No other car leasing company gives badges! They are miserable gits!
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I give away 10x free badge/day!
Fill in my form below to apply Ling BADGE!
BADGE SONG!
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LIMITED EDITION - only 3,000 badges ever made! |
Every web visitor...
...can apply for superb-design collectors item Ling BADGE! Traditional METAL badge will become treasured in the future. Wear!
FREE!
Genuine metal badge with "brass" pin!
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There is some DANGER to small children if they choke on badge, or if they poke out an eye with the monkey metal faux "brass" pin. This is unfortunate. Swallowing badge can also cause metal POISONING!
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Note BADGE is a COLLECTORS ITEM. Do not go complaining to Trading Standards if it is not the size you expected, or I will label you a pig-headed capitalist-roader and
you will be subject to my substantial penalties.
Lifesize badge next to Nissan Z350: "At last, a Nissan with a decent badge!"
10 BADGES A DAY
go to deserving website visitors!
APPLY TODAY!
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As soon as you fill in the details above (for 10 visitors per day) your COLLECTOTS ITEM badge may be in post!
No need to wait 21 days for delivery!
If the British Post Office government monopoly Peter Mandelson sell-off works OK, you will have free BADGE next day! - You have free badge, now rent cheap car!
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If you are lucky, you get COLLECTOR'S BADGE!
IF YOU DO,
I want badge photo emailing to me and I will publish! Best photos win extra prizes! |
You should seek truth from facts.
Three sayings which match my philosophy are;
"It does not matter if a car is black or white
as long as it gets you to the shops"
- Deng Xiao Ping
"People of Britain, you can trust me"
- Tony Blair
"I am Chinese not Catholic:
I cannot do miracles"
- Ling
Long Live Ling
 - Ling
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Online Service
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Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
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92 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
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152 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
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...LING REPLIES IN:
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Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times
above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
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MINI BLOG
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Posted: 08/07/10
Comments ( 4 )
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Although I only lease cars in the UK, my sister Shan asked me to help her buy a brand-new car in China! She looked at quite a...
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Posted: 02/08/10
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I've just delivered a new car to a senior manager (for his personal use) in PENDRAGON PLC, the UK's largest dealer group. The grou...
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Posted: 04/03/10
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Listening to the radio in our cars is something we all take for granted. Every car these days comes with a good quality radio, and...
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Posted: 15/12/10
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I have a BSc in Applied Chemistry and an MSc in Environmental Management, so have some qualification to comment on this issue. Sor...
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Posted: 02/07/10
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Can you believe prices you see on the web? I've gotta say, how annoyed it makes me that so many websites break the law, also known...
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Posted: 18/07/10
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Just to say that Mark, Jamie and Jonny have graduated. Fantastic! All have got FIRSTS in Computer something or other from Sun...
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I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
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Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am - Ling
THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 624022
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
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Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!
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1.6 HDi 75bhp
-3dr
diesel,
man,
non-met
Berlingo
£202.12
per month, inc VAT
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2.0 D-4s 200bhp
2dr
petrol,
man,
non-met
GT86
£432.06
per month, inc VAT
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1.4 TDCi 69bhp
3dr
diesel,
man,
met
Fiesta
£172.80
per month, inc VAT
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1.6 TDI 103bhp
3dr
diesel,
man,
non-met
A3
£291.67
per month, inc VAT
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1.0 VVT i 67bhp
3dr
petrol,
man,
non-met
Aygo
£160.44
per month, inc VAT
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