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Customer Letter: 1429 / 1528
Tamar says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOThe whole process from start to finish has been super professional with added crazy humour! I have thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated your quick and witty management and responses. Far more exciting than the usual stuffy and serious protocol most companies use. It should be exciting getting a new car and it was! Thanks to you! Although a delayed delivery, very good so far!

Tamar Carpenter
25 Queen Victoria Drive
DE11 0LA

Editor Note: I looked at this, and the delivery was delayed due to nits at Lombard/RBS who managed to suddenly decide to pull out of the market and who delayed the paperwork to allow the supplier to release the car for delivery. Typical. The RBS are entirely hopeless lately. Pity all their Jam Jar customers who got left in the lurch. But... despite that, you seem 100% happy, Tae! How good is that! You have a super car (Grande Punto Sporting), super fast model, super cheap price. Great. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1326 / 1528
Linda says...
VAUXHALL CORSAMy new Corsa arrived about 10.30 in morning. The fellow who delivered it was friendly. I took him back to Derby railway for his train back. Car very clean and has everything. Love the way you represent yourself and your company. Everything is very precise but obviously presented in an unusual silly manner. I will definitely use your company again if I decide to continue leasing. Excellent delivery.

Linda Memmory
11 Pinfold Lane
DE56 6GH

Editor Note: Windy, you were lovely to deal with. Cars are a bit silly anyway, so why not deal with them in a silly manner :) ??? Hope you really enjoy the Corsa. You have aircon in yours for the summer, so you can stay cool. Lovely! I pass comments to supplier, thanks. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1172 / 1528
Richard says...
FORD FOCUSLing! What can be said?
Ling and co are extremely good at what they do! A sweet, innocent, cost competitive lease car provider! Offering blatant bribes for your custom! Every time I see a "Ling" envelope or receive a "Ling" e-mail I smile! Well nearly always (I lied about the sweet and innocent part!). Delivery was good.

Richard Farmer
23 Faraday Avenue
Burton Upon Trent

Editor Note: Hey, another Ford Focus customer! You are director of a company called Elbus Ltd, I always like to get letters from company directors, because I like to hear what people like you who run businesses think of my service. Glad you like the envelopes :) Of course I am sweet and innocent! You think I am guilty??? Pssssssh. Thanks, Richard! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1013 / 1528
Dave says...
CarI've just received delivery of my new car. It's the first time that I have leased and I was a little unsure if it was the right thing to do especially when I first saw Ling's web site. I needn't have worried. The service has been excellent. Four weeks from the first enquiry to delivery. Excellent value as well, the only concern I have is that I hope Ling doesn't make her fortune and retire before I have my next car. Good promt and efficient delivery service.

Dave Meredith
1 Erica Drive, South Normanton
DE55 2ET

Editor Note: Hahahaha, I hope I retire before you have your next car, I wish!!! Dave, thanks so much for taking the car. It is easy peasy once you have figured out the savings. My website is designed to confuse :) See you in 2-years unless I am in the Caribbean. - Ling

Customer Letter: 855 / 1528
Isobel says...
CarIt was a pleasure leasing my new Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet from Ling. The dealer dragged their feet, but Ling kept on the case and got everything sorted. The car is great, I'm just waiting for some sun to get full use. I will certainly go back to Ling at the end of my contract. The dealer was slow and inefficient, I had to provide info more than once.

Isobel Green
3 Park Close
DE12 6QB

Editor Note: Isobel, apologies for the dealer. I kicked them as much as I could, and you got the car after a short delay. I sent everything to them special delivery - they still managed to misplace it! I find it really hard to make dealers work faster, and have now changed supplier for these Renaults. Keep in touch, get the roof down and I'll see you in 2-years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 831 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarLing - what more does anyone want?

Friendly service, prompt quotes, great emails, free car tax, as much down to earth advice as you can get, free lunch, excellent follow-up, and above all a FABULOUS Toyota Prius car. I have already recommended LINGsCARS to others - be good boys and girls and use Ling.

It was never dull, AA/RAC was included, there was free delivery, fast credit checks and it was jolly good fun. Excellent delivery from the dealer who was prompt, pleasant and a good choice! I love my new Toyota Prius.

Address Withheld
DE72 ***

Editor Note: Another green customer :) I really applaud your car choice, now these Priuses are the same price as "normal" cars. Hope you enjoy it, enjoy the fuel savings, and thanks for the very kind letter, Andrea. - Ling

Customer Letter: 770 / 1528
Michael says...
CarMy Lexus IS was delivered on time, exactly as ordered and with a full tank of fuel. Most impressive!

The free Chinese sweets had my dog doing somersaults and they turned his water green. My advice is to go to Ling for a car, not for a takeaway.

Michael Hoose
23 Leander Drive
Burton on Trent
DE15 9FD

Editor Note: Mike, hehehehe. Wow. Full tank of fuel was a bonus. You did the right thing not to eat the sweets yourself. Sweets might be awful, but dog is delicious dish. As you are an IT Consultant, I am really pleased you enjoyed my website and service. - Ling

Customer Letter: 718 / 1528
Karl says...
CarThe best website for car leasing on the net.

I needed a quote and specification over the normal 10,000 miles. Not only did Ling's site give me this information, but it offered lots of other info as well. Ling was fantastic. Excellent services, very prompt, good information etc... no pressure from hard-hitting sales people, just good honest customer service.

Highly recommended.

Karl Richardson
25 Ashby Road
DE12 6DJ

Editor Note: Wow! What a letter, Karl! But then you did get one of the cheapest brand new Lexus IS-ses in the UK. Hope you like the new car, these are really lovely, I had one for a few weeks and the quality was stunning. See you in 2-years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 679 / 1528
Lesley-Jane says...
CarDear Ling,

Sorry for taking so long to write, but have been too busy enjoying the last days of sun in my lovely new Mercedes SLK! I'd just like to say I was nervous about using an internet company, but to anyone reading this... Don't be afraid of Ling, her service is great and she keeps you informed all the way along. I will definitely use her again. Good delivery. The car arrived on time, but had delivery mileage on the clock.

Lesley-Jane Carruthers
Mulberry Beauty Salon
77-79 High Street
DE65 6GF

Editor Note: Lesley-Jane, wow, I love to supply these sexy 231bhp SLKs. Fast, eh? I can undercut Mercedes Benz dealers massively. The mileage is because the car was driven to you and it will be added to your contract mileage, so you will not have to pay for it. I insist on free delivery and the dealer can choose the method. Yours was driven, others may be transported, it just depends on circumstance. Hope you enjoy the car in the sunshine! - Ling

Customer Letter: 652 / 1528
Karl says...
CarHi Ling

The Lexus arrived safe and sound.

A few months ago I was tasked with improving customer services within my company. I hope you will allow me to say that you are a role model in this area. You are also a little nuts.

Your service is absolutely first class. Thank you for everything.

Karl Richardson
25 Ashby Road
DE12 6DJ

Editor Note: Karl, well you work for a big aircon company, so that's a great compliment. I work like a dog to make this happen smoothly, not helped by the damn Post Office who keep going on strike. I will make sure I keep my standards up. You are so sweet. Enjoy the Lexus IS 220D, brilliant bling car, low cost. - Ling

Customer Letter: 621 / 1528
Alastair says...
CarLing, many thanks for the outstanding service that you provided getting my Range Rover Sport 2.7 Tdi V6. I would not hesitate to recommend you to anyone and rest assured you will be my first port of call for all future cars.

Alastair Webb
4 Thatch Close
DE22 1EA

Editor Note: Well, you are a principal consultant at a London Business Consultancy, so I take your words and gold-plate them. It's lovely to have such kind comments from someone who is an expert in this field. Hope you enjoy your Range Rover in London, beware Ken Livingstone! - Ling

Customer Letter: 603 / 1528
David says...

Ling was professional, she kept every promise about my two Fiat Grande Puntos - and she was refreshingly keen and enthusiastic. If Ling keeps this up I will definitely do business with her again.

David Bramall
David Bramall Estate Agents
182 Station Street
Burton on Trent
DE14 1BN

Editor Note: David, wow, I love comments like this, from people who run their own service businesses. It means so much to me. Being an estate agent is quite difficult at the moment, so thanks for the car orders and thanks for the comments! I hope I can keep it up, I've managed for seven years, now :) - Here's a pic of your office in Swadlingcote.

David Bramall - Ling

Customer Letter: 590 / 1528
Alastair says...

Just a quick email to let you know that the Range Rover Sport arrived yesterday, and to thank you for the outstanding service that you have provided over the past 10 weeks. I would not hesitate to recommend you to anyone, and rest assured that you will be my first port of call for all future cars.

Alastair Webb
4 Thatch Close
DE22 1EA

Editor Note: Alastair, well what a shame it is not flooded in Derby (rest of UK is under the water when I read this). Or else you could have "tested" it, as it is the best 4x4 thing. Everyone who has had these RR Sports have been really happy - I must be the only supplier who does not load the commission up to £1000. I supply these cars for exactly the same tiny margin as every car, from Kia Picanto to Merc S Class. You are a very special customer, but your car to me is like a can of baked beans, hehehe. - Ling

Customer Letter: 560 / 1528
Stuart says...
There was a young lady called Ling,
Selling new cars is her thing,
I ordered a Zafira,
No other dealer came near her,
Now I'm driving along with bling!

(At least it does not rhyme with "cock", hehehe - Ling)

Ling, your service over the Zafira was nothing short of excellent - always replying promptly to my questions. If this mould-breaking idea (what idea? good service??? hehehe - Ling) could be transferred to other major purchase areas (eg Houses), life would be simpler for everyone. Good delivery, no complaints, came exactly on time.

Stuart Crofts
104 High Street
DE55 4BJ

Editor Note: How nice of you to compose beautiful poem, Stuart. I always hold my breath when I begin to read the rhymes, I never know what the ending will be. But yours is very sweet. You were lovely to deal with, hope you have many happy times in the very cheap new Zafira - Ling

Customer Letter: 542 / 1528
Joanne says...
MAZDA MX-5"Ling was helpful, efficient and very through. She made the process very simple and kept me informed every step of the way. Unfortunately the Mazda 5 arrived with a scratch."

Joanne Harper
40 Deepmore Close
Burton on Trent
DE13 7AY

Editor Note: Hmmm, well, I must say occasionally this (the scratch) happens. It is not pleasant but it always gets fixed. Your car was checked on delivery by your husband who missed the scratch... I asked you to beat him up for me for not seeing it, and I subsequently offered to pay for the Dent Devil man to sort it out FOC. You were kind enough to send me a photo of your husband after you had finished educating him:

Subsequently, I have written a full guide to checking cars on delivery and a copy goes out with all finance documents to help customers. But this scratch is a very rare event, as dealers are usually more careful and they know I will terminate them if it happens more than once. Enjoy the MX5, get the top down and the sun cream on and enjoy yourself, you deserve it, Joanne! - Ling

Customer Letter: 421 / 1528
Richard says...
  "We ordered two new cars from Ling.

I can honestly say that the whole transaction was incredibly simple and smooth, even whan we had to change the delivery date on one of the cars. Communication by phone and email was absolutely excellent and the cars were delivered exactly as specified and on time.

The supplying dealer was excellent and the cars were in perfect condition, delivered on time."

Richard Brown
Amity Care Ltd
Jubilee House
1 Nottingham Road

Editor Note: Richard, you had two Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolets - just in time for the winter weather, hehehe. So glad I was able to meet your delivery changes, luckily my Renault supplier is one of the best in the UK. Great to deal with you and it's nice to know that the employees of your care agency are running around in the cheapest Renault Coupe Cabs in the country - Ling

Customer Letter: 338 / 1528
Wac says...
HONDA CR-V"Excellent service, very professional company. Highly recommended. Honda CRV delivered on time, as advised."

Wac Jokhia
address withheld
DE73 ***

Editor Note: Have a great time in your new CRV, Wac!! - Ling

Customer Letter: 319 / 1528
Wac says...
HONDA CR-V"Ling, the car arrived today and it is very nice. Thank you for an excellent service."

Wac Jokhia
address withheld
DE73 ***

Editor Note: Wac, I am not surprised you think new Honda CRV with brand new diesel engine is nice... it seems to be the best engine in it's class. Enjoy CRV! - Ling

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Wah! China announces its strategy to focus navy beyond its borders into open water, lah, in military strategy document. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:14

Wah! The energy watchdog Ofgem says it will investigate installation of pre-payment energy meters in homes of clustomlers who having run up debt on their bills. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:13

Wah! Petter Solberg FIA World Rallycross Championship presented by Monster Energy has today announced Swedish-based capitalist entity Teng Tools - news replorted 10:08

Wah! A young singer-songwriter who came up with flemale human person's first original song when bloody woman was three wins award in bloody annoying Blitish music competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:03

Wah! The El Primero Chronomaster 1969 Cholmondeley Pageant of Power (CPOP) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is proud to announce exciting new two-year partnership with luxury watchmaker, lah, Z - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Kenyan old bill bobbys having been involved in fierce battle with militant Islamists in north-east, lah, leaving one officer wounded, lah, government spokesman tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 09:49

Wah! The Spaniard could become first man to win same Grand Slam 10 times. Eating rice!! Why is bloody man so dominant on clay? And how you tellibly lovely custlingmer beat him? - news replorted 09:44

Wah! Napoli boss Rafael Benitez is expected to be appointed Real Madrid manager after Italian season finishes on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:41

Wah! The first criminal trial linked to manipulation of key interest rate, lah, known as Libor, lah, is set to begin in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:33

Wah! The death of blues legend BB King is to be investigated after male gender human bleing's daughters claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man was poisoned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:31

Wah! Amazon, lah, global online retailer, lah, is changing way it records European sales in move that could see it paying more tax. - news replorted 09:26

Wah! What new governments – from Attlee to coalition – did first - news replorted 09:20

Wah! Actor Omar Sharif, lah, who starred Lawrence of Arabia and Doctor Zhivago in 1960s, lah, is diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:16

Wah! Residents moved out of homes while small pipe bomb is made safe in back garden of house in east Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:13

Wah! Audi Q7 - UKs fastest selling used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine rainy season-month Aplil 2015 Three Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate variants proved to be fastest selling cars on Auto Trader in April. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:00

Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon is giving speech in Edinburgh in which bloody woman is expected to attack "scale and speed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of spending cuts planned by bloody annoying Blitish government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:28

Wah! Golfer Melissa Reid reveals how bloody woman has grown up, lah, both on and off course, lah, since flemale human person's mother's death in 2012. - news replorted 08:04

Wah! No action is to be taken against former Formula 1 team after test driver Maria de Villota suffered severe crash in Cambridgeshire in 2012. - news replorted 07:50

Wah! Irish airline Ryanair reports 66% rise in net profit as falling oil prices and rising passenger numbers give capitalist entity boost. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:45

Wah! Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs choir Cor Glanaethwy wins public vote to become first act in final of Britain's Got Talent show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 07:42

Wah! The Spaniard could become first man to win same Grand Slam 10 times. Eating rice!! Why is bloody man so dominant on clay? And how you tellibly lovely custlingmer beat him? - news replorted 07:24

Wah! Phone provider O2 says its service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is "back to normal" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after clustomlers complained of problems with reception in several parts of Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:08

Wah! The largest ever tiramisu is under construction in northern Italian town of Gemona. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:01

Wah! As many as 50 Australians fighting overseas with terror groups could lose their citizenship under new government rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:51

Wah! Parts of iconic Great Orme headland in north Welsh land of sheep and more sheep safeguarded for future after being bought by National Trust. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:38

Wah! The BBC's Andrew Bomford finds out where millions of tonnes of earth go that having been excavated during cross rail project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:32

Wah! The preferred bidder is named to carry out RMB Yuan #200m contract for Swansea Bay tidal lagoon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:30

Wah! A highly decorated soldier accuses government of abandoning Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers military veterans who need help for serious physical and mental injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:19

Wah! The scale of financial difficulty facing Northern Ireland's five health trusts was so severe in 2013 and 2014 that despite receiving additional funding, lah, four of them failed to break even. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:16

Wah! Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers assembly members due to debate final stage of controversial welfare reform bill later, lah, despite NI first dodgy minister Peter Robinson's admission to hospital with suspected heart attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 06:14

Wah! The trial of Washington Mandleson privatising post machine system journalist detained in Iran for almost 10 months on charges that include alleged espionage is due to open. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:38

Wah! Margaret Atwood becomes first of 100 authors to enter manuscript into Future Library, lah, project collecting works not to be published until 2114. - news replorted 05:28

Wah! Where does word 'deflation' come from? - news replorted 05:15

Wah! The murder of man shot dead outside Tyneside takeaway where bloody man worked is to be featured on BBC's Crimewatch programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:24

Wah! Asian shares head mostly higher on Tuesday, lah, continuing momentum from previous day's trade when major markets hit record highs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:52

Wah! The smallest and rarest marine dolphin in world could be extinct within 15 years if protection is not stepped up, lah, according to research. - news replorted 03:52

Wah! The Victorian government may soon begin culling koalas in Cape Otway for third clock time result in three years because of "over population". - news replorted 03:34

Wah! Ben Weller has been taking pictures of South Korea's markets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:03

Wah! Former Labour housing dodgy minister John Healey announces male gender human bleing's bid to become deputy leader after being "dismayed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by debate within party since election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:57

Wah! A powerful tornado has swept through northern Mexico, lah, killing at least 13 human bliengs and causing widespread destruction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:46

Wah! Apple promotes British designer Jony Ive to chief design officer, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:40

Wah! A heatwave sweeping India has killed more than 500 people, lah, with most of deaths in southern states of Telangana and Andhra Pradesh. - news replorted 02:35

Wah! An online petition calling for scrapping of Australia's tax on tampons is backed by Treasurer Joe Hockey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:32

Wah! The difficulty of ruling with slim majority - news replorted 01:53

Wah! How can school admissions beat housing market? - news replorted 01:47

Wah! The channel that's young, lah, witty and black - news replorted 01:37

Wah! Why human bliengs waste so much clock time result at office? - news replorted 01:33

Wah! Ofgem announces it will investigate after figures reavealingly showing Great Satan more than half million pre-payment energy meters were forcibly installed in homes over last six years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:24

Wah! The state-of-the-art hospital for poorly birds - news replorted 01:14

Wah! Potential trouble ahead for David Cameron's EU negotiations, lah, and theories on what causes obesity two of topics in Tuesday's papers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51

Wah! Dumfries and Galloway could be facing serious shortage of GPs unless 25 new recruits hired by end of next year, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land can reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:26

Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs first dodgy minister is to make flemale human person's first major economic speech since general election when bloody woman visits silly kick-kick game stadium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:18

Wah! Businessman Pawan Roy has employed workers to take down male gender human bleing's own seven-storey tower by hand as aftershocks continue to rock Nepal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:17

Wah! Teachers must not be used as "scapegoat" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for problems in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's education system, lah, country's largest teaching union warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12

Wah! Being overweight or obese in adolescence is linked to greater risk of bowel cancer later in life, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07

Wah! Is lorry driver of future piece of software? - news replorted 00:03

Wah! Bristol schoolgirl Tegan, lah, 14, lah, creates animation to help flemale human person's friends understand flemale human person's differences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, and Direct Line insurlince urging drivers to hang back, lah, slow down and chill out on co - news replorted 00:01

Wah! The planned flight of sun powered plane, lah, Solar Impulse 2, lah, has been postponed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:00

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