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TheNikkiG RT : Literally the best site on the Internet. (you may need sunglasses to view) 18 hours ago Reply
B_ISTO__ARS Hopefully the joke of will soon be laid to rest. 1 day ago Reply
andreacavellan The best site on the internet. Period. 1 day ago Reply
thelastofsim En Diseño de Interfaces Web nos han enseñado y creo que me he enamorado. 1 day ago Reply
lord_sward That's the voice of 'I told you so' 1 day ago Reply
CaynanSousa Today I found one of the most amazing web designs ever, so just sharing with you folks - #sarcasm 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great newspaper headline, bit old but good: "Pensioner’s huge cock in front garden is tourist attraction" 1 day ago Reply
Nemo_Findlay Quite possibly the greatest website ever known to man... 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS The joke of "building" MG cars at Longbridge is finally euthanised. I've always said it was utter nonsense, a PR stunt. 1 day ago Reply
GigaAluminio Entonces amarás esta página (peligro de sonido tho) 1 day ago Reply
Bolg_fm Охуенно жи 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS At 10p a visitor (as you are no Google AdWords), that's 37p I owe you. One of the visitors was clearly not all ther… 1 day ago Reply
gus_murray I think you owe me for all the traffic 2 days ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw True. Kit-loaded and exploiting desire for swift delivery. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok, I may apply. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is that a "terrifying weapons stash"? I have 3 knives and a small axe at home. No knuckleduster though. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've just found time to look at ex-demo Teslas. They are quite toppy. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul..or the "left" could simply do what you & I do - and do some hard work to earn their money which would go some… 2 days ago Reply
scatteredbrainV LOL it’s for a client of mine. I’ll give your method a try :D 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS "instrumentalizing"??? What the hell is that? Do you supply dictionaries with every Tweet? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think of a number, then double it and add a bit more for good luck. What kind of new car do you want? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I know. You used to go on and on and on and on and on when you last had a car from me. :) 2 days ago Reply
JulieJoyce I'm sure they could overlook that tiny detail...they don't seem to really have any requirements considering the ones running. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I was under the impression that you need to be American? Or Mexican? Or Canadian? Or something... 2 days ago Reply
JulieJoyce nothing would surprise me these days. You could beat him though! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Heh. Trump is gonna win, you know... I have been saying that since he announced his campaign. :) 2 days ago Reply
str0ud Get 'em Ling! 2 days ago Reply
JulieJoyce Ling, you should come to the US and run for President. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kashif, Kashif, Kashif... do you really want public humiliation and your keyboard up your arse? I'm being nice cos… 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey You are using my website in your presentation at #komfosummit ??? That will be $10,000 , thanks :) 2 days ago Reply
Kashology . Your website is awful. Just a horrible, horrible user experience. Please redesign to something mere mortals can work with. 2 days ago Reply
mlowenstein #komfosummit og har lige introduceret mig til verdens fedeste hjemmeside. 2 days ago Reply
jmunski Haha WTF is going on with this website and WTF is going on with its “View Source” Jeesh. 3 days ago Reply
The_Llara I think I did read that at the time. 3 days ago Reply
tdobson love ! Did you ever see its marketing breakdown? 3 days ago Reply
The_Llara I did NOT previously know about the source code thing. Currently giving me all the interwebz JOY. 3 days ago Reply
gill_mcgoldrick it sure seems that way 4 days ago Reply
OMontagnese RT : . You're welcome. 4 days ago Reply
alexglencross . You're welcome. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who (the f*ck) will want a Chevy (Vauxhall) Bolt, when they can have a Tesla Model 3? It's a matter of common sense. Who "WANTS" a GM-car? 4 days ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Why not get an ex-dem...? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tum te tum... it's been 6 months nearly since I put down the deposit for a Tesla Model 3. Had a card from Elon the other day. Still no date. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've asked my front end chap Daniel (Spaniard pfff) to add balloons to my cars. Need clever code. I need 10 bunches… 4 days ago Reply
robelsner I'm honestly amazed at the effort put in to this site: Thanks #DenverStartupWeek for showing it to me. 4 days ago Reply
specialistcars1 RT : I just don't think the manufacturers believe in thei… 4 days ago Reply
Carsalesmemesuk I just don't think the manufacturers believe in t… 4 days ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Fascinating. And worrying. #Chinese research lab hacks and controls #Tesla remotely... 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Whoa! Look how a Chinese research lab can hack and control a Tesla remotely. Stationary or moving. 4 days ago Reply
ovrplyd I can't believe someone sent me the print version of and expected me to just deal with it 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I mean THIS IS A SERIOUS POINT... Why don't car dealer websites have bunting, balloons, DIY price signs & all the c… 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Balloons? Do you think I am a used car dealer or something. I tried bunting on my website, but it made it look chea… 4 days ago Reply
AndyLycett Use cardboard cut outs of famous cats....err..top cat...etc 4 days ago Reply
Carsalesmemesuk Have you tried distracting the Cats with balloons? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am adding more live cats to my website but can't make them all face the same way at the same time... FAIL MY OWN… 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS No need to translate to Spanish. My front end dev is Spanish. He says just add an "o" on the end. Easyo! 4 days ago Reply
Salme92 when you go to translate the website to Spanish? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Exterminate! 4 days ago Reply
Rikki_Sixx Lings talk at Handheld Conf (RIP) a few years ago was genuinely great 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have one as big as that in my office :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I love you, too :) Moi moi. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have I broken something??? :) 4 days ago Reply
lalonguecarabin RT : El mejor descubrimiento del día: ¿Para qué cambiar el diseño si siguen triunfando? #ActivateValen… 4 days ago Reply
ddavisonwebdev I love this site so much 4 days ago Reply
Amparo_Soria El mejor descubrimiento del día: ¿Para qué cambiar el diseño si siguen triunfando? #ActivateValencia #ActivateGoogle 4 days ago Reply
leedstestconf RT : shout out at #testingatelier 4 days ago Reply
Gem_Hill shout out at #testingatelier 4 days ago Reply
juliefernanda well… #activatevalencia 4 days ago Reply
downcastsystems My new favorite website! 5 days ago Reply
SohoChoc Oh...My...God ! Webdesign of the year \o/ [epilectics unsafe] 5 days ago Reply
shainmcalindon Thanks for the advice Ling, I'll put it on the back log 5 days ago Reply
phyrodite You (and your website) are a legend tho. Love your work :) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have asked not to publicise my website. It just attracts floods of lobotomised iiiidiots. :) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS do NOT publicise my website, thanks. I have real problem with floods of idiots taking my time, ta. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey hey, if you're a "Senior UX Designer at Maplin Electronics" for God's sake ditch grey text and go BLACKKKK :) 6 days ago Reply
shainmcalindon Ling's Cars, so bad, it's good! 1 week ago Reply
teethinthedark Leading in the design space: "If only there were more cats and dogs involved..." - Coworker :) 1 week ago Reply
ThomasRushton You had me worried. I thought had disappeared... Fortunately(?) it hasn't. Eyewatering. 1 week ago Reply
mooimerk Op vrijdag moet dit kunnen... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS If people do something to get sponsorship for charity... why not do something USEFUL? Like weeding OAPs gardens, instead of a free holiday? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paying tax is fine. But subsidising workshy idiots to have plasma TVs, pizza, fags, beer. That's what winds me up. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, I *like* paying tax. Someone has to pay for society stuff. Makes life better. But, what it's spent on..GRRR 1 week ago Reply
CheekyBoinc Beste Internetseite der Welt! Hier gibt es überall etwas zu entdecken. 1 week ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Not sure I'd look good in Lycra 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you were a cyclist instead of a biker you could be DOUBLE (or even treble) sanctimonious...is lycra worth a shot? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS No problem, thanks for offer. XXX If you need any content for your homepage, I'm also here to help :) 1 week ago Reply
JimCallender thanks for taking time to provide feedback x let me know if you need any help! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My first value is "to make as much money as I can" as without that, everything else is bullshit. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, I also like your "values" page due to the funny values. I'll add "values" to my website. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Having said all that, it's not about Pingdom scores. It's about lovely customers and £££££s in the (my) bank. Heh. 1 week ago Reply
JimCallender Kudos ! Ahead of the game as usual ;) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I *LOVE* use of irony "We create and build exciting experiences for all web users" on :))) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jim, you should also note that I get a "B" whereas YOUR website gets a "C" :) hehehe. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I get a "B", but The Sun gets a "D". I win. Plus, my website is not full of bullshit. :) 1 week ago Reply
JimCallender 717 file requests for new homepage - the new of online news! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Alfa workers are still bottling the Lambrini... the Jag workers seem to be building cars. 1 week ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs I'm on my second Giulietta while waiting for the Giulia. Probably a Jaguar XE next. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, one of my favourite truisms is: "IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, DON'T BUY AN ALFA". However, they've got character. 1 week ago Reply
ChapFromStaffs It is the slowest car launch I have ever experienced. By the time I can get one I'll be bored of them. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS They are built by out of work grape pickers. Yours must have been built BEFORE they drank the wine. :) Lucky. 1 week ago Reply
angievoluti That's funny. I've had Alfas for the last 22 years and only twice been let down. A split pipe and driving into a flood 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS However, we all know it will break down and throw faults, endlessly. Buy the Merc, if it's your own money. 1 week ago Reply
lakey It's called the Make Even More Money Test. : ) 1 week ago Reply
yesweneed Ihr braucht ein Auto? #crazy #web 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is that called the Daz test? 1 week ago Reply
lakey I will A/B test this font! And then maybe you can let me finally A/B test your website with a cleaner design... ; ) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha. I would prefer to use KABEL ULTRA, even better KABUL ULTRA. That's the font on those church protest signs 1 week ago Reply
lakey Design approach aside, I couldn't afford you Ling! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmmm, not me, then? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Honda, there's nothing appealing about "raw race car". Who drives like that? There are children & pedestrians about. 1 week ago Reply
robertoestivill RT : #bestUXever #customerIsKing via 1 week ago Reply
brunoacpires #bestUXever #customerIsKing via 1 week ago Reply
beetle001 If you're looking for a new car... Ling can help.. That website design tho... 1 week ago Reply
falvarez MIS HOGOS!!! 1 week ago Reply
RalyeLm Mejor página jamás creada 1 week ago Reply
AlexDC12 I'll have him! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm afraid that Herr Junkers threatening the UK, while bitch-slapping a dysfunctional EU, isn't worth watching. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Those evil bloody postmen. If you see one wearing a Ling badge, it must be the one I sent to you :) 1 week ago Reply
AlexDC12 I haven't received my badges or my noodles that I won months ago! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Herr Junkers: Stop with the "threats" to the UK over #Brexit. fuc* off. The more you open your mouth, the angrier it makes me. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'll pimp it: Nice Mk5 Golf TDI here on eBay. Near Ely. Someone please buy it, so I get another customer :) 1 week ago Reply
conrjac just need to sell my old car before I order my new one from you! 1 week ago Reply
360designer my tweet was a kind of parody for the design industry to be read in between the lines. Please have mercy on your visitors 1 week ago Reply
kmart99 nice website!!! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS You're from Fuku-oka with 1 follower, and your product is called SOD-1? Hm, I think you need to repackage in English 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cristian, thanks so much. Happy to give inspiration. There should be more excitement on the web. 1 week ago Reply
MadsEmiil It's official, this company won making websites. 1 week ago Reply
CodeSkills Half expected to demo . It's awesome 1 week ago Reply
gysellcobos ¡Entrar a esta web ya! No es spam, lo juro. 1 week ago Reply
lysnths Still one of the best websites in the www (Also check out the view-source!) 1 week ago Reply
opt_Slals #webdesign #ux #nicestuff 1 week ago Reply
360designer When one needs #inspiration for #bolder and #bigger design 1 week ago Reply
JirosWorld De lelijkste website van het jaar is gevonden, kijk niet (en zet je geluid uit + al je andere zintuigen): #webdesign 1 week ago Reply
Starlightx01 Today, I learned about the existence of this lovely website. Amazing. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, that was back in 2008... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS William, you are in London, I am in Gateshead. Actually, I am overstaffed at the moment :) 1 week ago Reply
AlexLittleDice And I don't have a telly so missed Dragon's Den ;) 1 week ago Reply
willddddd I wish I had the skills to copy your website .... Infact, are you looking for students? 1 week ago Reply
Stealthbird97 I liked a video Ling V vs. Duncan Bannatyne (Dragon Den How To Win In The Den) LINGsCARS - full 1 week ago Reply
leejackson So true the videos are amazing!! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's because you are in London, and London is a little self-contained World :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, a UX student. You can copy my website if you want, for your exams. :) 1 week ago Reply
tdobson and even Ling knows to say no to carousels! 1 week ago Reply
AlexLittleDice She's so impressive! 1 week ago Reply
tdobson great isn't it! And 100% serious. is the real deal. And it works: 1 week ago Reply
AlexLittleDice How have I only just seen this website? Amazing. 1 week ago Reply
yetanotherchris Best GIF site I've seen for a while: 1 week ago Reply
willddddd great website, I'm duly impressed 1 week ago Reply
Aztek_Blind Эпический сайт. Осторожно, можно словать бэд. 1 week ago Reply
caligostoloboto extremely cursed 1 week ago Reply
rhyolight RT : I can’t stop visiting this site: PLEASE - SOMEONE COVER MY EYES - I CAN’T LOOK AWAY… 1 week ago Reply
Fyrirgefdu is such an amazing website 1 week ago Reply
JoshuaToenyes Absolute best website ever: #ux #ui 1 week ago Reply
linzjocrenshaw Knocking LingsCars! Hahahaha! They make a ton of money though, sooo... 2 weeks ago Reply
Acap42 Oh my Jesus. really does have the #BestFAQsSectionInTheWorld. CRYING 2 weeks ago Reply
Pocivasek The best FAQ in the world 2 weeks ago Reply
scottdavis99 I can’t stop visiting this site: PLEASE - SOMEONE COVER MY EYES - I CAN’T LOOK AWAY… 2 weeks ago Reply
GagaMandic Inspirisani :) #worstWebsiteEver Omiljeni mi iz pomenute kategorije: 2 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi again. I can see you’ve been contacted by a fake Twitter account claiming to be us. (1/2) ^SH 2 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank May I ask if you’ve clicked the link & provided any personal details? (2/2) ^SH 2 weeks ago Reply
bec every few years I like to look at to remind myself I'm good at my job. Have a soft spot for 2 weeks ago Reply
dffmonolith Excellent read on reducing cognitive overload in interfaces: Worth it for LingsCars alone! :) 2 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke Have you ever wondered what the customer portal for looks like? You know, Mrs ? 2 weeks ago Reply
GDCABsouth What do you think of the design of ? Have you ever viewed the source? #webdesign 2 weeks ago Reply
stratospher_es OK, wow... is a saucerful of secrets. Funny, wrapped in crazy, shrouded in nutty. Love it. 2 weeks ago Reply
kateaspencer Wah!! has beaten me at her new game 2 weeks ago Reply
jameswilliams Is this the best/worst website in the world? #myEyes 2 weeks ago Reply
juniperusabina ААААААА 2 weeks ago Reply
KCaimo Reducing Cognitive Overload For A Better User Experience #ux Friday joke: 2 weeks ago Reply
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RobBootle ARGH! MY EYES!!!! >>> 2 weeks ago Reply
Acap42 This is the best worst website on the planet. Click this link and you'll never be the same. 2 weeks ago Reply
GombocJanja Navodila: Zajemi sapo. Pokrij si en uč, na drugega miži. Pokrij si usta, da ne bodo slišali kričanja. Klikni: 2 weeks ago Reply
TalkToPeak Because it's still standing and still working! We miss thousands of animated gifs on websites :D 2 weeks ago Reply
kyloma "[Ling is a] Highly Approved Trader. She has the HAT award." #wtf #design #omg 2 weeks ago Reply
Ignaciotabo Vamos a alquilar un coche 2 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS True. But occasionally (Citroen Finance comes to mind) they can use it as income-generator for stupid nitshit 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Heaven knows what they see as a problem. Ho hum... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, my point always was customers should see it (the BVRLA wear/tear) as it's industry standard. But they say NO! 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Most customers will 'tidy things up' naturally without knowing the official rules. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I must say, I send my own car to a bodyshop for recon 2 weeks before it goes back. I have never had a re-charge. 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Not like you to be making enemies... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think the legal guy Jay whatever was a bit nasty. They hated me back in the day because I called them out. 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Still a point rarely if ever raised by customers. They know intuitively what good looks like 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG You'd think they'd be happy to be promoted with a suitable credit. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, some iiiiidiot has added me as "famous alumini" at Chengdu No7 school: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Shit, hahahaha. Now I will be in trouble when I go back to Chengdu :) They don't regard me as suitable alumini 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Remarkably, the BVRLA threatened legal action if I show customers the BVRLA wear and tear guide (industry standard) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *my* wear & tear guide. But the BVRLA don't allow me to show people theirs (claim copyright) 2 weeks ago Reply
andyredfern They even added your message as the citation :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
andyredfern looks like someone has ;-) 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG We agree 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unless we are all average...and who wants to be average. People need to aspire to *something* and money isn't bad... 2 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Not to mention regardless of the number there will always be above & below average...whatever it may be. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I was not a good pupil. I hated school and refused to do the compulsory morning exercises. That's bad in China. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Air China magazine, recently... hmmm. 2 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus how come you're not listed in the famous alumni section? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, someone needs to edit the Wiki page for me... 2 weeks ago Reply
andyredfern disappointed to see you are not listed among the famous alumni 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I went to School No7 in Chengdu. It is considered as the top high school in Sichuan Province 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's a coding issue. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A business account. Your software is broken... using the "back" browser button works *sometimes* and not other times 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you are south-east centric and ignore people living in the West of Scotland, that might be true... 2 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus seems is in the lower than average category when it comes to statistics! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Plus if people earning less than average didn't spend so much on beer, fags, plasmas and pizza, they might be richer 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anyway... a) being richer than "average" is GOOD. b) earning less than average gives people something to aspire to. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sheesh. To have an average (unless everyone earns exactly the same - which is daft) means some *HAVE* to be below. 2 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi, I'm GC. Just to clarify, is this regarding a business, or personal account? 2 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBankTC Alright Ling, Please Visit to re-verify and re-validate your account before making your transaction again 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey I can't make a payment. Repeated errors: "..there has been a technical problem. This transaction has not been completed." 2 weeks ago Reply
Corr_Associates Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS True, but why let the truth get in the way of a funny signature :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't do Jesus... I am Chinese, not Catholic :) Donkey shite. 2 weeks ago Reply
fabkos danke für den Link zu - mir fehlt ja nur ein tanzender Jesus oben rechts... 2 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk she's not that new though?! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ... they jump on the SUV mediocre theme. When will Alfa learn how to make it work? Build delightful cars, reliably. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Alfa Romeo SUV" ... that's an oxymoron, if it doesn't break down first. Instead of building delightful fast cars... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS sales.com :) 2 weeks ago Reply
facetious101 ok what's your number or e mail ! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have an Audi A4 Avant 2.0 TDI Ultra 16v (150bhp) Sport Estate 5dr 1968cc (Manual) in Glacier white for £299 on 3+23. In stock, ready 2 go. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . Part2. You waste £££s: "This proposal is to replace these orders with a PSPO that will have substantially the same effect" 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . This is where councils waste £££s: "Northumberland County Council introduced 4 dog control orders in 2011" ...wait for pt2 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . SAFETY ADVICE: Please observe the correct handling technique for chainsaws. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I really would like to supply an appropriate free dog, to go with each new lease car. Is that possible? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS April 1st ALREADY? Why protect stupid people from themselves? You advise calling 999 while... being sucked under??? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . SAFETY ADVICE: Pepper spray is dangerous. Substitute with Cilit Bang for self defence. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . SAFETY ADVICE: Using home-made DIY speed traps are not recommended in Scotland. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . SAFETY ADVICE: Avoid confrontation! Don't wear provocative wraps in Scotland, in public 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . SAFETY ADVICE: Cut down on wearing feathered boa's in public! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . SAFETY ADVICE: Avoid mad Chinese women with sledgehammers 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh dear, a customer is verry offended because Rosie's signature says "I'm new, please don't hit me" 2 weeks ago Reply
alastair_gill it's not the fact they make excruciatingly dull cars would be my guess. They make Honda and Toyota look sexy 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hope everything Ok with KL281... they've just set off. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look forward to helping you! :) Bribes often help find cars, so send wine and chocs before you begin :) 2 weeks ago Reply
smartcommsglos ..... I will be looking soon for so will check out Lings. Thanks Marcus! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, I wanted it to be "mobile-explosive", not "adaptive" :( 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta! Why are you amazed? 2 weeks ago Reply
linaisamoon Haha I'll be sure to mention it to the prof :) Your site's mobile adaptive and that's more than quite a few other sites can say! 2 weeks ago Reply
TalkToPeak Hey ! We saw you back in 2013 at the Handheld Conference. Amazing to see that glorious website of yours still standing! :D 2 weeks ago Reply
JBAEdmonds August figures always rubbish though, wait until Sept before making judgements, data far more representative then 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Shows the spite & shallow minds of some Remain voters. There are shallow ppl in "leave" too. But this one gets gold 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anything is possible, if you are positive. EU cooperation can be good. But leaving the EU means moaners will moan. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Volkswagen is *DA BIG LOSER* losing 25% of UK market share, nearly 2000 fewer cars registered in August 2016 over August 2015 #VWcheatdevice 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mitsubishi’s crisis deepened following its fuel economy scandal, with a 39% shrinkage in UK August '16 registrations compared to August 2015 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS August’s "whole UK" registrations grew by 3.3% compared with the same month in 2015. Stuff that in your pipe. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
AliHawke One of the most bizarre 404 pages I've ever seen #qaproblems 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Even though I own trademark for LINGsCARS in Automotive, I don't object to this very good Honda business trading :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why "what not to do?". Surely your students want to make money? ...If so, do what I do, not what you say :) 2 weeks ago Reply
olli_kahn красивий дизайн. 2 weeks ago Reply
enginbozaci Bu ise mest ediyor beni: :) 2 weeks ago Reply
oliviarobins10 RT : Shown in my digital marketing class as an example of what not to do. It is glorious and I love it (warning: sound) https:/… 2 weeks ago Reply
linaisamoon Shown in my digital marketing class as an example of what not to do. It is glorious and I love it (warning: sound) 2 weeks ago Reply
TalhaMir7 I meant no offense! hahah Figured your 'flashflashflash' website would scare people off nowadays. You do you gurl 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some people just really, REALLY, don't want the UK to succeed, eh? Well fer-fer-fer-fe-fe-fuc* them. #Brexit stutter 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe you should have listened a bit more carefully to your BTEC Business tutor? :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I still exist because I give great service, brill prices, plus a bit of funny and emotion. Why be surprised at that? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, you will be wanting to DDOS my website, that's why you found it :) Every day I get attacks from Russia.... true 2 weeks ago Reply
shewrote challenge accepted 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Spasiba again! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Spasiba! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta! I will be back in Oslo around 16th Oct. That's how long it takes to save the money for another bottle of beer :) 2 weeks ago Reply
shewrote haha - we loved it anyway! :D 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does *NO* nationality except the British and Norwegians have a sense of humour these days? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, and I insult Russians and Americans. Most important that. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...avoid watching my talk if you are one of those professionally outraged kind of assholes who plague Twitter. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Please note my Oslo talk insults EU, French, Germans, Spanish, Turks, Norwegians, Bosnians, and Irish. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My Oslo talk featured the use of LIVE ANIMALS in WEBSITES, and also the successful UK BREXIT campaign. Remainers pah 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, my Oslo talk is live on the Interesting Day website ... I have been invited back to Oslo, soon! 2 weeks ago Reply
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cancel_sunrise Я не знаю, как я попала на этот сайт , это что-то с чем-то))) 3 weeks ago Reply
kates_road ты просто не шаришь в дизайне... 3 weeks ago Reply
grankin_ Web-дизайн года. 3 weeks ago Reply
DeltadanChief Лучший на планете дизайн сайта (нет): 3 weeks ago Reply
sasha_racoon Это просто пиздец. 3 weeks ago Reply
PhilipMunro Proof you can be both proper funny, and a successful business - website of is awesome - easter egg in the source code too! 3 weeks ago Reply
ridederty The latest The Derty Chronicles! Thanks to 3 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk I think it will be the same platform as the VW Touareg. Strongly interested though 3 weeks ago Reply
UXReviewer RT : Don't be afraid to stand out in #design. There's nothing wrong to be different. Just don't over do it #UX https:… 3 weeks ago Reply
DanesBrains RT : Don't be afraid to stand out in #design. There's nothing wrong to be different. Just don't over do it #UX https:… 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Is that Kodiaq basically an Audi Q5 underneath? Looks like it to me. In which case, great. God knows deals at the mo 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thx! If you're suggesting I'm over doing it, you can check my bank balance and see if I'm over doing that, too :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed :) Concentration is my middle name, hahaha 3 weeks ago Reply
verysoftware RT : Don't be afraid to stand out in #design. There's nothing wrong to be different. Just don't over do it #UX https:… 3 weeks ago Reply
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UXReviewer Don't be afraid to stand out in #design. There's nothing wrong to be different. Just don't over do it #UX 3 weeks ago Reply
BCDDigital A friend of ours brought this too our attention recently, We hope this is a joke! anyone get anything worse? 3 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk will keep an eye out for this, definitely interested if the price is right 3 weeks ago Reply
laptop_power you just need to concentrate on my October delivery ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
ZanderMander95 New Webcams?! I NEED to check this out! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far, 16071 vies on my new, better, faster, brighter webcams 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why would you turn down your volume? My karaoke songs are superb. Art. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Instead of a weak rehash of a few sentences and poor scans with semi-text, why not simply link to the original text? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Daily Mail story on my old London Bus tomorrow. Here's some links 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Close, heh :) 3 weeks ago Reply
delboy1978uk There's a difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit. 3 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR you're thinking 'get me in the cabinet - these clowns are just messing around' aren't you 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BBC: #Fiat to sell old car production line to North Korea - - DPRK News Service announce new "workers" car model launch, the "KIM JONG UNO" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Every time I see one of your negative anti-#Brexit ranty spitty tweets, you *MUST* know what I'm thinking... :) 3 weeks ago Reply
WillPPritchard Or a very small room. 3 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell Space Exploration Technologies Corporation (Space X) is a different company than Tesla 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS O'k. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jared, that's pretentious claptrap. 3 weeks ago Reply
AngryBritain My bad ... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Critics of your grammar just exploded, because you don't know how to use apostrophes. Elon hates poor grammar. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Surely everyone knows you need https? It costs virtually nothing. Are *REALLY* that daft? I'm amazed. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Despite #Brexit ... that's great news! 3 weeks ago Reply
prplps Why have I only now learned of existence. I am finally complete! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yaaaahhhh! First new car order in September arrives - a new Citroen DS3. Just another 100+ to go, for this month. Come on, come on... 3 weeks ago Reply
RoneyThomas_ I liked a video LINGsCARS FAQ - 46 Webpage security 3 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk yes we are waiting for ours! 3 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : Fantastische graphics, branding & UX design op "UK's Favorite Car Leasing Website". #webdesign… 3 weeks ago Reply
andreaop_ux Nothing will ever beat Warning: turn down your volume before you click on that link. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb! 3 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR had my best month ever also 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Robert, my invoicing (new car deliveries) up £18k this month, over August last year. Sales orders also up. #Brexit 3 weeks ago Reply
olgarusu A partir del lunes quiero ser como esta mujer. O a partir de esta tarde. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have 472 customers in my LINGO system, in the process of getting new cars, currently undelivered.... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far, I have 48 new car deliveries already arranged for September 2016. Busy busy. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My invoicing for August 2016 is £18,000 *UP* on August 2015. Another #Brexit win 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For August 2016, my signed orders for new cars are UP on 2015. That can be shoved up the arse of the anti-#Brexit mob. 3 weeks ago Reply
SpawnRu Офигенский сайт! Буду клиентам показывать :) 3 weeks ago Reply
garlicandginger Fantastische graphics, branding & UX design op "UK's Favorite Car Leasing Website". #webdesign #marketing #uxdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
HimanshuRoh This is a goldmine! - 3 weeks ago Reply
RobmanCartoons in case you get curious . It's the weirdest shit ever seen. 3 weeks ago Reply
AliasKikesin Ya quiero que mi blog se vea tan pacífico y minimalista como la de 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed, I apologise for everything being upside-down. 3 weeks ago Reply
aileron1156 I like your website =) Too bad I'm in Australia 3 weeks ago Reply
sherminwu Every UI designer's dream: 3 weeks ago Reply
Churipapiau RT : And the UX design award goes to: 3 weeks ago Reply
MetalSharkPEEPO RT : what the *uck is this website even 3 weeks ago Reply
ExTheMan what the f*ck is this website even 3 weeks ago Reply
elorz007 And the UX design award goes to: 3 weeks ago Reply
BrianRushUX Best #UI ever? 3 weeks ago Reply
Delowadesign we love this woman 4 weeks ago Reply
IngWARP Nästa gång ni ska leasa en bil 4 weeks ago Reply
Mmoorman it hurts my eyes 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thank you very very very much :) No bloody car advertising shite, here, heh. 4 weeks ago Reply
alclarkeltd I'm one of 5k+ followers of - never a dull tweet. #ff 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Heh, a boiler salesman now. Your Lordship's talents are endless. When can you come round to fit it? 4 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Due to the unrealistically high-quality forced-child-labour Kazakhstan cotton,=$50USD each. Think of the children. 4 weeks ago Reply
Smcspeedy LING. HOW can I get a Tshirt from you!??!?! WITHOUT WINNING YOUR GAME GAHHHH. I'll buy it. Plz. plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz 4 weeks ago Reply
QuantumOverlord I've always found it rather quiet, certainly a change from Heathrow or Gatwick. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Surprised London City is so far down the list... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This would SO RUIN your wedding day, wouldn't it??? Subverting your day to two C-List celebs. WTF? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's really annoying when you Tweet and link to subscription-only content. Just makes me (and others) go GRRRRRR... 4 weeks ago Reply
michalsen worlds greatest website. drop mic. 4 weeks ago Reply
JulieJoyce RT : "Lawnmower prompts Northern Lights alert" ...superb. This is why I love the UK. Brilliant! https://t… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Lawnmower prompts Northern Lights alert" ...superb. This is why I love the UK. Brilliant! 4 weeks ago Reply
randallbell holiday! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you taking holiday, or are you "sick"? :) 4 weeks ago Reply
cruzzerrs sick ass cars 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 except its not post brexit! 4 weeks ago Reply
easy_prism (although I've not actually come across many car leasing websites so I'm not sure what the competitions like. It still rocks tho) 4 weeks ago Reply
easy_prism Aw, sorry, I'll stop then. I was only doing it because your website is the best car leasing website I've ever come across 4 weeks ago Reply
selincroblog Another failing British retail business 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This month on target to finish on Gross Profit of circa £70,000. The sun is shining, post-#Brexit. 4 weeks ago Reply
blue_traveler RT : , dive in, please: 4 weeks ago Reply
SanNuvola RT : , dive in, please: 4 weeks ago Reply
Tysh1968 , dive in, please: 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS badges... depends where you are. I tend to be mean about sending many around the globe. 4 weeks ago Reply
SHUFFY_YT Hello Ling, First of just wanted to say you have the best website. But I have a question. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse, as my Spanish front end chap often says. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You Devs and Front End people seem to want to boredom-down the web. Get a bit of life in your work. :) Add energy. 4 weeks ago Reply
selincroblog I'd like to read that but they blocked me for making that point 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. I have Russian hackers constantly stealing things, from my website. Last week they stole Fang my guard dog. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Damn you. My website is not for Tweeting; just for making money. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't suggest that anyone who lived in the former British Empire doesn't have a sense of humour (as you don't). Nit. 4 weeks ago Reply
limegreen83 It is not a funny matter to me or anyone who have dependents who lived in the British Empire. Go away. 4 weeks ago Reply
invisibleloop this may hurt your eyes 4 weeks ago Reply
ardentghost Do not click this 4 weeks ago Reply
tonydew I thought he was talking about & mistaking ‘seizure’ for ‘mid-life crisis.’ But yeah, damn! 4 weeks ago Reply
wjanthony That is the perfect case study. #everythingfirst #design 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New Paypal T&Cs "In representations to your customers or in public comms you shall not mischaracterise/disparage PayPal as a payment method" 4 weeks ago Reply
jimwyse Have you not witnessed 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Because it was, **clearly**, a joke. And a funny one. You are professionally outraged. Please stop the faux-upset. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You sell cars for more, too: £6,999 ... christ, for an F reg 190? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's the tweet. For reference. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, fantastic reply to the tweet. People moaning are the "professionally outraged". Funny. 4 weeks ago Reply
davelorrez LOL :) 4 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Not deserved currently after that. All fixed and updated now… Phew. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jamie, new chocolate and cake in the office if you ever decide to turn up. 4 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Making things a lot worse first just to justify my job. Don’t look. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dave, keep refreshing CTRL+F5 as Jamie is doing it now. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 30 second response... TOO SLOW! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "spot on assistance from your team with my never ending questions today!" That's Lily I got her chocs 4 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Hadn’t spotted that one - sorting now :( 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jamie, sort this out!!! Damn you. £85m in 2015. ... thanks Dave 4 weeks ago Reply
beesman wow! It’s right up there with 4 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 spot on assistance from your team with my never ending questions today! 4 weeks ago Reply
davelorrez where's the update ;) ? 4 weeks ago Reply
drgs100 Not the only consequence. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ... on the back of an AA truck? Or were you just lucky? :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Merkel welcomes 1 million poor refugees to Germany. Consequence: GERMANS URGED TO STOCKPILE FOOD AND WATER IN READINESS FOR TERROR ATTACKS 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new car sales continue upwards. Very nearly on £50,000 Gross profit for this month (so far)... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In The Future, I Predict All Words (And Worlds) Will Be Capitalised. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oslo Business Region found some very cheap flights to Oslo, but involves me magically teleporting to AMS Schipol to start my journey. Hmm... 4 weeks ago Reply
drgs100 Just doing my bit. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Glad to see lunacy in action. 4 weeks ago Reply
drgs100 Currently working on the Picardicon (just need to turn the D around). 4 weeks ago Reply
drgs100 Not just the {{{:-[ also the Geordicon! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You invent the Worficon, yet say "eh?" - ????? :) 4 weeks ago Reply
algernonsflower а как вам такое? самый продающий сайт Великобритании, между прочим) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some REVIEW sites are clearly dodgy. I called out one that Umesh is on (genuinely), that promotes its own garage... 4 weeks ago Reply
drgs100 Eh? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe has a view on how much GOD hated Team GB wins at Rio? If the Archbishop won't invoke da boss? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmm, so "God" didn't influence these results? Yet he can make plants grow and create Ebola? Maybe God supports USA? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...I use these audios in my office, it is far better than screen alerts. You instinctively know what's happening. Sound socket. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hi, seen the BBC, following you. Like new ideas. Consider using sounds (short music bursts) for alerts things happening. I... 4 weeks ago Reply
bellethebanana seeing all of these ugly, outdated websites reminds me of the time #KodeWithKlossy had to experience 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR well we're neither of us, how can I put this, particularly conventional people 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR I am - it's why I went solo! A handful of nice clients & lots of sunshine 4 weeks ago Reply
Berlinnmel Дизайн года блять... Где купить новые глаза? 4 weeks ago Reply
ItsAshG New fave web page. THIS CHINESE IS GOING PLACES! 4 weeks ago Reply
selincroblog that's not very, how can I put this? Client or market friendly. 4 weeks ago Reply
evil_gnome heh heh heh 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is the type of thing that makes #brexit people sing hallelujah - the EU fools cannot see how stupid they look. 4 weeks ago Reply
RodJones18 Ling, spot on. Remoaners. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Agree with that. You still in France? My God, what long holidays you have. Lucky you. 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR only when those clowns in Westminster work out what it means & how to do it 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR nah. Because it means I'm independent of control. Rather like you 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, "we're all going to Brexit, we're all going to Brexit, la, la, la" for one thing... :) 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR how exactly have times changed, Simon? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, we follow each other :) Correct. You need to remove that "independent journalist" in your bio, Mr EU, heh. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, his profile says "Independent journalist", but he is self-declared pro-EU proselytiser. How independent's that? 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR no Ling (or John) we follow each other. And you're acting like a half-wit referendum troll. Is all 4 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus but "fish and chippy populism" that's real sneery! In my day PR folk were urbane and unruffled. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS He's angry, mainly cos most people didn't listen to him, about #Brexit. He's willing disaster to PROVE he was right. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hang on errr... **YOU FOLLOW ME** . Thinks... Hmm... I think I will bang my head on a brick wall instead. 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR how about you stop tagging me, uninvited, with your fish n chippy populist claptrap. 4 weeks ago Reply
selincroblog it's the same all over the world 4 weeks ago Reply
selincroblog not at all but as I say best to say you are on holiday! Avoid questions 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure Having to lie to get past petty bureaucrats simply hides the terrible state of the nation. 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure That the Border Stazi got it wrong, & then threw her out is a wrong against her. 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure You miss the point. The website guidance clearly stated she was fine with what she said. 4 weeks ago Reply
Bigbustycoon RT : Guy has brought his 2 small nazi dogs into the office, and they keep pissing on the floor. Dog pic from my Oslo talk https:/… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Guy has brought his 2 small nazi dogs into the office, and they keep pissing on the floor. Dog pic from my Oslo talk 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It means "fat hairy cat". Delicious when boiled. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Most don't apply. They get into Shengen, and aim like bullets for either Sweden, Germany, & (via) France to the UK. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey you need to rename PACT. Ask 100 random people in the street, only 1 will know what it means. SAFA Stay away from acronyms 4 weeks ago Reply
lesvcampbell RT : I think Ling & John Valentine want some publicity for their car lease deals. Happy to oblige. 4 weeks ago Reply
selincroblog It's laughable as is the amount of people who think producing this is a good use of their money! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is ridiculous... a politco/trade bloc wins Rio? Which country within EU did best? Oh, yeah, and we're leaving.. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you sure it's nothing to do with the cars being a bit shit? 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure See, sometimes it's just sarcasm, right Ling? 4 weeks ago Reply
selincroblog the point being if she said she was on a holiday she'd have waltzed through immigration 4 weeks ago Reply
selincroblog you miss the point which related to visas not to expenses! 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure Tax man frowns on claiming business expenses for holidays, at least in the UK. Car use, etc 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure This would be the other way around. She was here on nominal business, so that was declared. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The public relations etiquette of denial... 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR thank you for your latest stupid comment 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I'm sure the success is *VERY* concerning. 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR I think Ling & John Valentine want some publicity for their car lease deals. Happy to oblige. 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR Ling & John Valentine, I am more concerned with the diversion of resource to achieving an idiotic conceit 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dan, anit-Brexit moaners will continue their negative stuff. Desperate for failure, so they can claim "told you so" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, it is aspirin replacement therapy :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wow, thanks so much for the Tweet! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
selincroblog indeed. I've taken many a 'holiday' whilst on business 4 weeks ago Reply
ealeshin The site is cool even without doping =) Is it neuromarketing? 4 weeks ago Reply
hardi_sam Just bought a #car online from . Hello fun #digital. Bye bye painful #sales patter #happymonday 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 theres no way theyll aim for GE just as UK exiting EU. So if not Jan17 for art50 Brexit not intil 2021 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 yes steady hand goving brexit a wide berth! Whats latest date to even start? Feb 2017 ,.May , , June.! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Labour infighting. A good job the Tories have a steady hand on the tiller and Rome is not burning. UK is doing good. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...but the whole point is: It's in the UK Government hands now. Not the EU's hands. That is a GOOD thing. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, let's be honest... there is going to be very little input from Labour on this. Why not become an independent? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I like the bit where the rat thing is trying to chew the dog's eye out. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For goodness sake. Cat is cat. Cats come, cats go. Cat doesn't care which human feeds it. Move on. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think Belarussia is one of those sleeping giants. Slight pulling away from Russia now. Massive opportunities there 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The lady clearly declared too much. She didn't have a work visa. If she had said "holiday" she'd have flown through. 4 weeks ago Reply
ship_of_sheep love your website SO MUCH, keep making such wonderful/disgusting stuff :D From Belarus with love 4 weeks ago Reply
105sS_Ss501 RT : شوفوا هالرابط وخلوا عيونكم تتعب من الالوان قوز المطر xD 4 weeks ago Reply
TeenTop_lover شوفوا هالرابط وخلوا عيونكم تتعب من الالوان قوز المطر xD 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure Ling has...Unusual...Opinions on the lady barred UK entry whilst on route to a speaker gig. 4 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla what will remind her ? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They've invited all the GB Gold medal winners to see it, the Chinese hope they'll try to cross together... *crack*. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Get real. No-one get's a work visa to talk at a conference or whatever. No-one. Everyone says "HOL-HOL-HOLIDAY" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They've invited the all UK Gold medal winners to see it, the Chinese hope they'll try to cross together... *crack*. 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure I'm sure you'll be reminded of that next time someone stiffs you for a payment after lying on the form. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not only that, but she then REJOICED in the trauma in the blog. 1,000 words emotional padding, should be "stupid me" 4 weeks ago Reply
yabestmate RT : In fact Dog of Wisdom woof woof: 4 weeks ago Reply
RupertLichfield It's not a *HOLIDAY* if she was working, by giving a work related speech, whilst she was here. It's work. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS She *INVITED* the issue, she declared the problem. That's what went wrong. She should have said "HOLIDAY". Her bad. 4 weeks ago Reply
ifenn The result would have been the same with a UK company. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, it's because she broke the rules. Therefore it should have been a *HOLIDAY*. Is everyone so proper at borders? 4 weeks ago Reply
RupertLichfield And that's where you're wrong. Giving a talk as part of your job is working, not a holiday. Lying to get a Visa. 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure Then you're reading something different to me. Only reason she was thrown out was the sponsor was German. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "working" pah. You're giving a 30 min talk that's all. It's a bloody HOLIDAY. It fits *my* definition of a holiday. 4 weeks ago Reply
RupertLichfield Who said anything about being deported? Say you're on holiday, but you're working and you'll be questioned 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No you won't be deported. You get deported when you tell them you going to work without a visa. It's a holiday DUH. 4 weeks ago Reply
RupertLichfield Lie on your VISA application and you'll be refused entry. Same as trying it when going to the US. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Reads as if she WANTED to be stopped, WANTED the experience... some people like that stuff. Not me. I lie at borders 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Everyone knows you need a visa to work in USA-UK or UK-USA. Everyone. But for speaking, everyone just lies "holiday" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course!!! No one in their right mind offers it up, at immigration. Jeez, she seems to be looking for problems 4 weeks ago Reply
ifenn So, many speakers arrive on a business visa or visa waiver and keep quiet about payment. /cc 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, the article is 99% fluff and padding and boo-hoo and 1% "I broke the rules". For God;s sake, you need to LIE. 4 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Academic institutions can apply for a permitted paid engagement visa but there is no equivalent for a business. 4 weeks ago Reply
bullethq_botty When your accounting teacher makes a Lord of the Rings joke one Ledger to rule them all 4 weeks ago Reply
ifenn It is considered work as the service is being performed in the UK. /cc 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "I’d like to think I’d remember if I got paid. But without my accounting software, I couldn’t be sure." .. haha crap 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure She was coming to teach, with reimbursement. Work or leisure? 4 weeks ago Reply
ifenn That’s what she thinks she did, and that is really unfortunate. /cc 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Which article? gave the impression she told them she was going to *work* in the UK. Am I missing something? 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure Sometimes Ling, you spout shite. Did you actually read the article? She did nothing wrong, complied with what was written! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The whole point of the BBC is to pay a licence fee to get great TV programmes.Then the BBC keep them off TV, duuuh. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They have done 60 Tweets and have 2 followers. Every Tweet is the same. Sorry, but it must be hard to fall for this. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tsk not a very good speaker if they can't lie convincingly to a UK Border official! How they talk if they can't lie? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The UK should be very proud of GB team. It was all down to confidence and enjoyment. Following #Brexit, I see great times ahead, here. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Luckily, my site works better if you take performance-enhancing drugs. Heh. :) No offence... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Belarussians, I love Belarussians. They just don't dDos my website like real Russians :) A country with potential... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Car dealers often regard eBay as the same as Autotrader (ie start high and haggle down) but infact it's the opposite. Start low, have faith. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To sell big stuff on eBay, you need to start low, have confidence in your listing (need mega-effort in photos, vids and words) & reply fast 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Using eBay is all about giving confidence and emotion to buyers. £29k is a BIG amount to sell for on eBay. You need to put effort in. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My motorhome sold (on eBay) for £28,700 so I'm pretty pleased with that. Also, it meant a private person bought it, rather than a dealer. 4 weeks ago Reply
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Kochergin RT : Великолепный сайт . Просто откройте. 4 weeks ago Reply
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ealeshin Великолепный сайт . Просто откройте. 4 weeks ago Reply
silversatyr I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unfortunately, no one offers me Damien Hurst prices for my art. One day, one day... 5 weeks ago Reply
sonyaellenmann ahhhh you're on Twitter! This is like meeting a celebrity. Your website is a work of art. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Had 2 couples to look at my motorhome (it's on eBay) today. Both very nice people. :) - 5 weeks ago Reply
jaicab_ Casi, dale un toque de esto y listo: 5 weeks ago Reply
giantrobotbee RT : In fact Dog of Wisdom woof woof: 5 weeks ago Reply
delvestaxis RT : Final call for my 2012 6-bed motorhome, on eBay. VAT qualifying (business claim back VAT) - https://t… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact Dog of Wisdom woof woof: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, cheaper than psychedelic drugs. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's objective is the GB success at Rio building on success of #Brexit vote. Things seem pretty optimistic here :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks for visiting my weird web subculture site. Now, come to the UK and lease a car from me :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Exchange rate seems pretty stable to me. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta! Thanks for tweet :) 5 weeks ago Reply
martinpolley Also disadvantageous to have an undervalued currency. Exchange rate instability is also non-great… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "in the shit" is subjective. I thing the £ value is about right now. Disadvantageous to have an overvalued currency. 5 weeks ago Reply
allniqht if u dont get ur first ca... — That was an EXPERIENCE 5 weeks ago Reply
martinpolley The pound is still in the shit though. 5 weeks ago Reply
giantrobotbee I found the best website. 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR thanks for sharing a link from such an objective source. Send me links from Breitbart too. I love those retarded propaganda rags 5 weeks ago Reply
sonyaellenmann man I love my team (re: ) 5 weeks ago Reply
maryryanlambert Ling is a legend 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Final call for my 2012 6-bed motorhome, on eBay. VAT qualifying (business claim back VAT) - 5 weeks ago Reply
JojoLapiin18 RT : Lingscars 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Try not to crash, then you might not need it :) Helpful advice from me :))) 5 weeks ago Reply
me_llamo_samsam Lingscars 5 weeks ago Reply
jonh71jon I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 5 weeks ago Reply
Farrakhetdinova RT : Гениальный дизайн у сайта 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh. "Reality Is Finally Silencing the Brexit Doom-Mongers" Specially for... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS China (who always claim in movies they are the World best Kung Fu people) can't beat at what is basically kung fu :) Haiii-ya! 5 weeks ago Reply
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rowby23 Гениальный дизайн у сайта 5 weeks ago Reply
ontozhka Год назад все поржали над сайтом . Сегодня вдруг увидел, что у него еще есть отдельная проработанная мобильная версия 5 weeks ago Reply
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benjilanyado The LingsCars website is a truly wonderful 90s internet fever dream: (h/t ) 5 weeks ago Reply
PashaNushkarev лучший сайт 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm just pimping it for 2 days :) 5 weeks ago Reply
eiriksf Denne er og en slager: 5 weeks ago Reply
mattbenic The most magnificent example of web design you will see today, or possibly ever: 5 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk I want to look at lease cars not your swift on eBay! 5 weeks ago Reply
mjballinger RT : Heh, can't help having some respect for Donald Trump. Funny as hell. 5 weeks ago Reply
seanlole RT : Heh, can't help having some respect for Donald Trump. Funny as hell. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Trying to book decent flights, without transiting via Chechnya (Heathrow). 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Donkey Shite" is German for "THANKS", shurely? I was being n-i-c-e, hahaha. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Heh, can't help having some respect for Donald Trump. Funny as hell. 5 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Shit. I retract my offer. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, Oslo may be the most expensive city IN THE WUUURLD :) 5 weeks ago Reply
ndylng Will need deep deep pockets for beer in Oslo. Pint of Guinness cost me £12. 5 weeks ago Reply
timdiggins I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Donkey shite FJ. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Correcto! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just hire me... I'll knock a copy out in no time for £1m. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looking forward to meeting Crown Prince Haakon of Norway. His wife also seems fun. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok, have booked in for Oslo Innovation Week, I am speaking Mon 17th Oct. Taking for tech support and he can buy beer (heh). 5 weeks ago Reply
xbrochart Open a WeChat page and update ads with vocal messages ;) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tell Tobias to check his bloody email :) 5 weeks ago Reply
anthonyhobday reminds me of . People who say it’s poorly designed are ignoring how intentional that sort of design is 5 weeks ago Reply
cecigf92 Esta es la mejor página web que existe ♥ 5 weeks ago Reply
IanChambers_ Wow, all the fonts and most colours #AwardWinning reminiscent of 5 weeks ago Reply
Tamlinscathach RT : Ik zoek 'n web designer van online media bedrijf, mag ook ZZP! om een complete website te leveren. Voorbeeld link https://t… 5 weeks ago Reply
De_Goede_Fee RT : Ik zoek 'n web designer van online media bedrijf, mag ook ZZP! om een complete website te leveren. Voorbeeld link https://t… 5 weeks ago Reply
etienne_vandyck RT : Ik zoek 'n web designer van online media bedrijf, mag ook ZZP! om een complete website te leveren. Voorbeeld link https://t… 5 weeks ago Reply
ronlambalk RT : Ik zoek 'n web designer van online media bedrijf, mag ook ZZP! om een complete website te leveren. Voorbeeld link https://t… 5 weeks ago Reply
Ivoconnect Ik zoek 'n web designer van online media bedrijf, mag ook ZZP! om een complete website te leveren. Voorbeeld link 5 weeks ago Reply
dvdwinden are you 100% sure 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hopefully back in Oct, if that gets arranged I will take your team for a meal if that suits... :) 5 weeks ago Reply
johanbakken I'm glad you enjoyed it 5 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Just flat out insulting and crass. The people who win the medals work hard for them, it's not about the "money". 5 weeks ago Reply
FowlersParts no problem be a pleasure. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will get bits from you then... :) Stuff is always dropping off, hahahaha 5 weeks ago Reply
FowlersParts Us too! Can't beat a classic 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If that's a T140, then I have one!!!! Mine is yellow with USA tank. Lovely thing. Keeps garage floor rust-free. 5 weeks ago Reply
filb Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR au contraire, I think all businesses should tell their own story, without outside help 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am considering doing an AUDIO version of my website, as I am contacted by so many illiterate people wanting a new car off me. Thoughts? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS After seeing your beehives, I am going to get some of my own next Springtime :) Honey is lovely, thanks! 5 weeks ago Reply
QuantumOverlord RT : Thanks! Pic from my recent talk in Oslo. I've been invited back to present to the Crown Prince of Norway. https://… 5 weeks ago Reply
QuantumOverlord But and are great just like Ling. Self promotion can be sexy. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS As a PR man, you should be against extolling the virtues of self-promotion. Because it helps to put you out of a job 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR congratulations - just like with Milo Yiannopoulos & Louise Mensch - it's really all about the self-promotion isn't it. 5 weeks ago Reply
lancairns view-source: 5 weeks ago Reply
Adam_King23 RT : Thanks! Pic from my recent talk in Oslo. I've been invited back to present to the Crown Prince of Norway. https://… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself as it's far too soon to tell what impact Brexit will have on UK sport. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself in long run. Regardless, the Leave campaign trying to claim current success as proof that Britain can flourish alone is silly - 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself that's dependent on govt making those funding choices, & there is only a limited pot to choose from. No idea how it will play out 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself ... That is, reduction in grassroots funding, unless replaced, will harm UK sports. Can that funding be made up? Sure, but... 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself 5 of top 10 countries on medal table are EU. EU countries are doing very well overall. However, I'm more concerned about legacy 5 weeks ago Reply
mariussunde was indeed. Unfortunately only for the party though, missed your talk 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, if the EU benefits UK Sport so much, why many other EU countries are doing so shit? Don't they beg, enough? 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself ah yes, the famous "let's give £350m a week to the NHS" argument. Let me know how that works out 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Funding from EU". Hahahaha. It's *OUR* fu*king money in the first place. I thought #Brexit won that argument? 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself funding from EU goes a long way to funding grassroots sports initiatives - i.e., source of tomorrow's athletes. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse! Hmmm, I've just spent a fun week in Norway. Were you there? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How much would it cost to win *EVERY* gold medal. That may be cost-effective? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks! Pic from my recent talk in Oslo. I've been invited back to present to the Crown Prince of Norway. 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR you're like a kind of low-rent Breitbart as a current affairs pundit 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR so we are already in the sunlit uplands of independence (albeit with no sign at all that we're actually leaving the EU) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, enjoy. Only a matter of time after #Brexit before the French decide to #FruckOff :) 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR I'm in Marseille, ya numpty 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta-Daaaa UK jobless claims in surprise fall following Brexit vote, from (shock) The Guardian: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You see, after #Brexit the SUN IS SHINING! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm pimping my superb 2012 6-bed Swift Escape 686 motorhome. It's on eBay, ends Sunday PM - 5 weeks ago Reply
mariussunde If I were to pick one website I wish I was the creator of; → 5 weeks ago Reply
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RichardCarter RT : I'm letting everyone know my 6-berth 2012 motorhome is on sale on eBay, no reserve. - 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right. Thanks very much for that. Not. I think :) 5 weeks ago Reply
wknoxwalker just made me think of that. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oops, following my talk in Norway, I have been invited back to front Oslo Innovation Week, to present to the Crown Prince of Norway & others 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : I'm letting everyone know my 6-berth 2012 motorhome is on sale on eBay, no reserve. - 5 weeks ago Reply
AntoineMourgues RT : nouvelle prod. DA: Dev Front: Bravo les gars c'est smooth c'est clean c'es… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm letting everyone know my 6-berth 2012 motorhome is on sale on eBay, no reserve. - 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Andy, Gareth (Gaz) is a very good trade supplier of vans. I suggest he is a good contact if you need expertise. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Spam email from Facebook this morning: "Joseph Goebbels and Dick Van Dyke are Trending on Facebook" ... errr, right. 5 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman Give me a shout if you want any help, either via Ling or directly. 5 weeks ago Reply
Adam_King23 RT : . quick to berate me for imperfections in my listing, but can't be arsed to update their own shit in years: https:/… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Me. Just done one in Oslo about adding live animals to websites. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS . quick to berate me for imperfections in my listing, but can't be arsed to update their own shit in years: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...slept in it down a country lane. - my wrist? Badminton injury. Swollen. Hurts like hell. Bah. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...more practical. For instance at Cardiff, I took my motorhome (with Dalek on the bike rack) and slept in it... 5 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey What have you done to your wrist? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Those new vans are very smart. Frankly, I think you should spend to get what you want. My considerations were more.. 5 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey It’s a consideration. I’m looking at these guys and a VW T5. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you need a shit at 3am... beauty is a real toilet. :) Just saying. 5 weeks ago Reply
olgarusu Esta mujer es un genio en el uso de Twitter para el trabajo. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I was considering one. But, *BUT*, a) no loo, b) no shower, c) cramped, d) safety is iffy, e) small. But cool. 5 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey They are beautiful, aren’t they! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cool? Buy one of these (not from me) brand new: 5 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey Of course I want cool. It’s meeee you’re talking too. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bear in mind the weight. This needs calculating. Easy to overload axles, tyres, GVW, max Mass etc in a motorhome 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you get me the exact spec of the VAN MODEL they recommend, remember weight, which seats, extras, I'll look :) 5 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey I’m looking at a couple of converters for the fit, but I need a well priced base vehicle. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...if you want a VW for "cool", look at the Brazil imports from Danbury. New old vans. Or get a real OLD one.? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dealers just don't keep stock of these VW Californias usually, they are to order and take ages. I would suggest... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...and stronger tyres and stuff like that. VW have California models but *no loo* I think, and that's important. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, you really need to buy from someone who makes them. I can get VW vans but motorhomes have special wiring looms 5 weeks ago Reply
benjaminstrak Most stressful website ever..? 5 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey Can you get me a tasty VW Transporter base vehicle? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS By Tweeting this, you are effectively saying ***BUY NOW, WHILE YOU STILL CAN***. Why not be quiet until the ban day? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, they are cute... but I needed room to create a mobile office and have loo and shower etc. Hard to beat *space*. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Norway was simply tremendous. Never had a better 4 days trip in my life really. 5 weeks ago Reply
deanleigh Understandable VW Campers are the best 5 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey I would love to, but we’re looking for a VW campervan. 5 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Baldwin thanks - the mid life crisis car is excellent as was the service from your team. How was bloody Norway? 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Now HERE'S a bargain. I am advertising my motorhome! Swift 686. Ebay. Bid now - 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When, on Lloyds business internet banking, you press "log off". You have to wait for 30 secs before it logs you off! Aaaagh. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS VAT reg business owners listen: My 6-bed Swift motorhone = VAT QUALIFYING! Reclaim the VAT. - 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is a short video I made for the sale of my 6-berth motorhome. Someone'll get a bargain. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, so sorry, I was in bloody Norway!!! I missed your delivery. Glad you are so happy again :) 5 weeks ago Reply
deanleigh One for you ? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now HERE'S a bargain. I am advertising my motorhome! Swift 686. Ebay. Bid now - 5 weeks ago Reply
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DesigNERDLuis RT : I now have CATS joining the chicken on my website. The only UK car website with live cats. 6 weeks ago Reply
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JimMcCauley Just found a dead cert for 's How We Built section. 6 weeks ago Reply
MetaHeavies RT : oh lord the website is strong: 6 weeks ago Reply
thulme oh lord the website is strong: 6 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Baldwin - the eagle has landed! A massive thank you to you and the team for all your help :-) 6 weeks ago Reply
helloketty_pe Alguien me explica por favor ---> 6 weeks ago Reply
NDocherty7 If you want to go on a website that's random as shit, then go on 6 weeks ago Reply
MichaelSGibson was they you Ling? 6 weeks ago Reply
humbledaisy Going to start sharing this link () when asked what I do for a living. ‘I make the web yo’ 6 weeks ago Reply
brianball - you thought YOU were a webmaster? 6 weeks ago Reply
katarinabatina . has some pretty great ideas: "Animals generate emotion, and emotion sells stuff" see her pitch for IKEA 6 weeks ago Reply
oysteinhagen Marketing genius. Check out the worlds best/worst website 6 weeks ago Reply
katarinabatina has some pretty great ideas: "Animals generate emotion, and emotion sells stuff" see her pitch for IKEA 6 weeks ago Reply
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UKEarpers hands down the best wprst site out ther; 6 weeks ago Reply
mikecane Let me fix that for you: 6 weeks ago Reply
ux_bob #youreWelcome 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am in Norway from Sunday talking at An Interesting Day event - , is anyone I know, coming??? 7 weeks ago Reply
RockstarMarty Wonder when will release a version that could take on #LingCars Exceptional web crawling results 7 weeks ago Reply
martinpolley The deal you have on the Skoda Yeti (deal ID 2197692) – what sort of lead time are we talking about? 7 weeks ago Reply
zac_heisey RT : I could spend days looking at this: . Don’t miss the “tutorial”: https://… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Calling Chinese gross and smelly means you are most of the way to your goal of getting No1 hit in Japan :) 7 weeks ago Reply
toohey_sean That's ok, most of them like offending the shitty Chinese.. I know I do. Worst humans ever. So gross and smelly. 7 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Hope you've been practicing your chicken chucking. There seems to be quite a lot of that involved. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Me too. I own a hell of of a big mirror... 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I talk near Olslo 8th August at ...May offend: Norwegians, French, Swedes, Russians, Jews, Turks, Americans, Germans 7 weeks ago Reply
UKCarLease RT : I could spend days looking at this: . Don’t miss the “tutorial”: https://… 7 weeks ago Reply
bentographics I could spend days looking at this: . Don’t miss the “tutorial”: 7 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk ahh ok cool. Well it won't be until quarter 1 2017 so will keep an eye on your prices 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you had more followers or supported Donald Trump, I'd interact a bit more with you :) 7 weeks ago Reply
dizzyvapor Wah!! has beaten me at her new game 7 weeks ago Reply
fritterfatboy RT : Now here is an interesting thing on ebay. Rideable Jet powered drone. Ex Belgium air force https://t… 7 weeks ago Reply
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bitgit Some great videos of this thing being tested 7 weeks ago Reply
DennonOffice RT : Now here is an interesting thing on ebay. Rideable Jet powered drone. Ex Belgium air force https://t… 7 weeks ago Reply
SimonMagus RT : Now here is an interesting thing on ebay. Rideable Jet powered drone. Ex Belgium air force https://t… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now here is an interesting thing on ebay. Rideable Jet powered drone. Ex Belgium air force 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now here is an interesting thing on ebay. Rideable Jet powered drone. Ex Belgium air force 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, that's why I was waiting for better deals before I uploaded them :) 7 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk ok thanks. Prices have gone up! 7 weeks ago Reply
martinpolley OK thanks – much appreciated! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OK, let me know the type and I'll see if anything available. Still, 2 wks is a bit fast. 3 wks easier but still hard 7 weeks ago Reply
martinpolley Thanks. I’m not sure. I’m looking at various options… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 2 weeks is pushing it. Really depends if the car is in stock, not many are in physical stock. What car you want? 7 weeks ago Reply
martinpolley Hey Ling. Quick question. Is it possible to get a car in two weeks or less? Or does it always take longer? Ta! 7 weeks ago Reply
jpschadde Hahaha there's PHENOMENAL cheese over here! Hey , supply Ling with some cheeeeeeese ;). 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much for that! You just need better cheese... 7 weeks ago Reply
iVoteStay RT : Oh #VoteRemain so you will "reform" the EU after you win? Will you? Not according to your hero Herr Junkers. #Brexit https:/… 7 weeks ago Reply
jpschadde Hahaha I told my followers -in Dutch- your website is phenomenal 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some Ranger deals on now :) Pls email me for any more bespoke info, with specs. ta. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I only accept criticism in English and Chinese. Grassy Ass :) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I only accept criticism in English and Chinese. Grassy Ass :) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I only accept criticism in English and Chinese. Grassy Ass :) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Japan. JAPAN! You think I have a Japanese website? Duhhhh. Are you American? 7 weeks ago Reply
thepixelgeek you can always go to 7 weeks ago Reply
jpschadde Hardop lachen weer om deze site: Fenomenaal. En dit is dus m'n 55.005e tweet. Holy shit. Veel. 7 weeks ago Reply
mordecki Se puede hacer de la mala Usabilidad una estrategia? Pregunto en serio. 7 weeks ago Reply
His_Yoghurt Wat heb je de laatste tijd toch met die gifjes? Ik vind die dingen zoooo ontzettend 8 weeks ago Reply
ta1lsthef0x want a new car ? got you fat 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, I'll check deals early next week. 8 weeks ago Reply
dannyboylee Drudge Report is possibly the single most poorly designed website I've ever seen. And I've seen 8 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk where has the Ford Ranger gone from your list of cars on your website? 8 weeks ago Reply
facetious101 Ling what's your company ? 8 weeks ago Reply
UsedCarRicky I love you! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These same parents will buy beer, wine, fags, pizza, shit from Amazon and Sky TV, so their children miss lunch. 8 weeks ago Reply
timgws haha, "New Zealand". 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Damn, you have discovered my middle name "Rude" :) If I came to Australia, they would deport me to some small island 8 weeks ago Reply
timgws I'm from Australia. I used to have a kangaroo in my backyard as a pet. Throwing shrimps on the barbie is all I know how to do. 8 weeks ago Reply
timgws Don't look at my location before you answer, that's just rude! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Really, I would recommend working a bit harder and smarter and earning a bit more, to afford a decent car :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Aren't you in bloody Australia? 8 weeks ago Reply
timgws what's your recommendation for a sub £9,000 car? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have nightmares every night, dreaming about that Armageddon scenario... 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much for the message! Glad you are happy. :) 8 weeks ago Reply
nkinoman Читал новость про редизайн Newsru, увидел в комментах лучший сайт на свете: 8 weeks ago Reply
CaitShanly It made me laugh that you said LingsCars' site is so bad that it will never get links, yet you linked to it. So bad it works! 8 weeks ago Reply
First12005 so happy with our new car thank you. Superb service. Will definitely be recommending you to everyone we can #carleasing 8 weeks ago Reply
StevenOakes Can you imagine working at Lings Cars. 8 weeks ago Reply
cukrberg Skoro neuvěřitelné, že i takovéto weby mohou v dnešní době fungovat a prosperovat :) #ux #madeinbritain 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe.... or maybe they are just twats :) 8 weeks ago Reply
jaspro101 they are jealous that they can't create an awesome website like yours 8 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Baldwin Looking for Hillary's emails? 8 weeks ago Reply
du_zis Afigennijs dizains! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some fu*king arsehole has a YouTube vid of a demonstration of how to attack my website 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS f*cking Russians attacking my website at the moment. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's hip to live on a Council sink estate these days... :) 8 weeks ago Reply
bitman Ling likes innit?! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks like 8 weeks ago Reply
_kathaar that's fair enough like 8 weeks ago Reply
henda90 Aww, now you're making me wish I had a driveway to put a lease car on :( 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes but, f*ck sake, I am working like hell. Can't just drop customers like that. 8 weeks ago Reply
_kathaar unless you're somewhere proper hidden away you could definitely get into town in 20m like 8 weeks ago Reply
_kathaar arent you in Gateshead? 8 weeks ago Reply
randallbell Only if is singing it. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What about Jessie J, Price Tag? 8 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I have read the CAA requirements, and can't possibly see how Amazon can meet them. My view: it's just PR. 8 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Plus, Michelle Obama didn't mention crisps (or "chips") once. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, Prof Cox, you are advocating GLOBAL free movement? ...right. You are good at physics but your politics is nutty. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The BBC and rest of UK media taken over this morning by Amazon's PR bollocks about drones. Amazing PR result, about utter nonsense. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS An economic union would be great. But a political union? Pah. 8 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Jeffrey, the next few tweets you make after this one tells people advice on how to create a homogonised logo. 8 weeks ago Reply
scottdgraham I guess some kind of cross-european agreement of some kind. A union perhaps? ;-) 8 weeks ago Reply
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shewrote 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Me? I have many powers, but cannot control the French. 8 weeks ago Reply
scottdgraham And how will you get them to do that? 8 weeks ago Reply
facetious101 of course it's Brexit ! Holiday elsewhere ! 8 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure Only a fool would think that current wait at Dover are nowt to do with Brexit.French have had terrorism for decades. 8 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure The losing strategy was, for the country, voting to leave. French officials left one guy to man the border - why? 8 weeks ago Reply
facetious101 Mugs if you wait in those lines ! Holiday in Portugal ! Lovely people ! Don't buy French ! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS also, the Chinese Media Chiefs praised the launch of the latest Chinese rocket & said UN acted illegally in S.C. Sea 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There you go, we agree. ...as ever, the French just need to do it a bit better. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ..the Chinese Media Chiefs praised Mr Xi, took copious notes for hours & condemned the Philippines for aggression. 8 weeks ago Reply
scottdgraham of course. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My gut reaction? ... this animal is delicious, boiled. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Surely everyone is in favour of better/more rigorous/more effective/more secure border checks? Makes complete sense. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But that's good, as the EU border controls are generally shit. Especially Shengen. Makes it so easy for terrorists 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In 2 weeks I'll be speaking in Norway at ... in Norwegian. Been practising like hell: Hei verden 8 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce its a Wetherspoons pub in Edinburgh 8 weeks ago Reply
scottdgraham Am not fighting anything. It is a fact that we will face more border controls due to leaving EU. Are you disputing that? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's "NEWS"? God forbid what you describe it as, when something newsworthy happens. Sheesh. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I agree. But Shengen borders into France have no checks at all. Which makes it all a bit silly. 8 weeks ago Reply
RupertLichfield All to do with French understaffing their border control booths. Nothing to do with Brexit. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You really need to stop trying to fight the stupid fear-based REMAIN fight. That has proved to be a losing strategy. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Clearly nonsense... as we are still in the EU. This is ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with #brexit 8 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure It is a taste of things to come. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Completely wrong. The French action is due to Terrorism with capital T, not #brexit. 8 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure Er, no, Ling. We voted to leave their Union, so we get more checks going in. Which is what you voted for - Leave. 8 weeks ago Reply
scottdgraham Im just highlighting how it will be in a couple of years. We’ll all have to get used to this. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Slash employment rights" ... nonsense. Haven't the Tories got more people in employment in the UK than ever before? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Killer interview questions: 1) Why did you shoot those people? 2) Why did you plant that bomb? 3) Why stab so many? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't think anyone suggesting this is result of #Brexit. This is result of terrorism but with Shengen, inneffective. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Or, you mean the French are being vindictive? Then REMAIN implicitly support sucking up to these vindictive twats... 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are being daft/slightly stupid. If the delays were the result of BRITISH security checks, you would have a point 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Who has met Alexander Graham Bell? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The French border security increase in Dover only works if EVERY OTHER Shengen country does the same on external borders. Duuuuhhhh merde? 8 weeks ago Reply
scottdgraham This is what ‘taking back control’ involves. Are you not a fan anymore? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, ... the (bloody) French step up security in Dover to silly levels, while on every other French border with EU, everyone just wanders in? 8 weeks ago Reply
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