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Customer Letter: 1527 / 1528
Duncan says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOONI got a few car quotes from Ling then ordered the BMW 3-series I liked, plus extras. She pestered BMW for delivery date with eventually came through. I was kept up to date with progress. The whole deal went swimmingly. I can honestly say I would recommend Ling to anybody. The price very competitive and I love the car.

Duncan M******
EX6 ***

Editor Note: Yep, you wanted the Auto-Folding Mirrors, Duncan, because you park it on the street, I think. You should love the car, I had a 3-series (2 cars ago) and it was just brilliant to drive. I would say: perfect. It took BMW 2 months to get this car built and delivered, not TOO bad in the current conditions. Glad you are happy :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1483 / 1528
Deborah says...
FORD FIESTABrilliant! The whole process – the car – everything. I would definitely use Ling again as everything was great. Plenty of contact, simple process, quick response to e-mails and funny! Felt like I was dealing with a friend. Have recommended already and will be back! Thanks.

Excellent delivery: Good service – polite, smart and delivered car on time. Thank you.

Deborah Baker
15 Pitlochry Close

Editor Note: Deb, that sounds good to me! You were great to deal with, we had a load of fun and you were really happy with your Fiesta and the deal. It is hard to do better than that. You are certainly a friend, now :) Thanks for recommendation! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1418 / 1528
Ron says...
CITROEN C4Fantastic clear service. Once you get round the wacky website and into buying the car - all is clear, simple and enjoyable!! Good delivery of my new Citroen C4.

Ron Elvins
Alminstone Chapel
EX39 5PX

Editor Note: Ron, thanks so much for the comments. Glad you got round the website :) I hope you have a great time in the new C4 - nice car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1387 / 1528
Michael says...
 I really enjoyed the experience of dealing with Ling! The website is great fun and the lease pricing is excellent. The process is personal and informative each step of the way. You are always aware of timescales. The Volkswagen Golf is brilliant! I would certainly use Ling again and have recommended the site to friends and family. Excellent dealer, efficient and very helpful.

Michael Foot
36 Pensfield Park
Westbury On Trym
BS10 6LD

Editor Note: Yes, this VW dealer really is excellent, my favourite one to use. Glad you enjoyed, we had some fun, even though the production on Golfs is so backlogged it took 4 months from order to delivery :). Now all you have to do is drive the Golf like hell! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1373 / 1528
Thomas says...
FORD FIESTAEasy and efficient service. LINGO message system first class. Personal service so much better than normal companies where you are just a number. Good delivery on my new Fiesta, on time as promised.

Thomas Marlow
35 Verona Court

Editor Note: Yo!!! Tom, you had some problems answering my messages from work, but we can blame that on your employers and their miserable attitude to staff happiness :) I am so happy you then tell me the LINGO message system is first class. Have a great time posing in the new Fiesta - fantastic cars, these! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1344 / 1528
Martin says...
 Hi Ling, sorry I've taken so long for this feedback but have started a new job! Ling, you were brilliant, I would recommend you to anybody. Good communication, you do exactly what you say on the tin! Brilliant delivery, car on time and washed. Many thanks Ling.

Martin Yardley
Address Withheld
PL3 ***

Editor Note: On my tin, it still says "Made in China", hahahaha! I withhold your address as you are important person in Armed Forces and I do not want responsibility for terrorist incident. I forgive you for delay while you are on Tour of Duty with Band of Brothers. Thanks, Tommy Atkins for being super customer. Glad they managed to wash your Volvo C30... There is a war on, you know! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1324 / 1528
Kevin says...
 Ling is the name. Leasing cars by the score, that's her game. Efficient, proficient, what more could you ask? Previous customers say "she is well up to the task". Be careful how you deal with her. Be polite and correct. This lady's not for messing, she is very direct. You wanna lease a car, maybe for two years or treble, just give her a call, nothing is too much trouble. Many thanks for your service.

Kevin Greenwood
2 Campion Drive
BA22 8QS

Editor Note: Kev Greenwood, you are nutter. It is so nice to have crazy customers :) Some Merc customers are a bit boring, but not you. You had a cheap SLK Merc with loads of extras: Alpaca Grey Leather, Parktronic (audio and visual Parking aid), Wood Trim-Black Ash, Heated Seats, Remote Control Roof Operation Integrated Into Key, Mirror Package... what a car! For such a small price! I love your comments, good job you were always polite, hahaha! Get your top down and drive it! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1313 / 1528
Wayne says...
 A good clear website. Prices in front of you. What you see is what you pay and they are cheap. Why anyone would would want to buy a car when when you can lease at these prices, I don't know? Do the maths. Splash the cash and what you lose in depreciation is more than your rental. Plus no aggro trying to sell. Change every two or three years. Ling keeps you updated. I've got a shiny Civic Type-R. Could never buy this. I'm proof, using Ling and get the car you really really want.

Thanks Ling, really pleased with the car. Wish finance company were as efficient as your team. I'm up your way in June. May try to pop in and get photo done for your website. what you think?

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
BS34 5HG

Editor Note: Hey, Wayne, photo would be great. Feel free to pop in, please email first to check I have not gone out. Always people here, though. You are exactly correct about the maths, these cars are damn cheap. So pleased you are happy bunny. Thanks for website comments, I appreciate those :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1299 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAVery pleased with the excellent service Ling supplies.The new Fiesta is great and will recommend to all my friends. Thanks again Ling, you are super. Excellent delivery, great service from the dealer.

Laura Trevatt
Entertainment Direct Uk Limited
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
BS37 9US

Editor Note: Good. This is the second car you have had from me in 5 months Laura, you now have 2 new Fiestas. These are lovely cars, No. 1 best seller! Good supplier, I pat them on the head. Look forward to a sales rush from all your friends, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1292 / 1528
Wayne says...
 I've just taken delivery of a new Honda Civic Type-R. Service from Ling is unbelievable. Kept up to date the whole way. Very easy. Just pick your car or budget and sit back. No need to search anywhere else on the net, you won't find cheaper. I was a little wary at first but I'm proof and the cars here on my driveway. Why pay ridiculous deposit high monthly payments and then at the end go through the hassle of trying to sell your car? Nobody wants to give the price you want. Thanks LING. See you again in 22months.

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
BS34 5HG

Editor Note: Hahahaha, Wayne, you are a bloody aerospace expert and now you are the fastest aerospace expert in Bristol (probably the whole of South West UK). Thanks so much for being a super customer!! Bright red cars are my favourite, especially when they are these fast versions. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1275 / 1528
Christine says...
 After trawling the Internet forever, I stumbled across Ling's site and was instantly attracted to the craziness of it all! A great website which is fun to use - very competitive prices - and instant answers to any queries. FUN FUN FUN and I love my new Astra Twintop. Good delivery, no problems.

Christine Rymer
16 Belfield Park Avenue

Editor Note: That's what I like to hear, Chris! I put a lot of effort into my website. Glad you enjoy it. Fun from my end, too! Now, get the roof down on your Twintop and soak up those rays! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1269 / 1528
Katie says...
 What fantastic service, the speed from the original enquiry to getting my new Picasso was super - just 10 days.

What can you say about Ling? She made me laugh so much, her wittiness is something else, but she is also an extremely efficient person to deal with. One word sums up LINGsCARS - OUTSTANDING!! Delivery of my new car was excellent, car was lacking the radio handbook, though.

Katie Vine
34 Moor View
TQ13 0JB

Editor Note: Well, Kate - thanks! It is so lovely to deal with customers like you, you make all my efforts worthwhile. The radio handbook is on backorder, however if you stab lots of buttons I am sure it will play Radio 2. Are you a relation to Jeremy Vine??? This supplier is so good, delivery is always very fast. I cannot always do cars this quickly. Thanks so much for the letter :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1209 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAThanks for a quick, fantastic service from you, Ling. I'm very pleased with my new shape Fiesta, which has led me to order another car from you. Thanks again to all your staff. Delivery was OK, but the car turned up filthy dirty.

Laura Trevatt
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
BS37 9US

Editor Note: Laura, well, I squeeze the dealers so hard on price, they can't even afford a car wash! It was mid-December, so the weather will have been terrible - and you live in Bristol, a long way from everywhere hahaha. A carwash is a small price to pay but I understand it should have been clean. I will kick them. You have ordered ANOTHER Fiesta!!! That's great. Over the past decade you have been the leading entertainment agency for mobile disco dance in Bristol, Bath, Swindon and the Southwest, from corporate events and resident nightclub DJ to wedding and birthday parties. I give you a hyperlink :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1187 / 1528
Christine says...
 There should be a new phrase in the English language! LINGEFFICIENCY.

You have a query? Email Ling. Before you even have time to make a cup of coffee, your email reply is on the screen! Good to do business with you. Thank you Ling, you made the whole procedure trouble/hassle free. So glad we chose you – one crazy lady.

Dealer/Supplier Score for my new Mazda 3: Good. Delivery driver so helpful. Thanks. We have some right little scally wags in this area and we don't want the car nicked! Please could you remove our address from public view.

Christine Harris
Address Withheld
BS16 ***

Editor Note: Wow, you are a senior person in the North Bristol NHS Trust, so I wonder if I would get 5 stars... I hope so. Not only that, but I didn't give you free MRSA! :) It was lovely to deal with you, I'm pleased you are happy. Health advice: You should not drink so much coffee waiting for other suppliers to contact you, hahaha. Good service means a lot to me. I am fast, because frankly it is easier than being slow :) Does that make sense? It does to me :) ... Scallywag protection enabled, although... they have the choice of 1,000 cars on every street. Most parked outside their houses. Not sure if scallywags consult before committing TWOK :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1156 / 1528
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
TQ13 7DH

Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1119 / 1528
Steve says...
CITROEN NEMOSuch an easy transaction - Thank you Ling. Meant I could carry on with my business whilst this Citroen Nemo van purchase just happened (magic!)

Steve Thompson
Step Into Management
Blowinghouse Hill
TR15 3AG

Editor Note: Steve, you are a training company, so glad you approve of my methods. Enjoy the Nemo van, they are great new-style vans. Enjoy Cornwall too! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1118 / 1528
David says...
 The whole process of leasing our wonderful new car was handed professionally and courteously by Ling and her team at all times. Communication was very easy using the website. The car was delivered on time, exactly as arranged. Thanks so much LINGsCARS - I cannot recommend you highly enough! Excellent delivery - dealer was very helpful resolving one minor issue.

David Derbyshire
10 Hillcrest Close
BS48 2HP

Editor Note: Call me Dave (just like Cameron), you were a delightful customer, despite the fact you work for the evil empire of AOL. I am happy that you liked the service and the car. See you in a few years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1112 / 1528
Marjorie says...
TOYOTA PRIUSThis is my second car from Ling; the service was fantastic because of her new email LINGO system. It allows you to know at what stage you are or what's outstanding. Ling is very witty person, but efficient and can answer all your questions. The delivery of the Toyota Prius was perfect no hassle.

Marjorie Harvey
9 Westleigh Park

Editor Note: Marjorie, thanks so much for that. You are a superstar to come back to me again. Glad you like the LINGO, I am putting loads of work into that. It is working very well. Hope you enjoy that Prius, funny cars, but many people absolutely love them. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1102 / 1528
Jane says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAUnusual business practice. Much prefer something more formal with emails. However cannot fault speed and efficiency of service. Thanks.

Jane Mapstone
3 Beaufort Place
BS16 1PE

Editor Note: Well, Jane, no problem. Sorry to say I am not very formal. I guess there are many different styles, but these are only cars and are not life or death. No-one dies :) Here I go again, hehehe. Sorry. Perhaps I made up for my lighthearted manner with speed and efficiency. Enjoy the Captiva! You were a very nice customer, despite that I irritated you. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1093 / 1528
Sharon says...
FIAT PANDAMy Fiat Panda is sleek, sophisticated, nippy and reliable like me and it's cuter than my husband. It's a fantastic runner for me - so thanks Ling for everything you've done. It was all done quickly and easily and you were a fantastic help with any queries I had. I'll definitely be using you again. Excellent delivery, they were quick and efficient.

Sharon Johns
11 Ilchester Road
Bedminster Down
BS13 7JA

Editor Note: This is second Panda letter in a row who had a good delivery experience! Maybe FIAT were having a bad day??? Wow. I am not sure the Panda is "sleek" but then I have not seen your husband :) Glad you enjoyed getting your new car, Sharon! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1082 / 1528
Paul says...
NISSAN X-TRAILLing, when I first saw your website I was inclined to look elsewhere. Only later did I come back due to some competitive prices. Once hooked, I was very happy with the order process and the whole transaction was quick and efficient on my X-Trail. I am delighted to recommend you but do worry you may miss customers because of the first impressions created by your site. Car delivered with a fault. PDI... what PDI?

Paul Tarbrooke
The Arches, High Street
BA11 6NZ

Editor Note: Grrrr, bloody Nissan dealer! You subsequently said: "Engine Management Light on. The error code was unknown to them, and the resolution was to "reprogram the system"; a process that took the best part of two hours. Apparently now the fault has been cleared - oh dear! Well, they claim it came on AFTER PDI, but this is just their view. So glad it got fixed straight away. I guess this can happen to any car. I made my feelings known to them, though. Apart from that, so happy you were happy with my service. Re the website - yes, it does polarise people, but hell - at least you don't get bored! :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1047 / 1528
Adam says...
CarThanks Ling. Had my car less than three weeks from proposal form. Car arrived in great condition and saves me a packet a petrol. My fiancé is about to order one. Excellent delivery.

Adam Knee
address withheld
BS14 ***

Editor Note: Ad, I withhold your address because you are a police sergeant and I don't want you getting hate mail from the police constables. I have already delivered a car to a high-ranking policeman in Bristol. You were a star customer under section 37, paragraph 19 of the Ling Customer Behaviour Act 2008. Enjoy the Citroen C1. Shame you didn't get the Government pay rise in full this year, you could have had a C2! Hehehe - Ling

Customer Letter: 996 / 1528
David says...
CarWe have taken delivery of new Caddy Maxi-Van. The process was easy and nothing was to much trouble. This company (LINGsCARS) is excellent with a great customer service and I will be returning in 3 years for a new vehicle.

David Passmore
29 Summer Lane

Editor Note: David, you are specialist in the supply and service of all types of marine vessels with portable fire-fighting equipment and also carbon dioxide fixed installation for the larger marine vessels. So, glad you thought my service was red-hot, hahaha! See you in 3-years. I give you hyperlink. - Ling

Customer Letter: 905 / 1528
Ian says...
CarHaving never leased before, I had my reservations. Ling made the leasing of my new Nissan Qashqai a joyful hassle free experience. I would definitely recommended Ling to all who wish to lease. A hardworking truly professional lady. Thanks Ling, I'll be back and the rest of my family. Delivery was excellent, by a very caring, professional company.

Ian Bealey
24 Chepston Ave

Editor Note: Ian, well... again I find it difficult to know what to say, your letter is so kind. Thanks for completing every bit of paperwork so efficiently! I have never been to Plymouth, maybe I should visit if all the people there are as nice as you? Thanks! - Ling

Customer Letter: 878 / 1528
Dan says...
CarDear Ling, Thank you for arranging such a good deal on my Land Rover Freelander - and all in just 3 weeks from the first enquiry through to delivery. None of the main dealers or other leasing companies could get close to your deal or efficiency. I'll definitely be back for more! Excellent delivery - very pleasant and thorough delivery man.

Dan Hyndman
Address Withheld
TA15 ***

Editor Note: Dan the man, how cool was that? I found you a car in stock, very unusual with Freelanders. As you are a Technical Author, you processed your paperwork efficiently which enabled me to crank up the speed. Don't drink cider and drive. I have heard the cider is very good where you live! - Ling

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Wah! Two Burmese men accused of killing two British tourists in Thailand retract their confessions, lah, lawyers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:28

Wah! The Duchess of Cambridge makes flemale human person's first public appearance since announcing flemale human person's second pregnancy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:23

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish will fly unmanned drones over Syria in battle against Islamic State militants, lah, government says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:21

Wah! Russian investigators say "criminal negligence" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) caused crash that killed chief executive of oil firm Total and three crew members of male gender human bleing's private jet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:21

Wah! The EU's decision to ban using of some pesticides could threaten bloody annoying Blitish crops, lah, increase food prices and hit farmers' profits, lah, report claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:19

Wah! Bas Kasteel, lah, Vice President clustomler Service,Hyundai Motor Europe Ryundali Motor Europe has announced appointment of Bas Kasteel to role of Vice President clustomler Service, lah, based - news replorted 13:17

Wah! The Queen and Prince Philip were joined by Duke and Duchess of Cambridge at welcoming ceremony for president of Singapore as bloody man begins male gender human bleing's state visit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:13

Wah! The new head of historic sex abuse inquiry, lah, Fiona Woolf, lah, says bloody woman has no personal connections affecting flemale human person's impartiality despite social contacts with former home secretary Lord Brittan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:12

Wah! Nissan delivers first all-electric taxis to Barcelona and Madrid era of 100% electric taxi has arrived to Spain's two largest cities, lah, as Nissling delivered its first 100% electric - news replorted 13:06

Wah! The Daily Politics' top five political tracks from past few years, lah, with some more memorable than others. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:03

Wah! Having witnessed horrors of war, lah, Semesa Rokoduguni is making most of funny shape ball-game life as Province of Engrish running-dogs career beckons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:00

Wah! 24 hours of news images: 21 Octoblinger - news replorted 12:38

Wah! iMotorPro Launch Motor Trade Forum and Support BEN iMotorPro, lah, first dedicated, lah, professional discussion forum for anyone involved in bloody annoying Blitish motor industry launched on 2 - news replorted 12:31

Wah! Tesco's sales falling faster than any of its competitors as it loses market share to discounters Aldi and Lidl as well as upmarket rival Waitrose. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:24

Wah! The view from County Down, lah, Huddersfield and Heathrow airport, lah, as tail-end of Hurricane Gonzalo hits Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:14

Wah! Kellie Maloney says flemale human person's brothers having not accepted flemale human person's decision to become woman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:13

Wah! A British man who travelled to Syria to fight with Islamic State group has been killed, lah, male gender human bleing's mosque says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:11

Wah! Actor Daniel Radcliffe attended premiere of male gender human bleing's latest film Horns which tells story of young man wrongly accused of murder - news replorted 12:08

Wah! 3D visualisations process of developing new truck starts many years before it is launched. I read you little red book! During that clock time result lot can change, lah, which - news replorted 12:08

Wah! Claims that thousands of patients from Welsh land of sheep and more sheep seeking treatment in Province of Engrish running-dogs because they not happy with Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) dismissed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:07

Wah! A retired odontologist tells World's End murder trial that marks on Christine Eadie's body were possible human bite mark. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:01

Wah! Uncapped Ospreys prop Nicky Smith selected in 34-man squad for autumn matches, lah, but James Hook and Adam Jones miss out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:58

Wah! Eight officers being investigated as part of inquiry into death of woman following reports of domestic abuse in Vale of Glamorgan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:56

Wah! Dr Olivet Buck died after contracting Ebola while treating patients in Freetown, lah, Sierra Leone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:48

Wah! There has been rapid deterioration in state of jails in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep with cracks in system of widening, lah, chief prison of inspector warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:48

Wah! Bee colonies in Brisbane waging fighty bang-bang for months on end, lah, according to new study, lah, and victorious swarms taking over hives of rival species. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:44

Wah! Adam Saunders at new Masters Mlitslublishli showroom, lah, Wickham Rd expanding Mlitslublishli expensive dealeringship buildling in Surrey has moved into new premises to meet increased demand from clustomlers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:39

Wah! The Mexican government offers rewards totalling $4.75m (RMB Yuan #3m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for inflomination leading to whereabouts of 43 missing students from Guerrero state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:38

Wah! Renault Captur Motorists wantinging to see independent clustomler reviews about their local Renliot dealer’s after-sales service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service can now - news replorted 11:31

Wah! Paralympic chiefs say Oscar Pistorius cannot compete in IPC events for five years after bloody man is jailed for killing Reeva Steenkamp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:24

Wah! A man is jailed for life for murdering male gender human bleing's identical twin brother in drunken argument on New Year's Eve. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:17

Wah! A leading human rights group says it has strong evidence Ukraine attacked populated areas of Donetsk with cluster bombs, lah, banned by many other states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:15

Wah! Microsoft boss Satya Nadella has been given pay package worth $84.3m, lah, making him one of top earners in tech industry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:15

Wah! MPG Winner, lah, Floord Fiesta ST team from Formula Floord motorsport series that entered this year’s MPG Marathon in Fiesta ST achieved biggest - news replorted 11:10

Wah! Giles Dilnot puts on thinking cap to look at political think tanks and their role in Westminster Bubble. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:07

Wah! The Secretary of State Theresa Villiers says allegations of abuse at east Belfast Kincora Boys Home will not be included in new UK-wide inquiry into child sex abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:03

Wah! Ross Brawn Grand Prix legend takes life at more gentle pace as bloody man attempts Bonhams London (capital of Great England) to Brighton Run in male gender human bleing's 1904 veteran - news replorted 11:00

Wah! Ferrari LaFerrari Sporting Bears Motoring Club, lah, known for its fundraising, lah, is planning to light up this year’s Lancaster insurlince Cla - news replorted 10:57

Wah! New drama five years after start of eurozone crisis - news replorted 10:48

Wah! Life and work of Great Satan fashion designer Oscar de la Renta - news replorted 10:42

Wah! Oxfordshire Fire and Rescue service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says electrical fault could be to blame for massive blaze at Didcot B power station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:38

Wah! India suspend all future tours to Caribbean following West Indies' decision to abandon their tour of India last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:27

Wah! The number of challenges to GCSE and A-level grades rose sharply this year, lah, with fifth leading to grade changes, lah, says Ofqual. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:21

Wah! The parents of William Pooley, lah, British nurse who contracted Ebola while volunteering in West Africa, lah, support male gender human bleing's return to Sierra Leone to resume male gender human bleing's work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:21

Wah! Politicians including former Mayor Rudy Giuliani protest against controversial opera Death of Klinghoffer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:18

Wah! Three cases linked to alleged sexual abuse of Belfast woman Maíria Cahill to be reviewed, lah, Public Prosecution service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:17

Wah! Government borrowing rises in September to RMB Yuan #11.8bn, lah, increase of RMB Yuan #1.6bn compared with year earlier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:11

Wah! DJ Dave Lee Travis's three-month suspended sentence for indecent assault "not unduly lenient", lah, says Attorney General - news replorted 10:11

Wah! Former Radio 1 DJ Mike Reed sings comic pro-UKIP song prompting criticism from some who object to him affecting Caribbean accent for calypso style song - news replorted 10:04

Wah! Worries similar case to that of Baby P, lah, where child died because of abuse, lah, could happen in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep because of large workloads of social workers, lah, raised by unions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:44

Wah! Drivers face delays after two lorries overturn on major routes in Cambridgeshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:41

Wah! The Pakistan Taliban sack their spokesman Shahidullah Shahid after bloody man pledged allegiance to Islamic State (IS). - news replorted 09:41

Wah! A new mural by street artist Banksy in Bristol is vandalised less than 24 hours after work appeared. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:38

Wah! Some 80 Tommy Atkins Liberation Army medics travelling to Sierra Leone as part of bloody annoying Blitish efforts to tackle Ebola outbreak, lah, as screening begins at Gatwick. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:30

Wah! Volkswagen Commercial vehicling driving car machines Used Van Event Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines is offering used van buyers early Christmas present in form of special 10-day Da - news replorted 09:30

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Marc Cieslak looks at smart glasses on show at annual Ceatec electronics exhibition in Japan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:25

Wah! Former cabinet dodgy minister Ken Clarke says some of male gender human bleing's Eurosceptic Conservative colleagues should be in UKIp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:18

Wah! Stoke chairman Peter Coates says Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation pundit John Hartson's criticism of Potters winger Victor Moses is "unacceptable". - news replorted 08:56

Wah! A deafblind student on life away from home - news replorted 08:38

Wah! old bill bobbys from across Europe having been brought to bloody annoying Blitish to help catch Bloody foreign criminals in Operation Trivium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:23

Wah! The UK's current-account Achilles' heel - news replorted 08:14

Wah! The musician behind one of most recognisable saxophone solos - on Gerry Rafferty's hit Baker Street - has died, lah, it is announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:05

Wah! Rain and high winds causing travel disruption, lah, as tail-end of Hurricane Gonzalo hits Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:02

Wah! In FIA WTCC race never stops, lah, not even when chequered flag comes down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! There wasn’t much clock time result to celebrate C - news replorted 08:00

Wah! James Graham captains Province of Engrish running-dogs in their Four Nations opener with Samoa on Saturday as Sean O'Loughlin is out injured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:58

Wah! As bloody annoying Blitish efforts to find vaccine for Ebola virus continues, lah, Tim Muffett met some of those trying to develop new treatments, lah, and some of volunteers willing to test it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:44

Wah! Gusts of wind up to 70mph hit coast of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo arrives in bloody annoying Blitish overnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:43

Wah! A sculpture created in honour of women who served in Land Tommy Atkins Liberation Army during World fighty bang-bang Two - built with RMB Yuan #85,000 in donations - is to be unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:42

Wah! An Australian man is convicted of performing sex act in front of webcam "watched by" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) computer-generated child bloody man believed was real. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:31

Wah! Philip Neville and Mark Lawrenson run rule over Manchester City, lah, Chelsea, lah, Liverpool and Arsenal's upcoming Champions League fixtures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:05

Wah! South African athlete Oscar Pistorius is due back in court in Pretoria to hear male gender human bleing's sentence for killing girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 07:05

Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) will "grind to halt" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) unless more is done to help care for dementia patients in community, lah, warns Wales' only professor of geriatrics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:58

Wah! A paralysed man has been able to walk again after pioneering therapy that involved transplanting cells from male gender human bleing's nasal cavity into male gender human bleing's spinal cord. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:09

Wah! The bodies of seven women having been recovered in Great Satan state of Indiana as man confessed to recent murder and led authorities to more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:01

Wah! Religious women in India who wanting to wear make-up no longer having to struggle to find products that suit their faith. - news replorted 05:49

Wah! It is impossible to fathom why Wales's Ian Woosnam is yet to be inducted in golf's Hall of Fame, lah, writes Iain Carter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:25

Wah! China's economy grows at its slowest pace since global financial crisis, lah, causing speculation government may introduce more stimulus measures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:20

Wah! An explosion at fireworks factory in southern Indian state of Andhra Pradesh kills at least 17 people, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:12

Wah! About 100 Tommy Atkins Liberation Army medics set to travel to Sierra Leone as part of bloody annoying Blitish efforts to tackle Ebola outbreak, lah, as screening begins at Gatwick. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 05:00

Wah! US fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, lah, who dressed former first ladies Jackie Kennedy and Hillary Clinton, lah, has died aged 82, lah, Great Satan media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:56

Wah! An Australian man is convicted of performing sex act in front of webcam "watched by" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) computer-generated child bloody man believed was real. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:29

Wah! Dominican-born Great Satan fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, lah, who dressed former first ladies Jackie Kennedy and Hillary Clinton, lah, has died aged 82, lah, Great Satan media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:11

Wah! The Hong Kong government is to meet student leaders for talks on ending pro-democracy street protests that now in their fourth week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:02

Wah! Christophe de Margerie, lah, head of French oil company, lah, Total, lah, has been killed in crash at Vnukovo airport in Moscow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:41

Wah! Oscar Pistorius' siblings describe their heartache and criticise media coverage of male gender human bleing's trial, lah, on eve of South African athlete's sentencing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:07

Wah! Australian old bill bobbys abandon fighty bang-bang crimes investigation into deaths in East Timor in 1975 of "Balibo Five" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) journalists, lah, citing insufficient evidence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:46

Wah! A child is killed by violence every five minutes in world, lah, leading charity says, lah, calling for new targets to end all forms of child abuse by 2030. - news replorted 02:43

Wah! Scientists say they having identified underlying reason why some human bliengs prone to winter blues, lah, or seasonal affective disorder (SAD). - news replorted 02:21

Wah! David Attenborough's new series on journey through life - news replorted 01:47

Wah! A man who struck two Canadian soldiers with male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine before bloody man was shot dead by old bill bobbys had been "radicalised", lah, Canada's PM says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:38

Wah! What happened to kids from 1970s experimental schools? - news replorted 01:37

Wah! The government is launching advertising campaign urging benefit claimants to report changes in circumstances or face jail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:25

Wah! MPs to debate whether voters should be able to deselect them using "power of recall" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if they commit wrongdoings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:22

Wah! The photographer who snapped Gandalf and Jean-Luc Picard - news replorted 01:19

Wah! Robbers and muggers who using guns or knives in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep would face tougher prison sentences under proposed new guidelines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:17

Wah! The project that enabled paralysed man to walk again - news replorted 01:12

Wah! A paralysed man has been able to walk again after pioneering therapy that involved transplanting specialist cells into male gender human bleing's damaged spinal cord. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:07

Wah! Christophe de Margerie, lah, chief executive of French oil capitalist entity Total, lah, has died in Moscow air crash, lah, Vnukovo airport official confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:01

Wah! What floods did to Kashmir's most treasured historic sites - news replorted 00:56

Wah! UKIP Commonwealth spokesman Winston McKenzie has said song UKIP Calypso, lah, which is performed with mock Caribbean accent by DJ Mike Read, lah, is "fantastic". - news replorted 00:53

Wah! How does town that voted Yes in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum feel now? - news replorted 00:47

Wah! A Shetland woman who has been caring for sick animals for more than 27 years is to receive prestigious award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:47

Wah! Edinburgh hopes to be take step closer to hosting stage of Tour de France, lah, if funding for other cycling events is approved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:46

Wah! Non-smokers living with smoker exposed to three times officially recommended safe levels of damaging air particles, lah, according to study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45

Wah! In first part of male gender human bleing's road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu trip across Ukraine ahead of parliamentary elections, lah, Steve Rosenberg meets candidate who was persecuted by pro-Russian rebels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45

Wah! Winds up to 75mph expected to hit some parts of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo pass over country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45

Wah! The discovery that transformed theories of human evolution - news replorted 00:32

Wah! Salisbury is named as "must-see" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and one of best cities in world to visit next year by travel guide Lonely Planet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:29

Wah! How racing tube went global - news replorted 00:24

Wah! old bill bobbys Ombudsman Michael Maguire criticises role of PSNI in On Runs scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:20

Wah! The Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Assembly has voted by 91 votes to 10 in favour of making it crime (shoud shoot them) to pay for sex. - news replorted 00:11

Wah! The man who magically made maths fun - news replorted 00:08

Wah! What did riot at pumpkin festival show about race in US? - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Hyundai ix35 Fuel Cell first ix35 Fuel Cell clustomler vehicling driving car machines having arrived in UK, lah, continuing Hyundai’s global roll-out of world’s f - news replorted 00:01

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