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Q1.
As well as Mandarin and English, Ling speaks one other language (badly). Is it?

Japanese
French
Togalog
Chinglish
Cantonese


Q2.
0-60 in 1 second. Identify the make of the car

Fiat
Renault
Honda
Datsun
Daewoo


Q3.
Which regional newspaper featured Ling and Viz?

Yorkshire Post
Manchester Evening News
Newcastle Journal
London Evening Standard
Liverpool Echo


Q4.
Identify the blurry car:

Renault Scenic
Fiat Idea
Nissan Tino
Vauxhall Zafira
Ford C-Max


Q5.
Which lesson did Ling have to study in school?

Tai Kwon Do
Karate
Gong Fu
Politics
Ping Pong


Q6.
Which form of motorsport was sponsored by Ling?

Formula Ford
Renault Clio Cup
Formula Ling
Touring Cars
UK Rallycross


Q7.
Name the car

Fiat Topolino
Ford Dixie
Toyoda Imp
Messerchmit T47
BMW TS850


Q8.
Name the car

Ford Escort Mk1
Ford Escort Mk2
Ford Escort Mk3
Ford Cortina
Ford Fiesta


Q9.
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Sarmart
Smartee
Smart
Shuanghuan
Geely


Q10.
Name the pickup

GMC Growler
Toyota Laredo
Toyota Range
Nissan Titan
Ford Explorer


Q11.
Name the car... (and WHAT a car! I am drooling over it):

Plymouth Barracuda
Ford Mustang
Pontiac Firebird
Chevy Impala
Chevy Corvette


Q12.
Name the two crap American cars:

Chevrolet Chevette below AMC Gremlin
AMC Pacer above Chevrolet Chevette
AMC Gremlin below AMC Pacer
Chevrolet Chevette above AMC Pacer
AMC Gremlin above AMC Pacer


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