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Customer Letter: 1338 / 1528
Gayle says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOA great service provided by Ling and her team from start to finish. To begin with, the website looks a little daunting but you soon get the hang of it. All the way through the process you are kept up to date with what's happening. No lapse in communication whatsoever. I'll definitely be using LingsCars again! Excellent delivery by the Citroen dealer - could not be faulted!

Gayle Connon
11 Catriona Terrace
EH26 0LX

Editor Note: Gayle, so pleased you are happy! The C4GP is a great 7-seater! It's hard to add anything to your letter. Thanks so much for being a lovely customer. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1257 / 1528
Frank says...
carA bit zany, at times unusual, free gifts galore, but always excellent communication and 100% professional service. Will most definitely use you again and recommend to all my friends and work colleagues.

Frank Reynolds
Qse Systems
42/3 Hardengreen Business Park
Dalhousie Road
EH22 3NU

Editor Note: Frank... you are a management consultant (now with a new MK6 Golf) so I appreciate your kind words. You are also Scottish and I always enjoy dealing with ethnic minorities :) Go drive your car, and thanks for the biz. Zany is good, I guess, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1175 / 1528
William says...
LEXUS IS Doing business with Ling was a refreshing change to the normal. The Lexus IS was delivered to my satisfaction and is an absolute stormer. Hope to do business with Ling in the future. Delivery was excellent.

William Brodie
1 Talisman Place
EH45 9BQ

Editor Note: Bill Brodie (a good Scottish name!), thanks for the letter. I am relieved I am not normal. Hope the lovely smooth Lexus is impressing you. Good cars (despite being Japanese). - Ling

Customer Letter: 1173 / 1528
David says...
 It was such a pleasant change being able to complete the transaction for my new Subaru Legacy without having to deal with unnecessary paperwork or delays. The overall service was first class - and a bundle of laughs, as well. I'm not Duncan!

David Clark
Hughes Walker Solicitors
13 Atholl Place

Editor Note: Hahahaha, I called you Duncan by accident. Bloody Scottish names! :) As a solicitor, I look forward to the writ when the Subaru breaks down. Now... here is an unusual car, I do not sell many of these, they are a low volume model. I'm not sure I have ever seen one! Hope you like it, it is certainly rare. They get very good reviews. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1168 / 1528
Sonia says...
FORD KAI am disappointed that I have not received my handbook for my car, a new Ford Ka. I love my new Ka, its so economic and nippy to run about in it. I can even have sex in my dream machine. Delivery was fine.

Sonia Geddes
28 Provost Melrose Place
EH45 9BP

Editor Note: Sonia, yep, the stupid dealer has forgotten to send your handbook with your car. Aren't dealers hopeless? But the main thing is, you have your new Ka. Hmmm, I just know there will be loads of clicks on this letter because you use the magic SEO word. How you manage that in a Ford Ka is beyond me! You must be very flexible and have a small partner, hahaha. It is a real Sex-In-The-City car :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1163 / 1528
Claire says...
MAZDA 2Ling was extremely friendly and helpful during our time of leasing our Mazda. The website is very unique and easy to work. Ling was very prompt and informative and the information she gave us was very precise. I will certainly be using LINGsCARS again and would highly recommend her to friends and family. Delivery service was excellent. Very helpful and friendly.

Claire Affleck
1 Pentland View Terrace
EH25 9LX

Editor Note: Claire, well, you work at a major bank, so I keep my fingers crossed for your job prospects! Hope you are enjoying the Mazda 2. You were very friendly to deal with, thanks for making my job simple and being so good with the paperwork. Speak soon! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1133 / 1528
Walter says...
 Initially I was a little wary about the lease contract concept, but was convinced after studying Ling's site. Having completed all the proceedings I am now driving a very nice car I otherwise would not have been able to afford. Ling makes the daunting process easy (and enjoyable if you have a sense of humour). I am a convert! Thanks. Good, delivery as promised, no further dealer contact though.

Walter Aitchison
1a Murray Place
EH45 8DJ

Editor Note: Hahahaha, you insist I call you "Iceman", Walter! So, I call myself "Maverick" when I talk to you :) You were fun, and you are correct - people with sense of humour missing need not apply! Why do you want further contact from the dealer, they will only mess it up? You should be damn happy with your Super Duper Vauxhall Sport Hatch which was soooooo cheap! You got a 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi for the price of a 1.4 LS. Maverick out! What a bloody Top Gun! Hahahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1096 / 1528
Julie says...
 After dealing with other leasing companies in the past, I found LINGsCARS to be a refreshing change. Ling's website is fantastic! Not boring like the others. The service she provides was second to none and I will certainly be using her company in the future. I will have no hesitation recommending her to my friends. Good delivery, but couldn't deliver on the first day advised.

p.s. Loved the sweets!

Julie Connelly
42 Leyland Road
West Lothian
EH48 2TL

Editor Note: Jules, you were a great customer, and you are a Tesco Personal Shopper, so I will say thanks for your order and every little helps! You were a breath of fresh air to deal with on my LINGO, always so happy! Enjoy the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch! Those Chinese sweets were withdrawn soon after I sent them to you, they contained the Melamine. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1058 / 1528
Toby says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAOverall a very slick hassle-free process. Lingo is a great system and all my queries were answered in ultra-fast time. Car arrived on time, well valeted and as described. Got the colour (black) I wanted despite my local Chevrolet dealer telling me “no black Captivas available in UK for 6 months”!!! Fine, clean car delivered with nothing missing. No dust caps on the number plate screws mean they miss out on an "excellent" rating. I have already recommended Ling.

Toby S***
Address withheld
EH10 ***

Editor Note: Dust caps!! Hahahahah. Sorry to laugh, Toby, but if that is all then I would accept that for every delivery. As you work in car sales at a big retail garage, I a) appreciate your comments, b) realise you don't want your address shown, c) wonder what they will say when you turn up to work in your new Captiva? Fun, fun, fun. See you in 2-years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1020 / 1528
Lori says...
CarI quite often forgot I wasn't Ling's only customer! Ling provided me with probably the best service I have ever received from a company in any industry.

The online sign in area and LINGO message board is a fantastic tool for busy people to use. And Ling's response times and updates were great and frequent. I have recommended LINGsCARS to lots of people already and will definitely use again! Thank you!

Quick delivery, my Mazda MX5 arrives at 7.15am, great!

Lori O'Neill
12 East Pilton Farm Crescent

Editor Note: What an alarm call! Lori, you are talking about my LINGO system and people reading this will not know what it is. It is my behind-the-scenes communication area for customers, 100% secure. It is quite good, all built myself :) As you are a Business And Systems Integration Analyst, I value your opinion, thanks! You have a super car with your new MX5, just wait for the sunshine. - Ling

Customer Letter: 731 / 1528
Dean says...
CarLing, I hope you are enjoying my Australian sweets as much as I'm enjoying my Volvo C30!

As easy as getting a Big Mac - pick the car, fill out the forms and HEY PRESTO... new car! As they say in Scotland, it's been "bra" (and not what you use to hold your best assets). Excellent delivery, good service all the way.

p.s. Hope you didn't choke on those cherries!

Dean Oliver
3 Lady Place
EH54 6TB

Editor Note: Dean, REALLLLLY liked the raspberry truffle bar from Australia! Sounds like you are having a great time in the Volvo, hope it causes less wind than a Big Mac!
You were a brilliant customer, despite being an ethnic Scottish :) I still can't figure your "bra" comment, sounds a bit rude, but maybe not. - Ling

Customer Letter: 664 / 1528
Gavin says...
CarGreat service and good communication. Dealing with "the boss" means things get done and in a timeworthy fashion. I must sound like "the boss" that I am with that comment! My Citroen Berlingo was delivered within 1 week, with half tank of fuel. Thanks Ling, do you pay referral fees?

Gavin McKenzie
24 Gardiner Cres
East Lothian
EH32 9HB

Editor Note: Gavin, no, I don't pay referral fees, as my prices are so close to the bone that I do not have margin. Plus I refuse to increase costs for referred customers, just to generate some commission for referrers. Sounds terrible? I just cannot really do much about this. Berlingos usually arrive fast as hell, Citroen are good at this. Thanks, Boss! :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 514 / 1528
Martin says...
 "Ling, the Mazda RX-8's here - just going for a drive. Catch ya later!!!!"

... (later)...

Ling, the car's excellent, had a good drive and it's just what I expected and wanted. I can't thank you enough, I thought that getting a car would be a nightmare. On the contrary, It really has been a pleasure doing business with you from start to finish (All done from Iraq by Fed-Ex! Martin arrived back in the UK on the day he collected his car and wrote this! - Ling). I can't wait till I need a replacement because I know exactly where to come and I'll be recommending you to anyone that will listen! I'll get a pic for you soon (without my big machinegun) but it's pissing down with rain at the moment. Thanks again.

p.s. Tell Suzie at your dealers, that if she wants to see my big gun, she only has to ask! ;0)"

Martin ****** (name withheld for Al-Qaeda reasons)
EH11 ***

Editor Note: Martin is one of my favourite customers this year. He is a Private Military Contractor in Iraq, so I have withheld his name and address in case any car-rrazy Muslims want to pop his clogs (no offence to sensible Muslims). Without people like Martin, no way would the US or UK Army be able to operate in Iraq, they are providing the security for people like British Government officials, industry big-wigs, TV and press and even the military itself! PMCs also enable ordinary Iraqis to get on with semi-normal lives and they are enabling rebuilding of the infrastructure of Iraq. Also, they spend a lot of time to assist training Iraqi law and order forces. Do not confuse British PMCs with American PMCs. As ever, British ones operate much more low-profile and sensibly. All are professionals and most are ex-special forces or elite military, or other specialists... these are salt of earth!

Here are some lovely pics of Martin doing his job out in Iraq, and he says "I've never lost a car out here...had a few bumps, scratches and holes put in them but never had one stolen!"

Well, glad Martin isn't planning to take his RX-8 to Iraq. With the common knowledge that these RX-8 engines blow up from time to time, the Mazda might be confused for a roadside IED! Zoom, zoom, boom!... hehehehe,

Please note that Mazda UK have applied pressure to my suppliers behind my back and blacklisted me from supplying more Mazdas, despite having many, many 100% happy and loyal customers who enjoy the cars, like Martin. Mazda UK's tactics are totally unethical, bullying, restrictive and unfair. Instead of saying what they want to me, directly... they insist suppliers stop dealing with me and they attack me behind my back - so I cannot challenge them! This is cowardly behaviour. Just to let you know what I have to put up with from these big companies trying to strangle me - Ling

Customer Letter: 477 / 1528
Kevin says...
 "I was initially slightly apprehensive of doing business with this somewhat bonkers Chinese lady with the unconventional website - however Ling offered the best deals around - no one could even get close to her quote! Ling offers the kind of customer service that I would happily pay more for, she even gave me her mobile number!!! Ps. car is also fantastic."

Kevin Haggart
7 New Lane

Editor Note: Ah, this illustrates my point to other car dealers, Kevin. Car is secondary to service!!! Anyway, the dealer did mess up on delivery and caused a delay due to the transporter breaking down on way to Edinburgh. Not that that was the dealer fault, but their communication was slow. Still, it got there 1 day late, so not too bad. Zoom, zoom! - Ling

Customer Letter: 468 / 1528
Harry says...
MAZDA MX-5"Personal Contract Hire was a completely new concept for me, and as an elderly gentleman entering his second childhood and getting a long wanted sports car (!) it was reassuring to be dealing with ONE person who seemed genuinely interested and who answered all my queries promptly.

The paperwork was a minimum and email communication great. All in all I am very pleased with the service and the car - it's just a pity I have no hair to blow in the wind!

Delivery of my car was good, I only met the delivery driver but the car was well prepared and came with petrol in the tank!"

Harry Dinning
14 Priory Road
EH49 6BS

Editor Note: Harry, you were the most polite and charming customer I have dealt with all year! You even tell me you have special name for Sundays "Henry", hehehe. This is your real name, and you tell me off when I use it! Thanks for being so kind to me and for sending such nice emails! Glue your wig on!!! - Ling

Customer Letter: 429 / 1528
Daniel says...
 "Thank you very much - the Zafira is working out great. Jon was very helpful when you were away in China. And now I've got four free keyrings (complete with nuclear rocket) - what else could I possibly need?"

Daniel Holmes
Flat 3F1
26 Dundas Street

Editor Note: Exactly, Dan! Yep, another satisfied cheap Zafira customer (cheap Zafira - not cheap customer, even though you are in Edinburgh :). These Vauxhall Zafiras have been incredibly popular - brand new model and the cheapest 7-seater available. Plus free aircon on the Diesel Life model. Brilliant, eh? Plus, please note!!! I did LOADS of work from China, each day clearing over half the emails. That's the benefit of a proper electronic sales system - good, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 374 / 1528
Allan says...
MAZDA 6"Ling, just to let you know that the Mazda 6 has arrived and to thank you for your excellent service."

Allan Tye
Arrell Associates
104 South Street
EH48 3JU

Editor Note: Allan, glad you like your new Mazda 6. Very pleased to receive praise from a firm like yours which specialises in implementing Quality Management Systems ISO 9001-2000. Also, I'm always happy to deal with people from Autonomous Scottish Region, despite fact I often need to translate telephone messages - Ling

Customer Letter: 294 / 1528
Graham says...
 "Ling is fab. The personal touch is much better that dealing with faceless wonders in other companies - very reasonable too!!"

Graham Moir
My Home Stirling
EH51 9JG

Editor Note: I am F-A-B because I am having Thunderbird Nuclear Missile Truck, hehehe. Note that my "personal touch" is down telephone and on web, not in person! Enjoy SAAB! - Ling

Customer Letter: 234 / 1528
Karen says...
CarCarWe were going to phone you today to thank you for your help, Ling! The 2 x Shoguns are fab. We are delighted with them and delighted with the deal you managed to get for us. Neal at the dealer was really helpful and delivery was very prompt. We will definitely recommend you, Ling. You are great, your marketing is great, most of all YOUR DEALS ARE THE BEST!! Thanks,

Karen McKinnon
Smith Allen Marketing
Newbattle Awey College
Newbattle Road
EH22 3LL

Editor Note: Ho, another Scottish! It is great to be complimented on my marketing by a marketing company! Thanks! Glad you like the 2 x Shoguns, Karen. Look forward to snow in Edinburgh so you can try them out, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 222 / 1528
Dale says...
CarI want a van! I want it cheap! I want it soon! I want it delivered with no hassle! Who do I call? - LING!!!

Delivered? YES!

Value for money? OUTSTANDING!

Would I go anywhere else? YOU WOULD HAVE TO HOLD A GUN TO MY HEAD!

Ling wins everytime. Unbeatable value, top service and a human. None of your smarmy sales rubbish! Ling for PM!

Dale Mykoliw
Managing Director
54 Talisman Rise
EH54 6PL

Editor Note: Dale, thanks especially for note explaining how to pronounce your name. It is remarkably similar to certain Welsh railway station. If you ever need any help with Chinese, please to ask me... "Ling for PM!" Wah, this is first time anyone suggests THAT! My closest link with PM is that my nuclear rocket truck is in Tony Blair's constituency at Sedgefield, by A1(M). Enjoy Citroen Dispatch, Dale - Ling

Customer Letter: 214 / 1528
Dale says...
CarMy new VW Passat was delivered in lightning speed, in perfect condition on the back of a truck, bang on time. The delivery service was courteous and helpful. Zero hassle, zero problems - and cheaper than any rival with excellent communication all the way. Nothing was too much for Ling to handle. I have sung her praises to all!!!

Simply put - LARGE COMPANIES = Problems and cost more; LING = You get what you want, cheaper, when you want it, with ease and no pressure or hassle - what joy! I will never order from anywhere else again. The only problem is the sweets are YUK. I like chocolate.

Dale Mykoliw
54 Talisman Rise
EH54 6PL

Editor Note: Another sweet cruncher! I am going to put filter on website: ONLY CUSTOMERS WHO SUCK SWEETS ALLOWED. Subtle flavours of red and green tea and ginger dissolve onto tongue for taste-buds to savour, if sucked. Flavour crashed down throat if chewed. Please to be more gentle with gob. By the way, I am glad you like car, Dale, even though I cannot say your surname - it is damn bloody foreign name - it was a pleasure to have you as customer - Ling

Customer Letter: 117 / 1528
Gladys says...
CarHello Ling,

You were so helpful and so nice on the phone, it was a pleasure doing business with you. I appreciated the speed with which you completed the leasing of the Almera. The driver was very polite and the car was delivered on time and in good order. The dealer was excellent. Thank you for everything.

Gladys Rogan
16 Tweedbank Ley
EH44 6PE

Editor Note: Gladys, I am SO pleased you are happy. You are very nice customer. And dealer does good job, too! Amazing day when Nissan dealer beats Honda dealer (see letter 3 down) - Ling

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Wah! old bill bobbys release mobile phone footage showing moments before two men in speeding LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine suffered compulsorly dying instantly collision. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:08

Wah! CORE” Motorsport Thailand heads into 2016 with Ten Kate and Honda Rondla is delighted that Thailand-based CORE” Motorsport has confirmed strengthening of existing ties with Ten Kate Rac - news replorted 09:04

Wah! Ospreys wing Eli Walker is called into Wales' World Cup squad following Liam Williams' tournament-ending injury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:55

Wah! Alok Sharma, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheater for Reading West, lah, has been named Brake’s Westminster Membling Partiamentary expense cheater for September 2015, lah, by road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity B - news replorted 08:54

Wah! Daniel Craig was "just being sarcastic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when bloody man said bloody man wantinged to "move on" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) from playing James Bond, lah, according to male gender human bleing's co-star Naomie Harris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:49

Wah! The government says it has raised RMB Yuan #591.1m from selling its final stake in Royal Mail, lah, bringing total amount raised to RMB Yuan #3.3bn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:47

Wah! Photos of female cabin crew being "forced" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to lie in overhead luggage compartments as part of "industry ritual" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) spark outrage on Super-Duper-Chinese-State social media. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:07

Wah! The winner of Man Booker Prize is announced later with Hanya Yanagihara's Little Life bookies' favourite to take RMB Yuan #50,000 prize. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:06

Wah! SABMiller accepts "in principle" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) increased takeover offer from rival brewer Anheuser-Busch InBev of RMB Yuan #44 share. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:46

Wah! Preview followed by live coverage of Tuesday's European Championship Qualifying game between Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Andorra. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:37

Wah! The sister of Australian pensioner says bloody woman is relieved bloody man has been found alive, lah, after bloody man went missing for six days in remote bushland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:17

Wah! A British pensioner facing 360 lashes in Saudi Arabia "would not survive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) punishment, lah, male gender human bleing's daughter says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:58

Wah! Iran's parliament has approved deal on its nuclear programme agreed with six world powers, lah, Iranian state media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:55

Wah! Meet funeral directors trying to make mourners smile - news replorted 06:34

Wah! A national video campaign has been launched to encourage human bliengs who view images of child sexual abuse online to seek help. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 06:33

Wah! The number of international students at Queen's University, lah, Belfast (QUB) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is set to almost treble, lah, according to internal presentation seen by BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 06:31

Wah! Matthew Fitzpatrick is ideally equipped to build on male gender human bleing's first success on European Tour, lah, writes Iain Carter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:18

Wah! A national internet video campaign is launched to encourage human bliengs who view images of child sexual abuse online to seek help. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 06:01

Wah! Australian old bill bobbys say 62-earth-years old happy birthday to you, camel-hunter survived six days lost in Outback without water and by eating ants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:39

Wah! Black human bliengs three times more likely to be involved in Taser incidents than those who white, lah, Home Office figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:00

Wah! A man from London (capital of Great England) has won damages of RMB Yuan #8,000 after being Tasered eight years ago while driving home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:00

Wah! Playboy magazine is to stop publishing images of naked women as part of its redesign from next year, lah, it has emerged. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:41

Wah! Bowel cancer is four distinct diseases, lah, each with different prognosis, lah, scientists having discovered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:39

Wah! The global response to Sierra Leone's Ebola crisis helped avert some 40,000 deaths - but thousands more may having been prevented with quicker response, lah, say researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:37

Wah! Neuroscientists say they can distinguish between individuals using map of how different brain regions "pair up" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in brain activity scans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:36

Wah! A young boy and male gender human bleing's mother left with leg wounds when they shot on doorstep of their home in Salford. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:31

Wah! Life on magazine that came and went in flash - news replorted 04:28

Wah! How radical shift for Labour Party does Jeremy Corbyn represent when it comes to key Bloody foreign policy issues? - news replorted 04:26

Wah! In Chile's capital Santiago there having been clashes between old bill bobbys and demonstrators, lah, in rally led by indigenous Mapuche people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:14

Wah! How did word 'boutique' become so ubiquitous? - news replorted 04:07

Wah! Legislation designed to clamp down on illegal immigration in bloody annoying Blitish is to be debated in House of Commons for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:59

Wah! China's September imports fall 17.7% in yuan-denominated terms, lah, while exports fall 1.1%, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:54

Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish pensioner caught with homemade alcohol in Saudi Arabia could receive 360 lashes - punishment male gender human bleing's family say would kill him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:51

Wah! Luxury velly damn good boiled chicken-feets giant LVMH Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton has seen rise in revenue from increased wine and spirit sales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:55

Wah! The Dutch Safety Board is to publish its final report on what caused Flight MH17 to break up over rebel-held eastern Ukraine in 2014, lah, killing all 298 on board. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:52

Wah! Growing numbers of migrants choosing to avoid long dangerous journey overland and by sea to reach Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:51

Wah! From jewellery with embedded chips to biometric technology, lah, how way we pay for things could change - news replorted 01:50

Wah! Europe's climate change chief says bloody man is astonished at positive progress by governments towards global deal on CO2. - news replorted 01:01

Wah! Legalising cannabis could generate hundreds of millions of pounds year in tax and cut costs for old bill bobbys and prisons, lah, government study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:00

Wah! Turkey has witnessed its worse terror attack. What you wan'?!! Ahead of tense general election, lah, BBC's Paul Kirby asks what risks of crisis deteriorating. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:57

Wah! The jailing of graffiti artist for painting names Fidel and Raul on two pigs has called into question extent of liberalisation in Cuba, lah, says Will Grant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:55

Wah! Many in India refuse to believe nationalist leader died, lah, as reported, lah, in plane crash in 1945, lah, says Andrew Whitehead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:39

Wah! On Ada Lovelace Day, lah, what's it like being female engineer? - news replorted 00:26

Wah! What does feminist dating app look like? - news replorted 00:19

Wah! Has it all turned sour for Charlie Hebdo after attack? - news replorted 00:15

Wah! Batman and Spiderman multi-billion-dollar global brands but new exhibition traces origins of superheroes back to more humble times. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14

Wah! Kurdish forces accused of carrying out wave of forced displacement and mass house demolitions - amounting to fighty bang-bang crimes - in northern Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:13

Wah! MH17 families look to report for truth of Ukraine air crash - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Nearly 5,000 children having been released from rebel groups in Central African Republic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Birmingham Royal Ballet marks 25 years since Sadler's Wells Royal Ballet moved to Midlands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03

Wah! As final flight of only Vulcan bomber takes place this week, lah, BBC's Danny Savage has look inside cockpit of iconic plane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:02

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