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Customer Letter: 1537 / 1528
Dean says...
MAZDA 6Ling made everything so easy for me, with outstanding, excellent service all round. Everything went smoothly and we received our new car within 4 weeks. We shopped around a lot for the best deals, and Ling by far came out with the best deal and cheapest price. Received the Mazda 6 on time in person from an excellent dealer.

Dean Wells
9 Deepdale
Hadrian Lodge West
Wallsend
NE288SL


Editor Note: Dean, great letter, thanks. Really appreciate the kind comments, from the ancient Roman settlement of Wallsend. I thank the dealer . Enjoy the Mazda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1533 / 1528
Cristopher says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOON An excellent service for my new Mercedes C Class, very fast, friendly and efficient. Thank you very much!! Dealer was excellent – It was a pleasure.

Cristopher Beattie
76 Sevenacres
Great Lumley
Chester Le Street
DH3 4JT


Editor Note: Great news, Cris. I like fast, friendly and efficient. Hard to beat that, especially as the car was very cheap. :) Mercs rock, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1532 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTADealing with Ling is a pleasure, her staff are friendly and informative, which coupled with the website actually makes replacing your car a fun experience. Thanks Ling, love the Fiesta by the way.

David Gallon
Heathcol Welding Supplies Ltd
257a Dukesway
Team Valley Trading Estate
Gateshead
NE11 0PZ


Editor Note: Hmmm, I must beat my staff up more, if they have that much time to be friendly, hahaha. Glad you had fun, everyone with these new Fiestas, loves them. You are local to me, in Gateshead - on the same trading estate in fact! Great, eh? Acapulco of the North. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1524 / 1528
Brian says...
 Ling, it was a pleasure to deal with your company from start to finish. Every query and question was dealt with promptly. I was made to feel like I was your “only” customer such was the personal nature of your service. Dealer Service – Excellent – Very prompt and efficient.

Brian Roffe
45, Stratford Ave
Grangetown
Sunderland
SR2 8RY


Editor Note: Brian, but you were my only customer, it was a quiet week, hahahahaha! I do treat everyone individually, I find it much more enjoyable. Mazda 3 is a great car, low-profile, but very good. Thanks for your communication, you were very good to deal with, that helps. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1512 / 1528
Sydney says...
RENAULT MEGANE COUPEThanks Ling; absolutely fab service from start to finish. Staff were brill, always helpful and friendly couldn't have asked for a better first experience. Would recommend you without a doubt and have been telling everyone how impressed I was. Dealer Service – Excellent – Prompt on time and exceptional with my new Renault Megane Coupe.

Sydney Fraser
18 Percy Lonnen
Prudhoe
NE42 5QU


Editor Note: What another lovely letter. The supplier will appreciate getting a copy - I have forwarded it. You are pretty local to me, so possibly I will see you buzzing around in your Megane. Cool cars, these. Thanks for being lovely customer, Syd! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1489 / 1528
Andrew says...
NISSAN QASHQAII simply cannot believe how easy leasing a car has been. In fact the most difficult part of the whole process was actually choosing a car that I wanted. There was so much choice!

I have never leased a car before and was rather pessimistic about leasing as I have always owned my car. One visit to LingsCars.com totally changed my mind as it listed all the costs, how it all worked and instant access to a member of staff who also were brilliant when I asked questions.

I am very happy with my new Qashqai and is the best decision I have ever made regarding cars as especially in this snowy weather the car is brilliant.

I can't ever see myself buying a car again; I just don't see the point. Especially with what Ling is offering. The customer service on the website is literally phenomenal and you know exactly where you stand all the time.

Thanks very much Ling.

Dealer Service – EXCELLENT, brilliant service. Thank you!

Andrew Appleyard
11 Fox Howe
Coulby Newham
Middlesbrough
TS8 0RU


Editor Note: What a long letter, lovely! You are a Programme Executive with the Prince's Trust, so you are an expert in excellence. I appreciate your comments. Thanks for that PHENOMENAL word, love it. Enjoy the bloody nice Qashqai, hope Charlie is impressed when he sees it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1486 / 1528
Susan says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOFrom the very beginning I received nothing but excellent service. I would say that LingsCars are very professional organised and approachable – no one else can touch Ling for her deals. She is also however quite crazy!!

As the car I wanted (Scirocco) was an automatic and particular colour, it had to be factory order and the wait was approx 4 months. However, I was kept informed of the progress all the way – many times I received e-mails just checking in and wishing me a good weekend etc. I would log into the website just for a laugh and to share it with colleagues at work – MAD!

I still get immense pleasure from just getting in the car and I don't think, especially as this is a second car for us, that I could have afforded to buy it with this spec. I will definitely be using LingsCars again when this lease is up. However, Love the car so much – don't want to think that far ahead.

Excellent dealer, car was clean, delivered when advised and very courteous service.

Susan Hobson
17 Sunningdale Drive
Usworth
Washington
NE37 2LL


Editor Note: Woooo Hooo. It is great to read this stuff! Always difficult when a bespoke car is such a long lead time, but this is why I have LINGO, so the wait is painless. Progress is always passed on, even if bad news. But your car was all GOOD NEWS, Susan. Thanks so much for the business. Hope you have lovely time in the fast Scirocco! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1484 / 1528
Brian says...
CITROEN C5If I knew then what I know now I would have contract hired a car from Ling years ago, its so easy and cheap! No messing about, no hard sell and a great service. From asking for a quote to having my C5 delivered to my door it couldn't have been simpler. Delivery is free and prompt. Finance was quick and information accurate.

Brian Nelson
16 Frederick Street North
Meadowfield
Durham
DH7 8NB


Editor Note: Hahaha, well, it has taken me years to get to this stage... but really you had a very successful time getting a car. The C5 is lovely car. Plus, you got Sat Nav! So you won't get lost around County Durham. Thanks for being great customer, Brian! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1481 / 1528
Marie says...
NISSAN QASHQAIWould highly recommend LingsCars. No other dealer/ lease company could match the great deal I got from Ling. Easy, easy, easy process thanks to the Lingo website. All my questions were answered within minutes! Friendly/ funny staff – had many laughs along the way. In other words, EXCELLENT customer service. Many freebies – mainly Chinese polos! Remember confusions say “too many Chinese polos mean many trips to dentist” :o)

Marie Culley
14 Limetrees Gardens
Low Fell
Gateshead
NE9 5BE


Editor Note: Hahahah, good job you are not a dentist, Marie. You are local to me in Gateshead, you live less than 1 mile away, so I will see you around and about in the Qashqai... and the car is made only 5 miles from us both, too! Thanks for super letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1464 / 1528
Gary says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERGood service. Very Happy. Good dealer service, nice guy.

Gary Bone
35 Tamarisk Way
Sheriff Hill
Gateshead
NE9 6GD


Editor Note: WoW! Gary, you live about 500m from me, amazing, and from the best music pub in the UK - the Three Tuns! So, I will definitely see you flashing around in your new C5 Tourer. These are great cars, so comfortable. Glad everything went well! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1460 / 1528
Rajiv says...
TOYOTA AYGOApart from the long delivery time for the Aygo and the delivery of the vehicle to the wrong address, I cannot fault he excellent service you and your team provide. Good dealer, but... Oops!! Delivered car to the wrong address, but then brought the car to the correct address the same day.

Rajiv Menezes
Address Withheld
North Shields
NE29 ***


Editor Note: Aaaagh, I pull my hair out at these damn car dealers, why can't they get it right? The Aygos are simply in demand and there is not much stock. We had to wait for a car to be built. Glad you like the service, Rajiv. I withhold your address, because you are a doctor - to avoid druggy idiots attacking you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1457 / 1528
Allen says...
AUDI A4 SALOONLing, I have been delighted with the service from LingsCars and as well as being an easy way of leasing a car it is done in a fun and wacky way! Keep up the good work. Good delivery of my Audi A4.

Allen Jones
37 Hartley Ave
Whitley Bay
NE26 3NS


Editor Note: Allen, thanks. Another Audi bites the dust :) Glad you enjoyed the process, it's great that you send me this lovely letter! Cheers, mate! You are quite local to me too, maybe I see you around? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1442 / 1528
Jonathon says...
CITROEN C5Words to describe LINGsCARS.com:- Personal, efficient, friendly, professional, fun.

My car/deal- I am delighted with my car and feel that I have got a good value for money deal. Score for LINGsCARS.com = 10/10

Very happy customer! Suggestions for improvement- although the car was delivered with a couple of weeks of signing the docs, things did go a little quiet. Try to keep in touch to reassure that car is coming. Excellent delivery, the delivery driver was very courteous.

Jonathon Malton
14 Monkseaton Drive
Whitley Bay
Tyne And Wear
NE26 1SZ


Editor Note: Whoa! Looks like I did not communicate well enough on delivery. I take massive note and improve this, Jon. However, checking, between the time you received the documents and delivery, I had 12 messages to you on LINGO, but I admit there were 6 days while we waited for the delivery to take place when you had no updates. So, I have changed procedures and my system will now not let more than 3 days pass without an update. I appreciate that feedback, thanks. So pleased you still give me 10/10!

Apart from this, you are a chai expert with Ringtons, so I had loads of tea advice along the way :) Hope you enjoy the C5 immensely. Super customer, great fun! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1439 / 1528
Dr says...
FORD FIESTAIt's been a really good experience for me as it was the first time I had taken a car on lease and definitely will go for it again through Ling. Service was prompt and excellent. Have already promoted and recommended LINGsCARS to a couple of friends. Excellent delivery, the Fiesta was brought on time as promised.

Dr Punekar
Address Withheld
Newcastle Upon Tyne
NE3 ***


Editor Note: Samad, thanks so much for the letter. You are a doctor very close to me, so: I hope I never have to meet you, hahaha! If I do, I hope your service is as good as mine and you keep me alive. Really pleased you are happy. I withhold your address as doctors can be targetted by druggie idiots. Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1427 / 1528
Helen says...
HONDA CR-VThis is the second car that we have leased via Ling and it's well worth it for the Chinese money and dubious sweets she packs in her letters. Fantastic service, foolproof step by step guides throughout the process and a laugh along the way too. And the new Honda CRV is fantastic! Excellent delivery. Fantastic! Arrived at 8.30 am- Perfect!

Helen Thomson
15 Nightingale Close
Brompton On Swale
DL10 7TR


Editor Note: Wow! What a letter!!! :) I think you are happy bunny, Helen. Lovely to deal with you and so pleased you like the terrible sweets :) I bet the CRV has been great in the 2010 snow we have been having. Lovely car, to a lovely customer, in a lovely part of the UK! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1425 / 1528
Sarah says...
PEUGEOT 308Found LINGsCARS after recommendation from family and expected the service to be compromised because the price of my new Peugeot 308 was so much lower than anywhere else I had looked. This wasn't the case and I couldn't have been treated any better - despite the remote location of my house. I would and have recommended Ling to everyone I know.

Sarah Jarrett
6 Portland Steet
Workington
Cumbria
CA14 4BQ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, price of the car has nothing to do with service, Sarah. I treat all customers the same, from Matiz to BMW M3. No difference to me. I generate the lowest prices possible, and demand top service from suppliers. Lovely letter from wild and windy (and wet) Cumbria, thanks so much! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1400 / 1528
David says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOThis is the first time I've used contract hire to get a car and I must say that the experience of using LingsCars has been excellent from start to finish. The communication has been superb throughout and by far the best for any product that I've purchased recently.

I think your Lingo system is great and really lets people feel a lot more in control of things. Other companies (not just those in the car leasing business) could learn a lot from this. I have already recommended LingsCars to friends and would have no hesitation in using you again. Good delivery, car arrived not quite agreed time, but otherwise great.

David Groark
1 Avoncroft Close
Seaton
Seaham
SR70LL


Editor Note: Dave, thanks so much :) As this was a VW Scirocco, it was subject to a small delay as the production was overbooked at the factory and VW struggled to cope, but... you have one of the best selling cars of 2009, and so cheap. Hope you love it. Thanks for kind comments. Great customer. Funny name though, I still can't say it. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1393 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTALeasing a car from LingsCars was the easiest and quickest way I have ever had. Top class secure system and update information given every day. Would not go anywhere else for my cars! Spot on delivery with a friendly service.

David Peareth
58 Woodside Gardens
Dunston
Gateshead
NE119RB


Editor Note: Peas, you are a skilled gardener with local council, so I went on Google Earth to show a pic of the very flower beds you maintain. In summer they are stunning:
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Good eh? Glad you love my service and the Fiesta. See you around, in Gateshead! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1369 / 1528
John says...
AUDI A3Hi Ling, thanks for the great service during the whole process. Car arrived two days earlier than planned. Loved the crack during the emails, the best thing was the sweets sent in the post, ta. Excellent services Ling, who needs a Dragon? Good service and good communication from the dealer during delivery, too.

John Wardropper
7, Craster Point
East Shore Village
Seaham Co Durham
SR7 7WW


Editor Note: Hey, you are easily pleased if the best thing about getting a new Audi A3 are some rancid Chinese sweets! :) I choose the worst ones, especially! Hahahaha. Have a super time in your new A3 Sport. You are quite close to me, in Seaham, maybe see you around? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1355 / 1528
Jayne says...
CITROEN C5First car I have leased. I found the service very professional, Ling is great to deal with, great sense of humour!! The website and secure LINGO system for communication is "Boss"!! Cannot speak highly enough! Good delivery of my new C5.

Jayne Wilson
Hollygarth
Carlton-in-Cleveland
Middlesbrough
TS9 7BB


Editor Note: Jayne, you are Op Manager for a company in Carlisle and I am so happy to get good reports like this from someone who deals with day-to-day operations. It means I am doing something right!!! Have a great time in the C5, and welcome to the world of leasing! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1353 / 1528
Karen says...
AUDI A3Yet again I have had fantastic service from Ling. My Audi A3 is absolutely great and it came on time. Delivered by a really helpful man. Everything done really efficiently.

Karen Hynes
The Crown Inn
Vicars Lane
Manfield
Darlington
DL2 2RF


Editor Note: Karen, well... I am pleased you are so happy for a second time with another car. I'm sure you are happy with the A3, a lovely car! I look forward to calling in for free drink when I am in Darlington (not too far from me). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1346 / 1528
Nina says...
PEUGEOT 107The service was fantastic, it was so fast and efficient. I love my new car and will be looking for a new deal as soon as my current agreement expires. Good delivery of my Peugeot 107, very pleasant and on time.

Nina Sexton
32 Edward Street
Pegswood
Morpeth
NE61 6UH


Editor Note: That is excellent, Nina! So happy you are so happy. You are not far from my office so I may see you driving around. It's lovely that you say you will be back. Please enjoy the 107! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1327 / 1528
Susan says...
FORD FIESTAI'm thrilled with my new Ford Fiesta! Ling made the process idiot proof, was professional and even when there was a glitch to resolve after the delivery inspection, this was done with a sense of urgency and no-nonsense. Thanks Ling, we're recommending you to all our friends and family. Delivery was poor, but the dealer's effort to resolve things was excellent!

Susan Sehzade-Cosway
20 Dalesman Drive
Carlisle
CA1 3TH


Editor Note: OK, for the benefit of people reading this I will detail: On delivery, Sue noticed the airbag warning light had come on. There were also some other things - there were a couple of stone chips and the car was dirty (a wet day). The dealer immediately, personally went to sort this stuff out. Sue then sent me a message: "Really appreciate your swift response and push to resolve the prob with the car. 'Neil' just called and has assured me that surplus mileage will be reimbursed by cheque, and he is coming personally to collect my car leaving me with his until mine is back with me. He was extremely apologetic and very reluctant to send the car to our local Ford dealership given their shoddy response to me earlier today. The car is booked into his service dept first thing tomorrow and he has let them know he wants a 'diagnosis' by 10am."

(Then Sue sent another message)...

"Neil called me about an hour ago to confirm that it was a tiny problem of a connector not having been connected properly (under the seat for the airbag) by the manufacturer. Such a relief and finding my excitement rising again at getting my new and perfect car :o). I can't thank you enough for your superb customer service and personal attention in this matter. As I stated previously, the glitch with the warning light was a Ford problem and we cannot fault your handling of this matter. You have been superb! We also feel that Neil went the whole extra mile too in his handling of this issue and will be conveying this to his manager (s) if you would be so kind to supply us with their name(s) and contact address. Needless to say we will recommend you to as many people as will listen!"

(Then a bit later)...

"Just to confirm, the car was delivered by Neil about an hour and a half ago. Everything is in order and very pleased with it."

All in all excellent dealer response, I agree! Glad you love the car, Sue, and thanks so much for all comments. Other customers will appreciate to read this. Well done to Neil at the dealer! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1320 / 1528
Jayne says...
CITROEN C5This was the first time I have had a car on contract hire and I was surprised how easy it was. I believe a lot of it was down to you. I can recommend you to anyone and have already done so. Many thanks. Good delivery. The CD installation let the dealer down, after 3 weeks I still don't have it fitted.

Jayne Wilson
Hollygarth
Carlton-in-Cleveland
Middlesbrough
TS9 7BB


Editor Note: Well, for the record, the supplier (today) said: "The company we use for CD players has let us down. He promised he could supply and fit the correct CD player but now he is saying he cannot and not phoning any of us back. Our parts department is ordering one from the factory which we will then go up and fit. I will give Mrs Wilson a call with an update. I did call Mr Wilson yesterday and explained what we were doing.". However, I am annoyed that it has to take this long for action, and the supplying Citroen dealer must take responsibility at an earlier stage. The dealer has been kicked. It is so important to give customers good service and it is always finance companies and dealers who let the side down. Soon, you will be able to blast out your CDs, Jayne! :) I must say, you do have a CD player in your car, just not the CD changer system. I would not allow you to have NO music :) Apart from that, thanks so much for the comments about my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1314 / 1528
Kevin says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service from start to finish. The web login is fantastic and an easy way to keep track of progress. Ling's replies are almost instant as well! Absolutely chuffed to bits with the price, the service, the car (Ford Fiesta 1.6 TDCi Zetec S) - any chance of some mats?

Kevin Royal
Address Withheld
Durham
DH1 ***


Editor Note: I withhold your address as you have a sensitive public service job. Yes, I will send some mats :) Special ones with my head on them so you can kick it with your feet, hahaha! I try to reply as fast as possible, average reply time is often less than 5 minutes, normally around 10 minutes (I need time to find the answers you want!). Glad you like the LINGO web management. Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Wah! Business groups having written to Super-Duper-Chinese-State government, lah, asking it to rethink rules that would force them to hand over source code and create backdoors for officials in Beijing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 13:54



Wah! Chad's Tommy Atkins Liberation Army has driven Boko Haram militants out of Malumfatori town in north-eastern Nigeria, lah, senior official from Niger tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:53



Wah! How should word 'diplodocus' be said? - news replorted 13:48



Wah! The number of serious assaults in prisons in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep reach their highest level for at least decade, lah, figures from Ministry of Justice show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 13:40



Wah! McLaren unveil their 2015 LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine to herald start of team's new partnership with engine supplier Honda. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:36



Wah! A momentary lapse of concentration is cited as possible explanation for crash near Aberystwyth which killed four members of same family. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:34



Wah! A gang of burglars seemed to enjoy punching university professor as they raided male gender human bleing's south London (capital of Great England) home, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:28



Wah! An 82-earth-years old happy birthday to you, lollipop man is dragged across road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu and pushed to floor by robber who stole male gender human bleing's sign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:28



Wah! Daniel Ricciardo (AUS) For more than 35 years Renliot has brought French touch to Formula 1. - news replorted 13:25



Wah! Pay-TV firm Sky is launching mobile phone service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service next year as battle for slice of UK's telecoms market intensifies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:15



Wah! ŠKODA retailers ready for Fabialous launch weekend ŠKODA retailers all over country preparing for busy weekend, lah, with launch of new Fabia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:10



Wah! The UK's energy regulator Ofgem says big energy firms likely to enjoy small increase in their profit margins in coming year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:08



Wah! The new McLaren-Honda MP4-30 race car McLaren-Honda revealed their new racing car, lah, MP4-30 for upcoming 2015 FIA Formula One (F1) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! World Championship. Do you carefully listening? This - news replorted 13:02



Wah! Jordan's government discusses fate of its pilot Moaz al-Kasasbeh amid growing pressure after male gender human bleing's Islamic State captors threatened to kill him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:56



Wah! A LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crashes through railings into basement area of building in Edinburgh as snow and ice cause problems across ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:55



Wah! European Parliament head Martin Schulz say bloody man will using "straight talking" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in male gender human bleing's first meeting with Greece's new left-wing government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:55



Wah! A Greek fighter jet that crashed in Spain on Monday, lah, killing 11, lah, had suffered technical fault during takeoff, lah, French military says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:52



Wah! Dynamo and Fliat 500X during show in London “The Power of X” has arrived in UK, lah, courtesy of sensational performance by world-renowned magician Dynamo in C - news replorted 12:46



Wah! Tackling threat of extremism in Province of Engrish running-dogs's schools is to be made higher priority, lah, says Education Secretary Nicky Morgan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:34



Wah! A film-maker says Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters plotted to knock over Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation cameraman in House of Commons - in hope of stopping male gender human bleing's new documentary on Westminster life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:30



Wah! Britain's Andy Lapthorne wins male gender human bleing's fourth Australian Open quad wheelchair doubles title, lah, partnering American David Wagner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! Andy Murray comes storming back after poor start to beat Tomas Berdych and reach male gender human bleing's fourth Australian Open final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! MPs hear evidence on broadband in rural areas and Charity Commission. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! The Watford fan taking helm at McDonald's - news replorted 12:22



Wah! Watch moment Britain's Andy Murray beats Tomas Berdych to reach final of Australian Open. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:21



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:17



Wah! Tom Stoppard's new play Hard Problem, lah, which poses big questions about nature of consciousness, lah, opens at National Theatre to mixed reviews. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:12



Wah! Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler is arrested in United States after bar fight, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:07



Wah! Will Cornick, lah, who murdered Leeds teacher Ann Maguire, lah, loses male gender human bleing's appeal against male gender human bleing's 20-year minimum jail sentence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! One man is killed and two others hurtee-hurtee on set of Martin Scorsese's latest film set in Taiwan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! Panama's Supreme Court says it will investigate former President Ricardo Martinelli over allegations of corruption during male gender human bleing's clock time result in office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:46



Wah! Qantas becomes first airline to offer passengers in-flight entertainment via virtual reality headset. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! The Legend Returns: Plugleot 208 GTi 30th This weekend represents return of two sporting ‘Legends’ in match of timing coincidence. What the hell I mean??!! Much will be made of Fran - news replorted 11:36



Wah! A grieving mother starts petition after bloody woman is told to remove all decorations from grave of flemale human person's daughter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Tiff Needell Television star and ex-Formula 1 racer Tiff Needell is latest big name to be added to velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood 73rd Members’ Mee - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Italy's political leaders try to agree on candidates as parliament prepares to vote for new president to replace Giorgio Napolitano. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:29



Wah! Toulon's bloody Engrish flanker Steffon Armitage and team-mate Xavier Chiocci questioned by French old bill bobbys over alleged assault. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:27



Wah! SsangYong Korando Sports Pick-up with 1 tonne payload With increased payload of 1,050kg, lah, Korando Sports one tonne pick-up is now most practical, lah, comprehensively eq - news replorted 11:08



Wah! old bill bobbys in Ivory Coast set up special unit to investigate series of suspected ritual killings of children in recent weeks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:55



Wah! An eight-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy from Pembrokeshire died of scurvy, lah, coroner says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Malaysia officially declares disappearance of plane in Indian Ocean in monthly number-three 2014 accident, lah, and says all 239 human bliengs on board presumed dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:51



Wah! A postman from Cardiff has been suspended from male gender human bleing's job, lah, following male gender human bleing's arrest on suspicion of terrorism offence, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:40



Wah! Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg criticises David Cameron's "ludicrous" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) tactics over proposed televised election debates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Volkswagen Golf GTD Estate Since 1982 Volkswagen's GTD logo has stood for Gran Turismo Diesel, lah, with its promise of sporty yet economical motoring. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Yamaha Introduce BS Batteries Yamaha is bloody velly please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce that it has added cost effective range of BS Batteries to its Genuine Yamaha Part - news replorted 10:31



Wah! Israel says it has received message from Lebanese militant group Hezbollah indicating it opposes military escalation after lethal border clashes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:27



Wah! The extradition of British terror suspect Haroon Aswat to United States was lawful, lah, European Court of Human Rights judges rule. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:24



Wah! House price inflation is continuing to slow, lah, according to latest results from two leading surveys. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! 'ANIMAL MASKS' Animal masks, lah, power-generating sculpture, lah, mood-reflecting light and range of clothes and accessories that express - news replorted 10:21



Wah! The Loch Ness Monster is to take centre stage in new RMB Yuan #2m advertising campaign aimed at promoting Loch Ness area to Bloody foreign visitors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:20



Wah! Western women drawn to join Islamic State militants often young converts, lah, with limited knowledge of Islamic teachings and paradoxical love of Western culture. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:16



Wah! South Sudan's President Salva Kiir is rushed to hospital in Ethiopia's capital, lah, Addis Ababa, lah, after becoming ill, lah, official tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 10:14



Wah! TDI-Tuning favoured by owners of cars from Wlokswaglon Group bloody annoying Blitish tuning technology expert TDI-Tuning notes high number of owners of cars from Wlokswaglon Group among its custome - news replorted 10:12



Wah! TomTom London (capital of Great England) ped map iPad TomTom today announces map updates around globe, lah, increasing coverage and improving features for all business custome - news replorted 10:10



Wah! The Chief Executive of Highways Agency (HA), lah, Graham Dalton, lah, announced today (29 first number-one-month 2015) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! that bloody man is leaving male gender human bleing's - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Suzuki's new V-Strom 650XT Suzluko has announced expansion to 50/50 finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan campaign currently running on V-Strom 1000 Adventure machine, lah, - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Australian author Colleen McCullough, lah, best known for flemale human person's novel Thorn Birds, lah, dies aged 77. - news replorted 09:57



Wah! According to organisers of CV Show 2015, lah, there will be more tankers and trailers on display than having been seen sinc - news replorted 09:57



Wah! The Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is warning that despite 50 years of seat belt laws, lah, far too many drivers and p - news replorted 09:51



Wah! BVRLA and Hill Dickinson partnering to undertake comprehensive analysis of insurlince claim (always claiming, huh?) fraud within self- - news replorted 09:48



Wah! The Great Satan has been measles-free for 15 years but there has been new outbreak, lah, which started at Disneyland in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:44



Wah! The number of state secondary schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs considered to be underperforming more than doubles in year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Snow across parts of northern Province of Engrish running-dogs brings hazardous driving conditions and causes dozens of schools to close. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Former Glasgow Govan Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Mohammad Sarwar who became governor of Punjab in 2013 has resigned from post. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:03



Wah! More details emerge from AirAsia Flight QZ8501 flight recorder, lah, including evidence French co-pilot was controlling plane before it crashed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Star Wars fan Craig Stevens has sold male gender human bleing's Star Wars collection at auction, lah, including rare Boba Fett figure which sold for RMB Yuan #18,000 - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Hundreds of protesters gather outside meeting where controversial plans to close five schools in Pembrokeshire being discussed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Listening to icebergs could help to assess extent of glacier melt, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:55



Wah! Belief in reality of climate change has risen among British public, lah, partly because of 2013 winter floods, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:52



Wah! Shiro Nakamura honoured at International Automobile Festival Nissling Motor Co. Ai-yaa!!! Ltd's Senior Vice President for Design and Chief Creative Officer Shiro Nakamura was declared winne - news replorted 08:47



Wah! Satellite images indicate North Korea may be trying to restart nuclear reactor used to produce fuel for atomic weapons, lah, Great Satan think tank says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:31



Wah! Broadcasting watchdog Ofcom says human bliengs relying on subtitles to watch live TV shows having "inferior" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) experience. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! A man is arrested after old bill bobbys launch murder investigation following discovery of man's body in Botanic Avenue in Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:54



Wah! Real Madrid to getting David De Gea on free, lah, Liverpool eye Ruben Neves, lah, West Ham target Swansea's Gomez, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! Falling oil prices forcing Royal Dutch Shell to cut back investment by some $15bn over next three years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! A search for trawler missing off Kent coast, lah, with four human bliengs on board, lah, is suspended. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Several cars crushed but no-one is hurt when tree in Southampton is brought down in high winds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! Political uncertainty and withdrawal of western troops having left Afghanistan's economy struggling severely. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Astra Zeneca announces research programme to develop generation of medicines to treat genetic causes of many debilitating diseases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Parents will find out how their children's schools performing when results of new colour-coded ratings system revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! Pakistan fast bowler Mohammad Amir can return to domestic damn crazy Engrish baseball game in male gender human bleing's home country following review of male gender human bleing's five-year ban. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:46



Wah! It is 'best clock time result ever in Wales' for inventing new medicines and healthcare equipment, lah, according to one of life science industry's leading figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:41



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns more than 100 orthopaedic operations at Belfast's Musgrave Park Hospital having been cancelled partly because its beds having been used to cater for overflow of fracture patients. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! Serena Williams faces Maria Sharapova in Australian Open final after pair won their semi-finals in straight sets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:15



Wah! Alex's Adamou's mother Andriani is 61 years old and has dementia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:11



Wah! There no plans for any insurlince products to help human bliengs plan ahead for their care needs in old age, lah, leading firms tell BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Scientists tracking Ebola outbreak in Guinea say virus has mutated and they investigating if it could become more contagious. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:55



Wah! EU Bloody foreign dodgy ministers due to meet in Brussels to discuss imposing further sanctions on Russia amid upsurge in fighting in Ukraine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:16



Wah! Nintendo's operating profit grew nearly 50% in last quarter but it was not enough to keep game-maker from slashing its full year target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:53



Wah! A former nuclear scientist in Great Satan is jailed for five years for trying to pass nuclear bomb-making secrets to Venezuela. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! MPs will express their dissatisfaction with progress of official inquiry into Iraq War, lah, in Commons debate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:18



Wah! Could companies welcome delays in bloody annoying Blitish fracking? - news replorted 02:45



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation editor Jawad Iqbal - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Four months after inauguration of new president, lah, Afghanistan is still without government and could face zero growth in 2015. - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Apps let parents spy on their kids - news replorted 02:19



Wah! The triumph of Syriza in Greece could lead to renewed tensions - and widespread political change - across Europe, lah, says Mark Mardell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! The new banks you tellibly lovely custlingmer cannot speak to - news replorted 02:02



Wah! Meet Rae Morris, lah, pop star who wantinged to be waitress - news replorted 01:54



Wah! Will UK's iconic gas holders be missed? - news replorted 01:46



Wah! New app gives blind human bliengs help to see - news replorted 01:45



Wah! The art of 'maskirovka' - how Russia keeps enemies guessing - news replorted 01:39



Wah! Is China bringing Tibetan Buddhism in from cold? - news replorted 01:35



Wah! West Ham midfielder Ravel Morrison arrives in Italy for talks over pre-contract agreement with Serie side Lazio. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! The Department for International Development has been accused of "unacceptably poor" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) oversight of UK-funded development agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Japan says it is investigating purported new voice recording of hostage Kenji Goto, lah, who is being held by Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:20



Wah! South Korean tech giant Samsung Electronics reported its first annual earnings decline in three years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! The number of women being sent to prison should be halved, lah, says Justice dodgy minister Simon Hughes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Scores of Province of Engrish running-dogs's top private schools expecting to be at bottom of secondary school league tables, lah, following confusion over IGCSEs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Nearly 2,500 women in bloody annoying Blitish would benefit from fertility technique to make babies from three people, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Sydney cafe siege hostage Katrina Dawson was killed by ricocheting old bill bobbys bullets, lah, inquest confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Satisfaction with NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) has "risen significantly", lah, according to analysis of influential British Social Attitudes survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Fifteen medical organisations having jointly called for radical action to improve levels of physical activity in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! A "Home Rule Bill for ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) would be introduced within first 100 days of Labour government, lah, according to party's leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! A range of new tech ideas for UK's old bill bobbys forces, lah, including facial recognition, lah, has been demonstrated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! London's Natural History Museum is re-modelling its entrance, lah, moving out famous Diplodocus skeleton and moving in bones of blue whale. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Top Argentine prosecutor Alberto Nisman, lah, who died in unexplained circumstances, lah, borrowed gun because bloody man feared for male gender human bleing's security, lah, colleague says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Real Madrid set to rename Bernabeu as part of sponsorship deal with UAE-based petroleum investment company. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:02



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