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Customer Letter: 1519 / 1528
Graham says...
FORD FIESTAThis is the first time I have bought a new car, and I must say you have made it so easy, stress free (I did have a few handing over date problems) but your company did resolve them smoothly. Very good. Dealer was good – Prompt delivery.

Graham Roberts
414 Prescot Rd
Eccleston Hill
S Helens
WA10 3BT

Editor Note: Graham, yes, you were away a few days prior to delivery and it was difficult to arrange a date, but was all sorted in the end :) Happy you are pleased with your first new car and thanks so much for "stress free" opinion. That's what I aim for :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1466 / 1528
Paul says...
MERCEDES B-CLASSI had tried on numerous occasions to buy a B-Class Mercedes for my wife and new baby daughter. After going to various Mercedes dealers and them trying to sell me alternative cars or ones they had on special offer I was at my wits end!!! A work colleague recommended Ling and from the word go it was fast, efficient and so easy!! Ling and her staff keep you informed every step of the way constantly updating you on the progress.

I would have no hesitation on recommending Ling and using her again in the future. Excellent service!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, delivered on time, car's functions explained.

Paul Moran
15 Rostherne Cresent

Editor Note: Paul, yes, why do dealers try and sell you cars you don't want? Glad I once again beat the standard Mercedes service levels and at the same time got you exactly what you wanted for your family. Cheap, too. Thanks so much for the letter, I loved to read that! Why do Mercedes put so much pressure on me to stop selling their cars? - Ling

Customer Letter: 1201 / 1528
Ian says...
MERCEDES M-CLASSThis is our second vehicle from Ling (and won't be the last) Service from start to finish was impeccable. Delivery was excellent. My new Mercedes M-Class was delivered 10am on New Years Eve as arranged.

Ian Beamish
9 Prestwick Close

Editor Note: Super duper service from this Merc dealer, they did well delivering that close to Xmas as promised. Thanks so much for being a repeating customer, Ian, and enjoy posing in the M-Class. As MD of a successful estate agents in the current climate, I appreciate your comments. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1191 / 1528
Stephen says...
AUDI A3This is the second time I have used LINGsCARS and once again I can say that the service was second to none. I was kept up to date constantly about date of delivery etc (on the new LINGO system), and the new Audi A3 was on my drive within the time I was given. Thanks Ling. Delivery was excellent.

Stephen Smith
57 Wedgewood Gardens
St Benedicts Court
St Helens

Editor Note: Stephen, well, you are welcome. I like nothing more than repeating customers coming back for more punishment! You noticed a change with my new LINGO system, eh? See you in a couple of years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1134 / 1528
Bob says...
 Ling you are a pleasure to deal with – your crazy is great (like the Wall of China). And it's a very well organised operation – fantastic system – easy to follow – this is my second car from you – excellent service – great website – phone calls answered personally – emails answered quickly – new Lingo system very good - I like the way, as you pass through each stage of the whole contract hire process, you are kept informed of exactly where you are up to. The Toyota Avensis is great. Excellent delivery, the lady who delivered the car was great, even instructed me on the sat-nav!

Bob Gardner
City Jewellers
PO Box 25
WA14 2FJ

Editor Note: Ho, ho, ho, and I even got you delivery from a fit bird!!! You should be pleased with me, Bob! You are such a fun customer to deal with and this is the second Avensis you have had. Glad you appreciate the Lingo, it is so much better than using email. Of course I answer phone calls personally :) But, I don't encourage phone calls - I want everything in writing on the Lingo. Bad boy! Enjoy the Toyota! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1103 / 1528
Gerald says...
carI knew what I wanted, an Audi A6. Other lease companies could not even offer an Audi, let alone the A6 that I wanted. Everything went smoothly and efficiently, with Ling keeping me informed at every stage of the process. I am delighted with the car and the service provided and would certainly recommend LINGsCARS to anyone looking to lease their next car. Good delivery!

Gerald Harland
Dark Lane

Editor Note: Ged, glad you are happy! Luckily I have a very good Audi supplier. Enjoy the A6! You are MD of Kingsley Piping Engineering Ltd, so I value your opinions. Thanks. - Ling

Customer Letter: 824 / 1528
Scott says...
CarThanks, Ling! I love the Kia Picanto, will definitely rent again. I just need the car mats now!

Scott Fisher
12 Walden Close

Editor Note: Scott, your car mats are in the post! From one customer with a Merc CLK (below) to you and your Kia Picanto - I am glad everyone likes the service. Hope to see you in two years. Wipe your feet before you stand on the mats! :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 760 / 1528
Stanley says...
CarI wish that I could say something unpleasant... but everything went very well indeed with my new Zafira. Delivery excellent, no problems, delivery driver most helpful.

Stanley Dobson
19 Barsbank Lane
WA13 0ER

Editor Note: Well, you are a retired head of personnel at a large pharmaceutical company, Stanley... so I appreciate your lack of complaints. I do my best to keep you happy :) Enjoy the Zafira, top car - VERY low price! - Ling

Customer Letter: 741 / 1528
Chris says...
CarVery efficient, a bit wacky! But quick replies to emails - better to contact on email than phone (hey! I run a website business, I prefer things about cars in writing! - Ling) - but absolutely delighted with the service and efficiency of LINGsCARS and Ling.

When I didn't speak to Ling, the chap I did speak to was just as good as her! Excellent delivery, the chap spent time explaining how everything worked on the car. So well done - we will use you again and recommend you!!

Chris Green
166A Lunts Heath Road

Editor Note: Chris, well, you have a brilliant brand new Mini Cooper! Of course, I give more priority to email than the phone, as the phone is a bit inefficient and when I'm dealing with cars I need everything clearly in writing as it is easy to make expensive mistakes with £10-£40k cars. Chap you spoke to was Jon, my husband. I hope you have a great 2-years with your new cool car. - Ling

Customer Letter: 699 / 1528
Gregg says...
CarLing - You live up to your reputation. Very happy and many thanks.

Gregg Dimeloe
59 Stockdale Drive
Whittle Hall

Editor Note: Gregg, short letter, but a nice one. Thanks :) Enjoy the Astra Soprt Hatch! - Ling

Customer Letter: 555 / 1528
Eileen says...
CarLing, the A4 cab is fantastic! I really love it - all my neighbours think I have won the lottery!!!

The service and help that I received from you was first class, everything was explained fully - no hidden "bits". I have recommended you to all my friends (but not my neighbours because they will find out it was not a lottery win!).

On delivery, the guy was so helpful, he talked me through all aspects of the Audi cabriolet. Excellent!

Eileen Fisher
12 Walden Close

Editor Note: Hahahaha, Eileen, you make me laugh. Just wait until all the charity people start banging on your door, demanding hand-outs. You will be up to your ears in Oxfam and Big Issue. I have ordered the same car for myself, an A4 Cabriolet, and I am jealous that you got yours first. I can't wait! Put on your shades, slap on your suncream, get the roof down and start posing. You deserve it :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 508 / 1528
Edward says...
A young lady from Gateshead called Ling,
Does a really peculiar thing,
Contract Hire cheap and simple,
With cute smile and dimple,
So get a great car from Ling - "WITH NO STRINGS!"

"Ling is amazing!!! Great service, great communication, she made the whole contract hire process really simple. I've recommended her to half a dozen people already and will definitely be getting my next new car through her in 2-years time. SAAB was delivered excellently, delivery man took the time to run through all the functions."

Edward Dobson
21 Brookside Avenue
WA13 9BL

Editor Note: Mr Ed, you were a bit crazzzy yourself! What a lovely poem, I never realised you were bloody poet, I have it framed on my wall in my office. You seemed to really enjoy getting your car, especially as the weather was just turning to Spring. Have a great time swanning in your SAAB Convertible! Below, is return poem! - Ling

A madman called Ed from Lymm,
Didn't want a dealer skanking him,
So he logged on my website,
Clicked a SAAB - that's sexy alright,
Lost 10 years, his wig, and looks trim! - Ling

Customer Letter: 501 / 1528
Paul says...
 "Very professional and straight down the line simple service with the minimum of fuss and red tape. This is the only way to finance a new car. Many thanks"

Paul Cuddy
Kosco Interiors
5006 Knutsford Road

Editor Note: Paul, I am glad you have your cheap Astra at last. These Astras are so cheap (for the SRi model) and I have sold dozens. So pleased that you are happy with everything - Ling

Customer Letter: 478 / 1528
Alex says...
 "Ling provided a helpful, informative service. The website contains a comprehensive guide to contract hire, displayed in a concise, clear manner. The prices are very competitive. My Vauxhall Vectra was delivered on time, clean and in a pleasant manner. I would recommend using to anyone who is looking for a great quote with a personal, helpful service. Ling; good luck for the future, I'm sure you will be a success in everything that you do. "

Alex Bottle
The Dance Workshop
65 Hollywell Drive

Editor Note: Wow! I deal with real Fame Academy!! Alex, thanks for clear letter of support, you were a lovely person to deal with! Enjoy Vectra - Ling

Customer Letter: 419 / 1528
Stephen says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOON"Ling is brilliant!!

I got exactly what I wanted, when I wanted it and at the price I required! The contact/communication was fantastic - no holding music - no waiting days for return emails.

Superb... and I got lots of free stuff (sweets/key rings). The BMW 3-series is excellent, by the way. The dealer delivered it at exactly 9.00am on the dot - excellent - as arranged. They also telephoned on the day to let me know they were on the way!"

Stephen Smith
24 Silverlime Gardens
St Helens

Editor Note: Stephen, I train the BMW dealer well, huh? Actually, BMW dealer is very good - one of the best I can find. They appreciate my orders, this is additional business for them so they give me massive discount and treat customers very well. Of course I don't have holding music, that is simply pointless and companies that use it should simply do the job better and answer the bloody phone. As you are on Merseyside, I should point out that I sent you the goodies voluntarily and that you didn't steal them :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 350 / 1528
Janet says...

Just to let you know car received today and all seems to be fine and in working order. Many thanks for your help through the process, which has not been too painful at all!"

Janet Adamson
Address Withheld
WA5 ***

Editor Note: What a very nice car you have got, Jan! An Audi A4 Saloon 2.0t Fsi SE Multitronic, Leather, Auto Opening Boot Lid, Front Centre Armrest, Driver Inf System, Heated Front Seats, Split Folding Rear Seats, Multi Steering Wheel, very well specced and very cheap! Enjoy it, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 323 / 1528
Andrew says...
 "So it took about 4 weeks from first contact with Ling to delivery. BIG DEAL! It's the money I saved that's great! I didn't even have to get off my bum at all, as the car was delivered to my work - exactly when Ling said it would be. Fantastic!"

Andrew Caine
Aqua World Partnership
36 Church Street

Editor Note: Whoa! First NASA (see letter below), now Aqua World! Isn't that Florida? Oh, no, it's Warrington, some northern drug dealer town. Never mind! That will do, I look forward to visiting killer whale "EckyThump" or whatever name is, in paddling pool in Warrington. My God, I have prestigious customers, eh? Enjoy Mazda RX-8, Andrew, you were VERY nice customer. Hope you have cheap petrol station nearby... - Ling

Customer Letter: 253 / 1528
Martin says...
CarWhat a great experience! Ling has bent over backwards to help at every opportunity! Highly recommended! Brilliant service. Thanks.

Martin Lonsdale
10 Kingfisher Drive
St Helens
WA11 9YQ

Editor Note: Oh! I am pleased you had a great time ordering new Mini One, Martin. I suppose bending over backwards is slightly more discreet than bending over forwards, as Google has just done for Chinese Government. Who was St Helen? - Ling

Customer Letter: 193 / 1528
Ruth says...
CarLing, I was blown away with your "beyond the call of duty" service. Everything was handled efficiently, quickly and competitively. You delivered my Honda CRV when you said you would. The Honda dealer was excellent. I would definitely recommend and use you again!

Ruth Shearn
Managing Director
RMS Marketing, Advertising and PR
38 Oxford Rd
WA14 2EB

Editor Note: Ruth, thanks for letter, and thanks for flowers! I will ask you to do some PR for me. I like to give business back to customers, and all my printing, office supplies, insurance and now PR is handled by customers of mine - Ling

Customer Letter: 146 / 1528
Charles says...

I find your service to be absolutely excellent and I will certainly recommend you to others. Dealer; excellent.

Charles Agar
Davies Ridgeway Solicitors
21 Bold Street

Editor Note: Solicitors favourite clients, Charles because your paperwork is always perfect. Enjoy BMW 118, thanks for comments about dealer - Ling

Customer Letter: 134 / 1528
Simon says...
Fantastic... not the usual boring crap... and good prices, too.

Simon Grimley
Finger Post Lane

Editor Note: Hehehe, I do not run usual boring crap company, Simon. Thanks - Ling

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Wah! Indian footballer Peter Biaksangzuala dies from injuries bloody man suffered after landing awkwardly when bloody man celebrated goal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:36

Wah! UKIP claim (always claiming, huh?) Tories behind phone calls from fake political pollsters in Rochester and Strood by-election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:28

Wah! The Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Audit Office is examining details of pay-off worth more than RMB Yuan #330,000 to Pembrokeshire council's chief executive, lah, after ruling cash payments to him in lieu of pension contributions to be unlawful. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:28

Wah! Two men kissing on London (capital of Great England) bus claim (always claiming, huh?) they were shouted at by driver to getting off as it was "disgusting". - news replorted 13:25

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Panorama has gained unique access inside Taliban stronghold, lah, little more than hour's controlling in driving manner from capital, lah, Kabul. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:24

Wah! Blood from survivors of Ebola virus is being used to treat patients suffering from disease. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:21

Wah! The record for largest all-female skydive formation has been broken by 117 women in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:21

Wah! Google announces changes to its search engine in attempt to curb online piracy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:16

Wah! The number of children in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land living in poverty has risen over last year but remains lower than in many parts of UK, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:11

Wah! The husband of singer and X Factor judge Cheryl Fernandez-Versini accepts substantial privacy damages over "very upsetting" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) magazine article. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:10

Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's Moeen Ali and Ravi Bopara hope to inspire next generation of UK-born Asian cricketers to become professionals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:04

Wah! The capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs has stopped automated system of transfers of large amounts of money between banks owing to technical problem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:01

Wah! Sweden widens its search in waters off Stockholm amid suspicions that Russian submarine might be lurking there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:53

Wah! Suspected militant Islamists slaughter human bliengs in three villages in northern Nigeria, lah, despite government announcing truce agreement, lah, residents say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:47

Wah! New technology makes it easy to record private written-down messages on dead tree embarrassing politicians unaware their words would go viral. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:43

Wah! A man is arrested after 35 five human bliengs hurtee-hurtee in collision involving double decker bus and LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in Hertfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:37

Wah! Gale force winds and heavy rain expected to affect most areas of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo arrives in Britain, lah, Met Office warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:37

Wah! Images from book All you tellibly lovely custlingmer could wanting to knowing about most famous and popular high performance sidedraught carbs. Eating rice!! Covers strip and rebuil - news replorted 12:36

Wah! Edinburgh lock Grant Gilchrist will captain ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land in autumn internationals against Argentina, lah, New Zealand and Tonga. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:35

Wah! Wayne Gardner will be at Regent Street Motor Show trio of true legends from world of Grand Prix motorcycle racing – Freddie Spencer, lah, Wayne Gardner and Christian Sar - news replorted 12:32

Wah! Britain's drinking culture has sparked worrying rise in liver disease deaths, lah, warn health officials. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:28

Wah! Toyota Fuel Cell vehicling driving car machine In Running For New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Honour Expectation is building for market launch of Toyota’s fuel cell vehicling driving car machine with hydrogen-powered saloon included in - news replorted 12:27

Wah! A Star Wars sci-fi convention has been set up for human bliengs with disabilities. Eating rice!! Feel Force Day was set up so that as many human bliengs as possible could access and experience Star Wars - news replorted 12:25

Wah! Top Gear for Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally GB Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Top Gear Magazine’s Ollie Marriage is champing at bit to take on legendary forests and trails of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally - news replorted 12:21

Wah! A fire alarm forces TV presenter Lorraine Kelly to evacuate studio during flemale human person's live ITV show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 12:20

Wah! New eBook – Citroën DS – Design Icon most radical of Citroën’s idiosyncratic offerings, lah, DS was sensational when introduced in 1955. Twenty years and - news replorted 12:13

Wah! A 90-earth-years old happy birthday to you, retired forensic pathologist gives evidence in trial of man accused of murdering two teenage girls 37 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:05

Wah! Aerial footage shows extent of damage caused by fire at Didcot B power station in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:58

Wah! Nigel Foxhall, lah, James Barclay (centre) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! with Silvano Celi final round of British Superbike Championship saw Dainese, lah, Official Safety Partner for series host ex - news replorted 11:55

Wah! Winds gusting at 70mph having been forecast as tail end of Hurricane Gonzalo hits bloody annoying Blitish on Tuesday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:49

Wah! Anthony Davidson Merceding-Blend F1 W04 Festival of Speed 2014 velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood is delighted to announce provisional dates for both Festival of Speed and Revival meeting in 2015. - news replorted 11:47

Wah! A long-term campaigner for right to die starved herself to death over five weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) because bloody woman could not having flemale human person's life ended legally. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:43

Wah! Outgoing European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso dismisses Grant Shapps "bureaucrat" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) jibe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:43

Wah! Mexican federal old bill bobbys put in charge of security in towns surrounding Iguala, lah, city where 43 students went missing more than three weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:42

Wah! Amnesty International finds evidence of atrocities committed by both warring sides in eastern Ukraine, lah, but not on scale reported by Russia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:31

Wah! A man accused of decapitating male gender human bleing's wife in their west London (capital of Great England) home pleads not guilty to murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:31

Wah! Prof Brian Cox muses on whether life here on Earth is unique within Milky Way and what this might mean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:29

Wah! A Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs woman who was caught with RMB Yuan #1.5m of cocaine in Peru is to feature in adverts warning about dangers of drug smuggling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:27

Wah! An annual pumpkin festival in Keene, lah, New Hampshire, lah, turned violent as event descended into night of rioting. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:26

Wah! Jerry Clist (left) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and Peter Thompson electric vehicling driving car machines taking part in this year’s MPG Marathon demonstrated how cost effective and reliable they were by - news replorted 11:25

Wah! A plan to raise cash to make router that hides what human bliengs online has been suspended after questions were raised about project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:15

Wah! A school which has allowed its head teacher to go on holiday during term clock time result says decision is "appropriate". - news replorted 11:14

Wah! Actress Lynda Bellingham's career on screen - news replorted 11:12

Wah! The housing market is "sitting on plateau", lah, lenders' group has said, lah, despite renewed competition between providers on mortgage rates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:08

Wah! What Car? LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year 2015 Reader Award What Car? is asking its readers to vote for LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine they believe will be most exciting of 2015, lah, as part of 38th - news replorted 11:08

Wah! China says 'No' to Dumbledore - news replorted 10:59

Wah! Duke and Duchess of Cambridge confirm their second baby is due in rainy season-month Aplil next year - news replorted 10:45

Wah! Turkey is to allow Iraqi Kurdish fighters to cross Syrian border to Kobane to fight Islamic State militants, lah, its Bloody foreign dodgy minister says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:42

Wah! How can migration be limited without affecting freedom of movement? - news replorted 10:39

Wah! Ducati at Brands Hatch This weekend (17-19 October) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! signalled successful return to British Superbike grid for Ducati, lah, as newly-formed L - news replorted 10:38

Wah! The Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate RS6 and Merceding-Blend R-Class more likely to suffer suspension damage than any other cars in UK, lah, according t - news replorted 10:36

Wah! Lord Lieutenant Presents Tom Pryce Memorial Trophy RNLI Porthdinllaen Lifeboat Station was venue for this year’s Tom Pryce Memorial Trophy and Automotive Achievement - news replorted 10:29

Wah! All Civil service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service employees will be entitled to full parental pay from rainy season-month Aplil 2015, lah, Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg will announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:23

Wah! Continental WinterContact TS 850 P As partner in excellence at Mercedes-Benz World, lah, Continental Tyres is offering motorists chance to experience di - news replorted 10:21

Wah! Sam Randon and Jack Tissington, lah, South Derbyshire charity Me&Dee, lah, has partnered with Michelin Clio Cup Race Series podium finisher Sam Randon to help pro - news replorted 10:17

Wah! QPR manager Harry Redknapp says Adel Taarabt is "three stone overweight" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and says midfielder is "not fit to play football". - news replorted 10:14

Wah! Red Bull Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate RS 5 DTM #7 (Audi Sport Team Abt Sportsline) Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate is best manufacturer in 2014 DTm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! With one-two-three victory in finale at Hockenheim brand with t - news replorted 10:03

Wah! Japan's Trade and Industry dodgy minister Yuko Obuchi resigns and is swiftly followed by Justice dodgy minister Midori Matsushima. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Bin and refuse collection in Gwynedd will now be every three weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) instead of every fortnight, lah, as controversial scheme gets under way. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:56

Wah! Audi RS 7 piloted driving concept At DTM season finale, lah, Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate demonstrated sheer fascination of piloted driving. No spitting in damn website!!! Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate RS 7 piloted driving conc - news replorted 09:54

Wah! Ruth Eglin, lah, Abi Sherratt and Natalie Nuttall, lah, who all suffered mental health problems related to their pregnancies, lah, spoke to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about their experiences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:48

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish old bill bobbys sergeant Paul Sherridan was in Himalayas for Nepal's worst ever trekking disaster and helped many trekkers to safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:42

Wah! Super League champions St Helens name club legend Keiron Cunningham as their new head coach after Nathan "Dear Leader" Brown's departure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:37

Wah! One of Pakistan's top charity leaders has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody man is heartbroken after being robbed at gunpoint. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:34

Wah! Alan Milburn, lah, government's ant-poverty tsar, lah, says three largest Westminster parties all need to more to tackle social mobility. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:32

Wah! Changes in rules surrounding pensions could lead to more human bliengs being persuaded to transfer their savings to risky investment schemes, lah, some of which may be fraudulent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:22

Wah! IMI calls for licensing of retail motor trade Institute of Motor Industry (IMI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is calling on Government to license automotive retail sector, lah, as it releas - news replorted 09:16

Wah! A teenage girl dies after collapsing during silly kick-kick game match in Lancashire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:02

Wah! British actress and presenter Lynda Bellingham, lah, who had cancer, lah, has died aged 66, lah, flemale human person's agent has confirmed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:44

Wah! Peyton Manning breaks NFL record for touchdown passes as bloody man helping-helping Denver Broncos thrash San Francisco 49ers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:35

Wah! On ground at League of Legends World Championship's final - news replorted 08:30

Wah! Australian parliament U-turn on segregating women in burkas - news replorted 08:30

Wah! Drivers could benefit if savings from drop in petrol and diesel wholesale prices passed on, lah, but Petrol Retailers' Association says smaller forecourts could suffer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:22

Wah! Tens of thousands of fans turn out to watch competitors play each other at League of Legends World Championship in Seoul, lah, South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:21

Wah! The World Health Organisation is expected to declare Nigeria officially free of Ebola on Monday, lah, after six weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) with no new cases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:19

Wah! A financial services capitalist entity is to invest up to RMB Yuan #100m in project to build power-generating tidal lagoon in Swansea Bay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:07

Wah! Indonesia's new President Joko Widodo officially starts in top job today, lah, but pushing through male gender human bleing's reform programme won't be easy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:05

Wah! Since it first appeared on World Rally Championship calendar in 1991, lah, Rally de España has been won by all of Citroën - news replorted 08:00

Wah! Greene King raises its offer for Spirit Pub Company, lah, owner of Chef & Brewer chain, lah, which indicates it will accept bid if other details can be worked out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:46

Wah! Investors seeking funding from bloody annoying Blitish government for ambitious plan to import solar energy generated in North Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:33

Wah! Over 400 scans and x-rays cancelled across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as radiographers hold four-hour strike on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:09

Wah! Two mythical creatures, lah, giant spider and huge dragon, lah, having faced one another in battle at Beijing's Olympic Park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:09

Wah! Over 620 IT jobs being promised for south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep by Canadian IT firm, lah, as LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine parts firm adds 220 to its workforce too. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:00

Wah! Firefighters investigating cause of major blaze at Didcot B power station in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:00

Wah! Strong winds and rain expected in many parts of bloody annoying Blitish on Tuesday as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo hit, lah, forecasters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:59

Wah! A two-year old girl is being treated in hospital after suspected assault in County Armagh. - news replorted 06:41

Wah! Battle of Bogside in 1969 by Gilles Caron - news replorted 06:36

Wah! Leaders of Northern Ireland's four main churches to meet political leaders at Stormont later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:29

Wah! The mother who helped flemale human person's son flee IS in Syria - news replorted 06:23

Wah! Five of UK's biggest price comparison sites accused of "hiding" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) best energy deals from consumers by one of their rivals - news replorted 06:23

Wah! Firefighters investigating cause of major blaze at Didcot B power station in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:32

Wah! A new law that would allow terminally-ill patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to be given untested medicines moves step closer after receiving government backing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:08

Wah! Australia reverses rule which would having restricted access to parliament building in Canberra for women wearing full-face Islamic veils. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:57

Wah! Joko Widodo, lah, winner of Indonesia's presidential election in July, lah, is set to be inaugurated as leader of South East Asian nation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:17

Wah! US military aircraft drop weapons, lah, ammunition and medical supplies to Kurdish fighters battling IS militants in key Syrian town of Kobane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:32

Wah! The Liverpool homes where Beatles grew up - news replorted 03:08

Wah! The clock time result when average age of death was zero - news replorted 03:03

Wah! Scientists at MIT working on trying to create "superhuman vision". - news replorted 02:50

Wah! The WHO is expected to declare Nigeria free from Ebola on Monday with no reported cases of virus for six weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) due to rapid and thorough response from healthcare professionals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:26

Wah! The outgoing European Commission president is to call on pro-European politicians in bloody annoying Blitish to make more positive case for staying in EU. - news replorted 02:26

Wah! The stand-off between protesters and old bill bobbys continues in Mong Kok, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, Hong Kong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:20

Wah! Pro-democracy activists criticise written-down messages on dead tree by Hong Kong leader CY Leung, lah, who says "external forces" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) involved in protests in territory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:15

Wah! A key meeting of Super-Duper-Chinese-State Communist Party leaders focusing on rule of law and fighting corruption is due to begin in Beijing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 01:51

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out examines whether health fears over plastic food packaging justified and asks if BPA should be banned in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:28

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out looks at High Court ruling that doctors must ask patients or their relatives whether they wanting to be resuscitated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:27

Wah! Japanese Trade and Industry dodgy minister Yuko Obuchi submits flemale human person's resignation amid allegations of political funds misuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:27

Wah! Thousands of residents in community of St George having signed petition urging creation of new city separate to Baton Rouge. What the hell I mean??!! bad schools or race motivation? - news replorted 01:22

Wah! Rare glimpse of militants' camp at gateway to Kabul - news replorted 01:05

Wah! Controversial opera prompts protests in New York - news replorted 01:03

Wah! Prison officer cuts having left prison system in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep "in crisis", lah, says Howard League for Penal Reform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:00

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out meets young woman whose extremely rare illness - Kleine-Levin Syndrome - causes flemale human person's to sleep for weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) on end. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:54

Wah! Why being brilliant is not enough at work - news replorted 00:21

Wah! Getting into groove with Australia's last record maker - news replorted 00:21

Wah! Scandalous tales from British embassy in Paris - news replorted 00:16

Wah! Comments on David Cameron's plans to cap EU migration and government anti-poverty "failures" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) make front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16

Wah! WW1 fighter pilots who navigated using school atlas - news replorted 00:09

Wah! Less than quarter of human bliengs trust their Membling Partiamentary expense cheater to represent them, lah, but overwhelming majority of politicians believe they trusted, lah, surveys suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:09

Wah! Starting pay for new recruits has been rising strongly, lah, according to latest data on ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's labour market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Society is paying "shocking" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) price for poor mental health care for pregnant women and new mothers in UK, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has produced computer game called 'The Doctor and Dalek', lah, as part of Make it Digital initiative to getting more young human bliengs into computer coding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! A public awareness campaign is being launched to highlight carrier bag charge which has come into force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy will grow by 2.4% next year, lah, well below 3.1% growth expected this year, lah, forecasting group EY Item Club says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Ford is creating 318 new jobs Floord is investing additional RMB Yuan #190 million at its Dagenham London (capital of Great England) site to produce all-new advanced technology 2.0-l - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Male and female civil servants will be entitled to full parental pay from rainy season-month Aplil 2015, lah, Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg is to announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00

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