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Customer Letter: 1527 / 1528
Duncan says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOONI got a few car quotes from Ling then ordered the BMW 3-series I liked, plus extras. She pestered BMW for delivery date with eventually came through. I was kept up to date with progress. The whole deal went swimmingly. I can honestly say I would recommend Ling to anybody. The price very competitive and I love the car.

Duncan M******
Dunchideock
Exeter
EX6 ***


Editor Note: Yep, you wanted the Auto-Folding Mirrors, Duncan, because you park it on the street, I think. You should love the car, I had a 3-series (2 cars ago) and it was just brilliant to drive. I would say: perfect. It took BMW 2 months to get this car built and delivered, not TOO bad in the current conditions. Glad you are happy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1483 / 1528
Deborah says...
FORD FIESTABrilliant! The whole process – the car – everything. I would definitely use Ling again as everything was great. Plenty of contact, simple process, quick response to e-mails and funny! Felt like I was dealing with a friend. Have recommended already and will be back! Thanks.

Excellent delivery: Good service – polite, smart and delivered car on time. Thank you.

Deborah Baker
15 Pitlochry Close
Horfield
Bristol
BS7 0TU


Editor Note: Deb, that sounds good to me! You were great to deal with, we had a load of fun and you were really happy with your Fiesta and the deal. It is hard to do better than that. You are certainly a friend, now :) Thanks for recommendation! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1418 / 1528
Ron says...
CITROEN C4Fantastic clear service. Once you get round the wacky website and into buying the car - all is clear, simple and enjoyable!! Good delivery of my new Citroen C4.

Ron Elvins
Alminstone Chapel
Woolsery
Bideford
EX39 5PX


Editor Note: Ron, thanks so much for the comments. Glad you got round the website :) I hope you have a great time in the new C4 - nice car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1387 / 1528
Michael says...
 I really enjoyed the experience of dealing with Ling! The website is great fun and the lease pricing is excellent. The process is personal and informative each step of the way. You are always aware of timescales. The Volkswagen Golf is brilliant! I would certainly use Ling again and have recommended the site to friends and family. Excellent dealer, efficient and very helpful.

Michael Foot
36 Pensfield Park
Westbury On Trym
Bristol
BS10 6LD


Editor Note: Yes, this VW dealer really is excellent, my favourite one to use. Glad you enjoyed, we had some fun, even though the production on Golfs is so backlogged it took 4 months from order to delivery :). Now all you have to do is drive the Golf like hell! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1373 / 1528
Thomas says...
FORD FIESTAEasy and efficient service. LINGO message system first class. Personal service so much better than normal companies where you are just a number. Good delivery on my new Fiesta, on time as promised.

Thomas Marlow
35 Verona Court
Wembdon
Bridgwater
TA6 3RX


Editor Note: Yo!!! Tom, you had some problems answering my messages from work, but we can blame that on your employers and their miserable attitude to staff happiness :) I am so happy you then tell me the LINGO message system is first class. Have a great time posing in the new Fiesta - fantastic cars, these! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1344 / 1528
Martin says...
 Hi Ling, sorry I've taken so long for this feedback but have started a new job! Ling, you were brilliant, I would recommend you to anybody. Good communication, you do exactly what you say on the tin! Brilliant delivery, car on time and washed. Many thanks Ling.

Martin Yardley
Address Withheld
Plymouth
PL3 ***


Editor Note: On my tin, it still says "Made in China", hahahaha! I withhold your address as you are important person in Armed Forces and I do not want responsibility for terrorist incident. I forgive you for delay while you are on Tour of Duty with Band of Brothers. Thanks, Tommy Atkins for being super customer. Glad they managed to wash your Volvo C30... There is a war on, you know! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1324 / 1528
Kevin says...
 Ling is the name. Leasing cars by the score, that's her game. Efficient, proficient, what more could you ask? Previous customers say "she is well up to the task". Be careful how you deal with her. Be polite and correct. This lady's not for messing, she is very direct. You wanna lease a car, maybe for two years or treble, just give her a call, nothing is too much trouble. Many thanks for your service.

Kevin Greenwood
2 Campion Drive
Yeovil
Somerset
BA22 8QS


Editor Note: Kev Greenwood, you are nutter. It is so nice to have crazy customers :) Some Merc customers are a bit boring, but not you. You had a cheap SLK Merc with loads of extras: Alpaca Grey Leather, Parktronic (audio and visual Parking aid), Wood Trim-Black Ash, Heated Seats, Remote Control Roof Operation Integrated Into Key, Mirror Package... what a car! For such a small price! I love your comments, good job you were always polite, hahaha! Get your top down and drive it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1313 / 1528
Wayne says...
 A good clear website. Prices in front of you. What you see is what you pay and they are cheap. Why anyone would would want to buy a car when when you can lease at these prices, I don't know? Do the maths. Splash the cash and what you lose in depreciation is more than your rental. Plus no aggro trying to sell. Change every two or three years. Ling keeps you updated. I've got a shiny Civic Type-R. Could never buy this. I'm proof, using Ling and get the car you really really want.

Thanks Ling, really pleased with the car. Wish finance company were as efficient as your team. I'm up your way in June. May try to pop in and get photo done for your website. what you think?

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
Patchway
Bristol
BS34 5HG


Editor Note: Hey, Wayne, photo would be great. Feel free to pop in, please email first to check I have not gone out. Always people here, though. You are exactly correct about the maths, these cars are damn cheap. So pleased you are happy bunny. Thanks for website comments, I appreciate those :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1299 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAVery pleased with the excellent service Ling supplies.The new Fiesta is great and will recommend to all my friends. Thanks again Ling, you are super. Excellent delivery, great service from the dealer.

Laura Trevatt
Entertainment Direct Uk Limited
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
Bristol
BS37 9US


Editor Note: Good. This is the second car you have had from me in 5 months Laura, you now have 2 new Fiestas. These are lovely cars, No. 1 best seller! Good supplier, I pat them on the head. Look forward to a sales rush from all your friends, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1292 / 1528
Wayne says...
 I've just taken delivery of a new Honda Civic Type-R. Service from Ling is unbelievable. Kept up to date the whole way. Very easy. Just pick your car or budget and sit back. No need to search anywhere else on the net, you won't find cheaper. I was a little wary at first but I'm proof and the cars here on my driveway. Why pay ridiculous deposit high monthly payments and then at the end go through the hassle of trying to sell your car? Nobody wants to give the price you want. Thanks LING. See you again in 22months.

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
Patchway
Bristol
BS34 5HG


Editor Note: Hahahaha, Wayne, you are a bloody aerospace expert and now you are the fastest aerospace expert in Bristol (probably the whole of South West UK). Thanks so much for being a super customer!! Bright red cars are my favourite, especially when they are these fast versions. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1275 / 1528
Christine says...
 After trawling the Internet forever, I stumbled across Ling's site and was instantly attracted to the craziness of it all! A great website which is fun to use - very competitive prices - and instant answers to any queries. FUN FUN FUN and I love my new Astra Twintop. Good delivery, no problems.

Christine Rymer
16 Belfield Park Avenue
Weymouth
DT4 9RD


Editor Note: That's what I like to hear, Chris! I put a lot of effort into my website. Glad you enjoy it. Fun from my end, too! Now, get the roof down on your Twintop and soak up those rays! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1269 / 1528
Katie says...
 What fantastic service, the speed from the original enquiry to getting my new Picasso was super - just 10 days.

What can you say about Ling? She made me laugh so much, her wittiness is something else, but she is also an extremely efficient person to deal with. One word sums up LINGsCARS - OUTSTANDING!! Delivery of my new car was excellent, car was lacking the radio handbook, though.

Katie Vine
34 Moor View
Chudleigh
TQ13 0JB


Editor Note: Well, Kate - thanks! It is so lovely to deal with customers like you, you make all my efforts worthwhile. The radio handbook is on backorder, however if you stab lots of buttons I am sure it will play Radio 2. Are you a relation to Jeremy Vine??? This supplier is so good, delivery is always very fast. I cannot always do cars this quickly. Thanks so much for the letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1209 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAThanks for a quick, fantastic service from you, Ling. I'm very pleased with my new shape Fiesta, which has led me to order another car from you. Thanks again to all your staff. Delivery was OK, but the car turned up filthy dirty.

Laura Trevatt
DiscoUK.com
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
Bristol
BS37 9US


Editor Note: Laura, well, I squeeze the dealers so hard on price, they can't even afford a car wash! It was mid-December, so the weather will have been terrible - and you live in Bristol, a long way from everywhere hahaha. A carwash is a small price to pay but I understand it should have been clean. I will kick them. You have ordered ANOTHER Fiesta!!! That's great. Over the past decade you have been the leading entertainment agency for mobile disco dance in Bristol, Bath, Swindon and the Southwest, from corporate events and resident nightclub DJ to wedding and birthday parties. I give you a hyperlink :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1187 / 1528
Christine says...
 There should be a new phrase in the English language! LINGEFFICIENCY.

You have a query? Email Ling. Before you even have time to make a cup of coffee, your email reply is on the screen! Good to do business with you. Thank you Ling, you made the whole procedure trouble/hassle free. So glad we chose you – one crazy lady.

Dealer/Supplier Score for my new Mazda 3: Good. Delivery driver so helpful. Thanks. We have some right little scally wags in this area and we don't want the car nicked! Please could you remove our address from public view.

Christine Harris
Address Withheld
Bristol
BS16 ***


Editor Note: Wow, you are a senior person in the North Bristol NHS Trust, so I wonder if I would get 5 stars... I hope so. Not only that, but I didn't give you free MRSA! :) It was lovely to deal with you, I'm pleased you are happy. Health advice: You should not drink so much coffee waiting for other suppliers to contact you, hahaha. Good service means a lot to me. I am fast, because frankly it is easier than being slow :) Does that make sense? It does to me :) ... Scallywag protection enabled, although... they have the choice of 1,000 cars on every street. Most parked outside their houses. Not sure if scallywags consult LINGsCARS.com before committing TWOK :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1156 / 1528
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
Ashburton
TQ13 7DH


Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1119 / 1528
Steve says...
CITROEN NEMOSuch an easy transaction - Thank you Ling. Meant I could carry on with my business whilst this Citroen Nemo van purchase just happened (magic!)

Steve Thompson
Step Into Management
Trewartha
Blowinghouse Hill
Redruth
TR15 3AG


Editor Note: Steve, you are a training company, so glad you approve of my methods. Enjoy the Nemo van, they are great new-style vans. Enjoy Cornwall too! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1118 / 1528
David says...
CITROEN C1The whole process of leasing our wonderful new car was handed professionally and courteously by Ling and her team at all times. Communication was very easy using the website. The car was delivered on time, exactly as arranged. Thanks so much LINGsCARS - I cannot recommend you highly enough! Excellent delivery - dealer was very helpful resolving one minor issue.

David Derbyshire
10 Hillcrest Close
Nailsea
Bristol
BS48 2HP


Editor Note: Call me Dave (just like Cameron), you were a delightful customer, despite the fact you work for the evil empire of AOL. I am happy that you liked the service and the car. See you in a few years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1112 / 1528
Marjorie says...
TOYOTA PRIUSThis is my second car from Ling; the service was fantastic because of her new email LINGO system. It allows you to know at what stage you are or what's outstanding. Ling is very witty person, but efficient and can answer all your questions. The delivery of the Toyota Prius was perfect no hassle.

Marjorie Harvey
9 Westleigh Park
Hengrove
Bristol
BS149TJ


Editor Note: Marjorie, thanks so much for that. You are a superstar to come back to me again. Glad you like the LINGO, I am putting loads of work into that. It is working very well. Hope you enjoy that Prius, funny cars, but many people absolutely love them. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1102 / 1528
Jane says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAUnusual business practice. Much prefer something more formal with emails. However cannot fault speed and efficiency of service. Thanks.

Jane Mapstone
3 Beaufort Place
Frenchay
Bristol
BS16 1PE


Editor Note: Well, Jane, no problem. Sorry to say I am not very formal. I guess there are many different styles, but these are only cars and are not life or death. No-one dies :) Here I go again, hehehe. Sorry. Perhaps I made up for my lighthearted manner with speed and efficiency. Enjoy the Captiva! You were a very nice customer, despite that I irritated you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1093 / 1528
Sharon says...
FIAT PANDAMy Fiat Panda is sleek, sophisticated, nippy and reliable like me and it's cuter than my husband. It's a fantastic runner for me - so thanks Ling for everything you've done. It was all done quickly and easily and you were a fantastic help with any queries I had. I'll definitely be using you again. Excellent delivery, they were quick and efficient.

Sharon Johns
11 Ilchester Road
Bedminster Down
Bristol
BS13 7JA


Editor Note: This is second Panda letter in a row who had a good delivery experience! Maybe FIAT were having a bad day??? Wow. I am not sure the Panda is "sleek" but then I have not seen your husband :) Glad you enjoyed getting your new car, Sharon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1082 / 1528
Paul says...
NISSAN X-TRAILLing, when I first saw your website I was inclined to look elsewhere. Only later did I come back due to some competitive prices. Once hooked, I was very happy with the order process and the whole transaction was quick and efficient on my X-Trail. I am delighted to recommend you but do worry you may miss customers because of the first impressions created by your site. Car delivered with a fault. PDI... what PDI?

Paul Tarbrooke
The Arches, High Street
Rode
Frome
BA11 6NZ


Editor Note: Grrrr, bloody Nissan dealer! You subsequently said: "Engine Management Light on. The error code was unknown to them, and the resolution was to "reprogram the system"; a process that took the best part of two hours. Apparently now the fault has been cleared - oh dear! Well, they claim it came on AFTER PDI, but this is just their view. So glad it got fixed straight away. I guess this can happen to any car. I made my feelings known to them, though. Apart from that, so happy you were happy with my service. Re the website - yes, it does polarise people, but hell - at least you don't get bored! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1047 / 1528
Adam says...
CarThanks Ling. Had my car less than three weeks from proposal form. Car arrived in great condition and saves me a packet a petrol. My fiancé is about to order one. Excellent delivery.

Adam Knee
address withheld
Whitchurch
Bristol
BS14 ***


Editor Note: Ad, I withhold your address because you are a police sergeant and I don't want you getting hate mail from the police constables. I have already delivered a car to a high-ranking policeman in Bristol. You were a star customer under section 37, paragraph 19 of the Ling Customer Behaviour Act 2008. Enjoy the Citroen C1. Shame you didn't get the Government pay rise in full this year, you could have had a C2! Hehehe - Ling



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Customer Letter: 996 / 1528
David says...
CarWe have taken delivery of new Caddy Maxi-Van. The process was easy and nothing was to much trouble. This company (LINGsCARS) is excellent with a great customer service and I will be returning in 3 years for a new vehicle.

David Passmore
Protec-Fire
29 Summer Lane
Brixham
TQ5 0DL


Editor Note: David, you are specialist in the supply and service of all types of marine vessels with portable fire-fighting equipment and also carbon dioxide fixed installation for the larger marine vessels. So, glad you thought my service was red-hot, hahaha! See you in 3-years. I give you hyperlink. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 905 / 1528
Ian says...
CarHaving never leased before, I had my reservations. Ling made the leasing of my new Nissan Qashqai a joyful hassle free experience. I would definitely recommended Ling to all who wish to lease. A hardworking truly professional lady. Thanks Ling, I'll be back and the rest of my family. Delivery was excellent, by a very caring, professional company.

Ian Bealey
24 Chepston Ave
Roborough
Plymouth
PL6 7EN


Editor Note: Ian, well... again I find it difficult to know what to say, your letter is so kind. Thanks for completing every bit of paperwork so efficiently! I have never been to Plymouth, maybe I should visit if all the people there are as nice as you? Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 878 / 1528
Dan says...
CarDear Ling, Thank you for arranging such a good deal on my Land Rover Freelander - and all in just 3 weeks from the first enquiry through to delivery. None of the main dealers or other leasing companies could get close to your deal or efficiency. I'll definitely be back for more! Excellent delivery - very pleasant and thorough delivery man.

Dan Hyndman
Address Withheld
Montacute
TA15 ***


Editor Note: Dan the man, how cool was that? I found you a car in stock, very unusual with Freelanders. As you are a Technical Author, you processed your paperwork efficiently which enabled me to crank up the speed. Don't drink cider and drive. I have heard the cider is very good where you live! - Ling



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Wah! A young boy has become fourth fatality after motorist slammed into crowd in front of California church. - news replorted 15:04



Wah! Man Utd manager Louis van Gaal's news conference is interrupted by announcement on club's public address system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 14:28



Wah! The chief executive of Renliot Nissling says manufacturers in Russia facing "bloodbath" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) because of plunge in value of rouble. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:23



Wah! Former Liverpool player Kenny Dalglish has been describing "mayhem" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at Hillsborough during disaster, lah, when bloody man was club's manager. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 14:19



Wah! A mother collapsed and died just days before Christmas of rare heart condition sudden arrhythmic death syndrome. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:14



Wah! A woman fatally stabbed on north-west London (capital of Great England) street may having been victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of parking row, lah, it emerges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:11



Wah! A court releases top newspaper editor but says four others must stay in custody as part of crackdown on support for cleric Fethullah Gulen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:08



Wah! For 2014, lah, there is evidence to suggest more human bliengs than ever having shopped online, lah, especially in rural areas where 9 out of 10 human bliengs shop online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:07



Wah! Apple has said it is "deeply offended" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation investigation into conditions for workers involved in manufacturing its devices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:05



Wah! A 47-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man admits murder of Flintshire woman who was found strangled and with head injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:53



Wah! A stem cell therapy has been approved for widespread medical using in EU for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:48



Wah! A video promoting Anthony Crolla's cancelled world title fight is released, lah, days after bloody man suffers fractured skull in attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 13:45



Wah! Mandy Rice-Davies and classic Westminster scandal that mortally wounded prime minister. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:39



Wah! Rangers manager Ally McCoist reveals bloody man plans to see out full 12 months of male gender human bleing's notice period. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:34



Wah! An 80-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is jailed for 18 years for masterminding acid revenge attack on male gender human bleing's teenage ex-girlfriend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:26



Wah! Scrum V's Ross Harries catches up with Welsh land of sheep and more sheep centre Owen Williams, lah, whose passion for funny shape ball-game endures despite suffering serious spinal injury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:17



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation explains significance of Mount Sinjar in northern Iraq, lah, where Kurdish Peshmerga forces say they having broken hold of Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:16



Wah! Russia has warned that new Great Satan law authorising fresh sanctions against Moscow could damage relations between two countries "for long time". - news replorted 13:07



Wah! Commonwealth time-trial champion Alex Dowsett will try to break hour world record at Olympic Velodrome in February. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:03



Wah! Ben Taylor and regional organiser Alyn Edwards present cheques Christmas came early for some of local charities and velly damn good boiled chicken-feet causes that benefited directly from last month’s Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Ral - news replorted 12:53



Wah! Chris Barrie On Saturday, lah, 17th January, lah, British actor, lah, comedian and impressionist, lah, Chris Barrie, lah, will be guest speaker at even - news replorted 12:47



Wah! The top five most read stories on Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News web site's political pages in 2014 revealed in countdown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! Fifa agrees to publish "legally appropriate version" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of disputed report into allegations of World Cup bidding corruption. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! The Great Satan software giant takes legal action against firms it alleges having been offering bogus tech support in its name to unwitting consumers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:33



Wah! A Japanese stem cell scientist at heart of scandal over false claim (always claiming, huh?) and fabricated research has resigned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:27



Wah! Councils urged to hold old bill bobbys ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land to account on way national decisions impact on their own areas - news replorted 12:12



Wah! Two men accused of helping 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Cardiff boy leave bloody annoying Blitish to join fighters in Syria will stand trial in London (capital of Great England) in June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:08



Wah! Exclusive: Inside Iraq air base as Islamic State closes in - news replorted 12:02



Wah! Quentin Sommerville reports from Ain al-Asad air base - linchpin in battle against Islamic State for Iraq's Anbar province. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:00



Wah! The trial of two former RUC detectives collapsed on Friday after prosecution offered no evidence against them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:00



Wah! The parents of Levi-Blu Cassin cleared of male gender human bleing's murder at Birmingham Crown Court - but convicted of causing or allowing male gender human bleing's death. - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Former model Mandy Rice-Davies, lah, one of main figures in 1960s Profumo affair, lah, has died from cancer at age of 70, lah, flemale human person's publicist has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:58



Wah! Hundreds of thousands of human bliengs expected to using UK's transport networks on Friday as schools break up and Christmas getaway begins. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:32



Wah! There will be fresh wave of strikes across NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs in new year, lah, it has been announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta signs into law controversial anti-terror bill which sparked fighting between Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters in parliament on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Photo-sharing app Instagram has removed millions of accounts believed to be posting spam, lah, angering many legitimate users. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! A man who was rescued from river in Cardiff died shortly after bloody man was pulled from water, lah, old bill bobbys confirm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:25



Wah! A killer who bludgeoned and stabbed woman to death, lah, then kept location of flemale human person's remains secret for 14 years, lah, is jailed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:18



Wah! Breathtaking aerial views from Salisbury Cathedral filmed by workers at top of Britain's tallest spire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! Cathedral conservators film themselves scaling Britain's highest spire to repair weather meter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! The Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate R8 winter solstice – Jesus-baby month Decemblinger 21 –  is almost upon us, lah, and Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate has chosen to mark shortest day of year and - news replorted 11:16



Wah! A 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, is arrested after boxing world title contender suffered fractured skull tackling two alleged burglars at neighbour's home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:10



Wah! Steve Hood, lah, TrustFord Chairman and CEO Floord of Britain's wholly owned, bloody dealering idiot place group, lah, TrustFord, lah, is announcing appointment of Steve Hood as Chairman and Chie - news replorted 11:06



Wah! A capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity fine of RMB Yuan #1.1bn for manipulating currency markets has helped government borrowing figures in November, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Hyundai Motor supplies vehicling driving car machines to support ‘Crisis at Christmas’ Ryundali is supporting Crisis, lah, national charity for single homeless people, lah, by supplying vehicling driving car machines for using by its dedi - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Migrants made about 100 attempts day to getting into bloody annoying Blitish illegally this summer, lah, official figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Astronauts on International Space Station using 3-D printer to make wrench, lah, from instructions sent up in email. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Nigeria's government said it is "outraged and deeply saddened" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after militants attacked remote village and reportedly kidnapped about 200 people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Toyota GB headquarters, lah, Burgh Heath Toyota’s commitment to building cleaner cars is matched by its determination to cut carbon footprint of its business - news replorted 10:41



Wah! A controversial garden bridge is to be built across River Thames as Mayor of London (capital of Great England) approves scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Christian Horner says Red Bull must step up in 2015, lah, Newey to stay involved, lah, Alonso backs Ferrari to return to form plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Pressures in A&E units in Province of Engrish running-dogs having hit record levels while Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers also perform poorly, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! An 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is taken to hospital after being shot twice in leg at fast food outlet in west Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! As 2014 draws to close, lah, BBC's Carrie Gracie looks back on China's year and asks if country has achieved its "dream". - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Brutal old bill bobbys budget cuts stretching policing to dangerous levels, lah, Gwent old bill bobbys and crime (shoud shoot them) commissioner warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! Saracens call for Premiership wage cap to be abolished and say they having backing of six other top-flight teams. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! Ex-Aston Villa assistant manager Roy Keane's doorstep chat with Tom Cleverley was civilised, lah, says Paul Lambert. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! An off-duty old bill bobbys officer dies and two other men hurtee-hurtee in assault in Liverpool city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show Extra stand space created in response to huge demand for sell-out Fleet World Fleet Show, lah, sponsored by Barclayca - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Pakistan's military says it has killed 57 Taliban militants in several operations, lah, days after Taliban massacre at school in Peshawar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! The government is "working on solution" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to avoid drop in school funding for poorest pupils because all Province of Engrish running-dogs's infants now getting free meals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:40



Wah! Robbie Savage rates each of Brendan Rodgers' signings for Liverpool and explains what manager should in January. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:35



Wah! (L tor R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Chris Rees, lah, Conor Twomey, lah, Sue Baker and Massimo Pini FIAT'S press and PR department has been presented with steering wheel trophy to mark its victory earlier this year in - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Education Secretary Nicky Morgan is criticised by bloody annoying Blitish Statistics Authority over flemale human person's using of statistics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! West Ham boss Sam Allardyce says FA was wrong to charge Leicester's Nigel Pearson over male gender human bleing's row with fan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Low drivee many mile measure collection Silverstone Auctions is set to offer bloody velly special collection of 1990s Italian sports cars in its Race Retro Sale on th - news replorted 09:17



Wah! A leading figure in UK's oil industry, lah, Sir Ian Wood, lah, tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation warnings industry is close to collapse overstating problem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:16



Wah! Former model Mandy Rice-Davies, lah, one of main figures in 1960s Profumo affair, lah, who had cancer, lah, has died, lah, flemale human person's publicist says - news replorted 09:11



Wah! A ruined Spanish businessman drives LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine carrying gas cylinders into front of governing Popular Party's headquarters in Madrid, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:59



Wah! How Frank Lampard is involved in intriguing problem that could provide huge setback for one of MLS' newest clubs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:57



Wah! Renault bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup: Mike Bushell - Champion Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup racing entered fresh era in 2014 with introduction of new fourth generation turbo-powered - news replorted 08:49



Wah! Slower responses to any water supply disruption over Christmas inevitable during NI Water industrial action, lah, says union representative. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! Half of younger primary school children in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep still hungry some or all of clock time result after eating their school meal, lah, children's commissioner says - news replorted 08:27



Wah! MINI John Cooper Works One year after Great Satan premiere of new MINI, lah, British premium manufacturer presents another spectacular addition t - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Details emerge of attempt to secure release of kidnapped Great Satan aid worker Abdul-Rahman Kassig before bloody man was killed by Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Automated translation is no longer stuff of sci-fi fiction, lah, since Skype launched beta version of its Translator service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Power generation firms to receive close to RMB Yuan #1bn to ensure their plants stay open and prevent lights going out in coming years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:07



Wah! Two human bliengs arrested on suspicion of murder after man died in hospital following stabbing in Essex park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Borders Council is encouraging families to consider giving an alternative Christmas present in form of - news replorted 08:05



Wah! Progress is seen at two Birmingham schools placed in special measures after so-called "Trojan Horse" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) affair, lah, Ofsted says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:03



Wah! World first technology by Wolwo and POC connects cycle helmets wi In ground-breaking collaboration, lah, Wolwo Cars, lah, protective gravity sports gear manufacturer POC and Ericsson will presen - news replorted 08:00



Wah! It's almost Christmas, lah, and Sula's new ear implants mean bloody woman will be able to hear carols and jingle bells this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Day 19 of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport Calendar looks back at Odell Beckham Jr's stunning one-handed catch for touchdown for New York Giants in NFl. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! Rangers announce former Newcastle United managing director Derek Llambias as their new chief executive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! A Pakistani government prosecutor says bloody man is challenging bail granted to man accused of being behind 2008 Mumbai terror attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:22



Wah! Emergency crews across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep expect one of busiest nights of year as many revellers overindulge on final Friday before Christmas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! A Super-Duper-Chinese-State court has jailed pilot for three years over 2010 crash in Heilongjiang province that left 44 human bliengs dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Suspected risk of abuse or neglect of children or adults must reported by police, lah, health workers and other officials from 2016. - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Sebastian Vettel left Red Bull partly because of pace of team-mate Daniel Ricciardo, lah, says team boss Christian Horner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:29



Wah! Hundreds of thousands of men around world falling victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) every year to pernicious form of online crime. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers house prices could increase by 4% next year, lah, according to forecast by Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors (RICS). - news replorted 06:23



Wah! Archaeologists working on site near Stonehenge say they having found untouched 6,000-earth-years old happy birthday to you, encampment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! A Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Executive budget that would reduce student numbers is "nonsensical", lah, according to leading business organisation, lah, CBI. - news replorted 06:14



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's children's dodgy minister becomes first member of Holyrood government to take maternity leave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! Victims and witnesses could pre-record video statements rather than giving evidence in court under new proposals being considered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! A South Korean Christian group cancels plans to put up Christmas-tree shaped tower close to border with North, lah, citing "jitters". - news replorted 05:54



Wah! The Conservative Party has prevented two of home secretary's special advisers from standing for Parliament after they failed to campaign in Rochester and Strood by-election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:43



Wah! A 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, with stepdad in prison tells Newsbeat what life is like for her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! Women could be allowed to serve in British infantry units for first clock time result by 2016, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands, lah, subject to review into female soldiers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:00



Wah! South Korea bans political party for first clock time result in decades, lah, with court ordering party accused of supporting North to disband. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:53



Wah! The world's largest canned tuna producer Thai Union Frozen Products is buying Great Satan rival Bumble Bee Foods for $1.5bn (RMB Yuan #96m). - news replorted 04:48



Wah! Capturing black life on Instagram - news replorted 04:31



Wah! Eight children found dead at house in Manoora suburb of Cairns, lah, Australia, lah, say police, lah, reportedly after mass stabbing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:45



Wah! The government's Access to Work scheme is only helping "minority" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of disabled human bliengs stay in, lah, or gain, lah, employment, lah, group of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:05



Wah! Marc Maiffret, lah, former hacker who is now internet security expert, lah, says it is easy for hacker to break into capitalist entity Sony. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:53



Wah! Kurdish forces in northern Iraq say they having broken IS siege of Mount Sinjar, lah, claiming their biggest victory yet against militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! A secret CIA report released by Wikileaks says strikes against Taliban leaders having had little impact on group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 02:33



Wah! Tracking data reveals that golden-winged warblers fled one day before rainy season-month Aplil 2014 Great Satan tornado outbreak, lah, probably because they "heard it coming". - news replorted 02:21



Wah! Regularly taking painkillers such as aspirin and ibuprofen may help protect against some forms of skin cancer, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:57



Wah! The precise part of brain that gives human bliengs sense of direction has been pinpointed by scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:46



Wah! The battle for guns at university - news replorted 01:45



Wah! Up to 28 doctors took their own lives between 2005 and 2013 while being investigated by General Medical Council, lah, independent review of cases has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:43



Wah! Could period of relative stability in Chechnya be coming to end, lah, asks Dr Galina Yemelianova. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! The Pakistan Government and military distrust each other - and that makes combating violence difficult, lah, says Owen Bennett-Jones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Adrees Latif explains how bloody man captured moment man was treated for effects of pepper spray. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:12



Wah! the tradition that only got going in 1960s - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Nearly 250 prison officers being bussed across country to fill gaps at other jails because staff shortages so acute this Christmas, lah, according to leaked documents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Fish filmed more than 8,000m down in Mariana Trench - deepest place on Earth. - news replorted 01:01



Wah! Fish having been filmed more than 8,000m down in Mariana Trench - deepest place on Earth. - news replorted 00:59



Wah! The agency guarding Great Satan president is too insular and must recruit its next head externally, lah, review prompted by White House security breach says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! Record numbers of students entered university this year, lah, but gender gap has never been wider, lah, according to annual admission figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The European Union needs "plan for years" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) towards Russia, lah, Donald Tusk says, lah, chairing male gender human bleing's first summit as European Council president. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Shrinking bubbles generated by ships could counteract impact of climate change, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Microsoft has launched test version of Skype Translator which decodes conversations in Spanish and bloody Engrish in near real time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer remember who said what from 2014? - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The West's struggle to deal with threat posed by Islamic State militants features in some papers, lah, while others gearing up for Christmas festivities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The do-it-yourself electronics maker littleBits has released "smart home" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) automation kit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The BBC's Andrew Walker considers how big problem global debt really is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Did Vladimir Putin gamble on high oil prices lasting for ever? - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The underground escape games taking Hungary by storm - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The bus that deals with drunk human bliengs on worst days of year - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why human bliengs flocking to Hungary in order (piece of paper signee upee) to try and escape from locked rooms? - news replorted 00:00



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