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Q1.
Identify the car in this old advert

Renault Clio
Seat Ibiza
Fiat 127
Fiat Strada
Renault 5


Q2.
Name the car this interior is from

Ford Escort
Vauxhall Astra
Opel Kadett
Nissan Sunny
VW Golf


Q3.
Name the two crap American cars:

Chevrolet Chevette below AMC Gremlin
AMC Pacer above Chevrolet Chevette
AMC Gremlin below AMC Pacer
Chevrolet Chevette above AMC Pacer
AMC Gremlin above AMC Pacer


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The year is 1957, the race is Spa 1000km, what is the car?

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Jaguar C Type
Jaguar D Type
Jaguar E Type
Jaguar A Type


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Name the car

Ford Escort Cabrio
VW Golf Cabrio
Renault Megane Cabrio
Vauxhall Astra Cabrio
Peugeot 307 Cabrio


Q6.
Name the horse (that was a joke) - Real question: Name the car...

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Skoda
Zastava
Yugo
Fiat


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"Hello" in Mandarin Chinese is:

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Zai Jian
Xie Xie
Ping Pong
Dim Sum


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In which country did Ling meet her husband?

Finland
Norway
China
UK
France


Q9.
How much is missing?

30
40
50
60
80


Q10.
Name this Russian police car (Clue; It's not the Lincoln, ...duh)

Volga Gaz 3102
Moskovitch 2201
Trabant Variant 1800
Lincoln Crown Victoria
Mercedes Benz 300


Q11.
Better than a Superdream. Was this motorbike made in...

East Germany
Czechoslovakia
Slovenia
Russia
Ukraine


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Name the car in the fog:

Austin Ambassador
Mazda 323
Fiat Strada
Citroen Visa
Talbot Horizon


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