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Customer Letter: 1338 / 1528
Gayle says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOA great service provided by Ling and her team from start to finish. To begin with, the website looks a little daunting but you soon get the hang of it. All the way through the process you are kept up to date with what's happening. No lapse in communication whatsoever. I'll definitely be using LingsCars again! Excellent delivery by the Citroen dealer - could not be faulted!

Gayle Connon
11 Catriona Terrace
Penicuik
EH26 0LX


Editor Note: Gayle, so pleased you are happy! The C4GP is a great 7-seater! It's hard to add anything to your letter. Thanks so much for being a lovely customer. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1257 / 1528
Frank says...
carA bit zany, at times unusual, free gifts galore, but always excellent communication and 100% professional service. Will most definitely use you again and recommend to all my friends and work colleagues.

Frank Reynolds
Qse Systems
42/3 Hardengreen Business Park
Dalhousie Road
Dalkeith
EH22 3NU


Editor Note: Frank... you are a management consultant (now with a new MK6 Golf) so I appreciate your kind words. You are also Scottish and I always enjoy dealing with ethnic minorities :) Go drive your car, and thanks for the biz. Zany is good, I guess, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1175 / 1528
William says...
LEXUS IS Doing business with Ling was a refreshing change to the normal. The Lexus IS was delivered to my satisfaction and is an absolute stormer. Hope to do business with Ling in the future. Delivery was excellent.

William Brodie
1 Talisman Place
Peebles
EH45 9BQ


Editor Note: Bill Brodie (a good Scottish name!), thanks for the letter. I am relieved I am not normal. Hope the lovely smooth Lexus is impressing you. Good cars (despite being Japanese). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1173 / 1528
David says...
 It was such a pleasant change being able to complete the transaction for my new Subaru Legacy without having to deal with unnecessary paperwork or delays. The overall service was first class - and a bundle of laughs, as well. I'm not Duncan!

David Clark
Hughes Walker Solicitors
13 Atholl Place
Edinburgh
EH3 8HP


Editor Note: Hahahaha, I called you Duncan by accident. Bloody Scottish names! :) As a solicitor, I look forward to the writ when the Subaru breaks down. Now... here is an unusual car, I do not sell many of these, they are a low volume model. I'm not sure I have ever seen one! Hope you like it, it is certainly rare. They get very good reviews. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1168 / 1528
Sonia says...
FORD KAI am disappointed that I have not received my handbook for my car, a new Ford Ka. I love my new Ka, its so economic and nippy to run about in it. I can even have sex in my dream machine. Delivery was fine.

Sonia Geddes
28 Provost Melrose Place
Peebles
EH45 9BP


Editor Note: Sonia, yep, the stupid dealer has forgotten to send your handbook with your car. Aren't dealers hopeless? But the main thing is, you have your new Ka. Hmmm, I just know there will be loads of clicks on this letter because you use the magic SEO word. How you manage that in a Ford Ka is beyond me! You must be very flexible and have a small partner, hahaha. It is a real Sex-In-The-City car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1163 / 1528
Claire says...
MAZDA 2Ling was extremely friendly and helpful during our time of leasing our Mazda. The website is very unique and easy to work. Ling was very prompt and informative and the information she gave us was very precise. I will certainly be using LINGsCARS again and would highly recommend her to friends and family. Delivery service was excellent. Very helpful and friendly.

Claire Affleck
1 Pentland View Terrace
Roslin
Midlothian
EH25 9LX


Editor Note: Claire, well, you work at a major bank, so I keep my fingers crossed for your job prospects! Hope you are enjoying the Mazda 2. You were very friendly to deal with, thanks for making my job simple and being so good with the paperwork. Speak soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1133 / 1528
Walter says...
 Initially I was a little wary about the lease contract concept, but was convinced after studying Ling's site. Having completed all the proceedings I am now driving a very nice car I otherwise would not have been able to afford. Ling makes the daunting process easy (and enjoyable if you have a sense of humour). I am a convert! Thanks. Good, delivery as promised, no further dealer contact though.

Walter Aitchison
1a Murray Place
Peebles
EH45 8DJ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you insist I call you "Iceman", Walter! So, I call myself "Maverick" when I talk to you :) You were fun, and you are correct - people with sense of humour missing need not apply! Why do you want further contact from the dealer, they will only mess it up? You should be damn happy with your Super Duper Vauxhall Sport Hatch which was soooooo cheap! You got a 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi for the price of a 1.4 LS. Maverick out! What a bloody Top Gun! Hahahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1096 / 1528
Julie says...
 After dealing with other leasing companies in the past, I found LINGsCARS to be a refreshing change. Ling's website is fantastic! Not boring like the others. The service she provides was second to none and I will certainly be using her company in the future. I will have no hesitation recommending her to my friends. Good delivery, but couldn't deliver on the first day advised.

p.s. Loved the sweets!

Julie Connelly
42 Leyland Road
Bathgate
West Lothian
EH48 2TL


Editor Note: Jules, you were a great customer, and you are a Tesco Personal Shopper, so I will say thanks for your order and every little helps! You were a breath of fresh air to deal with on my LINGO, always so happy! Enjoy the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch! Those Chinese sweets were withdrawn soon after I sent them to you, they contained the Melamine. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1058 / 1528
Toby says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAOverall a very slick hassle-free process. Lingo is a great system and all my queries were answered in ultra-fast time. Car arrived on time, well valeted and as described. Got the colour (black) I wanted despite my local Chevrolet dealer telling me “no black Captivas available in UK for 6 months”!!! Fine, clean car delivered with nothing missing. No dust caps on the number plate screws mean they miss out on an "excellent" rating. I have already recommended Ling.

Toby S***
Address withheld
Edinburgh
EH10 ***


Editor Note: Dust caps!! Hahahahah. Sorry to laugh, Toby, but if that is all then I would accept that for every delivery. As you work in car sales at a big retail garage, I a) appreciate your comments, b) realise you don't want your address shown, c) wonder what they will say when you turn up to work in your new Captiva? Fun, fun, fun. See you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1020 / 1528
Lori says...
CarI quite often forgot I wasn't Ling's only customer! Ling provided me with probably the best service I have ever received from a company in any industry.

The online sign in area and LINGO message board is a fantastic tool for busy people to use. And Ling's response times and updates were great and frequent. I have recommended LINGsCARS to lots of people already and will definitely use again! Thank you!

Quick delivery, my Mazda MX5 arrives at 7.15am, great!

Lori O'Neill
12 East Pilton Farm Crescent
Edinburgh
EH5 2GH


Editor Note: What an alarm call! Lori, you are talking about my LINGO system and people reading this will not know what it is. It is my behind-the-scenes communication area for customers, 100% secure. It is quite good, all built myself :) As you are a Business And Systems Integration Analyst, I value your opinion, thanks! You have a super car with your new MX5, just wait for the sunshine. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 731 / 1528
Dean says...
CarLing, I hope you are enjoying my Australian sweets as much as I'm enjoying my Volvo C30!

As easy as getting a Big Mac - pick the car, fill out the forms and HEY PRESTO... new car! As they say in Scotland, it's been "bra" (and not what you use to hold your best assets). Excellent delivery, good service all the way.

p.s. Hope you didn't choke on those cherries!

Dean Oliver
3 Lady Place
Livingston
EH54 6TB


Editor Note: Dean, REALLLLLY liked the raspberry truffle bar from Australia! Sounds like you are having a great time in the Volvo, hope it causes less wind than a Big Mac!
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You were a brilliant customer, despite being an ethnic Scottish :) I still can't figure your "bra" comment, sounds a bit rude, but maybe not. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 664 / 1528
Gavin says...
CarGreat service and good communication. Dealing with "the boss" means things get done and in a timeworthy fashion. I must sound like "the boss" that I am with that comment! My Citroen Berlingo was delivered within 1 week, with half tank of fuel. Thanks Ling, do you pay referral fees?

Gavin McKenzie
24 Gardiner Cres
Prestonpans
East Lothian
EH32 9HB


Editor Note: Gavin, no, I don't pay referral fees, as my prices are so close to the bone that I do not have margin. Plus I refuse to increase costs for referred customers, just to generate some commission for referrers. Sounds terrible? I just cannot really do much about this. Berlingos usually arrive fast as hell, Citroen are good at this. Thanks, Boss! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 514 / 1528
Martin says...
 "Ling, the Mazda RX-8's here - just going for a drive. Catch ya later!!!!"

... (later)...

Ling, the car's excellent, had a good drive and it's just what I expected and wanted. I can't thank you enough, I thought that getting a car would be a nightmare. On the contrary, It really has been a pleasure doing business with you from start to finish (All done from Iraq by Fed-Ex! Martin arrived back in the UK on the day he collected his car and wrote this! - Ling). I can't wait till I need a replacement because I know exactly where to come and I'll be recommending you to anyone that will listen! I'll get a pic for you soon (without my big machinegun) but it's pissing down with rain at the moment. Thanks again.

p.s. Tell Suzie at your dealers, that if she wants to see my big gun, she only has to ask! ;0)"

Martin ****** (name withheld for Al-Qaeda reasons)
*************
London
EH11 ***


Editor Note: Martin is one of my favourite customers this year. He is a Private Military Contractor in Iraq, so I have withheld his name and address in case any car-rrazy Muslims want to pop his clogs (no offence to sensible Muslims). Without people like Martin, no way would the US or UK Army be able to operate in Iraq, they are providing the security for people like British Government officials, industry big-wigs, TV and press and even the military itself! PMCs also enable ordinary Iraqis to get on with semi-normal lives and they are enabling rebuilding of the infrastructure of Iraq. Also, they spend a lot of time to assist training Iraqi law and order forces. Do not confuse British PMCs with American PMCs. As ever, British ones operate much more low-profile and sensibly. All are professionals and most are ex-special forces or elite military, or other specialists... these are salt of earth!

Here are some lovely pics of Martin doing his job out in Iraq, and he says "I've never lost a car out here...had a few bumps, scratches and holes put in them but never had one stolen!"

Well, glad Martin isn't planning to take his RX-8 to Iraq. With the common knowledge that these RX-8 engines blow up from time to time, the Mazda might be confused for a roadside IED! Zoom, zoom, boom!... hehehehe,

Please note that Mazda UK have applied pressure to my suppliers behind my back and blacklisted me from supplying more Mazdas, despite having many, many 100% happy and loyal customers who enjoy the cars, like Martin. Mazda UK's tactics are totally unethical, bullying, restrictive and unfair. Instead of saying what they want to me, directly... they insist suppliers stop dealing with me and they attack me behind my back - so I cannot challenge them! This is cowardly behaviour. Just to let you know what I have to put up with from these big companies trying to strangle me - Ling



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Customer Letter: 477 / 1528
Kevin says...
 "I was initially slightly apprehensive of doing business with this somewhat bonkers Chinese lady with the unconventional website - however Ling offered the best deals around - no one could even get close to her quote! Ling offers the kind of customer service that I would happily pay more for, she even gave me her mobile number!!! Ps. car is also fantastic."

Kevin Haggart
7 New Lane
Edinburgh
EH6 4JD


Editor Note: Ah, this illustrates my point to other car dealers, Kevin. Car is secondary to service!!! Anyway, the dealer did mess up on delivery and caused a delay due to the transporter breaking down on way to Edinburgh. Not that that was the dealer fault, but their communication was slow. Still, it got there 1 day late, so not too bad. Zoom, zoom! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 468 / 1528
Harry says...
MAZDA MX-5"Personal Contract Hire was a completely new concept for me, and as an elderly gentleman entering his second childhood and getting a long wanted sports car (!) it was reassuring to be dealing with ONE person who seemed genuinely interested and who answered all my queries promptly.

The paperwork was a minimum and email communication great. All in all I am very pleased with the service and the car - it's just a pity I have no hair to blow in the wind!

Delivery of my car was good, I only met the delivery driver but the car was well prepared and came with petrol in the tank!"

Harry Dinning
14 Priory Road
Linlithgow
EH49 6BS


Editor Note: Harry, you were the most polite and charming customer I have dealt with all year! You even tell me you have special name for Sundays "Henry", hehehe. This is your real name, and you tell me off when I use it! Thanks for being so kind to me and for sending such nice emails! Glue your wig on!!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 429 / 1528
Daniel says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Thank you very much - the Zafira is working out great. Jon was very helpful when you were away in China. And now I've got four free keyrings (complete with nuclear rocket) - what else could I possibly need?"

Daniel Holmes
Flat 3F1
26 Dundas Street
Edinburgh
EH3 6JN


Editor Note: Exactly, Dan! Yep, another satisfied cheap Zafira customer (cheap Zafira - not cheap customer, even though you are in Edinburgh :). These Vauxhall Zafiras have been incredibly popular - brand new model and the cheapest 7-seater available. Plus free aircon on the Diesel Life model. Brilliant, eh? Plus, please note!!! I did LOADS of work from China, each day clearing over half the emails. That's the benefit of a proper electronic sales system - good, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 374 / 1528
Allan says...
MAZDA 6"Ling, just to let you know that the Mazda 6 has arrived and to thank you for your excellent service."

Allan Tye
Arrell Associates
104 South Street
Armadale
Bathgate
EH48 3JU


Editor Note: Allan, glad you like your new Mazda 6. Very pleased to receive praise from a firm like yours which specialises in implementing Quality Management Systems ISO 9001-2000. Also, I'm always happy to deal with people from Autonomous Scottish Region, despite fact I often need to translate telephone messages - Ling



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Customer Letter: 294 / 1528
Graham says...
 "Ling is fab. The personal touch is much better that dealing with faceless wonders in other companies - very reasonable too!!"

Graham Moir
My Home Stirling
Boness
EH51 9JG


Editor Note: I am F-A-B because I am having Thunderbird Nuclear Missile Truck, hehehe. Note that my "personal touch" is down telephone and on web, not in person! Enjoy SAAB! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 234 / 1528
Karen says...
CarCarWe were going to phone you today to thank you for your help, Ling! The 2 x Shoguns are fab. We are delighted with them and delighted with the deal you managed to get for us. Neal at the dealer was really helpful and delivery was very prompt. We will definitely recommend you, Ling. You are great, your marketing is great, most of all YOUR DEALS ARE THE BEST!! Thanks,

Karen McKinnon
Smith Allen Marketing
Newbattle Awey College
Newbattle Road
Dalkeith
EH22 3LL


Editor Note: Ho, another Scottish! It is great to be complimented on my marketing by a marketing company! Thanks! Glad you like the 2 x Shoguns, Karen. Look forward to snow in Edinburgh so you can try them out, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 222 / 1528
Dale says...
CarI want a van! I want it cheap! I want it soon! I want it delivered with no hassle! Who do I call? - LING!!!

Delivered? YES!

Value for money? OUTSTANDING!

Would I go anywhere else? YOU WOULD HAVE TO HOLD A GUN TO MY HEAD!

Ling wins everytime. Unbeatable value, top service and a human. None of your smarmy sales rubbish! Ling for PM!

Dale Mykoliw
Managing Director
Stairways
54 Talisman Rise
Livingston
EH54 6PL


Editor Note: Dale, thanks especially for note explaining how to pronounce your name. It is remarkably similar to certain Welsh railway station. If you ever need any help with Chinese, please to ask me... "Ling for PM!" Wah, this is first time anyone suggests THAT! My closest link with PM is that my nuclear rocket truck is in Tony Blair's constituency at Sedgefield, by A1(M). Enjoy Citroen Dispatch, Dale - Ling



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Customer Letter: 214 / 1528
Dale says...
CarMy new VW Passat was delivered in lightning speed, in perfect condition on the back of a truck, bang on time. The delivery service was courteous and helpful. Zero hassle, zero problems - and cheaper than any rival with excellent communication all the way. Nothing was too much for Ling to handle. I have sung her praises to all!!!

Simply put - LARGE COMPANIES = Problems and cost more; LING = You get what you want, cheaper, when you want it, with ease and no pressure or hassle - what joy! I will never order from anywhere else again. The only problem is the sweets are YUK. I like chocolate.

Dale Mykoliw
54 Talisman Rise
Livingston
EH54 6PL


Editor Note: Another sweet cruncher! I am going to put filter on website: ONLY CUSTOMERS WHO SUCK SWEETS ALLOWED. Subtle flavours of red and green tea and ginger dissolve onto tongue for taste-buds to savour, if sucked. Flavour crashed down throat if chewed. Please to be more gentle with gob. By the way, I am glad you like car, Dale, even though I cannot say your surname - it is damn bloody foreign name - it was a pleasure to have you as customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 117 / 1528
Gladys says...
CarHello Ling,

You were so helpful and so nice on the phone, it was a pleasure doing business with you. I appreciated the speed with which you completed the leasing of the Almera. The driver was very polite and the car was delivered on time and in good order. The dealer was excellent. Thank you for everything.

Gladys Rogan
16 Tweedbank Ley
Innerleithen
EH44 6PE


Editor Note: Gladys, I am SO pleased you are happy. You are very nice customer. And dealer does good job, too! Amazing day when Nissan dealer beats Honda dealer (see letter 3 down) - Ling



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Wah! Eleven human bliengs including 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy and 15-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl arrested on suspicion of raping woman at property in Liverpool, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:07



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Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron demands finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy ministers meet for emergency talks over EU budget after bloody annoying Blitish told it must pay extra RMB Yuan #1.7bn - news replorted 11:01



Wah! The members of Euro NCAP having elected Andrew Miller as new President and Chairman of Board of Directors for next - news replorted 10:45



Wah! Voters going to polls in Botswana in what is expected to be closest general elections in world's largest diamond producer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Graham Satchell looks at whether train companies should speak more or less frequently during railway journeys. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Passengers can find it difficult to identify number or destination of their bus, lah, knowing where and when to getting off or h - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Lotus Sunbeam Silverstone Auctions is offering chance to own ‘brand new’ hot hatch icon, lah, 1980 Talbot Lotus Sunbeam, lah, in its auc - news replorted 10:31



Wah! All but four bus lanes in Liverpool to be scrapped after year-long trial without them, lah, council decides. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:26



Wah! Suzuki set for International Dirt Bike Show Suzluko GB is set for this year's International Dirt Bike Show, lah, with new RM-Z450 taking centre-stage, lah, while number - news replorted 10:25



Wah! A Sinn Féin Membling Partiamentary expense cheater has said bloody man has never heard of cases of IRA sex abusers being exiled to Republic of Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! IMI Rewards Outstanding Automotive Talent IMI has celebrated achievements of Automotive Professionals, lah, students and training providers at its Outstanding Achi - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Leicester's Golden Mile lights up for Diwali celebrations - news replorted 10:17



Wah! A old bill bobbys raid at home of veteran pop star Sir Cliff Richard has been described as inept by group of MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! old bill bobbys in New York investigate whether man who attacked two officers with axe before being shot dead was linked to Islamist extremism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! The economy expanded by 0.7% in three months to 30 September following 0.9% rise in second quarter, lah, ONS said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Serbia awarded 3-0 walkover against Albania after their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned but lose three points. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Richard Burnett, lah, RHA Chief Executive bloody annoying Blitish road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu haulage industry is now facing massive shortage of drivers and, lah, unless urgent action is taken, lah, shoppers co - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Pakistani and Iranian forces having exchanged mortar fire, lah, in latest incident between two countries along their porous border. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Amputees could one day re-grow their missing limbs, lah, according to researchers at Imperial College London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Health officials due to make decision on whether to close doctors' surgery in Gwynedd amid concern over recruiting GPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! Full-back Sam Tomkins says it is down to players to perform and ensure that Province of Engrish running-dogs win Four Nations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! Two more human bliengs charged over death of mother-of-five in New Forest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:06



Wah! Lifestyle Mazda Madzla Motor UK’s dealers showing their enthusiasm for rejuvenated brand by embracing company’s new look with - news replorted 09:00



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport pundit Robbie Savage on how West Ham boss Sam Allardyce has turned things round after fans called for him to go. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Canada's Bloody foreign dodgy minister tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation there is no evidence so far that man behind gun attacks in Ottawa was linked to Middle Eastern jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:56



Wah! The surprising reasons why bloody annoying Blitish owes more to Europe - news replorted 08:46



Wah! A Tory councillor from Maidenhead who joked that travellers refusing eviction should be "executed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is suspended by male gender human bleing's party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:44



Wah! It is understood man being questioned about deaths of elderly couple in County Donegal is their son Julian Cuddihy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:16



Wah! With Luis Suarez in line to make male gender human bleing's Barcelona debut in El Clasico against Real Madrid on Saturday, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at five of male gender human bleing's best Premier League goals for Liverpool. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:10



Wah! Sweden calls off its week-long search for suspected submarine in sea south of Stockholm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! US authorities penalise Silicon Valley capitalist entity for "grossly underpaying" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) eight workers brought over from India for special project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Newly independent capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity TSB says it is attracting more new clustomlers than it had expected. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:37



Wah! The Women's Tennis Association finals being held in Asia for first time. What the hell I mean??!! Sharanjit Leyl speaks to chair and chief executive of WTA, lah, Stacey Allaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:25



Wah! Photographs show Great Satan air strike hitting Islamic State position on hill near embattled Syrian town of Kobane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! Protest leaders in Hong Kong to ballot their supporters over whether to accept government's proposals and end their occupation of city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:09



Wah! The mother of man who went missing on golfing trip exactly 10 years ago says bloody woman has not given up hope of seeing him again. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:05



Wah! Europe's biggest silly kick-kick game clubs considering asking Fifa to hold 2022 World Cup in May to avoid intense summer heat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:59



Wah! Campaigners wanting it to be made illegal for adults to send sexual messages to children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! The UK's chief scientist says oceans face serious and growing risk from man-made carbon emissions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! Brain tumour patient Ashya King will receive male gender human bleing's final dose of proton beam therapy later, lah, clinic treating him says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:12



Wah! AA driving school takes delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of around 2,000 new Floord models Around 85,000 AA Driving School learners year will be at wheel of Britain’s most popular cars, lah, Floord Fiesta and - news replorted 06:00



Wah! The governor of Mexico's southern Guerrero state - where 43 students went missing after deadly clashes with old bill bobbys last month - stands down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:49



Wah! Australia's troubled national carrier Qantas says it is on course to deliver its first pre-tax profits this year in three months to September. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:28



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State authorities having arrested one official and punished 16 others following deadly clash in Yunnan village, lah, state media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:44



Wah! The Great Satan will maintain control of South Korean troops in event of fighty bang-bang with North, lah, two sides say, lah, delaying again long-planned command transfer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:56



Wah! The number of cases of polio in Pakistan has topped 200 for first clock time result in nearly 15 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:27



Wah! A Great Satan doctor who recently returned from Ebola-hit West African country of Guinea has tested positive for virus in New York, lah, Great Satan media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:08



Wah! Meet artist who has been blind for 25 years - news replorted 01:38



Wah! Why is Florida angry with Breaking Bad - news replorted 01:37



Wah! A journey across Ukraine wracked by conflict - news replorted 01:36



Wah! The undercover cop, lah, male gender human bleing's lover, lah, and their son - news replorted 01:36



Wah! How to solve brain-teasers by one of greatest maths minds - news replorted 01:32



Wah! The day UFOs stopped play - and crowd of 10,000 gasped - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Life after university for disabled graduates - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click looks at some of week's technology highlights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! How one manufacturer is making its smartphone really stand out from crowd. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! Violence against public service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service workers in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land rose again last year to 37,052, lah, more than 100 attacks every day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:22



Wah! A Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs man trapped in India by arglingument over anti-piracy operations says bloody man is struggling to support himself. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government is to reduce country's drink-drive limit in clock time result for Christmas, lah, making it lower than that south of border. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! A British man has died in Brazil, lah, reportedly after being shot during robbery at bar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! More than 1,400 intelligence agency staff create giant poppy in centre of GCHQ "doughnut" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) building in Cheltenham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's newest damn crazy Engrish baseball game star Moeen Ali speaks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about male gender human bleing's sport and male gender human bleing's religion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish has been told it must pay extra €2.1bn (RMB Yuan #1.7bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! towards European Union's budget because of country's relative economic health. - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Mosul diary: Inside city ruled by Islamic State - news replorted 00:51



Wah! Exposure to sunshine could slow down weight gain and development of diabetes, lah, research on mice suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! People living in Roman Britain had healthier gums than their modern-day descendants, lah, feat of archaeological dentistry shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! European Union leaders reach landmark deal to cut greenhouse gas emissions by 40% by 2030, lah, overcoming deep divisions between members states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Russell Brand speaks to Newsnight about male gender human bleing's "alternative to corporate hegemony". - news replorted 00:41



Wah! A new art gallery showing major works of art from Spain's "golden age" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is to open in former capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity in Bishop Auckland, lah, County Durham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! The handling of old bill bobbys raid at home of veteran pop star Sir Cliff Richard is described as inept by Commons Home Affairs Committee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino says Erik Lamela's Europa League wonder-strike was best goal scored by one of male gender human bleing's players. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Computer workstations, lah, electronic signature pads and free wi-fi rolling out across bloody annoying Blitish job centres. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Why big-eyed droids cause for concern - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Council leaders call for more "common-sense approach" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to term-time holidays. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! A wartime MI5 agent who secretly penetrated ranks of UK's Nazi sympathisers has been identified as unassuming suburban capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity clerk, lah, new files show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! New research from Kwik Fit reveals that more than fifth (22%) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of British drivers having bought second hand, lah, or ‘part wor - news replorted 00:01



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