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Customer Letter: 1516 / 1528
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB


Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1381 / 1528
Lisa says...
 Good choice of stock, really liked the internet site, gave really good advice and kept me informed of status of order and delivery. I would deal with Ling again for my next lease. Excellent delivery. Thanks :o)

Lisa Kirkwood
72 Saltdean Vale
Saltdean
Brighton
BN2 8HA


Editor Note: No problem at all, Lisa. You are project manager for BUPA so you know all about customer care. Glad you are very happy with the new 170bhp fast Golf. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1250 / 1528
Jason says...
 Excellent service from Ling, very sweet response to communications. This is the second time I have used Ling and while the website may be mad, the prices and service are great. I would (and have) recommended you to others. Good delivery of my new Verso.

Jason Smith
Little Oak
Spinney Close
Hurstpierpoint
BN6 9AS


Editor Note: Jason, lovely to have you back for a second car :) I just love repeating customers, it proves you are so happy. Hope you have a great couple of years in the Verso which is a super 7-seat MPV. Thanks for letter! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1221 / 1528
Jason says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRAA very efficient service. Highly recommended. Excellent delivery of my new Zafira.

Jason Wilson
4 The Moorings
Shoreham By Sea
West Sussex
BN43 5JB


Editor Note: A very efficient letter. Highly short. Excellent delivery by Royal Mail.

Hahahaha! Enjoy the Zafira, Jace! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1194 / 1528
Christian says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERLook beyond the Chinese business tactics and you will find a rare breed of company that will do what it can for its customer. I wanted a good value lease car and Ling supplied me with one! What else can you ask for? Delivery of my new Citroen C-Crosser was good.

Christian Bennett
MRCJB Ltd
92 Ocklynge Road
Eastbourne
BN21 1QA


Editor Note: Christian, thanks for the letter. I am not sure about the Chinese business tactics, I don't quite poke you in the eyes with chopsticks or threaten you with a giant cleaver. I admit to poisoning you with Chinese sweets :). Enjoy your lovely new C-Crosser. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1170 / 1528
Debora says...
carLovely car, good service and a great price. Ling makes boring admin fun! The sweets are horrible though :o( Delivery was smooth and efficient.

Debora Parr
18 Terminus Road
Brighton
BN1 3PD


Editor Note: Debora, you got a real bargain with the last of these Fiestas! You are manager of two leasehold pubs, so I appreciate your comments about my service. Hic! Sweets are really horrible, they are collectors items from China! Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1033 / 1528
Steven says...
CarWhat can I say but this...

L - Likeable
I - Informative
N - No fuss
G - Great

C - Competant
A - Attentive
R - Reliable
S - Service

Keep up the good work! Good delivery of my new Grande Punto!

Steven Walton
36 Hawth Crescent
Seaford
BN25 2RR


Editor Note: Steve, that's fantastic. Thanks for taking so much time to send me this and I really appreciate the kind words. You even wrote some Chinese! That is so brilliant. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1007 / 1528
Michael says...
CarHi Ling, Thanks for all you did to make the process quick and easy. Website is excellent and good fun. I like your sense of humour.

Choosing a car (Lexus IS) was easy and the prices very competitive. Communication was also excellent and timely. The whole process was a great experience. Thanks! Excellent delivery.

Michael O'Laughlin
Address withheld
South Chailey
BN8 ***


Editor Note: As you a director of a large PLC high-street Bank, maybe the biggest in the UK, I have hidden your address for security. It is nice to deal with high-flyers like you, Michael, it makes me realise that my service is good enough for everyone. You were lovely! So pleased you are happy, and hope to see you again in 2-years. In the meantime, I will charge you a £50 management fee, an unauthorised email fee for every message, I will charge you 50p every time you make a payment and make you queue out of my website to speak to me. You will get LingCard offers every 2 weeks in the post. Next time you want a car, I will tell you you can only have one if you don't need one :) Just like dealing with your bank, hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 982 / 1528
John says...
CarLing says it how it is, not how she thinks you want it to be. My wife summed it up by saying "You would think we were her only customers" - 100% in every respect. Thank you Ling. Good delivery of my new Audi A3.

John Siggs
91 Mallon Dene
Rustington
Littlehampton
BN16 2JW


Editor Note: John, well you can tell your wife she is a lucky onion, you were lovely to deal with :) And the Audi was a great deal. So happy that you are pleased, it makes everything so worthwhile. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 973 / 1528
Steve says...
Car
L ovely to deal with
I nspirational
N o hassle
G reat
S ervice second to none

C ost effective
A ttention to detail
R apid response
S imple

Brilliant! On time delivery, and service with a smile!

Steve Walton
36 Hawth Crescent
Seaford
BN25 2RR


Editor Note: hahahaha, that's great, Steve. These Grand Puntos have been ever so popolar at these cheap prices. Glad you are happy. Thanks for nice letter layout :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 836 / 1528
German says...
CarLing was really helpful in the whole process of leasing my new Astra, excellent communication. I love her website and her live chat room - it's very handy when you have an urgent enquiry. I will recommend her to everybody. I am so pleased with every aspect of the leasing process an the best bit "the price"! Excellent delivery, on time, very polite. Great!

German Lopez
74 Cranleigh Road
Worthing
BN14 7QW


Editor Note: German, I have stayed at The Beach hotel in Worthing! What a nice place, lovely to look out on the sea. I expect to see your Astra parading up the promenade on my next visit. Thanks for being so lovely and thanks for the comments. I'm so glad you liked my chat room, I put a lot of effort into that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 655 / 1528
Michael says...
CarLing,

Thanks very much. Citroen Picasso delivered as promised; fantastic service.

Michael Pettit
10 Lenham Ave
Saltdean
Brighton
BN2 8AE


Editor Note: Mike, wonderful. Just a short email, eh, but you are busy driving it :). Hope you really enjoy the car in sunny Brighton. The C4 Picasso 5-seater is a great car. Glad you enjoyed the service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 574 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarHi Ling, thanks so much for making everything work out so well. I received a phone call this morning that my new VW Transporter was on it's way to me. I was so surprised as I only sent off the paperwork 2 days ago ! However you did say it'd be coming on the 11th or 12 th and here it is on the 11th. I really appreciate the way you do business and will come back to you next time, also recommend you to anyone who needs a great lease deal. Fantastic service Ling but it'll take a while to recover from the Chinese candies you sent me....

Stephen Mulley
Ace Pro Services
23 Southampton Close
Eastbourne
BN23 5RP


Editor Note: Vans, vans, vans... I get my head in a spin about vans, there are so many options and sizes and weights. But the VW dealer had the exact VW Transporter (with air-con) you wanted in stock, so I made sure you got this double-quick, Stephen - Ling



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Customer Letter: 434 / 1528
Aldo says...
 "Dear Ling

Thanks for all your help. Your service is speedy, accurate and just excellent. Delivery was excellent, my new RX-8 was clean and dead on time. I have already recommended LINGsCARS and will continue to do so. Thanks again."

Aldo Bocca
22 Hawkswood Drive
Hailsham
BN27 1UR


Editor Note: I know you are top salesperson yourself, Aldo, so you appreciate my service. Thanks. Glad to provide such a sexy car to such a nice guy - Ling



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Customer Letter: 399 / 1528
Mike says...
NISSAN X-TRAIL"Dear Ling,

I write to say a big thank you for all the effort you put into getting my Nissan X-Trail delivered to me.

For all prospective new customers out there, let me tell you that when I ordered my car from Ling Valentine, my mother was taken into hospital in the UK and I was taken ill in Spain! Against these odds, Ling was marvellous, she contacted me on my mobile and fax in Spain, keeping me informed of every detail, arranging my finance, delivery etc.

Because of my predicament of having to have an operation on my return to the UK, my car delivery had to be cancelled for one month. Thanks to Ling, she sorted everything out and my car duly arrived.

So, if you are thinking of leasing a car, I have no hesitation in recommending LINGsCARS.com and Ling Valentine.

As for the three Nissan dealers that I contacted for competitive quotes (to check against LINGsCARS), it took anything from one to six weeks just to get a quote - and guess what - Ling's price was a lot cheaper. Once again, Ling, many thanks!"

Mike Milton
34 Tivoli Crescent
Brighton
BN1 5ND


Editor Note: Mike, of course I look after you when you go into hospital, I am so glad you did not die! I woud have lost car sale!!! :) You are right about the Nissan dealers, most are very slow (I think they are the ones who are dying) - and for some reason, car dealers in general are terrible with emails. It takes them AGES to reply. Salesmen too busy stuffing cocaine up their noses. You are so kind to send me a lovely gift voucher which I will use to treat myself! Thanks - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 362 / 1528
Adam says...
CITROEN C4"Prompt, no messing service. No phone controllers or call centres to deal with, and a nice Citroen C4 on my doorstep in about 3 weeks - only a week later than promised. But no real issue as above all, I felt well informed by Ling all the way through the process."

Adam McNaught-Davis
address withheld
Eastbourne
BN20 ***


Editor Note: Adam, I don't think your car was late - but on the 5th of July, you changed your mind: you were still not quite sure about which car you wanted. Your car was delivered on the 24th July, so where is the delay? - that's 3 weeks and I never promise sooner than that. But apart from that, I score your letter 9/10. You have good handwriting and your letter was polite and enthusiastic. You were nice customer - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 329 / 1528
Helena says...
 "I was very impressed with the service I received from Ling. At all times I was kept informed of the progress with the car. Also, the lease rates are very reasonable. When I had trouble changing the car registration to my personal plate, Ling helped me with this (despite me thinking that personal plates are rubbish - Ling). The Mazda RX-8 was delivered on time, with everything in order. I would certainly lease another car from Ling again in the future, she was extremely polite (WAH!, me??? - Ling) and efficient."

Helena Read
8 Rectory Close
Hove
BN3 5SS


Editor Note: Helena, hmmm - most people do NOT say "polite". Are you sure it was me? You know all Chinese sound the same. Maybe you telephone my sister, or the local Chinese takeaway, eh? Easy mistake to make - Ling



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Wah! The Zenvo ST1 Michelin has revealed line-up for its stand at velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed – and it includes clutch of bloody annoying Blitish debut - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Amir Khan is not distracted from Friday's bout with Chris Algieri in New York by potential fight with Floyd Mayweather. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Gran and wee among Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs children's most popular words, lah, according to analysis of entries to short story competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:55



Wah! The BBC's John Maguire joins scientific expedition that is studying Common Dolphin population off west coast of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, and trying to find out why, lah, until recently, lah, it was quite rare sight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Australia's richest person, lah, mining magnate Gina Rinehart, lah, loses control of family trust to flemale human person's daughter, lah, after long running legal battle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! A French barman is convicted of manslaughter and given suspended sentence for allowing clustomler to drink 56 shots that led to male gender human bleing's death. - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Defence officials in Great Satan say military has mistakenly sent samples of live anthrax to research laboratories in America and South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production fell in April, lah, industry body says, lah, after rise in output for domestic market failed to offset drop in exports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:56



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Panorama investigation has revealed bloody annoying Blitish authorities were working in collusion with paramilitaries during Troubles in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Real Madrid to target Raheem Sterling, lah, Man City lead Pogba chase, lah, Ancelotti keen to manage Liverpool, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! China says Henan nursing home which caught fire killing 38 human bliengs was poorly constructed, lah, and top-level prosecutors investigating. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! The north-eastern state of Tripura in India withdraws AFSPA, lah, controversial anti-insurgent law, lah, after 18 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Royal County Down, lah, host course of this year's Irish Open cost only RMB Yuan #4 to create. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! No-one will be prosecuted after old bill bobbys investigation into patient care at hospital's mental health ward, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Claims that patients and NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) will suffer from 'absurd' plans to cut 63 medical academics denied by dean of Wales' biggest medical school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! The number of human bliengs in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers taking out mortgage fell in first quarter of 2015, lah, according to Council of Mortgage Lenders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! Companies taking sand from bed of Lough Neagh told to stop or face prosecution. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! The UK's Methodist Church is to make public apology after investigation uncovered nearly 2,000 reported cases of abuse involving ministers, lah, staff and members. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Did state collude with NI killers? - news replorted 05:13



Wah! Macau's biggest casinos plan to invest $25bn in hotels and casinos over next two years, lah, despite plunge in gambling revenues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! Growth in Philippine economy slows to its lowest pace since 2011 in first quarter from year ago, lah, figures showed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! Malaysia is investigating 12 policemen suspected of involvement in human-trafficking camps found in remote north of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:41



Wah! The Great Satan military accidentally sent live anthrax samples to labs across country and Great Satan military base in South Korea, lah, Pentagon says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:37



Wah! Major sponsors express "serious concerns" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after Great Satan accuses Fifa officials of racketeering, lah, fraud and money laundering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:34



Wah! A small survey in United States finds 10% of human bliengs having skin reactions after getting tattoo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! Yahoo will face Great Satan class action lawsuit for allegedly accessing content of emails sent to its mail users from non-Yahoo Mail accounts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! Jawbone sues rival California fitness technology firm Fitbit, lah, accusing it of stealing commercially sensitive data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! Labour's general secretary objects to bid by former firebrand councillor Derek Hatton to rejoin party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:04



Wah! Pussy Galore is to be reunited with James Bond in official new 007 novel by Anthony Horowitz. - news replorted 01:57



Wah! A human skull from deep cave in northern Spain shows evidence of lethal violent attack 430,000 years ago, lah, study shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A new species of ancient human has been unearthed in Afar region of Ethiopia, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! Bahrain seemed to be on brink of revolution in 2011 - but has that spark now been extinguished, lah, asks Frank Gardner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! The Great Satan state of Nebraska has abolished death penalty after veto-override was passed through its legislature. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! What's so funny about illegal immigration? - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Allegations of corruption at world football's governing body, lah, Fifa, lah, dominate front pages, lah, and there is also coverage of Queen's Speech. - news replorted 00:57



Wah! GPs in bloody annoying Blitish may be slower to refer patients with cancer than in other countries, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! How destruction of Penn Station saved rest of New York - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Move over Tiger Mother - there's new feline parenting style - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The weird circular joyrides on hijacked Uber account - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Holyrood is expected to back plans to allow those aged 16 and 17 to vote in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament and local elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! Lawyers representing cyclists hurtee-hurtee on Edinburgh's tram tracks having warned city council it must take action to prevent fatality. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! In search of truth about death of top prosecutor - news replorted 00:28



Wah! The safety of Trident nuclear weapons system on Clyde is set to be debated in House of Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The justice secretary says bloody man wantings radical shake-up in way women punished for crimes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Legislation giving more power to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament is due to begin its journey through Westminster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Breast cancers can change structure of bone to make it easier to spread there, lah, study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! David Cameron starts tour of European capitals as bill paving way for UK's EU referendum is launched in House of Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Hashtag is declared 'children's word of year' by Oxford University Press after analysis of entries to BBC's 500 Words competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Strong bloody annoying Blitish market drives LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production past 500k in 2015 New figures released today show bloody annoying Blitish surpassed 500,000 milestone for LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production this April, lah, with 530,505 new c - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A report released today (12 May 2015) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! by Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, and Licence Bureau, lah, has found many employers wi - news replorted 00:01



Wah! David Stern visited old bill bobbys academy in Ukraine where new old bill bobbys officers being trained as part of major programme of reforms to service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Taking fight against fat to South Africa's streets - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why is 30 hours week threshold for tax breaks? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why Russian gas companies may turn to China - news replorted 00:00



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