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weed_removal it's pay day for many. They can get drunk again. Tomorrow will be less happy for them. 9 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS Since when was Halloween a "Happy" day? As in "Happy Halloween". Utter rubbish. 17 minutes ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw RT : RT : #Golf R seems to be very heavily promoted at mo. Almost obscenely cheap on lease... >> Yes, it… 21 minutes ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Worth a RT Ling. Happy #Halloween :) 21 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #Golf R seems to be very heavily promoted at mo. Almost obscenely cheap on lease... >> Yes, it is. Ends soon. 22 minutes ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw #Golf R seems to be very heavily promoted at mo. Almost obscenely cheap on lease... 24 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS Supplier email: "just to let you know we will be closing at 5pm today due to halloween". ... FORRRRRRR f*ck's SAKE. Unbelievable. 27 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I have one on order with you :) Why is it on such a good deal at the moment? >> Due to VW price rise I think, boo. 30 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I have one on order with you :) Why is it on such a good deal at the moment? >> Dunno. But ending at 4pm today... 30 minutes ago Reply
TallAndy I have one on order with you :) Why is it on such a good deal at the moment? 35 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS But Hyundai told them to f*ck off with the web-only idea, or dealers would revolt. ...so now they have MASSIVE overheads. Silly 39 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS In order to placate Hyundai dealers , Rockar (ex Dixons) had to spend £zillions on expensive location. Wanted pure web presence. 40 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Behind this is one of the biggest... Rockar > You believe any old shit they tell you :) 41 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Behind this is one of the biggest... Rockar > expensive showroom with iPads. Sheesh. 42 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Behind this is one of the biggest... Rockar > No it's not. It's an expensive showroom 42 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS £109,203 of gross profit sitting in cars on order, waiting to be delivered. Nice to have a little cash buffer :) 44 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS Begging children at my farm tonight, must run the gauntlet of Fang the Alsatian and Lou the Beagle (who bark like mad). Happy halloween! 46 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : well, I'd recommend you have a locking 'off' switch. >> Socket is secured within bolted cast-iron panel. 49 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm going to book a weekend party in Wolfsburg, for my staff, in June next year. Following the delivery of 50 x Golf Rs I have on order. 50 minutes ago Reply
discreetsecure well, I'd recommend you have a locking 'off' switch. Mains power means breaking in is a lot easier for scumbags! 50 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : towing man in wheelchair around car park > How (the *uck) is some dippy Mackem pair, "national news"? 53 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Count Catula #HappyHalloween >>> Best internet picture of the day! 57 minutes ago Reply
randallbell Heres another: 59 minutes ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "sexy Ebola nurse costume" is... >> ...is SUPERB. Parody USA irrational fears 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : WBC parodied THIS Pat Benatar song, : >> Love em/hate em, WBC are quite good at songs 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 30% of email marketers say they'll focus on improving personalization over next year >> Who is this Tweet addressed to? 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS James can I offer a little snippet of advice? Hope helpful: You DESPERATELY need pictures on the cars on your website. DESPERATELY. 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : fireman wear bras? >> Only when they are on strike. So.. yes they do, regularly :) 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks for >>> Ahhh, Green Fleet, sister magazine to "Counter Terror Business" & "Defence Business" magazines 1 hour ago Reply
nathanlane fireman wear bras? 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS When Firemen go on strike, do they also stop their "other jobs"? You know, the carpet fitting, decorating, HGV driving jobs they all have? 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, here we go again. Firemen to strike for 4 days... this lot all need to be fired and a new set of firemen recruited. Light the braziers! 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS My streetlamps have a spare 13A plug socket in them. Anyone have ideas what area security devices I can run on the LAN, from the lamp posts? 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS At last, my 12th and final street-lamp at the farm is now working. Bloody electricians. 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS Holly has gone on her driving lesson. Thank fuc*, the office has gone quiet. Today = Reversing. ... it's going to be painful. 1 hour ago Reply
mikechitty I can make an exception! 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : well, if you need some help... > I said WINE, not "whine" :) hahahaha. I thought you Leeds mob drank cheap cider? 1 hour ago Reply
mikechitty well, if you need some help... 1 hour ago Reply
LINGsCARS Invoicing will be over £70,000 ex vat this month (again). Probably £12,000 to £13,000 up on October 2013. Can I drink that much wine? 1 hour ago Reply
grumbo . Fancy a snack? 2 hours ago Reply
slivtime Вот как надо сайты делать! 2 hours ago Reply
Lasse_Utoft RT : RT : working hard in class and being taught on your website >> Jeppe, glad you're in school, not taking dr… 2 hours ago Reply
grumbo : Ian, on my little Yanmar tractor. Fang in the background by the barn... :) >> Were you up a lamppost? 4 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now, my staff operatives will be sulking. fuc* off - It's last day of month! Get on with work, you all have best jobs in World, damn you! 4 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Local police rang me at 6am this morning to ask if escaped horse was mine. No... I have no horses, just 8 donkeys (staff) heh :) 4 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lovely customer refers 2 more, who both ordered new cars. He refuses referral fee, asks me to use £100 to send expensive chocs to his pals 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Local Police Facebook: "local police arrested 2 youths for drinking battery acid & eating fireworks. We charged one & let the other off" 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS By the way, the knife-attacker is up for trial. Name is Richard David Willas. Have fingerprint, following the idiot's fight with Jon. 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is Fang, my new doggo, on guard at my barn entrance. Try and get past THAT :) Heh. 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian has just parked the Yanmar tractor in my barn. Spying on him with CCTV :) Also, Honda 250 quad, Workmax & Piaggio 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian, on my little Yanmar tractor. And Fang in the background by the barn... :) 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : those networking meetings where everyone is selling and no one is buying? >> They're the ones... :) Desperation... 5 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : working hard in class and being taught on your website >> Jeppe, glad you're in school, not taking drugs on street :) 5 hours ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc Unfortunately i have no information on this, this was set by senior management to take affect from 01/01/15. Thanks, Darryl 6 hours ago Reply
AlunR those networking meetings where everyone is selling and no one is buying? 8 hours ago Reply
Hreppe We are working hard in class and being taught on your website, it's amazing!! 8 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great. Not yet 8am and already sold £1220 GP of cars. That's great news. Beats a "breakfast meeting" that so many waste their time with... 8 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...customers are not owning vehicles any longer > So, what % of custs keep new cars longer than 3-years? 8 hours ago Reply
Alex_the_Beard yeah, apparently Vauxhall customers have only just discovered PCP. 8 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : read this blog >> Indeed, read it :) 8 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oct 2014 sales gross profit is already +20% up on Oct 2013. Plus what I sell today. Let's see what today brings :) 8 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : a business decision was reached to terminate lifetime warranty due to todays market > Nonsense reasoning. 8 hours ago Reply
ShuleGoing Worlds best website design not kidding, this kills it 13 hours ago Reply
whvholst Let be an inspiration for the website selling "Neil's weird Brit-sockets" 20 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "The best experience of buying a car I've ever had" > We can all publish testimonials from "Peter, London". Show addresses! :) 21 hours ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc than 3 years. Regards, Darryl 23 hours ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc supported by a finance package and within that, over 60% are PCPs. ustomers are therefore not owning their vehicles any longer > 23 hours ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc Hi Ling, a business decision was reached to terminate lifetime warranty due to todays market. 65% of retail sales are supported > 23 hours ago Reply
unbounce The top 10 uses of digital psychology, featuring , , & more: via 1 day ago Reply
adamledieu Umm, I just don't know where to start but apparently Ling really shifts a lot of cars with this website: 1 day ago Reply
damiquo Best Practice #ux 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm going to finish October about 15,000 unique web visitors up on September. 99% of motor dealers have NO CLUE about online traffic. 1 day ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Have even see 9+ on occasions. And often annual mileages as little as 6k and 8k... Golden rule, check the terms... 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : some go as far as 9+ or even "a Figure" that's equivalent to 11 - desperate > Yes, mad and misleading. 1 day ago Reply
JabHookNQPR some go as far as 9+ or even "a Figure" that's equivalent to 11 - desperate 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, not only 6+ on the email, but the annual mileage is 9000 miles... 1k less than my stanfard 10k offering. It's like dealing with fools. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yet another supplier sends me emails promoting "6"+23 payments. Why do they think people want to pay DOUBLE up front? Mental.... I sell 3+. 1 day ago Reply
yannickverc Best. Website. Ever. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS So Vauxhall warranty is now reduced from "lifetime" (must have cost a fortune) to bog standard 3-yrs, 4-yrs less than Kia. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've been told so many Vauxhalls were breaking down that they had to end their "lifetime warranty". Is this true? #vauxhall 1 day ago Reply
ShortThink RT : Because it's easier that way. I think it's called "short-termism". 1 day ago Reply
northo Because it's easier that way. I think it's called "short-termism". 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ah yes parker software, I used to use email2db, really useful application. >> Automating ie form filling etc 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ah yes parker software, I used to use email2db, really useful application. Good support too. >> Email2db was VERY good 1 day ago Reply
rodneybirch RT : Have now installed frames holding 8 x 50" TVs behind operatives, to give this effect on "chat" images: In test. 1 day ago Reply
ChinaShopBull the majority don't want change, to be challenged or to create something special. 1 day ago Reply
jescotty you are getting worse lol. 1 day ago Reply
geake ah yes parker software, I used to use email2db, really useful application. Good support too. 1 day ago Reply
ValuableContent you definitely do and we like it! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : good morning. How are you >> Please don't ask asinine questions on Twitter. It bores everyone else. :) 1 day ago Reply
jescotty good morning. How are you 1 day ago Reply
pkrpmusic RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Great idea ling. ...What app do you use? > Use whoson, but building my own TV interaction stuff. Flagging keywords etc 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good luck to - Labour's candidate South Yorkshire PCC candidate.>> There's an interesting UKIP candidate. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why is everyone so accepting of "same old" shite? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS You **MUST** do something unique. Everyone else does a poor copy of what others do, badly. No one pushes any fu*king boundaries. ...I do. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS My interaction on live webchat will be LIVE chat (rare), LIVE staff pic stream (rarer), but also LIVE visuals reflecting chat subject-UNIQUE 1 day ago Reply
geake Great idea ling. Its long been a problem with livechat that video has to be mutual...why??! What app do you use? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another staff TV test image. So, the TVs reflect the subject of LIVE chat. Say "cock", see penis, LIVE. Gettit yet? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have now installed frames holding 8 x 50" TVs behind operatives, to give this effect on "chat" images: In test. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Already sold £1300 of GP signed car orders, so a good morning. Now, sorting out today's car deliveries. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I like: Ling Valentine on her business . >> You have great taste :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : @ No.5, the irreplaceable . Does your company feature in the #DigitalPsychology top ten? #digitalmarketing http://t… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how about you give me $10k > How about you take your pony-tail & swap it for a pair of sunglasses? :) 1 day ago Reply
dh_analytics : Just for - and the art of persuading visitors to buy - #ConvCon” insane it is 1 day ago Reply
dh_analytics : Just for - and the art of persuading visitors to buy - #ConvCon” insane it 1 day ago Reply
zozinhoo olha esse site de venda de carros kkkkkkkkkk 1 day ago Reply
paulrouke Just for - and the art of persuading visitors to buy - #ConvCon #CRO 1 day ago Reply
robzonenet Broke out the website.. office work has stopped for the day. Sorry 1 day ago Reply
paulrouke Oli you have well and truly lit the blue touch paper now! Be prepared for the back lash… 1 day ago Reply
oligardner how about you give me $10k for the damage to my senses ;) 1 day ago Reply
paulrouke just £10,000?! 1 day ago Reply
The_GUkU @ No.5, the irreplaceable . Does your company feature in the #DigitalPsychology top ten? #digitalmarketing 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if it's Paul Capita the drama teacher he only rates as 2.7/5 on rate my teacher > I saw that :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dat is echt eens iets anders ;-) >> Donkey shite :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The easy on the eye homepage just being used by on “1st impressions” at #convcon - >> £10,000 PLEASE 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The easy on the eye homepage just being used by “1st impressions” at #convcon - >> COPYRIGHT INFRINGE! 2 days ago Reply
JulieJoyce RT : RT : Btw , you’re no 5 on this list: > Damn Facebook, Warbyparker, Booking and A… 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Btw , you’re no 5 on this list: > Damn Facebook, Warbyparker, Booking and Amazon! Damn them 2 days ago Reply
gcharlton Btw , you’re no 5 on this list: 2 days ago Reply
gcharlton Now with even crazier background.. 2 days ago Reply
Digital_tonic oh no! I’m expecting some backlash from now 2 days ago Reply
paulrouke The easy on the eye homepage just being used by on “1st impressions” at #convcon - 2 days ago Reply
JoaoVargas_ gente. fiz meu primeiro site *-* oq acharam? 2 days ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 2 days ago Reply
martinbean Seems like he likes to kick up a fuss where and when ever he can. He needs to get a life. 2 days ago Reply
bloovi Dat is echt eens iets anders ;-) 2 days ago Reply
stucrow Well done is all I can say re last RT. 2 days ago Reply
stucrow RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 2 days ago Reply
Anna_Pi My new favourite website. EVER. Courtesy of #UX 2 days ago Reply
GoThrones_BOT RT : It's like an episode of Game of Thrones! 2 days ago Reply
MatthewGJensen It's like an episode of Game of Thrones! 2 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce if it's Paul Capita the drama teacher from Mansfield he only rates as 2.7/5 on rate my teacher Drama/Crisis? 2 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce well done ling probably he belongs to the 2% you will never satisfy but consumes 20% of your energy 2 days ago Reply
JabHookNQPR RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS One of the best safety training videos in the World (but it's German) - keep watching, bozo. Gets better. 2 days ago Reply
JabHookNQPR excellent Ling, i come across these "planks" often but I'm not so diplomatic. Pathetic attempt to seem important. 2 days ago Reply
ProfitTraining Superb response Ling, consider this prospect duly shop soiled ! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, previous outrage-ing: "My name is Paul Caputa... I have just contacted BBC's Watch Dog". 2 days ago Reply
kentindell RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 2 days ago Reply
richardjgooch superb work. Now he'll have to swim with the sharks. 2 days ago Reply
kevatkinson RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 2 days ago Reply
GazTheJourno RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 2 days ago Reply
Marshalls_Chris : RT : #Ampera passed 44K miles life mpg now 241.Silly Burns coal to charge it." NOT if you buy from 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #Ampera passed 44,000 miles last night, lifetime mpg now 241. >> Silly. Burns coal to charge it. How much coal/mile? 2 days ago Reply
njalskinner I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 2 days ago Reply
JefBuseyne : Eens een alternatieve stem: op #webtomorrow 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : All the governors are already backing off of the Ebola quarantines. >> Good. A ridiculous & useless right-wing paranoia 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Or do you do tee shirts ? >> T-shirt: play game here :))) You may win! 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : where can I buy one of these? Or do you do tee shirts ? >> Badge form here 3 days ago Reply
Corr_Associates Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 3 days ago Reply
njalskinner where can I buy one of these? Or do you do tee shirts ? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bottom office is now cleared of rubbish. Now all stuff from top office goes downstairs to fill it up again. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Do you arrange the deliveries yourself? > I arrange everything. Dealer/logistic operative does the actual delivery 3 days ago Reply
AI_Irvine Do you arrange the deliveries yourself? 3 days ago Reply
grumbo : So, I am busy. So, stop bothering me with rubbish! :)” >> 50,000 tweets - and you say WE'RE bothering you! 3 days ago Reply
grumbo : 27 new cars to get delivered before the end of this week. So, stop bothering me with rubbish! :)” >> Keep your shirt on! 3 days ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Good point! 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You could always turn off twitter... >>> That would stop me being able to berate idiots... Marcus. 3 days ago Reply
MarcusInStroud You could always turn off twitter... 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Still got 27 new cars to get delivered before the end of this week. So, I am busy. So, stop bothering me with rubbish! :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another heavy delivery day, today: 9 new cars. 3 days ago Reply
grumbo : 5m long Roof joists have arrived, to build the framework for my TV backdrops.” >> You've gone building bonkers! 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS 5m long Roof joists have arrived, to build the framework for my TV backdrops. 3 days ago Reply
UniformCarla RT : RT : Today, as accurately captured by >>> hahahahaha 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Today, as accurately captured by >>> hahahahaha 3 days ago Reply
JefBuseyne prepare for sensory overload: "The world's worst website" is a piece of art in it's very own way #lingscars #wah 3 days ago Reply
ferkennedy Amé este sitio web, la música, el color, todo es alegría 3 days ago Reply
ferkennedy Amé la #ux que me brindó este sitio 3 days ago Reply
RosirisCom RT : ¿Accesibilidad y usabilidad? Esta página se lleva el premio jaja #Caos cc/ 4 days ago Reply
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jrgX2 ¿Accesibilidad y usabilidad? Esta página se lleva el premio jaja #Caos cc/ 4 days ago Reply
netmatter Great Inspiration: 18 companies with brilliant #digitalstrategies feat. #LingsCars... 4 days ago Reply
eamonncarey maybe they're moving to a design inspired by Ling? 4 days ago Reply
chrislentzy News HORSE: VIDEO: Brand hijacks Allardyce interview #socialmedia 5 days ago Reply
beats_scott RT : RT : I won the T-shirt! new driving game >> Yay. Yay. Another winner. 5 days ago Reply
clydelerner Careful if you add too much to our site, it could look like this! #wcsf14 Awesome 5 min talk, Michael 5 days ago Reply
thepixelgeek i'm not shooting at anything. I'm just stating facts. Unless this site is trying to be like 5 days ago Reply
chrislentzy Newsy newsy: VIDEO: Dangers of doping in funny shape ball-game union #socialmedia 5 days ago Reply
NachoCerrato pero siempre se puede ser más elegante 6 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Thoroughly enjoying your Lingo system. Very good. >> Ta, Not perfect but secure and fun :) Works well. 6 days ago Reply
SelinaVasdev Watching re-runs of #DragonsDen & I can't believe #LingsCars said this - 'Chinese eat dragons for breakfast!' Haha what a character 6 days ago Reply
iphone_app_tw [アプリ] Kempt  LINGsCARS #アプリ #ゲーム #app #速報 #iPhone 6 days ago Reply
HayleyCAnderson "looks like bootstrap" Except the source code is way too good. 6 days ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Newsy TRICKLE: Million Ebola vaccine doses for 2015 6 days ago Reply
ukbudget2014 NEWS from China: Tesla Motors : TESLA OPENS FIRST SUPERCHARGER IN ethnic... 6 days ago Reply
macerarius Diese Website ist aus der Zeit gefallen. Einmalig gut und schlecht: . Leider erst jetzt entdeckt. #webdesign #fail 1 week ago Reply
robertdagelet RT : Best website ever! Check vooral desktopversie. 1 week ago Reply
paulcc_two but sometimes you might want to look for t'Phone? 1 week ago Reply
Raidermile our web design class checked it out yesterday :D. Never Chang long, never change ;D 1 week ago Reply
Raidermile Indeed :D. 1 week ago Reply
mojotec We should definitely have more sites like this one, I ran across again to this beauty thanks to a co-worker: 1 week ago Reply
crgeary ! .. The best, worst website ever! haha 1 week ago Reply
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northo Thoroughly enjoying your Lingo system. Very good. 1 week ago Reply
waiyeehong mmmm chewy... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #WearItPink We have lots of pink in the office today. >> Shame you couldn't be arsed to re-colour your website :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : charming! >> You're a bit late to the party... a bit like floors :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You like bubble tea? We're serving Taiwan Bubble Tea! > Always liked toad eggs 1 week ago Reply
UsedCars4SaleUK RT : but Have YOU tried them :) #Snakes #reptiles ... just the thought makes me shuddddddddeerr… 1 week ago Reply
fernandocomet Lo impresionante es que cada vez que actualizas canta una distinta y sin apenas banners XD Yeahhh! #CometSiteOfTheDay 1 week ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Thank you, The Ling... :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : LOT worry about MPG, cost of Road tax but forget depreciation ! > They get PCPs wrong, too. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Audi website "Learn more about TT" ... it's *THE* TT, *THE* bloody TT. It's a car, not a human. Like THE iPhone, you don't look for "iPhone" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thinking of copying s fanfare when they land, but replacing the voice over with "Another new car delivered on time from LINGsCARS" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Virgin Airline's campaign is quite super. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 18 companies with brilliant digital strategies feat. Ling's Cars *rolls eyes* 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> You publicly slag and then at the MEREST hint of criticism, go bananas. :) Buy a thicker skin. 1 week ago Reply
jimreidvehicle hahahahaha you are funny 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : off your soap Box Ling and jump back into it! >> Lemons! Lemons! Get your Scottish lemons here. 1 week ago Reply
jimreidvehicle off your soap Box Ling and jump back into it! I'll help nail done the top with nails from 1 week ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 we are actually using a local flooring company for all the work apart form some of the work which they can't do! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling let's face it, you are a joke! So go do something productive- > The happy face of Scotland 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings words of wisdom? > Yep- you extol the benefits of smaller indi car dealers, then trot to giant DIY co. 1 week ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 Ling let's face it, you are a joke! So go do something productive with your day for a change! 1 week ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 RT : I know they work like a broker ! Should have went direct to manufacturer my mistake 1 week ago Reply
jimreidvehicle I know they work like a broker ! Should have went direct to manufacturer my mistake 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is that from Ling's words of wisdom? >> Yes, need to make better supplier choices. Rely on B&Q? A joke. 1 week ago Reply
jimreidvehicle is that from Ling's words of wisdom? 1 week ago Reply
zollymonsta wa! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What a disgrace . let newly married & >> B&Q the well known flooring company. Right. 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge more money for you if they don't 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I wish more people would try and push the limits of what's possible, instead of just making an average job of what's available. Bah. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Interactive: ... say "dickhead" and see a penis appear above operative. Say shit and a dog will assist you by pooing, live. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one has tried to use interactive web-chat like this, before. It means customers see live stuff behind operative, so say Fiesta see Fiesta 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Next week, office is cleared of furniture and shit, then "clothes rails" holding 8 x 50" TVs brought in behind each bank of staff. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My latest investment 8 x 50" TVs and 8 x Nettops to run them, to enable live, interactive backgrounds to website chat. Will be world-leading 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think I'll finish this months invoicing about £10,000 up on October last year. Based on the cars still to deliver, will be record October. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Got another 41 deliveries (more will be added next week) left for October. Bloody busy. It's like juggling a snooker table of balls. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "The meal for the American passenger in row 15" Christine offers a VERY Big Mac. 1 week ago Reply
CraigSoenen i"m a believer! Love this site! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings cars... Wow, just wow xD >> Wow is a great word, it spells backwards and prevents you typing more complicated words. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I won the T-shirt! new driving game >> Yay. Yay. Another winner. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : today's design inspiration >> Thanks so much. Canada leads the World in err... maples 1 week ago Reply
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jacobstevens RT : Do not click this link: #IsThereAProblemHere? #WebDesign #UX #Seizure? #MyEyes! :) 1 week ago Reply
QualityFrog Do not click this link: #IsThereAProblemHere? #WebDesign #UX #Seizure? #MyEyes! :) 1 week ago Reply
s_abboud Words... Can't... Describe... 1 week ago Reply
MattArchie5 love the website! 1 week ago Reply
beats_scott I won the T-shirt! new driving game 1 week ago Reply
chrissuperduper I use this site for most, if not all of my design inspiration: 1 week ago Reply
stphaniekalacis today's design inspiration 1 week ago Reply
jlbruno Best website I've seen today 1 week ago Reply
NewCarMark RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 1 week ago Reply
VelocitySales The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 1 week ago Reply
miwahall BEST WEBSITE EVER 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but Have YOU tried them :) >> Snake is OK, the alcohol it's in is VILE. 50% battery acid. 1 week ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : but Have YOU tried them :) #Snakes #reptiles ... just the thought makes me shuddddddddeerr… 1 week ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? >> They do a "snake" one in China … 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Off to Manningham now for a meeting.... >>> Right, heh. That involving £25, a condom and a ratty old crow called "Betty"? 1 week ago Reply
specialistcars1 but Have YOU tried them :) #Snakes #reptiles ... just the thought makes me shuddddddddeerrrrr ! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We'll decide on a European policy on #climate change in this EuroCouncil. #EUCO >> Except the UK of course 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? >> They do a "snake" one in China which is popular 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice little link I found. No other motor dealer ever knows if they have links, except dodgy "recommend site" ones. 1 week ago Reply
UsedCars4SaleUK RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? 1 week ago Reply
SergioSalamon Voy a fusilar esta home y hacer un A/B sólo por curiosidad. 1 week ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? 1 week ago Reply
PabloCampoGomez Carcajadas por en "Buenas prácticas para gran experiencia de usuario en Portal" - Juan Hidalgo #LRESP2014 #Grande 1 week ago Reply
specialistcars1 Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : . and are going out for a WALK!!! >> Now is the time to lock the doors. 1 week ago Reply
keeperO_o Acabo de recordar a viendo esto: jajajajajaajaj 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lego, Asos, Argos, Walmart, VW, Ikea... have "Brilliant Digital Staregies". And the list of 18 includes me! Look! 1 week ago Reply
stuartgh I was once knocked off my bicycle by a taxi driver called Mr Valentine! I was head over heels in love:-) 1 week ago Reply
timpelling What an amazing (slightly scary) website 1 week ago Reply
RaviGopar I made it onto the live feed on the ..... oh the #irony. #website #LOL 1 week ago Reply
SIMONBALLANTYNE RT : Here is one of VehicleWallArt's cars: 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce no sweat 1 week ago Reply
martinbean Better the roll holder and not the toilet itself /cc 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have 377 customers "in my pot" between signing an order for a new car and taking delivery. Should keep me going until Ebola breaks out. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ..please tweet us during the day if you need any assistance. > My toilet roll holder is jammed. Damn that Andrex. Can you help? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Woman covers her car in human hair > ..and the hairs on her dicky-di-do went down to her wheels... 1 week ago Reply
thanksforallthe RT : Here is one of VehicleWallArt's cars: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Visitor on my website, chatting, calls him/herself SHITTY McSHITTY. Look at DNS, is from Stanford University! Idiot. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is one of VehicleWallArt's cars: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS This pal of mine, Danny, has started selling car shells "wall art" - website needs work but product is EXCELLENT. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Be careful who you call your friends. Better to have 4 quarters than 100 pennies. >> Not in the UK. We don't have quarters. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My web visits are currently 7% up on the same day last month. Up is good. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but the drawback of a 4 year deal the warranty expiry and need for MOT >> Correct. 1 week ago Reply
richardjgooch but the drawback of a 4 year deal the warranty expiry and need for MOT 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow - good deals on Focus ST! >> yes, but Twitter's not great for discussing cars, not enough chars. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and please send link! >> 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : any cheaper on a two year? >> No, is cheaper on 4-year 1 week ago Reply
brantazabra Эталонно! :D / 1 week ago Reply
northo Wow - good deals on Focus ST! 1 week ago Reply
jamesbavington This takes me back to the late nineties! We should get this into a museum alongside 1 week ago Reply
northo and please send link! 1 week ago Reply
northo any cheaper on a two year? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Any good deals on A class Merc at the moment? >> Cheapest 3yr 1.5D is £285.60/mth inc vat 1 week ago Reply
northo Any good deals on A class Merc at the moment? 1 week ago Reply
eyelock Best site on the internet (HT to Seth) 1 week ago Reply
GuyHAnderson pmsl - I've a feeling it was meant in a semi-affectionate way 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : she was on dragons den. Mad as a box of frogs > Thanks SO much :) 1 week ago Reply
nurome86 Diseño de paginas web, ejemplo de las que #no se debe hacer #activate #horror #topten china 1 week ago Reply
MatthewGJensen clearly Spain's foremost airport transfers driver. 1 week ago Reply
Momomie1 help me 1 week ago Reply
ItsTheBrandi That's all. 1 week ago Reply
SEOBod take care, it's windy out there 1 week ago Reply
Raphaelite_Girl Here it is. Lings Cars: 1 week ago Reply
grumbo I notice Fang, your new Alsation guard dog has a Chinese name, meaning sweet-smelling and pronounced fong. Does Lings' Fong Pong? 1 week ago Reply
MatthewGJensen - that blog goes out to them :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : However there are sites with 40-60k visits per week that are not thriving. >> Eeeek, they need a kick. 1 week ago Reply
MatthewGJensen low hanging fruit, abundant supply, I totally agree. However there are sites with 40-60k visits per week that are not thriving. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Still £20k ahead of last years sales, to date in October. So, what a fantastic month. While Germany struggles, I thrive. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it depends - niche business are only ever going to attract modest audiences > They need to get out more. 1 week ago Reply
MatthewGJensen trying to convert a larger % of high traffic is called a rich mans dilemma :) 1 week ago Reply
MatthewGJensen it depends - niche business are only ever going to attract modest audiences, there they need to convert a larger % to thrive. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but imagine if you converted a big % :) >> Low % of high traffic is also more stable, & cheaper to harvest 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but imagine if you converted a big % :) >> Big % of low traffic is poxy. Small % of high traffic is great. 1 week ago Reply
MatthewGJensen but imagine if you converted a big % :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Haha - - you do need both. If you have high traffic, converting a small % is easier. >> :) Indeed. 1 week ago Reply
MatthewGJensen Haha - forgive the attention grabbing headline - you do need both. If you have high traffic, converting a small % is easier. 1 week ago Reply
motivationco technically the flow is; Marketing, Traffic, Conversion and sadly analysis then refinement then cakes or worse 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Conversion, Not Traffic, is Key >> This is what people say when they don't have traffic. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Conversion, Not Traffic is Key > Utterly wrong. Traffic is key. You can't convert without traffic 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's very windy out there please take care on the roads >> Normally, we don't take care and just kill ourselves. Not today 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's very windy out there today please take care on the roads #HurricaneGonzalo >> Is EVERYONE that stupid not to notice? 1 week ago Reply
SEOBod take care, it's windy out there 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bleugh. So many amateur weather-forecasters saying "it's windy, so take care". Patronising bastards. I say "it's windy, so fuc* off" to them 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, staff webcams will look at staff with big TV behind them, and will use pics, keywords and phrases and images (eg: knobhead) to interact 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS 7 x ASUS chromeboxes arrive to power my operative-TVs... which will be used BEHIND my staff, so webcams can interact when chatting customers 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS The gale-force winds are not affecting my website. Why bother trekking to a wet and windy dealer when on-line is SO MUCH more reliable. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's the better deal option 2014 qashqai acenta premium or 2015 n-Tec >> Scott, pls email sales at lingscars dot com 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Still want to replace the silver bomb with car from > Have any coloured bomb you want :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's your email? >> sales at lingscars dot com 1 week ago Reply
AngriestCarp Hey , you do design stuff right? Can I get your opinion on this? 1 week ago Reply
iamnader Kapost is redesigning our UI. This is our inspiration: 1 week ago Reply
MartijnGizmo RT : Zomaar een website van een Chinese autoleasemaatschappij.... WTF in het kwadraat. 1 week ago Reply
chrisdane97 what's your email? 1 week ago Reply
chrisdane97 Still want to replace the silver bomb with a car from 1 week ago Reply
wouterdb92 Zomaar een website van een Chinese autoleasemaatschappij.... WTF in het kwadraat. 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Otherwise i think i may have trolled, specsavers, we buy any car, gocompare, etc theyre going to throw the key away arent they? 1 week ago Reply
Jeroen_vLoon A art student of mine gave this website as an example of bad alignment... - 1 week ago Reply
sah14 what's the better deal option 2014 qashqai acenta premium or 2015 n-Tec 1 week ago Reply
Pabregas it's ok I emailed you before and you have replied thanks anyway 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : hi I had an interview last week >> Brett, still umming and aaaahing. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : best job add ever. Do you do competency based interviews and psychometric assessments? >> No :) 1 week ago Reply
Pabregas hi I had an interview last week just wondered if you had email back yet as emails werent working that well 1 week ago Reply
the_laugher No habéis visto webs raras hasta que habéis entrado aquí --> 1 week ago Reply
Nortrad best job add ever. Do you do competency based interviews and psychometric assessments? 1 week ago Reply
floppe Vous avez besoin d'une tite bagnole ? :-)))) (j'ai bien ri !!) 1 week ago Reply
grumbo RT : Here is me with new dog, Fang. Dog is the German one. I am the Chinese one. 1 week ago Reply
DTCMedia Thanks dames. Bij deze de bronvermelding van autoverkoopsite : 1 week ago Reply
stujbanderson The Stu Anderson Daily is out! Stories via 1 week ago Reply
Elvira_w RT : Online autoverkoop in China? Kijk en oordeel zelf. #automotive Zouden jullie het ook zo doen? 1 week ago Reply
DriverdealsUK RT : RT : Good point. I'll take that from you and your 49.7K tweets! >> Hahahaha :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am recruiting. Customer admin people required. Gateshead. Would suit good looking people with brains. If you want a job, email me. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sounds like a great place to work. >> Of course it is! 1 week ago Reply
jeffscruff Sounds like a great place to work. 1 week ago Reply
DomPeppiatt the tech department has just discovered - flashbacks to about this time last year 1 week ago Reply
SonjaJefferson What, another one! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS 300 to go and I *MUST* win a prize! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good point. I'll take that from you and your 49.7K tweets! >> Hahahaha :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS 'If You Don't Like Trolling, Get Off Twitter!' Excellent bit of sensible TV from 1 week ago Reply
SonjaJefferson Good point. I'll take that from you and your 49.7K tweets! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Yeah - that's the easy bit! >> Well... :) Use the Tweet as the first sentence of the blog article. 1 week ago Reply
SonjaJefferson Yeah - that's the easy bit! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : found a lot of page lag comes from social sharing buttons, can take an age to load > Need a self-hosted gif saying "fuc*Twitter" 1 week ago Reply
richms tv's are cheaper than fancy wallpaper now... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Staff "background" TVs have arrived. Now have 8 x 50" TVs in my office. That's approx 10,000mm of TVs. That's a lot of pixel/millimetres. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow - the Bentley smartphone has "Diamond Knurled Titanium Side Rails" > One for ? 1 week ago Reply
mikechitty send hm my way.... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "please" >>> Heh. He probably needs an inclusive management course, explaining the benefits and opportunities. 1 week ago Reply
geake you'll probably find a harness easier with a dog of that size. Chokers tend to snag where harnesses pinch their shoulders back 1 week ago Reply
mikechitty "please" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How do you start a blog article? I often struggle with the first sentence. >> You've managed 11,000+ Tweets, no problem. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce ah shepherds pie 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's the use of a guard dog if it's chained up? You want that bugger to roam! > Eventually yes. 1 week ago Reply
geake what's the use of a guard dog if it's chained up? You want that bugger to roam! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'd drop the chain choker collar if I were you >> Chain is good, it means I can chain it up. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Which bit of "please f*ck off" doesn't Barroso understand? 1 week ago Reply
lakey Marvellous... and such a fantastically loyal breed. Great name too! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My chickens, on Saturday... nice pic. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Amazed your site still held up by the design cognoscenti as bad practice > Idiot lazy journos 1 week ago Reply
stevecarpenter Amazed your site is still held up by the design cognoscenti as bad practice. Completely misses the point 1 week ago Reply
geake I'd drop the chain choker collar if I were you 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is me with new dog, Fang. Dog is the German one. I am the Chinese one. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice pic of Ya Jun (air hostess from my website FAQs) and my new dog, Fang. Yesterday. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "We will print pictures of websites on paper, then sell it (at £5.99 eek) to people who design websites for a living" LOL 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Luddites prints my website in their mag. LOL. There is something anal about a "web", err, magazine 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I see I am in again, as an example of how NOT to use colour: IDIOTS 1 week ago Reply
DTCMedia Online autoverkoop in China? Kijk en oordeel zelf. #automotive Zouden jullie het ook zo doen? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Barclaycard Security [naplicao.brazhost.com.br] - heh. Idiots. 1 week ago Reply
bent_os RT : I try to explain the differences between the UK and USA of a US Car Dealer board: ... how close am I? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS These people, who just work for a company, who claim to be experts, then gob off & affect sales of independent businesses drive me INSANE. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "I'm going to make up stuff about car sales, for the Daily Telegraph, then COMPLETELY IGNORE the person it hurts when asked to take it back" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS You say untrue rubbish in DT that screws with my business, then you go utterly silent when asked to admit it was a fabrication. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have you managed to admit you were saying rubbish in the Daily Telegraph when you said nearly-new PCPs were cheaper than new? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hehe love this concept; LingsCars. Doing everything wrong with webdesign #webdesign > Yes. All wrong. 1 week ago Reply
bent_os RT : RT : IT CAME 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Only £850 of Gross Profit sales this morning. But, I'm still £20k ahead of this day last October :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : IT CAME 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : There's no place to buy cars like >> Thanks so much :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice little linky of YaJun on a Russian Joomla forum this morning. Every little link helps :) 1 week ago Reply
bgrapes We are discussing in my UX class this week. How have I not seen this before? This is amazing. 1 week ago Reply
zempt Un ejemplo de página con interfaz no explorable: (Es de verdad, y no les debe ir nada mal. Para quejarnos de Renfe). 1 week ago Reply
ilusi0n_ best web page ever 1 week ago Reply
SBSussex RT : Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 1 week ago Reply
Sacharified I know where I'm buying my next car That's a website that says "quality you can trust" 1 week ago Reply
WayAboveSociety RT : best website i've ever seen 1 week ago Reply
Patate_froide You have the absolute best website ever, i LOVE it :D 2 weeks ago Reply
ufarrochil You know you have diesel Porsche Boxsters listed on your site? I’m not so sure Porsche have ever made them… 2 weeks ago Reply
boko6565 RT : Bask in the majesty that is 2 weeks ago Reply
agencypja A car, a chicken, and the absolute craziest website you'll ever see 2 weeks ago Reply
HiroRwar Bask in the majesty that is 2 weeks ago Reply
HiroRwar Reminder that is a real website. 2 weeks ago Reply
ossianbg RT : Best website ever. 2 weeks ago Reply
Ledinax Best website ever. 2 weeks ago Reply
ErikvBel Ling is de man, gave #website niet druk #voorbeeld mobiel versie 2 weeks ago Reply
JennyTheolin This website. 2 weeks ago Reply
LeeYing101 what do you think of this article on automatic vs stick shift? 2 weeks ago Reply
BKKJase Meanwhile, on the internet… 2 weeks ago Reply
vertumotors apparently we open from morning till night late on Live Chat or will be when fully up and running. So far so good. 2 weeks ago Reply
turkishdlite Debating whether to turn my portfolio into something like this: only responsive...thoughts? 2 weeks ago Reply
anderskravis This website... Just can't stop staring 2 weeks ago Reply
Lach840 most cluttered web site ever: 2 weeks ago Reply
randallbell that deal I was on about, its mental: 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News gorge: Lightning damage ‘worst in 20 years’ 3 weeks ago Reply
NemoNetUK We have no words... 3 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : RT : This is how UKIP voted in the EU 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News THRUST: VIDEO: Should bloody annoying Blitish screen passengers for... 3 weeks ago Reply
ThomasDeViking Een verloren kunstvorm. 3 weeks ago Reply
Boo_Hadlay When will your fav? This website has it all. No really, it has EVERYTHING. 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News bleat: bloody annoying Blitish Ebola screening announcement due 3 weeks ago Reply
derpeon MY KINDA WEBSITE 3 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner just send a turd in a box 3 weeks ago Reply
karen_hackett I really hope not! Think he is stuck outside the back door 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton you are so last year, we have drones for that now, and they dont need any one to go in and lay the track 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : and what you going to do with it > Use it to combat the spread of Ebola by sending needle into tent on a car? 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton and what you going to do with it 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : hows your scalextric coming along? >> All filmed inc Capri, SD1, Metro, caravan and horsebox. 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton hows your scalextric coming along? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and i only read yours to see if you eventually say something complimentary about garages, >> Nah, all crooks. 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton and i only read yours to see if you eventually say something complimentary about garages, 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Theres only you that reads my tweets, 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We're just about to announce a special event for dealers >>> Ooooh, will it cost £££s? I like things that cost £££s. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's not a pleasant feeling waking up in a UK you like even less > Democracy is such a pisser when you lose, eh? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Haha. always wants us to set up such a service >So incredibly obvious. Big demand 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : acquiring recipient! > Course you would. They'd send dead flowers to everyone THEY hate 3 weeks ago Reply
willwynne ... not sure we'd do so well in acquiring the recipient! We prefer recipients to become advocates. :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
willwynne as whilst we might service a need on one end of the delivery... 3 weeks ago Reply
willwynne Haha. always wants us to set up such a service but funnily enough we've been a bit reticent. 3 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty 6 billion hours of video and there is nothing on? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If you had to recommend one youtube/vimeo/similar video on innovation to practicing managers > No one watches that rubbish! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is really very clever, and nice music too. Who needs the AA? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dogs dancing cos it's Friday is the best :) >> Is that dog in a microwave? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : can pull some blooms out of the bin for you > A lovely website 3 weeks ago Reply
sparky000 I'm sure that can pull some blooms out of the bin for you 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is there a service where you can send a bouquet of dying and very wilted skanky flowers to someone you don't like much? 3 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman This is also the approach taken by that Cameron bloke. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A car dealer's guide to using Twitter: 1) ONLY TALK ABOUT YOURSELF, 2) POST REPEATED ADVERTS, 3) SPAM EVERYONE TO f*ck, 4) NEVER RESPOND. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : So who's not on our e-mail newsletter list? Why not? Join now.... >> And eat SPAAAAAAAM 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dear cyberspace diary, I have finally seen the workmen >>> Due to BC tweets, Twitter is to be renamed MOANER, shock! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is how UKIP voted in the EU > Probably because it should be decided nationally, not by the EU. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The strangest actually useful site on Internet, Ling's Cars. > Indiana? INDIANA? ...gets out ukelele 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seriously need to get on with webcam shit. Can't have beating me. New Fujitsu arrived. Rig it up for webcams. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dan got balloons for his birthday > Never mind his birthday, what about my live-chat? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Greek riot-dog dies. This is a kind of shame... 3 weeks ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 8am?! That's a late start.... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 8am and I already have £1745 of sales gross profit on my giant TV-wall. Roll on 9am when the rest of the motor trade decides to clock-on. 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : can i marry your website please? >> Now, you are just being silly. It's in a long-term relationship with Google! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To and congratulations on a superb result. And Heywood & Middleton too. 3 weeks ago Reply
richms Probably leave at 5:30 as well. Most people cant piss around on live chat at work. Like they cant phone. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have now launched #livechat on all our websites >> But you need people online at 7am. Web does not start at 9 o'clock. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have now launched #livechat on all our websites >> Will be interactive, ie background will respond to customer chat 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have now launched #livechat on all our websites >> I am developing live cameras, backgrounds and operators. Nearly there 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : baws.why is idiot point always magically set at £120. >> because below that, I get double-idiots. Poundland fodder. 3 weeks ago Reply
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123doors RT : The strangest actually useful site on the Internet, Ling's Cars. 3 weeks ago Reply
_zuz_k can i marry your website please? 3 weeks ago Reply
_zuz_k OH MY GOD 3 weeks ago Reply
gschneider34 I have a new favorite website - 3 weeks ago Reply
LiamMcKnight2 What even is this? hahaha 3 weeks ago Reply
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pjryan51 baws.why is idiot point always magically set at £120. 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Mercedes CLA-Class Leasing Cheap £462.00 inc VAT 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : why can't I lease a car for under £100 a month yet. Pah. >> I deliberately destroy those cars. They attract idiots. 3 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 why can't I lease a car for under £100 a month yet. What kind of world is this. Pah. 3 weeks ago Reply
TommyC1039 The strangest actually useful site on the Internet, Ling's Cars. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm designing my car selling flashing gifs as we speak. >> Don't deploy them near flammable liquids. 3 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol I'm designing my car selling flashing gifs as we speak. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You don't need to be as funny as that. >> Oh, I don't know, it might give you a tiny run for you...erm... money. 3 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol You don't need to be as funny as that. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Maybe I should start selling cars? > Why not? ...Maybe I should start making up semi-funny stories? 3 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol Maybe I should start selling cars? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : DVLA online services statistics for September 2014 >> And you still insist on us sending "letters"? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #TrumpVlog Will our brave soldiers catch Ebola? >> It's hard to believe how really stupid DT is. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wait, what? Is this why I'm starving to death? >> Yes. Every visitor is worth >50p to me. You need to monetise. 3 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys of which I have none. Next?! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if > All manufacturers even know your "dietary requirements". That's hardly objective journalism 3 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol Wait, what? Is this why I'm starving to death? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Money? Oh where's your soul? I do this for love. >> Indeed. Make money from it, nit! 3 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys if I could have the cars at home at the same time as an international launch I'd happily stay home 3 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol Money? Oh where's your soul? I do this for love. And getting twice as much traffic as you. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think you'll find you're very wrong. >> If a politician took such free trips, it'd be called corruption. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : About 78k, thanks for asking. >> If sales stay this rate, I'm on target for £71k g/profit in Oct. How bout you? 3 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys read any of my reviews, I think you'll find you're very wrong. 3 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol About 78,000, thanks for asking. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Not that many. >> Well, lots more month to go :) 3 weeks ago Reply
martinbean Not that many. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently this month, my web visitors are 18% up on September on this day. 36,000 unique visitors since Oct 1st. How many have YOU had? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I love your website ! >> Merci! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : bribes? >> Exactly. Bribes to write nice stuff. It stinks. 3 weeks ago Reply
SDXcreative the guys a genius ": Go to ---> view source " 3 weeks ago Reply
JpHubbard RT : Go to ---> view source 3 weeks ago Reply
almackin Go to ---> view source 3 weeks ago Reply
Danjay23 MY EYES. #webdesign #amazing #wow 3 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys bribes? Ha! We travel in order to drive the cars early to write the reviews that your customers read 3 weeks ago Reply
LiliMarsh I love your website ! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : or sales people, eh! > But "journos" should declare value of gifts & trips when writing articles 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : or sales people, eh! >> Well, I never take ANY bribes or trips anywhere. I am 100% neutral. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys or sales people, eh! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Flying on Air >> The new Passat will be "superb" Thanks to business class + twiglets 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Flying on Air >> Exactly why no one should believe what "motoring journalists" say. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : well you're honest & transparent a lot, about the same thing, rather like a stuck record. > Different every day :) 3 weeks ago Reply
MrChrisTerry Incase you've never seen this. Best practice web-design in action(flipped): #usability 3 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner maybe the taxman reads Twitter and they have something to hide 3 weeks ago Reply
bent_os Lingscars tee should arrive tomorrow 3 weeks ago Reply
ashpron well you're honest and transparent rather a lot, about the same thing, rather like a stuck record. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : to go around shouting about it could be viewed as crass. >>> I don't think so. I call it "honest" and "transparent" 3 weeks ago Reply
ashpron missing point Ling. Of course we don't and I'm not suggesting that, but to go around shouting about it could be viewed as crass. 3 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP Had the same issue, never experienced it before? Re-logged in now. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : Car buying intentions in the next 6 mths infographic >> Need a login. Annoying link. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Indonesian? >>. Maybe, or some Fillipino dialect? 3 weeks ago Reply
Nemecle *meurt dans sa bave* 3 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele Indonesian? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have NO IDEA of the language etc.... but a link is a link: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : maybe they're not crass Ling? ;-) >> Why is it crass? What do *you* work for? What does anyone work for? Peanuts? 3 weeks ago Reply
gfawkes Ugliest web site contest winner ... but surprisingly very successful 3 weeks ago Reply
vicpuntnl RT : Naar zulke sites kunnen wij alleen maar vol bewondering kijken. Hoi Ling! (via @… 3 weeks ago Reply
redhotminute Naar zulke sites kunnen wij alleen maar vol bewondering kijken. Hoi Ling! (via ) 3 weeks ago Reply
gjerutten Nog inspiratie nodig voor iets moois? 3 weeks ago Reply
MartijndeHaas lol, homepage briljant! RT : Omfg RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 3 weeks ago Reply
Mark_de_Vet RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 3 weeks ago Reply
ontwerpheld Whahah! RT : Omfg. 3 weeks ago Reply
STUDIO27styling RT : Geweldig! RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 3 weeks ago Reply
iAnk Omfg. 3 weeks ago Reply
ErikEggens Geweldig! RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 3 weeks ago Reply
ashpron maybe they're not crass Ling? ;-) 3 weeks ago Reply
dktom best & most honest #usp ever 3 weeks ago Reply
henrytalbot2 I like that, not a lot but I like it all the same. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's its name? >> The Workmax? It is called... ummm... The Rattler. 3 weeks ago Reply
henrytalbot2 what's its name? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just ordered a new wheelbearing for my JCB Workmax. Nearside front. It is a great little truck. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : because they're not here to make money, they're here to improve your life in many tiny ways. >> I see. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #Ebola officials trying to kill the nurse's dog 'as a precaution' -no quarantine! > Of course! Burn it immediately. Are you mad? 3 weeks ago Reply
ufarrochil because they're not here to make money, they're here to improve your life in many tiny ways. "Money? Oh, that old thing...", etc. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's amazing. Other businesses on Twitter, tweet about every other bit of shit under the sun - apart from how much money they make. Why? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sales flying: now up to £4000 gross profit today. Am £11k in front of GP for this day last October. Roll up, anyone else want cheap new car? 3 weeks ago Reply
oserog Enjoying this website a lot... takes me back to 1999 and Excite! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now up to £2600 in signed car orders gross profit, for today. Sales are ticking along nicely. 3 weeks ago Reply
noisymonkey We like to think that the Fabric Land site is a minimalist homage to < Now thats a purdy website... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : u tweeted the N*F*L keyword of today Steve Smith ! To claim go here >> fu*k off 3 weeks ago Reply
TheRealSJR My pleasure - have an awesome day! cc/ 3 weeks ago Reply
KYoungcfe For a unique CX, take a trip to Before judging, keep in mind that you're looking at a multi-million $$ success story. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Flash driving arcade game of excellence >> Win a t-shirt! Get on with it :) 3 weeks ago Reply
joshkilmister Flash driving arcade game of excellence 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The DVLA building, Swansea. Yesterday. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sniff Petrol asked the DVLA for comment but they said they could not find our details and would get back to us within 48 working days. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ‘In my view the DVLA need to clearly label the difference between ‘a laptop’ and ‘a rapidly rotating circular saw’.’ 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ‘When I tried to buy new car tax online all my fingers fell off,’ he grumbled. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I can’t believe the DVLA would allow such a simple search mistake to occur 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS instead of ‘car tax’ I accidentally searched for ‘hot girl-on-girl action’ and as result my wife caught me masturbating in the conservatory. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : After 2 days of almost continuous rain and wind we finally have a reprieve >> Hahaha, bloody Scotland, eh? 3 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner tarring and feathering is better 3 weeks ago Reply
sheepio RT : RT : Jeez,that's brave,well done for standing up to him > Our attitude is "f*ck… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : needs naming and shaming >> Well, needs convicting, THEN naming and shaming L:) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Jeez,that's brave,well done for standing up to him > Our attitude is "fu*k the criminals" 3 weeks ago Reply
Stephen_H_Smith Name and shame? 3 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner needs naming and shaming 3 weeks ago Reply
sheepio Jeez,that's brave,well done for standing up to him 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I bet when you check his criminal record>>> I'm waiting to find out who it is. Waiting for the name. 3 weeks ago Reply
Stephen_H_Smith I bet when you check his criminal record it's as long as your customer list (well maybe not quite that long) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good morning so far. £1300 in the bag in sales, that's great before 10am. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb result by CSI Miami (OK, it was CSI Peterlee, ) in grabbing the fingerprint left by the asshole car thief. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So moral of story is ALWAYS have a go at thieves and never give in. Excellent result by 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scumbag who tried to steal my L/Rover & attack Jon with stanley knife, now arrested and charged after fingerprint forced from him in scuffle 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "...To shop at Ling's cars, you need a sense of humor and good credit. If you don't have either, you'll pay more" -Ling's Epic FAQ" - heh :) 3 weeks ago Reply
JenHinds Oh they do and we test them afterwards! Hello Ling :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You mean 'The Legendary Ling's Cars' , to give it its full title. :) cc/ #SMXChat >>> Ta! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : few banners #4NWorks > Mentalist if people think anyone reads all that! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Online car tax checker "If you think that the details are incorrect please **WRITE** to: CCG DVLA Swansea" - Sheesh. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Full eclipse tonight, there'll be many moon shots assuming the cloud holds back > Is Australia blocking it, again? 3 weeks ago Reply
AaronM_NZ Full eclipse tonight, there will be many moon shots assuming the cloud holds back 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Here comes the moon >> So that's where it went. It was here a few hours ago. 3 weeks ago Reply
mushbuh ENJOY THIS PAGE, IT'S BIG! Lingdex of 231 articles 3 weeks ago Reply
amadeoc In need of a car? Best website ever. 3 weeks ago Reply
MJLawson1 When did it become the thing to do, to include animated gifs in emails? #Lingscars 3 weeks ago Reply
mushbuh RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 3 weeks ago Reply
GentlemanCo RT : I live in Montréal not in France but I agree:) 3 weeks ago Reply
Iyashi_kei RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 3 weeks ago Reply
RichardCarter err, not that bad! "Mec******" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what is 'no' in Cantonese?? Coz you never understand when a geordie says it!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : don't say the "M" word ;) >>> Ahhhh MACKEM :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : don't say the "M" word ;) >> Middlesbrough? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : just like your accountant... 3 weeks ago Reply
RichardCarter don't say the "M" word ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow: Titanic in Lego at (photo via ) >> Now needs iceberg in Meccano :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hey Ling, thanks for the follow! loved your talk at Handheld conf last year >> Pleasure! Great to see you. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I live in Montréal not in France but I agree:) >> Ah right, I put 2+2 and made 5 :) hahahaha 3 weeks ago Reply
failwatching I live in Montréal not in France but I agree:) 3 weeks ago Reply
_DanMessina Hahaha, i forgot about lingscars - that site is awesome! #SMXChat 3 weeks ago Reply
resoundcreative RT : There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 3 weeks ago Reply
SMXChat RT : There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 3 weeks ago Reply
marksalke OMG. RT : There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 3 weeks ago Reply
iamelliot Hey Ling, thanks for the follow! loved your talk at Handheld conf last year 3 weeks ago Reply
TheRealSJR There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You have done a great job, >> But the biggest brand failure at the moment (due idiotic gov't) is FRANCE itself. 3 weeks ago Reply
TheRealSJR A4: By way of a complete and undeniable answer, I present to you #SMXChat 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You have done a great job, I will use your brand as an example of a brand positioning using humour:) >> Thanks! 3 weeks ago Reply
failwatching You have done a great job, I will use your brand as an example of a brand positioning using humour:) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A website so horrible it actually works. >>> Thanks and merci. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Un site web si horrible et moche que ça marche. Moins moche et ça ne marche plus. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is a superb little article about my website. Thanks 3 weeks ago Reply
DevineMrM RT : Take everything you ever learned about normal web design and toss it right out the window. http://t.… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Car Deal Warehouse Best priced used cars in the UK. > OMG! Car crack house! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is there any chance i could borrow your JCB >> Only if I can aim traffic towards "workforce in road" signs :) 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Is there any chance i could borrow your JCB, i may as well start work on the M60 seen as it looks like no one else is going to 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...occasionally you take a break from counting your money to .. > Five million nine hundred & thirty seven, five mil... 3 weeks ago Reply
MisterDaz RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Its good to see that occasionally you take a break from counting your money to read my bleats sorry tweets 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wot No Tesla? >>> Oh no, the Duracells ran out as I was uploading it. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Take everything you ever learned about normal web design and toss it right out the window. http://t.… 3 weeks ago Reply
RealPengy Wot No Tesla? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: > Fred's ghost will now eat you up and spit you out :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: >>> An American's verdict SHOCK. Go 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My new favorite site! Make sure to check out the source. #subtle #maycauseseizures >> Grassy arse 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : un site Web qui peut causer des vertiges >> Hey, hey. It's NOT "Le Twitteur" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... if you've only just realised that, >> So moaning bastard disguised as car sales twonk, fooled me. I'm so stupid. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...you've been following me for years & if you've only just realised that, >> you're a car salesman, aka "miserable git" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but more interestingly..... Which cars? >> Well, I do analyse customer cars on my website 3 weeks ago Reply
BritneyJoLud And this is why we love our #CRUX team... 3 weeks ago Reply
willhaley My new favorite site! Make sure to check out the source. #subtle #maycauseseizures 3 weeks ago Reply
BolleComm Voici un site Web qui peut causer des vertiges :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
lindsaydoll RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: 3 weeks ago Reply
JCDeRusso RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: 3 weeks ago Reply
pheadrick This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: 3 weeks ago Reply
mattlamontagne is viral genius! "Why are ugly websites so successful?" by 3 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid I heart 3 weeks ago Reply
adequateJ RT : RT : 1999 called, they want their website back: > USA called, they want their unproductive… 3 weeks ago Reply
agencypja Take everything you ever learned about normal web design and toss it right out the window. 3 weeks ago Reply
JonBowers4 but more interestingly..... Which cars :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
TomFrankly Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton now what they shouldve invested their money in is Traffic Cones 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton To be fair you've been following me for years & if you've only just realised that, its no wonder the Dragons gave you the elbow 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Eating bats is common cause of disease like ebola. > If so, then there must be THOUSANDS of Chinese with ebola 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Which leads me to believe they they have no intention > I thought you were tweeting, but realised you're just moaning :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Awesome service from - my third eagle from the team. Never go anywhere else now. >> Superb! :) 3 weeks ago Reply
raysmuckles Awesome service from - my third eagle from the team. Never go anywhere else now. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling why are you like that loool > Dwain, because that's a catch-all tweet and I HATE those adv. tweets 3 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst That's what I've been doing! Ha :) 3 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid Ling why are you like that loool 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sonic the Hedgehog 3 has been getting me through today: >> Any chance of some coding, instead? Ta. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another good sales day. Not as good as yesterday, but £3500 is a steady result. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Being Chinese causes ebola. #Chinesers invented EVERYTHING. Including ebola. > Ebola vs birdflu? No contest. 3 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong Being Chinese causes ebola. #Chinesers invented EVERYTHING. Including ebola. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think you just won the internet. >> I'll take the cash prize, instead. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Apparently, I become a spelling troll past 6pm. >> says Chinese eating habits (ie everything) causes Ebola. 3 weeks ago Reply
markosavic I think you just won the internet. 3 weeks ago Reply
BillMorrow tick tock 3 weeks ago Reply
markosavic RT : RT : 1999 called, they want their website back: > USA called, they want their unproductive… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Want advice on your business and the funding process? Call us now 0203 318 0230 >> I'd rather call the speaking clock, thanks 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 1999 called, they want their website back: > USA called, they want their unproductive north bit back. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Eating bats is also a common cause of disease like ebola. >>> Ah, you can blame me, then... Africa. 3 weeks ago Reply
markosavic 1999 called, they want their website back: 3 weeks ago Reply
Nottswildlife Eating bats is also a common cause of disease like ebola. Eating predatory mammals is ill advised for food safety. 3 weeks ago Reply
iAmWilliAmKing RT : Oh, I get very nice editorial & link on this site: "1930s social proof strategy $400m empire" http://… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I get very nice editorial & link on this site: "1930s social proof strategy $400m empire" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : One suspect, 21, was Tasered, say Scotland Yard #c4news >> Is "tasered" a word? And if so, should it be capitalised? Eh? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In the UK they enjoy full protection and it is illegal to disturb a set. > Like bats??They're delicious fried. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is the actual source code of the Ling's Cars website. Really. >>> Hands off it! :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Nottswildlife In the UK they thankfully enjoy full protection and it is illegal to disturb a set without license. 3 weeks ago Reply
agencypja RT : Everyone needs to check out LINGsCARS and this interview from #TheUnconventionals. via 3 weeks ago Reply
Bucky_Todd Everyone needs to check out LINGsCARS and this interview from #TheUnconventionals. via 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : visiting 四川for a good food trip... >> Food is hot, it is FAR dirtier than Japan. Air is bad. Beware. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I hope you mean the beef! >> I'm Chinese. In China, badger is delicacy, very expensive. Is REALLY nice meat. 3 weeks ago Reply
Ledinax LAS MEJORES PÁGINAS QUE HE VISTO EN MI PUTA VIDA. HOLY SHIT. 3 weeks ago Reply
Buymycaruk Daily Updates is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
paul_anski Site web le plus horrible du monde ? #UX #Ads #Webdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
Nottswildlife I hope you mean the beef! 3 weeks ago Reply
banzy Nou projecte i manca d'idees? 3 weeks ago Reply
kaikurihara well I am happy you liked it. I am really thinking about visiting 四川for a good food trip... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is the audience for Ling's cars the luxury market? #ecomchat >> Everyone aspires to a "luxury" soap, why not car? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Can you please quote me on a macan s diesel on 3 year lease please" -- WTF... do people just make up these car names? 3 weeks ago Reply
robsearch Yeah, politics is changing:) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ställer ut på förskolekonferens i veckan, ska bli intressant... > Love the sound of angry Swedish in the morning. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good deals on newer used cars, according to AA Cars >> Get your sheepskin coat on and get sellin' :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : never understood why people do this! >> Nonsense. It's light, as you type this. Headlights used as comfort-prop. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : missing tokyo? Now why is THAT? >>> I wasn't near Tokyo, could have gone on Shin-thing, but Kyoto was so nice... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Applies to most stuff: STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT EASY. If it was easy, any idiot could do it. I don't want idiots doing stuff that's important. 3 weeks ago Reply
sale88guru RT : Forget everything you've been told about what a website should/shouldn't be & read this speaks the truth htt… 3 weeks ago Reply
SDXcreative RT : Forget everything you've been told a website should/shouldn't be & read this. speaks the truth 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Btb policy should focus on stricter cattle movement, etc #NationalBadgerDay >> Delicious, boiled. 3 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Forget everything you've been told a website should/shouldn't be & read this. speaks the truth 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Did I mention that you are a marketing genius? ;) >>... no, I think that was me saying that :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Great interview Ling, >>> Thanks :) appreciated :) 3 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Forget everything you've been told about what a website should/shouldn't be & read this speaks the truth 3 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster RT : Oh! I have woken up to a fantastic profile item about me :) Thanks so much! 3 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Great interview Ling, more businesses would succeed if they followed your advice. In the meantime, keep winning! ;-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I just threw everything I know about web design out the window > Hope it was the 39th floor :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh! I have woken up to a fantastic profile item about me :) Thanks so much! 3 weeks ago Reply
NachoCerrato Yo quiero whatsapp edición 3 weeks ago Reply
lewy76 Must be wrong end of interwebs: 3 weeks ago Reply
LifestyleOrDiet Nissan X-trail Lease delivered to Jonathan Sperrin in Caversham 3 weeks ago Reply
AshleyFriedlein Super kind of you Ling! Many thanks. Did I mention that you are a marketing genius? ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
philjohnson An interview with Ling Valentine of LINGsCARS and a most unusual Web site. 3 weeks ago Reply
kaikurihara missing tokyo? Now why is THAT? 3 weeks ago Reply
BigPoppaTayTay I just threw everything I know about web design out the window. 3 weeks ago Reply
GrahamSpector Hugh interviewed about her crazy, CRAZY website 3 weeks ago Reply
martinbean Don’t kill it. That thing looks like it’s packing hundreds and hundreds of babies. 3 weeks ago Reply
hughkennedy My interview with the fabulous Ling Valentine of LingsCars: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good day, done £5000 of sales. That'll do. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : So have you been? What did you do what did you see? >> Osaka, Kobe, Kyoto. Etc. Nice, millions of Japanese! 3 weeks ago Reply
kaikurihara hey Ling ! Long time sister, how are you? So have you been? What did you do what did you see? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Anyone identify this spider? On the wall of the house. Orb is abt 1.2cm across. >> That's from Dr Who. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I bought case for my iPhone 5. > Never mind that. I must say Japan was a REALLY NICE PLACE! How lovely it is. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unless you or your staff suffer from a range of mental health issues, or a bad skin, or you employ a range of races: THEN YOU'RE PREJUDICED! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : screaming "I HAVE EBOLA" could get you to the front of any Starbucks line > Do they write "the ebola guy" on the cup? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can I just say that I don't allow my staff to complain about ANY mental health issues. I tell them to man up. I am the only mentalist here. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just picked up an early edition of tomorrow's Daily Mail 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ★ “Announcing Geek Mental Help Week” but please share this. matters. >>> I am clearly mad. Does that help? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BBC "Turkish police have fired two tear gas canisters at a vehicle carrying a BBC reporting team..." ...bloody AGAIN? Tit. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Have you ever been behind on sales this year? >> Errrm, I don't think so. Of course, odd days may be crap...Onwards! 3 weeks ago Reply
WebKnit Have you ever been behind on sales this year? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Very good sales day today. Currently on £4378 of sales today... so I am £9,000 ahead of sales total for the month on this day in Oct 2013. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've just sponsored Ashley Friedlein. Really, more people should sponsor him. 3 weeks ago Reply
schurli666 Selfridges is a luxury brand, lingscars isn't. The luxury car brands they lease are, and so should be their websites. #ecomchat 3 weeks ago Reply
LoneGoatUK Lingscars leases luxury cars but the site is far from luxury in appearance. #EcomChat 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Juke customer, Loughborough: "Ling, We want to thank you and the team for the whole experience of leasing our Juke. It's been really easy," 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Juke customer, Loughborough: "Ling, the customer service we've received has been the best I've ever experienced, in any walk of life." 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I was thinking 5 spice 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Randall has a cold. Is making those eeeuuur puppy noises. Give him 30 mins before he starts to make noises to goooooo hooooome. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Preparing for another class with lingscars as an example of distinct messaging #UX &… >> Grassy arse :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is this the world's most tasteful website? >> Yes. Especially if added sugar 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Preparing for another class with lingscars as an example of distinct messaging, unforgettable #UX &… 3 weeks ago Reply
Jasonvandando RT : RT : I am impressed you have heard of MoCA though >> I googled it using the power of Google. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seat Ibiza is built in Martorell, Catalonia. So while I agree they may not have siestas , they do push donkeys from towers. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, the Ibiza due date slipped (only) 10 days.... but customer's really "Auto Emocional" about this. Sheesh. Build it! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer complains about "WILD" fluctuations in Ibiza build date. I tell her "it's not a Mercedes Benz". 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ..."They invented the term "manyana", which they then sold to the Mexicans. The Spanish spend half their day asleep, for goodness sake!" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I tell customer: "With the best will in the world, the Spanish are not renown for their industrial proficiency. They invented..." cont 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I am impressed you have heard of MoCA though >> I googled it using the power of Google. 3 weeks ago Reply
vanshea Preparing for another class with lingscars as an example of distinct messaging, unforgettable #UX &… 3 weeks ago Reply
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Jasonvandando I am impressed you have heard of MoCA though and out performs even the most expensive home plug systems 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Got that one sorted - replies should work again now :) >> Grassy arse Jammie :) 3 weeks ago Reply
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TallAndy great stuff. I jumped across to Safari at the time and it worked ok. It was just google chrome that had the issue. 3 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Got that one sorted - replies should work again now :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings Cars >> Thom, thanks for link. I like New York. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We love this >>> Doncaster was first city I ever stayed in, in the UK. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In the process of getting a new motor thru . Beneath the worlds most visually disturbing website, lies some ex… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can't reply in Lingo I get an error. >> I am asking to check. Which browser? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can't reply in Lingo I get an error. You can see it in the console >> help? 3 weeks ago Reply
FilmFests RT : I am now shareholder in this new funny UK film, supporting brilliant UK director, a customer of mine: 3 weeks ago Reply
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TallAndy I can't reply in Lingo I get an error. You can see it in the console 4 weeks ago Reply
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Calzo RT : RT : look out LING! >> I stamp on competition :) Beware my boots hahahaha 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : look out LING! >> I stamp on competition :) Beware my boots hahahaha 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #UXUKAwards 2014 >> You are flooding my Twitter stream. Can you engage brain? 4 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen or wear sunglasses - hats goodness people! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : on why drivers should slow down in dazzling sun. 28 deaths pa. >> How many die in "benign" weather? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ": Please run for POTUS. We need you." >>> LOL 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People going on about mass sacrifice of 500,000 animals in Nepal. a) they are just animals, b) KFC does more chickens than this c) get real 4 weeks ago Reply
AAPresident RT : or just drive North, no problems then #simples 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce or just drive North, no problems then #simples 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Did you know that M-Way Vehicle Rentals does cars, Vans & Trucks? > Why not just use Twitter to post adverts? Great idea :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS United We Fall is the only film to feature a tattooed baby. This is what footballers do. :) Great! 4 weeks ago Reply
Lpool_FilmFest RT : I am now shareholder in this new funny UK film, supporting brilliant UK director, a customer of mine: 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am now shareholder in this new funny UK film, supporting brilliant UK director, a customer of mine: 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website is really busy, already had 2500 visitors today. Thanks so much, especially Google spider. 4 weeks ago Reply
ECOMChris Admittedly I'm a bit late to the party here, but .. wow. 4 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong eek! Need to work on the desktop tho! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 28 deaths pa where dazzling sun is contributory factor. >> Whlie at it, ban: driving, ban roads, ban idiots and RAC vans. 4 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow they take their design cues from your website? (it doesn't look like you'd expect but everything works well) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Doing BBC radio on 28 deaths pa where dazzling sun is contributory factor. >> Also ban: wind, rain, fog, snow and weather. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Doing BBC radio on 28 deaths pa where dazzling sun is contributory factor. >> Outrageous. Ban the sun. People are so stupid 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Unveiling the pre-production SsangYong X100 XIV-Air >> Why are Ssangyong so good with the ugly-stick? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Google Developers says: LINGsCARS = 96/100 user experience. Fantastic! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Last day to send CV! > You forget to mention: Pendle, dodgy coffee, pointless canvassing, white lies 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Last day to send CV! >> You forget to mention, long days, moving cars in rain, weekends, dodgy suits 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Used values dip in September as dealers stock up >>> Car values go up and down sometimes - SHOCK! Worth a headline, eh? 4 weeks ago Reply
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Radiumltd RT : I had a partially-sighted visitor y/day. Can they drive a car? Squinting? I directed them to my accessibility page http://t.… 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS £1000+ of sales before 8am. That's another great breakfast total. While idiots go to breakfast networking meetings, I am working and selling 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How easy is it to flip the seats in a #Toyota Auris Tourer? This easy... > Auto small child crusher :) 4 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy ACV is amazing...if I had hair it would be shiney...can also be used to clean the car. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Week 1 of ACV...amazing results already. Feel great and losing weight. >> Or, you could eat less shit? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how you prevent fuel theives from coming back > Killing people is bad idea :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I had a partially-sighted visitor y/day. Can they drive a car? Squinting? I directed them to my accessibility page 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling what are you thinking of with home plug. You need to be using MoCA >> I don't have coax throughout farm. 4 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner and this is how you prevent fuel theives from coming back 4 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner prevent Land Rover theft by leaving it parked with the keys in the ignition and 4 angry men in the back with clubs 4 weeks ago Reply
Jasonvandando Ling what are you thinking of with home plug. You need to be using MoCA 4 weeks ago Reply
Calzo look out LING! 4 weeks ago Reply
bent_os RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 4 weeks ago Reply
bent_os RT : RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit > B… 4 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine ERM you own a tank... 4 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine Are you going to charge for attendance to see your sheep? 4 weeks ago Reply
_davidt17 RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 4 weeks ago Reply
MavisStott seen this, ? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My farm will have the best wi-fi coverage in the world, with 12 hotspots in the 12 streetlamps, webcams, other lan security devices etc :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Elecrtricians rolled up today. My 12 streetlamps, also with plug sockets inside, with homeplugs (ethernet plugs) for IP devices, on soon :) 4 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey RT : RT : omg no it came 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : omg no it came 4 weeks ago Reply
NickyWilliams_ omg no it came 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 12 pet rats collected - now looking for pet homes email jan.org.uk. > Come and get more, free, from my farm! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 12 pet rats collected - now looking for pet homes email jan.org.uk. > Haha, I am shooting rats with air rifle! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far a superb response by to a knife being waved at Jon when he tackled toe-rag attempting to steal my old Land Rover. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looking forward to him being charged if right person, so we can find out who it is... Our attitude to scrotes is "bring it on". 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jon is aware you've arrested someone and will go Durham City tomorrow for ID visit to ID him. Well done, if correct suspect! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today Durham "101" = completely broken. No answer. No way to contact police except 999. Had to drive to Akeley to speak to s/one 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : thank you Ling I'm happy now but a follow would make me happiest >> Only because you are a nice cnut :) 4 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey thank you Ling I'm happy now but a follow would make me happiest 4 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey RT : RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit > B… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit > Bloody mirror :) 4 weeks ago Reply
lib_shakespeare RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 4 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS My hubby drove to Akeley Heads new HQ , he said no urgency, no one seemed concerned. Tumbleweed. Imagine some ppl in distress 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : will look into it for you. > There are no alternate numbers to 101 at all. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : will look into it for you. > Thx so much. It's really bad. Try ringing 101 yourself...no answer 4 weeks ago Reply
ThomasNearney Thanks for this information, will look into it for you. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Madness! So have to report EVERYTHING as a 999 Emergency to ? > Yes. Had to DRIVE to police HQ 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Madness! So you'd have to report EVERYTHING as a 999 Emergency to ? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear please help. 101 is down (just rings). No one in whole county can contact them 'cept 999. Can u kick them? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Agree. Absolutely fundamental. How else can anyone contact ? > Impossible. 101 is all they have. 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Agree. Absolutely fundamental. How else can anyone contact ? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your individual officers are great but lack of energy and management at new head office stinks. You MUST get phones working. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There'd be more urgency if Greggs ran out of sausage rolls. Northumbria said "yes, Durham 101 is knackered" when I rang them 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So no one in the county can ring the police for anything. No message on 101, no message on ur website. This is utterly useless 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear , your 101 is down, no way to contact except 999, at Akeley Heads reception staff said "*TRY* to let head of comms know" 4 weeks ago Reply
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EpicCrimson Adam got his LingsCars T-Shirt. Where the *ucks mine Royal Mail?! 4 weeks ago Reply
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GeekRemixALot so did we! Between that and it's been a very eventful week at work. 4 weeks ago Reply
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GeekRemixALot So uh... Stumbled upon a pretty amazing website today. I think this is one of those "so bad it's good" moments: 4 weeks ago Reply
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AI_Irvine Well done 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : START YOUR BUSINESS AND BE YOUR OWN BOSS! >>. ...and then, usually, GO BUST! The point is, to make money: usually missed. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Invoicing in September now well over £70k ex vat, and still about 15 more cars to go for end of month. Best month ever, I think. 4 weeks ago Reply
FayePrior RT : RT : Who needs the radio when you can have website playing in the background > Absolutely. No adverts,… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Who needs the radio when you can have website playing in the background > Absolutely. No adverts, or licence fee. 4 weeks ago Reply
FayePrior Who needs the radio when you can have website playing in the background 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Give a warm welcome to our newest member of the team, Nicole Prior () who joins us from Read her bio here 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I get the feeling that today, I will finish the month on my highest invoiced total, ever. It's the £££s that count, not the Twitter bullshit 4 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow Amputated fingers? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A woman from County Durham had a finger amputated after being bitten by false widow spider > I have these on my farm - they are cuddly! 4 weeks ago Reply
bent_os #Lingscars 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I flew over North Korea yesterday. Looked lovely. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm reminded of the most elegantly designed sites: >> Compliments just never stop :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : new car arrived today from , as usual fantastic service. ..replace it through them in 3 years > Ta-daaa! Ta! 4 weeks ago Reply
paleolithic4 new car arrived today from , as usual fantastic service. Can't wait to replace it through them in 3 years 4 weeks ago Reply
AppleyardCars ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
MrTimDunn I'm reminded of the most elegantly designed sites: 4 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 4 weeks ago Reply
KLM Hello Ling, thanks for the heads up. Customer Care will contact you as soon as they handle your form. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Daniel said "we still have to film that thing with the magpie and the chicken" ... yes we do. All that, and more, to come. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Already beaten last year's Sept sales figure, with 2 days to go. And I am estimating invoicing will be about £7000 up on 2013, for September 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce waiting for a U turn 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce waiting for a U turn 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : due to go on it. Youtube makes it look v.fast. >> It is scary, cars at 70mph fly backwards 4 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing ..already due to go on it. Yoooutube makes it look v.fast. Plus no 5hr train delays ..ahm. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Pudong >> Hop on train at airport (goes nowhere really) but goes bloody fast! 260+MPH ish 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Pudong > Ah. You **MUST** waste 1hr going on the very fast magnetron train (& back) - FAST! 4 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing Pudong (Shanghai) Hoping now offer first class to change my KLM changing ways now.. hmm.. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Argh ->> Where in China? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Before they Limbo or (look normally) >> How (the f**k) can you "look normally" in the footwell under pedals? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Argh - > It's a cabin crew attitude thing. are just so pleasant, like pals. Whereas.. 4 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc Before they Limbo or (look normally) check their VIN is in the affected range ^DAN 4 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing Argh - we'll see how it goes then! May change for return.. Thanks Ling! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : to China. Good move apart from strike?.. :) > No, I hate CDG (etc). Always prefer and AMS. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ....if any of your customers need any assistance >> So they need to limbo dance upside down by the pedals? 4 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing As always. Arranged to Paris, to China. Good move apart from strike?.. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc ....if any of your customers need any assistance then let me know.... ^DAN 4 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc Morning Ling, all Recall information is on our help site ..... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Due to fly to China later today with Good move, or bad move? >> They are on STRIKE. Again, heh 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 43% of motorists replace a vehicle because... #motorhappy >> Why do I always get the bloody awkward other 57%? Eh? Eh? 4 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing Due to fly to China later today with Good move, or bad move?.. #ChingChongChinaExpert 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just back from Japan I'm told customers should stop driving their Corsas, Adams etc or steering will fail & they die: true? 4 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey Wtf ling when will I get my t shirt 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I've just won a t-shirt on your website I'm so happy it's the happiest moment of my life > You need therapy... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear - I've just sent an email via your Customer Care form. Just to let you know. Ling :) 4 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey I've just won a t-shirt on your website I'm so happy it's the happiest moment of my life I love you 4 weeks ago Reply
NegysCornwall Design a bad website? Great marketing though! Discuss! 4 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 4 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels sweet and sour, just how you all like it. Haha 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 4 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 4 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I have a Wot Went Wo… 4 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I don't have anyone … 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will now get on with some work. So sssssh. Thanks. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wot Went Wong is sat in my office looking blankly at news of her hometown Hong Kong. Typically, she's thinking about lunch... life is a riot 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Huge parts of HK completely outside the government's control right now. Sounds like it's all kicking off (again) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gone through Twitter backlog. ...Now to reply 50 emails with "thanks" and 250 emails with "please fuc* off". What fun :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ling is quiet this morning >> I have been in Japan 9 days. Back now. So sssssh. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks to Ling, Guy {etc} sort out delivery of my car... >> Back from Japan now. Thx for Tweet :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You'll love this : Dealer..without sales staff by calling them something else > Thks! Heh. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : swag. >>> While I was away in Japan, someone had some fun! :) 10/10 for build quality. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I have a Wot Went Wong, though... :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I don't have anyone called Aleem. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's the article :) ... about time a motor dealer tried using that funny world wide web thing :) 4 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge lol. Right between the eyes 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh sales staff now called "facilitators". Meanwhile.. local Keighley prostitutes remain on street, but now called "gobblers" 4 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch marvellous. 4 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge good good. Now sell cars so you can on holiday again! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : And want the BEST deal on a lease car? And the craziest website to make you smile? Check >> Belated thanks! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Very much hoping that my friends Ling, (holidaying in Japan) didn't have volcanos on their agenda >> No volcano :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : pffft. Was it.good? >> Oh, VERY good. Lovely in fact. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If I were to order an XF Sportbrake from you - can I choose >> you can choose anything (within reason) :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If I were to order an XF Sportbrake from you -can I choose.. > AiYa! :) I'm back from Japan for ONE MINUTE! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch If I were to order an XF Sportbrake from you - can I choose colour and trim style, or are they from a pool? 4 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge pffft. Was it.good? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am back from Osaka and Kyoto! Back to work. In Gateshead. Not much difference... 4 weeks ago Reply
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grumbo Very much hoping that my friends and co-directors, Jon and Ling, (holidaying in Japan) didn't have volcanos on their agenda 4 weeks ago Reply
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