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Q1.
Ling's mum is famous in China. Is she a ?

Doctor
Dentist
Urologist
Radiologist
Astrologist


Q2.
Name the red car:

Morris Marina
Austin Princess
Austin Allegro
Austin Ambassador
Austin 1100


Q3.
How many cars did Dodge register in the UK in Feb 2009?

3200
320
32
640
1064


Q4.
Why did Ling get put on report in University in China?

She refused to do the political lessons
She refused to play Ping Pong on Saturdays
She refused to eat the food
She refused to do compulsory morning PT
She refused to bow to the principal


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Name the 4x4

Jeep CJ45
Toyota Land Cruiser
Austin Champ
Nissan Patrol
Holden Buck


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This is a Chrysler 300C with special grille. Which car is it supposed to mimic?

Bugatti
Maybach
Rolls Royce
Bentley
Mercedes


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Is this engine from a

Alfa Romeo
Fiat
Lancia
Ford
Ferrari


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We know it's a Mercedes. Do you know the year?

1966
1968
1971
1973
1975


Q9.
Which form of motorsport was sponsored by Ling?

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Renault Clio Cup
Formula Ling
Touring Cars
UK Rallycross


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Name this car:

Kia Picanta
Fiat Seicento
Ford Ka
Daewoo Matiz
Nissan Micra


Q11.
Name this interior... (Clue; It's not exactly a Mercedez Benz, is it?)

Seicento
Fiesta
Clio
Corsa
Matiz


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566cc
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