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Aldouk most lease deals offer the option to buy price in the last few months of the term. 18 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Sayeeda, yeah... but what I'm saying it is completely daft (for the report) to lump Chinese, Bangladeshi and Pakist… 4 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS 51% to 41% of Chinese? No way. Utter bollocks. Don't lump Chinese in with Bangladeshi and Pakistani, Sayeeda. Very… 4 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I am afraid that people need teaching how to fish. And make lessons compulsory. Many will go home from food banks t… 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Food banks could be as BIG AS bloody TESCO and people would still overwhelm them. "Poverty" expands to fill the ava… 6 days ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Also, they charge ££££s (£100 ish) for a "visual check". You can ask them not to do visual check, just oil & filter… 1 week ago Reply
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dzstin Now that made me laugh :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am TRYING TO SLEEP. It's 5am here. Sssssh, now. 1 week ago Reply
robjdphotos you speak the truth. Look at the (very poor) Chinese version of Hallstatt 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Or the Queen herself (a few of you at least) :) 1 week ago Reply
dzstin I'm north Irish, we don't care for the queens English :) 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Teaching... 1 week ago Reply
robjdphotos I will never forget my experience on a boat full of Chinese tourists as we approached the Statue of Liberty! 1 week ago Reply
dzstin Thinking of learning my dog Irish. :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sensible. Chinese people take photos to a) prove they've been there, b) copy something. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, sigh. When my mum & dad visit, I shout at them for talking to the cat in Chinese. It is patently an English ca… 1 week ago Reply
robjdphotos they gave up in Harrods 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS They can't ban cameras. Every device is a camera these days. They also try that in Durham Cathedral, it doesn't wor… 1 week ago Reply
dzstin U.S.-born panda twins struggle in China as they know only English 1 week ago Reply
ViewFromBlock93 grumpy or not youre always great Ling, u say it like it is. Will be coming to u when current lease is up. Hope u feel better soon 1 week ago Reply
robjdphotos the baby ones are very cute. Tho I heard cameras are banned 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Granted, from a distance Pandas look cute, but closer than 10m.... yuk. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have you been there??? Panda sanctuary is like a Mexican jail. Stinks, tiny cells, dirt protests everywhere. Yuk. P… 1 week ago Reply
robjdphotos surely the pandas will make u smile 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My God, who chose those fonts and line spacings? Take poster advice from Kabel Ultra. They… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do you know what.... if someone just included a bit of human emotion and common sense into bank software, they'd cl… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Only because I'm stuck in bed at 4am in Chengdu (no fresh air here) with toothache. That's why I am grumpy hahaha 1 week ago Reply
ViewFromBlock93 haha! You're great, a breath of fresh air, Ling! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My message to anyone wanting a Black Friday deal on one of my new lease cars: PLEASE fu*k OFF. I do my best to have best prices all the time 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unspecified Black Friday "deals" are like unproven boasts about large penises... :how to create disappointment in a… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm in China at the mo... in China apparently it's quite safe to text and drive. Everyone does it. Twitter is dange… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, always good to broaden our outlooks. 1 week ago Reply
MikeH_PR we're ending up on the same side for mutually exclusive reasons 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's middle of night in Chengdu, my jaw is aching after dentist surgery (my mum is dental professor in China). More painkillers. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS It doesn't matter. It's happening. It will be positive, because Britain is better than the dreadful EU. End of disc… 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 1 week ago Reply
oliward I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 1 week ago Reply
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oliward OMG. Check out the source of #skillz 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jeez, talking the UK down, being ultra neg... I'm in China, most people think UK done really well to be brave to Br… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I mean, how lucky there is no "Yellow Lives Matter" movement, or my near killing of the 3 Chinese cyclists might ha… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ai! I was just turning left in Chengdu, when your "texting" tweet made me lose concentration. Knocked 3 cyclists, L… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS DA - doesn't it occur to anyone at Lloyds that forcing boring surveys with no easy exit just MIGHT piss people (pay… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS DA, fundementally, I'd add -who (the fuc*) wants to do long boring survey? Remember I'm paying for it. Lloyds need… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS DA, I am in China at the mo, logging in via UK by a VPN, so an annoying long survey that is hard to dismiss drives… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS DA, guess my point is, I pay a lot for banking services, why can't they be friendly, efficient, nice? Instead of fr… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS DA, I love the "again" comment, like I am an awkward repeat moaner. :) Maybe I just read it the wrong way, heh 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS 1) log into banking 2) annoying survey appears 3) says "close in normal way" 4) there is no "X" to exit unwanted su… 1 week ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi again. That's not good. Could you provide more info on the issues you're experiencing? ^DA 1 week ago Reply
SmartMoneyPPL Damning words, and a lot of our community would agree with that. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Software and systems-wise, the whole banking sector is outrageously poor. And the total reluctance to admit softwar… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, frankly, they are all pretty similar and shit. Old software, no friendly stuff, worrying insecurities, silly ru… 1 week ago Reply
BritBankAwards love your site Ling! Please share your thoughts on your financial providers and help others 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Survey you must be annoying EVERY USER with that poorly coded "compulsory" multipage survey, why not engage brains when deployed? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey this online survey REALLY ANNOYING "please close this window in the normal way." - there's no bloody close button! Grrr 1 week ago Reply
stommepoes quit making me drool on my keyboard! Some day I will go to China and eat all the foods. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently under test, live stream at 1080p is proving reliable. Staff are in rehearsals. I've built TV studio. Wait wait, show in 10 days! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new LIVE daily streaming show just 10-days from soft launch. Tune in to YT stream, and get lovely surprise. Coming soon (not on Amazon :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Eating boiled dumplings tonight, as they are soft. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just delivered a Merki Derki C-Class Estate 3.0 i V6 (367bhp) C43 4Matic. In BALAAAACK. Fast as f*ck, as they say in German :) hahaha. 1 week ago Reply
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theagropanda gyűjtése. Erre nincsenek szavak. #epikrekt 2 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes so did you load up on tasty foods before going to the dentist? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS China is a bit shitty with pollution, attitudes, freedoms and so on, but the food is great. Getting dental implant today so: mmmMMmm mmMoOW! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wins "Weakest Tweet of the Week" prize. Especially poor if this reflects the marketing curriculum at Newcastle Busi… 2 weeks ago Reply
maxx0r reminded me of Ling's Cars 2 weeks ago Reply
andygambles cost me £212 to go to London at short notice or £30 if I can book 12 weeks in advance. Same train! 2 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell It's frighteningly common for people to use an elderly/sick relative, as a way of getting a cheap subsidised car 2 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell Drive round a sink estate and there are a staggeringly large number of newer cars bought on mobility scheme 2 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk £5k will get you a decent Golf! 2 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Oh yes, yet more unnecessary government spending 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, the mega-stupid plan of a high-speed line to Birmingham from London will solve that issue for you :) 2 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk It's my recent experience on an overcrowded train... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "decent £5k car" ... what are you, a pauper? Who wants to commute in an old banger like that? I can smell the inter… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are on a real rant this morning. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Every idiot already has one! 2 weeks ago Reply
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Petterroea Can't they just let them cut their hands and learn from their mistakes? You can't say you have lived without a few bruises. 2 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk £50 fuel. Ok I could run a decent £5k car for total £1k a year. That's around £70/week in other running costs. Total £120/week. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If private cars were subsidised, then EVERY idiot could have one. And you wouldn't have any road left to drive it o… 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Rubbish, you have to buy the car, fuel it, run it, depreciate it, park it, wash it, insure it... and you do that fo… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, so you are "Fair Tax Mark Ltd [is] a not-for-profit Community Benefit Society" ..so with no profits, you pay no corp tax? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The ASA looks like a set of arsholes with the Heinz tin thing. Here's my own run in with ASA 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Repeat customer: IT Director of a £700,000,000 turnover company now getting second car from me. Website critics, shove that up your arse :) 2 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS TV company been in touch re. my local village clean up (Clare) for "new series for major TV channel" - and I'm in China, hmm. Possibly =yes 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS You're getting there, slowly. Is this a 100-part tweet? I am at part-8 and need to go for a shit, now. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, similar air quality in Middlesbrough and China. ie SHITE. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Daz_Mansfield bloody hell I'll recall the search party, someone said you'd gone to Middlesbrough.... We were really worried 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm quiet because I'm in China; can't access Twitter without using my bloody VPN. Just in case anyone thought I died, and celebrated early. 2 weeks ago Reply
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StephanieTrixy , you and your business were mentioned and discussed in one of my lectures this week. 2 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes smart to go to dentist in China. Now you won't have British teeth. 2 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes wait you sell 747s too?? damn you're good 2 weeks ago Reply
all_airlines KLM: LINGsCARS And enjoy Chinese food everyday once your pain is gone! hummnnnn, yummy! See you soon on board, Ling!:) 2 weeks ago Reply
KLM And enjoy Chinese food everyday once your pain is gone! hummnnnn, yummy! See you soon on board, Ling!:) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today, I fly to China. See my family and visit the dentist. Looking forward to flight to Chengdu. One of my customers is KLM 747 pilot. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, my Spanish employee Daniel thought you had a bad keyboard :) 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Grassy arse :) Your Spanish grammar is really quite strange. 3 weeks ago Reply
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wonkana there's a guy who does Newsnight now and again and he too is about as far removed from impartial as it's possible to be.Dreadful. 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I will comment on your tweet about your article. Comment: "Dear EU, *uck off." Thank you. 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I VILL TRANSLATE: Our nondescript country has said to Lordski Putinovich that we will not rock his aircraft carrier… 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I'll TRANSLATE AGAIN: Let Turkey join ZE EU or VE VILL send more refugees and Frau Merkel will lose ZE ELECTION. Ac… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will translate...What Germany means: Dear Turkey, bitter don't send more of ZE REFUGEES as Frau Merkel cannot VIN… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ha, Trump has last laugh "More than half of the anti-Trump protesters arrested in Portland didn’t vote" -the idiots. 3 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes "wannabe nazis but more fat and way less spiffy dress style"? :P 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They well might, but they are not Nazis. Of course... Apply some common sense. They are 1) idiots, 2) idiots, 3) id… 3 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes They're calling themselves The American Nazi Party. I would assume they want to be called Nazis then? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They are not "THE NAZIS". The Nazis were Germans in the '30s and '40s who wore very smart uniforms. These are Ameri… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is there a pick-up version with an optional machine-gun mount? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's OK, you can remove your stab vest... :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahahahaha. 3 weeks ago Reply
SimonZerafa All in good humour 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here we go again: how so-called neutral TV presenters are continuing to bang on with Project Fear. Get a grip and g… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tutorial in how to bore people to death in 10 seconds. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ridiculous. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much for you vote of support :) ... I think. 3 weeks ago Reply
RossTullochUX RT : Just got a shoutout from web legend, Ling Valentine of Ling's Cars. I can officially quit the internet and die happy now.… 3 weeks ago Reply
The64thT The shirt that you can win makes me laugh so much! 3 weeks ago Reply
SimonZerafa Nope, has that honour 3 weeks ago Reply
Szafira What the f is that??!!!!!!!!!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
timfuell good stuff. Was getting worried. You'd been quiet 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Business good, life great :) Everything going to plan. 3 weeks ago Reply
Wortish RT : They are complaining of droughts in Africa, but I thought that when cows lie down it means it's going to rain? 3 weeks ago Reply
timfuell really? a trusted source and not flagged this end. Thanks for the heads up though. How's business? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The link you attached is an attack page. According to Firefox. Have you been hacked? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The best thing about after 11th November is that all the ridiculous free digital "I care more than you" poppies disappear from Twitter. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They are complaining of droughts in Africa, but I thought that when cows lie down it means it's going to rain? 3 weeks ago Reply
pani_poni_panic RT : Я нашла лучший сайт на свете. 3 weeks ago Reply
cheshire_lion Я нашла лучший сайт на свете. 3 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes they should have made the Göring one fatter. 3 weeks ago Reply
mattboultby1971 we don't have proportional representation in the UK so we can hardly call America 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG If HC had won in same circumstances & you'd have made same criticism is the point valid. Otherwise just sour grapes 3 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I agree. I'm buggered if I know how to stop it. Must figure it out. Sorry for sending this nonsense. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Allowing services to send these automated tweets in your name, just makes you sound a knob. I think you'll agree, d… 3 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle Great to hear! I think you are right! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Business superb. So optimistic after Brexit and Trump. Customers have more energy lately... 3 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle yes it was a love letter along! How's business with you? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I thought you sent some whining letter? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right, so now you want to change the US electoral system, because your favoured candidate lost. You sure there's no… 3 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle ? I have never stated that I hate AutoTrader 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS SUPERB Nazi Lego. Who is doing all this? Wonderful :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, what an unbiased opinion, from a major AutoTrader hater: Jim Reid :) You really should declare your allegia… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS HMS Brexit McTrumpface? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, well done Boris. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Quite correct, Boris. fu*k the EU. Ridiculous meeting. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I *DO* like these nazi Lego things. Where are they all coming from? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is superb, what's not to like about this? It's a representation of modern history. 3 weeks ago Reply
ken_carroll You must see this beautiful design: 3 weeks ago Reply
TryBern Bare sånn by the way 3 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR time for all voices to be heard. The experiment in suppressing hideous people has failed 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed, but I hope your English teacher is not swearing at the Tweet from Charles. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why wouldn't it be the case that illegal immigrants should be deported? To allow them to stay, it makes a mockery of people who follow rules 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Skoda Yeti customer from Scotland says "All businesses should take a leaf out of your book for efficiency and simplicity of the transaction" 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unless they were captured and help prisoner :) heh 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hair force one! No, you f*ck off. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is the same argument Russia uses, and (especially) China uses to keep the existing regimes and systems. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Normal countries with the voices of normal people will be "unleashed". However, if they are held hostage, things li… 3 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR it's a shit system. I just worry about what's unleashed when it's dismantled 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...and it will be completely the EU's fault (along with failed left-wing Frenchies) for not allowing the people (of… 3 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR I think you're right 3 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Yep - we need a LOAD more pics. Need to speak to Ruth :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Get Ruth on the case... also consider black text and more pics. Just saying :) 3 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst It is, but we didn’t pay for it, so I’m still happy! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jamie, steady on, it's paid content. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, they will fu*king LOVE YOU in France. But hurry up because next year is the year of Marine Le Pen. 3 weeks ago Reply
ivorjetski lol, It's got to be Punk web. is the master of this... Create something so bad that everyone talks about 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This submersible drone is fantastic. I spent time with the inventors at Oslo Innovation Week. They found a shopping… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How the fu*k is this the UX awards, if you have to EXPLAIN how to vote on the slide? #ukuxawards 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wasn't I nominated? How can you ignore the best UX of any website in the UK? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then, you should have got more of your friends across the country to vote Democrat. Issue with US healthcare (& gun… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have any of those idiotic Democrat celebs left the USA , yet? As promised... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More people voted for Trump - WHERE IT MATTERED :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy ass. I don't dismiss it... but the main point is M-A-K-E M-O-N-E-Y. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
organised your unique aesthetic is part of the appeal of the site / your brand why would you dismiss it Ling. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS He's (arguably) the most successful politician of his lifetime. Delivered exactly what he said. Is an elected MEP.… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are being a bit prissy, S. Perez. I'm unsure what's wrong with the Trump wall, to stop ILLEGAL immigrants... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks, Lauren. However, if your "tutors" think my website is *bad*, maybe I should send my bank statement and they… 4 weeks ago Reply
LaurenHeywood Everyone in the room thought it was amazing, site code with face etched in it! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, what makes a bad commercial website is one that doesn't make money. I make a lot, so how do the iiiidiots… 4 weeks ago Reply
LaurenHeywood A: "Too much text" "Hard to navigate" #DoOO Example shown to us is the gif fantastic LingsCars 4 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 ...a £5 bet on Leicester winning Premiership, #Brexit and winning would have netted £12.5 MILLION ! 4 weeks ago Reply
jaspro101 Yes i am. But leaving is not an option i think 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, correct. I forgot the Dutch. They are already quite pissed off with the EU. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why (the f*ck) do your US friends need a silver lining? Trump will gold plate everything :) Anyway, thank God it wa… 4 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell 4: Geert Wilders 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Please will someone pay attention and write this down. 1) Brexit, 2) DJ Trump, 3) M LePen. ... Ling prediction for 2017. 4 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Your tweets brighten up my day Ling 4 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Lol 4 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hypocritical? Maybe you are only Tweeting about the frog because it's "cute"? Big eyes? Hmmm. What if it was a cock… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm waiting for someone to complain this is racist... :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wear two pairs of underpants on the flight over... just in case. 4 weeks ago Reply
jmspool Sorry I asked. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But, you need to get a grip. Trump won. Accept, go forward. His UX (and hair) was FAR FAR better than Clinton's, yo… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jared, hi. Brexit (for me) is brilliant, I was 100% in favour and promoted it. EU is pants.Quite a few people like… 4 weeks ago Reply
jmspool How’s Brexit working for you? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These people are frightened of themselves... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well Jared, then more people should have got off their fat asses and voted Hillary. But, they didn't. So suck it up… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ***NEW COLUMN*** Madonna's offer to give free oral sex to anyone who voted Hillary may have swung it Trump's way. https:/… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In Aug I did a talk in Oslo. 8 other speakers, all American. All said Trump would not win. I told them all, they were blind. Now...they see? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My one small criticism of Trump, is that he keeps insisting on saying "bigly". Apart from that, everything is GREAT, FOLKS :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, all that's happened is that he won and she lost. It's quite standard, usually he, he (not he, she). He was mo… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS On a scale of 1 to 10, that's a 7.5 I think :) Ring the bell. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Christians won that little point-scoring exercise then. You should be very happy. God 1, Allah 0. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Every human being is "morally and ethically wrong", most quite often. I think you might be well meaning but a littl… 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 Not offended. I just know when something is morally and ethically wrong. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I HAVE A CREASE MISSING IN MY EYELIDS. And some psoriasis on my elbows which I'm self-conscious of. Please pass the… 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 are you seriously condoning mocking kids with disabilities because "they need to learn"? 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 What would you know about growing up with disability? Good grief try some empathy for a change 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh pssssh. You just want to be mortally offended by everything. You'd be offended if you weren't offended by someth… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rubbish. These kids need to know they live in the real world. How much cotton wool can you wrap them up in? Of cour… 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 He wasnt joking. 4 weeks ago Reply
tomsharp85 I've called a woman a fat pug 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well good for him, tell him to have a go back at Trump instead of being a "victim". 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 all Trump dies is maje it 19 times harder for every "different" kid in the playground. 4 weeks ago Reply
ptvriana "there's no person who hasn't said embarrassing things, privately." okay but not everyone is trying to be the president 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 the dusabked man did stand up for himself.he rise against the odds to become an award einning journakist 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OF COURSE THEY HAVE. Women joke about this stuff all the time, amongst themselves especially. For fu*k's sake, you… 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 no. They havent. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nigel, Bernie Sanders lost. The only thing that matters is who won. That was DJ Trump. He's DA MAN, now. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *Every* woman has at some stage joked about an ugly man, made a cock joke. The disabled person needs to stand up fo… 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure No, he won the votes, he was stuffed by political play by Clinton. People were bought. Look it up. 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 nor do i have friends that do. You are nirmalising abhorrent behaviour. 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 I have never mocked a disabled person or called a woman a fat pug or bragged about grabbing them by the pussy. 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 valid comment. Does not mean anyone should excuse and accept Trumps behaviour. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, *HE* did a good job of losing, too. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm female,I've no issue with Trump. There's no person who hasn't said embarrassing things, privately. No perfect p… 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure His name was Bernie Sanders, but Clinton stuffed him. Now that choice has bitten her & her party. 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw "Diplomatically congratulated" by world leaders, Ling. Not "endorsed"... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I appreciate the contribution these votes add to my enjoyment of my Twitter timeline. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 I have a young daughter. Im supposed to normalise his behabiour to women? Nonsense. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hollande hardly counts. He's French. 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR apart from last week in the High Court, the losing side is my natural home 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw "Endorsed by every world leader"? Hardly... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then these "poor" peoplwho have been harmed by the alleged racism/ disabled abuse should have got off their fat ars… 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 Yes. And no i havent been drinking. No jokes no banter. He has behaved shamefully. 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 There are limits. This isnt "top gear" style jokey banter. Its harmful dangerous racism. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think you might have been drinking. What happens if you find a schoolteacher quite likes Trump? You withdraw your… 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 No. This is my line. No compromise. No meeting in middle. I cant bring up my kids with decency then excuse this mans behaviour. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh per-lease. Please name a perfect person, and I'll vote for them too. Only perfect politicians allowed, here. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Trump has been endorsed by a) American voters, b) every World leader (maybe not Kim JongUn) c) he's the President s… 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 Trump is racist. He made fun of a disabled reporter. He calls woman fat pigs.I can make my choice. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, the British Gov. supports Trump (said May in a speech). You'd better phone HMRC and tell them you're not doin… 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 fine thats normal political discussion. As i said look again at Trumps behaviour. It cannot be endorsed. 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 This isnt difference of political opinion.Look again at Trump. His behaviour should not be normalised. 3 year olds behave better 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS And maybe if some of that 53% who "didn't vote" got of their fat arses, and showed some interest, Hillary may have… 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure Yup. One side had "depressed voters" with their last choice, the other had rabid supporters. That drive carries. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's a silly attitude worthy of a sulky 3 year old. So you'll only deal with people who a) support Hillary, b) do… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, Mike. Have you been on the losing side AGAIN? :) 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 53% of country didnt vote Just fact. For my own part as Trump is racist ill no longer do business with anyone supoorting Trump 4 weeks ago Reply
Kentmoto the beauty of running your own firm. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Haha, here we go, just like Brexit denying remoaners. HILLARY WAS STUFFED. Exactly as she should have. In USA no. o… 4 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 She won / likely to win narrowly more votes in popular vote. Hardly stuffed. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is there a "#yellowandbritish" hashtag? If not, is that just hidden, unreported racism and exclusion? ...in fact no… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you slightly blind and deaf? All you had to do was look at the rally crowds, and listen to them. It was obvious… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So many people bleating about Clinton and moaning/whinging about Trump. He stuffed her, well done Donald! Great result for America, IMHO. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh please. She lost cos she WAS Hillary Clinton, to be honest. To be disliked more than DJT is going some. Basing c… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I would like to congratulate you -you were right about all those media polls. I watched your comments over weeks. Vindicated :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS heh, I understand it's not Salmond, but whoever it is, goes on and o, supporting the poor decisions the real Salmon… 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce spoof account alert 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Angry Salmond, you've nowbeen on losing side of 3 major votes in a row... Scotland, Brexit, USA. I think you need a… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You've only got 2.400 followers, so it seems your tweets don't really matter, either. 4 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes you could totally Pixar. You're Ling! 4 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 Awards given out on advertising revenue and tables booked for the night? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, it shows what utter wank all the self-congratulatory industry "awards" are... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Animated cars? You think I'm Disney (TM)???? Animals are far better :) More emotional. 4 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes I've been borrowing your chicken for slides and chatrooms for a while now. It's awesome. But... why no animated... cars? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This result was so obvious (to me). I said it in my interesting day talk. Why everyone so surprised? This is great… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Arngren is a classic, but they need more animations. Bloody Norwegians. I spent a lot of time in Oslo recently, lov… 4 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes your site was shown onscreen in all its glory (but the video was paused) :P You also won more points than 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I understand your shorthand, Dave and why it was shorthand. I know what you meant :) But I still hate the shor… 4 weeks ago Reply
DaveLeeBBC Free at the point of access. You know what I mean. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's not free. My taxes & licence pay for that feed... just as the NHS is not free. I hate BBC attitude to their fu… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Furiously backpedalling, hahahaha. I have screenshotted that Tweet. It will forever come back to haunt you :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's with the "brrrrr"? Double Dutch to me :) 4 weeks ago Reply
BBCPropaganda I was more of the 70s hippy San Francisco than modern Progressive San Francisco. I lived in the 'burbs not the city. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Heh, she'd tweet a US Flag and a white pick up with a caption "image from Michigan" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, San Francisco. You've just blown your Twitter image off the face of the earth :) 4 weeks ago Reply
BBCPropaganda I used to party with them. Lots of FOB and 2nd generation banana Asians in San Francisco. They love Trance music. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Naaah, that's where all the best restaurants are. And the fewest drug dealers. And the most laundries. What do you… 4 weeks ago Reply
BBCPropaganda I'd like to see less racial segregation in housing, though. Too many China Towns 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not true. Did you ever see a poor Chinese on the streets in America? They are all too busy working like hell, screw… 4 weeks ago Reply
BBCPropaganda Yep. I had many Asian (i.e. Chinese not Indian) friends in America. They work hard and integrate into society. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In general yellows rather hate blacks in USA. Quite different values, generally. Media never mentions it. If asian… 4 weeks ago Reply
BBCPropaganda Yellows or browns? Asians seem to go well in America. Latinos less so. IMHO it should be about income level not skin colour. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What about yellows? Will there ever be a yellow president? The food would improve and kids would do better at schoo… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey, Machu Pichu, thanks! El ejemplo de siempre de qué usabilidad web y experiencia de usuario: #ActivateBarcelona … 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nick and Emma, that's good news! Amazing, a Nissan dealer that gives great service! 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 update on auto light & battery: still covered by warranty, booked into local Nissan garage this Thurs. Free courtesy car too! 4 weeks ago Reply
santiagosv90 El ejemplo de siempre de qué usabilidad web y experiencia de usuario: #ActivateBarcelona… 4 weeks ago Reply
santiagosv90 El ejemplo de siempre de qué es diseño y usabilidad web: #ActivateBarcelona 4 weeks ago Reply
WandaCabrera_ Ejemplo de #web sorprendente: #ActívateBarcelona 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, the firm is registered as "Harry Kennedy" with FCA. 4 weeks ago Reply
johnstratton81 as far as I know they still going. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Does anyone have info on FIRST VEHICLE LEASING LTD??? Are they trading? Website up, but customer has dead link. Or are they now sole-trader? 4 weeks ago Reply
PeterFWhitworth So... with auto stop red is working and green is faulty??? 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 I'm sure that can be arranged ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Only if you use bandages on the bed sores, with my logo on... 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 thanks for your help Ling, do you want to sponsor a poor student nurse? Good for PR and image + I'm great at dressing leg ulcers! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey, Sgt TV superstar, do you know who the new PCSO for Grange Villa is? I need to make new signs now Steve Larter… 4 weeks ago Reply
ustinKnight I'll check it out! Thanks Ling! 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 looks very similar to this, just green...and flashing to signify it's not working! Thanks! 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 looks a bit like that, instead of an 'A' it says 'auto' and instead of a circle it has an arrow going around. 4 weeks ago Reply
tqenn RT : Just got a shoutout from web legend, Ling Valentine of Ling's Cars. I can officially quit the internet and die happy now.… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Apologies, FB links are shit. It's this one, 1h5m in... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS As a "senior UX" you might be interested in my presentation in Oslo 1h05m in... - use of LI… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think it's the one with the A in it??? :) = Apathy 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, it might be that you said "Lings" and "cars" in your Tweet :) In fact, I'm very happy you wrote it, I can s… 4 weeks ago Reply
corymosley RT : The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via #… 4 weeks ago Reply
kev_austin Maybe Arnold could learn from 4 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via #dealership #auto 4 weeks ago Reply
gunnergirdler Wow, I have no idea how you know I wrote this. Is there no privacy in this world 4 weeks ago Reply
ustinKnight Just got a shoutout from web legend, Ling Valentine of Ling's Cars. I can officially quit the internet and die happ… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't make me blush. I put a hell of a lot of thought into the colour scheme :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My Spanish front-end operative arrives tonight at 11pm at NCL. To get a new super duper feature up and running. 4 weeks ago Reply
KSolaDesign I agree, certainly a treasure!! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It will be better in a few weeks... I have a new interactive THING coming. 4 weeks ago Reply
ustinKnight Thank you, Ling! Your site is a treasure of the internet :) 4 weeks ago Reply
PeterFWhitworth same car - lots of countries. Saves on translation of software 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You take your job FAR too seriously. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 yeah, will do. The light, not the genital picture, that is strictly prohibited by the NHS. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Re "flashing auto light" ERRRR, your car is a manual gearbox??? 4 weeks ago Reply
iamj7e Standards it is: Don't disagree with your complaint, tho. No good reason to hide fault codes or history. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I wish more customers' cars would break down... it makes a nice change from selling new cars :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OK, post a pic. (of the light, not some patient's cock) :) I'm sure a zillion people will know what it is. This is… 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 none of them, sorry! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS here does this help? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They are all a bit shit (except Teslas). I have Model 3 on order. But when EV goes wrong, it will be NIGHTMARE time. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed. Car is a consumer item, like a fridge. That is the best way to treat them :) 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 starting to get a bit tired of diesels, too much to go wrong! Got any good deals on leccie cars (leaf) not Tesla's, I'm not ££££! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, it's to keep dealers in business. Why on earth can't you scroll through YOUR OWN car's fault history (in Englis… 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 yeah, usually just ignore them and hope they go away, they usually do, either that or the car stops! 4 weeks ago Reply
iamj7e Going out on a limb here, but symbols appear to be standardised. And standards = bureaucracies. Try changing them... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is a hell of a point raised by a customer. WHY DON'T NEW CARS TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG IN PLAIN fu*kING ENGLISH, as well as stupid lights? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My guess is... it will be a "£" light. :) Why cars don't tell you what's wrong in plain English on the dash?? It's… 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 looked up "flashing auto light" on Nissan forums, not much info about it, nothing in manual. As u said, better contact Nissan! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, no idea. I don't look at warning lights on my own car, either :) You do know I'm a girl... how am I supposed… 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 naa don't think it's that, wife drives quite a lot on motorway, it's a little green light with auto and an arrow going around it! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Austin, thanks for article. Comparing my website to Times Square. Kimberly, thanks for tweet :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...better not be a DPF filter issue... first job will be to go for a 10 mile 3rd gear thrash. DPF is serious. check… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "a light's been flashing on dash for a few weeks" .. umm, yeah, that might be a clue. Does the light have a large "… 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 a light's been flashing on dash for a few weeks so I reckon not because of temp. Never used to flash just didn't work if 2 cold. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, my husband was disappointed too, as my life insurance didn't kick in :) 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 I'll call them tomorrow, thanks! Sorry to see your plane didn't crash btw, was looking forward to a free car! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Often, the stop-start systems don't work when the external temperature is too low (below a set temperature) so coul… 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 the start stop feature hasn't worked for a couple of weeks and then refuses to start on cold morning. I'll get in touch. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, local Nissan dealer, but should be easy fix. If they want a fortune, try an independent garage. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Start-Stop cars can often have 2 batteries. My SLK does. One for "normal" and one for "start stop" use. I would vis… 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 so should I contact the dealer who supplied the car I guess. Not local dealer. Prob just answered my own question! 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 yeah, cos it's a start / stop engine the batteries are new fangled glass something or other. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But please check with Nissan dealer, it may be a warranty part, as aftermarket batteries often have long warranties… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You must check it's the right battery, but cheapest is often EuroCarParts ... looks like yo… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If your car starts, go for a free battery check somewhere convenient (eg KwikFit). They'll diagnose a bad battery e… 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 so if I contact RAC would they replace battery but charge me a lot, prob better off buying it myself? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If is bad battery, I'm not sure that's a warranty item. Batteries sometimes go bad, but are cheap(ish). First cold… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your Juke is covered by RAC (Nissan assistance). You can call them on 0330 123 1231. Hope they can fix. If you get… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, but I've got to make sure cars exist. Rosie is checking now. We are dealing with humans and this one (supplier… 4 weeks ago Reply
pirta_ RT : h... how do you even bEGIN coding something like this 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 Hi Ling, been having a bit of trouble with the car (YH14 FCC). Takes while to start. Think it's battery related, any suggestions? 4 weeks ago Reply
harurnako h... how do you even bEGIN coding something like this 4 weeks ago Reply
_surashu RT : Can websites be so bad they're good? Yes. Yes, they can. This is incredible. 4 weeks ago Reply
jimmyduckegg RT : Can websites be so bad they're good? Yes. Yes, they can. This is incredible. 4 weeks ago Reply
MrDrumble Can websites be so bad they're good? Yes. Yes, they can. This is incredible. 4 weeks ago Reply
iqseo Looks like fun, but could you do that while auditing this site? 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Ok, I'm back from Malta, back in my office. Apologies to everyone who thought my plane had crashed... it didn't. 4 weeks ago Reply
janusboye Look at: 1) Would you relaunch this website? 2) Would you bet your annual income that website revenue would go up? 4 weeks ago Reply
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cholatera RT : Owen Smith and the Blairites want to overturn #BRExit with amendments to the Article 50 vote. YES is not enou… 4 weeks ago Reply
Jordan_Simpson hey, was good to meet you last night. Just thought I'd follow up by sending you a link to the awesome 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, I'm in Malta, the connection is bad on my VPN. I'm back UK on Sunday, watch then. I think great minds think ali… 4 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 well I must learn to type slower. I hope you, Mrs Gorman and the little'un a peaceful weekend 4 weeks ago Reply
DaveGorman berated? There's been no berating here! 4 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Also, don't be this guy: 4 weeks ago Reply
TProphet #CrashLingsPlane (kidding, kidding I swear ow ow ow hey where are you taking me?!) 4 weeks ago Reply
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C0RTN33 after being berated by I feel its my duty to tell you all episodes are available to stream at 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think this Japanese gobbledegook translates as "delicious, boiled" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I fly back from Malta (deep diving) to Newcastle, tomorrow evening. If the plane crashes, my customers get to keep their current cars, FREE 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The staircase my hubby Jon and Ian & Clare built for my farmhouse weighs >4.6 tonnes. Made of 46 green oak railway sleepers, min 100kg each. 4 weeks ago Reply
onnoblase Ling heeft een nieuwe website: 4 weeks ago Reply
iamelliot gritsplaining 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's simplifying it a bit too much. Typical male response. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks and thanks DG. Trying to find S2E6 but damn youtube keeps blocking all the bootleg copies :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your gritters just love to drive directly in front of me and machinegun salty grit all over my car. Damn you, Durha… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kill the trolls. Kill them. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, Ok. Didn't know that. Are they still a pile of shit? 4 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman Chinese (SAIC) have started bringing them back into the UK. 4 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 have a look at the Modern Life Is Rubbish Series 2 Episode 6 on he covers it 4 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman They are in ranger of catching up with MG cars 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do you know has a commercial vehicle version of the Duster? Neither do I. Or anyone. Dacia registered *ONE* in October 2016 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great Wall sold just 9 pick ups in October, for the whole UK. So, Chinese pick-ups are selling slowly, then? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS LDV registered 51 light commercials in the UK in October 2016 (215 in total yr). How?? Are they still flating around? LDV closed years ago. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, lithium reacts with air and water. It floats, too. I'd keep a dry powder extinguisher inside a Tesla. Or a gi… 4 weeks ago Reply
Petterroea That makes sense, but lithium fires are apparently really bad. They DID get training after that first tesla fire accident, though 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Virtually all fires are toxic. The cleanest fire will create toxic CO. Firemen usually know how close (or not) to s… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is Lord Sugar really serious? A member of House of Lords uses his title and stature to tout his bloody gas boiler f… 4 weeks ago Reply
Petterroea My biggest issue with the video is that the fire people are standing close to the toxic fire. 4 weeks ago Reply
lyeemoon RT : A passionate defence of hate speech 4 weeks ago Reply
sa_72 RT : what do you think she intended to say, then? The "unfortunately" makes pretty clear she knew how un… 4 weeks ago Reply
UKlPVoter RT : A passionate defence of hate speech 4 weeks ago Reply
State_Control RT : A passionate defence of hate speech 4 weeks ago Reply
lesthelion what a stupid thing to say As stupid as what she said but less vile 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok, attack her to bits, then. Go for the kill. Make her pay, etc. 4 weeks ago Reply
AndrewBooton RT : A passionate defence of hate speech 4 weeks ago Reply
lesthelion she did say it So don't defend it 4 weeks ago Reply
DavidMcGookin RT : She obviously did mean to say it that way - the "unfortunately" makes it pretty clear she knew exactly how bad it was before… 4 weeks ago Reply
noskysplitscree RT : I would suggest she knew exactly what she was saying! If this was a leave voter it would have been on 4 weeks ago Reply
ilovepiesme RT : A passionate defence of hate speech 4 weeks ago Reply
GlobalAltReport RT : A passionate defence of hate speech 4 weeks ago Reply
1jamiefoster A passionate defence of hate speech 4 weeks ago Reply
Xlibris1 RT : She obviously did mean to say it that way - the "unfortunately" makes it pretty clear she knew exactly how bad it was before… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course. There is a lot of energy stored. Have you considered what a petrol tank goes up like? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ok. I would suggest, don't hang her publicly, unless you are 100% sure she deserves it. Her life will be in ruins,… 4 weeks ago Reply
wallaceme We can agree humour would probably have been a better route for her. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The main thing is, I had fun :) Better than boring people to death. At least *some* people laughed. Woman last nigh… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My Spanish employee (Daniel Fernandez) is Catalan, so was entirely happy for me to use his Spanish stereotype as am… 4 weeks ago Reply
DunKhan RT : Just testing my theory that arch Brexiters have a blind spot when it comes to satire 4 weeks ago Reply
wallaceme I'll be honest, I don't think it did. But happily we still won, which is what matters! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course. That was reaction I wanted. I was doing my little bit for Vote Leave by provoking reaction on TV news pl… 4 weeks ago Reply
wallaceme Genuine Q - some people seemed to go really over the top about it. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh please. It was mainly Spaniards who reacted to THAT :) In between pushing donkeys off towers and taking siestas.… 4 weeks ago Reply
wallaceme I'm perfectly calm, thanks. Is your agitation about this due to the overreaction to your C4 appearance? 4 weeks ago Reply
djka9501 I wouldn't know. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you *really* an "executive editor"? Please calm down, over this, you look a bit daft to me. 4 weeks ago Reply
wallaceme If people don't want people to discuss vile things they say, they shouldn't say vile things. 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR she's beautiful 4 weeks ago Reply
djka9501 Her ugly mug? 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR what? 4 weeks ago Reply
djka9501 Good for you, Ling. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Has your account been hacked, Bruce? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, well done. Same as and me, then. 4 weeks ago Reply
djka9501 I'm a British citizen, Ling. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will add: surely, in this fine UK country... does EVERYTHING have to boil down to PRICE? I rather like some expen… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What a f*cking confusing one-word answer. I have no idea, really :))) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, who are you? 4 weeks ago Reply
djka9501 Hardly anonymous, at least you can see my ugly mug, Ling. How about you show us yours? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think Mike and I can agree we are both British. 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR she runs a fine British business generating fine British tax for the fine British British 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Fine anonymous, cowardly account you have there, with hardly any followers, 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, if you boil the cars, they will go all soft and fluffy. Is that what you mean? 4 weeks ago Reply
djka9501 Fine British name you have there, Ling. 4 weeks ago Reply
Gillian_Philip RT : She obviously did mean to say it that way - the "unfortunately" makes it pretty clear she knew exactly how bad it was before… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'd agree it's infuriating, in fact it's outrageous. ...(oh). But wouldn't say outrage is limited to the "left". 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce if new car imports rise in rice it will improve residuals? 4 weeks ago Reply
Terminal_Boy RT : She obviously did mean to say it that way - the "unfortunately" makes it pretty clear she knew exactly how bad it was before… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, please, they are just being politically correct. 4 weeks ago Reply
harmax17 didn't mean to say it? No need for to distance themselves from her then? Oh wait .. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mark, it simply doesn't matter. Stop targeting the woman. Your public humiliation of her is what's unfortunate. 4 weeks ago Reply
JIMMYJ101 I would suggest she knew exactly what she was saying! If this was a leave voter it would have been on 4 weeks ago Reply
james_e_price Irrespective of whether you're right or not, do you see now how infuriating artificial outrage is? The left uses it all the time 4 weeks ago Reply
wallaceme what do you think she intended to say, then? The "unfortunately" makes pretty clear she knew how unpleasant it was. 4 weeks ago Reply
KatieMillman She obviously tripped over her words rather than anything malicious. People making something about of nothing. 4 weeks ago Reply
wallaceme She obviously did mean to say it that way - the "unfortunately" makes it pretty clear she knew exactly how bad it w… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Stop being professionally outraged. She obviously didn't mean to say that in that way. No harm done. No fictional c… 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR you're good fun though 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR I sometimes can't resist triggering you 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Autocar, you forgot to mention that this car is shit :) 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR Just testing my theory that arch Brexiters have a blind spot when it comes to satire 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You really shouldn't drink so much, during the day. 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR we LOST. We're all #enemiesofthepeople now 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR it's psychic beams from Mars making #enemiesofthepeople 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ahhhhh, I must have missed the vote we all had in June. Hmmm. Oh yeah, I remember, now: YOU LOST :) 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR they sleep in caves #enemiesofthepeople 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR they want to ban voting #enemiesofthepeople 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR like forriners #enemiesofthepeople 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR but they're #enemiesofthepeople 4 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Yeh but you skimped on giving money to charity. Which is the point of buying a poppy 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You say "no one walked" and "almost all white"... yet you are white and arrived by car, too. Am I missing something… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right, of course they are. Calling MPs who agree with the majority of their constituents #enemiesofthepeople is eno… 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR then they are #enemiesofthepeople 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS LINGsCARS? That's me :) And I just love my animated gifs, hahahaha. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, it will be enough. :) No way will Lab MPs risk the threat of an election by screwing things up. 4 weeks ago Reply
BBCPropaganda Owen Smith and the Blairites want to overturn #BRExit with amendments to the Article 50 vote. YES is not enough. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You labelled Grant Shapps an enemyofthepeople. I was pointing out my own Lab MP said the same thing, in different w… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *Labour* and Tories??? My own local Labour MP has agreed to vote YES to Article50 vote. Surely it's LibDems who wan… 4 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR what has this tweet got to do with anything? 4 weeks ago Reply
PaulBigland1 Insults will make #brexit work? Dream on... 4 weeks ago Reply
scottjlawson also a 'mobile friendly' version 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahahaha, I love your quality of argument. Your pic shows a shiny head. Is that polished shiny by everything going… 4 weeks ago Reply
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KingInTheNCP RT : The "people's decision" is changing by the day as they see the racism & financial disasters #brexit has unleas… 4 weeks ago Reply
PaulBigland1 Of course you do... 4 weeks ago Reply
PaulBigland1 How appropriate, your picture shows someone who's rendered themselves blind to what's happening around them. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Financial "disasters": I run a small business leasing cars, and see growth and optimism ... all I see from #Brexit… 4 weeks ago Reply
geirwaaler #ff to Car rental specialist, website hacker deluxe, able driver of yellow tanks. Overall a fresh breathe in the feed. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Racism... well: I'm born in China, and have a general dislike of Japanese, for a few reasons. What the hell has tha… 4 weeks ago Reply
PaulBigland1 The "people's decision" is changing by the day as they see the racism & financial disasters #brexit has unleashed. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes... it's Twibbon who need shooting, not you :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My own (Labour) MP confirmed to me in writing yesterday, the same as Grant Shapps. You really need to smell the cof… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed. Theresa May will keep the #Brexit timetable. You lot can yelp & twist all you want, the British peoples' de… 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Can we argue about cars instead ? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This "poppy fascism" winds me up. Surely it should be a simple personal decision, not a *ucking Olympic poppy proliferation competition. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now it's a "dead family member" competition? Hey, you win! That makes people who have no dead war veteran family me… 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Totally agree, i buy one each to put on the headstone of the dead members of my family who served in the Armed Forces 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Re your photos. It's not a) size, b) number, c) amount of things you can stick a poppy on.... It's simply private p… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then you don't need the cheap (in every sense) digital poppy image to prove to your followers that you support the… 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Yep done that, and do it every year and then some, 4 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Speaking for myself, the digital Poppy is as well as, and it does make me feel good too 4 weeks ago Reply
tiotizo RT : Esta web es arte (epilepsia warning) 4 weeks ago Reply
danirod93 Esta web es arte (epilepsia warning) 4 weeks ago Reply
SethWolfbaine This website is honestly one of the most confusing things I've seen 5 weeks ago Reply
Magman55 They are saying that to just safeguard their seats. If they have a say on the conditions of A50 they will prevent a… 5 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 That's a load of shit 5 weeks ago Reply
AnitaWilkinson Some BIG changes looming in the next general election. Exciting times ahead. 5 weeks ago Reply
wisteriawitch Good but you can bet your life the rat aka Stephen Kinnock won't. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself lol, and this is the point where we have to agree to disagree, and leave it to Parliament to sort out, as is their job! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself it would also minimise amount of legislative work that needs to be done. Likely to be more orderly than a Brexit gone large :) 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself well, I'd prefer not to go! But if we do, minimal. It can be a process; remaining in customs union doesn't wed us to it forever. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself ok, fair enough! My preference would be for a minimal, “soft” Brexit. Both our views deserve representation in Parliament :) 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself out of interest Ling, what kind of Brexit do you want? e.g. Do you want to stay in the single market, in the customs union etc.? 5 weeks ago Reply
drgs100 Me thinks the High Court disagrees, its up to Parliament (pending appeal) to enact. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself true, and a LOT of people are misinterpreting today's ruling, which is an issue. Problem is, the law here is complex :-/ 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself I do get that this feels a bit like arguing over technicalities, but those technicalities do matter :) 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself of course, that doesn't mean govt will get what it wants, but at least there will be some plan in place! 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself negotiations with EU don't start, but there is no one way to Brexit. Govt has to outline its plans for Parliamentary scrutiny. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself like I say, I still expect us to leave, but govt must be accountable to Parliament through process. 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself Parliament is sovereign. Govt has to justify its position to Parliament. The referendum was only part of process, not final word. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It is democratic. There was a referendum and the majority voted to leave. It's up to HMGov to enact that. I see no… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself I get that, but at same time, if Brexit is about taking back control, the process itself is important - should be democratic. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think it's largely irrelevant *how* article 50 gets triggered. Unsure what magic answers HMGov can give parliamen… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewfhimself I’m assuming Brexit will happen, but must happen through Parliament. Not the Three Brexiteers and Mrs May behind closed doors. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My own Labour MP just confirmed to me that he will vote YES to triggering Article 50. So, bring on the vote! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sick of staff moaning about loo roll shortage (is there a war on?) So, I ordered 288 Rolls 2Ply Quilted loo rolls = 7.5km of luxury ass wipe 5 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes zomg I need one but a) I suck at games, you keep dying on the road and 2) I'm in the EU, shipping? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Really glad you say "YES" vote to Art 50. I'm unsure what magic answers gov can give though, as EU negs can't start… 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton there was a big fire in the field too, so unless it was one of the Zafiras Ive sold, I'm going to assume it was fir… 5 weeks ago Reply
KevanJonesMP I accept Uk is leaving EU & only way is to trigger Art 50 so would vote yes but Govt should be held to account by Parliament 5 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 GE votes rarely galvanise ppl behind a single issue in any meaningful way.Ppl put "x" next to their party.Brexit dead I suspect. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kevan, that's a politico answer (no answer). My Q was: ...How will you vote on Article 50, which is simply a trigge… 5 weeks ago Reply
KevanJonesMP @ The decision on existing EU been taken there's no going back but Parliament as a key role in what final deal looks like. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : English democracy questioned after court rules un-elected parliament of dukes, earls, and similar be-wigged fops must decide… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Disgusting that FIFA won't let England dig trenches all over the pitch and have Scott Parker crash a spitfire full of… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More to the point, today: How will you vote on Article 50, Kevan? You should really be discussing THAT. Will you su… 5 weeks ago Reply
andygambles wrong Scarborough. Although I can not confirm or deny FBI involvement. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey is this something to do with you? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am thinking of offering a free vagina or penis for my customers' cars. They can choose. ...My gay LGBGT customer… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz you may be right, I fear. Labour's doing a spectacular job of stuffing itself. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What this requirement for a vote on art 50 has done, simply, is a) stuff labour, b) give UKIP a lifeline. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Lose to labour or Lib Dems"???? Hahahaha, you must be taking serious drugs. Labour will have hard time on art50 vo… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz courageous! 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz Although Tories are stuffed. Go softer, they lose to UKIP, harder, they lose to, er Labour or Lib Dems. Hmm 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course they can't assume that, i agree with you there. But it's a brave MP who says NO to art 50 if their consti… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz what I'm saying is that they can't assume a 'leave' vote will win them their seat at the next election, if it's hard Brexit 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have you mentioned this to Donald? If not, you're being very remiss WBC,... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hehe "sentiment". It was simple: a LEAVE vote. Sentiment nothing to do with it. Let's see how MPs vote, many will l… 5 weeks ago Reply
andrewjskatz I doubt it, because polls show sentiment has changed significantly since May signalled has ard Brexit. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Theresa May can hold a simple yes/no Article 50 trigger vote. No debate about terms. Yes = get on with plan A. No = gene… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lots of Tweets from remoaners. They think they have had a victory, hahaha. In fact, the vote on art50 will absolutely 100% re-cement #brexit 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'll follow you back for sending me such a sweet, considerate message. 5 weeks ago Reply
armintalic Following has been both the best and worst decision I've made this week. TL;DR She's f*cking mental in the best way possible. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Article 50... am I going to have to get my Lee Enfield back out? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm in Malta, just heard Article 50 vote news. Rather good. This is A) great for UKIP B) terrible for Labour C) put remoaners in their place 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They are winning them on my stupid game page 5 weeks ago Reply
fracture4 This is the best site I have ever seen. 5 weeks ago Reply
ddavisonwebdev Where is it that people are getting those amazing shirts? :o 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have a SCALE? Mine says too many kg. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice hair! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
BaronSchnitzel thanks for the free shirt!!! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, no, no. That's just one of your quality used cars, backfiring. Nit. 5 weeks ago Reply
iqseo A1: Everything on this page lol... #semrushchat 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Nope. I didn't tell the lies. Bless u for another incisive tweet 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy The poor have been conned. Don't blame them - blame the con artists 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Is that what you think? Lucky Ling seems to think that..... 5 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman In other words, poor people are thick eh? 5 weeks ago Reply
draPATtesting I can't disagree with you 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When you say "freaking", do you mean "*ucking"? Why not just use normal language instead of words that intimate "fu… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not just Flanders. But remember them by individuals wearing poppies, not by stupid football teams with armbands (or… 5 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid Be nice Ling. They may be buying one too 5 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 Poppy Fascism?? Surely any public show of support for people who have lost their lives in war is a good thing. 5 weeks ago Reply
RedHotSquirrel Flanders. We shall remember them. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Err, no. I think this is stepping into realm of poppy fascism. Leave wearing poppies to normal people doing normal… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "immigrants". That's me, then? :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. The bastards. Just schoolgirls in coats! Where was the puppy with the swastika? Oh... in *my* pr… 5 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno the bastards took me in, those look nothing like Nazi uniforms! 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Anyone can buy followers Ling 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So many traditional British sayings. I simply don't understand them all. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Nazis were quite popular in Japan, back in the day. However, I think this is just clickbait. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Guess you cannot compete with my brains so good excuse for you to piss off 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Don't call names. It's rude and very UKIP. I have not stereotyped anyone. You have tho. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You don't really have enough followers to make this conversation worthwhile. I need a more popular Euro-licker to a… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, It's *YOU* doing the stereotyping, as I said 3 times, now. Nit. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Are you stereotyping the poor as being unintelligent? 5 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb I love reading twitter feed so funny watching people cry at her. 5 weeks ago Reply
Ken_J_Murray If the referendum vote had gone the other way, would you have kept quiet after it ? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are they all 7-day a week car salesmen jobs, till 8pm, with a minimum wage basic? Or are there some valeting jobs,… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Especially for 5 weeks ago Reply
wakeup2corrupt #EU is a corrupt powerhouse that is crumbling good riddance 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahahaha, calling you Scottish is racist? How can that be, when I have 4600 YT views of Ya Jun singing OFOS… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I said "Now you are stereotyping "the poor" as having a bit of intelligence." You are putting 2 and 2 together and… 5 weeks ago Reply
Ken_J_Murray Interesting that your first comment to me is racist. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy You sound like the perfect Tory 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy R you saying that the poor who mostly voted Leave (see post ref stats) aren't intelligent? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scottish... 5 weeks ago Reply
Ken_J_Murray If the referendum vote had gone the other way, would you have kept quiet after it ? I doubt it. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You mean it's *NOT* DJT? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Errrr, are you sure? Now you are stereotyping "the poor" as having a bit of intelligence. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Or fags or plasma or lottery tickets. 5 weeks ago Reply
Rollo54 These 'remoaners' questioning Brexit, why did they not question TTIP-CETA with such venom? < #brownenvelopes 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Not everyone likes pizza, I accept that. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Naturalised bloody foreigner. To be exact. Now British. But not English, Scot, Irish or Welsh. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy You are assuming EVERYONE who is poor does this. Very judgy. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy I thought you said you were a foreigner (your word not mine) ? I don't care. Human to me. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, it's so easy to spend less if you simply stop buying plasmas, lager, fags, pizza and lottery tickets. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy 2/2 And harder to earn more unless employer gives pay rise 5 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : No other UK car dealer allows you to POP THE BALLOONS on their cars! :) Great fun. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Harder to spend less when cost of goods is going to rise. 1/2 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Human??? Oh hell, I don't want to be known as "human". ...I am British. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have given the "millions who are poor" some FREE advive in previos tweet: It was... "a) spend less, b) earn more." 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Not a "bloody foreigner" to me. Everyone is purely "human". 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Apologies, I am a bloody foreigner. I don't understand many traditional British sayings. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy So you only care about yourself not the millions who are poor in UK. I see. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Or maybe you don't understand this old British saying? Have u heard it before? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, *I* don't have debt. I have savings. ...However, the solution to debt is generally, a) spend less, b) earn mo… 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy I'm talking about poor Brits. Don't change subject just because you are losing argument. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, Turkey voted to join the EU, I think. Turkey is predominantly muslim, doesn't do much Christmas. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Your solution is debt is it? 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy And as we borrow we get more in debt & become less powerful as a nation. Don't be rude pls. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Same as we afford everything else, it seems. Borrow. You do seem rather thick... 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Yes the poor were conned. Turkeys voting for Xmas. They are expendable to Gove/Hannan. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Snow in two minutes??? It looks sunny on my webcam. 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy And how is UK going to afford all these benefits as we get poorer from Brexshit fallout? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Don't worry. The poor will still get enough benefits for their plasma, lager, fags & pizza. And "the poor" voted he… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't think it sounds like sexual assault. Otherwise you would have reported it to the police, surely? I was just… 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Lucky cos you will be cushioned from the shitstorm. I worry about the poor who are not. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Go on... the stewardess touched you WHERE? :) 5 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Odd that you find sexual assault funny. Most people don’t. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Actually not lucky. Nor anything to do with my star symbol or the wind direction. You are confusing luck with hard… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I think so, it was very entertaining at the time. Sorry, I confused "partial refund" with "free tickets" :) heh 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Ha, you're a rich person who will be untouched by Brexshit! Lucky Ling! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ha, you're a "glass half empty" type. My feeling is that we all won, that's what the majority feel and wanted. Happ… 5 weeks ago Reply
iznothappy Actually we ALL lost - get over it Ling. 5 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Not sure what you’re referencing. I asked for a partial refund once after crew failed to do their job properly. Do you mean that? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Are you a bloody foreigner? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, did you get the free British Airways tickets, ever? :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, there you go. Tough shit :) 5 weeks ago Reply
ifenn Nah. I’m actually trying to spend money. You’re probably not familiar. :-) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, hahaha, are you doing this "serial complainer" thing again? Maybe Nestle spotted you? Is this for free jar of c… 5 weeks ago Reply
Selfvertroue91 of course, not only hard to accept but we don't accept it at all! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They won the referendum. That's what remainers find hard to accept. You've just proved it :) 5 weeks ago Reply
Selfvertroue91 what did they win exactly? So far seems like everyone is slowly losing every day... 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR you would. Do it! 5 weeks ago Reply
starbie99 RT : No kipper cliches here 5 weeks ago Reply
NickStevenson63 RT : what a lot of kipper cliches in one tweet 5 weeks ago Reply
NickStevenson63 RT : Always happy to see I've triggered this one 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The problem is that I would win. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Using digital images of poppies on profiles, is simply to be opportunistic and give impression of patriotism. But is sooo cheap. GO BUY ONE. 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR are you actually in UKIP? You should bid for the leadership. I'm not even joking 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR No kipper cliches here 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, you're confusing a political party with will of the British people. A normal mistake for sour remainers, anythi… 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR Always happy to see I've triggered this one 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Starting to see more images of poppies in profile pics. Ho hum. If you want a poppy, BUY ONE with ££. Don't use digital. Avoid poppy facism. 5 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR what a lot of kipper cliches in one tweet 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh dear. The £ rising will hurt our exporters. Or maybe you just care about cheap Chinese trainers and holidays to… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You (and the FT) still fighting a battle that you lost in June. Gove and Hannan won. You lost. The FT lost. Is that… 5 weeks ago Reply
evdevr . you’ve created the most complicated/cluttered website imaginable. A bit like without the irony 5 weeks ago Reply
adamrix This has to be the most mental car leasing site on the internet… 5 weeks ago Reply
wonkana the maltesers would offer great insight,credible wisdom and a genuine background 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No... but I bought a giant size bag of Maltesers at Newcastle Airport. Does that help? 5 weeks ago Reply
wonkana I trust you packed a copy of "Get off your Gozo too" 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am diving in (the sea, in) Malta at the moment. My B-team are looking after customers. So I might have slow personal replies at the mo. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jesus... It's just take, take, take with you :) hahahaha 5 weeks ago Reply
ATXWarnock I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 5 weeks ago Reply
ATXWarnock Hopping on the never ending British Bandwagon that is LING's CARS #LINGSCARS 5 weeks ago Reply
jbennett_10 I don't even know where to start with that 5 weeks ago Reply
southsalesrep website is absolutely mad but it's the best around 5 weeks ago Reply
alexwain MY EYES!!!!! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Michael: You also said that the UK now regrets the "Leave" vote. You must be in a cosmopolitan bubble because that'… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Michael: You said (3 times) that the UK voted to leave Europe. We didn't. We voted to leave the European Union. Tha… 5 weeks ago Reply
detonite is torturing me by playing youtube clips constantly. Send help! 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Oooops, that is a collector's item :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Pleasure. Wear it with pride :) 5 weeks ago Reply
cazgotsoul THANK YOU for sending the T-shirts AND THE NOTE 5 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 5 weeks ago Reply
abinocoe LING IS THE GREATEST #LINGSCARS #ROCKET 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Thanks so much. Your spellcheck is immaculate :) 6 weeks ago Reply
kieransgill most of them still appear on 6 weeks ago Reply
sibokku best webshite design 2016 #LingsCars 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Remoaners are desperate to see any kind of failure in the UK, so they can be "proved right". Who on earth wants the… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The PR bluster about #brexit has been shown to be just guff. As with 95% or Remain nonsense 6 weeks ago Reply
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ATMEntArch Couldn't put it better myself 6 weeks ago Reply
robertillidge Absolutely, I'm hoping will hook me up with a sweet deal on a GLA. 6 weeks ago Reply
Benny_Hui you are welcome Rob, I think they are the most on-brand website ever designed, enjoy! 6 weeks ago Reply
robertillidge Thank you for your time today , glad I bumped into you. Looking forward to using the website again 6 weeks ago Reply
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NotoriousREV RT : Question: When is it time to call the customer a *unt? Have a look at this customer, and YOU decide... 6 weeks ago Reply
NickStevenson63 That worked then. :D 6 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR I know you love it. I certainly love how Brexit is revealing itself as a sack of shit 6 weeks ago Reply
Leafspy can they not make you an electric tank or rocket launcher especially? ;) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They charge extra for the batteries. I have a Tesla Model 3 on order, now THAT'S an electric car for the masses, be… 6 weeks ago Reply
Leafspy I would have 2! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This car is so unpopular, that I can't be arsed to fix the pricing :) 6 weeks ago Reply
MinistryBrexit can you do same for me Ling? 6 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR thanks Ling 6 weeks ago Reply
ij1971 sign me up buttercup! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right, Twitter is consumer facing. The law states you have to INCLUDE VAT on consumer ads. Also, 9+ is massive up-f… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm typing an utterly negative tweet, bah, brexit booo hooo the world will end - just so will retweet it. All his RTs are negative 6 weeks ago Reply
ij1971 couple of long handle spoons and a bit of elbow grease easy! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hubby Jon reports he is nearly at the top of 2 flights of stairs he is making with Ian, in my house. Out of 250x150 oak sleepers. Massive. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I can't change a flat tyre at the roadside, doubt 99.9% of people can. However, I can change a wheel. I think that'… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Haha, what idiots the EU are. A small district of Brussels ruined the Canadian deal. Fools. UK is starting from fre… 6 weeks ago Reply
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MauroFontanari RT : One of the best UX I’ve ever seen. Bonus points if you open it on desktop with audio enabled :D 6 weeks ago Reply
marco_torretta One of the best UX I’ve ever seen. Bonus points if you open it on desktop with audio enabled :D 6 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Baldwin somethings seems to be bothering him 6 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG God, there are some right snowflakes! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good boy. 6 weeks ago Reply
Only15Digits Hey I'm always polite to Ling, I'd be too scared not to! ;) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS We are coming close to that time when people think they make a difference by adding a pic of a poppy. Buy one, free little jpegs don't count 6 weeks ago Reply
hodman29 Not very well!! 6 weeks ago Reply
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