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wonkana shouldn't "is this the biggest video project in car leasing?" BE an FAQ? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS 64 FAQ videos completed. Now going through them for final edits. This is biggest video project in history of car leasing. 1 day ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I am currently 10,000 unique web visitors ahead of this date, last month. It's all about web visitors (on the web). Don'cha know? 2 days ago Reply
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freddinator RT : RT : People make fun of your website, but it works. Unlike the absolute tossers >>. Ta! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : People make fun of your website, but it works. Unlike the absolute tossers >>. Ta! 4 days ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy People make fun of your website, but it works. Unlike the absolute tossers what is there excuse? #crap 4 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : 123456 >> Nope, that's for adin account, does not work on Telnet root. 4 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Anyone know the root Telnet password for a Swann DVR box? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer asking why Volvo insist to call their grey car "Saville grey". I tell them, nothing to do with Jimmy Savile, at all. I'm positive. 4 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Unfortunately need one in 2 weeks :( >> What sort of car you after? Like a...???? Plus, what budget? 5 days ago Reply
idhuk Unfortunately need one in 2 weeks :( 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ha ok! >> Heh. 5 days ago Reply
WebKnit Ha ok! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : May I ask why you "quote" the tweets instead of replying to them? >> Keeps it in context. Who wants a conversation? 5 days ago Reply
WebKnit May I ask why you "quote" the tweets instead of replying to them? Makes it harder to follow the conversation. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Tell I sent you. >> Cash is in the post :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : great job. Still have the nuke truck? says hi! >> Hi to heather. Still have my baby truck :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we'll need a car faster than takes though >> 3 weeks minimum, really. Many cars take longer. 5 days ago Reply
DowntownRob Thanks! We watched your presentation to eConsultancy on YouTube, great job. Still have the nuke truck? says hi! 5 days ago Reply
idhuk we'll need a car faster than takes though 5 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : don't like to brag - just caught 4 suspects on run from high security prison since 1972 > Losing them for 42 yrs = not bragging 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Oh my... Just spotted cookie information section on the site. >> We all love Von Rumpy. 5 days ago Reply
abe_ard RT : RT : I LOVE LINGS CARS AND THERE WEBSITE #LingsCars >> Very good. I'll hold back from criticising your grammar, th… 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : problem: solved. >> Bastard. Any cleverer and you could qualify as a Kiwi. 5 days ago Reply
timgws problem: solved. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT UK's best garages named by > 8000 garages, 13000 reviews. Average 1.6 reviews each. Wow. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : wondering when is going to open up in the convict island. >> I haven't figured how to lease cars upside down, yet. 5 days ago Reply
timgws I am still wondering when is going to open up in the convict island. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Please don't. U MUZT B DA GRAMMA SOLDYA > hahaha. Bloody Australians. :) 5 days ago Reply
timgws Please don't. U MUZT B DA GRAMMA SOLDYA 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I LOVE LINGS CARS AND THERE WEBSITE #LingsCars >> Very good. I'll hold back from criticising your grammar, then :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just got back from car shopping >> So YOU'RE the one who still does it the old-fashioned way :) 5 days ago Reply
grumbo : RT : >> Never mind ... How did you have the foresight to predict the bomb video was inappropriate?” >> Chilling thought. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am now going to display the Russian flag on my website, to avoid it being attacked by state-sponsored militia elements. Don't take it down 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Who was the patronising pillock >> Never mind ... How did you have the foresight to predict the bomb video was inappropriate? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why aren't all the goody preachy "cup half full" Twitter quotey optimists, talking about the thousands of flights NOT shot down, yesterday? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hey who is the developer who created your site? I'm a fan. > Me largely. Tech stuff by 5 days ago Reply
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uncastnet too late dude...too late... 6 days ago Reply
DowntownRob Hey who is the developer who created your site? It's amazing in an ugly unicorn kinda way... I'm a fan. 6 days ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Sorry, I forgot you're a farmer now. 4am start 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We're admiring your site, and deals > I know. It's bleeping like *uck 6 days ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Oi! Hello Ling. We're admiring your site, and deals. Do me a GT86 for £100 a month, OK? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >>> When you've all finished, I need sleep. Ta. 6 days ago Reply
_Alfista I'd have the Lada for fun 6 days ago Reply
tashafrench1969 see I don't think that's too bad tbh...alot of car for the money 6 days ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Of course. £265 a month 6 days ago Reply
tashafrench1969 what about an ST? I'm sure you looked lol 6 days ago Reply
jimmywim It's awesome - leasing is an interesting option though, will remember this site 6 days ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Great isn't it. 6 days ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk is usually the cheapest 6 days ago Reply
jimmywim Hahaha, view source on the homepage! :D #awesome 6 days ago Reply
60OSE RT : Looking at car leasing (just out of interest). Fiesta 1.0 EcoBoost 123bhp - £178 a month! 6 days ago Reply
jimmywim Hahaha, the site's homepage is actually hilarious :D I love it! 6 days ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk is genius/insane all in one 6 days ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Looking at car leasing (just out of interest). Fiesta 1.0 EcoBoost 123bhp - £178 a month! 6 days ago Reply
RepeatFixation this is what hell is 6 days ago Reply
tonyjbyrne Economics, no doubt & the belief that passengers wouldn’t tolerate longer flights. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Due to breaking news, our 9pm film Die Hard 2 will be replaced by Road To Perdition. >> You couldn't make it up. 6 days ago Reply
richardjgooch at 30,000 feet, it would ordinarily be safe. Surface to air doesn't have this range unless far more sophisticated. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : No idea. Cost of overflying could be cheaper. >> That will definitely be the answer, but, to save few $$$? 6 days ago Reply
vitaminsludge No idea. Cost of overflying could be cheaper. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I would like to ask the obvious but unasked question: Why do passenger planes fly over places where they are shooting other planes down? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Planes flying over Ukraine are now changing course. > Towards Palestine, Iraq, Afghanistan or Syria? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Snakes on my plane... just keep the Russian Ukranians away from Christine: 6 days ago Reply
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MatthewGJensen #ff : LINGsCARS 6 days ago Reply
leftways This is without doubt the best website design ever 6 days ago Reply
draelectricals : should be all lead free anyway.”... Laughing all the way to the looney bin with that one 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : should be all lead free anyway. >> Ho... ho... ho. 6 days ago Reply
richms should be all lead free anyway. 6 days ago Reply
PrivateRegUK RT : Customer wants to know how big is boot on SLK - so I tested using Guy, who is Scottish with kebab gut -customer happy http:/… 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “:Now editing 24 further FAQ videos..." Why? No one will watch them >>. hahaha. Over 1/2m views on YouTube :) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Videos? These I have to see. Link? >> I have 3 on YT so far... 6 days ago Reply
draelectricals if the customer needs to know if the boot is big enough to carry a body you probably should call the police now 6 days ago Reply
draelectricals : Another day, another video. Now editing 24 further FAQ videos..." Why? No one will watch them 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : When you have a spare 5 minutes check the lead on your computer >> Face it. NO-ONE will check their computer lead... 6 days ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Videos? These I have to see. Link? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another day, another video. Now editing 24 further FAQ videos... starring Christine! 6 days ago Reply
rostacik - web #design and #ux at its best #ZOMG 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 4 boys killed on a #Gazabeach. . Shot & edited by : > They were SHOT by ? 6 days ago Reply
scott_dodge RT : even Ling is optimized for mobile #mozcon // (just yankin your chain) 6 days ago Reply
dan_patterson RT : even Ling is optimized for mobile #mozcon // (just yankin your chain) 6 days ago Reply
NatePlaunt RT : even Ling is optimized for mobile #mozcon // (just yankin your chain) 6 days ago Reply
OptimizePrime even Ling is optimized for mobile #mozcon // (just yankin your chain) 6 days ago Reply
eduardojorque Lo opuesto a #usabilidad es esto. Señor cliente, menos es más :P 1 week ago Reply
eduardojorque Hoy me preguntaron. Eduardo, tienes un ejemplo de #Usabilidad? Respondí, tengo un ejemplo #SinUsabilidad Darme su... 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge Is she on twitter? The chicken. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Did the chicken cross the road? >> Chicken bit Ya Jun. 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge Did the chicken cross the road? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great selling day. Finished producing 38 cabin crew videos and made £5217 of gross profit today :) Crazy day. One video stars a chicken. 1 week ago Reply
hadywady I LOVE LINGS CARS AND THERE WEBSITE #LingsCars #awesomesauce #bestwebsite 1 week ago Reply
hadywady OMG I LOVE LIGS CARS #LingsCars #Epic #cool #awesome 1 week ago Reply
fullbeem least he being realistic with his requirements and doing his homework before purchasing. 1 week ago Reply
pbynova Крутой сайт про лизинг - 1 week ago Reply
calipso_rnd - лучший сайт в мире найден 1 week ago Reply
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MilesPerLitre RT : Customer wants to know how big is boot on SLK - so I tested using Guy, who is Scottish with kebab gut -customer happy http:/… 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce big enough for the roof! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : just a couple of hundred metre from the line of #Hadrianswall > Like Great Wall of China, but about 1 stone high & wide. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : The European Union is going to bore us to death with 14 million statistics per year. 1 week ago Reply
Wortish RT : Customer wants to know how big is boot on SLK - so I tested using Guy, who is Scottish with kebab gut -customer happy http:/… 1 week ago Reply
randallbell RT : Customer wants to know how big is boot on SLK - so I tested using Guy, who is Scottish with kebab gut -customer happy http:/… 1 week ago Reply
huurrr_duurrr Крутой сайт по аренде автомобилей. Советую со звуком и мотать вниз. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Big enough to fit Scottish man with a kebab gut in? Was that the actual description? >> Official Merc measurement 1 week ago Reply
WebKnit How big is it then? Big enough to fit a Scottish man with a kebab gut in? Was that the actual description? ha. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : working for the Alzheimer's Association in Berwick and Newcastle > You're pie testing in Barnsley and Nottingham? 1 week ago Reply
MarcusInStroud RT : Customer wants to know how big is boot on SLK - so I tested using Guy, who is Scottish with kebab gut -customer happy http:/… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer wants to know how big is boot on SLK - so I tested using Guy, who is Scottish with kebab gut -customer happy 1 week ago Reply
ShtirliZ_ Как это развидеть??? RT : Отличный сайтец,современный дизайн.Всё чистенько и понятно.Разве может быть лучше? 1 week ago Reply
XENOT_N Отличный сайтец, современный дизайн. Всё чистенько и понятно. Разве может быть лучше? 1 week ago Reply
MatthewGJensen Golfist! 1 week ago Reply
raysmuckles if only there was a giant network of computers that was searchable... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer wants to know "how big is the boot on an SLK"... fu*k sake 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge show 1 week ago Reply
Eagle_force_555 RT : RT : I spotted an MG6 on M1 yesterday. Do I get prize? > have lost £34,000,000 since 2008. No… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I spotted an MG6 on M1 yesterday. Do I get prize? > have lost £34,000,000 since 2008. No profit at all. 1 week ago Reply
Eagle_force_555 One day you will be a member of parliament. And I will vote for you. You gonna need a lot more money though. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now 28 (TWENTY EIGHT) cabin crew videos produced. Nearly half way. The amount of work involved is outrageous (even for me). 1 week ago Reply
nathanlane I spotted an MG6 on the M1 yesterday. Do I get a prize? 1 week ago Reply
fau__ Я как будто опять в 2005 в первый раз в интернет попал: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS £1,100 of new car GP signed orders already, it's not 7am yet :) 1 week ago Reply
sarahpressler So has a rival. Meet Thanks you #wintheinternet today! 1 week ago Reply
Godscrasher think you've got me to partly thank for that, I've been supervising your staff on the webcam. Alls good. 1 week ago Reply
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KemptGames RT : RT : Who Wore it Best? Grindcore vs. LINGsCARS Advergaming assault - > I… 1 week ago Reply
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WebBombs What... the... ? 1 week ago Reply
ValuableContent Valuable Content Award for the crazy website 1 week ago Reply
_100100_ Schönes negativ Beispiel das uns Gregor Biswanger zum Thema Responsive Design zeigt. & #dwx14 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Want to work for ? WE'RE RECRUITING! >>> Hope you pay very very very well to match your high prices :) 1 week ago Reply
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Eagle_force_555 RT : RT : The content is exactly the same as last time. Plus a bomb. Which is good.. >>> Bombs are alw… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The content is exactly the same as last time. Plus a bomb. Which is good.. >>> Bombs are always good content 1 week ago Reply
Eagle_force_555 The content is exactly the same as last time. Plus a bomb. Which is good, as you know customers don’t like too many surprises. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Teaser 3 Very funny in a '100 year old man ...' sort of way. >> Grassy Arse. Will tell Daniel, spanish whizz producer 1 week ago Reply
grumbo Teaser 3 Very funny in a '100 year old man who jumped out of the window' sort of way. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : No, that is not a coffee stain. >>> Delicious, boiled. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Teaser 3 A bit dark.>>> Dark??? I thought it was exciting and explosive! Like shooting Somali hijackers, for instance 1 week ago Reply
grumbo Teaser 3 A bit dark.Teaser 1and 2 gripping. You just can't take you eyes off her and the prompt card.The plane is endlessly funny 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge and wearing a stupid blue sash in parliament 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The EU is working on the issues that consumers care most about. >> Like for instance, straight bananas. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS NEW VIDEO!!!! Damn everyone! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS New (3rd) YA JUN sample video is now up. WATCH. Please give comments about the style and substance. Ta. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS In a few minutes, (for you early birds) I will upload the 3rd (of 65) Ya Jun sample FAQ video to you tube. WAIT! I want comments, please. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Your website out any effort I have ever undertaken to shame > Like your AMERICA song, get your hair cut :) 1 week ago Reply
ScarletDawn32 Your website out any effort I have ever undertaken to shame 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : here's what happened: > Thanks so much Mr Russki. Appreciated :) 1 week ago Reply
userpig here's what happened: 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I can't see what is online at ... bloody Russians. If anyone knows what's causing my visitor spike, please let me know 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh-oh My website is going mental. Currently 150 unique visitors online (and climbing) from (I think russian facebook) 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Absolutely brilliant Ling!! RT : And I have uploaded a new Ya Jun vid earlier. >> Ta! 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : 加油! >>> Yes yes yes, I am getting on with it. WAIT! Damn you. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : LOOK forward to it Ling! :) When you hoping to get it live...... >> I think, 2 or 3 weeks for ALL vids 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : LOOK forward to it Ling! #WorkAllNightEditing :) When you hoping to get it live... > Umesh, sooooo much work 1 week ago Reply
specialistcars1 LOOK forward to it Ling! #WorkAllNightEditing :) When you hoping to get it live...... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's the link to the GAME WAR that I win, on YouTube... who else in UK motor industry has a game? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey!!! compares MY LINGsCARS GAME to a boring band game, Grindcore. I win, based on heart and mind :) Watch! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Who Wore it Best? Grindcore vs. LINGsCARS Advergaming assault - > I WIN I WIN I WIN 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My unique web visits are up 24% on June figs, so far this month. DESPITE the World Cup bollocks. Thank goodness England crashed out :) 1 week ago Reply
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JordanWMinor Made some really weird stuff for today. First, the newest episode of Who Wore it Best? with 2 glorified ads 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I have now finished filming FAQ videos. There are 64 (I think). This is massive task of editing, now. No one else will have this web feature 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Super selling day today, gross profit is £6000. And I have uploaded a new Ya Jun vid earlier. 22 finished, 40 to go. 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS *NEW* VIDEO IS UP!!! Have a look. Ya Jun #2 give me comments NOW! 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton RT : RT : how come your not using one of your own customer loan cars? >> I do not lumber myself with st… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how come your not using one of your own customer loan cars? >> I do not lumber myself with stupid overheads. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how come your not using one of your own customer loan cars? >> Why do my customers need loan cars? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS GET READY... No2 sample of my Ya Jun Aircraft Cabin Crew FAQ series will be on YouTube in 5 minutes... be the first to wee your pants. 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton how come your not using one of your own customer loan cars? Oops sorry i forgot, stupid question 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton : At the moment I am driving a black C-Class on loan from Merky Derky dealer. Like a bloody mafia/funeral car :)” 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS At the moment I am driving a black C-Class on loan from Merky Derky dealer. Like a bloody mafia/funeral car :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : & stay tuned for more updates on the end of the wk >> "SORT" is a shit acronym for this AA thing. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Roundway Down, Wilts! ☀️ >>> AKA "the sky". I have one, too. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Reports that #dealers suffering from pressures on both #trade & #retail prices, in some cases little or no profit > Boo Hoo 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I liked the first one >> Many more to come! 1 week ago Reply
Hamstall NAFFTA I'll believe, but I'd still buy it! ;-) 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge I liked the first one 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : hope you'll put them out on DVD for us! >> Oh, don't worry. They will win a BAFTA. 1 week ago Reply
Hamstall hope you'll put them out on DVD for us! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My FAQ videos include snappy subjects like "what if I die?" and "Ling's work mantra" and "I can't use the internet" - such fun. 100% brill. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I now have nearly 50 car leasing FAQ videos in the can. Aircraft cabin crew series. Producing them like mad. No other company will have this 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It won't take ling but right now leccie cars are impractical >>> You have me on the brain. 1 week ago Reply
pickselov there's only the danger of visiting this site to find a rental: 1 week ago Reply
pertileadriano Que dlç de site cara UIAHAIUHA 1 week ago Reply
AdrienneMBarnes RT : RT : you are very welcome Ling. Did you enjoy Handheld? >> Great fun! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Coloque seus phones de ouvido e aproveite. > Turn up the volume! :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you are very welcome Ling. Did you enjoy Handheld? >> Great fun! 1 week ago Reply
dunaich Здесь настолько все плохо, что даже хорошо!!! 1 week ago Reply
fuzzyfennekin STILL AMAZING 1 week ago Reply
AdrienneMBarnes you are very welcome Ling. Did you enjoy Handheld? 1 week ago Reply
elisabr86 Aqui está um site que você não pode deixar de visitar: Coloque seus phones de ouvido e aproveite. 1 week ago Reply
HugoKlemar Referência para layout de sites recebida agora há pouco. Coloque seu fone de ouvido e aproveite a visita: 1 week ago Reply
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EuOgro Entrei nesse site e simplesmente estou hipnotizado: Não consigo fechar a aba! E a música? Preciso de ajuda! Socorro!! 1 week ago Reply
Will_Sn0w It’s getting worse. 1 week ago Reply
filipekjj Isso que é um SITE de Verdade!!! 1 week ago Reply
micael_copetti this is the best f***ing website in the universe!! 1 week ago Reply
adrianomacedo Essa é pra você, que tem saudades da Internet de antigamente... 1 week ago Reply
wowfishdesign A must see!!!! According to the site, Ling was on Dragon's Den. Must view this site! Awful design #design# 1 week ago Reply
henriquekeller melhor site p/ aluguel de carros: 1 week ago Reply
BulletProofIdea Best view source ever view-source: 1 week ago Reply
KunleTCampbell shame though - safety trumps scale #anytime 1 week ago Reply
KristenObaid Blurst website ever... I just had to share #UX 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what percentage is your gross profit? Presumably you have a very high GP margin? >> My turnover is all gross margin 1 week ago Reply
jezmyers what percentage is your gross profit? Presumably you have a very high GP margin? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what percentage? >> What percentage, of what? 1 week ago Reply
jezmyers what percentage? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: Beijing built the world's largest high-speed rail system took less than a decade >> Crashes seem commonplace 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS After final year meeting with accountant, GP for LINGsCARS is now over two thirds of a £million. Very pleased. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's definitely a unique site but does a job for them. > Certainly does. GP up 15% year on year. 1 week ago Reply
SDXcreative It's definitely a unique site but does a job for them. 2 weeks ago Reply
DaveThackeray HOLY CARP!!!!!!!!1111111111111 2 weeks ago Reply
SDXcreative content always trumps design. Though purposely dodgy design can work. Look at it's legendary 2 weeks ago Reply
RoemerjH RT : RT : thank you for the fabulous car♡ >> WAH!!! Fantastic! Superrrrb model car! 2 weeks ago Reply
uyDweb They are some things that need javascript enable. e.g. you wouldn't go on and disable javascript 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Doing a presentation about good web design and using as an example #teamLing >>> Excellent. Hope successful! 2 weeks ago Reply
jsmoral Si os gusta la usabilidad y las tendencias en cuanto a diseño, no os podéis perder esta WEB - 2 weeks ago Reply
SolitaNQ and a follower too. #teamling 2 weeks ago Reply
brazly Doing a presentation about good web design and using as an example #teamLing 2 weeks ago Reply
hoagy_ytfc Reminds me of… #classic 2 weeks ago Reply
IanLunn Putting together a quote for a site that reminds me of . It’s either going to be fun or a nightmare 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling Cars - Responsive Design: via >> Wow. Thanks so much! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To accountant today, for final 30 April 2014 year end figures. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Brilliant customer service from today. I really cannot recommend them enough. >> ta! 2 weeks ago Reply
karm125 отличный сайт) никогда не видел ладу риву)) 2 weeks ago Reply
evkostrov Самый крутой сайт, который когда либо я видел - . Особенно песни доставляют! #joke Доброе утро! 2 weeks ago Reply
tkazbekov I CAN'T STOP WATCHING. IT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. PERIOD! 2 weeks ago Reply
alexpainter Brilliant customer service from today. I really cannot recommend them enough. 2 weeks ago Reply
MattEvans "where can I find car rentals" asks before I immediately load up 2 weeks ago Reply
uyDweb what you think of this 2 weeks ago Reply
ardenavett My eyes are bleeding... 2 weeks ago Reply
rulik Никто не хочет взять себе авто на прокат? Есть чудесный сайт :D #SiteFromHell 2 weeks ago Reply
adekvatus Это охрененно! Такой классный трешачок… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Who's paying for the Ghandi statue that's going up in London? >> You. As a muslim you will be outraged, I guess. 2 weeks ago Reply
Revo_Lucius RT : приготовься, интернет 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can't believe you hired an actual plane. >> You can tell it's a Chinese plane, everyone is fighting :) Cost £50! 2 weeks ago Reply
Mostcus приготовься, интернет 2 weeks ago Reply
lakey I can't believe you hired an actual plane. 2 weeks ago Reply
ifiremen Ахуенный сайт 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Brilliant. >> Chris, I have put so much effort into these. I want them to be best FAQ vid series in the UK (/world). 2 weeks ago Reply
Jock_Bastard you'll get loads of oscars and baftas. I'm sure of it. 2 weeks ago Reply
lakey Brilliant. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS COMMENTS PLEASE. You are all lazy bastards, no comments yet on my new vid series sampler 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I will send you a couple of screen grabs Is sales@ the best email? > Yep :) Are you sure you want to do that? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Two wonderful... > Never mind that. Would you like to comment on my new FAQ "cabin crew" video series? Ta. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 30mins > Never mind that. Would you or MoL like to comment on my new FAQ "cabin crew" video series? Ta. 2 weeks ago Reply
stromser Сайт "выколи мне глаз" =)) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok, you are SO LUCKY! Here is a sample FAQ video of my new CABIN CREW series, starring Ya Jun! - comments please! 2 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud I will send you a couple of screen grabs Is sales@ the best email? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I tried, it failed. have you looked at your office on streetview a bus turns into taxi > That's Google lies 2 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud I tried, it failed so I'm drinking water, thx for the advice have you looked at your office on streetview a bus turns into a taxi 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I've got a bit of a hangover, your website didn't help! x >> Let Christine and Ya Jun sing you back to sleep. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will upload sample video in a while. Series is set on crappy Chinese airliner. Ya Jun is cabin crew. Things happen. Will be > 30 HD vids 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am creating (with Daniel, my Spanish work experience guy from Reus) a video FAQ series that will be WORLD-BEATER. Starring Wei Ya Jun. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wise businesses use Sage (clue is in name). >>> What's wise about a herb shoved up chicken ass? Why not rename as "Rosemary"? 2 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud I've got a bit of a hangover, your website didn't help! x 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So many people claim to have this "social conscience" bollocks. It's nonsense. They should concentrate on themselves 100%, ignore others. 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster ;o) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : cool Ling . sounds like you're pretty sorted. Not everyone is. >> Yeah well, I care about myself... not them :) 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster That's cool Ling . It sounds like you're pretty sorted. Not everyone is. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad" > Money means can do STUFF. Eg my new Phantom2 drone 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...Ling isn't happy while tweeting about the revenue she gets before 9am? > Now £2,494 this AM :) 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Well done. In the words of Sheryl Crow, "If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad" :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...Ling isn't happy while tweeting about the revenue she gets before 9am? > So far £1224 this AM :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yes, better product usually results in more money? > I change it to "most acceptable" product 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster I actually agree w/ Ling that a business can't make people happy unless it's sustainable & profitable (same thing) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yes, better product usually results in more money? > I would disagree often with this. 2 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele yes, better product usually results in more money? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "Happy" improves qual of work, can be transformed to better product. > But money pays the bills 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster RT : "Happy" improves quality of work, which can be transformed in to a better product. 2 weeks ago Reply
alexhorre the inverse here is Ling isn't happy while tweeting about the revenue she gets before 9am? 2 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele "Happy" improves quality of work, which can be transformed in to a better product. 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster . Yes it does. Happy/more fulfilled employees work harder. Happy customers stay longer & buy more. Happy is good for everyone. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My personal beliefs vs. yours Ling > "Happy" doesn't pay bills. "Happy" doesn't make job security or wage rise 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster My personal beliefs vs. yours Ling 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The true value of a business should be how happy its' employees & customers, not just how much money it makes > Rubbish 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good morning everyone! We're here to help until 10pm. >> After 10pm, you're on your own with your Lexus, baby. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm serious. I need a car by the end of the month... you got the Clio deal on?? > Might be some Jukes? CitiGo? Ibiza? 2 weeks ago Reply
arielledworkin The best worst website: The rooster adds a nice personal touch. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : - this is the model/version>> New model is OK. Depending what trim, there are some 3 weeks/5 weeks away. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : - this is the model/version>> New model is OK. Depending what model there are some 3 weeks/5 weeks away. 2 weeks ago Reply
RealPengy Twitter's small for anim gifs is VERY small. They publish the details on the website. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Small ones.>> It's only 800k. That's small (in my terms). 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Super selling day, over £4k today, so far. Plus, we have RAIN! That is so good for my farm. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Far better way to view it: Ya Jun, my website cabin crew, doing the safety video... - I have 30 proper vids to come 2 weeks ago Reply
RealPengy Small ones. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS will twitter allow animated gifs? 2 weeks ago Reply
photonstorm a nod to perhaps? I saw Nahjis TedX talk the other month, was really great! 2 weeks ago Reply
BehindBlueAyes it was all cars and shit. Sorry for the spoiler 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one Tweet the F1 result, please. Because I got bored watching armco repairs and haven't seen recording of crashy race, yet. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : your website being shown at a Web dev talk for #GEPbootcamp was the highlight of the week >> Always pleasure :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : - Hi, I’m looking at options for Kia Carens>> I am checking version, please wait :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : any specific good deals on small cars at the mo?? 3+.... >> YOU asking **ME**??? :) 2 weeks ago Reply
_JayGeorge Urgh clients trying to shove the kitchen sink in the header against advice.Currently looks like . Wont be in portfolio 2 weeks ago Reply
BronwynDurand RT website content: If you post standard stuff, it'll get standard response. > effort and expectations rarely align 2 weeks ago Reply
priteshpatel9 - this is the model/version I am after: 2 weeks ago Reply
priteshpatel9 - Hi, I’m looking at options for Kia Carens but I was looking for the latest version. How do I know which version it is? 2 weeks ago Reply
andygambles Showing off the website at a webdev talk certainly gets a reaction :) 2 weeks ago Reply
andygambles I do enjoy showing it off to the non believers. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
mrpotholeuk Exactly, Transport Minister who has Farming background in charge of roads, railway etc not got CV for it 2 weeks ago Reply
ABD_Sussex Sadly true. Still, probably Education or Defence next week..... When will we see experts in charge? 2 weeks ago Reply
mrpotholeuk Sounds about right for GOV on so many things 2 weeks ago Reply
ABD_Sussex So more people driving = more fuel tax to pay for the repairs!Hasn't really thought it through has he? 2 weeks ago Reply
michaelbell11 because the PCP they offer are shit and product aimed at older customer base that are dying of and stopping driving.... Simples 2 weeks ago Reply
OmairVaiyani your website being shown at a Web dev talk for the #GEPbootcamp was the highlight of the week 2 weeks ago Reply
stefanmanku It all changes when the truth comes out! 2 weeks ago Reply
mrpotholeuk Strange that! & Transport Minister thinks Public stupid. … … … … … … … … … … … … … 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How on earth have managed to achieve a 12% DROP in registrations, in best car sales environment, for years? Amazing achievement. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : For some it is a conscious choice - but not many... >> Yes. You can see them drifting dysfunctionally towards it 2 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty not so much truth in this though. For some it is a conscious choice - but not many... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : much truth in that.... >> Unfortunately "get a grip" brings howls of protest. But it's probably the truth needed. 2 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty much truth in that.... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...not caring about it... > Face it. There will always be an underclass. Some people seem to love being in it. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and I am not sure that not caring about it is the way forward > Let them "care" about themselves, for a change? 2 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty and I am not sure that not caring about it is the way forward. Even though what we spend our money on suggests otherwise! 2 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty I'd agree that many of our responses to poverty are ill thought through and need changing because of unintended consequences 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Anyone got latest stats on poverty in Leeds? > Give them food banks and free vouchers and they'll queue up to join "poverty" 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Anyone got latest stats on poverty in Leeds? >> Jeez. The more you get concerned, the more people join the poverty lifestyle 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I never realised quite how old Rolf Harris is. Still a vile creature irrespective... >> Last year he was cuddly, hahaha. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I was pretty chilled on the street >> You are so cool, heh. Maybe people should just take more care? 2 weeks ago Reply
AAPresident I was pretty chilled on the street but as I didn't have my AA torch I couldn't see the potholes or other obstacles.... 2 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge good morning! 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo I hear you can now lease cars underwater. Why weren't we told? World first. Amphibious digital on-line leasing. Very disruptive. 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : The whole point of Twitter is to be constantly outraged at something" >>> Well, indignant at least. Or failing that, grumpy. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : pavement this morning with no lights. > To avoid dying, couldn't people (peds and drivers) just take a little more care? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seems the whole point of Twitter is to be constantly outraged at something, X, Y or Z. Most people need a little slap, back. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : View from a Herts pavement this morning with no lights. > Edmund... you are in permanent state of outrage. ...Chill... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : مثلاً من و حجت پارسال تابستون لب ساحل قدم میزدیم. اون قوطی دلستر دستش بود منم یه پلاستیک خیارشور :) > Double Dutch. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... Police...Twitter complaint! >> Indeed. "Preserve our values and traditions" is clever code, eh? No wonder... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I guarantee no one in whole UK puts as much effort into website content, as *me*. If you post standard stuff, it'll get standard response. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow is filming all day. Ya Jun in da studio, mon. Dressed as air hostess, making movies. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ..risk of a region of heavy rain heading NE... >> Yes please. Would like to order some rain, thanks. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.>> Simplistic nonsense. Wrong. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... it's 's desirable family motor ” #motorhappy >>> Give journo a free car; get LOLs 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another Ya Jun screenshot. Can you wait? Series of dozens of films coming soon. Better than House of Cards. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another Ya Jun screenshot. Can you wait? Series of dozens of films coming soon. Better than House of Cards. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sebastian vettel just.. Notice the my other car is an rb10! >> The cult of celebrity. Sigh. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ya Jun air hostess from hell FAQ series coming on well. Here is a screenshot: 2 weeks ago Reply
Daniel8Lopes Holy crap! ht: 2 weeks ago Reply
merix_studio UltraSuperCoolWebsite: #inspirations #wtf 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...Does that lead to a discount? > Ah. Wait till you see new Ya Jun aircraft film series... you'll contract me. 2 weeks ago Reply
jeffscruff Cheers for the follow. Does that lead to a discount? ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
MrMarkRoss Well... This has made my day. #web #design 2 weeks ago Reply
AlastairJRBall It has also been pointed out that this is a pretty terrible website - but it does make a lot of money 2 weeks ago Reply
DJIforums RT : RT : I saw a video of someone flying their DJI phantom above the clouds lol! >> Clouds can easily be… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I saw a video of someone flying their DJI phantom above the clouds lol! >> Clouds can easily be below 400ft :) 2 weeks ago Reply
AvengetheNoobz that's some boosack noodles. 3 weeks ago Reply
Nadia_Soy_Yo o que vayas a comprar un auto a Ling. Te da el almuerzo de ramen gratis 100% cierto 3 weeks ago Reply
ChuckPurnell wow is the height limit after the update? I saw a video of someone flying their DJI phantom above the clouds lol! 3 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Anyone had any experience of using ? >> Yep. We've had about a dozen cars. Barking mad image. Cracking service. 3 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal yup. 2 cars. Getting another soon. A great company; helpful folk and decent prices. 3 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal keep up Ling. Got and broke ours yesterday... Think a bearing has gone on 2nd flight. Taking it back today. 3 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele I have recently and couldn't be happier with the experience. is definitely bonkers though. 3 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele make the most of it while it's still legal. 3 weeks ago Reply
jedi_roach How about this web site design? Complete with Chicken, jumping flies and a woman speaking into a loudspeaker! 3 weeks ago Reply
mradamdubois Go in with an open mind. She’s bloody bonkers ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
wolvesboy thanks Adam :) 3 weeks ago Reply
wolvesboy thank you Ling. Was hoping for a more impartial view :))) (Surprised you've only had 8!!) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : have you TM'd Lings? >>> No, LINGsCARS. But the scope covers "LINGs" 3 weeks ago Reply
AndyCDoyle have you TM'd Lings? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have ordered my DJI Phantom 2 quadrocoprterdrone. Now need a GoPro, and am all ready to fly! 400ft height limit though. 3 weeks ago Reply
mradamdubois I’ve only had two cars from but won’t go anywhere else for the third. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : saw this and came to my mind! :) >> I allow them to trade, using "Lings" (trademark) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Anyone had any experience of using ? >>> I have had 8 cars from me, if that helps... :) 3 weeks ago Reply
davidcapello en realidad la peor página es esta pero no se queda atrás 3 weeks ago Reply
wolvesboy Anyone had any experience of using ? Mad (and brilliant) website, and great reviews, so looking for 3rd opinion... 3 weeks ago Reply
stephen_jury shame, would love a bit of world domination from L. 3 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 saw this and came to my mind ! quickly realised it wasn't ! :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Ben_Idiotgenius RT : MY NEW FAVORITE WEBSITE!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
sci4me MY NEW FAVORITE WEBSITE!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
Ta_Emilia_ Strona inna niż wszystkie. Gra, tańczy i śpiewa. 3 weeks ago Reply
nicemondays Digamos que es una web muy “llamativa” 3 weeks ago Reply
seany85 his name is Rodriguez, and he hearts . 3 weeks ago Reply
MariuszHerma 1. Click 2. Click Ctrl+U 3 weeks ago Reply
basgroot Een zusje van dit design: 3 weeks ago Reply
Pixelier Misil hacia tu corazón 3 weeks ago Reply
ThatDorisMcDay online looking for some lease car deals and found this . I swear, do not open this is you're epileptic. Is it real? 3 weeks ago Reply
foodfrankly Looking for a new car lease and found this website. Amazing, but I nearly had a seizure. 3 weeks ago Reply
_phil_franks_ Looking for a new car lease and found this website. Amazing but I nearly had a seizure. 3 weeks ago Reply
BRAVEBristol Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of . She really is a one-off. 3 weeks ago Reply
simonlye is that from someone who currently works at lingscars? 3 weeks ago Reply
WOTBFestival Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… #biztips 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS who is attacking my website? Keep having to restart apache. 3 weeks ago Reply
seandmcmullen This is a great website. 3 weeks ago Reply
jedi_roach How about this web site design? Complete with Chicken, jumping flies and a woman speaking into a loudspeaker! 3 weeks ago Reply
alcuvi RT : ¡¿¡Es que nadie va a ir a la cárcel por permitir una web así?!?!?! - 3 weeks ago Reply
m_arlandy ¡¿¡Es que nadie va a ir a la cárcel por permitir una web así?!?!?! - 3 weeks ago Reply
StuartEmery If you're lucky it may go towards nuclear weapons, ministers expenses or help you out with keeping that 45p max tax 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce yes my 300 saplings need water 3 weeks ago Reply
timgws RT : Printing outgoing envelopes for Polly. 3 weeks ago Reply
print8advice RT : All business envelopes should be as witty as this.. RT Printing outgoing envelopes for Polly. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People sucking up benefits while not working: Don't worry, I'll be paying in VAT on another £216,000 of sales, very soon. Keep you in pizzas 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Here's how things stand. #analysis >> That's great, but I need some rain in DH2. Please. 3 weeks ago Reply
sheepio All business envelopes should be as witty as this.. RT Printing outgoing envelopes for Polly. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Printing outgoing envelopes for Polly. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Starting the day £3500 up on 2013 June sales total. Let's see what I can add to that and finish on :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS VAT day today - looks like £33,000. This should support a few benefit cheats. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am now PADI qualified diver :) Great diving at the Isle of Bute, starfish and crabs, not many Sainsburys bags :) 3 weeks ago Reply
NewCarMark RT : The #AutoMarketing Weekend Wrap is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales The #AutoMarketing Weekend Wrap is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 3 weeks ago Reply
FILIPINAFANTASY wtf is this site 3 weeks ago Reply
Hevia_C RT : Empezamos fuertes el #CROignite con esta web que nos presenta 3 weeks ago Reply
jlasolis RT : Empezamos fuertes el #CROignite con esta web que nos presenta 3 weeks ago Reply
juan_cmsm Empezamos fuertes el #CROignite con esta web que nos presenta 3 weeks ago Reply
i_center Uwaga! Wchodzą nowe trendy w projektowaniu stron internetowych - prostota formy, jasność przekazu nie są już... 3 weeks ago Reply
kejsarmakten "Me... I hammer visitors to death with cookies, so I can find out what they want." 3 weeks ago Reply
MarkTassell I been thinking about buying Phantom for a while, but read about so many flyaways. Friend of mine lost his- no tracker fitted. 3 weeks ago Reply
Toxic11234 YOUR THE BEST 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : make sure you get a tracker fitted in case of a flyaway. Check out fi-li-fi. > Good idea 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The best website on the planet is - even the source is ascii art! (view-source:) > Grassy Ass 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sales for June are currently £7000 GP ahead of June 2013. Looks like another great month. Some competitors badly affected by VW issues. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today, I am on the road to Bute, where I will complete my PADI diving course. It's a bloody cccccold day, heh. 3 weeks ago Reply
MarkTassell make sure you get a tracker fitted in case of a flyaway. Check out fi-li-fi. 3 weeks ago Reply
GrahamCreative Hey & . Wish I’d shown this at #EliteCamp for review, and straight-faced claimed it as my own work: 3 weeks ago Reply
johnlowe The best website on the planet is - even the source is ascii art! (view-source:) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : important to eat at steady intervals through the day to keep your blood sugar > Diabetics yes, normal people self-adjust 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ‘Nazis.’ #DerpCup2014 >> Well, Hulk Hogan *IS* doing a Heil Hitler 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : USA fans gather in Chicago to watch game. #USA #GER >> Oh dear. They think it's called soccer... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : has launched its new Relay #LCV >> Minor Sevel facelift. Virtually nothing 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : umm I am English ... >>> Even worse. 3 weeks ago Reply
ndashing umm I am English ... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : #LetsDoThis #USA >> Hulk Hogan doing USA combination of Black Power and Heil Hitler. LOL 3 weeks ago Reply
stefanmanku RT : RT : can u wave when u here it next >> FFS, it's like Play School today. No. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : firstly enough of the condescending tone >> It's OK, you are American. We all understand. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : can u wave when u here it next >> FFS, it's like Play School today. No. 3 weeks ago Reply
Its_MrPotato can u wave when u here it next 3 weeks ago Reply
ndashing firstly enough of the condescending tone Secondly I do get it it's you that doesn't seem to "get" what's goin on here 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #LetsDoThis #USA >>> Oh dear. You don't get this AT ALL. The idea is to LOSE (in the UK at least) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you should wave when u here it next >>> Guy is on loo at mo. 3 weeks ago Reply
Its_MrPotato you should wave when u here it next 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : does the "Taunt Guy" button actually do anything. > Yep, plays in the office, I'm here at mo, but Guy is immune 3 weeks ago Reply
Its_MrPotato does the "Taunt Guy" button actually do anything. 3 weeks ago Reply
3Haxapb24 but need for Russia 3 weeks ago Reply
3Haxapb24 Russian. I've just won 3 badges) 3 weeks ago Reply
3Haxapb24 I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : the 3 palaeo-federalist Euro-parties have formed a coalition "for a stable pro-European majority": > Potato WHAT? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : NYC driver decapitated while running from the cops. >> "His head was found in the back seat." err...LOL 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "£2760 so far today" ... since I typed that we have had a FLURRY of orders one after other. Now £4,789. Bloody WAH! Mad 5 minutes! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS £2760 so far today, a couple of hours to go. Good day! is looking at my drone/gimbal/gopro/controller config for best solution 3 weeks ago Reply
NewCarMark RT : The Ed Brooks Daily is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales The Ed Brooks Daily is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : damn! :( gt86 it is then! >> RWD better, more fun :) 3 weeks ago Reply
fgalv damn! :( gt86 it is then! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thinking of golf r due to mega cheap leasing, does this affect me? >> Yes, too late. prob no more personal deals on R 3 weeks ago Reply
remcoverhezen Is dit geen inspirerende website? - 3 weeks ago Reply
fgalv what does this mean in layman's terms? Thinking of getting a golf r due to mega cheap leasing, does this affect me? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some leasing brokers who have gone mad on Golf Rs to personal customers, have now got MASSIVE issues as VWFS has FCA issues on these deals. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Am very close to investing in Phantom 2 drone and Go Pro black. Just need final advice from the Spanish expert who has one of both. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I test to see if it makes me laugh. My "laugh" test. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what test will you be running? Code stability, performance, users? >> Errr, none. Test to see if it works :) 3 weeks ago Reply
wickedgeekie "Well, just sorting the test one, first. Soon :)" 3 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong Hahahah! That A-hole actually took them down in the end. So I'm not too bothered. ;-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am getting scuba diving training in Isle of Bute this weekend - remind me of the asshole stealing images, I'll visit him :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I've just won a collectors badge playing Ling's quiz >> I'll swap the badge, for Ukraine. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's quiz > Hang on, you're Russian? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just received a crew demo kit for an Airbus. This will feature in my new Ya Jun videos. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : when are you rolling it out? can't wait! >> Well, just sorting the test one, first. Soon :) 3 weeks ago Reply
jlechev Vous voulez savoir ce qu'est une bonne #UX de site? Sachez ce qui ne l'est pas ! RT ! 4 weeks ago Reply
3Haxapb24 I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 4 weeks ago Reply
falconsallies But 'Bad' design can be done REALLY well… that's amazing. Actually amazing. 4 weeks ago Reply
hiromo6 RT : 世界で最もクールなwebデザイン 4 weeks ago Reply
shingoK1200RS RT : 世界で最もクールなwebデザイン 4 weeks ago Reply
FRFnanzi RT : 世界で最もクールなwebデザイン 4 weeks ago Reply
wickedgeekie when are you rolling it out? can't wait! 4 weeks ago Reply
daichihaji 世界で最もクールなwebデザイン 4 weeks ago Reply
redbrand RT : RT : Is this the best or worst website in the world? Lings Cars > Oh God, you always ask diffi… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is this the best or worst website in the world? Lings Cars > Oh God, you always ask difficult questions 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What my team do when I'm in meetings >> WAH! Use more sellotape! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
urbancool #FTW 4 weeks ago Reply
smcliv Is this the best or the worst website in the world? Lings Cars 4 weeks ago Reply
ValuableContent You'll find valuable content on this website from #valuablecontenthero 4 weeks ago Reply
TD_Nijboer RT : When a website design goes to hell 4 weeks ago Reply
mgielissen When a website design goes to hell 4 weeks ago Reply
HurstDEV Daniel is on loan to us from today, so we've got him building a coffee table. That and implementing HTML video feeds! 4 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch your XF lease prices are VERY tempting, but might hold out for the XE. #patience 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Same reason we are now leasing. Avoid Mazda 5/6, dealer quoted us over £3.5K replacement cost… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it's ok, mine should be pretty cheap given it's on an XF. >>> (heh, yeah Jaaag prices cheap :) 4 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch it's ok, mine should be pretty cheap given it's on an XF. 4 weeks ago Reply
mneuschaefer some sites produce similar effects without #xss , eg 4 weeks ago Reply
stevecarpenter Same reason we are now leasing. Avoid Mazda 5/6, dealer quoted us over £3.5K replacement cost for DPF! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm done with used cars - DPF filter warning light came on. Leasing next up. > DPF can be a nightmare £££ aagh 4 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch I'm done with used cars - DPF filter warning light came on. Leasing next up. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ? Is the word 'entrepreneur' overused &meaningless? > Means a start-up blowing £££s usually 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow I will make a movie to promote my beautiful give-away 1980s icon. Using a drone to film it just like Top Gear 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Super sales day with £6200 in GP so far today. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I collected the iconic 1980s sports convertible (to be given away in a competition). Looks beautiful, fully restored and reconditioned. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : just had my VW from serviced by a VW dealer. Nearly got upgrade when they bought out the totally wrong car f… 4 weeks ago Reply
rocio_verde RT : Excelente diseño y usabilidad del sitio (?) 4 weeks ago Reply
laconipalma Excelente diseño y usabilidad del sitio (?) 4 weeks ago Reply
christian1213_ just had my VW from serviced by a VW dealer. Nearly got upgrade when they bought out the totally wrong car for me to take home! 4 weeks ago Reply
rtayar Ja ja ja, es un clásico. Te recomiendo leer esta entrevista 4 weeks ago Reply
socializoenred RT : ¿Cómo explica un experto como el éxito de este #ecommerce inglés? ¡Parece la web de Homer… 4 weeks ago Reply
Rona_Bacas RT : Every brand & band needs a website & not all are equal. Have you thought about how yours is positioning you? - http://… 4 weeks ago Reply
xavimas RT : ¿Cómo explica un experto como el éxito de este #ecommerce inglés? ¡Parece la web de Homer… 4 weeks ago Reply
gcarpiodelsaz ¿Cómo explica un experto como el éxito de este #ecommerce inglés? ¡Parece la web de Homer Simpson! 4 weeks ago Reply
JuKassel RT : CRISE. CARDIAQUE. 4 weeks ago Reply
Sandrine_HA CRISE. CARDIAQUE. 4 weeks ago Reply
SimonAntony_Rog A couple of my all-time favourites (a similar caliber of design!): and of course 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce got to start somewhere pioneering new uses for the built environment 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton you would be grumpy too if someone had just nearly put this through your rear windscreen 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Good to know bruce, as i think a football boot may weigh a good deal more than a Robinson R22 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In my book >>> Is that the Grumpy Lard Book of Driving Etiquette? 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton RT : For Edinburgh Commonwealth games 1986 we let Nike put 20m replica boot on canopy Put above ups… 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce For Edinburgh Commonwealth games 1986 we let Nike put 20m replica boot on canopy Put above upstands max strength 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Are you implying that im a lard bucket ? >> ask not the sparrow how the eagle soars.... 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton are you saying it will, but not if im sat in it too? Are you implying that im a lard bucket ? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Does anyone know if canopy of an old petrol station will support the a Robinson R22 > It's weight of lard bucket issue. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm guessing it's not a Carlton?... >>> Correct. But is just as exciting. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Chinese can be crirticised for many things, but the really good thing is... they don't do all the barmy mentalist religious shite. 4 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele I'm guessing it's not a Carlton?... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ya Jun dressed as a 1960s Pan American air hostess. On a scale of 1 to 10, she really is an 11. "Ask Ling" will be a MOST POPULAR feature. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This weekend we made test films with Ya Jun for "ASK LING" - my new website super-feature. Made by Spaniard intern Daniel. He is very good! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS GIVE AWAY - I should say "Lotus designed chassis" really. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have a fully refurbished, Lotus-designed British-built iconic 1980's vehicle to give away VERY SOON. Super LING competition coming. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : drive from SF to LA puts you on correct side of road for site (sic) seeing. > Like Gateshead to Jarrow? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I heard gave her a good deal on finance > Was fro LINGsWINGS (tm), not LINGsCARS (tm) :) 4 weeks ago Reply
simonscarfe I heard gave her a good deal on finance 4 weeks ago Reply
keltskaya_ Если ты считаешь, что на сайте, где ты качаешь музыку много рекламы, то ты не был здесь: 4 weeks ago Reply
simonshieldcars every day we come face to face with customers #CDC14 4 weeks ago Reply
Elitistuff RT : Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 4 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 4 weeks ago Reply
JacobsAthot_ RT : Just click on it 4 weeks ago Reply
camslays Just click on it 4 weeks ago Reply
_Sarhx The chicken still looking everywhere for the missing page 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great Friday so far... can I hit £4k in next hour? We'll see.... At the weekend, I am making some vids. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Facelifted #Honda CR-V spotted #cars #news >> Bigger Honda badge and "CRV" in Comic Sans? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Car dealer just phoned Holly Polly and threatened to "arse rape" his staff for making a stupid error. That's GRRRRRRREAT! 4 weeks ago Reply
NewCarMark ... It's not for everyone. Kind of like BBQ'd Dog. But Cat on a Stick, that's a different story! Love ya Ling! #NCM 4 weeks ago Reply
koomai This is the best website in the UK #webdesign 4 weeks ago Reply
sharonodea Still not a patch on obvs. 4 weeks ago Reply
Ajamiau Nejlepší web století! Ispirace pro každého webdesignera: (barvy, hejblata, tváře, hudba, všechno! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
resoursa Пример эталонного вебдизайна 4 weeks ago Reply
Itakora Amo a Ling Valentine y su estilo de diseño web 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : stands are a hit #CDC14 >> Shirts & suits as far as the eyes can see. Like Zulus, thousands of em. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Watching loads of BBC Iraq news clips with ISIS insurgents killing people etc, I am wondering if Toyota has direct HiLux supply arrangement? 4 weeks ago Reply
MilesPerLitre would come to you but want to buy, not lease. 4 weeks ago Reply
sf4d74 Oops My apologies Ling.. Autocorrect failure there 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Has anybody successfully chatted to a car dealer on chat system? > Should be called "Dealer Ignore System" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Has anybody ever successfully chatted to a car dealer on the chat system? >> That's a complete oxymoron. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Very Welcome Long..have a fantastically busy weekend >> Thanks Shortie. 4 weeks ago Reply
sf4d74 Very Welcome Long..have a fantastically busy weekend 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A customer asking for a Porsche. I explained I don't do them, or conservatories, or greenhouses, basically because crazy price & fire issue. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Anyway look at it this way. We do make bloody good programmes about cars. > Cars? ?? ? Thought the progs were about you? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #ff My favourite lady of Twitter, mad as a hatter, but a genius in business well worth a follow ;) > Grassy Arse. 4 weeks ago Reply
sf4d74 #ff My favourite lady of Twitter, mad as a hatter, but a genius in business well worth a follow ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When will the overpaid prancing fu*kers & the slavering idiot "fans" & opinions realise it has nothing to do with anything but **ATTITUDE**? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If I was the commentator, I'd have said at kick off "They think it's all over..." and then shut up until full time, ending: "...it is, now" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I like it explains the never ending corridor vortex of doom at Kings Cross. Arriving from Newcastle you disappear 4 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto >Ha, when was last time you met every customer face to face? #CDC14 > You misunderstand the internet. Sigh.” > Predictable #yawn 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Complete idiots "analysing" England football match. It is easy... they can win, draw or lose. They lost. Twice in a row. No analysis needed. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : > Ha, when was last time you met every customer face to face? #CDC14 > You misunderstand the internet. Sigh. 4 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : Hahaha now there's a scary thought! 4 weeks ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 RT : Hahaha now there's a scary thought! 4 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle Hahaha now there's a scary thought! 4 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle RT : > Ha, when was the last time you met every customer face to face? #CDC14 4 weeks ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 RT : > Ha, when was the last time you met every customer face to face? #CDC14 4 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto > Ha, when was the last time you met every customer face to face? #CDC14 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #CarDealers #TeamCalldrip | > "turn web visits into a phone call"? Completely misunderstands the web. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Crime is crime I pay council tax to address it > Jesus 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Instead of doing selfies and analysing themselves, the Car Dealer Conference should be cancelled & a Car CUSTOMER Conference created #CDC14 4 weeks ago Reply
MilesPerLitre Crime is crime, I pay council tax to address it. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS All the usual suspects in one place #CDC14 .... where is AlQaeda when you need them? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I reported last night's offender ... > Jesus. Crime of century? 4 weeks ago Reply
Mosschop Warning: strobe effects 4 weeks ago Reply
jaulanocturna Si alguna vez tengo web personal quiero que sea como esta: 4 weeks ago Reply
kaitlynaliano , SARAH! I know you're rarely on , but I think you'll *really* love the design of this website: 0:-) 4 weeks ago Reply
delvestaxis : RT : thanks for RT x >> No problem. But like this Tweet, kids will ignore your stuff.” 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : thanks for RT x >> No problem. But like this Tweet, kids will ignore your stuff. 4 weeks ago Reply
delvestaxis thanks for RT x 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : And very low overheads. You must make more money on a car than a dealership. >> I would hope so. 4 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge And very low overheads. You must make more money on a car than a dealership. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : seat belts to be fitted to school buses and no standing -e-petitions >> Mad: a) Kids won't wear belts, b) Kids will stand. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS £4000 in signed orders gross profit so far today. Not bad. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The updated state of the parties > No one knows ANY of these parties- it's nonsense. Except the Aldi party, heard of THEM 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What email address do I send to? Thanks ! >> sales at lingscars dot com 4 weeks ago Reply
WillKrger The best car website – ever 4 weeks ago Reply
KieuAnhTran I'm so glad that in times like these when nothing stays the same, never changes and never fails to entertain. 4 weeks ago Reply
carolajner RT : people often ask me for examples of minimal, elegant and clear website designs. for me this is one of the best: 4 weeks ago Reply
BoomMcSplode This is what I'm going to base all of my front end development off of 4 weeks ago Reply
kirai es estilo :) 4 weeks ago Reply
FlorianWust RT : BEST WEBSITE EVER ! #web 4 weeks ago Reply
joelmrcr BEST WEBSITE EVER ! #web 4 weeks ago Reply
DinoleeKarting What email address do I send to? Thanks ! 4 weeks ago Reply
CaptainInbox It was courtesy of , I love it, great location too. Not quite as sparkly as thanks 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Funny Ling. Everyone is talking Netflix. >> I would be interested to invest (small amount) in project. 4 weeks ago Reply
garysinyor Funny Ling. Everyone is talking Netflix. Meantime look at these 4 weeks ago Reply
geake really? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : JLR creates 250 new Jobs new Discovery Sport: >> It's made of lots of squares of welded metal? 4 weeks ago Reply
Toxic11234 I LOVE YOU 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS As incompetents... DVLA issue new car tax discs very slowly & use 2nd class mail. So, new law giving 14 days grace from displaying tax disc. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Father Has The Best T-Shirt You'll See All Day >> Let me guess... he's American? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Favourite moments from last night >> Speak to Netflix. Get yourself a series. You want a reference? You can do it! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 08.30, already on the way to £2k of sales. ... I just LOVE car co's who start work at 9am, they miss loads of business. Heh. Lazy bastards. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I would Love to talk to you >> Send me email, I have some advice for you Dino(saur?) sales at lingscars com 4 weeks ago Reply
nickjowen What happens when they freak out? 4 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Freakers 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When Americans say "freaking", they mean "*ucking". What's the point in pretending? Stop telling me about "freaking" stuff, sounds pathetic. 4 weeks ago Reply
banjoreserve RT : Every brand & band needs a website & not all are equal. Have you thought about how yours is positioning you? - http://… 5 weeks ago Reply
StevePalfreyman Every brand & band needs a website & not all are equal. Have you thought about how yours is positioning you? - 5 weeks ago Reply
GoldenGooseAU Reason #1 to have a professional design/develop your website: 5 weeks ago Reply
FreeSiteReport website estimations and traffic net worth $24,026 5 weeks ago Reply
peas_ofmind RT : If you're thinking about updating your website desing, here is an inspirational example: #epic … 5 weeks ago Reply
aarongblack As someone who occasionally builds websites I had to share this completely awesome website. (Turn your volume up!) 5 weeks ago Reply
ilporyynanen RT : If you're thinking about updating your website desing, here is an inspirational example: #epic … 5 weeks ago Reply
JaakkoHalmetoja If you're thinking about updating your website desing, here is an inspirational example: #epic #design #websites 5 weeks ago Reply
jchoi007 Check out: . Do something radically different than anyone else! 5 weeks ago Reply
acer_dog oh man! dat website 5 weeks ago Reply
tetecray RT : I would Love to talk to you about my plight for sponsorship, your advice would make my year! I am in need of… 5 weeks ago Reply
SecretHairParty RT : I would Love to talk to you about my plight for sponsorship, your advice would make my year! I am in need of… 5 weeks ago Reply
Chichipow RT : I would Love to talk to you about my plight for sponsorship, your advice would make my year! I am in need of… 5 weeks ago Reply
DinoleeKarting I would Love to talk to you about my plight for sponsorship, your advice would make my year! I am in need of any help to succeed 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think the ISIS nutters are the latest muslim fundamentalists to be "Sponsored by Toyota". All use Toyota pick-ups. Insh'allah 5 weeks ago Reply
MVSWebDesign My eyes! Have you seen ? 5 weeks ago Reply
crabcz Asi se inspirovali u Ling 5 weeks ago Reply
NightsideSec this one will make your eyes bleed even more: 5 weeks ago Reply
iiPuddingzz Darren licks the weiner 5 weeks ago Reply
iiPuddingzz banana 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Naughty! 5 weeks ago Reply
SourceLuxury it still is until production! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've got a little visitor in office today! >> I have photoshopped in the dog shit: :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've got a little visitor in office today! I'm in love... >> Delicious, boiled :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : wait for the R400! >> I thought that was a Lexmark? 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Crow excerpts from "Crow Attacks Woman" from Portsmouth News. >> Quiet news day? 5 weeks ago Reply
SourceLuxury wait for the R400! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Crow excerpts from "Crow Attacks Woman" from Portsmouth News. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "It got me with its beak. It could have been a child" good job it was a crow. "I looked up and there was a crow hovering above me" Hovering? 5 weeks ago Reply
fgalv oh wow. Don't tempt me ling... ;) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm no expert BUT 300bhp for £320 a month looks like a bloody bargain to me. New shape Golf R is cheap-a-doodle. 5 weeks ago Reply
Hamstall BASTARDS! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it's gone now - there was a sea of UKIP signs in the fields around here >> That one was funny :) 5 weeks ago Reply
NoRedBraces it's gone now - there was a sea of UKIP signs in the fields around here 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The A40 Witney to Oxford. Single carriageway joy. >> Is the UKIP = wankers sign still there? Funny. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Rouhani. #TeamMelli 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jaaaaag kept this quiet: Jag XF May 2014: "Jaguar is recalling some XF cars because they may lose stability and directional control." 5 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster lol, yes. There needs to be a certain level of 'obedience' to be an 'excellent employee'. Not everyone can be the radical. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : From : Seven mistakes to avoid over Iraq >> A bullet list? Heh. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "Someone w/....That's a good predictor of an excellent employee" > You forgot "but won't risk their own neck". 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Scots are 46% to 37% against nuclear weapons >>> Maybe they are just against being bombed with Other People's Nuclear Weapons? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: The future of data The New Landscape #CDC14 > I wish you'd sort out CAP data quality 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Remember how good/bad this site is? Lings Cars. Classic. >> I remember that site- every time I sneeze 5 weeks ago Reply
Choir_Press RT : Worth a click - well funny - Best web design in the world ever ... 5 weeks ago Reply
ruthersish Remember how good/bad this site is? Lings Cars. Classic. 5 weeks ago Reply
Horsteeey RT : OMG AUT KAUF 5 weeks ago Reply
JamieSmile13 OMG AUT KAUF 5 weeks ago Reply
Horsteeey LEUTE WOLLT IHR EIN AUTO KAUFEN? 5 weeks ago Reply
stephenmiranda I've seen the zenith of web design. And it is here... #lingscars #GIFs #genius #webdesign 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Sorry been too busy today selling used cars that i had photographed to reply or join in the discussion 5 weeks ago Reply
MAdesignltd Worth a click - well funny - Best web design in the world ever ... 5 weeks ago Reply
alohacarguy RT : New Car Mark™... News You Can Use is out! Stories via 5 weeks ago Reply
BehnazBaba Now this is one sexy ebsite : 5 weeks ago Reply
AllenDuGuay1 RT : New Car Mark™... News You Can Use is out! Stories via 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : best website ever? or worst... >> I'm massively surprised that you have to ask... :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm going to go with iconically crap.. And hence probably very successful.> Yes! Ta :) 5 weeks ago Reply
fielderhe I'm going to go with iconically crap.. And hence probably very successful. The load speed is actually really good! 5 weeks ago Reply
YourvineNick best website ever? or worst... 5 weeks ago Reply
NewCarMark New Car Mark™... News You Can Use is out! Stories via 5 weeks ago Reply
michaelbell11 I tried to buy a car from lings cars in March, didn't like the net chat. Local dealer face2face service 5 weeks ago Reply
PhilippeVay RT : Need a car ? Here you go -> Website of the day :P 5 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge It will be filed in the bin. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks for the suggestion. I'll be sure to record your feedback. ^PM >> But nothing is EVER done, eh? :) 5 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Thanks for the suggestion. I'll be sure to record your feedback. ^PM 5 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP Looks good Umesh...be interesting to see more of the stock done...looks bright & attractive - monitor activity 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Umesh If was installed on your server, you could set up (eg) 5 profiles and one click, apply appropriate one to each photo 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Umesh > ImageMagick is a free and open-source software suite for displaying, converting, and editing raster image files 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks Ling, Will have to check it out and try it:) #Appreciated >> Apply bright/contrast, vib/sat & unsharp 5 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 : Umesh I have used your Golf image, and using 3 filters, massively cheered it up: ” WOW ! 5 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 Thanks Ling, Will have to check it out and try it:) #Appreciated 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Umesh I have used your Golf image, and using 3 filters, massively cheered it up: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Umesh, I have looked. You need to use server-side (effortless) image software like imagemagick. Your images are DARK 5 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 oops :) thanks Ling just for you :) Go check it out ..... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ALL cars with ‘Full Walk around Video’ what do you think? >> Be better with a working URL :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Eh? Lost in translation..> "Skanked" is the art of car dealers overcharging for just about EVERYTHING 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Le Mans race analysis from #PHLM14 >> Thing is, yesterday's race. No one AT ALL cares about this race. Trust me. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why not... why can't we choose how long the web page stays active before logout? Everyone has different requirements you see. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Work beckons. Where are those car keys... >> The ones with the LINGsCARS key tag? In the fruit bowl... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Crazy and self defeating for all though. >> But SUPERB for customers. As ever you forget them. 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Correct ( for some) Crazy and self defeating for all though. 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Eh? Lost in translation.. 5 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 I see dlrs chasing broker biz but ignore profitable / local / repeat business ! chasing volume - bonus ! 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I should add, we manage to avoid this. Many large PLCs falling over themselves to deal with them 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG There would (unfortunately) Umesh as crazy margin structure almost encourages dlr use of brokers 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : But any disaffection with dlrs often based on old fashioned, hackneyed views > ...and being skanked. 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG We are close to agreement there. But any disaffection with dlrs is often based on old fashioned, hackneyed views 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I might give you 'hours' the others are factually incorrect. Recruitment IS an issue but our Co. very stable. We avoid recycling 5 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 if All dealers were good Ling, there would be room for your biz or brokers ! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You take the equivalent of the UKIP vote. > Yes, customers are often disillusioned with usual dealers 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Sometimes you do, often you don't. Price is not your USP. You take the equivalent of the UKIP vote. 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Apart from the abuse ( part of the brand) I like Lings entrepreneurialism supported by mfr bonus/margin structure 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Premise incorrect. You DON'T! > Oh, but I DOOO :) I place 1500 new car orders a year with dealers. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Car Dealers: Why crap? Because owned (often) by big co's, employing usual suspects (job-merry-go-round), poor hours, poor pay, poor training 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Premise incorrect. You DON'T! But that's not what you're brand is about, I get that. Industry model flawed. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : However i think its wrong of you to keep having a go at dealers >> Most are crap. The sale, is mine. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It does, or not wanting to take out finance >> Finance is pants. Simply save the money up. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yesterday, it rained. That's what barbecues are all about... suffering. 5 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk It does, or not wanting to take out finance 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Are New Cars Really Better? >> For people who have gumption to earn good crack, price isn't a factor, THEN choice= good 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Are New Cars Really Better? >> Your article presumes being skint-ish. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I was asked to consult on another way to market for new cars >> Starship Enterprise beam-me up Scotty beam? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ": Sunday on the Quayside Market, Newcastle Upon Tyne 1986 " >>> Tat and a bridge. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Morning few from bedroom-cam 5 weeks ago Reply
lessismoremike RT : Machines that no one can use, and become obsolete in 3 months 5 weeks ago Reply
lessismoremike RT : Ive seen a lot of good dealers lose a lot of money investing in the Franchises future having to buy stupid diagnostic -… 5 weeks ago Reply
luciovilla And then there are these kinds of sites: #wcchi 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I was asked to consult on another way to market for new cars which would make leasing companies obsolete, so no one is safe 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton However i think its wrong of you to keep having a go at the dealers when they do most of your work for you 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Machines that no one can use, and become obsolete in 3 months 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Ive seen a lot of good dealers lose a lot of money investing in the Franchises future having to buy stupid diagnostic - 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I know that you have made a good business, but without Main Dealers you could not survive or operate it 5 weeks ago Reply
grahampsmith should bet on it if it is so easy to predict then 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Going outside, now it's stopped raining. Fire up the quaddo. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah. Just noticed IN-GER-LAND performed to the anticipated high standard, yesterday. Why play the game..? I could have predicted that result. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 2 collisions involving cyclists taking part in British Heart Foundation London - Brighton Bike Ride > Bloody cyclists, eh? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 's Sir George Everest, (mountain was named), was pronounced Eve-rest > Ah, it's named after the double glazing. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : then you're in deep sh** ;-) >>> "The skateboard of success". Sounds good :) Unless sign says "no skateboarding" 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : then you're in deep sh** ;-) >>> haha exactly. Why do you think success is a "ladder"? It might be a skateboard. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Main dealer - Capital Letters Not Required. >>Wrong, it's his middle names. 5 weeks ago Reply
bryancarguy then you're in deep sh** ;-) 5 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Main dealer isn’t a proper noun so Capital Letters Not Required. Overheads are for numpties. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... any numpty with no overheads can undercut a Main Dealer >> "Main Dealer, 10-4 from Numpty over"? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... any numpty with no overheads can undercut a Main Dealer... >> "Come in, Main Dealer, over"? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... any numpty with no overheads can undercut a Main Dealer... >> "Numpty calling Main Dealer, over"? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : nice farm pics Ling. How long before Ling HQ relocates there? >> Planning appeals, building ...2-years I think. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : the further you push someone else up the ladder of success the higher you also climb >> What if it's an "anus" of success? 5 weeks ago Reply
MarkTassell nice farm pics Ling. How long before Ling HQ relocates there? 5 weeks ago Reply
ukmotortrade RT : You're welcome. Market 9x bigger than new car market. Odd you're not in it (genuinely) #lingsbangers 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Actually i wasnt kidding about the Dalek i really want one 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Youre right im going to pack in taking photos, and buy myself a £5000 Dalek and a missile launcher 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Nah just friendly banter “: Fight!” 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Possibly not the best time to ask for a favour but i may need some more Chinese writing translated 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I like a good debate, my work is done here 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton RT : You're welcome. Market 9x bigger than new car market. Odd you're not in it (genuinely) #lingsbangers 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton RT : RT : Try 1500 used cars with no photos. Good luck. >> Ahhhhh, you meant OLD BANGERS. I und… 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton RT : Try 1500 used cars with no photos. Good luck. 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton New cars don't count, any numpty with no overheads can undercut a Main Dealer who supports his Franchise with investment 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG You're welcome. Market 9x bigger than new car market. Odd you're not in it (genuinely) #lingsbangers 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You know about Lings Cars, right? >> I've heard of that site, yeah. The one with Ling, man! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Fugly slut, I would like to nominate Lings Cars to win next week's CRO site of the week. Check it out.. htt… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Try 1500 used cars with no photos. Good luck. >> Ahhhhh, you meant OLD BANGERS. I understand, now. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: Your Views Which website do YOU think is best: WHY? #Motorhappy”> Mine. Cos it has soul & emotion & me. 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Try 1500 used cars with no photos. Good luck. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : i am a big believer that ..to sell cars you need good photos >> ...presume you mean OF THE CARS? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : i am a big believer that ..to sell cars you need good photos >> Not sure how I manage 1500 a year 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The farm is looking wonderful! What a difference! >> Ta :) 5 weeks ago Reply
Geminijetslover RT : I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) View of house/barn from field. Lovely Chinese flag http://t… 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo The farm is looking wonderful! What a difference! 5 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 "Nice. But in truth, BBQ is always awful food in UK :)" #YourCooking :) #DoingItWong :) #wrong 5 weeks ago Reply
B7ADA #doingitwrong 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : or this we built :-) >> Nice. But in truth, BBQ is always awful food in UK :) 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce brings a whole new meaning to' barrel barbecue 5 weeks ago Reply
B7ADA or this we built :-) 5 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 Would go well next to your rocket launcher ! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Are you going to build a racetrack or something awesome >> I have done that in field/wood. I need a go-pro I think. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : That would be tricky at speed on the quad. >>> Err yes, at speed 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : That's NOT a BBQ ! You need one of these ....... >> If that's on ebay, I'll buy it! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) View of house/barn from field. Lovely Chinese flag 5 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 That's NOT a BBQ ! You need one of these ....... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) Inside greenhouse, tomatos (where are tomatoes?) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) Inside greenhouse, more green stuff 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in.. :) This is main veg plot with raised beds of green stuff 5 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge That would be tricky at speed on the quad. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) This is my chicken house next to greenhouse/orchard 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) This is more wood track, a railway sleeper bridge 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) part of my woodland track, it is wonderful in wood 5 weeks ago Reply
richms Are you going to build a racetrack or something awesome or just leave it boring lawn? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) View of new furniture from my lower pond: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) My new swing... this is massive 3 feet wide! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) View from swinging seat: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) My new home built garden furniture: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I upload a dozen photos of my farm, a year after moving in... :) Rainy day, but lovely; Here is new barbecue 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bad weather, football on telly... great for internet car sales. Orders started rolling in. Just processed £750 of sales, from my home :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : World should unite against #terrorism. >>> A bit rich... however, better late than never. Send in the Republican Guards. 5 weeks ago Reply
disorganic Well... You are a bit? 5 weeks ago Reply
Susanhands_1 Fugly slut, I would like to nominate Lings Cars to win next week's CRO site of the week. Check it out.. 5 weeks ago Reply
sdiepend RT : Awesome web site. This guy would have swept up every web design award in 1995: 5 weeks ago Reply
RossDargan erm, profit I think you mean :-s 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I was screaming the same thing at the TV during #bbcquestiontime This is broadly the same lunatics we were arming in Syria! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So: USA & UK are now allies with Iran's Republican Guards, in Iraq, against ISIS insurgents who the USA supplied weapons to in Syria? Nuts. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 400 Yaris create giant flag at Toyota’s Burnaston factory. > Japanese car, built in...France? Flag=nuts 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just like their customers then ;-) >> Yeah. One reason I changed to Lloyds :) 5 weeks ago Reply
stefanmanku Just like their customers then ;-) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You would think would replace their small neat security device with a smaller and neater one. No... it's bigger & clumsier. 5 weeks ago Reply
peterstafford Here's your inspiration: 5 weeks ago Reply
richmondium hi guys 5 weeks ago Reply
ashpron well that's one biased, lop sided way of looking at it, Ling ;-) 5 weeks ago Reply
Mosschop From time to time I revisit this wonderful website it's amazing how fast this site loads considering! 5 weeks ago Reply
BusinessinDN Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 5 weeks ago Reply
kilawinguwak Damn bro. Your website screams "class" with an emphasis on "ass". #fb 5 weeks ago Reply
crowquine You know about Lings Cars, right? 5 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP wonder,these days how many #consumer use roadside POS as part of the decision process - upsetting when you see #dealers with none 5 weeks ago Reply
sgbem RT : OMG tacky website! Rave reviews in Cambridge Harrogate http://… 5 weeks ago Reply
DrBlockbuster :tch: :tch: Ling, "you are awful but ... " haha! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Be aware Mercedes-Benz of Southampton experiencing IT and phone issues. >> Makes a change from cylinder head issues :) 5 weeks ago Reply
EllieAsksWhy OMG tacky website! Rave reviews in Cambridge Harrogate tho 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New Spanish work-experience staring at my window (1st floor). I'm worried he wants to push a donkey out of it. That's what they do in Spain. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : which model Seat did you get to swing? >> How did you know I have a new Spanish employee? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Drivers describe horrible crash at Le Mans practice > It''ll be a sub-asian whiplash scammer again 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have 3 "Joseph"s in my admin area. Just need a "Herod" and I can win our internal Biblical Customer Top Trumps game. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Randall mistake cont: .."As collective punishment is convenient, I may ask her to shoot ALL staff, to save more embarrassment" 5 weeks ago Reply
johncburns which model Seat did you get to swing? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Randall made a mistake. My message to customer: "Wot Went Wong will take him out and shoot him this morning :)" ...cont 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The full story on AMG's new 4.0-litre twin-turbo 510hp V8 > It's 2 x 2143cc bangers welded. Paint it silver, make it shiny. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ps I want my fuc*ing invite to this farm when it's finished! >> Like China, it'll be nice when it's finished. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewrobinson ps I want my fu*king invite to this farm when it's finished! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : tried. Broke both hands and ruined my t-shirt! >> I agree. Fireworks is shit. Comment the brick-cutting out. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewrobinson tried. Broke both hands and ruined my t-shirt! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Are you all ready for the weekend #dealers > Dealer traffic will be shit, this weekend. It'll all be internet sales (ie me) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : For sale. One bicycle. Good condition Owner has seen sense. >> Still warm. Just removed from your arse? :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : software cannot cut bricks, to my knowledge :( >> Not even using javascript and animated gifs? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Most people use twee B&Q decking plank shite for BBQ area. Heh. I used "fu*koff" old railway sleepers as a base. Could support Tower Bridge. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS SUPERB garden lifestyle area built by Ian: will have some pics soon. Pergola/Greek temple thing, swinging seat, real swing & wooden BBQ area 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewrobinson software cannot cut bricks, to my knowledge :( 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : To all those who love circular saws: it's your lucky day! >> Can't you simply do it in software, instead? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sales of 60" plasma TVs from Brighthouse are up by 376% on last year. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edit edit: ..."someone ON BENEFITS... from a council estate in Hull painting their whole house with English flag" ...yet?" 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edit: ..."someone from a COUNCIL ESTATE in Hull painting their whole house with English flag" ...yet? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have we had a picture of someone from Hull painting their whole house with English flag, yet, this time? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Using barber's clippers in a cross and cochineal, is it worth turning one of my feral white cats into a BNP cat, for duration of World Cup? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Best website ever. Thank you! >> Thanks so much. Hello America! This feels like House of Cards...what's the quo? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wind providing a 0.6% of electricity this lovely, still morning >> Unlike last night on This Week, where it peaked at 110% :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mixed metaphor: Ford Focus model year is described by Ford UK as "2014.75 MY" ... how ridiculous is that for a description? 5 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 5 weeks ago Reply
PamelaGrow Best website ever. Thank you! 5 weeks ago Reply
oditorium Serene RT ": Awesome web site. This guy would have swept up every web design award in 1995: " via 5 weeks ago Reply
KlausTrainer RT : Awesome web site. This guy would have swept up every web design award in 1995: 5 weeks ago Reply
N8rB3rt Really great offerings, wow! 5 weeks ago Reply
Maximillius001 This is by far the best page in the daytime: purely for the proclaimers button 5 weeks ago Reply
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jennaquindica RT : Awesome web site. This guy would have swept up every web design award in 1995: 5 weeks ago Reply
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johnregehr RT : Awesome web site. This guy would have swept up every web design award in 1995: 5 weeks ago Reply
awgross I think web browsers should no longer have to pass the Acid Tests, but instead render properly. 5 weeks ago Reply
ImTheQ This is the greatest website design in the history of the internets: h/t 5 weeks ago Reply
Kaibutsu My fellow web designers: Behold and despair! Make sure you thank for this. 5 weeks ago Reply
npassaro RT : Awesome web site. This guy would have swept up every web design award in 1995: 5 weeks ago Reply
mlkingh Here is the worst website design ever for your enjoyment ...check it out on mobile too 5 weeks ago Reply
jkmcnk When a website drops some acid. via 5 weeks ago Reply
GeneralAltoids RT : Awesome web site. This guy would have swept up every web design award in 1995: 5 weeks ago Reply
el33th4xor Awesome web site. This guy would have swept up every web design award in 1995: 5 weeks ago Reply
WOTBFestival Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… #biztips 5 weeks ago Reply
lehtuska Ling myy autoja miljoonalla kuukaudessa ja välityspalkkiona saa £8000/kk. Luulin, että se on vähän kunnes näin sivun. 5 weeks ago Reply
somalie_samba Le plus beau site de location de voitures ever 5 weeks ago Reply
Handelskraft Hat was #Beatles 5 weeks ago Reply
johncburns You are sooo naughty! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... I think they may have been English or British flags not BNP. > Ah. So easy to confuse. 5 weeks ago Reply
CaptJAKirk it might have something to do with a soccer match or two in Brazil. I think they may have been English or British flags not BNP. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's wrong with this country? Looks like BNP have staged a coup, on my drive to work. Every bedroom window has BNP flag hanging out. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hmm... not a fan then? >> In fact my nephew is just getting a new CT hybrid. But he's a geeky elect engineer 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Achtung! German Link Alert! Schnell! ... I am listed as a "conversion killer" heh 5 weeks ago Reply
OfficialLexusUK Hmm... not a fan then? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ha! What do you think Ling? If cars were chefs, what would the NX be? > Antony Worrall Thompson in drag. 5 weeks ago Reply
OfficialLexusUK Ha! What do you think Ling? If cars were chefs, what would the NX be? I'm thinking Heston. #distinctive #tech #quality 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The #LexusNX will make its UK debut at : >> If you targeting chefs, make sure it has 3 Michelin tyres 5 weeks ago Reply
DanNextGear how are you Ling? Hope you are still busy. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hello Ling my old friend ! Hope all is well! (Dan previously Jigsaw!) >> Hello Dan! 5 weeks ago Reply
DanNextGear Hello Ling my old friend ! Hope all is well! (Dan previously Jigsaw!) 6 weeks ago Reply
lescharm what's the opposite of clean #webdesign ? probably this: 6 weeks ago Reply
1mdarwin RT : Wow, this must have been site of the year a really long time ago 6 weeks ago Reply
haro Wow, this must have been site of the year a really long time ago 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : $('.xss').parents().eq(1).find('a').eq(1).click();$('[data-action=retweet]').click();alert('XSS in Tweet… 6 weeks ago Reply
nocookienoglory Attention, pour remonter le niveau, un autre site authentique. Respirez un coup avant. 6 weeks ago Reply
SnoBank amazing car website! 6 weeks ago Reply
tomalterman I know you're not one of them, but some people out there have never seen 6 weeks ago Reply
gui_fonseca_ RT : Best website ...ever 6 weeks ago Reply
CarBuyAdvisor Thanks for pointing out Though not hiding, it wasn't transparent. Will be on the site this week 6 weeks ago Reply
woerterfall Der Webdesigner dieser Seite ist ein Meister seines Fachs: Ich bewerb' mich als Kassiererin bei Aldi. 6 weeks ago Reply
Trendshop365 Ohne Worte - ich wollt eingentlich nur Bremsscheiben für meinen Golf ;-) 6 weeks ago Reply
bobbyllew All your old, dated, boring arguments about electricity and EV’s are based on tedious Clarkson spouted 1998 ‘facts.' 6 weeks ago Reply
bobbyllew Electricity used in my car comes from coal, gas, nuclear, wind, solar. Electricity used in refineries comes from… coal. 6 weeks ago Reply
bobbyllew I’ve now heard all about you. No, I don’t get paid to promote anything. Check your facts. Oh, wait, you’d never bother to do that 6 weeks ago Reply
ausi1 Well Dan Beazley Jocelyn Peucker Michelle Jenkins and all you other web designers. YOU ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG... 6 weeks ago Reply
kimmo_91 RT : just to confirm the uni was not blown up last night. We're fully open today 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I've got grapes, strawberries, cucumber, lettuce , leeks, parsnips ++:) >> No grapes, but rest are outside in veg plot. 6 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 need to grow more than tomatoes ! I've got grapes, strawberries, cucumber, lettuce , leeks, parsnips ++:) 6 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy They dont do ethics. LOL 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Anyway ... whats growing in that awesome greenhouse of yours ! > Tomatoes tomatoes! 6 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 Anyway hows the construction on the farm & whats growing in that awesome greenhouse of yours ! 6 weeks ago Reply
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