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This is my (same) sister Shan in her Red Guard uniform circa 1975, aged 12. I was just 2-years old at the time. Doesn't she look sweet? Really? What a messed-up country China was in the 60's and 70's. Red Guards should... "punish teachers, persecute intellectuals, re-educate doctors and serve the people" - said Mao.



So that's 6 to 16-year olds in charge of the asylum.

As ever... millions died. For fuck's sake. My mum (a dentist - aka "intellectual" along with doctors, teachers and any professional) had a miserable 10-years. She got beaten up, persecuted for 10 years, dragged down the street by her hair and my grandfather had his back broken for protecting her. Where was my dad? Oh, he had to run away to the countryside for 10-years under threat of death. Does my sis still look sweet? Shan denies killing anyone.

People HAD to join the Red Guards. What a completely fucked-up country. And now, a superpower! Shit. - Ling



oh... and sis Shan would like me to publish a "normal" photo as she insists her Red Guard image is ruining her love life!

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