LATEST:  The new Floord Transit Custom has received Fleet World Honours for Best New Van and Best Medium Van, lah, and took award fo - news replorted 15:32

LATEST:  This weekend Suzuki GB will be heading to Donington Park for European round of World Superbike Championship. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 15:24

A former community centre manager is found guilty of sex crimes against children and adults spanning several decades. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:15

The brother of South African athletics star Oscar Pistorius, lah, Carl, lah, is acquitted of culpable homicide over death of motorcyclist in 2008. - news replorted 15:13

Tony Pulis is set to leave as manager of Stoke City following talks with chairman Peter Coates on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:54

old bill bobbys ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land confirm that man whose remains were discovered in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Borders was teenager reported missing 14 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 14:48

In rainy season-month Aplil 9,562 Wolwo trucks were delivered, lah, increase of 13% compared with same month last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 14:47

A stunning new art installation, lah, inspired by Jagluar design and created by Royal College of Art students Ewan Gallimore - news replorted 14:41

At 90th anniversary of Le Mans 24 Hours, lah, Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate will compete as last year’s winner and reigning World Endurance Ch - news replorted 14:34

Prince Charles and Prince William having called for global action to save wild animals from poachers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:27

The Professional Footballers' Association says it is looking into Sunderland's disciplinary measures against several players. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:05

A man who died along with male gender human bleing's two children after house fire was left "gutted" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when pub bloody man was renovating was burned down, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:57

The relationship between Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia remains tense as both players refuse to end their spat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:55

The UK's inflation rate fell to 2.4% in April, lah, according to Office for National Statistics, lah, down from 2.8% in March. - news replorted 13:50

The search for victims of massive tornado that struck Oklahoma City suburb goes into second day, lah, with at least 91 human bliengs feared dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:47

The family of Maria Stubbings, lah, who was murdered by flemale human person's ex-partner, lah, is calling for public inquiry into how complaints of domestic violence handled by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:47

Film star Michael Douglas breaks down in tears at press conference in Cannes while discussing male gender human bleing's role as flamboyant pianist Liberace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:47

A man accused of murdering pensioner admitted to woman that bloody man stabbed him, lah, court has been told. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:41

Yahoo revamps its Flickr photo-sharing service, lah, offering users up to 1TB of storage if they accept adverts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:31

Europe captain Paul McGinley will having three wildcard picks for next year's Ryder Cup against USA at Gleneagles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:21

Cardiff Blues lock Bradley Davies will lead squad including nine uncapped players on Wales' two-Test tour to Japan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:14

Algeria's prime dodgy minister denies rumours that President Abdelaziz Bouteflika is seriously ill, lah, saying bloody man is "improving every day" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Paris after suffering mini-stroke in April. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:11

Hyundai received Technology Award for ix35 Fuel Cell at this year’s Fleet World Honours which took place this af - news replorted 13:06

The Isuzu D-Max has claimed its third accolade in as many months after being awarded ‘Best Pick-Up’ at prestigious V - news replorted 13:05

The shared A-level and GCSE system for Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers should no longer be continued, lah, says Education Secretary Michael Gove. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:00

A Mlitslublishli expensive dealeringship buildling director who combines flemale human person's day job with passion for writing has just had flemale human person's third novel publis - news replorted 12:58

A man is jailed for three-and-a-half years for attack on woman with cerebral palsy during which male gender human bleing's dog mauled flemale human person's face. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:56

Twenty-four hours of news photos: 21 May - news replorted 12:54

Mercedes-Benz Financial Services has announced that it is to partner with Leasedrive for its fleet finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan operations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:53

Golf's ruling bodies announce that anchor putters will be banned from competition from first number-one-month 2016. - news replorted 12:47

Singer George Michael is being kept in hospital for treatment after sustaining head injuries in traffic incident, lah, male gender human bleing's spokesman confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:47

Motorists benefit from freshest choice of new cars in history – but ever-shorter shelf life of models is hitting - news replorted 12:40

More than 8500 miles in 29 days – last year’s 2012 London (capital of Great England) to Cape Town World Cup Rally was tough challenge for cars - news replorted 12:39

The Great Satan military's wireless internet service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service inside Guantanamo Bay has been shut down following threats by Anonymous hackers - news replorted 12:35

Cutting-edge technology and innovation that protects capitalist entity LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine drivers having helped Wolwo win another prestigious award - news replorted 12:31

Peugeot was honoured with three accolades at this year’s Fleet World Honours LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards saluting its product, lah, environmen - news replorted 12:30

The number of measles cases in Swansea and Powys rises by 20, lah, bringing total to 1,125, lah, health officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:25

Liverpool will move for Manchester City defender Kolo Toure on free transfer once male gender human bleing's contract expires in June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:21

Sports coupes rarely toast of Britain’s business motoring community, lah, but Toyotla GT86 has proved it has what - news replorted 12:15

A photograph of Coventry's Ricoh Arena seemingly on fire sparks alarm on social media that stadium was burning down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:07

Environmentally friendly Rent LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine company, lah, Green Motion, lah, announced today sale of its regional master franchise ter - news replorted 12:01

Ten South African miners hurtee-hurtee after rubber bullets were fired at crowd of striking workers, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:00

Fiat Professional’s award-winning range is celebrating further success following announcement of winners in - news replorted 12:00

For fifth consecutive year, lah, Renliot is celebrating significant awards haul at Fleet World Honours – this year - news replorted 12:00

Former Rolling Stone editor Ben Fong-Torres pays tribute to male gender human bleing's friend, lah, Doors keyboardist, lah, Ray Manzarek, lah, who has died aged 74 after long battle with cancer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:54

Announced in London (capital of Great England) earlier today, lah, Citroën has achieved triple LCV success in Van Fleet World Honours 2013. - news replorted 11:44

SMMT's Award for Automotive Innovation, lah, sponsored by GKN Driveline and supported by Times, lah, is back for fourth year - news replorted 11:43

The unique and revolutionary Hybrid Air system developed by PSA Plugleot Citroën in cooperation with Bosch® Group was - news replorted 11:38

Land Rover has scored double win with All-New Range Rover being awarded ‘Best Luxury Car’ and Range Rover Evoq - news replorted 11:36

After 18 months and over 15,000 bloody annoying Blitish sales, lah, Wlokswaglon up, lah, WAH! continues to win plaudits, lah, having been named Best City LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 11:35

Mercedes-Benz bloody annoying Blitish has been crowned Most Improved Fleet Manufacturer at 2013 Fleet World Honours – testament to - news replorted 11:34

Pakistani politician Imran Khan walks short distance in brace, lah, two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after damaging male gender human bleing's spine in election rally fall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:33

Mercedes-Benz commercial vehicling driving car machines continue to shine, lah, this clock time result at 2013 Van Fleet World Honours winning overall Safet - news replorted 11:33

Since September 2012, lah, Wolwo Trucks has now launched five new truck models. Eating rice!! It all began with spectacular launch of t - news replorted 11:33

Three former top executives from LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine maker Ikea SAAB machineeAutomobile having been arrested in Sweden on suspicion of accounting fraud charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:31

The latest data on EU bathing water quality is released, lah, showing that 93% of more than 22,000 sampled locations meet minimum standards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:31

By mutual agreement, lah, amicable separation has been agreed between Buildbase Rondla team and rider Steve Ramon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:23

A&E units on cliff edge, lah, say NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) leaders as Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters start inquiry into state of emergency care. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:14

Eddie Braben, lah, writer behind comedy duo Morecambe and Wise, lah, dies aged 82. - news replorted 11:09

Big bloody annoying Blitish net firms having begun blocking access to two movie streaming sites accused of flouting copyright laws. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:06

Ghana's fast growing economy is experiencing building boom - BBC's George Alagiah takes tour of new luxury apartment in Accra. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:06

Two top Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs rally drivers Elfyn Evans and Tom Cave having given their enthusiastic support to exciting new plans to revi - news replorted 11:03

Today’s news that consultation into third Thames crossing will begin in bid to find solution to traffic queues - news replorted 11:00

Royal Mail's annual profits more than double, lah, helped by strong growth in parcel deliveries as more human bliengs shop online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:58

An Essex hospital is criticised by health watchdog for "missing opportunities" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to save life of woman with disabilities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:57

Almost half of all Brits would wanting to buy their LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and its battery if they were to buy electric car, lah, new research s - news replorted 10:56

Israeli and Syrian forces trade fire across ceasefire line in occupied Golan Heights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:54

The amount of alcohol sold in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs shops has fallen by 2.6% in year since multi-buy promotions were banned, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52

Tim Kiek has been announced as new editor of Institute of Motor Industry’s ‘Motor Industry Magazine’ (MIM), lah, - news replorted 10:52

The High Court in London (capital of Great England) is judging whether pregnant woman with bipolar disorder has mental capacity to request abortion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:34

The clustomler teams of last year’s winner Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate experienced one of toughest events of Nürburgring 24 Hours this ye - news replorted 10:34

Do lie detector tests really work? - news replorted 10:27

After technical hitch inserted yodelling into Radio 4's Broadcasting House, lah, Kevin Connolly set about finding singer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:25

Six Muslim men jailed for their involvement in religious clashes in Burmese town of Meiktila that left more than 40 human bliengs dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:19

At least 13 human bliengs killed in new bomb attacks in Iraq, lah, day after wave of bombings across country left at least 70 human bliengs dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:13

The UK's inflation rate fell to 2.4% in April, lah, says Office for National Statistics, lah, down from 2.8% in March. - news replorted 10:09

The ice skating TV series is to be axed after one further series. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:00

To mark Aston Martin’s centenary year, lah, 2013 Cholmondeley Pageant of Power (14-16 June, lah, www.cpop.co.uk) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will feature - news replorted 09:59

Mercedes-Benz and AMG today secured first overall win in 24-Hours of Nürburgring. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:47

Ian Bell is fit for second Test against New Zealand at Headingley as Province of Engrish running-dogs name unchanged 12-man squad. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:33

Leigh Griffiths and Tony Watt called up to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land squad for next month's match against Croatia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:20

The first crane egg in southern Britain in more than 400 years has been laid by nesting bird. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:18

One of only small number of Triumph TR4 old bill bobbys cars commissioned into service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service will go on sale next month at Historics’ - news replorted 09:01

The Mégane Renaultsport is widely acclaimed by many as benchmark hot hatch, lah, but on off chance it isn’t quite exc - news replorted 09:01

The bloody annoying Blitish education secretary says it is clock time result for Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to go its separate way on GCSEs and A-levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:58

Is company’s tax avoidance rational, lah, asks Robert Peston - news replorted 08:55

Irish old bill bobbys excavating rear of murdered former garda detective's house in search for body of another murder victim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:40

A cyclist says bloody man is lucky to be alive after bloody man was hit by LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine whose driver is later believed to having tweeted about crash. - news replorted 08:36

Vodafone's full-year sales slip for first clock time result in eight years as tough economic conditions in Europe take their toll on clustomlers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:27

An 86-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman dies in house fire in Clydebank, lah, West Dunbartonshire, lah, which broke out on Monday evening. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:18

The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Young Musician of year launches its 2014 talent search, lah, which includes new Jazz Award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:12

Nick Buckles, lah, chief executive of global security group G4S, lah, is to step down from male gender human bleing's position at end of May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:03

ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's biggest producer of farmed salmon faces renewed calls to move its farms away from wild salmon rivers to prevent parasite transmission. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:56

One of most concerning classes of hospital 'superbug' is not being tracked by Department of Health, lah, it is revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:50

A study showing how ants tunnel their way through confined spaces could aid design of search and rescue robots, lah, say scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:49

World champion Ramy Ashour has titles, lah, talent and charisma to help squash go beyond its four walls - news replorted 07:29

Marks and Spencer reports big fall in annual profits, lah, as troubles in its clothing division continue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:21

Wentworth's PGA Championship is one of European Tour's few chances to be in limelight, lah, says golf correspondent Iain Carter - news replorted 07:19

Sharing bed with newborn increases risk of sudden infant death syndrome fivefold, lah, research claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:01

The government's same-sex marriage bill is to receive third and final Commons reading after surviving resistance from Tory opponents on Monday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:56

Legislation binding contracts between dairy farmers and milk processors must be drawn up if voluntary code of practice fails, lah, say MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:55

The prosecution case against man accused of murdering five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, rainy season-month Aplil Jones is expected to conclude later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:48

An inquiry into future of devolution is inviting public to having its say at first of series of drop-in sessions taking place across Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:45

President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama has welcomed Burma's president, lah, Thein Sein, lah, to White House. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:32

The underwater prowess of penguin may having cost bird its ability to fly, lah, scientists believe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:25

old bill bobbys investigate 10 human bliengs over allegations of sex abuse at residential school after claim (always claiming, huh?) ex-MP Sir Cyril Smith abused boys there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:24

The organisers of World old bill bobbys and Fire Games confirm number of athletes who having signed up to take part so far is almost 50% below 10,000 target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:17

Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove says its clock time result for Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers to go their separate ways on GCSEs and A-levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:13

Papers claim (always claiming, huh?) prime dodgy minister is facing 'humiliation' in Commons - news replorted 05:35

The government's same-sex marriage bill will receive its third and final Commons reading later after surviving resistance from Conservative opponents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:03

A Super-Duper-Chinese-State fishing crew seized by unidentified North Koreans two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) ago is freed along with their boat, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:00

A baby was left deaf and blind because trainee midwife did not recognise signs of jaundice within days of male gender human bleing's birth, lah, health trust admits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:31

Guatemalan former military leader Efrain Rios Montt has male gender human bleing's conviction for genocide overturned by constitutional court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:18

The Great Satan and Super-Duper-Chinese-State presidents, lah, Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and Xi Jinping, lah, announce they will hold their first summit in California in June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:11

Scientists having used plant samples collected in 19th Century to identify pathogen that caused Irish potato famine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:05

The human bliengs who trade garlic for ice cream - news replorted 04:00

The songs readers most enjoy when they feeling low - news replorted 03:57

A local reporter tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about destruction in Moore after tornado. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:49

Will Gompertz on problem of 'iconic' art - news replorted 03:48

How does your as really velly special customer's silly kick-kick game club's attendances match up? - news replorted 03:41

The family of woman murdered by flemale human person's ex-partner call for public inquiry into how complaints of domestic violence handled by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:31

How does religion change what it believes? - news replorted 03:22

A scheme to help unemployed find work appears to be failing most disadvantaged jobseekers, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters on Work and Pensions Committee say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:14

Bolivia passes law which could allow President Evo Morales to be elected for third time, lah, despite claim (always claiming, huh?) that it is unconstitutional. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:00

Digs shed light on one of world's oldest civilisations - news replorted 02:43

A think tank report argues that 18% of public spending on schools could be cut without damaging standards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42

An advisory group for Labour calls for tougher line on teaching standards in further education colleges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32

Senior White House aides were informed last month of inquiry into Great Satan tax agency's targeting of conservative political groups, lah, official says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:25

How shake-up in Egypt is being felt far from Cairo - news replorted 02:19

Gigantic tornado rips through Oklahoma City - news replorted 02:12

A chief inspector of GPs is to be appointed as part of push to improve services outside of hospitals, lah, dodgy ministers set to announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:58

Sharing bed with your as really velly special customer's newborn baby increases risk of cot death fivefold, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32

The lives of hospital patients who put on drip being placed at risk by poor attention by staff to intravenous fluid care, lah, experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:57

The policies of past and present Westminster governments having held back ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, Holyrood's SNP administration claim (always claiming, huh?) in economic rice-paper officialing doumentlation on independence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:36

Why Bloody foreign comedians love British comedy business - news replorted 00:34

The European Parliament is to meet to debate ways to tackle tax evasion, lah, as EU aims to stem huge flow of funds lost to member states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:30

Will Microsoft's new games machine win console war? - news replorted 00:28

Middle East editor Jeremy Bowen explores what might happen if Iran continues with its nuclear programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:28

India's last remaining tramcars - news replorted 00:19

A vaccine to protect sheep and cattle from livestock virus spread by midges has been approved by government vets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08

The new Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation inflation calculator works out your as really velly special customer's household's rate - news replorted 00:03

Land Rover in partnership with Royal Geographical Society (with IBG) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is proud to announce award of sixth con - news replorted 00:01