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LINGsCARS RT : Good morning scum. We've put up portraits of Angela Merkel in all our stores and stopped selling anything Greek. Let's ge… 3 hours ago Reply
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fullbeem I did see a Tesla outside of London the other day. Did think the owner was being brave being so far from Mayfair 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edmund = hypocritical. To sell EVs they need to a) work, b) be cheaper. ...but you consistently argue for cheaper petrol/diesel 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS If EVs made sense, people would buy them massively. But they don't make sense. So people don't buy them. = Easy. 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's blindingly obvious. People don't want EVs as 2nd cars, because they are hopeless, expensive and cause anxiety. 5 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS People die doing just about EVERY activity you can name. The amount dying at UK borders is tiny. You're exaggerating 6 hours ago Reply
seboix Oh FFS!!!! Get real. This is a big problem. These people need help! 6 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Far more people die on UK roads every day in crashes. Should the British Army police the roads? You're exaggerating 6 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS This is the UK. In the UK (thank goodness), we don't use the Army to do border/police work. 6 hours ago Reply
seboix stop being silly! These people are getting hurt trying to get to a better place! 6 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS You want the Army to shoot them, or just mine the tracks with Claymores? Or park tanks on the railway lines? 6 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS "The average [UK] car dealership recorded a £384 loss in May" ...What on earth are they playing at? 6 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Always the very best analysis of Greece: Paul Mason. 19 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Great article featuring Hugh Dickerson (Head Automotive at Google) and (errrr) me, from Asset Finance International 19 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Hence they are all bloody factory order, unless you want the dog-poo brown side blisters. 1 day ago Reply
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LINGsCARS was going to buy a bin lorry to show Council how it should be done. Actually collect instead saying "wrong rubbish" 1 day ago Reply
Lease4wheels some bastards texts me also! 1 day ago Reply
chp_photo Bin Wagon? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why? Fuel needs to be far more expensive to promote efficiency/less use. No good just pandering to poor AA members. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wrong :) 1 day ago Reply
mikechitty I'd guess Ford Mustang... 1 day ago Reply
Paul_Norman I love V8's. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS My Series 3 Land Rover pulled my new monsta-V8 5.8L car (well over 2 tonnes) all the way from Irish Free State. Superb old Land Rover. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Actually, I do have a new JCB on order, a little tiny microdigger, fits in doorways. I like JCBs. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, it's a new car... top secret. A real motherfu*ker :) Hahahaha... It's 3 years younger than me. 1 day ago Reply
mikechitty you got another JCB? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new 5.8 litre V8 car has been dropped off at the garage for a full MOT-style check and full service. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS My email reply to Winns Solicitors ... "Stop sending us letters re accidents. I'm sick of this money grabbing culture. Please fuc* off." 1 day ago Reply
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LINGsCARS In my simple mind, I would leave Euro and go BALLS OUT for tourism $$$. Let Germans bring Euros in form of tourists. 3 days ago Reply
iamwilliamking :-). I see that DeLorean's still available ;-) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS June fantastic, July good so far :) 3 days ago Reply
iamwilliamking I think that's the understatement of the century ;-) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, would default, I agree, or need massive restucturing debt. I think, we all aware they completely "fu*ked up" 3 days ago Reply
iamwilliamking Anyhow, how was July trading? :-) I'm sure! 3 days ago Reply
iamwilliamking You're NOt alone! 3 days ago Reply
iamwilliamking it'll have debt burden equiv to €600Bn Euros will never pay off that ever!!! Drachma say 50% of €uro 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Will, but "NO" to what? I am still unsure of the Greek vote question. Over-simplifying doesn't make sense. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, several countries should leave the Euro. Or... more sensibly, Germany should leave and the others stay in. 3 days ago Reply
iamwilliamking Govt want a "No" vote. Whether ppl vote Y or N equally as bad for them. Imagine if we in their shoes #RockAndHardPlace 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS My view- leave Euro, take the (MASSIVE) pain, and Greece will bounce back within 5 years. But, ppl must work/pay tax 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Or, they might vote with the government, to leave the Euro" - Will, are you just making these vote questions up? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS "..Greeks may vote against their government’s recommendations, TO STAY IN EUROPE" - I don't think thats the question 3 days ago Reply
iamwilliamking very nicely done though, it's the thinking & collaboration and attitude that I like! / 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Go to FCA website to do their "credit ready" check, and the *uckers have taken it down for "maintenance". What idiots 3 days ago Reply
iamwilliamking have you read this by me... you might enjoy... hope you're well, am SURE you are! 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS And frankly, ...if the Greeks might decide to pay their tax like the rest of us, could have sorted this themselves. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS But it's NOT bailing out Greece, it's attempt to crowdsource single installment payment of Euro1.6bn, now lapsed. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, just looked outside. There is a big 5.8 litre mean machine sat on a trailer behind the big Series Land Rover. Very exciting. More shite. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I just got a letter from "Winn Solicitors" about an accident claim. I have told them to "please f*ck off". 3 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS It's 05.30 and I am up sorting out the damage from the massive storms last night. And I just got my first car order of the day. Great! 5 days ago Reply
JamieFDHurst I did actually. Mostly its the images that I need to sort :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, because there is fu*k all going on, on that page. ... instead, try 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are too *ucking late. Me conservatory roof has been smashed by hail. Chickens survived, though. Tweet faster! 5 days ago Reply
andygale that's what I'd do :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahaha, iiiiiidiot :) "I have a real problem getting conveniently and quickly to the beach. Ah, I'll order an SLK" 5 days ago Reply
andygale thought it might be a bit different for you as people might think "get a car a go to the beach" 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, I find worse weather is better because more people stay in and click click click 5 days ago Reply
andygale do hot days massive effect you sales? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Someone else local posted this 5 days ago Reply
brizinorth What's your conservatory roof made of? Hollow promises and tissue paper. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, right. So what am I supposed to do, "better safe than sorry"? :) Was like house being machine-gunned by ISIS 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sill, forget the hail, I sold £3000 on the hottest day of the year (so far). That's a damn result! 5 days ago Reply
UKWeatherLive Risk was there better safe than sorry. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, tornados can f*ck off. My car has not been sucked into the sky, yet. Chickens all survived. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahhaha, for *uck's sake. I survived, with a smashed conservatory. Greenhouse fine, very steep pitch on roof. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS How can it be "the hottest day of the year", yet I get golf-ball hail smashing my roof to bits? How does that work? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Massive hailstorm. Golf ball size. Smashed my conservatory roof to bits. No rain pouring in, gotta laugh. Hope car is OK. 5 days ago Reply
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tonyveitchuk This one goes up to eleven. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why do electric cooker hotplates only go up to 6? Who decided 6 was a good maximum? 6 days ago Reply
Matter_Digital Probably the best website in the world... #website #ux #ui 6 days ago Reply
iamoldskool or whoever was responsible for this beauty 6 days ago Reply
grumbo : Wah! Bloody VAT, this is the first time I have paid more than £40,000 VAT. One click, and it's gone.” >> It was never yours. 6 days ago Reply
Kormik Zaujimavy web, pekne zoptimalizovane tak, aby toho dostal na obrazovku co najviac! 6 days ago Reply
thanksforallthe would work well with a Morris Minor too 6 days ago Reply
TomiJ94 what did the chicken say on ? did he say yes? 6 days ago Reply
pherlopolus need one of these in the garden! 6 days ago Reply
TomiJ94 sure, ask the chicken on here 6 days ago Reply
lakey looks more like a Karmann Ghia! 6 days ago Reply
peterc You've earnt it. Congratulations! 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS This ebay VW Beetle inspired garden seat is worth a Tweet. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS So it's ironic that the article has 1000s of words and no icons. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Am slowly pushing my model mix upmarket. More high net-worth customers. For example, cars today include Jaaaag XF and 2 x LR Evokkis +others 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS More signed orders coming in this evening: I have now sold a full £30,000 more gross profit in June, than I did in June 2014. So VERY happy. 6 days ago Reply
schovi RT : Still better UX than e-banking from mBank. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jon is going to Ireland on Friday to buy more shit. Something from 1976. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear can you look at what Doug is on about? Ta. 6 days ago Reply
Douglas_Clark Any iOS redirecting issues reported to you Ling? Maybe your providers mobile server been hacked? 6 days ago Reply
Webknit At least you're contributing to a good strong government….. oh wait! 1 week ago Reply
andygambles buy more shit 1 week ago Reply
martinbean I wish I turned that over in a year, let alone paid it in VAT! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wah! Bloody VAT, this is the first time I have paid more than £40,000 VAT. One click, and it's gone. 1 week ago Reply
Webknit Hope they're not too sore!! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sores (heh) = Scores. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sores on the doors for June 2015. Invoicing (ie car deliveries) £16,000 (ex vat) up, ...Sales (ie signed car orders) £27,000 up on June 2014 1 week ago Reply
kristozkousne RT : Still better UX than e-banking from mBank. 1 week ago Reply
richardbartos Still better UX than e-banking from mBank. 1 week ago Reply
JordNikov Celkom ma zabil tento web 1 week ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Cómo #lingscar puede triunfar con esta web? 1 week ago Reply
JoseNavarroTf Cómo #lingscar puede triunfar con esta web? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS YES! Hit £80k GP, come on, could do a lot more today! Sell, sell. Order cars, please. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is another of the 6 that in Bradford, foetal gender info is withheld from Asians to avoid baby girls being aborted? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tell that doctor he needs to get a grip. TB in 2015 is outrageous. Get it sorted. I was shocked to find out so bad. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Public health priority" my arse. TB been allowed to get out control in Bradford. 2x national, v high in children 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS The girls on Manningham Lane should be another priority. Im back in Bradford at the weekend, not going down ML again 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, well, it's contagious. So, get on with it. Should be eradicated, but there is never any action. Just words. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS In that case, BMW's customer retention rate is truly abysmal. One BMW and I'm done? 1 week ago Reply
SimonMagus ...TB is a leading public health priority for Bradford (one of six) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bradford's Director of Public Health should be far more worried about Tuberculosis. Epidemic in Bradford. 1 week ago Reply
andygambles it was either stick them on the cock or cut the head off. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's now past 11pm, I feel I can re-tweet this vile outburst of pornographic nasal gear without children seeing it. 1 week ago Reply
yrrebRBLX I've seen far worse; 1 week ago Reply
andygambles got those nose strip things and stick it on the cock. 1 week ago Reply
Betsy_Manning RT : Your snoring is keeping me awake. Damn cockerel. 1 week ago Reply
JoePistell you ain't right Ling ;-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your snoring is keeping me awake. Damn cockerel. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS They have a great retsina industry, plus they pick olives. However, they can poke the Germans in the eye (worth it). 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Half of 2015 down and my invoicing is at £430,000 (ex VAT). I'm going to have to push harder to hit that £1 milllion. WHO WANTS A NEW CAR? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do you remember WHO IS JARED SPOOL? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Did it rain? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I had to call Stena to check the booking had not failed. Daft. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't want to be rude, but *I* delivered more new cars than Infinity, in May. They should stop playin' & get sellin' 1 week ago Reply
stefanmanku Same on a website I registered an account for today... confirmation/verification needs to be instant 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS After making a booking, Stena Line takes 30 mins to email an e-ticket. This is a big fail because you left wondering if the booking failed. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS 8 Chickens (1 behind camera) in my Chickenshed ready for the door to close. Looked over by Col. Gaddafi -ZENGA ZENGA! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am sending Jon to Ireland on Thursday/Fri with the old T reg diesel Land Rover to bring a new (old) car back. It's a V8, hell of a thing. 1 week ago Reply
demonknitter Yep, raced a beetle round Ireland! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one else bothers to make their web sites ENJOYABLE. Everyone loves Scalextric, don't they??? HAVE A GO! 1 week ago Reply
mikechitty RT : Has everyone had a play with my new SCALEXTRIC page??? - I have a Capri towing a caravan! And an ice … 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Has everyone had a play with my new SCALEXTRIC page??? - I have a Capri towing a caravan! And an ice cream van. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks!!! I like to do things well. Very few other people seem to put the effort in... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far, I have 46 new car deliveries already arranged for July. Another 14 new cars will be delivered before the end of June. 1 week ago Reply
BenjyKirk Best example of a ‘meet the team’ page you will ever find #webdesign 1 week ago Reply
cerebrobombilla RT : Ojo diseño web: 1 week ago Reply
adriankes RT : Ojo diseño web: 1 week ago Reply
Marcolain RT : Ojo diseño web: 1 week ago Reply
waiyeehong 'please call'. I wonder if they have text phone. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Stena Line - choose your disability, but what if you are MUTE? Strange you can be blind, deaf, both, but not mute. 1 week ago Reply
Websupport_cz Tuto stránku nemůžete nemilovat :-) 1 week ago Reply
dgutierrez88 Ojo diseño web: 1 week ago Reply
acjnash thank you! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, wrong. It's HERE 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My ScaLingTric is up and running. Some tweaks needed, but it's deployed! VISIT! COMMENT! 1 week ago Reply
acjnash when do you think it's going to be up on the site? 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Confocal Reflectance Microscopy, and Creighton Method (birth control) are my favourites 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Critical Retina Magnetism, of course. 1 week ago Reply
devby We have to admit, that was a good one :) Thanks g-d that fella is a bit busy for the moment anyway. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Postman Pat arrives at my farm, I just checked CCTV and my post just delivered. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Xi Jinping will go BESERK at this. 1 week ago Reply
scatteredbrainV and you went on stage in a Dalek! Great times! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I had pleasure to meet Jeffrey in Cardiff 2013. He was not wearing the beanie hat. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My June sales so far are £25,000 GP ahead of this same day in June 2014. With 2 days to go, I've already sold record amount of cars for June 1 week ago Reply
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everywomanUK Is your business using #tech like no other? Nominations open for #IrisAwards 1 week ago Reply
acjnash well that's tomorrow sorted 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow I will deploy my rip-off Scalextric page. You will LOVE that. 1 week ago Reply
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James_L_Smith genuine car lease website... 1 week ago Reply
_beeper this is probably the worst website I've ever seen and it's so good 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think this is the best site I have ever seen in my life thx 1 week ago Reply
RichardPriceUK Every principle of website design goes out of the window here: - Wow, just wow... 1 week ago Reply
KILLaGL I think this is the best site I have ever seen in my life thx 1 week ago Reply
vladovivas I would love to record people when they open this site is this for real? #ux #webdesign #fail 1 week ago Reply
CIntrovert "News GUZZLE: Man arrested after bomb is found" 1 week ago Reply
prvn30 RT : this is truly webscale 1 week ago Reply
pratiktandel this is truly webscale 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chickens waiting for bed in my Chickenshed, with Colin the Cockerel's arse and Col Gadaffi looking on: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is your business using #tech like no other? Nominations open for #IrisAwards 1 week ago Reply
everywomanUK Is your business using #tech like no other? Nominations open for #IrisAwards 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fired through £75,000 GP today, this is certainly a record June, for my sales. A weekend + 2 working days to go. Sell, sell, sell! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS A Belarus... well, Putin may as well be President, he calls the shots :) 1 week ago Reply
incagrafx I will, thanks for visiting 1 week ago Reply
devby haha, chill, he's not a president here, we're from another country ;) 1 week ago Reply
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InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 1 week ago Reply
igordutra Best online customer service I've had with a car quote - strongly recommend #lingscars - I love website colours and animated gifs :) 1 week ago Reply
tdobson I think our client would create some interesting challenges for great front end people? To Angular? 1 week ago Reply
tdobson you may also enjoy the website of one of our clients - (not dreamweaver!) ;) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't need to do the maths. Lloyds Bank does the maths for me, on my bank statement. Stick to graffiti :) 1 week ago Reply
incagrafx Do the maths or would you like me to create a gif? 1 week ago Reply
tobyjbull Holy moly. It looks like rebranded MTV - 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Isn't my karaoke working? It is for me. Refresh home page :) 1 week ago Reply
iamelliot how much of that is web designers getting all uppity? I'd rather have the money and ignore the bounce rate! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I miss the point. (???) :) I don't measure bounces, I measure ££s. Who cares about bounces when £1m a year comes in? 1 week ago Reply
superverve ??????????? ??????????? 1 week ago Reply
holmoe that is so true :P 1 week ago Reply
Spentacular I thought it had music, but I was wrong. Still incredible 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now broken through £5000 GP today. Good day, good week, good month, good year. Stop moaning and get on with it. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Exactly. People trot out this shit, very few of them make any money from these "modern" websites. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, I was in Prague 1 month ago. A very nice place (apart from the Brits) hahaha. Went on boat trip up the river. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I always win, thanks so much! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, you should take aspirin. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I would reply, but I'm afraid of Mr Putin. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Being Danish, you probably need a lease to afford a cup of coffee and a cake in Copenhagen. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, not many people find that :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Throw down some breadcrumbs or you will never escape :) 1 week ago Reply
Phil_Pickering RT : The craziest website I have ever seen! #badwebsite #ASCIIArt p.s. the source made me laugh, won… 1 week ago Reply
TexasBeefCake The craziest website I have ever seen! #badwebsite #ASCIIArt p.s. the source made me laugh, wonderful ASCII art! 1 week ago Reply
chejoventura After a busy day of #UX work, I like to sit back and get lost in 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just blasted through £70k GP barrier for this month. 3 more selling days left after today :) 1 week ago Reply
holmoe UI when its best... She almost convinced me to lease a british car :) 1 week ago Reply
devby Тест на эпилепсию: 1 week ago Reply
mikebromf WTF is lingscars. That just hurt my brain. 1 week ago Reply
ChrisBromfield This website wins .... 1 week ago Reply
Doupik Něco takového? 1 week ago Reply
brizinorth Why use 140chars when you can reply across 4 tweets. All as mentioned RTs. *Implied* attention seeking much eh Ling ;) 1 week ago Reply
DarthNik it's definitely unique. :) 1 week ago Reply
pjryan51 jury out environmentally. Financially no way! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS A much better website URL would be "", also the website implies guilt on drivers, maybe not so 1 week ago Reply
geake RT : Chickens asleep in my chickenshed, overlooked by the late Col. Gaddafi 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Doing my best. Bling-Cats arriving soon. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS >> Thanks so much! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Both. My 1965 Land Rover is far more environmentally friendly, and financially friendly than a modern EV. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Fallen" implies dying in a battle. It's wrong to give car or truck vs bicycle the impression of battle between them 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Eg: You would never say "fallen" car drivers, "fallen truckers" or even "fallen pedestrians". Never. It's daft use 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Brian, it is used for soldiers who fought in battle. "Fallen" is never used for road traffic deaths. It's mis-use. 1 week ago Reply
Leroy_JS This is actually a legit website lol who ever designed it really through the rule book out. 1 week ago Reply
serega011 Тут реализованы тенденции в дизайне сайтов на 2016 год 1 week ago Reply
hellomynameisra RT : By far the best website of my generation 1 week ago Reply
brizinorth Semantics. Visit a war memorial. Learn about the meaning of "fallen". And what it means to people without belittling them 1 week ago Reply
Anthonyprior_ By far the best website of my generation 1 week ago Reply
pjryan51 financially or envionrntally? Financially an eV kicks landrovers arse. 1 week ago Reply
ThomasBroughton Can you add more bling? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS An old Land Rover is an ideal 2nd car. Or my Merc W123. Loads of nonsense talked about EVs. Mostly bullshit. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm saying people have to die somehow. That's life. Is the site saying London deaths more important than rest UK? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Saw the content. Weird. What's so special about London cyclists, why not the whole UK? Kind of presumes driver guilt 1 week ago Reply
ThomasBroughton My most favourite website. It just works! #design 1 week ago Reply
Imperiosus_ So you are saying its a good thing that people are being killed on bikes? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, it's as good a way to die, as any... a first world problem. In China, people just don't cycle as aggressively. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anyway, a very easy way to prevent many cycling deaths, is if drivers AND cyclists both slowed down a bit, and both stopped being aggressive 1 week ago Reply
Imperiosus_ the site isnt its where fallen is the action of being dead. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS The point of Twitter is you read the tweet. If you had to read every blog post, you'd have no time to breathe. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nonsense. To have "fallen" from a cycle is a million miles from being killed falling from a cycle. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce if your going to comment at least read the content. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS So why not use plain English? Cyclists fall from bikes every day - very few die. 1 week ago Reply
pepelondon Hermosa página 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce even you can't be that crass Ling. The article is about cyclists who were killed as in 'fallen soldier' 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Err no it doesn't. "Johnny fell off his bike" "Johnny's fallen from cycle" no where indicates "Johnny is DEAD" 1 week ago Reply
Imperiosus_ Erm yes it does. ie The fallen soldier 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "fallen cyclists" - "fall" doesn't mean death, that's stupid. "I've fallen off my cycle" doesn't mean you're DEAD. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "fallen cyclists" - "fall" doesn't mean death, that's stupid. "I've fallen off my cycle" doesn't mean you're DEAD. 1 week ago Reply
notgurujoe Much effort was put in the creation of this website: so impressed. :)) 1 week ago Reply
Ge_frais How NOT to create a website 1 week ago Reply
MrJamesGrundy Still makes me laugh the design of this site 1 week ago Reply
danny_galt - Премию чуваку за лучший дизайн всех времён! 1 week ago Reply
nibor26 Frank Stephenson's original design was spot on. Now looks like a caracuture. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Easy - use stabilisers. 1 week ago Reply
scatteredbrainV I agree. 1 week ago Reply
markhyson Crew cab pick-up version coming soon! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't you think BMW's Minis have COMPLETELY run out of ideas and it's just a constant boring re-hash of a (once pretty, but now ugly) car? 1 week ago Reply
TonyPeters OK. That's just mental 1 week ago Reply
malgordon design inspiration for my next site >>> 1 week ago Reply
apmeyer I can spend hours here 1 week ago Reply
wowaname RT : omg not ?? :O 1 week ago Reply
0x47DF omg not ?? :O 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Florida sounds so tempting. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chickens asleep in my chickenshed, overlooked by the late Col. Gaddafi 1 week ago Reply
MastroWebGuy Must be that old school website 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS More orders flooding in, now £5,158 GP today. Very good. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS So... about the UX: I worked really hard to achieve my pinnacle of design usability. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dealer demo :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Vot ist all zis about, hein? I do not spreken ze german! So sorry :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't have any white XR3i s in stock at the moment, so sorry. My "social media people" are... me :) 1 week ago Reply
SirArthurIndeed Taking solely about the retro and ironic web design (which I like) you idiot. Still, looks like you don't need more customers... 1 week ago Reply
SirArthurIndeed Oh. I was considering using your company for my company, but if your social media people miss the point and act like dicks... 1 week ago Reply
DarthNik Best website UI I've seen. Don't get me started on the UX.. - #design #ux #ui 1 week ago Reply
Trias_ sie ist eine sie! #nice1 1 week ago Reply
Douglas_Clark I just popped out to my local shop and spotted a new MG!! Just about fell over laughing at it!! #EXCLUSIVE 1 week ago Reply
yaqobhyndes dui bu qiiiiii 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have 195 customers in my system, who have signed an order for a new car and are waiting for delivery. That's quite a lot ::) 1 week ago Reply
callum_roy honest, upfront and refreshing! Don't know how you've lasted so long! Other businesses need to follow your lead! 1 week ago Reply
danny_taywitter I know, I played it and it said one more try to win, so I did but then it said 48 haha - missed it! I will win one... 1 week ago Reply
imacsweb #truethat 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I wish more motor dealers would be open about sales/profit/figures. They very rarely are. Top secret, apparently... 1 week ago Reply
imacsweb Ohhhhhh, don’t you love it?! Being legit?! Remember money grows on trees…plant another one! ;) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Love them to bits :) Every reference counts! Ha. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow, I meet with my accountant to finalise yearly accounts to end March 2015. I brace myself for massive Corporation tax. 1 week ago Reply
nickjowen You must get bored of the repetitive idiots referencing your website 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS T-shirt odds are 50:1. Keep playing! :) 1 week ago Reply
danny_taywitter tbh it is my favourite website of all time, I missed out on winning a Tee through your game last night though :( 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've still got over 30 new cars to deliver before the end of June. Busy, busy :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Think MONEY :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Xie xie ni. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then give me the names and reg numbers. Ta :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS WOW indeed :) 1 week ago Reply
callum_roy then you owe me for 5 cars.... Lol 1 week ago Reply
callum_roy have you ever thought of paying a commission for recommendations? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oooops, I said £85,000 this year... I meant "this month". Silly me. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Amateurs who will hit £85,000 gross profit this year. Multiply that by 12 and tell me I'm an amateur...:) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My bearded operative. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Utter shit opinion. My UX is so good, I am making well over $1m a year. So sorry to disappoint. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website serves you right :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Current sales stats: £11,000 GP ahead of TOTAL sales for June 2014, and still a full week to go. Superb result, this month is BIG total. 1 week ago Reply
WSI_Globalnet RT : OMG my eyes are bleeding! 2 weeks ago Reply
AlexDahlem Endlich mal 'ne Autovermietung, der man trauen kann! 2 weeks ago Reply
raza_ali10 OMG my eyes are bleeding! 2 weeks ago Reply
plberret RT : Put something animated on the homepage they said => 2 weeks ago Reply
Trias_ das neuste aus dem team chat: o0 2 weeks ago Reply
GregoryOriol Put something animated on the homepage they said => 2 weeks ago Reply
adethinks I work for a car leasing company: 2 weeks ago Reply
CGS_Computers The Most #Hilarious #Websites You Have to See #WebDesign #LingsCars #HTML #Programming #SQL #Blog #Tech #Technology 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News CROW: CalMac to be hit by strike action 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Getting noticed: GCHQ ‘broke rules’ spying on NGOs 2 weeks ago Reply
carlamaree ''Web visits are oxygen to my sales'' 2 weeks ago Reply
SirArthurIndeed Brilliant! Remember when the internet was created by amateurs? The people behind this site do. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've powered through £60k GP for the month, today. Still over 1 week to go :) 2 weeks ago Reply
wszp when terrible #UX is a marketing tool. 2 weeks ago Reply
yaqobhyndes Yearly reminder that is one of the best designed websites ever even if it takes you ten years to realise 2 weeks ago Reply
PatrinaNolan This may be my new favourite website #website #webdesign #UX #UI 2 weeks ago Reply
UKMarketingHour RT : I doubt you will come across another site like this today. Breaks all the 'rules', not sure what to think! 2 weeks ago Reply
mtrdigital I doubt you will come across another site like this today. Breaks all the 'rules', not sure what to think! #WebDesign 2 weeks ago Reply
marshallgroup RT : Who wants Rolls Royce "once owned by Jim Davidson - hence the low price, LOL" Ending few mins http://… 2 weeks ago Reply
RagilPembayun This site converts like crazy apparently: who need great UI/UX eh? Oh, my poor bleeding eyes :D 2 weeks ago Reply
nathanlane RT : Who wants Rolls Royce "once owned by Jim Davidson - hence the low price, LOL" Ending few mins http://… 2 weeks ago Reply
ebayrt Rolls Royce Shadow 1976. Once Owned By Jim Davidson. (Bournemouth) USD 8736.2 . #eBay #eBayGB 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who wants Rolls Royce "once owned by Jim Davidson - hence the low price, LOL" Ending few mins 2 weeks ago Reply
LifeTechnology1 Headlines again: The power of prayer in Charleston 2 weeks ago Reply
everywomanUK Is your business using tech in pioneering ways like ? Get nominating for #IrisAward 2 weeks ago Reply
JokeFactorUK #XtraFactor News GUZZLE: Rochelle Humes gets Xtra Factor role #XtraShit 2 weeks ago Reply
oleg_s Бывают, ага. 2 weeks ago Reply
birdfromhell fuc* me. Amazing webdesign. 2 weeks ago Reply
talktosteve2 Ling Valentine and his quaint Chinglish interpretation of the recent Naked Rambler Royal Courts news. 2 weeks ago Reply
mlwry omg 2 weeks ago Reply
JoePistell Joe's right. Today's cars were on the drawing board in 2010. Palm Pre was a great phone then 2 weeks ago Reply
mikobhayangkara #KCA #VoteJKT48ID JoePistell: LINGsCARS 2 weeks ago Reply
startupcelebes RT : Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 2 weeks ago Reply
SBSussex RT : Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 2 weeks ago Reply
everywomanUK Is your business using tech in pioneering ways like ? Get nominating for #IrisAward 2 weeks ago Reply
JoeBaguley in future, cars will be an extensible platform, not a fixed piece of instant history... 2 weeks ago Reply
JoeBaguley because the cars you buy today contain tech first designed and tested over 5 years ago... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But why isn't it available in car, as standard? 2 weeks ago Reply
JoeBaguley and cars like the Nissan Lead and Tesla give a glimpse of the future. 2 weeks ago Reply
JoeBaguley but people like me are working with car companies to make this data even more accessible. 2 weeks ago Reply
JoeBaguley you can. Buy cheap £10 OBD2 dongle from Amazon. Install one of many cool apps for phone, DashCmd is a good start. 2 weeks ago Reply
Colin10971 RT : Hey I remembered #FollowFriday again! #FF 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New cars have computers that measure LOTS of parameters. So why can't car owners see or use that info? Would make great graphs, interest. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Irony as head of #Toyota PR arrested in Japan, creates very own bad news story. Toyota's pres, Akio Toyoda, bowed briefly before apologising 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "it was believed he was "dead or nearly dead" by the time he hit the ground." - BBC. Err yes, nearly dead. Bang. Now dead. 2 weeks ago Reply
DriveWrite RT : Hey I remembered #FollowFriday again! #FF 2 weeks ago Reply
VeloceBooks RT : Hey I remembered #FollowFriday again! #FF 2 weeks ago Reply
randallbell That bloke who owes you money - only one option left: 2 weeks ago Reply
JuanDHMPs Cuando te sientas mal con tu trabajo como diseñador web, anímate sabiendo que no fuiste el que hizo este sitio: 2 weeks ago Reply
daniel_puch OMG!!! This webpage gives me headache and dizziness, seriously!!! LMAO 2 weeks ago Reply
pjsherman In case you haven't had the experience. I've talked w/ her. Her conversion rate is sky-high. #ILoveLings #UX #Design 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you're gonna sell your Bentley, really best not to photograph it on a council estate. 2 weeks ago Reply
angeivy I double dare you to visit It's a trip you wont forget 2 weeks ago Reply
0xc0dec Дизайнер от бога делал 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News FANNY: AUDIO: ‘They asked me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING... 2 weeks ago Reply
DrivenDeliver It's not as restrictive as Facebook and it's the easiest platform for businesses to utilise. 2 weeks ago Reply
robbiemunger How did I not know about this sooner?? "Responsive" web design has nothing on this... 2 weeks ago Reply
austinsamsel inspiration. #as 2 weeks ago Reply
foundry84 How I never seen this before 2 weeks ago Reply
sergtrader1986 ужас китайского лизинга) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I just advertised my rear Mercedes Vito seats on Ebay. 2 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR it's all V8 now too. TME clear up with orders 2 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman They tend to need new ones after blowing up the old ones. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Toyota do very well with Islamic State. IS seem to have brand new HiLuxes on TV everywhere you look. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I missed this. Thanks. Should I send flowers to the speaker? 2 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News CAT: Shelsley Walsh Hillclimb : Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate LAUNCHES... #Fife 2 weeks ago Reply
_andrewblain_ Go simplistic or go all in like Ling: #agileaus 2 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson idiots eh? I'm sure your suppliers must love that comment! 2 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 I canna believe it! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Someone has stolen an ISLAND??? 2 weeks ago Reply
Douglas_Clark Splendid Ling. PS do you do SUPAGUARD for 400 dolla. Stealership W***s ;-) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS He managed to restore the houses in his street, too. All for £60! :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm not anti-dealer. I'm anti lazy workshy price-twisting idiots. 2 weeks ago Reply
martinbean Depends if you get the monthly Creative Cloud license. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Surely, a Photoshop licence costs more than £60? I guess you used ? 2 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson you're doing well. I appreciate that. I don't appreciate your anti dealer rhetoric. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, I wouldn't. ... :) I know what people want, that's my job. I don't play the game of misleading monthly figures. 2 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson you would be surprised. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Delicious boiled for breakfast :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rubbish. Try selling mortgages with 40% deposits. That's a 9+23 equivalent rate. Who (the fu*k) wants that? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Robin, I can rely on you to be the one outstanding motor dealer still working. Remarkable for a main dealer. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When I first started LINGsCARS £9,015 used to be a great monthly sales figure. Now, I achieve it daily. Looking forward to making it hourly/ 2 weeks ago Reply
RobinLuscombe u and me both!! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Car orders still rolling in (at 10pm, I must be the only UK new car supplier still working). Total for the day is now £9,015 GP. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Trying to figure out who the fu*k Archie Sevans is? 2 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson overall cost matters, not how its divided up. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha. Hard work, works. 2 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla wow sunshine works 2 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson absolute nonsense. You're a great salesperson granted, but you are uninformed and only peddling your corner. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like today's sales finishing on £8,215 GP, which is a tremendous figure. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far today, £7493 in GP and maybe more to come this evening! I've powered through £50k for month so far and just half way through June. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look at those deals on CH&L. They have massive initial and often tiny mileage (eg 8k/yr). They try to hide true cost 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, OK, check your local dealer. They don't advertise transparently, and my service is MUCH better 100% online. 2 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson you get cars from also deal direct. I say to everyone, try your dealer first. Cut out unnecessary costs associated with middlemen 2 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson that's nonsense Ling. if it doesn't suit your agenda, you rubbish it? Dealer inventiveness a good thing. Remember, where you 1/2 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh God. I think Donald Trump is going to announce he will stand for president. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Deals on there often don't exist, price are invented, dealers desperate to get exposure think PRICE is the only way. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That contracthire site is a race to the bottom by dealers with nowhere else to go. Silly high initials and low miles 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just had another 3 cu metres of concrete to rebuild corner of barn footings. Also, now on £5475 GP so a good day in progress. 3 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 3 weeks ago Reply
Igor_Timohin Лучший дизайн, что я когда либо видел, ever! / Учитесь / / 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good sales morning so far: not 12 noon yet and I've done £4,342 GP. A full £20k ahead of this day in June 2014. Keep it up, team! 3 weeks ago Reply
JokeFactorUK News SNACK: Grimshaw and Ora join X Factor panel #XFactor #ShitFactor 3 weeks ago Reply
HeatProfile Quick, grab a few noodles to give away. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm Chinese. In China, we eat dogs. It's just a meat. Go bother some other country's traditional menu items. Sheesh. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nic the Fish continues to show the world of politics how it's done. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't you just HATE those Old Testament characters who go around plagiarising Tolkien? Bloody wizards. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Due to success of the current police constable campaign we're currently not accepting applications" #TheMet #FAIL 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I found 2 standard Candy White VW Take Up 3 Doors! Uk Port! Who wants one? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Pls RT desperately looking for a Ferrari for photoshoot tomoro 8am in #Newcastle. Can anyone help? 3 weeks ago Reply
Sandiebeach Pls RT desperately looking for a Ferrari for photoshoot tomoro 8am in #Newcastle. Can anyone help? 3 weeks ago Reply
Sparklebunny12 No matter how much I doubt my #design skills, they'll never be like this: . #UI #UX #wcdenver 3 weeks ago Reply
d_nelle in the site structure session at #wcdenver & thought of b/c the speaker shared this site: #youarewelcome 3 weeks ago Reply
ChrisKempt Ling is the master of team motivation. 3 weeks ago Reply
Kitchen_hire RT : So, to staff, "work harder you lazy bastards and you get £2000 each when LINGsCARS hits £100k GP in a month". 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Checking my CCTV, new HD images all working well. Just one cam needs adjusting. 3 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud They know where they stand and that is good leadership 3 weeks ago Reply
PTVBecky is the most professional website I've ever come across. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, to staff, "work harder you lazy bastards and you get £2000 each when LINGsCARS hits £100k GP in a month". 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another few signed car orders today. On target for £90,000 this month. Every staff gets £2000 bonus each when I hit £100,000 GP in month. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No. Bernie makes $$Billions. And you think you know better than him? .... No. Bernie is right because Bernie has $$$ 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just chatting with head designer of UK nuclear warheads at Aldermaston. Good customer of mine, having new Jaaag. I think GCHQ have vetted me 3 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell well worth a look on 's website, some great deals 3 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News THIGH: Car CCTV plea over custody death #Fife 3 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News CAT: Shelsley Walsh Hillclimb : Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate LAUNCHES... #Fife 3 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife NEWS from China: Van Morrison honoured by knighthood #Fife 3 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News THIGH: Car CCTV plea over custody death #Fife 3 weeks ago Reply
jescotty hundred pounds a second is more fair. Lol 3 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife NEWS from China: Van Morrison honoured by knighthood #Fife 3 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News CROW: Damehood for former EC science chief #Fife 3 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News YAMMER: No charges against Virginia student #Fife 3 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News ARMPIT: Miliband urged to back deputy #Fife 3 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News RAT: Libya militants storm Tunisian mission #Fife 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, end of a brill week. Now £19,000 ahead of the same day in June 2014, for sales this month. Busy as hell. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
iamwilliamking It's like "I've bought a car, but can't fill it with fuel". It's the #1 binary fail. Unless like u = MARKETING :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Philip, that article is nonsense. What matters is £££s profit, not Klout scores. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People so reluctant to be honest about money. I was just saying that, yesterday. Agree 100% with your post re idiots 3 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News CAT: Shelsley Walsh Hillclimb : Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate LAUNCHES... #Fife 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, OK, I charge $100/minute 3 weeks ago Reply
AnsisEgle RT : Dizaineriem ar vājiem nerviem neskatīties 3 weeks ago Reply
piparmetra RT : Dizaineriem ar vājiem nerviem neskatīties 3 weeks ago Reply
markusrozkalns RT : Dizaineriem ar vājiem nerviem neskatīties 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 A headline FROM HELL: Prescott to David Miliband: Shut up 3 weeks ago Reply
nekibu RT : Dizaineriem ar vājiem nerviem neskatīties 3 weeks ago Reply
STROBIST_LV RT : Dizaineriem ar vājiem nerviem neskatīties 3 weeks ago Reply
jescotty not asking you out. I need some advice on my website. 3 weeks ago Reply
kristsdarzins Dizaineriem ar vājiem nerviem neskatīties 3 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong I think is asking you out. 3 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch you've pulled 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have I missed something? :) 3 weeks ago Reply
postgert love this site!! 3 weeks ago Reply
jescotty absolutely brilliant!. We need to meet. You need to buy me a coffee. 3 weeks ago Reply
ruknaree supongo que la tienes en tus bookmarks... 3 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman You speak for yourself Ash. I am a massive miserable Yorkshire git!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You get yourselves off... the rest of us (ie. me) will deal with new car orders while you're away. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Update for in particular. More signed orders rolled in this eve. Now £5435 GP today. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, responsive sites are bad in my opinion. See my YT presentation at Handheld. 3 weeks ago Reply
LolaContreras8 Nice site if it were responsive you could have my money ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More new car orders just arrived, now £4,325 GP for the day :) Specially for 3 weeks ago Reply
makinpost lol, like you force him to follow you on twitter! 3 weeks ago Reply
RMontagnini well done! 3 weeks ago Reply
ashpron it's varied and amusing for those from Yorkshire, like myself, who 'get it.' Not all monotonous figures. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You prefer "#Barnsley man lives on a diet of cabbage and pickled eggs "? Right. 3 weeks ago Reply
ashpron oh that's alright then if you like it. Variety is the spice of life Ling...mix it up a little! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Heh, I love onslaughts. Suck it up. 3 weeks ago Reply
ashpron I don't disagree Ling, but must we always be subjected to it? Once in a while maybe, but it's an onslaught. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Harp on"? Without people like me paying wodges of Corp tax, (not making a loss & paying £ NIL), deficit would grow 3 weeks ago Reply
ashpron I just don't see why there is a need to harp on about the same thing day in, day out. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, a stuck record of openness and clarity. A stuck record of making money, employing people, paying tax. And you? 3 weeks ago Reply
ashpron well said! Ling could be likened to a stuck record at times. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I run LINGsCARS from "the region" because it's cheap. :) Cheap region, the North East. 3 weeks ago Reply
graeme_i_wilson That's a fair point - the most important thing is you're a real success story! A credit to the region. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You'll never make the jump. You like the safety-net of employment too much. Be brave FFS. Walk the walk :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I work like a dog, which means loads of profit, which means loads of tax. That pays to subsidise lazy arseholes who can't be arsed to work. 3 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 is that the sound of dragons back-pedalling I hear??!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why decorum? An English disease. ...openness, clarity, honesty online, is what people want to see, these days. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm so close to cracking £1m of gross profit/year, I can smell it. Smells lovely. 3 weeks ago Reply
graeme_i_wilson I guess that's because most demonstrate a modicum of decorum ? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's not even half way through June, and I've matched the total June sales in 2012. And I'm £12,000 ahead of my total June 2011 sales. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New track round back of barn is nearly complete. Ian and Jon have reduced barn by 9m. A massive job. Welding RSJs all day, apparently. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rear security pallisade fencing is up at my farm. I have painted it camo so it blends in and doesn't attract knobheads. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, because I don't accept any advertising. AT ALL. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one else on Twitter talks about money £££. I must be the only business on Twitter that openly declares daily sales and gross profit. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Shaping up to be another good day: £3693 GP so far. The sunshine is not affecting computer sales of cars :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Bethany_Bey So I shouldn't be sending my ads here? 3 weeks ago Reply
jozef_kucera RT : Túto stránku nemôžete nemilovať :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Selrond RT : Túto stránku nemôžete nemilovať :) 3 weeks ago Reply
TEDTtalks This is easily the weirdest page I have visited since 3 weeks ago Reply
PremyslVaculik To je tak neskutečné retro, až je to pěkné via 3 weeks ago Reply
MatejKorytar RT : Túto stránku nemôžete nemilovať :) 3 weeks ago Reply
kebcatmorgan : Túto stránku nemôžete nemilovať :) ” du blejt :D 3 weeks ago Reply
websupport_sk Túto stránku nemôžete nemilovať :) 3 weeks ago Reply
richms bloody poms. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bloody NZ'ers. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lunchtime, and I've done £2500 GP so far. Great week... 3 weeks ago Reply
krysits Ķīnas web-dizaineru paraugs #success 3 weeks ago Reply
vivster81 OMG Lings cars is REAL --> OMG!! 3 weeks ago Reply
AaronM_NZ I hope you chose it. rocks. Apart for when she gives me shit for living at the bottom of the world. 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News SARDINE: McClaren appointed Newcastle boss 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News TRICKLE: Congo major ‘paid by oil firm’ 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Growing news: PM unveils new migration crackdown 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Phew, just finished work after a PACT meeting with local police. Good day at work, £5,302 GP. Stunning month so far. 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News PUNISH: Video row in France right to die case 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News swallow: Blatter reign may end on 16 December 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm afraid this is just gobble-gook management speak. It means absolutely zero. Mike Barton needs to kick your ass. 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News storly: Happiest Scots female pensioners 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News SARDINE: TTIP talks: Food fights block EU�?�US trade deal 3 weeks ago Reply
SpectraStudioW #website = je etalage. Zorg dat die aandacht trekt maar overdrijf niet ;) #UptoDate 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Emotionally disturbed Special Forces Operative required to fill admin #job I have available. Normal people just can't hack it, it seems. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far in June 2015, I am £11,000 gross profit ahead of the same day in June 2014. And, we're only on the 10th!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good morning so far £2500 gross profit. Also, doing a car for a senior chap at "Which" - aaaagh. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
shapeshed RT : Don't forget 3 weeks ago Reply
jazlalli1 Don't forget 3 weeks ago Reply
mstevenson83 RT : I didn’t know did wedding dresses too. 3 weeks ago Reply
jaymiethomas I didn’t know did wedding dresses too. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anytime, for a mad dog chasing an orange ball :) 3 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen Thanks for your time 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right, well, hmmm. We need to start asking about October, OK? Current lead time may change. Volvos can be slow build 3 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen XC60 R-design 2.0D 2WD 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. Of course, if it's a factory build you might need to order a few months before. Depends on car :) 3 weeks ago Reply
FrontHenrik 1. Go to 2. Click «How it Works» 3. Facepalm 3 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen Hey , if I want a car for start of Jan 16, can it be ordered in the preceding quarter? TIA 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting I've had one of those too 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting anyway. I'm off... 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 no worries dude, always good to debate :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 well, I got a recommendation on linkedin once so I must at least have an idea about what I'm doing?! 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting maybe I read it wrong then, if so I apologise 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 I never said they couldn't get indexed, i said they now get indexed more effectively than they used to 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting so I don't understand how you can offer what you did. You must be shit hot to improve it? 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 indeed it could! 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting this could go on all night 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 to be fair I've never seen a site quite like it work as well as it does, it is remarkable in all fairness 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 they are separate channels that fall under the umbrella of digital 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting have you seen how well Lings site works? Think you'd need to up your bargaining chips 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting you said they are each their own channel suggesting they should be independent of each other 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 who wouldn't be tempted by that offer, seems fair, a cheap M4 for SEO ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting earlier you said tweets don't get indexed but now you say they do.. Make your mind up man 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 I never said they didn't... Like I said before, all channels compliment each other 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 2/2 it doesn't mean that it is always indexed, there are other variables like meta robots directives that prevent 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting social media and SEO work hand in hand and help each other 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 tweets are now getting indexed more effectively compared to say, a year ago. Also because something has a URL 1/2 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting Bet you're getting excited about that offer - a new SEO strategy... Better than what you have now? 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 but no single channel is the one stop solution 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 SEO is just part of a wider strategy, as is social, paid media etc. they of course compliment each other 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting we've had tweets indexed. Twitter or any social platform can index as it has a URL 3 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting I have to agree with you Ling 3 weeks ago Reply
stemount well tweets were always indexed surely? They all have valid URL/ 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy I hear passats are quite nice. The golf R is like gonzo from the muppets. Total animal. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...but at least Golf R is something worth waiting for. 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Only one comment.. Golf R 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I could tell you but then id have to kill you 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 I'll just have to keep on saving then 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 doesn't ring a bell? Must of been some good social media advice in return for a free car though 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wasn't talking about you, nit. ... if I could get a cheap M4, I would be driving it. 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 I never said free! I also don't claim to be a guru, hate when people give themselves that title! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Called Winsoor or something... heard of him? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Once, some social media "guru" asked for free car to contra against some promotional shit. I told him to fu*k off :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 . Hook me up with a cheap lease on an M4 and I'll happily sort out an SEO strategy for you :D 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You work for MI6 now, Mr Bong? 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 I'm not telling fibs 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anyone who pretends they know how Google works, is telling fibs. Every little helps. 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 tweets do now get indexed in google, but no proof it helps directly improve rankings 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS SEO is about getting to the top of Google. Basically. And Twitter contributes. 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 SEO it its own channel, social media is another channel 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS VW Passat saloon is a nightmare. Looking at Jan Feb for orders placed today. Why can't VW build them? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course it is. It's a global solution for all channels. 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Barker1989 SEO isn't about Twitter followers 3 weeks ago Reply
PiccanaDigital It's for your website Ling, not your twitter! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fantastic. Superb. Gotta laugh. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. I win :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Piccana oh dear. You have 156 followers. Looks like it's YOU who needs the free "SEO audit". Ironic, don'cha think? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just seen this headline in Northern Echo: "Driver thought student was 'dead badger'", 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another £5000 GP day. If I could do this every day without too many quiet days, I would easily crack £1m GP/year. Nearly there. 3 weeks ago Reply
shaunwewege If that hurts your eyes, this will claw them out: . Fascinating site though. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another great day shaping up. £4,145 GP so far ...AND I have got planning permission for my farm (at last). Bloody bats. Pass the DDT. 4 weeks ago Reply
Corr_Associates Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 4 weeks ago Reply
MBEnthusiasts #SLKClass Mercedes SLK Roadster: Cheap as hell on cars - Lease my Mercedes SLK Roadster 2.1 CDi Bl... #Automobile 4 weeks ago Reply
abelsanchz Para mi próximo proyecto web quiero montar algo como ésto ¿qué CTR crees que podría tener? 4 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP thanks Ling, can always count on you for support 4 weeks ago Reply
peterc If you did a podcast, I think I'd become addicted to it 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey ...you need to SERIOUSLY inject some ***energy*** into there podcasts. Excruciatingly dull. 4 weeks ago Reply
richms stop shaming them, they might change and start to catch up with you. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good morning so far. £1600 gross profit in sales before most UK car dealers have even rolled up for work. 4 weeks ago Reply
ssachdev Crazy website. 4 weeks ago Reply
tmc_tmc10 no worries. Didn't think they would. You need to take charge of their customer care programme! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Terry, they offer zilch at the mo. Bastards. Choose something hideous MB, I'll treat you for being nice customer :) 4 weeks ago Reply
tmc_tmc10 no, not the Cheque, you mentioned getting some "goodies" of them. If I was brassic I'd come to you not Wonga #TodaysGrossProfit 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Amazon says f*ck all about Ian Fenn being a "trained Chinese chef" :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Amazon: "Ian Fenn... won 2 UK motorcycle racing championships, scuba dives, sky dives and has travelled the world." 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Polly sent new docs to you today :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You mean the cheque?? I can't get them to raise that until new docs complete. If you brassic I can Wonga you? :) 4 weeks ago Reply
tmc_tmc10 in between sweating over the calculator did you get a minute to chase up my Mercedes "goodies" Ling? ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
lunnygolf How do you apply ? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just doing some more signed car orders :) So today, a stunning £5,933 gross profit in sales. ... Tell me why I don't like Mondays? 4 weeks ago Reply
admski Job is looking for a man. Shit, I don't live in UK. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am looking for a new sales processing operative/administrator. Must be good with PC and have strong character. Good wage. Gateshead. #job 4 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud If I lived closer I would apply to work with you, I dislike subtly 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't mess about :) 4 weeks ago Reply
johnstratton81 why is there a sudden increase in deals on 8k miles from brokers. 5 weeks ago Reply
Alex_Dack Haha :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The only skeletons in my closet are the ones from my latest pot of soup. 5 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong If you're legit, then you've got nothing to worry about. Are there skeletons in the closet, Ling? ;-P 5 weeks ago Reply
robbyyy Genius car rental website: (best viewed on a desktop) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oooops, someone from BBC Watchdog / Rogue Traders is having a car from me. I don't want Anne Robinson on my back. Like Alien v Predator :) 5 weeks ago Reply
nock4six I'm kind of digging the random chicken strolling around the Twitter feed. 5 weeks ago Reply
ProfoundGames Also want to make your eye's bleed? Here is another amazing website! 5 weeks ago Reply
Plip RT : this will cheer you up: 5 weeks ago Reply
GrahamElgin too much javascript here: 5 weeks ago Reply
GrahamElgin have you seen this website? 5 weeks ago Reply
GrahamElgin how's this for a web site: 5 weeks ago Reply
GrahamElgin how's this for British web design: 5 weeks ago Reply
GrahamElgin this will cheer you up: 5 weeks ago Reply
GrahamElgin How's this for a website: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, ta! 5 weeks ago Reply
cyrsec You've got to see this site! Unless you're epileptic... #UX 5 weeks ago Reply
palvium . #TRASHCRIB is a definite moneyspinner. Check out Business is BOOMIN 5 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Hey Ling! If Kate from Bracknell comes asking for a new car, I sent her over your way 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, why not make the default "aphabetical" instead of historic? Searching my list takes an age. 6 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank your statement. The delete option is available to the right of each of your recipients. I hope this helps! 3/3 ^IM 6 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank To delete an existing recipient, please click onto the name of your account and then the payments tab from above 2/3 ^IM 6 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi, I'm IM. It's not possible to group certain recipients, however, I'll ensure your feedback about this is recorded. 1/3 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also do you think you could allow us to delete unwanted recipients, ie intelligently manage them? I have people from year dot 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey ...do you think you would be able to sort payment recepients alphabetically within ABC groups? Seems a no-brainer to me. 6 weeks ago Reply
KemptationMusic Ling Saves The Day, anyone? Possible marketing plug for 6 weeks ago Reply
admski more chicken! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks for calling my site "perfect". I need to change it now, don't want a perfect website. 6 weeks ago Reply
durka__durka the worst website on the internet? 6 weeks ago Reply
biz_ze RT : Господи, ахуенно то как !!! Умеют же люди делать красивые сайты. не то, то нынешнее поколение вебмастер… 6 weeks ago Reply
russian_vatnik RT : Господи, ахуенно то как !!! Умеют же люди делать красивые сайты. не то, то нынешнее поколение вебмастер… 6 weeks ago Reply
direqtor RT : Господи, ахуенно то как !!! Умеют же люди делать красивые сайты. не то, то нынешнее поколение вебмастер… 6 weeks ago Reply
SZimniy RT : Господи, ахуенно то как !!! Умеют же люди делать красивые сайты. не то, то нынешнее поколение вебмастер… 6 weeks ago Reply
vasch Господи, ахуенно то как !!! Умеют же люди делать красивые сайты. не то, то нынешнее поколение вебмастеров! 6 weeks ago Reply
gazjsmithy Cannot wait to order my next car from super excited. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just processing more car orders. I have now beaten May 2014 total, still with nearly full week May 2015 to go! ... did I win #Eurovision ?? 6 weeks ago Reply
DuaneJackson it's perfect as it is. In the same way is. Wouldn't work any other way. 6 weeks ago Reply
shiney_penguins Worth it! I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 6 weeks ago Reply
dan_bean More UX gold: 6 weeks ago Reply
laufofbread Ling for Prime Minister! 6 weeks ago Reply
MerlinMason Still the best website going — 6 weeks ago Reply
MrJCNicholson I've just come across the worst website I've ever seen: - it breaks every design and usability rule in the book! 6 weeks ago Reply
adamprocter oh no I like slide :D #throwbackweb - #lingscars :D #wtd2015 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 8 new car deliveries today: 2 x Cit C1s, a Nissan Juke, 2 x Merc SLKs, a Hyundai ix35, a Nissan Qashqai and a Honda CRV. LAUNCH THE EAGLES! 6 weeks ago Reply
hanstosti Forresten, så er Ryan Air ikke de eneste der laver boksen på “dårlig” æstetik: 6 weeks ago Reply
BasedSmugleaf RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 6 weeks ago Reply
Sayo1337 RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 6 weeks ago Reply
richaskew RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 6 weeks ago Reply
aDFWTaxiCab News THRUST: California probes oil spill cause 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Comrades. Please post a photo of this great news event. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb. It's hard to say how good this Tweet is. 10/10. 6 weeks ago Reply
GraemeShield Represent the UK next year!! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm on target to finish this month £18,000 UP on the total GP for May 2014. So, I'm a happy bunny. 6 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 I don't think their intention however is to make non eu immigration easier 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, I think their system would be much fairer eg for Chinese people/non-EU. However, causing bad feeling sucks 6 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 bloody immigrants. Coming over here creating our jobs. 6 weeks ago Reply
Webknit Go on ling!!! 6 weeks ago Reply
Webknit RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 6 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today, Ian and Clare cleared my barn, for the demolishing of my 2 x 60ft grain towers. Just incase accident and barn collapse. 6 weeks ago Reply
KatieMillman RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have my #EurovisionSongContest front page up. It is very popular. I would win for UK. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. 6 weeks ago Reply
soulus_ RT : Hey ...deleting your Tweets (like this one in pic) is just BAD. Shows you're ashamed. Control your mouths http:/… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey ...deleting your Tweets (like this one in pic) is just BAD. Shows you're ashamed. Control your mouths 6 weeks ago Reply
ScruffyFox There are plenty of UK born people who leech off the system 6 weeks ago Reply
ScruffyFox this seriously pisses me off, what these people really are against scroungers, but thats due to a broken system, not immigration! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't play those silly games :) 6 weeks ago Reply
dwardt Guess who wins the next FWA: 6 weeks ago Reply
hedgenettle Tweet gone. Did you get a screengrab? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far today £3165 Gross Profit. Looking forward to a good afternoon, now :) 6 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Amen... :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You just make this stuff up as you go along? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Where is Alan Partridge when you need him? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, imagine the Olympics results decided on PR. 6 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce fptp works in football 6 weeks ago Reply
_kathaar all for it - very happy to see the "fringe" parties present a case for it to n10, esp the SNP who would lose seats. 6 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow I think in the Australian system your economy is doing so badly that Maserati imports stop and problem solves itself? 6 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong (Saw competitor deliver frozen by courier. Cust complain that things arriving defrosted, competitor said just re-freeze. :-O ) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, well. Glad you think the rules in place should be retrospectively changed due to result. Then, campaign for PR. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why you ask me this? UKIP are talking about LEGAL migration, not ILLEGAL. Quite stupid question from you. 6 weeks ago Reply
_kathaar not sure. think we should have had a coalition rather than a tory majority. disagree with fptp. not truly democratic imo. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, more green is better. Unless you want to live in police state? 6 weeks ago Reply
martynpeel Explain how an Australian system would have prevented a bunch of illegals from hiding in Maseratis on a lorry. Please explain. 6 weeks ago Reply
playinwivknives Ling just 0wn3d the Faragejugend #UKIP hitlerkiddies account 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, you can. Labour got more votes and they DON'T want an Australian system. So, should Labour policy be used? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...then spit out the feet if you want a more tender crow. 6 weeks ago Reply
KathyShaw1 RT : They're nutters. You should hear the stuff that's now said quite openly, years ago would only be sai… 6 weeks ago Reply
_kathaar no, i get it, but you can't really just discount 4 million voters like that. 6 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong A bit chewy... 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, agree. But 3rd isn't enough. Usually, first is better. Have you missed that point? Helpfully, I make it for you 6 weeks ago Reply
_kathaar third largest party this election by votes. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unfortunately, not enough voters agree. So, please wait 5 years and try again. I think this is called "democracy"? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is this some parody tweet to make you look stupid? 2 spelling errors and a grammar error in caps? And you RT it? Eh? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "SHOW YOU ARE INTELLIGENCE"??? It helps if you edit grammar errors as it makes your supporters look a bit stupid, D. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, easy. Use crows. Then customers could boil them, too. Delicious with fast noodle. 6 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong That's 'as the crow flies' Also, have you never seen Bristol traffic? 6 weeks ago Reply
hanreck I specifically said us (the UK). But nevermind. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I didn't pull up the drawbridge. I am so forgetful. Sorry. :) 6 weeks ago Reply
hanreck . This is not about you, Ling. You are welcome here. This is about us forgetting to close the front door after you. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What an idiotic tweet. Completely beneath me.... :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do your mopeds have a range limit? At 30mph, 3 miles takes 6 minutes. That's a very short shelf life for perishables 6 weeks ago Reply
queen_redqueen RT : Heartening how thoroughly this chap has assimilated to our culture! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...anyway, you have so much money you don't even notice :) hehe 6 weeks ago Reply
LawrenceSmith_ Like your style!! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then simply issue a winding up order against them :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's their simplistic attitude I disagree with. I agree floods of unskilled migrants may be bad. But, not all are. 6 weeks ago Reply
LawrenceSmith_ I was promised the money on Tuesday Ling that was what was agreed. 6 weeks ago Reply
CanYouFlyBobby Heartening how thoroughly this chap has assimilated to our culture! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then, don't buy it if you don't agree with the T&Cs. Duhhh. But don't moan about what was agreed beforehand. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...because if everyone ran a business, who would be the employees? It's startlingly obvious. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS However, the EU won't even consider using the word "renegotiation". So it's kind of knackered before it gets going. 6 weeks ago Reply
vocnorth Go on Ling :) 6 weeks ago Reply
danielmarcevans Quite frightening to see that devolution, really. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, you choose "Hull" because it's a general shithole with sofas in gardens. Why not compare to an affluent town? 6 weeks ago Reply
99_hp They're nutters. You should hear the stuff that's now said quite openly, years ago would only be said by BNP/NF 6 weeks ago Reply
danielmarcevans Christ, something very Nazi Germany about a 'UKIP Youth Wing' isn't there? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one EVER tweets about their own bad driving :). It's a rule. It's always OTHER PEOPLE causing the shit, eh? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am an immigrant. I employ 10 f/time people and pay >£50k corporation tax annually, plus NI etc etc. So, *uck off. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is anti-darwinism. It means you can drive stupidly and survive. Quite wrong. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They walk out, they get wet feet :) Try walking out from an oil rig :))) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is so much money available out there, for people who are prepared to work for it. Stop telling me there's no money. There is LOADS. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Money only worth it if you make/work for it yourself. Spending OPM (other people's money) is what f*cks things up. 6 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy I'm up for it.. Send the money on, I have lots of ideas. :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now £13,500 ahead of where I was last year, this day in May. Going great. Busy. Cancel the bank holiday, please. 6 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault I agree. I still don't get Periscope. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just a bit of quality would be nice. 6 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault isn't that what offers? Which all the cool kids claim is the best thing since sliced bread. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS a) it's in portrait, b) it's broadcast at max 240p... and this is for a Thinking Digital Conference? Sheesh. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why want $Billions? I have a hard time spending my money as it is... what fuc*ed up life would $billions create. 6 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Not Billions? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why? He may have generated $millions from that $800 seed by now. It's a nonsense to say he is upset. 6 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy unless he was a drug Lord I can't see how he isn't crying .. 6 weeks ago Reply
thejohncrichton to be fair Ling, even if he turned it into millions it was a shite idea.UNLESS he's partied on those $ since?! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Pay to "light" a virtual candle online? Needs a reality check. Outrageous nonsense. Is it a tax on stupid people? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Depends what he did with the $800. He may well have turned it into $millions. You are giving a one-sided view. 6 weeks ago Reply
DigitalWatches God save queen mao 6 weeks ago Reply
SarahHornsey Everyone needs a chicken on their Twitter feed!: 6 weeks ago Reply
JoePistell More Water Ling! Keep that soil damp for the next 3 weeks! 6 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong I don't know what is Hurn, but yes, probably is that guy. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is that the one on Hurn? 6 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure . but it only changes on the day, right? Useless prediction, corrected on the day so they then claim they are accurate. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Merc W123 has a fuel pipe leak on MOT, getting fixed now. Next up for MOT is Renault Master Luton. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS #Weather. It would be interesting to analyse the BBC weather for DH2. It is never correct. The rain forecast changes to "no rain" every day. 6 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : Here is a screenshot, looks better than this when animated :) #Eurovision2015 ” >> My money's the chicken 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is a screenshot, looks better than this when animated :) #Eurovision2015 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Has anyone seen the LING #EurovisionSongContest entry???? Well??? My homepage... 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Still waiting for bloody grass to grow, on my farm lanscaped front entrance. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Checking my CCTV at the farm, I see Ian strimming (well camouflaged by bloody hawthorn). 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Something to do with you being an American. Very low on the world intelligence rankings :) God save the Queen & Mao 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The British #Eurovision2015 is live on my website. Just need to quiet the karaoke vids TAKE A LOOK. Scores out of 10? 6 weeks ago Reply
AlexVixgeck Web Design from hell. 6 weeks ago Reply
DigitalWatches How did I not know about until today? What kind of life have I been living? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just testing my Eurovision song entry home page before deployment. Will be up soon. I know you can't wait. Involves a birdie. 6 weeks ago Reply
devronbaldwin to pay less banking fees. Also I may have been joking. Do you lease out a sense of humour ? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hehehehe, yes, that's an idea. Far too simple, though :) 6 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele you need to log them all in Lingo... 6 weeks ago Reply
devronbaldwin the more you put in the more they can make off it, yet they still charge huge fees. You should start LingsBank. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The problem with MOT these days, is that you forget to do it. Because road tax is not in screen, so it slips mind. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Because Devron has a dry wit. 6 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele were all your vehicles born in May? 6 weeks ago Reply
lRhyss why the f*ck would she choose to earn less money? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Those banking fees are a bastard. Do you know, the more you put in, the more they charge? Outrageous! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yesterday, clean MOT pass on my Land Rover Series 2. Today, the W123 Merc goes for test. Expect another pass. Tomorrow, my Ren Master Luton. 6 weeks ago Reply
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paulrouke about which part?! 7 weeks ago Reply
geake I always got that impression! 7 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke . as it turns out I am, and behind the crazyness of the website there is a very, very customer centric business #EcomChat 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS " Less free stuff ain't austerity" is a very good quote :) 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS "I want £10k for 30 mins with Simon Cowell, so I'm selling all my possessions" 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS What's 1/2 a police? Just the top bit? Or do you mean one out of two police... 1/2 your police force? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Only 93%? Must try harder, heh. :) 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS By the end of today, I'll still be £10k up in GP sales on this date in May, last year. 7 weeks ago Reply
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