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Honest John says:
"Now, more than ever, motorists are trying to find people they can trust for their motoring needs, who will deliver good deals and decent service for a sensible price. That is why I have introduced my Highly Approved Trader (HAT) standard – to give motorists an easy means of finding the organisations that I think can be trusted."

"Ling Valentine of LINGsCARS.com topped the votes with the most recommendations, ahead of giants like BCA, AutoQuake, MotorPoint, Warranty Direct, and HPI." - HJ

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I first worked in the motor trade as a little kid cleaning cars at Sports Motors on Orpington High Street. I bought my first car car, an Isetta 300 bubble and sold it the next year for three times what I paid. I write a weekly motoring agony column for the Daily Telegraph and have personally answered half a million letters and emails about all kinds of motoring problems and conumdrums.
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Trafic jam: I am a one-man band with a 2007 Renault Trafic. I am looking to buy a small car as a second vehicle, because I'm taking on more jobs that are farther afield. It seems a bit pointless taking the van for long runs when it's not being used to its full capability. I have been looking at finance deals where I basically rent a new vehicle for three years, then give it back and start again if required. All manufacturers offer these deals under different guises. Reliable motoring is a factor and I only expect to cover about 7,500 miles in a year, if that. Does one manufacturer stand out from the rest, or are they all the same with their terms? - DD, via email

HONEST JOHN SAYS: ...You are talking about personal contract purchase deals. All you can do is compare prices on the sort of vehicle you want (ie deposit plus monthly payments). Don't worry about the final payment if you propose to hand the car back after three years. Independents such as www.????????.com or www.lingscars.com will do PCP deals for you, too.


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a small car for a short daily commute. Handling and prerformance matter more than street credibility. I plan to hand it back at the end of the contract, so monthly cost is an important factor. - M.H. via email

Honest John says:
"Go to www.LINGsCARS.com which is run by Ling of Dragons' Den fame - she'll sort you out. When I asked for recommendations from readers regarding her service, to place on my website, I received 60 within 4 days."

"I take back everything I said about calling Honest John a grumpy old nepotist, hahaha"
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Ling says: "I graciously accept this HAT AWARD from the grumpiest of all motoring journalists (and Daily Telegraph star), Mr Honest John. This middle-aged man with such poor dress-sense has done more for the motoring consumer than just about anyone else in the UK. John personally replies to consumers as a matter of course, with fantastic advice which can always be trusted. There are few people in the UK with a greater knowledge about motoring, car dealing and saving money (ignoring Jeremy Clarkson, who just thinks he knows stuff). Honest John is like an ugly Esther Rantzen crossed with Anne Robinson, but I highly recommend HJ and suggest people visit his great website packed with tons of information about motoring issues, at http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/hatstandard/.
Thanks for the award, Mr Honest!"

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Honest John has announced the companies awarded a prestigious Highly Approved Trader (HAT) Standard for 2010. Motorists from across the UK were called on to vote for their favourite service providers from a short-list, and now the votes have been counted and the results are in.

"We asked motorists to vote for the companies they felt went the extra mile when it came to customer service," says Honest John. "Recent reports, such as the Office of Fair Trading investigation into second-hand car dealers, have drawn attention to examples of bad practice in the industry. But I think it is time we put the spotlight on businesses that deliver excellent service.

honestjohn.co.uk highly approved trader"Motorists are under pressure from so many fronts, so it's more important than ever that they can find service providers they can rely on to give them the best deals, decent service and, most importantly, are trustworthy."


In a change from 2009's HAT Standard Awards, in which Honest John himself picked the recipients, this year motorists were asked to vote for their favourite service providers and the nominees encompassed all areas of the motor trade, from auctions to car supermarkets.

Ling Valentine of LINGsCARS.com topped the votes with the most recommendations, ahead of giants like BCA, AutoQuake, MotorPoint, Warranty Direct, and HPI.

"The HAT Standard this year truly showcases the businesses that support motorists with great service" concludes Honest John. "Drivers need a way to be able to find the organisations that can be trusted - and the HAT Standard does exactly that. Each HAT Standard winner has been voted for by real motorists who have enjoyed first-hand experience of excellent customer service."

He rants on further:

"Ling is certainly a controversial figure. But she engenders such unusually fierce loyalty from her customers that she has to be doing her job extremely well indeed and thoroughly deserves her HAT."

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