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Customer Letter: 1521 / 1528
David says...
SKODA SUPERBIt is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a car from Ling. The old boys network may not like it, but Ling is the best. Dealer quite excellent – the guy who delivered the car was top notch.

David Warden
Address Withheld
LN2 ***

Editor Note: DC, you are a top Executive Officer at the Department for Work and Pensions, so I have withheld your address for extra security. Thanks so much for those comments, you are a sage I think. Or a Mandarin, or something. The Skoda Superb is a brilliant car, my sister has a new one in China, and loves it. Hope it gives you two years of fantastic motoring. I pass your comments to dealer, thanks. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1511 / 1528
James says...
MAZDA 2Ling is very competitive and provides an excellent user friendly service. Every stage of the contract hire process is supported and you know exactly what is happening throughout. I will certainly be using LINGsCARS when this contract expires in 3 years time. Dealer Service – Average – My Mazda 2 arrived later than expected, no basic instruction on things like petrol release! Very quick turn around.

James Flint
16 Bakers Way
WS12 4XZ

Editor Note: Whoa, I have given this supplier a kick, Jim. They should deliver cars properly, even though they will assume you know where the petrol release is. Glad you liked my process, it works pretty well, huh? See you in 3 years for a replacement car, hopefully :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR

Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1504 / 1528
Rose says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERYAnother fantastic transaction from Ling. No hold ups, an time as advised, always kept in the picture, wonderful service. Dealer service for my new Discovery – Excellent.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU

Editor Note: Another fantastic customer :) Hahaha. Rose, you are always fantastic to deal with, thanks so much for choosing me again for the Disco. Look forward to the next one, etc. Top Midlands customer! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1491 / 1528
David says...
PEUGEOT 207Well done Ling, you did it! You managed to get us our car in just over a week! What fast and efficient service. I look forward to doing business with you again. You always deliver what you say you will. Thanks. Good delivery of my new Peugeot 207, car delivered when they said. Only one bad point is that I only got 1 key for the car.

David Hallam
Wise Software (uk) Ltd
Mill Farm
Mill Lane, Saxilby

Editor Note: Brilliantly fast, eh? Not everyone can have a car in just one week, though. Depends on the supply. You only get one key on these cars because they are just one year deals and the company has experienced large costs from customers losing the second key. You can always get additional keys cut if required. Enjoy the 207, David, it was great to deal with you! You are a good repeat customer :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1482 / 1528
Gillian says...
FORD FIESTAHi Ling, I looked at many lease car web sites for the best deals. LingsCars was the best for my new Ford Fiesta. I love it, after all the paperwork was done a new Fiesta was on my drive - that easy. My husband was not sure about the colour (pink) but I love it, I love it. Thank you. It was delivered at the time arranged no problems. Thank you.

Gillian Forrest
Paul Forrest Transport Ltd
4 Cameo Drive
West Midlands

Editor Note: Hahahaha, the pink colour (actually the really great Hot Magenta) will mean you keep your husband out of the car. It changes colour in sunlight! Great letter, thanks so much for being a super customer, Gillian. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1472 / 1528
Lisa says...
NISSAN QASHQAIExcellent service, communication was outstanding always knew exact status of delivery process. Excellent delivery of my new Qashqai.

Lisa Button
1 Sant Rd
West Heath
B31 3NJ

Editor Note: Hey, hey, and you are an accountant, Lisa. That means you will take time to find the very best financial option for your car. So, I am so pleased you chose me :) Thanks for being a great customer and enjoy that bloody Qashqai :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
CV37 ***

Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:

Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1456 / 1528
Nicholas says...
HYUNDAI I30Ling's service was first rate. The car was delivered on time and I was kept informed at all stages. This is not the first car I have leased and your service was far superior to the other company's. Nice noodles!!! Average dealer service, car was not clean inside on delivery.

Nicholas Stanley
12,portway Place
DY10 3UJ

Editor Note: I screamed at the damn dealer who did not clean the car properly. They are complete idiots. Sorry. Apart from that, the rest of the comments make me happy, thanks. Hope you love the Hyundai i30. These are underrated cars! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1450 / 1528
Lee says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOExcellent service from Ling and her team. There is no lease company out there that has got their business right like Ling. I recommend anyone after a lease this is the place to contact. Thanks very much I'll be back soon. Excellent delivery - on time. Service was good. I have no complaints about the whole process.

Lee James
868 Coventry Rd
Small Heath
B10 0TZ

Editor Note: Sciroccos are great cars! So happy you had excellent service. As you are in the car trade, I appreciate your business and that you find my prices the cheapest. Enjoy the sporty VW! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1447 / 1528
Caroline says...
NISSAN QASHQAIThe service, understanding and knowledge LINGsCARS offer their clients is top notch. From visiting the website to taking delivery of my new Nissan Qashqai, my experience was a great one. Just really easy, extremely efficient and very helpful, truly unique, I would say and fun.

The website is fantastic. It was brilliant and made my life much easier, being able to share documents and progress with my husband who was thousands of miles away. I've tried hard to think of areas you could improve or any constructive criticism but I really can't think of any at all. Keep up the great work, I recommend you to everyone!

Delivery excellent and a very nice, helpful, considerate delivery man.

Caroline Petts
21 Badger Road
SK10 2EW

Editor Note: Caroline, well, thanks. Read David's letter (below) about his Audi and you will see part of the delivery service is down to the manufacturer. Even so, it is a very kind letter you write, thanks. Super customer and we had a super chat online. I particularly like the fact that your husband could join in from abroad on LINGO. No other leasing company (or UK car sales company or dealer) enables this, and I take advantage of it myself by doing tons of work at Christmas, from my mum and dad's house in China. Great, eh? Glad you are so happy with the process and the Qashqai! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1437 / 1528
Richard says...
AUDI A3Service from Ling was always very good. Staff were courteous, the only downside was the delivery slipping, however I can say that Ling did everything possible, where the dealer fell down. The continuous slipping of dates for my A3 made it very difficult to sell my old car etc. Would have expected a hire car.

Richard Gauld
63 Drillfeild Road

Editor Note: Well, it was not the dealer, Ric, it was Audi in Germany. Frankly the UK dealers are blameless in this. There has been such a demand for A3s (and TTs and Golfs), the factories could not cope - and with the strong Euro, UK build slots were diverted to European slots to maximise profits for Audi. This was very annoying and has affected most Audi customers all over the UK (retail customers and my customers alike). You are not the only one to be annoyed, every Audi dealer in the UK has been pulling their hair out. Reason no hire car was possible is that Audi did not give any support to the dealers, hence everyone was out of pocket (due to cashflow). Grrrr. What else can I say, except - bloody Germans! Glad you differentiate between my service, and Audi's service. Thanks :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1431 / 1528
Victoria says...
JEEP WRANGLERLing, thank you for an excellent efficient service. The whole process of getting my new Jeep Wrangler was fantastic. Well done. Excellent delivery.

Victoria R*****
3 **** *****
DN5 ***

Editor Note: What a car, Vicky! What a price! This is a hell of a lot of car for the price of a posh Fiesta! A 2.8 TD engine, top of the range Sahara Unlimited and how butch are those wheels? You could be in California :) Enjoy! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1429 / 1528
Tamar says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOThe whole process from start to finish has been super professional with added crazy humour! I have thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated your quick and witty management and responses. Far more exciting than the usual stuffy and serious protocol most companies use. It should be exciting getting a new car and it was! Thanks to you! Although a delayed delivery, very good so far!

Tamar Carpenter
25 Queen Victoria Drive
DE11 0LA

Editor Note: I looked at this, and the delivery was delayed due to nits at Lombard/RBS who managed to suddenly decide to pull out of the market and who delayed the paperwork to allow the supplier to release the car for delivery. Typical. The RBS are entirely hopeless lately. Pity all their Jam Jar customers who got left in the lurch. But... despite that, you seem 100% happy, Tae! How good is that! You have a super car (Grande Punto Sporting), super fast model, super cheap price. Great. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1410 / 1528
Kevan says...
CITROEN C5Ling's as mad as a box of frogs but gets the job done! This is the second time I have used her service and it was very smooth, always kept informed by her excellent LINGO online communication system and have recommended her service to my clients. Only negative is I didn't like some of the sweets she sent LOL! Excellent delivery of my new Citroen C5.

Kevan Silverthorne
9 Henley Avenue
Cheadle, Cheshire

Editor Note: Kevan, I have never seen a box of frogs, but boiled in chilli oil or barbecued, frogs are very delicious animals. You are a great multiple renting customer and I look forward to seeing you back AGAIN in a couple of years! Enjoy the C5! LOL indeed... the sweets are collectors items, not designed to be eaten, nit! Hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1402 / 1528
Matthew says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOLing why don't you leave a bag of dog poo on the big companies door step and set it on fire so when they stamp it out they get dog muck on their shoe! YOU ROCK!!!!

Good delivery of my Scirocco, very good and polite.

Matthew Rigby
3 Gwenbrook Ave
Chilwell, Beeston

Editor Note: Hahaha! That may be going a bit too far, even from me. Many of the big companies actually resemble a bag of dog poo, how did you know this? Even so, we had a great time, Matt, and I am glad you seem to love the Scirocco. As a heating and ventilation engineer, I have to say you blew hot and cold. Hahaha! :) Hope the Scirocco aircon works, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 1399 / 1528
Nicholas says...
 Excellent website and generally seem to have the best prices- even when sourcing something not on the standard list – beat all the other quotes I had. LINGO is a fantastic way of keeping in touch, everything in one place. Staff very friendly. I have no complaints at all – why use one of those miserable other leasing companies?

Excellent delivery, excellent service - clean car, on time etc. Showed me all the controls. And fitted mats!!

Nicholas Parnell
20 Balmoral Crescent
Lodge Moor
S10 4NE

Editor Note: Hahaha, exactly, all the rest are miserable buggers, eh? We had great fun and as you are an IT manager for a major bank I appreciate the comments about my secure LINGO system :) Enjoy the VERY fast 210bhp Golf, mind the speed cameras! The postman even ripped your letter, it was sent so fast... or was that you? - Ling

Customer Letter: 1397 / 1528
Prem says...
 Got the car with no hassle, with a progress report on the internet either via e-mail or logging onto my details on the Ling website. Ling is great and she does not mess around, straight to the point, what you see is what you get. If you want a no nonsense deal with clear pricing then Ling is the only person you need to contact.

Good delivery, the delivery man took the time to explain the Citroen C2.

Prem Kora
94 Essington Way

Editor Note: Prem, you have the longest name of any customer I have ever had: "Prem Earth Pal Singh Kora". How fantastic! You were brilliant, funny and a delight to chat to. I love having so many bloody foreigners to deal with, it is like the United Nations here sometimes :) Hahaha, I think everyone except Chinese is a bloody foreigner! Go drive the car, a very cheap bargain, this C2 costs less than a budget pizza buy one get one free at Dominos. Good choice! Thanks for letter. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1383 / 1528
Dan says...
AUDI A3We just got our third car (in 3 years), an Audi A3, from Ling, all have been without problems. Even though it's internet-based and we have never met, we feel we are dealing with a person, we know that person is contactable, and we know that person cares about US. Highly recommended, like service used to be. Excellent delivery from Ling and the dealer, they do exactly what it says on the tin!

Dan Pearce
Telecetera Ltd
Carden Close

Editor Note: Dan, you are super-excellent repeating customer and also a telecommunications IT specialist. Of course I care about you :) So I am glad you love my systems and service. I am very pleased with your letter. Looking forward to number 4 car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1380 / 1528
Dominic says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOFast, friendly personal service. Any questions answered promptly. Definitely use Ling again. Good delivery and good correspondence with details of contract.

Dominic Hanmer
Address Withheld
ST15 ***

Editor Note: Super duper, Dom. I withhold your address as you work in prison service, I don't want you getting your prisoner's mates knocking on your door. So pleased you are happy chappy with the new Citroen C3 Picasso! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1378 / 1528
Stuart says...
FORD FIESTAThe car was delivered this morning at 1045. It had been driven from Chester and was showing 210 miles when I took possession and documented on the delivery note. Although it was rain splattered it was generally clean with only one very very minor mark on the front offside wing which is not worth sorting.

I have to say that this has been a painless and stress free exercise for my first venture into leasing. This has been because your website is most informative though 'wacky' (which helps). The constant exchange of information in the Lingo area has answered all my questions honestly and promptly.

I don't really see how the process could be made any easier.

Thank you for making the process simple and easy. I will have no hesitation in recommending your services to family, friends and indeed anybody who speaks to me about leasing a vehicle. At this moment in time I look forward to the next vehicle we lease through you. Thank you again.

Stuart McCluskey
Address Withheld
Barton Upon Humber
DN18 ***

Editor Note: Wow! What a great letter from you Stu, you are brilliant for writing that! At first I thought you were giving me a statement for the court! It is lovely to be pain and stress-free, maybe I should rename my business Radox Leasing :) Go and have a drive and tell me what you think. These Fiestas are great cars! I withhold your address for security as you are a bobby and I don't want those pesky criminals annoying you. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common

Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1370 / 1528
Rebecca says...
 What an absolutely fantastic service. Fun and relaxed throughout and thoroughly informative. Really prompt responses and processed application very quickly. Would recommend Ling and this service to anyone and have done several times since receiving the car. Thank you so much! Excellent delivery.

Rebecca Fitt
Address Withheld
LE67 ***

Editor Note: No, no, thank YOU, Becky! You have a fantastic Astra SRi fast-as-hell Sporthatch now to pose around in. As you are in a very sensitive job, due to terrorist threat, I withhold your address. Hope you enjoy the car. Thanks for lovely letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1367 / 1528
Jacqueline says...
 I would like to thank you for a stress free time organising a new lease car. Your website is a bit mad! But your LINGO message system is excellent and you respond very quickly to every message. You also don't charge a fee (unlike the previous company I used) - How do you do it? Delivery was when they said, but the expected date was nearly a month earlier.

Jacqueline Lee
24 Whitehill Lane
Selly Oak
B29 4QF

Editor Note: Very easily! Those fees are a complete rip-off and the companies who charge them are just raking in extra profit at the customer's expense. You have a lovely new Mini Cooper. The delivery was affected by the factory shutdown at Mini, due to the credit crunch - BMW chose to save money by suspending production. Not a lot I could do about that, sorry. If they don't build them, I can't deliver them. Dealer was just as frustrated as you and me. However, you have your car at last and it's fantastic. I really like those fast Minis. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
CV32 5AA

Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling

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Wah! Nissan delivers first all-electric taxis to Barcelona and Madrid era of 100% electric taxi has arrived to Spain's two largest cities, lah, as Nissling delivered its first 100% electric - news replorted 13:06

Wah! The Daily Politics' top five political tracks from past few years, lah, with some more memorable than others. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:03

Wah! Having witnessed horrors of war, lah, Semesa Rokoduguni is making most of funny shape ball-game life as Province of Engrish running-dogs career beckons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:00

Wah! 24 hours of news images: 21 Octoblinger - news replorted 12:38

Wah! iMotorPro Launch Motor Trade Forum and Support BEN iMotorPro, lah, first dedicated, lah, professional discussion forum for anyone involved in bloody annoying Blitish motor industry launched on 2 - news replorted 12:31

Wah! Tesco's sales falling faster than any of its competitors as it loses market share to discounters Aldi and Lidl as well as upmarket rival Waitrose. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:24

Wah! The view from County Down, lah, Huddersfield and Heathrow airport, lah, as tail-end of Hurricane Gonzalo hits Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:14

Wah! Kellie Maloney says flemale human person's brothers having not accepted flemale human person's decision to become woman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:13

Wah! A British man who travelled to Syria to fight with Islamic State group has been killed, lah, male gender human bleing's mosque says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:11

Wah! Actor Daniel Radcliffe attended premiere of male gender human bleing's latest film Horns which tells story of young man wrongly accused of murder - news replorted 12:08

Wah! 3D visualisations process of developing new truck starts many years before it is launched. I read you little red book! During that clock time result lot can change, lah, which - news replorted 12:08

Wah! Claims that thousands of patients from Welsh land of sheep and more sheep seeking treatment in Province of Engrish running-dogs because they not happy with Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) dismissed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:07

Wah! A retired odontologist tells World's End murder trial that marks on Christine Eadie's body were possible human bite mark. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:01

Wah! Uncapped Ospreys prop Nicky Smith selected in 34-man squad for autumn matches, lah, but James Hook and Adam Jones miss out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:58

Wah! Eight officers being investigated as part of inquiry into death of woman following reports of domestic abuse in Vale of Glamorgan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:56

Wah! Dr Olivet Buck died after contracting Ebola while treating patients in Freetown, lah, Sierra Leone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:48

Wah! There has been rapid deterioration in state of jails in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep with cracks in system of widening, lah, chief prison of inspector warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:48

Wah! Bee colonies in Brisbane waging fighty bang-bang for months on end, lah, according to new study, lah, and victorious swarms taking over hives of rival species. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:44

Wah! Adam Saunders at new Masters Mlitslublishli showroom, lah, Wickham Rd expanding Mlitslublishli expensive dealeringship buildling in Surrey has moved into new premises to meet increased demand from clustomlers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:39

Wah! The Mexican government offers rewards totalling $4.75m (RMB Yuan #3m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for inflomination leading to whereabouts of 43 missing students from Guerrero state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:38

Wah! Renault Captur Motorists wantinging to see independent clustomler reviews about their local Renliot dealer’s after-sales service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service can now - news replorted 11:31

Wah! Paralympic chiefs say Oscar Pistorius cannot compete in IPC events for five years after bloody man is jailed for killing Reeva Steenkamp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:24

Wah! A man is jailed for life for murdering male gender human bleing's identical twin brother in drunken argument on New Year's Eve. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:17

Wah! A leading human rights group says it has strong evidence Ukraine attacked populated areas of Donetsk with cluster bombs, lah, banned by many other states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:15

Wah! Microsoft boss Satya Nadella has been given pay package worth $84.3m, lah, making him one of top earners in tech industry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:15

Wah! MPG Winner, lah, Floord Fiesta ST team from Formula Floord motorsport series that entered this year’s MPG Marathon in Fiesta ST achieved biggest - news replorted 11:10

Wah! Giles Dilnot puts on thinking cap to look at political think tanks and their role in Westminster Bubble. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:07

Wah! The Secretary of State Theresa Villiers says allegations of abuse at east Belfast Kincora Boys Home will not be included in new UK-wide inquiry into child sex abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:03

Wah! Ross Brawn Grand Prix legend takes life at more gentle pace as bloody man attempts Bonhams London (capital of Great England) to Brighton Run in male gender human bleing's 1904 veteran - news replorted 11:00

Wah! Ferrari LaFerrari Sporting Bears Motoring Club, lah, known for its fundraising, lah, is planning to light up this year’s Lancaster insurlince Cla - news replorted 10:57

Wah! New drama five years after start of eurozone crisis - news replorted 10:48

Wah! Life and work of Great Satan fashion designer Oscar de la Renta - news replorted 10:42

Wah! Oxfordshire Fire and Rescue service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says electrical fault could be to blame for massive blaze at Didcot B power station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:38

Wah! India suspend all future tours to Caribbean following West Indies' decision to abandon their tour of India last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:27

Wah! The number of challenges to GCSE and A-level grades rose sharply this year, lah, with fifth leading to grade changes, lah, says Ofqual. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:21

Wah! The parents of William Pooley, lah, British nurse who contracted Ebola while volunteering in West Africa, lah, support male gender human bleing's return to Sierra Leone to resume male gender human bleing's work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:21

Wah! Politicians including former Mayor Rudy Giuliani protest against controversial opera Death of Klinghoffer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:18

Wah! Three cases linked to alleged sexual abuse of Belfast woman Maíria Cahill to be reviewed, lah, Public Prosecution service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:17

Wah! Government borrowing rises in September to RMB Yuan #11.8bn, lah, increase of RMB Yuan #1.6bn compared with year earlier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:11

Wah! DJ Dave Lee Travis's three-month suspended sentence for indecent assault "not unduly lenient", lah, says Attorney General - news replorted 10:11

Wah! Former Radio 1 DJ Mike Reed sings comic pro-UKIP song prompting criticism from some who object to him affecting Caribbean accent for calypso style song - news replorted 10:04

Wah! Worries similar case to that of Baby P, lah, where child died because of abuse, lah, could happen in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep because of large workloads of social workers, lah, raised by unions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:44

Wah! Drivers face delays after two lorries overturn on major routes in Cambridgeshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:41

Wah! The Pakistan Taliban sack their spokesman Shahidullah Shahid after bloody man pledged allegiance to Islamic State (IS). - news replorted 09:41

Wah! A new mural by street artist Banksy in Bristol is vandalised less than 24 hours after work appeared. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:38

Wah! Some 80 Tommy Atkins Liberation Army medics travelling to Sierra Leone as part of bloody annoying Blitish efforts to tackle Ebola outbreak, lah, as screening begins at Gatwick. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:30

Wah! Volkswagen Commercial vehicling driving car machines Used Van Event Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines is offering used van buyers early Christmas present in form of special 10-day Da - news replorted 09:30

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Marc Cieslak looks at smart glasses on show at annual Ceatec electronics exhibition in Japan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:25

Wah! Former cabinet dodgy minister Ken Clarke says some of male gender human bleing's Eurosceptic Conservative colleagues should be in UKIp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:18

Wah! Stoke chairman Peter Coates says Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation pundit John Hartson's criticism of Potters winger Victor Moses is "unacceptable". - news replorted 08:56

Wah! A deafblind student on life away from home - news replorted 08:38

Wah! old bill bobbys from across Europe having been brought to bloody annoying Blitish to help catch Bloody foreign criminals in Operation Trivium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:23

Wah! The UK's current-account Achilles' heel - news replorted 08:14

Wah! The musician behind one of most recognisable saxophone solos - on Gerry Rafferty's hit Baker Street - has died, lah, it is announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:05

Wah! Rain and high winds causing travel disruption, lah, as tail-end of Hurricane Gonzalo hits Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:02

Wah! In FIA WTCC race never stops, lah, not even when chequered flag comes down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! There wasn’t much clock time result to celebrate C - news replorted 08:00

Wah! James Graham captains Province of Engrish running-dogs in their Four Nations opener with Samoa on Saturday as Sean O'Loughlin is out injured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:58

Wah! As bloody annoying Blitish efforts to find vaccine for Ebola virus continues, lah, Tim Muffett met some of those trying to develop new treatments, lah, and some of volunteers willing to test it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:44

Wah! Gusts of wind up to 70mph hit coast of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo arrives in bloody annoying Blitish overnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:43

Wah! A sculpture created in honour of women who served in Land Tommy Atkins Liberation Army during World fighty bang-bang Two - built with RMB Yuan #85,000 in donations - is to be unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:42

Wah! An Australian man is convicted of performing sex act in front of webcam "watched by" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) computer-generated child bloody man believed was real. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:31

Wah! Philip Neville and Mark Lawrenson run rule over Manchester City, lah, Chelsea, lah, Liverpool and Arsenal's upcoming Champions League fixtures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:05

Wah! South African athlete Oscar Pistorius is due back in court in Pretoria to hear male gender human bleing's sentence for killing girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 07:05

Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) will "grind to halt" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) unless more is done to help care for dementia patients in community, lah, warns Wales' only professor of geriatrics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:58

Wah! A paralysed man has been able to walk again after pioneering therapy that involved transplanting cells from male gender human bleing's nasal cavity into male gender human bleing's spinal cord. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:09

Wah! The bodies of seven women having been recovered in Great Satan state of Indiana as man confessed to recent murder and led authorities to more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:01

Wah! Religious women in India who wanting to wear make-up no longer having to struggle to find products that suit their faith. - news replorted 05:49

Wah! It is impossible to fathom why Wales's Ian Woosnam is yet to be inducted in golf's Hall of Fame, lah, writes Iain Carter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:25

Wah! China's economy grows at its slowest pace since global financial crisis, lah, causing speculation government may introduce more stimulus measures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:20

Wah! An explosion at fireworks factory in southern Indian state of Andhra Pradesh kills at least 17 people, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:12

Wah! About 100 Tommy Atkins Liberation Army medics set to travel to Sierra Leone as part of bloody annoying Blitish efforts to tackle Ebola outbreak, lah, as screening begins at Gatwick. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 05:00

Wah! US fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, lah, who dressed former first ladies Jackie Kennedy and Hillary Clinton, lah, has died aged 82, lah, Great Satan media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:56

Wah! An Australian man is convicted of performing sex act in front of webcam "watched by" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) computer-generated child bloody man believed was real. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:29

Wah! Dominican-born Great Satan fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, lah, who dressed former first ladies Jackie Kennedy and Hillary Clinton, lah, has died aged 82, lah, Great Satan media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:11

Wah! The Hong Kong government is to meet student leaders for talks on ending pro-democracy street protests that now in their fourth week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:02

Wah! Christophe de Margerie, lah, head of French oil company, lah, Total, lah, has been killed in crash at Vnukovo airport in Moscow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:41

Wah! Oscar Pistorius' siblings describe their heartache and criticise media coverage of male gender human bleing's trial, lah, on eve of South African athlete's sentencing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:07

Wah! Australian old bill bobbys abandon fighty bang-bang crimes investigation into deaths in East Timor in 1975 of "Balibo Five" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) journalists, lah, citing insufficient evidence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:46

Wah! A child is killed by violence every five minutes in world, lah, leading charity says, lah, calling for new targets to end all forms of child abuse by 2030. - news replorted 02:43

Wah! Scientists say they having identified underlying reason why some human bliengs prone to winter blues, lah, or seasonal affective disorder (SAD). - news replorted 02:21

Wah! David Attenborough's new series on journey through life - news replorted 01:47

Wah! A man who struck two Canadian soldiers with male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine before bloody man was shot dead by old bill bobbys had been "radicalised", lah, Canada's PM says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:38

Wah! What happened to kids from 1970s experimental schools? - news replorted 01:37

Wah! The government is launching advertising campaign urging benefit claimants to report changes in circumstances or face jail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:25

Wah! MPs to debate whether voters should be able to deselect them using "power of recall" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if they commit wrongdoings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:22

Wah! The photographer who snapped Gandalf and Jean-Luc Picard - news replorted 01:19

Wah! Robbers and muggers who using guns or knives in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep would face tougher prison sentences under proposed new guidelines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:17

Wah! The project that enabled paralysed man to walk again - news replorted 01:12

Wah! A paralysed man has been able to walk again after pioneering therapy that involved transplanting specialist cells into male gender human bleing's damaged spinal cord. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:07

Wah! Christophe de Margerie, lah, chief executive of French oil capitalist entity Total, lah, has died in Moscow air crash, lah, Vnukovo airport official confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:01

Wah! What floods did to Kashmir's most treasured historic sites - news replorted 00:56

Wah! UKIP Commonwealth spokesman Winston McKenzie has said song UKIP Calypso, lah, which is performed with mock Caribbean accent by DJ Mike Read, lah, is "fantastic". - news replorted 00:53

Wah! How does town that voted Yes in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum feel now? - news replorted 00:47

Wah! A Shetland woman who has been caring for sick animals for more than 27 years is to receive prestigious award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:47

Wah! Edinburgh hopes to be take step closer to hosting stage of Tour de France, lah, if funding for other cycling events is approved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:46

Wah! Non-smokers living with smoker exposed to three times officially recommended safe levels of damaging air particles, lah, according to study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45

Wah! In first part of male gender human bleing's road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu trip across Ukraine ahead of parliamentary elections, lah, Steve Rosenberg meets candidate who was persecuted by pro-Russian rebels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45

Wah! Winds up to 75mph expected to hit some parts of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo pass over country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45

Wah! The discovery that transformed theories of human evolution - news replorted 00:32

Wah! Salisbury is named as "must-see" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and one of best cities in world to visit next year by travel guide Lonely Planet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:29

Wah! How racing tube went global - news replorted 00:24

Wah! old bill bobbys Ombudsman Michael Maguire criticises role of PSNI in On Runs scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:20

Wah! The Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Assembly has voted by 91 votes to 10 in favour of making it crime (shoud shoot them) to pay for sex. - news replorted 00:11

Wah! The man who magically made maths fun - news replorted 00:08

Wah! What did riot at pumpkin festival show about race in US? - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Hyundai ix35 Fuel Cell first ix35 Fuel Cell clustomler vehicling driving car machines having arrived in UK, lah, continuing Hyundai’s global roll-out of world’s f - news replorted 00:01

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