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Ford Escort Mk1
Ford Escort Mk2
Ford Escort Mk3
Ford Cortina
Ford Fiesta


Q2.
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Toyota MR2
Triumph TR7
Marcos
Fiat X 1/9
Lancia Stratos


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A Hongqi (Red Flag) HQD sedan. Who complained?

Jeremy Clarkson
Bentley Motors
Rolls Royce
Mercedes Benz
Maybach


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Name the car from golden age of British motoring...

Morris Marina
Austin Princess
Austin Allegro
Austin Ambassador
Austin 1100


Q5.
Identify the blurry car:

Renault Scenic
Fiat Idea
Nissan Tino
Vauxhall Zafira
Ford C-Max


Q6.
Who's face has been scratched into the mud on this Mini?

Henri Michelin (Tyre inventor)
Joseph Stalin (Benefactor)
Alec Issigonis (created MINI)
Albert Einstein (Mathematician)
Eric Quandt (BMW Founder)


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Ford Ka
Fiat Punto
Kia Rio
Renault Clio
Vauxhall Corsa


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What's the make of this V8 car

Chevy
Aston
Jaguar
Nissan
Mitsubishi


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Hyundai
Europestar (Youngmanauto)
Lexus
Chrysler
Buick


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This is a Vanwall in 1958, at the Belgian GP. Who is the driver?

Stirling Moss
Tony Brooks
Enzo Ferrari
Jackie Stewart
James Hunt


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Name the car this interior is from

Ford Escort
Vauxhall Astra
Opel Kadett
Nissan Sunny
VW Golf


Q12.
This headlight is for which car?

BMW 5 series
Mazda 6
Alfa 156
VW Scirocco
Audi A3


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