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Russellsbitch RT : Trying to book a van for our tour: #awesome #tour you've got to start booking … 10 hours ago Reply
maartybroekman RT : Trying to book a van for our tour: #awesome #tour you've got to start booking … 10 hours ago Reply
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tomsharp85 the website is amazing 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...errr, except I am in the UK, and I sell to UK customers. :) 17 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS A/B tests are nonsense. It leads down the path of the most asinine content. Instead, fill with emotion. That works. 17 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS "It" is the most successful car leasing website in the UK. Makes well in excess of $1m/year. But thanks for concern. 17 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, it's true. There is no "austerity", proven by the government spending tons MORE than it receives in taxes. 17 hours ago Reply
DamianCorbet If you're going to go bling online, go BLING! 19 hours ago Reply
evj A link to send to someone you hate Courtesy of that bounder 20 hours ago Reply
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sztanko Neo-geocities: 22 hours ago Reply
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UKCarLease RT : RT kyeclub How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only LINGsCARS 2 days ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 2 days ago Reply
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accioIreneLogan we were hoping for monsoon grey but we settled for blue as we can get the car quicker. Thanks anyway! 3 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce and the cinema 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Colour??? Hmmm, my current car is red. Which do you prefer? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bit bling with the LEDs :) 3 days ago Reply
TheSaltminer "If you'll look to your right, you'll find an authentic recreation of the Internet in the early 90s" 3 days ago Reply
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beaton_bruce enjoy the house build. Here is mine 6 days ago Reply
porkman_ I might as well re-email you. What is the email you prefer to be emailed with? 1 week ago Reply
RJDrexel Every time I need a laugh I visit this website: . 1 week ago Reply
sunnieluthra you could have managed a bit more! I offered your team an opportunity and they let me down.. 1 week ago Reply
TProphet Does the new house look like this one? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb month for sales. £80,165 gross profit ex vat. I've been so busy (hence quiet on Twitter). Also building house. Roll on February! 1 week ago Reply
recuweb RT : Ling Valentine is my hero. #UX #UI #Design #WebDesign 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Let me chase Holly, you have to tell me your name though 1 week ago Reply
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JayCruz This is a design solution. 1 week ago Reply
Annejphotos Delighted with how easy it was to get my new car from . Crazy website but it appeals to me and way more fun than car sales people! 1 week ago Reply
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porkman_ I did not get my Lings Car T-Shirt in the mail. Do you only send your T-Shirts from your game to the U.K? 1 week ago Reply
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AdamFisher02 we hope we didn't give you one 1 week ago Reply
Wildy28 Best website EVER 1 week ago Reply
waiyeehong it's not that bad down here. Promise. 1 week ago Reply
lakey The second number matters more than the first. I love the approach but suspect money is being left on the table. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today I am out of my office, traveling SOUTH for the day. Hope I don't get a nose bleed down there... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS 100% agree 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "the rules" heh :) But I know what you mean... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS You need to tell me the deal ID, please... I have lots of Qashqai deals on my website :) 1 week ago Reply
hodman29 depends on how much the website visitors cost you? The ratio doesn't matter (really) providing it's profitable. 1 week ago Reply
pjryan51 also lot to be said for having personality of owner on site. Really feel like you're are dealing with them personally 1 week ago Reply
pjryan51 many online consumers now much more aware of being taken into "conversion" path. Makes them mistrust site. 1 week ago Reply
RocknR0lla Yes, I think it's so unusual that it appears to be honest and people don't take it as gimmickry 1 week ago Reply
RocknR0lla Very cool. Nice to know it works! Good luck with your business. 1 week ago Reply
pixelmanII Always enjoy good web design. Most entertaining car leasing website ever! 1 week ago Reply
wish4awedding it's a car that's advertised on your website. Nissan quashqai automatic I would like business lease how long 1 week ago Reply
pjryan51 for me it's because honesty shines through. other leasing sites feel like I'm looking for the small print. 1 week ago Reply
pjryan51 I wish someone would do a study on I why it's more succesful despite breaking the rules. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just worked it out,... 2m web visits a year, approx 1300 new cars a year. Is that good or bad? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Depends which car and if it's built yet. 1 week ago Reply
GeekyJules Both my Social Media for Biz + Online Mktg courses are using this as WORST SITE EVER. Should come w/ health warning 1 week ago Reply
Valentin_SLN Tu connais ce site ? 1 week ago Reply
wish4awedding how long for a car to be delivered? 1 week ago Reply
tcpiy nice! That ranks high up there, but hard to topple the true king of sites: 1 week ago Reply
dougmcarthur looks good (from a Canuck’s perspective) but that website is a disaster. It’s almost as bad as 1 week ago Reply
flyingasadragon that’s not going to get any design awards. i think looks better 2 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk they know their leasing and not buying right?! 2 weeks ago Reply
ustinKnight Ling Valentine is my hero. #UX #UI #Design #WebDesign 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks to the amazing Ling for my Chinese Polo Mint and free money 1 Mao (Yi Jiao) note. XX 2 weeks ago Reply
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TheSterlingGent awesome colours 2 weeks ago Reply
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MobileManaging How NOT to make a website #PoorDesign #Cringe #No 2 weeks ago Reply
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Inside_BlackBox RT : Definitivno eno najlepših spletnih mest. Ob gledanju priporočena uporaba psihadeličnih substanc. 2 weeks ago Reply
TWISTYY_GAMER_ your staff banned me just for telling them to wave at the camera? WTF they cannot take a joke! 2 weeks ago Reply
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danlidon La web más loca y guarreada que he visitado en mi vida! Me recuerda a Better Call Saul, pero esto es real xD 2 weeks ago Reply
Markylon Thanks to the amazing Ling for my Chinese Polo Mint and free money 1 Mao (Yi Jiao) note. XX 3 weeks ago Reply
wnyn88 LINGSCARS. A game where you drive an Asian on a nuclear rocket truck while trying to get you 2 buy a car #weird #app 3 weeks ago Reply
learnwithmattc But as with Click to Tweet's, they can be over-enjoyed ala :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
Ludosofo Esta página es una puta locura pero ¡FUNCIONA! 3 weeks ago Reply
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cast7omadrid1 Os presento la página web más espectacular que he visto hasta la fecha De nada! 3 weeks ago Reply
stiropor Definitivno eno najlepših spletnih mest. Ob gledanju priporočena uporaba psihadeličnih substanc. 3 weeks ago Reply
rexchens Not yet responsive, shame on them via 3 weeks ago Reply
changke 关于英国买车我又想起了 呵呵,不过她是搞 leasing 的。 3 weeks ago Reply
EvaMSteiner RT : Web design inspiration. 3 weeks ago Reply
GeorgeMcCallum1 Jack Bailey time for a website re-design? 3 weeks ago Reply
niranvinod Web design inspiration. 3 weeks ago Reply
ironshay Best UI/UX ever!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
Thomas_Akander #shawmarketingfail #Shawacademy #shawmarketingfail 3 weeks ago Reply
johnholtmagic I think I may have found the inspiration for the Dapper deck design: :) 3 weeks ago Reply
soulreaping You have just got to see this website... 3 weeks ago Reply
worst_websites It's just come to my attention that and have watched my Lings Cars Review. Day, Week and Life made :D 3 weeks ago Reply
petorovsky Important message! 3 weeks ago Reply
EJWoodgates when you open the picture it may send you to lingscars or something xD 3 weeks ago Reply
worst_websites Between you and me Ling, Randall needs a promotion :-D 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, because with 2014 net profits of £614m, they want to retain the status quo... who wouldn't? Human nature. 3 weeks ago Reply
PottsJustin Everyone needs to go view the page source of right now. Thank me later. 3 weeks ago Reply
Stu_Xnet wegen UK Autos warats 3 weeks ago Reply
giveitago2 this has got to be the worst website ive ever seen 4 weeks ago Reply
GW_Harding I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 4 weeks ago Reply
numb15 Ryanair want UK to stay in the EU. 4 weeks ago Reply
numb15 read your history and come back to me when you have! Look at South America's air market in comparison. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Eh? The EU *PREVENTS* the expansion of cheap air travel. Ryanair in constant battles with the beaurocrats 4 weeks ago Reply
Honest_Sy1 I never tire of speaking. This is the best speech against the #EU yet. So articulate and inspiring. 4 weeks ago Reply
forstermatth Want to see a real DevShop? 4 weeks ago Reply
numb15 the EU, leading to the birth of budget carriers such as easyJet, Ryanair etc who have provided huge tax revenues. 4 weeks ago Reply
numb15 yes. Single market reforms in the 90s broke up national monopolies and allowed firms to operate any route within... 4 weeks ago Reply
HolmanRob1 EU deregulated air travel? Forsooth your foolish ideas 4 weeks ago Reply
alexthegirl This Chinese car company is literally unlike anything I've ever seen . Apparently, they're killing it with consumers. 4 weeks ago Reply
AndyLenaghan Retweeted Ling Valentine (): One of the very best arguments for leaving the EU ... 4 weeks ago Reply
numb15 It didn't convince me. Talk of 'malicious regulations' is vague. Look at how the EU deregulated air travel, hardly malicious! 4 weeks ago Reply
bill_buffallo Utterly spectacular 4 weeks ago Reply
vespasian91 EU..gives v Gud trade deals to 70+ countries..Brexit means those deals will be deleted. WREKING trade..zero retreve 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS One of the very best arguments for leaving the EU - superb 30 min talk. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Heaven : China 4 weeks ago Reply
mixmus57 the worst website ever, but we've dealt with them three timea and they're nice people 4 weeks ago Reply
rastopyr_ua Я Вам классный дизайн принес 4 weeks ago Reply
Lagowatu Show them the beautiful with no white space. Ask them if they want that. 4 weeks ago Reply
GreatFable The best game I ever played, thanks to 4 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 4 weeks ago Reply
mattkirwan although I lease from (will probably never own a car again unless I become rich) 4 weeks ago Reply
icredodigital RT : Not sure if genius or dumb, but love it!! Lings Cars - #greatux #greatdesign #greatcontent 4 weeks ago Reply
ApparentlyShane RT : You ain't seen shit m8 4 weeks ago Reply
thesamja You ain't seen shit m8 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I just got my 17th !!! streetlamp. Anyone wanting victorian streetlamps, I know a great supplier. 40w LED corn bulbs make cheap to run. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BMW 3 series customer: "I like the fact that you do not take yourself too seriously but at the same time maintain a professional operation." 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BMW 3 Series customer: "Just replying to say how easy and pleasant an experience it was leasing a car through yourselves...." 4 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Seriös und übersichtlich - Wenns um Car Leasing geht, dann nur: #WebsitesAusDerHölle 4 weeks ago Reply
Redb0mb Seriös und übersichtlich - Wenns um Car Leasing geht, dann nur: #WebsitesAusDerHölle 4 weeks ago Reply
Redb0mb Seriös und übersichtlich - Wenns um Car Leasing geht, dann nur: 4 weeks ago Reply
AndiBDesign your website is IMMENSE! 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 before your knowing it they close a leisure centre and say "the public backed our strategy". 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 hate to agree but I do. Falkirk council run similar. "do you agree with us stuff should be great" etc. 4 weeks ago Reply
ChrisTreece excellent, thanks Ling 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, averaged over the term :) 4 weeks ago Reply
ChrisTreece hi Ling. The 10k annual mileage limit - strict 10k per year or 10k average over contract? eg. 2 years at 12k & 8k. Thanks. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey Jared and ... critique MINE if you dare. How would a UX strategy "up the arse" sound? :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What on earth is wrong with people, who allow themselves to be the victim of circumstance...then proudly shout "I'm a victim (damn Tories)!" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's as if you get CREDIBILITY for suffering "austerity". Some people seem to WANT to suffer: "hey, I'm suffering austerity more than you". 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Me, my business & staff aren't suffering "austerity". We're making more money. Why put yourself in a position where "austerity" affects you? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Normally, when you don't tell me to "take care", I drive like a lunatic and kill several people a day. ...Idiots. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You want to: "improve access to and the experience of Council services to bring the life opportunities..." AAAGH! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You want to: "Foster an accessible and inclusive working environment for all our staff" ...who writes this CRAP? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, you want to "Understand and respond to the specific equality needs of our customers better" - grr.. asinine crap 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So hard to believe councils waste money on this nonsense. Please Mr Osborne, cut their budgets to stem this rubbish. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, whoever decides to waste public money on this "survey" tripe, should be very ashamed. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Issue is... your goody-goody asinine platitudes to "improve equality" are just that. No specific things specified. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your survey "do you agree with XXX platitude" etc, is just stupid. Who in their right mind couldn't agree? Issue is 4 weeks ago Reply
goatsworthy I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 4 weeks ago Reply
bexrefford the best worst website: 4 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk I bet #duncanbannatyne regrets his den offer now! 4 weeks ago Reply
lakey Nice work Ling! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gross Profit last year (2015) = £836,000. Gross Profit so far this year (2016) = £1,692. Oooops. ...361 days to go. 4 weeks ago Reply
LukeTheRider Happy belated New Year Ling! 4 weeks ago Reply
LukeTheRider Happy belated new year Long! 4 weeks ago Reply
Isackender Take a deep breath. #BestDesignEver 4 weeks ago Reply
inAcademi This site will burn your eyeballs - but it actually works! Check out the crazy design of Ling's Cars - 5 weeks ago Reply
manisjohal RT : How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only -47 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only -47 weeks ago Reply
BCUAdvantage How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only -47 weeks ago Reply
cewoodhams In most cases that would work - but possibly not here... -47 weeks ago Reply
MegaphonixMusic anyone got some eye bleach? -47 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… -47 weeks ago Reply
GreenCupDesign Oh.. my.. goodness. #badwebsite -47 weeks ago Reply
shaioee I felt the need to share this beautiful/horrible site -47 weeks ago Reply
ErikSkare I plead for everyone's attention as I present to you the most beautifully designed website in the whole universe: -46 weeks ago Reply
TonyF87 This website is alluring in its total disregard for aesthetics and human life in general -46 weeks ago Reply
Wee_G merry Christmas Ling! From me and my Lingmobile! -46 weeks ago Reply
Kupras Me sigue pareciendo de las mejores cosas que he visto en internet. -46 weeks ago Reply
ij1971 I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz my life is complete. -46 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, and Wot Went Wong has left!!! She resigned after bloody years to "travel the world". Really. Gave her a £1k bonus for spends. No Wong! 6 weeks ago Reply
gingio Merry Christmas. Safe travels! 6 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud It's been a pleasure to chat this year, have a great Christmas x 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right. Pay attention. I am going to Istanbul at 5am in the morning, for Christmas. Speak in New Year. Merry Christmas everyone. :) Blah. 6 weeks ago Reply
lindamarsh63 RT : Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 6 weeks ago Reply
DevrajVisa u do a good job and luv the viz t shirts...and my dad loved it aswell 6 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 yes and had doubts about going with for first time but hugely impressed by superb. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, superb :))) Glad you are happy customer! :) 6 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 another perfect delivery of new car today after fantastic service thoughout. Thanks. 6 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle sorry Ash! I retract the question lol 6 weeks ago Reply
ashpron don't do it Jim, you'll set her off then we'll never hear the end of it! 6 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 6 weeks ago Reply
jiricrispeyn hij heeft wel een mobiele site (), kunnen veel bedrijven nog iets van leren! ;) 6 weeks ago Reply
Sh_Houben Net dit pareltje in mijn cursus gevonden: Droomsite ;) 6 weeks ago Reply
FeuFeuTobi RT : Dazu kommt noch das hier: 6 weeks ago Reply
theKirschn Dazu kommt noch das hier: 6 weeks ago Reply
MartyPoyner much better on sky! 6 weeks ago Reply
alexcarlson__ is still the king, baby 6 weeks ago Reply
woodenwarship Sites can't get better than this: 6 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle Sorry Ling did we waken you? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS At last, BBC stops wasting money on #F1 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Haha, a bit rich, Motor Dealers don't like being "sold" to. Aaaaw. They don't like it up em, as Corporal Jones says 6 weeks ago Reply
hspbnet LINGsCARS: Information: Starring indefatigable Chinese car saleswoman Ling Valentine clinging... 6 weeks ago Reply
hspbnet LINGsCARS: Information: Starring indefatigable Chinese car saleswoman Ling Valentine clinging... 6 weeks ago Reply
SusanJae just watched 2007 UK where Ling turned down a deal. Her website is hilarious...esp the chicken. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Glad you like my trailer. Certificate 18. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cats are causing car crashes. One for ??? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cats rule. Therefore a pic of a cat reading a customer's LINGO page, hoping Tiddles doesn't "get it", is gold. 7 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 Really. is my hero right now. 7 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 YES, LING! LINGING LEGEND 7 weeks ago Reply
vassilevsky я бы поставил его на второе место, после 7 weeks ago Reply
cndlos вот тут тоже веселый дизайн 7 weeks ago Reply
LeaseWorld Congrats Ling 7 weeks ago Reply
RossDargan You work hard for it! Congratulations and have a great Christmas! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Big target next year is the magic £1m gross profit. 7 weeks ago Reply
henrytalbot2 sort your targets out 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS With 2 weeks to go, I predict 2015 Jan-Dec invoicing (gross profit) will be £124,000 up on Jan-Dec 2014. That is a fantastic increase y-on-y 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today, I'm already £2000 ahead of TOTAL Dec 2014 sales, this month. Gonna be a fantastic end to fantastic year. 7 weeks ago Reply
HenryProbH8sU Dude I love WAHH 7 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : 8296 brand new cars delivered to UK customers. Here's a map of them... 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's since I started collecting info in a proper database in 2008. 7 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson is that since you started? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 8296 brand new cars delivered to UK customers. Here's a map of them... 7 weeks ago Reply
ellegaarddk Klar nominering til årets webdesign! It's awesome in all its cruelty... 7 weeks ago Reply
Fantasy_PvP Are You Fake?? 7 weeks ago Reply
scottjlawson some sites are so popular they don't have to worry about normal UX principles eg 7 weeks ago Reply
matthewwatkins7 now that's a website. 7 weeks ago Reply
LeeBristolWeb Ha, now thats a thought! To be fair, wouldn't look too bad on this site - 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, they are allowed to ban people I guess. If I owned the casino, I would ban you too :) 7 weeks ago Reply
RRSYS it's simply showing my story. The casinos banned me. I've spy cam footage. I want my story heard x 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Please contact with the details. But encouraging roulette/gamble links may be bad google karma...? 7 weeks ago Reply
RRSYS any chance you will put my link up as I put your link up long ago 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oooops, my website is down. is on the case. Hmmm, those bloody North Koreans again? f*ck off Mr Kim. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think you mean ANTI-drink-drive-campaign? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm doing my best to follow your drink drive campaign but struggle to drink > 2 bottles of wine before driving. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Am pleased it's working for you, but you must be pretty unique. Also, it's tax free I guess. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, that's fine (and good) but I am running a business with 10 employees and 1000s of customers... not gambling. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS FSA: "activate your account by clicking on the "Forgot your User Name or Password" link" ... what a MENTAL idiot way to create a new account 7 weeks ago Reply
RRSYS this is 310k profit (started with 15k) 7 weeks ago Reply
RRS_private I had £108 in May 2010 #unemployed. Roulette worked for me, anyway I'm more gutted you never got back to me months back. 7 weeks ago Reply
amassivedesign RT : Great example of intentionally bad #webdesign. Like a good actor playing a bad actor. 7 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 7 weeks ago Reply
BMACreative RT : Great example of intentionally bad #webdesign. Like a good actor playing a bad actor. 7 weeks ago Reply
recuweb RT : Great example of intentionally bad #webdesign. Like a good actor playing a bad actor. 7 weeks ago Reply
kravse Great example of intentionally bad #webdesign. Like a good actor playing a bad actor. 7 weeks ago Reply
kravse Favourite website of the year. 7 weeks ago Reply
Dorest0rm WHAT THE fuc* 7 weeks ago Reply
Madsoulswe Amazing #webdesign #art 7 weeks ago Reply
iToasters why is your website terrifying 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm currently £100,000 in Gross Profit ahead of calendar year 2014, with still 2 weeks of 2015 to go :) 8 weeks ago Reply
kolabdigital Click here for amazingness! #Siteoftheday #FridayFeeling 8 weeks ago Reply
TeamBoA guessing it's to do with this maybe 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks for help, but Chrome is up to date. 8 weeks ago Reply
inventpartners first guess? A missing intermediate certificate. Check that Chrome is up to date. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, works Ok on FF... strange. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, FF is fine. Chrome is doing this "https strikethrough". All other https sites work Ok. I think Lloyds issue. 8 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi, I'm MM. That's odd. Are you able to try an alternative browser? Can you let me know if this helps? 8 weeks ago Reply
rhodzy uh oh someone forgot to renew their certs? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's a balance. Balance isn't profit. I have a giant balance, but it's not all profit. Incl liabilities, of course 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hey, I am logging on to my business banking, but getting "https" crossed out. Look. 8 weeks ago Reply
SashaBWard POP UP POP UP POP UP POP UP #lingscars #UX #bestpractice 8 weeks ago Reply
valyanarezka дезайн 8 weeks ago Reply
MoodyTrenton93 If you want to see a relic of the old Internet you should go to and not the mobile version trust me its hilarious 8 weeks ago Reply
RRS_private 8k? I'll show you profit, which reminds me, you never did reply like you said you would Ling. Paul. 8 weeks ago Reply
AudiSportnet That loooong; are you sure? 8 weeks ago Reply
vatthepinters OMG Worst Worst Website , beware epileptics: CHEAPEST VAN LEASING CONTRACT VAN LEASE LONDON MANCHESTER BIRMINGHAM 8 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : RT MarketingDonut How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only LINGsCARS https… 8 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 8 weeks ago Reply
haydenaj MarketingDonut : How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only LINGsCARS 8 weeks ago Reply
allaboutdann RT MarketingDonut How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only LINGsCARS 8 weeks ago Reply
findnetworking RT : How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 8 weeks ago Reply
MarketingDonut How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sales going really mad. I am £8000 Gross Profit AHEAD of the same day in Dec 2014. Perhaps people use flood insurance payouts to buy cars? 8 weeks ago Reply
twok3design RT ► Still the best ecommerce site, unless you're epileptic that is: #webdesign | 8 weeks ago Reply
jacknorell Still the best ecommerce site, unless you're epileptic that is: #webdesign 8 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Often that is the case, yes, but not always by any means. There's no easy formula, all different. 8 weeks ago Reply
themarketingeye How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 8 weeks ago Reply
SiyaKhula RT : Fantastic pic of holding up climate pics to idiot Barosso 8 weeks ago Reply
AndyNRodgers Love the cheeky bit of keyword stuffing here 8 weeks ago Reply
realkellydavis I found the best web site! 8 weeks ago Reply
Sneaksby your website is incredible. I love it. I think the stylistic choices you've made are amazing. Have a great day Ling :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Loads of Awards, including WORST WEBSITE. I am proud winner of WEBSITE FROM HELL 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse :) 8 weeks ago Reply
UKEssays To be honest we did have our doubts - that's quite a site you have there! 8 weeks ago Reply
hecmocer Programmers are not designers: 8 weeks ago Reply
ZeErikku I liked a video I look at 8 weeks ago Reply
Sneaksby Hi im just wondering. Have you ever received any awards for your amazing website? surely you must have? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Means I need another big aspirin :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A customer with intelligence :) And cataracts. 8 weeks ago Reply
angelcurlyloxx So does that mean it'll be harder to get the finance through you, lol 8 weeks ago Reply
UKEssays Just had an email from a customer asking to make our website more like ! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have just received my FSA authorisation. Yay. What a bloody palaver that was. But now I am fully FSA'd up. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi Ling, can you retweet the following pls.My son is taking part in a trip to help orphaned kids in Peru ?http… 8 weeks ago Reply
bast1aan . this is also a great design 8 weeks ago Reply
AngusFoster2 Hi Ling, can you retweet the following pls.My son is taking part in a trip to help orphaned kids in Peru ? 8 weeks ago Reply
AngusFoster2 it's like living close to Heathrow and then moaning about noise ! 8 weeks ago Reply
oetgrunnen you’ll never beat lingscars 8 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 8 weeks ago Reply
laurenpittenger fair enough 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Boo, who wants minimalist? I don't sell minimalist cars. People want gizmos, lights, buzzers, flashing things. 8 weeks ago Reply
laurenpittenger Aw I only just said it's not minimalist! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wah, thanks to for referencing me as a beacon of good design :) 8 weeks ago Reply
drgs100 MOD used to have its own special warning system: 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Met Office have "Yellow" warnings and "Amber" warnings. You need a Pantone chart to notice difference. Why not use contrasty colours? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm amazed people choose to live in areas that are susceptible to flood, and then seem surprised when it floods after heavy rain. 8 weeks ago Reply
spanglishseo I really love the simplicity and editorial elegance of 9 weeks ago Reply
tobiasrogers Best website ever #UX #design 9 weeks ago Reply
SixFourWeb . throws heavy shade at one of my favorite sites Lings Cars , the anti-minimalist website. #wcus 9 weeks ago Reply
anthonydpaul Use lighting and design to create peaceful environment. references #wcus 9 weeks ago Reply
typicalyospos #php #FCKGW 9 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 I believe it's going to be with some ginger bloke 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is Top Gear still going these days? 9 weeks ago Reply
kennydude Showing people the joys of is amazing. Apparently it's in Gateshead lmao 9 weeks ago Reply
mr_matt_ad Web design at its finest >> 9 weeks ago Reply
tomghodder Amazing website over at A perfect example of modern, innovative web design with a simple and clear purpose. 9 weeks ago Reply
anthonygore This web design can only be described as xtreme with an x...and I like it 9 weeks ago Reply
mjballinger Bristol mayor apparently has 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have ANY of the "celebs" or MPs who offered to house Syrian refugees actually taken any in? On a scale of all or none of them I'd guess NONE 9 weeks ago Reply
cruicej This is the strangest website I’ve ever seen. Holy shit, it’s eveything wrong with web design. (h/t ) 9 weeks ago Reply
jamescnicholls frivolous expense 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The tree lights are killing the wi-fi. Damn you. 9 weeks ago Reply
n0ctali Je sais que je suis pas le seul à m’ennuyer donc je vous offre le meilleur site internet au monde. 9 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 personally I don't care. They build a decent car so will just have to see!! 9 weeks ago Reply
randallbell First look at the magnificent Xmas tree. 9 weeks ago Reply
vmodulor RT : Ahhh, China: (ojo, lleva sonido) 9 weeks ago Reply
debalsjeremy A very bad website ! OMG. Where us the UI and UX ?... #badWebsite #bad #omg #webdev #webdesign #uidesign 9 weeks ago Reply
heintess How NOT to design a website: 9 weeks ago Reply
marcborras RT : Ahhh, China: (ojo, lleva sonido) 9 weeks ago Reply
seisdeagosto Ahhh, China: (ojo, lleva sonido) 9 weeks ago Reply
GuidoKloess Should we focus our relaunch on this website User experience or should we make some totally different?... 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OK, hopefully VW will have a better cheat device, by then, too :) 9 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 seen the preview of the new 2016 Tiguan. I think I will replace mine with one in 2017. Hope there's a good deal!! 9 weeks ago Reply
Wee_G 9 weeks ago Reply
XxN_R_GxX I liked a video I look at 9 weeks ago Reply
hipinion2 This is fun.: Posted by Dalen — Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:21 pm 9 weeks ago Reply
tericee RT : Everything the #internet was made to be/not to be: 9 weeks ago Reply
simon_cousins Perhaps the ASA should be alerted that hammers are not actually used in assembling such a vehicle. 9 weeks ago Reply
chp_photo For idiots offer cars by colour ''12 month lease for a blue car only £129.00 per month'' Offer a NASA moon buggy buyer collects! 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Still being constructed with hammers in the Russian factory... 9 weeks ago Reply
ChrisPrice9021 frigging hilarious. Can you update me on the status of my Lada Riva delivery? 9 weeks ago Reply
evandyson This website looks like someone from a 90s take-your-kid-to-work day got to supervise the web staff: 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This must be an imposter Twitter account: None of my staff would ever say "work extra hard" in any form. Ridiculous. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For a wet cold afternoon day uplift, worth reading Advertising Standards Assholes complaint emails re my DeLorean 9 weeks ago Reply
randallbell Its that full of sugar, I'll work extra hard now! 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What *ucking shit my staff eat. However, if it helps sell new cars, EAT MORE OF THIS SHIT. 9 weeks ago Reply
DaveAHebert Everything the #internet was made to be/not to be: 9 weeks ago Reply
storiteller To quote a fellow web manager, this is the web version of "Plan Nine From Outer Space, The Room, and Troll 2." Wow. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wow, £6276 gross profit today, so predicted month end is £144,354 :) Somehow, I don't think I'll do £144,354 in Dec, heh. Still, a good day. 9 weeks ago Reply
yendenggg Checking out Ling's Cars source code and I saw this. #lingscars #code #website 9 weeks ago Reply
StuJoanne2 RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
BarnsleyIs RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
Huddersfieldis RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
LovingLeeds RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
Rotherhamis RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
ATSocialMediaUK RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
Southyorksbiz RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
UKSOPRO RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
Sheffieldis RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
UKHashtags RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
Londonislovinit RT : RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear your website has no indication of the statutory info of who owns your business. Do you have company reg number? 9 weeks ago Reply
Quidcarads RUDE woman, we just starting out! Come see me in two years, you shall eat your words! #jealous #newbusiness 9 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman Oh. Excellent work. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No wonder ads = only a quid. You've only 1405 cars listed compared to 1/2 million on AutoTrader. Makes you EXPENSIVE 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have job advertised for book-keeper. An application reads: "...I must stress however that I do not have any book keeping experience" 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe missing a trick, but I'm busy making money, not writing crap :) People confuse busy work with making £££. 9 weeks ago Reply
daughternumber2 Y're missing a trick!Weekly blog posts by you on the automobile industry would be pretty amazing.Let me know when it's a thing ;) 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not really :) 9 weeks ago Reply
daughternumber2 Ling! Your website is a jungle...I'm trying to find a blog on there. Do you have one? - Thanks! 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Old A4 are all gone. Stop asking me for old model Audi A4. New A4 and a 1/2 only, now. 9 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault the Great Ling is generous and wise! 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS All my staff have earned a further £200 bonus due to their great sales/car delivery effort in November. Already in their banks. Go spend! 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sales in November 2015 are 14% up on November 2014. That'll do, for a short, cold, wet month :) 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS November 2015 has been a) my highest sales (signed car orders) in any November, b) my highest invoicing (car deliveries) in any November. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far in 2015, I'm £70000.00 GP ahead of THE WHOLE 12 months of 2014... and there's still a whole month of invoicing to go. 9 weeks ago Reply
i0ewx76 RT polinaexplores when everything is so bad it is actually good #webdesign #uitrends 9 weeks ago Reply
polinaexplores when everything is so bad it is actually good #webdesign #uitrends 9 weeks ago Reply
Mike_Ragan When you go for: but you end up with 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, how do these price rises make any sense when inflation is ZERO 0%? 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Last day of the month and sales are currently £7000 Gross Profit higher for November 2015 than for Nov 2014. Still 6 hours to go :) 9 weeks ago Reply
alexpsouthwell Best site ever #internet 9 weeks ago Reply
cjmlgrto Web design: 9 weeks ago Reply
Nornold c'est toi qui a inspiré ce site je suis sûr 9 weeks ago Reply
AfueraHerbaLIES RT : Sense of humour failure, here. Now, if only they'd have gotten rid of deceptive Herbalife Distributor ads too... 10 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk 10 weeks ago Reply
twok3design RT ► Forget the rules about #UX & #webdesign just enjoy the madness of this | 10 weeks ago Reply
i0ewx76 RT paddy_be Forget the rules about #UX & #webdesign just enjoy the madness of this 10 weeks ago Reply
paddy_be Forget the rules about #UX & #webdesign just enjoy the madness of this 10 weeks ago Reply
ncrossland RT : Universal Jobmatch has reopened my account, but I've had a telling-off. See their email here with their comments 10 weeks ago Reply
stefanmanku RT : Universal Jobmatch has reopened my account, but I've had a telling-off. See their email here with their comments 10 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : Universal Jobmatch has reopened my account, but I've had a telling-off. See their email here with their comments 10 weeks ago Reply
grumbo "Your e-mail has been passed to myself,"....what's gone wrong with the word 'me', has it got some toxic desease? 10 weeks ago Reply
grumbo "Your e-mail has been passed to myself,"....what's gone wrong with the word 'me', has it got some toxic desease? 10 weeks ago Reply
mpellatt Sense of humour failure, here. Now, if only they'd have gotten rid of deceptive Herbalife Distributor ads too... 10 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong Like chicken talk to duck. HAHAHAHAHAHA #chinglish 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, Nationwide have invented hashtag event "#CarLeasingHour". They are the only people using it. :) Gotta smile. Bless them. 10 weeks ago Reply
mpellatt Ah, Monster. The tossers who told me Herbalife Distribution (sic) is a genuine job opportunity. So I will never ever use them. 10 weeks ago Reply
ij1971 Can't see much wrong with this job ad myself. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Universal Jobmatch has reopened my account, but I've had a telling-off. See their email here with their comments 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Errr, someone sent me a pic of their dog and my badge. Woof :) 10 weeks ago Reply
mellymeep I was considering a lease check out lingscars, the website is AWFUL but she has some really good deals 10 weeks ago Reply
TheresaMayNews MERCEDES LEASE CHEAP BUSINESS LEASE ... 10 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR I was kind of expecting that. Until I became the idiot English guy who'd left his bag on the train. The guard was a right hoot 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sweden is similar to Denmark, minus the sense of humour. 10 weeks ago Reply
cjjmccray #worldsbestmanagementguru: 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can't people just get on with running their businesses without vomiting all this "positive" bullshit? fu*k me ... just get on with it. 10 weeks ago Reply
Tuuliitbuushu Inspiration for web design 10 weeks ago Reply
McKay_1988 It's nice - love the use of colours & shapes - I think gives it a run for it's money though :) 10 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Spoilsports 10 weeks ago Reply
lernmark Världens bästa sajt 10 weeks ago Reply
CloudyEmpyre I liked a video I look at 10 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla I know should have been 12k max and an abacus 10 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Deserved to be banned. £18k! Tut 10 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla RT : Here's the job advert which got my account suspended with Universal Jobmatch: 10 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla I wonder what they thought was wrong with it ;) 10 weeks ago Reply
AngusFoster2 RT : Here's the job advert which got my account suspended with Universal Jobmatch: 10 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 well that's cutting and pasting for you. Ignore. Stupid hull man here. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Errr, have I missed this? I'm not very good with water, I am installing gas at the mo. 10 weeks ago Reply
Annejphotos this is an awesome ad from a fab company. Exactly why I ordered my car from you 10 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 RadioHumberside this is exactly what we want to see. The real issue and not Mrs muffins who can't bath the cat. 10 weeks ago Reply
angelcurlyloxx WOOOOF !!!!!!!!! 10 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 if only were allowed to do all job adverts 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My JCB 4CX made mincemeat of a 200m trench, 1m deep. Half is already backfilled with the gas pipe in. 10 weeks ago Reply
zahidk if anyone can Ling can 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS According to NGN engineer, 64mm medium pressure pipe will provide "more gas than the whole village put together, needs". Gas guzzler :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jon & Ian & Clare been installing a 64mm medium pressure gas main. The one quoted £36k for and Northern Gas Networks did for £2k 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm back at work today, currently £6000 ahead of this day in Nov last year, working like a dog. 10 weeks ago Reply
ACR93_ RT : Here's the job advert which got my account suspended with Universal Jobmatch: 10 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : Here's the job advert which got my account suspended with Universal Jobmatch: 10 weeks ago Reply
WouterHu not in this case 10 weeks ago Reply
stigombord Ärlig annons, kanske lite för ärlig :-) 10 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 RT : Here's the job advert which got my account suspended with Universal Jobmatch: 10 weeks ago Reply
andygambles Is this a corporate trying to copy but too scared to go all the way? 10 weeks ago Reply
_MrKen I wish I was allowed to write a job ad like that! 10 weeks ago Reply
smauto_ie I love this! I may even apply :-) 10 weeks ago Reply
_kathaar thats a great job ad like 10 weeks ago Reply
richstaggy RT : Here's the job advert which got my account suspended with Universal Jobmatch: 10 weeks ago Reply
sf4d74 RT : Here's the job advert which got my account suspended with Universal Jobmatch: 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Back from Egypt. Great time. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's the job advert which got my account suspended with Universal Jobmatch: 10 weeks ago Reply
sf4d74 I could do it, I have 3 books already 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I posted a job, and been banned by Universal Jobmatch. Anyone know a book keeper who wants a job, Gateshead? 10 weeks ago Reply
danielbachniels Tjek lige og blive inspireret til et eller andet :) #succesonline 10 weeks ago Reply
tentabrobpy Realy by "Stuff" i mainly mean webpages. Like, This is alright but i want 2 be 10 weeks ago Reply
mattfromseattle No words. 10 weeks ago Reply
ma_rylou du darfst nich verjessen :> 10 weeks ago Reply
KatushabeN This website should be put in the Guinness book of records as the most crowded website in the universe. You... 10 weeks ago Reply
z_rose My new favourite thing - apparently, it's real! 10 weeks ago Reply
driverfilms I liked a video I look at 10 weeks ago Reply
FrazerPrice I wish all websites looked like this. 10 weeks ago Reply
mr_3LiON Веб-дизайнерам на заметку: 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am sitting on a yacht off the coast of Egypt, sipping cocktail, watching some idiot "review" my website. Heh. 10 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 10 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I'm sure you swim with a lot of sharks!! So don't get bitten. 10 weeks ago Reply
devronbaldwin I prefer them in the sea but each to their own. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Delicious boiled. Especially the bit that sticks up. 10 weeks ago Reply
devronbaldwin a white tipped reef shark. Nice. I saw a few while out there. 10 weeks ago Reply
allaboutjuicer How to make Thousands Dollar with Amazon Associate? Find out via Browse the Channel too!! 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Message to LINGsCARS staff: ***WORK HARDER, YOU DOGS!*** ... I need more money for sunlotion and pina coladas. Heh. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jon tells me there has been snow at my farm. Here in Egypt it's hot hot hot. Sunbathing. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Checking into my office, there are 11 new car deliveries today, and I'm about £5000 GP up on last November (so far). All good! 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Back in wifi range, I'm on a boat in Egypt scuba diving. No ISIS yet. Here is a shark I've been swimming with 10 weeks ago Reply
RedditDesign I look at (Worst web design ever) 10 weeks ago Reply
ux_topics_us I look at (Worst web design ever) 10 weeks ago Reply
bobalashinpa I liked a video I look at 10 weeks ago Reply
acoreynews Learning how NOT to do #webdesign 10 weeks ago Reply
Djh4min I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz :D 10 weeks ago Reply
markjenkins RT : need a Friday pick-me-up? Remember is always just a click away… 11 weeks ago Reply
kulor need a Friday pick-me-up? Remember is always just a click away… 11 weeks ago Reply
Khanna_Reidinga Greatest website on the Internet via 11 weeks ago Reply
lepatriquerouge Best. Site. Ever. #lingcars #design #gifmore 11 weeks ago Reply
JustinRob Indeed. Lingscars has been setting trends for a while now. I’ve never got past the homepage though :) – 11 weeks ago Reply
Tintenfrosch Ok. ’s Website ist auf einer Stufe mit . #fixtheweb 11 weeks ago Reply
BeastDev1 I've+just+won+a+special++collectors+badge+playing+Ling's+badge+quiz+ 11 weeks ago Reply
elias_bias nice 11 weeks ago Reply
matto Lest we forget 11 weeks ago Reply
LesleyinCity yes! It's a NO GO! 11 weeks ago Reply
maz31welsh wow thats high 11 weeks ago Reply
DevrajVisa how can I win a t shirt ??? Entered my details on a game ...what's the estimated town for it to arrive at my house ??? 11 weeks ago Reply
Strange_Healer У меня чуть эпилепсия не проявилась, НУ ЗАЧЕМ? *просто кость креативная, лол* 11 weeks ago Reply
JonWhiteBriefly Counterpoint: No Squarespace template will ever reach the soul-stirringly dadaist heights of ( ). 11 weeks ago Reply
ilikehernebay RT : Delighted to announce our Highly Approved Traders for 2016! Awardees are: , , , 11 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure damned clever way to get you out the country, that. (Well done!) 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have won Honest John Highly Approved Trader award (again). I am now in Egypt. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Delighted to announce our Highly Approved Traders for 2016! Awardees are: , , , 11 weeks ago Reply
deambulando Not sure if genius or dumb, but love it!! Lings Cars - #greatux #greatdesign #greatcontent 11 weeks ago Reply
MikeVousden RT : Delighted to announce our Highly Approved Traders for 2016! Awardees are: , , , 11 weeks ago Reply
cargiant . That's great news thanks congrets to everyone else on the list. 11 weeks ago Reply
cargiant RT : Delighted to announce our Highly Approved Traders for 2016! Awardees are: , , , 11 weeks ago Reply
TheresaMayNews RENAULT LEASING CHEAP RENAULT LEASE ... 11 weeks ago Reply
_HonestJohn Delighted to announce our Highly Approved Traders for 2016! Awardees are: , , , , …2/4 11 weeks ago Reply
robotmonkypants #WorstCarWebsiteEver 11 weeks ago Reply
LesleyinCity will try I can get finance but APR almost 50% nightmare as I have the income to pay but CR shot due to CC #bipolar 11 weeks ago Reply
maz31welsh also theres a leasing firm called if u go on there website you can chat with someone hope this helps 11 weeks ago Reply
SimonZerafa I dare you to visit Lings Cars! :-) -> 11 weeks ago Reply
spencergoldade Best website in the world! 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow I go deep sea scuba diving in Egypt. Wish me luck. Fingers crossed ISIS don't watch those James Bond scuba scenes. 11 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS please contact and discuss his new product. You can test it then I'll promote using your opinions :) 11 weeks ago Reply
SealTree RT : I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz It may be a bad website… 11 weeks ago Reply
JamesGurd I know what you mean - the old mind blowing bit is nice to have. Let's throw LingsCars into the room - boom! #ecomchat 11 weeks ago Reply
mrlmireia "Menos es más en una web" Pero siempre existen excepciones como que rompe con todas las normas pero tiene éxito. 11 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 11 weeks ago Reply
Casper_O kun fordi du ikke kender 11 weeks ago Reply
verngiammartino : Wow ” Top right corner 'Play Stupid Game NEW' 11 weeks ago Reply
splitmind_de Augenkrebs - die Website. #Triggerwarnung: Design 11 weeks ago Reply
nasauce Θυμάστε πως ήταν οι ιστοσελίδες κάποτε; Όχι!; Νομίζω βρήκα τον τρόπο να θυμηθείτε: 11 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Kia Car Leases - Ling's Cars 11 weeks ago Reply
JeremyHuntNews MAZDA LEASING CHEAP MAZDA LEASE UK ... 11 weeks ago Reply
JeremyHuntNews Land Rover Leasing - Ling's Cars 11 weeks ago Reply
JeremyHuntNews Kia Car Leases - Ling's Cars 11 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Contact please. Nothing on the web is ever perfect but we check security very often. Ta. 12 weeks ago Reply
rograjo Quan estiguis tranquil fes una ullada a DES DE L'ORDINADOR. P.D.: jo no pago la factura de l'oculista. 12 weeks ago Reply
Mark_kroon Check the source, never see this :-) 12 weeks ago Reply
scottymeuk found a huge security bug in your site. Who do i contact? 12 weeks ago Reply
1GoldPLTrophy Morning 12 weeks ago Reply
Garrett_Edu Some websites have a high extraneous load, a little bit too much going on. Here's an example: #EDU210 #extraneousload 12 weeks ago Reply
pollockdavid1 DELOREAN DMC-12 #BackToTheFuture 12 weeks ago Reply
SpamChopp DELOREAN DMC-12 LEASING 2.8 i V6 (170bhp) Gullwing Coupe You can be Marty McFly 12 weeks ago Reply
kookoomonster haha i have to agree is pretty cool & borderline genius! Tnx 4 sharing they're awesome! 12 weeks ago Reply
fencemaster they're cool. here's my favourite: ;) You might like I never tire of it. great work. 12 weeks ago Reply
destruktstudio If anyone is looking to lease a car... #wheretolook 12 weeks ago Reply
SemTolentino This is my fave site of today and it's legit as well 12 weeks ago Reply
ldbstartup Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 12 weeks ago Reply
lajlev #design #inspiration yet another well designed norwegian web-shop and a car rental website. 12 weeks ago Reply
alastairotter Even if you're not looking to rent a car, you have to check out It makes an art form of kitsch. 12 weeks ago Reply
vocnorth You buying outright or personal lease hire? gives you a good idea what you can get PLH 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've just won another motor trade award... but it's embargoed at the mo. 12 weeks ago Reply
TechnoREB If you ever decide to buy a car buy your car from here 12 weeks ago Reply
Brooklyn_media Ataques de epilepsia viendo la web de lingscars: infinitos #actívateAlicante 12 weeks ago Reply
henrikvoss CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CAR LEASING CHEAP BUSINESS HIRE DEALS 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've checked, just no more ix35s out there. You'll have to upgrade to new model. 12 weeks ago Reply
SinabuKaru I'll just leave this here 12 weeks ago Reply
JasonJBarker Welcome to , quite possibly the worst and weirdest website on the internet 12 weeks ago Reply
Karlinski73 Tried personal leasing? ? 12 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch replaced with Tucson model (revived old name) 12 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not sure... checking 12 weeks ago Reply
steveedt Hi, why no more hyundai ix35's? 12 weeks ago Reply
malcomio also wonder how many visitors to are just web people thinking WTF 13 weeks ago Reply
joshwanamaker If you haven't seen it, this is arguably the most (intentional) horribly designed website on the entire internet 13 weeks ago Reply
nedge2k Jesus fu*king Christ, that's some kinda website... 13 weeks ago Reply
Gedankenstich Liebe Kinder, mit so einem Internet mussten wir vor 15 Jahren kämpfen - auf 56k Modem! 13 weeks ago Reply
r_paulins Iespējams visu laiku labākā web lapa. :D 13 weeks ago Reply
BRAVEBristol Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 13 weeks ago Reply
qustos Нашёл лучший сайт 13 weeks ago Reply
lmorchard Wow. Now this, THIS is what the web is about, folks. "CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CHEAP BUSINESS HIRE DEALS" 13 weeks ago Reply
andrewkdawson I can't believe I've only just seen this: the most outstanding website on the internet. 13 weeks ago Reply
Leophir RT : Ling's Cars is a website that says "The Internet peaked in 1999," and you'll start to believe it. 13 weeks ago Reply
aeolist this guy goes for the "quantity over quality" school of web UI design 13 weeks ago Reply
emeyerson Ling's Cars is a website that says "The Internet peaked in 1999," and you'll start to believe it. 13 weeks ago Reply
avdeeva6277 просто очень классный сайт. го тестить 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Head of accessibility for BBC??? Wow. Hope my website doesn't set your dyslexia off :) 13 weeks ago Reply
GarethFW this is not a spoof site 13 weeks ago Reply
CarGianniniBCN Wow ! Thats good! Close to Barcelona :) You will be welcome if you visit Barcelona :) Have a nice day!!! 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My front end guy lives in Reus! 13 weeks ago Reply
CarGianniniBCN Hi Ling! Regards from Barcelona. In our company,we are fans of you and your marketing campaing. Maybe,,you can visit us a day :) 13 weeks ago Reply
amethysthive Why are you such a fu*king idiot? 13 weeks ago Reply
sm1thv1rus RT : From the comments on that piece, this epicness: (don’t click on mobile). 13 weeks ago Reply
luxagraf From the comments on that piece, this epicness: (don’t click on mobile). 13 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle actually he is does that make you feel better? 13 weeks ago Reply
StrettonMr your words sting, Ling 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "***The leaves are falling and is our prices*** " ...dyslexic car salesmen wanted to create catchy nonsense :) 13 weeks ago Reply
KaneShort On a Web Design UX corse today and found the best website i've ever seen: #webdesign #webui #webux #graphicdesign 13 weeks ago Reply
johan_rylander RT : It's important to have a clear information hierarchy. 13 weeks ago Reply
PeterssonJesper It's important to have a clear information hierarchy. 13 weeks ago Reply
i0ewx76 RT startup2hack #bm #Ling's Cars from the UK has probably the best #website in the world: 13 weeks ago Reply
i0ewx76 RT createstandard Ling's Cars from the UK has probably the best #website in the world: #webdev #webdesign #ux 13 weeks ago Reply
startup2hack #bm #Ling's Cars from the UK has probably the best #website in the world: #webdev #webdes… 13 weeks ago Reply
createstandard Ling's Cars from the UK has probably the best #website in the world: #webdev #webdesign #ux 13 weeks ago Reply
MRMorrison1977 -- sure, just don't tell . Maybe I'll DM you to talk discounts 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ooooh, lucky wife. :) Do you have a girlfriend too? I can do volume discounts, hahahaha 13 weeks ago Reply
MRMorrison1977 - thanks for the First Aid Kit; car going great - you may well get another order from us in the new year for the wife #LingsCars 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good customer, good Mercedes, good birthday message, good boys (all 3 of them) :) 13 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 Farewell to our leased from . Gr8 service from both. Arrived same day as newborn son 4 yrs ago 100% reliability! 13 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Actual car leasing business in UK with a tongue-in-cheek flashy 90's-looking web site 13 weeks ago Reply
chrisdanford Actual car leasing business in UK with a tongue-in-cheek flashy 90's-looking web site 13 weeks ago Reply
brooklynunited Overheard in the office: "Guys, this is the best website on the internet." 13 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Did you win it fair and square? You sure you didn't scam it, because Polly won't send to scammers :) 14 weeks ago Reply
mikestanding Ling! I have been waiting since February for my badge! 14 weeks ago Reply
MrS1rus такой ? 14 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 14 weeks ago Reply
ertailara Me consuela que aunque mucho de internet cambie, sigue idéntico. 14 weeks ago Reply
hervebigal Le webdesign n'a pas fini de vous étonner. L'art minimaliste non plus 14 weeks ago Reply
Martin_Raetze Website of the year :) (Sound anmachen) #freitagsspaß 14 weeks ago Reply
dareusb Žiūrint į Topocentro naujienlaiškį atrodo, kad tuoj turės konkurentą Lietuvoje. 14 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno I agree to a point, but not all motoring journalism is bad. Case in point: 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gaz, all that motoring "journos" ever write, is 100% PR. All prompted by motor co free trips, cars, food & hotels 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks :) 14 weeks ago Reply
TeamBoA you have got to go on triangulation with ! 14 weeks ago Reply
TeamBoA mentioned again on security now 53 minutes in 14 weeks ago Reply
UXJon Sadly all fallen out of fashion. (Everywhere except of course). 14 weeks ago Reply
Fab_Women Profile of the one and only Ling #Valentine of She really is a one-off #business 14 weeks ago Reply
Pinklogik A website that will fry your brain. 14 weeks ago Reply
Xxplosions This is some next level special oh and btw look at the view source ;) 14 weeks ago Reply
chriseckeard I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 14 weeks ago Reply
F_Sernandez Best designed car leasing website ever. 14 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 I don't care what you are as long as you beat aim stealers when I need a new one from you 14 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson you're a trader, not a dealer. Without dealers there would be no traders. 14 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Well done, don't often see that kind of growth in the auto trade! 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cue screams of horror from Motor Trade tweeters, saying I am not a real Motor Dealer, when I'm on track for £1m gross profit. Stuff them :) 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, on the same basis of my invoicing in 2014-2015, ...2016 invoicing should be over £1 million (excluding VAT). That's good news, eh? 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, I think it's safe for me to assume I'll end 2015, around 20% UP on 2014. Unless the World stops turning... 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now equalling my TOTAL invoicing for 2014. Everything from now on to end December is total uplift, year on year. 14 weeks ago Reply
StrettonMr Well done LING! 14 weeks ago Reply
zHankerOficial RT : Thank you for sending us your safety card, Ling. ;-) 14 weeks ago Reply
all_airlines KLM: LINGsCARS Thank you for sending us your safety card, Ling. ;-) 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What kind of interview? I do not have my yellow bodywarmer with me today. 14 weeks ago Reply
KLM Thank you for sending us your safety card, Ling. ;-) 14 weeks ago Reply
jamieBdaily Awesome. Fancy an interview on Ling? I'm keen to speak to interesting North East entrepreneurs! Let's put it in motion... 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think I'll finish the month on approx £78,000 (ex vat) invoicing (gross profit), which will be £7,000 or 10% up on October 2014 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . you can download my car safety card here: 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS .... not **QUITE** as good as MINE, with Melissa Hartington-Smythe from Blitish Airways 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kittos! I got married in Finland you know, studied at HUT, suffered the bloody food :) 14 weeks ago Reply
GeorgeSorosInv RT : I love It's better business than you think. Power of experience economy and branding! Well done, … 14 weeks ago Reply
jarmovalmari I love It's better business than you think. Power of experience economy and branding! Well done, 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm developing a "deal cloud" (TM) which will enable DIY car deal comparisons in real time, LIVE. No one else has one. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My badges are one of the cheapest but most effective promo devices I have used... plus they look great! 14 weeks ago Reply
richaskew The website is generating discussion again in lecture this morning. Someone has badges. 14 weeks ago Reply
mickey_kube RT : Самый сумасшедший и даже немного пугающий сайт, который реально работает - 14 weeks ago Reply
hypertextru Самый сумасшедший и даже немного пугающий сайт, который реально работает - 14 weeks ago Reply
_bron_ Woah seriously?!?! My eyes hurt! 14 weeks ago Reply
CheapHeaps Something's u just don't want to see 14 weeks ago Reply
JthePorscheGuy … Arnold has one you can use!!! #Tank 14 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk thank you for my two first aid kits! Two because extra special customer?! 14 weeks ago Reply
AigarK This website has it all :) -> 14 weeks ago Reply
ij1971 a small tank? Is that a V40 1.6d? 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I only have a small tank and no artillery, unfortunately. 14 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus business opportunity! 14 weeks ago Reply
ij1971 well? 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Real email this AM: "Dear Sir Ling, I am inquiring to see if you also lease any heavy artillery such as tanks, armored vehicles or other?" 14 weeks ago Reply
simon_cousins Ling 1 Lexus 0 14 weeks ago Reply
CheapHeaps Got to love that ling 14 weeks ago Reply
OfficialLexusUK On the contrary, Ling, given that the seats are where drivers spend all their time in a Lexus, it's of utmost importance. ^MC 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear You are overthinking a bit of foam covered in a cow's ass. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My operative Wot Went Wong hit this street sign this morning on way into work. So she stole the evidence... 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My operative Lily has found a lesbian zombie torso. Nice! 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My operative Polly, picking her nose again. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, in some situations, for some people. Like mortgages not always ideal. I don't lease my Bedford RL, you see? 14 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce so leasings a bad idea? ;) 14 weeks ago Reply
fullbeem not all vehicles have two but it is a sign of poverty specification 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You've got a fog light bulb out. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why do people whinge on that it's CRUEL to teach people to stop relying on tax credits? It's like heroin, need to get people off tax credits 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, I have several "cars" like that. Err, Zil 131, Daimler Ferret, Bedford RL, 2 x Land Rover Series, JCBs etc 14 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto Absolutely! 14 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey I don't even lease cars. I pay cash for five year old motors, then drive them until they stop. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, indeed not. Motortrade experience would be a definite drawback, as most motortrade people stuck in a rut. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, we are similar. I never buy anything on credit either. That's a fool's game. 14 weeks ago Reply
markhyson I'm on it Ling. 14 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto No Motortrade experience a necessity 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Email me CV then, nit :) 14 weeks ago Reply
markhyson me! 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think it may be time to look at hiring A SALES/OPERATIONS MANAGER £Good for my business. Anyone want to volunteer in first instance? 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm an immigrant (here 1998), and NEVER taken a hand-out from the state. Never had a tax credit, benefit or payment. It's a matter of pride. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tax credits: Do people REALLY WANT to live on state handouts? It's like a begging-bowl society. Have some pride, refuse tax credits. 14 weeks ago Reply
AnthonyAkentiev Самый классный сайт - 14 weeks ago Reply
jtjdt Worst site ever - /via 14 weeks ago Reply
slidingtackle Total admiration for - one of the best worst websites. Takes a certain genius to break every rule of good design. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does anyone really believe ANY car manufacturer's claims now, when real-world is so different?? g/km needs at least DOUBLING. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "The C-X75 emits just 89g/km" gullible ...a) nonsense & lies by Jaguar, b) batteries charged via coal power station. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jeez, Lord of the Realm touts his book on Twitter. Worse than those bloody homeless beggars in Newcastle. 14 weeks ago Reply
gingio it's better than the odd ten pence most chuck in! 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahaha, tight fisted git! :) £2 :) 14 weeks ago Reply
gingio Fair point. Bought one in IKEA for £2 yesterday too & it won't be the only one I buy for sure... 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unfortunately, that's nonsense. Support the campaign by BUYING A POPPY from a seller. Adding to Twitter is rubbish 14 weeks ago Reply
geake even F1 fans think Infinity is a software company rather than a luxury car brand. I think I saw one once. 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is that made with glass fibre? 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, doesn't matter, they hardly sell any. Maybe that's the issue, silly spelling hurts Google searches? 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, sold precisely ZERO new cars in the UK in September. Website says: "Perodua ... continues to increase market share.". heh:) 14 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Despite Infinity being plastered all over Red Bull F1 cars, I sell more new cars in the UK every month that EVERY Infinity dealer combined. 14 weeks ago Reply
jasoneccles Lingscars is very successful & very opinionated about mobile content strategy. The design is well iterated. 14 weeks ago Reply
SimonZerafa Nice site. Not as good as Lings Cars though ;-) -> 14 weeks ago Reply
amethysthive Still a massive publicity *unt... I mean stunt! 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Correct! 15 mins of prime-time BBC, if you could buy that (you can't) it would sell for £1 million. 15 weeks ago Reply
samlev0207 RT : RT : is the best website! >> I agree. Plus no one else in the car business is online at this hour. 15 weeks ago Reply
lovelysneha_ StrettonMr: RT LINGsCARS: Steve, I'm 100% getting my next hair design from YOU. 15 weeks ago Reply
big_pink Loving the website, if you ever need some aid or a re-design come to us! 15 weeks ago Reply
amethysthive I may be welsh but at least my success isn't sponged from turning money down on dragons den... #PublicityStunt 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Leon is Spanish! How can a Spanish car share traits with James Bond? James Bond doesn't sleep half the day... 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A Welsh :) heh 15 weeks ago Reply
amethysthive Thanks for clicking on my channel ling, much appreciated! OH WAIT YOU SUBBED TOO???? DAMN! 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahaha the "youtube personality" Dyllan Watkins is a) Welsh, b) has just 1,412 youtube views... compared to my 589,000 views. 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Steve, I'm 100% getting my next hair design from YOU. 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy ass. @:) 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are the kind of person who needs reporting to the police. Bet your timeline is full of abuse. Boy 15 weeks ago Reply
IgnoredSenpai I discovered your website today. I was not disappointed. Thank you Ling, thank you. 15 weeks ago Reply
JEmmertsen haha this shit is awesome. #lingforpresident #wheretoclick 15 weeks ago Reply
MickMetDeBaard RT : Voor school op zoek naar de slechtste website ooit. Dit pareltje wil ik jullie niet onthouden: 15 weeks ago Reply
jamessarjeant Fantastic article by but I feel they missed out on and 15 weeks ago Reply
MartijnBaars91 RT : Voor school op zoek naar de slechtste website ooit. Dit pareltje wil ik jullie niet onthouden: 15 weeks ago Reply
SanderJanssen95 RT : Voor school op zoek naar de slechtste website ooit. Dit pareltje wil ik jullie niet onthouden: 15 weeks ago Reply
TimmeRHCP Voor school op zoek naar de slechtste website ooit. Dit pareltje wil ik jullie niet onthouden: 15 weeks ago Reply
_TheBurd Ah Ling, you're a little dense aren't you? 15 weeks ago Reply
amethysthive I can definitely see why people would want to rent cars from you now, fu*king North Korean refugee! 15 weeks ago Reply
Bella_Ilievska OMG... Ling roasting people and throwing shade is the best thing I've seen on Twitter today. 15 weeks ago Reply
Joeypotatolad WILLOWS ARSE 15 weeks ago Reply
StrettonMr am 100% getting my next car from you! 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That was a reasonable post until you turned into a *unt-faced f*cktard at the end. 15 weeks ago Reply
CesaredePadua i'm just going to leave this here... 15 weeks ago Reply
mr_botov Нихрена вы не знаете о том, как правильно делать сайты по продаже тачек. А вот Линь - знает! 15 weeks ago Reply
amethysthive She definitely means Acme... have you ever seen roadrunner? fuc*ing chink! 15 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla thanks : ) 15 weeks ago Reply
pherlopolus no, but if you stumble on 10km of multi strand fibre optic let me know... 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anyone want 200m of 6-core, 6mm per core, armoured cable on a drum? First £200 wins it. Collect Gateshead. 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm currently £6,000 gross profit ahead for sales this month, up to the same day in Oct 2014. Brilliant! 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Err, clearly the dog is too tall for the car. It will have to stoop if it travels in a Vitara. It'll get a bad neck! 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta :) I think you may mean "acne", not "acme" hahaha 15 weeks ago Reply
markalope The greatest website I've ever seen. After basking in the glorious design... view source. This guy is great 15 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 15 weeks ago Reply
laurenclark_io Ling's website is the acme of web design. #leaveLingyAlone 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Imagine an epileptic clicking on my site? They should use a GoPro, it would be fu*king hilarious! You are idiot. 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Faster sales, then :) No waiting for silly build times. Instant $$$ :) 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look, an "epileptic" will not be leasing a new car will he/she? Worse they can do is spill tea on keyboard. Phew :) 15 weeks ago Reply
JthePorscheGuy Yes, new place. All re-sale cars, lots of PORSCHE! 15 weeks ago Reply
amethysthive Imagine an epileptic clicking on your site... not so funny now are you? 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My front end chap lives in Reus! Close to you I think. 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "YouTube personality" - hehehehe 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh!!! You've changed dealers? Is the new one more opportunity? 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Carla, I don't know... I guess customs duty (???) 15 weeks ago Reply
amethysthive Your site is *ucking cancer! 15 weeks ago Reply
ellorenscr Web designers of the World, help this guy please: 15 weeks ago Reply
terolahtinen Ehkä paras nettisivu ikinä: 15 weeks ago Reply
TheSaltminer You want 1990s interwebs? Check this shit out: 15 weeks ago Reply
Josevc93 Ejemplo de falta de accesibilidad/usabilidad en un sitio web 15 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla if I buy something from China and the price is for it landed in say Liverpool what additional do I need to pay do you know ? 15 weeks ago Reply
Elvira_w Gekke wereld, die autobranche.. (Remember ) 15 weeks ago Reply
lucaslaw_gezo I Felt like tweeting 15 weeks ago Reply
lucaslaw_gezo I felt like tweeting #LINGsCARS 15 weeks ago Reply
JthePorscheGuy Ni hao bet you thought I'd never leave Beverly Hills! 15 weeks ago Reply
crduffy Learning how not to create . I think that site is awesome though #ATO2015 15 weeks ago Reply
uipatternscom Wow - this is the craziest (insane) site I've seen this year: (and it's actually a good business!) 15 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke A2) Did I mention the importance of humanising the online experience? #EcomChat 15 weeks ago Reply
RicardoJ01 Un claro ejemplo de mala #Usabilidad: 15 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm already £30k ahead of my total 2013 invoicing, and £110k ahead of my total 2012 invoicing, with 2 & 1/2 months left this year! :) 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS By the end of this month, I'll beat my TOTAL invoicing for 2014, So that leaves Nov and Dec invoicing as pure additional increase :) 16 weeks ago Reply
mudrock Via colleague: latest web trend to pick up on is movement on the page. Perfect example here. 16 weeks ago Reply
SReyskens I'm doing a research on web design and SEO techniques for school. Could I please have a chat with you on your live chat? 16 weeks ago Reply
alina_ezhova вот еще шикарный сайт 16 weeks ago Reply
JACQUES330 thank you Ling your website is great❤ 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...pls email sales at lingscars dot com and address to Holly. I have been inundated with scammers, lately. 16 weeks ago Reply
Daniela_95x Hey! Ling! I'm doing a schoolproject about your website. Why did you choose to make it so colorful and animated?? 16 weeks ago Reply
Chris_The_Pole RT : where is my t-shirt I won 2 weeks ago tomorrow? 16 weeks ago Reply
_ifthenelse_ lingscars hat auch eine mobile Version 16 weeks ago Reply
iamrofe you visiting my website like 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This, from the creator of 16 weeks ago Reply
iamrofe Imagine how much she could make with a website that doesn't want to make me tear out my eyes 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS At the moment, I'm on target for a £75,000 Gross Profit month. Keep selling! 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Other People's Money. OPM. Reminds me of Danny DiVito. 16 weeks ago Reply
JACQUES330 where is my t-shirt I won 2 weeks ago tomorrow? 16 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks!!! Hope you enjoyed the Chinese Polo. Suck, don't crunch! 16 weeks ago Reply
w_else_is_there oh my! it just reminded me of ! 16 weeks ago Reply
hvixx Really good web design ? #highcontext 16 weeks ago Reply
mracolbourne confirmation, featuring a Chinese 1RMB banknote, Polo mint and a truck with a massive rocket on the back. 16 weeks ago Reply
MilesWalkerFox this website has left me speechless. amazed and appalled at the same time! 16 weeks ago Reply
carstenbleicker #leasingwagen gefällig? 16 weeks ago Reply
cupedetat Holy actual *uck 16 weeks ago Reply
Lukasz_Gadek ahhahahah :D that made my laugh lol 16 weeks ago Reply
Smadzene Skatos un priecājos 16 weeks ago Reply
kennydude RT : LingsCars' 404 page is perfect. 16 weeks ago Reply
jonginn LingsCars' 404 page is perfect. 16 weeks ago Reply
RonTheHottie best website ever! 16 weeks ago Reply
nmdumolin I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz It may be a bad website but so much fun 16 weeks ago Reply
arthurbikemad Want to know how to make bright web sites, ask Mr Ling...hahaha 16 weeks ago Reply
AdeTheux never ceases to amaze me. The page source is pretty nice as well... 16 weeks ago Reply
MindGamesWeldon RT : Oh! This is just TOO WONDERFUL. A Security Now! listener found this site that even uBlock Origin could not tame! 16 weeks ago Reply
SBSussex RT : Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 16 weeks ago Reply
StartUpDonut Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 16 weeks ago Reply
BeCurieus RT : Well, I do have a nuclear missile truck... 17 weeks ago Reply
mojohito Ling's cheap car leasing has the best FAQ in the world. 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, I do have a nuclear missile truck... 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tsk. Someone from that camp in Calais, obviously :) 17 weeks ago Reply
BeCurieus Don't click this link you have been warned: 17 weeks ago Reply
33A2D17 Ah, j'ai pas répondu au bon tweet :/ (je pensais que tu répondais à celui sur ) 17 weeks ago Reply
EmilysMindvomit Close your eyes, click this link, and open your eyes 17 weeks ago Reply
uptownmaker you *must* check out the FAQ section. cc 17 weeks ago Reply
Corr_Associates Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 17 weeks ago Reply
DerAlmighty Until 2017 when show tunes replace tangible currency. 17 weeks ago Reply
LordVaderXIII RT : I LOVE Ling! Thanks ! 17 weeks ago Reply
csimpsonweb the most amazing website online today !! - and its for real 17 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke Referenced by - >> #PRWDReveal 17 weeks ago Reply
dimabalakirev Вы обязаны это увидеть 17 weeks ago Reply
MaighstirTodt check out this amazing website, looks like someone has been ripping off your work 17 weeks ago Reply
karenlouiseb Web design classic Ling's Cars #fintechscot 17 weeks ago Reply
AmirRasool happens with my car too. Stop / Start kicks in at 4mph whilst car still moving - #DANGEROUS 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Conversion rates = nonsense. What matters is £££s. That's all that matters. Bank manager doesn't count conversions 17 weeks ago Reply
OzNigel This is possibly the greatest website on the internet. From the "so bad it's great" school of web design. 17 weeks ago Reply
givelittlelove1 RT : you need to hire and for model on your site. hahhahaha LOVE IT! 17 weeks ago Reply
prKassad Где я? 17 weeks ago Reply
DerAlmighty I'm sure conversion rates come into play too, especially once Sealand takes over the UaK in 2017. 17 weeks ago Reply
DavidSandholm , ett väldigt bra förslag på hur en hemsida ska se ut! 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another great day: £5000 Gross profit. Keep it coming! 17 weeks ago Reply
jimyster Then that is even a better reason to hire a designer that can fix what you broke!! :-D 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I did sell them in the future in about 2-years time, but the service intervals are a nightmare when time travelling 17 weeks ago Reply
CCoop19 But this site though.... (caution: might induce seizures) #epic #webdesign #wow 17 weeks ago Reply
Ruth_Mon RT : El que me diga una web con una experiencia de usuario más currada que esta, se lleva un regalito.. 17 weeks ago Reply
Ian_Cruickshank Best website EVER!!!! #DD19 Forget the rules and check this out. 17 weeks ago Reply
DerAlmighty Do you sell DeLorean time machines? 17 weeks ago Reply
DerAlmighty You don't break them, you just crash Internet Explorer. #ChromeMasterRace 17 weeks ago Reply
DerAlmighty What does BBC know about South Carolina? Just sayin'... 17 weeks ago Reply
drewgould RT : If you're looking for award winning web design look no further than 17 weeks ago Reply
_matthewBowen If you're looking for award winning web design look no further than 17 weeks ago Reply
applied_design Inspiration. Tired of parallax scrolling templates. Thanks 17 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Thinking about leasing from lingscars the website is so wild though. Citroen C1 for £134 a month, insurance is cheaper than … 17 weeks ago Reply
mellymeep Thinking about leasing from lingscars the website is so wild though. Citroen C1 for £134 a month, insurance is cheaper than my current car 17 weeks ago Reply
meximeximan hhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING 17 weeks ago Reply
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larakiara Have you ever come across this website before? That’s what I think of when I see ling 17 weeks ago Reply
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Chris_The_Pole RT : well done Ling 17 weeks ago Reply
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Kevitivity Best web design ever. 17 weeks ago Reply
motorhappy RT : Really impressive figures - wow! #motorhappy 17 weeks ago Reply
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AdmarkUK Really impressive figures - wow! #motorhappy 17 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 I should hope so! 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I deliver more new cars in 2 months, than Lotus cars deliver (new cars from all their UK dealers put together) in a whole year. 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BBC: "South Carolina's governor says rainfalls in SC, higher than at any time in 1,000 years" >> So who was measuring 200/300/900 yrs ago? 17 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Says someone who repairs computers for a living... whereas I design code that breaks them. 17 weeks ago Reply
vunguyen Wow! #UX 17 weeks ago Reply
daveyp It's good, but it's no 17 weeks ago Reply
jimyster U might consider taking some of that big money and investing it into a web designer ;-) 17 weeks ago Reply
maharajmeister Possibly the best website in the world - 17 weeks ago Reply
DickWThomas go on you know you want to see it 17 weeks ago Reply
GrimHarrison is a genius revival of 1996 internet design and is also just quite hilarious check the source code. 17 weeks ago Reply
owntheweb This has to be the most amazing website I have EVER seen! Thanks for sharing ! xD 17 weeks ago Reply
rynpg RT : The most beautiful website I've ever seen: 17 weeks ago Reply
IMPMAC This site . View the source lol. 17 weeks ago Reply
patryric The most over the top web site 17 weeks ago Reply
patryric Le site le plus drôle que j'ai jamais vu 17 weeks ago Reply
coagulant Очередной безумный дизайн Петух, который топчется по твитер-ленте сайта особенно доставил. 17 weeks ago Reply
joehudsonsmall RT : This site is the reason we have ad blocking. 17 weeks ago Reply
JaredNaude This site is the reason we have ad blocking. 17 weeks ago Reply
thlnk3r I'm not even sure what this guy was thinking: right-click > View Page Source = lolz 18 weeks ago Reply
zollymonsta Its very odd. And today they credited me back $6 something USD. It’s weird Miss Ling! 18 weeks ago Reply
cindelicato "The **BEST** website in the World" is owned by -- hat-tip to 18 weeks ago Reply
crgn Oh, my. How did I not know of the existence of this site before now? HT 18 weeks ago Reply
CKMASAK Greatest website in the history of the inter-webs. 18 weeks ago Reply
BWafflemaker Heh, I get my fans kicked on over at . 18 weeks ago Reply
GusSalles RT : I LOVE Ling! Thanks ! 18 weeks ago Reply
AGLotito your Web site is bodacious. Looks to be hand coded. Outstanding... A bit busy though. ;-) 18 weeks ago Reply
russfrith This site is in desperate need of a marquee! 18 weeks ago Reply
simon_cousins Ling, I visited your incredible website after hearing that podcast. Glad I did! Best Website Ever. 18 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 A great song by David Bowie. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I re-read my help form... clearly I was VERY drunk when I doctored the Royal Mail and uploaded it. :) 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Life on Mars... a British saying. Or, use a DeLorean time machine instead :) 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse! 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Correct. Bright colours = good. Cheers me up! :) 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed, so I am! :) 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My karaoke music is great medicine. 24 tunes, refresh homepage for different ones randomly. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks for the link! 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am featured on Windows Weekly TWIT at 52:00 - they say "the best website in the history of the World". Thanks! 18 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS hahahaha, oooops! 18 weeks ago Reply
dascritch RT : Après concertation rapide du CA, le nouveau design du site de sera inspiré de ce site : :) 18 weeks ago Reply
aplufr Après concertation rapide du CA, le nouveau design du site de sera inspiré de ce site : :) 18 weeks ago Reply
aplufr Après concertation rapide du CA, le nouveau design du site de sera inspiré de ce site : :) 18 weeks ago Reply
mikehole haha nice to see feature on this weeks Windows Weekly :) 18 weeks ago Reply
Sr_Redondo lo ha hecho Ling > 18 weeks ago Reply
doktorfunk RT : Oh! This is just TOO WONDERFUL. A Security Now! listener found this site that even uBlock Origin could not tame! 18 weeks ago Reply
JohnBiethan Now this one crazy but "safe" website! 18 weeks ago Reply
axslayer33 Ah, nice, has a help form from for missed....t-shirt.....shipments...wait a minute..... 18 weeks ago Reply
Zanderfain First thing I thought of was this - 18 weeks ago Reply
BryanWilhite trust her. she is Ling! 18 weeks ago Reply
iainalexander Holy crap....now that's one vibrant website....clearly you can trust Ling CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS 18 weeks ago Reply
cranfan84 Il miglior sito internet dell'universo, buona visione 18 weeks ago Reply
AGLotito It's the 80s again... Somewhere... 18 weeks ago Reply
UNIXSA RT : I LOVE Ling! Thanks ! 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron something we agree on Ling! The U.S. seriously needs to reconsider the part of the constitution about the right to bear arms. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What is it with Americans and guns? Mentalism. You don't get this very often in UK or China. Both countries have generally unarmed police. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS a different it's not sorted I will send #ronniepickering round! >> RONNIE *uckING PICKERING famous man.:) 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . but may also be financially on a winner#class action >> we'll have a divi :) ... holding out my hand, heh 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I even supply new cars to customers who live in Hull. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Err, apart from had a 2.0TDi VW engine, so probably is proud driver of a VW Cheat Device 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS See? Even tho is from Hull (HULL!!) I supplied him a lovely new car Hull, tsk. :) 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron why not Ling? Go for it, you trust them so much after all and, as we have already discovered, you have no risk. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, if the car (or customer) looks like it may be trouble. Yes I do. I don't order lime green Mondeo V6s for ANYONE 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron so you turn business away then? 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm not desperate for business, so I CHOOSE which cars I order, and which I don't. I make sensible decisions. 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron ...you'd be stuck with car that was unlikely to sell any time soon and cost you money. You don't have that risk. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I would not order that car. I refuse to order cars which may cause headaches. 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron ...of £15k or so you'd take a deposit too to ensure commitment. If you were the dealer and they cancelled... 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just checking (as an employee) that you understand what a "financial stake" is. I mean, you might think it's dinner? 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron you would and you know it. If someone ordered an unpopular spec car that had to be fully paid at lets say a cost... 18 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst There's nothing I love more than having my profession dumbed down to being an "IT". 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron typo...so what?? You grammar police now too? 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, I wouldn't! What changes? The customers remain the same. I trust them. 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron ...million pound dealer groups have you'd take a small deposit too! 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's "stake". 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron so...again...like I say...very easy to spout claptrap about trust then, eh Ling? If you had at steak what multi... 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are always nice, but then even Adolf had good days, I guess :) 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Exactly my business model - no financial exposure. Why on earth would I want financial exposure??? You FE sound GOOD 18 weeks ago Reply
vineetbhatnagar What a site - 18 weeks ago Reply
olarssen Have you seen this fracked up website?! ?! They are based in the UK. The deeper you click the better! 18 weeks ago Reply
Fishthetiger if people are gonna save serious cash then they will wait. For impulse buys then I guess page load is important.My 10 pence worth 18 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG We use the Beatles Calendar...Beetles...works on a few levels. 18 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Touchpaper intact! Ask a civil question, get a civil & straight answer. Nice to be nice! 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron -but it's very easy to take that stance when you have nothing to lose, isn't it Ling? You have no financial exposure. 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron not suggesting they're aren't happy...you're the one crowing about trust and supposed lack there of from dealers... 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then, don't accept my car orders. I have over £10million of new cars on order. My supplying dealers are VERY happy. 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron agree with Jason. Case in point is cancelled fleet orders...your customer cancels, you cancel but we can't. 18 weeks ago Reply
Jasonkenny Ling, what about the 20 cars I have in stock then? Also, some manufacturers don't let you cancel orders, we pay 4 them! 18 weeks ago Reply
otaviofff And here it is! The worst UX designs: 1st) 2nd) 3rd) 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron you may rarely get cancellations, but on odd occasion you do supplying dealer is left with unwanted order, not you. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe in real afterlife :) If you are in Gateshead, give me and (my IT) a shout. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Skoda Superbs are getting very cheap. I'll have more cheap deals on these big cars soon. So they have VW 2.0TDI engine? So what? 18 weeks ago Reply
andybudd good on you. You're the exception that proves the rule, whatever that means! Hope to meet you IRL sometime! 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you have physical, stored and pipeline stock in the quantities you imply, your stocking loan must be HORRENDOUS! 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Very good business lately. Increasing by £100k a year gross profit. Steady, Eddy. Soon be £1m/year :) How are YOU? 18 weeks ago Reply
andybudd Hey Ling. Long time no chat! How goes the car leasing business? Still rocking the web like it was 1999? 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you count 8 days in a "week", then no wonder your sales are up on last year :) 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah. I have a W123. A 230E. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I very, very, very rarely have cancellations. I do it on trust, and customers are trustworthy. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Refugees don't need "scholarships", they just need to listen, talk and interact. Soon pick it up. 18 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oooops, I lit the blue touchpaper... 18 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson nonsense. I have physical, stored and pipeline stock. Interested to know what your dealer does if you cancel an order? 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron RT : Who knows how far UP without issue I suppose but up is up! 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron RT : Sales in last 8 days - 101% of the same week last year. NEW CAR ORDERS UP A LITTLE, USED C AR ORDERS DOWN A LITTLE. … 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron RT : The 97% left up for sale are the same high quality, high performance, high mpg, reliable, well equipped cars they al… 18 weeks ago Reply
ashpron RT : 6 and we have 2x large dealerships and only 2x Seats. Over 97% of the stock UNAFFECTED. 18 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Who knows how far UP without issue I suppose but up is up! 18 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Sales in last 8 days - 101% of the same week last year. NEW CAR ORDERS UP A LITTLE, USED C AR ORDERS DOWN A LITTLE. OVERALL UP 1% 18 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG The 97% left up for sale are the same high quality, high performance, high mpg, reliable, well equipped cars they always were! 18 weeks ago Reply
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