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Q1.
Which computer does Ling prefer to use for personal use?

IBM Thinkpad
Dell Inspiron
Dell latitude
Apple iBook
She doesn't use one


Q2.
Name the bike (Remember these? Everyone fell of their FS1Es in awe when these arrived!)

Honda 750
Kawasaki Ninja
Kawasaki Z750
Kawasaki Z1300
Triumph Thunderbird


Q3.
Nice ski-car. Can you name it?

Polski-Fiat
Lada
Moskovich
Fiat
Wartburg


Q4.
Name the car

Chevrolet Corvette
Pontiac Firebird
Trans-Am
Ford Mustang
Chevy Impala


Q5.
Name the car (yawn)

Vauxhall VX220
Vauxhall Carlton
Vauxhall Cavalier
Opel Ascona
Renault 18


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What value of new cars did I lease in 2008 at retail prices?

£35 million
£28 million
£100 million
£17 million
£5 million


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Is this engine from a

Fiesta
Mini
Nova
Horizon
Alpine


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Better than a Superdream. Was this motorbike made in...

East Germany
Czechoslovakia
Slovenia
Russia
Ukraine


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Can you name the sports car?

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Triumph TR7
Fiat X 1/9
Ferrari 328
Lotus Elite


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Renault Scenic
Fiat Idea
Nissan Tino
Vauxhall Zafira
Ford C-Max


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Name the car (Doesn't this illustrate how BORING these cars are?)

Toyota Avensis
Toyota Corolla
Mitsubishi Carisma
Hyundai Elantra
Daewoo Nubira


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Silly cow! Name the car:

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Daewoo
Hyundai
Kia
Daihatsu


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