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VW
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The model is a "Vega". What make is it?

Mercury
Chevrolet
Ford
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Chrysler


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Aston
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Porsche
Nissan
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Ford Escort Mk3
Ford Cortina
Ford Fiesta


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Opel Accordion Saloon
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Austin Allegro
Austin Ambassador
Austin 1100


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Seat Ibiza
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Fiat Strada
Renault 5


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Henri Michelin (Tyre inventor)
Joseph Stalin (Benefactor)
Alec Issigonis (created MINI)
Albert Einstein (Mathematician)
Eric Quandt (BMW Founder)


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MGA
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Austin Healey Sprite


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South African police car
East Timorian anti-riot van
Iraqi civil defence truck
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