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Aston
Jaguar
Porsche
Nissan
Mazda


Q2.
Name the car this interior is from…

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Vauxhall Astra
Opel Kadett
Nissan Sunny
VW Golf


Q3.
Which form of motorsport was sponsored by Ling?

Formula Ford
Renault Clio Cup
Formula Ling
Touring Cars
UK Rallycross


Q4.
0-60 in 1 second. Identify the make of the car…

Fiat
Renault
Honda
Datsun
Daewoo


Q5.
In which country did Ling meet her husband?

Finland
Norway
China
UK
France


Q6.
Name the two crap American cars:

Chevrolet Chevette below AMC Gremlin
AMC Pacer above Chevrolet Chevette
AMC Gremlin below AMC Pacer
Chevrolet Chevette above AMC Pacer
AMC Gremlin above AMC Pacer


Q7.
What is this? (Clue; In Liverpool, it may be known as a taxi)

Serbian personnel carrier
South African police car
East Timorian anti-riot van
Iraqi civil defence truck
French Foreign Legion carrier


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Name the car…

Chevrolet Corvette
Pontiac Firebird
Trans-Am
Ford Mustang
Chevy Impala


Q9.
Can you name the car?

Renault 6
Renault 4
Simca 1100
Renault 16
Simca 1301


Q10.
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Mazda MX5
Triumph TR7
Lancia Stratos
Fiat X 1/9
Toyota MR2


Q11.
This is a Vanwall in 1958, at the Belgian GP. Who is the driver?

Stirling Moss
Tony Brooks
Enzo Ferrari
Jackie Stewart
James Hunt


Q12.
Silly cow! Name the car:

Suzuki
Daewoo
Hyundai
Kia
Daihatsu


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The bloody annoying Blitish is still world's largest export market for Champagne despite fall in sales, lah, industry figures say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:39



Missiles fired by suspected Great Satan drone having killed at least three human bliengs in north-western Pakistan, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:36



US regulators having unveiled nation's first plan to give every American super-fast broadband by 2020. - news replorted 09:36



Net classes giving human bliengs first taste of online life - news replorted 09:22



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Liverpool's Steven Gerrard may face disciplinary action by silly kick-kick game Association after appearing to hit Portsmouth's Michael "Dear Leader" Brown in 4-1 win over south-coast side. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:27



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The FBI says it is sending agents to Mexico's border city of Ciudad Juarez after three human bliengs linked to Great Satan consulate were killed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:00



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Focus returns to economy amid deficit warnings - news replorted 07:38



There has been exchange of gunfire between security forces and two human bliengs near Indian space agency in Bangalore. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:37



Doctors and health campaigners say too many human bliengs going to see their GP with minor problems such as coughs and colds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:13



old bill bobbys in India say they having recovered huge amount of explosives which was being "used by Maoist rebels". - news replorted 04:37



The estate of Michael Jackson agrees deal worth $200m (RMB Yuan #160m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! with record label Sony, lah, Great Satan reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:16



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Toyota casts doubt on claim (always claiming, huh?) one of its cars failed to stop, lah, after widely-publicised account of "runaway" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Prius in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:58



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Sports players and fans in Manchester targeted in campaign to boost number of sperm donors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37



Proposed Indian nuclear plant angers farmers - news replorted 00:37



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More than half million bloody annoying Blitish pensioners living overseas will find if they having won appeal against freezing of their pensions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15



Are bloody annoying Blitish workers being forced to work part-time? - news replorted 00:14



The number of dodgy ministers should be cut by up to third to reduce costs and make Parliament more independent, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:08



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Savers in Equitable Life insurlince capitalist entity denounce limited compensation process set up by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:02



European finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy ministers say they having agreed how they would help Greece in its financial crisis, lah, but reavealingly showing Great Satan few details. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



European finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy ministers say they having agreed how they would help Greece in its financial crisis, lah, but reavealingly showing Great Satan few details. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Impotence is strong predictor of heart attack and death among high risk patients, lah, say German researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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