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MG
Triumph
Hillman Hunter
Sunbeam
Lancia


Q2.
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Alfa Romeo
Fiat
Lancia
Ford
Ferrari


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SAIC
Roewe
Opel
Ford
Peugeot


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Stirling Moss
Tony Brooks
Jackie Stewart
Graham Hill
Jack Brabham


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Ford Anglia
Hillman Hunter
Hillman Minx
Ford Cortina


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Hell of an on-ramp. Name the city:

Hong Kong
Pnongyang
Shanghai
Beijing
Tokyo


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Toyota MR2
Triumph TR7
Marcos
Fiat X 1/9
Lancia Stratos


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"Hello" in Mandarin Chinese is:

Ni Hao
Zai Jian
Xie Xie
Ping Pong
Dim Sum


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Where was the factory?

Canada
France
Japan
USA
UK


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Fiat Punto
Kia Rio
Renault Clio
Vauxhall Corsa


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This is a Daewoo Matiz (yuk). Before Daewoo used the car design, which other car company considered using it?

Proton
Kia
Toyota
Ford
Fiat


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In 2008 I send hundreds of FUKU noodles to which Ambassador, in protest?

Sri Lankan
Chinese
Indonesian
Burmese
Tibetan


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