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Customer Letter: 1521 / 1528
David says...
SKODA SUPERBIt is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a car from Ling. The old boys network may not like it, but Ling is the best. Dealer quite excellent – the guy who delivered the car was top notch.

David Warden
Address Withheld
Lincoln
LN2 ***


Editor Note: DC, you are a top Executive Officer at the Department for Work and Pensions, so I have withheld your address for extra security. Thanks so much for those comments, you are a sage I think. Or a Mandarin, or something. The Skoda Superb is a brilliant car, my sister has a new one in China, and loves it. Hope it gives you two years of fantastic motoring. I pass your comments to dealer, thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1511 / 1528
James says...
MAZDA 2Ling is very competitive and provides an excellent user friendly service. Every stage of the contract hire process is supported and you know exactly what is happening throughout. I will certainly be using LINGsCARS when this contract expires in 3 years time. Dealer Service – Average – My Mazda 2 arrived later than expected, no basic instruction on things like petrol release! Very quick turn around.

James Flint
16 Bakers Way
Hednesford
Cannock
WS12 4XZ


Editor Note: Whoa, I have given this supplier a kick, Jim. They should deliver cars properly, even though they will assume you know where the petrol release is. Glad you liked my process, it works pretty well, huh? See you in 3 years for a replacement car, hopefully :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1504 / 1528
Rose says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERYAnother fantastic transaction from Ling. No hold ups, an time as advised, always kept in the picture, wonderful service. Dealer service for my new Discovery – Excellent.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Another fantastic customer :) Hahaha. Rose, you are always fantastic to deal with, thanks so much for choosing me again for the Disco. Look forward to the next one, etc. Top Midlands customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1491 / 1528
David says...
 Well done Ling, you did it! You managed to get us our car in just over a week! What fast and efficient service. I look forward to doing business with you again. You always deliver what you say you will. Thanks. Good delivery of my new Peugeot 207, car delivered when they said. Only one bad point is that I only got 1 key for the car.

David Hallam
Wise Software (uk) Ltd
Mill Farm
Mill Lane, Saxilby
Lincoln
LN1 2HN


Editor Note: Brilliantly fast, eh? Not everyone can have a car in just one week, though. Depends on the supply. You only get one key on these cars because they are just one year deals and the company has experienced large costs from customers losing the second key. You can always get additional keys cut if required. Enjoy the 207, David, it was great to deal with you! You are a good repeat customer :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1482 / 1528
Gillian says...
FORD FIESTAHi Ling, I looked at many lease car web sites for the best deals. LingsCars was the best for my new Ford Fiesta. I love it, after all the paperwork was done a new Fiesta was on my drive - that easy. My husband was not sure about the colour (pink) but I love it, I love it. Thank you. It was delivered at the time arranged no problems. Thank you.

Gillian Forrest
Paul Forrest Transport Ltd
4 Cameo Drive
Stourbridge
West Midlands
DY8 4AU


Editor Note: Hahahaha, the pink colour (actually the really great Hot Magenta) will mean you keep your husband out of the car. It changes colour in sunlight! Great letter, thanks so much for being a super customer, Gillian. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1472 / 1528
Lisa says...
NISSAN QASHQAIExcellent service, communication was outstanding always knew exact status of delivery process. Excellent delivery of my new Qashqai.

Lisa Button
1 Sant Rd
West Heath
Birmingham
B31 3NJ


Editor Note: Hey, hey, and you are an accountant, Lisa. That means you will take time to find the very best financial option for your car. So, I am so pleased you chose me :) Thanks for being a great customer and enjoy that bloody Qashqai :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1456 / 1528
Nicholas says...
HYUNDAI I30Ling's service was first rate. The car was delivered on time and I was kept informed at all stages. This is not the first car I have leased and your service was far superior to the other company's. Nice noodles!!! Average dealer service, car was not clean inside on delivery.

Nicholas Stanley
12,portway Place
Cookley
Kidderminster
DY10 3UJ


Editor Note: I screamed at the damn dealer who did not clean the car properly. They are complete idiots. Sorry. Apart from that, the rest of the comments make me happy, thanks. Hope you love the Hyundai i30. These are underrated cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1450 / 1528
Lee says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOExcellent service from Ling and her team. There is no lease company out there that has got their business right like Ling. I recommend anyone after a lease this is the place to contact. Thanks very much I'll be back soon. Excellent delivery - on time. Service was good. I have no complaints about the whole process.

Lee James
868 Coventry Rd
Small Heath
Birmingham
B10 0TZ


Editor Note: Sciroccos are great cars! So happy you had excellent service. As you are in the car trade, I appreciate your business and that you find my prices the cheapest. Enjoy the sporty VW! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1447 / 1528
Caroline says...
NISSAN QASHQAIThe service, understanding and knowledge LINGsCARS offer their clients is top notch. From visiting the website to taking delivery of my new Nissan Qashqai, my experience was a great one. Just really easy, extremely efficient and very helpful, truly unique, I would say and fun.

The website is fantastic. It was brilliant and made my life much easier, being able to share documents and progress with my husband who was thousands of miles away. I've tried hard to think of areas you could improve or any constructive criticism but I really can't think of any at all. Keep up the great work, I recommend you to everyone!

Delivery excellent and a very nice, helpful, considerate delivery man.

Caroline Petts
21 Badger Road
Tytherington
Macclesfield
SK10 2EW


Editor Note: Caroline, well, thanks. Read David's letter (below) about his Audi and you will see part of the delivery service is down to the manufacturer. Even so, it is a very kind letter you write, thanks. Super customer and we had a super chat online. I particularly like the fact that your husband could join in from abroad on LINGO. No other leasing company (or UK car sales company or dealer) enables this, and I take advantage of it myself by doing tons of work at Christmas, from my mum and dad's house in China. Great, eh? Glad you are so happy with the process and the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1437 / 1528
Richard says...
 Service from Ling was always very good. Staff were courteous, the only downside was the delivery slipping, however I can say that Ling did everything possible, where the dealer fell down. The continuous slipping of dates for my A3 made it very difficult to sell my old car etc. Would have expected a hire car.

Richard Gauld
63 Drillfeild Road
Northwich
CW9 5HU


Editor Note: Well, it was not the dealer, Ric, it was Audi in Germany. Frankly the UK dealers are blameless in this. There has been such a demand for A3s (and TTs and Golfs), the factories could not cope - and with the strong Euro, UK build slots were diverted to European slots to maximise profits for Audi. This was very annoying and has affected most Audi customers all over the UK (retail customers and my customers alike). You are not the only one to be annoyed, every Audi dealer in the UK has been pulling their hair out. Reason no hire car was possible is that Audi did not give any support to the dealers, hence everyone was out of pocket (due to cashflow). Grrrr. What else can I say, except - bloody Germans! Glad you differentiate between my service, and Audi's service. Thanks :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1431 / 1528
Victoria says...
JEEP WRANGLERLing, thank you for an excellent efficient service. The whole process of getting my new Jeep Wrangler was fantastic. Well done. Excellent delivery.

Victoria R*****
3 **** *****
Sprotbrough
Doncaster
DN5 ***


Editor Note: What a car, Vicky! What a price! This is a hell of a lot of car for the price of a posh Fiesta! A 2.8 TD engine, top of the range Sahara Unlimited and how butch are those wheels? You could be in California :) Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1429 / 1528
Tamar says...
 The whole process from start to finish has been super professional with added crazy humour! I have thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated your quick and witty management and responses. Far more exciting than the usual stuffy and serious protocol most companies use. It should be exciting getting a new car and it was! Thanks to you! Although a delayed delivery, very good so far!

Tamar Carpenter
25 Queen Victoria Drive
Swadlincote
DE11 0LA


Editor Note: I looked at this, and the delivery was delayed due to nits at Lombard/RBS who managed to suddenly decide to pull out of the market and who delayed the paperwork to allow the supplier to release the car for delivery. Typical. The RBS are entirely hopeless lately. Pity all their Jam Jar customers who got left in the lurch. But... despite that, you seem 100% happy, Tae! How good is that! You have a super car (Grande Punto Sporting), super fast model, super cheap price. Great. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1410 / 1528
Kevan says...
CITROEN C5Ling's as mad as a box of frogs but gets the job done! This is the second time I have used her service and it was very smooth, always kept informed by her excellent LINGO online communication system and have recommended her service to my clients. Only negative is I didn't like some of the sweets she sent LOL! Excellent delivery of my new Citroen C5.

Kevan Silverthorne
9 Henley Avenue
Cheadlehulme
Cheadle, Cheshire
SK8 6DP


Editor Note: Kevan, I have never seen a box of frogs, but boiled in chilli oil or barbecued, frogs are very delicious animals. You are a great multiple renting customer and I look forward to seeing you back AGAIN in a couple of years! Enjoy the C5! LOL indeed... the sweets are collectors items, not designed to be eaten, nit! Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1402 / 1528
Matthew says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOLing why don't you leave a bag of dog poo on the big companies door step and set it on fire so when they stamp it out they get dog muck on their shoe! YOU ROCK!!!!

Good delivery of my Scirocco, very good and polite.

Matthew Rigby
3 Gwenbrook Ave
Chilwell, Beeston
Nottingham
NG9 4BA


Editor Note: Hahaha! That may be going a bit too far, even from me. Many of the big companies actually resemble a bag of dog poo, how did you know this? Even so, we had a great time, Matt, and I am glad you seem to love the Scirocco. As a heating and ventilation engineer, I have to say you blew hot and cold. Hahaha! :) Hope the Scirocco aircon works, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1399 / 1528
Nicholas says...
 Excellent website and generally seem to have the best prices- even when sourcing something not on the standard list – beat all the other quotes I had. LINGO is a fantastic way of keeping in touch, everything in one place. Staff very friendly. I have no complaints at all – why use one of those miserable other leasing companies?

Excellent delivery, excellent service - clean car, on time etc. Showed me all the controls. And fitted mats!!

Nicholas Parnell
20 Balmoral Crescent
Lodge Moor
Sheffield
S10 4NE


Editor Note: Hahaha, exactly, all the rest are miserable buggers, eh? We had great fun and as you are an IT manager for a major bank I appreciate the comments about my secure LINGO system :) Enjoy the VERY fast 210bhp Golf, mind the speed cameras! The postman even ripped your letter, it was sent so fast... or was that you? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1397 / 1528
Prem says...
 Got the car with no hassle, with a progress report on the internet either via e-mail or logging onto my details on the Ling website. Ling is great and she does not mess around, straight to the point, what you see is what you get. If you want a no nonsense deal with clear pricing then Ling is the only person you need to contact.

Good delivery, the delivery man took the time to explain the Citroen C2.

Prem Kora
ADDRESS WITHHELD
Wolverhampton
WV1 ***


Editor Note: Prem, you have the longest name of any customer I have ever had: "Prem Earth Pal Singh Kora". How fantastic! You were brilliant, funny and a delight to chat to. I love having so many bloody foreigners to deal with, it is like the United Nations here sometimes :) Hahaha, I think everyone except Chinese is a bloody foreigner! Go drive the car, a very cheap bargain, this C2 costs less than a budget pizza buy one get one free at Dominos. Good choice! Thanks for letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1383 / 1528
Dan says...
 We just got our third car (in 3 years), an Audi A3, from Ling, all have been without problems. Even though it's internet-based and we have never met, we feel we are dealing with a person, we know that person is contactable, and we know that person cares about US. Highly recommended, like service used to be. Excellent delivery from Ling and the dealer, they do exactly what it says on the tin!

Dan Pearce
Telecetera Ltd
Carden Close
Worcester
WR1 2AR


Editor Note: Dan, you are super-excellent repeating customer and also a telecommunications IT specialist. Of course I care about you :) So I am glad you love my systems and service. I am very pleased with your letter. Looking forward to number 4 car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1380 / 1528
Dominic says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOFast, friendly personal service. Any questions answered promptly. Definitely use Ling again. Good delivery and good correspondence with details of contract.

Dominic Hanmer
Address Withheld
Stone
ST15 ***


Editor Note: Super duper, Dom. I withhold your address as you work in prison service, I don't want you getting your prisoner's mates knocking on your door. So pleased you are happy chappy with the new Citroen C3 Picasso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1378 / 1528
Stuart says...
FORD FIESTAThe car was delivered this morning at 1045. It had been driven from Chester and was showing 210 miles when I took possession and documented on the delivery note. Although it was rain splattered it was generally clean with only one very very minor mark on the front offside wing which is not worth sorting.

I have to say that this has been a painless and stress free exercise for my first venture into leasing. This has been because your website is most informative though 'wacky' (which helps). The constant exchange of information in the Lingo area has answered all my questions honestly and promptly.

I don't really see how the process could be made any easier.

Thank you for making the process simple and easy. I will have no hesitation in recommending your services to family, friends and indeed anybody who speaks to me about leasing a vehicle. At this moment in time I look forward to the next vehicle we lease through you. Thank you again.

Stuart McCluskey
Address Withheld
Barton Upon Humber
DN18 ***


Editor Note: Wow! What a great letter from you Stu, you are brilliant for writing that! At first I thought you were giving me a statement for the court! It is lovely to be pain and stress-free, maybe I should rename my business Radox Leasing :) Go and have a drive and tell me what you think. These Fiestas are great cars! I withhold your address for security as you are a bobby and I don't want those pesky criminals annoying you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1370 / 1528
Rebecca says...
 What an absolutely fantastic service. Fun and relaxed throughout and thoroughly informative. Really prompt responses and processed application very quickly. Would recommend Ling and this service to anyone and have done several times since receiving the car. Thank you so much! Excellent delivery.

Rebecca Fitt
Address Withheld
Coalville
LE67 ***


Editor Note: No, no, thank YOU, Becky! You have a fantastic Astra SRi fast-as-hell Sporthatch now to pose around in. As you are in a very sensitive job, due to terrorist threat, I withhold your address. Hope you enjoy the car. Thanks for lovely letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1367 / 1528
Jacqueline says...
 I would like to thank you for a stress free time organising a new lease car. Your website is a bit mad! But your LINGO message system is excellent and you respond very quickly to every message. You also don't charge a fee (unlike the previous company I used) - How do you do it? Delivery was when they said, but the expected date was nearly a month earlier.

Jacqueline Lee
24 Whitehill Lane
Selly Oak
Birmingham
B29 4QF


Editor Note: Very easily! Those fees are a complete rip-off and the companies who charge them are just raking in extra profit at the customer's expense. You have a lovely new Mini Cooper. The delivery was affected by the factory shutdown at Mini, due to the credit crunch - BMW chose to save money by suspending production. Not a lot I could do about that, sorry. If they don't build them, I can't deliver them. Dealer was just as frustrated as you and me. However, you have your car at last and it's fantastic. I really like those fast Minis. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
 Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Wah! The earliest evidence of cancer in human fossil record has been discovered in South Africa, lah, say researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:39



Wah! A father accused of imprisoning male gender human bleing's daughter in Saudi Arabia has said bloody man was "trying to help" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) her, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:30



Wah! Vauxhall combined with Wirral Evolutions to make great team On Friday 8th July, lah, employees from Vauxhall’s Ellesmere Port Manufacturing Engineering (ME) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! department donated working - news replorted 14:29



Wah! Liam Fox has been talking about EU customs union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! Why does it matter? - news replorted 14:10



Wah! The BBC's Colin Paterson takes look at how Beatrix Potter has created multi-million pound tourist industry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:47



Wah! The All-New Wlokswaglon Crafter clear objective when designing and engineering all-new Crafter was to produce clustomler-focused transport solut - news replorted 13:26



Wah! Ferarri Passione at Silverstone Ferrari North Europe is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce Ferrari Passione event at Silverstone, lah, on 23-24 September, lah, with 2 days o - news replorted 13:16



Wah! A seven-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl dies after elephant throws stone that hits flemale human person's head in Moroccan zoo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:09



Wah! Scientists say that having just hour of exercise day may help undo damage of sitting at desk all day. You give me happy happy luck luck. Here five tips on how to be more active without having to go anywhere near gym. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:07



Wah! German Chancellor Angela Merkel rejects calls to change flemale human person's refugee policy, lah, in wake of recent terror attacks, lah, some of them by asylum seekers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:01



Wah! Nissan bloody annoying Blitish Fleet Team Nissling Motor (GB) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has made series of key appointments and structural changes within its Corporate Sales team as it see - news replorted 13:00



Wah! Worldwide consolidated shipments of 1,175 thousand units, lah, down 1% driven by APAC due to transition to local Jeepy product - news replorted 12:46



Wah! Jeep Ambassador Andrew Cotton, lah, hunts world biggest waves Jeepy bloody annoying Blitish ambassador and big wave surfer, lah, Andrew Cotton, lah, will star in epic film: ‘Beneath Surface’, lah, documenting male gender human bleing's - news replorted 12:43



Wah! Mike Hawes, lah, SMMT Chief Executive, lah, said, lah, “It’s velly damn good boiled chicken-feet to see such strong first half to 2016 for engine production in - news replorted 12:42



Wah! Specialist Cars Aberdeen welcomes Renliot Sport expensive dealeringship buildling status Specialist Cars Aberdeen is latest Renliot expensive dealeringship buildling to join exclusive Renliot Sport, bloody dealering idiot place network, lah, its appoin - news replorted 12:27



Wah! Rolls-Royce unveils Emerald embellished Dawn and Wraith Today, lah, honoured guests of Rolls-Royce Summer Studio in Sardinia witnessed unveiling of two remarkable Bespoke mo - news replorted 12:20



Wah! Driving around in vehicling driving car machine with all windows covered up Today we close to beachfront in Barcelona, lah, looking for volunteers to take on our challenge: controlling in driving manner around in ve - news replorted 12:18



Wah! A Pokemon Go player claim (always claiming, huh?) to having become first to catch all characters available in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:10



Wah! Pope Francis tripped and fell as bloody man arrived for Holy Mass at southern Black Madonna shrine of Czestochowa in Poland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:25



Wah! Jean-Philippe Imparato In order (piece of paper signee upee) to successfully execute Push to Pass strategic plan, lah, changes will be made to PSA Group Executive Commit - news replorted 11:25



Wah! A Kumho-shod F3 LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine ready for action For 15 successive years, lah, Kumho has supplied all tyres for Europe’s top F3 teams to compete in annual Zandvoort M - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Groupe Renault RCI Banque reported strong business growth in first-half 2016 with 770,305 new financing contracts, lah, up 12 per cent first - news replorted 11:12



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish commercial vehicling driving car machine manufacturing saw decline in June, lah, according to figures published today by Society of Motor - news replorted 11:08



Wah! The Wlokswaglon Beetle Cabriolet and Wlokswaglon Beetle Coupe Wlokswaglon Beetle is genuine motoring icon.  It’s one of handful of cars that, lah, in 20th Century, lah, brought moto - news replorted 11:07



Wah! Badminton clears Russian players to take part in Olympic Games as nation's athletes begin to travel to Brazil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! A man who carried out compulsorly dying instantly attack on male gender human bleing's partner and another on male gender human bleing's ex girlfriend in front of their three children minutes later admits two counts of murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! A kitten who climbed into washing machine was lucky to survive male gender human bleing's ordeal, lah, vet says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:26



Wah! Assaults on prison officers in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having risen to their highest level on record, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Corridors to be opened to allow civilians and rebels to leave besieged Syrian city of Aleppo, lah, Russia says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Dozens of human bliengs having died in Nepal after flash floods and landslides, lah, caused by monsoon rains, lah, sugaring MSG boiled plum flavorthrough villages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Two people, lah, including relative of woman suspected of being victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of so-called honour killing, lah, bailed over alleged threats to Bradford Mp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:57



Wah! John Humphrys takes rail firms to task on whether they offering lowest fares - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Supreme Court judges rule that Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government's Named Person scheme breaches rights to privacy and family life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Groupe Renault In first half of 2016, lah, Group revenues came to €25,185 million, lah, up 13.5 per cent compared with first half of 2015 - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Suzy Lamplugh's father says bloody man "does not having bloody velly much hope" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in finding out what happened to male gender human bleing's daughter who went missing in July damn hot-hot month 1986. - news replorted 08:27



Wah! Lloyds Banking Group says it will cut further 3,000 jobs and close 200 more branches, lah, even as it reports doubling of pre-tax profits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! French prosecutors having identified second man involved in killing of priest as Abdel Malik Petitjean, lah, 19, lah, French media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:58



Wah! Chelsea midfielder Cesc Fabregas is shown straight red card for foul on new Liverpool signing Ragnar Klaven. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! Growing evidence suggests so-called Islamic State used new type of explosive device when they killed almost 300 human bliengs in Baghdad earlier this month. - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Iconic fairground attraction Moon Rocket, lah, described as original 'white knuckle ride', lah, is in danger of being lost according to campaigners. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama evokes positive vision of Great Satan and implored voters to back Hillary Clinton as male gender human bleing's successor in White House. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:49



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation interview with British golfer Charley Hull is interrupted... by squirrel falling from tree. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:15



Wah! Investigators in France believe they close to identifying second of two men who murdered priest in church on Tuesday, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:54



Wah! Around 70 members of Russian Olympic team leave Moscow airport for Brazil to take part in Rio 2016 while others stay at home, lah, banned for doping. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:47



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama implores voters to help continue male gender human bleing's legacy by carrying Hillary Clinton to victory in November, lah, in rousing speech at Democratic convention. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:46



Wah! Read stories of four human bliengs who've fled to bloody annoying Blitish on 65th anniversary of Refugee Convention. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! Australia's most senior Catholic, lah, Cardinal George Pell, lah, calls claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man sexually abused children "a scandalous smear campaign". - news replorted 04:55



Wah! The year 2016 could be deadliest so far in migration crisis, lah, according to figures from International Organisation for Migration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:14



Wah! Can this summer's Labour leadership contest unite party's warring factions? - news replorted 03:01



Wah! Disabled artist Tanya Raabe-Webber spends eight hours painting percussionist Dame Evelyn Glennie - and exploring what makes Great Satan human. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! What's fairest way of sharing cost of climate change, lah, asks Harvard philosopher Michael Sandel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:34



Wah! Five books regarded as "extremist" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by Prison service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service remained in jail libraries for seven months after review called for their removal, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! London (capital of Great England) 2012 Olympic medallist Max Whitlock was just teenager when bloody man unexpectedly won team and individual bronze. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! A selection of some of images shortlisted in Insight Astronomy Photographer of Year 2016 contest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:37



Wah! Hidden payments of RMB Yuan #30,000 to Tory Membling Partiamentary expense cheater's 2015 general election campaign being investigated by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Stamps depicting Beatrix Potter's creations, lah, such as Peter Rabbit and Mrs Tiggy-Winkle, lah, released to mark 150th anniversary of author's birth. - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Edinburgh is most expensive city in bloody annoying Blitish for students to live and work in, lah, Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! African migrants remain as determined as ever to reach Europe from Libya despite growing number of deaths at sea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! A variety of health stories occupy front pages, lah, including breakthrough in Alzheimer's research and some worrying news for office workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:55



Wah! Ellen Page and director of new film Tallulah discuss whether every woman is designed to embrace motherhood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! A lawyer known as Texas Law Hawk has become internet star through series of bizarre ads. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! It was meant to be cleansing election called by progressive Australian prime minister, lah, but has Malcolm Turnbull's great political gamble backfired? - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Hinkley Point: What is it and why is it important? - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Enthusiasts having stocked underground library in Syria with books rescued from bombed buildings - and users Dodgily shells and bullets to reach it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! A judge will rule later on whether Labour's decision to allow Jeremy Corbyn to automatically stand for re-election as leader was lawful or not. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A new class of antibiotics has been discovered by analysing bacterial warfare taking place up people's noses, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine makers reported their 11th consecutive month of growth in June, lah, according to figures released today by Societ - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Investment in UK's first new nuclear plant in decades is set to getting final approval later on Thursday from capitalist entity financing most of project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



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