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racer236 RT : RT : Lings Cars have one the best websites on the interweb and today are giving away a free cars 5 hours ago Reply
BusinessinDN How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 10 hours ago Reply
IanVaughan It got you tweeting it tho! Perhaps he’s going for a approach, so bad its good! 18 hours ago Reply
griffinfujioka Check out my new favorite website 20 hours ago Reply
GrimPanda Whatever the hell this is: 21 hours ago Reply
SalvoKristin Holy Internet! Check it out, now I'm on Live Twitter Feed. This is getting meta. 1 day ago Reply
SalvoKristin LMAO!!!! My friend's company just voted this the worst #website ever & it is the WORRRRST: 1 day ago Reply
theleebryan this could well be an opportunity to rival Lingscars 1 day ago Reply
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JacobsYentl Hoe fout kan een website zijn #gastcollege 1 day ago Reply
VelocitySales "I like the Christmas Jesus BEST!" 2 days ago Reply
lRhyss bring back nice weather please, these winds are pissing me off 2 days ago Reply
SonjaJefferson Well enjoy that then Ling. Happy Christmas to you. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS My staff will be working, but I'm unlikely to waste time on Twitter. I will be in south Spain enjoying myself while you lot are moaning, etc 2 days ago Reply
LordHumphreys have a good one! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am in Spain from tomorrow AM for Christmas. So, don't bother me. Happy Christmas etc, baby Jesus & the donkey (blah). Will eat and drink!! 2 days ago Reply
laiqqureshi Helping the news: VIDEO: India launches largest rocket #india 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I still think should apply pressure to prevent HiLux-es falling into hands of AlQaida & Islamic State. On TV they all have them! 2 days ago Reply
enorathepaut And the award for website of the year goes to … *drumroll* A masterpiece! via 2 days ago Reply
TichShowers YOU SHOULD BUY A CAR FROM THIS GUY: 2 days ago Reply
henrytalbot2 do you have any nuts? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's the deal? >> Email me sales at lingscars dot com. Ta. 2 days ago Reply
geake what's the deal? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cheap Mercedes E-Class Coupes: SE, AMG Line, AMG Sport trims. Must go this year. Anyone want one? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You want to lease car? You lease from LINGS CARS (not advisable if you are prone to head aches) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : no.... spell check Lada >>> Lada? I wish we could sell them here. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how much for a Ads with full tank >>> I don't understand... 2 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce no.... spell check Lada 2 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce how much for a Ads with full tank 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently £7000 in sales GProfit ahead of this day last in December (for the month). Things looking good. Glad not selling in Roubles :) 2 days ago Reply
jeffmcwny RT : It will give most designers nightmares, but I admire it for breaking all the rules: 2 days ago Reply
eunmac It will give most designers nightmares, but I admire it for breaking all the rules: 2 days ago Reply
PMozzy You want to lease car? You lease from LINGS CARS (not advisable if you are prone to head aches) 2 days ago Reply
coflacho Me sangran los ojos y el ojete.. 2 days ago Reply
vladimire the future of the web: 3 days ago Reply
Dan_Aldred Awesome. Check out the source code for LingsCars. #ASCII 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How come you have to have car allowance for Qashqai and X-Trail leases? >> Silly fin co rules sorry 3 days ago Reply
OldAndLame How come you have to have car allowance for Qashqai and X-Trail leases? 3 days ago Reply
MyersAuto Hahaha. We have our own dialect in the southern US, . However, you're correct. "Winterized" IS a made up word. Hope all is well. 3 days ago Reply
SonjaJefferson The websites & content that have inspired us most in 2014 ft. 3 days ago Reply
AceDave007 Pain in the arse for the people who live around it :0( 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why???? Why would you ever say "de-plane" when you can say "alight"? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Has your car been winterized? >> Hahaha made up word "winterized". You mean "prepared for winter"? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : So, the face of extremism. All grounds ban for Koran-tearing fan >> She sounds like a troublemaker 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : build the most "exquisite " showroom in the "UK" 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Can't wait to get my free lings cars t-shirt! Waaaahh! I killed playing her new game - 3 days ago Reply
smutek Can't wait to get my free lings cars t-shirt! Waaaahh! I killed playing her new game - 3 days ago Reply
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DestinyHarbingr darkgenex did this 3 days ago Reply
Rudy7kZ RT : Un site de location de voiture normal au japon : 3 days ago Reply
Protoxz Un site de location de voiture normal au japon : 3 days ago Reply
ballinwinner This is art: 4 days ago Reply
john_ivanoff check out the view source on Only on home page. 4 days ago Reply
john_ivanoff Just showed some people it's still as awesome as ever. I totally derailed the meeting. 4 days ago Reply
ne6c_skoberne How to build a website with over 1 million unique visitors a year: 4 days ago Reply
laiqqureshi Being Twittered: Gunmen storm school in Pakistan: Source: --- Monday… 4 days ago Reply
hawproductions RT : BREAKING: is the official winner of the Internet! #MEGAKEWL 4 days ago Reply
MyNarmis Top 10 Worst Websites On The Web Starting at #badwebsite 4 days ago Reply
njalskinner how many have you sold them? 4 days ago Reply
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rossbarefoot Turn your speakers on and enjoy. #website #marketing as subtle as it is inspiring 5 days ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy They are desperately looking for a clue ... 5 days ago Reply
FranceIsOP Remember the power of France, Ling Valentine 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gotta laugh... Renault in France are on my website: looking at Audis hahahahaha! 5 days ago Reply
weed_removal 5. his car did all the hard work 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : SPOTY to Hamilton. 1. Formula 1 is most boring sport ever. 2. He brought a dog with him. 3. He's a tax exile > 4. earrings 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : And you, Ling! >> ta :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: I'm shocked at how poor customer service is in the UK.” Apart from I hope :-) > And ME! 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you are on their twitter now >> Are you lot breaking my website? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : No-one likes to feel forced >>. Agree, but they are in business, so need to get real. :) Get VAT registered :) 5 days ago Reply
nuritps you are on their twitter now 5 days ago Reply
DanaCoBar do you have more of those? Give it to me! 5 days ago Reply
martinpolley Glad you’ve finally seen the light :) 5 days ago Reply
DanaCoBar OMG, I've been living for so long in such a dark place 5 days ago Reply
martinpolley I can’t believe you’ve never seen before! 5 days ago Reply
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magicTuscan #brill website #havaswwldn 5 days ago Reply
lordlancaster No-one likes to feel forced or rushed into doing something they don't want to do / don't fully understand. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : suddenly feel like you're being forced into it >> Well, it's true people are reluctant, but why? I dunno. 5 days ago Reply
tdobson you will love this: (it's like someone copied !) 5 days ago Reply
lordlancaster Not if you're previously non-VAT registered & suddenly feel like you're being forced into it with something you don't understand 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The main gripe #VATMOSS is with the seemingly poor communication & fear of extra cost/red tape > Vat is easy 5 days ago Reply
lordlancaster The main gripe micro biz owners have with #VATMOSS is with the seemingly poor communication & fear of extra cost/red tape 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : new legislation poorly communicated with some scare...>>> Charging VAT is like getting interest-free loan. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : new legislation poorly communicated with some scaremongering >>> eRR why do I think it's GOOD to charge VAT? 5 days ago Reply
lordlancaster It's a combination of new legislation poorly communicated with some scaremongering thrown in 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #VATMOSS might put some people off even trying to start a new business in January! >> What's the issue? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : any idea of rough timescales for Toyota auris hybrid estate >> Mid - end Jan ETA for most colours and specs 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : any idea of rough timescales for Toyota auris hybrid estate on business contract hire? >> Checking :) 5 days ago Reply
garyr0binson this is not the site you're looking for... ;) 6 days ago Reply
Iridiumwolf Ummmm, my eyes are going to explode! 6 days ago Reply
mevkelley For a good time, go here: 1 week ago Reply
ukandrewtaylor any idea of rough timescales for Toyota auris hybrid estate on business contract hire? I'm flexible on colour and trim. Thanks 1 week ago Reply
MyNarmis They're getting a lot of traffic cause it's "BAD". has received an 222,800 visits over the last 30 days. 1 week ago Reply
badwebsites lingscars is a true classic Bad Website. They've been around for a long time. They're GeoCities bad! 1 week ago Reply
giggggity RT : Top 10 Worst Websites On The Web Starting at #badwebsites http://t… 1 week ago Reply
MyNarmis Top 10 Worst Websites On The Web Starting at #badwebsites 1 week ago Reply
neil_neilzone A rather enjoyable exchange of correspondence between someone accused of advertising a DeLorean and the ASA: 1 week ago Reply
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sabinavarga Really special RT : #worstwebsite Ever? We Think So. 1 week ago Reply
MyNarmis #worstwebsite Ever? We Think So. #badwebsite #horrible #itwasnotus 1 week ago Reply
Pequelord RT : Making my #UXBootcamp students analyse "request a quote" form. They've been asked NOT to submit! 1 week ago Reply
wickedgeekie Making my #UXBootcamp students analyse "request a quote" form. They've been asked NOT to submit! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sales for December are a couple £thousand ahead of this day in 2013. Which is good. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : pictures !!!!! >>> New tyres ON :) 1 week ago Reply
FrozenMOVlE Is a message from god 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner pictures !!!!! 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Purely for my new followers, i dont see why they shouldnt have my old blogs inflicted on them 1 week ago Reply
weed_removal if only you could cut out the middleman 1 week ago Reply
specialistcars1 Well it Is Christmas time ! rerun every Christmas on TV of old #classic movies so why not :) 1 week ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Im hoping others can learn by my mistakes, cause if i had i would be one awesome guy, oh wait ! I am 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today - new wheels and tyres (Goodyear G388s) on my new big toy, and changing all the oils etc. Ian fixed exhaust leak - manifold re-bolted 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge 99% 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS GCHQ will have been going *ucking mental last week, trawling all the tweets about the non-existent "weatherbomb". 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I estimate 90% of my customer issues are caused by dealers (ineptitude, carelessness or just don't give a fuc*), rather than by car faults. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 4 years today and the shows still going on! >> A twitter feed that's just one big re-run :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Some were water boarded until they nearly drowned. They either were or they weren't. > They went unconscious, then revived. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce haha just different types of chemicals h2o 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's not autocorrects fault, it's your inability to proof read. >> While you are proof reading, add an apostrophe.:) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS How is PCSO Larter getting on with paternity? And do you know when he's back at work? If those not high security questions :) 1 week ago Reply
waiyeehong ha! I will take this into consideration at our next 'rebranding meeting'* *family argument 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sending out lots of bags >> Wrong catchphrase. Use WYH "serves you right" :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...immediately after Sep 11th, everybody was asking for... torture... >> You confuse "everyone" with "some Americans". 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : organic? >> No, I use chemical fertiliser. In fact EVERYTHING is made from chemicals, "organic" is nonsense. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Action Fraud analyst told me they don't currently monitor/flag/have database field for IP ADDRESS. This is a massive omission. Stupid. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : terrorists cut off the heads...We fight over sleep deprivation! >> In fact you pump water up ass until intestines burst 1 week ago Reply
henrytalbot2 organic? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings Cars have one the best websites on the interweb and today are giving away a free cars >> Hah 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look how consistent my unique web visits are... this is the key to web success - consistency. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ": #Trump2016 " > Should say "They're chopping off heads, we're using drone attacks" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Has to be said the process is pretty damn epic. Even if a little painful on the eyes. >> Thx so much! :) 1 week ago Reply
studlyspam Some sites, like the one posted below, , could cause seizures... 1 week ago Reply
armstrongest Animation. When it's too much: #smashingconf lol. Best. Site. Ever. 1 week ago Reply
AustinSwith Lings Cars have one the best websites on the interweb and today are giving away a free cars 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner don't you mean rotten shark? 1 week ago Reply
mattkirwan Has to be said the process is pretty damn epic. Even if a little painful on the eyes. 1 week ago Reply
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tsturtew waaaw, this is a really cool page: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : omg lings cars has a mobile friendly site (according to Google). Should have an epilepsy warning ⚠ > Damn you! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling Cars has a live web cam for the office via >> Yes i do, always live :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow, has Ling’s Cars diversified into the conference game? >>> Huh? Me? 1 week ago Reply
barchuk87 RT : Вот он, дизайн моей мечты 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : in a week I'm going to iceland, >> enjoy the aged boiled seal flipper. :) 1 week ago Reply
chrislentzy News SATIATE: Mitsubishi Motors in bloody annoying Blitish : DERBY expensive... #socialmedia 1 week ago Reply
usovand Вот он, дизайн моей мечты 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner in a week I'm going to iceland, won't be hot there either but the scenery will be better than here :) 1 week ago Reply
waiyeehong Slacker! 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce sounds good, that's where they make Coronation St isn't it 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : only 14 more sleeps lol x >> You need your woolies today. Wear 2 coats :) 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce not in Africa apparently 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Over Christmas (in a week actually) I am going to southern Spain, Granada. Back new year. Won't be hot, but will be better than this shit :) 1 week ago Reply
ClareHotmail only 14 more sleeps lol x 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bloody snowing on my way in to work today, hahaha. Does the God know it's nearly Christmas Time? 1 week ago Reply
chrislentzy News swallow: Button secures 2015 McLaren seat #socialmedia 1 week ago Reply
crayallred This is in my main bookmarks folder: 1 week ago Reply
mattdesmier Wow. That looks a lot like 1 week ago Reply
mutlu82 Ling Cars has a live web cam for the office via 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner * great on snow 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner they wear quickly in the summer it in the winter are fret on snow 1 week ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto : : ...be EXCELLENT, ” ~ Easy to comment yet never a solution > Solution is an ATTITUDE.” > Banal trot 1 week ago Reply
generous909 cool story, here is your interwebz! 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce hands up bit like your VW deal today 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : : Should be EXCELLENT, but not.” ~ Easy to comment yet never a solution > Solution is an ATTITUDE. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good morning. Heavy fog in Poland causing delays, >> Same trouble Herr Hitler had in 1939, apparently. 1 week ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto : but many do strive > Banal words,Should be EXCELLENT, but not.” ~ Easy to comment yet never a solution 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : so are winter tyres dangerous in summer? >> Well, they are black, so American police think so, yeah. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce so are winter tyres dangerous in summer? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : black Serbs? Wouldn't have thought that would be allowed. ;) >> Only in America. Black gay Serbs, in fact. 1 week ago Reply
SimonT_Space There are black Serbs? Wouldn't have thought that would be allowed. ;) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : dealers should at least give customers the option when buying a new car in winter. >> Don't cos it costs money 1 week ago Reply
clarkvehicles dealers should at least give customers the option when buying a new car in winter. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : St Louis .. violent racial attacks against local Bosnians. No media mention of black perps. >> It'll be Serbs, of course 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far this morning, taken signed orders for an Evokki, a Suzuki SX4 and a VW Up. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS If winter tyres are sooo good... why don't car makers fit them as standard on cars sold in the winter? "nah, we'll just put normal tyres on" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Email won't connect on web or outlook. Please expedite fix. Urgent. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : don't know why I bother attempting to reason with you Ling > You sound like an "industry spokesman" 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : don't know why I bother attempting to reason with you Ling >> Because I don't accept banal trot :) 1 week ago Reply
ashpron don't know why I bother attempting to reason with you Ling, if I said s*** was brown you'd say it was black :-D 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : .. but many do strive ... > Banal words, trotted out by industry. Should be EXCELLENT, but not. 1 week ago Reply
ashpron that's your opinion Ling and you're entitled to it, but many do strive to give good customer service. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what he said! >> No, not one person. It's a lack of care, a mindset, a general condition. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right. Errr.... I now have a "case study" in Polish. That's like upside-down Indonesian. 1 week ago Reply
laiqqureshi Blakeing news: Why segregated housing is thriving in India #india 1 week ago Reply
scott_rafferty Brilliant. 1 week ago Reply
pixelchutes BREAKING: is the official winner of the Internet! #MEGAKEWL 1 week ago Reply
DwainReid thats a great description of her. I sum her up as I sum myself up - always right sometimes 1 week ago Reply
lordlancaster Me too. She's like the little red devil on my shoulder who keeps me in check when I get too overexcited ;o) 1 week ago Reply
DwainReid I *heart* ling 1 week ago Reply
BFreakout RT : shows us how to design #responsive websites. A funny counterexample of good #design: lingscars.de #GUIconf 1 week ago Reply
michalkosecki sure thing! :) one of the best case studies ever. :) 1 week ago Reply
ashpron what he said! 1 week ago Reply
BenLikesLemons max smells like old people 1 week ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto ~ Granted no question it's poor, but it's one Technician not all Dealer(s) to be fair. 1 week ago Reply
davidgrindlay This will brighten your day >.< apparently, it works :o 1 week ago Reply
danslee RT : WOAH!!! It's like Lings Cars 1 week ago Reply
LondonKirsty WOAH!!! It's like Lings Cars 1 week ago Reply
jescotty I have seen cars involved in a accident because the suspension blocks were left in. 1 week ago Reply
nikk_mihali shows us how to design #responsive websites. A funny counterexample of good #design: lingscars.de #GUIconf 1 week ago Reply
Real_Business RT : Meet the most entertaining entrepreneur to visit Dragons' Den; #startups 1 week ago Reply
grotemeloenen lingscars It's ok. I know what you mean Ling. Did you do anything for #BlackFriday or #CyberMonday or was it just business as usual? #rol... 1 week ago Reply
specialistcars1 " the suspension transport blocks hadn’t been removed." !!Now I do have to agree with you #Shocking what was the dealer thinking 1 week ago Reply
achteraan lingscars It's ok. I know what you mean Ling. Did you do anything for #BlackFriday or #CyberMonday or was it just business as usual? #rol... 1 week ago Reply
bootyroll lingscars It's ok. I know what you mean Ling. Did you do anything for #BlackFriday or #CyberMonday or was it just business as usual? #roll 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS fuc*ing car dealers - "The skodas front susp was sounding funny, a bit hard etc" - " the suspension transport blocks hadn’t been removed." 1 week ago Reply
lordlancaster It's ok. I know what you mean Ling. Did you do anything for #BlackFriday or #CyberMonday or was it just business as usual? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ha! You won't be getting involved then Ling? >> No, someone has remain, to tell the Emperor he has no clothes. 1 week ago Reply
lordlancaster Ha! You won't be getting involved then Ling? Have a look at to see why this one is different :-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's always "this pointless subject" day, or "that pointless subject" day. Slightly disguised promotional crap. My response: "fuc* THAT". 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : next month (9 Jan) is #MicroBizMattersDay >>> Oh God. Who invents this nonsense? Completely pointless rubbish, Paul. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce pictures 1 week ago Reply
SolitaNQ series??? It's a 95 300tdi...shows how much you know about cars;-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : great for snow >> Yes, we need snow. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce great for snow 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : my winter project. >> Psssshht. It's got wind-up windows! :( Boo hahahaha. I like Series LR 1 week ago Reply
SolitaNQ my winter project. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : when do we see this new toy? >> Is beautiful. 1969 specimen. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS More tyres: Bah, Avon Rangemaster is not available at the mo, Avon making more next year. So, I make do with current LR cleaty Goodyears. 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner when do we see this new toy? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My tyre quest: I got brand new (old stock) G388 12.00R20 tyres (truck tyres) for £150 each. That is so cheap. Retail price is a fortune. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Replacing Goodyear bar-grips with G388s is like waving a magic wand transforming slippy slidey skiddy bang bang, with solid stable grip. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right: Sandblast then paint my 4 20 inch rims with brand new 12" G388 tyres on them and replace the 45 year old bar-grips on my new toy. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS The 7.50 x16 seems a perfectly proportioned tyre to me. It's a classic size. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Getting my 200TDi landrover back on proper original rims today, (spare set of brand new came with it)...sick of 8-spoke steel, look silly. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling's Cars - najbrzydsza strona w internecie #ux >> Thanks. I think. 1 week ago Reply
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Ed_Dale guys I think it’s time to go with this new web design direction… 1 week ago Reply
Ed_Dale why didn’t you tell anyone you were redesigning Daring Fireball!!! 1 week ago Reply
Ed_Dale RT : Literally the best site on the Internet. (you may need sunglasses to view) 1 week ago Reply
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yannickgagne Comme si le site était pas assez awsome, regardez le code source! 1 week ago Reply
keithryan28 How's this for interaction design? 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Meet the most entertaining #entrepreneur to visit #business 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "Be rude and talk about genitals and see genitals." This I must try! >> Will be live soon, not yet though. 1 week ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News CROW: Watchdog to aid consumer disputes 1 week ago Reply
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ShaneSchutte RT : Meet the most entertaining #entrepreneur to visit #business 1 week ago Reply
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PhilipN_CAP Well done Ling, result - I'll have a read later today. 1 week ago Reply
AlexRoebuck "Be rude and talk about genitals and see genitals." This I must try! 1 week ago Reply
draPATtesting RT : 2 great articles at the weekend: 1) Guardian 2) Real Business: 1 week ago Reply
_folwd RT : 2 great articles at the weekend: 1) Guardian 2) Real Business: 1 week ago Reply
Wat_Associates RT : 2 great articles at the weekend: 1) Guardian 2) Real Business: 1 week ago Reply
Ukprintbiz RT : 2 great articles at the weekend: 1) Guardian 2) Real Business: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS 2 great articles at the weekend: 1) Guardian 2) Real Business: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Unimog? >> No. Better than that. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Prey tell. Toy? >> Wait. I have not launched it yet. It is 4x4 with 20" wheels, big carb, bigger winch 1 week ago Reply
KDEWMG Prey tell. Toy? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : PS...I've missed you ;-) >> I was in Scotland today, getting a new toy. 1 week ago Reply
KDEWMG PS...I've missed you ;-) 1 week ago Reply
KDEWMG Why didn't I think of that? Doh! V unusual sight at auctions. buyers know that only too well. 1 week ago Reply
pctechbedford RT : A great article in Real Business today, about ...err.... me :) 1 week ago Reply
darrencrannis RT : A great article in Real Business today, about ...err.... me :) 1 week ago Reply
tvscdidcot RT : A great article in Real Business today, about ...err.... me :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Guys at had a stonking week & need more BMW M stock. Can anyone help? >> Go to the auction for quality BMW stock 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS New 4x4. Heh. 20 inch wheels. Big carb. BIG winch. I've got to climb on the wheel to get in. Drove back over Carter Bar border post today 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge RT : A great article in Real Business today, about ...err.... me :) 1 week ago Reply
UniformCarla RT : A great article in Real Business today, about ...err.... me :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS A great article in Real Business today, about ...err.... me :) 1 week ago Reply
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DashieV3 RT : Décollage de rétine en règle : 1 week ago Reply
swisstengu Décollage de rétine en règle : 1 week ago Reply
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Decstro_ Tout les sites internet devraient ressemblé a ça 1 week ago Reply
roxicat31 re Guardian article, good company to be in! 2 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP : graph today for Ling as I am a big fan of hers”>Sounds like a plan - I know she's a fan of ours 2 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Baldwin : Great article about me in The Guardian yesterday: ” nice :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : Great article about me in The Guardian yesterday: ” >> Like it. 2 weeks ago Reply
caindustrystats graph today for Ling as I am a big fan of hers 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'd object to the link' small business' ;) >> hahaha, in national newspaper publicity, I object to NOTHING :) 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I'd object to the link' small business' ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What stats? > It's just very daft not to publish daily graphs and rely on hard to decipher figs 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great article about me in The Guardian yesterday: 2 weeks ago Reply
AndreaS1986 Worst Website: 2 weeks ago Reply
Bouncyvibe drop me a message I'd be interested in a convo about it, 2 weeks ago Reply
adenastudios If clients had their way, this is what the internet would look like: 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 NEWS ACCIDENT: 13 towns ‘could lose bus services’ 2 weeks ago Reply
anastis You gotta love the chicken! 2 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP No specific reason Ling :-) What stats are you interested in with regards activity? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi Ling, don't necessarily disagree, there is graphical format done monthly >> why not daily? 2 weeks ago Reply
czahller This website makes the web designer in me want to kill myself & the human being in me giggle. 2 weeks ago Reply
tomzur Worst website ever ever ever OMG #webdesign 2 weeks ago Reply
gingio they're tasty too! 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Gimme News, DOG: Yamaha Motor (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Ltd... 2 weeks ago Reply
pytoxi Un des meilleurs sites : 2 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP Hi Ling, don't necessarily disagree, there is graphical format done monthly;however there are people who like it 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce and Cayenne hot stuff. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is it the same for Polos? >> I supply individual wrapped Chinese Polos as gifts :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: footfall franchise motor #dealers Wed v Tues +8% Dec 14 v Dec 13 +3% > Why not simply show a graph? Easy 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce is it the same for Polos? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : “: footfall franchise motor #dealers Wed v Tues +8% Dec 14 v Dec 13 +3% >> Mentalist way of showing figs 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Provide me free Octavia VRS with your advertising plastered over it and I'll drive it around for free > No. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nosing at website and burst out laughing see a tube of Smarties heading up the Smart cars. Class! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's just 7.30am and I've sold £2.200 of GP signed car orders. While everyone else in motor ind. is still closed, I am selling like mad :) 2 weeks ago Reply
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cecgrafico la web más divertida que he visto nunca del diseño igual mejor no hablar :P 2 weeks ago Reply
WrexhamVW RT : Congratulations #UsedCarAwards 2014 #Winners 2 weeks ago Reply
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AidanAshby Wow! Such a beautifully crafted website is . 2 weeks ago Reply
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gingio Nosing at website and burst out laughing see a tube of Smarties heading up the Smart cars. Class! 2 weeks ago Reply
tomlous just made my day with some #retro designs! 2 weeks ago Reply
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Aldouk advertising on the move. Provide me free Octavia VRS with your advertising plastered over it and I'll drive it around for free ✅ 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what are you getting now? Maybe you would like to buy my fire engine? >> Big Bedford. 2 weeks ago Reply
hintzedesign For whenever I need design inspiration: 2 weeks ago Reply
CoachellaGrier When did Carter start selling cars? 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : we are looking for a crazy way... >> In fact, I am getting a NEW old truck next week, to go with the Zil. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wow, really nice comments about me on this Richard Branson / Virgin website 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : seen your zill at Murray Hogg, fancy selling? >> Everything has a price :) 2 weeks ago Reply
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Bouncyvibe we are looking for a crazy way of marketing something seen your zill at Murray Hogg, fancy selling? 2 weeks ago Reply
christophedri "Best leasing car in UK..." Or so... (Code source needs a look as well) 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : should be run like - lean, fast and efficient >> Estate agents are probably a lost cause? 2 weeks ago Reply
noscalerule should be run like - lean, fast and efficient 2 weeks ago Reply
Jaime_Mesa Muy fan del proyecto y su fundadora :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : AVOID A24! Updates on Radio Sussex & BBC South Today >> fuc*ing Yodel. Again. 2 weeks ago Reply
BevHillsPorsche ZZZZZZZZZZ 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Porsche, there is no substitute! >> You're back on message. Now get some sleep :) 2 weeks ago Reply
BevHillsPorsche Porsche, there is no substitute! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : "range anxiety" >> But be careful, Jay. in the Uk everyone knows a Porsche is subsitute for a big errr c 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I believe they call it "range anxiety" >> He didn't seem to have much range, but it was far away :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some people go to breakfast "meetings" to errr "network". I just sell, sell, sell. There's a big difference. Waste time and get fat, or sell 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's not 8am and I have £2500 (Gross Profit) of car orders under my belt, already. Today looks like another good day. 2 weeks ago Reply
BevHillsPorsche I believe they call it "range anxiety" in this case Naked RA! 2 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey Which reminds me, I need to call you. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : No sé ahora pero en 2010 35M de Libras. >Hey! I have an employee from Reus! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Suddenly everyone designs experiences. Because designing websites isn't cool enough. >> I base my "experience" on a Taser. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : bananas? You mean like the guy in Malibu? >>> Hahahaha, PCP? 2 weeks ago Reply
BevHillsPorsche bananas? You mean like the guy in Malibu? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> I've yet to see one here. Dealers going bananas about direct supply. 2 weeks ago Reply
BevHillsPorsche it's exciting for about 10 minutes. The big iPad thingy is fun once you figure it out. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : now selling drones?!? That's a bit backwards! >> Damn you! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lots of them running around here >> Have you driven one? What's the verdict? 2 weeks ago Reply
Hreppe Wrote you a DM :) 2 weeks ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 now selling drones?!? That's a bit backwards! #downer #Rockbottom #selfiewithling #letitgo 2 weeks ago Reply
BevHillsPorsche Lots of them running around here but it hasn't really affected our sales. Of course we only have one sedan in the game. 2 weeks ago Reply
Jaime_Mesa seguro que no supera a esta :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : NEWS: Don’t give your partner an unwanted present this Christmas. >> Not genital lice AGAIN? 2 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner Icelanders eat mainly lamb or fish. Plenty of icelandic restaurants in reykjavik :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Our friends at SpeedList ... >> How are you finding Tesla competition? I'm interested. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : swimming in a sceptic tank >> The Spanish food is nice,... I don't see many Icelandic restaurants. Boiled seal? 2 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner the open air swimming pools are 38 Celsius ,warmer than Spanish pools and swimming in the med is like swimming in a sceptic tank 2 weeks ago Reply
diegoslva7 Um ótimo exemplo de #UI 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I won a t-shirt >>> What's your name and address? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : why would you want to go to Spain? Iceland is far better >> Icelandics are mental, plus it's c-c-c-cold 2 weeks ago Reply
Hreppe I won a t-shirt on your crash game about a month ago but I haven't received it yet, do you know when I can expect it? :) 2 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy Growing news: VIDEO: Harry to reavealingly showing Great Satan ‘secret’... #socialmedia 2 weeks ago Reply
BenLikesLemons hi louis 2 weeks ago Reply
YT_ThatOneGuy13 SJNSKLJBNSKJBS 2 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner why would you want to go to Spain? Iceland is far better 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Finished last month on 128,000 unique web visits. No one else in the Motor Trade (except Robin Luscombe) even knows how many visits they had 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce must have been pre-taxed 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Whatever happened to Daewoo >> Became Chevrolet, died. Sold 10 (ten) new cars in Oct. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : are you quoting for Tesla? >> No :) 2 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 Ling I'm with you on this motivational start ! :) GoGoGo !! 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce are you quoting for Tesla? Whatever happened to Daewoo 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : magnolia me thinks >> If a Mondeo, could be Medway Magnolia Mondeo Man :) 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce magnolia me thinks 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Electric car maker pops up at Bluewater > #dealers #cars ?? Putting the shits up the established order :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Petrolheed and it will be horrendous through the making of it! Absolute carnage 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Monday >> White van man. Is this from #Rochester? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Will the government's £15bn roads investment scheme revitalise England's infrastructure? >> Will it fuc*. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS December!!! Right, a hell of a month ahead, squash it all into 3 weeks, plus a holiday to Spain, and beating last year's sales figures :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Your site was mentioned ;-) >>> Yeah, saw that. Thanks :) 2 weeks ago Reply
tjohnsonuk Your site was mentioned ;-) 2 weeks ago Reply
russtof Haha this was tongue in cheek to demonstrate twitter to a friend. Ling fired up. 3 weeks ago Reply
sarahjansencom You mean no Australians are idiots? 3 weeks ago Reply
NewCarMark RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
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Paul_Norman RT : RT : I thought I just saw a picture of without a pint of beer in his hand.> Nothing stays the same 3 weeks ago Reply
tonyveitchuk So you are not keen on our great traditions. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'll say it again: fuc* "Black Friday". 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and battery manufacturing plants >> Yes, the battery plants. They don't grow on trees, you know. 3 weeks ago Reply
bj43045 and at the battery manufacturing plants 3 weeks ago Reply
nigelohno Nigel! Oh No! LINGsCARS: RT JamieFDHurst: I thought I just saw a picture of Nigel_Farage without a pint of beer in his hand. >> Ah, you a... 3 weeks ago Reply
nigelohno Nigel! Oh No! LINGsCARS: RT Nigel_Farage: Dear Ed_Miliband. No white van man problems in #UKIP! > Heh 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I thought I just saw a picture of without a pint of beer in his hand. >> Ah, you are now free. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nissan named Ultra Low Emission Vehicle Manufacturer at >> The emissions are from the power stations, nits! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dear . No white van man problems in #UKIP! > Heh 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Jazz is built in UK too so it's a good news story in my eyes >> I didn't know Jazz was UK? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think car manufacturers should declare clearly where each car is made: on the website, and on the car. "MADE IN ROMANIA" or "MADE IN UK" 3 weeks ago Reply
HepworthHonda Jazz is built in UK too so it's a good news story in my eyes 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...over 96% of the 489 Honda's ... >>> ...and there should be no apostrophe in "Hondas" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : over 96% of 489 Hondas we've sold this year were built in UK by > Then your model mix is poor. 96% Civic & CRV? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Progressive views from Mike Barton, our Police Chief in he will come to support me, in 2015 3 weeks ago Reply
themonsterofRAP if you need a cheap car look no other but here! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Not all #BlackFriday deals created equal. Call 0370 400 4000 to find out > "ring" = so 1980's. No one will ring, trust me :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just need some 7.50R16 Avon Rangemasters on (unused) original rims - to replace the silly big steel spoke wheels, and my 109" will be 100%. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...200TDi = almost "best diesel engine in world" for strength & long-life. Best ever LR engine. Considering taking turbo and intercooler off 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have a new Land Rover: Like my Series 2, but it's a Series 3 (with heater, thank f*ck!) on a 109" truck cab. But mint. With 200TDi... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : good result, fair play! > But, no free flights, no gifts and no demo cars, booo. You have better deal than me! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...my 50p thing: Each unique web visit is worth approx 50p to me. So, in Nov, I've 125,000 unique visits, and invoice £60k. Magic formula. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far (2 days to go) my unique web visits are 10,000 up on October 2014. I will finish on approx 125,000 visits. I explain my 50p thing... 3 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys good result, fair play! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Will finish November 2014 invoicing (eg. car deliveries) £10,000 (ex vat) more than November 2013. That's about a 20% increase. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : . doesn't generate any income \.. does far better than many business I could name, it seems in the black :) 3 weeks ago Reply
jescotty it's Friday, everyone like cakes on Fridays. 3 weeks ago Reply
laiqqureshi News CAT: VIDEO: Planes tossed around in Brisbane storm: Source: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is not acceptable from your employee, Guy. >> Guy says "Eeee Ek, cock. Rait sorry" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is not acceptable from your employee, Guy. >>> MfffpppFFF ooops. Heh. I punish Guy 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am on Reddit: "weird things you can buy online" ...also featured are 4.5kg Toblerone and revenge crabs (pubic lice) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Black Friday can *uck off. My cars are exactly the same price as other days :) They are already damn cheap. Bloody American shopping day. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The eagle has landed. Thanks to #nissan >> Lovely soft-focus photo :) Ta!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
MrBiffta RT : Setting a new standard for website design. We were mesmerised: Thanks - 3 weeks ago Reply
RetroVtgLove The eagle has landed. Thanks to for setting me up with this little beast ! Keeping it local with #nissan 3 weeks ago Reply
heatonsdigital RT : Best site on the internet (HT to Seth) 3 weeks ago Reply
spiceracktweets Setting a new standard for website design. We were mesmerised: Thanks - is it one of yours? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT :  call our Internet Banking team 01733 232 030 / 0845 300 0116 > Service so slow, I just can't face that ordeal. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT :   Okay. If you call our Internet Banking team (01733 232 030 / 0845 300 0116), > Oh no! 1 hour on hold? Again? 3 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank   Okay. If you call our Internet Banking team (01733 232 030 / 0845 300 0116), they'll look into this for you. ^GR 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So City of London Police waste 18 months while arseholes commit more fraud? I reported in full detail July 2013. The fraud man = "DAVID OJO" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS City of London Police eventually get back about a case of fraud reported JULY 2013!!! FFS. "now features in a much larger network of fraud," 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi, I'm AH. >> Attach pic. This should look like a statement (but no entries) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi, I'm AH. > 2 people have same issues, one FF one Chrome. I expand account from log on- just get header line 3 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi, I'm AH. We're not aware of any problems at present. Have you tried a different browser? If so, what message do you receive? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey your online banking is broken. I can't expand my account & "Make a payment" won't bring up payee list. Pls mend urgently! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Re-Tweet if you want #EastCoast kept in public hands >> No. I want the £4Bn from the sale. You nits. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Please could you let us know which browser & which device? >> FF and Chrome, on PC. 3 weeks ago Reply
NissanUK Please could you let us know which browser you're using and on which device? Many thanks ^HT 3 weeks ago Reply
NissanUK Please bear with us whilst we look into this for you. Many thanks ^HT 3 weeks ago Reply
lakey Love it. 3 weeks ago Reply
danjdavies it's all buzzwords. That and ego 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Experts" in web seem to LOVE digital. It's a buzz-word. They miss the fact that "analogue" is so much more human and emotional. Idiots. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ... Lingo-Live: ... so the webcam will film operative and TV backdrop. A lovely digital/analogue/digital mash-up, works REALLY WELL :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am graeing up for Lingo-Live launch, every operative has webcam, looking at them + a 50" TV behind. TV will show items relevant to convo.. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have employed another operative, called Lauren, starting soon. ... Polly is no longer the youngest member of my team, she's gutted. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new lingo-live is progressing, should be able to deploy MK1 version soon. This means customers will eventually interact LIVE with me. 3 weeks ago Reply
AdmarkUK there's issues with the Juke specs pulling through to individual dealer sites too :( 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce need to put another pound coin in 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey your Juke "configarator" on your website is broken. Please fix. 3 weeks ago Reply
vivizzi olá internet circa 1999! 3 weeks ago Reply
lumeaseoppc RT : Unul din cele mai urâte siteuri din lume, care totuși convertește: ... #ugly #website 3 weeks ago Reply
semro RT : Unul din cele mai urâte siteuri din lume, care totuși convertește: ... #ugly #website 3 weeks ago Reply
dwarfplanet nimm , dann geht es wieder. (Der Link kam aus Hamburg) 3 weeks ago Reply
elbblick Du warst noch nie auf , oder? =) 3 weeks ago Reply
socialmediainst Verrückte Seite aber Best Practice für hohe Conversions: #3Tagesseminar #SMIde 3 weeks ago Reply
Mr_Blake11 RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
curiousgeorge40 Why you NEED a real web designer. It's worth whatever they charge you - to avoid this ! 3 weeks ago Reply
SteveStauning RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
NewCarMark RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 3 weeks ago Reply
indigo102 Interesting to see company bash you on usability when they can't deliver a mobile site that you can click on the phone number. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : With 350 websites >> Why paginate the used car pages? Why not just a list? Who clicks to "page 5"? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Does it look like a golf r? >> Yes! (in one of those fairground mirrors) 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Does it look like a golf r? 3 weeks ago Reply
Parleo_ Perhaps also have a word with God about why he put Jules Bianchi in a coma. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : With 350 websites ... >> Heh. I prob have more unique visitors than all of them put together :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A small thank you #GodIsTheGrestest >> Oh... dear. ..."from my private jet" 3 weeks ago Reply
StarkwoodMedia With 350 websites & more clients joining everyday we must be doing something right.. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... Fags = #PowerOfTheDog >>> I think Westboro have a little dyslexia. Woof :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Beth_Bespoke It was that fair down the page I didn't see it, just assumed 90% of the home page was pretty yet useless banners! 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Its an enormous picture of a bridge. Do they sell bridges? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's an image scroller! There are plenty of cars if you have a look... >> Car deals, I mean. Sell a car deal. 3 weeks ago Reply
StarkwoodMedia It's an image scroller! There are plenty of cars if you have a look... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Another #Automotive gone live for > Do you always do "WELCOME" home pages? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Another #Automotive gone live for > Sheesh, put the CARS on the front page 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A supplier just told me they have a cancelled car available next week: Renault Captur Dynamique dCi 90 in Stone metallic... anyone? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : dead than a black man. >> Maybe because "asians" cause less trouble, crime and carry fewer guns than "black men" 3 weeks ago Reply
CrowdFury dead than a black man. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yes, you do. But it’s not about ‘counting’, it’s about listening >> They need to stop rioting. Simple. 3 weeks ago Reply
CrowdFury yes, you do. But it’s not about ‘counting’, it’s about listening to people’s lived experiences and not talking for them or over> 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I don’t need another white person’s analysis on #Ferguson; I want to hear black voices. >> I'm Chinese. Don't I count too? 3 weeks ago Reply
IvanofHK What about this one (as featured on Dragon's Den)? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When companies tweet "advert tweets" which happen in the middle of something happening (like #Ferguson)...it really does make them look daft 3 weeks ago Reply
webdigital Unul din cele mai urâte siteuri din lume, care totuși convertește: ... #ugly #website 3 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Rat that Ian shot is the size of a small cat. Or a baby owl. Or a large hedgedog. >> Stew ingredients? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rat that Ian shot is the size of a small cat. Or a baby owl. Or a large hedgedog. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian has just shot a rat. Superb shot!! Bloody rats at my farm :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice little linky for me, from Germany: Platz 4: 3 weeks ago Reply
ShropsNews4U #Telford + | Mercedes Clk-class Coupe Lease delivered to Karl Hovarth in Telford: Telford TF2 9JA.... #Shropshire 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : well done! Let me know how you get on, guess you may have tackled the job by now:) >> getting there :) 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt well done! Let me know how you get on, guess you may have tackled the job by now:) 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt hi, sorry been camping, no wifi. No I only got involved with electrical, so sorry can't help! 3 weeks ago Reply
Ozbatur - my new favourite website! A rocking approach and I'm loving their addictive karaoke videos... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unique web visits for November up to today are currently 10% up on October (to same day). 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In about 8 hours, my website will pass the 100,000 unique visitor post, for this month. With a full week of visits still to go! 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I am standing over them with a whip! (virtually) >> Grassy arse. All OK I think :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Think of all those lovely 50p pieces staying in peoples pockets >> Grrrrrr. Migrated OK. 3 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault I am standing over them with a whip! (virtually) 4 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Think of all those lovely 50p pieces staying in peoples pockets 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website is having a quick offline experience while it migrates server location. Don't mess this up 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You nailed it. We Americans are addicted to TV news drama to it's pathetic. > :))) heh 4 weeks ago Reply
JoePistell just re-read this Ling. You nailed it. We Americans are addicted to TV news drama to it's pathetic. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : nationwide outage on 101 >> Yes, but police forces should immediately publish alternative number. They don't. 4 weeks ago Reply
stevecarpenter Heard a radio report just now that there's a nationwide outage on 101 and 111, Cable and Wireless say they are trying to resolve 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It would take 10 seconds to put a big pop-up with alternative contact number, on your whole website (with an "X" to close it) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS With ALL contact numbers listed as "101" - when that service goes down, it's a massive issue for local population 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Alternative number for is 0345 6060365 ... but no one can find that number on their website. Listed as "Firearms Licencing" 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce they're looking for a new hooker 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you can help with the trusses if you want a serious workout 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce you can help with the trusses if you want a serious workout 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You should IMMEDIATELY post alternative phone numbers in a big giant pop-up, on your website , do that immediately. Simple. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Aaagh, 101 service down AGAIN? This is MASSIVE problem as you have no other contact numbers on website, except 999. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Outer front suspension and outer tracta joint/hub off my Ferret F/NS. Heavy as hell. I am replacing a rubber gaiter on driveshaft. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Cardiff Bus Station closed between 1530 & 2030 today for #Wales v New Zealand Rugby >> They're playing in the BUS STATION? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To CitiGo cust: "Thanks for order! For fu*k's sake: "Colour: not bothered" ...I choose lime green with yellow spots." 4 weeks ago Reply
wapotpod thanks for asking! My favourite website is because it is just very tasteful. 4 weeks ago Reply
msrpotus The worst website ever? 4 weeks ago Reply
msisk Now here's a cool site (warning: may contain a few animated gifs): 4 weeks ago Reply
mjballinger My best RTs this week came from: #thankSAll via 4 weeks ago Reply
feltbranding The most optimised SEO site on the planet? Webies know about this site, for those of you who don't Ling is top dog! 4 weeks ago Reply
PC_Cheese Hello Ling! Your website is probably the **BEST** in the world, just sayin' 4 weeks ago Reply
thisisgrey This is a reminder that beauty and clarity are important but above all… HAVE SOME PERSONALITY 4 weeks ago Reply
thisisgrey I fuc*ING LOVE THIS SITE 4 weeks ago Reply
keyv23 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : please DM us >> It's public info, just post it here :) 4 weeks ago Reply
minikin topnotch web app : 4 weeks ago Reply
DriverDealsUK Good morning- please DM us a contact name and email address and we will send you over details...many thanks..have a good day :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The polls are open for the Rochester byelection but does anybody know what UKIP actually stands for? > Fairer immigration 4 weeks ago Reply
VLAutoMarketing RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 4 weeks ago Reply
badwebsites It's a BAD WEBSITE EXTRAVAGANZA! - 4 weeks ago Reply
ellen_pickett from has got to be my new favourite website. It's so absolutely dire it's amazing. 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure they haven't installed it yet - they've just accepted the order. Don't hold your breath! 4 weeks ago Reply
Marchdoe Comcast has used the same "material design" from the ad for their new website - 4 weeks ago Reply
seancollieruk Good Luck! We ordered Sky Fibre. Turned out to be slower than standard broadband! Now on Virgin, all good 4 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy I get 60+ downloads with mine. 4 weeks ago Reply
BehindBlueAyes Cornish?! :D 4 weeks ago Reply
tdobson is that how much you hope to be able to download in an hour? ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
britishcarsnz Yeah, kinda figured that lol I clearly remember you on Dragon's Den hahaha 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just ordered BT infinity for the farm - at last. Maybe up from 5MB to 50MB (dreamer). 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : True Brit, I am - just like you! But yeah I am in NZ.:-) >> I am British, but not English, Welsh, NI or Scot 4 weeks ago Reply
britishcarsnz True Brit, I am - just like you! ;-) But yeah I am in NZ.:-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm not a Kiwi as it happens! >>> Identify yourself hahahaha 4 weeks ago Reply
britishcarsnz I'm not a Kiwi as it happens! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Horrible looking web site yet it's successful - good luck! >> I also have Midget. More Brit shit than you! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Horrible looking web site yet it's successful - good luck! >> I also have JCB 3CX. More Brit shit than you! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Horrible looking web site yet it's successful - good luck! >> Hah. Bloody Kiwis! Do you have Ferret or LR IIa? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I like your idea for grange villa >> Peter, I am doing my best. Thanks SO much. Have some great things planned. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
MarianneW_ and around £7k in your back pocket :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : New LEASING/CONTRACT HIRE section at DriverDeals. >> Can you supply your UK company number? Ta. 4 weeks ago Reply
britishcarsnz Proves you don't necessarily need good web design to succeed. Horrible looking web site yet it's successful - good luck! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wah, over 12,000 web visitors today. Will be 14,000 by midnight. That's more unique visitors than most car websites get in a whole month :) 4 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 4 weeks ago Reply
DriverDealsUK New LEASING/CONTRACT HIRE section at DriverDeals. A banner ad in front of our massive motoring audience is only £99 a YEAR ! 4 weeks ago Reply
Tweedsy1 Its not what you know its who you know. Your someone people need to know. Mind people in grange villa dont often help themselves 4 weeks ago Reply
Tweedsy1 I like your idea for grange villa if you need any help im peter i live at 3 west st. We need someone to help us back to community 4 weeks ago Reply
Tweedsy1 i live in grange villa. I am unemployed but have many skills i could offer you. I am looking for a job but will help in anyway 4 weeks ago Reply
tactvv lingscars‥驚くべきホームページ。 昔はこんなんだったよね。さらにすごいが(笑) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah I have found this on a German site. This will do me :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dave, do you have experience with Ferrets? Outer tracta gaiter on fns needs changing (ripped). I have gaiter, need to tackle job 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How do you deal with check-in kiosks? #KLMblog >> By kicking, usually. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Put a typical Syrian ebola war victim in the position of a "homeless" in Newcastle, & by lunchtime they'd get themselves up out of crisis. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Allow yourself time to take a holiday and relax when you can #notes4life >> Surreal normality. Thank you Mr Hewer. 4 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy Fishing, Ebola, Poverty, Malaria, War, Linkedin is shit and not even 09-00am :-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sorry not true! :-) >> Ah LinkedIn. The bible of knowledge. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS All these people around the world who are truly in shit (ebola, malaria, wars) and then in Newcastle someone goes "homeless" = creates shit 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : feed first, teach fishing second ;-) > No, if they're not hungry, there is no desire to learn. 4 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy Sorry to be pedantic but we learn better when we are fed so feed first, teach fishing second ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : keep fishing for a bite ;) >> That's the answer, you said it. Teach them to fish. Almost biblical 4 weeks ago Reply
rossi_NE63 keep fishing for a bite ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : not a long term solution >> I'm working my arse off at 7am, they are doing f*ck all. Get a grip. 4 weeks ago Reply
rossi_NE63 really? Come out with us one night and see and make your own mind up, have a good day ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : in the meantime why not help those who are going hungry? > Because it encourages their lifestyle. 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : Wow, I've already had 5,600 web visitors today, it's only bloody 8am!” >> 50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's outrageous that people think they can make the "choice" to be homeless, then leech on others' kindness. They need re-education. 4 weeks ago Reply
rossi_NE63 no it's not a long term solution but in the meantime why not help those who are going hungry? End goal is a home 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #actofkindness Sunday!! Bring a bag of food > Giving food isn't longterm kind. Just encourages homelessness. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wow, I've already had 5,600 web visitors today, it's only bloody 8am! 4 weeks ago Reply
Hamstall you'd be very welcome! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Audi Prologue Concept Revealed, Presages New Look For Brand >> What's With The Capital Letters? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : your videos Ling? I write music. This one is up your street! ;-) >> I may use! 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce are you breaking up pianos now! I'm in pieces 4 weeks ago Reply
Hamstall you use music on your videos Ling? I write music. This one is up your street! ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hello, Ling. Could you tell me what piano piece you've used for this video? >> I have no idea what it is :) 4 weeks ago Reply
NevinFoxeh I think I would rather shop at the American car dealership... 4 weeks ago Reply
og_theSKELLY RT : Thinking of giving these as prizes in a website competition: 4 weeks ago Reply
og_theSKELLY Hello, Ling. Could you tell me what piano piece you've used for this video? Thanks! 4 weeks ago Reply
pefnam Best thing on the internet I found today: Before you dismiss, it is all abt knowing your audience. 4 weeks ago Reply
rootdeveloper вот как нужно "дизайнить" сайты, не то что вы))))))))) 4 weeks ago Reply
Killerdackel omg my brain hurts 4 weeks ago Reply
lovisbrot #awesome #bestwebpageever #mobiledc14 4 weeks ago Reply
AnderRodry Es imposible dar más pena que Educa, el sistema gestor de estudios del Gob. de Navarra. está mejor hecha, en serio. 4 weeks ago Reply
_Matchstic RT : .. I think I may have found the most unusual website going... 4 weeks ago Reply
TheGeneralSpace .. I think I may have found the most unusual website going... 4 weeks ago Reply
ShaiheimAllen I'm lost. What the hell is lingscars and why was the whole class on that website 4 weeks ago Reply
_ewp yeah but lingscars actually serves it’s purpose and generates considerable sales. 4 weeks ago Reply
markcblythe Could be worse, could end up with this. 4 weeks ago Reply
taranenko Открытка , , и , спасибо за ссылку 4 weeks ago Reply
mudzhyri Иногда сайты наших автодилеров напоминают мне вот этот Адъ. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... making it a delightful, memorable experience!? >> has to be good. Launch STRAIGHT into chat, fast, no BS 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : MT : I am half-way to migrating my LINGO to a live chat system”> brace yourselves everyone > hah!) 4 weeks ago Reply
autoblendrepair MT : I am half-way to migrating my LINGO to a live chat system.” >> brace yourselves everyone ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke yep something like that! 4 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke something tells me you’ll be making it a delightful, memorable experience!? 4 weeks ago Reply
lakey You appear to be in Father Ted's house! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : as calm and tranquil as your homepage :-)! >> I am half-way to migrating my LINGO to a live chat system. 4 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke as calm and tranquil as your homepage :-)! 4 weeks ago Reply
BlinkyGroup must be the worlds most pointless solar array, they need some of our LED Lighting for their premises to sort out their bills 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Last plug for my attempt to make sense of #AlcoholAwarenessWeek >> Thanks. I'd LOVE a bottle of red wine, but it's too early 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Went to "Gateshead International Business Centre" yesterday. At 2pm, it's "bank" of solar panels were making 400w. A joke. Runs one computer 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Another accident on Askew Road >> They are staring up at the office of death, and its 400w solar panel. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Amazon .co.uk ... "Black Friday" does not exist in the UK. It is an Americanism. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : lots off dim sum >> Get yer roof on :) 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce lots off dim sum 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good morning world >> Nice view :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have 366 customers in my order bank, having ordered their new car but still awaiting delivery. This is my "pot". Customers in the pot. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Eureka. Out of 50 on order, I am delivering a VW Golf R today. German pigs fly. 4 weeks ago Reply
laiqqureshi Noticing story: Australia, lah, India in trade pact push #india 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw I see is now available in #China albeit without Had wrongly assumed would be presenting... 4 weeks ago Reply
jeremywils0n use this for inspiration 4 weeks ago Reply
yumtacos RT : RT : Ling, do you have a favorite (or least favorite) font? What is it? >> Kabel Ultra courtesy 4 weeks ago Reply
yumtacos Oh yes, it's perfect for anti-whoever signs! Beautiful. Thanks! 4 weeks ago Reply
tdobson Yes. I mean top marks for creativity. I'm happy to say it's memorable. Memorable in a sort of way! ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
blackdrp Néha úgy visszamennék webfejlesztőnek :D 4 weeks ago Reply
Dironik Крутой дизайн! 4 weeks ago Reply
paperclipracket Proper internet craftsmanship. RT : What is this I cannot deal 4 weeks ago Reply
Billygean RT : What is this I cannot deal 4 weeks ago Reply
riaface What is this I cannot deal 4 weeks ago Reply
DriverdealsUK RT : RT : I just checked out your website,it's very beautiful and...vibrant :3... Good job. >> Thanks! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I just checked out your website,it's very beautiful and...vibrant :3... Good job. >> Thanks! 4 weeks ago Reply
starrysapphire RT : RT : Thank you for my prize! >>> Superb! Lovely effort :) 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce free cars 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling, do you have a favorite (or least favorite) font? What is it? >> Kabel Ultra courtesy :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thank you for my prize! >>> Superb! Lovely effort :) 4 weeks ago Reply
healthstomp NEWS from China: Mediterranean diet 'best for obesity': Here\'s the latest news story… 4 weeks ago Reply
TheSpiritedStar I just checked out your website,it's very beautiful and...vibrant :3... Good job. 4 weeks ago Reply
yumtacos Ling, do you have a favorite (or least favorite) font? What is it? BTW your website is fantastic, thank you. 4 weeks ago Reply
starrysapphire Thank you for my prize! I would have said it's the model car but the performance is a little flat! ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
cate_lar I urge to you to visit . It's real. I am not joking. #craziestwebsiteontheinternet 4 weeks ago Reply
esauOp El sitio mas feo de #internet => 4 weeks ago Reply
YourFilm_MN RT : “: I have paid for a full-time village help-person in Grange Villa. Here is the website ” >> Go… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : nice >> Bit of Northern Soul :) 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : I have paid for a full-time village help-person in Grange Villa. Here is the website ” >> Good for you 5 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty nice 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is she tax deductible? >> No idea. She might be. I haven't considered that :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : brilliant ling well done! >> ta. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : That's an amazing gesture Ling >> Well the village had problems, needs sorting :) 5 weeks ago Reply
yemiThom - I think this may be an example of excessive peacocking! #butICantLookAway 5 weeks ago Reply
WebKnit brilliant ling well done! 5 weeks ago Reply
mjballinger Is she tax deductible? 5 weeks ago Reply
MarianneW_ That's an amazing gesture Ling 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is Clare's calling card for Grange Villa HELP service: PDF 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Proud to have full support of and PCSO Steve Larter, for Clare, in Grange Villa 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a pic of Clare, the new Grange Villa HELP person :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have paid for a full-time village employee help-person in Grange Villa. Here is the website (basic at the mo) 5 weeks ago Reply
ramiabraham Karateka, LINGsCARS, Final Fantasy 5 weeks ago Reply
DavidSoria MIS HOGOS. RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you set up a DD for road tax with DVLA, they give you a "payment ref number". Bears no relation to V5 or car reg. Insane. WTF? Use reg! 5 weeks ago Reply
bbaltasar RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
IRiaRL Gracias por compartir ! Hacía muchísimo tiempo que una web no me impactaba tanto como esta! 5 weeks ago Reply
TaaviLindmaa RT : Isn't usability measured by the usage dynamics and business success e.g. legendary multi-million £ success story 5 weeks ago Reply
puro_nervio RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
d72 Isn't usability measured by the usage dynamics and business success e.g. legendary multi-million £ success story ? 5 weeks ago Reply
Casper_O oh, så bare vent til du ser hendes "app" 5 weeks ago Reply
shigos RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
ayhantunaligil Hvis du mangler lidt inspiration til dit næste website ;) 5 weeks ago Reply
dchueco El cliente siempre tiene la razón (?): Via 5 weeks ago Reply
pablohecker RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
diana_aceves_ RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
mjaime RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
mapyrix What A LOCURA!!! 5 weeks ago Reply
VBerroya Grandiosa ": De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada." 5 weeks ago Reply
dhCoello RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
nacho_morato RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
Shadkko RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
ivangarcia De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 5 weeks ago Reply
DomPeppiatt this just cropped up at work again 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce it's an Opel and shut case 5 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto > Alibaba 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Most reported burglaries happen during the day. ... Please #LightLockList >> So you want a light left on, during the day? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey new Juke YF64 ACX just for delivery, PDI fault driver's window, needs new switch, 7-weeks! Made in UK, why not 7-hours? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm suspicious of any grouping that thinks themselves a minority: Eg women, North East, disabled, foreign, gay etc. Bollocks to all of it. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I must admit.... I'm really diggin the city logo >> In the UK, we'd call that bin... a Vauxhall. 5 weeks ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 hahahaha! That's back fired on u now ling!!!! #novoter 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it's "Scottish" btw! scotch is the drink you are driving me to! >> The vote was "No". Now, live with it :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> Exactly! So why Tweet about re-arranging a car park? Tch, car dealers... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Follow me as i take the piss of ling cars >> Heh, you're the joke with 0 followers. Looooser :) 5 weeks ago Reply
katieduck1 The #worlds #worst #website Would fail an #EyeQuant test in seconds! Brilliant #LingsCars 5 weeks ago Reply
JeremySauder never gets old 5 weeks ago Reply
DungeonMapp I love an understated website: 5 weeks ago Reply
ZacIsGood Possilby one of the best designed websites ive ever seen - 5 weeks ago Reply
InvertMouse WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE (=u=)??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 5 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure wasn't the same issue as the 'missing' sat nav was it? 'I can't find reverse' becomes 'Wrong gearbox'? 5 weeks ago Reply
sjyoung1967 Worse than this? :) 5 weeks ago Reply
ashpron headline will read: Ling has a go at a car dealer for no reason - shocker! :-D 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle it's "Scottish" btw! scotch is the drink you are driving me to! 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle pass some 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...fed up listening to the drivel being spoken > I keep forgetting you are Scotch. Take prozac! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...fed up listening to the drivel being spoken > Guff about rearranging car parks is not drivel? Oh dear. Heh 5 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault as much as you can give me… fill me up! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : only because I’m a waiting to rent a Bytemark/LingsCars branded Tesla from you! ;) >> How much RAM you want? 5 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault only because I’m a waiting to rent a Bytemark/LingsCars branded Tesla from you! ;) 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle not at all! it's the equivalent to switching the radio off because your fed up listening to the drivel being spoken 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I have a bicycle! >> Oh, that's even worse! Psychokiller on a bike. Nutter. Should be banned! 5 weeks ago Reply
JanBaykara Best. Website. Ever. 5 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault I have a bicycle! 5 weeks ago Reply
tdobson "You're off the invites life for my 9th birthday party! You should be outraged!" 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : nobody dies unless you drive them into people, for sure. >> OK, fuc* it. Loads of people die. Go for it :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Implies he needed Nav to find his Nav...>> Yes, I did suggest that to him, heh :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think being "declared" unfollowed on Twitter is possibly the equivalent of someone sticking their bottom lip out, in 1985 5 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Implies he needed Nav to find his Nav... 5 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault nobody dies unless you drive them into people, for sure. 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle what? you read? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I stopped following you a long time ago >> Oh no, a car dealer unfollows me... will be in Daily Mail tomorrow 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle if you don't care don't follow! Lol I stopped following you a long time ago ;-) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A damaging gusts being reported across Wales >> A gust. Oh. Quick issue a safety-tweet. Urgently. Or people will die, gustily. 5 weeks ago Reply
DevineMrM I agree! Could everyone please calm the f down and get a bit of perspective :) 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle Hi Ling, you've managed to move that rock you were stuck under them! #ahwellmaybenexttime 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've been busy this afternoon lining the cars in the park >> My car is parked like shit. Do I care? No. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've been busy this afternoon lining the cars in the park >> How much time do car dealers waste on this crap? Loads :) 5 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge not the smartest 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can everyone who contacts me stop being so bloody indignant today. For fuc*'s sake... they are only cars. Nobody dies. First World Problems. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Finance co take an Audi A3 back at end of 3-year term and demand to know when the Auto gearbox is. Err, it's a manual. As supplied by them. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer going a bit mental because his Yaris "HAS NOT GOT THE SAT NAV" promised in the spec. 10 mins later: "ooops, I've found it". Heh. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : . Bring it on. I look forward to a debate with you, and >> **STUPID SPAZZY GRIN** 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More Ian doing my lights, pics. Doing this on a ladder would have been a killer job :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian replacing my metal halide office lights with LED ones. Using my cherry picker. Save 2.1kw/h - massive difference. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Got to drive a 90 mile round trip because .. > Well, to them, Scarborough is like North Korea. So, be realistic :) 5 weeks ago Reply
andygambles Got to drive a 90 mile round trip because won't post me a replacement SD card. awesome. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling you are a model of reserve and humility ;) >> Anyway, all agree, vices are far more fun :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling you are a model of reserve and humility ;) >> "Reserve" is not a virtue, but "Industry" is. 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce Ling you are a model of reserve and humility ;) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have otters living in shopping trolleys I'll have you know! >> I hope they put £1 in the slot. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : cleanliness is a Vertu >> Thanks Benjamin Franklin. But so are Silence and Humility. ...so FAIL. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty we have otters living in shopping trolleys I'll have you know! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Has anyone done an analysis of... on life in the river? >> Which river? River Aire? Hahahahaha. There is LIFE? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I promise to visit 10 times a week, if you split the fiver with me. >> Start clicking :) 5 weeks ago Reply
AlexRoebuck I promise to visit 10 times a week, if you split the fiver with me. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : still 50p a visitor? >> About that, yes. Current Nov sales £24.009, current visitors 48,097. ...50p each, see? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : can you add options on to cars? >> Yes, but obviously factory options mean factory build... unless in pipeline. 5 weeks ago Reply
littlehelper RT : is my new - thanks ! Course, crap doesn't mean that it isn't effective… 5 weeks ago Reply
SYSWARE_Canada Defies what we know about 'engaging design'... 5 weeks ago Reply
theartofrevolut there may of course be rubbish to be posted- the worst website in the world for example 5 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk can you add options on to cars? 5 weeks ago Reply
laiqqureshi Blakeing news: More botched sterilisations in India #india 5 weeks ago Reply
kemelzaidan Exemplo de design negativo (achei que tinha voltado para a década de 90) 5 weeks ago Reply
goggsyp This might just be the greatest business website ever. 5 weeks ago Reply
Monica_OrtizT RT : No me gusta mucho eso de las gües , me han dicho que haga una pa que crezca el negocio, creo que haré algo parecido http:… 5 weeks ago Reply
soft_return This is the best website ever. Press "Richard Dawkins" for "Audi". 5 weeks ago Reply
aarbuck Although not an educational website, #extraneousoverload is evident due to the surplus of info on the screen #edu210 5 weeks ago Reply
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vitaminsludge still 50p a visitor? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently just over 45,000 unique web visitors, for November. 37 concurrent online. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hopefully the planet you live on, it looks a magical place I'd love to visit one day. >> hah. 5 weeks ago Reply
thefloatingfrog Hopefully the planet you live on, it looks a magical place I'd love to visit one day. No pills needed apparently d:^D 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : complete opposite of Lings Cars, which I must say ..>> Ta Daaa. Harrogate, Leeds, Scarborough - where next? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : That’s the Renegade you’re thinking of. Cherokee is vaguely Giuletta based. >> Oh dear. Will break down then. 5 weeks ago Reply
ufarrochil That’s the Renegade you’re thinking of. Cherokee is vaguely Giuletta based. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow! review that’s quite so scathing… >> Jeep Cherokee... It's a Fiat Panda 4x4 in drag. 5 weeks ago Reply
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who_is_Sarah = Best. Website. Ever. ❤️ 5 weeks ago Reply
FrancoisGuenot RT : Ras le cul du Flat, enfin un site qui se démarque 5 weeks ago Reply
MadMattou Ras le cul du Flat, enfin un site qui se démarque 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Skoda Yeti Outdoor 2.0 TDI CR SE 5dr for sale in Burntwood >> Jesus. Stop tweeting car adverts. FFS. Twitter not Gumtree 5 weeks ago Reply
carbaggers Chernobyl fall out? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BBC: "Russia to build Iran atomic reactors" - what can possibly go wrong? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : talking about seeing ’ back-end was a bit disturbing just now... >> Verry happy with Bytemark :) 5 weeks ago Reply
betaromeo RT : best website design ever > cc 5 weeks ago Reply
galbracha Haha! Drunk people creating onboarding funnels #onboarding #funnels #startuplife 5 weeks ago Reply
sai_eh Can't. Stop. Staring. At. . #DigiRev14 5 weeks ago Reply
somosdomani Somos Diseño (Web). Somos Domani. Llamanos, mirá que otros no lo hicieron y así les fue 5 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault talking about seeing ’ back-end was a bit disturbing just now... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Could you please elaborate your story? >> Takes KLM 43 days to reply, and then says ""Air France thanks you"... eh? 5 weeks ago Reply
KLM We are sorry you feel this way, Ling. Could you please elaborate your story? 5 weeks ago Reply
DriverdealsUK RT : RT : It's 7:23 AM and I've already found the best website I'll see today- Ling's Cars! > I m… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then it ends "Air France thanks you for your loyalty." ... why not just paint all KLM planes in Air France colours? Thought I flew KLM? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unfortunately it has taken you 43 days to reply to my issue on your Customer-care web form I filled in. That's extremely slow. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's 7:23 AM and I've already found the best website I'll see today- Ling's Cars! > I missed this Tweet 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good day so far - sitting on GP of £3000. Keep selling! 5 weeks ago Reply
daneeellll internet hell 5 weeks ago Reply
yosoypakete No me gusta mucho eso de las gües , me han dicho que haga una pa que crezca el negocio, creo que haré algo parecido 5 weeks ago Reply
sopalu My new favourite website 5 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner because the Chinese graduate will actually contribute something to the country and our imbecile government can't see that 5 weeks ago Reply
AutoPap Lol.... 5 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels it is with a £30k deposit 5 weeks ago Reply
AutoPap M6? For £199 a month? I'll take it...! 5 weeks ago Reply
mjballinger haha, the DAF were shite 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Next Lexus LS will be ‘more emotional’ vows company’s Europe boss >> Did he write "Tears in my Minicab"? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thank you... #NeverForget >> "I know. Let's brand the poppy with our corporate colours." "Brilliant!" 5 weeks ago Reply
carbaggers : I do but I need to get out more 5 weeks ago Reply
carbaggers I used to watch Telly on the telly 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dealer Principal , Edinburgh, Package over £150K, >> To run a car dealership? Sheesh. High overheads. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmm, after watching this, I would like to go to Birmingham: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why should some unqualified Romanian gypsy pickpocket find it easier to emigrate to the UK than a highly-skilled Chinese graduate? Bonkers. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The #UKIP immigration policy is MUCH FAIRER to non-EU skilled immigrants who will qualify (like me for example). Well done 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Fog in Poland and Germany causing delays this morning >> Exactly what General Gerd von Rundstedt said to Adolf Hitler in 1939! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ordered in June x7 based on Nov delivery, then Jan, now they aren't sure when. Useless! >> That's 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can people avoid doing cheap Tweets and cheap JPGs for remembrance day? Posting some syrupy free poppy picture doesn't make anything better. 5 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR ordered in June x 7 based on November delivery, then Jan, now they aren't sure when. Useless!!! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For those who missed it yesterday. American visitor complains about "fag" reference on my website ... PDF chat 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> New caption: "46 DAF cars illustrate how OLD a Boeing 747 actually is" 5 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels Aye, Can't get past "April Delivery" with customers, if we do they usually order. I can get a BMW M6 in 5 weeks 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT“: ...stunning Golf R in white. Neighbour has one in a stunning blue... >> Stunning VW lead times... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Recorded footfall Monday v Sunday [confusing] >> Pointless retweet as no one understands it 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : House on a truck big boys Ikea. #Selfbuild >> Ok until an allen key missing. Bastards! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : didn't give u a completely unrealistic lead time did they? > Mine says "due to dealer 31/03/2015". Honest, see? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Order form from someone who makes missiles. Nice. ... on another note "PLEASE EXPEDITE" is a great phrase. I like using it on car dealers. 5 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR didn't give u a completely unrealistic lead time did they? A certain dealership not a million miles from you did to me 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Signed Order for an Evokki arrives :) Land Rover for breakfast. 5 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy News GUZZLE: New hope in Syria war, lah, says UN envoy #socialmedia 5 weeks ago Reply
thewolfe I just learned that is optimized for mobile. #MindBlown 5 weeks ago Reply
corilanigan Voted worlds worst website: #prayforling 5 weeks ago Reply
riley_macdon A great example to follow for modern web design techniques 5 weeks ago Reply
kerouanton : very funny! Run CatExplorer & look at "INTERWEBZ" bookmarks: worst websites ever done! LOL 5 weeks ago Reply
arnaudsoullie RT : is very funny, but its web bookmarks "INTERWEBZ" are just the worst websites ever done! LOL http://t… 5 weeks ago Reply
kerouanton is very funny, but its web bookmarks "INTERWEBZ" are just the worst websites ever done! LOL 5 weeks ago Reply
cathymcdonald_ hi this is Joel go to 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...Perhaps they don't know what a fag is over here in blighty? >> I think that is the case :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a Spanish linky, at the bottom of the first post :) Grassy Arse 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another linky from France. I thought they were all on strike this week? 5 weeks ago Reply
MrDivorceOnline Ling you are very naughty but I love you! Perhaps they don't know what a fag is over here in blighty? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice little link at the bottom of this forum. WARNING - stinks of garlic 5 weeks ago Reply
hover_lover There are no words to describe this awesomeness: 5 weeks ago Reply
randallbell RT : Well, just had a nice chat with American Hugh on my website: PDF - funny. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, just had a nice chat with American Hugh on my website: PDF - funny. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Us americans dont know either. >>> Refreshing. Maybe it is George Bush? Or the one with hair..? 5 weeks ago Reply
pest21500 Us americans dont know either. 5 weeks ago Reply
pest21500 Us american dont know either. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Americans have "thanksgiving". But I am never sure what they are giving "thanks" for... it's a complete mystery to me. 5 weeks ago Reply
pest21500 RT : NO EBOLA CARRIERS ON MY WEBSITE!!! GO AWAY!!! Please wear gloves when looking at VW Golfs. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If YOU are looking for a sick wine for ... >>> I class a sick wine, 3 bottles of any old plonk drunk in one session. Bleeurgh 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS NO EBOLA CARRIERS ON MY WEBSITE!!! GO AWAY!!! Please wear gloves when looking at VW Golfs. 5 weeks ago Reply
alevyCL ejemplo máximo de Good UX, lejos el mejor sitio web de Internet. 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : So far this month (Nov), I've had 26 spiders on my website. >> Had any parasites on your trilobites? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : So far this month (Nov), I've had 26 spiders on my web. >> Any ants in your pants? >> Got rats in my conservatory 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : So far this month (Nov), I've had 26 spiders on my website. >> Any ants in your pants? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far this month (Nov), I've had 26 spiders on my website. No one else in the motor trade ever knows when they have a spider. 5 weeks ago Reply
02jamie12 Hilarious shit 5 weeks ago Reply
darrell_wilson yeah - more of this : 5 weeks ago Reply
carbaggers he he they'll have seen somewhere close to 28000 customers though but as you know you've got to close the deals too 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Video of my latest office rebuild, adding 8 TVs -staff "LINGO-LIVE" system. Live customer communication, coming soon. 5 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch worse to look at or to make money from? It's a 'two fingers up' to the "norm". Many say WTF but it works! 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : RT : Is there a website worse than Ling's Cars? >>> Depends who's Annual Accounts you check. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is there a website worse than Ling's Cars? >>> Todd, Todd, Todd. 5 weeks ago Reply
MoodySlayerUK I often reply to them with the 'millionaire Ed' line to make a point about their class warfare bollocks. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's what Labour do, they always point out that Cameron and co are millionaires >> I see 5 weeks ago Reply
MoodySlayerUK It's what Labour do, they always point out that Cameron and co are millionaires that do not understand 'ordinary people' 5 weeks ago Reply
MoodySlayerUK Bcause people like Maguire try and make out that Ed Miliband is a guy brought up in a ghetto who clawed his way to the top. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How much did millionaire, Odd Ed >> Why is personal wealth relevant to anything? Do you get extra points for being skint? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Year to date invoicing is £27,000 up (on last year), to end of October. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : footfall into UK franchise dealers Sun V Sat -51% > Dealers may as well shut shop. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS LINGsCARS is the only UK new car website that features a live chicken. There are no red spider mites on me. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 4 new car deliveries today: Volvo XC60 to Kidderminster, Nissan Juke to Isleworth, Nissan Juke to Faversham, Toyota Aygo to Eastleigh. GO! 5 weeks ago Reply
_Chucho_ velo. Tu y tus retinas me lo agradecerán eternamente. 5 weeks ago Reply
Wilson_VargasM RT : Cada vez que voy a crear un nuevo website y no tengo inspiración, veo esto 5 weeks ago Reply
msanchezp11 Cada vez que voy a crear un nuevo website y no tengo inspiración, veo esto 5 weeks ago Reply
muygrafico best website design ever > cc 5 weeks ago Reply
RonieAlexander Ronie Alexander is out! Stories via 5 weeks ago Reply
SwanseaWatch News CROW: Swansea City 2-1 Arsenal: Source: --- Sunday, November 09, 2014News Ch... #Swans 5 weeks ago Reply
consentidos22 . ha leído nuestro #post ( ) y su respuesta ha sido: "grassy arse" (culo peludo). 5 weeks ago Reply
consentidos22 ha leído nuestro #post () y su respuesta ha sido: "grassy arse" (culo grasiento). 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Olvida todo lo aprendido sobre #diseñoweb y mira la locura de web de . 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another signed order arrives. This means I go into second week of Nov, £7k ahead of this date last year. On target for £76k this month... 5 weeks ago Reply
inventor_Artist This web site is so terrible I like it.... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I love your website. Hope everything is going well :-) peace >> Everything going brilliantly - thanks :) 5 weeks ago Reply
DevilzWork I love your website. Hope everything is going well :-) peace 5 weeks ago Reply
consentidos22 ¡Gracias a . por enseñarnos esta web tan loca! #marketing 5 weeks ago Reply
consentidos22 Olvida todo lo aprendido sobre #diseñoweb y mira la locura de web de . 5 weeks ago Reply
RotherhamRugby RT : My best RTs this week came from: #thankSAll via http://t.… 5 weeks ago Reply
RobinLuscombe My best RTs this week came from: #thankSAll via 5 weeks ago Reply
_jerky_boy f*ck okay 5 weeks ago Reply
moorecreativeco #DNNCON James shares a great exciting eyesore of fantastic UK design n the popular auto trader 5 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Change on the Nissan Juke (new shape) 6 weeks ago Reply
S_Dav RT : Is there a website worse than Ling's Cars? 6 weeks ago Reply
toddrlyons Is there a website worse than Ling's Cars? 6 weeks ago Reply
UkHour RT : Bottom feeder news: New Zealand 16-14 Province of Engrish running-dogs #socialmedia 6 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy Bottom feeder news: New Zealand 16-14 Province of Engrish running-dogs #socialmedia 6 weeks ago Reply
NWR91 is both the best and worst website ever 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nissan Qashqai customer: "... it is a pleasure to be dealing with real people and not some corporate, company bulls***!! " ....nice eh? 6 weeks ago Reply
marysalome Enjoy this chicken coourtesy of , supposedly one of the worst web sites ever. You be the judge! 6 weeks ago Reply
friske Trust in Ling for your car leasing and browser crashing needs! 6 weeks ago Reply
laiqqureshi BOP BOP NEWS: VIDEO: India is ‘back in investors’ gaze’ #india 6 weeks ago Reply
jearle everyone loves lingscars 6 weeks ago Reply
soapachu The worst website I've seen since the 90s. #myeyes 6 weeks ago Reply
RobinLuscombe RT : RT : Ling, ... don't tell em what they r doing wrong > You are like a beacon… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : First #Lexus Hybrid Taxi - Premiere for the #GS300h at the European Taxi fair > I think "minicab" is more appropriate? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : perfect for driving your Tesla 4x4 around then… ;) >> Mainly my little Honda 250 quaddo. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS All week... Jon, Ian and Clare have been coppicing at my farm. Have tons more logs, now. Plus dredging my high pond for the bloody goldfish. 6 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault perfect for driving your Tesla 4x4 around then… ;) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you have a farm? Awesome! >> No big animals, just chickens, dogs and bloody cats :) 6 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault you have a farm? Awesome! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have a meeting with and local councillors at 3.00 at my farm. A new initiative for my village. Very happy! 6 weeks ago Reply
DerventioSoft Does the cheap & nasty approach work with websites? Does it matter if it goes viral? #webdesign 6 weeks ago Reply
EirikGBerge Av og til handler design mer om å oppnå konvertering hos riktig målgruppe enn at det skal se fint ut 6 weeks ago Reply
AlexiaPikie Petit cours d'UX pour les débutants : #epilepsie 6 weeks ago Reply
EndikaVillasol RT : Esto es lo mejor que he visto en mucho tiempo: 6 weeks ago Reply
carlosredondo RT : Esto es lo mejor que he visto en mucho tiempo: 6 weeks ago Reply
wu Esto es lo mejor que he visto en mucho tiempo: 6 weeks ago Reply
laurenceveale 2 examples to illustrate UI versus UX: & - deliberately designed differently, both awesome UX 6 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce let's hope Janice Joplin is all taxed up 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New car deliveries (cont): Mitsubishi Outlander to Aberdeen, Ford Fiesta to Penicuik, Nissan Juke to Shipston on Stour, ... PHEW. Busy! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New car deliveries (cont): Fiat 500 to Colchester, VW Golf to Wadhurst, Nissan Juke to Newton Abbot, Seat Ibiza to Livingston (aiiii Scot!) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New car deliveries today: Volvo XC60 to Corby Glen, Volvo XC60 to London, Citroen C1 to Bristol, Ford Fiesta to Wakefield .. (cont) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wah... 11 new cars being delivered today. What can possibly go wrong? 9 different dealers doing the donkey work. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So... why do we have an electronic tax disc and a paper registration document? Makes no sense. No consistency. DVLA idiots. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh My God - DVLA has TWO choices for Mercedes cars ..."MERCEDES" or "MERCEDES BENZ". Use wrong one and DVLA can't find your car. Nuts. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : loving the rain for laying concrete foundations. Dry today for polishing 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just to confuse everyone, DVLA have changed the road tax expiry date from last day of month (old tax discs) to first day of next month (web) 6 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce loving the rain for laying concrete foundations. Dry today for polishing 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : they used to. It must be he austerity cuts. >> Heh :) Bloody DVLA. 6 weeks ago Reply
Hamstall they used to. It must be he austerity cuts. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : they tell you not to enter the spaces on the site. >> Where? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : they tell you not to enter the spaces on the site> a) they don't, b) they should simply strip spaces on data entry. 6 weeks ago Reply
Hamstall they tell you not to enter the spaces on the site. It's supposed to make it easier to read. 6 weeks ago Reply
dmpinder Well I found where I'm getting my next car from!!! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DVLA renew vehicle tax disc.. 16 digit number on V11 has spaces after every group of 4 digits, but if you enter the spaces, car "not found". 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Super selling day yesterday, over £5k GP. Today should be good, because rain means people stay inside and use PC more than usual. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nice to see Ling's Cars in there! - The ... digital psychology top ten countdown >> ta! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how young? Remember this trip to Amsterdam with lings cars? Xxx > You threw up ALL NIGHT + next day 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling, ... don't tell em what they r doing wrong > You are like a beacon in Leeds :) 6 weeks ago Reply
vivster81 WHY does Huntly need a website!! and it's not as AWESOME as this one! 6 weeks ago Reply
Clic4Change . Cuantas webs .es superan en carencia de usabilidad, estética y ausencia de jerarquía cromática a este ejemplo... … 6 weeks ago Reply
simonhix Haha, it happens a LOT. Then they 'teach' others apparently. 6 weeks ago Reply
mjballinger not all, just most. If only sold cars 6 weeks ago Reply
RobinLuscombe Ling, don't tar all wi same brush, & don't tell em what they r doing wrong, it gives us a chance 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is it me or are all main dealers shit? Call you back in 5 mins means ...... >> Indeed 6 weeks ago Reply
JC_UX is my new - thanks ! Course, crap doesn't mean that it isn't effective... 6 weeks ago Reply
tracyplayle I also disagree! I recently got a new car from these guys (gifs FTW): 6 weeks ago Reply
andygambles Is it me or are all main dealers shit? Call you back in 5 mins means ...... 6 weeks ago Reply
ryaninteractive Ling is my goto. Brace yourself >>> 6 weeks ago Reply