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Customer Letter: 1429 / 1528
Tamar says...
 The whole process from start to finish has been super professional with added crazy humour! I have thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated your quick and witty management and responses. Far more exciting than the usual stuffy and serious protocol most companies use. It should be exciting getting a new car and it was! Thanks to you! Although a delayed delivery, very good so far!

Tamar Carpenter
25 Queen Victoria Drive
Swadlincote
DE11 0LA


Editor Note: I looked at this, and the delivery was delayed due to nits at Lombard/RBS who managed to suddenly decide to pull out of the market and who delayed the paperwork to allow the supplier to release the car for delivery. Typical. The RBS are entirely hopeless lately. Pity all their Jam Jar customers who got left in the lurch. But... despite that, you seem 100% happy, Tae! How good is that! You have a super car (Grande Punto Sporting), super fast model, super cheap price. Great. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1326 / 1528
Linda says...
VAUXHALL CORSAMy new Corsa arrived about 10.30 in morning. The fellow who delivered it was friendly. I took him back to Derby railway for his train back. Car very clean and has everything. Love the way you represent yourself and your company. Everything is very precise but obviously presented in an unusual silly manner. I will definitely use your company again if I decide to continue leasing. Excellent delivery.

Linda Memmory
11 Pinfold Lane
Repton
Derby
DE56 6GH


Editor Note: Windy, you were lovely to deal with. Cars are a bit silly anyway, so why not deal with them in a silly manner :) ??? Hope you really enjoy the Corsa. You have aircon in yours for the summer, so you can stay cool. Lovely! I pass comments to supplier, thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1172 / 1528
Richard says...
FORD FOCUSLing! What can be said?
Ling and co are extremely good at what they do! A sweet, innocent, cost competitive lease car provider! Offering blatant bribes for your custom! Every time I see a "Ling" envelope or receive a "Ling" e-mail I smile! Well nearly always (I lied about the sweet and innocent part!). Delivery was good.

Richard Farmer
23 Faraday Avenue
Stretton
Burton Upon Trent
DE130FX


Editor Note: Hey, another Ford Focus customer! You are director of a company called Elbus Ltd, I always like to get letters from company directors, because I like to hear what people like you who run businesses think of my service. Glad you like the envelopes :) Of course I am sweet and innocent! You think I am guilty??? Pssssssh. Thanks, Richard! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1013 / 1528
Dave says...
CarI've just received delivery of my new car. It's the first time that I have leased and I was a little unsure if it was the right thing to do especially when I first saw Ling's web site. I needn't have worried. The service has been excellent. Four weeks from the first enquiry to delivery. Excellent value as well, the only concern I have is that I hope Ling doesn't make her fortune and retire before I have my next car. Good promt and efficient delivery service.

Dave Meredith
1 Erica Drive, South Normanton
Alfreton
DE55 2ET


Editor Note: Hahahaha, I hope I retire before you have your next car, I wish!!! Dave, thanks so much for taking the car. It is easy peasy once you have figured out the savings. My website is designed to confuse :) See you in 2-years unless I am in the Caribbean. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 855 / 1528
Isobel says...
CarIt was a pleasure leasing my new Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet from Ling. The dealer dragged their feet, but Ling kept on the case and got everything sorted. The car is great, I'm just waiting for some sun to get full use. I will certainly go back to Ling at the end of my contract. The dealer was slow and inefficient, I had to provide info more than once.

Isobel Green
3 Park Close
Linton
DE12 6QB


Editor Note: Isobel, apologies for the dealer. I kicked them as much as I could, and you got the car after a short delay. I sent everything to them special delivery - they still managed to misplace it! I find it really hard to make dealers work faster, and have now changed supplier for these Renaults. Keep in touch, get the roof down and I'll see you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 831 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarLing - what more does anyone want?

Friendly service, prompt quotes, great emails, free car tax, as much down to earth advice as you can get, free lunch, excellent follow-up, and above all a FABULOUS Toyota Prius car. I have already recommended LINGsCARS to others - be good boys and girls and use Ling.

It was never dull, AA/RAC was included, there was free delivery, fast credit checks and it was jolly good fun. Excellent delivery from the dealer who was prompt, pleasant and a good choice! I love my new Toyota Prius.

Andrea
Address Withheld
Derby
DE72 ***


Editor Note: Another green customer :) I really applaud your car choice, now these Priuses are the same price as "normal" cars. Hope you enjoy it, enjoy the fuel savings, and thanks for the very kind letter, Andrea. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 770 / 1528
Michael says...
CarMy Lexus IS was delivered on time, exactly as ordered and with a full tank of fuel. Most impressive!

The free Chinese sweets had my dog doing somersaults and they turned his water green. My advice is to go to Ling for a car, not for a takeaway.

Michael Hoose
23 Leander Drive
Stapenhill
Burton on Trent
DE15 9FD


Editor Note: Mike, hehehehe. Wow. Full tank of fuel was a bonus. You did the right thing not to eat the sweets yourself. Sweets might be awful, but dog is delicious dish. As you are an IT Consultant, I am really pleased you enjoyed my website and service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 718 / 1528
Karl says...
CarThe best website for car leasing on the net.

I needed a quote and specification over the normal 10,000 miles. Not only did Ling's site give me this information, but it offered lots of other info as well. Ling was fantastic. Excellent services, very prompt, good information etc... no pressure from hard-hitting sales people, just good honest customer service.

Highly recommended.

Karl Richardson
25 Ashby Road
Moira
Swadlincote
DE12 6DJ


Editor Note: Wow! What a letter, Karl! But then you did get one of the cheapest brand new Lexus IS-ses in the UK. Hope you like the new car, these are really lovely, I had one for a few weeks and the quality was stunning. See you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 679 / 1528
Lesley-Jane says...
CarDear Ling,

Sorry for taking so long to write, but have been too busy enjoying the last days of sun in my lovely new Mercedes SLK! I'd just like to say I was nervous about using an internet company, but to anyone reading this... Don't be afraid of Ling, her service is great and she keeps you informed all the way along. I will definitely use her again. Good delivery. The car arrived on time, but had delivery mileage on the clock.

Lesley-Jane Carruthers
Mulberry Beauty Salon
77-79 High Street
Repton
DE65 6GF


Editor Note: Lesley-Jane, wow, I love to supply these sexy 231bhp SLKs. Fast, eh? I can undercut Mercedes Benz dealers massively. The mileage is because the car was driven to you and it will be added to your contract mileage, so you will not have to pay for it. I insist on free delivery and the dealer can choose the method. Yours was driven, others may be transported, it just depends on circumstance. Hope you enjoy the car in the sunshine! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 652 / 1528
Karl says...
CarHi Ling

The Lexus arrived safe and sound.

A few months ago I was tasked with improving customer services within my company. I hope you will allow me to say that you are a role model in this area. You are also a little nuts.

Your service is absolutely first class. Thank you for everything.

Karl Richardson
25 Ashby Road
Moira
Swadlincote
DE12 6DJ


Editor Note: Karl, well you work for a big aircon company, so that's a great compliment. I work like a dog to make this happen smoothly, not helped by the damn Post Office who keep going on strike. I will make sure I keep my standards up. You are so sweet. Enjoy the Lexus IS 220D, brilliant bling car, low cost. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 621 / 1528
Alastair says...
CarLing, many thanks for the outstanding service that you provided getting my Range Rover Sport 2.7 Tdi V6. I would not hesitate to recommend you to anyone and rest assured you will be my first port of call for all future cars.

Alastair Webb
4 Thatch Close
Derby
DE22 1EA


Editor Note: Well, you are a principal consultant at a London Business Consultancy, so I take your words and gold-plate them. It's lovely to have such kind comments from someone who is an expert in this field. Hope you enjoy your Range Rover in London, beware Ken Livingstone! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 603 / 1528
David says...
CarCar

Ling was professional, she kept every promise about my two Fiat Grande Puntos - and she was refreshingly keen and enthusiastic. If Ling keeps this up I will definitely do business with her again.

David Bramall
David Bramall Estate Agents
182 Station Street
Burton on Trent
DE14 1BN


Editor Note: David, wow, I love comments like this, from people who run their own service businesses. It means so much to me. Being an estate agent is quite difficult at the moment, so thanks for the car orders and thanks for the comments! I hope I can keep it up, I've managed for seven years, now :) - Here's a pic of your office in Swadlingcote.

David Bramall - Ling




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Customer Letter: 590 / 1528
Alastair says...
CarLing,

Just a quick email to let you know that the Range Rover Sport arrived yesterday, and to thank you for the outstanding service that you have provided over the past 10 weeks. I would not hesitate to recommend you to anyone, and rest assured that you will be my first port of call for all future cars.

Alastair Webb
4 Thatch Close
Derby
DE22 1EA


Editor Note: Alastair, well what a shame it is not flooded in Derby (rest of UK is under the water when I read this). Or else you could have "tested" it, as it is the best 4x4 thing. Everyone who has had these RR Sports have been really happy - I must be the only supplier who does not load the commission up to £1000. I supply these cars for exactly the same tiny margin as every car, from Kia Picanto to Merc S Class. You are a very special customer, but your car to me is like a can of baked beans, hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 560 / 1528
Stuart says...
Car
There was a young lady called Ling,
Selling new cars is her thing,
I ordered a Zafira,
No other dealer came near her,
Now I'm driving along with bling!

(At least it does not rhyme with "cock", hehehe - Ling)

Ling, your service over the Zafira was nothing short of excellent - always replying promptly to my questions. If this mould-breaking idea (what idea? good service??? hehehe - Ling) could be transferred to other major purchase areas (eg Houses), life would be simpler for everyone. Good delivery, no complaints, came exactly on time.

Stuart Crofts
104 High Street
Riddings
Alfreton
DE55 4BJ


Editor Note: How nice of you to compose beautiful poem, Stuart. I always hold my breath when I begin to read the rhymes, I never know what the ending will be. But yours is very sweet. You were lovely to deal with, hope you have many happy times in the very cheap new Zafira - Ling



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Customer Letter: 542 / 1528
Joanne says...
MAZDA MX-5"Ling was helpful, efficient and very through. She made the process very simple and kept me informed every step of the way. Unfortunately the Mazda 5 arrived with a scratch."

Joanne Harper
40 Deepmore Close
Alrewas
Burton on Trent
DE13 7AY


Editor Note: Hmmm, well, I must say occasionally this (the scratch) happens. It is not pleasant but it always gets fixed. Your car was checked on delivery by your husband who missed the scratch... I asked you to beat him up for me for not seeing it, and I subsequently offered to pay for the Dent Devil man to sort it out FOC. You were kind enough to send me a photo of your husband after you had finished educating him:

Subsequently, I have written a full guide to checking cars on delivery and a copy goes out with all finance documents to help customers. But this scratch is a very rare event, as dealers are usually more careful and they know I will terminate them if it happens more than once. Enjoy the MX5, get the top down and the sun cream on and enjoy yourself, you deserve it, Joanne! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 421 / 1528
Richard says...
  "We ordered two new cars from Ling.

I can honestly say that the whole transaction was incredibly simple and smooth, even whan we had to change the delivery date on one of the cars. Communication by phone and email was absolutely excellent and the cars were delivered exactly as specified and on time.

The supplying dealer was excellent and the cars were in perfect condition, delivered on time."

Richard Brown
Amity Care Ltd
Jubilee House
1 Nottingham Road
Ripley
DE5 3DJ


Editor Note: Richard, you had two Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolets - just in time for the winter weather, hehehe. So glad I was able to meet your delivery changes, luckily my Renault supplier is one of the best in the UK. Great to deal with you and it's nice to know that the employees of your care agency are running around in the cheapest Renault Coupe Cabs in the country - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 338 / 1528
Wac says...
HONDA CR-V"Excellent service, very professional company. Highly recommended. Honda CRV delivered on time, as advised."

Wac Jokhia
address withheld
Derby
DE73 ***


Editor Note: Have a great time in your new CRV, Wac!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 319 / 1528
Wac says...
HONDA CR-V"Ling, the car arrived today and it is very nice. Thank you for an excellent service."

Wac Jokhia
address withheld
Derby
DE73 ***


Editor Note: Wac, I am not surprised you think new Honda CRV with brand new diesel engine is nice... it seems to be the best engine in it's class. Enjoy CRV! - Ling



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Wah! Championship side Reading sack manager Brian McDermott, lah, with male gender human bleing's second spell at club lasting just five months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:33



Wah! European Junior Cup action to resume in UK third round of 2016 WIL Sport European Junior Cup is set to getting underway this afternoon at Donington Park Ci - news replorted 11:24



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs nurse who survived Ebola says bloody woman has been left with permanent weakness in flemale human person's leg and will probably never run again. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's urban areas, lah, particularly around Glasgow, lah, having highest lung disease mortality rates in Britain, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! 1992 Lotus Esprit Turbo SE 'High Wing' 1992 Lotus Esprit Turbo SE 'High Wing', lah, one of just two original factory press cars, lah, will be auctioned at Classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 11:15



Wah! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep skipper Sam Warburton will miss Sunday's game against Province of Engrish running-dogs at Twickenham with Dan Lydiate captaining team. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Subaru chooses Falken Tyre for Nürburgring 24-Hour charge Subaru has confirmed that it will make move to Falken tyres in its bid to secure fourth class win in 44th ADAC - news replorted 11:06



Wah! The first case of infection that can resist antibiotic of last resort - colistin - has been detected in Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Nissan GT-R NISMO new 2017 Nissling GT-R NISMO made its debut today at famous Nürburgring race course, lah, known as one of longe - news replorted 11:01



Wah! Installation view of 'A World of Fragile Parts' Wlokswaglon supports Special Project Applied Art Pavilion 'A World of Fragile Parts' presented by La Biennale di Vene - news replorted 10:43



Wah! Footballer Ched Evans' retrial for rape will be held in October, lah, High Court judge announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Nicola Adams completes flemale human person's full set of international honours by winning flyweight gold at AIBA World Championships. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Northampton forward Teimana Harrison starts for Province of Engrish running-dogs against Welsh land of sheep and more sheep at Twickenham, lah, with three uncapped players on bench. - news replorted 10:22



Wah! Boxer Tony Bellew speaks about male gender human bleing's hard training regime, lah, working with "Mr Stallone" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and Z-Cars music keeping him up at night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! French trade unions urge bigger protests against labour market reforms as President Francois Hollande vows to stand firm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! A top cyber-security firm is investigating whether North Korea could be linked to attacks on banks in recent months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! Gossip site Gawker accuses Paypal founder Peter Thiel of being 'vindictive' and 'comic book villain' who uses male gender human bleing's billions to fund libel suits against site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Autocar Awards 2016 Autocar Awards will be subject of three-hour long talkRADIO Motor Show special this coming weekend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Jose Mourinho has been officially confirmed as Manchester United manager, lah, on three-year deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Using so-called once-a-day sunscreen is not fully effective against sun's harmful rays, lah, research by Which? has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Following Jose Mourinho's appointment as Manchester United manager, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks at Special One's record in numbers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Stories by children about perils of reality TV judging, lah, dementia and bloodthirsty pig among winners of this year's 500 Words. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! David Cameron hits back at claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man is "closet Brexiteer," (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) insisting bloody man is "passionate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about bloody annoying Blitish remaining in European Union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! Brazilian old bill bobbys search for more than 30 men suspected of raping teenage girl in Rio de Janeiro, lah, and putting images of attack on social media. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:46



Wah! Jose Mourinho is officially confirmed as Manchester United manager and has signed three-year contract. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:32



Wah! H.r. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! Owen joins forces with Premier Sports Network H.R Owen has become sole motor partner with Premier Sports Network in deal that will see leading luxury de - news replorted 09:30



Wah! The International Association of Auto Theft Investigators (IAATI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! bloody annoying Blitish conference, lah, on 8-9 June-mber month 2016 at Holywell Park in Lo - news replorted 09:28



Wah! Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama becomes first serving American President to visit Hiroshima - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Mercedes-Benz invests €3 billion in new engine technology With its completely newly developed family of diesel engines, lah, Mercedes-Benz is first manufacturer to put diesel vehi - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Great Britain's Nicola Adams faces Thailand's Peamwilai Laopeam in flyweight final at World Championships. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:13



Wah! The price of oil reversed gains made on Thursday while London (capital of Great England) shares open flat overall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:06



Wah! All references to climate change's impact on World Heritage sites in Australia removed from UN report after government request. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The water vole has become Britain's most endangered mammal, lah, but project in Worcestershire is trying to reverse decline. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:54



Wah! The words "Feldenkrais" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "Gesellschaft" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) make Jairam Hathwar and Nihar Janga co-champions of Great Satan Spelling Bee, lah, third tie in row. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is due to arrive in Hiroshima, lah, first sitting Great Satan president to visit since 1945 nuclear bombing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:41



Wah! Experts following MH370 search say it is likely new piece of debris found by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation reader in Mozambique came from missing plane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:22



Wah! Martin Fry reflects on sequel to ABC's Lexicon of Love - news replorted 03:39



Wah! The life and death of boy sailor - news replorted 03:37



Wah! Margaret Barton, lah, 90, lah, recalls role in Brief Encounter - news replorted 03:34



Wah! Too many teenagers and young adults dying of some types of cancer, lah, Europe-wide report warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:24



Wah! The criminal justice system in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep is failing victims and witnesses and is close to "breaking point", lah, committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:10



Wah! This year's Architecture Biennale in Venice explores how buildings can be designed creatively and sustainably to improve environment and our lives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:03



Wah! A declaration at G7 meeting in Japan says vote by bloody annoying Blitish to leave European Union would pose "serious threat to global growth". - news replorted 02:51



Wah! A Thai man is recovering in hospital after python emerged from toilet and sank its fangs into male gender human bleing's penis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:49



Wah! Errors that led to fingerprint and DNA records of hundreds of terrorism suspects being deleted were more widespread than thought, lah, it has emerged. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:37



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish is set to send another warship to Mediterranean to help tackle people-smuggling and movements of arms in and out of Libya, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:00



Wah! The future of planned new nuclear plant at Hinkley Point, lah, in Somerset, lah, remains in doubt as key French unions raise concerns over its cost, lah, Newsnight learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation debate on EU referendum is held in Glasgow with audience of voters aged between 18 and 29, lah, and focusing on issues affecting young people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Husband's online account of fertility problems strikes chord - news replorted 01:02



Wah! Where was Angelina Jolie made professor? - news replorted 01:00



Wah! The fallout from release of figures showing bloody annoying Blitish net migration has risen to near record level attracts headlines on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:51



Wah! How hard is it to be Syrian refugee with disability? - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Google wins legal battle against Oracle to using Java software in its Android operating system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! A victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of nuclear bombing, lah, Sadako Sasaki is remembered through symbolic folding of paper cranes, lah, sent from around world to flemale human person's hometown of Hiroshima. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:43



Wah! Google wins major Great Satan court battle with software firm Oracle when jury rules it did not unfairly appropriate parts of Java programming language. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! Young Scots from disadvantaged areas four times less likely to go to university than those from wealthy backgrounds, lah, researchers find. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:22



Wah! A million more young human bliengs likely to find themselves living with their parents over next decade, lah, according to insurlince capitalist entity Aviva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Cerys Matthews with Klia Soul EV Cerys Matthews’ new song Float On Down To Monte Carlo has been recorded entirely within collection of electric cars, lah, i - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Why women banned from 35-mile-long Greek peninsula? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! How 'robo recruiters' could be denting your as really velly special customer's job prospects - news replorted 00:00



Wah! How 1986 Real Madrid game kick-started Champions League - news replorted 00:00



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