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weed_removal you will be made General. Salmond will lease a helicopter from u so he can check the oil rigs. 2 days ago Reply
weed_removal If YES win then Salmond will need ur truck as the main defence for the country. The infantry will be armed with Buckfast bottles 2 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Thanks Ling - We appreciate your support - not seen your video yet - will do when I get a mo.. > Buy earplugs :) 2 days ago Reply
campbellurq Thanks Ling - We appreciate your support - not seen your video yet - will do when I get a mo... 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The red hot 1976 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible. #TBT > Was a pile of shit, but agree it looked cool. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I reckon it could be 58 - 60% now....lost count how many No's jumping ship when facing the actual decision. > sounds great 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Undecided? Here's why you should vote Yes - #indyref #voteYes 2 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Absolutely! Yes! >> I will visit Edinburgh tonight (from Gateshead) to show my support :) 3 days ago Reply
SaidTheater RT : We present this video encouraging Scotland to vote "yes" today without comment. [it's by , FYI] 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ok. It's #indyref day. I'm 'coming out'. I'm #VoteYes >> Well done Craig 3 days ago Reply
SaidTheater Absolutely! Yes! 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh Flower of car sales , I made a video. Now, get voting! :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : oooooooop's >> Watch this, and learn: 3 days ago Reply
jimreidvehicle oooooooop's 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is it true that we are using PENCIL'S to mark a 'X' on the ballot paper?> No... using pencils, not "pencil's". 3 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton do you fight crime in your spare time? You resemble the Green Hornets sidekick, that mask is fooling no 1 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS How must it feel to be Welsh today? They must feel completely, utterly fu*ked off by lack of self-determination opportunity. And the rain. 3 days ago Reply
GazTheJourno RT : We present this video encouraging Scotland to vote "yes" today without comment. [it's by , FYI] 3 days ago Reply
anthonyboggiano RT : how barmy is this? 3 days ago Reply
ElReg We present this video encouraging Scotland to vote "yes" today without comment. [it's by , FYI] 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS *NO* people make whining noises about Scottish Referendum: but few actually do anything. I'm YES, I made a video! 3 days ago Reply
weed_removal got 2 phones. One for dodgy stuff and the other EE one for work :-D 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS You should be very proud of Mrs Hurst YJ. :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ee redirect what the think is dodgy. >> You let ee make your choices? :) Hope ee think Himalayan Balsam is bad 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Classic! "Ling's cars: Scotland vote YES" via >> Xie xie ni. 3 days ago Reply
weed_removal ee redirect what the think is dodgy. Maybe they don't want to be involved in the #indyref 3 days ago Reply
grumbo : Here is my video - what more do you need to vote YES?” >> Priceless! 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I clicked ur link >> That link for the youtube vid??? Hmmm. 3 days ago Reply
weed_removal I clicked ur link 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : according to EE, content lock removed :-O >> What website is that on?? 3 days ago Reply
fleethonda Where do you get your ideas from Ling! You have one imagination! Lee at Honda Manchester! Amazing singing! 3 days ago Reply
weed_removal according to EE, content lock removed :-O 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is my video - what more do you need to vote YES? 3 days ago Reply
weed_removal something more powerful. Voted. :-) 3 days ago Reply
TeamBoA unless they become a Republic ;-) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am uploading a lovely song to YouTube to support the Scottish YES campaign. Will be up in 10 minutes. WAIT. :) (...so what have YOU done?) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #indyref >>> VOTE WITH CLEAN PANTS - why the YES vote is far more hygienic. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Please Scotland, don't go MT : >> Begging is not the way to win a ballot. Optimism is. Vote YES :) 3 days ago Reply
AndyCDoyle bikes annoy me but the volume of car drivers who can't navigate a roundabout is scary 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : also seems quite dangerous to make such a severe 90 degree turn ;-) >> I like yellow arrows better. 3 days ago Reply
JonAlb also seems quite dangerous (and impossible) to make such a severe 90 degree turn ;-) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A simple guide. ; People HATE being patronised. Swerve safely & slow down a bit 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... those regions but embrace them also >> Which makes a nonsense of silly NO "family" arguments 3 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce I don't have any family in those regions but embrace them also 3 days ago Reply
DarmuhTV omg this website.... WTF 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...our affiliation with geordies Lancashire & Yorks >> Don't forget Cumbria, Wales, Nepal & Taiwan 3 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce they might threaten our legal status but we will never lose our affiliation with geordies Lancashire & Yorkshire 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : look forward to you teaching Alex Salmond the same lesson. >> Heh. I will go to Edinburgh tonight. Historic day. 3 days ago Reply
NigelMcMinn look forward to you teaching Alex Salmond the same lesson. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : thanks for the geography lesson >> Well, you didn't understand it at first :) 3 days ago Reply
NigelMcMinn thanks for the geography lesson 3 days ago Reply
JonAlb RT : If you missed it last night, I have LAUNCHED my SCOT flavour homepage, for the vote. Be brave! http:/… 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : interesting perspective >> Northern Ireland, etc are *NOT* within Great Britain. Check your passport front cover 3 days ago Reply
NigelMcMinn interesting perspective 3 days ago Reply
NigelMcMinn RT : RT : ahh. So [they] remain part of the British family > Scotland mostly remains within Great Britain … 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ahh. So [they] remain part of the British family > Scotland mostly remains within Great Britain (the big island) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think that Taiwan and Nepal >> Nepal? (??) ...Simpleton argument. Scotland has the vote today. 3 days ago Reply
NigelMcMinn ahh. So the people remain part of the British family even though they are governed locally in Scotland. I get it. 3 days ago Reply
weed_removal remember the trams? Remember the building of the Scottish Parliament? Prob best not to give them a country to play with. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : explain how they remain part of a British family >> They still have HM Queen. They ditch the posh Eton boys. 3 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce I think that Taiwan and Nepal have stronger claims/ needs for independence than Scotland 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : explain how they remain..British family > Scots people remain same. It's just the Government that becomes local 3 days ago Reply
NigelMcMinn explain how they remain part of a British family if they are an independent country? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scottish people - enjoy your opportunity, today. Have optimism for the future. Gain local democracy. Sack Westminster. Vote YES. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... sincerely want us to be in the same family. >> Such a poor reason to vote. Don't lose family when you gain independence 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : certainly! how much NET profit you offering >> Ah, need to do next year accounts to know that. 3 days ago Reply
robcwalker this may be the greatest web site ever: 3 days ago Reply
tchenis alugando um belissimo carro 3 days ago Reply
Rachel_Iva RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them f… 3 days ago Reply
DrBlockbuster certainly!! ... how much NET profit are you offering 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : no no .. better than them, specialist sKills here 3 days ago Reply
DrBlockbuster no no ... you wrong 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS 6pm and done over £5000 GP today. Worn out. ...Home now. Working like a dog. Looking forward to Scottish vote, tomorrow. YES! 3 days ago Reply
vitaminsludge :-) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Except main dealers. >> Ah. Full of idiot, itinerant, drug-addled, lazy car salesmen in cheap polyester suits. 3 days ago Reply
vitaminsludge Except main dealers. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : sorry about das faulty link yesterday ...>> Your PC skills are amazing. Like a youngster. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Used the 24v Lucas BPF (British pre-focus) headlights on my Land Rover SII last night, first time in the dark. They are very good. Amazed. 3 days ago Reply
DrBlockbuster sorry about das faulty link yesterday ... here it is > Joke: 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Be nice to them. And eat all their food. >> I'm nice to everyone! :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : YAY Japan! Eat all the things! >> The idea... rare whales, sharks, tuna etc etc. Quick before it's extinct. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Must say, have had very good prices on Japan flights, with (I believe) full lie-flat beds in 777 business class. Not stupid BA prices. 3 days ago Reply
waiyeehong YAY Japan! Eat all the things! 3 days ago Reply
vitaminsludge Be nice to them. And eat all their food. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just tipped over £40,000 gross profit for the month (so far) which makes it easier to fly to Japan on Friday with no worries about sales. 3 days ago Reply
zahidk : RT : We can do websites like yours.. >> hahahaha, I don't think you can :)” LOL 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We can do websites like yours.. >> hahahaha, I don't think you can :) 3 days ago Reply
StarkwoodMedia We can do websites like yours.. happy to meet and discuss (whilst dancing to Spice Girls of course) ;-) 3 days ago Reply
clemente69 Website of the decade 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In an independent Scotland, the Daily Mail will be replaced by The Dandy. #VoteYes #SexySocialism 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You found it a bit boring... >> Yeah well, if you don't want a car, there's not much sticky content. 3 days ago Reply
StarkwoodMedia You found it a bit boring... well, here's something to make it all a little better: 3 days ago Reply
tazzie4465 thinking of new ways to be cruel to people Romans 1:30 who are causing you no harm ? Proverbs 3:30 #WBC 3 days ago Reply
WBCBecky RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them f… 3 days ago Reply
FalseReligions It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, they'll get mad. 3 days ago Reply
Rachel_Iva RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, … 3 days ago Reply
Heutagogy Hope they are not driving and valeting at the same time. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today, I'm currently £8,000 ahead of sales gross profit for September, on this same day in Sept 2013. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> Can't ask for a "Valet" ie a servant. 3 days ago Reply
jct600 Now that would be something... and he is a Yorkshireman after all ;-) Chesterfield may be a stretch for him though! 3 days ago Reply
Heutagogy Person who washes and spruces up a dirty car 3 days ago Reply
jct600 it seems neither are in the dictionary Ling... 3 days ago Reply
CarsUK Maybe they're trying to get Keith Lemon to take the gig?! 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Would you say valeter Ling? >> Yes, wouldn't you? :) 3 days ago Reply
jct600 Would you say valeter Ling? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We're hiring! We need a Driver/Valetor #Chesterfield. >>> ... and a dictionary :) 3 days ago Reply
AbiWBC RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, … 4 days ago Reply
WBCFredJr It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, they'll get mad. 4 days ago Reply
Aljekar RT : Ooooops 4 days ago Reply
leroy5765 that is brilliant! Well done Ling!! 4 days ago Reply
DavidG28 RT : Ooooops 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ooooops 4 days ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : RT : WBC, you talking to about the Scottish vote.>>This is why twitter exists. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : WBC, you talking to about the Scottish vote. Does it get any better than THAT? My week is made. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Westboro Baptist Church to pickeT >> Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, they'll get mad 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nationalist socialist - I didn't say Nazi ;) you're right, .... > You're right, you didn't say Nazi. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Smackeroonies, heroin, Mars bars, big cranes, Britannia (the boat), Falkirk Wheel, sleeper trains, Carter Bar, Eyemouth, who can vote NO? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gingers, Rabbie Burns, whisky, Bay City Rollers, Tunnocks tea cakes, Lulu, John Logie Baird, kilts, tartan, sporrans. Just vote YES. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Archie Gemmill, Irn Bru, Forth rail bridge, Gordon Broon, Highland cattle, Annie Lennox, Buckfast, Sean Connery, cock-a-leekie, oatcakes YES 4 days ago Reply
GazTheJourno Nationalist socialist - I didn't say Nazi ;) you're right, there's a difference. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, I vote for the Scottish currency to be the "Smackeroonie" after that UK£ transition period. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Au contraire! You've probably made £10k profit already today, right? ; ) >>> You know in £ terms, I can't compete :) 4 days ago Reply
lakey Au contraire! You've probably made £10k profit already today, right? ; ) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I want a DeLorean now Ling >> Robert is considering the DeLorean franchise opportunity :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nice try Ling! Personally I think the Scottish people should decide.>> Heh, you too damn clever for me :) 4 days ago Reply
lakey Nice try Ling! Personally I think the Scottish people should decide. I suspect it's only a matter of time. 4 days ago Reply
johnbold72 I want a DeLorean now Please Ling 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Look at them! Socialists banging on about "FREEEEEEEEDOM" etc. >> Yes, but not slaughtering Jews etc. Ahem. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Tube Scroll >>> Hey, are Econsultancy having a view on the Scottish shit? Would a .scot domain be worth to buy, for me? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've redesigned #cardealer #website for > How many uniques a month? Bit boring. 4 days ago Reply
GazTheJourno Look at them! Socialists banging on about "FREEEEEEEEDOM" etc. At least I don't eat haggis... 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT :Taiwanaese animation treatment... complete with bad Scottish accent >> Scotland gets free UNICORNS! 4 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton My Middle name is Arthur, believe me i don't care how Barrie is spelled, 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey, you have been admonished by ... join the club! Proud to have been moaned at for DeLorean ad 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've published our weekly rulings >> Understand ASA are wankers, however 1st ruling is against 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Prefer something more in the Clint Eastwood genre like "Dirty Barry" >> Notice you avoid Gay spelling of Barry? Hmmm. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : SNP are effectively a nationalist socialist party, aren't they? > If journalists imply SNP may be Nazis, no wonder, etc 4 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Prefer something more in the Clint Eastwood genre like "Dirty Barry" or "Vauxhall Magnum Force" 4 days ago Reply
waiyeehong and Google is the lotus seed paste? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I was hoping to sell my Blog to the producers of Die Hard and retire >> Try "Saving Barrie Crampton" instead. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yea, but who really uses Bing anyways? ;-P >> It's the icing on my cake. The red bean paste in my bun :) 4 days ago Reply
waiyeehong yea, but who really uses Bing anyways? ;-P 4 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I was hoping to sell my Blog to the producers of Die Hard and retire 4 days ago Reply
WebKnit This one know everything. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS If Scotland votes YES for independence, will Putin and Russia invade, to "save" the 597 Russian speakers in Scotland? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look, the BingBot has arrived to have a look around. No one else in motor trade even knows they have a spider visit. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What are you going to put in you remaining #Taxdisc holders >> I have NEVER bought any. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What you going to put in you remaining #Taxdisc holders >> I don't waste money on them :) 4 days ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP What are you going to put in you remaining #Taxdisc holders - I can't bel rive you've not decided ;-) 4 days ago Reply
Joel_Hughes is it possible there are people with vested interests who want a 'yes' photo? 4 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce Ling u don't live Tranent if wanted could track co in minutes data protection nutters reading about your customers 4 days ago Reply
LordHumphreys and from €21,595 for the entry grade 1.5 110 bhp diesel. The joys of the vehicle taxation system in Ireland 4 days ago Reply
dan_of_steele it's an attempt to cut and run from a problem they are partly responsible for. Very noble. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The new Pulsar will be priced from €19,995 for the 1.2-litre petrol. >> HOW MUCH? Jesus.... Pffwooorrr! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : would you move your business and money to an independent Scotland? >> Well, I dunno. I wouldn't object! 4 days ago Reply
weed_removal would you move your business and money to an independent Scotland? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sad how people with vested interests try to deny the optimism of Scottish independence. Be strong and brave, vote for an optimistic future! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : breaking up our country is sad. Ling directed me here > No, no, it's full of hope for the future! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I expect the Scottish referendum to slow business down on Thurs and Friday & w/end. So Thurs PM I'm off up to Edinburgh, Fri AM off to Japan 4 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce as someone whose mother born in Tranent and I in Musselburgh breaking up our country is sad. Ling directed me here 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : who do you think you are? Mel Gibson?! >> f*ck, yes! This is BIG. People should be full of passion. 4 days ago Reply
dan_of_steele who do you think you are? Mel Gibson?! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am disappointed that most businesses have not come out and worn their heart on their sleeve over Scottish Independence. Be brave! 4 days ago Reply
carbaggers he he it will be Rain resistant cars vs Sunny Cars 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : News from the M 61 things are looking bleak! >> This happens when you are a car salesman. You should become a web-star. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : or you could now promote your international delivery? >> Yes yes, now delivering new cars INTERNATIONALLY! 4 days ago Reply
richardjgooch or you could now promote your international delivery? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling - loving the Flower of Scotland on the website! Super!! :) > Ya Jun sings it with heart :) 4 days ago Reply
GraemeShield Ling - loving the Flower of Scotland on the website! Super!! :) safe trip on Fri. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS OK, £1250 GP before 8am. That'll do me for breakfast :) As soon as we know Scots result, I am going to Japan (Fri AM), Banzai! 4 days ago Reply
weed_removal a lot of folk getting far too excited and using the campaign as a chance to intimidate others and vandalise things. Ridiculous. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : divulging that info will get us attacked & cars vandalised. > Really? Hmm, I am public YES, no attack on me :) 4 days ago Reply
weed_removal divulging that info will get us attacked and our cars vandalised. We work on EU funded projects and want to continue doing so... 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Recorded footfall into UK franchise dealers >> You can stop measuring "UK" soon :) Be rUK. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : [Scotland] who's VAT do we pay? Prevailing rate in who's country? > God f*ck knows is the correct answer :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : our docs will reach u today so maybe we will be the last. >> I forget to ask, are you a YES or NO? 4 days ago Reply
weed_removal our docs will reach u today so maybe we will be the last. 4 days ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto > Lease a car up here and who's VAT do we pay? Prevailing rate in who's country? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS That order is in the past now, and in the past it must remain. But you can still rise now, to be a nation again. That stood against him... 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Signed Order from a customer in Tranent. Will this be my last order from Scotland as part of the UK before the vote?? O' Flower of Scotland. 4 days ago Reply
Lestat Best website. Ever. 4 days ago Reply
bettinabrooklyn Hard at work recreating Web 1.0 with #axure. How about practicing prototyping with ? #UXDI 4 days ago Reply
DrBlockbuster well done Barrie ... felt like having to explain ribena joke :ha: 4 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton But i like you! “: tch tch Ling ... "you ARE awful, but I .... !" 4 days ago Reply
DrBlockbuster tch tch Ling ... "you ARE awful, but I .... !" 4 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton . was intimating that Dealers dont do very good pdi's so i assumed she got her own mechanics to do them again 4 days ago Reply
randallbell Why not try where I work? 4 days ago Reply
chrislentzy News STOMACH: Bentley : BENTLEY RACES TO FIRST VICTORY IN NORTH AMERICA... #socialmedia 4 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton So after you get the Dealer to deliver the car to your customer you get your own mechanics to Pdi them again? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : .. supplied from a dealer and pdi'd by the dealer. >> I'd say "PDI'd" is a very loose term 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Yep Im as old fangled as they come... >>> Hence the sheepskin coat and Jaaaaaag 4.2 4 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Yep Im as old fangled as they come, used to let the leasing companies find customers for me, and use our finance 4 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton RT : RT : Barry, Barry, Barry. >> Who is Barry? Never heard of him... Is he an old fangl… 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Barry, Barry, Barry. >> Who is Barry? Never heard of him... Is he an old fangled car dealer? 4 days ago Reply
MotorMistress OK then *forgiven* lol #leasinggossip will love me even more now *coughs* 4 days ago Reply
MotorMistress Barry, Barry, Barry. 4 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton And i stress "someone like" and not actually her 4 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Although if you are a company and run several makes and models, it pains me to say that i may go to someone like 4 days ago Reply
ashpron RT : too important a subject to interact at low level you're simply a car sales person so you're demeaning your ow… 4 days ago Reply
stujbanderson The Stu Anderson Daily is out! Stories via 5 days ago Reply
joeBRFCslater RT : RT : shit website > No thanks! 5 days ago Reply
thetonyshort just seen that come through, thanks, appreciate it. The #sketchpads won't be as colourful as your site :-) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Anyone know how I can capture 8 or 9 video streams from a CCTV system??? Anyone want to sell me one? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahahaha, someone set up a fake Scottish Border post at Carter Bar :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Loving take on the forthcoming #referendum >> Just bought some gear from you. Cool. :@) 5 days ago Reply
thetonyshort Loving take on the forthcoming #referendum 5 days ago Reply
GazTheJourno Nooooooo RT : RT : LING! You can't cook the cat >> Black cat soup = lucky 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : LING! You can't cook the cat - even if the bugger did eat my ham for today's sarnies. >> Black cat soup = lucky 5 days ago Reply
GazTheJourno LING! You can't cook the cat - even if the bugger did eat my ham for today's sarnies. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Do you live in Greenwich and is this your (AWOL) cat? If so... >> Delicious, boiled. 5 days ago Reply
northo Perfect answer. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : But what will you be celebrating? >> Democracy, probably. 5 days ago Reply
northo But what will you be celebrating? 5 days ago Reply
IWantAPoem Not as yet. KWS speaks for me. 'Please Don't Go' RT : Have you done a poem for Scotland? 5 days ago Reply
lordlancaster Let's wait & see what happens. We have 6 million customers in many countries around the world so we'd cope with a Yes vote. 5 days ago Reply
Heutagogy There was a young man called Jock...who had a very small ???? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The first one to get ready gets a quality street. #MumBribes >> Have you done a poem for Scotland? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I have no idea. >> Shouldn't they quickly get one? Many Sage customers will be in different country soon. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : function() getModels() { return $this->makes; } - how to start a Tuesday… :( >> Ah, looks familiar. Codding, eh? 5 days ago Reply
lordlancaster I have no idea. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : that is beyond comment >> :) 5 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce that is beyond comment 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you are a car salesperson Ling simple > That is an outrageous slur. I don't lie, take drugs or wear cheap suit. 5 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce you are a car salesperson Ling simple 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS What is Sage's view on the Scottish vote? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you're demeaning your own professionalism >> "Car sales" & "professionalism" should NEVER be in same sentence. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Picador: "enter your details if you [want] more information about this offer:" why not just GIVE more info on website? 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : too important a subject to interact at low level >>> So why tweet nonsense about it? 5 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce too important a subject to interact at low level you're simply a car sales person so you're demeaning your own professionalism 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Alistair Darling giving it a proper 'we're doooomed' on Good Morning Scotland >> Typical of the NO campaign. Yee'r doomed... 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will be going to Edinburgh on Thursday night after work, to celebrate on the streets with the Scottish voters :) Will be a momentous night 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You wouldn't buy a used car without all the facts > Wrong, car salesmen do their best to HIDE facts and lie (like the No). 5 days ago Reply
chrislentzy News NIPPLE: Scots vote sparks 10m Facebook hits #socialmedia 5 days ago Reply
TheYellowTaxi Thanks to you BOTH 5 days ago Reply
TheYellowTaxi RT : This issue was resolved several days ago. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience ca… 5 days ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : Just to remind everyone if you missed it earlier, Ya Jun now sings Flower of Scotland on my homepage automatically :) http:/… 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : for sponsoring me this season we won the U14's John North cup on Sunday >>> Great! :) 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A big thank you for sponsoring me this season we won the U14's John North cup on Sunday just for you x http://… 5 days ago Reply
halfjobtissy A big thank you for sponsoring me this season we won the U14's John North cup on Sunday just for you x 5 days ago Reply
YourTaximeter This issue was resolved several days ago. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience caused. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS ..so load my homepage and listen to a Chinese rendering support for Scotland YES campaign. It's more fun when you say yes. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just to remind everyone if you missed it earlier, Ya Jun now sings Flower of Scotland on my homepage automatically :) 5 days ago Reply
mahmooa1 RT : Yes the AA has Ireland covered and will continue to cover Scotland after vote 5 days ago Reply
fgalv Here you go babe 5 days ago Reply
AAPresident Yes the AA has Ireland covered and will continue to cover Scotland after vote 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I’ve had to use the AA in Fleetwood, Belfast and Dublin >> Yeah, I'll need to know, for customers 5 days ago Reply
vitaminsludge I’ve had to use the AA in Fleetwood, Belfast and Dublin on the same journey in a Rover P6 so yeah its true. 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The AA will continue..both north and south of the border >> What happens in NI & Eire? Is that the same? 5 days ago Reply
UKNetMonitor Will you do cross-border recovery or will that need European Breakdown Cover? 5 days ago Reply
AAPresident The AA will continue to serve drivers as The AA both north and south of the border whatever the outcome. 6 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Come to think of it, i dont wear a suit either, as for being an idiot, you got me 6 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton someone has to fix them when they go wrong, and they WILL go wrong! 6 days ago Reply
Heutagogy Not buy, just agent like orange wheels. Thinking of buying next but will miss your great customer service :( 6 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Cant speak for anyone else but ive never taken an illegal substance in my life, 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : with all your contacts why don't you get into proper selling of cars ...? >> Why? Why buy car stock? 6 days ago Reply
Heutagogy with all your contacts why don't you get into proper selling of cars as well as lease cars? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... 0 investment leasing co's > Zero investment? Should I invest in big buildings full of drug-addled idiotics in suits? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... 0 investment leasing co's > Zero investment? What does car dealer "investment" create? Big glass boxes? Impressive. 6 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I wouldn't get too complacent if i was u because if theres 1 thing the Motor Trade can do without its 0 investment leasing co's 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Aye Aye >> Oooooooh, very good. 6 days ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : Here is Ya Jun. Singing like hell. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edmund , what's the AA's view on Scotland indy? Will you create AAS? Or ScotAA? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hey you're a shower of shite too. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Anyone want a sim only deal ? I've got a drawer full of the fu*king things. #Phones4U 6 days ago Reply
artaride RT : Here is Ya Jun. Singing like hell. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is Ya Jun. Singing like hell. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right. My website now features Ya Jun singing Flower of Scotland. Yes, it is out of tune, but hell - is independence supposed to be perfect? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ya Jun is now live singing an out of tune FLOWER OF SCOTLAND - turn up ye' speakers! Refresh! 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 'international group' >> Flower of Scotland on my website!!! Load! 6 days ago Reply
Oscraar RT : en kille kastade en krona på mig nu ska jag köpa en bil från lingscars 6 days ago Reply
Snowmec en kille kastade en krona på mig nu ska jag köpa en bil från lingscars 6 days ago Reply
ufarrochil [Attempts to write pithy joke about Chinese independence that doesn't sound racist or mention Taiwan. Fails.] ;) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : of course we're doom-laden. It's a national characteristic.. >> Hmm, you have 1314 plus the curling as successes? 6 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Not so fast i dont think would be an easy person to work with, 6 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton RT : Thank you for your application. The job is yours. 6 days ago Reply
ufarrochil We're Scottish, of course we're doom-laden. It's a national characteristic... 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it's reality I'd rather know the currency, central bank, EU NATO Truth, truthful oil rev >> Vote NO if you want 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thank you for your application. The job is yours. >> I am working on Flower of Scotland on my HP now. 6 days ago Reply
KDEWMG Thank you for your application. The job is yours. 6 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce it's reality I'd rather know the currency, central bank, EU NATO Truth, truthful oil revenues and why I should divorce from UK 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : was Tiananmen Square a high point in China > Daft argument. No tanks, no blood, no army on street in Scotland. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A better parallel is petrol stations. >> Job advert: 3rd monkey required to contribute to Twitter twattle :) 6 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce was Tiananmen Square a high point in China I was there not pretty. Shouting louder is not positive 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : vandalism, intimidation & mob rule is reality of Yes > ..cos all it does is focus in negative stuff like this. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : vandalism, intimidation & mob rule is reality of Yes >> exactly what I'm saying, the No campaign is pessimistic 6 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce your obviously not in Scotland vandalism, intimidation & mob rule is reality of Yes, not a trivial subject Ling 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ok, as you're using an old link.. ^IM > I *DO* understand it's an old link, but a) it works, b) it's insecure 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scotland: The "NO" vote is so pessimistic and doom-laden, the "YES" vote is so optimistic and full of hope. That's a big difference. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Please try logging on here: . ^IM >> Don't try and fix me, fix your link! Nit :) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ok, as you're using an old link, >> My point: the link works but security has lapsed. Needs fixing or deleting 6 days ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Ok, as you're using an old link, that page may no longer be valid. Please try logging on here: . ^IM 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ^IM > So, to be clear, the old LloydsTSB link works (many people still use that) but has invalid security. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : are you trying to access our Business log on page when that message appears? ^IM > Yes, old Lloyds TSB link. 6 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce you must be on the Scottish site 6 days ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi again. Just to confirm, are you trying to access our Business log on page when that message appears? ^IM 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS ! seems you let your security certificate expire on (lloydstsb) yet link works 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edward II, in 1314 ... hmmm, no wonder HM the Queen thinks the people of Scotland should "think very carefully". Edward II should have done. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Your wee bit hill and glen"... looking forward to getting [O Flower of Scotland] sung with feeling by Ya Jun up on my website, today. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : just ordered another eagle… never used any other dealer more than once #thirdone >> Big compliment, ta! 6 days ago Reply
raysmuckles just ordered another eagle… never used any other dealer more than once #thirdone 6 days ago Reply
bostondatacomm a bit muddy. Flashing animations as well. #bdc14 #dataviz 6 days ago Reply
campbellurq RT : RT : Thanks for your support. :) >> Pleasure. The bullying Westminster fools need a slap. Be brave! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks for your support. :) >> Pleasure. The bullying Westminster fools need a slap. Be brave! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS On Thursday night a LINGsCARS delegation will visit Edinburgh to welcome the new independent country of Scotland. I will be there 9pm to 1am 1 week ago Reply
campbellurq Thanks for your support. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have been recording "O Flower of Scotland" with Ya Jun in great singing form, for my homepage. 1 week ago Reply
halfjobtissy RT : Here's Laurence Tissington batting away. I sponsor him, he is future cricket superstar 1 week ago Reply
halfjobtissy ": Photos from junior presentation evening courtesy of Dave Scanlon " 1 week ago Reply
halfjobtissy ": Photos from junior presentation evening courtesy of Dave Scanlon " 1 week ago Reply
AECC_cricket RT : The boys from with at presentation night well done to all. Ta http:/… 1 week ago Reply
JayneHowarth My friend's car has gone kaput and someone on FB recommended he leased instead from this person *eyes bleeding*! 1 week ago Reply
halfjobtissy The boys from with at presentation night well done to all. Ta 1 week ago Reply
Oscraar Lingscars är en bra hemsida 1 week ago Reply
AECC_cricket RT : Awaiting the prestigious presentations at here hoping 1 week ago Reply
halfjobtissy Awaiting the prestigious presentations at here hoping 1 week ago Reply
Erwinvk RT : What a website (Don't click if your epileptic!) #designfail #gifsahoy 1 week ago Reply
richardson_joel looks like and had a love child… where's the 160x600? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Happy f*cking Christmas. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : *uck me, they're joining the EU now? >> No, it's just a freebie trip for Herman von Rumpy at OUR expense 1 week ago Reply
torson27 RT : RT : you're constantly on my computer screen. No seriously your website froze my screen. > Another satis… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cracked £30,000 GP for Sept... it's only the 12th. So that's good. In 1 week, I fly to Japan for 10 days holiday. Osaka & Kyoto, kimosabe. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ordered some 135w energy saver bulbs for my streetlights. All 12 are now concreted in, too 3 cubic metres. Ian has straightened them all. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you're constantly on my computer screen. No seriously your website froze my screen. > Another satisfied customer :) 1 week ago Reply
WebKnit Yes it's excellent Ling I must admit. All Scottish people need to see this! 1 week ago Reply
torson27 Oh ling, you're constantly on my computer screen. No seriously your website froze my screen... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : On a serious note >> Come on! Who else has a tartan scalextric on their homepage? Surely your computer can run THAT? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : anyone with epilepsy ever had issues with your site? >> Oh, that would be unfortunate. Recommend euthanasia. :) 1 week ago Reply
WebKnit On a serious not has anyone with epilepsy ever had issues with your site? 1 week ago Reply
torson27 RT : Sorry Ling. Came looking for a car hire, but left with a frozen computer. 1 week ago Reply
lukeberry99 RT : RT : Came looking for a car hire, but left with a frozen computer. > Ah, You should be looking for a new … 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Came looking for a car hire, but left with a frozen computer. > Ah, You should be looking for a new computer instead 1 week ago Reply
WebKnit Sorry Ling. Came looking for a car hire, but left with a frozen computer. 1 week ago Reply
chrisgreenaway_ RT : RT : nice website >> Thanks! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS The only website in the world with a tartan scalextric on the homepage : - Superbio! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : shit website > No thanks! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : nice website >> Thanks! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This fuc*ing chicken >> Which chicken? My chicken? 1 week ago Reply
Cereal_Bather This f*cking chicken 1 week ago Reply
joeBRFCslater jokes, phat website 1 week ago Reply
joeBRFCslater shit website 1 week ago Reply
chrisgreenaway_ nice website 1 week ago Reply
grumbo RT : These look fun. I had similar one, growing up in China.>> Me, too. Pram wheels, string and plank £2. 1 week ago Reply
specialistcars1 "Oh, these look fun. I had similar thing to this, growing up in China." Privileged up bringing Ling :) 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge I want one. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, these look fun. I had similar thing to this, growing up in China. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why isn't Wales "Better Together"? Last time I looked, loads of stuff seemed a bit shit, there... like Health, Education, Employment, etc 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yes... I meant that. forgive me, it's 1am here and I'm tired :P >> See you on "COPS" in about 7 years? 1 week ago Reply
_Brentnew Ik zou zo'n echt wel een keer willen maken :) En dan zoveel mogelijk tables/iframes en inline styling erin. 1 week ago Reply
BetterDesignNY RT : What a website (Don't click if your epileptic!) #designfail #gifsahoy 1 week ago Reply
TwEvert What a website (Don't click if your epileptic!) #designfail #gifsahoy 1 week ago Reply
StormGryphon yes... I meant that. forgive me, it's 1am here and I'm tired :P 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce not sustainable not costed just a short term promise to get power 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you don't mess about 3.5mm? >> 2.5mm. No single run more than 150m. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce you don't mess about 3.5mm? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Would the last entrepreneur leaving Scotland >> Lower Corp tax sounds very attractive to me. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just called the police. A f*cking bawl just broke out behind my unit > Do you mean "a brawl"? Just checking. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have all my 12 lamp posts in holes and wired together. Now need a concrete truck, today. Used 500m of armoured cable, eventually. 1 week ago Reply
MastroWebGuy RT : RT : YOUR SITE IS GARBAGE. I'M BLIND BECAUSE OF ITS PUTRID COLOR. >> Shusssh. 1 week ago Reply
worldwidewebsta Phat UX in practice - . WOW 1 week ago Reply
JqNinja You've heard of Lean UX … but have you heard of Phat UX? #LeanUX 1 week ago Reply
lewisdeanuk Really is! RT : Greatest website in the history of the internet. Right click, select 'View Page Source': 1 week ago Reply
aaron_cutler Hands down the greatest website in the history of the internet. Right click and select 'View Page Source': 1 week ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : If you missed it last night, I have LAUNCHED my SCOT flavour homepage, for the vote. Be brave! http:/… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 67 Britons died in the Twin Tower atrocity 13 years ago today - >>> And how many Scots? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Which scare stories Nicola? >> Oh, pick any from the 50 tossed around this week.... you don't win by being negative, Dr No. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : top gag but thoughts are with families and friends of the lost > Also Catalonia Independence day 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If you're in rural #Northumberland & need the police please phone 101. We're working to fix the problem with 999 > Ooops 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think, today, Porsche will surrender the hashtag :-) >> UK had the same issue with them, after the Blitz. 1 week ago Reply
johncburns ho ho! 1 week ago Reply
CraigLeGrice I think, today, Porsche will surrender the hashtag :-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My pension pot is with a Scots provider. I'll need to move it to England if Scots say goodbye > Oh no, Scotland's fuc*ed now 1 week ago Reply
weed_removal RT : If you missed it last night, I have LAUNCHED my SCOT flavour homepage, for the vote. Be brave! http:/… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : May we never forget. #911>> Craig... I think that's a Porsche, to be honest. You mean 9-11? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : misinterpreted ... >>> New sign with correct Garlic is up ... thanks! 1 week ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Well, yes I could do that! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 2014 Mitsubishi L200 Barbarian Review >> Wishy washy. Just write "It's a pick-up". Save text. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS The fLASH PLUG-IN HAS CRASHED. again. sHEESH. And my caps lock was stuck on. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Actually, change le to aig, >> Changed, thanks 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Fàilte don Chomh-Arbas le Salmond. Hope that works for you. >> Thank you very much, xie xie ni. 1 week ago Reply
jjb362 misinterpreted as by, thus implying that Salmond is doing the welcoming. 1 week ago Reply
jjb362 Actually, change le to aig, which means at and also denotes possession, and is in fct less capable of being 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Fàilte don Chomh-Arbas le Salmond. Hope that works for you. >> Thank you very mich, xie xie ni. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce just a fact no central bank in Scotland money flight serious already but unreported 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Salmond ...Fàilte don Chomh-Arbas le Salmond. > SUPERB! :) I will change sign wording within the hour! 1 week ago Reply
graemehunter RT : If you missed it last night, I have LAUNCHED my SCOT flavour homepage, for the vote. Be brave! http:/… 1 week ago Reply
jjb362 Salmond is generally left as it is, so you have Fàilte don Chomh-Arbas le Salmond. Hope that works for you. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : genitive definite article, but rather the word le, with which is used... >> Oh Jesus :) 1 week ago Reply
GazTheJourno RT : RT : What do you need help with? > Wow :) The Gaelic on the blue sign pls 1 week ago Reply
jjb362 genitive definite article, but rather the word le, with which is used to denote belonging in Scottish Gaelic. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...and then not na which is the feminine > Yes, I KNEW I would get tenses, gender and plurals wrong :) 1 week ago Reply
jjb362 succession or holding, so the first part is Fàilte don chomh-arbas, and then not na which is the feminine 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...and from this the Gaelic comh-arbas,a religious... > So what should the sign read, in Garlic? 1 week ago Reply
jjb362 Well, the meaning of caliphate in English is succession, and from this the Gaelic comh-arbas,a religious... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you missed it last night, I have LAUNCHED my SCOT flavour homepage, for the vote. Be brave! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : So confirmation that RBS, founded in Scotland in 1727, would redomicile.. the plc, to england, after a Yes vote. > Stinks 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm getting mightily pissed off with all these "great and good" from businesses, who are threatening Scots so they influence the vote. Bad. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : John Lewis boss says 'be economic consequences' of Scottish independence > He's another one who can fuc* RIGHT OFF :) 1 week ago Reply
Eagle_force_555 RT : RT : What do you need help with? > Wow :) The Gaelic on the blue sign pls 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear - threatening Scotland to influence the referendum stinks. If you threaten the Scots, I threaten to leave Lloyds. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The great thing about Ling's Cars... >> Ooops, I missed this. Thks so much! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lesson learned from Lings Cars: ...threw up every graphic... #mktgnation14 > Heh. Bollocks. It's art. ART. A masterpiece 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : No problem. What do you need help with? >> You can see it live on 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : No problem. What do you need help with? >> I kind of made it up from real roadsign and Irish translate 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What do you need help with? > Wow :) The Gaelic on the blue sign pls 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : So... Filming this #ASX today ... See more of the car soon on > Oh dear 1 week ago Reply
jjb362 No problem. What do you need help with? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hello , I've been recommended to you by - I have one sentence of Garlic from my hp to correct, would you oblige? Ta :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : YOUR SITE IS GARBAGE. I'M BLIND BECAUSE OF ITS PUTRID COLOR. >> Shusssh. 1 week ago Reply
JacobArbiter217 RT : Here is my homepage - as a picture. Go and visit, see my Scotland Scalextric! 1 week ago Reply
jameswrubel Look kids! Big Ben! MySpace! 1 week ago Reply
jacobgunnarsson This #webdesign is amazingly horrible 1 week ago Reply
andinspire This site is an example of why we need #GraphicDesigners. #designerproblems #wtf #whyisthishappening #no 1 week ago Reply
unknownforce and the ugliest website award goes to..... 1 week ago Reply
GerhardMaree The website to end all websites. God help us. 1 week ago Reply
tempertemper RT : Here is my homepage - as a picture. Go and visit, see my Scotland Scalextric! 1 week ago Reply
JacobArbiter217 YOUR SITE IS GARBAGE. I'M BLIND BECAUSE OF ITS PUTRID COLOR. 1 week ago Reply
TammiTan Pretty sure will get tons of traffic today. #mktgnation14 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Needs the Delorean >> Can't find a Scalextric Delorean. I looked and looked. 1 week ago Reply
tones810 I just clicked! RT : haha is being called out as the WORST website. #awkward #mktgnation14 1 week ago Reply
stevecarpenter Needs the Delorean 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS After the weekend, I will have Ya Jun singing FLOWER OF SCOT-ER-LAND on my scalextric Salmond home page :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Current cars running on my Scalextric are Mk1 Cortina (Lotus version), Ford Anglia and Rover SD1. Rover really slides around corners. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS At last, I've a scalextric deployed on my homepage. It will get better, soon will be able to choose cars incl: 3.0L Capri, & choose location 1 week ago Reply
alexismramsey haha is being called out as the WORST website. #awkward #mktgnation14 1 week ago Reply
iainreid Lingscars homepage is nuts (but prb effective) at the best of times, but now has added #indyref overtones 1 week ago Reply
randallbell New homepage at work on - here's my favourite bit: 1 week ago Reply
RichardCarter RT : Here is my homepage - as a picture. Go and visit, see my Scotland Scalextric! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : works for me. Chickens and all. > Ta 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you rang? Looks ok to me? >> Thanks 1 week ago Reply
getIDed RT : Here is my homepage - as a picture. Go and visit, see my Scotland Scalextric! 1 week ago Reply
Nick1236 RT : Here is my homepage - as a picture. Go and visit, see my Scotland Scalextric! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is my homepage - as a picture. Go and visit, see my Scotland Scalextric! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS SCOTLAND !!! SALMOND !!! A cow with HORNS!!! On my website home page NOW! visit and vote! (also scalextric cars) 1 week ago Reply
gregorymarler works for me. Chickens and all. 1 week ago Reply
dan_of_steele you rang? Looks ok to me? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh shit. I've messed up my homepage, it's empty! Aaaagh. Come on Daniel! 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce he's saying Yes to anything at the Mo Haha 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : link >>>> Wait, I am just getting authorisation from Alex Salmond. He is on phone. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce link 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS No other UK business has the bottle (of Buckfast) to represent the Scottish thing on their home page. Yet, it's a MASSIVE thing for the UK. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My Scottish Referendum HOME PAGE will be up in 2 minutes. Get ready to click. Daniel is deploying now. Wait!!! No one else has this. 1 week ago Reply
MatthewGJensen #ff : LINGsCARS 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Devo-Max for Scotland ....Unfair to England #indyref >> You are in USA. Sssssh. 1 week ago Reply
SebasBrouwer RT : Hier alvast een hele erge, inclusief kip, stewardess en draaiende aardbollen: #worstwebshopsever 1 week ago Reply
adrianmott I've never seen a website like this, unbelievable: 1 week ago Reply
nicolagatti Best website on the net. Non scherzo! 1 week ago Reply
CarlienLaarman Hier alvast een hele erge, inclusief kip, stewardess en draaiende aardbollen: #worstwebshopsever 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My Scotch tribute home page "dinnae gooo, och feck off then" will be launched soon. Featuring tartan, Ya Jun and Flower of Scootland. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : the other one, obviously! >> Ah, I'll be quiet then. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thinking of relocating my company to North of THE BORDER for 1 day, the day of the vote next week, just to join in. Pubs open all day! 1 week ago Reply
joshyftw the other one, obviously! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Bring back that woman from Lings Cars. >> Which woman? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Salmond: "Like posh twat Zulus... thoosands of 'em": 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's a lovely sunny day here in Scotland & the crowds are already gathering to meet Ed. 1 week ago Reply
grumbo You mean Chaelic? 1 week ago Reply
AgentP22 I can help. BBC ALBA = BBC SCOTLAND. INTERNET = INTERNET. SALMOND = BLUSTERING LYING BULLY 1 week ago Reply
Clangnuts French? 1 week ago Reply
waiyeehong What do you want? Chopped garlic? Minced garlic? Garlic powder? Garlic slices? etc etc. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you mean Gaelic? > Yes. 1 week ago Reply
Marshallmedia you mean Gaelic? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can anyone here speak Garlic? I need a translation, accurate. Ta. 1 week ago Reply
jfranzy CTRL + U PRA VER O MELHOR HTML 1 week ago Reply
jfranzy MELHOR SITE 1 week ago Reply
SimpleRouge Я нашла сайт для эпилептиков: 1 week ago Reply
PTSD17 look at a fixed term lease, that's what I done to avoid huge bills. Look at for idea on costs. 1 week ago Reply
MrKevHunter you didnt tell us you had done car leasing web sites too? 1 week ago Reply
my_name_is_dan Я нашёл лучший в мире сайт для продажи\покупки автомобилей)) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "The main UK party leaders are visiting Scotland to campaign against independence, ahead of the referendum." - oops, looks like they've lost 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Car dealer manager ref my weed-control customer: "Has he got anything that gets rid of rats? We got some salesmen that need exterminating." 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS A great selling day today - nearly £5000 Gross Profit. 1 week ago Reply
henrytalbot2 Are you not married? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Are you married? >> Correct. 1 week ago Reply
henrytalbot2 Are you married? 1 week ago Reply
gluttonyx I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 1 week ago Reply
danatchison This: #bestwebsiteever 1 week ago Reply
matthewtlamb I already knew it was going to be LingsCars before I clicked the link. And on that basis, it's both. 1 week ago Reply
IglooLondon Is this the worst website ever? Or is it the best? You tell us. 1 week ago Reply
CRWales Speaking of eyes: see if they survive this (surprisingly successful) business's website: 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : small price to pay to get it right wouldn't want to dig it up again >> Will dig it in today. Lampposts tomorrow 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce small price to pay to get it right wouldn't want to dig it up again 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce Saltire is now tainted like BNP George Cross 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look at the difference: YES or NO ... Yes = a youtube vid full of emotion. Amazing differences 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS In the end I bought 200m of 2.5mm2 armoured cable yesterday. I thought I should go slightly heavier than 1.5mm2. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : want cities, towns and villages across UK to fly Saltire > Oh dear. Desperate. Where do they get flags? ...The YES campaign 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yesterday I got the water supply and a 20-pair BT line in for my new office at the farm. Dig, dig, dig. Keep on digging. Next - streetlights 1 week ago Reply
DaifKing Business Website done correctly: 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner your electrical wholesaler you buy the cable from ought to be able to tell you. 1 week ago Reply
mark_russ67 depends on the type of lighting it is only a guide but at least stops your cable heating the ground up! 1 week ago Reply
richms Shows they dont value your custom so go elsewhere and when you finally get a reply, you reply with too late. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce just take his passport off him 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS "We aim to handle your inquiry as soon as possible, normally this is within 4 business days. " - what sort of service, is that? = SHIT 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yes. > Why does lighting circuit make difference? Due to diversity at startup? 1 week ago Reply
to_yonik Вдохновение, 1 week ago Reply
CrittendenAutoB yes, absolutely! Better to let the drones bomb him in Syria than have him start a jihad in your office. 1 week ago Reply
Ricardo_Bald FREEDOM! 1 week ago Reply
mark_russ67 yes. gives min cable size 1.5mm2 drop is 5.22 volts 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Guy says he needs some time off to go fight for Caliphate of Salmond, next week. Should I release a worker to fight in a foreign conflict? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does anyone know what mm2 size electrical (armoured) cable to run 1amp over about 200m max? For my streetlights... can't figure V drop out. 1 week ago Reply
B3MX5 its in more supposed higher end cars than people realise as well sadly. Utter dross. 1 week ago Reply
lakey Nürburgring, obv. 1 week ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Needs traffic lights, a contraflow and a service station selling alcohol... 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My scalextric project is coming along. Have a look at it... suggest some ideas? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : wonder what gets them out of bed in the morning >> They like to talk shit, write books and have big egos. 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce wonder what gets them out of bed in the morning 1 week ago Reply
MoodySlayerUK I want them gone along with their 41 Labour MPs 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Consensus is that only Labour can save the Union >> Scotland, be brave. "save the union" bleugggh. Look to the future! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS All these "motivational" business speakers. The least they could do, is run businesses that *make* money. Yet... most are in piles of debt. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does anyone else HATE the fake "chrome" in new car interiors, that is actually plastic?. It's just - 100% shit. Just as bad as fake wood. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I buy mine in 45 gallon drums , it's worth buying it like that, you soon use it >> Ta! 1 week ago Reply
njalskinner I buy mine in 45 gallon drums , it's worth buying it like that, you soon use it 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : footfall into UK franchise dealers Sun v Sat -50% >> Down 50%, you say? 1 week ago Reply
MarianneW_ Who knows? If thet don't get their currency sorted out you may be able to barter some chickens! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I need 50 litres more 10w30 universal tractor oil. Will it be cheaper to buy it in Scotland in 2 weeks? 1 week ago Reply
vitaminsludge Accidentally watched Dragons Den. Reminded of this Still f*cking love it. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, just got back from diving near Seahouses. Got £1600 GP of signed orders sitting on my system, that's great! :) 1 week ago Reply
PhilBillingham RT : Jesus FCA ... why use "jargon" we need to "bust"? FAIL!!! Speak in plain English! 2 weeks ago Reply
ssaxim RT : Jesus FCA ... why use "jargon" we need to "bust"? FAIL!!! Speak in plain English! 2 weeks ago Reply
hapticmusing The great thing about Ling's Cars is that it is a legitimate company 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Maybe you should change your website name to THECARSOFLING >> Still missing spaces... 2 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol Maybe you should change your website name to 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : There is a space. Whereas you still run "Lings Cars" [sic]. >> No, it's LINGsCARS [sic], that's my trademark TM. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh God! Your form has FIFTY SIX pages. 56! And you take 6 months, or 12 months if I make a mistake? Aaagh 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jesus FCA ... why use "jargon" we need to "bust"? FAIL!!! Speak in plain English! 2 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol There is a space. Whereas you still run "Lings Cars" [sic]. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Put an apostrophe in your website header, then we can talk.> Only when you insert a space in Sniff Petrol (.com) 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I have spare children but they now load from the front 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dear Sky F1, etc etc > Also, etc. should be used with logical progression (1, 2, 3, etc.) when at least 2 items are named 2 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol Put an apostrophe in your website header, then we can talk. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dear Sky F1, whoever wrote "1950's" must be SACKED. Yrs, etc etc >> "Etc." should have a full stop after it, also... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My boys >>... but apart from decap potential, looks great fun. In fact I want a mini-digger, 3cx often too big 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My boys >>..so the dumper boy is never in swing radius of the digger. I think doing it as they are is a bit eek 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My boys clearing plots3&4.. >> I would always load the front of the dumper, so... 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce My boys clearing plots3&4 with big boys toys back to school now 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Still thinking about the Scottish thing, and still have the same verdict: Be brave. Vote for independence. Are you men, or mice? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I thought you wanted cheaper posts ☺>> Yeah, but 12 matching are hard to find, ready with tops, to go in ground 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Attention all hackers: You are hacking everything else so please hack Obama's college records ... >>> You are a loony. 2 weeks ago Reply
trunigerianfam why won't you face me on the court 2 weeks ago Reply
Snarkaroni Looking for something to read this weekend? You'll thank me later.* *or not 2 weeks ago Reply
JackKeye Voted the worst website in the world in my web development class. It's so bad, it's good. Reload to hear more songs!! 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I thought you wanted cheaper posts ☺ 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I ... while making a coffee. Need to up your game ling ;-) >> What's "ooop" with ? 2 weeks ago Reply
MastroWebGuy what matters is if they show up. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Super £5000 GP sales day today. Paid for the 12 x cast iron reclaimed lamp posts and copper tops I have bought (just). :) 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Seth Godin nails website conversions and all the bollocks people talk about it >> Brilliant, as usual. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seth Godin nails website conversions and all the bollocks people talk about it 2 weeks ago Reply
Magnesiumsoft I did that much while making a coffee. Need to up your game ling ;-) 2 weeks ago Reply
HatsHamilton that link I sent come in useful? 2 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud you better make more than £600 gross to pay for that. Back to work you! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today I'm looking at buying a dozen cast iron lamp posts for my farm. Plus 30 4xtube light units for inside my barn. Getting prep for winter 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am losing my touch... only processed £600 of Gross Profit so far, this morning. Boooo. Need more coffee. 2 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen #ff : LINGsCARS 2 weeks ago Reply
kourindouhime хочу себе такой же 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nice dumper! Can I have a go? >> Dumper is lovely-jubbly. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : : M&S logo > =Shit. It is M&S + the word "only". Idiots. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : my boys love playing with ours >> After the JCB it is the BEST thing. Works like crazy with JCB, a real team. 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce my boys love playing with ours 2 weeks ago Reply
dronesoverEPSM Nice dumper! Can I have a go? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> Hmm, I want the ones you concrete in. These seem a bit pricey. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My 3rd pic of British shit: My little 3-tonne Thwaites dumper - lovely 3 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My 1965 Landrover Series II - lovely 2 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More pics... my JCB 3CX (J reg) = lovely 1 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I normally find Caterpillars on building sites 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is a close-up of the green monster, it's amazing. This is E-N-G-E-R-L-A-N-D? Not Africa! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look at this monster Ian found while doing the groundworks: 2 weeks ago Reply
krasmanalderey Aber lingscars ist irgendwie cool. . 2 weeks ago Reply
krasmanalderey Wir brauchen etwas, dass selbst lingscars übertrift, oh gott das wird schwer. 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce Google salvage yard Berwick Tweed 2 weeks ago Reply
HatsHamilton try these guys we got a fireplace from them 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : *adding epilepsy warning to the Lings Cars site link* >> Damn you :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rdiculous. Car dealers in the USA moaning because Tesla is selling TOO MANY cars directly. When will dealers realise they're middlemen? 2 weeks ago Reply
RedHotPennyUK great news :) #loveitwhenaplancomestogether 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Need "victorian" or old cast iron lamp posts, probably x10. Does anyone know where I should look? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sales running at £3000 more than this day in Sept last year, so started the month on a good effort so far. 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : I often turn at least £1000 before most other people start work. There may be a moral in this, somewhere.>> Get up later! 2 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine Thanks, sent prices to sales @ :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Volgarik ААААААААААА!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 weeks ago Reply
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apexys #lastRT #webdesign #responsive #html5 #agile #css3 #coffeescript #damnhipsters 2 weeks ago Reply
apexys RT : what the actual 2 weeks ago Reply
scattermoon what the actual 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce that's the alkathine paid for 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Yes there is. The early bird catches the worm >> I eat so much, Wong says I have worms. So that makes sense :) 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Yes there is. The early bird catches the worm & successful people get up / start working earlier! :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It occurs to me that I often turn at least £1000 before most other people roll up to start at work. There may be a moral in this, somewhere. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good good, first £1000 of the day under my belt. I love early morning car orders. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The perfect >> Hmm. At [stage 1] in my house there would be "epileptic tiger with rabies " reaction. 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I've got gas power water sewer and Bt bit of a monopoly up here at least I dug the trench otherwise over £20000 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : this is how it looks at my end after £6000 >> I've spent £450 :) heh 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : this is how it looks at my end after £6000 >> Very pretty :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Looks like you could do with me quoting on your Lexmark toners ;) > Yes please C780H1KG, YG, MG, CG. Ta. 2 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge People really love the old Land Rovers 2 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine Looks like you could do with me quoting on your Lexmark toners ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
daankortenbach Webontwikkelaars, kijk zo moet het!!! Echt. Serieus. RT : Ik moest gelijk denken naar 2 weeks ago Reply
smushface my sw engineering teacher gave as an example of bad design. Amazing. 2 weeks ago Reply
docket jees this is some website 2 weeks ago Reply
djbender RT : Best worst website ever. In case you were looking. 2 weeks ago Reply
CUNYfrist Sure u're not exaggerating? lol RT CUNYfirst is the most annoying website I have ever came across 2 weeks ago Reply
liamgh Great example of best practice in web design: (via ) 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce holes in the ground cost loads and nothing to show for it 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce this is how it looks at my end after £6000 2 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Impossible to drive with a hangover. Your arms must be strong fighting with it. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I like your green Landrover. Is it an original? > Of course original 2&1/4 petrol 1965 2 weeks ago Reply
vreeman Ik moest gelijk denken naar 2 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge I like your green Landrover. Is it an original or has it a TDi engine? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Its hardly the three gorges. >> After a pipe-burst, it will be EXACTLY like the 3-gorges. 2 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong Ahhhhh, country-living. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is where my water gous into farmhouse. Massive foundations in the way, solid stone, massive. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You could fight a war from my water trenches: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just like the 3 gorges. This is my 2014 tribute to The Somme : 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is where the water is going a) to bungalow, b) to farm, c) new office (NO SUPPLY THERE YET) 2 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Its hardly the three gorges. 2 weeks ago Reply
Trebor_76 add a spare duct- they always come in handy 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Some pics showing scale of my water problems at the farm. This is from the new water meters. I have spare pipe in... 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce Scottish power quote 10k for 20m trench. I dig it for 1k they lay cable for 2k still a rip off 2 weeks ago Reply
stevejwikeley Best examples of the internet 2 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Its about the ego and a bit of free publicity .. 2 weeks ago Reply
Gordon_to_Earth Just incase you forgot 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hey have you got a sideline in Sydney?! >> Laos/Viet woman makes good. "Ling" is slogan 2 weeks ago Reply
mradamdubois Hey have you got a sideline in Sydney?! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ha ha, you called it! >> :) 2 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw And the fastest kettle in the North... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Kings' lawyer ... >> Do news networks really need to broadcast from a hospital? I think media frenzies need an examination. 2 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen ha ha, you called it! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 18 Things Highly Creative People Do Differently >> 1. They don't make numerical lists for a start 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Overclockers: You have been banned for Trolling, giving OcUK a bad name on other forums... yet hahahahaha! Ta! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : pics? >> Bah, later. I need to buy some readymix concrete now. 2 weeks ago Reply
andygambles pics? 2 weeks ago Reply
dmchapman just tell people it’s art, and you’ve buried gold. People will come dig it for you. Worked for Folkestone 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have a feeling if neutral overhead wire snapped, I would have 415v to my house, which would have melted something. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So nearly snapped the neutral wire of my overhead 3-phase supply, because farmer laid electric which feed off it, in gas pipe (got pulled). 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now, I just need 90m of 1" alkothene down in 1m deep trenches, connect to house, and BINGO. This is where my JCB becomes REALLY useful :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Northumbrian Water installed 2 more meters to replace old ones farmer had connected to with 30mm of blue alkothene, then lead pipe. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS As previous farmer had laid electri in yellow gas pipe, NEDL did a massive day's work and was all free as electric shouldn't be in gas pipe. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My farmyard now looks like the Somme. 90m of trenches for water pipe, and also BT and also some electric. NEDL had 6man crew there. 2 weeks ago Reply
SabrinaDiCiano RT : Best worst website ever. In case you were looking. 2 weeks ago Reply
kerrizor RT : Best worst website ever. In case you were looking. 2 weeks ago Reply
tennety there's a mobile version! ": Best worst website ever. In case you were looking. " 2 weeks ago Reply
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maryloulenhart RT : Best worst website ever. In case you were looking. 2 weeks ago Reply
MichelleGlauser RT : Best worst website ever. In case you were looking. 2 weeks ago Reply
MyLostRomance RT : "Best thing on the Internet" via 2 weeks ago Reply
KellyCole343 RT : How have i not come across before? 2 weeks ago Reply
phixed How have i not come across before? 2 weeks ago Reply
SKODAUK Depends on how cultural you're feeling, Gareth. You can call us ŠKODA with a strong K if you fancy. 2 weeks ago Reply
patmccaren "Best thing on the Internet" via 2 weeks ago Reply
H_7 xD 2 weeks ago Reply
imbeingerica ": Nothing we like more that a simple, well layed-out, cleanly designed website....like this " 2 weeks ago Reply
RoyalBlueStuey Nothing we like more that a simple, well layed-out, cleanly designed website....like this 2 weeks ago Reply
vertumotors and yours? 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce don't mention lead it's worth a fortune they'll only dig it up for scrap 2 weeks ago Reply
yaakov_ebooks Loading over 3G because technology. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today Northumbrian Water arrive at farm for advice on replacing 200m of 4" cast iron water main. I favour lead pipe. But will be alkathene. 2 weeks ago Reply
markfendley heh yes indeed it is. Tis ok. Will just enjoy the remaining 2 years :) 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce speak to Alex Salmond he's the king of breaking deals 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce ssh they don't know 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Beautiful morning on Newcastle station waiting for Leeds train >> If you squint, you can see your HQ from train line. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce surely not a glitch call a dealer 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if I get bored with a car part way through a lease... >>> This is a very "first world" problem, eh? :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if I get bored with a car part way through a lease > Get a shorter term lease, maybe 2 years? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is there any way of changing (same brand) w/out pay 1/2 remainder? > No. I can't magic depreciation physics :( 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Most motor dealers have NO CLUE how many web visitors they have. If they do, they're too embarrassed to admit it. Or why keep it secret? 2 weeks ago Reply
markfendley if I get bored with a car part way through a lease, is there any way of changing (same brand) without paying 1/2 the remainder? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well over 100k web visitors in August 2014. No competitor (or motor dealer) every declares their web visitor numbers. Sssh, it's top secret! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks for letting me know. It CERTAINLY appears not to be working at present. >> No probolemo :) 2 weeks ago Reply
AndyDixon what's a dacia? Is it one of those tiny odd cars OAPs drive? 2 weeks ago Reply
TheYellowTaxi Thanks for letting me know. It CERTAINLY appears not to be working at present. I have emailed to see why not? 2 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman As bad as now calling themselves "Shhhhhkoda"? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Did they expect it to be driven the way you drive your website - Fast and Furious? > That's a media franchise 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why do insist on calling it "Dat-cha", when EVERYONE ELSE (dealers, customers, real people) want to call it "Day-cee-ya". Mental. 2 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Did they expect it to be driven the way you drive your website - Fast and Furious? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Qashqai to Benfleet: "It's arrived...so pleased. Thanks for all your help, the service has been fantastic. The car is in perfect condition." 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What details EXACTLY are you putting into the search boxes? >> Tried a postcode.. etc 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What details EXACTLY are you putting into the search boxes?> No indication what to put in. Town eg "alnwick" 2 weeks ago Reply
TheYellowTaxi What details EXACTLY are you putting into the search boxes? I will then look into it for you 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Must keep retweeting.... >> A stupid moaning woman. Tsk, 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I may get a $50 gift card... begrudgingly lol. you treat your staff very well obviously. >> We have fun :) 2 weeks ago Reply
burncitypayne I may get a $50 gift card... begrudgingly lol. you treat your staff very well obviously. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have launched my 2014 staff trip. 3 nights near Malaga 28th-31st Dec. Flights, hotel, £250 spends, each can take a partner for free. 2 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 " I am busy delivering lots of them." GOOD to hear - you've not lost your touch ! :) #64 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Who’s had a ‘64’ this morning ! >>> Shusssh, I am busy delivering lots of them. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Morning everyone, no major weather delays to report and 96% of flights away on time > Have 4% been bollocked? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I love it when the 8-legged visitors arrive on my website. Watching Google spider rampaging my website. Lovely. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Glad you have seen it. It DOES work 2 weeks ago Reply
NhatTran21 RT : So have you got the contract to rewrite lingscars? Bet you a million pounds you never will. #whostheexpert… 2 weeks ago Reply
LarsLofgren thanks for the retweet, big fan of your site and work 2 weeks ago Reply
RoryMarinich One of my favorite-designed things, ever: 2 weeks ago Reply
TheYellowTaxi Glad you have seen it. It DOES work 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce no territorial battles then 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Ok its your turn again now 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton : I am going to Japan, 2 weeks after next Friday. Anyone have suggestions? Yep dont come back 2 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid I completely agree we spoke about this ..... Your transparent way of doing things is exemplary .... So many pretenders 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if anyone can you can. See you in 30 days or so for the conclusion. X >>> More people should set public targets :) 2 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid if anyone can you can. See you in 30 days or so for the conclusion. X 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tomorrow, I start back at £0. My aim is to invoice £80,000 (ex vat) in September. Will I manage it? Wait 30 days for cliffhanger... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Try to eat all their food. >> This is the plan. Osaka is food capital of Japan, apparently :) 2 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Try to eat all their food. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : First time? >> Correct Kimosabe. (I think that is Japanese). 2 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge First time? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am going to Japan, 2 weeks after next Friday. Anyone have suggestions? I go to Osaka and Kyoto. Watch out Nippon! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Have you seen the Fare Calculator on my website? #Alnwick #Northumberland > Yes, it doesn't work. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I didnt realise you ate anything that didnt have a face > I draw smiley faces on apples - then eat them. 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I didnt realise you ate anything that didnt have a face 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce chill out it's the Caribbean book through trailfinders ya man 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can cancel if you want to go > Oh, come on, their website is seriously fu*ked/broken! 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I can cancel if you want to go, for a premium obviously 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it's freezing on the Atlantic. Try in Barbados that's where I want to be > No availability 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce it's freezing on the Atlantic all year. Try in Barbados that's where I want to be 2 weeks ago Reply
iAmWilliAmKing a cruise ship. Get out of here. This is more your scene... = #Grenada #justsayin 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can totally imagine you in your yellow puffer jacket ...on the QM2! >> Yeah, they would chunter at me. 2 weeks ago Reply
CraigLeGrice I can totally imagine you in your yellow puffer jacket and a baseball cap on the QM2! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Was considering Queen Mary2 to NY at Christmas, but... again, I look at all that "dress code" shite and think: It's just not me. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have booked Christmas in Spain this year. Was gonna have a cruise, but thought: Naaaah, what if I don't like it and am trapped on ship. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings Cars is constantly used as a terrible UX example. It actually does incredibly well, >> Ta! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today, made bloody delicious apple and blackberry crumble using my own apples and my own blackberries. Was REALLY nice. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hell of a day/week in prospect as the 1st Sept rush arrives. I get some sleep tonight. 2 weeks ago Reply
Droganaiser aqui me comprare yo el coche 2 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy So have you got the contract to rewrite lingscars? Bet you a million pounds you never will. #whostheexpertnow 3 weeks ago Reply
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allierussom #boredomcured ✌️ 3 weeks ago Reply
chp_photo Chinese oil company chooses photo shot in Geordieland for Australia/Asia campaign. Payment in noodles. 3 weeks ago Reply
samsabri I don't even. RT : 3 weeks ago Reply
maddykrohn you've inspired me so much!!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
skreamy BEST WEBSITE EVA. EVA. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : to be fair Ling, your website looks like it's been hit by a bomb already ;-) he he >> Bastard :)) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : So when will you resume stoning them...? >> Monday morning I think. 3 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw So when will you resume stoning them...? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like gross profit will be £67,261 (ex vat of course) this month. That's a very good effort from my team. Well done. Have a Mars bar. 3 weeks ago Reply
AndyCDoyle haha 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I just say, with the threat level now raised from "substantial" to "severe".. if some Jihadii areshole touches my website, I'll go BESERK. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : BREAKING... NATO release hi-def images of Russian invasion force. #Ukraine #Kiev 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : that's not good - you'll do your back in. Make them bring their own rocks. >> Good point. Insh'allah. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Every measurement is UP this month, over August in 2013. Sales, invoicing, profit, del's, number of staff with thrush, and toilet roll use. 3 weeks ago Reply
BrockSamsonUK that's not good - you'll do your back in. Make them bring their own rocks. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am thinking of introducing Sharia Law to my office. I will bring 100kg of rocks on Monday and throw them at staff. Holly will wear a sack. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 2015 #Toyota Tundra TRD Pro >> At an Islamic State cell near you, soon. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Majority of peado's in Britain are white , >> What about the pink ones? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS fuc*ing French. They put my website in a random selection of "website caca" damn them 3 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman 100% irrelevant 3 weeks ago Reply
Kentmoto staff who drink Special Brew!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS First World problems. Can people please shove their 1st world problems up their asses. Really, small issues DON'T MATTER.. man up please. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : employed a new cleaner? >> You dirty bastard! I clean shit from mucky staff. Everyone fired! 3 weeks ago Reply
randallbell RT : employed a new cleaner? 3 weeks ago Reply
Wortish employed a new cleaner? 3 weeks ago Reply
MrUmarBhutta so they do and SOME use then! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : test drives? Can you do that at Lings? Genuine question >> Of course not. Daft dealers will do that for you :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Really annoying when people say "yes, I have tested it" and clearly they haven't. Person idiot knows who I am talking about. FIX IT! Grr 3 weeks ago Reply
MrUmarBhutta test drives? Can you do that at Lings? Genuine question. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Consumers will expect to purchase their next vehicle online in not too distant future." - I do this already! Me. 3 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : Sorry for the wait. Have you got through yet? >>online Lloyds is a REALLY dumb system 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I see. Have you blocked your shopping PIN? If so, that would be correct. ^DU >> Yes, the machine is worn out 3 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank I see. Have you blocked your shopping PIN? If so, that would be correct. ^DU 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You got through yet? ^DU >> Yes. After following instruction to "contact bank", they say "take it to an ACM" 3 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Sorry for the wait. Have you got through yet? ^DU 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : There are definitely some green ticks. >>> You have mended it. Yesterday, there were just red crosses. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi again. What number are you calling? ^DU >> 0845 072 5555 try calling it! Long wait. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS chasing for you. I understand this is annoying. 3 weeks ago Reply
Ricardo_Bald I've only one, not fore. 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge it gives lazy salesmen a place to sleep 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS AutoTrader say: "Buyers spend weeks online researching their next car, but may visit just 1 dealer forecourt" - why have forecourts at all? 3 weeks ago Reply
johnbold72 hi Ling, please give KIA dealer a kick up the arse for me. 8 weeks already waiting for new car and still no build date yet. Aghhh 3 weeks ago Reply
tonyveitchuk I got that yesterday. It was only two years ago I had a business bank manager with a mobile number. Shoddy. 3 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi again. What number are you calling? ^DU 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS aaaagh why not answer the bloody phones? I am waiting 10 minutes at the moment. Nightmare. Get a grip. 3 weeks ago Reply
NissanUKPR There are definitely some green ticks. Have you tried the comparison tool to show the differences in specs between the grades? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Pick a model we sell... >> I am sure it will be on that website that no one clicks on... :) 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Anytime you want to compare monthly prices let me know! Pick a model we sell...any model... 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Change the record Ling. Getting boring. Turkey's refusing to vote for Christmas does not equal cartel! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : There's always some desperate retailers >> Implies they should "hold with the cartel!" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : There's always some desperate retailers though >> Means cheaper cars for customers. Good. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG There's always some desperate retailers though who enjoy scoring own goal after own goal. Nits 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, my gross profit £10,000 up on August last year. We have worked like dogs. Dealers are moaning "no stock". Maybe I'm selling it all :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Too little stock the issue (bad for brokers!) > Nit, I'm over £10k up, gross profit, over Aug '13 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Fortunately we bucked that v short term trend! very busy. Too little stock the issue (bad for brokers!) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Both wrong. I think you'll find 'fewer' people went in. >> Correct definition of failure from a Scotchman 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yes but I don't measure that statistic >> Your problem may be that you imply Gaussian distribution in your stats. 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Both wrong. I think you'll find 'fewer' people went in. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can speak Mandarin too >> Heh. Stat is meaningless because some days will be better than other days. Means 0 :( 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : less people went into d/ships Thurs than Wed by 10% > Sadly a meaningless stat. Could say "less people had shit". 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : less people went into dealerships Thurs than Wed by 10% >> THERE! I prove you can speak English. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Recorded footfall into UK franchise dealers Thurs vs Wed -9.5% Aug 14 vs Aug 13 +3.1% > +100% confusing 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Love your website! >> ta! :) 3 weeks ago Reply
tylersdadjeff There's got to be a way to get this site trending. WOW! 3 weeks ago Reply
Aveitdotnet I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hello Ling, that shows the entry level Visia grade. > Surely, it must have SOMETHING? The website says it has 0 3 weeks ago Reply
jacob4u2 Love your website! 3 weeks ago Reply
dr_fet It's beautiful! 3 weeks ago Reply
NissanUKPR Hello Ling, that shows the entry level Visia grade. You get more standard equipment as you move up the range to Acenta and Tekna 3 weeks ago Reply
edgarsberzins viena no manām mīļākajām weblapām 3 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure almost like a bully who hits and hits then claims 'self defence' when the victim raises their hands in futile defence. 3 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure amazed you were fooled by the PR. A single rocket in reply to an airstrike is then used to justify more airstrikes. 3 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure sadly that just isn't true. There is little correlation between HAMAS rockets and Israeli strikes. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : next week's AM Digital Dealer conference - who's going? >> The whole point of a DIGITAL conference is that you DON'T go. 3 weeks ago Reply
rbiktagirov Бог веб-разработки найден: 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Whatever... 3 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Someone who likes investigating dodgy data, needs to get their teeth into this CAR SITE "survey". Know someone? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : stop defending yourselves >>> "defending"? Ha. They lob rockets when by stopping it would stop all. 3 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure stop defending yourselves and die quietly, while Israel use the excuse of self defence to come in & kick you to death. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 1 in 4 (475k) are displaced in #Gaza. 338k taking shelter in schools and 100k are homeless. > Maybe..stop shooting rockets then? 3 weeks ago Reply
dammn_pure Bonkers! - Only a check in to the office lol - Good old freedom of speech! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you like a but if data don't you ;-) >> Dan, turn over this scammy data trawl. 3 weeks ago Reply
ChinaShopBull you like a but if data don't you ;-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ? Lost me there Ling >> I click the link, it says "This content is currently unavailable" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and many may need to go to #auctions >> So "specially selected" main dealer used cars are just shit from auctions? 3 weeks ago Reply
dammn_pure ? Lost me there Ling 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : at New Vehicle Solutions >>> "This content is currently unavailable" gotta laugh. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Someone who likes investigating dodgy data, needs to get their teeth into this CAR SITE "survey". Know someone? 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy or they are selling the surveys on to car insurance companies. #occamsrazor 3 weeks ago Reply
joshyftw Similar to "how was your holiday" surveys on return flights...do they really need to know your mobile provider for a prize draw? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's my cynical suspicious analysis of the PSYMA data collection, that all new car manufacturers (seems) collude in 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Its a win win for the manufacturers. Maximum profit, all cars produced sold. UK consumer gets screwed. Check the german sites 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS At the end of the PSYMA "anonymous" data collection survey (dozens pages) they get your name and postal address by use of "prize draw" bribe 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Exactly the type of info needed to fix prices. Time to refer to the authorities. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look: PSYMA. What happens to this secretive info collected from (seems) ALL car manufacturer pages? Bit sinister? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am uploading a big PDF showing the PSYMA survey. It's bollocks, pages and pages of radio buttons and asinine questions. WAIT. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is something dodgy going on with PSYMA collecting data for the WHOLE CAR INDUSTRY. Who has access to it? I think it's shared illegally 3 weeks ago Reply
andyredfern You could probably refer them to the Competition Commission with that kind of market share! :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Psyma Research+Consulting GmbH - >> Look, it's abused by ALL manufacturers 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : JCB envy I love it >> Yes, mine is J reg. Has turbo, though :) 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce JCB envy I love it 3 weeks ago Reply
andyredfern Psyma Research+Consulting GmbH - A German market research company but why would I care? 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Another irratation. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "tell us what you think of our website" on first page load... > They ALL do that. Who are "Psyma"? 3 weeks ago Reply
andyredfern ...how would I know? I haven't even looked at *one* page yet cos your pop up is in the way! 3 weeks ago Reply
andyredfern even more brain dead is popping up a banner saying "tell us what you think of our website" on your first page load... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : today... I am digging a hole > Your 3CX is much newer than mine. :) I've no orange light 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce got to love Suzukis 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce today I am not planning, studying, measuring or designing! I am digging a hole 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Stumbled across a pair of swifts feeding 4 grown fledglings.. in West Wales, just feet away. Transfixed... > Delicious boiled 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I get a tired of people who either "analyse" or "study" or "facilitate" or "comment" or loads of other bollocks... instead of *DOING* stuff. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : with all this profit does that mean my quote will lower? :) >> Already is! Means I can have better holidays, too :) 3 weeks ago Reply
jchannon with all this profit does that mean my quote will lower? :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, it's 8am and I have sold £1250 gross profit so far. Most Uk companies are still waiting for staff to roll up, their sales = £0 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : : Here’s a guide for Russian soldiers who get lost: >> What about Crimea, and Kaliningrad?? 3 weeks ago Reply
antonyingram Whoops. I feel like it has at least *some* of those options... methinks someone needs to fix that... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh dear God. Look at this spec page for the Micra. Every single equipment has a "NO!" cross. No ticks. 3 weeks ago Reply
lanodan I don't know if it has alredy been submited to webpages that sucks 3 weeks ago Reply
lanodan RT : Worst website ever o-O 3 weeks ago Reply
EpicLPer Worst website ever o-O 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nissan Juke launches in China this October. But called an Infinity, not a Nissan. Nissan is downmarket in China. Not built in Washington. 3 weeks ago Reply
chriskeene wow. i take it this has past your way before now 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, the Googlebot has landed. A bit late today, but you are here. No one else know they get spidered.. 3 weeks ago Reply
shrutweeets You cannot unsee this! #hierarchyfail #UIUXfail 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cracked the £60,000 barrier for this month, now aiming for £70k gross profit. 3 weeks ago Reply
samuelcrosland Whipcar tried and failed, unfortunately. Used it once and was very impressed. (Lingscars dragons den appearance is awesome) 3 weeks ago Reply
EcommerceBoy I was doing some web design research when I found , Please take a look and let me know what you think. 3 weeks ago Reply
NickClement Have you seen this? Incredible on so many levels. 3 weeks ago Reply
Zohaib_Am The best website on the internet and the future of UI/UX #UIUX #graphicdesign #webdesign #gifs #epicfail 3 weeks ago Reply
TPLDrew Thanks so much for taking the time to comment Ling! You're the best. I'll respond today! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just bid on another 10 scalextric cars. Rover SD1, Escort Mk2, Capri, MG Metro, that sort of old shit. 3 weeks ago Reply
maxnaumov Шикарный! Сайт дня! от слова дно. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Disappointed that people have no more imagination than to join in a peer-pressure "throwing water" thing. Extremely mediocre IMHO. 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy better off living in your car 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These Welsh houses really are shit: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Blimey! 26 000 NHS leaders went through last year. > Hate to think how much £££ is wasted on this shite. 3 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong lies. JAPAN WAS AMAZING! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : Bank Holiday Mon v Sun +29% >> Eh? Cumulative increases add to at least 1m customers/dealership/day by now 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : recorded footfall into UK franchise dealers Bank Holiday Monday v Sunday +29% rip roaring day despite the rain > Gotta laugh 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The power of overturning conventional wisdom in retail. >> Thanks for the article with 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : With so many choices how do you chose the very best one? >> I agree not having an answer is a 100% roadblock 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Its a geek thing. With so many choices how do you chose the very best one? You compare ALL the facts #ocd #innergeek 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is Hedonic a new Renault model >> Yes, but they'd pronounce it Heedonishe and there'd be no supply 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce is Hedonic a new Renault model 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Andrew, thanks so much for your comments on "Hedonic Decline" is bit deep for me, but you may have point :) 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy he gets it. Though he doesnt seem happy about it 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I like the idea of HEDONIC DECLINE. I have never heard of that before. People were 8x happier planning vacation, than actually on vacation. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS He says "On some level she’s captured the idea of hedonic decline, which is: the wanting is better than the having. " 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Andrew Davis ex-Chief Strategy Officer at Tippingpoint Labs, refers **ME** as example overturning conventional wisdom 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : could you just tell me instead as i cant look at your website without getting a headache >> Bloody PMT, eh? 3 weeks ago Reply
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BarrieCrampton could you just tell me instead as i cant look at your website without getting a headache 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton RT : RT : What are you going to do with the Scalextric ? >> Ah, that's for homepage. After that, who kn… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Whoa! These pictures of Hong Kong are insane! Makes me feel queasy. >> Excellent! 3 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch inland revenue? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 3 of my kittens found homes today. No more kittens at the mo. Thank God. 3 weeks ago Reply
grumbo There are more people in Yorkshire than Scotland with immigrant majorities. Today's joke - referendum - tomorrow's Sharia state? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS yay! New starter motor got my Thwaites dumper in action (again). 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Saw a (black) Vauxhall Astra in Haworth at the weekend, flying the black flag on ISIS on the aerial. Ooooh-errr. West Yorkshireistan? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What are you going to do with the Scalextric ? >> Ah, that's for homepage. After that, who knows? :) 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce used to call it creeping meatballs 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton What are you going to do with the Scalextric ? 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Scalextric, Missile Launchers and a life size Dalek, you sure youre not a bloke? LINGsCARS 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Volvo confirms new three-cylinder engine range >> Similar to the Lister in my Thwaites dumper? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How many car salesmen just "*uck up then move on, *uck up then move on, *uck...." it's a merry-go round. Where are they working, this week? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Im sure if you use your charm on him >>> bleurghhhhhhhhhhhh. Another 50kg of scalextric arrived. 3 weeks ago Reply
EPrekrasnaya25 Чувак тащит :D 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Im sure if you use your charm on him Oh wait what am i saying, you will never get him to tell you 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I think its down to the resistance of the Track, but one person who will know is as i think he holds the record 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce happier to be a mouse rather than a dinosaur 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scotland really must choose independence. Are they men, or mice? 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce ah the JCB 3Vs weapon of mass construction 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think you may need a few transformers too, >> Yes, may need to rethink that.... Car batteries? 3 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I think you may need a few transformers too, to make the cars travel all the way round your track 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : out of the box thinking is hard for most people. >> Put $1000 down and buy a car... in San Jose :) 3 weeks ago Reply
TheMarco out of the box thinking is hard for most people. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Am currently £13,000 GP ahead of this day last August. Superb increase in sales. Pays for the scalextric :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Daniel wanted an ice bucket challenge tool yesterday, so I lent him my JCB 3cx and 1000 litres of Blindy Burn stream-water... good results! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have bought 250 pieces of scalextric track. Daniel thinks I have overdone it. He is Spanish, doesn't understand what GOING FOR IT means :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #NissanNews : NISSAN LEASING CHEAP MICRA CARS 137. LING from DRAGONS' DEN offers > Spammy shit. Bah 3 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Not at all. I think you & your website are genius! :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today I get tyres on my MG Midget I bought for fun to see if it can out-SLK my Merc SLK. It is certainly cosier :) Spitfire engine. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Really it's about time you were given credit for your brilliant site >> Oh, thanks :) I wait for punchline, ha 3 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Really it's about time you were given credit for your brilliant site. 'Good design' isn't just what looks pretty but what works 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today I continue with Scalextric homepage project, painted 200ft of track green... and have 100 tonnes of dolomite arrived at my farm. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : subjectivity is irrelevant if the design brief objectives are met. >> Ie. "does it sell" YES/NO? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm a designer and I love your site! Daring, different and effective>> Thanks Mr Shrek, and a Disney character, too! 3 weeks ago Reply
getIDed I'm a designer and I love your site! Daring, different and effective #standoutfromthecrowd 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Volkswagen the Beatles #advertising >> Ein volk, ein screen, ein sugar. Achtung! 3 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch subjectivity is irrelevant if the design brief objectives are met. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS While anal web "designers" moan on and on about my website, I just keep selling cars and counting the cash. ... why are they so blind? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've found over 100 cust. messages waiting for me and my team. A busy morning in prospect here. Wong is off this week. Adrian working away 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's not 8.30am yet, and I've processed over £2,500 gross profit of signed car orders. A nice little breakfast for my bank manager :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I dont give a shit about your w(h)inging.>> Boyz, boyz. Calm down dears :) 3 weeks ago Reply
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StevieWonderBoy I dont give a shit about your winging. If you think Im going apologise. Its not going to happen. #nutters 3 weeks ago Reply
NhatTran21 Then please specify because that is a very broad statement and not constructive criticism at all 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy not what Im saying. It crazy and violates every design rule. Its ling 100%. 3 weeks ago Reply
NhatTran21 Yes you are probably right. You should redesign it so I can learn from you since you know everything apparently. 3 weeks ago Reply
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StevieWonderBoy Again, You missed the point of the site. 3 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Maybe the internet and twitter isn't for you? 3 weeks ago Reply
NhatTran21 Btw there are better ways to say things rather than call them names w/o asking their reasons for doing things 3 weeks ago Reply
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