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Wah! LATEST:  A search is under way at Camber Sands for person thought to be missing in sea, lah, just days after five men died on same beach. - news replorted 11:25



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Wah! After three-year battle with injury Laura Robson has fought flemale human person's way to Great Satan Open - now pain free, lah, she's ready to fulfil flemale human person's early promise writes Russell Fuller. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! The family of British man hurtee-hurtee trying to save backpacker who was stabbed to death in Australia say they "immensely proud" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:19



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