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andrewbowyer an not cos u weren't actually selling 'used condoms'? 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : lucky buggers! We'd all love to have an MG franchise wouldn't we?! *rolls eyes* > But would you make one up? (???) 8 hours ago Reply
ashpron lucky buggers! We'd all love to have an MG franchise wouldn't we?! *rolls eyes* 8 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is a Martins dealer passing themselves off as an MG dealer? And why? Seems a bit naughty, if pointless. 8 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Big mistake to restrict Euro Immigration in the case of a Greek collape. All Greeks with get up and go should come 9 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Why do Mercedes still have white dial but amber switchgear illumination? #detailgeek >> No one cares 9 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I do have fun with my customers. I love these 100% super-duper professionals like BA pilot. They comply with all instructions. Easy job. 9 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS BA Pilot gets Volvo on Monday: "Speedbird driver, Volvo V60 clear to land. Buckle your bloody seatbelt and get the sheep off your driveway." 9 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS BA Pilot takes delivery on Monday: "Speedbird driver, car is now on downwind leg at last. Delivery checklist complete. Stop squawking, heh." 9 hours ago Reply
Davegalpin close, after a lap of the M25!! 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahahahaha :) 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looking at your picture... Is the "M25 ring" the sweat stain on your pants after a drive around London? :) 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Please explain to me what a troll is in the Internet sense >> "How close are you to your 5,000 target?"<< that's a troll :) 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website says: "There has been a help request from Hexamague" = etc etc>HOGAN What idiots, think I allow it 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : fuc* sake, go and stack shelves! Christ. >> I know. Instead they mope into worthy "food hand out" centres. Idiocy 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS I do wish you good fortune on Monday and will keep open mind. Let's see if this is more than I worry it may add up to. :) 10 hours ago Reply
Davegalpin fuc* sake, go and stack shelves! Christ. 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Monday, launches #startuploans & new enterprise report > I await with baited breath :) 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS A pal said his brother, a "car salesman" has been out of work since Feb 2007. I am afraid he must be a pretty shit car salesman, then. 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : think you're right - looking at costs - keeping them low = good profit. > That is why many dealers go bust 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS These people who spend time wailing about impossibility of getting jobs should be taken out and shot. Many jobs out there. I need #PHP guru 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Poor & jobless flood food banks >>How possible, then, that immigrants can arrive, get jobs & manage? 10 hours ago Reply
specialistcars1 think you're right - looking at costs - keeping them low = good profit. 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Poor and jobless flood food banks >> There are jobs for these people. They are benefit addicts. Weak. 10 hours ago Reply
specialistcars1 YOUR formula of cheap leasing - no bull of 'low payments' - quick response - geuine deals - & FUN is your success - I Think! :) 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "If the cuts continue on the current scale,..half-a-million Britons will need emergency food supplies by 2015." > Nonsense 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : *£nil* advertising - >> My fixed costs inc payroll are less than £20k a mth. That's key to profits I think. 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : *£nil* advertising WOW Thats amazing > Many competitors spend £1000's ea mth on Google Adwords (devil sperm) 10 hours ago Reply
Dannpye couldn't agree more! I can imagine u stomping around this office to this funky beats of Eurovision! 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : *£nil* advertising - WOW Thats amazing > Umesh, but I am web-only. Many free ways to attract web business :) 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's your accept rate? >> ...as you designed much of original process :) Many years ago now. 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's your accept rate? >> You know my process puts many hoops to jump through to weed out non-serious custs 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's your accept rate? > Around 40% at the mo. 65% on premium brands (eg Merc): custs have better credit 10 hours ago Reply
specialistcars1 *£nil* advertising - WOW Thats amazing ! well gob smacked to be honest -I'd better get some MORE lessons from you :) 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Woohoo! Eurovision tonight! >> Yes. Best night TV of the year. Beats the bloody #Olympics and #F1 and football hands down :) 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS I spend *£nil* on adv/marketing & keep all overheads really low (and do not buy the cars). This means, busier I am am, lower prices can be. 10 hours ago Reply
specialistcars1 RTCompetition crying! 10 hours ago Reply
ukandrewtaylor what's your accept rate? 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : And who said the car industry was in trouble! >> Some dealers struggle with massive overheads and low sales 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have had 6 x finance proposals so far since close of biz 6pm yesterday. Bloody busy, aaaaaaaaaaagh. Will be some happy car dealers on Monday 11 hours ago Reply
ThinkBusiness And who said the car industry was in trouble! 11 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS So many order means busy comms. Just answered 35 customer queries received since 6pm last night. And processed 2 x more signed car orders :) 11 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : End of the week. I hoped to be driving my #ampera by now. Delivered on the 14th May, broke on the 14th, garage on the 15th and still there 11 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it would be nice to be able to drive the #Ampera I have owned for almost 2 weeks and had for less than 1 day but its still broken 11 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Got 17 new car deliveries lined up for this month, so prob 20-25 more cars delivered by next Thurs. Invoice heaven :) Happy customers :)) 11 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : so how does an online pharmacy work? Can we upload our prescriptions >> Dunno, but should work well 11 hours ago Reply
ne_socialmedia so how does an online pharmacy work? Can we upload our prescriptions 13 hours ago Reply
watandil RT Just to say a very public and very large THANKYOU to Ling Valentine For advice xx x 14 hours ago Reply
ne_socialmedia very true 14 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : online pharmacy - thought web diagnosis of illnesses= dangerous? > as long as not many die :) 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Serious advice needed Just started an online pharmacy business > You need to go Taliban to succeed. Email is sent 15 hours ago Reply
ne_socialmedia promote convertibles this weekend 15 hours ago Reply
ne_socialmedia online pharmacy - thought internet diagnosis of illnesses was dangerous? 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just found an online version of a magazine article I have never seen before. "Business Matters" magazine. :) 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS I drive past all the main dealers and see the nits lining up the cars with balloons. It is the weekend!! Take time off! :) Relax! Enjoy! 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gonna be a slow weekend for the car trade with all this sunshine. Better to spend the weekend on the beach I think :) Roker, here I come. 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just started an online pharmacy business >>> I am very interested. Please email me sales.com 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS They need to read the law on price-fixing and market fixing. It is illegal for them to even attempt to discuss this with me. Idiots. 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS "we should not steal each other's customers" - WHAT??? Where do competitors get that from?? I steal like *uck. No cosy price fixing from me. 16 hours ago Reply
specialistcars1 Why moan and groan - either fight for the business or they dhould get out ! Its a Competitive 'open' world out there! #fight 16 hours ago Reply
watandil Serious advice needed Just started an online pharmacy business I need customers any advice ? 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS It is up to customers to decide... not a cosy agreement between leasing companies about what price to sell at. That is quite illegal. GRRRR 16 hours ago Reply
MountRec well that's good to hear / read! Better than your AED's statement 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and the most modest? >> hahahah, Competitors don't want competition, they want price-fixing. I refuse to do that :) 16 hours ago Reply
MountRec and the most modest? 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer jumped to me. Haha, moaning email from competitor. They coming to realise I am the most high quality lease car supplier in the UK. 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Signed in for the day. Morning everyone :) >> Tick Tock. The internet alarm clock has just gone off. 16 hours ago Reply
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williamdowling RT : Party? Woo party at Lings! 18 hours ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy ": : : Fancy giving me free car with your logo over it > Or, "That LingsCars driver is brilliant so kind" 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : : Fancy giving me free car with your logo over it > Or, "That LINGsCARS is in disabled bay" 1 day ago Reply
Fat_Jacques ha! Horribly cut up by a logoed van yesterday. Won't give them my business now. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : Fancy giving me free car with your logo over it > Or, "I was cut up by that LINGsCARS cnut" 1 day ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy :o how rude! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Fancy giving me free car with your logo over it, cheap advertising? > Fine until you run over/kill someone 1 day ago Reply
Matt_GribbenWXD Party? Woo party at Lings! 1 day ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy Fancy giving me a free car with your logo etc all over it, cheap advertising? #dontaskyoudontget 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : LING 'GOD OF THE LEASING WORLD' >> I am Chinese. There is no God. Only the Party. 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling LING 'GOD OF THE LEASING WORLD' 1 day ago Reply
bear146 Plan of attack today is to some work on ICT assignment. (Create a website from ) 1 day ago Reply
codingbadger RT : RT : Lings Cars is still my all time favourite website. >> Gee thanks Baz :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS ANOTHER Rumpy letter "We.. emphasise how we have been determined in delivering a comprehensive response to the sovereign debt crisis" 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings Cars is still my all time favourite website. >> Gee thanks Baz :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A friend has taken his much-loved website down as he doesn't have time to deal with the cookie law. Very sad. > Utter bollocks. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can I email you, please? I want new Raleigh bikes. 1 day ago Reply
AdamUrsell RT : “: RT : “: we supply Raleigh with all their vans. Want me to ask? > Gaz yes please. remind email” DM'd u 1 day ago Reply
DawnFryer I work for a bicycle importer and distributer . What are you looking for ? 1 day ago Reply
OverShareTweets RT :Indeed, that's almost HALF payments on a real car like a VW Up. >> Can the batteries be used for anything else in the home? 1 day ago Reply
gazthevanman “: RT : “: we supply Raleigh with all their vans. Want me to ask? > Gaz yes please. remind email” DM'd u 1 day ago Reply
raysmuckles nick you still got that contact at Raleigh uk from the show? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: we supply Raleigh with all their vans. Want me to ask? > Gaz yes please. remind me your email 1 day ago Reply
raysmuckles I can't personally - best bet is raleigh uk direct for that - will try to get u a contact 1 day ago Reply
gazthevanman “: Raleigh brand bikes, new. Can you supply direct to customers?” we supply Raleigh with all their vans. Want me to ask? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what sort of bikes? >> Raleigh brand bikes, new. Can you supply direct to customers? 1 day ago Reply
raysmuckles what sort of bikes? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Gross profit is vanity Net profit is sanity ! So hows your bottom line ? > As my overheads = fixed: It is damn good 1 day ago Reply
watandil I am now on target for £54,000 gross profit this >> Gross profit is vanity Net profit is sanity ! So hows your bottom line ? 1 day ago Reply
SulitTech #speechless RT : One group in our UX workshop chose this site to redesign: . Scroll and be amazed. 1 day ago Reply
a_hadeda RT : What kind of f*ckery is this? My eyes. Ouch! 1 day ago Reply
NattyGov What kind of fuc*ery is this? My eyes. Ouch! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what was it Peter Jones said? High turnover but no profits in your business > Dragons did not understand model 1 day ago Reply
catbodieddog ...and what was it Peter Jones said? High turnover but no profits in your business 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : why would I do a daft thing like that?! ;o) >> Indeed. Sensible chappy. :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : NO #Ampera ! Owned 12 days ... Been in garage 11 days >> This is to be expected, we are told by experts :) 1 day ago Reply
Marshalls_Chris NO #Ampera ! Owned it 12 days ... Been in garage 11 days ... 1 day ago Reply
markfendley why would I do a daft thing like that?! ;o) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : do I pay the upfront deposit now or at delivery? > Unless you order something silly like a Vauxhall #Ampera 1 day ago Reply
markfendley fab thanks 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if I arrange a lease for future delivery, do I pay upfront deposit now or at delivery? > Delivery. No cash now 1 day ago Reply
markfendley if I arrange a lease for future delivery, do I pay the upfront deposit now or at delivery? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Come on baby. I am now on target for £54,000 gross profit this month. Rain at the weekend will increase it. Selling selling selling like mad 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you a bicycle wholesaler ? I have been referred to you by - I may need some bicycles. 1 day ago Reply
Stacey_West Does anyone know a bicycle wholesaler? > Speak to Ling :) might be able to help 1 day ago Reply
RichardCarter very likely. Only 2 of our clients have actually done anything about it! 1 day ago Reply
ukmotortalk Ah.. Oh well, he didn't sound like he deserved a nice car anyway. 1 day ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy Bikes r us 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Could there soon be an 'app for that' maybe? Think of the potential >> It's the volume of info/dl's/scans etc 1 day ago Reply
ukmotortalk Could there soon be an 'app for that' maybe? Think of the potential.. ;-) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What a very un-charming man. >> Indeed :) I can't do a car via *just* an android phone, TinyMCR req's keyboard 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What a very un-charming man. >> Indeed :) I can't do a car via *just* an android phone, even me! Need javascript 1 day ago Reply
ukmotortalk in a deeply ironic fashion, naturally. What a very un-charming man. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does anyone know a bicycle wholesaler? 1 day ago Reply
ukmotortalk Just read your tweet re your sweary,non-PC (in any sense) owning correspondent. Now have Smiths' "This Charming Man" in head. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : much better. You should sell it to BBC! > I think most people use my method, but afraid to say 1 day ago Reply
RichardCarter much better. You should sell it to the BBC! 1 day ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy Buy some fans from me :) > 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You need bank account details > Yes, pls post here > sort code 005239 acc number 3668 23 74559 > Thx! Money taken 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think philjstewart.co.uk need to learn manners. Not very nice and very rude person. I am investigating him. 1 day ago Reply
watandil You need bank account details > Yes, please post here > sort code 005239 acc number 3668 23 74559 (use telephone key pad) 1 day ago Reply
KatyPotatie Via , been looking at this vehicle leasing website. Interesting take on web design! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh dear. I am a web business. Customer doen't have PC. I said "can't do it, then" philjstewart.co.uk replied "ok then. fu*k you " 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : can I have a cheap AMG Merc ? >> Yes >> I want 1/2 tank fuel. You need bank account details > Yes, please post here 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Not 1 person has blocked cookies on one of our sites, not wasting time on the others until we get complaints! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's Friday and Vauxhall have had the #Ampera for 10 days so fingers crossed its back today as promised > Got it yet? 1 day ago Reply
TheRealTidy Not 1 person has blocked cookies on one of our sites, not wasting time on the others until we get complaints! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : BVRLA announces new exec committee >Hard to imagine MASSIVE effect on the industry 1 day ago Reply
watandil can I have a cheap AMG Merc ? >> Yes, delivery this afternoon? >> I want 1/2 tank fuel ! what do you need bank account details 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, says "I make again an appeal to leaders & citizens in Greece"... most Greek citizens would break a plate on his head I think. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Information Commissioner has a transcript of cookie advice "Video transcript. NB: playing YouTube video sets a cookie" - absolute idiocy 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : have you seen they issued revised cookie guidelines today? - allows for implied consent 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : much better to be honest and have a cookie message like website. >> Thanks. 1 day ago Reply
Goonoo RT : Brilliant interpretation of the EU #cookie privacy from via 1 day ago Reply
gregorymarler much better to be honest and have a cookie message like website. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling I am a legend in my own Lunch Time can I have a cheap AMG Merc ? >> Yes, delivery this afternoon? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS How interesting. Just had Project Kahn on the chat on my website... 1 day ago Reply
LukeBurstow have you seen they issued revised cookie guidelines today? - allows for implied consent 1 day ago Reply
watandil Ling I am a legend in my own Lunch Time can I have a cheap AMG Merc ?Don't even want tinted windows want everyone to see its mine 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Experimenting with office cooling. >> I invested £2500 on real aircon. It works :) Cool as cucumbers in here, now :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Twizzy Batteries at £45 per month belgh! >> Indeed, that's almost HALF payments on a real car like a VW Up. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Brilliant interpretation of EU #cookie privacy from via > Thx! Tell Von Rumpy pls 1 day ago Reply
PaulHood Brilliant interpretation of the EU #cookie privacy from via 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ling,...but do not have a direct debit facility on my bank account. >> Matt, get a new bank account :) 1 day ago Reply
porter1970 ling,how can i lease a car i work full time but do not have a direct debit facility on my bank account.Matt Porter. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : Ling's Cars has the best implementation of the EU cookie law I've seen so far > Pls tell :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I could see that finding a nice home on >> Super-dooper-o-rama. Looking at it, thanks! 1 day ago Reply
OverShareTweets Twizzy sucks! Batteries at £45 per month belgh! Another £45 per month and get a real car please. Or spend less on a real scooter! 1 day ago Reply
Zerofee I could see that finding a nice home on 1 day ago Reply
peruch O meu próximo projeto terá um layout parecido com esse!!! hauehauehuauhe ~> 1 day ago Reply
DannyOTD They prefer the term "employees" to "workers" in case the latter suggests they have to actually do something. 1 day ago Reply
ne_socialmedia Recommendation for #ff for car leasing 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh dear, have Avis & Mugabe had enough? in desperate attempt to give cars away to Birmingham Council workers 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : They should put you in charge Head of Product Development. >> They make idiotic Twizzy EV now. useless. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's called a hydrofoil. >>> heh. 1 day ago Reply
OverShareTweets They should put you in charge Head of Product Development. Only good cars they make are Renault Sport Models, rest are poo! 1 day ago Reply
MountRec what "a bit past it"? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have 3 customers (entirely different, no relation) called "Cole". One having a Honda CRV, one having VW Touareg, one having a Citroen C1 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I am sad when I think of Renault today! >> Complete utter bad management and poor cars have ruined it. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : AED's dont always work Ling but great timing on the comment #epilepsyweek >> I am almost a public service. 1 day ago Reply
MountRec AED's dont always work Ling but great timing on the comment #epilepsyweek 1 day ago Reply
OverShareTweets I am sad when I think of Renault today! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : There should be a Epileptic Seizure warning on that site. #LingsCars >>> If you seize, you lose. Take AEDs nit 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : 50th birthday of the Renault Alpine: How does this car fit in range of ugly stupid EVs? >Good point 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : either or did it as satire for all that wrong with web design #LingsCars > Hello 1 day ago Reply
OverShareTweets RT : RT : To mark the 50th birthday of the Renault Alpine - How does this car fit in a range of ugly stupid EVs? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #ff to - if youre interested in...getting electric car such as Vauxhall Ampera, she's your "go to" lady 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #ff to - if youre interested in...getting an electric car such as the Vauxhall Ampera, she's your "go to" lady > Mmmmf 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : To mark the 50th birthday of the Renault Alpine we've created a special concept car - > Similar to Chrysler Alpine? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The Pierre De Nayer Daily nouvelle édition ? Aujourd'hui à la UNE: >> Merci buckets 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Here's checking out new vehicle for fleet > I have one! Here's Holly 1 day ago Reply
pdenayer The Pierre De Nayer Daily nouvelle édition ? Aujourd'hui à la UNE: 1 day ago Reply
irvb #ff to - if youre interested in going green and getting an electric car such as the Vauxhall Ampera, then she's your "go to" lady 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The cameras tend to point outside the cars rather than inwards..... >> That rules out sex on the bonnet then? 1 day ago Reply
simonstewart Looks like either or did it as a satire for all that is wrong with web design. #LingsCars 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Office for National Staistics want me to be part of Retail Sales Index. Why? They say I am legally obliged to take part. Pointless aaagh 1 day ago Reply
AAPresident The cameras tend to point outside the cars rather than inwards..... 1 day ago Reply
jfreislich There should be a Epileptic Seizure warning on that site. #LingsCars 1 day ago Reply
HaguesCatamite . No Ling, remember they can then sell those videos and mmake extra money to pay for their premiums! 1 day ago Reply
watandil Im an Independent Pharmaceutical merchandise salesman you still won't give me celeb discount.dont need tints 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Newsbeat: insurance premiums for young drivers. Will cameras in cars bring down costs? >Not if they out dogging every night 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS New VW Golf Cabriolet customer in London, just delivered: "Your customer service is next to none, other companies take note!" .. happy happy 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS New VW Golf Cabriolet customer in London, just delivered: "from start to finish this whole experience has been as smooth as silk." 1 day ago Reply
ikab RT : By far the best car rental site I've ever seen. Way more usable than anything else out there. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : indeed. Ling - you're up north - this is almost your target customer base? #stereotypes > Luckily I am UK-wide 1 day ago Reply
Jonny_DM indeed. Ling - you're up north - this is almost your target customer base? #stereotypes 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but theres a lot of car £ from independent pharmaceutical merchandise salesmen > heh, privacy glass needed? 1 day ago Reply
breakthesealuk Lings response to the EU cookie law - too funny. Although we've now tweeted her twice, her marketing works! 1 day ago Reply
Jonny_DM probably yes if i get your drift. but theres a lot of car £ from independent pharmaceutical merchandise salesmen 1 day ago Reply
MatthewGJensen RT : [Merc] trying to go back upmarket? >> I am desperately trying to contact Kerry Katona for them. - That's why Mums drive... 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : hahaha just what they want. Although her admirers/fans are mostly 'aspirational'. > That means they take up nose? 1 day ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : : Any feedback on the Team Valley open day yesterday? > Potentially lost opportunity of the year so far. 1 day ago Reply
Jonny_DM hahaha just what they want/need. Although her admirers/fans are mostly 'aspirational'. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Any feedback on the Team Valley open day yesterday? > Empty tent on a gypsy site. I thought it was a Council wedding. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Any feedback on the Team Valley open day yesterday? > I drove past, was an empty tent on a gypsy site. Big car park, 1 car. 1 day ago Reply
jimreidvehicle “: A big #ff for the #bestintrade #motortrade CHEERS 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : [Merc] now trying to go back upmarket? >> I am desperately trying to contact Kerry Katona for them. 1 day ago Reply
Jonny_DM After Audi has been doing that for what 5 years? They've done massive discounts recently - now trying to go back upmarket? 1 day ago Reply
samlaing I just lost 10 min of my life looking at this site: Don't do it - you will get sucked in. cc/ 1 day ago Reply
sarahcremer by far the best looking site ever... ;) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : i like your website... >> Thanks so much. What a shame you are a cat with no followers :))) But I appreciate that! 1 day ago Reply
BCambray i like your website... 1 day ago Reply
lakey Dammit, I knew there was something I had to do... 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How about an F430 then? >> Now you being sensible.... Have you arranged the propane flame jets and wind machine, yet? 1 day ago Reply
lakey How about an F430 then? 1 day ago Reply
ashpron A big #ff for the #bestintrade #motortrade ... 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I make again an appeal to...citizens in Greece to let reason & self-interest prevail > Let democracy prevail instead (for change) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ok - no electric car for me! I'm going to remain a petrol head - a while? > Fuel cost need to rise more first 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How much does an M3 cost? >> Bugger off :)) If you have to ask, you can't afford it, hahaha! Bloody wannabes... heh 1 day ago Reply
lakey How much does an M3 cost? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's the deposit on that? >> The Merc SLK??? £1000 inc VAT. Qashqai - depends which one. I see you next wk! 1 day ago Reply
ne_socialmedia how much for a quashquai? Spelt wrong I'm sure 1 day ago Reply
breakthesealuk Craziest website we have come across in a while.... Remember her from ? 1 day ago Reply
ne_socialmedia what's the deposit on that? 1 day ago Reply
sarahcremer RT : Ha :) > RT : By far the best car rental site I've ever seen. Way more usable than anything else out there. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and the new Ampera? Improvements LING? > Also, owned by fuc*ing idiots as far as I can tell at the moment... 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and the new Volt / Ampera? Improvements LING? >> Psssh. £££ for Vaux badge. Complicated. Residual is worrying. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : sadly I am bling averse! > Also, this would mean you'd be seen to accept a German car bail-out. :) = Bad. 1 day ago Reply
HaguesCatamite Yeah Ling, everyone knows that Paul is a Marxist along with 99.999% of workers at the BBCCCP! 1 day ago Reply
Fred_Roed Ha :) > RT : By far the best car rental site I've ever seen. Way more usable than anything else out there. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what about the leaf? have you driven one of those? >> No, they are shit in terms of range. Drive... stop. Oh. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : sadly I am bling averse! > Indeed :) But I'm sure I noticed a medallion on your n/night turn, the other Friday 1 day ago Reply
lordlancaster Lots of websites don't have any, or if they do they're tiny and hidden away at the bottom of the page. It's daft! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How was your electric demonstrator? win or fail? > Electric demo? I am hated by the EV idiots for telling truth 1 day ago Reply
paulmasonnews sadly I am bling averse! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : - what a legend. cc you are my hero > Betty Midler song? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ah thank you for remembering! > You are far more famous than that posh bird who gobs off, though :) 1 day ago Reply
UTVDriveMag RT : Welcome to our latest followers have a #FF too 1 day ago Reply
MarcPerel RT : - what a legend. cc you are my hero 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Our large social icons at bottom only been there for a few days. I'm running a little test > Hehe, good answer 1 day ago Reply
lordlancaster Our large social icons at bottom have only been on there for a few days. I'm running a little test. Previously just at the top. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Does an appearance on Hollyoaks count? I'll have a C63 for £10/month! haha! >> You get cheap Merc keyring for that 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Do they do a diesel version of the SLK? > Of course. Alex... however... ahem :) You were bloody fired hahaha 1 day ago Reply
MatthewGJensen MY Klout score is 57, that must mean something. how about running a SLK Klout Perk in UK? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Renault Looking To Launch Luxury Sub-Brand >> Utter contradiction in terms. Dacia is a far better prospect. Cheap/cheerful. 1 day ago Reply
mikeproud Does an appearance on Hollyoaks count? I'll have a C63 for £10/month! haha! 1 day ago Reply
watandil Would I qualify for a celeb merc deal ? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mercedes want big names to be seen in their cars. They will cut deals if you are publicly well known. Come on down (to me), superstars. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If I got my photo on Crimewatch would that count? >> Only if Fred West/Jeremy Clarkson status. Note. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey you probably qualify for "celeb" deal on Merc, you know? eg EG SLK 200 AMG Sport £201/mth incVAT 1-yr rental. Interest? 1 day ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy Excellent deal lingy. 1 day ago Reply
LukeBurstow If I got my photo on Crimewatch would that count? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You may not realise this but I am kind of a big deal. People know me. >> Ah!!! You are the "Kid" Jensen? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Niggel, you will qualify for "celeb" Merc deal eg EG SLK 200 AMG Sport £201/mth 1-year rental. (support German industry! heh) 1 day ago Reply
GeoffChisnall RT : By far the best car rental site I've ever seen. Way more usable than anything else out there. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey I think you will qualify. I have *VERY* cheap Mercs for "celebs", TV football etc. EG SLK 200 £201/mth 1-year rental. 1 day ago Reply
MatthewGJensen You may not realise this but I am kind of a big deal. People know me. 1 day ago Reply
MarcPerel By far the best car rental site I've ever seen. Way more usable than anything else out there. 1 day ago Reply
andygambles I have been in my local paper does that count? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ah excellent! So can we tempt you with an exclusive Mercedes AMG test-drive Ling? >> How exclusive? Hmmm. hehe 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Any "names" read this? I can do Merc deals for "celebs". EG: SLK200 AMG Sport Auto, met, pano roof £201/mth inc VAT. > 1-year rental BTW :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Any "names" read this? I can do Merc deals for "celebs". EG: SLK200 AMG Sport Auto, met, pano roof £201/mth inc VAT. Recognised names TV etc 1 day ago Reply
NattyGov RT : One group in our UX workshop chose this site to redesign: . Scroll and be amazed. 1 day ago Reply
ogilvydma RT : One group in our UX workshop chose this site to redesign: . Scroll and be amazed. 1 day ago Reply
RianVDM One group in our UX workshop chose this site to redesign: . Scroll and be amazed. 1 day ago Reply
MercAMGEvent Ah excellent! So can we tempt you with an exclusive Mercedes AMG test-drive Ling? 1 day ago Reply
codingbadger Lings Cars is still my all time favourite website. 1 day ago Reply
elephantseaster Site of the day ... Scroll down and enjoy 1 day ago Reply
simonstewart Possibly the best site ever! #LingsCars Scroll *all the way down* for the full glory. 1 day ago Reply
BlytonParkDC Welcome to our latest followers have a #FF too 1 day ago Reply
DrZeds Ling's Cars particularly is awesome this morning 1 day ago Reply
BarnabyWalters Ling’s response to EU cookie law () "cookie:customer_identity_species=human Via 1 day ago Reply
NathanJY RT : Love Ling’s response to EU cookie law () – via 1 day ago Reply
mattshaw85 RT : Love Ling’s response to EU cookie law () – via 1 day ago Reply
lukejones Love Ling’s response to EU cookie law () – via 1 day ago Reply
richardcaddick take a look at for her solution - bottom of the purple box at the top of the page :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : official page dedicated to Marshall's exclusive AMG Event! > I have just ordered AMG keyring & hat from you for C63 cust. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good Morning Tweeps we are now open ^GaryK >> One minute late again. Do you need new battery? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : For us ...> Why not put the TWENTY TIMES bigger ones at the top, and tiny ones at the bottom? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : For us ... > But your social icons at bottom of page are TWENTY TIMES bigger than ones at top 1 day ago Reply
ne_socialmedia its another way of saying "I have someone doing my tweets for me and they know nothing about me" 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : AMG ...when engine makes it to production, one person spends one day making it > Let's hope not out on piss, night before. 1 day ago Reply
lordlancaster Also depends what type of business it is. For us , 'Community' in all its forms is key to everything we do. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My point is ...social icons on their site & DO want people to use them > Money before twitter, I say :) 1 day ago Reply
Pattest_ne or they having nothing interesting to say so they use someone else's comment! I tend not to follow these people 1 day ago Reply
lordlancaster My point is that if people have social icons on their site & DO want people to use them, MAKE THEM EASY TO SEE! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling, I think your site is the exception > What I mean is that the socio-bollocks is *secondary* to a business 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some big construction worker in Scotland had his name transposed by Merc insurance from CARNIE, to *CARINE*. I asked for mini-skirt photo :) 1 day ago Reply
lordlancaster Ling, I think your site is the exception as it's VERY engaging, entertaining & clearly works ;-) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : engine ...: Start. Rev to red line. Stop after 500hrs. > The valeter does that after PDI, at every dealership. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Whenever people spout wise platitudes and quotes on Twitter, I think: "ah, they are not making money", because they choose to talk bollocks. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS The goal is money. So few businesses talk about £££ sales and £££ profit. *THAT* should be the focus, not how a Twitter account is engaging. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS FB etc Socio-bollocks *OFTEN BUT NOT ALWAYS* enhances business. But, first, you need a successful business. Socio-bollocks is not the goal. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Why? > I think many ppl confuse "engagement" & all socio-bollocks; with selling £££, making big profit & being successful 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Why do sites have FB, Twitter, YT icons hidden at bottom of page? > "Engagement" is not everything. Selling £££s, *IS*. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Why do so many sites have FB, Twitter, YT icons hidden at bottom of the page? > Cos they DON'T want to engage really. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 'The Valley is all about nuclear weapons. >>> You mean Team Valley? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Focus customer waits: "as long as there is communication that's what really counts..... so far you lot are pretty bloody good at that." 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling I'm sure this could be arranged ? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What about if he does the running section with a nuke strapped to his back??? > To Bruxelles, YES. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : But it's all for a good cause! > My pet hate are charity-subsidised holidays (eg Kilimanjaro, machupicchu) 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling Well it's your choice. What about if he does the running section with a nuke strapped to his back??? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : But it's all for a good cause! > Understand. But the trithalon is not useful. :) It is my own internal rule. 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling RT : RT : My friends charity triathlon page. >> ie. not "events", more digging gardens, decorating 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling RT : RT : My friends charity triathlon page. >> You know... I prefer USEFUL charity stuff... 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling But it's all for a good cause! If you sponsor him £1 I will get his shirt printed with LING LEASING on the back ;-)! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My friends charity triathlon page. >> ie. not "events", more digging gardens, decorating 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My friends charity triathlon page. >> You know... I prefer USEFUL charity stuff... 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling It's going to be a hot one! Have a good day. If you get chance check out my friends charity triathlon page. 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling RT : RT : Because your ace! >>> hahahaha. I am already working like a dog today. Busy busy. Thanks for the vote! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Because your ace! >>> hahahaha. I am already working like a dog today. Busy busy. Thanks for the vote! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : On may way to Slovenia. Meeting with Prime Minister, speech at National Assembly >> What has poor Slovenia done to deserve THIS? 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling Because your ace! 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling RT : RT : LING LEASING >> Thanks for the advert, not sure what I have done to deserve it? :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : LING LEASING >> Thanks for the advert, not sure what I have done to deserve it? :) 1 day ago Reply
williamdowling LING LEASING 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS ask about his social media/customer response strategy. Here is a big boss who does it well. Not many of them. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : internet win RT : Next time someone requests that something on a page look bolder I am sending them this 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Like China Then!!“: #eurovision Baku: ..one tower, a dictator family...> I don't think China has a dictator family 1 day ago Reply
gazthevanman tweets got me to turn #eurovision on. Turned on an out of tune 1980s soft rock band #perm #shavedchest #guyliner 2 days ago Reply
IMGoph internet win RT : Next time someone requests that something on a page look bolder I am sending them this 2 days ago Reply
Trebor_76 Ling. I didn't think you would be a Eurovision fan! Ru camping it up? 2 days ago Reply
jamie_bear Next time someone requests that something on a page look bolder I am sending them this 2 days ago Reply
WelshManc20 RT : Sponsor who will be doing a #triathlon for and we will lease a car from you. 2 days ago Reply
waiyeehong don't forget the scrolly frames! 2 days ago Reply
williamdowling Sponsor who will be doing a #triathlon for and we will lease a car from you. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Sweden = Gaga-ish 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : She's dressed like She Ra with the face of James from Geordie Shore #Bulgaria #Eurovision 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think it would give 's site a good battle! > Just a page with a phone number on it 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Ukraine: Excellent use of the graphics. May win IMO. If the Russians don't cut the gas off first. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Portugal "How can we avoid winning?" Hmmm. "...sing in Portuguese." hey! "...Brilliant idea!" 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Baku: They have one tower, a dictator family and lots of political prisoners. A shithole. With oil. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah what is this Belarus?! #EuroVision 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Malta will get a lot of votes I think. Where do they find them on such a small island? 2 days ago Reply
waiyeehong I think it would give 's site a good battle for eye-strain inducement! 2 days ago Reply
ij1971 Mr Humperdink doesn't do semis. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : he's not on until Saturday. >> He will be shit. 2 days ago Reply
paleolithic4 Netherlands = village people + Mumford and sons 2 days ago Reply
JamieFDHurst I'm watching it! This one is a piss-take, surely… Why is she wearing a North American headdress? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Dutch girl has a squint 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #Eurovision Netherlands = superb. hahaha 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ohhh the Dutch one looks like it might be good #Eurovision 2 days ago Reply
Fat_Jacques he's not on until Saturday. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : has Engelbert been on yet? #Eurovision >> I don't really know Englebert. I know Serbia is SHIT though :) 2 days ago Reply
ashpron has Engelbert been on yet? Better or worse than Jedward? #Eurovision 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS What the hell language is THAT? #Eurovision 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's #Eurovision time again!!! 2nd semi final is on BBC3 now :) 2 days ago Reply
captbrogers Hey , you still didn't beat /cc 2 days ago Reply
andygambles your top down! Jesus not sure the world is ready for those baps! 2 days ago Reply
ProfessorB_ ... I can't tell if this is real or a joke?! 2 days ago Reply
grumbo Sounds a great idea to me. We could all go! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : not exactly slumming it really. Nice choice. >> Nice in the sunshine. Electric handbrake is awful. 2 days ago Reply
KostaFortune not exactly slumming it really. Nice choice. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what do you drive Ling? >> Me??? A base model Audi A5 Cab. Slumming it. :) 2 days ago Reply
KostaFortune what do you drive Ling? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another signed order, 7x today, gives me something to smile about on the drive home (with the top down, in the sun). 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we may have to bring Trevor to help ! > In China, the No1 Choice = Chow Sui Fried Rice, hahaha 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : not sure & MarshallMG could handle you Ling :-) we may have to bring Trevor to help! > Noo!! :) 2 days ago Reply
MarshallMotorGp not sure even and could handle you Ling :-) we may have to bring Trevor to help ! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : thought u on target for £1bn :) > Aiming £1/2m GP this year, different league 2 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 I think you could show both £1bn a thing or two in China....thought u were on target for £1bn :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Robert we should take long with us ? >> 2 x £1bn MD's, and me :) Nits. Hahaha. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Robert we should take long with us? > Long, hahaha. Where, in China? Big place 2 days ago Reply
MarshallMotorGp Robert we should take long with us ? 2 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 RT #POSITIVEGOODNEWS 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have exceeded £3000 Gross Profit AGAIN, today. 6x signed orders today. Still 7 hours to go. Superb week/month/year so far. What recession? 2 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 Think you might have to hold their hands whilst travelling in china - teach them chinglish 1st - :) 2 days ago Reply
DannyOTD RT : RT : : .. the Team Valley Open Day .There is open day? Wny I not invited?>>There was an EV there. Scared of you. 2 days ago Reply
Mrs_OrangeTree RT : RT : Someone at the Team Valley Open Day > Wny I not invited? << we applied online and they didn't even respond! 2 days ago Reply
Mrs_OrangeTree RT : Someone at the Team Valley Open Day > There is open day? Wny I not invited? << we weren't either! I saw it on twitter. 2 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : the Team Valley Open Day >>it was, by any standards, missed opportunity of the decade to promote a key part of Gateshead 2 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : : .. the Team Valley Open Day .There is open day? Wny I not invited?>>Exactly. Hardly anyone was. Found out by accident. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Someone at the Team Valley Open Day had noticed the new, landmark, OrangeTree sign > There is open day? Wny I not invited? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: thinking of visiting China...? Any interest?” count me in > they will eat you all alive 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : : Awesome - made my week. > haha Tell me when you find an EV that works :) 2 days ago Reply
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MyMateDoug Just asked someone to read #PurpleCow. Highly relevant and recommend to me by ...thanks to Social Media. 2 days ago Reply
richms ah. We call those eftpos terminals here. The one at work is an antique. Takes forever on damn chipped cards. 2 days ago Reply
ecotricity : Awesome - this convo has made my week. You are a legend in our webteam Ling :D ^PS 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : No logical person expected Euro to work without federalised Europe. > Too many cheating foreign Govs 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : : Only joking - I think Ling can take a joke >> Me? I am OUTRAGED hahaha. 2 days ago Reply
MyMateDoug >> car leasing is fab. Defo when you need to lease a car 2 days ago Reply
ecotricity : Only joking - I think Ling can take a joke - I've seen her website :D ^PS 2 days ago Reply
snanua 2 days to go! #EUcookie Still prefer approach 2 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : : Is it my turn to comment on car leasing?>>Useful, business relevant topic. 2 days ago Reply
ecotricity : Mostly top-ups & longer journeys. Is it my turn to comment on car leasing? ;) ^PS 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I am going to refuel my car at lunch time. This will take about 2 minutes. How convenient is that? > No!! Refuel at night!! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : : most people charge .. occasionally in day > Why bother with EV charging bays, then? 2 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : RT : : The grid can cope > Good. Government were saying otherwise recently, but good! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : PDQ? what is that exactly? >> A machine that takes bank cards for payments 2 days ago Reply
ecotricity : Nah - most people charge at night, occasionally in the day ^PS 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : : The grid can cope > You presuming at night. People charge EVs all day. 2 days ago Reply
richms PDQ? what is that exactly? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS My PDQ machine has arrived, from Barclays. Does anyone have a card number I can test on it? 2 days ago Reply
MyMateDoug >> invent me a solar powered car that releases no carbon waste. That'd be great. #JuryOut 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Grid overload is just a myth > When you have 1m cars charging at night =grid overload 2 days ago Reply
MyMateDoug >> I've read the research. The tech has a long way to go. #efficiencyofconsumption 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley That is the very point I am making. Grid overload is just a myth. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : > Electric Vehicles? The ones that will burn out National Grid & consume more? > Yes 2 days ago Reply
MyMateDoug >> Electric Vehicles? are these the ones that will burn out the National Grid? and consume more?? 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley I respect her and everyone's opinions. Not everyone think EVs are a good idea. But get the facts right. 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley All opinions are valid. I have no issue with opposing opinions... if they are based on the facts. 2 days ago Reply
MyMateDoug I think Ling needs to upgrade to a Marauder: 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : She does not own an EV >> But their opinions are valid. > *IF* you can afford one. I can. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : And by "science" I mean tesla guns, explosions and creeping monsters from beyond time, not that dull weights-on-a-spring shit from school. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : RT : >>Most motorists, incl. me, are far from convinced by EVs > Unigate like them 2 days ago Reply
clarkie1973 if Greece exits, Spain next? I sense that the #euro is a precarious house of cards. 2 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : >>I would strongly recommend that you do not use Twitter to say negative things about other business people 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Next-gen Mini scooped at CAR Online > Surprise. It is exactly the same as the current one. :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You might not have better things to do... >> Hey. I have sold 3 cars this morning. I do not laugh at G-Wizz 2 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : RT : >>Most motorists, including me, are far from convinced by electric vehicles 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You think the Ampera is a joke when it isn't. Your idea of a joke is rather warped and distorted > Ooops :) 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley You might not have better things to do but I have. I am sure we will continue this another time :-) BFN 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley That is the problem. You think the Ampera is a joke when it isn't. Your idea of what is a joke is rather warped and distorted 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley I can take a joke when it is a joke. The sad thing is that your jokes aren't just jokes. They try to have a dig at EVs 2 days ago Reply
watandil I want a red up ! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You are actively misleading people .... > If you can't take a joke... you shouldn't buy an #Ampera 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just done one of those VW Up cars. Seems cute. Another SIGNED ORDER! That's 3 signed orders, already, today. Another good day in prospect. 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley You are doing more than observing. You are actively misleading people by making the kind of comments you do. 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley It is very early days. They are expensive, It is new tech. They won't sell fast just yet. But that doesn't make them bad 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You want to slag off EVs. > Not at all... we can all see how successful and popular they are :) Just observing 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley That is not really your point is it. If it is then you are being very patronising. You want to slag off EVs. That is your point 2 days ago Reply
alsandal39 you love a good wind up in the morning. Always manage to get a bite off someone!! Haha 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What are you trying to prove here? >> That you should unplug your electric car before washing it with water. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Big co's like treat the Internet as having opening hours. This is a very wrong model in my opinion. I think this'll change. 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley Nit? Is that the best you can do? Peeerleese! Why resort to insults? What are you trying to prove here? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good morning !!!! ^CASSIE >> Cassie, you are 3 minutes late. Again! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : No that is not all you say. By saying that you are trying to put people off. You say lot more than that > nit 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Trouble for Cameron: EU leaders told Van Rompuy to draft plan to deepen eurozone's economic union >> Dig dig dig the hole... 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley No that is not all you say. By saying that you are trying to put people off. You say a lot more than that 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley What do followers prove? It proves people follow you. It doesn't prove you are right, just that people like what you say! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Your so called "light" is nothing more than propaganda >> All I said was "unplug before washing your #Ampera" 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Your so called "light", nothing more than propaganda > I see your mass followers queueing up to support you :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Your so called "light" is nothing more than propaganda, trying to steer people away from EVs no matter how 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley Your so called "light" is nothing more than propaganda, trying to steer people away from EVs no matter how 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What is the point if your "light" is stopping people seeing the truth? > Perlease. You are like the 3 monkeys. 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley What is the point if your so called "light" is actually stopping people seeing the truth? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Have you nothing better to do than to slag off Evs? > My goal in life to bring light where there is none... :) 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley Have you nothing better to do than to slag off Evs and their owners? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If you think that is the only thing people consider ... >> Just as well, with the #Ampera. On price it #fails 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley If you think that is the only thing people consider then you are a very sad person :-( 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : People wanting ...the Ampera would go to someone that DOES know the facts. > Only fact is: HOW ££ MUCH? :) 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley Obviously not. People wanting to know about the Ampera would go to someone that DOES know the facts. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Are you a Vauxhall main dealer selling the Ampera? Why would anyone ask you about it? >> hahaha. They ask me. 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley And that proves what exactly? Are you a Vauxhall main dealer selling the Ampera? If not why would anyone ask you about it? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'\m available over evenings/weekends until end of June :) > You are booked in Metro Centre eves/weekends until end June. 2 days ago Reply
KostaFortune EVs are the devil 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Then why mislead people if ££ will put them off. >> I have had almost ZERO demand for #Ampera. No enquiries. 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley Sensitive? Not at all. Just accurate and factual. You OTOH mislead people. Big difference. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Then why mislead people if ££ will put them off. >> I am not misleading. Just saying "unplug before washing" 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley Then why mislead people if ££ will put them off. They won't need your help. Let them decide. £ didn't put me off nor others 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I didn't say an auto car wash did I. There are hand car washes don't you know? > You are hilariously sensitive 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : [EVs]. You ...put people off them even it it means misleading people with unthruths > £££ put people off :) 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley I didn't say an auto car wash did I. There are hand car washes don't you know? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dilemma..wash the #Ampera by hand or take to car wash? > Think of enviro overhead. Car wash powered by dirty electricity. 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley Why is it you always slag off EVs? You seem determined to put people off them even it it means misleading people with unthruths 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good Morning Tweeps we are now open ^GaryK >> 1 minute early. Excellent timekeeping today! Unusually. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Economist on #radio4 just said Spain regarded as "too big to fail". Hold tight everyone. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS GM missed massive trick, by not fitting common electric-powered things into the #Ampera. Like, a toaster, kettle, hairdryer, elec toothbrush 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I would never have thought of that > Would be excellent if the #Ampera had an integral toaster inside :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Would you recommend unplugging a charging #Ampera , before washing it with buckets of soapy water? 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley Ah yes, of course. I would never have thought of that. Thanks. Toaster? Car? mmm. Ah yes, It is good you reminded me. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Why? >> Because that is like washing your toaster while plugged in. Danger of death. Sensible stuff, Paul. 2 days ago Reply
PaulChurchley Why? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Time for the first wash for the #Vauxhall #Ampera. > Unplug it, first. Do not wash while plugged into 240v mains. :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : I reaffirm that we want Greece to remain in the euro area while respecting its commitments. > ie. Keep starving. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hande Hoch, Greece. For you, ze Euro ist OVER! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Guten abend #Porsche family! >> Please ring Angela Merkel and ask her to call off the Swabian housewives. Thanks. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Guten abend #Porsche family! >> Please call Angela Merkel and ask her to call off the Swabian housewives. Thanks. 2 days ago Reply
ITGuyMark Good shout Ling.... 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you want a wedding, a funeral or a mosque destroyed by missiles... USA = Olympic Champion. "Oh say can you see, by the HUD gunsight..." 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : US drone hit small mosque in Hasukhel in Mir Ali. [People... ] were praying at time. >> Praying it would miss? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Two signed orders before 8am. One a Honda Civic, one a Honda CR-V. I am singlehandedly reviving fortunes :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Honda CR-V customer says: "Thanks again for such a speedy service " ... as they order the car. I am thinking to change name to "Ling Type-R" 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Oooooohhh! Love car mats!! >> The small rectangular rear ones make a great vibro-pad for noisy computers. 2 days ago Reply
ITGuyMark Oooooohhh! Love car mats!! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : No....cos it might be me!!! >> hahaha!!! I will send you a gift of special Ling car mats, then :) 2 days ago Reply
ITGuyMark No....cos it might be me!!! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Morning Ling.....might have some biz for you soon :) >> Oooooooh, that sounds nice. Do I have to pay you kickback? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm so glad I get paid in NOK just now. > having said that, if Greece exits, the Euro should get stronger. 2 days ago Reply
ITGuyMark Morning Ling.....might have some biz for you soon :) 2 days ago Reply
clarkie1973 I'm so glad I get paid in NOK just now. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Indeed, split into £50k chunks with different banks >> Indeed. I use HSBC and Barclays and also a small B.Soc. 2 days ago Reply
canny_lass Indeed, split into £50k chunks with different banks 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I hope everyone (in business) is ready for this #Euro thing to kick off. You better have a pile of cash to tide you over the uncertainty. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS The unsung hero in all this Euro-shite is... ... Gordon Brown. The people of the UK should be *VERY* thankful to him for no UK Euro. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Herman van Numpty "...we prepared the ground for common decisions in June, five weeks from now." ... kicking the can (yet again aagh) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Herman van Numpty your "growth initiatives" are based on a false premise. Internal masturbation. It's just utter Enron-accounting. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Herman van Numpty the problem is that countries prop up banks with cash the banks then use to buy their sovereign debt. Etc. Idiocy. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Less good is the fact Little Chef is playing Tina Turner/Private Dancer. >> They must get a discount on the PRS fee. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : people who buy AMG Mercs, wouldn't want to wear an AMG shirt. Surely more taste than that?! >>> Errr, no :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My chair broke sending me to the ground while looking at . LING, Your site should come with a warning! 2 days ago Reply
awmerchant I haven't seen a site that looks like this in so long! via 3 days ago Reply
mitchellandking RT : Government please buy brilliant cars made in the UK and support home manufacturers and the voters who work for them 3 days ago Reply
johnwilliams713 My chair broke sending me to the ground while looking at . LING, Your site should come with a warning! 3 days ago Reply
AndyJSmith people who buy AMG Mercs, wouldn't want to wear an AMG shirt. Surely more taste than that?! 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I want Merc C63 customer gift. Dealer said: "I've just been downstairs and the price of an AMG Polo Shirt is £72 inclusive of vat. OMG !!!" 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I would be careful what you wish for >> It simply cannot sustain. Needs killing, now. Longer, it gets worse. 3 days ago Reply
condemmer I would be careful what you wish for . its like a line of dominoes, if one falls over, it is bound to take a few with it, us2 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS . von Rumpie post a Tweet & seems like the WHOLE of Europe (apart from a few gravy-trainers) tells him the truth. Does he read this? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "Herman Van Rompuy Tonight we will discuss how we can stimulate growth #euco" <- The Euro elite. Is there nothing they can't fix? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am REALLY getting tired of these complete headless chickens running Europe etc. Some countries need to leave the Euro. Face facts. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : . *uckoff Dobby. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : YOU parasites are the reason why there is a neonazi party in #Greece and and this is a starter, it will spread because of you 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : just wish the seats could go lower as i find the headroom a bit low. > Designed for Chinese, nit. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Greetings, you not going to be at the SMMT Media Test Day tomorrow? > Robert Mugabe got all the cars (40 free) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : resign 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : MT : Tonight we discuss how we can stimulate growth & jobs.There is much we can do. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : people of #europe will do much for growth when they march to Brussels; kick you, parasites, out; and recover freedom and #democracy 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Oh dear on growth. What year are we? 2000, 2005? #euco 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you'd better run as the last bus to cloud cuckoo land is about to leave 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Invest? You have nothing to invest with! Entrepreneurs invest, not moochers, parasites and spongers in the #EUSSR 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I want EU leaders to have a focused & frank discussion, but with a strong will to compromise. > You mean: Europe vs Germany 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What we can do for growth: mobilise finance for investments in projects with high growth potential #euco >You mean "borrow more"? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : euro zone leaders: affirm commitment to safeguarding financial stability in euro area #wsjeuro > can hear Greeks screaming 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another stunning sales day - £3500 Gross Profit. I am waiting for the Euro collapse to take effect. Tick tock. Euro-leader fools & idiots. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Chancellor Merkel says EU treaties forbid joint debt liabilities >> EU treaties forbade a bailout for Greece! They're ignored. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I bet the menu at the EU summit in Bruxelles has been pared back due to the austerity. - it hasn't? Oh. Are Germany paying the bill? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Von Rumpy's EU Dinner tonight . No mention of Greece in the invite. Kill the patient -save the cancer, eh? I can't wait for verdict. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : have a great evening!!! ^DAN >> You are leaving a minute early. Tut tut. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...head over our Cars website - you can even book a test drive online: > Are you serious? You have... a form? Sheesh. Perlease 3 days ago Reply
r5haw nice car ;-) 3 days ago Reply
lennym No, but if recommended a Ferrari garage I'd definitely use it. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have just had signed orders for two separate Merc C-Class estates, one after another. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS hey thanks for you nice little visit. Nit. :) 3 days ago Reply
gazthevanman “: LINGsCARS poll shows just..,, the Olympics. 83% said it will have "no effect" on their lives.” only 83%! 3 days ago Reply
webuyanycar We are inextricably linked. We once found a cat mid-inspection! ": Who needs when you have 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : That's because Olympics is about as exciting as watching your MOT through the viewing window. 3 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : LINGsCARS poll shows just 1% of people in Newcastle/Gateshead will travel to the Olympics. >>I agree. I shall stay here. 3 days ago Reply
Heutagogy That's because Olympics is about as exciting as watching your MOT through the viewing window. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS LINGsCARS poll shows just 1% of people in Newcastle/Gateshead will travel to the Olympics. 83% said it will have "no effect" on their lives. 3 days ago Reply
andrewrobinson Yeah that sounded obvious to me. "CEOs more likely to have private jets" 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : professional/managerial drivers 4 x more likely to have Olympic tickets than those in lower paid jobs > Cos more applied? 3 days ago Reply
grumbo You running a retail art shop is like making Bernie Ecclestone Chairman of the Greyhound Racing Association 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am spraying my 10w LED floodligfhts silver, for my Metro Centre retail experience. The weather is helping. Bling bling. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who needs when you have hahahha! 3 days ago Reply
ashpron apologies, you are correct it is a republic-I should know I've been enough times. I stand corrected. 4 days ago Reply
canny_lass Okay, thanks :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi Ling. Have you still got your London bus? >> No, sold it almost 2 years ago. 4 days ago Reply
gazthevanman “: #eurovision Greece entry girl wearing white knickers.... Cannot afford a longer skirt than fanny-level.” #alwaysawinner ;D 4 days ago Reply
canny_lass Hi Ling. Have you still got your London bus? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : notice have taken the 'post your own abuse' feature off their homepage! > Only cos I wanted the solar system up 4 days ago Reply
andrewbowyer I notice have taken the 'post your own abuse' feature off their homepage! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> Excellent first semi. :) 4 days ago Reply
lakey 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Jedward: I think they need a pee. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS JEDWAAAAAARD #eurovision Come on boyz. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : f*ck HIM IN THE POO POO! #eurovision >>> Yes, I heard it exactly the same. Must like it up the ass in Austria. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision I instantly like trackshitters from Austria. So many good songs tonight. They keep singing "fu*k him in the poo poo". Whatever 4 days ago Reply
HappySlayerUK RT : RT : San Marino is a principality (like Monaco) << It isn't, it is a republic. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : San Marino is a principality (like Monaco)>>> Different to a Morris Marino, then? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : *uck off, Hungary. Bring back the Russian Grannies. #Eurovision 4 days ago Reply
ashpron San Marino is a principality (like Monaco) in Italy-very nice place actually. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision RUSSIA WINS ALREADY! 4 days ago Reply
waiyeehong he manages a premier league football club. #sanmarino 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Cyprus woman has a very big gob. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am quite pleased that #eurovision is just in Low-D on my TV. I could not stand a full plasma experience of this. Even me. Heh 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision MINGa...what? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision I like San Marino, but have no idea what it is. Is it a country? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision This is exactly like those Top of Pops 1977 programmes on UK Gold. I like it. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS JEDWARD, JEDWARD, JEDWARD!!! #eurovision Come on Jedward. Got to be better than Humpledink. ... I like Isreal already! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I play Jedward's last #eurovision hit in my office every time I confirm a car delivery date. Singing "Got ya money and I'm on death row-A!" 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If Chinese Club pay Drogba €450k per week he will be worth more than Greece >> Ssssh. #eurovision semis are on! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Is Belgium a real country, yet? Mr van Rumple, are you cheering? Does Belgium have a government yet? Kind of OK song, eh? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Let's talk to ops people. Wind machine should be compulsory. > Propane, please. ...And I like Switzerland. #eurovision 4 days ago Reply
lakey Let's talk to the ops people tomorrow. A wind machine should be compulsory. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My windows are now in pieces. >> Can I sing on stage in London? I feel Albania is inspiring. And, I want JETS OF FIRE 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is eurovision tonight?!?! >> The semi-finals. Which are better than the final really. 4 days ago Reply
UniformCarla is eurovision tonight?!?! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision is so shit it is brilliant. However, the Azeris jail people for criticising it. 4 days ago Reply
lakey My windows are now in pieces. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Albania #eurovision. f*ck ... that's good. Eh? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is our 1000th Tweet.>> a> No one cares at all, b) you are Scottish. ... ... Ok, forget b).... 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I hope Herman Von Rumpy is watching #eurovision, so he can be REALLY proud of his continent. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Idiots. Can't even use apostrophe on the interlude captions. And this song from Latvia is superb too. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision Greece entry girl wearing white knickers. Gets extra votes from the lads. Cannot afford a longer skirt than fanny-level. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #Eurovision is simply superb. In the really disgusting dictatorship of Azerbijian. Evil rulers... nice competition. Except for Armenia. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #eurovision I like that Montenegro song :) Superb 4 days ago Reply
PsxGunman r u sure that's a good idea most mancs nick cars instead of leasing them 4 days ago Reply
AlexRoebuck I have A5 cab < Did you get it from Nationwide Vehicle Contracts? 4 days ago Reply
smartamatt DMed you 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : " Strategies" ... might have heard that 'once' on the apprentice !! > I just say "SELL MORE!" instead 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Everything you need to start a business from £1 a day - biz plan, website, etc > How many people have signed up so far? 4 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 " Strategies" ... Think I might have heard that 'once' on the apprentice !! #strategies #apprentice 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS CarHerd: "Companies now have to monitor the market and *pivot their strategies* to stay competitive" <-- ALERT ALERT BULLSHIT ALERT 4 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : >>Would have been better to stop further misselling of PPI, but ban all historic claims. If you misbought, deal with it! 4 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : One for you? Have you been mis-sold PPI? >>Oh, how sweet!! This was never going to happen, was it!!!! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS One for you? Have you been mis-sold PPI? 4 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 RT> Get your roller skates on hahaha :) >> They're electric just recharging them :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Well Ling you're doing a lot better than me SO FAR this year >> Get your roller skates on hahaha :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Selling what? >> Art of course! 4 days ago Reply
YourFilm_KO Haha, we'd love to. Especially if you promise to harass EVERYONE that passes it! 4 days ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy Selling what? 4 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 Well Ling you're doing a lot better than me SO FAR this year ,...but its only May so lets see if I can beat/or match you :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A Metrocentre outlet = A Ling Barra? >>>> YES!!! How did you know? You can make a film of it, soon. 4 days ago Reply
YourFilm_KO A Metrocentre outlet = A Ling Barra? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS To be a quite profitable success, my Metro Centre outlet needs to retail £8,000 of goods/mth. That is really not that much. 4 days ago Reply
MassiveMessage You won't make money selling Metro's Ling *Leyland* 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I Also guess when doing well we tell everyone >> But open disclosure is best IMHO. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I Also guess when doing well we tell everyone but don;t want the world to know when its bad !! > True :) 4 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 I Also guess when doing well we tell everyone but don;t want the world to know when its bad !! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS From June 1st, I will be running a retail outlet in the Metro Centre. For a month, a trial. A bit like "The Apprentice". Big footfall there. 4 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 Guess we're all the same - WE all want to know others but never want to reveal our own!! hats off to you,You shout them out.! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You seem to be growing very fast Ling. >> Just selling like hell. Hard work. Investing in new adventures. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Umesh, i just typed "usman" :) My fingers are going mad today :) Too mmuch coffee 4 days ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy You seem to be growing very fast Ling. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Umesh, I wish everyone would publish sales figures. Why everyone keeps them secret, i don't know? :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far this month, I've generated £9000 more Gross Profit than this time last May. Still 1+1/2 weeks to go. What recession? There isn't one 4 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 RTKeep rolling 4 days ago Reply
gazjsmithy lol have you seen my car compare to yours??? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS More than £3000 Gross Profit of signed car orders (again) today. £3000 a day keeps the Receiver away, hahaha. Still 7 hours to go. :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Newcastle will welcome Jackie Slesenger as the city’s new Lord Mayor >> OK, what about that dog shit in bags, on the trees 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Off home and into the sunset..back in the morning > I love big businesses who commit to 9-5pm Social Media strategy :) 4 days ago Reply
kodieodie I do believe that I've just found the best web site in the world. 4 days ago Reply
PeteWilliams I prefer the approach - tell the president of the EU to piss off! 4 days ago Reply
waiyeehong I keep my smartphone under a warming lamp, and feed it baby bio once a week. Don't we all do that? #techincubator 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Tech incubator" - what ARE THESE PEOPLE ON? Just get out there and start coding, and get something working! Aaaagh, why so many wimps? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : lovely Ling, so jealous of that! .... im jealous my #dreamjob >>> Errr, right. Calm down :) 4 days ago Reply
gazjsmithy lovely Ling, so jealous of that! guessing that you sourced the deal through your company :) im jealous my #dreamjob 4 days ago Reply
gazjsmithy lovely! :) I'm guessing you sourced the deal through your very successful company :) I love what you do! My #dreamjob 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : sooo Ling, always wanted to know what car do you drive daily? >> I have A5 cab 4 days ago Reply
ToineErmens Leuk design 4 days ago Reply
gazjsmithy sooo Ling, always wanted to know what car do you drive daily? 4 days ago Reply
scottoakes13 haha thanks ;) 4 days ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy That is probably a good thing. #takeoverthatalso 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : have donated 182 #electriccar charging stations >>: Utter complete waste of time. 4 days ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy I see :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What do you use a van for? > I have other businesses, clothers, art. Plus moving stuff + people. Low tax too 4 days ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy What do you use a van for? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : wow was it in Chinese?! >> No, English. I read it for English exam with other books. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : will you reply good luck for our exam? Liam Sephton #lingscars > No, you are probably cheating. 4 days ago Reply
scottoakes13 will you RT or reply good luck for our exam? From Liam Sephton #lingscars 4 days ago Reply
sephton_wafc just saw it haha, ask for a shoutout wishing us good luck! #lingscars 4 days ago Reply
scottoakes13 wow was it in Chinese?! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Bet harper lee is fair gutted, nobody actually reads her book, just gets used for shitty exams > I read TKAMB in China! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Allegedly has given Robert Mugabe 40 MG 6s as a gift. > Not alleged. Absolutely true. Sacha Baron Cohen missed out 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah. My Ford Transit is 2 weeks away from arriving. At last. To have a van with aircon will be nice. Goodbye Merc Vito. 4 days ago Reply
c4dag I wonder if MG really stands for 'Mugabe's Gangsters'??! Ha! They all drive one now. 4 days ago Reply
dhaman I love the design. Bo****ks to UI/UX. 5 days ago Reply
williamdowling Show your support to who will be doing a #triathlon for A very good cause! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh! Today I've been Tweeted by UK car maker royalty (Charles Morgan) and been slapped around by Lord Young. Is HM the Queen online tonight? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Gov please buy brilliant UK made cars > Charles, I would sell yours if I could bloody get them :) hahaha! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Pssssh. Send me bloody email with your address again. And specify "For fuc* sake" badge :) I always aim to please nutters :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : . Ling, Ling..[etc] > My Lord, my Lord - next time you up North, I buy you lunch. And explain :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I was being slightly ironic, and retweeting that stuff. Write lines: I must be positive, I must be positive, I must be posi 5 days ago Reply
HaguesCatamite Hey Ling, are you behind the gas explosion in Gateshead as well as leading these disparate thugs? I recog u! 5 days ago Reply
Marshalls_Chris thx 5 days ago Reply
TheLordYoung . Ling, Ling, there is absolutely no difference between selling and leasing. Both give you the same liability. 5 days ago Reply
UKLatinAmerica It is a Chinese business, fair enough, Chinese export. But it is still definitely a British brand! 5 days ago Reply
LucyTweeting RT : RT“: Y you deleted news that you sent 40x MG6 to Mugabe as gift? Surely this worth celebrating? Good old Bob Mugabe!” 5 days ago Reply
ashpron RT“: Y you deleted news that you sent 40x MG6 to Mugabe as gift? Surely this worth celebrating? Good old Bob Mugabe!” 5 days ago Reply
supplyantsimon here is my badge WAH! I really want a for f*cks sake one though 5 days ago Reply
andygambles all cookies destroyed by a good dunking. 5 days ago Reply
charlesmorganuk Government please buy brilliant cars made in the UK and support home manufacturers and the voters who work for them 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : sorry you don't have your car and are quite rightly peeved but I think your continued attacks on Vauxhall is not helpful 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : your comments are being used as ammunition by the anti-EV brigade to knock all EVs especially the Ampera unreasonably 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Whatever you do, don't post what is happening to your Ampera. Keep it quiet. The EV PR people are unhappy with you :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks for the RT, Wouldn't mind being pulled over by police chaps in a Plus 8 > Morgan do an 8-seater? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : And this I think I win, this argument! :) >> On eggs, I admit defeat. :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...with free range eggs. >> Hahaha. That's what they *say* they are. In fact, it is powdered egg from Argentina. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just had a visit from the "EU Cookie Police", they say "You are complying perfectly with the EU Cookie Legislation. Keep up the good work" 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Busy day so far: 15 new car props, 5 new car orders. And it's only 5pm, 7 hours still to go. Offline businesses note: my day ends at 24:00 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Surely, it doesn't apply to developed countries though?! > Not sure what you mean? Meat is meat to most people 5 days ago Reply
mikeproud Therefore, the only ethics bus. should worry about are a) giving the customer quality and b) for the price the cust wants to pay. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : people take the ethics of the brand into account, when buying ? >> They don't give a flying fuc*, usually. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : people take the ethics of the brand into account, when buying ? >>> Hahahaha. ...No. They care about themselves. 5 days ago Reply
michalsen worlds greatest website! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Surely, it would make potential customers less likely to buy? >> They don't care about the UK at all. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS . Support your local dictatorship, I say. Can't do much for MG residual values in Zimbabwe, eh? The head gaskets in that heat! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't you think it's newsworthy that while MG sales die in UK, the RHD cars are sent to Zimbabwe as gifts? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Christmas Special? Take an MG to Zimbabwe, Bob will welcome you (loves BBC) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow.... that really is disgusting. I don't mean to be offensive, but ... > Hey! I agree. :) All about trade. 5 days ago Reply
HaguesCatamite You should have kept a screenshot of the MG Mugabe page when it was up Ling, now nobody believe u & Laffing 5 days ago Reply
Xanno_M RT : . 10 instead of 8 on the G8 plinth? Oi f*ck off Rumpy Pumpy and take that Maoist Barroso with you! 5 days ago Reply
Xanno_M : Don't agree with a word; still very funny. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wonderful letter from today's Telegraph 5 days ago Reply
motorious Here's a link to a news story on it 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Are you having us on? Why would anyone give an evil dictator, free cars? >> Here is a link 5 days ago Reply
CarArena thought that would be everywhere...no such thing as bad publicity! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Are you having us on? Why would anyone give an evil dictator, free cars? > No, it is 100% true. 100%. No lie. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why have you deleted the news that you send the 40x MG6 to Mugabe as a gift? Surely this is worth celebrating? Good old Bob Mugabe! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I cannot find the news piece on website that celebrates the 40 "executive" MG6 saloons they donated to Robert Mugabe 2 weeks ago! 5 days ago Reply
irvb Eugh! MT : Let me guess, going to serenade this monster as "designed in the UK"? MG3. Can't wait. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Maybe Mugabe is also into scalping? >> Even Mugabe rejected these, I think. :) 5 days ago Reply
lakey Maybe Mugabe is also into scalping? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another view. MG know they have an issue with the styling. They chopping off the top of the doors in press photos 5 days ago Reply
ukandrewtaylor nice to see they've found a use for those maestro designs they own the rights to. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Let me guess, are going to serenade this monster as "designed in the UK"? MG3. Can't wait. 5 days ago Reply
catbodieddog it's stripey to mask the blandness of design 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS The new *MG3* - apparently it has quartic steering wheel, and the windows and doors are from Austin Allegro parts. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ..Bribery still going on then !! :) >> Bribery always get something for nearly nothing, from me. 5 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 ..Bribery still going on then !! :) 5 days ago Reply
minnixs DAFAQ...?! 5 days ago Reply
HaguesCatamite Jesus Ling!! She's quite fat, stop feeding her so many choccies and chopped dogs. She could sue u if she got diabetes or stroke! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer sends chocs as a bribe because I arrange him a FREE trailer delivery. Wai is holding chocs. I was busy! 5 days ago Reply
HaguesCatamite . 10 instead of 8 on the G8 plinth? Oi fuc* off Rumpy Pumpy and take that Maoist Barroso with you! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Oh Ling, how many cars would you sell for cash? > I rent the cars my Lord. Don't sell loans. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Duane started the business on a loan from the Princes Trust > I started mine by saving money. Different, see? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I couldn't have put it better! >>> hahaha, OK. :) I leave Dwayne out of it. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...British brand. Where does the money go to? The UK? >> It's a Chinese brand now. Chinese export. 5 days ago Reply
Heutagogy Superdrug also making fortune out of mini toothpaste and mini sun tan lotion and mini deodorant. 5 days ago Reply
ne_socialmedia twitter on phone is mixing messages up, sorry 5 days ago Reply
Pattest_ne if you prefer the 30th, I can do after 1.30pm? 5 days ago Reply
UKLatinAmerica You have a point there, but it is definitely a British brand. Where does the money go to? The UK? Then UK export. 5 days ago Reply
TheLordYoung I couldn't have put it better! 5 days ago Reply
TheLordYoung Duane started the business on a loan from the Princes Trust. 5 days ago Reply
TheLordYoung Oh Ling, how many cars would you sell for cash? Loans are good/bad according to use. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Delighted to hear that are now in #Uruguay #britishexports > It's Chinese exports, nit :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your pal the good is tweeting me. What would you have spent the loan on, at age 18??? Hmmm ...Don't answer that. 5 days ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy True statement. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS As most new businesses fail, most "young people" who take out these new "business start-up" loans will end up owing the money, in a big hole 5 days ago Reply
LeaseWorld RT : Ling dont shit with this guy - he claims to be the Godfather! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am afraid offering loans to "young people" a) is unfair to older who are just as valid, b) is feeding "want it now" culture 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Loans to help you establish yourself in life=good > Disagree. Try saving. Say hi to Dwayne :) 5 days ago Reply
TheLordYoung No, Loans for personal expenditure bad - loans to help you establish yourself in life - good. 5 days ago Reply
Mr_Blinky no denying the company has done extremely well, not saying he isnt good, just dislike everything being expensive extra 5 days ago Reply
RareToys Being Twittered: Arrest... #antiques 5 days ago Reply
mikeproud It's genius really, more charges for baggage = less baggage = more cargo capacity - which they make a fortune on! 5 days ago Reply
Mr_Blinky very true but why not include them in the actual price, simple upfront pricing is fair pricing :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS People who criticise #Ryanair: Why do they think it would be better to have a less efficient, less tight model? Would cost passengers more! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and excessive charges :P >> No. Why is excessive? Everyone knows about these charges. You have free choice to fly. 5 days ago Reply
Mr_Blinky and excessive charges :P 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS For #Ryanair to successfully build a business on such tight margins, due to the brilliance of O'Leary. All about costs, efficiency, volume. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ryanair made £5.30 per passenger in profit, after tax in the year 2011-12. Excellent margin, for what they do. PPU is up by 85p/pax. Superb! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In one week, will be launching StartUp Loans for young people >> Encourage them to save, not borrow. Duh. 5 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman lets stop lending everyone money, and build a wealth based, wealth generating economy. More debt is not working 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In one week, will be launching StartUp Loans for young people. > More indebtedness is not a net benefit 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In one week, will be launching StartUp Loans for young people aged 18 to 24 > They don't NEED more loans. 5 days ago Reply
idea15webdesign I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz I GET BADGE FROM LING 5 days ago Reply
HaguesCatamite God is not so kind. If that were 2 happen, his victim would think a wardrobe fell on em with the key in it 5 days ago Reply
Xanno_M :Idiot 5 days ago Reply
JoeWi LOL RT : I for one am disappointed by the Bee Gee's complete inability to deliver on the "Staying Alive" thing (HT ) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I for one am disappointed by the Bee Gee's complete inability to deliver on the "Staying Alive" thing 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : : An amazing artist; sensational songsmith. God rest his soul >> Has Prescott died at last? Singing the Red Flag? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer says: "the "Lingo" portal is one of the best transaction processing and communication interfaces I have seen." >> I know, heh, thks 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer with jag XF says: "It has just spent its 4th week off the road in the garage in the last 6 months for yet another wiring fault" 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : Do you believe in reinCARnation? If you could recycle ur Smart, what to come back as? > A proper car. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : SNORK >> f*ck off. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : does Jordan fit your definition? >> Nice. Do you need an AK47 and RPG? Make sure Mrs Phoenix wears a hood. 5 days ago Reply
Phoenix_Energy think a bit hotter than that - lots of nice Nissan Sunnys here and stupid big Hyundais 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : need you to quote for cars when I get back > Oh. Sounds nice. Nissan Micra is HOT at the mo :) 5 days ago Reply
Phoenix_Energy need you to quote for cars when I get back 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : does Jordan fit your definition? >> Big tits and popular, but I was wondering where you going on holiday? 5 days ago Reply
Phoenix_Energy does Jordan fit your definition? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : on holiday so will be quiet this week >> where are you going??? I want to be happy you going somewhere shit, please. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Whoever these BeeGees are, whenever they come on radio this morning, sounds like some squealing monkeys. I did not grow up with that rubbish 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : glad to hear you are doing brilliantly! >> Just slightly behind you. Hope you did not break bank on LCDirect :) 5 days ago Reply
vertumotors glad to hear you are doing brilliantly! 5 days ago Reply
jhgraphix - I promise I won't burn it out, just fly around in it for a few hours lol 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : - can you give him my address? :) >> Yes indeed. I would suggest that misplacing £37k car is a firing event. 5 days ago Reply
jhgraphix - can you give him my address? :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kia Sportage customer "Been a pleasure dealing with you, enjoyed whole Experience, time to drive this bad boy, new tyres by tea time lol" 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is he ok!!! >> Customer is fine. He was distressed his car was 5 hours late. But has now recovered and is happy. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is he ok!!! >> Who? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Waterstones are selling Amazon Kindles. #Radio4. #Waterstones man sounds EXTREMELY annoyed he is almost to forced to sell them. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : aw, how cute. i bet is excited! >> She has a pan of water boiling, already :) SOUP TIME! heh 5 days ago Reply
RossDargan is he ok!!! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ": Delivery driver ...had a heart attack." Blimey. Hope he's alright. :-/ > Never mind that: The car was fine. 5 days ago Reply
Paul_XL5 ": Delivery driver delivering a Cit C3 for me on Friday, had a heart attack. Ambulance job." Blimey. Hope he's alright. :-/ 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Delivery driver delivering a Cit C3 for me on Friday, had a heart attack. Ambulance job. Car delivery to customer was delayed by 5 hours. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if its just a few bits I can do 30th after 1pm, would you prefer that? >> Yes, I think that will be fine :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS A stupid Mercedes Benz dealer delivered a C350 Sport saloon to the wrong address. How stupid can they be? It's only a £37000 car. 5 days ago Reply
alexjakass If u think your designer could do better some times then know that the site ur working on will never be worse than this 6 days ago Reply
coldclimate It's just below the search bar. Wear sunglasses 6 days ago Reply
coldclimate checkout lingscars implementation 6 days ago Reply
ne_socialmedia if its just a few bits I can do 30th after 1pm, would you prefer that? 6 days ago Reply
solentmotorcars Advertisers pay money. Trust and Partnership are commodities and they cost a SH*T load of money :-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Q: How do I become a "WhatCar? trusted partner"??? - A: I pay them money. Surely there is a better phrase than "Trusted Partner"? It stinks 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS #WhatCar "Search thousands of...car leasing...deals from What Car? trusted partners" > They are not "Trusted Partners", they are ADVERTISERS 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have found another lease company called "Purple Contracts". That company is worth £6,000. It's like taking candy from babies. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just found a nw car leasing wannabe called "Xinc". In 2010, Companies House said they were worth £5500, In 2011 they jumped to £7000. Wow. 1 week ago Reply
Marre94yo RT : OMG website design of the freaking year!! LMAO! Actually though the lady is a millionaire so I'll shut-up. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...thank you for talk at #econshorts, Lings cars will be engraved in my memory from hear on out! : ) > Oooops 1 week ago Reply
Bro3PO OMG website design of the freaking year!! LMAO! Actually though the lady is a millionaire so I'll shut-up. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm booked on the 30th, but can do on 29th or 31st if any good? > 31st is fine :) Thanks so much. Just a few bits 1 week ago Reply
servertastic does the ICO have permission to obtain their details? 1 week ago Reply
Pattest_ne I'm booked on the 30th, but can do on 29th or 31st if any good? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chief of the Defence Staff needs his hair cut. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why is the vicar doing Heil Hitler? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, the whole "building" surrounding the HMQueen is just a painted scenery from some local theatre. How terrible. So cheap and shitty. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS That red painted front panel in front of HM Queen at Windsor is really tacky. Not real ropes etc, just painted with drop shadow. Utter shit. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Putting the Special Branch Range Rover TDV8 following the HM Queen at Windsor into - It is worth £20970 to wbac :) One owner. 1 week ago Reply
Uncleflob Jesus Christ! We would be on a moped and sidecar to work if that came over here! #gogglesandhelmets 1 week ago Reply
MilesPerLitre Haha, you're wasting your time with Paul...he's never understood the financial side of it. In fact, struggles with the eco too. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : why will the Ampera be worth less than Astra in 10yrs. >> Even Vauxhall Leasing are hammering residualst 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : did you get my reply yesterday? > No, missed it, so sorry. Pls repeat. 1 week ago Reply
beinspiredfilms Check out our latest 2 min film, Birmingham as you've never seen it before, hope you like it! 1 week ago Reply
ne_socialmedia did you get my reply yesterday? 1 week ago Reply
ij1971 Think UK VED is tough on 'cheaper' cars, designed to help those who buy (lease) new. Ireland though!! 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley where do you get your crystal ball serviced? I'd change if I were you because it's predictions are not based on fact 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley 10 year old Ampera will probably work better than 10 year old Astra 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley there is so little wear on the petrol generator that oil is changed only every 2 years. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley uses Regen breaking so very little wear on brakes. Brake pads should last over 100k miles! 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley the Ampera will have a lot less maintenance as it runs using electric motor only most of time. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley why won't the Ampera work in 10 years? I can see no reason why it should not be just like any other car in that respect 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley why will the Ampera be worth less than Astra in 10yrs. Battery will still be good. There is no reason it should be much different 1 week ago Reply
RashidZakat This website is impressively terrible: 1 week ago Reply
catchthedose News CROW: AUDIO: Simon Cowell: 'I'm lucky and weird ... 1 week ago Reply
jthomasgaskin Fantastic website find: 1 week ago Reply
BSVansSwindon RT : RT : what will anything be worth in 10 years? The Ampera won't be different > Battery will be worth more than car 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what will anything be worth in 10 years? The Ampera won't be different > Battery will be worth more than car 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what will anything be worth in 10 years? > 3rd/4th gen owner can't afford maintenance, will avoid VX dealers 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what will anything be worth in 10 years? >> An Astra will still work in 10 years. An Ampera probably won't... 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley what will anything be worth in 10 years? The Ampera won't be any different 1 week ago Reply
ashpron a 21st century way to 'fuel' a car that: with a window open so you could get robbed/let rain in etc. Not practical. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley what will anything be worth in 10 years? Three Ampera won't be any different 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Cheers Ashley, not just me then... >> 99% agree. I tweeted this and got rage 1 week ago Reply
ashpron ...and they aren't that good on running costs to offset the high initial purchase price. It's a vicious circle. 1 week ago Reply
ashpron ...manufacturers have high tooling costs as no real economies of scale, which is why an Ampera/Leaf costs £30k... 1 week ago Reply
ashpron ...(which they won't because oil companies hold too much negative sway), not enough ppl will buy them so... 1 week ago Reply
ashpron you hit the nail on the head Rupert: unless government invests in a better infrastructure for charging EVs... 1 week ago Reply
Bangernomics Cheers Ashley, not just me then... 1 week ago Reply
ashpron couldn't agree more Regarding EVs 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yep it is desperate tech, complicated, long term will cost a lot to fix > Thanks, was just having sanity test 1 week ago Reply
Bangernomics yep it is desperate technology, complicated and long term will cost a lot to fix... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : would you seriously lease out your precious Zil? >>> No. I keep it for weekends :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I've been told off being less than positive about cars with AAA batteries > Has a Corsa donkey engine too.... 1 week ago Reply
Bangernomics OOoohh, I've been told off for being less than positive about cars with AAA batteries in them. Ampera is a bit different... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey, Ruppo :) What will an 100,000 mile #Ampera be worth in 10 yrs? I need your magic brainpower. I need to know 1 week ago Reply
twelve47 RT : OMFG has been showing me which is like the best thing EVER!!! Yay 1 week ago Reply
Fleetdrive I'm with ling on this one . Like watching Prius doing 95 up m40. 40mpg? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just signed the order for my new car from . Would highly recommend to anyone looking to lease a car. >> THANKS! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : OMFG been showing me which is like the best thing EVER! > Love Cats in Outer Space! 1 week ago Reply
BlytonParkDC Thanks for the follow, love reading your tweets 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Can't get one immediately but SO impressed by your business will def have a car off you > Thanks so much! :) 1 week ago Reply
AndyCDoyle would you seriously lease out your precious Zil? 1 week ago Reply
AndyCDoyle I'm hot for this car can you do me a deal? 1 week ago Reply
samscam Say I saw a big black jeep with a massive plexiglass radar dome in a Chinese weapons catalogue... Could you find me one? 1 week ago Reply
alexpainter Just signed the order for my new car from . Would highly recommend to anyone looking to lease a car. 1 week ago Reply
samscam OMFG has been showing me which is like the best thing EVER!!! Yay 1 week ago Reply
Heutagogy Can't get one immediately but SO impressed by your business will def have a car off you one day soon. Inspirational! 1 week ago Reply
StephanieLay Hey! She does Leafs! 1 week ago Reply
StephanieLay No no, *this* is the best website in the whole wide world: 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley it will sell to people prepared to try to understand it. Obviously not you. That is a pity that you look at it with closed eyes. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley Enough for now. It is good you question things but in this particular topic you really (cont) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am sure the car will sell massively to people who share your slightly optimistic views :) Others will buy an Astra. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley sorry. Now you ate against solar pv? Is there any modern technology you do agree with? Most stuff had a dirty element 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley the bus couldn't run on CO2 FREE electricity. My Ampera can and does every day! 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley It is not sit. I own one. I actually do know what it all means. Your arguments are all superficial and myth or hearsay. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I run from charging from my solar pv our green electricity > And the rare earth stuff is mined by Eco Chinese 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley But most of the time I run from charging from my solar pv our green electricity from Ecotricity making it very low CO2 and cheap 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : the petrol engine is not connected to the wheels>My Routemaster had a hydraulic g/box. Was it a hydraulic bus? 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley the petrol engine is not connected to the wheels in normal use. It just generates electricity. It extends range when needed 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it is an electric car. Electric. It has a petrol generator to extend range. >> You have swallowed the PR shit. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley it is an electric car. Electric. It has a petrol generator to extend range. Which part of that don't you understand? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : it is driven by an electric motor. >> That's like saying my Audi is driven by metal cogs :) 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley what do you mean donkey? I don't understand. I thought the generator was a petrol engine. I don't feed it hay! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it is driven by an electric motor. Not a petrol engine. Have you missed it? > Why do you think you add petrol? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS it is not a laptop battery. Very different. Lasts the life of the car >>> Apple should really use these in iPhones. (PR nonsense) 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley it is driven by an electric motor. Not a petrol engine. Have you missed it? You have a bit more reading to do it seems to me 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley it is not a laptop battery. Very different. Lasts the life of the car but yes, range reduces with time. 70+% at 10yrs. Excellent! 1 week ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy Your not a start up you are old! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You are constantly wrong > It has a Corsa donkey engine. Have you missed it? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what battery pack issues? > How long do they last? All batteries go bad, look at your laptop or phone. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley no it doesn't. Please Getty you facts right. It is driven by a new electric drive system. You are constantly wrong 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley what battery pack issues? You are just making stuff up. I think you are just a troll, you have all you're facts wrong 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it is nothing like an Astra. >> Oooops, it may actually be a Corsa donkey engine :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it is nothing like an Astra. >> It's got an Astra donkey engine :) 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley it is nothing like an Astra. If you say it is then you are just ignoring the facts 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley the mpg figures are incorrect because mpg depends on how much the car is charged. 500mpg is easily achievable 1 week ago Reply
MatthewGJensen I am bored of this, you have clearly had a tough afternoon with 140char is too short. enjoy. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : wrong Marshalls, Ling! >> Oooops, hahaha. I thought there was only ONE Marshalls :) so sorry 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Congratulations on the Ling's Cars redesign! Your best to date, I think #sosorry #couldnthelpit #myeyestheyburn 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Very insightful session at #econshorts . Definitely suggesting we update our website to be like Ling Cars. Not sure it'll go down well! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : do you always look at things so superficially? > You forget it is an Astra - but 2x the price. Count the cost. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : do you always look at things so superficially? >> It's the mpg figures you tout that are superficial. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've nothing against Vauxhalls per se, but not at £30-40k each, and with future residual worries and battery pack issues. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley do you always look at things so superficially? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...even running on battery, you are towing around an engine etc. On donkey engine, you towing around batteries 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley you might know what you are saying. You are just wrong 1 week ago Reply
Davegalpin wrong Marshalls, Ling! 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley ok.clearly you are against. No point in discussing as you don't want to look at the real facts. Bye 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... or is it just the Ampera you don't like? > Donkey engine solution is very inefficient in many ways 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : do you say all electric cars create more CO2 than petrol cars >> Yep. Plus losses etc. Correct. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley do you say all electric cars create more CO2 than petrol cars then or is it just the Ampera you don't like? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yet again you 100% incorrect. > Not to mention Enviro-cost of hardware in car. That's why list is £37k. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yet again you 100% incorrect > Power stations, grid losses, battery inefficiency, donkey engine charging =bad 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yet again you 100% incorrect. >> I have MSc in Environmental Quality. I know EXACTLY what I am saying. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley yet again you 100% incorrect. Please learn about this stuff before making out that you know what you are saying. 1 week ago Reply
cjohnson1982 RT : #econshorts is once again rightly singing the praises of website personality 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Why spoil it for them? > It is touting a lie. It makes far more carbon than regular cars. Sold on a lie. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley clearly you do not actually know the facts about electric cars our the grid capacity. You have a lot of learning to do 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 'Why tech start-ups ... Newcastle' > You didn't mention *ME* 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley so don't buy one but why be so against it? There are lots who disagree with you. Why spoil it for them? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...until hotel chains install dedicated charging stations > If they had proper charge stations, need over 1/2 Megawatt 1 week ago Reply
namco_ RT : Can't believe this site is real, or, more to the point, successful. #sowrongitsright 1 week ago Reply
WhoatPhotolink When I grow up. I want to be Ling. #econshorts 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : People still just don't get the internet. It doesn't create profit - it destroys it. >> Absolute nonsense. Utter garbage. 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley totally agree. But for now it is safe and convenient until hotel chains install dedicated charging stations. Needs patience 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Starbucks now offer free re-fills on filter coffee in store > Just don't tell them your name, Pike :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : They are not going wrong. 1 has gone wrong. why are you so against? > Because it's a stupid price, for badge. 1 week ago Reply
Lejla_Creative What the hell? “: Can't believe this site is real, or, more to the point, successful. #sowrongitsright” 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is the future, , get Daksh to buy everyone a B&Q extension lead :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : End of day 4 with / out the #Ampera . Thank goodness we have so many #Prius in our fleet so I have something to drive. 1 week ago Reply
98c This site is hilarious! Too many clients like this sadly... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...apart from the chaos, danger and idiocy, it would have a 300KW power draw. Would need a substation in situ! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If a 100 room travel lodge had everyone trailing extension leads out of windows to EVs jammed up against it... 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley They are not going wrong. 1 has gone wrong. why are you so against? 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld #ElectricCar with 300 mile range, 45min charge, 0-60 5.6s, 125mph, production in June 1 week ago Reply
HatsHamilton doubt he ties his own shoe laces then !! 1 week ago Reply
MyMateDoug there's even bureaucrats in Cookie Baking. EU Directive pretty simple. Ask them to leave the website. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS ICO launches Google rival "The search engine on our website is designed to be as powerful & easy to use as the popular search engine Google" 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley please read and learn about how this works. You are spreading gossip that is incorrect about electric car charging 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld as a business do you really think you should ignore such a hugh part of your industry? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "This cookie is used to record if a user has accepted the use of cookies on the ICO website." - *ucking idiots 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld I drive 2000 miles from Bath to Geneva for £50 every mile of which could be 100% #renewable energy 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld much more likely that your oil burner will be at home because you can't afford the fuel 1 week ago Reply
lakey Nope! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Has the ICO figured out that in order for me to know that people disallow me to give set cookies, I have to plant a cookie to remember it. 1 week ago Reply
MyMateDoug Royal Mail has just gone up too. 1 week ago Reply
Joel_Tecmark Can't believe this site is real, or, more to the point, successful. #sowrongitsright 1 week ago Reply
LeaseWorld RT : > I see a future of hundreds of little electric cars abandoned on motorway hard shoulders like old fridges. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "the ICO is about to send letters to 50 top websites, asking what they're doing to meet the rules." ---> **LETTERS** hahaha. So funny. 1 week ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Life as we know it is about to end. has started pre-watershed tweet censoring. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS F*cking idiotic: "Sites will only be investigated by the ICO after users report them via a YET-TO-LAUNCH tool on the watchdog's site." heh 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have just heard has **NEVER** **EVER** fried an egg. He is nearly 25. To be fair, he comes from Washington. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How to use #lingscars – 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wot Went Wong thought "Subaru" was really "Suparoo". Customer tripped out. He has not taken the lease. Oooops. 1 week ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy This would make sense. 1 week ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy I am a multi os kind of guy 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Where do you get your ideas? >> We grow industrial grade cannabis in my office loft. Mix it with Brasso. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My laptop browser crashed when trying to load last time. > You are an Apple mac user? This is typical. 1 week ago Reply
Orchard_Katy RT : Check out 's blog about for all that's anti his great UX advice #econshorts 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : average UK car Journey is 6.2 miles. > But a 100% bugger if you suddenly need a longer trip. #nexttouseless 1 week ago Reply
Gavjh RT : RT : I know... it blows my mind. #lingscars >> Could blow worse things. Try 1 week ago Reply
steveavery How to use #lingscars – 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld average UK car Journey is 6.2 miles. If you want a future in the car business can I suggest you get some #EV education? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how far in advance do I need to place an order for Jag XF, 3.0d ... please email me sales at lingscars dot com 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : worth a read: 12,500 miles [IN VERY SHORT HOPS??] in pure-electric Nissan #LEAF For £110 in electric 1 week ago Reply
DaStationeryGuy Where do you get your ideas? My laptop browser crashed when trying to load last time. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #econshorts is once again rightly singing the praises of website personality 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I know... it blows my mind. #lingscars >> Could blow worse things. Try 1 week ago Reply
cole007 RT : RT : I'd love to know who art directs the #lingscars website /cc >> ***ME*** of course. Do you like my Vader theme? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'd love to know who art directs the #lingscars website /cc >> ***ME*** of course. Do you like my Vader theme? 1 week ago Reply
wgx Well Ling, good point, ICO have said "no fines" today: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Best bit of Ling's Cars: >>> Hehehehe, is *ANYONE* obeying this law? 1 week ago Reply
steveavery I'd love to know who art directs the #lingscars website /cc 1 week ago Reply
mattorchard Check out 's blog about for all that's anti his great UX advice #econshorts 1 week ago Reply
steveavery I know... it blows my mind. #lingscars 1 week ago Reply
SolderaTweets always makes me laugh 1 week ago Reply
smokinggunpr if you have time for some Friday fun check out , you won't be disappointed #econshorts 1 week ago Reply
wgx Best bit of Ling's Cars: 1 week ago Reply
herrhuld #econshorts is once again rightly singing the praises of website personality 1 week ago Reply
dragongraphics haha - forgot about lingscars! The rotating carousel is amazing 1 week ago Reply
dragongraphics RT : This is how you sell a car: 1 week ago Reply
AndiSmith This is how you sell a car: 1 week ago Reply
defendingthenet How can this be a really site, company? This is loony juice 1 week ago Reply
sam_hatoum Oh my... this is the best bit of UX I have seen in a long long time: 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld this is worth a read: 12,500 miles in the pure-electric Nissan #LEAF For £110 in grid electricity 1 week ago Reply
LyzzyBee_Libro yes, take a break - and happy birthday! 1 week ago Reply
markfendley how far in advance do I need to place an order for Jag XF, 3.0d luxury, with metallic and front sensors? Delivery for Jan...? 1 week ago Reply
Heutagogy Few people are buying them due to cost. > plus they are pretty shit" ha haha 1 week ago Reply
Heutagogy ": Might need another #php developer. Let's keep this fast and loose. No employment law bollocks...can you code: Yes/No?". Ha ha 1 week ago Reply
DGreiller “: RT >> Well these are lg & small motor retailers...” >> the more the merrier! 1 week ago Reply
ZCWmarketing RT : next time your filling up think of me driving 2000 miles for £50 in my #ElectricCar 1 week ago Reply
ZCWmarketing RT : enjoy your steam age technology… I'm happy in the 21st Century #EV #ElectricCar 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld as #EV volumes build & prices fall, 2000 miles for £50 will become the norm 1 week ago Reply
andrewrobinson < the definition of business networking 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld changing rapidly as volumes build. took Tesla 5 years to reduce costs 1/3 1 week ago Reply
TheRebelSaint Theres pro conference attenders in every profession. But it's worth going occassionally - always possible 2 learn new tricks. 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld your lack of #EV knowledge is astonding for someone who sells cars… better get educated 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Cant say I have ever got anything from a business show other than leaflets >> People go, instead of doing WORK :) 1 week ago Reply
CarlNixon Cant say I have ever got anything from a business show other than leaflets 1 week ago Reply
KashFlow Are you banned from these too? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Its the mentor that is absolutely essential for new business success #finance4sub > Utter shite. Why swallow this? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS People who start a real business, DON'T need to go to a "Business Show". Trust me. Get on with making money & ignore the "show circus acts" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We're in Excel today. stand. #businessshow > Oh God not ANOTHER business show? FFS. 1 week ago Reply
Sarah_EdwardsUK RT : Critiquing the wonder of at #SAScon 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : fear of change runs deep :-) > Fear of battery failure & residual value 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Few people are buying them due to cost. > plus they are pretty shit 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Few people are buying them due to cost. > Eureka. 1 week ago Reply
FrontSeatPhil Few people are buying them due to cost. Bigger issue to most than range. 1 week ago Reply
memaley Just scrolled down twitter and saw annihilate a load of Eco freaks who thought their electric vehicles farted rainbows. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : fear of change runs deep > Why NO ONE is buying them, eh? EVs are poor 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld fear of change runs deep :-) 1 week ago Reply
tomstables My favourite bit about the is #sascon 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Remind me never to buy a new car from you :) > My cars don't go beep. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : please read about how it works before making comments because their is almost no risk. > 240V electric. Right. 1 week ago Reply
neilstratford Remind me never to buy a new car from you :) 1 week ago Reply
PaulChurchley please read about how it works before making comments because their is almost no risk. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : RT Rainy Day Electric Car Conversion > I like THAT one. Bring ext lead! 1 week ago Reply
zerocarbonworld ipeople said the same things about digital photography and the switch from film. you'll look just as silly in 10 years 1 week ago Reply
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