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Customer Letter: 1534 / 1528
Christopher says...
VOLVO XC90Ling, You should be very proud of the business you have created. Remarkable, efficient and effective service. Great price. Brilliant way of communicating via 'Lingo'. I would have absolutely no hesitation recommending you to anyone. Thanks. Dealer was good, but boot would not open - local dealer soon sorted it out no problem.

Christopher Rhodes
38 Maddocks Close

Editor Note: Super duper letter, thanks Chris. I am quite proud, but always make me happy when customers show delight. You had great car (XC90) at cheap price. Always a good combination for a good result. Go and off-road! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1529 / 1528
Marcus says...
SEAT IBIZA SPORT COUPEAs always absolutely perfect. Cannot be faulted.

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
BD16 2NB

Editor Note: As always, a short note from Marcus. A very good customer, had many cars, now including this Seat Ibiza for his staff. Top Prison Solicitor. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1526 / 1528
Bruno says...
VOLVO XC90Lings Cars does exactly what it says on the website. The process was precise and accurate and recorded so even a non computer person like me managed to take delivery of a superb new Volvo XC90. As an ex–company car driver for 35 years the LingsCars site gave me the opportunity to keep driving new cars. LingsCars site and process excellent. Chinese sweeties awful. Thank you Ling. Dealer Service – Excellent – Very little contact, delivered on time.

Bruno Chorzelewski
47 Nidd Approach
LS22 7UJ

Editor Note: Mr Bruno Chor...something, let me tell you - "Very little contact" is exactly what you want, from car dealers. The less, the better - trust me. :) Your XC90 is stunning value for a £30,000 car! Glad you like everything (except the sweets, designed to kill) :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1523 / 1528
Marcus says...


Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
BD16 2NB

Editor Note: Jeeez, one word. But a good one. And a good car, a 207bhp Golf GTi. Enjoy it, hahaha :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1519 / 1528
Graham says...
FORD FIESTAThis is the first time I have bought a new car, and I must say you have made it so easy, stress free (I did have a few handing over date problems) but your company did resolve them smoothly. Very good. Dealer was good – Prompt delivery.

Graham Roberts
414 Prescot Rd
Eccleston Hill
S Helens
WA10 3BT

Editor Note: Graham, yes, you were away a few days prior to delivery and it was difficult to arrange a date, but was all sorted in the end :) Happy you are pleased with your first new car and thanks so much for "stress free" opinion. That's what I aim for :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1510 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAThe service received from LingsCars was absolutely excellent. The pain free way to lease a new car. No hassle with documents, Fiesta delivered on time. I would certainly recommend LingsCars to all my colleagues. Nothing was too much trouble. Well done and look forward to doing business again with you shortly. Dealer Service – Excellent.

David Fisher
143 Waterloo Road

Editor Note: What can I say, Dave? Your letter covers just about everything. These new Fiestas must be the best small cars you can get. Every single customer loves them :) Hope I will see you again in another 2-years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1508 / 1528
Oliver says...
 Thanks for all your help and in getting me a great deal on the Golf. Although there was a delay on the manufacturer side, Ling kept me up to date all the way. Great service, love the car (and the banter with Ling's staff!). Many thanks. Dealer Service – Good – Delayed delivery, but overall good service.

Oliver Woodcock
2 Linden Avenue
M34 5NR

Editor Note: Yes, Ol, the delays were all down to VW being very slow at building the cars. There is always great demand for Golfs, and you had a top of range one which is even harder to get. Hope it's lovely. Original and best :) Thanks for letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1506 / 1528
Sheila says...
PEUGEOT 207Good prompt service with my new Peugeot 207, everything ran very smoothly, very efficient and polite staff.

Sheila Ryan
3 Cross Keys Cottage
Oldham Rd

Editor Note: You had a very rare 12-month deal on a super new 207 with aircon, She... thanks so much for being fantastic customer. Hope you have a great year in your new car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1505 / 1528
Marcus says...

Marcus Farrar
2 Wellington Street
West Yorkshire
BD16 2NB

Editor Note: Wow! Taciturn Yorkshireman just never stops blathering on :) Brilliant customer, had so many cars now. Famous criminal lawyer, too! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1503 / 1528
Neil says...
AUDI A5 COUPEEfficient. Friendly. Different. Would recommend a friend. Thank you all for your help – much appreciated – I think the above “sound bite” sums up your operation. Best wishes for the future. Good supplying dealer.

Neil Sutcliffe
Neil Ross Sutcliffe & Co
Sixth Floor, Ship Canal House
King Street
M2 4WU

Editor Note: Cool! You are coasting along the Manchester canalside in your Milano leather A5 Coupe. No wonder you are happy, eh? As a solicitor, well done Neil, for writing this letter without charging me £70 for it, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1492 / 1528
Annette says...

I love my new Honda Jazz already. A very nice man drove it from Birmingham for me. He was very efficient and professional and helped to remind me of all the things I should be asking him e.g. tax disc, mileage, weather conditions etc he had it all in hand. Thank you so much for your very efficient service from LINGsCARS, it has been the most enjoyable purchasing of a new vehicle I have ever had.

Annette Jackson
Address Withheld
HU17 ***

Editor Note: Annette, that's fantastic. You are a deputy head teacher so I have hidden your home address from all the terrible kids. Glad you like the Jazz, brill small cars! The service... I will pass regards to the supplier. They are very good. Not sure what else to say except we had a wonderful time chatting and having fun. I have another friend in Beverley now! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1487 / 1528
Stuart says...
HONDA CR-VExcellent customer service and very competitive price for the vehicle I required. Unorthodox and refreshing approach to vehicle leasing! Well done Ling! Good dealer service on my Honda CRV delivery.

Stuart Cartwright
42 Corner Brook

Editor Note: Stuart, thanks so much. Glad to be unorthodox... as the TYPICAL leasing company service is quite bad. So, im my case, different is good. I treat you like adult. Happy to thought everything was great! Enjoy CRV, what a lovely car. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1474 / 1528
Stephen says...
SKODA SUPERBI can only say what a fantastic experience I got with Ling. The most efficient, brilliant, friendly service from Ling herself made the whole process a pleasure. The car arrived in perfect condition, so credit to the dealer, although I expect that as a minimum. Finally, I can only say to Ling, you may prefer manual gearboxes, but the DSG Automatic is FANTASTIC! All the best Ling.

Stephen Ross
Vontech Solutions Ltd
6 Whitehall Avenue
Appley Bridge

Editor Note: I have never delivered the DSG, but my Sister has ordered one of these Skoda Superb cars in China, with DSG. So, I wait to drive that car. The car is amazingly big inside and has a funny boot, eh. Hope you love it. Thanks for all the kind words, lovely to get letters like this! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1470 / 1528
Susan says...
FORD FIESTAGood easy to use website, fast response to order and any queries. Had a bit of a delay on delivery but otherwise very good service. Thanks Ling! Car in good condition, delay on delivery.

Susan Percival
21 Eskdale Ave

Editor Note: Sue, the delay in delivery was just the volume of deliveries in the Ford network which simply meant that as usual the supplying dealers made a mess of organising dates. It drives me mad. How hard is it to arrange a date and stick to it? Apart from the final delivery, things were great and you loved your car. That's great! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1468 / 1528
Matthew says...
FORD FIESTAVery interesting website, could be a little easier to understand at first glance. Everything went very well and the price was unbeatable. I hope there is a discount for returning customers :o) Thanks Ling. Good delivery. Delivered on time and with friendly driver.

Matthew Percival
21 Eskdale Avenue

Editor Note: Great! Fiestas are great cars, I am glad you love it. Unbeatable price is a good thing, eh? To have a further discount on an unbeatable price is errr... unbeatable? Enjoy the Fiesta, Matt. Sorry the website is a bit messy :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1466 / 1528
Paul says...
MERCEDES B-CLASSI had tried on numerous occasions to buy a B-Class Mercedes for my wife and new baby daughter. After going to various Mercedes dealers and them trying to sell me alternative cars or ones they had on special offer I was at my wits end!!! A work colleague recommended Ling and from the word go it was fast, efficient and so easy!! Ling and her staff keep you informed every step of the way constantly updating you on the progress.

I would have no hesitation on recommending Ling and using her again in the future. Excellent service!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, delivered on time, car's functions explained.

Paul Moran
15 Rostherne Cresent

Editor Note: Paul, yes, why do dealers try and sell you cars you don't want? Glad I once again beat the standard Mercedes service levels and at the same time got you exactly what you wanted for your family. Cheap, too. Thanks so much for the letter, I loved to read that! Why do Mercedes put so much pressure on me to stop selling their cars? - Ling

Customer Letter: 1462 / 1528
Stephen says...
BMW 5-SERIES TOURINGExcellent prices, brilliant service and love the way LingsCars communicated with us during the process of ordering the car. Didn't like the sweets very much though.

Stephen Altynski-Ross
Marketing Guru Limited
5 Station Rd

Editor Note: Stephen, hahahaha, the sweets are for display purposes only. Not supposed to be eaten, they are just to make you feel good. I wish you would tell BMW UK about the service - they always persecute me by trying to stop me supplying their new cars. They even stop me showing pictures! You are a super repeat customer, thanks so much! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1461 / 1528
Steven says...
AUDI A3Ling, as always... impressive service for my new Audi A3, with no hassle. Well done. Good delivery.

Steven Carr
Entel Consulting Group Limited
The Solaris Centre
South Promenade

Editor Note: Great, nice to get an Audi delivered with no delays! Thanks for the letter, Steve! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1458 / 1528
Fraser says...
 Ling, the service from start to finish was very professional – if I had a query it was dealt with quickly and with no fuss. You managed to get me a car (Mercedes CLC) that no other garage could at the time – would use again and when my car is up for renewal will only use Ling. Dealer was good but there were some scuffs on the car that they did not follow up.

Fraser M***
Address Withheld
M45 ***

Editor Note: Fraser, hey, hey, getting impossible cars is part of a trick I do, but not very often. The CLC was rare at the time, no stock. I found a cancelled car. Glad you love it. Once again, you say my service is good, but I am criticised by Mercedes Benz for selling their cars. Yet, as ever, my service is better than the official dealer. Thanks for comments, appreciated. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1455 / 1528
Laura says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOAn excellent service provided. Friendly staff answering my questions really really quick. I knew where I stood at all times with my leasing process. I have to say that I would have liked more of a 'heads up' on the difficulties with insurance. Good dealer.

Laura Mitchell
2 Netherlands Square
Low Moor
BD12 0TD

Editor Note: Hmmm, not sure what the difficulties with insurance are, you just insure the car as normal (fully comp). Guess you found an insurance company who made your life hard, Laura, but in my whole business life I have never known a customer who could not arrange insurance. I think have got confused :) Glad you loved my service. Enjoy the bloody Grande Punto! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1452 / 1528
Marcel says...
 Ling is the best contract hire firm I have ever dealt with. Thanks for the lunch I got for my enquiry, the coffee etc, and the two polo mints for filling in this form. To be serious – excellent service and attention to detail. Excellent dealer service: The car arrived on time and was clean throughout.

Marcel Zachariah
Chromolyte Ltd
4 Nile Close
Nelson Court Business Centre, Riversway

Editor Note: Hahaha, glad the free lunch went down well :) No problem about the polo mints for writing this letter, a small bribe goes a long way :) Glad you had super service, really appreciate your comments about the delivery of your Chrysler Sebring. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1448 / 1528
Christopher says...
FORD FIESTALing, you provided an excellent service, which was hassle free, Fiesta arrived clean and on the date stated, the delivery man was pleasant - when I rent a new vehicle it will be from Ling. Thanks a lot Ling. Excellent delivery, no problems with dealer.

Christopher Reed
18 Moyse Avenue

Editor Note: Hahahah, as if you were expecting problems with the dealer, Chris! Well, it was a car dealer, so I guess this is a normal expectation :) Thanks for saying I gave an excellent service, it made me quite happy. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1444 / 1528
Mark says...
 I like the personal touch and that's what I got from dealing with LINGsCARS team. One to one. Immediate response! When the car came it only had one key, but Ling was on the job straight away, to fix the problem. It feels good to be in control. One phone call or email solved it. Excellent delivery, but I would like to see manufacturers supply quicker to the end user.

Mark Hudson
53 Deighton Lane
WF17 7EU

Editor Note: Rock (hahaha, that's what you call yourself, Rock Hudson), so would I like to see quicker supply. But post credit-crunch, the factories (like the Nissan one in Washington) are almost building to order, so quite a few cars are factory order and there is often no free stock for an immediate delivery. Apologies for that, but it is out of (even) my control! However, your letter is great and the dealer who forgot to enclose the spare key sorted it immediately. Hope you love the 7 seat Qashqai+2. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1432 / 1528
Patrick says...
AUDI A4 SALOONDear Ling. I found the process of leasing a car via your site a very easy, friendly, uncomplicated and efficient way to meet all my needs. To date the Audi A4 is great, your service was great. Your website is a joy for those like me who are not great techies. You made the whole thing easy and fun, many thanks. Good delivery, as promised, on time.

Patrick Kelly
1 Hewitt Close

Editor Note: Pat, what a lovely car, I have had one of these Audis in the past and it was really great to drive. A nice badge for a cheap price, eh? Thanks for website comments. Glad you enjoyed getting it. Have a great time looking cool in the A4! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1422 / 1528
William says...
carThis is my second lease from Ling and I tried to get as good a deal as my first contract - however I failed. I compromised cost for performance and got a car , Citroen C3, which is weak and tinny but is cheap to run. I wanted a new shape Fiesta but was let down and had to go with what was available.

William Stirling
2 Ashroyd
LS26 0BN

Editor Note: Yep, Bill. In the current climate of credit crunch I did exactly the same thing with my own car. Why waste money on expensive cars? Last time you have a cheap Seat which was more car, but was more expensive (if a bargain at the time). But in a credit crunch everything gets squeezed and more money in your pocket is always a good thing :) I would not say the 1.4 HDI C3 is weak, but it will do about 70mpg if you treat it gently! New shape Fiestas were all on back-order when you got your car... not much I can do if the Ford factories are backlogged, sorry. - Ling

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Wah! Energy supplier Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Power accepts 12-day sales ban after failing to meet Ofgem's clustomler service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service targets, lah, watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:27

Wah! A group of airline passengers in Nepal had lucky escape after their plane skidded off runway in dense fog. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:25

Wah! Europe's top human rights watchdog criticises France for failing to explicitly ban smacking children, lah, saying its laws "not sufficiently clear". - news replorted 10:19

Wah! The government's financial management of London's Kew Gardens is "a recipe for failure", lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:13

Wah! Readers' photographs on theme of adventure - news replorted 10:07

Wah! Suzuki set for Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Show Suzluko GB is set for MCN Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Show which takes place on Saturday 7 and Sunday 8 March, lah, where Japanese manufa - news replorted 10:02

Wah! Ten more drones spotted flying over Paris and reports say old bill bobbys searching for four men after chase in east of city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:41

Wah! US billionaire Paul Allen announces bloody man has discovered famous WW2 Japanese battleship, lah, Musashi, lah, more than 70 years after it was sunk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:33

Wah! Film maker Leslee Udwin tells news conference that one of Delhi gang rapists, lah, Mukesh Singh, lah, showed ''no regret, lah, for one second'' for male gender human bleing's actions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:30

Wah! Sunderland boss Gus Poyet describes day in which male gender human bleing's player Adam Johnson was arrested as one of male gender human bleing's toughest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:24

Wah! Alfonso Albaisa Infiniti signalled further intentions to grow in premium compact segment with world premiere of QX30 Concept - news replorted 09:15

Wah! A union says they having seen leaked Translink rice-paper officialing doumentlation proposing cancellation of 20 town bus services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:13

Wah! Coventry Transport Museum One of UK’s leading classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine insurlince brokers has announced new partnership with West Midland’s finest tra - news replorted 09:07

Wah! India's home dodgy minister promises inquiry into how TV crew was allowed to interview death-row prisoner convicted over Delhi 2012 gang rape and murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:03

Wah! Prince William visits elephant sanctuary on final day of male gender human bleing's tour of China. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:55

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Standard Chartered reports steep fall in full-year profits after "tough year". - news replorted 08:38

Wah! Dozens of workers trapped underground after suspected methane gas blast at coal mine in rebel-held region of eastern Ukraine, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:07

Wah! Aberdeen City Council is expected to confirm that it is quitting local government body Cosla to join new rival group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 08:05

Wah! Commercial broadcaster ITV, lah, home of Downton Abbey, lah, reports big rise in pre-tax profits for 2014. - news replorted 08:01

Wah! According to new research, lah, automotive aftersales experience has direct impact on proportion of clustomlers who r - news replorted 08:00

Wah! Driving on both urban and rural roads can be quite challenging and requires your as really velly special customer's full attention. Sweet sour chicken feet time! Observing what is going - news replorted 07:59

Wah! A man is arrested on suspicion of murder of 15-earth-years old happy birthday to you, who was stabbed to death while riding bicycle with male gender human bleing's friends. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:05

Wah! More Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs voters think David Cameron would be better prime dodgy minister than Ed Miliband, lah, according to new poll for Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03

Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's Stuart Broad says bloody man is yet to getting over mental scars of being hit in face by bouncer last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:59

Wah! old bill bobbys in Bristol discover body parts in search for missing 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Becky Watts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:55

Wah! old bill bobbys having until this afternoon to question two human bliengs suspected of murdering Bristol teenager Becky Watts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:54

Wah! China's military budget will rise by about 10% in 2015, lah, official says, lah, in another double-digit increase. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:49

Wah! A major redevelopment of Cardiff central station and plans to electrify north Welsh land of sheep and more sheep main line amongst Network Rail's ambitions for next 30 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:48

Wah! Investigations continuing into death of man after agricultural spraying vehicling driving car machine rolled into golf course lake at Newport's Celtic Manor Resort. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:47

Wah! As Iraqi Tommy Atkins Liberation Army tries to dislodge Islamic State militants from Tikrit, lah, Michael Knights looks at whether government troops and volunteer brigades able take bigger prize of Mosul. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:38

Wah! A project to connect around 40,000 homes and businesses to gas network will be formally launched in Enniskillen, lah, County Fermanagh, lah, on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:13

Wah! Tens of millions of pounds could having been saved if Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers GPs had prescribed lower cost drugs, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:12

Wah! Some of UK's biggest firms begin urgent improvement schemes after Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation London (capital of Great England) investigation exposed failures to serve disabled people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:10

Wah! Brazil's chief prosecutor seeks to investigate 54 people, lah, including politicians, lah, for alleged involvement in kickback scheme at state oil firm Petrobras. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:33

Wah! Wild bumblebees infected with many of diseases found in honeybees looked after by bee keepers, lah, according to national survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:22

Wah! David Cameron will "raise concerns" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about human rights when bloody man meets Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto later, lah, Downing Street says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:14

Wah! State secondary schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs not doing enough to stretch most able students, lah, Ofsted says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:05

Wah! Parents who overheard judge saying victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) statements made "no difference" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to parole decisions say they having been "let down" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) again by justice system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:14

Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama reacts scathingly to speech by Israel's prime minister, lah, saying it offers no viable alternative to male gender human bleing's Iran policy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:04

Wah! The Reserve capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of India cuts its key interest rate, lah, in surprise move for second clock time result this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:45

Wah! The Lib Dem election manifesto will include pledge to hand drugs policy from Home Office to Department of Health, lah, Nick Clegg is to say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:13

Wah! A radio station broke law by broadcasting hoax call with nurse caring for Duchess of Cambridge, lah, Australia's high court rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:11

Wah! "Fairy control" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is brought in at woodland in Somerset to kerb "profusion of elfin construction". - news replorted 02:06

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish Independence Party will not adopt "arbitrary" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) immigration targets, lah, its leader pledges, lah, having said net annual migration should be capped at 50,000. - news replorted 01:59

Wah! The highest paid university chief in bloody annoying Blitish received RMB Yuan #623,000 salary and benefits package, lah, new figures reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:56

Wah! A whistle-blower says bloody man was "harassed, lah, threatened, lah, undermined and belittled" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after complaining about land deals overseen by Corby Borough Council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:47

Wah! US retail giant Target plans to cut several thousand jobs as it tries to slash $2bn (RMB Yuan #1.3bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in costs over next two years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:45

Wah! After murder of young Turkish woman generates massive protests, lah, four expert witnesses discuss whether life is getting worse for women under President Erdogan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:28

Wah! The killing of Boris Nemtsov adds to growing sense of unease about dark undercurrents in Russian politics, lah, says Bridget Kendall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:28

Wah! Islamist militants having seized two oil fields in central Libya, lah, officials say, lah, as rival factions reportedly carry out air strikes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:25

Wah! Australia's economy grew 2.5% in fourth quarter from year earlier, lah, marking its slowest pace of annual growth last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:24

Wah! A murder in atmosphere of hatred and intolerance - news replorted 01:23

Wah! The lost property shop stuffed with diamonds, lah, bikes... and leg - news replorted 01:23

Wah! Why petrol prices rising again? - news replorted 01:23

Wah! Why fewer elderly human bliengs killing themselves in UK? - news replorted 01:23

Wah! The Energy and Climate Change Committee has warned that government scheme to keep lights on could lead to unnecessarily high energy costs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08

Wah! Plans for new identity database will be debated in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament amid civil liberty concerns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:01

Wah! Aston Villa boss Tim Sherwood says male gender human bleing's side "still alive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in relegation battle after beating West Brom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:47

Wah! The Colombian authorities arrest captain of China-flagged ship on its way to Cuba with military material on board and no legal papers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45

Wah! Sony unveils upgraded version of its PlayStation virtual reality helmet, lah, which it says will go on sale in first half of 2016. - news replorted 00:44

Wah! The government's financial management of Kew Gardens is "recipe for failure", lah, Select Committee report warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:43

Wah! While university leaders wanting to keep RMB Yuan #9,000 fees, lah, lecturers' union survey shows that vice-chancellors earning up to RMB Yuan #623,000 per year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:43

Wah! Adults catch real influenzingler achoo achoo about once every five years, lah, while children getting it every other year, lah, scientists calculate, lah, based on field study in China. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:42

Wah! Just one in seven councils in bloody annoying Blitish is paying "fair" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) price for home care for elderly, lah, according to survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:42

Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has spent 29% less on stars earning more than RMB Yuan #100,000 year over past five years, lah, independent review reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:41

Wah! Wednesday's front pages carry stories on ramifications of Oxford abuse case, lah, money laundering via London (capital of Great England) properties, lah, and budgetary prediction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:37

Wah! Will Gompertz takes look at Inventing Impressionism exhibition at National Gallery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:34

Wah! Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino hopes Harry Kane is rested from Province of Engrish running-dogs U21 duty this summer to avoid burnout. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:31

Wah! Scientists work out body mass of superb Stegosaurus specimen recently put on display at London's Natural History Museum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:17

Wah! Who would buy LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine like this? Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation interviews man behind million dollar Dartz Prombon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:13

Wah! How London's male commuters set Super-Duper-Chinese-State hearts racing - news replorted 00:09

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government says it is selling its 40% stake in cross-Channel train operator Eurostar to Anglo-Canadian consortium for RMB Yuan #757.1m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:07

Wah! Incomes for those of working age still below pre-crisis levels, lah, according to research by Institute of Fiscal Studies (IFS). - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Workers will display "measured response" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to pension reforms while worrying they having not set aside enough for retirement, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03

Wah! Long before Mr Spock, lah, there was Dr Spock - news replorted 00:00

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