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Q1.
This is a Daewoo Matiz (yuk). Before Daewoo used the car design, which other car company considered using it?

Proton
Kia
Toyota
Ford
Fiat


Q2.
Name the car:

Mazda MX5
Triumph TR7
Lancia Stratos
Fiat X 1/9
Toyota MR2


Q3.
Can you name the car?

Citroen DS
Citroen Visa
Citroen CX
Citroen ID
Citroen GS


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Is this engine from a

Fiesta
Mini
Nova
Horizon
Alpine


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Name the car this interior is from

Toyota Land Cruiser
Mitsubishi Shogun
Jeep Cherokee
Nissan Patrol
Isuzu Trooper


Q6.
Which form of motorsport was sponsored by Ling?

Formula Ford
Renault Clio Cup
Formula Ling
Touring Cars
UK Rallycross


Q7.
Which country did Ling try and fail to complete her first MSc?

Norway
Finland
Sweden
Denmark
China


Q8.
These are aftermarket lights for a

Seicento
Fiesta
Corsa
Ka
Matiz


Q9.
Where was the factory?

Canada
France
Japan
USA
UK


Q10.
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Chevrolet Corvette
Pontiac Firebird
Trans-Am
Ford Mustang
Chevy Impala


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Which lesson did Ling have to study in school?

Tai Kwon Do
Karate
Gong Fu
Politics
Ping Pong


Q12.
Name the Chinese car website:

Sarmart
Smartee
Smart
Shuanghuan
Geely


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