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Q1.
What does FIAT stand for? (Clue; FIAT themselves are so blinded by their own product that they think it stands for "Mercedes Benz"!)

Felicia Italiano Automobili Trueno
Fix It Again Tony
Ferrgano Italiano Automatico Targa
Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino
Ferrus Idioxido Absolluto Teribblo


Q2.
The year is 1957, the race is Spa 1000km, what is the car?

Jaguar B Type
Jaguar C Type
Jaguar D Type
Jaguar E Type
Jaguar A Type


Q3.
Was scrap when it was new. Name the car:

Fiat Strada
Austin Maestro
Renault 19
Citroen Xsara
Toyota Corolla


Q4.
Oooops. Name this car:

Ford Ka
Fiat Punto
Kia Rio
Renault Clio
Vauxhall Corsa


Q5.
Name the car (yawn)

Vauxhall VX220
Vauxhall Carlton
Vauxhall Cavalier
Opel Ascona
Renault 18


Q6.
Can you name the car?

Renault 6
Renault 4
Simca 1100
Renault 16
Simca 1301


Q7.
Name this interior... (Clue; It's not exactly a Mercedez Benz, is it?)

Seicento
Fiesta
Clio
Corsa
Matiz


Q8.
The year is 1973, the driver Shekhar Mehta. Name the car?

Datsun 240Z
Datsun 260Z
Datsun 280Z
Capri 3.0
Capri 3.2


Q9.
Where was the factory?

Canada
France
Japan
USA
UK


Q10.
Name the bike (Remember these? Everyone fell of their FS1Es in awe when these arrived!)

Honda 750
Kawasaki Ninja
Kawasaki Z750
Kawasaki Z1300
Triumph Thunderbird


Q11.
This is 1960 at the Nurburgring. Name the car?

Mercedes
Audi
Porsche
Jaguar D Type
Vanwall


Q12.
Typically, what size were the Ford petrol engines that shared a name with this Ford car?

2000cc
1600cc
1300cc
1800cc
2800cc


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