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Customer Letter: 1516 / 1528
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB


Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1381 / 1528
Lisa says...
 Good choice of stock, really liked the internet site, gave really good advice and kept me informed of status of order and delivery. I would deal with Ling again for my next lease. Excellent delivery. Thanks :o)

Lisa Kirkwood
72 Saltdean Vale
Saltdean
Brighton
BN2 8HA


Editor Note: No problem at all, Lisa. You are project manager for BUPA so you know all about customer care. Glad you are very happy with the new 170bhp fast Golf. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1250 / 1528
Jason says...
 Excellent service from Ling, very sweet response to communications. This is the second time I have used Ling and while the website may be mad, the prices and service are great. I would (and have) recommended you to others. Good delivery of my new Verso.

Jason Smith
Little Oak
Spinney Close
Hurstpierpoint
BN6 9AS


Editor Note: Jason, lovely to have you back for a second car :) I just love repeating customers, it proves you are so happy. Hope you have a great couple of years in the Verso which is a super 7-seat MPV. Thanks for letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1221 / 1528
Jason says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRAA very efficient service. Highly recommended. Excellent delivery of my new Zafira.

Jason Wilson
4 The Moorings
Shoreham By Sea
West Sussex
BN43 5JB


Editor Note: A very efficient letter. Highly short. Excellent delivery by Royal Mail.

Hahahaha! Enjoy the Zafira, Jace! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1194 / 1528
Christian says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERLook beyond the Chinese business tactics and you will find a rare breed of company that will do what it can for its customer. I wanted a good value lease car and Ling supplied me with one! What else can you ask for? Delivery of my new Citroen C-Crosser was good.

Christian Bennett
MRCJB Ltd
92 Ocklynge Road
Eastbourne
BN21 1QA


Editor Note: Christian, thanks for the letter. I am not sure about the Chinese business tactics, I don't quite poke you in the eyes with chopsticks or threaten you with a giant cleaver. I admit to poisoning you with Chinese sweets :). Enjoy your lovely new C-Crosser. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1170 / 1528
Debora says...
carLovely car, good service and a great price. Ling makes boring admin fun! The sweets are horrible though :o( Delivery was smooth and efficient.

Debora Parr
18 Terminus Road
Brighton
BN1 3PD


Editor Note: Debora, you got a real bargain with the last of these Fiestas! You are manager of two leasehold pubs, so I appreciate your comments about my service. Hic! Sweets are really horrible, they are collectors items from China! Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1033 / 1528
Steven says...
CarWhat can I say but this...

L - Likeable
I - Informative
N - No fuss
G - Great

C - Competant
A - Attentive
R - Reliable
S - Service

Keep up the good work! Good delivery of my new Grande Punto!

Steven Walton
36 Hawth Crescent
Seaford
BN25 2RR


Editor Note: Steve, that's fantastic. Thanks for taking so much time to send me this and I really appreciate the kind words. You even wrote some Chinese! That is so brilliant. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1007 / 1528
Michael says...
CarHi Ling, Thanks for all you did to make the process quick and easy. Website is excellent and good fun. I like your sense of humour.

Choosing a car (Lexus IS) was easy and the prices very competitive. Communication was also excellent and timely. The whole process was a great experience. Thanks! Excellent delivery.

Michael O'Laughlin
Address withheld
South Chailey
BN8 ***


Editor Note: As you a director of a large PLC high-street Bank, maybe the biggest in the UK, I have hidden your address for security. It is nice to deal with high-flyers like you, Michael, it makes me realise that my service is good enough for everyone. You were lovely! So pleased you are happy, and hope to see you again in 2-years. In the meantime, I will charge you a £50 management fee, an unauthorised email fee for every message, I will charge you 50p every time you make a payment and make you queue out of my website to speak to me. You will get LingCard offers every 2 weeks in the post. Next time you want a car, I will tell you you can only have one if you don't need one :) Just like dealing with your bank, hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 982 / 1528
John says...
CarLing says it how it is, not how she thinks you want it to be. My wife summed it up by saying "You would think we were her only customers" - 100% in every respect. Thank you Ling. Good delivery of my new Audi A3.

John Siggs
91 Mallon Dene
Rustington
Littlehampton
BN16 2JW


Editor Note: John, well you can tell your wife she is a lucky onion, you were lovely to deal with :) And the Audi was a great deal. So happy that you are pleased, it makes everything so worthwhile. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 973 / 1528
Steve says...
Car
L ovely to deal with
I nspirational
N o hassle
G reat
S ervice second to none

C ost effective
A ttention to detail
R apid response
S imple

Brilliant! On time delivery, and service with a smile!

Steve Walton
36 Hawth Crescent
Seaford
BN25 2RR


Editor Note: hahahaha, that's great, Steve. These Grand Puntos have been ever so popolar at these cheap prices. Glad you are happy. Thanks for nice letter layout :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 836 / 1528
German says...
CarLing was really helpful in the whole process of leasing my new Astra, excellent communication. I love her website and her live chat room - it's very handy when you have an urgent enquiry. I will recommend her to everybody. I am so pleased with every aspect of the leasing process an the best bit "the price"! Excellent delivery, on time, very polite. Great!

German Lopez
74 Cranleigh Road
Worthing
BN14 7QW


Editor Note: German, I have stayed at The Beach hotel in Worthing! What a nice place, lovely to look out on the sea. I expect to see your Astra parading up the promenade on my next visit. Thanks for being so lovely and thanks for the comments. I'm so glad you liked my chat room, I put a lot of effort into that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 655 / 1528
Michael says...
CarLing,

Thanks very much. Citroen Picasso delivered as promised; fantastic service.

Michael Pettit
10 Lenham Ave
Saltdean
Brighton
BN2 8AE


Editor Note: Mike, wonderful. Just a short email, eh, but you are busy driving it :). Hope you really enjoy the car in sunny Brighton. The C4 Picasso 5-seater is a great car. Glad you enjoyed the service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 574 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarHi Ling, thanks so much for making everything work out so well. I received a phone call this morning that my new VW Transporter was on it's way to me. I was so surprised as I only sent off the paperwork 2 days ago ! However you did say it'd be coming on the 11th or 12 th and here it is on the 11th. I really appreciate the way you do business and will come back to you next time, also recommend you to anyone who needs a great lease deal. Fantastic service Ling but it'll take a while to recover from the Chinese candies you sent me....

Stephen Mulley
Ace Pro Services
23 Southampton Close
Eastbourne
BN23 5RP


Editor Note: Vans, vans, vans... I get my head in a spin about vans, there are so many options and sizes and weights. But the VW dealer had the exact VW Transporter (with air-con) you wanted in stock, so I made sure you got this double-quick, Stephen - Ling



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Customer Letter: 434 / 1528
Aldo says...
 "Dear Ling

Thanks for all your help. Your service is speedy, accurate and just excellent. Delivery was excellent, my new RX-8 was clean and dead on time. I have already recommended LINGsCARS and will continue to do so. Thanks again."

Aldo Bocca
22 Hawkswood Drive
Hailsham
BN27 1UR


Editor Note: I know you are top salesperson yourself, Aldo, so you appreciate my service. Thanks. Glad to provide such a sexy car to such a nice guy - Ling



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Customer Letter: 399 / 1528
Mike says...
NISSAN X-TRAIL"Dear Ling,

I write to say a big thank you for all the effort you put into getting my Nissan X-Trail delivered to me.

For all prospective new customers out there, let me tell you that when I ordered my car from Ling Valentine, my mother was taken into hospital in the UK and I was taken ill in Spain! Against these odds, Ling was marvellous, she contacted me on my mobile and fax in Spain, keeping me informed of every detail, arranging my finance, delivery etc.

Because of my predicament of having to have an operation on my return to the UK, my car delivery had to be cancelled for one month. Thanks to Ling, she sorted everything out and my car duly arrived.

So, if you are thinking of leasing a car, I have no hesitation in recommending LINGsCARS.com and Ling Valentine.

As for the three Nissan dealers that I contacted for competitive quotes (to check against LINGsCARS), it took anything from one to six weeks just to get a quote - and guess what - Ling's price was a lot cheaper. Once again, Ling, many thanks!"

Mike Milton
34 Tivoli Crescent
Brighton
BN1 5ND


Editor Note: Mike, of course I look after you when you go into hospital, I am so glad you did not die! I woud have lost car sale!!! :) You are right about the Nissan dealers, most are very slow (I think they are the ones who are dying) - and for some reason, car dealers in general are terrible with emails. It takes them AGES to reply. Salesmen too busy stuffing cocaine up their noses. You are so kind to send me a lovely gift voucher which I will use to treat myself! Thanks - Ling



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Customer Letter: 362 / 1528
Adam says...
CITROEN C4"Prompt, no messing service. No phone controllers or call centres to deal with, and a nice Citroen C4 on my doorstep in about 3 weeks - only a week later than promised. But no real issue as above all, I felt well informed by Ling all the way through the process."

Adam McNaught-Davis
address withheld
Eastbourne
BN20 ***


Editor Note: Adam, I don't think your car was late - but on the 5th of July, you changed your mind: you were still not quite sure about which car you wanted. Your car was delivered on the 24th July, so where is the delay? - that's 3 weeks and I never promise sooner than that. But apart from that, I score your letter 9/10. You have good handwriting and your letter was polite and enthusiastic. You were nice customer - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 329 / 1528
Helena says...
 "I was very impressed with the service I received from Ling. At all times I was kept informed of the progress with the car. Also, the lease rates are very reasonable. When I had trouble changing the car registration to my personal plate, Ling helped me with this (despite me thinking that personal plates are rubbish - Ling). The Mazda RX-8 was delivered on time, with everything in order. I would certainly lease another car from Ling again in the future, she was extremely polite (WAH!, me??? - Ling) and efficient."

Helena Read
8 Rectory Close
Hove
BN3 5SS


Editor Note: Helena, hmmm - most people do NOT say "polite". Are you sure it was me? You know all Chinese sound the same. Maybe you telephone my sister, or the local Chinese takeaway, eh? Easy mistake to make - Ling



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Wah! old bill bobbys in New York investigate whether man who attacked two officers with axe before being shot dead was linked to Islamist extremism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! The economy expanded by 0.7% in three months to 30 September following 0.9% rise in second quarter, lah, ONS said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Serbia awarded 3-0 walkover against Albania after their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned but lose three points. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Richard Burnett, lah, RHA Chief Executive bloody annoying Blitish road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu haulage industry is now facing massive shortage of drivers and, lah, unless urgent action is taken, lah, shoppers co - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Pakistani and Iranian forces having exchanged mortar fire, lah, in latest incident between two countries along their porous border. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Amputees could one day re-grow their missing limbs, lah, according to researchers at Imperial College London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Health officials due to make decision on whether to close doctors' surgery in Gwynedd amid concern over recruiting GPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! Full-back Sam Tomkins says it is down to players to perform and ensure that Province of Engrish running-dogs win Four Nations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! Two more human bliengs charged over death of mother-of-five in New Forest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:06



Wah! Lifestyle Mazda Madzla Motor UK’s dealers showing their enthusiasm for rejuvenated brand by embracing company’s new look with - news replorted 09:00



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport pundit Robbie Savage on how West Ham boss Sam Allardyce has turned things round after fans called for him to go. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Canada's Bloody foreign dodgy minister tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation there is no evidence so far that man behind gun attacks in Ottawa was linked to Middle Eastern jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:56



Wah! The surprising reasons why bloody annoying Blitish owes more to Europe - news replorted 08:46



Wah! A Tory councillor from Maidenhead who joked that travellers refusing eviction should be "executed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is suspended by male gender human bleing's party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:44



Wah! Grayson Perry captures state of nation - news replorted 08:24



Wah! It is understood man being questioned about deaths of elderly couple in County Donegal is their son Julian Cuddihy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:16



Wah! With Luis Suarez in line to make male gender human bleing's Barcelona debut in El Clasico against Real Madrid on Saturday, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at five of male gender human bleing's best Premier League goals for Liverpool. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:10



Wah! Sweden calls off its week-long search for suspected submarine in sea south of Stockholm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! US authorities penalise Silicon Valley capitalist entity for "grossly underpaying" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) eight workers brought over from India for special project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Newly independent capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity TSB says it is attracting more new clustomlers than it had expected. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:37



Wah! The Women's Tennis Association finals being held in Asia for first time. What the hell I mean??!! Sharanjit Leyl speaks to chair and chief executive of WTA, lah, Stacey Allaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:25



Wah! Photographs show Great Satan air strike hitting Islamic State position on hill near embattled Syrian town of Kobane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! Protest leaders in Hong Kong to ballot their supporters over whether to accept government's proposals and end their occupation of city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:09



Wah! The mother of man who went missing on golfing trip exactly 10 years ago says bloody woman has not given up hope of seeing him again. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:05



Wah! Europe's biggest silly kick-kick game clubs considering asking Fifa to hold 2022 World Cup in May to avoid intense summer heat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:59



Wah! Campaigners wanting it to be made illegal for adults to send sexual messages to children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! The UK's chief scientist says oceans face serious and growing risk from man-made carbon emissions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! Brain tumour patient Ashya King will receive male gender human bleing's final dose of proton beam therapy later, lah, clinic treating him says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:12



Wah! AA driving school takes delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of around 2,000 new Floord models Around 85,000 AA Driving School learners year will be at wheel of Britain’s most popular cars, lah, Floord Fiesta and - news replorted 06:00



Wah! The governor of Mexico's southern Guerrero state - where 43 students went missing after deadly clashes with old bill bobbys last month - stands down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:49



Wah! Australia's troubled national carrier Qantas says it is on course to deliver its first pre-tax profits this year in three months to September. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:28



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State authorities having arrested one official and punished 16 others following deadly clash in Yunnan village, lah, state media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:44



Wah! The Great Satan will maintain control of South Korean troops in event of fighty bang-bang with North, lah, two sides say, lah, delaying again long-planned command transfer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:56



Wah! The number of cases of polio in Pakistan has topped 200 for first clock time result in nearly 15 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:27



Wah! A Great Satan doctor who recently returned from Ebola-hit West African country of Guinea has tested positive for virus in New York, lah, Great Satan media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:08



Wah! Meet artist who has been blind for 25 years - news replorted 01:38



Wah! Why is Florida angry with Breaking Bad - news replorted 01:37



Wah! A journey across Ukraine wracked by conflict - news replorted 01:36



Wah! The undercover cop, lah, male gender human bleing's lover, lah, and their son - news replorted 01:36



Wah! How to solve brain-teasers by one of greatest maths minds - news replorted 01:32



Wah! The day UFOs stopped play - and crowd of 10,000 gasped - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Life after university for disabled graduates - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click looks at some of week's technology highlights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! How one manufacturer is making its smartphone really stand out from crowd. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! Violence against public service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service workers in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land rose again last year to 37,052, lah, more than 100 attacks every day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:22



Wah! A Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs man trapped in India by arglingument over anti-piracy operations says bloody man is struggling to support himself. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government is to reduce country's drink-drive limit in clock time result for Christmas, lah, making it lower than that south of border. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! A British man has died in Brazil, lah, reportedly after being shot during robbery at bar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! More than 1,400 intelligence agency staff create giant poppy in centre of GCHQ "doughnut" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) building in Cheltenham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's newest damn crazy Engrish baseball game star Moeen Ali speaks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about male gender human bleing's sport and male gender human bleing's religion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish has been told it must pay extra €2.1bn (RMB Yuan #1.7bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! towards European Union's budget because of country's relative economic health. - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Mosul diary: Inside city ruled by Islamic State - news replorted 00:51



Wah! Exposure to sunshine could slow down weight gain and development of diabetes, lah, research on mice suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! People living in Roman Britain had healthier gums than their modern-day descendants, lah, feat of archaeological dentistry shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! European Union leaders reach landmark deal to cut greenhouse gas emissions by 40% by 2030, lah, overcoming deep divisions between members states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Russell Brand speaks to Newsnight about male gender human bleing's "alternative to corporate hegemony". - news replorted 00:41



Wah! A new art gallery showing major works of art from Spain's "golden age" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is to open in former capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity in Bishop Auckland, lah, County Durham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! The handling of old bill bobbys raid at home of veteran pop star Sir Cliff Richard is described as inept by Commons Home Affairs Committee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino says Erik Lamela's Europa League wonder-strike was best goal scored by one of male gender human bleing's players. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Computer workstations, lah, electronic signature pads and free wi-fi rolling out across bloody annoying Blitish job centres. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Why big-eyed droids cause for concern - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Council leaders call for more "common-sense approach" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to term-time holidays. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! A wartime MI5 agent who secretly penetrated ranks of UK's Nazi sympathisers has been identified as unassuming suburban capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity clerk, lah, new files show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! New research from Kwik Fit reveals that more than fifth (22%) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of British drivers having bought second hand, lah, or ‘part wor - news replorted 00:01



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