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Customer Letter: 1516 / 1528
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB


Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1381 / 1528
Lisa says...
 Good choice of stock, really liked the internet site, gave really good advice and kept me informed of status of order and delivery. I would deal with Ling again for my next lease. Excellent delivery. Thanks :o)

Lisa Kirkwood
72 Saltdean Vale
Saltdean
Brighton
BN2 8HA


Editor Note: No problem at all, Lisa. You are project manager for BUPA so you know all about customer care. Glad you are very happy with the new 170bhp fast Golf. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1250 / 1528
Jason says...
 Excellent service from Ling, very sweet response to communications. This is the second time I have used Ling and while the website may be mad, the prices and service are great. I would (and have) recommended you to others. Good delivery of my new Verso.

Jason Smith
Little Oak
Spinney Close
Hurstpierpoint
BN6 9AS


Editor Note: Jason, lovely to have you back for a second car :) I just love repeating customers, it proves you are so happy. Hope you have a great couple of years in the Verso which is a super 7-seat MPV. Thanks for letter! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1221 / 1528
Jason says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRAA very efficient service. Highly recommended. Excellent delivery of my new Zafira.

Jason Wilson
4 The Moorings
Shoreham By Sea
West Sussex
BN43 5JB


Editor Note: A very efficient letter. Highly short. Excellent delivery by Royal Mail.

Hahahaha! Enjoy the Zafira, Jace! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1194 / 1528
Christian says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERLook beyond the Chinese business tactics and you will find a rare breed of company that will do what it can for its customer. I wanted a good value lease car and Ling supplied me with one! What else can you ask for? Delivery of my new Citroen C-Crosser was good.

Christian Bennett
MRCJB Ltd
92 Ocklynge Road
Eastbourne
BN21 1QA


Editor Note: Christian, thanks for the letter. I am not sure about the Chinese business tactics, I don't quite poke you in the eyes with chopsticks or threaten you with a giant cleaver. I admit to poisoning you with Chinese sweets :). Enjoy your lovely new C-Crosser. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1170 / 1528
Debora says...
carLovely car, good service and a great price. Ling makes boring admin fun! The sweets are horrible though :o( Delivery was smooth and efficient.

Debora Parr
18 Terminus Road
Brighton
BN1 3PD


Editor Note: Debora, you got a real bargain with the last of these Fiestas! You are manager of two leasehold pubs, so I appreciate your comments about my service. Hic! Sweets are really horrible, they are collectors items from China! Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1033 / 1528
Steven says...
CarWhat can I say but this...

L - Likeable
I - Informative
N - No fuss
G - Great

C - Competant
A - Attentive
R - Reliable
S - Service

Keep up the good work! Good delivery of my new Grande Punto!

Steven Walton
36 Hawth Crescent
Seaford
BN25 2RR


Editor Note: Steve, that's fantastic. Thanks for taking so much time to send me this and I really appreciate the kind words. You even wrote some Chinese! That is so brilliant. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1007 / 1528
Michael says...
CarHi Ling, Thanks for all you did to make the process quick and easy. Website is excellent and good fun. I like your sense of humour.

Choosing a car (Lexus IS) was easy and the prices very competitive. Communication was also excellent and timely. The whole process was a great experience. Thanks! Excellent delivery.

Michael O'Laughlin
Address withheld
South Chailey
BN8 ***


Editor Note: As you a director of a large PLC high-street Bank, maybe the biggest in the UK, I have hidden your address for security. It is nice to deal with high-flyers like you, Michael, it makes me realise that my service is good enough for everyone. You were lovely! So pleased you are happy, and hope to see you again in 2-years. In the meantime, I will charge you a £50 management fee, an unauthorised email fee for every message, I will charge you 50p every time you make a payment and make you queue out of my website to speak to me. You will get LingCard offers every 2 weeks in the post. Next time you want a car, I will tell you you can only have one if you don't need one :) Just like dealing with your bank, hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 982 / 1528
John says...
CarLing says it how it is, not how she thinks you want it to be. My wife summed it up by saying "You would think we were her only customers" - 100% in every respect. Thank you Ling. Good delivery of my new Audi A3.

John Siggs
91 Mallon Dene
Rustington
Littlehampton
BN16 2JW


Editor Note: John, well you can tell your wife she is a lucky onion, you were lovely to deal with :) And the Audi was a great deal. So happy that you are pleased, it makes everything so worthwhile. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 973 / 1528
Steve says...
Car
L ovely to deal with
I nspirational
N o hassle
G reat
S ervice second to none

C ost effective
A ttention to detail
R apid response
S imple

Brilliant! On time delivery, and service with a smile!

Steve Walton
36 Hawth Crescent
Seaford
BN25 2RR


Editor Note: hahahaha, that's great, Steve. These Grand Puntos have been ever so popolar at these cheap prices. Glad you are happy. Thanks for nice letter layout :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 836 / 1528
German says...
CarLing was really helpful in the whole process of leasing my new Astra, excellent communication. I love her website and her live chat room - it's very handy when you have an urgent enquiry. I will recommend her to everybody. I am so pleased with every aspect of the leasing process an the best bit "the price"! Excellent delivery, on time, very polite. Great!

German Lopez
74 Cranleigh Road
Worthing
BN14 7QW


Editor Note: German, I have stayed at The Beach hotel in Worthing! What a nice place, lovely to look out on the sea. I expect to see your Astra parading up the promenade on my next visit. Thanks for being so lovely and thanks for the comments. I'm so glad you liked my chat room, I put a lot of effort into that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 655 / 1528
Michael says...
CarLing,

Thanks very much. Citroen Picasso delivered as promised; fantastic service.

Michael Pettit
10 Lenham Ave
Saltdean
Brighton
BN2 8AE


Editor Note: Mike, wonderful. Just a short email, eh, but you are busy driving it :). Hope you really enjoy the car in sunny Brighton. The C4 Picasso 5-seater is a great car. Glad you enjoyed the service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 574 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarHi Ling, thanks so much for making everything work out so well. I received a phone call this morning that my new VW Transporter was on it's way to me. I was so surprised as I only sent off the paperwork 2 days ago ! However you did say it'd be coming on the 11th or 12 th and here it is on the 11th. I really appreciate the way you do business and will come back to you next time, also recommend you to anyone who needs a great lease deal. Fantastic service Ling but it'll take a while to recover from the Chinese candies you sent me....

Stephen Mulley
Ace Pro Services
23 Southampton Close
Eastbourne
BN23 5RP


Editor Note: Vans, vans, vans... I get my head in a spin about vans, there are so many options and sizes and weights. But the VW dealer had the exact VW Transporter (with air-con) you wanted in stock, so I made sure you got this double-quick, Stephen - Ling



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Customer Letter: 434 / 1528
Aldo says...
 "Dear Ling

Thanks for all your help. Your service is speedy, accurate and just excellent. Delivery was excellent, my new RX-8 was clean and dead on time. I have already recommended LINGsCARS and will continue to do so. Thanks again."

Aldo Bocca
22 Hawkswood Drive
Hailsham
BN27 1UR


Editor Note: I know you are top salesperson yourself, Aldo, so you appreciate my service. Thanks. Glad to provide such a sexy car to such a nice guy - Ling



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Customer Letter: 399 / 1528
Mike says...
NISSAN X-TRAIL"Dear Ling,

I write to say a big thank you for all the effort you put into getting my Nissan X-Trail delivered to me.

For all prospective new customers out there, let me tell you that when I ordered my car from Ling Valentine, my mother was taken into hospital in the UK and I was taken ill in Spain! Against these odds, Ling was marvellous, she contacted me on my mobile and fax in Spain, keeping me informed of every detail, arranging my finance, delivery etc.

Because of my predicament of having to have an operation on my return to the UK, my car delivery had to be cancelled for one month. Thanks to Ling, she sorted everything out and my car duly arrived.

So, if you are thinking of leasing a car, I have no hesitation in recommending LINGsCARS.com and Ling Valentine.

As for the three Nissan dealers that I contacted for competitive quotes (to check against LINGsCARS), it took anything from one to six weeks just to get a quote - and guess what - Ling's price was a lot cheaper. Once again, Ling, many thanks!"

Mike Milton
34 Tivoli Crescent
Brighton
BN1 5ND


Editor Note: Mike, of course I look after you when you go into hospital, I am so glad you did not die! I woud have lost car sale!!! :) You are right about the Nissan dealers, most are very slow (I think they are the ones who are dying) - and for some reason, car dealers in general are terrible with emails. It takes them AGES to reply. Salesmen too busy stuffing cocaine up their noses. You are so kind to send me a lovely gift voucher which I will use to treat myself! Thanks - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 362 / 1528
Adam says...
CITROEN C4"Prompt, no messing service. No phone controllers or call centres to deal with, and a nice Citroen C4 on my doorstep in about 3 weeks - only a week later than promised. But no real issue as above all, I felt well informed by Ling all the way through the process."

Adam McNaught-Davis
address withheld
Eastbourne
BN20 ***


Editor Note: Adam, I don't think your car was late - but on the 5th of July, you changed your mind: you were still not quite sure about which car you wanted. Your car was delivered on the 24th July, so where is the delay? - that's 3 weeks and I never promise sooner than that. But apart from that, I score your letter 9/10. You have good handwriting and your letter was polite and enthusiastic. You were nice customer - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 329 / 1528
Helena says...
 "I was very impressed with the service I received from Ling. At all times I was kept informed of the progress with the car. Also, the lease rates are very reasonable. When I had trouble changing the car registration to my personal plate, Ling helped me with this (despite me thinking that personal plates are rubbish - Ling). The Mazda RX-8 was delivered on time, with everything in order. I would certainly lease another car from Ling again in the future, she was extremely polite (WAH!, me??? - Ling) and efficient."

Helena Read
8 Rectory Close
Hove
BN3 5SS


Editor Note: Helena, hmmm - most people do NOT say "polite". Are you sure it was me? You know all Chinese sound the same. Maybe you telephone my sister, or the local Chinese takeaway, eh? Easy mistake to make - Ling



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Wah! Jaguar XE named 'Most Beautiful LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of 2014' At 30th edition of Festival Automobile International in Paris, lah, Jagluar XE was awarded ‘Most Beautiful LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of - news replorted 08:35



Wah! Auto Trader i-Control In last year Lookers has rolled out Auto Trader i-Control across 80% of its sites in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! Lookers now among - news replorted 08:34



Wah! Toyota Yaris WRC Toyotla Motor Corporation has announced its motorsport activities for 2015 and revealed that it will return to FIA Wo - news replorted 08:24



Wah! The former Yugoslavia fighty bang-bang crimes tribunal is set to rule on appeals of five men over their convictions over 1995 Srebrenica massacre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:23



Wah! Russia contests claim (always claiming, huh?) its planes caused "disruption to civil aviation" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in UK, lah, saying patrols were "routine" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and met "international legal norms". - news replorted 08:22



Wah! NFL referee chief Dean Blandino says 108 balls used in Sunday's Super Bowl XLIX will be given "added security" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after 'deflate-gate'. - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Japanese carmaker Rondla cuts its profit forecast and sees third quarter earnings drop sharply following vehicling driving car machine recall linked to airbags. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Pierce Brosnan and Klia Sorento in Super Bowl commercial Pierce Brosnan, lah, known for male gender human bleing's sophisticated movie hero roles, lah, again makes “Perfect Getaway” in Klia Motors America’s - news replorted 08:00



Wah! old bill bobbys looking for Death Row Records founder Marion "Suge" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Knight after man was run over and killed in Los Angeles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Robbie Savage on how Jose Mourinho’s Chelsea side having weaknesses, lah, but will still be too strong for Manchester City on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:28



Wah! Tiger Woods opens with two-over-par 73 at Phoenix Open on Thursday in male gender human bleing's first tournament of season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:28



Wah! Children in and leaving care affected by problems recruiting and retaining experienced social workers in Wales, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! David Oyelowo says he's disappointed by snub given by Bafta to male gender human bleing's latest film, lah, civil rights drama Selma. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:15



Wah! Two balloonists trying to break two world records for crossing Pacific having been forced to change course off coast of California and head for Mexico rather than Canada. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:07



Wah! Proposals to shorten medical training for doctors in bloody annoying Blitish could seriously compromise patient care and safety, lah, leading doctors warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:57



Wah! Andy Murray's coach Amelie Mauresmo praises atmosphere in team after male gender human bleing's fiancee Kim Sears was seen apparently swearing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:45



Wah! New legislation in United States aims to allow some undocumented immigrants to stay in Great Satan and apply for work permits but many afraid to admit their status. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Changing names of some of Wales' health boards might help towards solving shortage of doctors wantinging to train here, lah, says leading medical figure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:40



Wah! Homeowners and landlords being invited to bid for cash from RMB Yuan #20m fund to boost quality of housing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:38



Wah! Detectives investigating murder of man who was found stabbed to death on Belfast street continuing to question man in male gender human bleing's 30s about killing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:29



Wah! The chief electoral officer says primary school in County Tyrone will no longer be used as polling station after loyalist protesters demonstrated outside it during last year's elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! An Indian woman who says bloody woman was raped by Delhi driver of web-based taxi firm Uber files lawsuit against service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Great Satan court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:03



Wah! A koala who shot to fame after being pictured receiving treatment for burnt paws has been returned to wild, lah, says expert who treated him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! China's education dodgy minister tells universities to shun textbooks promoting Western values and block criticism of political system, lah, state media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:07



Wah! A Swiss software developers team has created system to enable crime (shoud shoot them) investigators to enter virtual world - news replorted 05:05



Wah! King Salman of Saudi Arabia announces major cabinet reshuffle, lah, week after bloody man acceded to throne. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:55



Wah! The Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs says it is investigating vicar accused of posting article on Facebook claiming Israel was behind 9/11 attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:38



Wah! The Met Office issues yellow "be aware" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) warnings for snow and ice across ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land on Friday morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:38



Wah! Hundreds of jobs could be created when new companies move into areas at Portsmouth Naval Base previously used for shipbuilding, lah, MoD says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:32



Wah! The Fire Brigades Union calls for urgent talks after report suggested deaths of some firefighters in bloody annoying Blitish since 2004 were preventable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:23



Wah! A Great Satan treasure hunter who has been described by officials as "most intelligent fugitive," (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) has appeared in Florida court following male gender human bleing's arrest after two years on run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Watching DVD or using stress ball during minor surgery can reduce patient's anxiety levels, lah, suggests study from University of Surrey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:46



Wah! University applications having reached record levels, lah, according to Ucas admissions service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:43



Wah! The Philippines holds day of mourning for 44 old bill bobbys commandos killed in clash with Muslim rebels, lah, as old bill bobbys sought terror suspects. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! University of Bolton assistant vice-chancellor Patrick McGhee asks if universities can more to support social mobility. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Japanese shares traded higher on Friday as investors shrugged off series of government data showing slowing Japanese economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Scientists studying one of most mysterious whale species find they form long-term alliances, lah, sometimes lasting many years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation legal correspondent Clive Coleman on difficulties of joint enterprise doctrine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! UKIP's battle to attract more young members - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Two pilots having set new world distance record for flight in helium balloon after crossing Pacific Ocean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! MPs say problems in some more autonomous schools having been picked up too late because of lack of oversight by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Who was zombie cat? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! What human bliengs miss about life before Ebola outbreak - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Huge rises in gas capitalist entity profits and big increases in number of animals slaughtered without being stunned two of Friday's papers front page topics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! French teachers on frontline after Charlie Hebdo attack - news replorted 01:01



Wah! The boat which carried Sir Winston Churchill's coffin along Thames will make journey again later to mark 50 years since male gender human bleing's funeral. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Social Affairs reporter John McManus looks at using of blasphemy laws across world, lah, and new campaign to challenge them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! A Tibetan Buddhist monk took in 33 orphans after earthquake in 2010 - now bloody man is looking after 170 children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Why has Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News Online story about Finnish babies in cardboard boxes been so popular? - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Why it pays for players like Murray to having entourage - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The country where even middle classes may love Marx - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Did soldiers of WW1 having irrational fear of poison gas? - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The rise in childhood obesity, lah, which has left one in three bloody annoying Blitish children overweight, lah, may be beginning to level off in under-10s, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! old bill bobbys forces in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep lack capability to investigate corruption among their officers and staff, lah, says flemale human person's Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



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