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Customer Letter: 1527 / 1528
Duncan says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOONI got a few car quotes from Ling then ordered the BMW 3-series I liked, plus extras. She pestered BMW for delivery date with eventually came through. I was kept up to date with progress. The whole deal went swimmingly. I can honestly say I would recommend Ling to anybody. The price very competitive and I love the car.

Duncan M******
EX6 ***

Editor Note: Yep, you wanted the Auto-Folding Mirrors, Duncan, because you park it on the street, I think. You should love the car, I had a 3-series (2 cars ago) and it was just brilliant to drive. I would say: perfect. It took BMW 2 months to get this car built and delivered, not TOO bad in the current conditions. Glad you are happy :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1483 / 1528
Deborah says...
FORD FIESTABrilliant! The whole process – the car – everything. I would definitely use Ling again as everything was great. Plenty of contact, simple process, quick response to e-mails and funny! Felt like I was dealing with a friend. Have recommended already and will be back! Thanks.

Excellent delivery: Good service – polite, smart and delivered car on time. Thank you.

Deborah Baker
15 Pitlochry Close

Editor Note: Deb, that sounds good to me! You were great to deal with, we had a load of fun and you were really happy with your Fiesta and the deal. It is hard to do better than that. You are certainly a friend, now :) Thanks for recommendation! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1418 / 1528
Ron says...
CITROEN C4Fantastic clear service. Once you get round the wacky website and into buying the car - all is clear, simple and enjoyable!! Good delivery of my new Citroen C4.

Ron Elvins
Alminstone Chapel
EX39 5PX

Editor Note: Ron, thanks so much for the comments. Glad you got round the website :) I hope you have a great time in the new C4 - nice car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1387 / 1528
Michael says...
 I really enjoyed the experience of dealing with Ling! The website is great fun and the lease pricing is excellent. The process is personal and informative each step of the way. You are always aware of timescales. The Volkswagen Golf is brilliant! I would certainly use Ling again and have recommended the site to friends and family. Excellent dealer, efficient and very helpful.

Michael Foot
36 Pensfield Park
Westbury On Trym
BS10 6LD

Editor Note: Yes, this VW dealer really is excellent, my favourite one to use. Glad you enjoyed, we had some fun, even though the production on Golfs is so backlogged it took 4 months from order to delivery :). Now all you have to do is drive the Golf like hell! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1373 / 1528
Thomas says...
FORD FIESTAEasy and efficient service. LINGO message system first class. Personal service so much better than normal companies where you are just a number. Good delivery on my new Fiesta, on time as promised.

Thomas Marlow
35 Verona Court

Editor Note: Yo!!! Tom, you had some problems answering my messages from work, but we can blame that on your employers and their miserable attitude to staff happiness :) I am so happy you then tell me the LINGO message system is first class. Have a great time posing in the new Fiesta - fantastic cars, these! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1344 / 1528
Martin says...
 Hi Ling, sorry I've taken so long for this feedback but have started a new job! Ling, you were brilliant, I would recommend you to anybody. Good communication, you do exactly what you say on the tin! Brilliant delivery, car on time and washed. Many thanks Ling.

Martin Yardley
Address Withheld
PL3 ***

Editor Note: On my tin, it still says "Made in China", hahahaha! I withhold your address as you are important person in Armed Forces and I do not want responsibility for terrorist incident. I forgive you for delay while you are on Tour of Duty with Band of Brothers. Thanks, Tommy Atkins for being super customer. Glad they managed to wash your Volvo C30... There is a war on, you know! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1324 / 1528
Kevin says...
 Ling is the name. Leasing cars by the score, that's her game. Efficient, proficient, what more could you ask? Previous customers say "she is well up to the task". Be careful how you deal with her. Be polite and correct. This lady's not for messing, she is very direct. You wanna lease a car, maybe for two years or treble, just give her a call, nothing is too much trouble. Many thanks for your service.

Kevin Greenwood
2 Campion Drive
BA22 8QS

Editor Note: Kev Greenwood, you are nutter. It is so nice to have crazy customers :) Some Merc customers are a bit boring, but not you. You had a cheap SLK Merc with loads of extras: Alpaca Grey Leather, Parktronic (audio and visual Parking aid), Wood Trim-Black Ash, Heated Seats, Remote Control Roof Operation Integrated Into Key, Mirror Package... what a car! For such a small price! I love your comments, good job you were always polite, hahaha! Get your top down and drive it! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1313 / 1528
Wayne says...
 A good clear website. Prices in front of you. What you see is what you pay and they are cheap. Why anyone would would want to buy a car when when you can lease at these prices, I don't know? Do the maths. Splash the cash and what you lose in depreciation is more than your rental. Plus no aggro trying to sell. Change every two or three years. Ling keeps you updated. I've got a shiny Civic Type-R. Could never buy this. I'm proof, using Ling and get the car you really really want.

Thanks Ling, really pleased with the car. Wish finance company were as efficient as your team. I'm up your way in June. May try to pop in and get photo done for your website. what you think?

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
BS34 5HG

Editor Note: Hey, Wayne, photo would be great. Feel free to pop in, please email first to check I have not gone out. Always people here, though. You are exactly correct about the maths, these cars are damn cheap. So pleased you are happy bunny. Thanks for website comments, I appreciate those :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1299 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAVery pleased with the excellent service Ling supplies.The new Fiesta is great and will recommend to all my friends. Thanks again Ling, you are super. Excellent delivery, great service from the dealer.

Laura Trevatt
Entertainment Direct Uk Limited
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
BS37 9US

Editor Note: Good. This is the second car you have had from me in 5 months Laura, you now have 2 new Fiestas. These are lovely cars, No. 1 best seller! Good supplier, I pat them on the head. Look forward to a sales rush from all your friends, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1292 / 1528
Wayne says...
 I've just taken delivery of a new Honda Civic Type-R. Service from Ling is unbelievable. Kept up to date the whole way. Very easy. Just pick your car or budget and sit back. No need to search anywhere else on the net, you won't find cheaper. I was a little wary at first but I'm proof and the cars here on my driveway. Why pay ridiculous deposit high monthly payments and then at the end go through the hassle of trying to sell your car? Nobody wants to give the price you want. Thanks LING. See you again in 22months.

Wayne Parsons
59 Durban Road
BS34 5HG

Editor Note: Hahahaha, Wayne, you are a bloody aerospace expert and now you are the fastest aerospace expert in Bristol (probably the whole of South West UK). Thanks so much for being a super customer!! Bright red cars are my favourite, especially when they are these fast versions. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1275 / 1528
Christine says...
 After trawling the Internet forever, I stumbled across Ling's site and was instantly attracted to the craziness of it all! A great website which is fun to use - very competitive prices - and instant answers to any queries. FUN FUN FUN and I love my new Astra Twintop. Good delivery, no problems.

Christine Rymer
16 Belfield Park Avenue

Editor Note: That's what I like to hear, Chris! I put a lot of effort into my website. Glad you enjoy it. Fun from my end, too! Now, get the roof down on your Twintop and soak up those rays! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1269 / 1528
Katie says...
 What fantastic service, the speed from the original enquiry to getting my new Picasso was super - just 10 days.

What can you say about Ling? She made me laugh so much, her wittiness is something else, but she is also an extremely efficient person to deal with. One word sums up LINGsCARS - OUTSTANDING!! Delivery of my new car was excellent, car was lacking the radio handbook, though.

Katie Vine
34 Moor View
TQ13 0JB

Editor Note: Well, Kate - thanks! It is so lovely to deal with customers like you, you make all my efforts worthwhile. The radio handbook is on backorder, however if you stab lots of buttons I am sure it will play Radio 2. Are you a relation to Jeremy Vine??? This supplier is so good, delivery is always very fast. I cannot always do cars this quickly. Thanks so much for the letter :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1209 / 1528
Laura says...
FORD FIESTAThanks for a quick, fantastic service from you, Ling. I'm very pleased with my new shape Fiesta, which has led me to order another car from you. Thanks again to all your staff. Delivery was OK, but the car turned up filthy dirty.

Laura Trevatt
28 Chilwood Close
Iron Acton
BS37 9US

Editor Note: Laura, well, I squeeze the dealers so hard on price, they can't even afford a car wash! It was mid-December, so the weather will have been terrible - and you live in Bristol, a long way from everywhere hahaha. A carwash is a small price to pay but I understand it should have been clean. I will kick them. You have ordered ANOTHER Fiesta!!! That's great. Over the past decade you have been the leading entertainment agency for mobile disco dance in Bristol, Bath, Swindon and the Southwest, from corporate events and resident nightclub DJ to wedding and birthday parties. I give you a hyperlink :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1187 / 1528
Christine says...
 There should be a new phrase in the English language! LINGEFFICIENCY.

You have a query? Email Ling. Before you even have time to make a cup of coffee, your email reply is on the screen! Good to do business with you. Thank you Ling, you made the whole procedure trouble/hassle free. So glad we chose you – one crazy lady.

Dealer/Supplier Score for my new Mazda 3: Good. Delivery driver so helpful. Thanks. We have some right little scally wags in this area and we don't want the car nicked! Please could you remove our address from public view.

Christine Harris
Address Withheld
BS16 ***

Editor Note: Wow, you are a senior person in the North Bristol NHS Trust, so I wonder if I would get 5 stars... I hope so. Not only that, but I didn't give you free MRSA! :) It was lovely to deal with you, I'm pleased you are happy. Health advice: You should not drink so much coffee waiting for other suppliers to contact you, hahaha. Good service means a lot to me. I am fast, because frankly it is easier than being slow :) Does that make sense? It does to me :) ... Scallywag protection enabled, although... they have the choice of 1,000 cars on every street. Most parked outside their houses. Not sure if scallywags consult before committing TWOK :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1156 / 1528
Matt says...
carLingsCars are everything a good, modern business should be. The list of positives is easy to write - Professional, responsive and human. So many businesses get it wrong – they forget to want your business. Ling and her team use technology brilliantly because it allows them to answer any queries quickly, efficiently and with a personal touch. If you want a car from a business with a personal touch.

If you want a car from a business with a sense of fun, professionalism and the best prices ANYWHERE. Use Ling! Delivery of my new Volkswagen Golf was excellent, on time and friendly.

Matt Farrah
Aviation Online
Office One
Engine House
TQ13 7DH

Editor Note: Wooooo, Matt, what a star letter! Aviation Online is an online e-learning site for aerospace engineers, pilots and aviation enthusiasts. I'm so pleased to receive praise from someone who knows online business. I am happy to be modern :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1119 / 1528
Steve says...
CITROEN NEMOSuch an easy transaction - Thank you Ling. Meant I could carry on with my business whilst this Citroen Nemo van purchase just happened (magic!)

Steve Thompson
Step Into Management
Blowinghouse Hill
TR15 3AG

Editor Note: Steve, you are a training company, so glad you approve of my methods. Enjoy the Nemo van, they are great new-style vans. Enjoy Cornwall too! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1118 / 1528
David says...
 The whole process of leasing our wonderful new car was handed professionally and courteously by Ling and her team at all times. Communication was very easy using the website. The car was delivered on time, exactly as arranged. Thanks so much LINGsCARS - I cannot recommend you highly enough! Excellent delivery - dealer was very helpful resolving one minor issue.

David Derbyshire
10 Hillcrest Close
BS48 2HP

Editor Note: Call me Dave (just like Cameron), you were a delightful customer, despite the fact you work for the evil empire of AOL. I am happy that you liked the service and the car. See you in a few years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1112 / 1528
Marjorie says...
TOYOTA PRIUSThis is my second car from Ling; the service was fantastic because of her new email LINGO system. It allows you to know at what stage you are or what's outstanding. Ling is very witty person, but efficient and can answer all your questions. The delivery of the Toyota Prius was perfect no hassle.

Marjorie Harvey
9 Westleigh Park

Editor Note: Marjorie, thanks so much for that. You are a superstar to come back to me again. Glad you like the LINGO, I am putting loads of work into that. It is working very well. Hope you enjoy that Prius, funny cars, but many people absolutely love them. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1102 / 1528
Jane says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAUnusual business practice. Much prefer something more formal with emails. However cannot fault speed and efficiency of service. Thanks.

Jane Mapstone
3 Beaufort Place
BS16 1PE

Editor Note: Well, Jane, no problem. Sorry to say I am not very formal. I guess there are many different styles, but these are only cars and are not life or death. No-one dies :) Here I go again, hehehe. Sorry. Perhaps I made up for my lighthearted manner with speed and efficiency. Enjoy the Captiva! You were a very nice customer, despite that I irritated you. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1093 / 1528
Sharon says...
FIAT PANDAMy Fiat Panda is sleek, sophisticated, nippy and reliable like me and it's cuter than my husband. It's a fantastic runner for me - so thanks Ling for everything you've done. It was all done quickly and easily and you were a fantastic help with any queries I had. I'll definitely be using you again. Excellent delivery, they were quick and efficient.

Sharon Johns
11 Ilchester Road
Bedminster Down
BS13 7JA

Editor Note: This is second Panda letter in a row who had a good delivery experience! Maybe FIAT were having a bad day??? Wow. I am not sure the Panda is "sleek" but then I have not seen your husband :) Glad you enjoyed getting your new car, Sharon! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1082 / 1528
Paul says...
NISSAN X-TRAILLing, when I first saw your website I was inclined to look elsewhere. Only later did I come back due to some competitive prices. Once hooked, I was very happy with the order process and the whole transaction was quick and efficient on my X-Trail. I am delighted to recommend you but do worry you may miss customers because of the first impressions created by your site. Car delivered with a fault. PDI... what PDI?

Paul Tarbrooke
The Arches, High Street
BA11 6NZ

Editor Note: Grrrr, bloody Nissan dealer! You subsequently said: "Engine Management Light on. The error code was unknown to them, and the resolution was to "reprogram the system"; a process that took the best part of two hours. Apparently now the fault has been cleared - oh dear! Well, they claim it came on AFTER PDI, but this is just their view. So glad it got fixed straight away. I guess this can happen to any car. I made my feelings known to them, though. Apart from that, so happy you were happy with my service. Re the website - yes, it does polarise people, but hell - at least you don't get bored! :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1047 / 1528
Adam says...
CarThanks Ling. Had my car less than three weeks from proposal form. Car arrived in great condition and saves me a packet a petrol. My fiancé is about to order one. Excellent delivery.

Adam Knee
address withheld
BS14 ***

Editor Note: Ad, I withhold your address because you are a police sergeant and I don't want you getting hate mail from the police constables. I have already delivered a car to a high-ranking policeman in Bristol. You were a star customer under section 37, paragraph 19 of the Ling Customer Behaviour Act 2008. Enjoy the Citroen C1. Shame you didn't get the Government pay rise in full this year, you could have had a C2! Hehehe - Ling

Customer Letter: 996 / 1528
David says...
CarWe have taken delivery of new Caddy Maxi-Van. The process was easy and nothing was to much trouble. This company (LINGsCARS) is excellent with a great customer service and I will be returning in 3 years for a new vehicle.

David Passmore
29 Summer Lane

Editor Note: David, you are specialist in the supply and service of all types of marine vessels with portable fire-fighting equipment and also carbon dioxide fixed installation for the larger marine vessels. So, glad you thought my service was red-hot, hahaha! See you in 3-years. I give you hyperlink. - Ling

Customer Letter: 905 / 1528
Ian says...
CarHaving never leased before, I had my reservations. Ling made the leasing of my new Nissan Qashqai a joyful hassle free experience. I would definitely recommended Ling to all who wish to lease. A hardworking truly professional lady. Thanks Ling, I'll be back and the rest of my family. Delivery was excellent, by a very caring, professional company.

Ian Bealey
24 Chepston Ave

Editor Note: Ian, well... again I find it difficult to know what to say, your letter is so kind. Thanks for completing every bit of paperwork so efficiently! I have never been to Plymouth, maybe I should visit if all the people there are as nice as you? Thanks! - Ling

Customer Letter: 878 / 1528
Dan says...
CarDear Ling, Thank you for arranging such a good deal on my Land Rover Freelander - and all in just 3 weeks from the first enquiry through to delivery. None of the main dealers or other leasing companies could get close to your deal or efficiency. I'll definitely be back for more! Excellent delivery - very pleasant and thorough delivery man.

Dan Hyndman
Address Withheld
TA15 ***

Editor Note: Dan the man, how cool was that? I found you a car in stock, very unusual with Freelanders. As you are a Technical Author, you processed your paperwork efficiently which enabled me to crank up the speed. Don't drink cider and drive. I have heard the cider is very good where you live! - Ling

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Wah! A former boxing champion is jailed for 18 months for killing man in so-called single punch incident in Omagh, lah, County Tyrone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:11

Wah! The Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Emily Thornberry has apologised for ''upsetting or insulting'' anyone with tweet bloody woman sent during by-election campaigning in Rochester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:11

Wah! Lifetime Achievement: (L:R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Paddy Hopkirk, lah, Willy Cave, lah, Tiff Needell London’s St. Pass chopsticks!! Pancras Renaissance Hotel resembled ‘Who’s Who’ of historic motoring on evening of Novemblinger 20th, lah, as - news replorted 12:48

Wah! The e-commerce industry in India is accelerating rapidly, lah, but some worry supply chain may not keep up with demand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:45

Wah! A bridegroom whose cousin went missing in Prague during male gender human bleing's stag weekend says bloody man will cancel wedding unless male gender human bleing's relative is found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:38

Wah! A woman in Great Satan State of Missouri has had lucky escape following dramatic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine chase in Kansas City. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:38

Wah! 24 hours of news images: 21 Novemblinger - news replorted 12:31

Wah! Steve Hood, lah, TrustFord COO Floord of Britain's wholly owned, bloody dealering idiot place group, lah, TrustFord, lah, is announcing appointment of Steve Hood as Chief Operating O - news replorted 12:24

Wah! Paris Motor Show 2014 Press Kit Analysis PFPR Communications, lah, one of Europe’s top automotive PR and events consultancies, lah, has compiled new analysis of press ki - news replorted 12:23

Wah! The Tate Gallery goes 3D with Minecraft - news replorted 12:18

Wah! Taxpayers will having longer to appeal before HM Revenue and Customs can raid their capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity accounts for unpaid taxes, lah, under revised plans released by Treasury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:14

Wah! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally GB hailed as huge success Last weekend’s Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally GB (13-16 November) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has been hailed as universal success by all involved in UK’s conclu - news replorted 12:14

Wah! Eleven human bliengs having been killed in stampede after religious service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in stadium in Zimbabwe, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:12

Wah! The funeral has been held in Uganda of boy of two, lah, whose death sparked uproar because bloody man was run over by council vehicling driving car machine after male gender human bleing's mother was arrested for selling fruit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:07

Wah! The British Tommy Atkins Liberation Army is taking part in its largest armoured deployment to Eastern Europe for six years., lah, in show of support for region, lah, Ministry of Defence says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:05

Wah! Plane-maker Airbus is investing RMB Yuan #100m in research, lah, development and training with RMB Yuan #48m for its Flintshire factory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:04

Wah! NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Province of Engrish running-dogs figures show 92.9% of patients were seen within four hours of arrival in A&E last week- lowest percentage since rainy season-month Aplil 2013. - news replorted 12:04

Wah! The Roger Albert Clark (RAC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Rally Roger Albert Clark (RAC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Rally will boast cosmopolitan flavour this year, lah, with former FIA World Rally Championsh - news replorted 12:01

Wah! Around 60 Super-Duper-Chinese-State maths teachers come to Britain, lah, to try to pass on some of techniques which having helped Super-Duper-Chinese-State pupils come top of global league tables. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:59

Wah! Ten days before Autumn Statement, lah, government still looks set to overshoot its borrowing target for year, lah, even though October's deficit is slightly lower than year earlier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:59

Wah! Hundreds of thousands of Android phones having been infected with malware that uses handsets to send spam and buy event tickets in bulk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:59

Wah! Moeen Ali hits rapid fifty and takes three wickets as Province of Engrish running-dogs win their opening warm-up game against Sri Lanka a. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:57

Wah! Ben Flower is found guilty of gross misconduct by Wigan following male gender human bleing's dismissal for punching in 2014 Super League Grand Final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:57

Wah! A doctor has died in Mali after treating patient who sparked second wave of deadly Ebola virus in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:55

Wah! Four human bliengs bloody annoying Blitish having been arrested for allegedly being involved in hijacking computers, lah, including spying through victims' webcams. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:47

Wah! A Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs school previously graded outstanding is expected to be put into special measures over concerns about sixth-form Islamic society. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:45

Wah! US Vice President Joe Biden meets senior Ukrainian leaders in Kiev amid warnings from Russia against arms supplies to government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:40

Wah! BMW Group UK’s sales and marketing organisation is moving into newly refurbished, lah, purpose-built office campus in Farnb - news replorted 11:40

Wah! YouTube is investing millions of dollars to set up professional studios which free to using for anyone who has at least five thousand subscribers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:27

Wah! One of leading children's publishers, lah, famed for its classic Peter and Jane reading scheme, lah, is to drop gender branding from its books. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:27

Wah! Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger confirms that bloody man tried to sign Lionel Messi from Barcelona alongside Cesc Fabregas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:22

Wah! More than RMB Yuan #30,000 was paid out of public purse towards cost of policing world title fight in Belfast earlier this year, lah, old bill bobbys service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service of Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:14

Wah! A large fire engulfed factory in western Sydney, lah, Australia, lah, forcing some residents to move from area. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:04

Wah! Comedian and writer Mark Thomas is among six journalists taking legal action because they believe Metropolitan old bill bobbys is monitoring them and keeping inflomination on database that deals with extremists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:00

Wah! Lewis Hamilton is fastest ahead of Merceding-Blend team-mate Nico Rosberg in first practice at season-ending Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. - news replorted 10:59

Wah! Mark Addy talks about male gender human bleing's roles in current BBC1 dramas 'Atlantis' and 'Remember Me', lah, and working alongside Michael Palin - news replorted 10:56

Wah! Israel says it has arrested four Palestinian Hamas members who were planning to kill FM Avigdor Lieberman during recent Gaza conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:51

Wah! Engineering needs to emphasise its creative side to encourage more young human bliengs to take it up as career, lah, says leading member of profession. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:44

Wah! A councillor named as "risk" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to children rejects claim, lah, saying bloody man is victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of bullying. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:41

Wah! Labour's Douglas Alexander says Rochester and Strood by-election result has sent "strong messages" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to all parties and highlighted sense of "alienation". - news replorted 10:38

Wah! Thailand's military leaders say they having no plans to remove martial law soon, lah, amid mounting protests and criticism of junta. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:35

Wah! A-Class prestigious headline award for Fleet LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year was given to A-Class – considered by ACFO members to be - news replorted 10:11

Wah! American airline Delta replaces its old Boeing planes in $14bn order (piece of paper signee upee) for 50 Airbus wide-body jets powered by Rolls Royce engines - news replorted 10:03

Wah! A fire in part of Dounreay's Prototype Fast Reactor (PFR) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! facility last month led to "unauthorised release" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of radioactivity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:02

Wah! Government borrowing fell to RMB Yuan #7.7bn in October, lah, official figures show, lah, down RMB Yuan #0.2bn from year earlier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:00

Wah! A floral painting by late Great Satan artist Georgia O'Keefe sells for $44.4m (RMB Yuan #28.8m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! at auction, lah, setting record for artwork by female artist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:58

Wah! An assault rifle is recovered and four men arrested during old bill bobbys operation close to Belfast city centre on Thursday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:58

Wah! 87% of human bliengs would consider buying alternatively-fuelled car, lah, even though 77% don’t think they having enough informati - news replorted 09:36

Wah! American artist Nickolay Lamm has used crowd-funding to create rival to Barbie doll, lah, Lammily, lah, with slogan "average is beautiful". - news replorted 09:35

Wah! Ruby Holt, lah, who has spent 100 years living on farm in Tennessee, lah, has dipped flemale human person's toes in ocean for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:30

Wah! Ex-News of World editor Andy Coulson is released from prison after serving less than five months of male gender human bleing's 18-month sentence for conspiracy to hack phones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:16

Wah! The 68-earth-years old happy birthday to you, singer cancels remainder of flemale human person's Dressed to Kill tour after doctors advised bloody woman needs more clock time result to recover from ongoing viral infection. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:06

Wah! Martyn Mann, lah, Technical Director, lah, Millers Oils Jagluar Land Rover is latest premium vehicling driving car machine manufacturer (VM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! to approve Millers Oils’ XF Longlife engine oil for Great Satan - news replorted 09:04

Wah! Players' union chief Gordon Taylor says Premier League clubs should field at least three bloody Engrish players in their starting XIs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:47

Wah! A four-wheeled bike being showcased at bloody annoying Blitish Investment Summit is being developed in Swansea with inventor hoping it will be "global force" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 08:38

Wah! Dame Shirley Bassey re-records flemale human person's hit Goldfinger after 50 years, lah, admitting there were "two wrong notes" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in original James Bond theme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:32

Wah! A hospital is to give so-called "bed blockers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) seven days to leave or face possible legal action, lah, saying that too many families refusing to take elderly relatives home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:08

Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs captain Steph Houghton says playing at Wembley against Germany can change lives of flemale human person's team-mates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:57

Wah! George Jackson Relative motor racing newcomer George Jackson has today, lah, Friday, lah, 21st November, lah, been confirmed as first 2015 driver - news replorted 07:57

Wah! “The Milli Story” at BMWah-wah! Museum From 27 Novemblinger 2014, lah, Milli – BMWah-wah! Group’s cult urban brand – will be focus of attention in temporary exhibitio - news replorted 07:54

Wah! With less than two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) to go before George Osborne stands at despatch box and presents final Autumn Statement - news replorted 07:43

Wah! The parents of jailed Australian Al-Jazeera journalist Peter Greste make direct appeal to Egypt's President Sisi for male gender human bleing's release. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:39

Wah! An inquest into death of Cerys Yemm who was murdered in act of cannibalism will be opened and adjourned on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:32

Wah! Kiran Devgun Kiran Devgun from Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! shares flemale human person's advice with motorists travelling in fog. No spitting in damn website!!! With out - news replorted 07:32

Wah! Manchester United to sign Jan Vertonghen and Kevin Strootman, lah, Chelsea give players clock time result off, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:20

Wah! There has been major jump in spending by firms in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to create hi-tech products of future, lah, as innovators and businesses hold investment summit in Newport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:16

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport's Robbie Savage on how making it as Premier League footballer takes more than talent alone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:08

Wah! A leading charity is warning that refuge centres having to turn third of human bliengs away because of lack of space. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:02

Wah! A memorial service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is to be held at Birmingham Cathedral for victims of IRA pub bombings in city, lah, marking 40th anniversary of attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 06:55

Wah! A 29-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man has been shot in leg in paramilitary-style attack in Londonderry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:51

Wah! After Mark Reckless wins Rochester and Strood by-election, lah, how significant force is UKIP in British politics? - news replorted 06:50

Wah! A deal is struck to electrify railway lines in south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep valleys after row between bloody annoying Blitish and Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs governments over who should pay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:47

Wah! One year on from Ukrainian protests which toppled Viktor Yanukovych, lah, John Simpson visits Moscow's Red Square to consider how serious divide between Moscow and West has become. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:11

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish Independence Party has its second elected Membling Partiamentary expense cheater at Westminster after Mark Reckless wins Rochester and Strood by-election by 2,920 votes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:04

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish Independence Party's Mark Reckless has won Rochester and Strood by-election, lah, giving party second seat at Westminster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:49

Wah! Japan's PM Shinzo Abe dissolves parliament, lah, paving way for snap election in December, lah, as local media polls show low level of support. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:32

Wah! A Malaysian diplomat accused of attempted rape and burglary in New Zealand pleads not guilty to male gender human bleing's charges in Wellington. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:09

Wah! Three pieces of evidence revealed by old bill bobbys investigating 1994 murder of taxi driver. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:00

Wah! Who exactly is Philly Jesus? - news replorted 03:18

Wah! Who exactly is Philly Jesus? - news replorted 03:17

Wah! A Dutch teenager whose mother helped bring flemale human person's back from conflict in Syria is due to appear in court on suspicion of threatening state security. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:14

Wah! MPs will debate to debate bill which its supporters say will roll back what they see as creeping privatisation of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs - news replorted 02:15

Wah! A conservation charity suggests increase in sightings of Loch Ness Monster was due to debris from woodland on shores of loch. - news replorted 02:07

Wah! Nicaragua says construction of its $50bn inter-oceanic canal will begin next month after feasibility studies approved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:04

Wah! Myanmar, lah, formerly known as Burma, lah, is attracting increasing amounts of Bloody foreign investment but is hoping to win more with message of cheap and plentiful labour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:59

Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's new First dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon is expected to announce ministerial re-shuffle later with strong female presence expected. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:47

Wah! One of Charles Rennie Mackintosh's earliest works is recreated on walls of Glasgow Art Club as part of RMB Yuan #1.2m refurbishment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:46

Wah! A project supporting victims of honour abuse in Edinburgh is been awarded almost RMB Yuan #800,000 from Big Lottery Fund. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:42

Wah! Reuters photographer tells story behind male gender human bleing's picture of cull at farm in Nafferton following discovery of bird flu. - news replorted 01:38

Wah! Grammar school pupils in 1980s were no more likely to gain degrees from "elite" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) universities than comprehensive pupils, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:34

Wah! Libya has yet to recover from disease of Gaddafi, lah, says James Robbins, lah, and it is difficult to be optimistic about future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:15

Wah! The chief executive of renowned auction house Sotheby's, lah, William Ruprecht, lah, is stepping down after 14 years at helm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:14

Wah! Reports highly critical of "safeguarding" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at seven east London (capital of Great England) schools, lah, including six Muslim schools, lah, set to be published by Ofsted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:11

Wah! HM Revenue and Customs has not properly investigated why tax relief scheme has cost RMB Yuan #2bn more than expected, lah, according to National Audit Office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:06

Wah! A group of bystanders lift LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine out of way after driver leaves it parked on city centre tramline. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:56

Wah! Wigan owner Dave Whelan apologises for written-down messages on dead tree about Jewish and Super-Duper-Chinese-State human bliengs made in controversial newspaper interview. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:33

Wah! Making sense of Ukraine's year of chaotic events - news replorted 00:29

Wah! Mohamed Bin Hammam's role in Qatar's successful World Cup bid is questioned by Fifa whistleblower Phaedra Al-Majid. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:27

Wah! Protesters and old bill bobbys in Ferguson all part of tense waiting game, lah, wondering if old bill bobbys officer will be indicted for death of Michael Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! look at events that lead to these circumstances - news replorted 00:24

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click looks at some of week's technology highlights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23

Wah! Part of Grosvenor road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu in Belfast is closed in major security operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:21

Wah! Young women with breast cancer not being told about possibility of freezing eggs or embryos ahead of potentially damaging chemotherapy treatment, lah, says charity Breast Cancer Care. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:18

Wah! Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama's executive action on immigration riles up Republicans and immigration activists for different reasons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16

Wah! A drug that prevents elderly human bliengs losing their sight should be routinely available on NHS, lah, says Royal College of Ophthalmologists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:13

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