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Entel Consulting Group Limited
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CarYou were efficient in answering all my questions, but I was disappointed that the car was delivered 3-weeks late (I am sure it would have been on time if you had had control of the situation). Excellent delivery, efficient and courteous. Best wishes and good luck in the future.

David McCreedy
McCreedy Management
31 New House Road
Marton
Blackpool
FY4 4JH


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