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LINGsCARS Here we go!! Customer who posted bad review just settled the debt :) Read the BAD REVIEW here, above. 2 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Customer: "The sad thing about this is I thought you were the best lease company I had dealt with!" (I'm chasing unpaid invoice from Nov 13) 1 week ago Reply
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Kentmoto do think individuals sign to these cheap low mileage leases then clock the car before handing them back? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've hit last year's invoice total for July, with 1 week of invoicing still to go this month. Onwards and upwards! 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS ...because it's cheaper. 1 week ago Reply
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grumbo : Rule: Never deal with a) Lottery Winners, b) Footballers, c) anyone from Hull. :)” >> Why would a lotto winner lease, not buy? 1 week ago Reply
mark_russ67 Beverley is far to upper class. Even the footie players struggle with those prices. Pass the over finch. 1 week ago Reply
MarcusInStroud In a rollover week you could get Beverley as well I guess? 1 week ago Reply
mark_russ67 well clause 3 has me gutted. I got a quality deal from you. And. I will be back for another. 1 week ago Reply
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InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 1 week ago Reply
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geake when some people feel they can afford to treat people like shit... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS A lottery winning footballer from Hull, wanting a Range Rover. My worst nightmare! 1 week ago Reply
MarcusInStroud All three must be hideous... 1 week ago Reply
gingio keep me updated if you can help :-) 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Rule: Never deal with a) Lottery Winners, b) Footballers, c) anyone from Hull. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS 16,652 deals, not cars to be exact... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, price list has to do massive querys in 16,652 cars with a zillion variables. That may be it :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, you should be grateful :) Get me some BMWs :)) 1 week ago Reply
gingio I'm not one for a convertible, ginger after all! After a BMW, same family, 4 series preferred... 1 week ago Reply
nickparnell_esq it was the price list option.... But whole site seemed unresponsive... Did check other sites... Fine! 1 week ago Reply
gingio Ling cracks me up! I love her.. 1 week ago Reply
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AdamFisher02 was it from me? 1 week ago Reply
gingio at a price, of course! 1 week ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Hi Nick, was there a particular part of that was running a bit slow? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, dealer incurred substantial costs. So did I. Unbelievable, really. 1 week ago Reply
gingio can I have it? 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Jamie, original notice came from please ask him the issue, Ta. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS When people win money (as opposed to working for it) it seems easy come, easy go. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lottery winner orders new E-Class Merc then cancels it less than 4 working hours before delivery. Substantial bill on the way to him. Court. 1 week ago Reply
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ukbudget2014 News CHEW: VIDEO: Armstrong ‘not looking for sympathy’ 2 weeks ago Reply
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richardjgooch super swift response, many thanks. And the end of used cars for me. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Updated another customer: "launch of new XF is scheduled for Late September, cars to dealers late Sept / Early Oct." 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Half way through July, invoicing so far this month is £46,000 ex vat. Looking good! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Thank you. Can I just say this service is amazing. When we're all done I'd be more than happy to supply testimonial." 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS ...and residual value changes. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Different suppliers, manufacturer support, physical/pipeline cars, manufacturer targets, dealer bonuses etc. 2 weeks ago Reply
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richardjgooch hello - how come rates for certain cars fluctuate so frequently? I've seen VW Touareg monthly go £398 £452 £412 £402pm recently? 2 weeks ago Reply
Mucx Website design done right!… 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Ling Tip: By never having less than 6 figs in the bank, means I can work flat out every day, never having to juggle money or worry about it. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is Aberdeen still closed for business? 2 weeks ago Reply
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SimonMagus ...you should've popped in! 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS My company Net Worth continues to grow: Latest figs 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I am reluctant to lease silly cars. The customers for these things tend to be pains in the ass. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Two hedgedogs were eating my cats' food last night. My 3 kits (soon web superstars, filming for my website) followed them back into woods. 2 weeks ago Reply
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IamStan a cool £1,300ish per month.. 2 weeks ago Reply
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CIntrovert "Harmful emissions on the Skoda Octavia" 2 weeks ago Reply
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beaton_bruce all the Mercedes bought with grants for farm equipment 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think Greeks should have left Eurozone 5 years ago. They didn't. They still should as this Euro pain will go on, on and on 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, a) Tories DID win the general election, b) Is it impossible for someone to do this job without being partisan? 2 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels drug test all those who obtain some kind of benefit! Bread, Eggs, milk, tabs, larger then Cannabis! Average shopping list !! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hard to believe what GR is going through. DE greedily took rewards of GR Euro entry (massive exports) now wants uber control 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS How did you get THAT? :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Korodera Ling Valentine is my new role model. 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS My chickens will be VERY PLEASED if the foxes are controlled. 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Ta!!! Great recommendation via Dave the old-LR expert who is Chief Executive of the Garage Equipment Association :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS French strikers. Due to the migrant issue, Peugeot and Citroen have routed majority of new cars via Zebrugge in Belgium (avoiding Calais). 2 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt Liz at the GEA ordered a car from Ling Cars ... She's still laughing and says it's the best buying experience she has ever had 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Best Greek plackard, ever. 2 weeks ago Reply
iamrofe Still my favourite website on the internet 3 weeks ago Reply
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AAPresident EVK is panicking as I need to get home via m25 in a non EV 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In an EV, you'd run out of range/time. Range anxiety would kick in. EV panic. 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Plus, as well as paying much more, my staff get many substantial bonuses. Cash bonuses, free chocolate, holidays. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course not too much. Everyone I employ is well above THAT level. Basically, if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. 3 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault you mean all the EXCELLENT responses from people saying how great our response was? ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
andyflisher what about ‘living wage’ as an employer? Too much? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think, a great Budget. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Corporation tax to be cut to 19% in 2017 and 18% in 2020. Hope that applies to me. Saves me good money. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm so sorry the DDOS attack against me ruined your graph. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Guy Verhofstadt solves the Greek issue. In this instance, this man makes utter sense. Watch him. 3 weeks ago Reply
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gazthevanman the better the trip/freebies the better the review with some (not all but most) I find 3 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman they still haven't. Probably dont know how to read tweets. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "I met with the student & school’s Police Liaison Officer. The officer outlined the law surrounding harassment and racial and verbal abuse." 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Online abuse earlier "The student admitted to sending the messages. As a result of these actions he was excluded from school for two days. " 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently, I am recruiting new staff. I make it clear we operate under CHINESE employment law. Contracts issued in Chinese (heh)."Just sign" 3 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Take the staff out for a Subway to celebrate (if they want a cookie with there 6 inch make them pay) #incentive 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My half-calendar-year sales (gross profit) for 2015 Jan-Jun are £81,000 up on the same period in 2014. That's officially *GOOD* :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Vauxhall is riding on the coat-tails of Clarkson. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
lakey Unless you own and live with a product your review doesn't really count for very much. Buckets of salt needed in this area. 3 weeks ago Reply
CarDealerEd Sucking up to manufacturers? You've witnessed our fall outs. I've never been afraid to tell it like it is. Example A: Vauxhall 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, you should declare freebies "taxi to airport, flight to Munich, free food, free fuel, free hotel" on review 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do journalism WITHOUT taking freebie trips/sucking up to manus? In most other journalism, would be outrageous. 3 weeks ago Reply
CarDealerEd Don't worry Ling, it's not as bad as it sounds 3 weeks ago Reply
andygale a bit of research around this makes me think the Germans are being quite outrageous not paying it 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, but there is certainly an element of German "dominance". It's very unhealthy. 3 weeks ago Reply
andygale you think they're fighting world war 3 with a balance sheet? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's an example of the "motoring journalism" I was on about. Enjoy free car, free car driving holiday :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rarely said, but I get the distinct impression the Germans are managing what they failed 75 years ago. ...Crush Greece. Some Greeks helping. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Car "journalism" is not journalism. Jump to the manufacturer's tune, troop around organised events, drive prepped cars. NOT journalism. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hard to imagine how bad constant short-haul flying, drive identikit cars, find anything interesting to say, would be 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good, you can play the scalingtrix now. 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Yes, PLEASE CUT. Far too much is wasted on nonsense and crap. CUT CUT CUT. My taxes pay for all this rubbish. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nonsense, they're NOT in poverty. Poverty is when the parents don't have lager, fags, plasma, xbox, pizza and mobile 3 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong You're obviously doing something right. They're scared of you. LOLZ 3 weeks ago Reply
DavidACoghlan RT : Oy, cheeky fu*kers. Remove references to me from your website. Now. 3 weeks ago Reply
Webknit RT : Oy, cheeky f*ckers. Remove references to me from your website. Now. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not worried, just annoyed they have to trade on my reputation. 3 weeks ago Reply
iamelliot I misread it as "All circumcisions considered." 3 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell I wouldn't worry 's website is so bland / generic, they'll get lost in the crowd :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oy, cheeky *uckers. Remove references to me from your website. Now. 3 weeks ago Reply
modsuperstar RT : Every so often will send a link to to the rest of us designers at work. It never fails t… 3 weeks ago Reply
moonsoar Every so often will send a link to to the rest of us designers at work. It never fails to amaze. 3 weeks ago Reply
danielkolodziej RT : just fill the extra space with “stuff”.. heres a good example 3 weeks ago Reply
deanblacc just fill the extra space with “stuff”.. heres a good example 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good morning scum. We've put up portraits of Angela Merkel in all our stores and stopped selling anything Greek. Let's ge… 3 weeks ago Reply
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mark_jansen En het werkt ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Ling Valentine - “used publicity stunts ... I had to do it … could not afford conventional marketing" http://… 3 weeks ago Reply
fullbeem I did see a Tesla outside of London the other day. Did think the owner was being brave being so far from Mayfair 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edmund = hypocritical. To sell EVs they need to a) work, b) be cheaper. ...but you consistently argue for cheaper petrol/diesel 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If EVs made sense, people would buy them massively. But they don't make sense. So people don't buy them. = Easy. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's blindingly obvious. People don't want EVs as 2nd cars, because they are hopeless, expensive and cause anxiety. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You want another scrappage scheme Edmund? You talk nonsense. People don't want EVs cos they are generally useless 3 weeks ago Reply
damienmulley Ling Valentine - “used publicity stunts ... I had to do it … could not afford conventional marketing" 3 weeks ago Reply
seboix Just wait and see what happens. We will turn a blind eye then! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People die doing just about EVERY activity you can name. The amount dying at UK borders is tiny. You're exaggerating 3 weeks ago Reply
seboix Oh FFS!!!! Get real. This is a big problem. These people need help! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Far more people die on UK roads every day in crashes. Should the British Army police the roads? You're exaggerating 3 weeks ago Reply
seboix well I remember the army HELPING at the Olympics!!! Not taking potshots at foreigners ! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is the UK. In the UK (thank goodness), we don't use the Army to do border/police work. 3 weeks ago Reply
seboix stop being silly! These people are getting hurt trying to get to a better place! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You want the Army to shoot them, or just mine the tracks with Claymores? Or park tanks on the railway lines? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS >> Donkey Shite. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "The average [UK] car dealership recorded a £384 loss in May" ...What on earth are they playing at? 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Always the very best analysis of Greece: Paul Mason. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Marques, you are quite wrong about the website sound thing... it all depends on the quality of the sound. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great article featuring Hugh Dickerson (Head Automotive at Google) and (errrr) me, from Asset Finance International 3 weeks ago Reply
abesoo you definitely should check out that one. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hence they are all bloody factory order, unless you want the dog-poo brown side blisters. 3 weeks ago Reply
chp_photo Wong Rubbish! 3 weeks ago Reply
tdobson I wonder if you can lease one? I know a good site if you're interested! (Proper crazy design, but they seem legit!) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS was going to buy a bin lorry to show Council how it should be done. Actually collect instead saying "wrong rubbish" 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels some bastards texts me also! 3 weeks ago Reply
chp_photo Bin Wagon? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why? Fuel needs to be far more expensive to promote efficiency/less use. No good just pandering to poor AA members. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wrong :) 3 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty I'd guess Ford Mustang... 3 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman I love V8's. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My Series 3 Land Rover pulled my new monsta-V8 5.8L car (well over 2 tonnes) all the way from Irish Free State. Superb old Land Rover. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Actually, I do have a new JCB on order, a little tiny microdigger, fits in doorways. I like JCBs. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, it's a new car... top secret. A real motherf*cker :) Hahahaha... It's 3 years younger than me. 3 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty you got another JCB? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new 5.8 litre V8 car has been dropped off at the garage for a full MOT-style check and full service. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My email reply to Winns Solicitors ... "Stop sending us letters re accidents. I'm sick of this money grabbing culture. Please fuc* off." 3 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Ling Valentine - "Jon sold cars. I looked at what he did and thought ‘I can do better than him’, so I did" htt… 3 weeks ago Reply
damienmulley Ling Valentine - "Jon sold cars. I looked at what he did and thought ‘I can do better than him’, so I did" 3 weeks ago Reply
thisistomok website > website, and that's saying something! 3 weeks ago Reply
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scottjlawson considering Lings Cars exists and thrives, good design is almost irrelevant! 3 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 3 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking That is kinda the only option... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In my simple mind, I would leave Euro and go BALLS OUT for tourism $$$. Let Germans bring Euros in form of tourists. 3 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking :-). I see that DeLorean's still available ;-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS June fantastic, July good so far :) 3 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking I think that's the understatement of the century ;-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, would default, I agree, or need massive restucturing debt. I think, we all aware they completely "fu*ked up" 3 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking Anyhow, how was July trading? :-) I'm sure! 3 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking You're NOt alone! 3 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking it'll have debt burden equiv to €600Bn Euros will never pay off that ever!!! Drachma say 50% of €uro 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Will, but "NO" to what? I am still unsure of the Greek vote question. Over-simplifying doesn't make sense. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, several countries should leave the Euro. Or... more sensibly, Germany should leave and the others stay in. 3 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking Govt want a "No" vote. Whether ppl vote Y or N equally as bad for them. Imagine if we in their shoes #RockAndHardPlace 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My view- leave Euro, take the (MASSIVE) pain, and Greece will bounce back within 5 years. But, ppl must work/pay tax 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Or, they might vote with the government, to leave the Euro" - Will, are you just making these vote questions up? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "..Greeks may vote against their government’s recommendations, TO STAY IN EUROPE" - I don't think thats the question 3 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking very nicely done though, it's the thinking & collaboration and attitude that I like! / 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Go to FCA website to do their "credit ready" check, and the f*ckers have taken it down for "maintenance". What idiots 3 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking have you read this by me... you might enjoy... hope you're well, am SURE you are! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS And frankly, ...if the Greeks might decide to pay their tax like the rest of us, could have sorted this themselves. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But it's NOT bailing out Greece, it's attempt to crowdsource single installment payment of Euro1.6bn, now lapsed. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, just looked outside. There is a big 5.8 litre mean machine sat on a trailer behind the big Series Land Rover. Very exciting. More shite. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I just got a letter from "Winn Solicitors" about an accident claim. I have told them to "please *uck off". 3 weeks ago Reply
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floruit_films thanks for sharing Ling Valentine, have a great Saturday :) (insight by ) 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS It's 05.30 and I am up sorting out the damage from the massive storms last night. And I just got my first car order of the day. Great! 4 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst I did actually. Mostly its the images that I need to sort :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, because there is f*ck all going on, on that page. ... instead, try 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are too fuc*ing late. Me conservatory roof has been smashed by hail. Chickens survived, though. Tweet faster! 4 weeks ago Reply
andygale that's what I'd do :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahaha, iiiiiidiot :) "I have a real problem getting conveniently and quickly to the beach. Ah, I'll order an SLK" 4 weeks ago Reply
andygale thought it might be a bit different for you as people might think "get a car a go to the beach" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, I find worse weather is better because more people stay in and click click click 4 weeks ago Reply
andygale do hot days massive effect you sales? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Someone else local posted this 4 weeks ago Reply
brizinorth What's your conservatory roof made of? Hollow promises and tissue paper. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, right. So what am I supposed to do, "better safe than sorry"? :) Was like house being machine-gunned by ISIS 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sill, forget the hail, I sold £3000 on the hottest day of the year (so far). That's a damn result! 4 weeks ago Reply
UKWeatherLive Risk was there better safe than sorry. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, tornados can fuc* off. My car has not been sucked into the sky, yet. Chickens all survived. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahhaha, for fuc*'s sake. I survived, with a smashed conservatory. Greenhouse fine, very steep pitch on roof. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How can it be "the hottest day of the year", yet I get golf-ball hail smashing my roof to bits? How does that work? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Massive hailstorm. Golf ball size. Smashed my conservatory roof to bits. No rain pouring in, gotta laugh. Hope car is OK. 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Why do electric cooker hotplates only go up to 6? Who decided 6 was a good maximum? 4 weeks ago Reply
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iamoldskool or whoever was responsible for this beauty 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : Wah! Bloody VAT, this is the first time I have paid more than £40,000 VAT. One click, and it's gone.” >> It was never yours. 4 weeks ago Reply
Kormik Zaujimavy web, pekne zoptimalizovane tak, aby toho dostal na obrazovku co najviac! 4 weeks ago Reply
thanksforallthe would work well with a Morris Minor too 4 weeks ago Reply
TomiJ94 what did the chicken say on ? did he say yes? 4 weeks ago Reply
pherlopolus need one of these in the garden! 4 weeks ago Reply
TomiJ94 sure, ask the chicken on here 4 weeks ago Reply
lakey looks more like a Karmann Ghia! 4 weeks ago Reply
peterc You've earnt it. Congratulations! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This ebay VW Beetle inspired garden seat is worth a Tweet. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So it's ironic that the article has 1000s of words and no icons. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Am slowly pushing my model mix upmarket. More high net-worth customers. For example, cars today include Jaaaag XF and 2 x LR Evokkis +others 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More signed orders coming in this evening: I have now sold a full £30,000 more gross profit in June, than I did in June 2014. So VERY happy. 4 weeks ago Reply
schovi RT : Still better UX than e-banking from mBank. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jon is going to Ireland on Friday to buy more shit. Something from 1976. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear can you look at what Doug is on about? Ta. 4 weeks ago Reply
Douglas_Clark Any iOS redirecting issues reported to you Ling? Maybe your providers mobile server been hacked? 4 weeks ago Reply
Webknit At least you're contributing to a good strong government….. oh wait! 4 weeks ago Reply
andygambles buy more shit 4 weeks ago Reply
martinbean I wish I turned that over in a year, let alone paid it in VAT! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wah! Bloody VAT, this is the first time I have paid more than £40,000 VAT. One click, and it's gone. 4 weeks ago Reply
Webknit Hope they're not too sore!! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sores (heh) = Scores. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sores on the doors for June 2015. Invoicing (ie car deliveries) £16,000 (ex vat) up, ...Sales (ie signed car orders) £27,000 up on June 2014 4 weeks ago Reply
kristozkousne RT : Still better UX than e-banking from mBank. 4 weeks ago Reply
richardbartos Still better UX than e-banking from mBank. 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS YES! Hit £80k GP, come on, could do a lot more today! Sell, sell. Order cars, please. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is another of the 6 that in Bradford, foetal gender info is withheld from Asians to avoid baby girls being aborted? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tell that doctor he needs to get a grip. TB in 2015 is outrageous. Get it sorted. I was shocked to find out so bad. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Public health priority" my arse. TB been allowed to get out control in Bradford. 2x national, v high in children 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The girls on Manningham Lane should be another priority. Im back in Bradford at the weekend, not going down ML again 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, well, it's contagious. So, get on with it. Should be eradicated, but there is never any action. Just words. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In that case, BMW's customer retention rate is truly abysmal. One BMW and I'm done? 4 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus ...TB is a leading public health priority for Bradford (one of six) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bradford's Director of Public Health should be far more worried about Tuberculosis. Epidemic in Bradford. 4 weeks ago Reply
andygambles it was either stick them on the cock or cut the head off. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's now past 11pm, I feel I can re-tweet this vile outburst of pornographic nasal gear without children seeing it. 4 weeks ago Reply
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andygambles got those nose strip things and stick it on the cock. 4 weeks ago Reply
Betsy_Manning RT : Your snoring is keeping me awake. Damn cockerel. 4 weeks ago Reply
JoePistell you ain't right Ling ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your snoring is keeping me awake. Damn cockerel. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They have a great retsina industry, plus they pick olives. However, they can poke the Germans in the eye (worth it). 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Half of 2015 down and my invoicing is at £430,000 (ex VAT). I'm going to have to push harder to hit that £1 milllion. WHO WANTS A NEW CAR? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do you remember WHO IS JARED SPOOL? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Did it rain? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I had to call Stena to check the booking had not failed. Daft. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't want to be rude, but *I* delivered more new cars than Infinity, in May. They should stop playin' & get sellin' 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS After making a booking, Stena Line takes 30 mins to email an e-ticket. This is a big fail because you left wondering if the booking failed. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 8 Chickens (1 behind camera) in my Chickenshed ready for the door to close. Looked over by Col. Gaddafi -ZENGA ZENGA! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am sending Jon to Ireland on Thursday/Fri with the old T reg diesel Land Rover to bring a new (old) car back. It's a V8, hell of a thing. 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Has everyone had a play with my new SCALEXTRIC page??? - I have a Capri towing a caravan! And an ice cream van. 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS So far, I have 46 new car deliveries already arranged for July. Another 14 new cars will be delivered before the end of June. 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I had pleasure to meet Jeffrey in Cardiff 2013. He was not wearing the beanie hat. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My June sales so far are £25,000 GP ahead of this same day in June 2014. With 2 days to go, I've already sold record amount of cars for June 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Chickens waiting for bed in my Chickenshed, with Colin the Cockerel's arse and Col Gadaffi looking on: 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is your business using #tech like no other? Nominations open for #IrisAwards 4 weeks ago Reply
everywomanUK Is your business using #tech like no other? Nominations open for #IrisAwards 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fired through £75,000 GP today, this is certainly a record June, for my sales. A weekend + 2 working days to go. Sell, sell, sell! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A Belarus... well, Putin may as well be President, he calls the shots :) 4 weeks ago Reply
incagrafx I will, thanks for visiting 4 weeks ago Reply
devby haha, chill, he's not a president here, we're from another country ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
esc_fantasy офигенный дизайн 4 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 4 weeks ago Reply
igordutra Best online customer service I've had with a car quote - strongly recommend #lingscars - I love website colours and animated gifs :) 4 weeks ago Reply
tdobson I think our client would create some interesting challenges for great front end people? To Angular? 4 weeks ago Reply
tdobson you may also enjoy the website of one of our clients - (not dreamweaver!) ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't need to do the maths. Lloyds Bank does the maths for me, on my bank statement. Stick to graffiti :) 5 weeks ago Reply
incagrafx Do the maths or would you like me to create a gif? 5 weeks ago Reply
tobyjbull Holy moly. It looks like rebranded MTV - 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Isn't my karaoke working? It is for me. Refresh home page :) 5 weeks ago Reply
iamelliot how much of that is web designers getting all uppity? I'd rather have the money and ignore the bounce rate! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I miss the point. (???) :) I don't measure bounces, I measure ££s. Who cares about bounces when £1m a year comes in? 5 weeks ago Reply
superverve ??????????? ??????????? 5 weeks ago Reply
holmoe that is so true :P 5 weeks ago Reply
Spentacular I thought it had music, but I was wrong. Still incredible 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now broken through £5000 GP today. Good day, good week, good month, good year. Stop moaning and get on with it. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Exactly. People trot out this shit, very few of them make any money from these "modern" websites. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, I was in Prague 1 month ago. A very nice place (apart from the Brits) hahaha. Went on boat trip up the river. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I always win, thanks so much! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, you should take aspirin. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I would reply, but I'm afraid of Mr Putin. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Being Danish, you probably need a lease to afford a cup of coffee and a cake in Copenhagen. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, not many people find that :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Throw down some breadcrumbs or you will never escape :) 5 weeks ago Reply
Phil_Pickering RT : The craziest website I have ever seen! #badwebsite #ASCIIArt p.s. the source made me laugh, won… 5 weeks ago Reply
TexasBeefCake The craziest website I have ever seen! #badwebsite #ASCIIArt p.s. the source made me laugh, wonderful ASCII art! 5 weeks ago Reply
chejoventura After a busy day of #UX work, I like to sit back and get lost in 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just blasted through £70k GP barrier for this month. 3 more selling days left after today :) 5 weeks ago Reply
holmoe UI when its best... She almost convinced me to lease a british car :) 5 weeks ago Reply
devby Тест на эпилепсию: 5 weeks ago Reply
mikebromf WTF is lingscars. That just hurt my brain. 5 weeks ago Reply
ChrisBromfield This website wins .... 5 weeks ago Reply
Doupik Něco takového? 5 weeks ago Reply
brizinorth Why use 140chars when you can reply across 4 tweets. All as mentioned RTs. *Implied* attention seeking much eh Ling ;) 5 weeks ago Reply
DarthNik it's definitely unique. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 jury out environmentally. Financially no way! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A much better website URL would be "", also the website implies guilt on drivers, maybe not so 5 weeks ago Reply
geake RT : Chickens asleep in my chickenshed, overlooked by the late Col. Gaddafi 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Doing my best. Bling-Cats arriving soon. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS >> Thanks so much! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Both. My 1965 Land Rover is far more environmentally friendly, and financially friendly than a modern EV. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Fallen" implies dying in a battle. It's wrong to give car or truck vs bicycle the impression of battle between them 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Eg: You would never say "fallen" car drivers, "fallen truckers" or even "fallen pedestrians". Never. It's daft use 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Brian, it is used for soldiers who fought in battle. "Fallen" is never used for road traffic deaths. It's mis-use. 5 weeks ago Reply
Leroy_JS This is actually a legit website lol who ever designed it really through the rule book out. 5 weeks ago Reply
serega011 Тут реализованы тенденции в дизайне сайтов на 2016 год 5 weeks ago Reply
hellomynameisra RT : By far the best website of my generation 5 weeks ago Reply
brizinorth Semantics. Visit a war memorial. Learn about the meaning of "fallen". And what it means to people without belittling them 5 weeks ago Reply
Anthonyprior_ By far the best website of my generation 5 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 financially or envionrntally? Financially an eV kicks landrovers arse. 5 weeks ago Reply
ThomasBroughton Can you add more bling? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS An old Land Rover is an ideal 2nd car. Or my Merc W123. Loads of nonsense talked about EVs. Mostly bullshit. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm saying people have to die somehow. That's life. Is the site saying London deaths more important than rest UK? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Saw the content. Weird. What's so special about London cyclists, why not the whole UK? Kind of presumes driver guilt 5 weeks ago Reply
ThomasBroughton My most favourite website. It just works! #design 5 weeks ago Reply
Imperiosus_ So you are saying its a good thing that people are being killed on bikes? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wrong. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, it's as good a way to die, as any... a first world problem. In China, people just don't cycle as aggressively. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anyway, a very easy way to prevent many cycling deaths, is if drivers AND cyclists both slowed down a bit, and both stopped being aggressive 5 weeks ago Reply
Imperiosus_ the site isnt its where fallen is the action of being dead. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The point of Twitter is you read the tweet. If you had to read every blog post, you'd have no time to breathe. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nonsense. To have "fallen" from a cycle is a million miles from being killed falling from a cycle. 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce if your going to comment at least read the content. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So why not use plain English? Cyclists fall from bikes every day - very few die. 5 weeks ago Reply
pepelondon Hermosa página 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce even you can't be that crass Ling. The article is about cyclists who were killed as in 'fallen soldier' 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Err no it doesn't. "Johnny fell off his bike" "Johnny's fallen from cycle" no where indicates "Johnny is DEAD" 5 weeks ago Reply
Imperiosus_ Erm yes it does. ie The fallen soldier 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "fallen cyclists" - "fall" doesn't mean death, that's stupid. "I've fallen off my cycle" doesn't mean you're DEAD. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "fallen cyclists" - "fall" doesn't mean death, that's stupid. "I've fallen off my cycle" doesn't mean you're DEAD. 5 weeks ago Reply
notgurujoe Much effort was put in the creation of this website: so impressed. :)) 5 weeks ago Reply
Ge_frais How NOT to create a website 5 weeks ago Reply
MrJamesGrundy Still makes me laugh the design of this site 5 weeks ago Reply
danny_galt - Премию чуваку за лучший дизайн всех времён! 5 weeks ago Reply
nibor26 Frank Stephenson's original design was spot on. Now looks like a caracuture. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Easy - use stabilisers. 5 weeks ago Reply
scatteredbrainV I agree. 5 weeks ago Reply
markhyson Crew cab pick-up version coming soon! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't you think BMW's Minis have COMPLETELY run out of ideas and it's just a constant boring re-hash of a (once pretty, but now ugly) car? 5 weeks ago Reply
TonyPeters OK. That's just mental 5 weeks ago Reply
malgordon design inspiration for my next site >>> 5 weeks ago Reply
apmeyer I can spend hours here 5 weeks ago Reply
wowaname RT : omg not ?? :O 5 weeks ago Reply
0x47DF omg not ?? :O 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Florida sounds so tempting. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chickens asleep in my chickenshed, overlooked by the late Col. Gaddafi 5 weeks ago Reply
MastroWebGuy Must be that old school website 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More orders flooding in, now £5,158 GP today. Very good. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So... about the UX: I worked really hard to achieve my pinnacle of design usability. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dealer demo :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Vot ist all zis about, hein? I do not spreken ze german! So sorry :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't have any white XR3i s in stock at the moment, so sorry. My "social media people" are... me :) 5 weeks ago Reply
SirArthurIndeed Taking solely about the retro and ironic web design (which I like) you idiot. Still, looks like you don't need more customers... 5 weeks ago Reply
SirArthurIndeed Oh. I was considering using your company for my company, but if your social media people miss the point and act like dicks... 5 weeks ago Reply
DarthNik Best website UI I've seen. Don't get me started on the UX.. - #design #ux #ui 5 weeks ago Reply
Trias_ sie ist eine sie! #nice1 5 weeks ago Reply
Douglas_Clark I just popped out to my local shop and spotted a new MG!! Just about fell over laughing at it!! #EXCLUSIVE 5 weeks ago Reply
yaqobhyndes dui bu qiiiiii 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have 195 customers in my system, who have signed an order for a new car and are waiting for delivery. That's quite a lot ::) 5 weeks ago Reply
callum_roy honest, upfront and refreshing! Don't know how you've lasted so long! Other businesses need to follow your lead! 5 weeks ago Reply
danny_taywitter I know, I played it and it said one more try to win, so I did but then it said 48 haha - missed it! I will win one... 5 weeks ago Reply
imacsweb #truethat 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I wish more motor dealers would be open about sales/profit/figures. They very rarely are. Top secret, apparently... 5 weeks ago Reply
imacsweb Ohhhhhh, don’t you love it?! Being legit?! Remember money grows on trees…plant another one! ;) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Love them to bits :) Every reference counts! Ha. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow, I meet with my accountant to finalise yearly accounts to end March 2015. I brace myself for massive Corporation tax. 5 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen You must get bored of the repetitive idiots referencing your website 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS T-shirt odds are 50:1. Keep playing! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
danny_taywitter tbh it is my favourite website of all time, I missed out on winning a Tee through your game last night though :( 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've still got over 30 new cars to deliver before the end of June. Busy, busy :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Think MONEY :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Xie xie ni. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then give me the names and reg numbers. Ta :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS WOW indeed :) 5 weeks ago Reply
callum_roy then you owe me for 5 cars.... Lol 5 weeks ago Reply
callum_roy have you ever thought of paying a commission for recommendations? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oooops, I said £85,000 this year... I meant "this month". Silly me. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Amateurs who will hit £85,000 gross profit this year. Multiply that by 12 and tell me I'm an amateur...:) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My bearded operative. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Utter shit opinion. My UX is so good, I am making well over $1m a year. So sorry to disappoint. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website serves you right :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Current sales stats: £11,000 GP ahead of TOTAL sales for June 2014, and still a full week to go. Superb result, this month is BIG total. 5 weeks ago Reply
WSI_Globalnet RT : OMG my eyes are bleeding! 5 weeks ago Reply
AlexDahlem Endlich mal 'ne Autovermietung, der man trauen kann! 5 weeks ago Reply
raza_ali10 OMG my eyes are bleeding! 5 weeks ago Reply
plberret RT : Put something animated on the homepage they said => 5 weeks ago Reply
Trias_ das neuste aus dem team chat: o0 5 weeks ago Reply
GregoryOriol Put something animated on the homepage they said => 5 weeks ago Reply
adethinks I work for a car leasing company: 5 weeks ago Reply
CGS_Computers The Most #Hilarious #Websites You Have to See #WebDesign #LingsCars #HTML #Programming #SQL #Blog #Tech #Technology 5 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News CROW: CalMac to be hit by strike action 5 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Getting noticed: GCHQ ‘broke rules’ spying on NGOs 5 weeks ago Reply
carlamaree ''Web visits are oxygen to my sales'' 5 weeks ago Reply
SirArthurIndeed Brilliant! Remember when the internet was created by amateurs? The people behind this site do. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've powered through £60k GP for the month, today. Still over 1 week to go :) 5 weeks ago Reply
wszp when terrible #UX is a marketing tool. 5 weeks ago Reply
yaqobhyndes Yearly reminder that is one of the best designed websites ever even if it takes you ten years to realise 5 weeks ago Reply
PatrinaNolan This may be my new favourite website #website #webdesign #UX #UI 5 weeks ago Reply
UKMarketingHour RT : I doubt you will come across another site like this today. Breaks all the 'rules', not sure what to think! 5 weeks ago Reply
mtrdigital I doubt you will come across another site like this today. Breaks all the 'rules', not sure what to think! #WebDesign 5 weeks ago Reply
marshallgroup RT : Who wants Rolls Royce "once owned by Jim Davidson - hence the low price, LOL" Ending few mins http://… 5 weeks ago Reply
RagilPembayun This site converts like crazy apparently: who need great UI/UX eh? Oh, my poor bleeding eyes :D 5 weeks ago Reply
nathanlane RT : Who wants Rolls Royce "once owned by Jim Davidson - hence the low price, LOL" Ending few mins http://… 5 weeks ago Reply
ebayrt Rolls Royce Shadow 1976. Once Owned By Jim Davidson. (Bournemouth) USD 8736.2 . #eBay #eBayGB 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who wants Rolls Royce "once owned by Jim Davidson - hence the low price, LOL" Ending few mins 5 weeks ago Reply
LifeTechnology1 Headlines again: The power of prayer in Charleston 5 weeks ago Reply
everywomanUK Is your business using tech in pioneering ways like ? Get nominating for #IrisAward 5 weeks ago Reply
JokeFactorUK #XtraFactor News GUZZLE: Rochelle Humes gets Xtra Factor role #XtraShit 5 weeks ago Reply
oleg_s Бывают, ага. 5 weeks ago Reply
birdfromhell fuc* me. Amazing webdesign. 5 weeks ago Reply
talktosteve2 Ling Valentine and his quaint Chinglish interpretation of the recent Naked Rambler Royal Courts news. 5 weeks ago Reply
mlwry omg 5 weeks ago Reply
JoePistell Joe's right. Today's cars were on the drawing board in 2010. Palm Pre was a great phone then 5 weeks ago Reply
mikobhayangkara #KCA #VoteJKT48ID JoePistell: LINGsCARS 5 weeks ago Reply
startupcelebes RT : Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 5 weeks ago Reply
SBSussex RT : Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 5 weeks ago Reply
everywomanUK Is your business using tech in pioneering ways like ? Get nominating for #IrisAward 5 weeks ago Reply
JoeBaguley in future, cars will be an extensible platform, not a fixed piece of instant history... 5 weeks ago Reply
JoeBaguley because the cars you buy today contain tech first designed and tested over 5 years ago... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But why isn't it available in car, as standard? 5 weeks ago Reply
JoeBaguley and cars like the Nissan Lead and Tesla give a glimpse of the future. 5 weeks ago Reply
JoeBaguley but people like me are working with car companies to make this data even more accessible. 5 weeks ago Reply
JoeBaguley you can. Buy cheap £10 OBD2 dongle from Amazon. Install one of many cool apps for phone, DashCmd is a good start. 5 weeks ago Reply
Colin10971 RT : Hey I remembered #FollowFriday again! #FF 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New cars have computers that measure LOTS of parameters. So why can't car owners see or use that info? Would make great graphs, interest. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Irony as head of #Toyota PR arrested in Japan, creates very own bad news story. Toyota's pres, Akio Toyoda, bowed briefly before apologising 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "it was believed he was "dead or nearly dead" by the time he hit the ground." - BBC. Err yes, nearly dead. Bang. Now dead. 6 weeks ago Reply
DriveWrite RT : Hey I remembered #FollowFriday again! #FF 6 weeks ago Reply
VeloceBooks RT : Hey I remembered #FollowFriday again! #FF 6 weeks ago Reply
randallbell That bloke who owes you money - only one option left: 6 weeks ago Reply
JuanDHMPs Cuando te sientas mal con tu trabajo como diseñador web, anímate sabiendo que no fuiste el que hizo este sitio: 6 weeks ago Reply
daniel_puch OMG!!! This webpage gives me headache and dizziness, seriously!!! LMAO 6 weeks ago Reply
pjsherman In case you haven't had the experience. I've talked w/ her. Her conversion rate is sky-high. #ILoveLings #UX #Design 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you're gonna sell your Bentley, really best not to photograph it on a council estate. 6 weeks ago Reply
angeivy I double dare you to visit It's a trip you wont forget 6 weeks ago Reply
0xc0dec Дизайнер от бога делал 6 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News FANNY: AUDIO: ‘They asked me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING... 6 weeks ago Reply
DrivenDeliver It's not as restrictive as Facebook and it's the easiest platform for businesses to utilise. 6 weeks ago Reply
robbiemunger How did I not know about this sooner?? "Responsive" web design has nothing on this... 6 weeks ago Reply
austinsamsel inspiration. #as 6 weeks ago Reply
foundry84 How I never seen this before 6 weeks ago Reply
sergtrader1986 ужас китайского лизинга) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I just advertised my rear Mercedes Vito seats on Ebay. 6 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR it's all V8 now too. TME clear up with orders 6 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman They tend to need new ones after blowing up the old ones. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Toyota do very well with Islamic State. IS seem to have brand new HiLuxes on TV everywhere you look. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I missed this. Thanks. Should I send flowers to the speaker? 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News CAT: Shelsley Walsh Hillclimb : Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate LAUNCHES... #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
_andrewblain_ Go simplistic or go all in like Ling: #agileaus 6 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson idiots eh? I'm sure your suppliers must love that comment! 6 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 I canna believe it! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Someone has stolen an ISLAND??? 6 weeks ago Reply
Douglas_Clark Splendid Ling. PS do you do SUPAGUARD for 400 dolla. Stealership W***s ;-) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS He managed to restore the houses in his street, too. All for £60! :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm not anti-dealer. I'm anti lazy workshy price-twisting idiots. 6 weeks ago Reply
martinbean Depends if you get the monthly Creative Cloud license. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Surely, a Photoshop licence costs more than £60? I guess you used ? 6 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson you're doing well. I appreciate that. I don't appreciate your anti dealer rhetoric. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, I wouldn't. ... :) I know what people want, that's my job. I don't play the game of misleading monthly figures. 6 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson you would be surprised. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Delicious boiled for breakfast :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rubbish. Try selling mortgages with 40% deposits. That's a 9+23 equivalent rate. Who (the *uck) wants that? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Robin, I can rely on you to be the one outstanding motor dealer still working. Remarkable for a main dealer. :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When I first started LINGsCARS £9,015 used to be a great monthly sales figure. Now, I achieve it daily. Looking forward to making it hourly/ 6 weeks ago Reply
RobinLuscombe u and me both!! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Car orders still rolling in (at 10pm, I must be the only UK new car supplier still working). Total for the day is now £9,015 GP. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Trying to figure out who the fuc* Archie Sevans is? 6 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson overall cost matters, not how its divided up. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha. Hard work, works. 6 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla wow sunshine works 6 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson absolute nonsense. You're a great salesperson granted, but you are uninformed and only peddling your corner. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like today's sales finishing on £8,215 GP, which is a tremendous figure. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far today, £7493 in GP and maybe more to come this evening! I've powered through £50k for month so far and just half way through June. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look at those deals on CH&L. They have massive initial and often tiny mileage (eg 8k/yr). They try to hide true cost 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, OK, check your local dealer. They don't advertise transparently, and my service is MUCH better 100% online. 6 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson you get cars from also deal direct. I say to everyone, try your dealer first. Cut out unnecessary costs associated with middlemen 6 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson that's nonsense Ling. if it doesn't suit your agenda, you rubbish it? Dealer inventiveness a good thing. Remember, where you 1/2 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh God. I think Donald Trump is going to announce he will stand for president. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Deals on there often don't exist, price are invented, dealers desperate to get exposure think PRICE is the only way. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That contracthire site is a race to the bottom by dealers with nowhere else to go. Silly high initials and low miles 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just had another 3 cu metres of concrete to rebuild corner of barn footings. Also, now on £5475 GP so a good day in progress. 6 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 6 weeks ago Reply
Igor_Timohin Лучший дизайн, что я когда либо видел, ever! / Учитесь / / 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good sales morning so far: not 12 noon yet and I've done £4,342 GP. A full £20k ahead of this day in June 2014. Keep it up, team! 6 weeks ago Reply
JokeFactorUK News SNACK: Grimshaw and Ora join X Factor panel #XFactor #ShitFactor 6 weeks ago Reply
HeatProfile Quick, grab a few noodles to give away. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm Chinese. In China, we eat dogs. It's just a meat. Go bother some other country's traditional menu items. Sheesh. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nic the Fish continues to show the world of politics how it's done. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't you just HATE those Old Testament characters who go around plagiarising Tolkien? Bloody wizards. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Due to success of the current police constable campaign we're currently not accepting applications" #TheMet #FAIL 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I found 2 standard Candy White VW Take Up 3 Doors! Uk Port! Who wants one? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Pls RT desperately looking for a Ferrari for photoshoot tomoro 8am in #Newcastle. Can anyone help? 6 weeks ago Reply
Sandiebeach Pls RT desperately looking for a Ferrari for photoshoot tomoro 8am in #Newcastle. Can anyone help? 6 weeks ago Reply
Sparklebunny12 No matter how much I doubt my #design skills, they'll never be like this: . #UI #UX #wcdenver 6 weeks ago Reply
d_nelle in the site structure session at #wcdenver & thought of b/c the speaker shared this site: #youarewelcome 6 weeks ago Reply
ChrisKempt Ling is the master of team motivation. 6 weeks ago Reply
Kitchen_hire RT : So, to staff, "work harder you lazy bastards and you get £2000 each when LINGsCARS hits £100k GP in a month". 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Checking my CCTV, new HD images all working well. Just one cam needs adjusting. 6 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud They know where they stand and that is good leadership 6 weeks ago Reply
PTVBecky is the most professional website I've ever come across. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, to staff, "work harder you lazy bastards and you get £2000 each when LINGsCARS hits £100k GP in a month". 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another few signed car orders today. On target for £90,000 this month. Every staff gets £2000 bonus each when I hit £100,000 GP in month. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No. Bernie makes $$Billions. And you think you know better than him? .... No. Bernie is right because Bernie has $$$ 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just chatting with head designer of UK nuclear warheads at Aldermaston. Good customer of mine, having new Jaaag. I think GCHQ have vetted me 6 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell well worth a look on 's website, some great deals 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News THIGH: Car CCTV plea over custody death #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News CAT: Shelsley Walsh Hillclimb : Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate LAUNCHES... #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife NEWS from China: Van Morrison honoured by knighthood #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News THIGH: Car CCTV plea over custody death #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
jescotty hundred pounds a second is more fair. Lol 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife NEWS from China: Van Morrison honoured by knighthood #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News CROW: Damehood for former EC science chief #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News YAMMER: No charges against Virginia student #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News ARMPIT: Miliband urged to back deputy #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News RAT: Libya militants storm Tunisian mission #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, end of a brill week. Now £19,000 ahead of the same day in June 2014, for sales this month. Busy as hell. :) 6 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking It's like "I've bought a car, but can't fill it with fuel". It's the #1 binary fail. Unless like u = MARKETING :-) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Philip, that article is nonsense. What matters is £££s profit, not Klout scores. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People so reluctant to be honest about money. I was just saying that, yesterday. Agree 100% with your post re idiots 6 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News CAT: Shelsley Walsh Hillclimb : Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate LAUNCHES... #Fife 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, OK, I charge $100/minute 6 weeks ago Reply
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ukbudget2014 A headline FROM HELL: Prescott to David Miliband: Shut up 7 weeks ago Reply
nekibu RT : Dizaineriem ar vājiem nerviem neskatīties 7 weeks ago Reply
STROBIST_LV RT : Dizaineriem ar vājiem nerviem neskatīties 7 weeks ago Reply
jescotty not asking you out. I need some advice on my website. 7 weeks ago Reply
kristsdarzins Dizaineriem ar vājiem nerviem neskatīties 7 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong I think is asking you out. 7 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch you've pulled 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have I missed something? :) 7 weeks ago Reply
postgert love this site!! 7 weeks ago Reply
jescotty absolutely brilliant!. We need to meet. You need to buy me a coffee. 7 weeks ago Reply
ruknaree supongo que la tienes en tus bookmarks... 7 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman You speak for yourself Ash. I am a massive miserable Yorkshire git!! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You get yourselves off... the rest of us (ie. me) will deal with new car orders while you're away. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Update for in particular. More signed orders rolled in this eve. Now £5435 GP today. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, responsive sites are bad in my opinion. See my YT presentation at Handheld. 7 weeks ago Reply
LolaContreras8 Nice site if it were responsive you could have my money ;) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More new car orders just arrived, now £4,325 GP for the day :) Specially for 7 weeks ago Reply
makinpost lol, like you force him to follow you on twitter! 7 weeks ago Reply
RMontagnini well done! 7 weeks ago Reply
ashpron it's varied and amusing for those from Yorkshire, like myself, who 'get it.' Not all monotonous figures. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You prefer "#Barnsley man lives on a diet of cabbage and pickled eggs "? Right. 7 weeks ago Reply
ashpron oh that's alright then if you like it. Variety is the spice of life Ling...mix it up a little! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Heh, I love onslaughts. Suck it up. 7 weeks ago Reply
ashpron I don't disagree Ling, but must we always be subjected to it? Once in a while maybe, but it's an onslaught. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Harp on"? Without people like me paying wodges of Corp tax, (not making a loss & paying £ NIL), deficit would grow 7 weeks ago Reply
ashpron I just don't see why there is a need to harp on about the same thing day in, day out. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, a stuck record of openness and clarity. A stuck record of making money, employing people, paying tax. And you? 7 weeks ago Reply
ashpron well said! Ling could be likened to a stuck record at times. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I run LINGsCARS from "the region" because it's cheap. :) Cheap region, the North East. 7 weeks ago Reply
graeme_i_wilson That's a fair point - the most important thing is you're a real success story! A credit to the region. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You'll never make the jump. You like the safety-net of employment too much. Be brave FFS. Walk the walk :) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I work like a dog, which means loads of profit, which means loads of tax. That pays to subsidise lazy arseholes who can't be arsed to work. 7 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 is that the sound of dragons back-pedalling I hear??!! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why decorum? An English disease. ...openness, clarity, honesty online, is what people want to see, these days. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm so close to cracking £1m of gross profit/year, I can smell it. Smells lovely. 7 weeks ago Reply
graeme_i_wilson I guess that's because most demonstrate a modicum of decorum ? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's not even half way through June, and I've matched the total June sales in 2012. And I'm £12,000 ahead of my total June 2011 sales. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New track round back of barn is nearly complete. Ian and Jon have reduced barn by 9m. A massive job. Welding RSJs all day, apparently. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rear security pallisade fencing is up at my farm. I have painted it camo so it blends in and doesn't attract knobheads. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, because I don't accept any advertising. AT ALL. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one else on Twitter talks about money £££. I must be the only business on Twitter that openly declares daily sales and gross profit. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Shaping up to be another good day: £3693 GP so far. The sunshine is not affecting computer sales of cars :) 7 weeks ago Reply
Bethany_Bey So I shouldn't be sending my ads here? 7 weeks ago Reply
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richms bloody poms. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bloody NZ'ers. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lunchtime, and I've done £2500 GP so far. Great week... 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Phew, just finished work after a PACT meeting with local police. Good day at work, £5,302 GP. Stunning month so far. 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I'm afraid this is just gobble-gook management speak. It means absolutely zero. Mike Barton needs to kick your ass. 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Emotionally disturbed Special Forces Operative required to fill admin #job I have available. Normal people just can't hack it, it seems. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far in June 2015, I am £11,000 gross profit ahead of the same day in June 2014. And, we're only on the 10th!!! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good morning so far £2500 gross profit. Also, doing a car for a senior chap at "Which" - aaaagh. :) 7 weeks ago Reply
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jaymiethomas I didn’t know did wedding dresses too. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anytime, for a mad dog chasing an orange ball :) 7 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen Thanks for your time 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right, well, hmmm. We need to start asking about October, OK? Current lead time may change. Volvos can be slow build 7 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen XC60 R-design 2.0D 2WD 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. Of course, if it's a factory build you might need to order a few months before. Depends on car :) 7 weeks ago Reply
FrontHenrik 1. Go to 2. Click «How it Works» 3. Facepalm 7 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen Hey , if I want a car for start of Jan 16, can it be ordered in the preceding quarter? TIA 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting I've had one of those too 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting anyway. I'm off... 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 no worries dude, always good to debate :) 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 well, I got a recommendation on linkedin once so I must at least have an idea about what I'm doing?! 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting maybe I read it wrong then, if so I apologise 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 I never said they couldn't get indexed, i said they now get indexed more effectively than they used to 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting so I don't understand how you can offer what you did. You must be shit hot to improve it? 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 indeed it could! 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting this could go on all night 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 to be fair I've never seen a site quite like it work as well as it does, it is remarkable in all fairness 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 they are separate channels that fall under the umbrella of digital 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting have you seen how well Lings site works? Think you'd need to up your bargaining chips 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting you said they are each their own channel suggesting they should be independent of each other 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 who wouldn't be tempted by that offer, seems fair, a cheap M4 for SEO ;) 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting earlier you said tweets don't get indexed but now you say they do.. Make your mind up man 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 I never said they didn't... Like I said before, all channels compliment each other 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 2/2 it doesn't mean that it is always indexed, there are other variables like meta robots directives that prevent 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting social media and SEO work hand in hand and help each other 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 tweets are now getting indexed more effectively compared to say, a year ago. Also because something has a URL 1/2 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting Bet you're getting excited about that offer - a new SEO strategy... Better than what you have now? 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 but no single channel is the one stop solution 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 SEO is just part of a wider strategy, as is social, paid media etc. they of course compliment each other 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting we've had tweets indexed. Twitter or any social platform can index as it has a URL 7 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting I have to agree with you Ling 7 weeks ago Reply
stemount well tweets were always indexed surely? They all have valid URL/ 7 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy I hear passats are quite nice. The golf R is like gonzo from the muppets. Total animal. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...but at least Golf R is something worth waiting for. 7 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Only one comment.. Golf R 7 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I could tell you but then id have to kill you 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 I'll just have to keep on saving then 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 doesn't ring a bell? Must of been some good social media advice in return for a free car though 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wasn't talking about you, nit. ... if I could get a cheap M4, I would be driving it. 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 I never said free! I also don't claim to be a guru, hate when people give themselves that title! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Called Winsoor or something... heard of him? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Once, some social media "guru" asked for free car to contra against some promotional shit. I told him to f*ck off :) 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 . Hook me up with a cheap lease on an M4 and I'll happily sort out an SEO strategy for you :D 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You work for MI6 now, Mr Bong? 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 I'm not telling fibs 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anyone who pretends they know how Google works, is telling fibs. Every little helps. 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 tweets do now get indexed in google, but no proof it helps directly improve rankings 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS SEO is about getting to the top of Google. Basically. And Twitter contributes. 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 SEO it its own channel, social media is another channel 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS VW Passat saloon is a nightmare. Looking at Jan Feb for orders placed today. Why can't VW build them? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course it is. It's a global solution for all channels. 7 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 SEO isn't about Twitter followers 7 weeks ago Reply
PiccanaDigital It's for your website Ling, not your twitter! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fantastic. Superb. Gotta laugh. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. I win :) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Piccana oh dear. You have 156 followers. Looks like it's YOU who needs the free "SEO audit". Ironic, don'cha think? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just seen this headline in Northern Echo: "Driver thought student was 'dead badger'", 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another £5000 GP day. If I could do this every day without too many quiet days, I would easily crack £1m GP/year. Nearly there. 7 weeks ago Reply
shaunwewege If that hurts your eyes, this will claw them out: . Fascinating site though. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another great day shaping up. £4,145 GP so far ...AND I have got planning permission for my farm (at last). Bloody bats. Pass the DDT. 7 weeks ago Reply
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