardworking truly professional lady. Thanks Ling, I'll be back and the rest of my family. Delivery was excellent, by a very caring, professional company.

Ian Bealey
24 Chepston Ave
Roborough
Plymouth
PL6 7EN


Editor Note: Ian, well... again I find it difficult to know what to say, your letter is so kind. Thanks for completing every bit of paperwork so efficiently! I have never been to Plymouth, maybe I should visit if all the people there are as nice as you? Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 878 / 1528
Dan says...
CarDear Ling, Thank you for arranging such a good deal on my Land Rover Freelander - and all in just 3 weeks from the first enquiry through to delivery. None of the main dealers or other leasing companies could get close to your deal or efficiency. I'll definitely be back for more! Excellent delivery - very pleasant and thorough delivery man.

Dan Hyndman
Address Withheld
Montacute
TA15 ***


Editor Note: Dan the man, how cool was that? I found you a car in stock, very unusual with Freelanders. As you are a Technical Author, you processed your paperwork efficiently which enabled me to crank up the speed. Don't drink cider and drive. I have heard the cider is very good where you live! - Ling



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Wah! Norman Hudis, lah, best known for writing first six Carry On films, lah, dies in California at age of 93. - news replorted 13:22



Wah! A whale is reported in shallow water off Norfolk coast, lah, less than week after death of another whale in same waters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:16



Wah! Britain's Mark Cavendish finishes second on stage two to retain overall lead in Tour of Qatar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:12



Wah! There is "no enthusiasm" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for political parties to ask taxpayer to fund their activities, lah, chair of Committee on Standards in Public Life has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:04



Wah! Last-minute talks taking place between doctors and government negotiators to avert Wednesday's strike amid suggestions deal on contract arglingument was blocked by ministers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:02



Wah! silly kick-kick game Focus presenter Dan Walker will replace Bill Turnbull on Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation One's daily morning news programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:58



Wah! Will upsurge in mixed-race donors help save others? - news replorted 12:38



Wah! A man dies after being found on fire outside Kensington Palace in London, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:02



Wah! Taxi hailing app Uber says it is to try to improve its relationship with London's black cabs by letting them using its app for nothing for year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:02



Wah! Do new names for storms make human bliengs think they getting worse? - news replorted 12:01



Wah! Former Liverpool boss Roy Evans says club must stop taking fans for granted as row over ticket prices continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Korando Red limited edition SsangYong has added limited edition model to its Giugiaro designed Korando SUV - Red. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:58



Wah! India has become hub for start-ups in recent years. Eating rice!! Most investment has been focused on cities, lah, but as majority of Indians live in rural areas, lah, what difference would teaching entrepreneurial skills to village students make? - news replorted 11:49



Wah! Gwyneth Paltrow tells Los Angeles court bloody woman feared for flemale human person's family's safety after receiving multiple letters from man accused of stalking her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Facebook has been given three months to stop tracking non-members of its social network without their consent in France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:24



Wah! David Cameron's mother has signed petition against cuts to children's centres in male gender human bleing's constituency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:06



Wah! All-new Klia Sportage dramatic and stylish all-new Klia Sportage has caused showroom-sensation during its first few days on sale with bot - news replorted 11:03



Wah! The Court of Appeal upholds unprecedented gagging order (piece of paper signee upee) preventing media reporting why terrorism suspect was cleared at trial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:56



Wah! News conference by government officials near site of train crash in Germany. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:54



Wah! Ducati XDiavel S Ducati bloody annoying Blitish will present their 2016 Model year range at this year’s Carole Nash MCN London (capital of Great England) Motorcycle Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:53



Wah! Former Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Two controller David Attenborough once turned down young Terry Wogan for job, lah, because Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation already had Irish presenter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! An academy chain has been accused by Ofsted inspectors of not making enough progress, lah, with warnings that quality of education for too many pupils is "not velly damn good boiled chicken-feet enough". - news replorted 10:45



Wah! Sylvester Stallone says bloody man thought about boycotting Oscars ceremony because of this year's diversity row. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! Plans to give firm legal backing to computer hacking by Britain's spies not enough to protect privacy, lah, watchdog has warned - news replorted 10:30



Wah! Former autonomous province of Guinness drinkers and Lions captain Paul O'Connell is forced to retire from funny shape ball-game with immediate effect on medical advice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! The UK's velly damn good boiled chicken-feets trade gap with rest of world widened by RMB Yuan #1.9bn to record high of RMB Yuan #125bn in 2015, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! TomTom Headquarters TomTom today announced significant enhancements to its TomTom Traffic service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service – benefiting drivers using TomTom persona - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Rescue teams begin second day of searching for RSPCA inspector who disappeared trying to rescue birds as Storm Imogen lashed Cornwall beach. - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Subaru XV Concept Fuji Heavy Industries Ltd. I read you little red book! (FHI), lah, manufacturer of Subaru automobiles, lah, today announced that “Subaru XV Concept” w - news replorted 09:40



Wah! The vital role that apprentices play in workplace will take centre stage at forthcoming Freight Transport Associ - news replorted 09:36



Wah! BEN Lynwood 2 Paris summer cycle challenge BEN, lah, automotive industry charity is launching its latest two-wheeled challenge to raise money for charity initiative - news replorted 09:28



Wah! The former ski-jumper says celebrities in Jump "must bear brunt of blame" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Kenya could pull out of Rio Olympics if Zika virus in Brazil reaches epidemic levels, lah, says Kenya's Olympic committee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:05



Wah! Tennis star Andy Murray's wife Kim Sears has given birth to girl, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:04



Wah! Why expats handing back their passports - news replorted 08:35



Wah! Two passenger trains collide head-on in German state of Bavaria, lah, with old bill bobbys saying several human bliengs having been killed and many others injured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:08



Wah! Shadow home secretary Andy Burnham says it may be "impossible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Labour to reach agreed position on Trident. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:04



Wah! The chief executive of Google, lah, Sundar Pichai, lah, has been awarded $199m (RMB Yuan #138m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in shares, lah, regulatory filing reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Ford will introduce new vehicling driving car machine for Europe, lah, unveil new advanced in-car technology and detail latest progress on th - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Tui Group reports 40% slump in summer holiday bookings to Turkey following continued fighting and migrant crisis in neighbouring Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:52



Wah! Food and drink specialist Culina Group has been presented with Freight Transport Association Tachofta Compliance Awa - news replorted 07:47



Wah! As Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama requests $1.8bn to fight Zika, lah, some communities in El Salvador think they hold key to stopping spread of virus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:19



Wah! Premier League managers give their opinion on whether China's transfer spending is start of new footballing superpower. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:30



Wah! Biologists discover how bacteria sense light and move towards it: entire single-cell organism focuses light like tiny eyeball. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! Government departments urged to be "more stringent" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) over accepting corporate hospitality and gifts, lah, such as tickets to major sporting occasions - news replorted 05:15



Wah! A woman with dyslexia who won claim (always claiming, huh?) for disability discrimination against flemale human person's employer Starbucks explains how bloody woman felt when bloody woman was accused of fraud. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:13



Wah! A woman with dyslexia wins discrimination case against flemale human person's employer Starbucks after bloody woman was disciplined for falsifying documents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:12



Wah! People in New Hampshire prepare to vote for Democrats and Republicans seeking their party nomination in first primary of Great Satan presidential race. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:48



Wah! Hundreds of protesters having clashed with old bill bobbys in Hong Kong during operation to remove illegal food stalls in Mong Kok district. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:27



Wah! The Metropolitan Police, lah, and its commissioner, lah, seem to face constant barrage of criticism, lah, despite significant success, lah, says Danny Shaw. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:27



Wah! The rise of singer Dua Lipa - news replorted 03:22



Wah! There is no safe or healthy way to getting tan from sunlight, lah, new guidance from National Institute for Health and Care Excellence (NICE) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:09



Wah! old bill bobbys having clashed with protesters in Mong Kok district of Hong Kong during operation to shut down illegal food stalls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:34



Wah! US authorities acknowledge data breach affecting Department of Justice and Department of Homeland Security - but downplay its severity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:11



Wah! South Africa's top court is to rule on whether President Jacob Zuma must pay back millions of dollars in public funds used to upgrade male gender human bleing's rural home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:05



Wah! Will 2016 be turning point for free speech in India? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! A stem cell donor is found for mixed-race Leukaemia sufferer following celebrity-backed campaign which inspired 20,000 new donors in month. - news replorted 01:09



Wah! Tokyo shares fall sharply in early trading on Tuesday, lah, following trends set in Europe and Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! A Bronze Age cremation burial is discovered near Stonehenge after being accidentally dug up by badger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:03



Wah! More than three quarters of 10 to 12 year olds in bloody annoying Blitish having social media accounts, lah, even though they below age limit, lah, according to survey from Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsround. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Technology being developed in Philippines could give hope to thousands of farmers affected by storms and natural disasters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Mutant sperm-factories spread in men's testicles as they age to increase risk of children with genetic diseases, lah, researchers having shown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Exposure to short flashes of light at night could help travellers adjust to new clock time result zones and avoid jet lag, lah, according to scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! The biggest-ever rise in public dissatisfaction with NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) was recorded last year, lah, according to long-running survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Why it's wrong to call evolution 'just theory' - news replorted 00:34



Wah! Meet Svend Steengaard - world's oldest powerlifter - news replorted 00:24



Wah! Why new-age flotation tank has soared in popularity - news replorted 00:21



Wah! A plane made emergency landing in Somalia with hole in its side, lah, one passenger missing and lots of unanswered questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The African Union force in Somalia is facing new questions following last month's attack on Kenyan military base, lah, which al-Shabab says killed more than 100 soldiers, lah, writes BBC's Tomi Oladipo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The EU renegotiation may be centre stage in UK, lah, but rest of Europe has other pressing concerns, lah, says Mark Mardell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The elderly couple who will not leave town of Peski on Ukraine's frontline despite shelling damaging their house. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! How easy is self-publishing? - news replorted 00:03



Wah! The New Hampshire primaries will be crucial for both sides of presidential race. What the hell I mean??!! BBC’s Katty Kay talks about three things she’ll be watching for on Tuesday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! As more and more writers choose to self-publish, lah, how these author-entrepreneurs changing bookselling industry? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Are Trump and male gender human bleing's rivals big joke, lah, asks PJ O'Rourke - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The number of train tickets sold in bloody annoying Blitish last year rose 3.8% to 1.7 billion, lah, according to Rail delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so Group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Sending mentally ill adults long distances across Province of Engrish running-dogs for non-specialist treatment must end, lah, says independent report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



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