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LINGsCARS Nobody voted for these EU bigwigs, or even the UK commissioner (WHO IS HE?) Lord Hill, who the *uck is HE? Madness. 2 days ago Reply
MikeH_PR I'd love to see highly motivated & smart people welcomed from everywhere. I think we're on the same side with that 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS The immigration system is stupid DUE to EU rules (that UK signed up to). Really, do we want Junkers dictating us? 2 days ago Reply
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MikeH_PR then the problem isn't the EU - it's a stupid immigration system 2 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS It's completely unfair and illogical that the Uk denies the best from around the world and accepts unlimited dregs. 2 days ago Reply
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MikeH_PR and it's brilliant that you're here and successful. Isn't that all that matters? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS A level playing field for all, not just floods of bloody Romania cabbage-pickers + families, just cos have EU p/port 2 days ago Reply
MikeH_PR I doubt any Romanian agricultural labourer ever prevented you building a successful business. Or me, for that matter. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, all most #voteleave want is a level playing field and equality of opportunity for THE BEST quality immigration 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS It took me years of applications and £££s +1,000 mile trips to Beijing to get a UK visa. Again for leave to remain. 2 days ago Reply
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NeilMilliken highly unlikely 2 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Have to VPN and post from UK to avoid Chinese anti-twitter internet police. Pain in ass. 2 days ago Reply
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Kev_TitanDMS would you not say that 50th from of the vast amounts of automotive businesses on Twitter Is a great result? 3 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I really don't want to insult anyone but since when has being "50th" been a result? Is that really a "great effort"? 3 days ago Reply
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BizAssistFife they list them lowest to highest price. But based on the NET price. Not the GROSS including VAT 3 days ago Reply
BizAssistFife speaking of autotrader... Did you know they skew their commercial vehicle prices sorting to favour trade advertisers? 3 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Well, that's really good news. But I was responding to your "never deal with Ling again" Tweet. 4 days ago Reply
pmcsharry Audi have agreed to fix as less than 21k with full Maint plan. Not impressed with tweet ling :-( 4 days ago Reply
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AdamFisher02 King you should know a clutch isn't covered. 4 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Grassy arse, Nick. :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Point is, I would love to be able to magic a new clutch for Paul, but I simply can't. If I paid every car repair... 4 days ago Reply
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mark_russ67 or perhaps riding it resting foot on pedal when driving. Strip it and that will reveal all 5 days ago Reply
MrNeilB surely the clutch shouldn't go so soon. Only 21k/18months I'd expect it to last far longer unless he's racing it :-/ 5 days ago Reply
searcherloans LINGsCARS Bored Ling chooses 10 of her favourite car-related TV adverts ... 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Contract with fin co. Paul has an Audi service plan, unfortunately seems clutch wear not covered. Am trying to help. 5 days ago Reply
Markylon surely ling is the broker and your contract is with the dealer?? 5 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS ...and clutch is a wear & tear item unless it fails catastrophically. Slippage isn't covered in ANYONE'S book, sorry 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Let's be honest, as you've gone public. You've thrapped the clutch on an A4, 21k miles/18mths and want it repaired.. 5 days ago Reply
pmcsharry I will never ever deal with again. 5 days ago Reply
pmcsharry Getting a bit grumpy - need to lots of numbers to ring & no help - finger pointing leased with - starting to wish I hadn't now 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, except the Macedonians won't open the border. 5 days ago Reply
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pjryan51 very fair and will keep that in mind! 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG No,no. I mentioned 'tactical offers' This is merely the traded's description of mfr offers. 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 you used the phrase "tactical moves" when describing variation in valuations. 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG That I respect & acknowledge. So we'll come to you! Guarantee to beat any internet price too. Fair? 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Tactics? High investment+good service,offer & back up are not 'tactics' Generalisations rarely accurate 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 Yes but driving my car round dealers to find that out which is which isn't something I want to do 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Dealers ON AVERAGE cheaper than anyone else as no additional broker fees to cover. One margin to cover. 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 it's the "tactics" that I suspect dealers are just going to have to learn to live without. 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Trust issues? Little paranoid! Different brands= different offers, different dlrs= different eagerness 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG & degree of dealer desperation. You can spot the desperate, their the ones dealing with intermediaries 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Your car is worth virtually the same to everyone. Difference is margin/tactical monies being used and... 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 then after all that the PCP negotiations begin and another plate spins! 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 if they offer at upper end I suspect their car priced too high and vice versa. 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 This was main reason I gave up on dealers. Lugging my car round offers varying as much as £2k 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 Yes but establishing estimate beforehand removes sales room "spinning plates" and magic act. 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG I should add we agree to AT 'suggesting' a px price but a very reluctant participant. 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Cars are worth what somebody is prepared to pay. All the guidance in the world will never change that 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG ...misleading. Too high an estimate = disappointed customer when they arrive, too low= they don't arrive 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Virtual monopoly so options are limited. Not simply a matter of 'choice' Over-simplifies situation. 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Cannot speak for AT though. The suggestion of a blacklist confers importance that does not exist! 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 having just had a look at part exchange stuff though I like it. Clearly service car buyers will want. 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 True. But as with any sevice your principle right is to move business elsewhere. Suspect v few will. 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Utter bollocks Ling. Any decision to deal/not deal with intermediaries is at individual dlr level 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Nothing lawful/unlawful about undermining an advert you've paid for. It's about fairness not legality. 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Eh? We are their customers? Do you pay to use it? Paying makes us the customer. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS . You need to get yourself out of the marketing grip. There are many other channels. Get on with it. Simple. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS . dominance= legitimate (though disliked). Motor dealers have created the monster by laziness. Why blame A/T? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Soda bic? What's wrong with chorizo and throwing a donkey from a tower. Or is that Catalonia? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Agree, it's the customer proposition which needs to be made far friendlier. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS comparison has nothing to do with used cars, scrapped cars, parts or other A/Trader category. It's about customers 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS "blacklists" certainly exist in the UK Motor and Finance industries. I'm usually at the top of the lists. Welcome! 5 days ago Reply
vertumotors thanks Ling your comments are very kindly appreciated! 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 if get part exch right I may switch back from leasing. Up to dlrs to offer alternative. 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 up to dlrs to offer alternative that customers want. Part exchange process is a nightmare. 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 they have no obligation to act "fairly" with dlrs only within law and benefit of their company/customers. 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG and...you don't sell used cars so not a like-for-like comparison 5 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce time to get snappy! Organise talks at group level and move as 1 Jim start the revolution 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Our current arrangement summed up 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG And we all know it! The crack cocaine of car marketing. Too few of us (inc me) prepared to go cold turkey! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some of the most enlightened views on modern (ie post social media) marketing are from Mr Forrester 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS What I'm saying is that the very people who moan, have been feeding the growth of Autotrader. Stop feeding it. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Keith, don't ignore the fact that car dealers "my fav enemy" for years been paying to create a monster in A/Trader 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, most car dealers HATE , but few make the effort to develop marketing without giving A/Trader £££s 5 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Cheap to try & blame your fav enemy- dlrs. Dominance exercised fairly is probably (?) ok. Abusing position now 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have never paid any money to for anything. Yet I get customers for >1,500 new cars a year. Hmmmm... 5 days ago Reply
pjryan51 I have sympathy but part exchange process IS the worst most archaic often underhand part of buying a car 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Car dealers in the UK give more and more money, control (of web presence), and dominance to - then complain it's too dominant 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is a whole internet out there. Yet many dealers still lazily rely on Autotrader. Get more creative. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jim, this problem has been endemic in motortrade for YEARS. Dominance of Autotrader. Yet, it's car dealers own fault 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jim Reid: "I’m paying [Autotrader] more...than what I’m making in profit" ...car dealers subjugate brand to A/Trader 5 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Dear the UK Government needs a doom-laden, plague of locusts type report to support EU #VoteRemain Can you please oblige? Ta 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's a good reason to lease the Jeep, as buying one will be a money-pit. 6 days ago Reply
davidlough2000 probably because a Jeep will be almost worthless after 3/4 years compared to Jag 6 days ago Reply
JoseleNavarro Mi pagina favorita!!! xDDDDDDD #activatealicante 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Vote Leave EU to avoid having to throw all the bendy bananas away :) #brexit 6 days ago Reply
MrNeilB I'm in wrong business. I sell tons of bananas. Wanna swap Ling? 6 days ago Reply
ij1971 excellent work!! 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Especially ordering in numbers... so far in 2016 I've taken 47 Jeep orders. :) 6 days ago Reply
ij1971 think you'll find a leasing company can get HUGE discount on the Jeep but negligible on Jag. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yeah, but to an extent Jaaaags sell themselves. Whereas Jeeps need to be sold. 6 days ago Reply
MrNeilB it's all about depreciation/residual values I think. Jag still worth more after 2 or 3 years :) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, maybe have to try harder to sell Cherokees than Jaaaags. :) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Depends where in the USA... I reserve the right to avoid posting to locations on "Building Alaska". 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Manufacturer subsidy, registration incentives, residuals, fin co subsidy, dealers may have more margin, etc etc 6 days ago Reply
DanielMccoy85 lingscars is so horribly awesome that my head just exploded. How have I never seen this site before!? 1 week ago Reply
gr8quizlets I am in the US, and I won a shirt. When do I get info on where it is? -Zane St. John 1 week ago Reply
Ser_seanson too late i'm now owned by a pimp and you can find my cam here 1 week ago Reply
dibiconf forget Craig's List, have you seen Ling's Cars? 1 week ago Reply
angelcurlyloxx Cherokee and F-Pace price up £38k to buy, but the Jeep is £150 less to lease per Month, Don't get it 1 week ago Reply
angelcurlyloxx how come a cherokee and fpace, both cost 38k but jeep is 350 pm and jag is 500 pm, seems wrong ??? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's still "garden sofa" country, I am told... 1 week ago Reply
mark_russ67 tut. I'm in Hedon. That's in the East Riding and not Hull lol 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS But you are such an easy target, being in Hull. 1 week ago Reply
mark_russ67 why wouldn't I? Customer service is ace and Twitter insults better!! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are so kind. :) heh 1 week ago Reply
mark_russ67 yes three month build I guess through vw. Too early to quote yet but I know I'm getting through you! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS That is such a hard question... it may be worth to order in December. Can only say "wait and see" 1 week ago Reply
mark_russ67 so Tiguan due replacement March. Thinking Passat dsg 4x4 when do the price lists change ? 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS #Brexit ex-customer... sometimes I think it's better to say my true feelings rather than pretend I have no opinion just to appease customers 1 week ago Reply
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chrissireimer Would I recommend this to a client- no. Is it awesome - YES. #confab 1 week ago Reply
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smig9y oh #ling you and your team are so good to deal with ! And you have saved me £1300 compared with main dealer prices 1 week ago Reply
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James_Bailey This website is brilliantly engrossing, but you may be so captivated that you end up renting a car. I did. 1 week ago Reply
RShuffle Also. This was the car lease site I was on about. 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Your beloved EU does absolutely NOTHING to stop the militant Frenchies from holding everyone in the EU to ransom. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Clive, can you supply CH deals on "normal" standard new Mustangs? I have a lot of interest in those. 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I now have CATS joining the chicken on my website. The only UK car website with live cats. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does the BBC *HAVE TO* convert every imp measurement to metric? "Tourists warned to stay at least 25 yards (23m) away from all wildlife" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...almost... :) 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS My Privacy Policy is here: "a policy of occasional compliance with the data protection laws of the United Kingdom" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Appointment Monday 23rd to go through end-of-year accounts at my accountant. Looking forward :) 1 week ago Reply
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NewCarMark RT : I now have CATS deployed on my webpage. Cats sell cars! The only car site in the World with live cat… 1 week ago Reply
VelocitySales RT : I now have CATS deployed on my webpage. Cats sell cars! The only car site in the World with live cat… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I now have CATS deployed on my webpage. Cats sell cars! The only car site in the World with live cats. 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I have a new Polaris Ranger 4x4 EV on order for my farm... look: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks, seems sorted now. Thanks for fast resolve. 1 week ago Reply
softcat thanks for getting in touch, we've spoken to your account manager who will be in touch shortly. 1 week ago Reply
VanDerBurge No no im just a casual racist not a professional :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS So so the survey that was included in the price identified that I needed another survey that cost me £260.30? Sigh. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey Are you any relation to HertzVanHire ? :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey "GCHQ does not use cookies to identify you personally." ... yeah, right. :) You want me to click on THIS? 1 week ago Reply
VanDerBurge Bloody Chinese trying to poach our car leasing market 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS You'd better make sure I am on your list to keep an eye on. I was born in China. You can't be too careful, eh? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS As cats own the internet, I have decided to add some of my cats to my homepage. Daniel Fernandeth-th-th my Spanish front-end dev: ADD CATS. 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS It is EXACTLY an "emotional test of courage". That's it. Well said. 1 week ago Reply
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pauldambra Have just been shown I never before realised that reading twitter was missing a chicken 2 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR RT : "Grow a backbone" - when you reduce this to just an emotional test of courage - a dare - you've lost the argument https:/… 2 weeks ago Reply
RupertMyers "Grow a backbone" - when you reduce this to just an emotional test of courage - a dare - you've lost the argument 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed,,, the Axis powers are convincing YOU of impending doom by the sound of it :) Grow a backbone and be proud. 2 weeks ago Reply
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mark_russ67 it's not going to change trade. Cars will still be imported and exported. We just have £ in bank and closed borders. #scaremonger 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is OUR MONEY they are splashing around to buy support. It's corrupt, it's bribery and it stinks. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Watching some French government bloke on Newsnight threatening "consequences" for the UK if we #brexit makes me react with ZE GRAND f*ck OFF 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Since Call Me Dave's "WWIII in Europe" warning if we #Brexit, I have started to form the image (in my mind) of the EU as "the Axis powers". 2 weeks ago Reply
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AliHawke The look on a UX person's face when they see for the first time is something to treasure. 2 weeks ago Reply
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Joffff Or with your eyes open. 2 weeks ago Reply
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TheHodge NEVER go on with headphones in... #thepain 2 weeks ago Reply
Vorkronor Byla by i nějaká data? Protože pak je – jako protipříklad – :-D 2 weeks ago Reply
Logfather RT : Site van de dag hoor! 2 weeks ago Reply
delans Site van de dag hoor! 2 weeks ago Reply
dsabar I heard #brutalism is the latest 'in' thing for web design. Then a friend showed me THIS... o_O 2 weeks ago Reply
stonecoldevin this is the work of a visionary: 2 weeks ago Reply
s_antuna RT : Acabamos de descubrir la mejor web del mundo y más elegante. tendrá envidia 2 weeks ago Reply
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UKCarLease RT : People talk about great web design, but few think as outside the box as car-leasing site https://t.… 2 weeks ago Reply
_willrice I found it. I found the best website. 2 weeks ago Reply
Clearpreso People talk about great web design, but few think as outside the box as car-leasing site 2 weeks ago Reply
uxlinks absolutely! is a classic example 2 weeks ago Reply
eoinbara The more I look at the more I think Ling is an evil genius. 2 weeks ago Reply
eoinbara has perfected this over the years, cunning strategy! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The Lings Cars effect ... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...but I can do them. Please email me for a quote sales.com 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm not keen on 60 month (5-year) as the new car will be well out of MOT and need heavy servicing. Cost effective? 2 weeks ago Reply
zagi988 One of THE BEST sites I've seen in a while! shout out to !!! 2 weeks ago Reply
angelcurlyloxx Are 60 Month leases available through you ? 2 weeks ago Reply
zriha RT : Flashback 15-20 godina u vrijeme pocetaka Weba #OMG 2 weeks ago Reply
kkos Flashback 15-20 godina u vrijeme pocetaka Weba #OMG 2 weeks ago Reply
velmu The site does do wonders and business is good for :) 2 weeks ago Reply
juusotwiittaa RT : Kyllähän tämäkin jo lähentelee neroutta: 2 weeks ago Reply
BoogieSanta RT : Kyllähän tämäkin jo lähentelee neroutta: 2 weeks ago Reply
ilkkajii Kyllähän tämäkin jo lähentelee neroutta: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Please email me so I can send you the info by return.. sales.com Ta :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Pls wait :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Slixor Can you pricematch this? I Want this car, but don't want to use anyone but LINGS! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thinking about David Cameron's remarks about #Brexit and WW III in Europe. Call a spade a spade: This must be about Germany (again)? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hoping so, just sorting some stuff out. 2 weeks ago Reply
gnb Best website, or bestest website? 2 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson well. Perhaps China could get a wildcard and enter? Better still try strangling a cat, add some tinkling noise and a flute.... 2 weeks ago Reply
onordbo Speaking at An Interesting Day? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What shite TV with the hosts thinking they are funny. NOBODY CARES #Eurovision 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Croatia - a bit crap with the hopeless accent #Eurovision 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Drummer is silly #Eurovision 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Staff at work like Hungary. #Eurovision 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Watching #Eurovision 2 weeks ago Reply
shewrote #stoked! #aninterestingday 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My last talk was at the Wales Millennium Centre, a massive venue. My only talk of 2016 will be on a tiny Norwegian island (holds 150 people) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If the UK were to pull out of #Eurovision , is that also a risk of sparking WW III? David Cameron should address that... #brexit #VoteLeave 2 weeks ago Reply
onyourtodd Mind = blown 2 weeks ago Reply
bnunjo You are my hero, Ling. 3 weeks ago Reply
donfauntleroy94 here's a good one (warning for flashing stuff jic) 3 weeks ago Reply
Nynxxii RT : whoever designed this fuc*ing website is my hero: 3 weeks ago Reply
KittySingleCask #TallShipsYouthTrust The Whisky Round Up is out! ▸ Top stories today via 3 weeks ago Reply
_kvitochka Найшла свій новий улюблений сайт - 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Where are you based? Send me an email pls. sales.com 3 weeks ago Reply
EthanTMcCarthy I won multiple t-shirts from your game monts ago! I want them ASAP Ling!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
syneryder Probably not in the US, but I’ve heard amazing things about LingsCars in the UK (turn on mute tho): 3 weeks ago Reply
andrey_butov RT : If only you were in the UK, you could use this wonderful site 3 weeks ago Reply
crbdev If only you were in the UK, you could use this wonderful site 3 weeks ago Reply
MartynTyrant Compound that by going to . It's totally legit, too. 3 weeks ago Reply
MPLauratius9 what do you think about David Cameron? give him a rating 1 to 5 stars here: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unless a) you believe in this stuff, then b) something goes badly wrong for you. Religion causes damn lot of misery. 3 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow My PCC received less than 1 in 10 of the available votes - they're hardly representing the overwhelming will of the people... 3 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 as in scot ref not that simple. Banks + big business driving #remain vote. More that's under threat more they threaten. 3 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow And the Council of Europe and the European Parliament? Commission doesn't exist in isolation. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Badge AND t-shirt??? Ben from NY NY. Outrageous :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There are some outstanding UK MPs. But, you'd rather be governed by unelected European Commission members? Sad. 3 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow *looks at members of UK parliament* *votes remain* ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS EU #brexit thing is so simple. Stop asking for "facts". "Facts" are made up bollocks. It simply boils down to WHO DO YOU WANT TO GOVERN US? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This person's profile = "leaving school". That really says it all. 3 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes If you haven't been to Ling's, you gotta go. 3 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes I mourned the day I went there and it was teh g0ne. However I have a list of a few other HTML beauties, the best is LingsCars 3 weeks ago Reply
spongeh The video on this is brilliant, sound needs to be on. Who do you think you are kidding Mr Cameron #BREXIT 3 weeks ago Reply
jsteencastro can you ask if he can build me a site like this one? I miss the 90's. 3 weeks ago Reply
icebear444 Stupid GAME!!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
ZanderMander95 I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 3 weeks ago Reply
_garethgi11 Your site is crap 3 weeks ago Reply
jasonkneen Always good to pop back to now and again to see what’s got worse 3 weeks ago Reply
sexydatascience RT : Funniest thing learned at How to Turn Data Into Insights and Customers. U can use too many techniques. 3 weeks ago Reply
WizardOfGoogle Funniest thing learned at How to Turn Data Into Insights and Customers. U can use too many techniques. #BeAUSOME 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS After being stolen 2-years ago, PC Dan Beardmore finds my 2 x expensive bikes. Superb result! 3 weeks ago Reply
RoryAHunter This is the best / worst website I have ever seen in my life, and that's saying something. 3 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Does anyone want to buy my JCB Workmax 1000D? Super road-reg 4x4 UTV. Before I ebay it? Clare is not included. 3 weeks ago Reply
KosiorekJuana RT : Does anyone want to buy my JCB Workmax 1000D? Super road-reg 4x4 UTV. Before I ebay it? Clare is not included. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does anyone want to buy my JCB Workmax 1000D? Super road-reg 4x4 UTV. Before I ebay it? Clare is not included. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a tip in Nanjing: "don't mention the Japanese" :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm not "merely posting a number" I'm showing accurate GP sales, and GP invoicing, each month. No one else does that 3 weeks ago Reply
allytequiero OLHA ESSA DESGRAÇA 3 weeks ago Reply
startupheaval All the seizure-inducing power of late-90s web design packed into a single car leasing site 3 weeks ago Reply
athernawaz How would you rate the description ? : #LINGsCARS still cannot compete your description ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson ling, it shows none of those. You are merely posting a number. Where does that foster trust? 3 weeks ago Reply
athernawaz One of the good twitter descriptions/bio is by #LINGsCARS The UX is even better :) #UX #China #Chinglish 3 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR Trust Ling to turn the #EUref into a marketing opportunity 3 weeks ago Reply
drysa32 I can see both points, hers an alternative.. Turnover is vanity, profit is sanity and cash in the bank is reality 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce once left a tip in Nanjing, was chased after by staff and given it back 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Oops youve just reminded me to all the Europeans who click on my youtube site,i was just joking (crosses fingers behind back) 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Im afraid you get Nil Points from me 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Only one person in UK has changed a 2m+ views/yr business website to reflect #Brexit vote: me :) #VoteLeave 3 weeks ago Reply
bristolren yes we are and I think before we start arguing again about the EU, let's stop here. Have a good bank holiday. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well there you go. We are both bloody immigrants. I'm British now. I particularly look forward to UK leaving EU 3 weeks ago Reply
bristolren I'll agree with you there!! I'm from LA... The worst police 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am in the UK because I particularly like bad weather. Of course. Plus, nice police (unlike China and USA). 3 weeks ago Reply
bristolren I'm bored now, go away. I'm sure you're in the uk because your business thrives here and makes ££. If not why aren't you there? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Remarkably we totally agree. My bonuses I pay are that, a surprise bonus (rather than a wage depressant) :) 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Blue touch paper.........!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What the fu*k do you know about China? Why do you think people are badly treated? Good staff are rewarded. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I agree. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I took staff earning 3 weeks ago Reply
bristolren yes and we all know how well people are treated in China. I'm a yank & I will tip good service. You can be cheap 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But, the restaurant owner is forcing the staff to take the risk on that 10%, that they use to subsidise wages. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is an Americanism... no one tips in restaurants in China, for example. It's just cultural bollocks. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG You don't tip at McDonalds...and all that £GP rolling in...tut tut. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I agree. It is. Net cost wouldn't change much though if the '10%' tip was added to wages & in turn the bill 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Undoubtedly... but maybe I (we, probably) are unusual in paying proper wages, unlike these low-paying restaurants. 3 weeks ago Reply
bristolren and sometimes those people have higher wages than normal wait staff because they may get tips 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, no-one tips in McDonalds or KFC. I don't see any difference. It's subsidising bad employers low wages 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG ...net effect you'd be no better off. How much 'tax free' income is received across the UK though? World? 3 weeks ago Reply
bristolren and what's your commission on that? I'm not saying you don't work but you're not on your feet in a hot kitchen 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Custom & practice I suppose. Bit of an anachronism but if they stopped, staff rates would have to go up & the bill would too! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bollocks. I do more work than any food waiting staff. Also goods are worth £10-20-30-50k, not £25. 3 weeks ago Reply
bristolren and I don't work in a restaurant. I can barely carry two cups of tea and have respect for people who do more! 3 weeks ago Reply
bristolren because you're not carrying a car out to me. You're a sales person not serving me. You get a fat commission! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't know about you K, but I *never* get tipped with cash for selling a car. Why should a meal be different? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What I am proving and showing, is a) openness of info, b) transparency, c) profitability, d) trust. It's great, eh? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gross Profit = irrelevant IF you have high costs, eg buy/stock cars. If *very low* costs (ie me) GP =great indicator 3 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson ling. It's irrelevant. What are you looking to prove, show or otherwise? Anyway, did DB not point out gross is quite irrelevant?? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS April totals: My invoicing (= new car deliveries) gross profit is £76,324 ex VAT. That's a good result! No other car company declares GP. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's last day of April. I'm just checking figures. Finished my month on £67,500 of gross profit sales (new car orders). 4 weeks ago Reply
PaulGush I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 4 weeks ago Reply
PaulGush I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 4 weeks ago Reply
FlowDigitalLtd . Cars to sell! We've posted our little live session on We love LINGsCARS (it gets a mention) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unfortunately you choose the last day of the month before a bank holiday, I have work to do! 4 weeks ago Reply
velli_pa что вы знаете о веб-дизайне? 4 weeks ago Reply
Pascalsetsail Site Inspire Big Time - 4 weeks ago Reply
steveluvender oh yeah this reminds me, you guys need to take this quiz 4 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson multiply your figure X 10 and that's closer to the mark..... 4 weeks ago Reply
erictherobot even doesn't have this annoying user experience. 4 weeks ago Reply
D_West1978 Please retweet it's the way of the world all same.If you can give through a company tax efficient - your accountant will confirm. 4 weeks ago Reply
D_West1978 We have various thriving youth projects at the moment and need to support the area (our parish) not rich but might be one day! 4 weeks ago Reply
D_West1978 But they also use available funds to support causes worldwide Like the CofE their wealth is tide up in property etc. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right, ...meanwhile the Vatican (who should take care of the assets) accumulate £billions. Something wrong there? 4 weeks ago Reply
D_West1978 Please understand this is how it works little amounts from lots of people - think of jumble sales and things same idea 4 weeks ago Reply
D_West1978 OK if you personally don't want to give that's no problem. The US and Europe understand the system The US has big giver 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey PC Dan Beardmore has found my missing bikes (from 2-years ago). Well done! Superb. Let's get the thief bang to rights. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just sit back, and smile. And send John Mann a box of chocolates. I think this is some justice, at least. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But, I say again, the Vatican is worth $10 to $15 billion. Yet you ask for donations from little me. Ask 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hah, compare boring Nationwide FAQs () with MY FAQs (). Yawn-v-Funny! 4 weeks ago Reply
D_West1978 Ling Sorry it really doesn't work that way each Parish has to do it's own fund raising and help support the worldwide church 4 weeks ago Reply
spl_at thanks Dom. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS David, you are asking to susbidise assets of Catholic Church. "best guesses about the Vatican's wealth=$10 to $15bn" 4 weeks ago Reply
loulousunshine RT : When we were last week told us to look at We've done just that.… 4 weeks ago Reply
spin_the_yarn When we were last week told us to look at We've done just that. Wowzers! 4 weeks ago Reply
D_West1978 Thanks for the reply - if only it was that easy it doesn't work like that! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bit confused what web trouble you mean? 4 weeks ago Reply
LoveSocialCo You should talk to Jon if you're having web trouble ... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This Catholic Church appeal to "complete the flooring..." -NO! The Cath church & Pope has £millions! Get HIM to pay. 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR bang on - it's fun to make them froth at the mouth a bit though 4 weeks ago Reply
Adam_King23 Agreed. #Brexit is the only way to take back our country! We're run by losers in europe. They are clueless. Not good! #VoteLeave 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For goodness sake, who should run Britain? a) the British? or b) the Europeans? Stand up and be counted, grow a backbone for democracy. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What you don't understand is that #VoteLeave is an EMOTIONAL decision. Pro-EU "facts" just add fire to #voteleave 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, majority. Arguing the maths when it's obvious 100% of people don't vote is daft. Get a backbone & #VoteLeave 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jeep Renegade customer: "I went to dealership: pcp cost was £11-£12k for 3 years, lease was £9.5k, but with you £7k! -you've saved me £££s!" 4 weeks ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs Underpin with a slick service - a personal response very quickly to an enquiry - and it's a positive & memorable uxp. 4 weeks ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs Some personality, irony and a lot of differentiation from all the other adaptive site clones. It's a clever move. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Industry lies. SMMT data shows only Peugeot and Vauxhall declare tiny number of pre-reg cars. 73 in Jan, 97 in Feb 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dealers STILL can't break the cycle of jam-today. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No ultra-cheap around at the mo... Aygo is about cheapest here this includes VAT 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 oh no I only want 3 months up front! And 10,000 miles. And the moon on a stick! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You want peanuts, I'm not a monkey :) Beware the silly "initial rentals" (eg 6+ or 9+ or I saw a 24+ the other day) 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 get me a £90 a month 2 year lease aygo and I'll take it! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lots of people, I'm afraid. The "designers" & "UX experts" mainly think sites should conform to a standard look/feel 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just broken the £60,000 Gross Profit barrier this month :) That's better than last April. Still almost 2 selling days to go. 4 weeks ago Reply
jkbplns you mean sites like , right? 4 weeks ago Reply
martingustaf Fortfarande världens snyggaste hemsida. Alla kategorier. 4 weeks ago Reply
MoveableOnline Is the most memorable site you've seen this month? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But also 500% more snow. 4 weeks ago Reply
RandomPish 10% more working days this April compared to last ? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like my 2016 April invoicing (gross profit) will be in excess of £75,000 ex vat. That's good for April :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS EU soon? Unemp'ment & min wage 43% Bosnia £0.84 25% M'donia £1.36 18% M'negro £1.01 18% Serb £1.26 18% Alb £0.82 11% Turk £2.64 Guess result 4 weeks ago Reply
getdeluxe haha 4 weeks ago Reply
aryangustin RT : whoever designed this *ucking website is my hero: 4 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson you talking to yourself you crackpot? 4 weeks ago Reply
motortraderadio Enduring #karaoke in #chinglish in #Cyprus ... is near?? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have a Scottish employee called Guy McAulay who can translate Glaswegian, so you can speak normally :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Me, Me, I have experience with LINGsCARS! The cars are very nice, the prices tasty, but very lazy staff, need firing 4 weeks ago Reply
krisreid_ Semi considering leasing a car.. where do I start? Anyone have any experience with ? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a pic of the 27 litre RR V12. Get bidding: 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a nice 27 litre V12 Rolls Royce engine on eBay, as new. Meteor is tank version of Merlin 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS April's sales Gross Profit currently 10% higher than April 2015 4 weeks ago Reply
TriggMine RT : Ling tweeted at me. One thing off the bucket list 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 to be fair I've found getting towbar fitted just complete hassle so is good to know. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I doubt there is a single car dealer in the whole UK who CAN'T get a towbar fitted. Hardly a unique selling point. 4 weeks ago Reply
AtBotAD 車レンタルのサイトとは思えないカオスなデザインwww 4 weeks ago Reply
PstrJBWhitfield RT : Thank you! RT : If I was in America, I'd be very happy to work with Tracy Myers. He's got real energy (unlike… 4 weeks ago Reply
jwtdesign jwtdesign journal is out! Stories via 4 weeks ago Reply
olgarusu Vale :-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, my front end dev operative (Dan) lives in Reus with a pet donkey, so keep taking the chorizo. 4 weeks ago Reply
SEMStarr FRIENDSHIP :) :) :) BEHAVE2016 4 weeks ago Reply
tex82 Trending #Design for 2016! #masterpiece 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, look at the interior bedroom shot. It's photoshopped :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah so was all bollocks, for the "show"? I forgive you. :) What other bollocks did you feature? #behave2016 4 weeks ago Reply
olgarusu Conocéis ? Acabo de descubrirla y estoy alucinando :-))) 4 weeks ago Reply
RemcoTensen Those of you who claim to have THE book on SEO: I present to you Yes, it works. And that's an understatement. #SEO 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The sun is back out. I have sent hubby Jon to "walk" Fang and Lou, using the Honda TRX250 quaddy. At 30kmh. heh 4 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 I'm sure you can lend ..... #lease me yours :) #tank ! 4 weeks ago Reply
peeplaja chill:) I did not question the profits, the design just always gets laughs out of people. Show must go on 4 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle Ha hahahahha 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does Umesh have a tank? 4 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle .........with their tanks and their hyper websites 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I felt sorry for you until today because you seemed to be a plastic bath sales shop, but you've sold the Lotus now 4 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla employing our staff, saving our parents #*uckers 4 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle more to the point Ling where have you been lately? I've felt a bit left out not receiving abuse from you! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, these bloody multi-coloured immigrants, coming over here, taking our jobs, taking over our industries... :) 4 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle In such a multi cultural country you could be right Ling 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe means "England" in sense of "the whole of Britain" which is an understandable error these days 4 weeks ago Reply
teddywinyear RT : Ling tweeted at me. One thing off the bucket list 4 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle unless you "take the high road" which is much closer ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
peeplaja Ling tweeted at me. One thing off the bucket list 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes... just miss the "England" requirement, by about 500 miles. Hahaha. Oooops. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, "experts" think there is a holy grail of web perfection, they miss the human-ness of life. Who wants perfect? 4 weeks ago Reply
StrettonMr the character and persona that the website creates. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy Arse :) (That's Mexican, just in case is a Build A Wall supporter) :) 4 weeks ago Reply
StrettonMr Conversion isn't just about A/B, it's part of a broader marketing approach. Ling is just another person without ... 4 weeks ago Reply
StrettonMr Would I remember you if your site wasn't so different. No. If I get a lease car will it be through you? Yes.. 4 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle who said that? Lingy McLingface 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS We'd need subtitles for the McMiserable Scottish bit. heh 4 weeks ago Reply
BakermanINCesq RT : Thank you! RT : If I was in America, I'd be very happy to work with Tracy Myers. He's got real energy (unlike… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Full of organophosphates. Jeez, I'd check your nervous system now. Headache? See a doctor Ben. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Full of organophosphates. Jeez, I'd check your nervous system now. Headache? See a doctor Ban. 4 weeks ago Reply
RealTracyMyers Thank you! RT : If I was in America, I'd be very happy to work with Tracy Myers. He's got real energy (unlike most car dealers) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Has the UK stopped a large number of EU nationals at the border? About one in 20,000. #EUref h… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hehe, says "I call your bullshit"... I offer him a mirror, he can call his own bullshit - Ling #behave2016 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If I was in America, I'd be very happy to work with Tracy Myers. He's got real energy (unlike most car dealers) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I mean, WHO IS ??? ... he's not very "optimised" as I have never heard of him #behave2016 4 weeks ago Reply
BounceExchange yessssssss 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr #behave2016 from Ling. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cool is true, it's bloody snowing here! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey , why >$1.2m in gross profit = poor optimisation? Many "superbly optimised" sites just don't compare 4 weeks ago Reply
SEMStarr this is--without a doubt--the most starstruck I've been on twitter. You're so cool! #BEHAVE2016 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another conference, another screenshot of my website! You'll set off again :) 4 weeks ago Reply
AnnettePriest go share your latest biz data with #troublemaker :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Damn you - I hear you are using me as a bad example of optimisation ... You should say this to my face on Twitter! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's his twitter? :) 4 weeks ago Reply
AnnettePriest Can't believe is an example again. Peep Laja says not a good way to optimize. 4 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 you need it with your crazy website!! 4 weeks ago Reply
Osterhult det hade varit fantastiskt. Men då kanske vi tappat sidor som 4 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus Winter is Coming 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bloody hell, tomorrow morning looks a bit WAHHH up here... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, yes... plans for massive web interaction LIVE are being discussed. What could I do? Ideas please. 4 weeks ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs You mean MORE web magic, surely? 4 weeks ago Reply
SeanWHughes I know, I was joking :-) (but I bet they do) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, silly willy. It simply enhances the Ford image in general. It's a halo car. 4 weeks ago Reply
Peterkin Cheese is bae! 4 weeks ago Reply
SeanWHughes So they think I'll walk into a Ford showroom to buy a Mustang, but when they tell me I can't, I'll buy a Fiesta instead. 4 weeks ago Reply
geake are you going to host it all within your building? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Both ways 4 weeks ago Reply
peterc Both ways? That will be epic. We have 60Mbps wireless to our office which works surprisingly well. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new 100MBit leased line: "the Estimated Completion Date (ECD) we are working towards is 13/07/2016"... this will enable web-magic 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ford dealers don't want to sell Mustangs, they want the Mustang image to help sell Fiestas, Focuses and Mondeos. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Get the right old car and it will be MOT free and RFL free. Merc SL R107 V8 seems another nice choice as convertible 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, go and get a classic one :) I bought a Ford Gran Torino (starskyhutch) a few months ago £14k. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You see, it's a "halo" car, designed to enhance Ford range, not to actually sell and make a profit. Showroom star. 4 weeks ago Reply
GuyWMD Have Octy VRS supplied by you, for daily duties. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
GuyWMD Quite possibly, contacted 3 dealers only 1 came back and nothing but excuses and fob offs. RHD, warranty and new shape appeal. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS By "classic" I mean 1960s. May also be an investment. That car + a (say) runaround new Fiesta size car makes sense 4 weeks ago Reply
GuyWMD :O Wow... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe they are counting on delays. It's rare cars like these arrive on time. A used classic V8 Mustang is attractive 4 weeks ago Reply
GuyWMD Sounds quicker than what I've been quoted for buying one! Most (useless) dealers won't give an ETA until 2017. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People like car leasing made stupid offering 6+59 (aaaagh stupid contract). Nightmare. 4 weeks ago Reply
GuyWMD Fair enough. :) Thought I'd ask as loved the process first time round with the VRS, happily a repeat customer here. 4 weeks ago Reply
randallbell Also - November lead time. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Guy, I'm bit reluctant as the cars are in very short supply and lead times seem long. Bespoke nature means big risk 4 weeks ago Reply
GuyWMD Can't face having to deal with Ford dealers! Although I know there's a massive lead time. 4 weeks ago Reply
GuyWMD Are you able to get hold of any .'s? Seen a few 2.3's appearing on some lease sites. Looking for a 5.0 manual. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Followed back, because you mention cheese :) 4 weeks ago Reply
joeymason1999 very good very nice I like it 4 weeks ago Reply
Peterkin love that Ling has questioned everything and carved her own path. Followed! 4 weeks ago Reply
SonjaJefferson Glad you liked post. Ling is awesome and absolutely on point when it comes to marketing/web/content too. What a woman. 4 weeks ago Reply
SonjaJefferson Definitely one of my favourite interviews - Valuable Content Award for the crazy website 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS My #1 guard dog is Lou, a Beagle. Lou spots people first, with his nose. He barks. But no one is afraid of a Beagle. However, #2 dog is Fang 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have just taken Fang out for pee and shit. My #2 guard dog - East German Shepherd. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jane, yes, you are certainly not alone. But that just reinforces how silly peoples' first impressions can be :) 5 weeks ago Reply
ThorpeLynden RT : Great to see supporting #Brexit with the most 'exciting' website on the internet 5 weeks ago Reply
BeeAHoney_ RT : Great to see supporting #Brexit with the most 'exciting' website on the internet 5 weeks ago Reply
vienesewaltz RT : Great to see supporting #Brexit with the most 'exciting' website on the internet 5 weeks ago Reply
AustinSwith Great to see supporting #Brexit with the most 'exciting' website on the internet 5 weeks ago Reply
kln_nurv RT : I've seen it also! -> 5 weeks ago Reply
SimonZerafa I've seen it also! -> 5 weeks ago Reply
janepyle Apparently many others don’t “get it” either. I’m no novice, sweetheart. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I probably could, but it's a very boring job. Putting effort into communicating with visitors is far more fun. 5 weeks ago Reply
DuffWatson Fair to say Jane doesn't "get it?" Results are results! The site is awesome! Much respect to you Ling! 5 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele eccentricity is a USP of yours. But I think you could work on your result filtering. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lee, I have several hundred mats downstairs in my office. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dan, could I? Other leasing sites that are optimised to fu*k are not as successful as mine. People buy on emotion. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jane, you are making the novice mistake of confusing "waaah, I don't like it" with "it's badly designed". Re-adjust. 5 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele could you make more with optimisation? 5 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow 'fit for purpose' is the phrase that springs to mind :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jane, of course it means my site is well-designed. That's the purpose of "design" in business sites: to make money. 5 weeks ago Reply
BCUAdvantage How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business ? the one and only 5 weeks ago Reply
janepyle I was paying attention. Your financial success doesn't make the site well designed. Nothing personal. 5 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Car leasing, cheap! (Mobile version does not do this justice...must be experienced on a desktop). 5 weeks ago Reply
leehollo1 or I can supply you with some high quality bespoke mats with lings face and logo all over ;) 5 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 thank you for the "banter". Can't do that with the other lease companies #faceless 5 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 this is true. I have my leather one in garage if anyone wants a 2 yr old set! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To be honest, there are lots of free carpets (and sofas) in council house front gardens in Hull. Easy. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Road tax is free. Servicing is 20/50 and a grease gun. Carpet is deal breaker :( 5 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 throw in the road tax and servicing. Oh and some carpets. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...and no PAS so better than going to the gym. 5 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 company fuel card. Deal!! Hahah 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OK, I have 1969 Bedford RL 4x4 I will lease you hahahaha, £300/mth. 300 cu in 6cyl petrol, 9mpg ouch 5 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 and I could lease a truck as I have LGV licence! 5 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 be very happy with a new Tiguan if lease price could stay same. Mine tows really well very happy with it. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok, but you have to remind me, and check the 1500kg, I'm no towing expert. But I have a 109" LR, can tow 4000kg :) 5 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 yes. Like my present Tiguan. New tig lease prices are a little steep tho. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Something 4x4 SUV ish... like Kia Sportage? Not sure anout 1500kg though, do a bit of research please 5 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 cheap. Good for towing 1500kgs. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I need to look at those... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mark, depends what you want... start looking for most stuff just after Christmas :) 5 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 oh and my lease expires next March. When do you advise I order a replacement if price is good? 5 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 please please kill off the live chat and other box on your website. They get in the way viewing on mobile! 5 weeks ago Reply
erikjdavis Car leasing, cheap! (Mobile version does not do this justice...must be experienced on a desktop). 5 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson £20 an hour peanuts? You should show a little bit of humility given your staff are all on less than that. 5 weeks ago Reply
HavEyeC This is the WORSE UI/UX I have ever seen in my life! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A tweet too far. ... (silly reply only works if you know where is from). Grassy Arse/Donkeyshite 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta Tony! 5 weeks ago Reply
DannyOosterveer Haha, mooi he. Ik ben al even deze mini-game aan het spelen 5 weeks ago Reply
DannyOosterveer Beste. Website. Ever. Student kwam bij Usability aanzetten met site van Ling's Cars (). Sindsdien niet meer verveeld. 5 weeks ago Reply
anthonyhobday not bad at all, Ling! Not bad at all. For the record I think your site is fantastically well designed regardless of results 5 weeks ago Reply
JamesAGodwin RT : How the *uck is my website "bad"? I make over £800k GP/year via LINGsCARS (only route to market). How's that "bad"? https://… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed :) Jane should pay attention, my "bad" website makes well over $1m a year in Gross Profit :) How BAD is that? 5 weeks ago Reply
jvrdice Quiero comprar un coche, y un tanque, y una gallina!! 5 weeks ago Reply
GazaTimber LOVE this website 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You get a lot of those sanctimonious blowhards, in the "Northern Powerhouse" up here. Working for peanuts. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, what a loser. Working for £20/hour. To be fair $30 sounds better, gives the impression he works internationally 5 weeks ago Reply
lRhyss Must have realised how ridiculous that price was 5 weeks ago Reply
simonscarfe Hey Ling, can I push a commit to your codebase? I wanna ensure my CV is never read by such sanctimonious blowhards 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, Chris Neale MUST BE GOOD. He charges £20 an hour! hehehe 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmm Chrisensible with your own broken website... WHAT A SNEERING IDIOT 5 weeks ago Reply
janepyle Feeling nostalgic for the days when you commonly found websites this bad 5 weeks ago Reply
ChrisKempt And thanks to for being a wicked client :) 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Fair point...;-) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not compared to a BMW dealer's weekly profit :) 5 weeks ago Reply
kennyfraser I noticed that too... 5 weeks ago Reply
RainieJoetta RT : So it worked for me and it worked for . 5 weeks ago Reply
kennyfraser So it worked for me and it worked for . 5 weeks ago Reply
kennyfraser I'm a developer who appreciates good design. I'm also about to get my first car from . 5 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst That’s me, and trust me - it’s who deserves it. She’s the brains, I’m just the tool! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What an idiot. Yours? "This site can’t be reached. server DNS address could not be found" 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How the fuc* is my website "bad"? I make over £800k GP/year via LINGsCARS (only route to market). How's that "bad"? 5 weeks ago Reply
kennyfraser No need for satnav, you just watch out for all the smelly dogs. 5 weeks ago Reply
words_etc Still the best website on the internet: 5 weeks ago Reply
scottdgraham Of course Scottish people are great fun - We are drunk most of the time. #hic 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Will be navigating to your house via a "red dog waste bin". So far North-SatNav won't work due to North Pole magnets 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You see, even Scots people can have fun :) Grassy Arse for being a good customer! Looks like you'll have car on 29th 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently £6000 ahead of the same day last year, for April sales Gross Profit. That's good. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Heh, that's a new chicken on the Ling V Dave bit :) 5 weeks ago Reply
RossDargan Not sure I've been to a web talk without being mentioned! #webdayuk 5 weeks ago Reply
MissCJWright it's a special skill providing the worst service, in an area known for bad service. 5 weeks ago Reply
DarthVaderka hipnotizirajuća iritantnost reda veličine "ti ideš na Fest" reklame 5 weeks ago Reply
Stephmulz This is hands down the best website I have ever seen: 5 weeks ago Reply
drfrankensites It is aliiiive! bad #webdesign 5 weeks ago Reply
kennyfraser Here's something I thought I'd never, ever say: "Hiring a new car long-term can be affordable, fun and interesting." 5 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson I think if my customers were that unhappy, I'd fire the individuals or (much easier) close the Twitter page!! 5 weeks ago Reply
Eriol_Uvoren Simply Magic  5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS After a full week of my own personal speeding campaign, it's so relaxing to drive slowly again :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Honda UK, on your website you have cars, industrial, marine, bikes, lawn&garden, atvs, snowthrowers. But no Jet 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This Estate Agent is worth a follow, because all they seem to get on their Twitter stream, is complaints. Entertaining. 5 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Looking to get a new car? Considered leasing? Ling will sort you out. Cool website too. #LuvLingsCars 5 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_cap_hpi Bob send Ling the YTD graph 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS One day there will be a nice graph so people can actually make slight sense of these random percentages. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Social media philanthropist :) Ta. 5 weeks ago Reply
Markylon Looking to get a new car? Considered leasing? Ling will sort you out. Cool website too. #LuvLingsCars 5 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow Awkward. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How send out lying emails to try to promote their webrankings. WHY DO YOU LIE & CON, LIFESTYLE? 5 weeks ago Reply
supergeekfeed Playing and losing with new driving game 5 weeks ago Reply
TechieLodz Hi Ling, that's great news! I'll throw stress balls at her now to speed things up ;) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey I've told Kylie to crack on :) 5 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : MarketingDonut : How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only LINGsCARS https://t… 5 weeks ago Reply
neolome RT : I want to learn how to drive JUST so I can lease a car from Ling. 5 weeks ago Reply
NocturneGames I want to learn how to drive JUST so I can lease a car from Ling. 5 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 5 weeks ago Reply
haydenaj MarketingDonut : How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only LINGsCARS 5 weeks ago Reply
MarketingDonut How I use #publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 5 weeks ago Reply
mrpaulburley Definitely a UI to rival . Whadda beeyootee! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not many businesses allow the LGBGTQUZZRS option. One well-known person who ticks most boxes is 5 weeks ago Reply
Stream_Networks Yep we can help with Leased Lines 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Roger from America, there can't be more than one, surely? :) 6 weeks ago Reply
SeniorPower Hey Ling - don't know if u remember me - Roger from America - and thanks again for the T-Shirt. 6 weeks ago Reply
emilyatk I've only just been introduced to this site - . It is utterly glorious. 6 weeks ago Reply
warren2508 I'm doing up test video project on your site and would like to include you in it 6 weeks ago Reply
conbot2000 I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 6 weeks ago Reply
warren2508 can visit you headquarters? 6 weeks ago Reply
BulletBillTime So someone in chat just linked this site and it's like going back 20 years on the Internet holy carp XD 6 weeks ago Reply
Nir_Kahn Look after an Italian car and she'll love you back 6 weeks ago Reply
tonyhold1 RT : Me and have a fractious relationship, but you seriously have to see her website, it's fuc*ing brilliant https:… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If that means that interest rates will rise, then that is a GOOD THING. #VoteLeave #Brexit 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'd reply, but it will only kick Mr Putin off again. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Problem with the USA is that you have steering wheels on the wrong side of your cars. 6 weeks ago Reply
Def_Chef I want to open a store here in the USA :( 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks to for my game. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Enjoy today, because undoubtedly the Alfa Romeo Kart will break down tomorrow... 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does God Hate a Sense of Humour? Obviously not :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There, instant improvement. Social media strikes again. 6 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Good. Take aspirin. 6 weeks ago Reply
justcrapdriving Flip me, clicked the link, instant headache 6 weeks ago Reply
richardwjones RT : Me and have a fractious relationship, but you seriously have to see her website, it's fuc*ing brilliant https:… 6 weeks ago Reply
richardwjones you'll love this car leasing site: 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse :) 6 weeks ago Reply
ShameADriver RT : Me and have a fractious relationship, but you seriously have to see her website, it's fuc*ing brilliant https:… 6 weeks ago Reply
AngryBritain Me and have a fractious relationship, but you seriously have to see her website, it's fu*king brilliant 6 weeks ago Reply
AngryBritain *checks it out* 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My front page is entirely anti-EU. :) 6 weeks ago Reply
AngryBritain I dunno, what do you think? Good for Ling or bad? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you doing pro-#brexit? 6 weeks ago Reply
AngryBritain Ouch! :) 6 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Yeah, but dealers don't (have sense of humour), They are too "professional" fixing their basic mistakes. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If that's Sharon (I'm not sure) driver is still enroute. All I can suggest is a) Friday traffic, b) weather. Chasing 6 weeks ago Reply
Parents_To_Be 3hrs since car was supposed to be here, yet there's NO sign of my new car. Bear in mind, original delivery date was 24th March 6 weeks ago Reply
AngryBritain Yeah, me and Ling go waaaaaaaaay back ... 6 weeks ago Reply
AngryBritain #Unlikely eh Ling? 6 weeks ago Reply
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krampitzVv An alle #Webdesigner: 6 weeks ago Reply
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kennyfraser I'm beginning to love . 6 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson ah. Like a vpn? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #Brexit vote could make me leave country, says Livingstone Now *that’s* a reason to #VoteLeave… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's the car of the year, on eBay - get bidding ... 6 weeks ago Reply
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IJFerguson what are leased lines? 6 weeks ago Reply
izpogreba RT : лучший сайт в интернете обнаружен 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Done :) 6 weeks ago Reply
TechieLodz Would you mind following me so I can DM you a Direct Dial number for one of our specialists? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who had the great idea to flood Twitter with used car adverts? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is Twitter just a car advertising board? 6 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Can you give me a phone number, Jon will call you tomorrow... don't know his schedule at mo 6 weeks ago Reply
TechieLodz You need to speak to - we're awesome at leased lines. And other stuff too. I can ask a colleague to call you? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anyone here good at leased lines? 6 weeks ago Reply
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KDEWMG Need more like you. Hard working, tax paying, pro-Uk. Shame about your choice of career! 6 weeks ago Reply
_mujik Я узнал что такое дизайн! 6 weeks ago Reply
aka_laonix ПОИГРАЙ СО ШРИФТАМИ, СУКА! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When I arrived from China, I emigrated to the UK, not into the EU. I am now British, not European. :) 6 weeks ago Reply
BBCPaulMurphy Gateshead-based car leasing entrepreneur shares her views on the #Brexit with a Dad’s Army tribute… 6 weeks ago Reply
PedroKuroba Comparable a la web de Homer Simpson → 6 weeks ago Reply
SockyNoob Wow this site is insane 6 weeks ago Reply
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lassiter_henry I'm from America. 6 weeks ago Reply
theNeonDeion U got a solid point there :D :D :D 6 weeks ago Reply
tonywatkins_ This may be the worst website I’ve ever seen: 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Frankly, epileptics should avoid all car lease sites, because the last thing you need is epileptics behind the wheel 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BT says "We sent your account number to you in the post on 12 April. Please allow up to 14 days for it to arrive." Err, was that a 1p stamp? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I have been invited to a "light buffet lunch with Boris" on Saturday. Hmmm, don't think it's me, alone. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Bedford 330 diesels are worth a fortune. Can't buy them for sensible money, like hens' teeth. I think most get exported to Africa. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, Ian says he has got my spare Bedford 300 cu in engine out of the cab of my fire engine. At last. Currently has 330 diesel fitted. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you in the UK??? :) 6 weeks ago Reply
lassiter_henry Hey, on your game on your website I won your t shirt, cant wait to get it. 6 weeks ago Reply
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BingoImJingo Best Website ever created! 6 weeks ago Reply
David_Theis RT : Die beste Website der Welt. Für immer. #webdesign 6 weeks ago Reply
akenzo_ Die beste Website der Welt. Für immer. #webdesign 6 weeks ago Reply
LachM Planning #CnCMarketing course (next term) w/ and . Perhaps a text analysis of ? 7 weeks ago Reply
theNeonDeion Probably the coolest looking carHire Site on this planet :))) - disturbing imagery warning, epileptics should avoid 7 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Morning Ling - any tips for the #GrandNational ? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just about to sort out my Bedford RL sticky brake lights, here's the MOD manual page: is it STILL MOD restricted? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If I could speak Swahili, I would respond... this Tweet is an excellent example of why the UK should #VoteLeave :) 7 weeks ago Reply
Dylanjibmonkey It's really distracting. It's like going on 7 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst I think has… 7 weeks ago Reply
gui__camillo Caro tem um site mais legal que o nas interwebs: 7 weeks ago Reply
EmmaDingle I'm thinking or Fabricland inspired this. Amirite? #digital #bedifferent #oldskool 7 weeks ago Reply
richms that might help, but I struggle to do 100km a week. 7 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 cheers Ling! Thought so, I've informed them. They've obvs moved on since 2yrs ago as found it v hard to insure with anyone then! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Plan coming together for my Tesla Model3 "ER" (Extended Range), towing a local council diesel generator is a superstar 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "num of papers" is an EXTREMELY POOR way of measuring this. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seems UK Gov is spending £9m now, because In the last 28 days of the EU referendum period it will be illegal to spend that sum. Just wrong. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edmund, the AA Charitable trust list publicaffairs.com as the contact email. Resent to pressoffice@ 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is important I think: Really the UK Gov shouldn't spend £9m on undemocratic pro-EU shite like this. Please sign 7 weeks ago Reply
AAPresident Sorry I didn't see it? Pl try pressoffice.com thanks E 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm not nudging you, I'm nudging the AA :) Time is of no consequence, we'll get there in the end :) 7 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud thanks for the nudge Ling - I'll be emailing you some thoughts tomorrow PM 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS dear Edmund, I emailed your AA charitable trust 2 weeks ago, but no reply. As a listed donor pls kick them. Ta. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...but I would make sure you inform the insurance that it's a lease car and the fin co owns it and Emma uses it. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is the bloody DVLA, as the idiots don't have a seperate data field for OWNER and KEEPER. In practice YES she is 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, that would be SUPERB. Great idea. Can you charge a Tesla while it's going? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, Boris will be in Newcastle next Saturday 16th. I might go. #VoteLeave 7 weeks ago Reply
Rawk_and_Rawl , LE PLUS BEAU SITE DE LOCATION DE VOITURES ! Attention les yeux ! 7 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 yes a trailer with a Diesal powered generator that would work! 7 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 hi Ling, my wife Emma's car (Nissan Juke YH14FCC) is due for insurance renewal, is she considered the 'registered keeper'? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tesla Model 3: one week, 325,000 reservations (including me). Without advertising or giving press cars to "journalists" (bribe-writers). 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You ordered one as well? I'm thinking of a small trailer for mine, made to look like pulling a giant plug on a cord. 7 weeks ago Reply
mk_banner Wilt ook een nieuwe #website? Kijk ook eens op . Serieus #autobedrijf in Engeland #pijnaanmijnogen 7 weeks ago Reply
poprock If you like that, you’ll love Ling’s Cars. 7 weeks ago Reply
WillPitman you clearly have amazing taste. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Shame you see my website upside-down. That's physics for you... 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, my hubby is from Yorkshire, too :) 7 weeks ago Reply
sunky Well, I’ve now seen the best website in the world. Ling’s Cars … I guess this is where I quit my day job. 7 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk they behind on their invoicing! 7 weeks ago Reply
WillPitman How was I only introduced to today? I don't need a car but if I did I'd definitely go here: 7 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 I have to agree. I love the site but ffs people think I'm working! 7 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Baldwin I only go on to your site with the mute button well and truly turned on! 7 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong Send them a set of headphones to plug into their computer. Show them where the volume button is. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A visitor moans my music: "If I am in my office I don't want my computer to suddenly start playing noises because I have visited your site." 7 weeks ago Reply
HenkPoley hebben ze in England toch beter geregeld ;) 7 weeks ago Reply
kayleigh_coffey I spent most of my two hour hci lab yesterday laughing at ... Look at it on ur laptop and yes its a legit website 7 weeks ago Reply
geeks_web RT : I need to hire whoever designed this to rework my website pronto. 7 weeks ago Reply
freitasm Try Ling's Car 7 weeks ago Reply
jeremiahjw RT : I need to hire whoever designed this to rework my website pronto. 7 weeks ago Reply
popesaintvictor I need to hire whoever designed this to rework my website pronto. 7 weeks ago Reply
WarcEditors Warc Social Prize judge discusses "What 'good' looks like" and smart campaigns #warcblog 7 weeks ago Reply
WarcAmericas RT : What does Warc Social Prize judge from think makes a smart campaign 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A nice little link down the bottom of this blog: 7 weeks ago Reply
ilookatofficial RT : have you seen lately? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 7 weeks ago Reply
Skullp00l have you seen lately? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 7 weeks ago Reply
caschy der is ja bekannt ;) 7 weeks ago Reply
seadil_ wenn du schon dabei bist, dann genieß website: 7 weeks ago Reply
HoltBe If you are in need of any web design inspiration, look no further... #IA #uxdesign 7 weeks ago Reply
morningbroadway < - holy shit this website. 7 weeks ago Reply
robblackie wrong Twitter handle should be 7 weeks ago Reply
WarcEditors What does Warc Social Prize judge from think makes a smart campaign #warcblog 7 weeks ago Reply
bartvasperen Nice example of clean UX. Only the animated gifs hurt my eyes;) 7 weeks ago Reply
bartvasperen Nice example of clear and clean UX, maybe the gifs could be less;) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is it just me who thinks beer brands who say "don't follow our profile if you are underage" live in a fantasy world? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Really... well it shows how everyone is quite stupid as it is TOTALLY ineffective, and is just daft and naive. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Last year my mum (visiting from China) smashed her thumb in my car door. The NHS sent a £1500 bill. Paid. Very good (but too cheap, NHS!). 7 weeks ago Reply
tsingtao Yet it is a practice that is enforced by every single alcohol brand page on Twitter. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy ass. Anyone with "Van" in their name, should consider buying a Transit. It's a play on words. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Probably. Stop clicking on things. You should take more care. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But it's buying the product that's illegal, not viewing your profile. Your strategy is so ineffective, it's a joke. 7 weeks ago Reply
jaspro101 Maybe this site will help you: (one of the best car websites ever :P) 7 weeks ago Reply
tsingtao That is unfortunately beyond our control. The best we can do right now is limit underage users viewing our profile directly. 7 weeks ago Reply
tsingtao A Chinese beer that is exported to a number of different countries with varying legal ages. 7 weeks ago Reply
Raphaelite_Girl Dear God. Reminds me of that website. 7 weeks ago Reply
officiallyazeem shit did I just break your website? 7 weeks ago Reply
netwizz :D 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm considering banning French-speaking web visitors. 8 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong ooh, exciting. Leasing cars obviously much more profitable than selling noodles... :-D 8 weeks ago Reply
netwizz Le site web qui pique les yeux et les oreilles #Webdesign #1990 #Vintage 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, I've bitten the bullet and ordered a Tesla Model 3. Let's have a look at them. May lease it out. due... bloody years away! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, better than playing LaCrosse, eh? :) 8 weeks ago Reply
AJ_Ablog Just spent 20 min playing Ling's game just to get the tshirt. Considering playing another 950 more times to win more for my class 8 weeks ago Reply
DaveAtherton20 RT : Hey The best response to Glasgow Police, so far: 8 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce there's literally no parking at the showroom;-) #Mulberryway #vehicleparc 8 weeks ago Reply
chrisdarby89 running a design masterclass this afternoon, wbu? 8 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG There's one in Edinburgh but it's not ours. Not for us. Too small, no parc, no used, no Aftersales...We want BIG&CHUNKY! Like me! 8 weeks ago Reply
Yzoja RT : Web 8.0 Nic lepszego dziś nie zobaczycie 8 weeks ago Reply
Durin90 Web 8.0 Nic lepszego dziś nie zobaczycie 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Correct. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Newcastle, UK"? Opposed to Newcastle err Papua New Guinea? Or Newcastle, Pitcairn Islands? Who writes your Tweets? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You goin (no "g", it's Friday) for a Tesla franchise? Get on with it, they're coming after the Germans. 8 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Though it pains me to say so...I totally agree with you. PCs now PC mad 8 weeks ago Reply
abundare78 RT : Hey The best response to Glasgow Police, so far: 8 weeks ago Reply
fidelcntstruck This is brilliant 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've ordered shrouding from Northern Powergrid Shrouding Team. Why does this sound sinister? Does this make me invisible or invulnerable? 8 weeks ago Reply
Ricardo_Bald RT : Hey The best response to Glasgow Police, so far: 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey The best response to Glasgow Police, so far: 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ben, the UK van makers fail miserably by not selling a SINGLE new van outside the EU in 2015. How bad is that? v.bad 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, new UK buses- in 2015, 1130 new buses exported outside EU, & just 5 buses INTO the EU. Bus makers must HATE EU 8 weeks ago Reply
jam3 Two launches in one week...we're on a roll! #UX #usability #innovation 8 weeks ago Reply
fou1ds Effectively Aus and NZ for these figures. Sorry, not hacked. Not Donald Trump's wife either. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . What if someone who has sub-legal-beer-buy-age followers re-tweets a message of yours? Your profile = mad 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chinese beer but profile says "By clicking ‘Follow’ you confirm you are of legal purchasing age in your country" Mad 8 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow It all sounds a bit George Orwell. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you mad SMMT? Where the fuc* is Oceania? I thought that was Donald Trump's wife. Has your account been hacked? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Should I not make unnecessary phone calls either -subject to the threat of a visit from the police? It's just stupid 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chris, I disagree with the idiots of the Glasgow Police. They are paid to tell me not to tweet unnecessarily??? FFS 8 weeks ago Reply
rhodzy Nice to see taxes going to some use :) 8 weeks ago Reply
ChrisTreece not really, Ling. Too many cyber-warriors hiding behind anonymity of a PC these days. Bullies need taking down wherever it is. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS We PAY the Police to say THIS rubbish? You visit people who post UNNECESSARY tweets? Pah. Utter nonsense from police 8 weeks ago Reply
RylagonMusics haha true :D The design of your site is awesome :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you're epileptic you shouldn't really drive a car. Hence my website aimed at NON-EPILEPTICS. People can be stupid 8 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele doesn't surprise, cool car! I don't even think bother listing it? 8 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 incredible they're still not reacting by offering a truly competing product. 8 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 Thanks for the advice Ling, I'll check those out on your site. 8 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 That must have shocked them!! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, well, I was wondering. But they really are taking £1000 deposits on the website. 8 weeks ago Reply
AP1chopper it's always list price , thought you knew market. Maybe not LING 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, you offer £2000 scrappage on the street price, or the list price? If it's list price then it's a bit bleuuuuurgh 8 weeks ago Reply
AP1chopper who mr musk ? Is this April fool? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Try mending ONE OF THOSE at the roadside, hehe. You going to have to retrain your chaps, bin the big hammers. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Milo, pictures of you are always welcome. More with gay, albino cats, just to give a bit of depth :) Ta. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tesla will be causing multiple posh car manufacturers to shit themselves as Mr Musk takes 115,000 orders in 24 hours for 3-series size car. 8 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Cause that made in China stuff is so much better? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mike: you research semaphore in Toronto? It's just 2 men waving flags at each other. Guess they wave in many ways... 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seats are lovely. Alfa Romeo just need to stop using itinerant grape pickers to screw rest of their cars together... 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's on trend with my lovely mentalist customers. A new car should be fun, not a boring-as-hell experience. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, because I think the UK should stand on its own feet and not delegate control to the EU (utterly undemocratic). 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Scenes at Bulgarian and Romanian airports as new UK minimum wage of £7.20 an hour announced. 8 weeks ago Reply
vincentdidier1 Ce genre de sites... 8 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 that's amazing!!! 8 weeks ago Reply
mike_doell Web design does not get any better than this. 8 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Always welcome, Ling :) 8 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson what bit is 'on trend'? A pair of trainers are on trend. A lipstick. A jacket. It's whacky, but not on trend. 8 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I prefer this does what it says on label 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Like ...No More Nails :) 8 weeks ago Reply
peterc Word is bond. 8 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid It's not showing off if you can prove it etc etc. Go Ling 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently, I have £5,440,000.00 of brand new cars on order for customers. Dealers trust me enough to accept £5m+ of orders on MY WORD alone. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just had some more new car orders arrive, after hours... now today total is £11,391 gross profit in sales. Wow. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've commented on the article, waiting to see if they publish it :) Ta! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nonsense, my webdevs are code artists 8 weeks ago Reply
wickedgeekie Go Ling and team! Best demonstration that you don't need beautiful design to be very successful. Enraged much? 8 weeks ago Reply
lancairns Is vaporwave? 8 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Pleased you're proving them wrong, Ling... 8 weeks ago Reply
lancairns RT : "If you create a landing page like [LINGSCARS] you're not likely to see any of the clicks... converting into sales." https:/… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "If you create a landing page like [LINGSCARS] you're not likely to see any of the clicks... converting into sales." 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Justin, thanks so much for that Tweet. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This month car delivery invoicing is £92,608 ex vat. That's a lot :) Also my financial year end Apr '15 to Mar '16 is circa £800k invoicing. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Best ever sales day - £10,610 gross profit. Wow. I'm knackered. And 32 new car deliveries already lined up and booked in April. 8 weeks ago Reply
RylagonMusics Do not visit #LingsCars if you're epileptic. I think it's best if you don't visit it at all. 8 weeks ago Reply
iMrMcP Ling, your my idol! I wanna meet you someday! #DontStopMakingRentalCars 8 weeks ago Reply
JustinList we've leased from Lings before. Great service and price . Fun website is on trend with brand :) 8 weeks ago Reply
al_osaur RT : To be fair to I'm not sure where that website starts and finishes 8 weeks ago Reply
timolloyd To be fair to I'm not sure where that website starts and finishes 8 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Don't fully agree with this #SocialMedia article. After all, it's not harmed 8 weeks ago Reply
MatisakDesign Arguments? stndard design practice. minus viral would average viewer be turned off in 50 MILLISECONDS? 8 weeks ago Reply
iamj7e You missed the tongue-in-cheek element of my tweet. 8 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus so what - it demonstrates how wrong your arguments are - including what gets response and what converts 8 weeks ago Reply
MatisakDesign the site was referenced for a 50 millisecond test. Not for the success of it’s viral design Kitsch. 8 weeks ago Reply
flashstepp make this your homepage 8 weeks ago Reply
dylanjaredlong click for a good time 8 weeks ago Reply
gnarlos no really do yourself a favor 8 weeks ago Reply
pavel_yasko RT : Старый добрый Web 1.0. Для истинных ценителей красоты и минимализма 8 weeks ago Reply
Net_Katerina Старый добрый Web 1.0. Для истинных ценителей красоты и минимализма 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'll do it by email. Where will it be published? 8 weeks ago Reply
ChinaTrade2016 Valuable content. I'd love to interview you. Did you see the interview link in my twitter bio? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Only the Reliant Robin. :) 8 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Are you sourcing direct from manufacturers now? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You want me to call 101 to say "no"? You wrote a daft tweet. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, the best thing is the nice colourful Alfa badge. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Email me sales at lingscars dot com and I'll get you a quote. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I met Bannatyne on an Easyjet to Geneva the other week. Heh. 8 weeks ago Reply
andygale the dealer network leaves a lot to be desired certainly. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Aaagh, every single Alfa Romeo broke down, so I replaced them with Ladas, a 2CV & a Reliant Robin. Alfa dealers poor 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS IrnBru maker BARR will reduce sugar in their drinks. But they opposed the sugar tax. Now, they VINDICATE its success by reacting. Boggling. 8 weeks ago Reply
andygale what happened to Alfa Romeos on your site out of interest? 8 weeks ago Reply
baradar85 Don’t fu*k with Ling 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS English *IS* my second language, and I get by just fine by telling vast majority of reviewers to fu*k OFF :) 8 weeks ago Reply
_kathaar glad its going well for you. watched the dragons den ep the other day. send this to bannatyne's smug face. props. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If I could deliver cars that are in build & in process (instead of waiting on slow factories, especially VW/Audi) I could hit £1m, damn it. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looking at finishing my financial year at about £800,000 gross profit. It's not a million.... yet. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like I'll finish this month (March) on £90,000 gross profit, which is a good figure. I AM PLEASED. 8 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus round here it's more "you what - what's wrong with pie then?" 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS K-win-oo-er 8 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 we pronounce it keen wah in the eat riding. How should it be pronounced? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think it all depends how you pronounce Quinoa. Can't imagine the Yorkshire translation sounds like Shoreditch one. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unfortunately that Saga is Swedish. That's a Dane, without the sense of humour, and more pickled herring I think. 8 weeks ago Reply
DarkFox I’m honoured. :-) The world would be boring without eccentrics. :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok, I'll book Richard an SLK. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks (I think) :) You're Danish? I particularly like a) Borgen, b) The Bridge, c) Follow the Money. Tak! 8 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 ...or get a 2-seater sports car and just get rid of the family !! Definitely a cheaper option ! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So pleased you love it. I shoot my staff if they don't give good service :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There are a few alternatives at the moment. Jeep Renegade is good value. Also Kia Sportage. Have a look around :) 8 weeks ago Reply
nikki_barrow3 the website is fun, interactive, impacting, amazing and the best of all it works, the chat page is ingenious, service impeccable! 8 weeks ago Reply
nikki_barrow3 honestly when I first saw you website I thought, wtf, however, don't judge until you've seen it and understood it, it's the best. 8 weeks ago Reply
HeyRusty Mate. . 8 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 but also too expensive even after benefit in kind etc. You're still a lot cheaper. So you never know I might be back!; 8 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 Then I may be in the market for the Citroen Grand C4. Had a new one from work to test drive on their car scheme. Was basic model 8 weeks ago Reply
Dickyboy1999 Might be coming back to you for another lease. Our Toyota Verso 3 yr deal ends in Aug and if they can't offer me what I want 8 weeks ago Reply
Agarillobob yo shit this is like the best thing I ever saw 8 weeks ago Reply
drawingtype Just had the pleasure of exposing my co-workers to 8 weeks ago Reply
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