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Customer Letter: 1521 / 1528
David says...
SKODA SUPERBIt is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a car from Ling. The old boys network may not like it, but Ling is the best. Dealer quite excellent – the guy who delivered the car was top notch.

David Warden
Address Withheld
Lincoln
LN2 ***


Editor Note: DC, you are a top Executive Officer at the Department for Work and Pensions, so I have withheld your address for extra security. Thanks so much for those comments, you are a sage I think. Or a Mandarin, or something. The Skoda Superb is a brilliant car, my sister has a new one in China, and loves it. Hope it gives you two years of fantastic motoring. I pass your comments to dealer, thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1511 / 1528
James says...
MAZDA 2Ling is very competitive and provides an excellent user friendly service. Every stage of the contract hire process is supported and you know exactly what is happening throughout. I will certainly be using LINGsCARS when this contract expires in 3 years time. Dealer Service – Average – My Mazda 2 arrived later than expected, no basic instruction on things like petrol release! Very quick turn around.

James Flint
16 Bakers Way
Hednesford
Cannock
WS12 4XZ


Editor Note: Whoa, I have given this supplier a kick, Jim. They should deliver cars properly, even though they will assume you know where the petrol release is. Glad you liked my process, it works pretty well, huh? See you in 3 years for a replacement car, hopefully :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1504 / 1528
Rose says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERYAnother fantastic transaction from Ling. No hold ups, an time as advised, always kept in the picture, wonderful service. Dealer service for my new Discovery – Excellent.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Another fantastic customer :) Hahaha. Rose, you are always fantastic to deal with, thanks so much for choosing me again for the Disco. Look forward to the next one, etc. Top Midlands customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1491 / 1528
David says...
PEUGEOT 207Well done Ling, you did it! You managed to get us our car in just over a week! What fast and efficient service. I look forward to doing business with you again. You always deliver what you say you will. Thanks. Good delivery of my new Peugeot 207, car delivered when they said. Only one bad point is that I only got 1 key for the car.

David Hallam
Wise Software (uk) Ltd
Mill Farm
Mill Lane, Saxilby
Lincoln
LN1 2HN


Editor Note: Brilliantly fast, eh? Not everyone can have a car in just one week, though. Depends on the supply. You only get one key on these cars because they are just one year deals and the company has experienced large costs from customers losing the second key. You can always get additional keys cut if required. Enjoy the 207, David, it was great to deal with you! You are a good repeat customer :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1482 / 1528
Gillian says...
FORD FIESTAHi Ling, I looked at many lease car web sites for the best deals. LingsCars was the best for my new Ford Fiesta. I love it, after all the paperwork was done a new Fiesta was on my drive - that easy. My husband was not sure about the colour (pink) but I love it, I love it. Thank you. It was delivered at the time arranged no problems. Thank you.

Gillian Forrest
Paul Forrest Transport Ltd
4 Cameo Drive
Stourbridge
West Midlands
DY8 4AU


Editor Note: Hahahaha, the pink colour (actually the really great Hot Magenta) will mean you keep your husband out of the car. It changes colour in sunlight! Great letter, thanks so much for being a super customer, Gillian. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1472 / 1528
Lisa says...
NISSAN QASHQAIExcellent service, communication was outstanding always knew exact status of delivery process. Excellent delivery of my new Qashqai.

Lisa Button
1 Sant Rd
West Heath
Birmingham
B31 3NJ


Editor Note: Hey, hey, and you are an accountant, Lisa. That means you will take time to find the very best financial option for your car. So, I am so pleased you chose me :) Thanks for being a great customer and enjoy that bloody Qashqai :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1456 / 1528
Nicholas says...
HYUNDAI I30Ling's service was first rate. The car was delivered on time and I was kept informed at all stages. This is not the first car I have leased and your service was far superior to the other company's. Nice noodles!!! Average dealer service, car was not clean inside on delivery.

Nicholas Stanley
12,portway Place
Cookley
Kidderminster
DY10 3UJ


Editor Note: I screamed at the damn dealer who did not clean the car properly. They are complete idiots. Sorry. Apart from that, the rest of the comments make me happy, thanks. Hope you love the Hyundai i30. These are underrated cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1450 / 1528
Lee says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOExcellent service from Ling and her team. There is no lease company out there that has got their business right like Ling. I recommend anyone after a lease this is the place to contact. Thanks very much I'll be back soon. Excellent delivery - on time. Service was good. I have no complaints about the whole process.

Lee James
868 Coventry Rd
Small Heath
Birmingham
B10 0TZ


Editor Note: Sciroccos are great cars! So happy you had excellent service. As you are in the car trade, I appreciate your business and that you find my prices the cheapest. Enjoy the sporty VW! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1447 / 1528
Caroline says...
NISSAN QASHQAIThe service, understanding and knowledge LINGsCARS offer their clients is top notch. From visiting the website to taking delivery of my new Nissan Qashqai, my experience was a great one. Just really easy, extremely efficient and very helpful, truly unique, I would say and fun.

The website is fantastic. It was brilliant and made my life much easier, being able to share documents and progress with my husband who was thousands of miles away. I've tried hard to think of areas you could improve or any constructive criticism but I really can't think of any at all. Keep up the great work, I recommend you to everyone!

Delivery excellent and a very nice, helpful, considerate delivery man.

Caroline Petts
21 Badger Road
Tytherington
Macclesfield
SK10 2EW


Editor Note: Caroline, well, thanks. Read David's letter (below) about his Audi and you will see part of the delivery service is down to the manufacturer. Even so, it is a very kind letter you write, thanks. Super customer and we had a super chat online. I particularly like the fact that your husband could join in from abroad on LINGO. No other leasing company (or UK car sales company or dealer) enables this, and I take advantage of it myself by doing tons of work at Christmas, from my mum and dad's house in China. Great, eh? Glad you are so happy with the process and the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1437 / 1528
Richard says...
AUDI A3Service from Ling was always very good. Staff were courteous, the only downside was the delivery slipping, however I can say that Ling did everything possible, where the dealer fell down. The continuous slipping of dates for my A3 made it very difficult to sell my old car etc. Would have expected a hire car.

Richard Gauld
63 Drillfeild Road
Northwich
CW9 5HU


Editor Note: Well, it was not the dealer, Ric, it was Audi in Germany. Frankly the UK dealers are blameless in this. There has been such a demand for A3s (and TTs and Golfs), the factories could not cope - and with the strong Euro, UK build slots were diverted to European slots to maximise profits for Audi. This was very annoying and has affected most Audi customers all over the UK (retail customers and my customers alike). You are not the only one to be annoyed, every Audi dealer in the UK has been pulling their hair out. Reason no hire car was possible is that Audi did not give any support to the dealers, hence everyone was out of pocket (due to cashflow). Grrrr. What else can I say, except - bloody Germans! Glad you differentiate between my service, and Audi's service. Thanks :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1431 / 1528
Victoria says...
JEEP WRANGLERLing, thank you for an excellent efficient service. The whole process of getting my new Jeep Wrangler was fantastic. Well done. Excellent delivery.

Victoria R*****
3 **** *****
Sprotbrough
Doncaster
DN5 ***


Editor Note: What a car, Vicky! What a price! This is a hell of a lot of car for the price of a posh Fiesta! A 2.8 TD engine, top of the range Sahara Unlimited and how butch are those wheels? You could be in California :) Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1429 / 1528
Tamar says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOThe whole process from start to finish has been super professional with added crazy humour! I have thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated your quick and witty management and responses. Far more exciting than the usual stuffy and serious protocol most companies use. It should be exciting getting a new car and it was! Thanks to you! Although a delayed delivery, very good so far!

Tamar Carpenter
25 Queen Victoria Drive
Swadlincote
DE11 0LA


Editor Note: I looked at this, and the delivery was delayed due to nits at Lombard/RBS who managed to suddenly decide to pull out of the market and who delayed the paperwork to allow the supplier to release the car for delivery. Typical. The RBS are entirely hopeless lately. Pity all their Jam Jar customers who got left in the lurch. But... despite that, you seem 100% happy, Tae! How good is that! You have a super car (Grande Punto Sporting), super fast model, super cheap price. Great. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1410 / 1528
Kevan says...
CITROEN C5Ling's as mad as a box of frogs but gets the job done! This is the second time I have used her service and it was very smooth, always kept informed by her excellent LINGO online communication system and have recommended her service to my clients. Only negative is I didn't like some of the sweets she sent LOL! Excellent delivery of my new Citroen C5.

Kevan Silverthorne
9 Henley Avenue
Cheadlehulme
Cheadle, Cheshire
SK8 6DP


Editor Note: Kevan, I have never seen a box of frogs, but boiled in chilli oil or barbecued, frogs are very delicious animals. You are a great multiple renting customer and I look forward to seeing you back AGAIN in a couple of years! Enjoy the C5! LOL indeed... the sweets are collectors items, not designed to be eaten, nit! Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1402 / 1528
Matthew says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOLing why don't you leave a bag of dog poo on the big companies door step and set it on fire so when they stamp it out they get dog muck on their shoe! YOU ROCK!!!!

Good delivery of my Scirocco, very good and polite.

Matthew Rigby
3 Gwenbrook Ave
Chilwell, Beeston
Nottingham
NG9 4BA


Editor Note: Hahaha! That may be going a bit too far, even from me. Many of the big companies actually resemble a bag of dog poo, how did you know this? Even so, we had a great time, Matt, and I am glad you seem to love the Scirocco. As a heating and ventilation engineer, I have to say you blew hot and cold. Hahaha! :) Hope the Scirocco aircon works, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1399 / 1528
Nicholas says...
 Excellent website and generally seem to have the best prices- even when sourcing something not on the standard list – beat all the other quotes I had. LINGO is a fantastic way of keeping in touch, everything in one place. Staff very friendly. I have no complaints at all – why use one of those miserable other leasing companies?

Excellent delivery, excellent service - clean car, on time etc. Showed me all the controls. And fitted mats!!

Nicholas Parnell
20 Balmoral Crescent
Lodge Moor
Sheffield
S10 4NE


Editor Note: Hahaha, exactly, all the rest are miserable buggers, eh? We had great fun and as you are an IT manager for a major bank I appreciate the comments about my secure LINGO system :) Enjoy the VERY fast 210bhp Golf, mind the speed cameras! The postman even ripped your letter, it was sent so fast... or was that you? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1397 / 1528
Prem says...
 Got the car with no hassle, with a progress report on the internet either via e-mail or logging onto my details on the Ling website. Ling is great and she does not mess around, straight to the point, what you see is what you get. If you want a no nonsense deal with clear pricing then Ling is the only person you need to contact.

Good delivery, the delivery man took the time to explain the Citroen C2.

Prem Kora
94 Essington Way
Eastfield
Wolverhampton
WV1 2NN


Editor Note: Prem, you have the longest name of any customer I have ever had: "Prem Earth Pal Singh Kora". How fantastic! You were brilliant, funny and a delight to chat to. I love having so many bloody foreigners to deal with, it is like the United Nations here sometimes :) Hahaha, I think everyone except Chinese is a bloody foreigner! Go drive the car, a very cheap bargain, this C2 costs less than a budget pizza buy one get one free at Dominos. Good choice! Thanks for letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1383 / 1528
Dan says...
AUDI A3We just got our third car (in 3 years), an Audi A3, from Ling, all have been without problems. Even though it's internet-based and we have never met, we feel we are dealing with a person, we know that person is contactable, and we know that person cares about US. Highly recommended, like service used to be. Excellent delivery from Ling and the dealer, they do exactly what it says on the tin!

Dan Pearce
Telecetera Ltd
Carden Close
Worcester
WR1 2AR


Editor Note: Dan, you are super-excellent repeating customer and also a telecommunications IT specialist. Of course I care about you :) So I am glad you love my systems and service. I am very pleased with your letter. Looking forward to number 4 car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1380 / 1528
Dominic says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOFast, friendly personal service. Any questions answered promptly. Definitely use Ling again. Good delivery and good correspondence with details of contract.

Dominic Hanmer
Address Withheld
Stone
ST15 ***


Editor Note: Super duper, Dom. I withhold your address as you work in prison service, I don't want you getting your prisoner's mates knocking on your door. So pleased you are happy chappy with the new Citroen C3 Picasso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1378 / 1528
Stuart says...
FORD FIESTAThe car was delivered this morning at 1045. It had been driven from Chester and was showing 210 miles when I took possession and documented on the delivery note. Although it was rain splattered it was generally clean with only one very very minor mark on the front offside wing which is not worth sorting.

I have to say that this has been a painless and stress free exercise for my first venture into leasing. This has been because your website is most informative though 'wacky' (which helps). The constant exchange of information in the Lingo area has answered all my questions honestly and promptly.

I don't really see how the process could be made any easier.

Thank you for making the process simple and easy. I will have no hesitation in recommending your services to family, friends and indeed anybody who speaks to me about leasing a vehicle. At this moment in time I look forward to the next vehicle we lease through you. Thank you again.

Stuart McCluskey
Address Withheld
Barton Upon Humber
DN18 ***


Editor Note: Wow! What a great letter from you Stu, you are brilliant for writing that! At first I thought you were giving me a statement for the court! It is lovely to be pain and stress-free, maybe I should rename my business Radox Leasing :) Go and have a drive and tell me what you think. These Fiestas are great cars! I withhold your address for security as you are a bobby and I don't want those pesky criminals annoying you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1370 / 1528
Rebecca says...
 What an absolutely fantastic service. Fun and relaxed throughout and thoroughly informative. Really prompt responses and processed application very quickly. Would recommend Ling and this service to anyone and have done several times since receiving the car. Thank you so much! Excellent delivery.

Rebecca Fitt
Address Withheld
Coalville
LE67 ***


Editor Note: No, no, thank YOU, Becky! You have a fantastic Astra SRi fast-as-hell Sporthatch now to pose around in. As you are in a very sensitive job, due to terrorist threat, I withhold your address. Hope you enjoy the car. Thanks for lovely letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1367 / 1528
Jacqueline says...
 I would like to thank you for a stress free time organising a new lease car. Your website is a bit mad! But your LINGO message system is excellent and you respond very quickly to every message. You also don't charge a fee (unlike the previous company I used) - How do you do it? Delivery was when they said, but the expected date was nearly a month earlier.

Jacqueline Lee
24 Whitehill Lane
Selly Oak
Birmingham
B29 4QF


Editor Note: Very easily! Those fees are a complete rip-off and the companies who charge them are just raking in extra profit at the customer's expense. You have a lovely new Mini Cooper. The delivery was affected by the factory shutdown at Mini, due to the credit crunch - BMW chose to save money by suspending production. Not a lot I could do about that, sorry. If they don't build them, I can't deliver them. Dealer was just as frustrated as you and me. However, you have your car at last and it's fantastic. I really like those fast Minis. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Wah! We invite all our jurors and other attending media to World LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards champagne media reception at Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate stand ( - news replorted 11:18



Wah! Former Guantanamo Bay detainee Moazzam Begg has seven terror charges against him dropped, lah, including allegation that bloody man attended training camp in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation footage recalls some of highs and lows for David Cameron and Conservative Party over last 12 months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish manufacturing sector grew at its slowest pace for 17 months in September as result of strong pound and weakness in eurozone, lah, survey indicates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:01



Wah! Vauxhall Motors has revisited its Lifetime Warranty programme.  From first number-one-month 2015, lah, all Vlauxhall cars and vans will carry - news replorted 11:00



Wah! The new Jagluar XE Jagluar XE redefines concept of sports saloon and will be driver’s LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in its class. Eating rice!! Its lightweight cons - news replorted 11:00



Wah! New ŠKODA Fabia Combi Raise curtain for new ŠKODA Fabia Combi: at this year’s Paris Motor Show, lah, new ŠKODA Fabia Combi celebrates i - news replorted 10:58



Wah! School playground reportedly shelled in eastern Ukraine city of Donetsk, lah, four human bliengs killed, lah, - news replorted 10:55



Wah! Kurtz WSA SHARK Helmets has released three new graphics early in preview to its 2015 collection that will be launched later in t - news replorted 10:41



Wah! Rescue workers in Japan recover 12 more bodies from Mount Ontake, lah, bringing to 48 number of those killed by Saturday's surprise volcanic eruption. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! From Wednesday some human bliengs who using landline phones will need to include area code when making local calls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! The DVLA’s changes to road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu tax system implemented from today (1st October) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! could cause problems for motorists and in - news replorted 10:27



Wah! Euro NCAP announced today safety ratings for C4 Cactus, lah, V-Class and X-Trail - news replorted 10:27



Wah! Mitsubishi Shogun Mlitslublishli Shogun range has bold new front end styling, lah, as model year 2015 goes on sale, lah, distinguished by deeper - news replorted 10:26



Wah! Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, has launched series of free webinars, lah, seminars, lah, and resources, lah, aimed at helping small - news replorted 10:25



Wah! October’s Tyre Safety Month is clock time result when bloody annoying Blitish tyre industry joins together to focus on importance of tyres and - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Extreme skiers Jean-Philippe Auclair and Carl Andreas Fransson having died in avalanche in southern Chile, lah, officials confirm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:14



Wah! Researchers capture social spread of new type of tool using in wild population of chimps for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs head coach Stuart Lancaster has signed new contract with RFU that will keep him in job until 2020. - news replorted 10:03



Wah! The killer of EastEnders character Lucy Beale is to be unmasked during special live broadcast to mark soap's 30th anniversary next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Why is it seen as unusual to munchy-munchee certain animals? - news replorted 09:56



Wah! The French government says it will reduce its budget deficit to below EU threshold of 3% of GDP by 2017, lah, two years later than promised. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:55



Wah! A search gets under way after man with head injury goes missing from hospital in Carmarthen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! South African soap fans cut off from country's most popular programme following rainy coldddd month August sacking of its entire cast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! The Ministry of Defence announces major contract to support management of naval base on Clyde as well as others in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! A teenage girl from Bristol who is feared to be on flemale human person's way to Syria may having "self-radicalised" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) online, lah, friends of flemale human person's family say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Music videos shown online to be given age ratings in same way films are, lah, in new pilot scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:36



Wah! A security capitalist entity says hackers using malicious links connected to Cheryl Cole's name more than any other celebrity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Michael van der Mark One month after securing 2014 World Supersport championship, lah, Pata Honda’s Michael van der Mark is heading to Magny-C - news replorted 09:21



Wah! Former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic makes male gender human bleing's final defence statements at Hague where bloody man stands accused of worst atrocities during Balkans conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! A security operation near Crossmaglen in County Armagh, lah, close to Irish border, lah, is continuing into second day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:05



Wah! RAF jets fired four missiles at Islamic State vehicling driving car machines in Iraq ovrenight, lah, Ministry of Defence says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah! For first clock time result Motability drivers can getting behind wheel of exciting all-new Mlitslublishli Outlander PHEV – c - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Mitsubishi Motors in bloody annoying Blitish is going from strength to strength. Announced today whole host of special offers avail - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Hate crime (shoud shoot them) against Muslims in London (capital of Great England) has risen by 65% over last 12 months, lah, Metropolitan old bill bobbys figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! The Great Satan administration will play role in fresh talks to resolve outstanding issues in Northern Ireland, lah, says Irish dodgy minister for Bloody foreign affairs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:47



Wah! William Hague tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that Conservative party donor Arron Banks, lah, who is set to defect to UKIP, lah, is "not senior figure in this party". - news replorted 08:25



Wah! The Ministry of Defence awards RMB Yuan #3.2bn of contracts to support management of bloody annoying Blitish naval bases, lah, securing 7,500 jobs - news replorted 08:17



Wah! Dozens of firefighters work throughout night to tackle fire at Leeds city centre nightclub. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 08:10



Wah! Conservative Party donor Arron Banks is set to announce bloody man is joining UKIp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 08:03



Wah! At least 12 human bliengs having died after two passenger trains collided in northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh, lah, railway officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:47



Wah! A capitalist entity that plans to drill for shale gas in County Fermanagh says it will take legal action to challenge termination of its licence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers says Daniel Sturridge will not be fit for Province of Engrish running-dogs duty this month even if bloody man returns for male gender human bleing's club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! An eight-year row over spelling of Powys village has led to council reinstating "t" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in its name. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:39



Wah! New RMB Yuan #1m project enables veterans to help colleagues experiencing problems in society. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:26



Wah! RAF jets having carried out their first strikes on Islamic State targets in Iraq, lah, attacking "heavy weapon position" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and armed pick-up truck. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Tesco says it has been notified by Financial Conduct Authority that it is under investigation following its admission that it overstated its half-year profit guidance by RMB Yuan #250m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Sainsbury's has reported fall in sales for third quarter in row as supermarket price wars begin to take their toll. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of teenager Alice Gross confirm case is now murder inquiry after body is found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:06



Wah! old bill bobbys searching for missing 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Alice Gross confirm they having found body in River Brent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:06



Wah! The Legend Returns: Plugleot 208 GTi 30th To commemorate 30 years of Plugleot GTi, lah, new TV commercial has been produced that incorporates some of footage - news replorted 07:00



Wah! PEUGEOT 208 GTi 30th Plugleot is reinterpreting hot hatch with more radical version of 208 GTi, lah, 30 years after original 205 GTi - news replorted 07:00



Wah! GP services across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep need to be boosted as more human bliengs suffer chronic disease, lah, chief medical officer warns in flemale human person's annual report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:43



Wah! As many in United Kingdom still find it difficult to see how more powers might be handed over to bloody Engrish regions, lah, British Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters having been looking to Germany, lah, as one example of successful federal system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:40



Wah! Medical experts warn that cancer services in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers under severe pressure amid health budget cuts and growing demand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:35



Wah! Crowds gather on streets of Hong Kong - news replorted 06:25



Wah! A number of staff at Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum count were replaced during proceedings because of their behaviour, lah, it emerges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:20



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:12



Wah! Clive Myrie reports from Kurdish front line in Iraq where Peshmerga fighting IS with weapons they say not up to job. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 06:09



Wah! Players and fans still struggling to convince themselves they belong in Europe's elite, lah, says chief silly kick-kick game writer Phil McNulty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:52



Wah! By end of year, lah, expect to see 12, lah, 15 or 18 on music videos you tellibly lovely custlingmer watch online as age ratings introduced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:52



Wah! The International Criminal Court (ICC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has rejected request by Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta to postpone hearing on 8 October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! David Cameron will vow to protect NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs from cuts for five years in male gender human bleing's closing speech to Tory conference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! At least seven human bliengs dead after two separate bomb attacks targeted buses carrying troops in Afghan capital Kabul. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:54



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama rode in lift with armed security contractor who had assault convictions, lah, in another security lapse, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:05



Wah! Pilot triage clinics being funded to help tackle Ebola epidemic in Sierra Leone, lah, bloody annoying Blitish officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:04



Wah! A man has become first case of Ebola to be diagnosed on Great Satan soil, lah, as health officials try to trace everyone bloody man was in contact with. - news replorted 04:00



Wah! Indian Prime dodgy minister Narenda Modi and Great Satan President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama looking to expand economic ties following meeting at White House. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:49



Wah! Daniel Crespo, lah, mayor of California suburb Bell Gardens, lah, was shot dead and male gender human bleing's wife taken into custody following argument at couple's home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! Legal changes increasing inheritance rights of human bliengs whose spouses or civil partners die without making will come into force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:37



Wah! The Discovery Centre, lah, RMB Yuan #26m medical research facility at Dundee University, lah, is to be opened by Royal Society president Sir Paul Nurse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:33



Wah! Mexico's attorney general has charged three soldiers with murder during shootout with 22 alleged gang members on 30 June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:49



Wah! Eighties pop legends Spandau Ballet perform some of their greatest hits at premiere of film about their at times turbulent career. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A law that makes it easier to declare missing human bliengs dead comes into force in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep on Wednesday after long campaign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! An Oklahoma man accused of beheading female colleague after being fired from male gender human bleing's job has been charged with first-degree murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Youth Employment secretary Angela Constance is launching flemale human person's bid to be SNP deputy leader with focus on making case for independence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:16



Wah! Are Great Satan fraternities doing enough to stop campus rape? - news replorted 01:16



Wah! Local landline calls in Aberdeen area and four other bloody annoying Blitish cities now require area code to be dialled under changes aimed at freeing up more numbers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Microsoft has disclosed first details of Windows 10 - its next operating system (OS). - news replorted 01:15



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of missing 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, schoolgirl Alice Gross find body in west London (capital of Great England) river. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:02



Wah! Female comics enjoying surge in popularity with audiences flocking to see acts including Miranda Hart and Sarah Millican, lah, according to set of new findings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Tom and Jerry cartoons on television being accompanied by warning that they may depict scenes of "racial prejudice". - news replorted 00:37



Wah! There warnings that lack of higher education in some parts of Province of Engrish running-dogs could hamper growth of local economies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! The mystery of Connie Converse, lah, original singer-songwriter - news replorted 00:22



Wah! How Iraqis using comedy to tackle fear of Islamic State - news replorted 00:21



Wah! US yoga practitioners insist it isn't primarily about fitness. Eating rice!! But definition can be flexible. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Two Dalit widows appointed priests at temple in south-west India, lah, in rare move for country where caste prejudice is still rife. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! One photographer's take on 1960s Britain - news replorted 00:10



Wah! How legalising same sex unions changed lives for one gay couple - news replorted 00:08



Wah! How Bosnia is helping Cyprus find peace - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Councils in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep being overwhelmed with requests to ensure human rights of vulnerable human bliengs not being abused. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! A man strangled male gender human bleing's 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, pregnant girlfriend to death with scarf "to teach flemale human person's lesson", lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Younger bowel cancer patients should be offered genetic test to screen for rare condition linked to higher risk of cancer, lah, say bloody annoying Blitish researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Government measures to reduce sale of cheap alcohol having been criticised by health researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Norway is best place to be old, lah, according to index of quality of later life in published on UN's International Day of Older Persons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The AA complains that new vehicling driving car machine tax system will provide government with extra revenue, lah, as some cars will, lah, in effect, lah, be taxed twice - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Test your as really velly special customer's knowledge of changes affecting finances on 1 Octoblinger - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs funny shape ball-game Union hails another year of record investment in game as it publishes its annual report for 2014. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! After 93 years, lah, motorists won’t having to display paper tax disc from today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Honda  reveals new-look Swindon-built CR-V at Paris Motor Show Rondla (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will this week using Paris Motor Show to reavealingly showing Great Satan its new-look CR-V. - news replorted 00:01



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