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Customer Letter: 1519 / 1528
Graham says...
FORD FIESTAThis is the first time I have bought a new car, and I must say you have made it so easy, stress free (I did have a few handing over date problems) but your company did resolve them smoothly. Very good. Dealer was good – Prompt delivery.

Graham Roberts
414 Prescot Rd
Eccleston Hill
S Helens
WA10 3BT


Editor Note: Graham, yes, you were away a few days prior to delivery and it was difficult to arrange a date, but was all sorted in the end :) Happy you are pleased with your first new car and thanks so much for "stress free" opinion. That's what I aim for :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1466 / 1528
Paul says...
MERCEDES B-CLASSI had tried on numerous occasions to buy a B-Class Mercedes for my wife and new baby daughter. After going to various Mercedes dealers and them trying to sell me alternative cars or ones they had on special offer I was at my wits end!!! A work colleague recommended Ling and from the word go it was fast, efficient and so easy!! Ling and her staff keep you informed every step of the way constantly updating you on the progress.

I would have no hesitation on recommending Ling and using her again in the future. Excellent service!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, delivered on time, car's functions explained.

Paul Moran
15 Rostherne Cresent
Widnes
WA8 7PW


Editor Note: Paul, yes, why do dealers try and sell you cars you don't want? Glad I once again beat the standard Mercedes service levels and at the same time got you exactly what you wanted for your family. Cheap, too. Thanks so much for the letter, I loved to read that! Why do Mercedes put so much pressure on me to stop selling their cars? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1201 / 1528
Ian says...
MERCEDES M-CLASSThis is our second vehicle from Ling (and won't be the last) Service from start to finish was impeccable. Delivery was excellent. My new Mercedes M-Class was delivered 10am on New Years Eve as arranged.

Ian Beamish
9 Prestwick Close
Widnes
WA89DY


Editor Note: Super duper service from this Merc dealer, they did well delivering that close to Xmas as promised. Thanks so much for being a repeating customer, Ian, and enjoy posing in the M-Class. As MD of a successful estate agents in the current climate, I appreciate your comments. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1191 / 1528
Stephen says...
AUDI A3This is the second time I have used LINGsCARS and once again I can say that the service was second to none. I was kept up to date constantly about date of delivery etc (on the new LINGO system), and the new Audi A3 was on my drive within the time I was given. Thanks Ling. Delivery was excellent.

Stephen Smith
57 Wedgewood Gardens
St Benedicts Court
St Helens
WA9 5GA


Editor Note: Stephen, well, you are welcome. I like nothing more than repeating customers coming back for more punishment! You noticed a change with my new LINGO system, eh? See you in a couple of years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1134 / 1528
Bob says...
 Ling you are a pleasure to deal with – your crazy is great (like the Wall of China). And it's a very well organised operation – fantastic system – easy to follow – this is my second car from you – excellent service – great website – phone calls answered personally – emails answered quickly – new Lingo system very good - I like the way, as you pass through each stage of the whole contract hire process, you are kept informed of exactly where you are up to. The Toyota Avensis is great. Excellent delivery, the lady who delivered the car was great, even instructed me on the sat-nav!

Bob Gardner
City Jewellers
PO Box 25
Altincham
WA14 2FJ


Editor Note: Ho, ho, ho, and I even got you delivery from a fit bird!!! You should be pleased with me, Bob! You are such a fun customer to deal with and this is the second Avensis you have had. Glad you appreciate the Lingo, it is so much better than using email. Of course I answer phone calls personally :) But, I don't encourage phone calls - I want everything in writing on the Lingo. Bad boy! Enjoy the Toyota! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1103 / 1528
Gerald says...
carI knew what I wanted, an Audi A6. Other lease companies could not even offer an Audi, let alone the A6 that I wanted. Everything went smoothly and efficiently, with Ling keeping me informed at every stage of the process. I am delighted with the car and the service provided and would certainly recommend LINGsCARS to anyone looking to lease their next car. Good delivery!

Gerald Harland
Tarnwood
Dark Lane
Kingsley
WA6 8BH


Editor Note: Ged, glad you are happy! Luckily I have a very good Audi supplier. Enjoy the A6! You are MD of Kingsley Piping Engineering Ltd, so I value your opinions. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 824 / 1528
Scott says...
CarThanks, Ling! I love the Kia Picanto, will definitely rent again. I just need the car mats now!

Scott Fisher
12 Walden Close
Thelwall
Warrington
WA4 3HB


Editor Note: Scott, your car mats are in the post! From one customer with a Merc CLK (below) to you and your Kia Picanto - I am glad everyone likes the service. Hope to see you in two years. Wipe your feet before you stand on the mats! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 760 / 1528
Stanley says...
CarI wish that I could say something unpleasant... but everything went very well indeed with my new Zafira. Delivery excellent, no problems, delivery driver most helpful.

Stanley Dobson
19 Barsbank Lane
Lymm
WA13 0ER


Editor Note: Well, you are a retired head of personnel at a large pharmaceutical company, Stanley... so I appreciate your lack of complaints. I do my best to keep you happy :) Enjoy the Zafira, top car - VERY low price! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 741 / 1528
Chris says...
CarVery efficient, a bit wacky! But quick replies to emails - better to contact on email than phone (hey! I run a website business, I prefer things about cars in writing! - Ling) - but absolutely delighted with the service and efficiency of LINGsCARS and Ling.

When I didn't speak to Ling, the chap I did speak to was just as good as her! Excellent delivery, the chap spent time explaining how everything worked on the car. So well done - we will use you again and recommend you!!

Chris Green
166A Lunts Heath Road
Widnes
WA8 5AZ


Editor Note: Chris, well, you have a brilliant brand new Mini Cooper! Of course, I give more priority to email than the phone, as the phone is a bit inefficient and when I'm dealing with cars I need everything clearly in writing as it is easy to make expensive mistakes with £10-£40k cars. Chap you spoke to was Jon, my husband. I hope you have a great 2-years with your new cool car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 699 / 1528
Gregg says...
CarLing - You live up to your reputation. Very happy and many thanks.

Gregg Dimeloe
59 Stockdale Drive
Whittle Hall
Warrington
WA5 3RU


Editor Note: Gregg, short letter, but a nice one. Thanks :) Enjoy the Astra Soprt Hatch! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 555 / 1528
Eileen says...
CarLing, the A4 cab is fantastic! I really love it - all my neighbours think I have won the lottery!!!

The service and help that I received from you was first class, everything was explained fully - no hidden "bits". I have recommended you to all my friends (but not my neighbours because they will find out it was not a lottery win!).

On delivery, the guy was so helpful, he talked me through all aspects of the Audi cabriolet. Excellent!

Eileen Fisher
12 Walden Close
Thelwall
Warrington
WA4 2HB


Editor Note: Hahahaha, Eileen, you make me laugh. Just wait until all the charity people start banging on your door, demanding hand-outs. You will be up to your ears in Oxfam and Big Issue. I have ordered the same car for myself, an A4 Cabriolet, and I am jealous that you got yours first. I can't wait! Put on your shades, slap on your suncream, get the roof down and start posing. You deserve it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 508 / 1528
Edward says...
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A young lady from Gateshead called Ling,
Does a really peculiar thing,
Contract Hire cheap and simple,
With cute smile and dimple,
So get a great car from Ling - "WITH NO STRINGS!"


"Ling is amazing!!! Great service, great communication, she made the whole contract hire process really simple. I've recommended her to half a dozen people already and will definitely be getting my next new car through her in 2-years time. SAAB was delivered excellently, delivery man took the time to run through all the functions."

Edward Dobson
21 Brookside Avenue
Lymm
WA13 9BL


Editor Note: Mr Ed, you were a bit crazzzy yourself! What a lovely poem, I never realised you were bloody poet, I have it framed on my wall in my office. You seemed to really enjoy getting your car, especially as the weather was just turning to Spring. Have a great time swanning in your SAAB Convertible! Below, is return poem! - Ling

A madman called Ed from Lymm,
Didn't want a dealer skanking him,
So he logged on my website,
Clicked a SAAB - that's sexy alright,
Lost 10 years, his wig, and looks trim! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 501 / 1528
Paul says...
 "Very professional and straight down the line simple service with the minimum of fuss and red tape. This is the only way to finance a new car. Many thanks"

Paul Cuddy
Kosco Interiors
5006 Knutsford Road
Latchford
Warrington
WA4 1PL


Editor Note: Paul, I am glad you have your cheap Astra at last. These Astras are so cheap (for the SRi model) and I have sold dozens. So pleased that you are happy with everything - Ling



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Customer Letter: 478 / 1528
Alex says...
 "Ling provided a helpful, informative service. The website contains a comprehensive guide to contract hire, displayed in a concise, clear manner. The prices are very competitive. My Vauxhall Vectra was delivered on time, clean and in a pleasant manner. I would recommend using LINGsCARS.com to anyone who is looking for a great quote with a personal, helpful service. Ling; good luck for the future, I'm sure you will be a success in everything that you do. "

Alex Bottle
The Dance Workshop
65 Hollywell Drive
Warrington
WA1 2GE


Editor Note: Wow! I deal with real Fame Academy!! Alex, thanks for clear letter of support, you were a lovely person to deal with! Enjoy Vectra - Ling



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Customer Letter: 419 / 1528
Stephen says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOON"Ling is brilliant!!

I got exactly what I wanted, when I wanted it and at the price I required! The contact/communication was fantastic - no holding music - no waiting days for return emails.

Superb... and I got lots of free stuff (sweets/key rings). The BMW 3-series is excellent, by the way. The dealer delivered it at exactly 9.00am on the dot - excellent - as arranged. They also telephoned on the day to let me know they were on the way!"

Stephen Smith
24 Silverlime Gardens
St Helens
WA9 5UN


Editor Note: Stephen, I train the BMW dealer well, huh? Actually, BMW dealer is very good - one of the best I can find. They appreciate my orders, this is additional business for them so they give me massive discount and treat customers very well. Of course I don't have holding music, that is simply pointless and companies that use it should simply do the job better and answer the bloody phone. As you are on Merseyside, I should point out that I sent you the goodies voluntarily and that you didn't steal them :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 350 / 1528
Janet says...
AUDI A4 SALOON"Hi Ling,

Just to let you know car received today and all seems to be fine and in working order. Many thanks for your help through the process, which has not been too painful at all!"

Janet Adamson
Address Withheld
Warrington
WA5 ***


Editor Note: What a very nice car you have got, Jan! An Audi A4 Saloon 2.0t Fsi SE Multitronic, Leather, Auto Opening Boot Lid, Front Centre Armrest, Driver Inf System, Heated Front Seats, Split Folding Rear Seats, Multi Steering Wheel, very well specced and very cheap! Enjoy it, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 323 / 1528
Andrew says...
 "So it took about 4 weeks from first contact with Ling to delivery. BIG DEAL! It's the money I saved that's great! I didn't even have to get off my bum at all, as the car was delivered to my work - exactly when Ling said it would be. Fantastic!"

Andrew Caine
Aqua World Partnership
36 Church Street
Warrington
WA1 2SY


Editor Note: Whoa! First NASA (see letter below), now Aqua World! Isn't that Florida? Oh, no, it's Warrington, some northern drug dealer town. Never mind! That will do, I look forward to visiting killer whale "EckyThump" or whatever name is, in paddling pool in Warrington. My God, I have prestigious customers, eh? Enjoy Mazda RX-8, Andrew, you were VERY nice customer. Hope you have cheap petrol station nearby... - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 253 / 1528
Martin says...
CarWhat a great experience! Ling has bent over backwards to help at every opportunity! Highly recommended! Brilliant service. Thanks.

Martin Lonsdale
10 Kingfisher Drive
St Helens
WA11 9YQ


Editor Note: Oh! I am pleased you had a great time ordering new Mini One, Martin. I suppose bending over backwards is slightly more discreet than bending over forwards, as Google has just done for Chinese Government. Who was St Helen? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 193 / 1528
Ruth says...
CarLing, I was blown away with your "beyond the call of duty" service. Everything was handled efficiently, quickly and competitively. You delivered my Honda CRV when you said you would. The Honda dealer was excellent. I would definitely recommend and use you again!

Ruth Shearn
Managing Director
RMS Marketing, Advertising and PR
38 Oxford Rd
Altrincham
WA14 2EB


Editor Note: Ruth, thanks for letter, and thanks for flowers! I will ask you to do some PR for me. I like to give business back to customers, and all my printing, office supplies, insurance and now PR is handled by customers of mine - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 146 / 1528
Charles says...
CarLing,

I find your service to be absolutely excellent and I will certainly recommend you to others. Dealer; excellent.

Charles Agar
Davies Ridgeway Solicitors
21 Bold Street
Warrington
WA1 1DF


Editor Note: Solicitors favourite clients, Charles because your paperwork is always perfect. Enjoy BMW 118, thanks for comments about dealer - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 134 / 1528
Simon says...
Fantastic... not the usual boring crap... and good prices, too.

Simon Grimley
Rosebank
Finger Post Lane
Norley
Frodsham
WA6 8LA


Editor Note: Hehehe, I do not run usual boring crap company, Simon. Thanks - Ling



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Wah! Mike Bushell has been to visit one British couple who will be going for gold in motorsport event taking place 600m above earth - aerobatics - news replorted 08:09



Wah! The first group of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) medical staff due to travel to Sierra Leone on Saturday to help fight against Ebola outbreak. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:03



Wah! Suspected members of Somali militant group al-Shabab kill at least 28 human bliengs in attack on bus in northern Kenya, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:30



Wah! Human rights group Amnesty International has released software to stop governments learning secrets from your as really velly special customer's computer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:56



Wah! Ed Miliband insists Labour remains party of working human bliengs while accepting one of male gender human bleing's Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters was disrespectful to them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! Snowfall in north-east of Great Satan is subsiding, lah, forecasters say, lah, but there is now threat of flooding from rain at weekend as snow melts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! Labour urges government to ensure human bliengs taking advantage of new pension freedoms next rainy season-month Aplil not ripped off by financial firms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:30



Wah! US Vice-President Joe Biden is to meet Turkey's president, lah, aiming to push for bigger Turkish role in fight against Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! Talks on Iran's nuclear programme enter their final weekend, lah, but there is no sign yet of breakthrough as Monday's deadline looms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:09



Wah! Activists from Occupy London (capital of Great England) protest group stopped by old bill bobbys from setting up camp on Parliament Square. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:07



Wah! Heavy drinking, lah, jealous husband and Under Milk Wood - news replorted 04:49



Wah! The blind revolutionary nobody remembers - news replorted 03:53



Wah! Voters to go to polls in Bahrain's first parliamentary elections since Arab Spring protests in 2011, lah, but many Shias urging boycott. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:41



Wah! The nature of fighty bang-bang has changed, lah, says Jonathan Marcus, lah, and military might is no longer guarantee of success. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:18



Wah! The web's ironic take on what Russians think - news replorted 03:14



Wah! Will Gompertz looks at whether "artistic statue" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of Kim Karsdashian's bottom would be art or not - news replorted 03:11



Wah! Pole-dancers having been practising in streets in Buenos Aires ahead of South American Pole-Dancing Championships, lah, which start on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:10



Wah! Mexico's government vows to take action on rule of law and restore credibility in institutions, lah, after disappearance of 43 students. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:05



Wah! How to make it as cinematographer - news replorted 03:02



Wah! A new video is issued featuring John Cantlie, lah, Briton held by Islamic State militant group in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:31



Wah! A Great Satan inquiry finds no wrongdoing by "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama administration in responding to deadly 2012 attack on Great Satan consulate in Benghazi, lah, Libya. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:22



Wah! At least 12 human bliengs having been hurtee-hurtee in suspected gas explosion which has led to evacuation of central London (capital of Great England) hotel, lah, ambulance officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:06



Wah! The first NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) staff due to fly from London (capital of Great England) to Sierra Leone to help fight against Ebola virus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The deadly Ebola outbreak can be ended "by mid-2015" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if world speeds up its response, lah, UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:16



Wah! Two British men reported to having been killed while fighting alongside Islamic State militants in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:25



Wah! At clock time result of international conflict two centuries ago, lah, did Britain assassinate enemy agent while world was looking other way? - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Wayne Rooney's got 100 - but is it still big deal? - news replorted 00:11



Wah! old bill bobbys will be stopping passers-by in Meadows area of Edinburgh exactly week after 19-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman was raped there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Papers examine what UKIP's win in Rochester by-election means for Labour and Conservatives, lah, and preview Claudia Winkleman's return to Strictly Come Dancing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:00



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