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Honest John says:
"Now, more than ever, motorists are trying to find people they can trust for their motoring needs, who will deliver good deals and decent service for a sensible price. That is why I have introduced my Highly Approved Trader (HAT) standard – to give motorists an easy means of finding the organisations that I think can be trusted."

"Ling Valentine of LINGsCARS.com topped the votes with the most recommendations, ahead of giants like BCA, AutoQuake, MotorPoint, Warranty Direct, and HPI." - HJ

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I first worked in the motor trade as a little kid cleaning cars at Sports Motors on Orpington High Street. I bought my first car car, an Isetta 300 bubble and sold it the next year for three times what I paid. I write a weekly motoring agony column for the Daily Telegraph and have personally answered half a million letters and emails about all kinds of motoring problems and conumdrums.
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Trafic jam: I am a one-man band with a 2007 Renault Trafic. I am looking to buy a small car as a second vehicle, because I'm taking on more jobs that are farther afield. It seems a bit pointless taking the van for long runs when it's not being used to its full capability. I have been looking at finance deals where I basically rent a new vehicle for three years, then give it back and start again if required. All manufacturers offer these deals under different guises. Reliable motoring is a factor and I only expect to cover about 7,500 miles in a year, if that. Does one manufacturer stand out from the rest, or are they all the same with their terms? - DD, via email

HONEST JOHN SAYS: ...You are talking about personal contract purchase deals. All you can do is compare prices on the sort of vehicle you want (ie deposit plus monthly payments). Don't worry about the final payment if you propose to hand the car back after three years. Independents such as www.????????.com or www.lingscars.com will do PCP deals for you, too.


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a small car for a short daily commute. Handling and prerformance matter more than street credibility. I plan to hand it back at the end of the contract, so monthly cost is an important factor. - M.H. via email

Honest John says:
"Go to www.LINGsCARS.com which is run by Ling of Dragons' Den fame - she'll sort you out. When I asked for recommendations from readers regarding her service, to place on my website, I received 60 within 4 days."

"I take back everything I said about calling Honest John a grumpy old nepotist, hahaha"
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Ling says: "I graciously accept this HAT AWARD from the grumpiest of all motoring journalists (and Daily Telegraph star), Mr Honest John. This middle-aged man with such poor dress-sense has done more for the motoring consumer than just about anyone else in the UK. John personally replies to consumers as a matter of course, with fantastic advice which can always be trusted. There are few people in the UK with a greater knowledge about motoring, car dealing and saving money (ignoring Jeremy Clarkson, who just thinks he knows stuff). Honest John is like an ugly Esther Rantzen crossed with Anne Robinson, but I highly recommend HJ and suggest people visit his great website packed with tons of information about motoring issues, at http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/hatstandard/.
Thanks for the award, Mr Honest!"

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Honest John has announced the companies awarded a prestigious Highly Approved Trader (HAT) Standard for 2010. Motorists from across the UK were called on to vote for their favourite service providers from a short-list, and now the votes have been counted and the results are in.

"We asked motorists to vote for the companies they felt went the extra mile when it came to customer service," says Honest John. "Recent reports, such as the Office of Fair Trading investigation into second-hand car dealers, have drawn attention to examples of bad practice in the industry. But I think it is time we put the spotlight on businesses that deliver excellent service.

honestjohn.co.uk highly approved trader"Motorists are under pressure from so many fronts, so it's more important than ever that they can find service providers they can rely on to give them the best deals, decent service and, most importantly, are trustworthy."


In a change from 2009's HAT Standard Awards, in which Honest John himself picked the recipients, this year motorists were asked to vote for their favourite service providers and the nominees encompassed all areas of the motor trade, from auctions to car supermarkets.

Ling Valentine of LINGsCARS.com topped the votes with the most recommendations, ahead of giants like BCA, AutoQuake, MotorPoint, Warranty Direct, and HPI.

"The HAT Standard this year truly showcases the businesses that support motorists with great service" concludes Honest John. "Drivers need a way to be able to find the organisations that can be trusted - and the HAT Standard does exactly that. Each HAT Standard winner has been voted for by real motorists who have enjoyed first-hand experience of excellent customer service."

He rants on further:

"Ling is certainly a controversial figure. But she engenders such unusually fierce loyalty from her customers that she has to be doing her job extremely well indeed and thoroughly deserves her HAT."

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Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation radio presenter makes on-air apology for remarks bloody man made about rape in live debate about disgraced footballer Ched Evans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! From fitness trackers to motion capture - technology aiming to boost sporting performance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Infiniti Enters “SYNAPTIQ” in Los Angeles Show Design Challenge Infiniti has entered 11th annual Los Angeles Auto Show Design Challenge with SYNAPTIQ, lah, unique answer to this year’ - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Qoros Chairman Mr Guo Qian and Qoros 3 City SUV 1.6T New international LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine brand, lah, Qoros, lah, made major impact today at 12th Guangzhou Auto Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! It staged world premi - news replorted 09:56



Wah! The Nigeria silly kick-kick game Federation accepts blame for champions' failure to qualify for 2015 Africa Cup of Nations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:55



Wah! Does free food make for happier workplace? - news replorted 09:54



Wah! The men, lah, aged between 23 and 31, lah, being held after robbery at Argyll Arcade in Glasgow in September. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:54



Wah! TomTom brings navigation technology to Acer smartphones TomTom today announced multi-year deal with Acer Inc., lah, to bring its world-class navigation technology to new Acer smar - news replorted 09:54



Wah! North-east Great Satan hit by massive snowstorm - news replorted 09:52



Wah! The Duchess of Alba, lah, Spain's richest woman and one of its most eccentric figures, lah, has died aged 88 in Seville. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! Three South Africa old bill bobbys officers suspended for allegedly not helping suspected thief who was beaten by mob and later died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! AutoTrader Best Bike 2014 Auto Trader Bikes has today revealed winners of its inaugural Best Bike Awards. Eating rice!! awards having been presented to ma - news replorted 09:41



Wah! Readers' photos on theme of "movement" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 09:39



Wah! 2014 carwow awards carwow has revealed shortlist for its 2014 awards. Eating rice!! awards celebrate vehicling driving car machines that having struck chord with U - news replorted 09:30



Wah! An animal park in Cumbria and its owner fined for allowing "threatening" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) species of bird to escape. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! BMX stunt rider Danny MacAskill's latest challenge took place on River Thames, lah, as bloody man performed rarely seen loop-the-loop in front of London (capital of Great England) Eye. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:21



Wah! Toyota helping-helping Prepare Surrey Scouts For World Jamboree In Japan More than 50 Surrey Scouts and Explorers were given insight into Japanese culture as part of activity day hosted b - news replorted 09:14



Wah! "The heavy fall seen in bloody annoying Blitish commercial vehicling driving car machine manufacturing over past year is now levelling off as effects of la - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Young human bliengs to be asked whether 16-year-olds should be allowed to vote in Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs assembly elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:03



Wah! The European Union's Advocate General has thrown out UK's challenge to its cap on bankers' bonuses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:03



Wah! Nine human bliengs handed jail terms for corruption over fire at Philippines night club that killed 162 human bliengs in Quezon City in 1996. - news replorted 09:02



Wah! Bentley Continental GT3-R Bentley Continental GT3-R, lah, rarest and most dynamic member of esteemed Continental family of Grand Tourers, lah, h - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Expressions of hope through art by refugee children in Iraq - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Traffic is queuing for eight miles on M4 between Newport and Cardiff following earlier accident on motorway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Plans to cut opening times at old bill bobbys stations across Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers "ludicrous", lah, old bill bobbys Federation has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:57



Wah! World champion Nick Matthew sets up semi-final with world number one Mohamed Elshorbagy at World Squash Championship. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 08:54



Wah! Golf SportWagen HyMotion Wlokswaglon has presented at Los Angeles Auto Show world premiere of Golf SportWagen HyMotion – progressive - news replorted 08:45



Wah! Driving in winter wondervan With annual threat of wet and windy winter weather already looming, lah, Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines is launching ne - news replorted 08:37



Wah! Lexus reveals LF-C2 luxury roadster concept Los Angeles Auto Show today hosts world debut of new Rexus LF-C2 concept, lah, 2+2 roadster design study that c - news replorted 08:34



Wah! The head of operator of South Korean Sewol ferry that sank in rainy season-month Aplil killing more than 300 human bliengs is sentenced to 10 years in jail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:29



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs manager Roy Hodgson has confirmed bloody man will make male gender human bleing's star Under-21 players available to Gareth Southgate for Euro 2015. - news replorted 08:28



Wah! The inflomination Commissioner Christopher Graham has warned human bliengs to change preset passwords on their household webcams to stop potential snoopers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg dreamt of being team-mates in F1 as teenagers, lah, but their desire to win tore their friendship apart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! Toronto Zoo cameras catch giant panda sliding down hill and playing in snow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 07:39



Wah! Union leaders due to decide later whether to accept first Wales-only pay deal offered to NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) staff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 07:35



Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is fined RMB Yuan #56m by regulators after 2012 software issue left millions of clustomlers unable to access their accounts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:15



Wah! More than 1,100 jobs announced by six companies across Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Ulster Bank's parent capitalist entity Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has been fined RMB Yuan #56m by UK's financial regulators over IT meltdown in 2012. - news replorted 07:07



Wah! A three-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl is fighting for flemale human person's life in Afghanistan after being brutally raped. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:05



Wah! Artist David Hockney says that bloody man "works all time" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and is "still discovering things" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at age of 77. - news replorted 07:03



Wah! A man stabs seven human bliengs to death at hospital in north-eastern China - latest in series of knife attacks in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:47



Wah! Richie McCaw captains New Zealand for 100th clock time result but star fly-half Dan Carter misses out against Welsh land of sheep and more sheep on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:11



Wah! A hospital is to give so-called "bed blockers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) seven days to leave or face possible legal action, lah, saying too many families refusing to take elderly relatives home when they fit to go. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:09



Wah! A critical report says many callers to Devon and Cornwall Police's 101 number waiting like hell more than 20 minutes for answer and thousands hang up in frustration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! A controversial Indian guru is set to appear in court after old bill bobbys arrested him late on Wednesday, lah, ending week-long stand-off during which six human bliengs died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:42



Wah! China is investing in Turkmenistan's energy sector to boost supply of gas to its fast growing economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:33



Wah! Activity in some of China's factories and workshops hits six month low in November, lah, fresh survey shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:15



Wah! The current arglingument between Russia and EU is not likely to be resolved any clock time result soon, lah, says Mark Mardell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! Tech giant Yahoo will now replace market leader Google as default search engine on Firefox's internet browsers in Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! Another metre of snow is expected in upstate New York after massive snowstorm killed at least seven human bliengs on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:05



Wah! A Canadian family is facing bill of almost $1m (RMB Yuan #638,000) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from American hospital, lah, because their daughter was born prematurely while they were on holiday in Hawaii. - news replorted 04:49



Wah! Chemicals giant Ineos is to announce plans to invest up to $1bn (RMB Yuan #640m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in shale gas exploration and production in UK, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:45



Wah! North Korea threatens to conduct nuclear test in response to United Nations move towards probe into country's human rights violations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:44



Wah! Can China conquer its internet paranoia? - news replorted 04:33



Wah! The UK's first bus powered entirely by human and food waste goes into service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service between Bristol and Bath. - news replorted 03:13



Wah! Nokia launches new tablet as Microsoft drops company's name from another. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! What does this all mean, lah, asks Rory Cellan-Jones? - news replorted 03:11



Wah! A reward of up to RMB Yuan #20,000 is offered ahead of 20th anniversary of taxi driver's shooting - news replorted 03:02



Wah! Germany's three left-leaning parties agree historic deal which will see first far-left state president since fall of Communism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:00



Wah! Wealthy city-state Singapore has once again topped ranking of best places in world to business, lah, with bloody annoying Blitish ranking only 21st. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:58



Wah! Representatives from world's richest countries meeting in Berlin to pledge money to smooth way for global climate change deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:54



Wah! The worldwide cost of obesity is about same as smoking or armed conflict and greater than both alcoholism and climate change, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! The government did not "think through" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) its legal aid cuts early enough and "does not know" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) whether human bliengs in need of aid getting it, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:13



Wah! West African musicians compete with Band Aid 30 - news replorted 02:05



Wah! Voters set to go to poll in Rochester and Strood by-election in Kent on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:59



Wah! The changes to A-levels and AS-levels in Province of Engrish running-dogs so confusing that government should write to every school to explain them, lah, says Labour's Tristram Hunt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! People with mentally taxing jobs, lah, including lawyers and graphic designers, lah, may end up having better memory in old age, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:41



Wah! Colombia's Farc rebels reach agreement with government over conditions necessary for releasing Tommy Atkins Liberation Army general and four others. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Jimmy Ruffin, lah, Motown performer who scored male gender human bleing's biggest hit with 1966's What Becomes of Broken Hearted, lah, dies in Las Vegas at age of 78. - news replorted 01:13



Wah! The average full-time pay gap between men and women is at its narrowest since comparative records began in 1997, lah, but is still difference of 9.4%, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! US TV network NBC has scrapped proposed project with comedian Bill Cosby after accusations resurfaced that bloody man sexually assaulted women. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Culture fighty bang-bang over Ukraine splits Russia's music stars - news replorted 00:54



Wah! SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon is due to be formally sworn in as ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's first dodgy minister in front of senior judges at Court of Session in Edinburgh. - news replorted 00:51



Wah! China'?s global internet conference is part of move towards playing bigger role in influencing international cyberspace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! A Chilean court orders state to pay millions of dollars to group of former political prisoners held on isolated island during military rule. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:30



Wah! Amnesty International has released program that can spot spying software used by governments to monitor activists and political opponents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! How 30 years has changed living with virus - news replorted 00:23



Wah! Data privacy watchdogs warning public about Russian website that provides links to breached baby monitors, lah, webcams and CCTV feeds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! New draft NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) guidelines encourage GPs to diagnose and refer almost twice as many cancer patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs each year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Filmmaker James Grimaldi captured footage of male gender human bleing's neighbourhood in Buffalo, lah, New York, lah, which has been blanketed by several feet of snow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! In light of deaths of two men after transplants, lah, what checks in place to ensure organs suitable? - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation looks at latest crime (shoud shoot them) and violence statistics in Mexico, lah, as disappearance of 43 students continues to grip country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:05



Wah! The Home Office decision to ban controversial "pick-up artist" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Julien Blanc from bloody annoying Blitish makes headlines, lah, as does latest from ITV's jungle reality show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! bloody Engrish players getting more minutes in Premier League but make up just over third of total, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport study has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:00



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