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Customer Letter: 1429 / 1528
Tamar says...
 The whole process from start to finish has been super professional with added crazy humour! I have thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated your quick and witty management and responses. Far more exciting than the usual stuffy and serious protocol most companies use. It should be exciting getting a new car and it was! Thanks to you! Although a delayed delivery, very good so far!

Tamar Carpenter
25 Queen Victoria Drive
DE11 0LA

Editor Note: I looked at this, and the delivery was delayed due to nits at Lombard/RBS who managed to suddenly decide to pull out of the market and who delayed the paperwork to allow the supplier to release the car for delivery. Typical. The RBS are entirely hopeless lately. Pity all their Jam Jar customers who got left in the lurch. But... despite that, you seem 100% happy, Tae! How good is that! You have a super car (Grande Punto Sporting), super fast model, super cheap price. Great. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1326 / 1528
Linda says...
VAUXHALL CORSAMy new Corsa arrived about 10.30 in morning. The fellow who delivered it was friendly. I took him back to Derby railway for his train back. Car very clean and has everything. Love the way you represent yourself and your company. Everything is very precise but obviously presented in an unusual silly manner. I will definitely use your company again if I decide to continue leasing. Excellent delivery.

Linda Memmory
11 Pinfold Lane
DE56 6GH

Editor Note: Windy, you were lovely to deal with. Cars are a bit silly anyway, so why not deal with them in a silly manner :) ??? Hope you really enjoy the Corsa. You have aircon in yours for the summer, so you can stay cool. Lovely! I pass comments to supplier, thanks. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1172 / 1528
Richard says...
FORD FOCUSLing! What can be said?
Ling and co are extremely good at what they do! A sweet, innocent, cost competitive lease car provider! Offering blatant bribes for your custom! Every time I see a "Ling" envelope or receive a "Ling" e-mail I smile! Well nearly always (I lied about the sweet and innocent part!). Delivery was good.

Richard Farmer
23 Faraday Avenue
Burton Upon Trent

Editor Note: Hey, another Ford Focus customer! You are director of a company called Elbus Ltd, I always like to get letters from company directors, because I like to hear what people like you who run businesses think of my service. Glad you like the envelopes :) Of course I am sweet and innocent! You think I am guilty??? Pssssssh. Thanks, Richard! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1013 / 1528
Dave says...
CarI've just received delivery of my new car. It's the first time that I have leased and I was a little unsure if it was the right thing to do especially when I first saw Ling's web site. I needn't have worried. The service has been excellent. Four weeks from the first enquiry to delivery. Excellent value as well, the only concern I have is that I hope Ling doesn't make her fortune and retire before I have my next car. Good promt and efficient delivery service.

Dave Meredith
1 Erica Drive, South Normanton
DE55 2ET

Editor Note: Hahahaha, I hope I retire before you have your next car, I wish!!! Dave, thanks so much for taking the car. It is easy peasy once you have figured out the savings. My website is designed to confuse :) See you in 2-years unless I am in the Caribbean. - Ling

Customer Letter: 855 / 1528
Isobel says...
CarIt was a pleasure leasing my new Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet from Ling. The dealer dragged their feet, but Ling kept on the case and got everything sorted. The car is great, I'm just waiting for some sun to get full use. I will certainly go back to Ling at the end of my contract. The dealer was slow and inefficient, I had to provide info more than once.

Isobel Green
3 Park Close
DE12 6QB

Editor Note: Isobel, apologies for the dealer. I kicked them as much as I could, and you got the car after a short delay. I sent everything to them special delivery - they still managed to misplace it! I find it really hard to make dealers work faster, and have now changed supplier for these Renaults. Keep in touch, get the roof down and I'll see you in 2-years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 831 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarLing - what more does anyone want?

Friendly service, prompt quotes, great emails, free car tax, as much down to earth advice as you can get, free lunch, excellent follow-up, and above all a FABULOUS Toyota Prius car. I have already recommended LINGsCARS to others - be good boys and girls and use Ling.

It was never dull, AA/RAC was included, there was free delivery, fast credit checks and it was jolly good fun. Excellent delivery from the dealer who was prompt, pleasant and a good choice! I love my new Toyota Prius.

Address Withheld
DE72 ***

Editor Note: Another green customer :) I really applaud your car choice, now these Priuses are the same price as "normal" cars. Hope you enjoy it, enjoy the fuel savings, and thanks for the very kind letter, Andrea. - Ling

Customer Letter: 770 / 1528
Michael says...
CarMy Lexus IS was delivered on time, exactly as ordered and with a full tank of fuel. Most impressive!

The free Chinese sweets had my dog doing somersaults and they turned his water green. My advice is to go to Ling for a car, not for a takeaway.

Michael Hoose
23 Leander Drive
Burton on Trent
DE15 9FD

Editor Note: Mike, hehehehe. Wow. Full tank of fuel was a bonus. You did the right thing not to eat the sweets yourself. Sweets might be awful, but dog is delicious dish. As you are an IT Consultant, I am really pleased you enjoyed my website and service. - Ling

Customer Letter: 718 / 1528
Karl says...
CarThe best website for car leasing on the net.

I needed a quote and specification over the normal 10,000 miles. Not only did Ling's site give me this information, but it offered lots of other info as well. Ling was fantastic. Excellent services, very prompt, good information etc... no pressure from hard-hitting sales people, just good honest customer service.

Highly recommended.

Karl Richardson
25 Ashby Road
DE12 6DJ

Editor Note: Wow! What a letter, Karl! But then you did get one of the cheapest brand new Lexus IS-ses in the UK. Hope you like the new car, these are really lovely, I had one for a few weeks and the quality was stunning. See you in 2-years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 679 / 1528
Lesley-Jane says...
CarDear Ling,

Sorry for taking so long to write, but have been too busy enjoying the last days of sun in my lovely new Mercedes SLK! I'd just like to say I was nervous about using an internet company, but to anyone reading this... Don't be afraid of Ling, her service is great and she keeps you informed all the way along. I will definitely use her again. Good delivery. The car arrived on time, but had delivery mileage on the clock.

Lesley-Jane Carruthers
Mulberry Beauty Salon
77-79 High Street
DE65 6GF

Editor Note: Lesley-Jane, wow, I love to supply these sexy 231bhp SLKs. Fast, eh? I can undercut Mercedes Benz dealers massively. The mileage is because the car was driven to you and it will be added to your contract mileage, so you will not have to pay for it. I insist on free delivery and the dealer can choose the method. Yours was driven, others may be transported, it just depends on circumstance. Hope you enjoy the car in the sunshine! - Ling

Customer Letter: 652 / 1528
Karl says...
CarHi Ling

The Lexus arrived safe and sound.

A few months ago I was tasked with improving customer services within my company. I hope you will allow me to say that you are a role model in this area. You are also a little nuts.

Your service is absolutely first class. Thank you for everything.

Karl Richardson
25 Ashby Road
DE12 6DJ

Editor Note: Karl, well you work for a big aircon company, so that's a great compliment. I work like a dog to make this happen smoothly, not helped by the damn Post Office who keep going on strike. I will make sure I keep my standards up. You are so sweet. Enjoy the Lexus IS 220D, brilliant bling car, low cost. - Ling

Customer Letter: 621 / 1528
Alastair says...
CarLing, many thanks for the outstanding service that you provided getting my Range Rover Sport 2.7 Tdi V6. I would not hesitate to recommend you to anyone and rest assured you will be my first port of call for all future cars.

Alastair Webb
4 Thatch Close
DE22 1EA

Editor Note: Well, you are a principal consultant at a London Business Consultancy, so I take your words and gold-plate them. It's lovely to have such kind comments from someone who is an expert in this field. Hope you enjoy your Range Rover in London, beware Ken Livingstone! - Ling

Customer Letter: 603 / 1528
David says...

Ling was professional, she kept every promise about my two Fiat Grande Puntos - and she was refreshingly keen and enthusiastic. If Ling keeps this up I will definitely do business with her again.

David Bramall
David Bramall Estate Agents
182 Station Street
Burton on Trent
DE14 1BN

Editor Note: David, wow, I love comments like this, from people who run their own service businesses. It means so much to me. Being an estate agent is quite difficult at the moment, so thanks for the car orders and thanks for the comments! I hope I can keep it up, I've managed for seven years, now :) - Here's a pic of your office in Swadlingcote.

David Bramall - Ling

Customer Letter: 590 / 1528
Alastair says...

Just a quick email to let you know that the Range Rover Sport arrived yesterday, and to thank you for the outstanding service that you have provided over the past 10 weeks. I would not hesitate to recommend you to anyone, and rest assured that you will be my first port of call for all future cars.

Alastair Webb
4 Thatch Close
DE22 1EA

Editor Note: Alastair, well what a shame it is not flooded in Derby (rest of UK is under the water when I read this). Or else you could have "tested" it, as it is the best 4x4 thing. Everyone who has had these RR Sports have been really happy - I must be the only supplier who does not load the commission up to ÂŁ1000. I supply these cars for exactly the same tiny margin as every car, from Kia Picanto to Merc S Class. You are a very special customer, but your car to me is like a can of baked beans, hehehe. - Ling

Customer Letter: 560 / 1528
Stuart says...
There was a young lady called Ling,
Selling new cars is her thing,
I ordered a Zafira,
No other dealer came near her,
Now I'm driving along with bling!

(At least it does not rhyme with "cock", hehehe - Ling)

Ling, your service over the Zafira was nothing short of excellent - always replying promptly to my questions. If this mould-breaking idea (what idea? good service??? hehehe - Ling) could be transferred to other major purchase areas (eg Houses), life would be simpler for everyone. Good delivery, no complaints, came exactly on time.

Stuart Crofts
104 High Street
DE55 4BJ

Editor Note: How nice of you to compose beautiful poem, Stuart. I always hold my breath when I begin to read the rhymes, I never know what the ending will be. But yours is very sweet. You were lovely to deal with, hope you have many happy times in the very cheap new Zafira - Ling

Customer Letter: 542 / 1528
Joanne says...
MAZDA MX-5"Ling was helpful, efficient and very through. She made the process very simple and kept me informed every step of the way. Unfortunately the Mazda 5 arrived with a scratch."

Joanne Harper
40 Deepmore Close
Burton on Trent
DE13 7AY

Editor Note: Hmmm, well, I must say occasionally this (the scratch) happens. It is not pleasant but it always gets fixed. Your car was checked on delivery by your husband who missed the scratch... I asked you to beat him up for me for not seeing it, and I subsequently offered to pay for the Dent Devil man to sort it out FOC. You were kind enough to send me a photo of your husband after you had finished educating him:

Subsequently, I have written a full guide to checking cars on delivery and a copy goes out with all finance documents to help customers. But this scratch is a very rare event, as dealers are usually more careful and they know I will terminate them if it happens more than once. Enjoy the MX5, get the top down and the sun cream on and enjoy yourself, you deserve it, Joanne! - Ling

Customer Letter: 421 / 1528
Richard says...
  "We ordered two new cars from Ling.

I can honestly say that the whole transaction was incredibly simple and smooth, even whan we had to change the delivery date on one of the cars. Communication by phone and email was absolutely excellent and the cars were delivered exactly as specified and on time.

The supplying dealer was excellent and the cars were in perfect condition, delivered on time."

Richard Brown
Amity Care Ltd
Jubilee House
1 Nottingham Road

Editor Note: Richard, you had two Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolets - just in time for the winter weather, hehehe. So glad I was able to meet your delivery changes, luckily my Renault supplier is one of the best in the UK. Great to deal with you and it's nice to know that the employees of your care agency are running around in the cheapest Renault Coupe Cabs in the country - Ling

Customer Letter: 338 / 1528
Wac says...
HONDA CR-V"Excellent service, very professional company. Highly recommended. Honda CRV delivered on time, as advised."

Wac Jokhia
address withheld
DE73 ***

Editor Note: Have a great time in your new CRV, Wac!! - Ling

Customer Letter: 319 / 1528
Wac says...
HONDA CR-V"Ling, the car arrived today and it is very nice. Thank you for an excellent service."

Wac Jokhia
address withheld
DE73 ***

Editor Note: Wac, I am not surprised you think new Honda CRV with brand new diesel engine is nice... it seems to be the best engine in it's class. Enjoy CRV! - Ling

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Wah! Production of engines at BMWah-wah! Plant Hams Hall large investment programme to develop BMWah-wah! Hams Hall engine plant near Birmingham is complete. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:03

Wah! A solar and home insulation firm has gone into administration with loss of more than 900 jobs, lah, it is announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:01

Wah! Honda announces 2016 World Superbike riders Rondla has today confirmed team that will spearhead its campaign in 2016 World Superbike championship on CBR1 - news replorted 09:56

Wah! Which jobs could you tellibly lovely custlingmer if you tellibly lovely custlingmer worked to 100? - news replorted 09:49

Wah! BT WWRC15 announces SsangYong as major new event sponsor BT World Wheelchair funny shape ball-game challenge has confirmed addition of major new partner for tournament running alo - news replorted 09:30

Wah! A contractor working for Texas Department of Transportation is left dangling from Houston bridge before rescuers manage to pull him to safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:29

Wah! An Indian court dismisses allegations that former Delhi dodgy minister's pet dog, lah, Don labrador, lah, would bite male gender human bleing's wife on command. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:27

Wah! Singer Selena Gomez reveals bloody woman is receiving chemotherapy after being diagnosed with autoimmune disease lupus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:25

Wah! Castrol launches Nexcel Today, lah, Castrol launches Nexcel, lah, new revolutionary technology that marks most significant oil change innovation in - news replorted 09:21

Wah! A shop assistant who prevented armed robbery by throwing water over would-be thief is praised for flemale human person's bravery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:05

Wah! A miniature human kidney has been grown in petri dish by scientists in Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:00

Wah! Vauxhall Corsa VXR versus Supercar In dramatic showdown, lah, Province of Engrish running-dogs silly kick-kick game players past and present, lah, go head to head with supercar and Vlauxhall Corsa - news replorted 09:00

Wah! Honda 16YM CBR500R Rondla Motor Europe is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce comprehensive range of upgrades for CBR500R, lah, its sports middleweight fir - news replorted 09:00

Wah! September 2015 fastest selling cars fastest selling used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in key plate-change September LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine market was Wlokswaglon diesel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! Sharan MPV sold i - news replorted 09:00

Wah! Specialist sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine manufacturer Zenos Cars, lah, based in Wymondham in Norfolk, lah, is latest capitalist entity to commit to exhibit - news replorted 08:58

Wah! The winner of this year's Great British Bake Off, lah, Nadiya Hussain, lah, says taking home title was one of best moments of flemale human person's life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:56

Wah! Fight to preserve colonial history - news replorted 08:52

Wah! Britain will make "long-term" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) deployment of troops to Baltic region, lah, defence secretary is expected to announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:29

Wah! James Bond star Daniel Craig has said bloody man would only another Bond movie "for money", lah, ahead of release of Spectre in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:13

Wah! Filipino boxing legend Manny Pacquiao plans to retire after male gender human bleing's next fight, lah, with Amir Khan possible opponent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:58

Wah! Tanzanian children and their new prosthetic limbs - news replorted 07:55

Wah! A guide to Privy Council - its historical origins, lah, when it meets and oath of allegiance that members having to swear in order (piece of paper signee upee) to join. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:50

Wah! Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn will not be attending meeting of Privy Council due to "prior commitments", lah, male gender human bleing's spokesman says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:46

Wah! Your pictures of Northern Lights, lah, as seen from across bloody annoying Blitish - news replorted 07:38

Wah! As CIA releases 2,500 top secret presidential briefings from 1960s, lah, who decides what should - and shouldn't - be in that briefing? - news replorted 07:33

Wah! Media mogul Rupert Murdoch tweets suggesting Great Satan President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is not "real black president" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and backing Republican hopeful Ben Carson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:33

Wah! An 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is due in court charged with murder of Merseyside old bill bobbys officer who died after being struck by car. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:16

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast investigates safety standards for children's Halloween costumes, lah, with two leading burns experts saying that current safety standards not go far enough. - news replorted 06:46

Wah! Plaid Cymru announces plans to scrap Wales' seven health boards and place major hospitals under one body. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:22

Wah! Samsung Electronics says its mobile payment system and user data is safe after hacking attack against its US-based subsidiary LoopPay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:18

Wah! Scientists in United States say world's coral reefs being attacked by phenomenon that's only occurred twice before in recorded history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:14

Wah! At least 13 human bliengs reported to having been killed in air strikes that hit wedding in rebel-held town in Yemen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:36

Wah! Plans to speed up deportation of failed asylum seekers to be discussed at meeting of EU dodgy ministers in Luxembourg. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 04:40

Wah! A Japanese climber with only one finger again abandons male gender human bleing's bid to be first person to climb Mount Everest since deadly earthquake hit Nepal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:57

Wah! An exhibition focusing on work of British songwriters and their working processes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:18

Wah! The head of Ofcom has questioned whether planned merger of O2 and Three should be approved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:06

Wah! The antiviral drug Tamiflu was handed out "indiscriminately" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) during last swine influenzingler achoo achoo outbreak, lah, leading panel of bloody annoying Blitish scientists warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:18

Wah! An American journalist is found guilty of helping hacktivist group Anonymous deface website of Los Angeles Times. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:05

Wah! Eight human bliengs day were referred to government's de-radicalisation scheme known as "Channel" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) this summer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:02

Wah! Nato defence dodgy ministers due to hold talks in Brussels, lah, with Russia's growing military involvement in Syria high on agenda. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:54

Wah! Roger McGough calls on publishers to "take chance" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on poetry aimed at children, lah, as National Poetry Day marks its 21st birthday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:43

Wah! The conflict in Syria reflects Europe's failure to act and stokes fears that EU is losing its influence on world stage, lah, says Gavin Hewitt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:23

Wah! Luck, lah, accident and unexpected will all play part, lah, but it will be Europe and economy that will dictate next Conservative leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:23

Wah! Is this manga cartoon of six-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Syrian girl racist? - news replorted 01:17

Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation is to argue case for popular shows like Sherlock and Strictly Come Dancing as it responds to government's green paper on its future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:09

Wah! A supervisor at Michigan fibreglass factory who won $310.5 million (ÂRMB Yuan #203 million) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! says bloody woman quit flemale human person's "nasty, lah, dirty" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) job "on spot". - news replorted 01:08

Wah! The Hit looks at South Africa's crushing 64-0 win over USA at Olympic Stadium to set up quarter-final against either Australia or Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:02

Wah! A senior German intelligence official has told Newsnight that Germany's open-door policy on refugees is fuelling rise in far right. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:58

Wah! Six of most successful Fifa video gamers to feature on YouTube having been targeted by cyber-thieves. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57

Wah! Thursday's papers having different takes on David Cameron's speech to Conservative Party conference - and there is news on how Jeremy Corbyn may avoid kneeling before Queen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:56

Wah! 'Super Thursday' is now most important day in bloody annoying Blitish publishing industry's calendar, lah, when Christmas books published - with presents accounting for 30% of all books we buy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:50

Wah! Meryl Streep talks about unequal pay in Hollywood and why bloody woman rejects label 'feminist', lah, ahead of upcoming film Suffragette. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:33

Wah! Donald Trump's challenge to planned offshore wind farm goes to United Kingdom's Supreme Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:32

Wah! A law proposing ban of smoking in cars carrying children is expected to pass its first hurdle in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:30

Wah! Are there any guns in Great Satan that off-limits? - news replorted 00:15

Wah! How illiterate cowherd became Sicilian chef - news replorted 00:15

Wah! Are pickup trucks for big jobs or big egos? - news replorted 00:14

Wah! A blood test can more than halve number of human bliengs admitted to A&E with suspected heart attack, lah, say doctors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14

Wah! Deutsche capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity has warned investors it will Mandleson privatising post machine system net loss of €6.2bn (ÂRMB Yuan #4.5bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for third quarter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:13

Wah! Ma Ba Tha monks flex political muscle in Myanmar - news replorted 00:09

Wah! A man who had part of male gender human bleing's home destroyed after tornado hit town in Derbyshire says it changed male gender human bleing's life for better. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! funny shape ball-game can blossom for 2019 World Cup hosts Japan - news replorted 00:01

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