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Customer Letter: 1521 / 1528
David says...
SKODA SUPERBIt is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a car from Ling. The old boys network may not like it, but Ling is the best. Dealer quite excellent – the guy who delivered the car was top notch.

David Warden
Address Withheld
Lincoln
LN2 ***


Editor Note: DC, you are a top Executive Officer at the Department for Work and Pensions, so I have withheld your address for extra security. Thanks so much for those comments, you are a sage I think. Or a Mandarin, or something. The Skoda Superb is a brilliant car, my sister has a new one in China, and loves it. Hope it gives you two years of fantastic motoring. I pass your comments to dealer, thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1511 / 1528
James says...
MAZDA 2Ling is very competitive and provides an excellent user friendly service. Every stage of the contract hire process is supported and you know exactly what is happening throughout. I will certainly be using LINGsCARS when this contract expires in 3 years time. Dealer Service – Average – My Mazda 2 arrived later than expected, no basic instruction on things like petrol release! Very quick turn around.

James Flint
16 Bakers Way
Hednesford
Cannock
WS12 4XZ


Editor Note: Whoa, I have given this supplier a kick, Jim. They should deliver cars properly, even though they will assume you know where the petrol release is. Glad you liked my process, it works pretty well, huh? See you in 3 years for a replacement car, hopefully :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1504 / 1528
Rose says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERYAnother fantastic transaction from Ling. No hold ups, an time as advised, always kept in the picture, wonderful service. Dealer service for my new Discovery – Excellent.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Another fantastic customer :) Hahaha. Rose, you are always fantastic to deal with, thanks so much for choosing me again for the Disco. Look forward to the next one, etc. Top Midlands customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1491 / 1528
David says...
PEUGEOT 207Well done Ling, you did it! You managed to get us our car in just over a week! What fast and efficient service. I look forward to doing business with you again. You always deliver what you say you will. Thanks. Good delivery of my new Peugeot 207, car delivered when they said. Only one bad point is that I only got 1 key for the car.

David Hallam
Wise Software (uk) Ltd
Mill Farm
Mill Lane, Saxilby
Lincoln
LN1 2HN


Editor Note: Brilliantly fast, eh? Not everyone can have a car in just one week, though. Depends on the supply. You only get one key on these cars because they are just one year deals and the company has experienced large costs from customers losing the second key. You can always get additional keys cut if required. Enjoy the 207, David, it was great to deal with you! You are a good repeat customer :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1482 / 1528
Gillian says...
FORD FIESTAHi Ling, I looked at many lease car web sites for the best deals. LingsCars was the best for my new Ford Fiesta. I love it, after all the paperwork was done a new Fiesta was on my drive - that easy. My husband was not sure about the colour (pink) but I love it, I love it. Thank you. It was delivered at the time arranged no problems. Thank you.

Gillian Forrest
Paul Forrest Transport Ltd
4 Cameo Drive
Stourbridge
West Midlands
DY8 4AU


Editor Note: Hahahaha, the pink colour (actually the really great Hot Magenta) will mean you keep your husband out of the car. It changes colour in sunlight! Great letter, thanks so much for being a super customer, Gillian. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1472 / 1528
Lisa says...
NISSAN QASHQAIExcellent service, communication was outstanding always knew exact status of delivery process. Excellent delivery of my new Qashqai.

Lisa Button
1 Sant Rd
West Heath
Birmingham
B31 3NJ


Editor Note: Hey, hey, and you are an accountant, Lisa. That means you will take time to find the very best financial option for your car. So, I am so pleased you chose me :) Thanks for being a great customer and enjoy that bloody Qashqai :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1456 / 1528
Nicholas says...
HYUNDAI I30Ling's service was first rate. The car was delivered on time and I was kept informed at all stages. This is not the first car I have leased and your service was far superior to the other company's. Nice noodles!!! Average dealer service, car was not clean inside on delivery.

Nicholas Stanley
12,portway Place
Cookley
Kidderminster
DY10 3UJ


Editor Note: I screamed at the damn dealer who did not clean the car properly. They are complete idiots. Sorry. Apart from that, the rest of the comments make me happy, thanks. Hope you love the Hyundai i30. These are underrated cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1450 / 1528
Lee says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOExcellent service from Ling and her team. There is no lease company out there that has got their business right like Ling. I recommend anyone after a lease this is the place to contact. Thanks very much I'll be back soon. Excellent delivery - on time. Service was good. I have no complaints about the whole process.

Lee James
868 Coventry Rd
Small Heath
Birmingham
B10 0TZ


Editor Note: Sciroccos are great cars! So happy you had excellent service. As you are in the car trade, I appreciate your business and that you find my prices the cheapest. Enjoy the sporty VW! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1447 / 1528
Caroline says...
NISSAN QASHQAIThe service, understanding and knowledge LINGsCARS offer their clients is top notch. From visiting the website to taking delivery of my new Nissan Qashqai, my experience was a great one. Just really easy, extremely efficient and very helpful, truly unique, I would say and fun.

The website is fantastic. It was brilliant and made my life much easier, being able to share documents and progress with my husband who was thousands of miles away. I've tried hard to think of areas you could improve or any constructive criticism but I really can't think of any at all. Keep up the great work, I recommend you to everyone!

Delivery excellent and a very nice, helpful, considerate delivery man.

Caroline Petts
21 Badger Road
Tytherington
Macclesfield
SK10 2EW


Editor Note: Caroline, well, thanks. Read David's letter (below) about his Audi and you will see part of the delivery service is down to the manufacturer. Even so, it is a very kind letter you write, thanks. Super customer and we had a super chat online. I particularly like the fact that your husband could join in from abroad on LINGO. No other leasing company (or UK car sales company or dealer) enables this, and I take advantage of it myself by doing tons of work at Christmas, from my mum and dad's house in China. Great, eh? Glad you are so happy with the process and the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1437 / 1528
Richard says...
AUDI A3Service from Ling was always very good. Staff were courteous, the only downside was the delivery slipping, however I can say that Ling did everything possible, where the dealer fell down. The continuous slipping of dates for my A3 made it very difficult to sell my old car etc. Would have expected a hire car.

Richard Gauld
63 Drillfeild Road
Northwich
CW9 5HU


Editor Note: Well, it was not the dealer, Ric, it was Audi in Germany. Frankly the UK dealers are blameless in this. There has been such a demand for A3s (and TTs and Golfs), the factories could not cope - and with the strong Euro, UK build slots were diverted to European slots to maximise profits for Audi. This was very annoying and has affected most Audi customers all over the UK (retail customers and my customers alike). You are not the only one to be annoyed, every Audi dealer in the UK has been pulling their hair out. Reason no hire car was possible is that Audi did not give any support to the dealers, hence everyone was out of pocket (due to cashflow). Grrrr. What else can I say, except - bloody Germans! Glad you differentiate between my service, and Audi's service. Thanks :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1431 / 1528
Victoria says...
JEEP WRANGLERLing, thank you for an excellent efficient service. The whole process of getting my new Jeep Wrangler was fantastic. Well done. Excellent delivery.

Victoria R*****
3 **** *****
Sprotbrough
Doncaster
DN5 ***


Editor Note: What a car, Vicky! What a price! This is a hell of a lot of car for the price of a posh Fiesta! A 2.8 TD engine, top of the range Sahara Unlimited and how butch are those wheels? You could be in California :) Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1429 / 1528
Tamar says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOThe whole process from start to finish has been super professional with added crazy humour! I have thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated your quick and witty management and responses. Far more exciting than the usual stuffy and serious protocol most companies use. It should be exciting getting a new car and it was! Thanks to you! Although a delayed delivery, very good so far!

Tamar Carpenter
25 Queen Victoria Drive
Swadlincote
DE11 0LA


Editor Note: I looked at this, and the delivery was delayed due to nits at Lombard/RBS who managed to suddenly decide to pull out of the market and who delayed the paperwork to allow the supplier to release the car for delivery. Typical. The RBS are entirely hopeless lately. Pity all their Jam Jar customers who got left in the lurch. But... despite that, you seem 100% happy, Tae! How good is that! You have a super car (Grande Punto Sporting), super fast model, super cheap price. Great. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1410 / 1528
Kevan says...
CITROEN C5Ling's as mad as a box of frogs but gets the job done! This is the second time I have used her service and it was very smooth, always kept informed by her excellent LINGO online communication system and have recommended her service to my clients. Only negative is I didn't like some of the sweets she sent LOL! Excellent delivery of my new Citroen C5.

Kevan Silverthorne
9 Henley Avenue
Cheadlehulme
Cheadle, Cheshire
SK8 6DP


Editor Note: Kevan, I have never seen a box of frogs, but boiled in chilli oil or barbecued, frogs are very delicious animals. You are a great multiple renting customer and I look forward to seeing you back AGAIN in a couple of years! Enjoy the C5! LOL indeed... the sweets are collectors items, not designed to be eaten, nit! Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1402 / 1528
Matthew says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOLing why don't you leave a bag of dog poo on the big companies door step and set it on fire so when they stamp it out they get dog muck on their shoe! YOU ROCK!!!!

Good delivery of my Scirocco, very good and polite.

Matthew Rigby
3 Gwenbrook Ave
Chilwell, Beeston
Nottingham
NG9 4BA


Editor Note: Hahaha! That may be going a bit too far, even from me. Many of the big companies actually resemble a bag of dog poo, how did you know this? Even so, we had a great time, Matt, and I am glad you seem to love the Scirocco. As a heating and ventilation engineer, I have to say you blew hot and cold. Hahaha! :) Hope the Scirocco aircon works, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1399 / 1528
Nicholas says...
 Excellent website and generally seem to have the best prices- even when sourcing something not on the standard list – beat all the other quotes I had. LINGO is a fantastic way of keeping in touch, everything in one place. Staff very friendly. I have no complaints at all – why use one of those miserable other leasing companies?

Excellent delivery, excellent service - clean car, on time etc. Showed me all the controls. And fitted mats!!

Nicholas Parnell
20 Balmoral Crescent
Lodge Moor
Sheffield
S10 4NE


Editor Note: Hahaha, exactly, all the rest are miserable buggers, eh? We had great fun and as you are an IT manager for a major bank I appreciate the comments about my secure LINGO system :) Enjoy the VERY fast 210bhp Golf, mind the speed cameras! The postman even ripped your letter, it was sent so fast... or was that you? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1397 / 1528
Prem says...
 Got the car with no hassle, with a progress report on the internet either via e-mail or logging onto my details on the Ling website. Ling is great and she does not mess around, straight to the point, what you see is what you get. If you want a no nonsense deal with clear pricing then Ling is the only person you need to contact.

Good delivery, the delivery man took the time to explain the Citroen C2.

Prem Kora
94 Essington Way
Eastfield
Wolverhampton
WV1 2NN


Editor Note: Prem, you have the longest name of any customer I have ever had: "Prem Earth Pal Singh Kora". How fantastic! You were brilliant, funny and a delight to chat to. I love having so many bloody foreigners to deal with, it is like the United Nations here sometimes :) Hahaha, I think everyone except Chinese is a bloody foreigner! Go drive the car, a very cheap bargain, this C2 costs less than a budget pizza buy one get one free at Dominos. Good choice! Thanks for letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1383 / 1528
Dan says...
AUDI A3We just got our third car (in 3 years), an Audi A3, from Ling, all have been without problems. Even though it's internet-based and we have never met, we feel we are dealing with a person, we know that person is contactable, and we know that person cares about US. Highly recommended, like service used to be. Excellent delivery from Ling and the dealer, they do exactly what it says on the tin!

Dan Pearce
Telecetera Ltd
Carden Close
Worcester
WR1 2AR


Editor Note: Dan, you are super-excellent repeating customer and also a telecommunications IT specialist. Of course I care about you :) So I am glad you love my systems and service. I am very pleased with your letter. Looking forward to number 4 car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1380 / 1528
Dominic says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOFast, friendly personal service. Any questions answered promptly. Definitely use Ling again. Good delivery and good correspondence with details of contract.

Dominic Hanmer
Address Withheld
Stone
ST15 ***


Editor Note: Super duper, Dom. I withhold your address as you work in prison service, I don't want you getting your prisoner's mates knocking on your door. So pleased you are happy chappy with the new Citroen C3 Picasso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1378 / 1528
Stuart says...
FORD FIESTAThe car was delivered this morning at 1045. It had been driven from Chester and was showing 210 miles when I took possession and documented on the delivery note. Although it was rain splattered it was generally clean with only one very very minor mark on the front offside wing which is not worth sorting.

I have to say that this has been a painless and stress free exercise for my first venture into leasing. This has been because your website is most informative though 'wacky' (which helps). The constant exchange of information in the Lingo area has answered all my questions honestly and promptly.

I don't really see how the process could be made any easier.

Thank you for making the process simple and easy. I will have no hesitation in recommending your services to family, friends and indeed anybody who speaks to me about leasing a vehicle. At this moment in time I look forward to the next vehicle we lease through you. Thank you again.

Stuart McCluskey
Address Withheld
Barton Upon Humber
DN18 ***


Editor Note: Wow! What a great letter from you Stu, you are brilliant for writing that! At first I thought you were giving me a statement for the court! It is lovely to be pain and stress-free, maybe I should rename my business Radox Leasing :) Go and have a drive and tell me what you think. These Fiestas are great cars! I withhold your address for security as you are a bobby and I don't want those pesky criminals annoying you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1370 / 1528
Rebecca says...
 What an absolutely fantastic service. Fun and relaxed throughout and thoroughly informative. Really prompt responses and processed application very quickly. Would recommend Ling and this service to anyone and have done several times since receiving the car. Thank you so much! Excellent delivery.

Rebecca Fitt
Address Withheld
Coalville
LE67 ***


Editor Note: No, no, thank YOU, Becky! You have a fantastic Astra SRi fast-as-hell Sporthatch now to pose around in. As you are in a very sensitive job, due to terrorist threat, I withhold your address. Hope you enjoy the car. Thanks for lovely letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1367 / 1528
Jacqueline says...
 I would like to thank you for a stress free time organising a new lease car. Your website is a bit mad! But your LINGO message system is excellent and you respond very quickly to every message. You also don't charge a fee (unlike the previous company I used) - How do you do it? Delivery was when they said, but the expected date was nearly a month earlier.

Jacqueline Lee
24 Whitehill Lane
Selly Oak
Birmingham
B29 4QF


Editor Note: Very easily! Those fees are a complete rip-off and the companies who charge them are just raking in extra profit at the customer's expense. You have a lovely new Mini Cooper. The delivery was affected by the factory shutdown at Mini, due to the credit crunch - BMW chose to save money by suspending production. Not a lot I could do about that, sorry. If they don't build them, I can't deliver them. Dealer was just as frustrated as you and me. However, you have your car at last and it's fantastic. I really like those fast Minis. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Wah! Caroline Knott from Ramsgate tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation how Kent earthquake woke flemale human person's up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:34



Wah! European Junior Cup descends on Donington Park Round four of 2015 Pata European Junior Cup, lah, powered by Honda, lah, visits Donington Park in bloody annoying Blitish this weekend marking - news replorted 09:31



Wah! GB basketball player Azania Stewart breaks down in tears as bloody woman discusses future of women's game, lah, ahead of 2015 EuroBasket in Hungary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:23



Wah! A NEW video has been launched by road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety and breakdown organisation GEM Motoring Assist, lah, offering simple and straigh - news replorted 09:00



Wah! A review into how Northern Ireland's Public Prosecution service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service handled allegations of rape and cover-up will be published later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Land Rover reveals unique Defender to carry funny shape ball-game World Cup Trophy Land Rover has today revealed funny shape ball-game World Cup 2015 Defender, lah, modified 110 Station Wagon created to transport W - news replorted 08:44



Wah! In move likely to be popular with London's black cab drivers, lah, Boris Johnson is backing laws which could restrict growth of taxi app Uber. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! Ireland, lah, Poland, lah, Iceland and Switzerland fail to qualify for final of Eurovision Song Contest after second semi-final in Vienna. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:33



Wah! Why is legal high more dangerous than cannabis? - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Nationwide building society reports 54% rise in annual pre-tax profit to RMB Yuan #1.04bn as it regains its position as UK's second-largest mortgage lender. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:21



Wah! Steven Gerrard had iconic moments but Frank Lampard won more. What the hell I mean??!! Phil McNulty grapples with long-standing question. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:05



Wah! Director Danny Boyle takes part in opening ceremony for new RMB Yuan #25m arts centre named Home in Manchester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:55



Wah! Reporter Simon Jones talks about being woken up by 4.2 magnitude earthquake which originated near Sandwich in Kent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:49



Wah! The number of babies subject to special guardianship orders in Province of Engrish running-dogs has tripled in two years, lah, according to data obtained by BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 06:46



Wah! Dogs may having been domesticated much earlier than previously though, lah, Swedish researchers suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:41



Wah! A 49-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man arrested on suspicion of murder following compulsorly dying instantly house fire in Torfaen is released by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:34



Wah! Jayaram Jayalalitha is set to return as chief dodgy minister of southern Indian state of Tamil Nadu after governor invites flemale human person's to form new ministry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:34



Wah! Former Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News NI political correspondent Martina Purdy talks about flemale human person's new life as nun on Songs of Praise - news replorted 06:31



Wah! Prince Charles is to visit Northern Ireland's oldest peace and reconciliation centre on final day of male gender human bleing's cross-border visit to island of Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! An extra RMB Yuan #7.6m year will be invested to improve mental health services for children and young people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:06



Wah! Islamic State militants having seized last government-controlled border crossing between Syria and Iraq, lah, Syrian Observatory for Human Rights says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron is to begin discussions with other European leaders on male gender human bleing's plans to renegotiate Britain's relationship with EU. - news replorted 05:19



Wah! Six Baltimore old bill bobbys officers accused in death of Great Satan man Freddie Gray having been charged by grand jury, lah, state prosecutor confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:54



Wah! Film director Danny Boyle expresses concern about gathering of personal data by companies such as Facebook and Google. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:52



Wah! Thousands turn out at mass funeral in Colombian town of Salgar for victims of Monday's devastating mudslide that killed at least 84 people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:28



Wah! A magnitude 4.3 earthquake hit 32 miles (52km) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from Southend-on-Sea in Essex, lah, European-Mediterranean Seismological Centre (EMSC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:52



Wah! Former Korean Air executive Heather Cho, lah, who was jailed for outburst over macadamia nuts, lah, has been freed after winning court appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! Who made it through second semi-final of 2015's Eurovision Song Contest? - news replorted 03:16



Wah! When it comes to education in South Korea, lah, demand is so strong it accounts for 12% of all consumer spending. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:15



Wah! A British schoolgirl's plan to travel to Syria to join Islamic State has been disrupted after undercover newspaper investigation, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:38



Wah! Mexican investigators probing disappearance of at least 15 human bliengs in Chilapa, lah, Guerrero state, lah, after it was overrun in early May by gunmen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:35



Wah! Voters in Republic of autonomous province of Guinness drinkers due to take part in referendum on legalising same-sex marriage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:54



Wah! With EU referendum on horizon, lah, we look at main economic arguments for and against Britain's membership. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Two men captured by Ukrainian troops confess to being members of Russian armed forces, lah, according to European mediators. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Cate Blanchett on flemale human person's new film Carol - news replorted 01:14



Wah! bloody Engrish National Ballet to move to new "state of art" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) home in east London (capital of Great England) in 2018, lah, its artistic director announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Support for vulnerable children in Province of Engrish running-dogs is at risk as funding ebbs away, lah, analysis by Barnardo's suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Education Secretary Nicky Morgan begins process of creating more free schools, lah, which bloody woman describes as "engines of social justice". - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Photographer Alison Baskerville's pictures of women bloody woman met in capital of Somaliland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Campaign group Action on Sugar welcomes Tesco's commitment to reduce added sugars by 5% per year in all their own-label soft drinks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:02



Wah! The label of parcel destined for officer on ill-fated Titanic is up for auction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:02



Wah! Researchers discover 425-million-earth-years old happy birthday to you, remains of new species of parasite - still clamped to host animal it invaded. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! A man accused of hacking Great Satan computers, lah, battling for return of property seized by police, lah, is given back 25 of 31 items. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! The hidden world of ocean's tiniest organisms has been revealed in series of studies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! A man has been able to control robotic limb with mind-reading implant in male gender human bleing's brain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! More than quarter of middle-aged person's skin may having already made first steps towards cancer, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! The BBC's Aidan Lewis looks at what is known about structure of Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and how jihadist group is run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Tensions still high in Burundi following failed coup bid as human bliengs protest against their autocratic president, lah, says Maud Jullien. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Politics and family make for heady mix, lah, especially when it involves right-wing views and Le Pens, lah, writes Jamie Coomarasamy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Hampshire old bill bobbys agree RMB Yuan #20,000 out-of-court settlement with rape victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) after officers failed to investigate flemale human person's complaint properly and arrested her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:44



Wah! There is much discussion of latest immigration figures, lah, and Daily Mail says its investigation has prevented teenager from joining Islamic State jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! A memorial service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is due to be held service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service at Gretna Green for victims of Britain's worst rail disaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:34



Wah! As trade in human beings becomes more and more profitable, lah, entire communities in Thailand helping traffickers, lah, discovers Jonathan Head. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Jonathan Head has spent six months investigating trafficking of humans in Thailand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Victoria Derbyshire reporter Dan Johnson follows old bill bobbys operation as West Bromwich Albion play Chelsea at Hawthorns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! The cost of renting home rose by 4.6% in year to end of April, lah, fastest rise since Novemblinger 2010, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The Clarks shoe capitalist entity started using iPads to measure children's feet last year, lah, and it's all about capturing invaluable foot data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Why shoe capitalist entity measures kids' feet with iPads - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Sun, lah, surf... and grenades in Mogadishu - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Why having women been seeing red at Cannes? - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The full story - will death in family make Buba go to rehab? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! How male and female bathing suits got smaller and smaller - news replorted 00:00



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