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pjryan51 up to you. Why not offer them a job. 4 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Trespassers caught. Photo and shame. Display in local community centre, shops and on my gates 4 days ago Reply
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tanyacombrinck Please let us know by Monday, as we have to make arrangements. Thanks! 1 week ago Reply
tanyacombrinck Well the awards seem to cause enough controversy as it is, and we think putting those numbers out there would make it worse. 1 week ago Reply
L4WRIE or lease one of these... 1 week ago Reply
tide_studio Fail to see reach & value smart digital provides when used as PART of the business/process/culture. #strategy 1 week ago Reply
tide_studio I suspect many don't realise there is a figure. Still see it as a www brochure, wasting spend & effort on short term vanity win. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : like you, I am an actual, real-life living and breathing person >> Unlike those "corporate" accounts who buy ff 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You may not believe this, it's because, like you, I am an actual, real-life living and breathing person. > :) 1 week ago Reply
campbellurq You may not believe this, it's because, like you, I am an actual, real-life living and breathing person. Who'd have known... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Amazingly, some of our competitors don't even use it. > Always amazing, that. Plus, you make it real *sniggers* 1 week ago Reply
campbellurq I think so, and some..... Amazingly, some of our competitors don't even use it. *sniggers* 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : And we bought a web development company on the back of a single tweet.. >> Twitter is great, eh? :) 1 week ago Reply
campbellurq And we bought a web development company on the back of a single tweet... That's another result. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi Ling are you coming to the event in London on the 9th? >> I think it should be transparent and open. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi Ling are you coming to the event in London 9th? >> Not decided. Not really happy with secret vote results. 1 week ago Reply
campbellurq We had a tweet once, that lead to us winning over c£100k of work. Thats a result. :) 1 week ago Reply
IWantAPoem I watched your iiiidoits video last night. They may be rude, but nearly a million views isn't bad going! You do get them talking! 1 week ago Reply
tanyacombrinck Hi Ling are you coming to the event in London on the 9th? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Our average sale is probably £5k - £10k....so about that. Lifetime value has been £250k+ and more... > Superb! 1 week ago Reply
campbellurq Our average sale is probably £5k - £10k....so about that. Lifetime value has been £250k+ and more... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Initial sale value or lifetime sale value? Life time client value can be huge.. >> Initial. Lifetime much higher 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Barn wall looks small on webcam, is actually massive. 15m long by 7m tall. Massive. Looks beautiful now. 1 week ago Reply
campbellurq Initial sale value or lifetime sale value? Life time client value can be huge.... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS End of my barn all complete (apart from a few fixings on roof) - SUPERB job by Jon, Ian and Paul! 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Just hit 50,000 website visitors for the month (so far) and have sold £24,000 and invoiced £26,000. That proves again my 50p/website visitor 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good sales day today, more than £4000 gross profit :) That means I am now £8000 ahead of this day last April. Things going well! 1 week ago Reply
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weed_removal it's early in the yr to spray balsam but we had cover a huge area b4 the other plants grow and r at risk of herbicide damage. :-) 1 week ago Reply
grumbo RT : RT : >>> Here are the chaps spraying my farm! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: spent the day at my farm yesterday eradicating Himalayan Balsam.” >> Hooray! >> When you visit, bring Roundup 1 week ago Reply
grumbo : spent the day at my farm yesterday eradicating Himalayan Balsam. I am determined to clear this invasive species.” >> Hooray! 1 week ago Reply
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AndyCDoyle white paint does cost more to produce due to China monopolising pigment sources. True. 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : some charge extra for black / white solid paints too! >> Yes, is a scam people/journalists should wake up to. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Helpfully did some free work for the local golf club adjoining my land. Golf club reciprocated by asking them to bid for job. 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Well, spent the whole day at my farm yesterday eradicating Himalayan Balsam. I am determined to clear this invasive species. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Starting today £4500 over last April (on this day) in gross profit. Still have the rest of the day in hand, too. Looking like a great month. 1 week ago Reply
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dan_of_steele that's the chargers rating isn't it? What do you drive? I'd imagine the Leaf has more torque?... 1 week ago Reply
750turbo1 #fight 1 week ago Reply
mikebrewer get a life saddo! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Nissan Leaf 6.6kw". ... that's basically Wai's toaster and a small microwave. .... couldn't pull the skin off a frog. 1 week ago Reply
MrUmarBhutta it's not me 1 week ago Reply
devronbaldwin character encoding is a nightmarish minefield. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good luck to my good friend about to embark on a great adventure. >>..someone else setting up a car lease site? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bloody shit coders. Coupe always comes out as coupé. Who the fu*k writes this PHP shit? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : There is an app for iPhone by >>> Yes there is, a game. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks to everyone for the Merc CLA info. Reason I was unsure is that Merc (idiots) call it a "coupe". 1 week ago Reply
AndyCDoyle it's a boot 1 week ago Reply
JonSpriggs I'd call it a 4-door saloon Ling, the boot isn't a hatch... 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge 4 door saloon. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does anyone know how many doors Merc CLA has? Is it saloon or hatch (ie 4 or 5 doors?). Don't say coupe. But, how to find if boot or hatch? 1 week ago Reply
Inspec71 nauseating inspirational bullshit, never fact checked. 1 week ago Reply
Paul_Baldwin I know what you mean - I can't stand these wonderful motivational type rubbish quotes people trot out & try to pass as their own 1 week ago Reply
scottdgraham "Say something of your own instead. Stop Tweeting shit "sayings/quotes"." - Ling 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I must say, I really HATE it when people quote these trite sayings. Say something of your own instead. Stop Tweeting shit "sayings/quotes". 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge The people that speak bollocks always speak the loudest. 1 week ago Reply
grumbo : 12 new goldfish, got bright ones >Herons will!> Anyway, don't have Herons, have pigeons & chickens >> Smoked heron? Delicious. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : :-) > Test test test test 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : +1 RT : Tech is a tool, not a learning outcome. >> What a load of bollocks :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: "introduced" 12 new goldfish, got bright ones >> Herons will!>> Anyway, don't have Herons, have pigeons & chickens 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : oops. If you're looking at leasing , try Lings Cars... >>> Ta! 1 week ago Reply
grumbo : “: "introduced" 12 new goldfish, got bright ones.” >> Heron's will!>> Poor apostrophe use.” >> frigging predictive text. 1 week ago Reply
bruikbaar if you don't live on the edge you are taking too much space ;-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Isn't this a business risk? >>> Yes! 1 week ago Reply
bruikbaar Isn't this a business risk? We don't want to get you hurt of course! ;-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Took out my Yamaha Raptor racing quad 250cc. That is FAST, my God. Scary fast, so small and light. Like this one. 1 week ago Reply
weed_removal will do 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Helped to service small 250cc Honda quaddo at the weekend. Universal Tractor Oil is GREAT for small Honda engines :) Exactly the right stuff 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good morning Tweeps, we are now open. Regards ^OllieP >> Ni hao. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you can strip down os JCB rear wheel, I will bring wheel bearings. Cleaned it off. Sorted starting issue: Solenoid connector. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: "introduced" 12 new goldfish, got bright ones so can see them in the mud.” >> Heron's will!>> Poor apostrophe use. 1 week ago Reply
grumbo : I have "introduced" 12 new goldfish to my upstream pond. I got bright ones so I can see them in the mud.” >> Heron's will! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just processed £1300 of new car orders, and just paid £18000 of VAT. Now going for new JCB wheelbearings. Life is busy. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : will visit later this week. Does Thursday suit, weather permitting? >> Yes, liaise with please. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Blimey - Nissan is replacing Ford as sponsor of Champions League. >>> Only way Mackams will get close to this I think :) 1 week ago Reply
weed_removal will visit later this week. Does Thursday suit, weather permitting? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have "introduced" (ie thrown in from 6 ft away) 12 new goldfish to my upstream pond. I got bright ones so I can see them in the mud. 1 week ago Reply
dan_of_steele I think the thing you're trying to achieve is called a city?... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 70 is better than none! >>> Carpet of balsam. Bring DDT and defoliant. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 70 is better than none!>> Checking farm at the weekend, it is a carpet of green things that need killing. 1 week ago Reply
weed_removal 70 is better than none! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Koala's are dangerous. Also from a very different country. >> Ah, you all look & sound the same to me. 1 week ago Reply
AaronM_NZ Koala's are dangerous. Also from a very different country. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we usually have small kiwi bird handy for that sort of thing. Just gotta watch the beak >> Easier than koala, eh? 1 week ago Reply
AaronM_NZ Silver fern is a bit prickly, we usually have a small kiwi bird handy for that sort of thing. Just gotta watch the beak... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Keep it behind your desk, dish them out a daily quota. >> Don't you use silver fern for your ass in New Zealand? 1 week ago Reply
AaronM_NZ Keep it behind your desk, and dish them out a daily quota. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : that's more than 3p. Are you going soft? >> Wong responds to sugar and is convinced Maltesers have 0 calories 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have bought a giant new toilet roll outer pack for the staff. If they could slightly cut down on shitting... that would be great. 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge that's more than 3p. Are you going soft? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wot Went Wong is in moaning that she has 70 customer messages from the weekend :) Get on with it. I bought her a 48 pack Malteser bunny box 1 week ago Reply
discopiggu Its a genuine car rental/purchase website and must say its extremely funny and… 1 week ago Reply
MarcCobain2 I liked a video Ling V vs. Duncan Bannatyne (Dragon Den How To Win In The Den) LINGsCARS - full 1 week ago Reply
discopiggu Absolutely loveeeeeee your website 2 weeks ago Reply
Le_BigHead RT : You guys have to see this website .. KILLER! 2 weeks ago Reply
discopiggu You guys have to see this website .. KILLER! 2 weeks ago Reply
MorganGeek Un site de réservation de voitures conçu pour attirer l'attention et ce n'est pas un fake, même si l'interfa... 2 weeks ago Reply
bl0ke I am so glad I read that :) 2 weeks ago Reply
bl0ke RT : RT : Sitting in a car park writing the privacy policy for my new app directly to the server > Here's mine 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sitting in a car park writing the privacy policy for my new app directly to the server > Here's mine enjoy 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Small JCB Workmax needs another wheel bearing. Done 2 already, so that's an easy job, now. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sold about £3000 GP today. Not bad. Plus got 10 dumpers of good topsoil from road crew installing new elec cables under road past farm :) 2 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle Keith have you not got a Vauxhall Dealership up here yet? 2 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : Referee? Can I not jump in? 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Referee? Can I not jump in? 2 weeks ago Reply
iammarketer Marketing Landing Page: This is the future of marketing #marketing101 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Check out the new Transporter >> Never mind VW, it's Google you should worry about. You've broken your SEO :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We have spoken with a manger >>> Kilts at dawn. Have a sporran fight. can referree. 2 weeks ago Reply
laurentbelkacem RT : Talking about efficient car websites - not sure why this hasn't come up ;) - #nnguw #ux 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : low toilet roll stock = low staff morale :-( >>> Concentrate on customers, not on your ass :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Yeah. Very easy website to use. All information in black and white. Good fun as well. :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ordered a car from . This definitely sums up the great experience! >>> Errrr, thanks! 2 weeks ago Reply
AtomCMarketing How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 2 weeks ago Reply
AntennoMKT Vreemdste website ooit :)? hij ziet er misschien niet uit maar is wel immens succesvol! #YouCantJudgeABookByItsCover 2 weeks ago Reply
randallbell RT : ": Getting desperate here now " I'm using socks to wipe my ass after poo, for god… 2 weeks ago Reply
PollySinton ": Getting desperate here now " I'm using socks to wipe my ass after poo, for gods sake 2 weeks ago Reply
Wortish Getting desperate here now 2 weeks ago Reply
MattEvans cough lingscars. 2 weeks ago Reply
matticane RT : No words can describe this awesomeness. 2 weeks ago Reply
vladisnice RT : Talking about efficient car websites - not sure why this hasn't come up ;) - #nnguw #ux 2 weeks ago Reply
IanHousplant No words can describe this awesomeness. 2 weeks ago Reply
zenlan RT : Talking about efficient car websites - not sure why this hasn't come up ;) - #nnguw #ux 2 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman CAP know how to charge for sure! Have the market pretty much tied up Now Epyx are under investigation them next? 2 weeks ago Reply
randallbell RT : low toilet roll stock = low staff morale :-( 2 weeks ago Reply
r4vi I think Ling of should run for Prime Minister. She'd wipe the floor with all the current party leaders 2 weeks ago Reply
Wortish low toilet roll stock = low staff morale :-( 2 weeks ago Reply
r4vi good point! 2 weeks ago Reply
ShaddapUrFace Yeah. Very easy website to use. All information in black and white. Good fun as well. :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
ShaddapUrFace Ordered a car from . This definitely sums up the great experience! 2 weeks ago Reply
seancollieruk new business venture by ??! 2 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 #LearningEveryDay #SkoolDay !! 2 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto > A 150+ group could spend that no?! 2 weeks ago Reply
freddinator RT : ling you should go into banking. I'd love a letter from you, dear customer you fuc*ing skint! Ha ha keep up g… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : £80K !! I'm baffled what data it is ? >> Can't disclose company, but multi use car data 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : > Ha! Thought he was having a rant initially! >> Tits and bums & oiled men .com :) ...Liberal. 2 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 £80K !! I'm baffled what data it is ? 2 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto > Ha! Thought he was having a rant initially! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : > I agree I've checked them all to make sure >> heh, illustrates Gaz browsing habits :) Hahaha 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : getting rid of the Citroen is the solution :-) >>> Thanks. NOT passed to customer :) 2 weeks ago Reply
VeronicaPullen getting rid of the Citroen is the solution :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto > I agree I've checked them all to make sure and you're definitely hacked.... 2 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto > I'm sure if had the franchise he'd want to help being a "Dealer" but directions to you office will have to do... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ling you should go into banking. I'd love a letter from you, dear customer you fu*king skint! Ha ha keep up g… 2 weeks ago Reply
surreydocks98 ling you should go into banking. I'd love a letter from you, dear customer you fu*king skint! Ha ha keep up great work 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Turn off Bluetooth and connect USB before starting engine - >>> Thanks so much, passed to customer. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Met a dealer the other day who says he spends £80k a year with CAP. Sheesh, easy money for an old database! 2 weeks ago Reply
adsta84 Turn off Bluetooth and connect USB before starting engine - always worked on our Citroen and the same on our Renault. #French 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is the phone connected via Bluetooth as well? Sometimes that can conflict. > Ta. Passed to cust. 2 weeks ago Reply
deanbirkett Talking about efficient car websites - not sure why this hasn't come up ;) - #nnguw #ux 2 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele is the phone connected via Bluetooth as well? Sometimes that can conflict. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : throw away iPod, sell car, stop driving, use cabs for everything > ... & get raped by middle age cockney every journey? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it's French, it's probably on strike! >> Passed to customer, thanks. 2 weeks ago Reply
r4vi throw away iPod, sell car, stop driving, use cabs for everything 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Watch #cute #Wife >>> Somehow, I think your account been compromised. I counted 22 tits & 4 pussies 2 weeks ago Reply
cars_portsmouth it's French, it's probably on strike! 2 weeks ago Reply
SoLiTaNq sell Citroen buy Mercedes.Simple. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear customer has new DS3 USB/iPod issue, he says "It was OK yesterday but wouldn't connect the iPod tonight." ...is it fu*ked? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS USB iPod not working is on a Cit DS3. If anyone has any ideas, please tell me. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer: "The USB port for my iPod isn't working.Should I take the car to a dealer?" - I say: NO!!! Find a 12-year-old. Better than dealer. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS After 4 days, I am £5k ahead of sales last March at this time. Keep it up, keep it up baby! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...but apparently the vet was a Nazi and was convinced I would encourage microwaving cats. ...don't be silly, the eyes cook faster than paws 2 weeks ago Reply
Blondinigang RT : Always smile when I request proofs from people, always use my microwaved cat to persuade them. http:/… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...although once I had a vet who cancelled the car order due to the "microwaved cat". Tried to tell him it was only an ani gif, not REAL cat 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Always smile when I request proofs from people, always use my microwaved cat to persuade them. 2 weeks ago Reply
_DFrost_ I don't know what to think of this. 2 weeks ago Reply
MrTimDunn here's another website that needs a massive slap 2 weeks ago Reply
karlnando My new favourite website 2 weeks ago Reply
wilburwong Keepin' it retro, web style. All this page is missing is a counter and a guestbook. #web #design #retro 2 weeks ago Reply
sergiolujanmora RT : página de ejemplo de un mal #DisenoWeb 2 weeks ago Reply
RataUnderground RT : LA MEJOR PÁGINA WEB DEL MUNDO (no) 2 weeks ago Reply
martweet2 LA MEJOR PÁGINA WEB DEL MUNDO (no) 2 weeks ago Reply
ciespal página de ejemplo de un mal #DisenoWeb 2 weeks ago Reply
isntdave . once you've learned to drive you can get a car from here x 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I love Google, they strike down competitors who buy links and do naughty SEO shit. I, on the other hand, welcome the Google spider every day 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seems rival have disappeared from Google for the big search term "car leasing" :) Now forced to adword: Google noticed dodgy SEO? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Something just reminded me of Lings Cars... >> Did I sneeze? 2 weeks ago Reply
AdzR Something just reminded me of Lings Cars... 2 weeks ago Reply
mistrz_yon Marcin Winkler, tak się robi biznesy w internecie. I nie mów, że Cię to nie przekonuje... :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hello you, been to long. I have been recommending your website today. :) >> Thanks so much Vicky! 2 weeks ago Reply
Entertainkids Hello you, been to long. I have been recommending your website today. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
BusinessinDN How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 2 weeks ago Reply
s4xton RT : What's your favorite part of this website? 2 weeks ago Reply
jordieasmith What's your favorite part of this website? 2 weeks ago Reply
gkphillips90 - horrible #TRWUTPA 2 weeks ago Reply
A_ShadeOfSam This web design class is hilarious! We're looking at the world's worst websites. Everyone go to ! 2 weeks ago Reply
Trim0000 OK, what in the f*ck is this? Future of marketing? Why can't I stop looking at every little detail? #genius 2 weeks ago Reply
risbolla lingscars just got back to you on your video about funny websites via 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : new little JCB >> Not JCB, more a golf cart! > Hehe. built like brick shithouse >> Diesel wheelbarrow! 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : RT : new little JCB >> Not JCB, more a laquered golf cart! >> Hehe. built like brick shithouse 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : My new little JCB machine. 1.1 litre diesel. Very nippy 4x4. >> Not a JCB, more a laquered golf cart! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new little JCB machine. 1.1 litre diesel. Very nippy and 4x4. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS At the moment, I am bit unhappy with how is deciding the awards (I am shortlisted) because it is not an open and transparent process 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To be part of a public "vote" where I campaigned, but the result is kept secret is not at all satisfactory in this open internet age 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sorry, Ling, we don't publish the vote numbers publicly. >> This is not CIA or MI6. I think it should be transparent. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling, we don't publish the vote numbers publicly. >> The public voted, yet it is kept secret. Not very transparent. 2 weeks ago Reply
mvvv22 Vergüenza debería de dar hacer una página web así y para colmo ,ser líderes con tal carnaval #usuabilidadWebInexiste 2 weeks ago Reply
burstmagazine Well are you hiding something?! 2 weeks ago Reply
mat_buckets how do you feel about this bit of website design....? 2 weeks ago Reply
mikeberrytweets LINGsCARS website review. You go girl! 2 weeks ago Reply
SimonT_Space Something more affordable, Ariel Atom or Caterham 7. Open top racing car with a little nostalgia (basic tech etc). 2 weeks ago Reply
AlunR you can live in a car but you can't race a house. Although fitting the mobility scooter in may be an issue… 2 weeks ago Reply
MoreOffice £12k? 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce It will happen. Sales surge in April just dont know the size 2 weeks ago Reply
netmag Sorry, Ling, we don't publish the vote numbers publicly. 2 weeks ago Reply
stephen_jury calling in the favours. Atleast use a motors link #SharingIsCaring 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oooops, better URL for the iiiidiot video 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dammit. I have been asked to promote this lovely MX5 for sale: ... buy it now someone, please. 2 weeks ago Reply
disorganic They'll have a hybrid one of those soon with a bit of vroom. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear ... you asked for the votes for award candidates, but then kept the result secret. Can we see vote numbers, please? Pls publish 2 weeks ago Reply
mvvv22 Vergüenza debería de dar hacer una página web así y para colmo ,ser líderes con tal carnaval #usuabilidasWebInexiste 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I must advertise more Lamborghinis (for pensioners to cash in their pension and lease). It's a growing market. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings cars are legendary. The ironic thing is, it works. >> Like rain, on your wedding day or a free ride... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Looking for a fun, but economical small exec >>> Do you need 4 seats? How about Toyota GT86? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Found 2 stupid Americanos talking about my website. Uploaded excerpt to You Tube for your entertainment :) 2 weeks ago Reply
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ohtimboreally Looking for a fun, but economical small exec on a 2yr 10k lease... Any deals out there? 330d M Sport current fave at £355 pm 2 weeks ago Reply
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grumbo 'You finished playing with you're new JCB two-seater then? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : DM me your email so we can send you invite to #netawards ceremony? > Is public :) sales at lingscars dot com 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bit quiet in my office after mad day yesterday. Wot Went Wong is off with alleged pulled muscle (oh yeah). Lying Chinese Hong Kong witch. 2 weeks ago Reply
oliverlindberg Can you DM me your email address, so we can send you an invite to the #netawards ceremony? Congrats on being shortlisted! 2 weeks ago Reply
AndyCDoyle practice what you preach Ling, go blow the shit out of someone office with your tank. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nothing funny yet on April Fool. Why is it all so boring, wank and samey? What happened to offensive and hilarious spoofs? They are DEAD. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : That's why I use different devices on different networks ;) >> Yes, but I invade your privacy and crack your ID. 2 weeks ago Reply
ixdStudio That's why I use different devices on different networks ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal great! We hope to get more vehicles so that will get u closer to your target. Very keen on the missile truck but need good price! 2 weeks ago Reply
rhodzy Well done Ling! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS First signed orders of a new financial year. £1,100 down, £998,900 to go :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Listers: "Listers were hacked on Friday so all our internet and phones went down on Friday..." - I hate motor dealers holding sensitive data 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I visited twice just to cheer myself up >> You mess up my figures. Except, I measure UNIQUE visitors. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : maybe this next year £1m :) >>> That's what I keep repeating to myself :) 2 weeks ago Reply
MarkTassell maybe this next year £1m :) 2 weeks ago Reply
ixdStudio I visited twice just to cheer myself up 2 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Why bother getting into this. Most welfare goes to pensioners. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Birmingham's new food truck laws preventing churches from feeding homeless > Being homeless is often a lifestyle choice 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> Dinner would be nice. hehe 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have been shortlisted for "Conference Talk of the Year" by #netawards ,,,how exciting :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unique web visits for March 2014 will be over 140,000 people. That's a lot! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : should that be 5000kg? >> Nope 500kg. It is a small JCB Workmax. 2 weeks ago Reply
RU55_ELL should that be 5000kg? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : impressive unless your net profit wipes it out! >> Won't know net, until accounts done. 2 weeks ago Reply
RU55_ELL impressive unless your net profit wipes it out! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow, Jon will have my latest JCB running. 2 seats, carries 500kg, tows 500kg, is yellow, 4x4 diesel, bearclaw tyres. Is super thing. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how about joining our event? >> Don't think I need any funding... if that's what you mean :) 2 weeks ago Reply
TopVentureWorld how about joining our event? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Think my financial year will finish today on £670,000 or so (ex vat) of gross profit. That's a great result, up significantly on last year. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This month invoicing is £84,000. A new record. And if you extrapolate by x12 months, that's JUST over £1m/yr. But that is wishful thinking. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “I would have given the top award to if it has been there” because it would have been interactive >> Thanks! 2 weeks ago Reply
perpendicularme “I would have given the top award to if it has been there” because it would have been interactive. 2 weeks ago Reply
expjson Lingscars FTW #AEASeattle 2 weeks ago Reply
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KDEWMG That is, there is no additional cost to the customer. Obviously we pay. 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Sorry, hate to disappoint but there is NO COST for ONWARD delivery. 2 weeks ago Reply
themadspy300 stop tweet :'( 2 weeks ago Reply
OficialMark Umas amigas… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dlr doesn't charge for delivery! >> Of course. if you deliver (say) to London, there's a cost. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bloody VAT return. Gets bigger and bigger. I am unpaid taxman. However.... I quite like VAT, it is an interest-free loan. 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Dlr doesn't charge for delivery! He's charged FOR delivery from factory & passes this in to buyers inc( here's the good bit) YOU 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG If they don't, someone else does. You do PDI your cars don't you? Anyway...the open road beckons. Good job in 2013/14. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Unusual gobbledygook from you. >> If a dealer doesn't PDI Plate deliver, saves £££s. GEFCO/Walon deivery already incl 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Unusual gobbledygook from you. They're bought from dealerships regardless of the 'process' Come on now, it's me you're talking to 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Actions speak louder than words. Tell me what words I should add and I'll have them added! >> They would Stuka you 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Actions speak louder than words. Tell me what words I should add & I'll have them added! > A big "CHEAP" on BMW page 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : But you buy from dealers who use you to help cover the oheads >> Often my new cars don't ever visit supplying dealer 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Actions speak louder than words. Tell me what words I should add and I'll have them added! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : But you buy from dealers who use you to help cover the oheads > Eg: delivery by GEFCO direct to customer etc saves ££ 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : But you buy from dealers who use you to help cover the oheads > My cars do not go through retail process. 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Agree...kind of. If overheads reduced so would gross margin though. But you buy from dealers who use you to help cover the oheads 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : " ALL CARS AT " CHEAP. (bang goes that allegation!) >> Funny, doesn't say that on your website 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Watch this..." ALL CARS AT " ARE CHEAP. (Well bang goes that allegation...!) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If you only knew .. how aggressively competitive it is. >> Would be more competitive without ridiculous overheads 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I like to get any praise out the way early near the start of a new tax year! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If you only knew..how aggressively competitive it is >> You are not even allowed to say "cheap", so that's a bit weak 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG If you only knew ( I think you DO know but then bang goes your propaganda!) how aggressively competitive it is. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Welcome to the 'Record Year Club' but glad to see another UK biz doing well. >>> But thanks so much for lovely tweet 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Welcome to the 'Record Year Club' Don't like your anti- car industry brand >> I am pro car industry, but anti-cartel. 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Welcome to the 'Record Year Club' Don't like your anti- car industry brand but glad to see another UK biz doing well. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bloody small cat has broken conservatory roof - water has taken all plug sockets out. No power at home all weekend. need electrician. Ideas? 2 weeks ago Reply
darrencrannis RT : Should have a record invoicing month, this month. This is last day of my financial year. Record year. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Should have a record invoicing month, this month. This is last day of my financial year. Record year. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
tictacbart21 Eat my shorts before I get a car 2 weeks ago Reply
mothrajovovich hey - you shoulda got this person to design your website - full rad overload.. best website ever: 2 weeks ago Reply
j_duclos curiously intriguing madness // 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hey Ling, what is your approx. delivery time for a Honda Civic? Ta. >> Some in stock, price may change April 1st 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can't access the full version of your site - parse error, unexpected '?'>>> Mended thanks so much 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is your site having problems at the moment? >>> Mended, thanks :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow is your site having problems at the moment? 2 weeks ago Reply
jaymiethomas I can't access the full version of your site - parse error, unexpected '?' In header.php on line 1164. :( 2 weeks ago Reply
AoNoShiro_ Meilleur site internet jamais. 2 weeks ago Reply
JessAlonso22 is this real life?!?!!? 2 weeks ago Reply
DeasyDesign The site is so ugly it is actually charming. 3 weeks ago Reply
jrmyscttdmnd Disappointed didnt win a #malofeij award. 3 weeks ago Reply
makinpost Hey Ling, what is your approx. delivery time for a Honda Civic? Ta. 3 weeks ago Reply
RomildoMarqs Site do dia 3 weeks ago Reply
duiliomatos RT : Wow! “: Gente, mas esse site é uma maravilha da Internet!! São tantos detalhes q nem sei por onde começar! http:… 3 weeks ago Reply
lauropaiva Mais um site entregue pelo . Mais um cliente satisfeito 3 weeks ago Reply
lipedutra Cara, que site sensacional! Quero um desses pra mim Tem até uma galinha passeando! 3 weeks ago Reply
lucasbraga RT : Wow! “: Gente, mas esse site é uma maravilha da Internet!! São tantos detalhes q nem sei por onde começar! http:… 3 weeks ago Reply
RicardoFraga Wow! “: Gente, mas esse site é uma maravilha da Internet!! São tantos detalhes q nem sei por onde começar! 3 weeks ago Reply
RonaldoGogoni ": Esse site é uma maravilha da Internet!! São tantos detalhes que eu nem sei por onde começar! " HAHAHAHA!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
toadgeek Gente, mas esse site é uma maravilha da Internet!! São tantos detalhes que eu nem sei por onde começar! 3 weeks ago Reply
Cardoso RT : Tem até uma galinha passeando pelo site… Não tem como isso ser sério. Ou é?!? >>> //HAHAHAHAHA 3 weeks ago Reply
baunilha Tem até uma galinha passeando pelo site… Não tem como isso ser sério. Ou é?!? >>> 3 weeks ago Reply
ChrisLewisDev that's inspiring leadership 3 weeks ago Reply
750turbo1 Pay them Overtime! 3 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 ah 6pm yes. Tonight I am going to the pub. And leaving the car at home as it doesn't drink or eat steak 3 weeks ago Reply
zacharyeremian Is this possibly the greatest website of all time? #epic #amazing #embracingstereotypes 3 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 thanks ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele fingers crossed. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dammit 6pm, staff like rats leaving sinking ship. I am now single handed. Damn them all. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I proposed you ?! I don't remember that...t?! >> I accept. Then kill you. Hope you worth £millions 3 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele oh I see, sorry! I proposed you?! I don't remember that in the small print?! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yup. >>> Good boy. Will probably have news for you on Monday :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yup. > Ah, me being pedantic brain. It is proposed. I count car orders as signed order forms, that is later :) 3 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele yup. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I finally ordered a car!? >> From me???? 3 weeks ago Reply
AndyCDoyle nice :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : curious ? What % of your customers women compared to men ? >> Don't measure, but estimate about 25% women 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great day today - sold over £5000. If I have a good day on Monday, may achieve £80,000 for month. 3 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 curious ? What % of your customers women compared to men ? 3 weeks ago Reply
andrewjscott Amazing. It's like going back in time. This is real. 3 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele I finally ordered a car!? 3 weeks ago Reply
chuguyster RT : кажется мы стали забывать как должен выглядеть интернет 3 weeks ago Reply
ALF_er кажется мы стали забывать как должен выглядеть интернет 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce its worth tuning in just to see the colourful debate. #warringcouple Ling bring your missile to Scotland 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : thank me for that one 3 weeks ago Reply
randallbell thank me for that one 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If you're going to do 'that' you might as well do it in my classy loos. > Ah. "corporate" toilets. I can't compete :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Fair point. >>> Plus you save a fortune on the BMW corporate toilet roll overhead you would expend :) heh 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG If you're going to do 'that' you might as well do it in my classy loos. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Fair point. Having said that I might survive without capturing the 'Maths teachers based in India' market. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : no problem to us! And have full dealer back up! >> Indian loo = new meaning to "full dealer back up" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...no problem to us! We sell anywhere anytime! full back up & take the PX. > No PX, just green shit :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Note: Customer in India bought 2 cars while shitting green water on toilet & pulling uuugh face. Try THAT in your BMW showroom :) 3 weeks ago Reply
RobinLuscombe well done, but no problem to us! We sell anywhere anytime! And have full dealer back up! & take the PX. 3 weeks ago Reply
dtfwilliams good luck #80K 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Having said all that, I am not a "car dealer" apparently, so how I manage to deal 2 new cars to customer in India beats me :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, "Indian" customer is having 2 cars... ordered one for wifey, too. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer has just bought a car while in India, teaching Maths. Main dealers would struggle, as it doesn't fit old "showroom" model 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now cruised past the £70,000 (Gross profit) sales figure for March, and an heading towards £80k, for the first time ever. Will I do it? 3 weeks ago Reply
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OlyTsav website has had a few updates since the last time I shared. Though I would share again, enjoy. 3 weeks ago Reply
sixohsix OMG BEST WEBSITE! (Warning: autoplaying music and video that you can't stop). 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce false alarm! What happened to checking sources 3 weeks ago Reply
NewCarMark RT : The Ed Brooks Daily is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Plane crashes into the sea off Spain's Canary Islands" ...idiots. Slow down. People with family flying there today will panic 3 weeks ago Reply
ateboekhorst RT : Waarom Webrichtlijnen? Het antwoord is te vinden op websites als #BekijkOokEvenDeBroncode 3 weeks ago Reply
grimmweb RT : Waarom Webrichtlijnen? Het antwoord is te vinden op websites als #BekijkOokEvenDeBroncode 3 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales The Ed Brooks Daily is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
realSparkOne RT : Waarom Webrichtlijnen? Het antwoord is te vinden op websites als #BekijkOokEvenDeBroncode 3 weeks ago Reply
raphderooij Waarom Webrichtlijnen? Het antwoord is te vinden op websites als #BekijkOokEvenDeBroncode 3 weeks ago Reply
felixyip ... perhaps the most awesome website? Be sure to watch the tutorial video. 3 weeks ago Reply
ricketyoldshack Potentially the greatest website ever. 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge disagreeing is fine. The aggression was unacceptable 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just got a V5 for a further JCB machine. Did you know V5s from Welsh places have 3 pages due to being FULL of Welsh shit? Unreadable. 3 weeks ago Reply
burncitypayne has left the lot. 3 weeks ago Reply
burncitypayne plenty of amazing dealers with superb customer service... but even more that could care less once the car 3 weeks ago Reply
burncitypayne the industry does enough damage to it's own reputation for the most part. 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge it's an opinion not a statement of fact 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm sure he is a nice guy apart from being a massive dickhead. >> I can't call him that, it's not libellous :) 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge I'm sure he is a nice guy apart from being a massive dickhead. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I would love to be as 'invalidated' & sure Ling would too > YES. Invalidate me. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG No, you're wrong! You know I respect what you do.My gripe is belittling the industry for PR purpose 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge play the ball not the man 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I would love to be as 'invalidated' & I'm sure Ling would too. Biz not a social experiment 3 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto > Ever heard of "Orders to ......" 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge I worked in leasing too and the parasite in leasing is the bank not the dealer. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I worked for Amazon... Useless parasitical company. >> Like me, according to 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you'll get a 'take it this month' deal if you shop now >> Rubbish. Most new cars are factory order. 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge I worked for Amazon for one whole day and walked out. Useless parasitical company.Not worthy of any praise 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge zappers sold out to Amazon so their story is nice but was invalidated the second they sold out. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good morning Tweeps, we are now open. Regards^GaryK >> Ni Hao! Chinese owned Peugeot wakes up :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : China’s love of pig trotters is saving Britain’s pork industry. >> I love those. Delicious sucked. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Otherwise called ' a dealership' Stick in, you might have one one day ;-) Go away now, I'm trying to shave & tweet at same time 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You're good for one thing...making me late for work. Adios. >> Check the massive overheads as you walk in :) 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG You're good for one thing...making me late for work. Adios. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I won't be googling that.... 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG No. That's the actual & virtual High Street. They ALL keep stock. You will have read story 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Libellous nonsense for the benefit of those daft enough to pay an intermediary profit. 3 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud The Cardiff-Friday-night-out-bronze is a shade of orange any oompa-loompa would be proud of 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Diversionary tactic >> Not at all. Websites only count if someone looks at them. Otherwise they are cybermasturbation 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I might have that as my new strapline: "Keeping Franchised Car Dealers Honest" 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Diversionary tactic. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You're (unnecessary) part of chain Ling > No, I undercut dealer benign cartel and keep them honest 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Then who ever you deal with passes that cost (if there is a cost) to you! You're (unnecessary) part of chain Ling 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : in Australia dealers are keeping v. little stock on hand >> Most new cars factory order 3 weeks ago Reply
sheepio Is black still black ..or have they given that some stupid name also? 3 weeks ago Reply
burncitypayne might be be different in the uk but I know here in Australia dealers are keeping very little stock on hand 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Oh! best tell the entire High Street! > Is that the "High Street" that is slowly dying? 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Do I really need to photograph the Amazon warehouse I pass on the way to work? 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Oh! You'd best tell the entire High Street! Utter rubbish.The largest internet retailers hold stock 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You don't want me picking out your £/month & comparing ours! >> Heh, yours are invisible. No one sees your webpages. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How about a nice shade of gangsta bling? >>. Amphetamine Bronze Glow? 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Want a bet? I've asked this before but you disappear after I have. You don't want me picking out your £/month & comparing ours! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Utter rubbish. Propaganda pure & simple. >> "OPS" = Other People's Stock. I let others sit on metal. 3 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud How about a nice shade of gangsta bling? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : having millions of dollars in stock is stupidity > Yes, AND it is on finance too! 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Utter rubbish. Propaganda pure & simple. That 'stuff' you see in Tesco, Next, M&S etc etc. is stock. They do OK. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Customers save by cutting out middlemen profit >> Wrong, they'd be charged RETAIL price. I get them new cars cheaper. 3 weeks ago Reply
burncitypayne having millions of dollars in stock sitting there depreciating rapidly in a sluggish market is stupidity 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG You're right. That is an overhead. But YOU buy from dlrs so help to cover them! Customers save by cutting out middlemen profit 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Volvo XC60 ordered just now, in "gold". Unfortunately car makers don't call anything "gold" any more. It's "Twilight Bronze Sunset Cascade" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Can be. But stock = profit for 99.9999% of all retailers. >>. Stock is overhead and a money-pit. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Can be. But stock = profit for 99.9999% of all retailers. Stock without stock mgt is risky. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Brightly lit where I am! Must be those dealerships... >> No that's your overheads. Electric meter spinning like mad. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : stock is risk.>>> Exactly. Why have £1m of rusting metal stood around getting scratched? Beats me. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Brightly lit where I am! Must be those dealerships... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These established dealership-based "car dealers" are like dinosaurs. They refuse to accept someone can do the job better than them, online. 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge stock is risk. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Not according to Cambridge Dictionary. But what do they know....? 3 weeks ago Reply
SirRyanBru RT : RT : You need stock to be a dealer. Premises open to the public.The ability to take a PX. >> Nonsense. You… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You need stock to be a dealer. Premises open to the public.The ability to take a PX. >> Nonsense. You in dark ages. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Definition of 'dealer' Definition of 'trades' QED 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG You do what you do well ( groans) No need to claim you're something that at other times you choose to berate. Inconsistent. No? 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG You need stock to be a dealer. Premises open to the public.The ability to take a PX. For me no 'dealership'= not a dealer! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "I'm an Internet broker NOT a motor dealer" > So, if YOU sell a car online (miracle?) that means you NOT a motor dlr? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Repeat after me "I am an Internet broker NOT a motor dealer" Again.. >> Wrong. I will sell 1,500 new cars this year. 3 weeks ago Reply
PaddysAutoTech Worst used car website on earth! Wow! Haha! 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG ...unfortunately. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG ?..a pretty good one though! 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG you're at it again! Using the phrase "...OTHER motor dealer" Repeat after me "I am an Internet broker NOT a motor dealer" Again.. 3 weeks ago Reply
NeeHaomagazine You are a genius Ling. 3 weeks ago Reply
BakeOrama PLEASE make me a website like this 3 weeks ago Reply
samirnassar I am not sure I can forgive you for posting a link to 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Once again, I see no other motor dealer fronting up unique visitor stats. Ssssh, they are TOP SECRET apparently. (or embarrassingly low) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have had over 120,000 unique visitors so far in March. All referrals are free. Other companies must pay £££ to get traffic I hoover up. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Having shit SEO is a great reason for spending £££s on Google adwords. Good SEO saves me A FORTUNE as these clickthroughs can cost >£1 each. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Having dropped off page 1 of Google for big search term "car leasing" Nationwide have resorted to Ad words again. Heh. Costs £££s 3 weeks ago Reply
ShaneCastlen RT : Now THIS is an amazing website. (h/t ) 3 weeks ago Reply
SteveD3 RT : Now THIS is an amazing website. (h/t ) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "First page in Google" spammy email - just fuc* OFF! I am already first page in Google (of course) for worthwhile search terms. I am Ling! 3 weeks ago Reply
jilliancyork Now THIS is an amazing website. (h/t ) 3 weeks ago Reply
drewtoncrane RT amazing service from crazy lady ling. lease your car and get awful Chinese sweets! #thesweetsaregreatandverytasty 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Thats true. No CET 6 needed here. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Maybe its my turn to correct your grammar ;-) >> I'm Chinese import, I get free pass. 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Maybe its my turn to correct your grammar ;-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I thought perks of job was free chocolate?! GET IT SORTED. please :-) >> Anyway Polly, stop moaning and DO WORK! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I thought perks of the job was free chocolate?!! None left for weeks. >> This is sabbatical before Easter pigout 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : have a word with One of my friends has two through her. Great service. >> Thanks so much! :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : amazing service from crazy lady ling. lease your car and get awful Chinese sweets! >>> Thanks! Happy happy! 3 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 amazing service from crazy lady ling. lease your car and get awful Chinese sweets! 3 weeks ago Reply
Javiermla :-) RT : ¿Minimalismo y usabilidad? Nada de eso en pero aún así es un éxito la página #usabilidad 3 weeks ago Reply
raquelgarcas RT : ¿Minimalismo y usabilidad? Nada de eso en pero aún así es un éxito la página #online #usabilidad #ac… 3 weeks ago Reply
OrangeOnTour have a word with One of my friends has two through her. Great service. 3 weeks ago Reply
jon_boy_massey Designers take note!!! This is how to create a minimal web site: 3 weeks ago Reply
gerireid this one still wins the internet: 3 weeks ago Reply
StepLaugh RT : I would buy a car from this guy. Definitely. 3 weeks ago Reply
aLtOiDyOdA I would buy a car from this guy. Definitely. 3 weeks ago Reply
PollySinton I thought perks of the job was free chocolate?!! None left for weeks. It's costing us £3 per day. GET IT SORTED. please :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
danielguts Una web ejemplo de usabilidad :) - ¿Qué opinais? 3 weeks ago Reply
Wortish What's happening? Well very little here . Power went out, now only things going are the lights and microwave 3 weeks ago Reply
adriantons ¿Minimalismo y usabilidad? Nada de eso en pero aún así es un éxito la página #online #usabilidad #activate 3 weeks ago Reply
Roberto_Pastor Os traigo el paradigma de la usabilidad O no. 3 weeks ago Reply
LeviSzucs I am definitely buying my next car from this man! 3 weeks ago Reply
ShawickShaw Lewis is gay. 3 weeks ago Reply
epic_lewis Ting hang lo 3 weeks ago Reply
epic_lewis Nice chicken 3 weeks ago Reply
wermi The most awesome website ever: 3 weeks ago Reply
subject_delta RT : Sometimes I look at and feel like nothing really matters. 3 weeks ago Reply
Kaboobi RT : Sometimes I look at and feel like nothing really matters. 3 weeks ago Reply
AwesomeRobot Sometimes I look at and feel like nothing really matters. 3 weeks ago Reply
paulsimongill RT : RT : Student conducting a usability test on -it's painful. #ux #Usability >> Kick … 3 weeks ago Reply
jpstacey RT : RT : Student conducting a usability test on -it's painful. #ux #Usability >> Kick … 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Agree, Ling. You're often taking orders outside traditional office hours... >> Very true 3 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Agree, Ling. You're often taking orders outside traditional office hours... 3 weeks ago Reply
vanshea Ling wins!! RT : .. after I send you their recommendations lady. >> How much $ does student generate? I make over $1m so.. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I will, right after I send you their recommendations lady. >>...so I'm not sure student recommendations are worth it 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I will, right after I send you their recommendations lady. >> How much $ does student generate? I make over $1m so.. 3 weeks ago Reply
OllyMardling RT : RT : Student conducting a usability test on -it's painful. #ux #Usability >> Kick … 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hiya. Martin here from netmag. Thanks for the tweet. I'll send over a PDF .>> Ta, will wait for it :) 3 weeks ago Reply
vanshea I will, right after I send you their recommendations lady. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hey. Martin here again. We're not being secretive! not had time to look at data ourselves yet. >> Then publish it :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi Ling, the point of the voting is to cut the shortlist down from 10 to 5, >> OK, so publish no. of votes :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wonder what thinks to this one...? >> They are missing out, but will always deny it. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Student conducting a usability test on -it's painful. #ux #Usability >> Kick them up ass. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look, the fact that my IT consultant has been allocated number plate "KOX" does NOT suggest all php coders are knobs. Heh. 3 weeks ago Reply
vanshea Student conducting a usability test on -it's painful. #ux #Usability #myeyes 3 weeks ago Reply
netmag Hey. Martin here again. We're not being secretive! We've not had time to look at the data ourselves yet. 3 weeks ago Reply
Scribblingsnook Cultural exchange going on. The IT guy now knows the difference between taffeta and tulle, and I now know about this 3 weeks ago Reply
martycoop Hiya. Martin here from netmag. Thanks for the tweet. I'll send over a PDF showing what the interview will look like. Cheers. 3 weeks ago Reply
tanyacombrinck Hi Ling, the point of the voting is to cut the shortlist down from 10 to 5, then the judges vote on the top 5. 3 weeks ago Reply
invoiceberry well done! :)) 3 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Wonder what thinks to this one...? 3 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank However, I'll ensure your feedback in regard to this is recorded. ^GW 2/2 3 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi, I'm GW. This delay allows us to perform additional security checks to verify the authenticity of payment instructions. 1/2 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Manheim’s CEO, John Bailey, using a iPad to buy a car at 43,000 ft using #Simulcast >> Car was on an Antonov I guess? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear - is the voting and judging an open and transparent process? Cos I put a lot of effort into showing my talk to encourage votes 3 weeks ago Reply
CarArena Ling we just set the trend everyone wants a garden sofa now! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ..re-train as a wind turbine engineer! At last high quality jobs in Hull >> People can now afford new sofas for front gardens. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey why do you not disclose online how many votes nominees had? Why is it top secret? Why not be open? If not, what point in voting? 3 weeks ago Reply
LisaBlackler :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : evidence based? >> No, Mao legacy-based. 3 weeks ago Reply
LisaBlackler evidence based? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What if they weren't? (Hard to imagine, please do try!) >> Then I would self-criticise. That's what Chinese do. 3 weeks ago Reply
LisaBlackler What if they weren't? (Hard to imagine, but please do try!) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Do they feel they can tell you if your business processes are crap? > No, because they not. Best in industry :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LisaBlackler Do they feel they can tell you if your business processes are crap? Or do they just quietly work around them? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nice plan >> Bit like Russia... Carry big stick and use it, often. Works well. 3 weeks ago Reply
LisaBlackler Nice plan 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Do your staff really tell you what's going on? How get to the truth? >> Pull out fingernails and occasionally sack one. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Not bad... #FuelDiet >> TopTip: Simply earn more money then you can use more fuel. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Magic invoicing amount I am aiming for is £83,333 in month. Why? Because is equivalent to £1m in a year. Just need to play keepy-uppy, then. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Invoicing seems to be parallel to sales at the moment. Currently invoiced £61,500 in March. Which is good. Unique web visits >110,000ppl 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS With 1 week left to work in March, sales are sitting on >£62,000. This means if I work like dog and staff do too... a record month (again). 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Joke: ... if I want to pay a new supplier immediately, I have to transfer to HSBC, then pay from there. No 1hr delay at HSBC. 3 weeks ago Reply
AdrianNoble Most Impressive. FYI: don't close the dialog when you hit the site. 3 weeks ago Reply
STEPHTARO then there's this 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News to me!: VIDEO: Next annual profits jump by 12% 3 weeks ago Reply
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SBDesign2 The best website I've came across in a while. I know how you like cars and this website has cars in it 3 weeks ago Reply
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aattias also worthy of a mention. Flies in the face of everyone else in that sector #ecomchat 3 weeks ago Reply
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Bluemurder1 Brill website: Click 'gift belt' and enjoy Brucies Generation Game. Captions are mad, funny, bonkers! 3 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy No swearing at TED ;-) 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Ling hinting would would be better “ RT go whale watching, very humbling experience >> Whale hunting sounds good.” 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : go to Carmel and go whale watching, very humbling experience >> Whale hunting sounds good. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I voted for you! Very good. You should do a . And you looked awesome dressed as a dalek. :) > Thanks! 3 weeks ago Reply
Bluemurder1 I voted for you! And I watched your talk. Very good. You should do a . And you looked awesome dressed as a dalek. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I did reply you last week, very happy to do something by email... if you want. Let me know. sales at lingscars dot com 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Note (afaik) no one else has bothered to show their talk see: before asking for vote 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Final day of voting at the Net Awards. Please watch trailer on , then VOTE FOR ME using email. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : might be time to launch a missile from your truck :-D >> Those little 2 leaf clovers popping up everywhere :) 3 weeks ago Reply
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GloriusFinn Looking for a Nissan Navara. This is an actual website: 3 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal might be time to launch a missile from your truck :-D 3 weeks ago Reply
IanMCalvert A bit like buying a car - you do your research first before choosing the car and obviously no research was done here! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Obviously - doesn't know how good you are! >> Indeed :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are talking shit ...you give advice like you know what you are talking about. What's YOUR annual profit, o' expert? 3 weeks ago Reply
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GraafAlbert1 RT : New car delivery #fail suggest they order from next time 3 weeks ago Reply
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tonyjbyrne RT : New car delivery #fail suggest they order from next time 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : New car delivery #fail suggest they order from next time 4 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy Blog #socialmedia 4 weeks ago Reply
Nicolette_Wolf getting my future car from here 4 weeks ago Reply
sheepio New car delivery #fail suggest they order from next time 4 weeks ago Reply
KingofShaves really glad your sales going well. Maybe time for an app..? 4 weeks ago Reply
ahughes10_ mine is due on Monday 4 weeks ago Reply
TeamPistonBroke Here Ling, I've talked my brother into leasing a car with you. How do I go about collecting my commission? Thanks etc... 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal hahaha! I tried calling u for a quick chat. Give me a buzz when u get a minute. Thanks 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : the farm will be nature's paradise soon! >> Tons and tons of work to do. Jon, Ian and Paul flat out. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : :-) >>> That's another close shave you got me into :) 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal the farm will be nature's paradise soon! 4 weeks ago Reply
KingofShaves :-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I should have upped my price! :-D >> I just trust you :) Luckily I made £5000 on the Hi Lux :) hehe 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Already had 222 new car finance proposals this month. Busy as hell. Over 11,000 incoming customer messages on LINGO so far in March. Madness 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal I should have upped my price! :-D 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I still have over 50 new car deliveries for March. Anticipate final invoicing to be somewhere in £80K +vat region. That will be great month! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Planted several types of reed and lily in my pond/wetland area. Noticed masses of frogspawn. This is really good news. Pond is active now. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Massive day. Busy. 14 new car deliveries, plus £3500 gross profit sales. On the farm, over 500 Hawthorne, Blackthorn, Dog Rose etc planted 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : …please :D >>> On with it :) 4 weeks ago Reply
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NickyRyan_ RT : I have now successfully leased a car. RT : Now THIS is web design 4 weeks ago Reply
ChristineBohan I have now successfully leased a car. RT : Now THIS is web design 4 weeks ago Reply
alastair_gill what you're really saying is "I have a ICBM facility where my driveway should be". You taking over the world with cheap leasing? 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : not really point, reports saying its good news for "lower" earners >> Proportionally far better for lower earners 4 weeks ago Reply
richaskew not really the point, reports saying its good news for "lower" earners but it's good news for "All" earners #transparency 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #Budget2014 increase in tax threshold to £10,500 helps those on higher tax bracket too?> Yes. They subsidise lower earners! 4 weeks ago Reply
mnbookman RT : Feeling down about your outdated website? This website is probably the worst design in the world: 4 weeks ago Reply
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GregGifford RT : Feeling down about your outdated website? This website is probably the worst design in the world: 4 weeks ago Reply
DavidAngotti Feeling down about your outdated website? This website is probably the worst design in the world: #pubcon 4 weeks ago Reply
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chrislentzy News CLACK: Mugabe caps ‘fat cat’ state salaries #socialmedia 4 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG A quick run through my tweets will give you my feelings about the whole 'indy' thing. Large majority against 4 weeks ago Reply
AndyDixon Congrats! 4 weeks ago Reply
outingthem he can only take English £ until they are independent ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
outingthem Thanks Ling, I've put them in touch..... 4 weeks ago Reply
AlmaSenpai ": Super villian 'Ling The Merciless' ;) " .... 4 weeks ago Reply
fgalv well done ling! Is that because of 14 plates coming out this month? 4 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 sound like you're building an island or fortress to keep yourself in! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
sf4d74 Super villian 'Ling The Merciless' ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today I bought 2 x 1000 litre water tanks IBC type, and a Honda water pump. Also lining new driveway with railway sleepers and soil banks 4 weeks ago Reply
ChrisKempt Will do. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : :) and this is not a pitch! Business-based could be v cool though. Storage Auction was a big hit. > Send an e ta 4 weeks ago Reply
ChrisKempt :) and this is not a pitch! Business-based could be v cool though. Storage Auction was a big hit. Think you could sell it??? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good question. >> I mean do you have a template in mind? Just asking, this is NOT a "yes" :) 4 weeks ago Reply
ChrisKempt Good question. We blew up pretty much everything in the last one. Maybe some kind of trading game? Dope Wars meets Lings Cars? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Time for a new game then?!! >>> Ah... game has been very successful. You are superstar. Do you have one in mind? 4 weeks ago Reply
ChrisKempt Time for a new game then?!! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just tipped over £50,000 gross profit for the month. Gonna be a great month this one. Probably will be a best ever. 4 weeks ago Reply
AlmaSenpai ":RT : ": visit Lings cars today. *winks* I AM LINGGG >>> Hmmm" OH FUK 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : DM sent, if of interest I'll DM my mums number >> Keith is MD of Scottish group. He takes English £pounds 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Me me. :-) >> Him him, outrageously professional cartel-ly deals on BMW etc. Actually, yes, talk to Keith 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hey Ling! Do you have time for a quick interview piece ? Let us know. Cheers. >> Can I do it by email? easier 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ": visit Lings cars today. *winks* I AM LINGGG. >>> Hmmm 4 weeks ago Reply
taudep Best website even for my UX Designer friends: 4 weeks ago Reply
20poundskull Best website even for my UX Designer friends: 4 weeks ago Reply
netmag Hey Ling! Do you have time for a quick interview piece in ? Let us know. Cheers. 4 weeks ago Reply
HelloAlexWeston Uncompromising assault on your visual senses or an incredibly well thought out piece of marketing? 4 weeks ago Reply
SallyBeacon We're a not for profit project like RSPB Money made goes back to project and we still achieve tonnes (like RSPB)! 4 weeks ago Reply
MkMkrShannon . I would love to see an Interface Audit done on this site. 4 weeks ago Reply
marisophie RT : Når kunden ønsker dette designet på nettsiden sin… #denfølelsen #WordPress #2014 4 weeks ago Reply
Douglas_Clark #carleasing Better going to  if you want a good deal and a laugh. She CRAZY! 4 weeks ago Reply
viidar Når kunden ønsker dette designet på nettsiden sin… #denfølelsen #WordPress #2014 4 weeks ago Reply
davidjguru #Remember El mejor sitio web de la historia de INTERNEC -> La venta de coches de Ling. 4 weeks ago Reply
randallbell So there is a fake facebook page kicking about...! 4 weeks ago Reply
outingthem DM sent, if of interest I'll DM my mums number 4 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Friends & family deal for enquiries originating on Twitter! 4 weeks ago Reply
outingthem thanks Ling, mum is after a new merc slk, I'll follow you, if you follow back I can DM you.......... 4 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Me me. :-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : haha -..PHP developers?They need designers like to make it look good >> Must say, AR stands out. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : hiya can you get deals on outright purchases? >> I can put you in touch with good suppliers, if that helps. 4 weeks ago Reply
RetroJohnny I love she says things most of us think but wouldn't dare say. We need more of that. 4 weeks ago Reply
outingthem hiya can you get deals on outright purchases? 4 weeks ago Reply
jamhollingworth RT : Wow, is putting some extra effort in to get people to vote for her in the #netawards: 4 weeks ago Reply
andyredfern haha - have you seen most sites developed by true PHP developers?They need designers like to make it look good 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : Got 800 bushes. Ordered MALUS SYLVESTRIS,ROSA CANINA, ACER CAMPESTRE, VIBURNUM OPULUS CORYLUS AVELLANA.” > now y'r talking 4 weeks ago Reply
VanDerBurge I love your clarity and honesty. Profit is not the devil 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal we aren't driven by profit but we still need it so we can continue to help our clients. 4 weeks ago Reply
MrTimBaker lol I have no response to that 4 weeks ago Reply
SonjaJefferson RT : Valuable Content Award for LINGsCARS I LOVE Ling! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Spoke too soon. Now sold £5500.GP today. Just had flurry of new car orders. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Got 800 bushes. Ordered further 100 MALUS SYLVESTRIS, 100 ROSA CANINA, 100 ACER CAMPESTRE, 100 VIBURNUM OPULUS and 100 CORYLUS AVELLANA. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling would you consider leasing Dalek costumes or perhaps the odd Cyberman? :-) >>> Ask the BBC... :) 4 weeks ago Reply
deanleigh Ling would you consider leasing Dalek costumes or perhaps the odd Cyberman? :-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : hi ling how is life >>> Damn busy! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Profit steers ppl to make decisions based on money not nature. >> Disagree, with £££ you can do MUCH MORE. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far today £4900 in GP. Good selling day (again). Well done, team! 4 weeks ago Reply
talkPolitics1 hi ling how is life 4 weeks ago Reply
SallyBeacon Profit steers ppl to make decisions based on money not nature. Any extra cash we get goes back to the project.We still do LOADS! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you don't need beer to survive. >>> Many IT devs would disagree with that statement. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we're not for profit > Profit is good. Why not do it for profit? Making money means u can do more. 4 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge you don't need beer to survive. Plus cost of living is higher here than other places, 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : No worries, just we're not for profit >> He is, so that means he can get a shiny new HiLux from me 4 weeks ago Reply
SallyBeacon No worries, just we're not for profit and I bet your guy is! Hope you get it sorted. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : One man's meat is another man's poison. Ling's Cars proves it! >> Thanks so much! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Food Banks: The more stuff that is available for free, the greater the demand ...Free beer? You'd have queue of "needy" drinkers a mile long 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've donated the left over #phpne14 lunch boxes to the local food bank. >> Developers often look like needy people :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if you need any advice on controlling the invasives >> Ta, but my customer just been to see me :) 4 weeks ago Reply
SallyBeacon if you need any advice on controlling the invasives then just give BEACON a shout! 4 weeks ago Reply
sjtanton RT : Valuable Content Award for LINGsCARS I LOVE Ling! 4 weeks ago Reply
aattias Great read: Valuable Content Award for LINGsCARS 4 weeks ago Reply
dougkessler Valuable Content Award for LINGsCARS I LOVE Ling! 4 weeks ago Reply
oliverlindberg RT : RT : I literally do not know where to look first. >> Have you t… 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal we can definitely help with all issues as we specialise in weed control & ecology. I've sent u my number 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : no problem. I will message you my direct number. >> Here's a pic from Bat survey 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : no problem. I will message you my direct number. >> I'll ask Jon to find out what we have and call you. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Apparently #phpne14 is happening today. I haven't been invited. They don't like sites that don't comply with accepted presentation rules. 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal no problem. I will message you my direct number. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Furious to find my staff in Walthamstow subjected to abusive language >> Join the real world club. Happens every day to me 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : William Hague: "regrettable to hear Putin choosing the path of isolation." #c4news >> Is there fog in the English Channel? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Himalayan... Happy to help to clear it from your farm. > Actually, would be happy to pay within reason for help 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Happy to help to clear it from your farm. >> May be balsam. God knows. Is it a free service? 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal Himalayan knotweed isn't nearly as common as Japanese knotweed or Himalayan balsam. Happy to help to clear it from your farm. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I literally do not know where to look first. >> Have you tried a mirror? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lunchtime, and I've sold £2850 GP of new cars. Close to £50,000 is V GOOD for this time of the month. Looks like may be another record month 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just had a very nice web chat with Ling of . Very helpful and informative. >> Lovely lovely :) heh 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : LOL! Ling, you are an insane genius. >> I think that may be a compliment. Just. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow, is putting some extra effort to vote for her in the #netawards: >> VOTE!! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : spotted! During our site survey today > You should see my farm, Himalayan Knotweed is us 4 weeks ago Reply
davebeesley Just had a very nice web chat with Ling of . Very helpful and informative. Looking forward to the quote coming though. 4 weeks ago Reply
cliener any chance you can describe it to save me putting out my eyes? :o) 4 weeks ago Reply
MrTimBaker I literally do not know where to look first. is one of the craziest sites I've seen in yrs 4 weeks ago Reply
ShaneHudson LOL! Ling, you are an insane genius. 4 weeks ago Reply
ShaneHudson RT : Wow, is putting some extra effort in to get people to vote for her in the #netawards: 4 weeks ago Reply
oliverlindberg Wow, is putting some extra effort in to get people to vote for her in the #netawards: 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal spotted! During our site survey today 4 weeks ago Reply
meierhoff Der Klassiker Ling? Wobei das ja nicht häßlich sondern Strategie ist ... 4 weeks ago Reply
aknmacdonald One man's meat is another man's poison. Ling's Cars proves it! 4 weeks ago Reply
tessdehoog High extraneous load at it's finest? message isn't clear but at least we looked at the site? #edu210 #extraneousload 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hello yes I am the master of Concoction. >>> Hola! So you are rattling your tin? Simple answer: sell more :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi can we tempt you to support... > This is Alex Ep? Hmmm. I am not a shampoo guru, can't tell diff from Fairy. 4 weeks ago Reply
Concoctions Hi can we tempt you to support our people-power campaign - we'll even personalise the bottles #LING 4 weeks ago Reply
devronbaldwin I think it's more likely to make the USA invade you 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We are looking at your website for our ICT, what's with the missiles??? >> Just to prevent USA invading me. 4 weeks ago Reply
danieljlist My LingsCars badge arrived. Wahey. I'm sure I should have gotten 2 though! 4 weeks ago Reply
jakeboreham1 We are looking at your website for our ICT, what's with the missiles??? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS LAUNCH THOSE 7 NEW CARS!!! SECURITY TO THE LAUNCH PAD! NOW!!! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...new car deliveries, cont: Mercedes C-Class Saloon to Malden, Ford Fiesta to Skipton (best place to live UK?), Nissan Qashqai to Glasgow 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 7 new car deliveries today: Nissan Juke to Nottingham, Nissan Micra to Darwen, Toyota HiLux to Sittingbourne, Honda CRV to Canterbury ..cont 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling's Cars, where *everything* is inside the tag. >> Ahem, no. They are animated gifs. Damn you. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : One in 10 hseholds is home to a business, with 67% of them run by women. > Not on the local council sink estate they're not 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You should see flurry of votes for me as I now have video of event and am propagating to my customers. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My wife is becoming a mini-celebrity, she's featured on the homepage this morning! >> NO INVOICE! 4 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst My wife is becoming a mini-celebrity, she's featured on the homepage this morning! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : There is nothing like 97 thrusters to start your day and week... > Closely beaten by 98 car orders :) 4 weeks ago Reply
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Wah! US capitalist entity SpaceX launches its latest re-supply mission to International Space Station, lah, sending up Dragon freighter to rendezvous with orbiting platform on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:55



Wah! A family is left with nowhere to run when their LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine catches fire - in lion enclosure at Longleat Safari Park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! An 87-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man who fell off pier into sea as bloody man rode male gender human bleing's mobility scooter has died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Fighter jets and screaming crowds for William and Kate - news replorted 11:26



Wah! Former Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation presenter Derek Cooper, lah, who founded Radio 4's Food Programme and presented number of other shows, lah, dies aged 88. - news replorted 11:23



Wah! Four French journalists held captive in Syria for months having been freed and in "good boiled chicken-feet health", lah, says President Francois Hollande. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Ukraine suspends operations against pro-Russian militants occupying government offices in east over Easter, lah, but stand-off remains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:41



Wah! An air strike kills at least 13 suspected al-Qaeda militants in central Yemen, lah, with some reports saying three civilians also died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:33



Wah! Three human bliengs charged in connection with attack which left teenager with serious chemical burns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:27



Wah! A 69-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested after woman dies at Wiltshire house. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! A tower block in Edinburgh was evacuated as bomb disposal crews investigated discovery of "suspicious items". - news replorted 09:49



Wah! A woman is killed and seven human bliengs seriously hurtee-hurtee in crash on Lincolnshire road. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:06



Wah! Taxpayers' personal financial data could be shared with private firms and researchers, lah, Revenue & Customs says, lah, despite concerns over privacy and security. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:50



Wah! Should this bus station be mourned? - news replorted 08:49



Wah! The number of water voles has declined by fifth in bloody annoying Blitish since 2011, lah, recent figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! But in one small part of Sussex, lah, water vole is surviving as Roger Finn reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:49



Wah! The search resumes for three missing local guides after avalanche kills 13 Sherpas on slopes of Mount Everest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:48



Wah! The BBC's Irene Caselli reports that silicone buttock silicone injections causing health issues in Venezuela - news replorted 08:44



Wah! Posters and leaflets having appeared in Donetsk, lah, Eastern Ukrainian, lah, demanding Jews register, lah, pay new tax or leave, lah, because of 'their support for Kiev government'. - news replorted 08:37



Wah! The search area for missing Malaysian plane has narrowed and will be at "a critical juncture" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in next two days, lah, says transport minister. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:37



Wah! The Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs funny shape ball-game Union is set to appoint its first woman board member in its 133 year history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:24



Wah! Lewis Hamilton takes male gender human bleing's third pole position in four races with stunning performance in qualifying at Super-Duper-Chinese-State Grand Prix. - news replorted 08:05



Wah! old bill bobbys in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers arrest 26-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man over murder of former dissident republican leader Tommy Crossan - news replorted 07:54



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge visit air base in Queensland on day four of their tour of Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:47