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steveluvender oh yeah this reminds me, you guys need to take this quiz 3 hours ago Reply
IJFerguson multiply your figure X 10 and that's closer to the mark..... 7 hours ago Reply
erictherobot even doesn't have this annoying user experience. 7 hours ago Reply
D_West1978 Please retweet it's the way of the world all same.If you can give through a company tax efficient - your accountant will confirm. 9 hours ago Reply
D_West1978 We have various thriving youth projects at the moment and need to support the area (our parish) not rich but might be one day! 10 hours ago Reply
D_West1978 But they also use available funds to support causes worldwide Like the CofE their wealth is tide up in property etc. 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right, ...meanwhile the Vatican (who should take care of the assets) accumulate £billions. Something wrong there? 10 hours ago Reply
D_West1978 Please understand this is how it works little amounts from lots of people - think of jumble sales and things same idea 10 hours ago Reply
D_West1978 OK if you personally don't want to give that's no problem. The US and Europe understand the system The US has big giver 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey PC Dan Beardmore has found my missing bikes (from 2-years ago). Well done! Superb. Let's get the thief bang to rights. 10 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just sit back, and smile. And send John Mann a box of chocolates. I think this is some justice, at least. 11 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS But, I say again, the Vatican is worth $10 to $15 billion. Yet you ask for donations from little me. Ask 11 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hah, compare boring Nationwide FAQs () with MY FAQs (). Yawn-v-Funny! 11 hours ago Reply
D_West1978 Ling Sorry it really doesn't work that way each Parish has to do it's own fund raising and help support the worldwide church 11 hours ago Reply
spl_at thanks Dom. 12 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS David, you are asking to susbidise assets of Catholic Church. "best guesses about the Vatican's wealth=$10 to $15bn" 13 hours ago Reply
loulousunshine RT : When we were last week told us to look at We've done just that.… 13 hours ago Reply
spin_the_yarn When we were last week told us to look at We've done just that. Wowzers! 13 hours ago Reply
D_West1978 Thanks for the reply - if only it was that easy it doesn't work like that! 14 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bit confused what web trouble you mean? 14 hours ago Reply
LoveSocialCo You should talk to Jon if you're having web trouble ... 14 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS This Catholic Church appeal to "complete the flooring..." -NO! The Cath church & Pope has £millions! Get HIM to pay. 15 hours ago Reply
MikeH_PR bang on - it's fun to make them froth at the mouth a bit though 15 hours ago Reply
Adam_King23 Agreed. #Brexit is the only way to take back our country! We're run by losers in europe. They are clueless. Not good! #VoteLeave 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS For goodness sake, who should run Britain? a) the British? or b) the Europeans? Stand up and be counted, grow a backbone for democracy. 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS What you don't understand is that #VoteLeave is an EMOTIONAL decision. Pro-EU "facts" just add fire to #voteleave 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, majority. Arguing the maths when it's obvious 100% of people don't vote is daft. Get a backbone & #VoteLeave 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse! 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jeep Renegade customer: "I went to dealership: pcp cost was £11-£12k for 3 years, lease was £9.5k, but with you £7k! -you've saved me £££s!" 15 hours ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs Underpin with a slick service - a personal response very quickly to an enquiry - and it's a positive & memorable uxp. 15 hours ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs Some personality, irony and a lot of differentiation from all the other adaptive site clones. It's a clever move. 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Industry lies. SMMT data shows only Peugeot and Vauxhall declare tiny number of pre-reg cars. 73 in Jan, 97 in Feb 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dealers STILL can't break the cycle of jam-today. 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS No ultra-cheap around at the mo... Aygo is about cheapest here this includes VAT 16 hours ago Reply
pjryan51 oh no I only want 3 months up front! And 10,000 miles. And the moon on a stick! 17 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS You want peanuts, I'm not a monkey :) Beware the silly "initial rentals" (eg 6+ or 9+ or I saw a 24+ the other day) 17 hours ago Reply
pjryan51 get me a £90 a month 2 year lease aygo and I'll take it! 17 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lots of people, I'm afraid. The "designers" & "UX experts" mainly think sites should conform to a standard look/feel 17 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just broken the £60,000 Gross Profit barrier this month :) That's better than last April. Still almost 2 selling days to go. 17 hours ago Reply
jkbplns you mean sites like , right? 18 hours ago Reply
martingustaf Fortfarande världens snyggaste hemsida. Alla kategorier. 20 hours ago Reply
MoveableOnline Is the most memorable site you've seen this month? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS But also 500% more snow. 1 day ago Reply
RandomPish 10% more working days this April compared to last ? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like my 2016 April invoicing (gross profit) will be in excess of £75,000 ex vat. That's good for April :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS EU soon? Unemp'ment & min wage 43% Bosnia £0.84 25% M'donia £1.36 18% M'negro £1.01 18% Serb £1.26 18% Alb £0.82 11% Turk £2.64 Guess result 1 day ago Reply
aryangustin RT : whoever designed this fuc*ing website is my hero: 2 days ago Reply
IJFerguson you talking to yourself you crackpot? 2 days ago Reply
motortraderadio Enduring #karaoke in #chinglish in #Cyprus ... is near?? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have a Scottish employee called Guy McAulay who can translate Glaswegian, so you can speak normally :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Me, Me, I have experience with LINGsCARS! The cars are very nice, the prices tasty, but very lazy staff, need firing 2 days ago Reply
krisreid_ Semi considering leasing a car.. where do I start? Anyone have any experience with ? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a pic of the 27 litre RR V12. Get bidding: 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a nice 27 litre V12 Rolls Royce engine on eBay, as new. Meteor is tank version of Merlin 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS April's sales Gross Profit currently 10% higher than April 2015 2 days ago Reply
TriggMine RT : Ling tweeted at me. One thing off the bucket list 2 days ago Reply
pjryan51 to be fair I've found getting towbar fitted just complete hassle so is good to know. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I doubt there is a single car dealer in the whole UK who CAN'T get a towbar fitted. Hardly a unique selling point. 2 days ago Reply
AtBotAD 車レンタルのサイトとは思えないカオスなデザインwww 3 days ago Reply
PstrJBWhitfield RT : Thank you! RT : If I was in America, I'd be very happy to work with Tracy Myers. He's got real energy (unlike… 3 days ago Reply
jwtdesign jwtdesign journal is out! Stories via 3 days ago Reply
olgarusu Vale :-) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, my front end dev operative (Dan) lives in Reus with a pet donkey, so keep taking the chorizo. 3 days ago Reply
SEMStarr FRIENDSHIP :) :) :) BEHAVE2016 3 days ago Reply
tex82 Trending #Design for 2016! #masterpiece 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, look at the interior bedroom shot. It's photoshopped :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah so was all bollocks, for the "show"? I forgive you. :) What other bollocks did you feature? #behave2016 3 days ago Reply
olgarusu Conocéis ? Acabo de descubrirla y estoy alucinando :-))) 3 days ago Reply
RemcoTensen Those of you who claim to have THE book on SEO: I present to you Yes, it works. And that's an understatement. #SEO 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS The sun is back out. I have sent hubby Jon to "walk" Fang and Lou, using the Honda TRX250 quaddy. At 30kmh. heh 3 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 I'm sure you can lend ..... #lease me yours :) #tank ! 3 days ago Reply
peeplaja chill:) I did not question the profits, the design just always gets laughs out of people. Show must go on 3 days ago Reply
jimreidvehicle Ha hahahahha 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does Umesh have a tank? 3 days ago Reply
jimreidvehicle .........with their tanks and their hyper websites 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I felt sorry for you until today because you seemed to be a plastic bath sales shop, but you've sold the Lotus now 3 days ago Reply
UniformCarla employing our staff, saving our parents #*uckers 3 days ago Reply
jimreidvehicle more to the point Ling where have you been lately? I've felt a bit left out not receiving abuse from you! 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, these bloody multi-coloured immigrants, coming over here, taking our jobs, taking over our industries... :) 3 days ago Reply
jimreidvehicle In such a multi cultural country you could be right Ling 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe means "England" in sense of "the whole of Britain" which is an understandable error these days 3 days ago Reply
teddywinyear RT : Ling tweeted at me. One thing off the bucket list 3 days ago Reply
jimreidvehicle unless you "take the high road" which is much closer ;-) 3 days ago Reply
peeplaja Ling tweeted at me. One thing off the bucket list 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes... just miss the "England" requirement, by about 500 miles. Hahaha. Oooops. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, "experts" think there is a holy grail of web perfection, they miss the human-ness of life. Who wants perfect? 3 days ago Reply
StrettonMr the character and persona that the website creates. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy Arse :) (That's Mexican, just in case is a Build A Wall supporter) :) 3 days ago Reply
StrettonMr Conversion isn't just about A/B, it's part of a broader marketing approach. Ling is just another person without ... 3 days ago Reply
StrettonMr Would I remember you if your site wasn't so different. No. If I get a lease car will it be through you? Yes.. 3 days ago Reply
jimreidvehicle who said that? Lingy McLingface 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS We'd need subtitles for the McMiserable Scottish bit. heh 3 days ago Reply
BakermanINCesq RT : Thank you! RT : If I was in America, I'd be very happy to work with Tracy Myers. He's got real energy (unlike… 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Full of organophosphates. Jeez, I'd check your nervous system now. Headache? See a doctor Ben. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Full of organophosphates. Jeez, I'd check your nervous system now. Headache? See a doctor Ban. 3 days ago Reply
RealTracyMyers Thank you! RT : If I was in America, I'd be very happy to work with Tracy Myers. He's got real energy (unlike most car dealers) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Has the UK stopped a large number of EU nationals at the border? About one in 20,000. #EUref h… 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hehe, says "I call your bullshit"... I offer him a mirror, he can call his own bullshit - Ling #behave2016 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS If I was in America, I'd be very happy to work with Tracy Myers. He's got real energy (unlike most car dealers) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I mean, WHO IS ??? ... he's not very "optimised" as I have never heard of him #behave2016 3 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr #behave2016 from Ling. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cool is true, it's bloody snowing here! 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey , why >$1.2m in gross profit = poor optimisation? Many "superbly optimised" sites just don't compare 3 days ago Reply
SEMStarr this is--without a doubt--the most starstruck I've been on twitter. You're so cool! #BEHAVE2016 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another conference, another screenshot of my website! You'll set off again :) 3 days ago Reply
AnnettePriest go share your latest biz data with #troublemaker :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Damn you - I hear you are using me as a bad example of optimisation ... You should say this to my face on Twitter! :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's his twitter? :) 3 days ago Reply
AnnettePriest Can't believe is an example again. Peep Laja says not a good way to optimize. 3 days ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 you need it with your crazy website!! 3 days ago Reply
Osterhult det hade varit fantastiskt. Men då kanske vi tappat sidor som 3 days ago Reply
SimonMagus Winter is Coming 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bloody hell, tomorrow morning looks a bit WAHHH up here... 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, yes... plans for massive web interaction LIVE are being discussed. What could I do? Ideas please. 3 days ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs You mean MORE web magic, surely? 3 days ago Reply
SeanWHughes I know, I was joking :-) (but I bet they do) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, silly willy. It simply enhances the Ford image in general. It's a halo car. 3 days ago Reply
Peterkin Cheese is bae! 3 days ago Reply
SeanWHughes So they think I'll walk into a Ford showroom to buy a Mustang, but when they tell me I can't, I'll buy a Fiesta instead. 3 days ago Reply
geake are you going to host it all within your building? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Both ways 3 days ago Reply
peterc Both ways? That will be epic. We have 60Mbps wireless to our office which works surprisingly well. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new 100MBit leased line: "the Estimated Completion Date (ECD) we are working towards is 13/07/2016"... this will enable web-magic 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ford dealers don't want to sell Mustangs, they want the Mustang image to help sell Fiestas, Focuses and Mondeos. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Get the right old car and it will be MOT free and RFL free. Merc SL R107 V8 seems another nice choice as convertible 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, go and get a classic one :) I bought a Ford Gran Torino (starskyhutch) a few months ago £14k. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS You see, it's a "halo" car, designed to enhance Ford range, not to actually sell and make a profit. Showroom star. 3 days ago Reply
GuyWMD Have Octy VRS supplied by you, for daily duties. :) 3 days ago Reply
GuyWMD Quite possibly, contacted 3 dealers only 1 came back and nothing but excuses and fob offs. RHD, warranty and new shape appeal. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS By "classic" I mean 1960s. May also be an investment. That car + a (say) runaround new Fiesta size car makes sense 3 days ago Reply
GuyWMD :O Wow... 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe they are counting on delays. It's rare cars like these arrive on time. A used classic V8 Mustang is attractive 3 days ago Reply
GuyWMD Sounds quicker than what I've been quoted for buying one! Most (useless) dealers won't give an ETA until 2017. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS People like car leasing made stupid offering 6+59 (aaaagh stupid contract). Nightmare. 3 days ago Reply
GuyWMD Fair enough. :) Thought I'd ask as loved the process first time round with the VRS, happily a repeat customer here. 3 days ago Reply
randallbell Also - November lead time. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Guy, I'm bit reluctant as the cars are in very short supply and lead times seem long. Bespoke nature means big risk 3 days ago Reply
GuyWMD Can't face having to deal with Ford dealers! Although I know there's a massive lead time. 3 days ago Reply
GuyWMD Are you able to get hold of any .'s? Seen a few 2.3's appearing on some lease sites. Looking for a 5.0 manual. :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Followed back, because you mention cheese :) 3 days ago Reply
joeymason1999 very good very nice I like it 3 days ago Reply
Peterkin love that Ling has questioned everything and carved her own path. Followed! 3 days ago Reply
SonjaJefferson Glad you liked post. Ling is awesome and absolutely on point when it comes to marketing/web/content too. What a woman. 3 days ago Reply
SonjaJefferson Definitely one of my favourite interviews - Valuable Content Award for the crazy website 3 days ago Reply
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UKCarLease RT : How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business the one and only 4 days ago Reply
pinkjellymkt How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business the one and only 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS My #1 guard dog is Lou, a Beagle. Lou spots people first, with his nose. He barks. But no one is afraid of a Beagle. However, #2 dog is Fang 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have just taken Fang out for pee and shit. My #2 guard dog - East German Shepherd. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jane, yes, you are certainly not alone. But that just reinforces how silly peoples' first impressions can be :) 5 days ago Reply
ThorpeLynden RT : Great to see supporting #Brexit with the most 'exciting' website on the internet 5 days ago Reply
BeeAHoney_ RT : Great to see supporting #Brexit with the most 'exciting' website on the internet 5 days ago Reply
vienesewaltz RT : Great to see supporting #Brexit with the most 'exciting' website on the internet 5 days ago Reply
AustinSwith Great to see supporting #Brexit with the most 'exciting' website on the internet 5 days ago Reply
kln_nurv RT : I've seen it also! -> 5 days ago Reply
SimonZerafa I've seen it also! -> 5 days ago Reply
janepyle Apparently many others don’t “get it” either. I’m no novice, sweetheart. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I probably could, but it's a very boring job. Putting effort into communicating with visitors is far more fun. 5 days ago Reply
DuffWatson Fair to say Jane doesn't "get it?" Results are results! The site is awesome! Much respect to you Ling! 5 days ago Reply
dan_of_steele eccentricity is a USP of yours. But I think you could work on your result filtering. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lee, I have several hundred mats downstairs in my office. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dan, could I? Other leasing sites that are optimised to fu*k are not as successful as mine. People buy on emotion. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jane, you are making the novice mistake of confusing "waaah, I don't like it" with "it's badly designed". Re-adjust. 5 days ago Reply
dan_of_steele could you make more with optimisation? 5 days ago Reply
LukeBurstow 'fit for purpose' is the phrase that springs to mind :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jane, of course it means my site is well-designed. That's the purpose of "design" in business sites: to make money. 5 days ago Reply
BCUAdvantage How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business ? the one and only 5 days ago Reply
janepyle I was paying attention. Your financial success doesn't make the site well designed. Nothing personal. 6 days ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Car leasing, cheap! (Mobile version does not do this justice...must be experienced on a desktop). 6 days ago Reply
leehollo1 or I can supply you with some high quality bespoke mats with lings face and logo all over ;) 6 days ago Reply
mark_russ67 thank you for the "banter". Can't do that with the other lease companies #faceless 6 days ago Reply
mark_russ67 this is true. I have my leather one in garage if anyone wants a 2 yr old set! 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS To be honest, there are lots of free carpets (and sofas) in council house front gardens in Hull. Easy. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Road tax is free. Servicing is 20/50 and a grease gun. Carpet is deal breaker :( 6 days ago Reply
mark_russ67 throw in the road tax and servicing. Oh and some carpets. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...and no PAS so better than going to the gym. 6 days ago Reply
mark_russ67 company fuel card. Deal!! Hahah 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS OK, I have 1969 Bedford RL 4x4 I will lease you hahahaha, £300/mth. 300 cu in 6cyl petrol, 9mpg ouch 6 days ago Reply
mark_russ67 and I could lease a truck as I have LGV licence! 6 days ago Reply
mark_russ67 be very happy with a new Tiguan if lease price could stay same. Mine tows really well very happy with it. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok, but you have to remind me, and check the 1500kg, I'm no towing expert. But I have a 109" LR, can tow 4000kg :) 6 days ago Reply
mark_russ67 yes. Like my present Tiguan. New tig lease prices are a little steep tho. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Something 4x4 SUV ish... like Kia Sportage? Not sure anout 1500kg though, do a bit of research please 6 days ago Reply
mark_russ67 cheap. Good for towing 1500kgs. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I need to look at those... 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mark, depends what you want... start looking for most stuff just after Christmas :) 6 days ago Reply
mark_russ67 oh and my lease expires next March. When do you advise I order a replacement if price is good? 6 days ago Reply
mark_russ67 please please kill off the live chat and other box on your website. They get in the way viewing on mobile! 6 days ago Reply
erikjdavis Car leasing, cheap! (Mobile version does not do this justice...must be experienced on a desktop). 6 days ago Reply
IJFerguson £20 an hour peanuts? You should show a little bit of humility given your staff are all on less than that. 6 days ago Reply
HavEyeC This is the WORSE UI/UX I have ever seen in my life! 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS A tweet too far. ... (silly reply only works if you know where is from). Grassy Arse/Donkeyshite 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta Tony! 6 days ago Reply
DannyOosterveer Haha, mooi he. Ik ben al even deze mini-game aan het spelen 6 days ago Reply
DannyOosterveer Beste. Website. Ever. Student kwam bij Usability aanzetten met site van Ling's Cars (). Sindsdien niet meer verveeld. 6 days ago Reply
anthonyhobday not bad at all, Ling! Not bad at all. For the record I think your site is fantastically well designed regardless of results 6 days ago Reply
JamesAGodwin RT : How the *uck is my website "bad"? I make over £800k GP/year via LINGsCARS (only route to market). How's that "bad"? https://… 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed :) Jane should pay attention, my "bad" website makes well over $1m a year in Gross Profit :) How BAD is that? 6 days ago Reply
jvrdice Quiero comprar un coche, y un tanque, y una gallina!! 6 days ago Reply
GazaTimber LOVE this website 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS You get a lot of those sanctimonious blowhards, in the "Northern Powerhouse" up here. Working for peanuts. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, what a loser. Working for £20/hour. To be fair $30 sounds better, gives the impression he works internationally 6 days ago Reply
lRhyss Must have realised how ridiculous that price was 6 days ago Reply
simonscarfe Hey Ling, can I push a commit to your codebase? I wanna ensure my CV is never read by such sanctimonious blowhards 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, Chris Neale MUST BE GOOD. He charges £20 an hour! hehehe 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmm Chrisensible with your own broken website... WHAT A SNEERING IDIOT 6 days ago Reply
janepyle Feeling nostalgic for the days when you commonly found websites this bad 6 days ago Reply
ChrisKempt And thanks to for being a wicked client :) 1 week ago Reply
KDEWMG Fair point...;-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not compared to a BMW dealer's weekly profit :) 1 week ago Reply
kennyfraser I noticed that too... 1 week ago Reply
RainieJoetta RT : So it worked for me and it worked for . 1 week ago Reply
kennyfraser So it worked for me and it worked for . 1 week ago Reply
kennyfraser I'm a developer who appreciates good design. I'm also about to get my first car from . 1 week ago Reply
JamieFDHurst That’s me, and trust me - it’s who deserves it. She’s the brains, I’m just the tool! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS What an idiot. Yours? "This site can’t be reached. server DNS address could not be found" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS How the *uck is my website "bad"? I make over £800k GP/year via LINGsCARS (only route to market). How's that "bad"? 1 week ago Reply
kennyfraser No need for satnav, you just watch out for all the smelly dogs. 1 week ago Reply
words_etc Still the best website on the internet: 1 week ago Reply
scottdgraham Of course Scottish people are great fun - We are drunk most of the time. #hic 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Will be navigating to your house via a "red dog waste bin". So far North-SatNav won't work due to North Pole magnets 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS You see, even Scots people can have fun :) Grassy Arse for being a good customer! Looks like you'll have car on 29th 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently £6000 ahead of the same day last year, for April sales Gross Profit. That's good. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Heh, that's a new chicken on the Ling V Dave bit :) 1 week ago Reply
RossDargan Not sure I've been to a web talk without being mentioned! #webdayuk 1 week ago Reply
MissCJWright it's a special skill providing the worst service, in an area known for bad service. 1 week ago Reply
DarthVaderka hipnotizirajuća iritantnost reda veličine "ti ideš na Fest" reklame 1 week ago Reply
Stephmulz This is hands down the best website I have ever seen: 1 week ago Reply
drfrankensites It is aliiiive! bad #webdesign 1 week ago Reply
kennyfraser Here's something I thought I'd never, ever say: "Hiring a new car long-term can be affordable, fun and interesting." 1 week ago Reply
IJFerguson I think if my customers were that unhappy, I'd fire the individuals or (much easier) close the Twitter page!! 1 week ago Reply
Eriol_Uvoren Simply Magic  1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS After a full week of my own personal speeding campaign, it's so relaxing to drive slowly again :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Honda UK, on your website you have cars, industrial, marine, bikes, lawn&garden, atvs, snowthrowers. But no Jet 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS This Estate Agent is worth a follow, because all they seem to get on their Twitter stream, is complaints. Entertaining. 1 week ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Looking to get a new car? Considered leasing? Ling will sort you out. Cool website too. #LuvLingsCars 1 week ago Reply
PhilipN_cap_hpi Bob send Ling the YTD graph 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS One day there will be a nice graph so people can actually make slight sense of these random percentages. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Social media philanthropist :) Ta. 1 week ago Reply
Markylon Looking to get a new car? Considered leasing? Ling will sort you out. Cool website too. #LuvLingsCars 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS How send out lying emails to try to promote their webrankings. WHY DO YOU LIE & CON, LIFESTYLE? 1 week ago Reply
supergeekfeed Playing and losing with new driving game 1 week ago Reply
TechieLodz Hi Ling, that's great news! I'll throw stress balls at her now to speed things up ;) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey I've told Kylie to crack on :) 1 week ago Reply
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neolome RT : I want to learn how to drive JUST so I can lease a car from Ling. 1 week ago Reply
NocturneGames I want to learn how to drive JUST so I can lease a car from Ling. 1 week ago Reply
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MarketingDonut How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 1 week ago Reply
mrpaulburley Definitely a UI to rival . Whadda beeyootee! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not many businesses allow the LGBGTQUZZRS option. One well-known person who ticks most boxes is 1 week ago Reply
Stream_Networks Yep we can help with Leased Lines 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Roger from America, there can't be more than one, surely? :) 1 week ago Reply
SeniorPower Hey Ling - don't know if u remember me - Roger from America - and thanks again for the T-Shirt. 1 week ago Reply
emilyatk I've only just been introduced to this site - . It is utterly glorious. 1 week ago Reply
warren2508 I'm doing up test video project on your site and would like to include you in it 1 week ago Reply
conbot2000 I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 1 week ago Reply
warren2508 can visit you headquarters? 1 week ago Reply
BulletBillTime So someone in chat just linked this site and it's like going back 20 years on the Internet holy carp XD 1 week ago Reply
Nir_Kahn Look after an Italian car and she'll love you back 1 week ago Reply
tonyhold1 RT : Me and have a fractious relationship, but you seriously have to see her website, it's *ucking brilliant https:… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS If that means that interest rates will rise, then that is a GOOD THING. #VoteLeave #Brexit 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'd reply, but it will only kick Mr Putin off again. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Problem with the USA is that you have steering wheels on the wrong side of your cars. 1 week ago Reply
Def_Chef I want to open a store here in the USA :( 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks to for my game. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Enjoy today, because undoubtedly the Alfa Romeo Kart will break down tomorrow... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does God Hate a Sense of Humour? Obviously not :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS There, instant improvement. Social media strikes again. 1 week ago Reply
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justcrapdriving Flip me, clicked the link, instant headache 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Grassy arse :) 1 week ago Reply
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AngryBritain Me and have a fractious relationship, but you seriously have to see her website, it's f*cking brilliant 1 week ago Reply
AngryBritain *checks it out* 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My front page is entirely anti-EU. :) 1 week ago Reply
AngryBritain I dunno, what do you think? Good for Ling or bad? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you doing pro-#brexit? 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Yeah, but dealers don't (have sense of humour), They are too "professional" fixing their basic mistakes. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS If that's Sharon (I'm not sure) driver is still enroute. All I can suggest is a) Friday traffic, b) weather. Chasing 1 week ago Reply
Parents_To_Be 3hrs since car was supposed to be here, yet there's NO sign of my new car. Bear in mind, original delivery date was 24th March 1 week ago Reply
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AngryBritain #Unlikely eh Ling? 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : #Brexit vote could make me leave country, says Livingstone Now *that’s* a reason to #VoteLeave… 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Done :) 2 weeks ago Reply
TechieLodz Would you mind following me so I can DM you a Direct Dial number for one of our specialists? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who had the great idea to flood Twitter with used car adverts? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is Twitter just a car advertising board? 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Can you give me a phone number, Jon will call you tomorrow... don't know his schedule at mo 2 weeks ago Reply
TechieLodz You need to speak to - we're awesome at leased lines. And other stuff too. I can ask a colleague to call you? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anyone here good at leased lines? 2 weeks ago Reply
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KDEWMG Need more like you. Hard working, tax paying, pro-Uk. Shame about your choice of career! 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS When I arrived from China, I emigrated to the UK, not into the EU. I am now British, not European. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
BBCPaulMurphy Gateshead-based car leasing entrepreneur shares her views on the #Brexit with a Dad’s Army tribute… 2 weeks ago Reply
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lassiter_henry I'm from America. 2 weeks ago Reply
theNeonDeion U got a solid point there :D :D :D 2 weeks ago Reply
tonywatkins_ This may be the worst website I’ve ever seen: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Frankly, epileptics should avoid all car lease sites, because the last thing you need is epileptics behind the wheel 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BT says "We sent your account number to you in the post on 12 April. Please allow up to 14 days for it to arrive." Err, was that a 1p stamp? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I have been invited to a "light buffet lunch with Boris" on Saturday. Hmmm, don't think it's me, alone. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Bedford 330 diesels are worth a fortune. Can't buy them for sensible money, like hens' teeth. I think most get exported to Africa. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, Ian says he has got my spare Bedford 300 cu in engine out of the cab of my fire engine. At last. Currently has 330 diesel fitted. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you in the UK??? :) 2 weeks ago Reply
lassiter_henry Hey, on your game on your website I won your t shirt, cant wait to get it. 2 weeks ago Reply
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BingoImJingo Best Website ever created! 2 weeks ago Reply
David_Theis RT : Die beste Website der Welt. Für immer. #webdesign 2 weeks ago Reply
akenzo_ Die beste Website der Welt. Für immer. #webdesign 2 weeks ago Reply
LachM Planning #CnCMarketing course (next term) w/ and . Perhaps a text analysis of ? 2 weeks ago Reply
theNeonDeion Probably the coolest looking carHire Site on this planet :))) - disturbing imagery warning, epileptics should avoid 2 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Morning Ling - any tips for the #GrandNational ? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just about to sort out my Bedford RL sticky brake lights, here's the MOD manual page: is it STILL MOD restricted? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If I could speak Swahili, I would respond... this Tweet is an excellent example of why the UK should #VoteLeave :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Dylanjibmonkey It's really distracting. It's like going on 2 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst I think has… 2 weeks ago Reply
gui__camillo Caro tem um site mais legal que o nas interwebs: 2 weeks ago Reply
EmmaDingle I'm thinking or Fabricland inspired this. Amirite? #digital #bedifferent #oldskool 3 weeks ago Reply
richms that might help, but I struggle to do 100km a week. 3 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 cheers Ling! Thought so, I've informed them. They've obvs moved on since 2yrs ago as found it v hard to insure with anyone then! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Plan coming together for my Tesla Model3 "ER" (Extended Range), towing a local council diesel generator is a superstar 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "num of papers" is an EXTREMELY POOR way of measuring this. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seems UK Gov is spending £9m now, because In the last 28 days of the EU referendum period it will be illegal to spend that sum. Just wrong. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edmund, the AA Charitable trust list publicaffairs.com as the contact email. Resent to pressoffice@ 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is important I think: Really the UK Gov shouldn't spend £9m on undemocratic pro-EU shite like this. Please sign 3 weeks ago Reply
AAPresident Sorry I didn't see it? Pl try pressoffice.com thanks E 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm not nudging you, I'm nudging the AA :) Time is of no consequence, we'll get there in the end :) 3 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud thanks for the nudge Ling - I'll be emailing you some thoughts tomorrow PM 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS dear Edmund, I emailed your AA charitable trust 2 weeks ago, but no reply. As a listed donor pls kick them. Ta. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...but I would make sure you inform the insurance that it's a lease car and the fin co owns it and Emma uses it. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is the bloody DVLA, as the idiots don't have a seperate data field for OWNER and KEEPER. In practice YES she is 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, that would be SUPERB. Great idea. Can you charge a Tesla while it's going? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, Boris will be in Newcastle next Saturday 16th. I might go. #VoteLeave 3 weeks ago Reply
Rawk_and_Rawl , LE PLUS BEAU SITE DE LOCATION DE VOITURES ! Attention les yeux ! 3 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 yes a trailer with a Diesal powered generator that would work! 3 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 hi Ling, my wife Emma's car (Nissan Juke YH14FCC) is due for insurance renewal, is she considered the 'registered keeper'? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tesla Model 3: one week, 325,000 reservations (including me). Without advertising or giving press cars to "journalists" (bribe-writers). 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You ordered one as well? I'm thinking of a small trailer for mine, made to look like pulling a giant plug on a cord. 3 weeks ago Reply
mk_banner Wilt ook een nieuwe #website? Kijk ook eens op . Serieus #autobedrijf in Engeland #pijnaanmijnogen 3 weeks ago Reply
poprock If you like that, you’ll love Ling’s Cars. 3 weeks ago Reply
WillPitman you clearly have amazing taste. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Shame you see my website upside-down. That's physics for you... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, my hubby is from Yorkshire, too :) 3 weeks ago Reply
sunky Well, I’ve now seen the best website in the world. Ling’s Cars … I guess this is where I quit my day job. 3 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk they behind on their invoicing! 3 weeks ago Reply
WillPitman How was I only introduced to today? I don't need a car but if I did I'd definitely go here: 3 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 I have to agree. I love the site but ffs people think I'm working! 3 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Baldwin I only go on to your site with the mute button well and truly turned on! 3 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong Send them a set of headphones to plug into their computer. Show them where the volume button is. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A visitor moans my music: "If I am in my office I don't want my computer to suddenly start playing noises because I have visited your site." 3 weeks ago Reply
HenkPoley hebben ze in England toch beter geregeld ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
kayleigh_coffey I spent most of my two hour hci lab yesterday laughing at ... Look at it on ur laptop and yes its a legit website 3 weeks ago Reply
geeks_web RT : I need to hire whoever designed this to rework my website pronto. 3 weeks ago Reply
freitasm Try Ling's Car 3 weeks ago Reply
jeremiahjw RT : I need to hire whoever designed this to rework my website pronto. 3 weeks ago Reply
popesaintvictor I need to hire whoever designed this to rework my website pronto. 3 weeks ago Reply
WarcEditors Warc Social Prize judge discusses "What 'good' looks like" and smart campaigns #warcblog 3 weeks ago Reply
WarcAmericas RT : What does Warc Social Prize judge from think makes a smart campaign 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A nice little link down the bottom of this blog: 3 weeks ago Reply
ilookatofficial RT : have you seen lately? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 3 weeks ago Reply
Skullp00l have you seen lately? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 3 weeks ago Reply
caschy der is ja bekannt ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
seadil_ wenn du schon dabei bist, dann genieß website: 3 weeks ago Reply
HoltBe If you are in need of any web design inspiration, look no further... #IA #uxdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
morningbroadway < - holy shit this website. 3 weeks ago Reply
robblackie wrong Twitter handle should be 3 weeks ago Reply
WarcEditors What does Warc Social Prize judge from think makes a smart campaign #warcblog 3 weeks ago Reply
bartvasperen Nice example of clean UX. Only the animated gifs hurt my eyes;) 3 weeks ago Reply
bartvasperen Nice example of clear and clean UX, maybe the gifs could be less;) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is it just me who thinks beer brands who say "don't follow our profile if you are underage" live in a fantasy world? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Really... well it shows how everyone is quite stupid as it is TOTALLY ineffective, and is just daft and naive. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Last year my mum (visiting from China) smashed her thumb in my car door. The NHS sent a £1500 bill. Paid. Very good (but too cheap, NHS!). 3 weeks ago Reply
tsingtao Yet it is a practice that is enforced by every single alcohol brand page on Twitter. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy ass. Anyone with "Van" in their name, should consider buying a Transit. It's a play on words. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Probably. Stop clicking on things. You should take more care. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But it's buying the product that's illegal, not viewing your profile. Your strategy is so ineffective, it's a joke. 3 weeks ago Reply
jaspro101 Maybe this site will help you: (one of the best car websites ever :P) 3 weeks ago Reply
tsingtao That is unfortunately beyond our control. The best we can do right now is limit underage users viewing our profile directly. 3 weeks ago Reply
tsingtao A Chinese beer that is exported to a number of different countries with varying legal ages. 3 weeks ago Reply
Raphaelite_Girl Dear God. Reminds me of that website. 3 weeks ago Reply
officiallyazeem shit did I just break your website? 3 weeks ago Reply
netwizz :D 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm considering banning French-speaking web visitors. 3 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong ooh, exciting. Leasing cars obviously much more profitable than selling noodles... :-D 3 weeks ago Reply
netwizz Le site web qui pique les yeux et les oreilles #Webdesign #1990 #Vintage 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, I've bitten the bullet and ordered a Tesla Model 3. Let's have a look at them. May lease it out. due... bloody years away! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, better than playing LaCrosse, eh? :) 3 weeks ago Reply
AJ_Ablog Just spent 20 min playing Ling's game just to get the tshirt. Considering playing another 950 more times to win more for my class 3 weeks ago Reply
DaveAtherton20 RT : Hey The best response to Glasgow Police, so far: 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce there's literally no parking at the showroom;-) #Mulberryway #vehicleparc 3 weeks ago Reply
chrisdarby89 running a design masterclass this afternoon, wbu? 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG There's one in Edinburgh but it's not ours. Not for us. Too small, no parc, no used, no Aftersales...We want BIG&CHUNKY! Like me! 3 weeks ago Reply
Yzoja RT : Web 8.0 Nic lepszego dziś nie zobaczycie 3 weeks ago Reply
Durin90 Web 8.0 Nic lepszego dziś nie zobaczycie 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Correct. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Newcastle, UK"? Opposed to Newcastle err Papua New Guinea? Or Newcastle, Pitcairn Islands? Who writes your Tweets? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You goin (no "g", it's Friday) for a Tesla franchise? Get on with it, they're coming after the Germans. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Though it pains me to say so...I totally agree with you. PCs now PC mad 3 weeks ago Reply
abundare78 RT : Hey The best response to Glasgow Police, so far: 3 weeks ago Reply
fidelcntstruck This is brilliant 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've ordered shrouding from Northern Powergrid Shrouding Team. Why does this sound sinister? Does this make me invisible or invulnerable? 3 weeks ago Reply
Ricardo_Bald RT : Hey The best response to Glasgow Police, so far: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey The best response to Glasgow Police, so far: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ben, the UK van makers fail miserably by not selling a SINGLE new van outside the EU in 2015. How bad is that? v.bad 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, new UK buses- in 2015, 1130 new buses exported outside EU, & just 5 buses INTO the EU. Bus makers must HATE EU 3 weeks ago Reply
jam3 Two launches in one week...we're on a roll! #UX #usability #innovation 3 weeks ago Reply
fou1ds Effectively Aus and NZ for these figures. Sorry, not hacked. Not Donald Trump's wife either. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . What if someone who has sub-legal-beer-buy-age followers re-tweets a message of yours? Your profile = mad 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chinese beer but profile says "By clicking ‘Follow’ you confirm you are of legal purchasing age in your country" Mad 3 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow It all sounds a bit George Orwell. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you mad SMMT? Where the *uck is Oceania? I thought that was Donald Trump's wife. Has your account been hacked? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Should I not make unnecessary phone calls either -subject to the threat of a visit from the police? It's just stupid 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chris, I disagree with the idiots of the Glasgow Police. They are paid to tell me not to tweet unnecessarily??? FFS 3 weeks ago Reply
rhodzy Nice to see taxes going to some use :) 3 weeks ago Reply
ChrisTreece not really, Ling. Too many cyber-warriors hiding behind anonymity of a PC these days. Bullies need taking down wherever it is. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS We PAY the Police to say THIS rubbish? You visit people who post UNNECESSARY tweets? Pah. Utter nonsense from police 3 weeks ago Reply
RylagonMusics haha true :D The design of your site is awesome :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you're epileptic you shouldn't really drive a car. Hence my website aimed at NON-EPILEPTICS. People can be stupid 3 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele doesn't surprise, cool car! I don't even think bother listing it? 3 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 incredible they're still not reacting by offering a truly competing product. 3 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 Thanks for the advice Ling, I'll check those out on your site. 3 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 That must have shocked them!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, well, I was wondering. But they really are taking £1000 deposits on the website. 3 weeks ago Reply
AP1chopper it's always list price , thought you knew market. Maybe not LING 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, you offer £2000 scrappage on the street price, or the list price? If it's list price then it's a bit bleuuuuurgh 3 weeks ago Reply
AP1chopper who mr musk ? Is this April fool? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Try mending ONE OF THOSE at the roadside, hehe. You going to have to retrain your chaps, bin the big hammers. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Milo, pictures of you are always welcome. More with gay, albino cats, just to give a bit of depth :) Ta. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tesla will be causing multiple posh car manufacturers to shit themselves as Mr Musk takes 115,000 orders in 24 hours for 3-series size car. 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Cause that made in China stuff is so much better? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mike: you research semaphore in Toronto? It's just 2 men waving flags at each other. Guess they wave in many ways... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seats are lovely. Alfa Romeo just need to stop using itinerant grape pickers to screw rest of their cars together... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's on trend with my lovely mentalist customers. A new car should be fun, not a boring-as-hell experience. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, because I think the UK should stand on its own feet and not delegate control to the EU (utterly undemocratic). 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Scenes at Bulgarian and Romanian airports as new UK minimum wage of £7.20 an hour announced. 3 weeks ago Reply
vincentdidier1 Ce genre de sites... 3 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 that's amazing!!! 4 weeks ago Reply
mike_doell Web design does not get any better than this. 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Always welcome, Ling :) 4 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson what bit is 'on trend'? A pair of trainers are on trend. A lipstick. A jacket. It's whacky, but not on trend. 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I prefer this does what it says on label 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Like ...No More Nails :) 4 weeks ago Reply
peterc Word is bond. 4 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid It's not showing off if you can prove it etc etc. Go Ling 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently, I have £5,440,000.00 of brand new cars on order for customers. Dealers trust me enough to accept £5m+ of orders on MY WORD alone. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just had some more new car orders arrive, after hours... now today total is £11,391 gross profit in sales. Wow. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've commented on the article, waiting to see if they publish it :) Ta! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nonsense, my webdevs are code artists 4 weeks ago Reply
wickedgeekie Go Ling and team! Best demonstration that you don't need beautiful design to be very successful. Enraged much? 4 weeks ago Reply
lancairns Is vaporwave? 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Pleased you're proving them wrong, Ling... 4 weeks ago Reply
lancairns RT : "If you create a landing page like [LINGSCARS] you're not likely to see any of the clicks... converting into sales." https:/… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "If you create a landing page like [LINGSCARS] you're not likely to see any of the clicks... converting into sales." 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Justin, thanks so much for that Tweet. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This month car delivery invoicing is £92,608 ex vat. That's a lot :) Also my financial year end Apr '15 to Mar '16 is circa £800k invoicing. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Best ever sales day - £10,610 gross profit. Wow. I'm knackered. And 32 new car deliveries already lined up and booked in April. 4 weeks ago Reply
RylagonMusics Do not visit #LingsCars if you're epileptic. I think it's best if you don't visit it at all. 4 weeks ago Reply
iMrMcP Ling, your my idol! I wanna meet you someday! #DontStopMakingRentalCars 4 weeks ago Reply
JustinList we've leased from Lings before. Great service and price . Fun website is on trend with brand :) 4 weeks ago Reply
al_osaur RT : To be fair to I'm not sure where that website starts and finishes 4 weeks ago Reply
timolloyd To be fair to I'm not sure where that website starts and finishes 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Don't fully agree with this #SocialMedia article. After all, it's not harmed 4 weeks ago Reply
MatisakDesign Arguments? stndard design practice. minus viral would average viewer be turned off in 50 MILLISECONDS? 4 weeks ago Reply
iamj7e You missed the tongue-in-cheek element of my tweet. 4 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus so what - it demonstrates how wrong your arguments are - including what gets response and what converts 4 weeks ago Reply
MatisakDesign the site was referenced for a 50 millisecond test. Not for the success of it’s viral design Kitsch. 4 weeks ago Reply
flashstepp make this your homepage 4 weeks ago Reply
dylanjaredlong click for a good time 4 weeks ago Reply
gnarlos no really do yourself a favor 4 weeks ago Reply
pavel_yasko RT : Старый добрый Web 1.0. Для истинных ценителей красоты и минимализма 4 weeks ago Reply
Net_Katerina Старый добрый Web 1.0. Для истинных ценителей красоты и минимализма 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'll do it by email. Where will it be published? 4 weeks ago Reply
ChinaTrade2016 Valuable content. I'd love to interview you. Did you see the interview link in my twitter bio? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Only the Reliant Robin. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Are you sourcing direct from manufacturers now? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You want me to call 101 to say "no"? You wrote a daft tweet. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, the best thing is the nice colourful Alfa badge. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Email me sales at lingscars dot com and I'll get you a quote. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I met Bannatyne on an Easyjet to Geneva the other week. Heh. 4 weeks ago Reply
andygale the dealer network leaves a lot to be desired certainly. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Aaagh, every single Alfa Romeo broke down, so I replaced them with Ladas, a 2CV & a Reliant Robin. Alfa dealers poor 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS IrnBru maker BARR will reduce sugar in their drinks. But they opposed the sugar tax. Now, they VINDICATE its success by reacting. Boggling. 4 weeks ago Reply
andygale what happened to Alfa Romeos on your site out of interest? 4 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 Don’t *uck with Ling 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS English *IS* my second language, and I get by just fine by telling vast majority of reviewers to fuc* OFF :) 4 weeks ago Reply
_kathaar glad its going well for you. watched the dragons den ep the other day. send this to bannatyne's smug face. props. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If I could deliver cars that are in build & in process (instead of waiting on slow factories, especially VW/Audi) I could hit £1m, damn it. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looking at finishing my financial year at about £800,000 gross profit. It's not a million.... yet. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like I'll finish this month (March) on £90,000 gross profit, which is a good figure. I AM PLEASED. 4 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus round here it's more "you what - what's wrong with pie then?" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS K-win-oo-er 4 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 we pronounce it keen wah in the eat riding. How should it be pronounced? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think it all depends how you pronounce Quinoa. Can't imagine the Yorkshire translation sounds like Shoreditch one. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unfortunately that Saga is Swedish. That's a Dane, without the sense of humour, and more pickled herring I think. 4 weeks ago Reply
DarkFox I’m honoured. :-) The world would be boring without eccentrics. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok, I'll book Richard an SLK. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks (I think) :) You're Danish? I particularly like a) Borgen, b) The Bridge, c) Follow the Money. Tak! 4 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 ...or get a 2-seater sports car and just get rid of the family !! Definitely a cheaper option ! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So pleased you love it. I shoot my staff if they don't give good service :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There are a few alternatives at the moment. Jeep Renegade is good value. Also Kia Sportage. Have a look around :) 4 weeks ago Reply
nikki_barrow3 the website is fun, interactive, impacting, amazing and the best of all it works, the chat page is ingenious, service impeccable! 4 weeks ago Reply
nikki_barrow3 honestly when I first saw you website I thought, wtf, however, don't judge until you've seen it and understood it, it's the best. 4 weeks ago Reply
HeyRusty Mate. . 4 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 but also too expensive even after benefit in kind etc. You're still a lot cheaper. So you never know I might be back!; 4 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 Then I may be in the market for the Citroen Grand C4. Had a new one from work to test drive on their car scheme. Was basic model 4 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 Might be coming back to you for another lease. Our Toyota Verso 3 yr deal ends in Aug and if they can't offer me what I want 4 weeks ago Reply
Agarillobob yo shit this is like the best thing I ever saw 4 weeks ago Reply
drawingtype Just had the pleasure of exposing my co-workers to 4 weeks ago Reply
innovajoven1 RT : diseñadores y diseñadoras: que le sangren sus ojos: 4 weeks ago Reply
chidalgo diseñadores y diseñadoras: que le sangren sus ojos: 4 weeks ago Reply
tsoulichakib This website is stuck in 90s 4 weeks ago Reply
knalli RT : The 90s never ended for this website 4 weeks ago Reply
luke_schmuke #WebsiteOfTheDay iva 4 weeks ago Reply
doener_tech The 90s never ended for this website 4 weeks ago Reply
G_O_R_D Quick I need a website that looks modern, but hip. Like this site: 4 weeks ago Reply
Yunas_Jet RT : Can't decide if this website is real or not. CAN I actually lease a car from this guy? And would I want to? 4 weeks ago Reply
avon_deer Can't decide if this website is real or not. CAN I actually lease a car from this guy? And would I want to? 4 weeks ago Reply
ykhramov Как любят сегодня писать в интернетах, это сделало мой день. Спасибо, Vitaliy, за ссылку. 4 weeks ago Reply
kliao1337 Посещений в месяц: 1 900 000. / Самый популярный сайт по лизингу Авто. / У меня все. 4 weeks ago Reply
kliao1337 Посещений в месяц: 1 900 000. / Самый популярный сайт по лизингу Авто. / У меня все. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chicken is famous. 4 weeks ago Reply
soyrosamorel hahaha Ling, I love your personal brand and I think it's unique but not every website can have a chicken walking around :P 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, Dan my front-end chappy, lives in Reus! Close to you. ...Grassy arse for comments 4 weeks ago Reply
ryansroberts And if you looked behind the facade there would be burning tyres and dishevelled hordes wandering around the rubble 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If modern web designers designed cities, they would be one long white road with neat glass shops with one line of light blue title text each 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The thing they hate is emotion. They feel it's dangerous 'cos it might backfire. They don't like "emotion" up em :) 4 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus the argument is one from a designer. They're usually wrong when it comes to response and conversion. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS fu*k 'em is very good sentiment. I apply it regularly every day. Works well :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, my air traffic controller! Romeo Delta, Lima Victor, affirm Foxtrot Oscar Romeo Delta mint. Lima Victor. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I get used to these people using my site like the worst example of a website in the world. They know nothing. 4 weeks ago Reply
iamj7e Oi ! is ripping on your site! #OutrageousBehaviour 4 weeks ago Reply
soyrosamorel Esta es la mejor #landingpage del mundo -> Vivan el #marketingdigital y el #copywriting jaja 4 weeks ago Reply
MrXodevil C'est vrai que tous les sites ne sont pas de cette qualité : 4 weeks ago Reply
danielbower Further to Patisserie Valerie is turns out that Ling from is also a #Brexiter... 4 weeks ago Reply
danielbower . it gets better... Ling from is also a signatory 4 weeks ago Reply
warren2508 I like your response 4 weeks ago Reply
ernest_energy best website ever I bet you dont have a clue what they do 4 weeks ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs Loads of trouble, usually smells like a plastic bath factory. Isn't that what they say?? 4 weeks ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs They miss the point. Sometimes it's not all about the rules of a smooth UX. 4 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 recognise this fiesta Ling? This is the same one I leased off you nearly 7 years ago and it's still mint! 4 weeks ago Reply
oytuntez You will love this, Twitter folks: #crazy #ui #ux 4 weeks ago Reply
citrusmedia Here is some marketing that is soooo wrong that it is right! Meet Ling of Lings Cars. His website will have you... 4 weeks ago Reply
ImenitoDaunito Красота. 4 weeks ago Reply
EdwinBongo these are not people who understand entrepreneurship or good business, Ling. fu*k 'em 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hope your eyes will land on my new BIG SCREEN. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS All those silly hashtags, yet my business (solely via my website) is very profitable. Shows you have non idea at all 4 weeks ago Reply
warren2508 im doing a ux test on your site for my uni assignment ling, ca t wait to test the eye tracking. :0 5 weeks ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs T140 - Nice ride!! I'm impressed. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But it smells like a plastic bath factory. Smell is such a big thing: new car smell. Lotus misses that sensation. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks, and by the way I have a T140 with a petrol tank that looks just like that one. 5 weeks ago Reply
steveavery RT : For those who want to see . Warning, you cannot unsee this. #badux #uxfail #wtfux https://… 5 weeks ago Reply
SuckyUX1 For those who want to see . Warning, you cannot unsee this. #badux #uxfail #wtfux 5 weeks ago Reply
randallbell I don't think is too impressed. 5 weeks ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs On a serious note, this is the best site on the whole of the internet -> 5 weeks ago Reply
kalehummus This is the best website in the world 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My FedEx quicktrack link was sent to me... and: "The consignment you requested cannot be located." 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Eurostar "UX Manager for Digital Channels" advert says it's desirable the applicant can use "Word, Powerpoint". 5 weeks ago Reply
steveavery Yes your right. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
hankchizljaw I just opened for the first time in a long while. This is how it looks to me now: 5 weeks ago Reply
STJ1981 Hahahah. Love it Ling! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Manchester Evening News... the newspaper the Guardian so easily could have been. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, are you EVER going to display your info in an easy graphic way? Jumbles of figures don't work in Twitter :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bastards :) 5 weeks ago Reply
STJ1981 Are trying to copy website? Hurts my eyes. 5 weeks ago Reply
andygambles Lingo imposter 5 weeks ago Reply
carmangear I've missed you good to see you back 5 weeks ago Reply
ThemeNinja You know I compare ALL websites against the great !! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Err...... me - Ling 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Amazing. Something happening at last. Pigs fly. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Excellent. I cater especially for stupid web visitors. A pleasure to be of service :) 5 weeks ago Reply
SpenJoeScience I think Ling cars has managed to secure my vote for staying in the EU #EUreferendum #Brexit #EUref 5 weeks ago Reply
steveavery I would love to know who the #designer / #uxdesigner is for 5 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst At today making things happen. Keep an eye on the webcams, things are going to be happening… :) 5 weeks ago Reply
Vqnishh hahahah brilliant mate 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Glad you like my on-site music. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm aiming for a monthly sales GP finish of £85,000 in March. Bloody bank holidays make it so hard. Please cancel Easter. Damn baby Jesus. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sales gross profit currently sitting at £55,000 this month. Need a push, so will increase revs now I'm back from skiing in France. 5 weeks ago Reply
Vqnishh you're a living meme 5 weeks ago Reply
SteToo69 Congrats, Ling. Great to see #success 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS yeah... but that's an industry full of scammers. Unless you know someone? 5 weeks ago Reply
bj43045 concert tickets you would easily be better than ticketmaster 5 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 but that aside. Car rental might be option. Still seems industry stuck in 90s. 5 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 having dealt with dealerships I'm sure brothel would be far simpler and more honest. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Give me suggestion.... if only brothels were legal. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 surely time to take your style and "brand" (sorry slight wankiness) to new sector. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahahahaha, that's the car industry for you. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Volvo XC60 Thirsk "I've recommended you to several friends and family and will continue to do so. " - I love my customers! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Volvo XC60 Thirsk: "had my Volvo for two weeks now and I love it. Many thanks for making the whole thing a pleasurable & exciting process!" 5 weeks ago Reply
OSVMotoringNews We don't buy our followers but thanks for sharing our latest car review! Love the website. 5 weeks ago Reply
KunleTCampbell March and Sept. seem like pretty good months 5 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 why that jump Jan to Feb thus year. Was it related to VW troubles? Just idly curious! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. I am real, website is real, the internet is real :) Ling 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Back in my office.... I have been checking growth over the past 3 years. Here's my invoicing graph... nice trend :) 5 weeks ago Reply
adamorrier Can you do a I hate ? It's British, annoying & the worst website ever #SEARCHFORTHEWORST PS: Volume up 5 weeks ago Reply
adamorrier Can you do I Hate ? It's in the UK, it's the worst website ever, and you'll hate it. PS: put volume up 5 weeks ago Reply
ZestySandwiches are you really the owner of this website? Thank you for giving me material for my Internet Applications course. 5 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch because they're French. I've lived with French people before. Rebellious bunch. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS fuc*ing French Air Traffic Control. Another strike. The 41st strike since 2009. How can they be allowed to do this? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just seen the IDS interview on Marr. It's very rare to see/hear a political interview like that. Very, very good. 5 weeks ago Reply
RichardHeasman4 RT : Should I add Ian Duncan-Smith to my homepage #brexit graphic? 5 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Weirdest web ever. CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CAR LEASING CHEAP BUSINESS HIRE DEALS 5 weeks ago Reply
Carlos38205 Weirdest web ever. CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CAR LEASING CHEAP BUSINESS HIRE DEALS 5 weeks ago Reply
morganaeliza RT : whoever designed this fu*king website is my hero: 5 weeks ago Reply
keltoxic fds ri 5 weeks ago Reply
Adam_King23 yes! 5 weeks ago Reply
Adam_King23 RT : Should I add Ian Duncan-Smith to my homepage #brexit graphic? 5 weeks ago Reply
ptws O que NÃO fazer no SEU site ... Considerado um dos piores sites de sempre, possivelmente o melhor exemplo de tudo... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More tidying up on myLIVE WEBCAMS page. I'll soon make the BIG SCREEN visitor-controlled. No one else has that. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Arigato. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Inspired by a trip I took to Osaka last year 5 weeks ago Reply
snty_tact Am confident enough to say that yours is indeed a perfect assembly of the "Web 3.0". Much respect. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Trouble is, my website is actually from the future :) 5 weeks ago Reply
snty_tact the '90s style framework reminded me of an ob-gym hospital website once existed in JP 'til 2013. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I've seen that website. Oh, wait.... it's mine. DAMN, it's good :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You think I can understand Korean (heh)???? I am a bloody Chinese... can't do Kanji nonsense. But thanks...I guess. 5 weeks ago Reply
mike_smith80 Have always said mway tuition should be part of driving test or taken with 12 months of passing test 5 weeks ago Reply
snty_tact 愛生会病院並みのインパクトを持つウェブサイトに出会ってしまった (音量注意) 5 weeks ago Reply
jotrys sure, add him. But think its not the only dragon :) 5 weeks ago Reply
RodJones18 Definately. The quiet man.#brexit 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OSV clearly buys Twitter followers. 5 weeks ago Reply
tomsharp85 definitely 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Should I add Ian Duncan-Smith to my homepage #brexit graphic? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I have one working for me. It's fine apart from between 12 noon and about 5pm when he's often asleep. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...then spend all the donated money solely back with the company that set it up? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Steve, you're a chartered accountant. Can a company set up a charitable trust then be just about the only donor... 5 weeks ago Reply
StrettonMr Louis Ling undercover reporter for the globe 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't be daft. I have a stream through my farm. Hedgehogs don't jump in like lemmings you know... Should I cover it? 5 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 For £75k a year and all the pizza I can eat it'll be worth it 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We're delighted that has won the North Second Section Champions & has been promoted to First Section! h… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "This is like a German Jeep Wrangler" errr no, it's not. It's an old vehicle design, but MILES ahead of a Wrangler 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A long commute from Portsmouth :) 5 weeks ago Reply
lxplm Zufällig wiederentdeckt: . Definitiv eine der schönsten und übersichtlichsten Seiten im Wunder-Web! 5 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 I so want to work in there !! 5 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : I've emailed the AA Charitable Trust about their (in my opinion) pretty lousy use of charitable funds, see pic 5 weeks ago Reply
Phonografik A masterpiece in omni-channel roadmap user journey funnel optimisation e-commerce solutions 5 weeks ago Reply
campsite4u admirable 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If I set up a LINGsCARS Charitable Trust and then spent all the money on services from LINGsCARS, would that be OK? Hmmmm. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can't quite get it straight in my head: The AA Charitable Trust does all it's spending back to the AA (the business). Is that OK? Unsure. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, sic: "The Charity made payments to AA Driving School totalling [2015] £70,050 (2014: £177,700) for the provision of driving lessons." 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The AA Charitable Trust spent £162k in 2014 and £33k in 2015 on "provision of driving lessons". Who did it pay? Errr the AA I guess. Hmmm 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, before anyone moans, I'm one of only 2 donors to AA Charitable Trust in 2014. See their financial report: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've emailed the AA Charitable Trust about their (in my opinion) pretty lousy use of charitable funds, see pic 5 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of . She really is a one-off... #SME 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I see my staff have added more shit into my office. Looks good on webcam: more roadsigns and a flashing kebab sign 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just over half way through the month, and gross profit = £49,028 so far. That's good. I'm still in France, skiing. 5 weeks ago Reply
mcsas love the website ! 5 weeks ago Reply
graeme_i_wilson this is actually the first time that something which bothers you bothers me #Golly 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I would like to buy this. Near Hawes on that road to the buttertubs I think: 5 weeks ago Reply
kevatkinson No. #realtalk 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This bothers me: Should the #AA be spending charity money on 2000 existing drivers who simply can't be arsed to pay for a 2hr m'way lesson? 5 weeks ago Reply
AshPross The best single page site ever has added an UK vs EU section. 6 weeks ago Reply
robblackie_oo When I grow up, I'd like to be 6 weeks ago Reply
kennydude there’s a pizza shop near the bus Depo for stagecoach which is a 1 star 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, they can't write... I see. A challenge for most English people, as they just don't get what school is for :) 6 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong We had a 4 last time cos #mummywaiyeehong didn't know where we kept one of the cleaning logs Antee knew, but it was her day off). 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is this REALLY the thing that Charity should be spent on? These 1st world problems? Something wrong here... 6 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong Usually due to lack of paperwork - they keep place clean, they just don't mark a piece of paper saying that they've cleaned it. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Aaaagh Edmund, so people run a car, buy petrol, insurance (ie not POOR), but need CHARITY to pay a driving lesson? 6 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud They have no choice about displaying it. Sadly some just don't care! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I always wonder how any business manages less... because they must be very stupid to WANT to display a 0,1,2,3 or 4? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Incest :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I want LEAVE, but this is a daft invalid poll when not one person at all is unsure or undecided. Makes the poll yuk. 6 weeks ago Reply
andygambles the karaoke destroyed my speakers. I will bill you! 6 weeks ago Reply
paddy_be A #UX nightmare but I still love this site 6 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales I'm not convinced 6 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales Are you sure that's hair? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Trump knows "call to action" superbly, and he is excellent at assymetric warfare. Why can't the suits see that? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, he's a) great entertainment (compared to other yuk candidates), b) he gets on TV ALL the time, c) great hair. 6 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales As Donald Trump, "You're fired!" (and you really don't want to get me started on that asshat, Trump...) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS FFS!!! We don't have a TV Licence for the office! Quick, delete my officecam before the BBC spot it. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You so kind, but before that it was a Norwegian fijord landscape, which gets Nul Points as they say in Norway 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I **REALLY** look forward to the next Employment Tribunal. I can demonstrate with slides, that I employ useless bastards, & firing is GOOD 6 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales . does 'Call to Action" better than anybody! #DealershipToday #AutoMarketing 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bastards: ....... 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Better. Beats fannying around any bushes or fijords... now I can get out skiing again 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS While very pretty, I doubt it's selling many cars. Please replace with more annoying car images 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes an idiot demanded $5000 from me unless I reduce the saturation on LINGsCARS-said it's "destroying" their screen 6 weeks ago Reply
harveydean When you’re feeling a little jaded with the web, I always like to go back to for a little #pickmeup 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Swimming? Can rabbits swim? Staff should do work, instead of fishing for a P45 out of aquarium 6 weeks ago Reply
WarrantyAS hahaha brilliant! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My office while I am skiing in France. Why THE *uck is there a scotch tartan on the TV behind my desk? 6 weeks ago Reply
randallbell I was swimming in the aquarium! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Testing my new BIG SCREEN in my office. seems to be trying to make aggressive gay rabbit mime shadow 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kevan, if JC *DID* become PM, can you imagine jobs given to cronies like Livingstone etc? You're better out of it :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I really think that when people suggest certain subjects should not be targets of jokes, it diminishes life experience. Offence *IS* allowed 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You must secretly admit that a "'Jeremy Corbyn For Prime Minister' concert" is intrinsically funny AND depressing :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Trouble is, he's a comedian and it was a joke, and really people should allowed to make jokes (even offensive ones). 6 weeks ago Reply
richwing stop buying big flash screens then. #bigscreenshowoff 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hehehe, your stuff is lovely design but a bit too errrr Danish for me. I'm more Cramlington than Copenhagen :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Daniel, my Catalan front end guy has set off back to Catalonia after 20 days in the UK at my office. 6 weeks ago Reply
richwing cheeky! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Richard, ha, that is SO pretentious with that posh chair image. Should do vans that cost 25x more, for your brand :) 6 weeks ago Reply
richwing got a van eventually! Full head height too! 6 weeks ago Reply
richwing it's like a mini chitty chitty! #dreamcar 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Old webcam is viewable here, showing 122" screen on test. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS PLAN A: new 122" screen is up and on the webcam. Next, we change to a better webcam, where it doesn't glare. Then we interact with visitors 6 weeks ago Reply
stubailey I'd never heard of Ling's Cars up to now. Where've you been all my life? What a website! #UX 6 weeks ago Reply
RuthShearn RT : Whether you want in or out, you've got to love this from , starring our very own #bre… 6 weeks ago Reply
RMS_PR Whether you want in or out, you've got to love this from , starring our very own #brexit 6 weeks ago Reply
rhodzy hahaha I meant for the desks not the wall! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, 122 inch (I was wrong before). That's almost as big as Donald Trump's penis. 6 weeks ago Reply
rhodzy is want a bigger monitor 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That map needs to include a snippet of southeast England and colour it differently... KEY= un doigt 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That warranty issue must REALLY annoy ISIS/ISIL when they have bought so many thousands of new Toyota Hi-Luxes. 6 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 I think putting a missile launcher on the back invalidates warranty. Unless it was factory fitted at time of order 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do Toyota insist that ISIS/ISIL have to take their massive brand new Toyota Hi-Lux fleet to a Toyota dealer for servicing/warranty? 6 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 RT : My office makeover current screen grab from webcam: 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ISIS have a massive infrastructure: oil sales, HR dept (the CVs recently), marketing vids, so YES: a car fleet dep't 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My office makeover current screen grab from webcam: 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My office is having a makeover while I am in France. Installing a 122" screen. Traffic lights now working. Progress 6 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson yeah. And why doesn't Kalashnikov stop selling them guns!? I doubt ISIS have a *ucking fleet division! They are black market. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Calling all idiots: Line up to buy Posh Spice's old Land Rover Evokki, only £55k mmmpppfffff 6 weeks ago Reply
Chris_Horn_71 that's shocking.... I didn't know that. Very bad crack. 6 weeks ago Reply
theKhazm How come I've missed this fine example for so long??? 6 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels via America !! 6 weeks ago Reply
ajaykarwal The most #beautiful #website on the #interwebz is #eyebleach #gif #chickengifs 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why won't Toyota stop supplying pick up trucks to ISIS/ISIL? Doesn't anyone else but me, notice this? 6 weeks ago Reply
Raphaelite_Girl Pretty sure he studied at Ling's Cars Design Studio. 6 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting RT : I've just bought a new car... how cool is this? It goes and stops, as seen on TV apparently: 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've just bought a new car... how cool is this? It goes and stops, as seen on TV apparently: 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmmm, that's why I pay the expensive skivers (aka "staff") to work. They struggle with the concept. 6 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong do you even go to work anymore, Ling? #slacker 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm skiing in France at the moment, I will praise my staff. Ta. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I recommend a sheepskin coat from Amazon, for the Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag. :) 6 weeks ago Reply
timhardinguk just wanted to say excellent service ! Highly recommended ! 6 weeks ago Reply
s_starikov RT : Best #website ever, just wow... 6 weeks ago Reply
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NinoLopez #Usabilità #Gestalt #Ux Disruption 6 weeks ago Reply
scottjlawson Is this Brexit website made by lingscars? also why is it on an East Timor TLD? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Argue against views you don't agree with. But, don't stop them being heard. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My anti-remain-in-EU homepage and youtube video are now up. Visit, comment, discuss. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You could argue that Trump is letting "a thousand flowers bloom", such is his engagement with usual non-voters 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I know, but just cautioning the use of "4th Reich" by a Dutchman :) 6 weeks ago Reply
sidharathc Best find of the day! #WorstWebsites #BestExamples 6 weeks ago Reply
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TheMarco I'm as responsible for that as you are for Mao's rise to power. 6 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Aren't you Dutch??? More Dutch joined the Waffen SS than any other nation (except Germans) :) 6 weeks ago Reply
Nibloe_ RT : Here is the very Chicken. You can call him Dave, hahahaha 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, very busy. Every Tweet helps, James (as you know). I'm skiing in France next week... before Visas are needed 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good job I didn't give you that free car :) I would have wanted a refund. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I agree with that analysis. Trump will win massive. Good news is that he will mellow after presidency. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You forgot to take into account the he gets an EU susbsidy for that wheelchair. ... and it's not a cheap wheelchair! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then, I read it again and figured it may be a compliment... so THANKS SO MUCH :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I was just going to tell you to f*ck off, then suddenly realised you're autistic, or am I confusing with tourettes? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How many bloody conditionalities in THAT sentence? "almost" "3/4" "scottish" "mid-sized" .. that = "about" 3 firms? 6 weeks ago Reply
yorkshirecarps RT : I've added a new CHICKEN to my webpage, right next to Dave Cameron's name. Heh. 6 weeks ago Reply
SockyNoob RT : Today's website of the day. 6 weeks ago Reply
ThatBrickster Today's website of the day. 6 weeks ago Reply
supaswag RT : I've added a new CHICKEN to my webpage, right next to Dave Cameron's name. Heh. 6 weeks ago Reply
McHawaii RT : Here is the very Chicken. You can call him Dave, hahahaha 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mr H, here's a 1 minute song video I made to support #Brexit. Worth a re-tweet? - Ling :) 6 weeks ago Reply
JulieJoyce RT : I've added a new CHICKEN to my webpage, right next to Dave Cameron's name. Heh. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Possibly the most confusing, difficult to understand and meaningless stats in the whole UK car industry :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear here's a nice 1 min video I made supporting #Brexit. You feature on it, in a tin hat. RT it? Ta. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear , perhaps you might like my 1 minute #BREXIT video? You are on it, kind of... #VoteLeave 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Please review my superb #EU #Brexit video on YouTube & give it a plug. I've put effort into supporting the campaign 6 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 Eggcellent! 6 weeks ago Reply
autoblendrepair RT : Here is the very Chicken. You can call him Dave, hahahaha 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is the very Chicken. You can call him Dave, hahahaha 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've added a new CHICKEN to my webpage, right next to Dave Cameron's name. Heh. 6 weeks ago Reply
v_alpin Facciamocene una ragione è niente in confronto a #tuttonellahome… 6 weeks ago Reply
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GGooley agreed. However, like I always say, every piece of the pie counts. I was just curious. 7 weeks ago Reply
abusinessmaid4u RT : Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of . She really is a one-off... #SME 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My anti-EU song is now up on YouTube. Full HD. Watch, share, criticise, enjoy. - Ling 7 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of . She really is a one-off... #SME 7 weeks ago Reply
MoyanoUX Esta es mucho mejor sin duda 1000% UX 7 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Just viewed on my Windows 95 PC, 512k RAM and my computer blew up ! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To me, bounce rate unimportant, not measured. I deliver about 1,500 new cars a year. I measure success in £££ :) 7 weeks ago Reply
GGooley what is your bounce rate? How many leads do you generate? 7 weeks ago Reply
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DarkPsy Thank you so much for that kind comment, I'll work on it more, once I get a bit more time! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think "great", until I scroll your website and see that Apple keyboard. Can't you use something ... like a pencil? 7 weeks ago Reply
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GemmaSouthern Except it is actually my dad. So, this is what he gets up to when he's not on twitter... 7 weeks ago Reply
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elevationmkt RT : What about your brand personality? asks #YorkDigiMark good example? 7 weeks ago Reply
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megfrench_ Chatting about the HUGE personality that #LingsCars brings to their digital marketing. #yorkdigimark 7 weeks ago Reply
CIMinfo_North What about your brand personality? asks #YorkDigiMark good example? 7 weeks ago Reply
joanbuigues Maestros del diseño y la usabilidad: 7 weeks ago Reply
ObjectiveJames RT : I think I've found the best website in the world. No exaggeration. 7 weeks ago Reply
simantics I think I've found the best website in the world. No exaggeration. 7 weeks ago Reply
slegaytor Discussing ugly websites driving conversions. Is this the best ugly website ever? 7 weeks ago Reply
DarkPsy This one has to be the winner : . Legendary level of tacky! 7 weeks ago Reply
flibblesan have a look on lingscars too. Just wear sunglasses. 7 weeks ago Reply
theacheang1 RT : Best #website ever, just wow... 7 weeks ago Reply
sampeka_i Best #website ever, just wow... 7 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure If a chicken "hangs out" with eagles, it is lunch. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, what'cha doin' on Twitter? (ref silly quote about chickens & eagles). This sort of quote drives me nuts. Asinine 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS grassy ass 7 weeks ago Reply
SnoopPuggyPugg 10/10! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new homepage is UP!!! Damn you, please visit, test, comment. - turn up sound. Me, call me Dave, Farage, Boris. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS if Flash isn’t supported (I can detect in JS), I could replace that with an HTML5 video .. what a good idea :) Silly me. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Part of Cameron's agreement to EU: "..will not create obstacles to, but facilitate, such further deepening [ie, creating a political union]" 7 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : Glad to see that HM Queen is on my side... I think my new homepage title should be "Ling v Dave". New homepage up https://t.… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Glad to see that HM Queen is on my side... I think my new homepage title should be "Ling v Dave". New homepage up 7 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Last week's cloak and dagger malarkey is revealed by a glance at the homepage of my disruptive chums at .com. 7 weeks ago Reply
vassilevsky RT : Here's a screenshot of my new homepage feature 7 weeks ago Reply
mvila Best web design ever: 7 weeks ago Reply
Adam_King23 love the website. Laughing at "you're the boss Angela" . So funny yet so true. #VoteLeave #Brexit 7 weeks ago Reply
Adam_King23 RT : Wah, please give comments and test my new homepage. I have a Lee Enfield!! Pointing at YOU (oh, I mean E.U.) 7 weeks ago Reply
CarriedByWaves Think I'll get this dude to design the new CBW site.. lol! : D 7 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : Here's a screenshot of my new homepage feature 7 weeks ago Reply
nicolas_ This site is real. Real ! 7 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Wah, please give comments and test my new homepage. I have a Lee Enfield!! Pointing at YOU (oh, I mean E.U.) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wah, please give comments and test my new homepage. I have a Lee Enfield!! Pointing at YOU (oh, I mean E.U.) WAH! 7 weeks ago Reply
johncburns RT : My Dad's Army/Leave the EU homepage is up!!! Comments please. Turn speakers on and test it for me Th… 7 weeks ago Reply
johncburns RT : Here's a screenshot of my new homepage feature 7 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Here's a screenshot of my new homepage feature 7 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : My Dad's Army/Leave the EU homepage is up!!! Comments please. Turn speakers on and test it for me Th… 7 weeks ago Reply
yehtro RT : Here's a screenshot of my new homepage feature 7 weeks ago Reply
wavecrestglen RT : Here's a screenshot of my new homepage feature 7 weeks ago Reply
darkphnx RT : Here's a screenshot of my new homepage feature 7 weeks ago Reply
peterc RT : Here's a screenshot of my new homepage feature 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a screenshot of my new homepage feature 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My Dad's Army/Leave the EU homepage is up!!! Comments please. Turn speakers on and test it for me Thanks!!! 7 weeks ago Reply
SoftGrungeDad RT : whoever designed this *ucking website is my hero: 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mainly trinkets/tat, like door step plates, stick on spoilers and shiny gear knobs. Better stuff on Dewsbury market 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Trouble is, most that want a "community" are allergic to generating/paying ££££s of profit/tax that would pay for it 7 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 Yes our 'leadership' could pour more scorn on those that want a community and not a me me me society. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why? It's really exciting what the UK could achieve without the drag of the EU around it's ankles. Needs leadership 7 weeks ago Reply
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hodman29 That's a shame. 7 weeks ago Reply
ishurnik RT : ЛЕРА ПОКАЗАЛА САМЫЙ Л У Ч Ш И Й И САМЫЙ К Р А С И В Ы Й САЙТ В М И Р Е 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Oh, just had email from the director of the vote leave campaign, wants to talk to me. My LEAVE front webpage will be up, soon. 7 weeks ago Reply
Arduenn THE most colorful website in the whole world: 7 weeks ago Reply
Arduenn This one is pretty colorful: 7 weeks ago Reply
cassidyeshaf RT : whoever designed this *ucking website is my hero: 7 weeks ago Reply
DanielleSwens0n RT : whoever designed this fu*king website is my hero: 7 weeks ago Reply
Adam_King23 michael gove? 7 weeks ago Reply
antonio_chacon_ un diseñador web de urgencia para esta mujer por favor (no apto para epilépticos) 7 weeks ago Reply
brianonorio Ahahahaha!!! 7 weeks ago Reply
weareo3 Hahahaha! This made my night. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe I should build a paywall and get Mexico to pay for it? Heh. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy Arse :) 7 weeks ago Reply
amaxnopoder your site is The very best. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice review of my website here: 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 90s? My website is 100% up to date! Damn you!! - Ling 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Stand by, next week I launch my Ling v #EU, my #BREXIT campaign. Already had personal message from UK Gov Cabinet member who likes my page! 7 weeks ago Reply
joredleto ПРОСТО ПИЗДЕЦ ОРЕМ ВСЕМ ОФИСОМ С ЭТОГО САЙТА 7 weeks ago Reply
pug_core are you kidding Brian, the Lingscars website is strangely brilliant, I can stare at it for hours! 8 weeks ago Reply
pug_core All good stuff, but tip6,are you kidding? I just can't stop looking at the lingscars website 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bingo Lingo :) 8 weeks ago Reply
StrettonMr BINGO! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, "failed teacher" in your bio :) Now, it becomes clear hahaha 8 weeks ago Reply
StrettonMr when your on the same team as gove, you know you've taken a wrong turn somewhere 8 weeks ago Reply
milkypirate It’s a core argument and purpose of the EU! It makes rulings for members to adhere to, mostly trade or safety related. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've heard many arguments, but this is truly one of the most bizarre. 8 weeks ago Reply
milkypirate Not to mention the massive complexity 28 sets of rules would cause. 8 weeks ago Reply
milkypirate Some may be, but the cost of legislation is cheaper & more efficient in a centralised EU than 28 countries making their own. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What (shock, horror) if any UK "rules" turned out to be BETTER? You prob right, we should cap-in-hand to Europe... 8 weeks ago Reply
milkypirate So if we left the EU, you think we’d comply with the all EU rules just not pay them any money? Hmmm... 8 weeks ago Reply
milkypirate Absurd comparison. Euro emissions rules are complex. Are non-EU states allowed to just copy them at no cost? Maybe, but unlikely? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS a) rubbish, b) nonsense, c) stick to your core subject :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh dear. It's hard to find a less inspiring website than this one. Please insert more effort 8 weeks ago Reply
milkypirate If that was proposed in the EU, then either we’d make similar legislation or manufactures would make UK & EU kit. Both costly. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, would the EU members be banned for quoting car wheel sizes in inches? Amazing what nonsense you can imagine... 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh... maybe we would have to change our electricity voltage from 220-240V to something different, too? 8 weeks ago Reply
milkypirate If we were out of the EU & new “Euro 7” rules were issued by the EU, the UK as a non-member would surely have to make its own. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, maybe you think that having the steering wheel on the right makes our cars (therefore my profits) higher too? 8 weeks ago Reply
Purcell__ Site of the day 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who has suggested there need be different rules? Will seat belts be different too? Or the colour of brake lights? 8 weeks ago Reply
milkypirate I’m not sure their lawbreaking is an argument either way! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, VW already seem to have different emission rules, for their cars... 8 weeks ago Reply
milkypirate What about the extra cost to manufactures if we had, as just one example, separate “UK 6” & “Euro 6” emissions rules? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, it is a council-dog. It's just about the only breed allowed on council estates, by law. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS All the REMAIN people seem to do is scaremonger. Are you MEN or MICE? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is my war-baby Rick doing a singalong for my new homepage. It's a few days away... 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Usual nonsense from the REMAIN camp :) Increased competition from non-EU car makers will reduce prices. 8 weeks ago Reply
milkypirate Of course you’ll vote leave.. car prices will go up, so your profits will too! 8 weeks ago Reply
Wortish Lol 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In a week or two, they'll make you a star... I love the sound of San Jose :) 8 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno RT : I'm preparing my EU referendum homepage: Vote Leave. Here's Holly looking cool on guard... 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm preparing my EU referendum homepage: Vote Leave. Here's Holly looking cool on guard... 8 weeks ago Reply
DumbGrammarJoke The whole office is currently captivated by this website: 8 weeks ago Reply
stephenceja RT : whoever designed this fuc*ing website is my hero: 8 weeks ago Reply
davekuhar Still the best site ever. 8 weeks ago Reply
TM9000 RT : It's not as good as 404 page, but then again... whose is?? Her whole website… 8 weeks ago Reply
brentpalmer Our new hire: 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Been doing more filming today, to support Boris and Nige etc. 8 weeks ago Reply
BabyFoodBobert It's not as good as 404 page, but then again... whose is?? Her whole website is the best. 8 weeks ago Reply
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