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Customer Letter: 1533 / 1528
Cristopher says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOON An excellent service for my new Mercedes C Class, very fast, friendly and efficient. Thank you very much!! Dealer was excellent – It was a pleasure.

Cristopher Beattie
76 Sevenacres
Great Lumley
Chester Le Street

Editor Note: Great news, Cris. I like fast, friendly and efficient. Hard to beat that, especially as the car was very cheap. :) Mercs rock, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 1484 / 1528
Brian says...
CITROEN C5If I knew then what I know now I would have contract hired a car from Ling years ago, its so easy and cheap! No messing about, no hard sell and a great service. From asking for a quote to having my C5 delivered to my door it couldn't have been simpler. Delivery is free and prompt. Finance was quick and information accurate.

Brian Nelson
16 Frederick Street North

Editor Note: Hahaha, well, it has taken me years to get to this stage... but really you had a very successful time getting a car. The C5 is lovely car. Plus, you got Sat Nav! So you won't get lost around County Durham. Thanks for being great customer, Brian! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1314 / 1528
Kevin says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service from start to finish. The web login is fantastic and an easy way to keep track of progress. Ling's replies are almost instant as well! Absolutely chuffed to bits with the price, the service, the car (Ford Fiesta 1.6 TDCi Zetec S) - any chance of some mats?

Kevin Royal
Address Withheld
DH1 ***

Editor Note: I withhold your address as you have a sensitive public service job. Yes, I will send some mats :) Special ones with my head on them so you can kick it with your feet, hahaha! I try to reply as fast as possible, average reply time is often less than 5 minutes, normally around 10 minutes (I need time to find the answers you want!). Glad you like the LINGO web management. Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1227 / 1528
Jonathan says...
TOYOTA PRIUSLovely dealing with you. You made the process of getting my new Prius easy, understandable and simple to follow. No fuel or carpet mats on delivery.

Jonathan Wells
17 Ashdale
Mount Pleasant
Houghton Le Spring

Editor Note: Jonathan, well 2 things... 1) Great, glad you enjoyed the experience and now you have a great cheap new Prius :). You were a great customer. 2) The fuel and mats - you are not paying for either of these, if they arrive in the car it's a bonus. Frankly, I screw the suppliers down on price, so, I am not surprised that there is little fuel and no mats. If they supply these, then I feel let down with myself for not squeezing them a bit harder. I will suggest (hahahaha) that as your Prius drives nicely on the batteries, you don't actually need fuel :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1200 / 1528
Stephen says...
carLing has some great deals. Fast efficient service and very friendly. I hope to rent from you again. Delivery of my Golf was excellent.

Stephen Brown
61 Warkworth Drive
Chester Le Street
County Durham

Editor Note: Stephen, as you are an accountant I appreciate you find my deals financially beneficial :) You are only 10 miles away from me, hope to see you around in your Golf! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1188 / 1528
James says...
 As promised, you and your team did what you could to get the car delivered before Christmas - Thank you.

Always a rapid response on your Lingo system - Well done.

Very competitive pricing. Great service - I have already recommended to others! Just what we need to help through the current Eco crisis. Stimulate car manufacture. Delivery was good.

James Casey

Houghton Le Spring
DH5 ***

Editor Note: Thanks so much, James. You did mention that the car was slightly late on delivery and there was a slight imperfection on delivery, then you crossed it out and said it was "nitpicking". Well, I am always happy to chase this stuff up. However, you seem to be very happy with everything, and I am so pleased you like LINGO - it is industry leading. No other car supplier has such a thing. I'm happy to stimulate car manufacture, but, I think it will need more than me to single-handedly rescue it. I do my best! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1017 / 1528
David says...
CarVery good service, everything explained with simplicity. Fun website, easy to complete, and entertaining. Ling makes you feel that you are her only customer with helpful prompt responses to queries. Ling at first appears totally 'barmy' but it soon becomes apparent that she is a true professional. No complaints what so ever, nice free sweets, and noodles. My Grande Punto was delivered on time when requested. No problems, good service. Excellent.

David Barrass
address withheld due to occupation
DH2 ***

Editor Note: David, you are sweet to say such nice things. I do not mind being barmy, what makes me barmy is trying to push suppliers and dealers to do what they should, quickly. As you are a police officer, I have withheld your address for security. - Ling

Customer Letter: 944 / 1528
Peter says...
CarGreat girl - great service!

When another company let me down a telephone call to Ling brought an immediate response and her deal went through without any hassle and saved me money! Many thanks, Ling, and best wishes. Renault Clio was delivered spot on time and no hassle. Excellent.

Peter Jeffery
Hymax Golf
Unit 9F
Tanfield Lea North Industrial Estate,

Editor Note: Hymax Golf is the One Stop Shop for all your Golfing Promotional Merchandise plus Unique Golfing Gifts & Prizes. That's what it says on your website, Peter, so I repeat it for benefit of Google. Also hyperlink. This is Golf... the disease, I think :) Hahaha. You are quite local to me, in Co Durham. Maybe I will see you around. Thanks for kind letter, I do my best to help you. - Ling

Customer Letter: 797 / 1528
Gemma says...
CarI found Ling's website really helpful! The whole process was so easy. Ling either answered the phone straight away or called me back within half-an-hour so I always felt in touch with what was going on. Our lovely car was delivered straight to our front door. I will definitely use Ling again! Excellent delivery of my new Qashqai, prompt and friendly.

Gemma Davies
15 Alfreton Close

Editor Note: You are quite local to me, Gemma, I love local customers. I always have the hope I will bump into people from this part of the World. Also a local car, it comes from Washington, near you, too. Go drive! - Ling

Customer Letter: 776 / 1528
Mike says...
CarLing, I'm very happy to provide you with honest and accurate feedback as I believe you provide a great service that others should enjoy!

You know, since I agreed the very competitive deal on my new BMW 3-Series Coupe, I've been singing your praises with all of my colleagues... some of who have also taken up deals with you. You are a real star, thank you. Good delivery, I was happy with the service.

Mike Poulter
10 Waldrige Hall Court
Chester Le Street

Editor Note: Mike, well, you are a top dog, a "Head of" for Sunderland City Council, so you know what to demand in the way of service, as you provide service to the locals every day. These BMWs are very good value and they are great cars. So pleased that you have recommended me, thanks. I appreciate your lovely letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 623 / 1528
Graeme says...
CarThe attention to detail and service that we received from Ling was excellent and it was a pleasure to deal with her. That's why we have already ordered a second car (Nissan Qashqai) from Ling. Delivery of the Zafira was very good, but the alloy wheels were dirty.

Graeme Carter
26 Weardale Park
Wheatley Hill

Editor Note: Graeme, I chased up your dirty alloy wheel problem, and the supplier said the weather was bad that day and they apologise. It was driven from quite a distance away. They car-washed the Zafira, they said, but the car wash did not have a wheel-scrubber. Whatever, a small problem and it is good to deal with you again. The Nissan Qashqai is on order, the Mackams are working flat out to build it! It is made locally to you :) Below is a pic of one of your other vehicles. If anyone needs data destruction in the North of England, visit Shredderman.

Shredderman - Ling

Customer Letter: 588 / 1528
Andrew says...
Ling is the King,
The rest are all dead,
Thanks very much,
For my 350Z!

Andrew Forster
Industrial Workwear Ltd
Derwentside Business Centre
Consett Business Park

Editor Note: Andrew, what a wonderful poem, you are a true artist. I am sure I will see you zooming around locally as you are only 15 miles away from me - Ling

Customer Letter: 579 / 1528
David says...

Thank you so much for arranging this contract hire for me. This is the first time I've gone down this route (as far as cars are concerned) and to me, it makes nothing but absolute financial sense. I don't know why more people don't use this method when it comes to running a new car.

I know I gave you something of a headache with the specifications of the Octavia VRS Estate I wanted (which I know are like hen's teeth to find). When the dealer's low-loader delivered the exact car I had asked for (and I mean in every single detail) I was speechless.

Sadly we have come to expect substandard service in this ("couldn't give a damn") country. Crap customer service has become the norm. Your level of service, expertise and professionalism stands out like beacon against every other comparable company in your field and I personally would go no further than Ling's Cars in the future.

I'm more than happy to recommend you to any sensible person who is looking to run a new car at almost half the cost of buying.

David Foster
25 Aynsley Terrace

Editor Note: Well, my God, what a letter! David, hehehe, if every customer wrote a letter like this I would be very pleased! Also, you are only 20 miles from me, so maybe I see you around in your fast Skoda VRS. I look forward to helping you again with another car... but what a standard I have to live up to, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 347 / 1528
Gary says...
MAZDA 5"Very pleased with car and delivery. Nice smooth deal, all done and dusted in a few weeks. I will definitely deal with again when the car lease is due for renewal. It was easy to contact Ling and nice to be able to speak to the business owner rather than be passed from pillar to post around an office. Excellent communications with the main dealer. Nice personal touch from Ling."

Gary Wilson
3 Pemberton Road

Editor Note: You have a brand new Mazda 5, Gary. This car is becoming more popular and most people still don't recognise it... but they will soon. You are quite local to me, I will keep a look out for you in your new car - Ling

Customer Letter: 304 / 1528
Julie says...
 "You were the most competitive price we could find and we got loads of quotes! The delivery was smooth and the dealership staff friendly. Your follow-up is a good idea, and the sweets were a really individual touch!"

Julie Clarke
14 Chalfont Way

Editor Note: Julie, thanks for nice letter, and thanks for saying I was cheapest. But that is only icing on cake! I hope my service was the best, too. You have rented Picasso and this is most popular MPV car in UK and very good choice. Very cheap, too! Enjoy sweets. - Ling

Customer Letter: 130 / 1528
Bryan says...
CarI was very pleased with the simple and easy way this lease was dealt with. Plus, the Renault dealer gave a very good professional service. No hassle, and very pleased. Thank you Ling.

Bryan Wood
Fit Tech
4 Maidenhair
Shiney Row
Houghton Le Spring

Editor Note: Good. I am pleased too. Renault dealer (below) will have to do VERY good job to beat existing suppliers. Enjoy Clio, Bryan - Ling

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Wah! No students sign up for University of South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep courses in London, lah, year after they launched with budget of RMB Yuan #750,000. - news replorted 06:13

Wah! It is "distracting, lah, frustrating and expensive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to having to recruit large numbers of nurses from overseas, lah, head of leading NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) hospital says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00

Wah! Thirty-five of women who having accused Bill Cosby of rape or sexual assault having been interviewed by New York Magazine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:48

Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is to deliver keynote speech at African Union's headquarters in Ethiopia, lah, on last day of male gender human bleing's trip to East Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:41

Wah! Finishing ultimate road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu trip, lah, 55 years after it began - news replorted 04:08

Wah! Allegations Sydney student was preaching radical ideology at male gender human bleing's school has prompted state-wide audit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:52

Wah! Shares in mainland China continue their slide on Tuesday, lah, day after Shanghai Composite index saw its biggest drop in eight years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:18

Wah! Raw sewage polluted 40 beaches in South West at weekend, lah, campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:12

Wah! Nato countries to hold emergency meeting to discuss Turkey's campaign against Islamic State group and Kurdish militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:02

Wah! A woman cut out of flemale human person's mother's will is awarded RMB Yuan #164,000 inheritance in case experts think could prove to be landmark ruling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:56

Wah! South Korea's PM Hwang Kyo-ahn declares "de facto end" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to Mers virus outbreak, lah, after no new infections reported for 23 days. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44

Wah! The Boy Scouts of America vote to lift its ban on gay human bliengs serving as adult leaders in organisation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:41

Wah! Using nose to inflate balloon helping-helping heal glue ear, lah, University of Southampton research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:33

Wah! A profile of Labour leadership contender and shadow health secretary Andy Burnham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:07

Wah! American and British intelligence used secret relationship with founder of Swiss encryption capitalist entity to help them spy during Cold War, lah, newly released rice-paper officialing doumentlation analysed by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:04

Wah! What roots of word 'tunnel'? - news replorted 00:57

Wah! A Pictish fort uncovered during archaeological dig on Aberdeenshire coast is believed to be ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's oldest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:54

Wah! Last year international banking giant HSBC suddenly closed capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity accounts of several prominent British Muslims. Eating rice!! Why? - news replorted 00:54

Wah! Do women who take part in terrorist acts having different motivation from men, lah, asks Bridget Kendall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:54

Wah! Why Britain does not owe reparations to India - news replorted 00:47

Wah! A factory which had made up to 41,000 fake Apple iPhones has been caught in China leading to nine arrests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45

Wah! The judge leading public inquiry into undercover policing is making male gender human bleing's opening statement later on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:44

Wah! Keeping track of Britain's most threatened duck - news replorted 00:30

Wah! Excavation begins at Medellin landfill site where bodies of up to 300 human bliengs believed to be buried. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:30

Wah! Amateur astronomers having begun studying images of Pluto sent back by New Horizons probe - news replorted 00:22

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News explains how your as really velly special customer's daily activities can influence calculation of GDP, lah, or Gross Domestic Product., lah, key economic indicator. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:19

Wah! A parody of Mark Ronson's hit song 'Uptown Funk' has become YouTube hit in Jordan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:16

Wah! An NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) trust set up to run scandal-hit Stafford Hospital requires improvement, lah, health watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08

Wah! New York Governor Andrew Cuomo unveils sweeping plan to rebuild ageing terminals of LaGuardia Airport - one of busiest in Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Fifa president Sepp Blatter deserves Nobel Prize, lah, according to Russian president Vladimir Putin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Why we like to believe that dinosaurs were scaly? - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Michael Mosley on which oil is healthiest to cook with - news replorted 00:03

Wah! What's putting brakes on driverless cars? - news replorted 00:03

Wah! Homes in bloody annoying Blitish being bought by foreigners with "plundered or laundered cash", lah, David Cameron is to warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! The Swedish military is investigating report that wrecked Russian submarine has been found in country's territorial waters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

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