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Q1.
Why did Ling get put on report in University in China?

She refused to do the political lessons
She refused to play Ping Pong on Saturdays
She refused to eat the food
She refused to do compulsory morning PT
She refused to bow to the principal


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Identify this car in the old advert:

VW
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Fiat
BMW
Austin


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This is a Chrysler 300C with special grille. Which car is it supposed to mimic?

Bugatti
Maybach
Rolls Royce
Bentley
Mercedes


Q4.
What nationality is Ling's passport?

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Chinese
Mongolian
Taiwanese
Hong Kong


Q5.
Name the car from golden age of British motoring...

Morris Marina
Austin Princess
Austin Allegro
Austin Ambassador
Austin 1100


Q6.
How many cars did Dodge register in the UK in Feb 2009?

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Better than a Superdream. Was this motorbike made in...

East Germany
Czechoslovakia
Slovenia
Russia
Ukraine


Q8.
0-60 in 1 second. Identify the make of the car

Fiat
Renault
Honda
Datsun
Daewoo


Q9.
What value of new cars did I lease in 2008 at retail prices?

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£100 million
£17 million
£5 million


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Achtung, amigo. For you, Juan, ze production is OVER! Guess the year this Mexican police car was registered...

1968
1975
1981
1994
1998


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What is this? (Clue; In Liverpool, it may be known as a taxi)

Serbian personnel carrier
South African police car
East Timorian anti-riot van
Iraqi civil defence truck
French Foreign Legion carrier


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Name the car:

Honda
Suzuki
Nissan
Subaru
Mitsubishi


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