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LINGsCARS RT : and what you going to do with it > Use it to combat the spread of Ebola by sending needle into tent on a car? 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton and what you going to do with it 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : hows your scalextric coming along? >> All filmed inc Capri, SD1, Metro, caravan and horsebox. 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton hows your scalextric coming along? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and i only read yours to see if you eventually say something complimentary about garages, >> Nah, all crooks. 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton and i only read yours to see if you eventually say something complimentary about garages, 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Theres only you that reads my tweets, 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We're just about to announce a special event for dealers >>> Ooooh, will it cost £££s? I like things that cost £££s. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's not a pleasant feeling waking up in a UK you like even less > Democracy is such a pisser when you lose, eh? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Haha. always wants us to set up such a service >So incredibly obvious. Big demand 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : acquiring recipient! > Course you would. They'd send dead flowers to everyone THEY hate 1 week ago Reply
willwynne ... not sure we'd do so well in acquiring the recipient! We prefer recipients to become advocates. :-) 1 week ago Reply
willwynne as whilst we might service a need on one end of the delivery... 1 week ago Reply
willwynne Haha. always wants us to set up such a service but funnily enough we've been a bit reticent. 1 week ago Reply
mikechitty 6 billion hours of video and there is nothing on? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If you had to recommend one youtube/vimeo/similar video on innovation to practicing managers > No one watches that rubbish! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is really very clever, and nice music too. Who needs the AA? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dogs dancing cos it's Friday is the best :) >> Is that dog in a microwave? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : can pull some blooms out of the bin for you > A lovely website 1 week ago Reply
sparky000 I'm sure that can pull some blooms out of the bin for you 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is there a service where you can send a bouquet of dying and very wilted skanky flowers to someone you don't like much? 1 week ago Reply
Paul_Norman This is also the approach taken by that Cameron bloke. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS A car dealer's guide to using Twitter: 1) ONLY TALK ABOUT YOURSELF, 2) POST REPEATED ADVERTS, 3) SPAM EVERYONE TO fu*k, 4) NEVER RESPOND. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : So who's not on our e-mail newsletter list? Why not? Join now.... >> And eat SPAAAAAAAM 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dear cyberspace diary, I have finally seen the workmen >>> Due to BC tweets, Twitter is to be renamed MOANER, shock! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is how UKIP voted in the EU > Probably because it should be decided nationally, not by the EU. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The strangest actually useful site on Internet, Ling's Cars. > Indiana? INDIANA? ...gets out ukelele 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seriously need to get on with webcam shit. Can't have beating me. New Fujitsu arrived. Rig it up for webcams. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dan got balloons for his birthday > Never mind his birthday, what about my live-chat? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Greek riot-dog dies. This is a kind of shame... 1 week ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 8am?! That's a late start.... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS 8am and I already have £1745 of sales gross profit on my giant TV-wall. Roll on 9am when the rest of the motor trade decides to clock-on. 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : can i marry your website please? >> Now, you are just being silly. It's in a long-term relationship with Google! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS To and congratulations on a superb result. And Heywood & Middleton too. 1 week ago Reply
richms Probably leave at 5:30 as well. Most people cant piss around on live chat at work. Like they cant phone. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have now launched #livechat on all our websites >> But you need people online at 7am. Web does not start at 9 o'clock. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have now launched #livechat on all our websites >> Will be interactive, ie background will respond to customer chat 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have now launched #livechat on all our websites >> I am developing live cameras, backgrounds and operators. Nearly there 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : baws.why is idiot point always magically set at £120. >> because below that, I get double-idiots. Poundland fodder. 1 week ago Reply
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123doors RT : The strangest actually useful site on the Internet, Ling's Cars. 1 week ago Reply
_zuz_k can i marry your website please? 1 week ago Reply
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pjryan51 baws.why is idiot point always magically set at £120. 1 week ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Mercedes CLA-Class Leasing Cheap £462.00 inc VAT 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : why can't I lease a car for under £100 a month yet. Pah. >> I deliberately destroy those cars. They attract idiots. 1 week ago Reply
pjryan51 why can't I lease a car for under £100 a month yet. What kind of world is this. Pah. 1 week ago Reply
TommyC1039 The strangest actually useful site on the Internet, Ling's Cars. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm designing my car selling flashing gifs as we speak. >> Don't deploy them near flammable liquids. 1 week ago Reply
sniffpetrol I'm designing my car selling flashing gifs as we speak. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You don't need to be as funny as that. >> Oh, I don't know, it might give you a tiny run for you...erm... money. 1 week ago Reply
sniffpetrol You don't need to be as funny as that. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Maybe I should start selling cars? > Why not? ...Maybe I should start making up semi-funny stories? 1 week ago Reply
sniffpetrol Maybe I should start selling cars? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : DVLA online services statistics for September 2014 >> And you still insist on us sending "letters"? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #TrumpVlog Will our brave soldiers catch Ebola? >> It's hard to believe how really stupid DT is. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wait, what? Is this why I'm starving to death? >> Yes. Every visitor is worth >50p to me. You need to monetise. 1 week ago Reply
LordHumphreys of which I have none. Next?! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if > All manufacturers even know your "dietary requirements". That's hardly objective journalism 1 week ago Reply
sniffpetrol Wait, what? Is this why I'm starving to death? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Money? Oh where's your soul? I do this for love. >> Indeed. Make money from it, nit! 1 week ago Reply
LordHumphreys if I could have the cars at home at the same time as an international launch I'd happily stay home 1 week ago Reply
sniffpetrol Money? Oh where's your soul? I do this for love. And getting twice as much traffic as you. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think you'll find you're very wrong. >> If a politician took such free trips, it'd be called corruption. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : About 78k, thanks for asking. >> If sales stay this rate, I'm on target for £71k g/profit in Oct. How bout you? 1 week ago Reply
LordHumphreys read any of my reviews, I think you'll find you're very wrong. 1 week ago Reply
sniffpetrol About 78,000, thanks for asking. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Not that many. >> Well, lots more month to go :) 1 week ago Reply
martinbean Not that many. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently this month, my web visitors are 18% up on September on this day. 36,000 unique visitors since Oct 1st. How many have YOU had? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I love your website ! >> Merci! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : bribes? >> Exactly. Bribes to write nice stuff. It stinks. 1 week ago Reply
SDXcreative the guys a genius ": Go to ---> view source " 1 week ago Reply
JpHubbard RT : Go to ---> view source 1 week ago Reply
almackin Go to ---> view source 1 week ago Reply
Danjay23 MY EYES. #webdesign #amazing #wow 1 week ago Reply
LordHumphreys bribes? Ha! We travel in order to drive the cars early to write the reviews that your customers read 1 week ago Reply
LiliMarsh I love your website ! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : or sales people, eh! > But "journos" should declare value of gifts & trips when writing articles 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : or sales people, eh! >> Well, I never take ANY bribes or trips anywhere. I am 100% neutral. :) 1 week ago Reply
LordHumphreys or sales people, eh! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Flying on Air >> The new Passat will be "superb" Thanks to business class + twiglets 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Flying on Air >> Exactly why no one should believe what "motoring journalists" say. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : well you're honest & transparent a lot, about the same thing, rather like a stuck record. > Different every day :) 1 week ago Reply
MrChrisTerry Incase you've never seen this. Best practice web-design in action(flipped): #usability 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner maybe the taxman reads Twitter and they have something to hide 1 week ago Reply
bent_os Lingscars tee should arrive tomorrow 1 week ago Reply
ashpron well you're honest and transparent rather a lot, about the same thing, rather like a stuck record. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : to go around shouting about it could be viewed as crass. >>> I don't think so. I call it "honest" and "transparent" 1 week ago Reply
ashpron missing point Ling. Of course we don't and I'm not suggesting that, but to go around shouting about it could be viewed as crass. 1 week ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP Had the same issue, never experienced it before? Re-logged in now. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : Car buying intentions in the next 6 mths infographic >> Need a login. Annoying link. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Indonesian? >>. Maybe, or some Fillipino dialect? 1 week ago Reply
Nemecle *meurt dans sa bave* 1 week ago Reply
dan_of_steele Indonesian? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have NO IDEA of the language etc.... but a link is a link: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : maybe they're not crass Ling? ;-) >> Why is it crass? What do *you* work for? What does anyone work for? Peanuts? 1 week ago Reply
gfawkes Ugliest web site contest winner ... but surprisingly very successful 1 week ago Reply
vicpuntnl RT : Naar zulke sites kunnen wij alleen maar vol bewondering kijken. Hoi Ling! (via @… 1 week ago Reply
redhotminute Naar zulke sites kunnen wij alleen maar vol bewondering kijken. Hoi Ling! (via ) 1 week ago Reply
gjerutten Nog inspiratie nodig voor iets moois? 1 week ago Reply
MartijndeHaas lol, homepage briljant! RT : Omfg RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 1 week ago Reply
Mark_de_Vet RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 1 week ago Reply
ontwerpheld Whahah! RT : Omfg. 1 week ago Reply
STUDIO27styling RT : Geweldig! RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 1 week ago Reply
iAnk Omfg. 1 week ago Reply
ErikEggens Geweldig! RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 1 week ago Reply
ashpron maybe they're not crass Ling? ;-) 1 week ago Reply
dktom best & most honest #usp ever 1 week ago Reply
henrytalbot2 I like that, not a lot but I like it all the same. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's its name? >> The Workmax? It is called... ummm... The Rattler. 1 week ago Reply
henrytalbot2 what's its name? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just ordered a new wheelbearing for my JCB Workmax. Nearside front. It is a great little truck. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : because they're not here to make money, they're here to improve your life in many tiny ways. >> I see. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #Ebola officials trying to kill the nurse's dog 'as a precaution' -no quarantine! > Of course! Burn it immediately. Are you mad? 1 week ago Reply
ufarrochil because they're not here to make money, they're here to improve your life in many tiny ways. "Money? Oh, that old thing...", etc. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's amazing. Other businesses on Twitter, tweet about every other bit of shit under the sun - apart from how much money they make. Why? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sales flying: now up to £4000 gross profit today. Am £11k in front of GP for this day last October. Roll up, anyone else want cheap new car? 1 week ago Reply
oserog Enjoying this website a lot... takes me back to 1999 and Excite! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now up to £2600 in signed car orders gross profit, for today. Sales are ticking along nicely. 1 week ago Reply
noisymonkey We like to think that the Fabric Land site is a minimalist homage to < Now thats a purdy website... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : u tweeted the N*F*L keyword of today Steve Smith ! To claim go here >> f*ck off 1 week ago Reply
TheRealSJR My pleasure - have an awesome day! cc/ 1 week ago Reply
KYoungcfe For a unique CX, take a trip to Before judging, keep in mind that you're looking at a multi-million $$ success story. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Flash driving arcade game of excellence >> Win a t-shirt! Get on with it :) 1 week ago Reply
joshkilmister Flash driving arcade game of excellence 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS The DVLA building, Swansea. Yesterday. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sniff Petrol asked the DVLA for comment but they said they could not find our details and would get back to us within 48 working days. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS ‘In my view the DVLA need to clearly label the difference between ‘a laptop’ and ‘a rapidly rotating circular saw’.’ 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS ‘When I tried to buy new car tax online all my fingers fell off,’ he grumbled. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I can’t believe the DVLA would allow such a simple search mistake to occur 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS instead of ‘car tax’ I accidentally searched for ‘hot girl-on-girl action’ and as result my wife caught me masturbating in the conservatory. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : After 2 days of almost continuous rain and wind we finally have a reprieve >> Hahaha, bloody Scotland, eh? 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner tarring and feathering is better 1 week ago Reply
sheepio RT : RT : Jeez,that's brave,well done for standing up to him > Our attitude is "fuc*… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : needs naming and shaming >> Well, needs convicting, THEN naming and shaming L:) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Jeez,that's brave,well done for standing up to him > Our attitude is "fuc* the criminals" 1 week ago Reply
Stephen_H_Smith Name and shame? 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner needs naming and shaming 1 week ago Reply
sheepio Jeez,that's brave,well done for standing up to him 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I bet when you check his criminal record>>> I'm waiting to find out who it is. Waiting for the name. 1 week ago Reply
Stephen_H_Smith I bet when you check his criminal record it's as long as your customer list (well maybe not quite that long) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good morning so far. £1300 in the bag in sales, that's great before 10am. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb result by CSI Miami (OK, it was CSI Peterlee, ) in grabbing the fingerprint left by the asshole car thief. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS So moral of story is ALWAYS have a go at thieves and never give in. Excellent result by 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scumbag who tried to steal my L/Rover & attack Jon with stanley knife, now arrested and charged after fingerprint forced from him in scuffle 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "...To shop at Ling's cars, you need a sense of humor and good credit. If you don't have either, you'll pay more" -Ling's Epic FAQ" - heh :) 1 week ago Reply
JenHinds Oh they do and we test them afterwards! Hello Ling :-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You mean 'The Legendary Ling's Cars' , to give it its full title. :) cc/ #SMXChat >>> Ta! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : few banners #4NWorks > Mentalist if people think anyone reads all that! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Online car tax checker "If you think that the details are incorrect please **WRITE** to: CCG DVLA Swansea" - Sheesh. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Full eclipse tonight, there'll be many moon shots assuming the cloud holds back > Is Australia blocking it, again? 1 week ago Reply
AaronM_NZ Full eclipse tonight, there will be many moon shots assuming the cloud holds back 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Here comes the moon >> So that's where it went. It was here a few hours ago. 1 week ago Reply
mushbuh ENJOY THIS PAGE, IT'S BIG! Lingdex of 231 articles 1 week ago Reply
amadeoc In need of a car? Best website ever. 1 week ago Reply
MJLawson1 When did it become the thing to do, to include animated gifs in emails? #Lingscars 1 week ago Reply
mushbuh RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 1 week ago Reply
GentlemanCo RT : I live in Montréal not in France but I agree:) 1 week ago Reply
Iyashi_kei RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 1 week ago Reply
RichardCarter err, not that bad! "Mec******" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what is 'no' in Cantonese?? Coz you never understand when a geordie says it!! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : don't say the "M" word ;) >>> Ahhhh MACKEM :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : don't say the "M" word ;) >> Middlesbrough? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : just like your accountant... 1 week ago Reply
RichardCarter don't say the "M" word ;) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow: Titanic in Lego at (photo via ) >> Now needs iceberg in Meccano :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hey Ling, thanks for the follow! loved your talk at Handheld conf last year >> Pleasure! Great to see you. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I live in Montréal not in France but I agree:) >> Ah right, I put 2+2 and made 5 :) hahahaha 1 week ago Reply
failwatching I live in Montréal not in France but I agree:) 1 week ago Reply
_DanMessina Hahaha, i forgot about lingscars - that site is awesome! #SMXChat 1 week ago Reply
resoundcreative RT : There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 1 week ago Reply
SMXChat RT : There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 1 week ago Reply
marksalke OMG. RT : There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 1 week ago Reply
iamelliot Hey Ling, thanks for the follow! loved your talk at Handheld conf last year 1 week ago Reply
TheRealSJR There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You have done a great job, >> But the biggest brand failure at the moment (due idiotic gov't) is FRANCE itself. 1 week ago Reply
TheRealSJR A4: By way of a complete and undeniable answer, I present to you #SMXChat 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You have done a great job, I will use your brand as an example of a brand positioning using humour:) >> Thanks! 1 week ago Reply
failwatching You have done a great job, I will use your brand as an example of a brand positioning using humour:) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A website so horrible it actually works. >>> Thanks and merci. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Un site web si horrible et moche que ça marche. Moins moche et ça ne marche plus. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is a superb little article about my website. Thanks 1 week ago Reply
DevineMrM RT : Take everything you ever learned about normal web design and toss it right out the window. http://t.… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Car Deal Warehouse Best priced used cars in the UK. > OMG! Car crack house! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is there any chance i could borrow your JCB >> Only if I can aim traffic towards "workforce in road" signs :) 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Is there any chance i could borrow your JCB, i may as well start work on the M60 seen as it looks like no one else is going to 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...occasionally you take a break from counting your money to .. > Five million nine hundred & thirty seven, five mil... 1 week ago Reply
MisterDaz RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Its good to see that occasionally you take a break from counting your money to read my bleats sorry tweets 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wot No Tesla? >>> Oh no, the Duracells ran out as I was uploading it. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Take everything you ever learned about normal web design and toss it right out the window. http://t.… 1 week ago Reply
RealPengy Wot No Tesla? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: > Fred's ghost will now eat you up and spit you out :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: >>> An American's verdict SHOCK. Go 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My new favorite site! Make sure to check out the source. #subtle #maycauseseizures >> Grassy arse 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : un site Web qui peut causer des vertiges >> Hey, hey. It's NOT "Le Twitteur" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... if you've only just realised that, >> So moaning bastard disguised as car sales twonk, fooled me. I'm so stupid. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...you've been following me for years & if you've only just realised that, >> you're a car salesman, aka "miserable git" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but more interestingly..... Which cars? >> Well, I do analyse customer cars on my website 1 week ago Reply
BritneyJoLud And this is why we love our #CRUX team... 1 week ago Reply
willhaley My new favorite site! Make sure to check out the source. #subtle #maycauseseizures 1 week ago Reply
BolleComm Voici un site Web qui peut causer des vertiges :-) 1 week ago Reply
lindsaydoll RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: 1 week ago Reply
JCDeRusso RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: 1 week ago Reply
pheadrick This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: 1 week ago Reply
mattlamontagne is viral genius! "Why are ugly websites so successful?" by 1 week ago Reply
DwainReid I heart 1 week ago Reply
adequateJ RT : RT : 1999 called, they want their website back: > USA called, they want their unproductive… 1 week ago Reply
agencypja Take everything you ever learned about normal web design and toss it right out the window. 1 week ago Reply
JonBowers4 but more interestingly..... Which cars :-) 1 week ago Reply
TomFrankly Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton now what they shouldve invested their money in is Traffic Cones 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton To be fair you've been following me for years & if you've only just realised that, its no wonder the Dragons gave you the elbow 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Eating bats is common cause of disease like ebola. > If so, then there must be THOUSANDS of Chinese with ebola 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Which leads me to believe they they have no intention > I thought you were tweeting, but realised you're just moaning :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Awesome service from - my third eagle from the team. Never go anywhere else now. >> Superb! :) 1 week ago Reply
raysmuckles Awesome service from - my third eagle from the team. Never go anywhere else now. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling why are you like that loool > Dwain, because that's a catch-all tweet and I HATE those adv. tweets 1 week ago Reply
JamieFDHurst That's what I've been doing! Ha :) 1 week ago Reply
DwainReid Ling why are you like that loool 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sonic the Hedgehog 3 has been getting me through today: >> Any chance of some coding, instead? Ta. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another good sales day. Not as good as yesterday, but £3500 is a steady result. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Being Chinese causes ebola. #Chinesers invented EVERYTHING. Including ebola. > Ebola vs birdflu? No contest. 1 week ago Reply
waiyeehong Being Chinese causes ebola. #Chinesers invented EVERYTHING. Including ebola. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think you just won the internet. >> I'll take the cash prize, instead. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Apparently, I become a spelling troll past 6pm. >> says Chinese eating habits (ie everything) causes Ebola. 1 week ago Reply
markosavic I think you just won the internet. 1 week ago Reply
BillMorrow tick tock 1 week ago Reply
markosavic RT : RT : 1999 called, they want their website back: > USA called, they want their unproductive… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Want advice on your business and the funding process? Call us now 0203 318 0230 >> I'd rather call the speaking clock, thanks 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 1999 called, they want their website back: > USA called, they want their unproductive north bit back. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Eating bats is also a common cause of disease like ebola. >>> Ah, you can blame me, then... Africa. 1 week ago Reply
markosavic 1999 called, they want their website back: 1 week ago Reply
Nottswildlife Eating bats is also a common cause of disease like ebola. Eating predatory mammals is ill advised for food safety. 1 week ago Reply
iAmWilliAmKing RT : Oh, I get very nice editorial & link on this site: "1930s social proof strategy $400m empire" http://… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I get very nice editorial & link on this site: "1930s social proof strategy $400m empire" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : One suspect, 21, was Tasered, say Scotland Yard #c4news >> Is "tasered" a word? And if so, should it be capitalised? Eh? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In the UK they enjoy full protection and it is illegal to disturb a set. > Like bats??They're delicious fried. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is the actual source code of the Ling's Cars website. Really. >>> Hands off it! :) 1 week ago Reply
Nottswildlife In the UK they thankfully enjoy full protection and it is illegal to disturb a set without license. 1 week ago Reply
agencypja RT : Everyone needs to check out LINGsCARS and this interview from #TheUnconventionals. via 1 week ago Reply
Bucky_Todd Everyone needs to check out LINGsCARS and this interview from #TheUnconventionals. via 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : visiting 四川for a good food trip... >> Food is hot, it is FAR dirtier than Japan. Air is bad. Beware. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I hope you mean the beef! >> I'm Chinese. In China, badger is delicacy, very expensive. Is REALLY nice meat. 1 week ago Reply
Ledinax LAS MEJORES PÁGINAS QUE HE VISTO EN MI PUTA VIDA. HOLY SHIT. 1 week ago Reply
paul_anski Site web le plus horrible du monde ? #UX #Ads #Webdesign 1 week ago Reply
Nottswildlife I hope you mean the beef! 1 week ago Reply
banzy Nou projecte i manca d'idees? 2 weeks ago Reply
kaikurihara well I am happy you liked it. I am really thinking about visiting 四川for a good food trip... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is the audience for Ling's cars the luxury market? #ecomchat >> Everyone aspires to a "luxury" soap, why not car? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Can you please quote me on a macan s diesel on 3 year lease please" -- WTF... do people just make up these car names? 2 weeks ago Reply
robsearch Yeah, politics is changing:) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ställer ut på förskolekonferens i veckan, ska bli intressant... > Love the sound of angry Swedish in the morning. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good deals on newer used cars, according to AA Cars >> Get your sheepskin coat on and get sellin' :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : never understood why people do this! >> Nonsense. It's light, as you type this. Headlights used as comfort-prop. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : missing tokyo? Now why is THAT? >>> I wasn't near Tokyo, could have gone on Shin-thing, but Kyoto was so nice... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Applies to most stuff: STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT EASY. If it was easy, any idiot could do it. I don't want idiots doing stuff that's important. 2 weeks ago Reply
sale88guru RT : Forget everything you've been told about what a website should/shouldn't be & read this speaks the truth htt… 2 weeks ago Reply
SDXcreative RT : Forget everything you've been told a website should/shouldn't be & read this. speaks the truth 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Btb policy should focus on stricter cattle movement, etc #NationalBadgerDay >> Delicious, boiled. 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Forget everything you've been told a website should/shouldn't be & read this. speaks the truth 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Did I mention that you are a marketing genius? ;) >>... no, I think that was me saying that :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Great interview Ling, >>> Thanks :) appreciated :) 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Forget everything you've been told about what a website should/shouldn't be & read this speaks the truth 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster RT : Oh! I have woken up to a fantastic profile item about me :) Thanks so much! 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Great interview Ling, more businesses would succeed if they followed your advice. In the meantime, keep winning! ;-) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I just threw everything I know about web design out the window > Hope it was the 39th floor :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh! I have woken up to a fantastic profile item about me :) Thanks so much! 2 weeks ago Reply
NachoCerrato Yo quiero whatsapp edición 2 weeks ago Reply
lewy76 Must be wrong end of interwebs: 2 weeks ago Reply
LifestyleOrDiet Nissan X-trail Lease delivered to Jonathan Sperrin in Caversham 2 weeks ago Reply
AshleyFriedlein Super kind of you Ling! Many thanks. Did I mention that you are a marketing genius? ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
philjohnson An interview with Ling Valentine of LINGsCARS and a most unusual Web site. 2 weeks ago Reply
kaikurihara missing tokyo? Now why is THAT? 2 weeks ago Reply
BigPoppaTayTay I just threw everything I know about web design out the window. 2 weeks ago Reply
GrahamSpector Hugh interviewed about her crazy, CRAZY website 2 weeks ago Reply
martinbean Don’t kill it. That thing looks like it’s packing hundreds and hundreds of babies. 2 weeks ago Reply
hughkennedy My interview with the fabulous Ling Valentine of LingsCars: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good day, done £5000 of sales. That'll do. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : So have you been? What did you do what did you see? >> Osaka, Kobe, Kyoto. Etc. Nice, millions of Japanese! 2 weeks ago Reply
kaikurihara hey Ling ! Long time sister, how are you? So have you been? What did you do what did you see? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Anyone identify this spider? On the wall of the house. Orb is abt 1.2cm across. >> That's from Dr Who. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I bought case for my iPhone 5. > Never mind that. I must say Japan was a REALLY NICE PLACE! How lovely it is. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unless you or your staff suffer from a range of mental health issues, or a bad skin, or you employ a range of races: THEN YOU'RE PREJUDICED! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : screaming "I HAVE EBOLA" could get you to the front of any Starbucks line > Do they write "the ebola guy" on the cup? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can I just say that I don't allow my staff to complain about ANY mental health issues. I tell them to man up. I am the only mentalist here. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just picked up an early edition of tomorrow's Daily Mail 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ★ “Announcing Geek Mental Help Week” but please share this. matters. >>> I am clearly mad. Does that help? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BBC "Turkish police have fired two tear gas canisters at a vehicle carrying a BBC reporting team..." ...bloody AGAIN? Tit. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Have you ever been behind on sales this year? >> Errrm, I don't think so. Of course, odd days may be crap...Onwards! 2 weeks ago Reply
WebKnit Have you ever been behind on sales this year? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Very good sales day today. Currently on £4378 of sales today... so I am £9,000 ahead of sales total for the month on this day in Oct 2013. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've just sponsored Ashley Friedlein. Really, more people should sponsor him. 2 weeks ago Reply
schurli666 Selfridges is a luxury brand, lingscars isn't. The luxury car brands they lease are, and so should be their websites. #ecomchat 2 weeks ago Reply
LoneGoatUK Lingscars leases luxury cars but the site is far from luxury in appearance. #EcomChat 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Juke customer, Loughborough: "Ling, We want to thank you and the team for the whole experience of leasing our Juke. It's been really easy," 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Juke customer, Loughborough: "Ling, the customer service we've received has been the best I've ever experienced, in any walk of life." 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I was thinking 5 spice 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Randall has a cold. Is making those eeeuuur puppy noises. Give him 30 mins before he starts to make noises to goooooo hooooome. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Preparing for another class with lingscars as an example of distinct messaging #UX &… >> Grassy arse :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is this the world's most tasteful website? >> Yes. Especially if added sugar 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Preparing for another class with lingscars as an example of distinct messaging, unforgettable #UX &… 2 weeks ago Reply
Jasonvandando RT : RT : I am impressed you have heard of MoCA though >> I googled it using the power of Google. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seat Ibiza is built in Martorell, Catalonia. So while I agree they may not have siestas , they do push donkeys from towers. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, the Ibiza due date slipped (only) 10 days.... but customer's really "Auto Emocional" about this. Sheesh. Build it! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer complains about "WILD" fluctuations in Ibiza build date. I tell her "it's not a Mercedes Benz". 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ..."They invented the term "manyana", which they then sold to the Mexicans. The Spanish spend half their day asleep, for goodness sake!" 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I tell customer: "With the best will in the world, the Spanish are not renown for their industrial proficiency. They invented..." cont 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I am impressed you have heard of MoCA though >> I googled it using the power of Google. 2 weeks ago Reply
vanshea Preparing for another class with lingscars as an example of distinct messaging, unforgettable #UX &… 2 weeks ago Reply
chirontaichi Is this the world's most tasteful website? 2 weeks ago Reply
Jasonvandando I am impressed you have heard of MoCA though and out performs even the most expensive home plug systems 2 weeks ago Reply
EssirS вот еще один 2 weeks ago Reply
DagonarWoof This is by most the best example of a 90's website on modern age. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Got that one sorted - replies should work again now :) >> Grassy arse Jammie :) 2 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen #ff : LINGsCARS 2 weeks ago Reply
TallAndy great stuff. I jumped across to Safari at the time and it worked ok. It was just google chrome that had the issue. 2 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Got that one sorted - replies should work again now :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings Cars >> Thom, thanks for link. I like New York. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We love this >>> Doncaster was first city I ever stayed in, in the UK. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In the process of getting a new motor thru . Beneath the worlds most visually disturbing website, lies some ex… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can't reply in Lingo I get an error. >> I am asking to check. Which browser? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can't reply in Lingo I get an error. You can see it in the console >> help? 2 weeks ago Reply
FilmFests RT : I am now shareholder in this new funny UK film, supporting brilliant UK director, a customer of mine: 2 weeks ago Reply
thomhuxtable Lings Cars 2 weeks ago Reply
TallAndy I can't reply in Lingo I get an error. You can see it in the console 2 weeks ago Reply
michaelpullan In the process of getting a new motor thru . Beneath the worlds most visually disturbing website, lies some excellent cus service. 2 weeks ago Reply
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docket looking for examples of terrible UIs - seen any recently? i mean there's this, but this is so crazy i kinda like it 2 weeks ago Reply
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Calzo RT : RT : look out LING! >> I stamp on competition :) Beware my boots hahahaha 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : look out LING! >> I stamp on competition :) Beware my boots hahahaha 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #UXUKAwards 2014 >> You are flooding my Twitter stream. Can you engage brain? 2 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen or wear sunglasses - hats goodness people! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : on why drivers should slow down in dazzling sun. 28 deaths pa. >> How many die in "benign" weather? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ": Please run for POTUS. We need you." >>> LOL 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People going on about mass sacrifice of 500,000 animals in Nepal. a) they are just animals, b) KFC does more chickens than this c) get real 2 weeks ago Reply
AAPresident RT : or just drive North, no problems then #simples 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce or just drive North, no problems then #simples 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Did you know that M-Way Vehicle Rentals does cars, Vans & Trucks? > Why not just use Twitter to post adverts? Great idea :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS United We Fall is the only film to feature a tattooed baby. This is what footballers do. :) Great! 2 weeks ago Reply
Lpool_FilmFest RT : I am now shareholder in this new funny UK film, supporting brilliant UK director, a customer of mine: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am now shareholder in this new funny UK film, supporting brilliant UK director, a customer of mine: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website is really busy, already had 2500 visitors today. Thanks so much, especially Google spider. 2 weeks ago Reply
ECOMChris Admittedly I'm a bit late to the party here, but .. wow. 2 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong eek! Need to work on the desktop tho! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 28 deaths pa where dazzling sun is contributory factor. >> Whlie at it, ban: driving, ban roads, ban idiots and RAC vans. 2 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow they take their design cues from your website? (it doesn't look like you'd expect but everything works well) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Doing BBC radio on 28 deaths pa where dazzling sun is contributory factor. >> Also ban: wind, rain, fog, snow and weather. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Doing BBC radio on 28 deaths pa where dazzling sun is contributory factor. >> Outrageous. Ban the sun. People are so stupid 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Unveiling the pre-production SsangYong X100 XIV-Air >> Why are Ssangyong so good with the ugly-stick? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Google Developers says: LINGsCARS = 96/100 user experience. Fantastic! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Last day to send CV! > You forget to mention: Pendle, dodgy coffee, pointless canvassing, white lies 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Last day to send CV! >> You forget to mention, long days, moving cars in rain, weekends, dodgy suits 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Used values dip in September as dealers stock up >>> Car values go up and down sometimes - SHOCK! Worth a headline, eh? 2 weeks ago Reply
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Radiumltd RT : I had a partially-sighted visitor y/day. Can they drive a car? Squinting? I directed them to my accessibility page http://t.… 2 weeks ago Reply
Chrispinius denne har i hvertfall en type wow-effekt. Vet ikke om det er helt dette kunden er på jakt etter... 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS £1000+ of sales before 8am. That's another great breakfast total. While idiots go to breakfast networking meetings, I am working and selling 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How easy is it to flip the seats in a #Toyota Auris Tourer? This easy... > Auto small child crusher :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy ACV is amazing...if I had hair it would be shiney...can also be used to clean the car. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Week 1 of ACV...amazing results already. Feel great and losing weight. >> Or, you could eat less shit? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how you prevent fuel theives from coming back > Killing people is bad idea :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I had a partially-sighted visitor y/day. Can they drive a car? Squinting? I directed them to my accessibility page 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling what are you thinking of with home plug. You need to be using MoCA >> I don't have coax throughout farm. 2 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner and this is how you prevent fuel theives from coming back 2 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner prevent Land Rover theft by leaving it parked with the keys in the ignition and 4 angry men in the back with clubs 2 weeks ago Reply
Jasonvandando Ling what are you thinking of with home plug. You need to be using MoCA 2 weeks ago Reply
Calzo look out LING! 2 weeks ago Reply
bent_os RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 2 weeks ago Reply
bent_os RT : RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit > B… 2 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine ERM you own a tank... 2 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine Are you going to charge for attendance to see your sheep? 2 weeks ago Reply
_davidt17 RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 2 weeks ago Reply
MavisStott seen this, ? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My farm will have the best wi-fi coverage in the world, with 12 hotspots in the 12 streetlamps, webcams, other lan security devices etc :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Elecrtricians rolled up today. My 12 streetlamps, also with plug sockets inside, with homeplugs (ethernet plugs) for IP devices, on soon :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey RT : RT : omg no it came 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : omg no it came 2 weeks ago Reply
NickyWilliams_ omg no it came 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 12 pet rats collected - now looking for pet homes email jan.org.uk. > Come and get more, free, from my farm! :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 12 pet rats collected - now looking for pet homes email jan.org.uk. > Haha, I am shooting rats with air rifle! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far a superb response by to a knife being waved at Jon when he tackled toe-rag attempting to steal my old Land Rover. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looking forward to him being charged if right person, so we can find out who it is... Our attitude to scrotes is "bring it on". 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jon is aware you've arrested someone and will go Durham City tomorrow for ID visit to ID him. Well done, if correct suspect! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today Durham "101" = completely broken. No answer. No way to contact police except 999. Had to drive to Akeley to speak to s/one 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : thank you Ling I'm happy now but a follow would make me happiest >> Only because you are a nice cnut :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey thank you Ling I'm happy now but a follow would make me happiest 2 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey RT : RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit > B… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit > Bloody mirror :) 2 weeks ago Reply
lib_shakespeare RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 2 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS My hubby drove to Akeley Heads new HQ , he said no urgency, no one seemed concerned. Tumbleweed. Imagine some ppl in distress 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : will look into it for you. > There are no alternate numbers to 101 at all. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : will look into it for you. > Thx so much. It's really bad. Try ringing 101 yourself...no answer 2 weeks ago Reply
ThomasNearney Thanks for this information, will look into it for you. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Madness! So have to report EVERYTHING as a 999 Emergency to ? > Yes. Had to DRIVE to police HQ 2 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Madness! So you'd have to report EVERYTHING as a 999 Emergency to ? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear please help. 101 is down (just rings). No one in whole county can contact them 'cept 999. Can u kick them? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Agree. Absolutely fundamental. How else can anyone contact ? > Impossible. 101 is all they have. 2 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Agree. Absolutely fundamental. How else can anyone contact ? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your individual officers are great but lack of energy and management at new head office stinks. You MUST get phones working. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There'd be more urgency if Greggs ran out of sausage rolls. Northumbria said "yes, Durham 101 is knackered" when I rang them 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So no one in the county can ring the police for anything. No message on 101, no message on ur website. This is utterly useless 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear , your 101 is down, no way to contact except 999, at Akeley Heads reception staff said "*TRY* to let head of comms know" 2 weeks ago Reply
gcziprusz Best car rental site ever :D 2 weeks ago Reply
Herr_Gamer RT : Wo bin ich denn schon nun wieder gelandet. 2 weeks ago Reply
Njago Wo bin ich denn schon nun wieder gelandet. 2 weeks ago Reply
MartiClapers Una de les pàgines que ven més cotxes a UK. Molt interessant! #fomracionactivate 2 weeks ago Reply
Reikax Oo Una de las paginas mas usadas para alquiler de coches Gifs y musica UX #activatebarcelona 2 weeks ago Reply
EpicCrimson Adam got his LingsCars T-Shirt. Where the fu*ks mine Royal Mail?! 2 weeks ago Reply
JaviJavily RT : La web más espectacular que he visto en mi vida xDD la de Homer Simpsons se queda corta xD Abridla… 2 weeks ago Reply
lylmik RT : La web más espectacular que he visto en mi vida xDD la de Homer Simpsons se queda corta xD Abridla… 2 weeks ago Reply
NachoCerrato La web más espectacular que he visto en mi vida xDD la de Homer Simpsons se queda corta xD Abridla en un PC. Hacedlo. 2 weeks ago Reply
JeffGuestDesign This website looks bad - actually it's very, very clever! 2 weeks ago Reply
GeekRemixALot so did we! Between that and it's been a very eventful week at work. 2 weeks ago Reply
AssassinsTurtle RT : So uh... Stumbled upon a pretty amazing website today. I think this is one of those "so bad it's good" moments: http://t… 2 weeks ago Reply
GeekRemixALot So uh... Stumbled upon a pretty amazing website today. I think this is one of those "so bad it's good" moments: 2 weeks ago Reply
darius_garza If you haven't visited you haven't lived 2 weeks ago Reply
Lucan_Orian Go into the source code for Holy shit 2 weeks ago Reply
JaSunni_JasonVB Ling is Green. New Ford Focus info 2 weeks ago Reply
ValuableContent Valuable Content Award for the crazy website 2 weeks ago Reply
toenjes42 RT : CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CAR LEASING CHEAP BUSINESS HIRE DEALS Immer wieder gut ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
caschy CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CAR LEASING CHEAP BUSINESS HIRE DEALS Immer wieder gut ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
gabrielgrover This is our competition... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. By far the most ridiculous thing ive ever seen. 2 weeks ago Reply
belgiumdesigner RT : Although this may be how NOT to do a #website...it's definitely entertaining! #graphicdesign #we… 2 weeks ago Reply
mbarker_design Although this may be how NOT to do a #website...it's definitely entertaining! #graphicdesign #webdesign 2 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine Well done 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : START YOUR BUSINESS AND BE YOUR OWN BOSS! >>. ...and then, usually, GO BUST! The point is, to make money: usually missed. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Invoicing in September now well over £70k ex vat, and still about 15 more cars to go for end of month. Best month ever, I think. 2 weeks ago Reply
FayePrior RT : RT : Who needs the radio when you can have website playing in the background > Absolutely. No adverts,… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Who needs the radio when you can have website playing in the background > Absolutely. No adverts, or licence fee. 2 weeks ago Reply
FayePrior Who needs the radio when you can have website playing in the background 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Give a warm welcome to our newest member of the team, Nicole Prior () who joins us from Read her bio here 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I get the feeling that today, I will finish the month on my highest invoiced total, ever. It's the £££s that count, not the Twitter bullshit 3 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow Amputated fingers? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A woman from County Durham had a finger amputated after being bitten by false widow spider > I have these on my farm - they are cuddly! 3 weeks ago Reply
bent_os #Lingscars 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I flew over North Korea yesterday. Looked lovely. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm reminded of the most elegantly designed sites: >> Compliments just never stop :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : new car arrived today from , as usual fantastic service. ..replace it through them in 3 years > Ta-daaa! Ta! 3 weeks ago Reply
paleolithic4 new car arrived today from , as usual fantastic service. Can't wait to replace it through them in 3 years 3 weeks ago Reply
AppleyardCars ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
MrTimDunn I'm reminded of the most elegantly designed sites: 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 3 weeks ago Reply
KLM Hello Ling, thanks for the heads up. Customer Care will contact you as soon as they handle your form. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Daniel said "we still have to film that thing with the magpie and the chicken" ... yes we do. All that, and more, to come. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Already beaten last year's Sept sales figure, with 2 days to go. And I am estimating invoicing will be about £7000 up on 2013, for September 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce waiting for a U turn 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce waiting for a U turn 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : due to go on it. Youtube makes it look v.fast. >> It is scary, cars at 70mph fly backwards 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing ..already due to go on it. Yoooutube makes it look v.fast. Plus no 5hr train delays ..ahm. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Pudong >> Hop on train at airport (goes nowhere really) but goes bloody fast! 260+MPH ish 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Pudong > Ah. You **MUST** waste 1hr going on the very fast magnetron train (& back) - FAST! 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing Pudong (Shanghai) Hoping now offer first class to change my KLM changing ways now.. hmm.. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Argh ->> Where in China? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Before they Limbo or (look normally) >> How (the f**k) can you "look normally" in the footwell under pedals? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Argh - > It's a cabin crew attitude thing. are just so pleasant, like pals. Whereas.. 3 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc Before they Limbo or (look normally) check their VIN is in the affected range ^DAN 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing Argh - we'll see how it goes then! May change for return.. Thanks Ling! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : to China. Good move apart from strike?.. :) > No, I hate CDG (etc). Always prefer and AMS. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ....if any of your customers need any assistance >> So they need to limbo dance upside down by the pedals? 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing As always. Arranged to Paris, to China. Good move apart from strike?.. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc ....if any of your customers need any assistance then let me know.... ^DAN 3 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc Morning Ling, all Recall information is on our help site ..... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Due to fly to China later today with Good move, or bad move? >> They are on STRIKE. Again, heh 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 43% of motorists replace a vehicle because... #motorhappy >> Why do I always get the bloody awkward other 57%? Eh? Eh? 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing Due to fly to China later today with Good move, or bad move?.. #ChingChongChinaExpert 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just back from Japan I'm told customers should stop driving their Corsas, Adams etc or steering will fail & they die: true? 3 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey Wtf ling when will I get my t shirt 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I've just won a t-shirt on your website I'm so happy it's the happiest moment of my life > You need therapy... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear - I've just sent an email via your Customer Care form. Just to let you know. Ling :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey I've just won a t-shirt on your website I'm so happy it's the happiest moment of my life I love you 3 weeks ago Reply
NegysCornwall Design a bad website? Great marketing though! Discuss! 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels sweet and sour, just how you all like it. Haha 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I have a Wot Went Wo… 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I don't have anyone … 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will now get on with some work. So sssssh. Thanks. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wot Went Wong is sat in my office looking blankly at news of her hometown Hong Kong. Typically, she's thinking about lunch... life is a riot 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Huge parts of HK completely outside the government's control right now. Sounds like it's all kicking off (again) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gone through Twitter backlog. ...Now to reply 50 emails with "thanks" and 250 emails with "please fu*k off". What fun :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ling is quiet this morning >> I have been in Japan 9 days. Back now. So sssssh. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks to Ling, Guy {etc} sort out delivery of my car... >> Back from Japan now. Thx for Tweet :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You'll love this : Dealer..without sales staff by calling them something else > Thks! Heh. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : swag. >>> While I was away in Japan, someone had some fun! :) 10/10 for build quality. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I have a Wot Went Wong, though... :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I don't have anyone called Aleem. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's the article :) ... about time a motor dealer tried using that funny world wide web thing :) 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge lol. Right between the eyes 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh sales staff now called "facilitators". Meanwhile.. local Keighley prostitutes remain on street, but now called "gobblers" 3 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch marvellous. 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge good good. Now sell cars so you can on holiday again! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : And want the BEST deal on a lease car? And the craziest website to make you smile? Check >> Belated thanks! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Very much hoping that my friends Ling, (holidaying in Japan) didn't have volcanos on their agenda >> No volcano :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : pffft. Was it.good? >> Oh, VERY good. Lovely in fact. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If I were to order an XF Sportbrake from you - can I choose >> you can choose anything (within reason) :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If I were to order an XF Sportbrake from you -can I choose.. > AiYa! :) I'm back from Japan for ONE MINUTE! :) 3 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch If I were to order an XF Sportbrake from you - can I choose colour and trim style, or are they from a pool? 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge pffft. Was it.good? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am back from Osaka and Kyoto! Back to work. In Gateshead. Not much difference... 3 weeks ago Reply
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electrovista RT : Best website/GIF I've seen this week: 3 weeks ago Reply
thecaboose_ Hello 3 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Very much hoping that my friends and co-directors, Jon and Ling, (holidaying in Japan) didn't have volcanos on their agenda 3 weeks ago Reply
princessOleg очень приятный сайт 3 weeks ago Reply
RichWFJarvis RT : Thinking about car leasing... we happened to stumble across which as a website is just a thing of geni… 3 weeks ago Reply
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iAmWilliAmKing And want the BEST deal on a lease car? And the craziest website to make you smile? Check #waaaaaaahhhhh 3 weeks ago Reply
vibecreative Purely for the "OMG" factor - here's our #FavouriteFriday this week. Prepare yourselves… 3 weeks ago Reply
northo You'll love this : Dealer launches Argos style site without sales staff by calling them something else 3 weeks ago Reply
SchoolOThought Inspiration for our next website redesign: 3 weeks ago Reply
BeernaertChris Je crois que j'ai trouvé pire que Rayanair ou #dwmaj 3 weeks ago Reply
ChrisMc666 9am lecture was interesting! Mocking poorly designed websites, love to be critical! My favourite 3 weeks ago Reply
OhMyCrabcakes Rather enjoyed the 9am HCI lecture. Spent the hour laughing at bad web design. By far my favourite was 3 weeks ago Reply
mykdum my new favourite website 3 weeks ago Reply
Dimipl0x RT : La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 3 weeks ago Reply
AntiaCanosa RT : La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 3 weeks ago Reply
AlexPortnoy_ RT : La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 3 weeks ago Reply
Infraser28 RT : La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 3 weeks ago Reply
ElGrunje RT : La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 3 weeks ago Reply
EnrikeTheGame La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing I'd reccomend either Aleem from or 3 weeks ago Reply
valhallaonapea RT : Tobulas dizainas 3 weeks ago Reply
Dariu5 RT : Tobulas dizainas 3 weeks ago Reply
ramulis Tobulas dizainas 3 weeks ago Reply
AlTarantino I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 3 weeks ago Reply
xEndh My fav websites (Pornhub too) 3 weeks ago Reply
adamPDOTcom Time to quit the internet because I will never create a site as beautiful as this one #webdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
DualKeyblade Never forget. 3 weeks ago Reply
parabuzzle I don't even… 3 weeks ago Reply
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DaseinCM Armonía, simplicidad, seriedad, orden y discreción: VS todo lo contrario: ¿Con cuál te quedas? 3 weeks ago Reply
JCozzy93 All websites should be designed like this one - . #Not #CarCrash #MyEyesHurt 4 weeks ago Reply
IndycarUK RT : More websites need to be like this 4 weeks ago Reply
Dan_Thorn More websites need to be like this 4 weeks ago Reply
RefreshMkg Need cheering up this morning? Check out the website - better than caffeine to wake you up! - #Monday 4 weeks ago Reply
_MarketingGirl Looking for a laugh? Dead set...this is the funniest website ever. Share the love. Pass it on and make someone smile! 4 weeks ago Reply
Aveitdotnet Thanks to Ling, Guy and the whole team for helping sort out the delivery of my car, and making everything right again! :D 4 weeks ago Reply
BRAVEBristol Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of É She really is a one-offÉ 4 weeks ago Reply
Chris_List_UK Amazing web design #lings #cars #psychedelic #tripping 4 weeks ago Reply
ifreelancelot pay attention guys, you might learn something - 4 weeks ago Reply
ICNTodmorden RT : Brilliant website! So much going on!!!!! 4 weeks ago Reply
TheGreedyGirl RT : Brilliant website! So much going on!!!!! 4 weeks ago Reply
DolunaSMS RT : Brilliant website! So much going on!!!!! OMG!! 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce ling is quiet this morning 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce substance over content 4 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Some video. Some vote. 4 weeks ago Reply
MyCodingCampus RT TheLauraOlivia: “SDGreenall: Want to see a TERRIBLE website design... Check this out: ; #bad #webdev #webdesign... 4 weeks ago Reply
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kougarov This website has to be seen to believed. Not clickbait, I am seriously unable to describe it: 4 weeks ago Reply
Aveitdotnet I'll forever remember today as the day that Scotland voted, and the day that my new car didn't *ucking turn up 4 weeks ago Reply
MastroWebGuy how do you REALLY feel 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal you will be made General. Salmond will lease a helicopter from u so he can check the oil rigs. 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal If YES win then Salmond will need ur truck as the main defence for the country. The infantry will be armed with Buckfast bottles 4 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales Now is discussing website - complete with screenshots! #DealerOnWebby #WAH! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks Ling - We appreciate your support - not seen your video yet - will do when I get a mo.. > Buy earplugs :) 4 weeks ago Reply
campbellurq Thanks Ling - We appreciate your support - not seen your video yet - will do when I get a mo... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The red hot 1976 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible. #TBT > Was a pile of shit, but agree it looked cool. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I reckon it could be 58 - 60% now....lost count how many No's jumping ship when facing the actual decision. > sounds great 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Undecided? Here's why you should vote Yes - #indyref #voteYes 4 weeks ago Reply
Shaggy2006 what the..... 4 weeks ago Reply
DualKeyblade Best website ever. 4 weeks ago Reply
EloyMaestre Queréis torturar a alguien? Pues sentadlo delante de un ordenador y abridle esta web, sufrirá, os lo aseguro... 4 weeks ago Reply
ij1971 if the Scots can take the oil the Welsh will take the water...watch out Birmingham/Liverpool etc. 4 weeks ago Reply
mroverdoz Lourd #DA, créativité sans faille et ergonomie de dingue ! Putain ça manque des sites comme ça ! 4 weeks ago Reply
Chris_Mears_UX How have I only just been made aware of this. Best site ever: 4 weeks ago Reply
ArticleOptimizr Are these the best FAQs in the world by LINGsCARS? #affiliate 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Absolutely! Yes! >> I will visit Edinburgh tonight (from Gateshead) to show my support :) 4 weeks ago Reply
SaidTheater RT : We present this video encouraging Scotland to vote "yes" today without comment. [it's by , FYI] 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ok. It's #indyref day. I'm 'coming out'. I'm #VoteYes >> Well done Craig 4 weeks ago Reply
SaidTheater Absolutely! Yes! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh Flower of car sales , I made a video. Now, get voting! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : oooooooop's >> Watch this, and learn: 4 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle oooooooop's 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is it true that we are using PENCIL'S to mark a 'X' on the ballot paper?> No... using pencils, not "pencil's". 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton do you fight crime in your spare time? You resemble the Green Hornets sidekick, that mask is fooling no 1 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How must it feel to be Welsh today? They must feel completely, utterly fu*ked off by lack of self-determination opportunity. And the rain. 4 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno RT : We present this video encouraging Scotland to vote "yes" today without comment. [it's by , FYI] 4 weeks ago Reply
anthonyboggiano RT : how barmy is this? 4 weeks ago Reply
ElReg We present this video encouraging Scotland to vote "yes" today without comment. [it's by , FYI] 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *NO* people make whining noises about Scottish Referendum: but few actually do anything. I'm YES, I made a video! 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal got 2 phones. One for dodgy stuff and the other EE one for work :-D 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You should be very proud of Mrs Hurst YJ. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ee redirect what the think is dodgy. >> You let ee make your choices? :) Hope ee think Himalayan Balsam is bad 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Classic! "Ling's cars: Scotland vote YES" via >> Xie xie ni. 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal ee redirect what the think is dodgy. Maybe they don't want to be involved in the #indyref 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : Here is my video - what more do you need to vote YES?” >> Priceless! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I clicked ur link >> That link for the youtube vid??? Hmmm. 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal I clicked ur link 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : according to EE, content lock removed :-O >> What website is that on?? 4 weeks ago Reply
fleethonda Where do you get your ideas from Ling! You have one imagination! Lee at Honda Manchester! Amazing singing! 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal according to EE, content lock removed :-O 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is my video - what more do you need to vote YES? 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal something more powerful. Voted. :-) 4 weeks ago Reply
TeamBoA unless they become a Republic ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am uploading a lovely song to YouTube to support the Scottish YES campaign. Will be up in 10 minutes. WAIT. :) (...so what have YOU done?) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #indyref >>> VOTE WITH CLEAN PANTS - why the YES vote is far more hygienic. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Please Scotland, don't go MT : >> Begging is not the way to win a ballot. Optimism is. Vote YES :) 4 weeks ago Reply
AndyCDoyle bikes annoy me but the volume of car drivers who can't navigate a roundabout is scary 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : also seems quite dangerous to make such a severe 90 degree turn ;-) >> I like yellow arrows better. 4 weeks ago Reply
JonAlb also seems quite dangerous (and impossible) to make such a severe 90 degree turn ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
DarmuhTV omfg 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A simple guide. ; People HATE being patronised. Swerve safely & slow down a bit 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... those regions but embrace them also >> Which makes a nonsense of silly NO "family" arguments 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I don't have any family in those regions but embrace them also 4 weeks ago Reply
DarmuhTV omg this website.... WTF 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...our affiliation with geordies Lancashire & Yorks >> Don't forget Cumbria, Wales, Nepal & Taiwan 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce they might threaten our legal status but we will never lose our affiliation with geordies Lancashire & Yorkshire 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : look forward to you teaching Alex Salmond the same lesson. >> Heh. I will go to Edinburgh tonight. Historic day. 4 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn look forward to you teaching Alex Salmond the same lesson. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : thanks for the geography lesson >> Well, you didn't understand it at first :) 4 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn thanks for the geography lesson 4 weeks ago Reply
JonAlb RT : If you missed it last night, I have LAUNCHED my SCOT flavour homepage, for the vote. Be brave! http:/… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : interesting perspective >> Northern Ireland, etc are *NOT* within Great Britain. Check your passport front cover 4 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn interesting perspective 4 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn RT : RT : ahh. So [they] remain part of the British family > Scotland mostly remains within Great Britain … 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ahh. So [they] remain part of the British family > Scotland mostly remains within Great Britain (the big island) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think that Taiwan and Nepal >> Nepal? (??) ...Simpleton argument. Scotland has the vote today. 4 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn ahh. So the people remain part of the British family even though they are governed locally in Scotland. I get it. 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal remember the trams? Remember the building of the Scottish Parliament? Prob best not to give them a country to play with. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : explain how they remain part of a British family >> They still have HM Queen. They ditch the posh Eton boys. 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I think that Taiwan and Nepal have stronger claims/ needs for independence than Scotland 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : explain how they remain..British family > Scots people remain same. It's just the Government that becomes local 4 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn explain how they remain part of a British family if they are an independent country? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scottish people - enjoy your opportunity, today. Have optimism for the future. Gain local democracy. Sack Westminster. Vote YES. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... sincerely want us to be in the same family. >> Such a poor reason to vote. Don't lose family when you gain independence 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : certainly! how much NET profit you offering >> Ah, need to do next year accounts to know that. 4 weeks ago Reply
robcwalker this may be the greatest web site ever: 4 weeks ago Reply
tchenis alugando um belissimo carro 4 weeks ago Reply
Rachel_Iva RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them f… 4 weeks ago Reply
DrBlockbuster certainly!! ... how much NET profit are you offering 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : no no .. better than them, specialist sKills here 4 weeks ago Reply
DrBlockbuster no no ... you wrong 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 6pm and done over £5000 GP today. Worn out. ...Home now. Working like a dog. Looking forward to Scottish vote, tomorrow. YES! 4 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge :-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Except main dealers. >> Ah. Full of idiot, itinerant, drug-addled, lazy car salesmen in cheap polyester suits. 4 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Except main dealers. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : sorry about das faulty link yesterday ...>> Your PC skills are amazing. Like a youngster. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Used the 24v Lucas BPF (British pre-focus) headlights on my Land Rover SII last night, first time in the dark. They are very good. Amazed. 4 weeks ago Reply
DrBlockbuster sorry about das faulty link yesterday ... here it is > Joke: 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Be nice to them. And eat all their food. >> I'm nice to everyone! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : YAY Japan! Eat all the things! >> The idea... rare whales, sharks, tuna etc etc. Quick before it's extinct. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Must say, have had very good prices on Japan flights, with (I believe) full lie-flat beds in 777 business class. Not stupid BA prices. 4 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong YAY Japan! Eat all the things! 4 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Be nice to them. And eat all their food. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just tipped over £40,000 gross profit for the month (so far) which makes it easier to fly to Japan on Friday with no worries about sales. 4 weeks ago Reply
zahidk : RT : We can do websites like yours.. >> hahahaha, I don't think you can :)” LOL 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We can do websites like yours.. >> hahahaha, I don't think you can :) 4 weeks ago Reply
StarkwoodMedia We can do websites like yours.. happy to meet and discuss (whilst dancing to Spice Girls of course) ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
clemente69 Website of the decade 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In an independent Scotland, the Daily Mail will be replaced by The Dandy. #VoteYes #SexySocialism 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You found it a bit boring... >> Yeah well, if you don't want a car, there's not much sticky content. 4 weeks ago Reply
StarkwoodMedia You found it a bit boring... well, here's something to make it all a little better: 4 weeks ago Reply
tazzie4465 thinking of new ways to be cruel to people Romans 1:30 who are causing you no harm ? Proverbs 3:30 #WBC 4 weeks ago Reply
WBCBecky RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them f… 4 weeks ago Reply
FalseReligions It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, they'll get mad. 4 weeks ago Reply
Rachel_Iva RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, … 4 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy Hope they are not driving and valeting at the same time. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today, I'm currently £8,000 ahead of sales gross profit for September, on this same day in Sept 2013. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> Can't ask for a "Valet" ie a servant. 4 weeks ago Reply
jct600 Now that would be something... and he is a Yorkshireman after all ;-) Chesterfield may be a stretch for him though! 4 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy Person who washes and spruces up a dirty car 4 weeks ago Reply
jct600 it seems neither are in the dictionary Ling... 4 weeks ago Reply
CarsUK Maybe they're trying to get Keith Lemon to take the gig?! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Would you say valeter Ling? >> Yes, wouldn't you? :) 4 weeks ago Reply
jct600 Would you say valeter Ling? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We're hiring! We need a Driver/Valetor #Chesterfield. >>> ... and a dictionary :) 4 weeks ago Reply
AbiWBC RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, … 4 weeks ago Reply
WBCFredJr It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, they'll get mad. 4 weeks ago Reply
Aljekar RT : Ooooops 4 weeks ago Reply
mattyweeks RT : Ooooops 4 weeks ago Reply
leroy5765 that is brilliant! Well done Ling!! 4 weeks ago Reply
DavidG28 RT : Ooooops 4 weeks ago Reply
johnbold72 RT : Ooooops 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ooooops 4 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : RT : WBC, you talking to about the Scottish vote.>>This is why twitter exists. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : WBC, you talking to about the Scottish vote. Does it get any better than THAT? My week is made. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Westboro Baptist Church to pickeT >> Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, they'll get mad 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nationalist socialist - I didn't say Nazi ;) you're right, .... > You're right, you didn't say Nazi. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Smackeroonies, heroin, Mars bars, big cranes, Britannia (the boat), Falkirk Wheel, sleeper trains, Carter Bar, Eyemouth, who can vote NO? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gingers, Rabbie Burns, whisky, Bay City Rollers, Tunnocks tea cakes, Lulu, John Logie Baird, kilts, tartan, sporrans. Just vote YES. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Archie Gemmill, Irn Bru, Forth rail bridge, Gordon Broon, Highland cattle, Annie Lennox, Buckfast, Sean Connery, cock-a-leekie, oatcakes YES 4 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno Nationalist socialist - I didn't say Nazi ;) you're right, there's a difference. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, I vote for the Scottish currency to be the "Smackeroonie" after that UK£ transition period. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Au contraire! You've probably made £10k profit already today, right? ; ) >>> You know in £ terms, I can't compete :) 4 weeks ago Reply
lakey Au contraire! You've probably made £10k profit already today, right? ; ) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I want a DeLorean now Ling >> Robert is considering the DeLorean franchise opportunity :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nice try Ling! Personally I think the Scottish people should decide.>> Heh, you too damn clever for me :) 4 weeks ago Reply
lakey Nice try Ling! Personally I think the Scottish people should decide. I suspect it's only a matter of time. 4 weeks ago Reply
johnbold72 I want a DeLorean now Please Ling 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Look at them! Socialists banging on about "FREEEEEEEEDOM" etc. >> Yes, but not slaughtering Jews etc. Ahem. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Tube Scroll >>> Hey, are Econsultancy having a view on the Scottish shit? Would a .scot domain be worth to buy, for me? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've redesigned #cardealer #website for > How many uniques a month? Bit boring. 4 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno Look at them! Socialists banging on about "FREEEEEEEEDOM" etc. At least I don't eat haggis... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT :Taiwanaese animation treatment... complete with bad Scottish accent >> Scotland gets free UNICORNS! 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton My Middle name is Arthur, believe me i don't care how Barrie is spelled, 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey, you have been admonished by ... join the club! Proud to have been moaned at for DeLorean ad 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've published our weekly rulings >> Understand ASA are wankers, however 1st ruling is against 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Prefer something more in the Clint Eastwood genre like "Dirty Barry" >> Notice you avoid Gay spelling of Barry? Hmmm. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : SNP are effectively a nationalist socialist party, aren't they? > If journalists imply SNP may be Nazis, no wonder, etc 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Prefer something more in the Clint Eastwood genre like "Dirty Barry" or "Vauxhall Magnum Force" 4 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong and Google is the lotus seed paste? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I was hoping to sell my Blog to the producers of Die Hard and retire >> Try "Saving Barrie Crampton" instead. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yea, but who really uses Bing anyways? ;-P >> It's the icing on my cake. The red bean paste in my bun :) 4 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong yea, but who really uses Bing anyways? ;-P 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I was hoping to sell my Blog to the producers of Die Hard and retire 4 weeks ago Reply
WebKnit This one know everything. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If Scotland votes YES for independence, will Putin and Russia invade, to "save" the 597 Russian speakers in Scotland? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look, the BingBot has arrived to have a look around. No one else in motor trade even knows they have a spider visit. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What are you going to put in you remaining #Taxdisc holders >> I have NEVER bought any. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What you going to put in you remaining #Taxdisc holders >> I don't waste money on them :) 4 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP What are you going to put in you remaining #Taxdisc holders - I can't bel rive you've not decided ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
Joel_Hughes is it possible there are people with vested interests who want a 'yes' photo? 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce Ling u don't live Tranent if wanted could track co in minutes data protection nutters reading about your customers 4 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys and from €21,595 for the entry grade 1.5 110 bhp diesel. The joys of the vehicle taxation system in Ireland 4 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele it's an attempt to cut and run from a problem they are partly responsible for. Very noble. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The new Pulsar will be priced from €19,995 for the 1.2-litre petrol. >> HOW MUCH? Jesus.... Pffwooorrr! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : would you move your business and money to an independent Scotland? >> Well, I dunno. I wouldn't object! 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal would you move your business and money to an independent Scotland? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sad how people with vested interests try to deny the optimism of Scottish independence. Be strong and brave, vote for an optimistic future! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : breaking up our country is sad. Ling directed me here > No, no, it's full of hope for the future! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I expect the Scottish referendum to slow business down on Thurs and Friday & w/end. So Thurs PM I'm off up to Edinburgh, Fri AM off to Japan 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce as someone whose mother born in Tranent and I in Musselburgh breaking up our country is sad. Ling directed me here 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : who do you think you are? Mel Gibson?! >> *uck, yes! This is BIG. People should be full of passion. 4 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele who do you think you are? Mel Gibson?! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am disappointed that most businesses have not come out and worn their heart on their sleeve over Scottish Independence. Be brave! 4 weeks ago Reply
carbaggers he he it will be Rain resistant cars vs Sunny Cars 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : News from the M 61 things are looking bleak! >> This happens when you are a car salesman. You should become a web-star. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : or you could now promote your international delivery? >> Yes yes, now delivering new cars INTERNATIONALLY! 4 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch or you could now promote your international delivery? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling - loving the Flower of Scotland on the website! Super!! :) > Ya Jun sings it with heart :) 4 weeks ago Reply
GraemeShield Ling - loving the Flower of Scotland on the website! Super!! :) safe trip on Fri. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OK, £1250 GP before 8am. That'll do me for breakfast :) As soon as we know Scots result, I am going to Japan (Fri AM), Banzai! 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal a lot of folk getting far too excited and using the campaign as a chance to intimidate others and vandalise things. Ridiculous. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : divulging that info will get us attacked & cars vandalised. > Really? Hmm, I am public YES, no attack on me :) 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal divulging that info will get us attacked and our cars vandalised. We work on EU funded projects and want to continue doing so... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Recorded footfall into UK franchise dealers >> You can stop measuring "UK" soon :) Be rUK. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : [Scotland] who's VAT do we pay? Prevailing rate in who's country? > God f*ck knows is the correct answer :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : our docs will reach u today so maybe we will be the last. >> I forget to ask, are you a YES or NO? 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal our docs will reach u today so maybe we will be the last. 4 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto > Lease a car up here and who's VAT do we pay? Prevailing rate in who's country? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That order is in the past now, and in the past it must remain. But you can still rise now, to be a nation again. That stood against him... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Signed Order from a customer in Tranent. Will this be my last order from Scotland as part of the UK before the vote?? O' Flower of Scotland. 4 weeks ago Reply
Lestat Best website. Ever. 4 weeks ago Reply
bettinabrooklyn Hard at work recreating Web 1.0 with #axure. How about practicing prototyping with ? #UXDI 4 weeks ago Reply
DrBlockbuster well done Barrie ... felt like having to explain ribena joke :ha: 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton But i like you! “: tch tch Ling ... "you ARE awful, but I .... !" 4 weeks ago Reply
DrBlockbuster tch tch Ling ... "you ARE awful, but I .... !" 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton . was intimating that Dealers dont do very good pdi's so i assumed she got her own mechanics to do them again 4 weeks ago Reply
randallbell Why not try where I work? 4 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy News STOMACH: Bentley : BENTLEY RACES TO FIRST VICTORY IN NORTH AMERICA... #socialmedia 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton So after you get the Dealer to deliver the car to your customer you get your own mechanics to Pdi them again? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : .. supplied from a dealer and pdi'd by the dealer. >> I'd say "PDI'd" is a very loose term 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Yep Im as old fangled as they come... >>> Hence the sheepskin coat and Jaaaaaag 4.2 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Yep Im as old fangled as they come, used to let the leasing companies find customers for me, and use our finance 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton RT : RT : Barry, Barry, Barry. >> Who is Barry? Never heard of him... Is he an old fangl… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Barry, Barry, Barry. >> Who is Barry? Never heard of him... Is he an old fangled car dealer? 4 weeks ago Reply
MotorMistress OK then *forgiven* lol #leasinggossip will love me even more now *coughs* 4 weeks ago Reply
MotorMistress Barry, Barry, Barry. 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton And i stress "someone like" and not actually her 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Although if you are a company and run several makes and models, it pains me to say that i may go to someone like 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron RT : too important a subject to interact at low level you're simply a car sales person so you're demeaning your ow… 4 weeks ago Reply
stujbanderson The Stu Anderson Daily is out! Stories via 4 weeks ago Reply
joeBRFCslater RT : RT : shit website > No thanks! 4 weeks ago Reply
neilstratford Take a look at 4 weeks ago Reply
thetonyshort just seen that come through, thanks, appreciate it. The #sketchpads won't be as colourful as your site :-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anyone know how I can capture 8 or 9 video streams from a CCTV system??? Anyone want to sell me one? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahahaha, someone set up a fake Scottish Border post at Carter Bar :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Loving take on the forthcoming #referendum >> Just bought some gear from you. Cool. :@) 5 weeks ago Reply
thetonyshort Loving take on the forthcoming #referendum 5 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno Nooooooo RT : RT : LING! You can't cook the cat >> Black cat soup = lucky 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : LING! You can't cook the cat - even if the bugger did eat my ham for today's sarnies. >> Black cat soup = lucky 5 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno LING! You can't cook the cat - even if the bugger did eat my ham for today's sarnies. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Do you live in Greenwich and is this your (AWOL) cat? If so... >> Delicious, boiled. 5 weeks ago Reply
northo Perfect answer. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : But what will you be celebrating? >> Democracy, probably. 5 weeks ago Reply
northo But what will you be celebrating? 5 weeks ago Reply
IWantAPoem Not as yet. KWS speaks for me. 'Please Don't Go' RT : Have you done a poem for Scotland? 5 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Let's wait & see what happens. We have 6 million customers in many countries around the world so we'd cope with a Yes vote. 5 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy There was a young man called Jock...who had a very small ???? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The first one to get ready gets a quality street. #MumBribes >> Have you done a poem for Scotland? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I have no idea. >> Shouldn't they quickly get one? Many Sage customers will be in different country soon. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : function() getModels() { return $this->makes; } - how to start a Tuesday… :( >> Ah, looks familiar. Codding, eh? 5 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster I have no idea. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : that is beyond comment >> :) 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce that is beyond comment 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you are a car salesperson Ling simple > That is an outrageous slur. I don't lie, take drugs or wear cheap suit. 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce you are a car salesperson Ling simple 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What is Sage's view on the Scottish vote? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you're demeaning your own professionalism >> "Car sales" & "professionalism" should NEVER be in same sentence. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Picador: "enter your details if you [want] more information about this offer:" why not just GIVE more info on website? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : too important a subject to interact at low level >>> So why tweet nonsense about it? 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce too important a subject to interact at low level you're simply a car sales person so you're demeaning your own professionalism 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Alistair Darling giving it a proper 'we're doooomed' on Good Morning Scotland >> Typical of the NO campaign. Yee'r doomed... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will be going to Edinburgh on Thursday night after work, to celebrate on the streets with the Scottish voters :) Will be a momentous night 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You wouldn't buy a used car without all the facts > Wrong, car salesmen do their best to HIDE facts and lie (like the No). 5 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy News NIPPLE: Scots vote sparks 10m Facebook hits #socialmedia 5 weeks ago Reply
TheYellowTaxi Thanks to you BOTH 5 weeks ago Reply
TheYellowTaxi RT : This issue was resolved several days ago. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience ca… 5 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : Just to remind everyone if you missed it earlier, Ya Jun now sings Flower of Scotland on my homepage automatically :) http:/… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : for sponsoring me this season we won the U14's John North cup on Sunday >>> Great! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A big thank you for sponsoring me this season we won the U14's John North cup on Sunday just for you x http://… 5 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy A big thank you for sponsoring me this season we won the U14's John North cup on Sunday just for you x 5 weeks ago Reply
YourTaximeter This issue was resolved several days ago. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience caused. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ..so load my homepage and listen to a Chinese rendering support for Scotland YES campaign. It's more fun when you say yes. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just to remind everyone if you missed it earlier, Ya Jun now sings Flower of Scotland on my homepage automatically :) 5 weeks ago Reply
mahmooa1 RT : Yes the AA has Ireland covered and will continue to cover Scotland after vote 5 weeks ago Reply
fgalv Here you go babe 5 weeks ago Reply
AAPresident Yes the AA has Ireland covered and will continue to cover Scotland after vote 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I’ve had to use the AA in Fleetwood, Belfast and Dublin >> Yeah, I'll need to know, for customers 5 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge I’ve had to use the AA in Fleetwood, Belfast and Dublin on the same journey in a Rover P6 so yeah its true. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The AA will continue..both north and south of the border >> What happens in NI & Eire? Is that the same? 5 weeks ago Reply
UKNetMonitor Will you do cross-border recovery or will that need European Breakdown Cover? 5 weeks ago Reply
AAPresident The AA will continue to serve drivers as The AA both north and south of the border whatever the outcome. 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Come to think of it, i dont wear a suit either, as for being an idiot, you got me 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton someone has to fix them when they go wrong, and they WILL go wrong! 5 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy Not buy, just agent like orange wheels. Thinking of buying next but will miss your great customer service :( 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Cant speak for anyone else but ive never taken an illegal substance in my life, 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : with all your contacts why don't you get into proper selling of cars ...? >> Why? Why buy car stock? 5 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy with all your contacts why don't you get into proper selling of cars as well as lease cars? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... 0 investment leasing co's > Zero investment? Should I invest in big buildings full of drug-addled idiotics in suits? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... 0 investment leasing co's > Zero investment? What does car dealer "investment" create? Big glass boxes? Impressive. 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I wouldn't get too complacent if i was u because if theres 1 thing the Motor Trade can do without its 0 investment leasing co's 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Aye Aye >> Oooooooh, very good. 5 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Aye Aye 5 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : Here is Ya Jun. Singing like hell. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edmund , what's the AA's view on Scotland indy? Will you create AAS? Or ScotAA? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hey you're a shower of shite too. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Anyone want a sim only deal ? I've got a drawer full of the fuc*ing things. #Phones4U 5 weeks ago Reply
artaride RT : Here is Ya Jun. Singing like hell. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is Ya Jun. Singing like hell. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right. My website now features Ya Jun singing Flower of Scotland. Yes, it is out of tune, but hell - is independence supposed to be perfect? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ya Jun is now live singing an out of tune FLOWER OF SCOTLAND - turn up ye' speakers! Refresh! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 'international group' >> Flower of Scotland on my website!!! Load! 5 weeks ago Reply
Oscraar RT : en kille kastade en krona på mig nu ska jag köpa en bil från lingscars 5 weeks ago Reply
Snowmec en kille kastade en krona på mig nu ska jag köpa en bil från lingscars 5 weeks ago Reply
ufarrochil [Attempts to write pithy joke about Chinese independence that doesn't sound racist or mention Taiwan. Fails.] ;) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : of course we're doom-laden. It's a national characteristic.. >> Hmm, you have 1314 plus the curling as successes? 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Not so fast i dont think would be an easy person to work with, 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton RT : Thank you for your application. The job is yours. 5 weeks ago Reply
ufarrochil We're Scottish, of course we're doom-laden. It's a national characteristic... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it's reality I'd rather know the currency, central bank, EU NATO Truth, truthful oil rev >> Vote NO if you want 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thank you for your application. The job is yours. >> I am working on Flower of Scotland on my HP now. 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Thank you for your application. The job is yours. 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce it's reality I'd rather know the currency, central bank, EU NATO Truth, truthful oil revenues and why I should divorce from UK 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : was Tiananmen Square a high point in China > Daft argument. No tanks, no blood, no army on street in Scotland. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A better parallel is petrol stations. >> Job advert: 3rd monkey required to contribute to Twitter twattle :) 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce was Tiananmen Square a high point in China I was there not pretty. Shouting louder is not positive 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : vandalism, intimidation & mob rule is reality of Yes > ..cos all it does is focus in negative stuff like this. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : vandalism, intimidation & mob rule is reality of Yes >> exactly what I'm saying, the No campaign is pessimistic 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce your obviously not in Scotland vandalism, intimidation & mob rule is reality of Yes, not a trivial subject Ling 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ok, as you're using an old link.. ^IM > I *DO* understand it's an old link, but a) it works, b) it's insecure 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scotland: The "NO" vote is so pessimistic and doom-laden, the "YES" vote is so optimistic and full of hope. That's a big difference. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Please try logging on here: . ^IM >> Don't try and fix me, fix your link! Nit :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ok, as you're using an old link, >> My point: the link works but security has lapsed. Needs fixing or deleting 5 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Ok, as you're using an old link, that page may no longer be valid. Please try logging on here: . ^IM 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ^IM > So, to be clear, the old LloydsTSB link works (many people still use that) but has invalid security. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : are you trying to access our Business log on page when that message appears? ^IM > Yes, old Lloyds TSB link. 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce you must be on the Scottish site 5 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi again. Just to confirm, are you trying to access our Business log on page when that message appears? ^IM 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ! seems you let your security certificate expire on (lloydstsb) yet link works 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edward II, in 1314 ... hmmm, no wonder HM the Queen thinks the people of Scotland should "think very carefully". Edward II should have done. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Your wee bit hill and glen"... looking forward to getting [O Flower of Scotland] sung with feeling by Ya Jun up on my website, today. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : just ordered another eagle… never used any other dealer more than once #thirdone >> Big compliment, ta! 5 weeks ago Reply
raysmuckles just ordered another eagle… never used any other dealer more than once #thirdone 5 weeks ago Reply
bostondatacomm a bit muddy. Flashing animations as well. #bdc14 #dataviz 5 weeks ago Reply
campbellurq RT : RT : Thanks for your support. :) >> Pleasure. The bullying Westminster fools need a slap. Be brave! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks for your support. :) >> Pleasure. The bullying Westminster fools need a slap. Be brave! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS On Thursday night a LINGsCARS delegation will visit Edinburgh to welcome the new independent country of Scotland. I will be there 9pm to 1am 5 weeks ago Reply
campbellurq Thanks for your support. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have been recording "O Flower of Scotland" with Ya Jun in great singing form, for my homepage. 5 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy RT : Here's Laurence Tissington batting away. I sponsor him, he is future cricket superstar 5 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy ": Photos from junior presentation evening courtesy of Dave Scanlon " 5 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy ": Photos from junior presentation evening courtesy of Dave Scanlon " 5 weeks ago Reply
AECC_cricket RT : The boys from with at presentation night well done to all. Ta http:/… 5 weeks ago Reply
JayneHowarth My friend's car has gone kaput and someone on FB recommended he leased instead from this person *eyes bleeding*! 5 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy The boys from with at presentation night well done to all. Ta 5 weeks ago Reply
Oscraar Lingscars är en bra hemsida 5 weeks ago Reply
AECC_cricket RT : Awaiting the prestigious presentations at here hoping 5 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy Awaiting the prestigious presentations at here hoping 5 weeks ago Reply
Erwinvk RT : What a website (Don't click if your epileptic!) #designfail #gifsahoy 5 weeks ago Reply
richardson_joel looks like and had a love child… where's the 160x600? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Happy fu*king Christmas. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : *uck me, they're joining the EU now? >> No, it's just a freebie trip for Herman von Rumpy at OUR expense 5 weeks ago Reply
torson27 RT : RT : you're constantly on my computer screen. No seriously your website froze my screen. > Another satis… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cracked £30,000 GP for Sept... it's only the 12th. So that's good. In 1 week, I fly to Japan for 10 days holiday. Osaka & Kyoto, kimosabe. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ordered some 135w energy saver bulbs for my streetlights. All 12 are now concreted in, too 3 cubic metres. Ian has straightened them all. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you're constantly on my computer screen. No seriously your website froze my screen. > Another satisfied customer :) 5 weeks ago Reply
WebKnit Yes it's excellent Ling I must admit. All Scottish people need to see this! 5 weeks ago Reply
torson27 Oh ling, you're constantly on my computer screen. No seriously your website froze my screen... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : On a serious note >> Come on! Who else has a tartan scalextric on their homepage? Surely your computer can run THAT? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : anyone with epilepsy ever had issues with your site? >> Oh, that would be unfortunate. Recommend euthanasia. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
WebKnit On a serious not has anyone with epilepsy ever had issues with your site? 5 weeks ago Reply
torson27 RT : Sorry Ling. Came looking for a car hire, but left with a frozen computer. 5 weeks ago Reply
lukeberry99 RT : RT : Came looking for a car hire, but left with a frozen computer. > Ah, You should be looking for a new … 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Came looking for a car hire, but left with a frozen computer. > Ah, You should be looking for a new computer instead 5 weeks ago Reply
WebKnit Sorry Ling. Came looking for a car hire, but left with a frozen computer. 5 weeks ago Reply
chrisgreenaway_ RT : RT : nice website >> Thanks! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The only website in the world with a tartan scalextric on the homepage : - Superbio! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : shit website > No thanks! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : nice website >> Thanks! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This fu*king chicken >> Which chicken? My chicken? 5 weeks ago Reply
Cereal_Bather This *ucking chicken 5 weeks ago Reply
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