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The year is 1957, the race is Spa 1000km, what is the car?

Jaguar B Type
Jaguar C Type
Jaguar D Type
Jaguar E Type
Jaguar A Type


Q2.
Name the car

Triumph Spitfire
MGA
AC Cobra
MGB GT
Austin Healey Sprite


Q3.
Rover now belong to the Chinese. What name on this car?

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Lover
Rower
Roewe
Geely


Q4.
Name the red car:

Morris Marina
Austin Princess
Austin Allegro
Austin Ambassador
Austin 1100


Q5.
Name the car:

Morris Ital
Morris Marina
Ford Cortina
Ford Escort
Renault 18


Q6.
Name the Chinese car website:

SAIC
Roewe
Opel
Ford
Peugeot


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American cool. What's the make?

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Chevy
Mercury
Cadillac
Dodge


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Name the car (Clue; These are crap cars)

Toyota Avensis
Toyota Corolla
Mitsubishi Carisma
Hyundai Elantra
Daewoo Nubira


Q9.
This headlight is for which car?

BMW 5 series
Mazda 6
Alfa 156
VW Scirocco
Audi A3


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Oooops. Name this car:

Ford Ka
Fiat Punto
Kia Rio
Renault Clio
Vauxhall Corsa


Q11.
Senna scored a hat-trick at Monaco. Name the year?

1991
1992
1993
1994
1995


Q12.
Name the Chinese car website:

Hyundai
Europestar (Youngmanauto)
Lexus
Chrysler
Buick


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