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Customer Letter: 1461 / 1527
Steven says...
 Ling, as always... impressive service for my new Audi A3, with no hassle. Well done. Good delivery.

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CarYou were efficient in answering all my questions, but I was disappointed that the car was delivered 3-weeks late (I am sure it would have been on time if you had had control of the situation). Excellent delivery, efficient and courteous. Best wishes and good luck in the future.

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McCreedy Management
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