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Customer Letter: 1516 / 1528
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB


Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1381 / 1528
Lisa says...
 Good choice of stock, really liked the internet site, gave really good advice and kept me informed of status of order and delivery. I would deal with Ling again for my next lease. Excellent delivery. Thanks :o)

Lisa Kirkwood
72 Saltdean Vale
Saltdean
Brighton
BN2 8HA


Editor Note: No problem at all, Lisa. You are project manager for BUPA so you know all about customer care. Glad you are very happy with the new 170bhp fast Golf. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1250 / 1528
Jason says...
 Excellent service from Ling, very sweet response to communications. This is the second time I have used Ling and while the website may be mad, the prices and service are great. I would (and have) recommended you to others. Good delivery of my new Verso.

Jason Smith
Little Oak
Spinney Close
Hurstpierpoint
BN6 9AS


Editor Note: Jason, lovely to have you back for a second car :) I just love repeating customers, it proves you are so happy. Hope you have a great couple of years in the Verso which is a super 7-seat MPV. Thanks for letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1221 / 1528
Jason says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRAA very efficient service. Highly recommended. Excellent delivery of my new Zafira.

Jason Wilson
4 The Moorings
Shoreham By Sea
West Sussex
BN43 5JB


Editor Note: A very efficient letter. Highly short. Excellent delivery by Royal Mail.

Hahahaha! Enjoy the Zafira, Jace! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1194 / 1528
Christian says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERLook beyond the Chinese business tactics and you will find a rare breed of company that will do what it can for its customer. I wanted a good value lease car and Ling supplied me with one! What else can you ask for? Delivery of my new Citroen C-Crosser was good.

Christian Bennett
MRCJB Ltd
92 Ocklynge Road
Eastbourne
BN21 1QA


Editor Note: Christian, thanks for the letter. I am not sure about the Chinese business tactics, I don't quite poke you in the eyes with chopsticks or threaten you with a giant cleaver. I admit to poisoning you with Chinese sweets :). Enjoy your lovely new C-Crosser. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1170 / 1528
Debora says...
carLovely car, good service and a great price. Ling makes boring admin fun! The sweets are horrible though :o( Delivery was smooth and efficient.

Debora Parr
18 Terminus Road
Brighton
BN1 3PD


Editor Note: Debora, you got a real bargain with the last of these Fiestas! You are manager of two leasehold pubs, so I appreciate your comments about my service. Hic! Sweets are really horrible, they are collectors items from China! Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1033 / 1528
Steven says...
CarWhat can I say but this...

L - Likeable
I - Informative
N - No fuss
G - Great

C - Competant
A - Attentive
R - Reliable
S - Service

Keep up the good work! Good delivery of my new Grande Punto!

Steven Walton
36 Hawth Crescent
Seaford
BN25 2RR


Editor Note: Steve, that's fantastic. Thanks for taking so much time to send me this and I really appreciate the kind words. You even wrote some Chinese! That is so brilliant. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1007 / 1528
Michael says...
CarHi Ling, Thanks for all you did to make the process quick and easy. Website is excellent and good fun. I like your sense of humour.

Choosing a car (Lexus IS) was easy and the prices very competitive. Communication was also excellent and timely. The whole process was a great experience. Thanks! Excellent delivery.

Michael O'Laughlin
Address withheld
South Chailey
BN8 ***


Editor Note: As you a director of a large PLC high-street Bank, maybe the biggest in the UK, I have hidden your address for security. It is nice to deal with high-flyers like you, Michael, it makes me realise that my service is good enough for everyone. You were lovely! So pleased you are happy, and hope to see you again in 2-years. In the meantime, I will charge you a £50 management fee, an unauthorised email fee for every message, I will charge you 50p every time you make a payment and make you queue out of my website to speak to me. You will get LingCard offers every 2 weeks in the post. Next time you want a car, I will tell you you can only have one if you don't need one :) Just like dealing with your bank, hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 982 / 1528
John says...
CarLing says it how it is, not how she thinks you want it to be. My wife summed it up by saying "You would think we were her only customers" - 100% in every respect. Thank you Ling. Good delivery of my new Audi A3.

John Siggs
91 Mallon Dene
Rustington
Littlehampton
BN16 2JW


Editor Note: John, well you can tell your wife she is a lucky onion, you were lovely to deal with :) And the Audi was a great deal. So happy that you are pleased, it makes everything so worthwhile. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 973 / 1528
Steve says...
Car
L ovely to deal with
I nspirational
N o hassle
G reat
S ervice second to none

C ost effective
A ttention to detail
R apid response
S imple

Brilliant! On time delivery, and service with a smile!

Steve Walton
36 Hawth Crescent
Seaford
BN25 2RR


Editor Note: hahahaha, that's great, Steve. These Grand Puntos have been ever so popolar at these cheap prices. Glad you are happy. Thanks for nice letter layout :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 836 / 1528
German says...
CarLing was really helpful in the whole process of leasing my new Astra, excellent communication. I love her website and her live chat room - it's very handy when you have an urgent enquiry. I will recommend her to everybody. I am so pleased with every aspect of the leasing process an the best bit "the price"! Excellent delivery, on time, very polite. Great!

German Lopez
74 Cranleigh Road
Worthing
BN14 7QW


Editor Note: German, I have stayed at The Beach hotel in Worthing! What a nice place, lovely to look out on the sea. I expect to see your Astra parading up the promenade on my next visit. Thanks for being so lovely and thanks for the comments. I'm so glad you liked my chat room, I put a lot of effort into that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 655 / 1528
Michael says...
CarLing,

Thanks very much. Citroen Picasso delivered as promised; fantastic service.

Michael Pettit
10 Lenham Ave
Saltdean
Brighton
BN2 8AE


Editor Note: Mike, wonderful. Just a short email, eh, but you are busy driving it :). Hope you really enjoy the car in sunny Brighton. The C4 Picasso 5-seater is a great car. Glad you enjoyed the service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 574 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarHi Ling, thanks so much for making everything work out so well. I received a phone call this morning that my new VW Transporter was on it's way to me. I was so surprised as I only sent off the paperwork 2 days ago ! However you did say it'd be coming on the 11th or 12 th and here it is on the 11th. I really appreciate the way you do business and will come back to you next time, also recommend you to anyone who needs a great lease deal. Fantastic service Ling but it'll take a while to recover from the Chinese candies you sent me....

Stephen Mulley
Ace Pro Services
23 Southampton Close
Eastbourne
BN23 5RP


Editor Note: Vans, vans, vans... I get my head in a spin about vans, there are so many options and sizes and weights. But the VW dealer had the exact VW Transporter (with air-con) you wanted in stock, so I made sure you got this double-quick, Stephen - Ling



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Customer Letter: 434 / 1528
Aldo says...
 "Dear Ling

Thanks for all your help. Your service is speedy, accurate and just excellent. Delivery was excellent, my new RX-8 was clean and dead on time. I have already recommended LINGsCARS and will continue to do so. Thanks again."

Aldo Bocca
22 Hawkswood Drive
Hailsham
BN27 1UR


Editor Note: I know you are top salesperson yourself, Aldo, so you appreciate my service. Thanks. Glad to provide such a sexy car to such a nice guy - Ling



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Customer Letter: 399 / 1528
Mike says...
NISSAN X-TRAIL"Dear Ling,

I write to say a big thank you for all the effort you put into getting my Nissan X-Trail delivered to me.

For all prospective new customers out there, let me tell you that when I ordered my car from Ling Valentine, my mother was taken into hospital in the UK and I was taken ill in Spain! Against these odds, Ling was marvellous, she contacted me on my mobile and fax in Spain, keeping me informed of every detail, arranging my finance, delivery etc.

Because of my predicament of having to have an operation on my return to the UK, my car delivery had to be cancelled for one month. Thanks to Ling, she sorted everything out and my car duly arrived.

So, if you are thinking of leasing a car, I have no hesitation in recommending LINGsCARS.com and Ling Valentine.

As for the three Nissan dealers that I contacted for competitive quotes (to check against LINGsCARS), it took anything from one to six weeks just to get a quote - and guess what - Ling's price was a lot cheaper. Once again, Ling, many thanks!"

Mike Milton
34 Tivoli Crescent
Brighton
BN1 5ND


Editor Note: Mike, of course I look after you when you go into hospital, I am so glad you did not die! I woud have lost car sale!!! :) You are right about the Nissan dealers, most are very slow (I think they are the ones who are dying) - and for some reason, car dealers in general are terrible with emails. It takes them AGES to reply. Salesmen too busy stuffing cocaine up their noses. You are so kind to send me a lovely gift voucher which I will use to treat myself! Thanks - Ling



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Customer Letter: 362 / 1528
Adam says...
CITROEN C4"Prompt, no messing service. No phone controllers or call centres to deal with, and a nice Citroen C4 on my doorstep in about 3 weeks - only a week later than promised. But no real issue as above all, I felt well informed by Ling all the way through the process."

Adam McNaught-Davis
address withheld
Eastbourne
BN20 ***


Editor Note: Adam, I don't think your car was late - but on the 5th of July, you changed your mind: you were still not quite sure about which car you wanted. Your car was delivered on the 24th July, so where is the delay? - that's 3 weeks and I never promise sooner than that. But apart from that, I score your letter 9/10. You have good handwriting and your letter was polite and enthusiastic. You were nice customer - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 329 / 1528
Helena says...
 "I was very impressed with the service I received from Ling. At all times I was kept informed of the progress with the car. Also, the lease rates are very reasonable. When I had trouble changing the car registration to my personal plate, Ling helped me with this (despite me thinking that personal plates are rubbish - Ling). The Mazda RX-8 was delivered on time, with everything in order. I would certainly lease another car from Ling again in the future, she was extremely polite (WAH!, me??? - Ling) and efficient."

Helena Read
8 Rectory Close
Hove
BN3 5SS


Editor Note: Helena, hmmm - most people do NOT say "polite". Are you sure it was me? You know all Chinese sound the same. Maybe you telephone my sister, or the local Chinese takeaway, eh? Easy mistake to make - Ling



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Wah! Black Friday gets off to early start as old bill bobbys called to Tesco store in Cardiff after reports of clashes between clustomlers as store opened just after midnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:12



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Wah! A huge clean-up operation is under way in Australian city of Brisbane after it was hit by its worst storm in three decades. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! How does damn crazy Engrish baseball game move on after Australia batsman Phillip Hughes died from injuries sustained on field? - news replorted 06:56



Wah! Wales' 22 councils having until midnight to let Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government knowing whether they in favour of merging with other local authorities - news replorted 06:56



Wah! The Deputy First dodgy minister Martin McGuinness and Secretary of State Theresa Villiers to attend British-Irish Council summit in Isle of Man on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:41



Wah! Stormont's Standards and Privileges Committee is expected to publish report on conduct of First dodgy minister Peter Robinson and male gender human bleing's wife Iris on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:33



Wah! Tourists from US, lah, Australia, lah, Brazil, lah, Germany and Japan can now getting visas on arrival in India after country extended its limited scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:24



Wah! A couple say local authority set out to adopt their grandson despite fact they wantinged to care for him and male gender human bleing's elder brother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! Seven mental health patients having killed themselves in Province of Engrish running-dogs since 2012 after being told there were no hospital beds for them, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Namibians voting to elect country's new president and parliament - in what is first electronic national election in Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:33



Wah! India's third quarter GDP figures due out on Friday - and could indicate whether prime dodgy minister's recent reforms bearing fruit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! Crowd surge fears at four supermarkets in London (capital of Great England) spark calls to old bill bobbys as shoppers hunt for bargains on peak shopping day imported from America. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:57



Wah! A Siberian tiger, lah, released into wild by Russian President Vladimir Putin, lah, has apparently been killing animals on Super-Duper-Chinese-State farm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! Pope Francis is set to visit Turkey for what is being billed as historic trip to help interfaith dialogue in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:19



Wah! Plans that require schools to help prevent pupils becoming radicalised place too much of burden on education regulator Ofsted, lah, chief Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs education officer says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:07



Wah! French President Francois Hollande is to arrive in Guinea, lah, first Western leader to visit nation hit hard by deadly Ebola virus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:58



Wah! Could NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) year be answer to our big number problems? - news replorted 02:55



Wah! Thousands of human bliengs expected to descend on retailers to pick up bargain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! But why is it called 'Black Friday'? Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation explains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:52



Wah! The radio show that got schoolchildren singing - news replorted 02:44



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click looks at some of week's technology highlights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Two young patients who having spent clock time result in Africa tested at hospital in Newcastle for Ebola after displaying viral symptoms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:00



Wah! The field of geo-engineering - where humans intervene to change climate - throws up fascinating ideas, lah, and nightmare scenarios. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:49



Wah! The profile of chess has dipped since days of Bobby Fischer - but that does not mean it is not in rude health, lah, says David Edmonds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:48



Wah! Camera traps, lah, used by project assessing radioactive exposure impacts on wildlife, lah, record first photos of "Dear Leader" Brown bear in Chernobyl's exclusion zone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! A New Zealand man serving life sentence for child molestation and murder who escaped to Brazil has been deported to male gender human bleing's home country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:16



Wah! An Edinburgh square is to be named in honour of silly kick-kick game players and supporters who served in first of Sporting Battalions of WW1. - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Cricket fans and players from around world pay their tributes to Australia batsman Phillip Hughes, lah, who died aged 25. - news replorted 01:00



Wah! David Cameron is preparing to deliver speech outlining male gender human bleing's plans to reduce immigration from EU - after figures revealed net migration had risen above 2010 levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Francis Crawford of Lymond has topped poll of favourite Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs book characters carried out as part of Book Week ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Oil exporting nations agreed to keep pumping oil at its current levels - move that sparked new falls in price of oil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! What will be effect in Asia? - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Saving Kenya's children born of incest from death sentence - news replorted 00:46



Wah! A mother's decision to leave Whatsapp chat group goes viral - news replorted 00:40



Wah! How Korea helped prostitutes work near Great Satan military bases - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Finding bounty in depths of Davy Jones's locker - news replorted 00:16



Wah! The rubbish collector left on scrap heap as male gender human bleing's city goes green - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The runners who race each other with their dogs - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has been allowed inside London's Olympic Stadium to film construction of arena's new roof. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! When sand dune in Tunisia threatened to swallow up Mos Espa - childhood home of Darth Vader - Star Wars fans teamed up with tourist chiefs to take action. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! A continuing teacher recruitment shortage may prompt schools to look abroad for new teachers, lah, experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:10



Wah! On what politicians' economic metaphors trying to convey - news replorted 00:10



Wah! New ways to stop your as really velly special customer's smartphone running out of battery - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A report from bloody annoying Blitish parliament says Facebook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) and other social networking firms need to make their terms and conditions clearer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Too few toddlers and young children having seasonal influenzingler achoo achoo vaccine, lah, chief medical officer for Province of Engrish running-dogs warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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