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Customer Letter: 1519 / 1527
Graham says...
FORD FIESTAThis is the first time I have bought a new car, and I must say you have made it so easy, stress free (I did have a few handing over date problems) but your company did resolve them smoothly. Very good. Dealer was good – Prompt delivery.

Graham Roberts
414 Prescot Rd
Eccleston Hill
S Helens
WA10 3BT

Editor Note: Graham, yes, you were away a few days prior to delivery and it was difficult to arrange a date, but was all sorted in the end :) Happy you are pleased with your first new car and thanks so much for "stress free" opinion. That's what I aim for :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1466 / 1527
Paul says...
MERCEDES B-CLASSI had tried on numerous occasions to buy a B-Class Mercedes for my wife and new baby daughter. After going to various Mercedes dealers and them trying to sell me alternative cars or ones they had on special offer I was at my wits end!!! A work colleague recommended Ling and from the word go it was fast, efficient and so easy!! Ling and her staff keep you informed every step of the way constantly updating you on the progress.

I would have no hesitation on recommending Ling and using her again in the future. Excellent service!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, delivered on time, car's functions explained.

Paul Moran
15 Rostherne Cresent

Editor Note: Paul, yes, why do dealers try and sell you cars you don't want? Glad I once again beat the standard Mercedes service levels and at the same time got you exactly what you wanted for your family. Cheap, too. Thanks so much for the letter, I loved to read that! Why do Mercedes put so much pressure on me to stop selling their cars? - Ling

Customer Letter: 1201 / 1527
Ian says...
 This is our second vehicle from Ling (and won't be the last) Service from start to finish was impeccable. Delivery was excellent. My new Mercedes M-Class was delivered 10am on New Years Eve as arranged.

Ian Beamish
9 Prestwick Close

Editor Note: Super duper service from this Merc dealer, they did well delivering that close to Xmas as promised. Thanks so much for being a repeating customer, Ian, and enjoy posing in the M-Class. As MD of a successful estate agents in the current climate, I appreciate your comments. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1191 / 1527
Stephen says...
 This is the second time I have used LINGsCARS and once again I can say that the service was second to none. I was kept up to date constantly about date of delivery etc (on the new LINGO system), and the new Audi A3 was on my drive within the time I was given. Thanks Ling. Delivery was excellent.

Stephen Smith
57 Wedgewood Gardens
St Benedicts Court
St Helens

Editor Note: Stephen, well, you are welcome. I like nothing more than repeating customers coming back for more punishment! You noticed a change with my new LINGO system, eh? See you in a couple of years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1134 / 1527
Bob says...
 Ling you are a pleasure to deal with – your crazy is great (like the Wall of China). And it's a very well organised operation – fantastic system – easy to follow – this is my second car from you – excellent service – great website – phone calls answered personally – emails answered quickly – new Lingo system very good - I like the way, as you pass through each stage of the whole contract hire process, you are kept informed of exactly where you are up to. The Toyota Avensis is great. Excellent delivery, the lady who delivered the car was great, even instructed me on the sat-nav!

Bob Gardner
City Jewellers
PO Box 25
WA14 2FJ

Editor Note: Ho, ho, ho, and I even got you delivery from a fit bird!!! You should be pleased with me, Bob! You are such a fun customer to deal with and this is the second Avensis you have had. Glad you appreciate the Lingo, it is so much better than using email. Of course I answer phone calls personally :) But, I don't encourage phone calls - I want everything in writing on the Lingo. Bad boy! Enjoy the Toyota! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1103 / 1527
Gerald says...
carI knew what I wanted, an Audi A6. Other lease companies could not even offer an Audi, let alone the A6 that I wanted. Everything went smoothly and efficiently, with Ling keeping me informed at every stage of the process. I am delighted with the car and the service provided and would certainly recommend LINGsCARS to anyone looking to lease their next car. Good delivery!

Gerald Harland
Dark Lane

Editor Note: Ged, glad you are happy! Luckily I have a very good Audi supplier. Enjoy the A6! You are MD of Kingsley Piping Engineering Ltd, so I value your opinions. Thanks. - Ling

Customer Letter: 824 / 1527
Scott says...
CarThanks, Ling! I love the Kia Picanto, will definitely rent again. I just need the car mats now!

Scott Fisher
12 Walden Close

Editor Note: Scott, your car mats are in the post! From one customer with a Merc CLK (below) to you and your Kia Picanto - I am glad everyone likes the service. Hope to see you in two years. Wipe your feet before you stand on the mats! :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 760 / 1527
Stanley says...
CarI wish that I could say something unpleasant... but everything went very well indeed with my new Zafira. Delivery excellent, no problems, delivery driver most helpful.

Stanley Dobson
19 Barsbank Lane
WA13 0ER

Editor Note: Well, you are a retired head of personnel at a large pharmaceutical company, Stanley... so I appreciate your lack of complaints. I do my best to keep you happy :) Enjoy the Zafira, top car - VERY low price! - Ling

Customer Letter: 741 / 1527
Chris says...
CarVery efficient, a bit wacky! But quick replies to emails - better to contact on email than phone (hey! I run a website business, I prefer things about cars in writing! - Ling) - but absolutely delighted with the service and efficiency of LINGsCARS and Ling.

When I didn't speak to Ling, the chap I did speak to was just as good as her! Excellent delivery, the chap spent time explaining how everything worked on the car. So well done - we will use you again and recommend you!!

Chris Green
166A Lunts Heath Road

Editor Note: Chris, well, you have a brilliant brand new Mini Cooper! Of course, I give more priority to email than the phone, as the phone is a bit inefficient and when I'm dealing with cars I need everything clearly in writing as it is easy to make expensive mistakes with £10-£40k cars. Chap you spoke to was Jon, my husband. I hope you have a great 2-years with your new cool car. - Ling

Customer Letter: 699 / 1527
Gregg says...
CarLing - You live up to your reputation. Very happy and many thanks.

Gregg Dimeloe
59 Stockdale Drive
Whittle Hall

Editor Note: Gregg, short letter, but a nice one. Thanks :) Enjoy the Astra Soprt Hatch! - Ling

Customer Letter: 555 / 1527
Eileen says...
CarLing, the A4 cab is fantastic! I really love it - all my neighbours think I have won the lottery!!!

The service and help that I received from you was first class, everything was explained fully - no hidden "bits". I have recommended you to all my friends (but not my neighbours because they will find out it was not a lottery win!).

On delivery, the guy was so helpful, he talked me through all aspects of the Audi cabriolet. Excellent!

Eileen Fisher
12 Walden Close

Editor Note: Hahahaha, Eileen, you make me laugh. Just wait until all the charity people start banging on your door, demanding hand-outs. You will be up to your ears in Oxfam and Big Issue. I have ordered the same car for myself, an A4 Cabriolet, and I am jealous that you got yours first. I can't wait! Put on your shades, slap on your suncream, get the roof down and start posing. You deserve it :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 508 / 1527
Edward says...
A young lady from Gateshead called Ling,
Does a really peculiar thing,
Contract Hire cheap and simple,
With cute smile and dimple,
So get a great car from Ling - "WITH NO STRINGS!"

"Ling is amazing!!! Great service, great communication, she made the whole contract hire process really simple. I've recommended her to half a dozen people already and will definitely be getting my next new car through her in 2-years time. SAAB was delivered excellently, delivery man took the time to run through all the functions."

Edward Dobson
21 Brookside Avenue
WA13 9BL

Editor Note: Mr Ed, you were a bit crazzzy yourself! What a lovely poem, I never realised you were bloody poet, I have it framed on my wall in my office. You seemed to really enjoy getting your car, especially as the weather was just turning to Spring. Have a great time swanning in your SAAB Convertible! Below, is return poem! - Ling

A madman called Ed from Lymm,
Didn't want a dealer skanking him,
So he logged on my website,
Clicked a SAAB - that's sexy alright,
Lost 10 years, his wig, and looks trim! - Ling

Customer Letter: 501 / 1527
Paul says...
 "Very professional and straight down the line simple service with the minimum of fuss and red tape. This is the only way to finance a new car. Many thanks"

Paul Cuddy
Kosco Interiors
5006 Knutsford Road

Editor Note: Paul, I am glad you have your cheap Astra at last. These Astras are so cheap (for the SRi model) and I have sold dozens. So pleased that you are happy with everything - Ling

Customer Letter: 478 / 1527
Alex says...
 "Ling provided a helpful, informative service. The website contains a comprehensive guide to contract hire, displayed in a concise, clear manner. The prices are very competitive. My Vauxhall Vectra was delivered on time, clean and in a pleasant manner. I would recommend using to anyone who is looking for a great quote with a personal, helpful service. Ling; good luck for the future, I'm sure you will be a success in everything that you do. "

Alex Bottle
The Dance Workshop
65 Hollywell Drive

Editor Note: Wow! I deal with real Fame Academy!! Alex, thanks for clear letter of support, you were a lovely person to deal with! Enjoy Vectra - Ling

Customer Letter: 419 / 1527
Stephen says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOON"Ling is brilliant!!

I got exactly what I wanted, when I wanted it and at the price I required! The contact/communication was fantastic - no holding music - no waiting days for return emails.

Superb... and I got lots of free stuff (sweets/key rings). The BMW 3-series is excellent, by the way. The dealer delivered it at exactly 9.00am on the dot - excellent - as arranged. They also telephoned on the day to let me know they were on the way!"

Stephen Smith
24 Silverlime Gardens
St Helens

Editor Note: Stephen, I train the BMW dealer well, huh? Actually, BMW dealer is very good - one of the best I can find. They appreciate my orders, this is additional business for them so they give me massive discount and treat customers very well. Of course I don't have holding music, that is simply pointless and companies that use it should simply do the job better and answer the bloody phone. As you are on Merseyside, I should point out that I sent you the goodies voluntarily and that you didn't steal them :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 350 / 1527
Janet says...
 "Hi Ling,

Just to let you know car received today and all seems to be fine and in working order. Many thanks for your help through the process, which has not been too painful at all!"

Janet Adamson
Address Withheld
WA5 ***

Editor Note: What a very nice car you have got, Jan! An Audi A4 Saloon 2.0t Fsi SE Multitronic, Leather, Auto Opening Boot Lid, Front Centre Armrest, Driver Inf System, Heated Front Seats, Split Folding Rear Seats, Multi Steering Wheel, very well specced and very cheap! Enjoy it, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 323 / 1527
Andrew says...
 "So it took about 4 weeks from first contact with Ling to delivery. BIG DEAL! It's the money I saved that's great! I didn't even have to get off my bum at all, as the car was delivered to my work - exactly when Ling said it would be. Fantastic!"

Andrew Caine
Aqua World Partnership
36 Church Street

Editor Note: Whoa! First NASA (see letter below), now Aqua World! Isn't that Florida? Oh, no, it's Warrington, some northern drug dealer town. Never mind! That will do, I look forward to visiting killer whale "EckyThump" or whatever name is, in paddling pool in Warrington. My God, I have prestigious customers, eh? Enjoy Mazda RX-8, Andrew, you were VERY nice customer. Hope you have cheap petrol station nearby... - Ling

Customer Letter: 253 / 1527
Martin says...
CarWhat a great experience! Ling has bent over backwards to help at every opportunity! Highly recommended! Brilliant service. Thanks.

Martin Lonsdale
10 Kingfisher Drive
St Helens
WA11 9YQ

Editor Note: Oh! I am pleased you had a great time ordering new Mini One, Martin. I suppose bending over backwards is slightly more discreet than bending over forwards, as Google has just done for Chinese Government. Who was St Helen? - Ling

Customer Letter: 193 / 1527
Ruth says...
CarLing, I was blown away with your "beyond the call of duty" service. Everything was handled efficiently, quickly and competitively. You delivered my Honda CRV when you said you would. The Honda dealer was excellent. I would definitely recommend and use you again!

Ruth Shearn
Managing Director
RMS Marketing, Advertising and PR
38 Oxford Rd
WA14 2EB

Editor Note: Ruth, thanks for letter, and thanks for flowers! I will ask you to do some PR for me. I like to give business back to customers, and all my printing, office supplies, insurance and now PR is handled by customers of mine - Ling

Customer Letter: 146 / 1527
Charles says...

I find your service to be absolutely excellent and I will certainly recommend you to others. Dealer; excellent.

Charles Agar
Davies Ridgeway Solicitors
21 Bold Street

Editor Note: Solicitors favourite clients, Charles because your paperwork is always perfect. Enjoy BMW 118, thanks for comments about dealer - Ling

Customer Letter: 134 / 1527
Simon says...
Fantastic... not the usual boring crap... and good prices, too.

Simon Grimley
Finger Post Lane

Editor Note: Hehehe, I do not run usual boring crap company, Simon. Thanks - Ling

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Wah! At age of 13, lah, Natasha Annie Tonthola was subjected to ritual sexual initiation at hands of older man, lah, but that was just start of flemale human person's troubles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36

Wah! Are hack attacks aimed at technology behind Bitcoin and other virtual currencies undermining confidence in digital cash world? - news replorted 00:19

Wah! A feminist icon, lah, virtual blow-up doll, lah, sixth Spice Girl, lah, cyberbabe, lah, ambassador for Britain, lah, or distorted male fantasy? Lara Croft has been described as all of these. What the hell I mean??!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News looks at flemale human person's legacy as Tomb Raider turns 20. - news replorted 00:18

Wah! One of South Africa's greatest historical artefacts is star attraction of exhibition of country's art opening at British Museum in London (capital of Great England) on 27 October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:15

Wah! The pound's recent devaluation after June's Brexit vote has already led to some price rises, lah, and model railways one business feeling effects. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14

Wah! Women having caught up with men, lah, at least when it comes to knocking back alcohol - global study of drinking habits shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:11

Wah! Doctors who spend 30 seconds telling patients they need to lose weight can having dramatic impact, lah, study shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10

Wah! The government is set to announce later its long-awaited decision on airport expansion, lah, with Heathrow considered favourite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:09

Wah! The decision whether to opt for new runway at Heathrow or Gatwick is latest chapter in 50-year saga - but how much having delays cost bloody annoying Blitish economy? - news replorted 00:07

Wah! These days there's no shortage of things to keep you tellibly lovely custlingmer awake at night, lah, whatever your as really velly special customer's politics. Eating rice!! So what's best way to handle all that uncertainty? - news replorted 00:06

Wah! UKIP leadership candidate Bill Etheridge pulls out of contest, lah, calling rival Paul Nuttall "the only person who can effectively unite our party". - news replorted 00:05

Wah! The clearance of Calais's "Jungle" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) camp and tributes to 80s pop star Pete Burns make Tuesday's front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! The building industry has not been known for digital innovation, lah, but virtual reality design and project management software changing perceptions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03

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