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Customer Letter: 1527 / 1528
Duncan says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOONI got a few car quotes from Ling then ordered the BMW 3-series I liked, plus extras. She pestered BMW for delivery date with eventually came through. I was kept up to date with progress. The whole deal went swimmingly. I can honestly say I would recommend Ling to anybody. The price very competitive and I love the car.

Duncan M******
Dunchideock
Exeter
EX6 ***


Editor Note: Yep, you wanted the Auto-Folding Mirrors, Duncan, because you park it on the street, I think. You should love the car, I had a 3-series (2 cars ago) and it was just brilliant to drive. I would say: perfect. It took BMW 2 months to get this car built and delivered, not TOO bad in the current conditions. Glad you are happy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1483 / 1528
Deborah says...
FORD FIESTABrilliant! The whole process – the car – everything. I would definitely use Ling again as everything was great. Plenty of contact, simple process, quick response to e-mails and funny! Felt like I was dealing with a friend. Have recommended already and will be back! Thanks.

Excellent delivery: Good service – polite, smart and delivered car on time. Thank you.

Deborah Baker
15 Pitlochry Close
Horfield
Bristol
BS7 0TU


Editor Note: Deb, that sounds good to me! You were great to deal with, we had a load of fun and you were really happy with your Fiesta and the deal. It is hard to do better than that. You are certainly a friend, now :) Thanks for recommendation! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1418 / 1528
Ron says...
CITROEN C4Fantastic clear service. Once you get round the wacky website and into buying the car - all is clear, simple and enjoyable!! Good delivery of my new Citroen C4.

Ron Elvins
Alminstone Chapel
Woolsery
Bideford
EX39 5PX


Editor Note: Ron, thanks so much for the comments. Glad you got round the website :) I hope you have a great time in the new C4 - nice car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1387 / 1528
Michael says...
 I really enjoyed the experience of dealing with Ling! The website is great fun and the lease pricing is excellent. The process is personal and informative each step of the way. You are always aware of timescales. The Volkswagen Golf is brilliant! I would certainly use Ling again and have recommended the site to friends and family. Excellent dealer, efficient and very helpful.

Michael Foot
36 Pensfield Park
Westbury On Trym
Bristol
BS10 6LD


Editor Note: Yes, this VW dealer really is excellent, my favourite one to use. Glad you enjoyed, we had some fun, even though the production on Golfs is so backlogged it took 4 months from order to delivery :). Now all you have to do is drive the Golf like hell! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1373 / 1528
Thomas says...
FORD FIESTAEasy and efficient service. LINGO message system first class. Personal service so much better than normal companies where you are just a number. Good delivery on my new Fiesta, on time as promised.

Thomas Marlow
35 Verona Court
Wembdon
Bridgwater
TA6 3RX


Editor Note: Yo!!! Tom, you had some problems answering my messages from work, but we can blame that on your employers and their miserable attitude to staff happiness :) I am so happy you then tell me the LINGO message system is first class. Have a great time posing in the new Fiesta - fantastic cars, these! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1344 / 1528
Martin says...
 Hi Ling, sorry I've taken so long for this feedback but have started a new job! Ling, you were brilliant, I would recommend you to anybody. Good communication, you do exactly what you say on the tin! Brilliant delivery, car on time and washed. Many thanks Ling.

Martin Yardley
Address Withheld
Plymouth
PL3 ***


Editor Note: On my tin, it still says "Made in China", hahahaha! I withhold your address as you are important person in Armed Forces and I do not want responsibility for terrorist incident. I forgive you for delay while you are on Tour of Duty with Band of Brothers. Thanks, Tommy Atkins for being super customer. Glad they managed to wash your Volvo C30... There is a war on, you know! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1324 / 1528
Kevin says...
 Ling is the name. Leasing cars by the score, that's her game. Efficient, proficient, what more could you ask? Previous customers say "she is well up to the task". Be careful how you deal with her. Be polite and correct. This lady's not for messing, she is very direct. You wanna lease a car, maybe for two years or treble, just give her a call, nothing is too much trouble. Many thanks for your service.

Kevin Greenwood
2 Campion Drive
Yeovil
Somerset
BA22 8QS


Editor Note: Kev Greenwood, you are nutter. It is so nice to have crazy customers :) Some Merc customers are a bit boring, but not you. You had a cheap SLK Merc with loads of extras: Alpaca Grey Leather, Parktronic (audio and visual Parking aid), Wood Trim-Black Ash, Heated Seats, Remote Control Roof Operation Integrated Into Key, Mirror Package... what a car! For such a small price! I love your comments, good job you were always polite, hahaha! Get your top down and drive it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1313 / 1528
Wayne says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RA good clear website. Prices in front of you. What you see is what you pay and they are cheap. Why anyone would would want to buy a car when when you can lease at these prices, I don't know? Do the maths. Splash the cash and what you lose in depreciation is more than your rental. Plus no aggro trying to sell. Change every two or three years. Ling keeps you updated. I've got a shiny Civic Type-R. Could never buy this. I'm proof, using Ling and get the car you really really want.

Thanks Ling, really pleased with the car. Wish finance company were as efficient as your team. I'm up your way in June. May try to pop in and get photo done for your website. what you think?

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
Patchway
Bristol
BS34 5HG


Editor Note: Hey, Wayne, photo would be great. Feel free to pop in, please email first to check I have not gone out. Always people here, though. You are exactly correct about the maths, these cars are damn cheap. So pleased you are happy bunny. Thanks for website comments, I appreciate those :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1299 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAVery pleased with the excellent service Ling supplies.The new Fiesta is great and will recommend to all my friends. Thanks again Ling, you are super. Excellent delivery, great service from the dealer.

Laura Trevatt
Entertainment Direct Uk Limited
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
Bristol
BS37 9US


Editor Note: Good. This is the second car you have had from me in 5 months Laura, you now have 2 new Fiestas. These are lovely cars, No. 1 best seller! Good supplier, I pat them on the head. Look forward to a sales rush from all your friends, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1292 / 1528
Wayne says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RI've just taken delivery of a new Honda Civic Type-R. Service from Ling is unbelievable. Kept up to date the whole way. Very easy. Just pick your car or budget and sit back. No need to search anywhere else on the net, you won't find cheaper. I was a little wary at first but I'm proof and the cars here on my driveway. Why pay ridiculous deposit high monthly payments and then at the end go through the hassle of trying to sell your car? Nobody wants to give the price you want. Thanks LING. See you again in 22months.

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
Patchway
Bristol
BS34 5HG


Editor Note: Hahahaha, Wayne, you are a bloody aerospace expert and now you are the fastest aerospace expert in Bristol (probably the whole of South West UK). Thanks so much for being a super customer!! Bright red cars are my favourite, especially when they are these fast versions. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1275 / 1528
Christine says...
 After trawling the Internet forever, I stumbled across Ling's site and was instantly attracted to the craziness of it all! A great website which is fun to use - very competitive prices - and instant answers to any queries. FUN FUN FUN and I love my new Astra Twintop. Good delivery, no problems.

Christine Rymer
16 Belfield Park Avenue
Weymouth
DT4 9RD


Editor Note: That's what I like to hear, Chris! I put a lot of effort into my website. Glad you enjoy it. Fun from my end, too! Now, get the roof down on your Twintop and soak up those rays! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1269 / 1528
Katie says...
 What fantastic service, the speed from the original enquiry to getting my new Picasso was super - just 10 days.

What can you say about Ling? She made me laugh so much, her wittiness is something else, but she is also an extremely efficient person to deal with. One word sums up LINGsCARS - OUTSTANDING!! Delivery of my new car was excellent, car was lacking the radio handbook, though.

Katie Vine
34 Moor View
Chudleigh
TQ13 0JB


Editor Note: Well, Kate - thanks! It is so lovely to deal with customers like you, you make all my efforts worthwhile. The radio handbook is on backorder, however if you stab lots of buttons I am sure it will play Radio 2. Are you a relation to Jeremy Vine??? This supplier is so good, delivery is always very fast. I cannot always do cars this quickly. Thanks so much for the letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1209 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAThanks for a quick, fantastic service from you, Ling. I'm very pleased with my new shape Fiesta, which has led me to order another car from you. Thanks again to all your staff. Delivery was OK, but the car turned up filthy dirty.

Laura Trevatt
DiscoUK.com
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
Bristol
BS37 9US


Editor Note: Laura, well, I squeeze the dealers so hard on price, they can't even afford a car wash! It was mid-December, so the weather will have been terrible - and you live in Bristol, a long way from everywhere hahaha. A carwash is a small price to pay but I understand it should have been clean. I will kick them. You have ordered ANOTHER Fiesta!!! That's great. Over the past decade you have been the leading entertainment agency for mobile disco dance in Bristol, Bath, Swindon and the Southwest, from corporate events and resident nightclub DJ to wedding and birthday parties. I give you a hyperlink :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1187 / 1528
Christine says...
 There should be a new phrase in the English language! LINGEFFICIENCY.

You have a query? Email Ling. Before you even have time to make a cup of coffee, your email reply is on the screen! Good to do business with you. Thank you Ling, you made the whole procedure trouble/hassle free. So glad we chose you – one crazy lady.

Dealer/Supplier Score for my new Mazda 3: Good. Delivery driver so helpful. Thanks. We have some right little scally wags in this area and we don't want the car nicked! Please could you remove our address from public view.

Christine Harris
Address Withheld
Bristol
BS16 ***


Editor Note: Wow, you are a senior person in the North Bristol NHS Trust, so I wonder if I would get 5 stars... I hope so. Not only that, but I didn't give you free MRSA! :) It was lovely to deal with you, I'm pleased you are happy. Health advice: You should not drink so much coffee waiting for other suppliers to contact you, hahaha. Good service means a lot to me. I am fast, because frankly it is easier than being slow :) Does that make sense? It does to me :) ... Scallywag protection enabled, although... they have the choice of 1,000 cars on every street. Most parked outside their houses. Not sure if scallywags consult LINGsCARS.com before committing TWOK :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1156 / 1528
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
Ashburton
TQ13 7DH


Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1119 / 1528
Steve says...
CITROEN NEMOSuch an easy transaction - Thank you Ling. Meant I could carry on with my business whilst this Citroen Nemo van purchase just happened (magic!)

Steve Thompson
Step Into Management
Trewartha
Blowinghouse Hill
Redruth
TR15 3AG


Editor Note: Steve, you are a training company, so glad you approve of my methods. Enjoy the Nemo van, they are great new-style vans. Enjoy Cornwall too! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1118 / 1528
David says...
CITROEN C1The whole process of leasing our wonderful new car was handed professionally and courteously by Ling and her team at all times. Communication was very easy using the website. The car was delivered on time, exactly as arranged. Thanks so much LINGsCARS - I cannot recommend you highly enough! Excellent delivery - dealer was very helpful resolving one minor issue.

David Derbyshire
10 Hillcrest Close
Nailsea
Bristol
BS48 2HP


Editor Note: Call me Dave (just like Cameron), you were a delightful customer, despite the fact you work for the evil empire of AOL. I am happy that you liked the service and the car. See you in a few years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1112 / 1528
Marjorie says...
TOYOTA PRIUSThis is my second car from Ling; the service was fantastic because of her new email LINGO system. It allows you to know at what stage you are or what's outstanding. Ling is very witty person, but efficient and can answer all your questions. The delivery of the Toyota Prius was perfect no hassle.

Marjorie Harvey
9 Westleigh Park
Hengrove
Bristol
BS149TJ


Editor Note: Marjorie, thanks so much for that. You are a superstar to come back to me again. Glad you like the LINGO, I am putting loads of work into that. It is working very well. Hope you enjoy that Prius, funny cars, but many people absolutely love them. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1102 / 1528
Jane says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAUnusual business practice. Much prefer something more formal with emails. However cannot fault speed and efficiency of service. Thanks.

Jane Mapstone
3 Beaufort Place
Frenchay
Bristol
BS16 1PE


Editor Note: Well, Jane, no problem. Sorry to say I am not very formal. I guess there are many different styles, but these are only cars and are not life or death. No-one dies :) Here I go again, hehehe. Sorry. Perhaps I made up for my lighthearted manner with speed and efficiency. Enjoy the Captiva! You were a very nice customer, despite that I irritated you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1093 / 1528
Sharon says...
FIAT PANDAMy Fiat Panda is sleek, sophisticated, nippy and reliable like me and it's cuter than my husband. It's a fantastic runner for me - so thanks Ling for everything you've done. It was all done quickly and easily and you were a fantastic help with any queries I had. I'll definitely be using you again. Excellent delivery, they were quick and efficient.

Sharon Johns
11 Ilchester Road
Bedminster Down
Bristol
BS13 7JA


Editor Note: This is second Panda letter in a row who had a good delivery experience! Maybe FIAT were having a bad day??? Wow. I am not sure the Panda is "sleek" but then I have not seen your husband :) Glad you enjoyed getting your new car, Sharon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1082 / 1528
Paul says...
NISSAN X-TRAILLing, when I first saw your website I was inclined to look elsewhere. Only later did I come back due to some competitive prices. Once hooked, I was very happy with the order process and the whole transaction was quick and efficient on my X-Trail. I am delighted to recommend you but do worry you may miss customers because of the first impressions created by your site. Car delivered with a fault. PDI... what PDI?

Paul Tarbrooke
The Arches, High Street
Rode
Frome
BA11 6NZ


Editor Note: Grrrr, bloody Nissan dealer! You subsequently said: "Engine Management Light on. The error code was unknown to them, and the resolution was to "reprogram the system"; a process that took the best part of two hours. Apparently now the fault has been cleared - oh dear! Well, they claim it came on AFTER PDI, but this is just their view. So glad it got fixed straight away. I guess this can happen to any car. I made my feelings known to them, though. Apart from that, so happy you were happy with my service. Re the website - yes, it does polarise people, but hell - at least you don't get bored! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1047 / 1528
Adam says...
CarThanks Ling. Had my car less than three weeks from proposal form. Car arrived in great condition and saves me a packet a petrol. My fiancé is about to order one. Excellent delivery.

Adam Knee
address withheld
Whitchurch
Bristol
BS14 ***


Editor Note: Ad, I withhold your address because you are a police sergeant and I don't want you getting hate mail from the police constables. I have already delivered a car to a high-ranking policeman in Bristol. You were a star customer under section 37, paragraph 19 of the Ling Customer Behaviour Act 2008. Enjoy the Citroen C1. Shame you didn't get the Government pay rise in full this year, you could have had a C2! Hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 996 / 1528
David says...
CarWe have taken delivery of new Caddy Maxi-Van. The process was easy and nothing was to much trouble. This company (LINGsCARS) is excellent with a great customer service and I will be returning in 3 years for a new vehicle.

David Passmore
Protec-Fire
29 Summer Lane
Brixham
TQ5 0DL


Editor Note: David, you are specialist in the supply and service of all types of marine vessels with portable fire-fighting equipment and also carbon dioxide fixed installation for the larger marine vessels. So, glad you thought my service was red-hot, hahaha! See you in 3-years. I give you hyperlink. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 905 / 1528
Ian says...
CarHaving never leased before, I had my reservations. Ling made the leasing of my new Nissan Qashqai a joyful hassle free experience. I would definitely recommended Ling to all who wish to lease. A hardworking truly professional lady. Thanks Ling, I'll be back and the rest of my family. Delivery was excellent, by a very caring, professional company.

Ian Bealey
24 Chepston Ave
Roborough
Plymouth
PL6 7EN


Editor Note: Ian, well... again I find it difficult to know what to say, your letter is so kind. Thanks for completing every bit of paperwork so efficiently! I have never been to Plymouth, maybe I should visit if all the people there are as nice as you? Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 878 / 1528
Dan says...
CarDear Ling, Thank you for arranging such a good deal on my Land Rover Freelander - and all in just 3 weeks from the first enquiry through to delivery. None of the main dealers or other leasing companies could get close to your deal or efficiency. I'll definitely be back for more! Excellent delivery - very pleasant and thorough delivery man.

Dan Hyndman
Address Withheld
Montacute
TA15 ***


Editor Note: Dan the man, how cool was that? I found you a car in stock, very unusual with Freelanders. As you are a Technical Author, you processed your paperwork efficiently which enabled me to crank up the speed. Don't drink cider and drive. I have heard the cider is very good where you live! - Ling



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Wah! A seven-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl dies after elephant throws stone that hits flemale human person's head in Moroccan zoo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:09



Wah! Scientists say that having just hour of exercise day may help undo damage of sitting at desk all day. You give me happy happy luck luck. Here five tips on how to be more active without having to go anywhere near gym. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:07



Wah! German Chancellor Angela Merkel rejects calls to change flemale human person's refugee policy, lah, in wake of recent terror attacks, lah, some of them by asylum seekers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:01



Wah! Nissan bloody annoying Blitish Fleet Team Nissling Motor (GB) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has made series of key appointments and structural changes within its Corporate Sales team as it see - news replorted 13:00



Wah! Worldwide consolidated shipments of 1,175 thousand units, lah, down 1% driven by APAC due to transition to local Jeepy product - news replorted 12:46



Wah! Jeep Ambassador Andrew Cotton, lah, hunts world biggest waves Jeepy bloody annoying Blitish ambassador and big wave surfer, lah, Andrew Cotton, lah, will star in epic film: ‘Beneath Surface’, lah, documenting male gender human bleing's - news replorted 12:43



Wah! Mike Hawes, lah, SMMT Chief Executive, lah, said, lah, “It’s velly damn good boiled chicken-feet to see such strong first half to 2016 for engine production in - news replorted 12:42



Wah! Specialist Cars Aberdeen welcomes Renliot Sport expensive dealeringship buildling status Specialist Cars Aberdeen is latest Renliot expensive dealeringship buildling to join exclusive Renliot Sport, bloody dealering idiot place network, lah, its appoin - news replorted 12:27



Wah! Rolls-Royce unveils Emerald embellished Dawn and Wraith Today, lah, honoured guests of Rolls-Royce Summer Studio in Sardinia witnessed unveiling of two remarkable Bespoke mo - news replorted 12:20



Wah! Driving around in vehicling driving car machine with all windows covered up Today we close to beachfront in Barcelona, lah, looking for volunteers to take on our challenge: controlling in driving manner around in ve - news replorted 12:18



Wah! A Pokemon Go player claim (always claiming, huh?) to having become first to catch all characters available in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:10



Wah! Pope Francis tripped and fell as bloody man arrived for Holy Mass at southern Black Madonna shrine of Czestochowa in Poland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:25



Wah! Jean-Philippe Imparato In order (piece of paper signee upee) to successfully execute Push to Pass strategic plan, lah, changes will be made to PSA Group Executive Commit - news replorted 11:25



Wah! A Kumho-shod F3 LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine ready for action For 15 successive years, lah, Kumho has supplied all tyres for Europe’s top F3 teams to compete in annual Zandvoort M - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Groupe Renault RCI Banque reported strong business growth in first-half 2016 with 770,305 new financing contracts, lah, up 12 per cent first - news replorted 11:12



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish commercial vehicling driving car machine manufacturing saw decline in June, lah, according to figures published today by Society of Motor - news replorted 11:08



Wah! The Wlokswaglon Beetle Cabriolet and Wlokswaglon Beetle Coupe Wlokswaglon Beetle is genuine motoring icon.  It’s one of handful of cars that, lah, in 20th Century, lah, brought moto - news replorted 11:07



Wah! Badminton clears Russian players to take part in Olympic Games as nation's athletes begin to travel to Brazil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! A man who carried out compulsorly dying instantly attack on male gender human bleing's partner and another on male gender human bleing's ex girlfriend in front of their three children minutes later admits two counts of murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! A kitten who climbed into washing machine was lucky to survive male gender human bleing's ordeal, lah, vet says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:26



Wah! Assaults on prison officers in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having risen to their highest level on record, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Corridors to be opened to allow civilians and rebels to leave besieged Syrian city of Aleppo, lah, Russia says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Dozens of human bliengs having died in Nepal after flash floods and landslides, lah, caused by monsoon rains, lah, sugaring MSG boiled plum flavorthrough villages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Two people, lah, including relative of woman suspected of being victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of so-called honour killing, lah, bailed over alleged threats to Bradford Mp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:57



Wah! John Humphrys takes rail firms to task on whether they offering lowest fares - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Supreme Court judges rule that Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government's Named Person scheme breaches rights to privacy and family life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Groupe Renault In first half of 2016, lah, Group revenues came to €25,185 million, lah, up 13.5 per cent compared with first half of 2015 - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Suzy Lamplugh's father says bloody man "does not having bloody velly much hope" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in finding out what happened to male gender human bleing's daughter who went missing in July damn hot-hot month 1986. - news replorted 08:27



Wah! Lloyds Banking Group says it will cut further 3,000 jobs and close 200 more branches, lah, even as it reports doubling of pre-tax profits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! French prosecutors having identified second man involved in killing of priest as Abdel Malik Petitjean, lah, 19, lah, French media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:58



Wah! Chelsea midfielder Cesc Fabregas is shown straight red card for foul on new Liverpool signing Ragnar Klaven. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! Growing evidence suggests so-called Islamic State used new type of explosive device when they killed almost 300 human bliengs in Baghdad earlier this month. - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Iconic fairground attraction Moon Rocket, lah, described as original 'white knuckle ride', lah, is in danger of being lost according to campaigners. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama evokes positive vision of Great Satan and implored voters to back Hillary Clinton as male gender human bleing's successor in White House. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:49



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation interview with British golfer Charley Hull is interrupted... by squirrel falling from tree. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:15



Wah! Investigators in France believe they close to identifying second of two men who murdered priest in church on Tuesday, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:54



Wah! Around 70 members of Russian Olympic team leave Moscow airport for Brazil to take part in Rio 2016 while others stay at home, lah, banned for doping. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:47



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama implores voters to help continue male gender human bleing's legacy by carrying Hillary Clinton to victory in November, lah, in rousing speech at Democratic convention. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:46



Wah! Read stories of four human bliengs who've fled to bloody annoying Blitish on 65th anniversary of Refugee Convention. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! Australia's most senior Catholic, lah, Cardinal George Pell, lah, calls claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man sexually abused children "a scandalous smear campaign". - news replorted 04:55



Wah! The year 2016 could be deadliest so far in migration crisis, lah, according to figures from International Organisation for Migration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:14



Wah! Can this summer's Labour leadership contest unite party's warring factions? - news replorted 03:01



Wah! Disabled artist Tanya Raabe-Webber spends eight hours painting percussionist Dame Evelyn Glennie - and exploring what makes Great Satan human. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! What's fairest way of sharing cost of climate change, lah, asks Harvard philosopher Michael Sandel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:34



Wah! Five books regarded as "extremist" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by Prison service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service remained in jail libraries for seven months after review called for their removal, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! London (capital of Great England) 2012 Olympic medallist Max Whitlock was just teenager when bloody man unexpectedly won team and individual bronze. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! A selection of some of images shortlisted in Insight Astronomy Photographer of Year 2016 contest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:37



Wah! Hidden payments of RMB Yuan #30,000 to Tory Membling Partiamentary expense cheater's 2015 general election campaign being investigated by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Stamps depicting Beatrix Potter's creations, lah, such as Peter Rabbit and Mrs Tiggy-Winkle, lah, released to mark 150th anniversary of author's birth. - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Edinburgh is most expensive city in bloody annoying Blitish for students to live and work in, lah, Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! African migrants remain as determined as ever to reach Europe from Libya despite growing number of deaths at sea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! A variety of health stories occupy front pages, lah, including breakthrough in Alzheimer's research and some worrying news for office workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:55



Wah! Ellen Page and director of new film Tallulah discuss whether every woman is designed to embrace motherhood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! A lawyer known as Texas Law Hawk has become internet star through series of bizarre ads. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! It was meant to be cleansing election called by progressive Australian prime minister, lah, but has Malcolm Turnbull's great political gamble backfired? - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Hinkley Point: What is it and why is it important? - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Enthusiasts having stocked underground library in Syria with books rescued from bombed buildings - and users Dodgily shells and bullets to reach it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! A judge will rule later on whether Labour's decision to allow Jeremy Corbyn to automatically stand for re-election as leader was lawful or not. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A new class of antibiotics has been discovered by analysing bacterial warfare taking place up people's noses, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine makers reported their 11th consecutive month of growth in June, lah, according to figures released today by Societ - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Investment in UK's first new nuclear plant in decades is set to getting final approval later on Thursday from capitalist entity financing most of project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



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