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russtof Haha this was tongue in cheek to demonstrate twitter to a friend. Ling fired up. 55 minutes ago Reply
sarahjansencom You mean no Australians are idiots? 3 hours ago Reply
NewCarMark RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 9 hours ago Reply
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Paul_Norman RT : RT : I thought I just saw a picture of without a pint of beer in his hand.> Nothing stays the same 15 hours ago Reply
tonyveitchuk So you are not keen on our great traditions. 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'll say it again: *uck "Black Friday". 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and battery manufacturing plants >> Yes, the battery plants. They don't grow on trees, you know. 15 hours ago Reply
bj43045 and at the battery manufacturing plants 15 hours ago Reply
nigelohno Nigel! Oh No! LINGsCARS: RT JamieFDHurst: I thought I just saw a picture of Nigel_Farage without a pint of beer in his hand. >> Ah, you a... 15 hours ago Reply
nigelohno Nigel! Oh No! LINGsCARS: RT Nigel_Farage: Dear Ed_Miliband. No white van man problems in #UKIP! > Heh 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I thought I just saw a picture of without a pint of beer in his hand. >> Ah, you are now free. 15 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nissan named Ultra Low Emission Vehicle Manufacturer at >> The emissions are from the power stations, nits! 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dear . No white van man problems in #UKIP! > Heh 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Jazz is built in UK too so it's a good news story in my eyes >> I didn't know Jazz was UK? 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think car manufacturers should declare clearly where each car is made: on the website, and on the car. "MADE IN ROMANIA" or "MADE IN UK" 16 hours ago Reply
HepworthHonda Jazz is built in UK too so it's a good news story in my eyes 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...over 96% of the 489 Honda's ... >>> ...and there should be no apostrophe in "Hondas" 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : over 96% of 489 Hondas we've sold this year were built in UK by > Then your model mix is poor. 96% Civic & CRV? 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Progressive views from Mike Barton, our Police Chief in he will come to support me, in 2015 16 hours ago Reply
themonsterofRAP if you need a cheap car look no other but here! 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Not all #BlackFriday deals created equal. Call 0370 400 4000 to find out > "ring" = so 1980's. No one will ring, trust me :) 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just need some 7.50R16 Avon Rangemasters on (unused) original rims - to replace the silly big steel spoke wheels, and my 109" will be 100%. 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...200TDi = almost "best diesel engine in world" for strength & long-life. Best ever LR engine. Considering taking turbo and intercooler off 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have a new Land Rover: Like my Series 2, but it's a Series 3 (with heater, thank fu*k!) on a 109" truck cab. But mint. With 200TDi... 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : good result, fair play! > But, no free flights, no gifts and no demo cars, booo. You have better deal than me! 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...my 50p thing: Each unique web visit is worth approx 50p to me. So, in Nov, I've 125,000 unique visits, and invoice £60k. Magic formula. 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far (2 days to go) my unique web visits are 10,000 up on October 2014. I will finish on approx 125,000 visits. I explain my 50p thing... 16 hours ago Reply
LordHumphreys good result, fair play! 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Will finish November 2014 invoicing (eg. car deliveries) £10,000 (ex vat) more than November 2013. That's about a 20% increase. 16 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : . doesn't generate any income \.. does far better than many business I could name, it seems in the black :) 17 hours ago Reply
jescotty it's Friday, everyone like cakes on Fridays. 18 hours ago Reply
laiqqureshi News CAT: VIDEO: Planes tossed around in Brisbane storm: Source: 21 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is not acceptable from your employee, Guy. >> Guy says "Eeee Ek, cock. Rait sorry" 22 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is not acceptable from your employee, Guy. >>> MfffpppFFF ooops. Heh. I punish Guy 22 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am on Reddit: "weird things you can buy online" ...also featured are 4.5kg Toblerone and revenge crabs (pubic lice) 22 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Black Friday can f*ck off. My cars are exactly the same price as other days :) They are already damn cheap. Bloody American shopping day. 23 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The eagle has landed. Thanks to #nissan >> Lovely soft-focus photo :) Ta!!! 23 hours ago Reply
MrBiffta RT : Setting a new standard for website design. We were mesmerised: Thanks - 1 day ago Reply
RetroVtgLove The eagle has landed. Thanks to for setting me up with this little beast ! Keeping it local with #nissan 1 day ago Reply
heatonsdigital RT : Best site on the internet (HT to Seth) 1 day ago Reply
spiceracktweets Setting a new standard for website design. We were mesmerised: Thanks - is it one of yours? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT :  call our Internet Banking team 01733 232 030 / 0845 300 0116 > Service so slow, I just can't face that ordeal. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT :   Okay. If you call our Internet Banking team (01733 232 030 / 0845 300 0116), > Oh no! 1 hour on hold? Again? 1 day ago Reply
AskLloydsBank   Okay. If you call our Internet Banking team (01733 232 030 / 0845 300 0116), they'll look into this for you. ^GR 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS So City of London Police waste 18 months while arseholes commit more fraud? I reported in full detail July 2013. The fraud man = "DAVID OJO" 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS City of London Police eventually get back about a case of fraud reported JULY 2013!!! FFS. "now features in a much larger network of fraud," 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi, I'm AH. >> Attach pic. This should look like a statement (but no entries) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hi, I'm AH. > 2 people have same issues, one FF one Chrome. I expand account from log on- just get header line 1 day ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi, I'm AH. We're not aware of any problems at present. Have you tried a different browser? If so, what message do you receive? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey your online banking is broken. I can't expand my account & "Make a payment" won't bring up payee list. Pls mend urgently! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Re-Tweet if you want #EastCoast kept in public hands >> No. I want the £4Bn from the sale. You nits. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Please could you let us know which browser & which device? >> FF and Chrome, on PC. 1 day ago Reply
NissanUK Please could you let us know which browser you're using and on which device? Many thanks ^HT 1 day ago Reply
NissanUK Please bear with us whilst we look into this for you. Many thanks ^HT 1 day ago Reply
lakey Love it. 1 day ago Reply
danjdavies it's all buzzwords. That and ego 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Experts" in web seem to LOVE digital. It's a buzz-word. They miss the fact that "analogue" is so much more human and emotional. Idiots. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS ... Lingo-Live: ... so the webcam will film operative and TV backdrop. A lovely digital/analogue/digital mash-up, works REALLY WELL :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am graeing up for Lingo-Live launch, every operative has webcam, looking at them + a 50" TV behind. TV will show items relevant to convo.. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have employed another operative, called Lauren, starting soon. ... Polly is no longer the youngest member of my team, she's gutted. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new lingo-live is progressing, should be able to deploy MK1 version soon. This means customers will eventually interact LIVE with me. 1 day ago Reply
AdmarkUK there's issues with the Juke specs pulling through to individual dealer sites too :( 1 day ago Reply
beaton_bruce need to put another pound coin in 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey your Juke "configarator" on your website is broken. Please fix. 1 day ago Reply
vivizzi olá internet circa 1999! 2 days ago Reply
lumeaseoppc RT : Unul din cele mai urâte siteuri din lume, care totuși convertește: ... #ugly #website 2 days ago Reply
semro RT : Unul din cele mai urâte siteuri din lume, care totuși convertește: ... #ugly #website 2 days ago Reply
dwarfplanet nimm , dann geht es wieder. (Der Link kam aus Hamburg) 2 days ago Reply
elbblick Du warst noch nie auf , oder? =) 2 days ago Reply
socialmediainst Verrückte Seite aber Best Practice für hohe Conversions: #3Tagesseminar #SMIde 2 days ago Reply
Mr_Blake11 RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 3 days ago Reply
curiousgeorge40 Why you NEED a real web designer. It's worth whatever they charge you - to avoid this ! 3 days ago Reply
SteveStauning RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 3 days ago Reply
NewCarMark RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 3 days ago Reply
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indigo102 Interesting to see company bash you on usability when they can't deliver a mobile site that you can click on the phone number. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : With 350 websites >> Why paginate the used car pages? Why not just a list? Who clicks to "page 5"? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Does it look like a golf r? >> Yes! (in one of those fairground mirrors) 3 days ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Does it look like a golf r? 3 days ago Reply
Parleo_ Perhaps also have a word with God about why he put Jules Bianchi in a coma. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : With 350 websites ... >> Heh. I prob have more unique visitors than all of them put together :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A small thank you #GodIsTheGrestest >> Oh... dear. ..."from my private jet" 3 days ago Reply
StarkwoodMedia With 350 websites & more clients joining everyday we must be doing something right.. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... Fags = #PowerOfTheDog >>> I think Westboro have a little dyslexia. Woof :) 3 days ago Reply
Beth_Bespoke It was that fair down the page I didn't see it, just assumed 90% of the home page was pretty yet useless banners! 3 days ago Reply
vitaminsludge Its an enormous picture of a bridge. Do they sell bridges? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's an image scroller! There are plenty of cars if you have a look... >> Car deals, I mean. Sell a car deal. 3 days ago Reply
StarkwoodMedia It's an image scroller! There are plenty of cars if you have a look... 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Another #Automotive gone live for > Do you always do "WELCOME" home pages? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Another #Automotive gone live for > Sheesh, put the CARS on the front page 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS A supplier just told me they have a cancelled car available next week: Renault Captur Dynamique dCi 90 in Stone metallic... anyone? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : dead than a black man. >> Maybe because "asians" cause less trouble, crime and carry fewer guns than "black men" 3 days ago Reply
CrowdFury dead than a black man. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yes, you do. But it’s not about ‘counting’, it’s about listening >> They need to stop rioting. Simple. 3 days ago Reply
CrowdFury yes, you do. But it’s not about ‘counting’, it’s about listening to people’s lived experiences and not talking for them or over> 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I don’t need another white person’s analysis on #Ferguson; I want to hear black voices. >> I'm Chinese. Don't I count too? 3 days ago Reply
IvanofHK What about this one (as featured on Dragon's Den)? 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS When companies tweet "advert tweets" which happen in the middle of something happening (like #Ferguson)...it really does make them look daft 3 days ago Reply
webdigital Unul din cele mai urâte siteuri din lume, care totuși convertește: ... #ugly #website 4 days ago Reply
grumbo RT : Rat that Ian shot is the size of a small cat. Or a baby owl. Or a large hedgedog. >> Stew ingredients? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rat that Ian shot is the size of a small cat. Or a baby owl. Or a large hedgedog. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian has just shot a rat. Superb shot!! Bloody rats at my farm :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice little linky for me, from Germany: Platz 4: 4 days ago Reply
ShropsNews4U #Telford + | Mercedes Clk-class Coupe Lease delivered to Karl Hovarth in Telford: Telford TF2 9JA.... #Shropshire 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : well done! Let me know how you get on, guess you may have tackled the job by now:) >> getting there :) 4 days ago Reply
GEAGarratt well done! Let me know how you get on, guess you may have tackled the job by now:) 5 days ago Reply
GEAGarratt hi, sorry been camping, no wifi. No I only got involved with electrical, so sorry can't help! 5 days ago Reply
Ozbatur - my new favourite website! A rocking approach and I'm loving their addictive karaoke videos... 5 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unique web visits for November up to today are currently 10% up on October (to same day). 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS In about 8 hours, my website will pass the 100,000 unique visitor post, for this month. With a full week of visits still to go! 6 days ago Reply
vitaminsludge :-) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I am standing over them with a whip! (virtually) >> Grassy arse. All OK I think :) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Think of all those lovely 50p pieces staying in peoples pockets >> Grrrrrr. Migrated OK. 6 days ago Reply
technicalfault I am standing over them with a whip! (virtually) 6 days ago Reply
vitaminsludge Think of all those lovely 50p pieces staying in peoples pockets 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website is having a quick offline experience while it migrates server location. Don't mess this up 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You nailed it. We Americans are addicted to TV news drama to it's pathetic. > :))) heh 6 days ago Reply
JoePistell just re-read this Ling. You nailed it. We Americans are addicted to TV news drama to it's pathetic. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : nationwide outage on 101 >> Yes, but police forces should immediately publish alternative number. They don't. 6 days ago Reply
stevecarpenter Heard a radio report just now that there's a nationwide outage on 101 and 111, Cable and Wireless say they are trying to resolve 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS It would take 10 seconds to put a big pop-up with alternative contact number, on your whole website (with an "X" to close it) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS With ALL contact numbers listed as "101" - when that service goes down, it's a massive issue for local population 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Alternative number for is 0345 6060365 ... but no one can find that number on their website. Listed as "Firearms Licencing" 6 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce they're looking for a new hooker 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you can help with the trusses if you want a serious workout 6 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce you can help with the trusses if you want a serious workout 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS You should IMMEDIATELY post alternative phone numbers in a big giant pop-up, on your website , do that immediately. Simple. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Aaagh, 101 service down AGAIN? This is MASSIVE problem as you have no other contact numbers on website, except 999. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Outer front suspension and outer tracta joint/hub off my Ferret F/NS. Heavy as hell. I am replacing a rubber gaiter on driveshaft. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Cardiff Bus Station closed between 1530 & 2030 today for #Wales v New Zealand Rugby >> They're playing in the BUS STATION? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS To CitiGo cust: "Thanks for order! For f*ck's sake: "Colour: not bothered" ...I choose lime green with yellow spots." 6 days ago Reply
wapotpod thanks for asking! My favourite website is because it is just very tasteful. 1 week ago Reply
msrpotus The worst website ever? 1 week ago Reply
msisk Now here's a cool site (warning: may contain a few animated gifs): 1 week ago Reply
mjballinger My best RTs this week came from: #thankSAll via 1 week ago Reply
feltbranding The most optimised SEO site on the planet? Webies know about this site, for those of you who don't Ling is top dog! 1 week ago Reply
PC_Cheese Hello Ling! Your website is probably the **BEST** in the world, just sayin' 1 week ago Reply
thisisgrey This is a reminder that beauty and clarity are important but above all… HAVE SOME PERSONALITY 1 week ago Reply
thisisgrey I fuc*ING LOVE THIS SITE 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : please DM us >> It's public info, just post it here :) 1 week ago Reply
minikin topnotch web app : 1 week ago Reply
DriverDealsUK Good morning- please DM us a contact name and email address and we will send you over details...many thanks..have a good day :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The polls are open for the Rochester byelection but does anybody know what UKIP actually stands for? > Fairer immigration 1 week ago Reply
VLAutoMarketing RT : The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 1 week ago Reply
badwebsites It's a BAD WEBSITE EXTRAVAGANZA! - 1 week ago Reply
ellen_pickett from has got to be my new favourite website. It's so absolutely dire it's amazing. 1 week ago Reply
discreetsecure they haven't installed it yet - they've just accepted the order. Don't hold your breath! 1 week ago Reply
Marchdoe Comcast has used the same "material design" from the ad for their new website - 1 week ago Reply
seancollieruk Good Luck! We ordered Sky Fibre. Turned out to be slower than standard broadband! Now on Virgin, all good 1 week ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy I get 60+ downloads with mine. 1 week ago Reply
BehindBlueAyes Cornish?! :D 1 week ago Reply
tdobson is that how much you hope to be able to download in an hour? ;) 1 week ago Reply
britishcarsnz Yeah, kinda figured that lol I clearly remember you on Dragon's Den hahaha 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just ordered BT infinity for the farm - at last. Maybe up from 5MB to 50MB (dreamer). 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : True Brit, I am - just like you! But yeah I am in NZ.:-) >> I am British, but not English, Welsh, NI or Scot 1 week ago Reply
britishcarsnz True Brit, I am - just like you! ;-) But yeah I am in NZ.:-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm not a Kiwi as it happens! >>> Identify yourself hahahaha 1 week ago Reply
britishcarsnz I'm not a Kiwi as it happens! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Horrible looking web site yet it's successful - good luck! >> I also have Midget. More Brit shit than you! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Horrible looking web site yet it's successful - good luck! >> I also have JCB 3CX. More Brit shit than you! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Horrible looking web site yet it's successful - good luck! >> Hah. Bloody Kiwis! Do you have Ferret or LR IIa? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I like your idea for grange villa >> Peter, I am doing my best. Thanks SO much. Have some great things planned. :) 1 week ago Reply
MarianneW_ and around £7k in your back pocket :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : New LEASING/CONTRACT HIRE section at DriverDeals. >> Can you supply your UK company number? Ta. 1 week ago Reply
britishcarsnz Proves you don't necessarily need good web design to succeed. Horrible looking web site yet it's successful - good luck! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wah, over 12,000 web visitors today. Will be 14,000 by midnight. That's more unique visitors than most car websites get in a whole month :) 1 week ago Reply
VelocitySales The #AutoMarketing Superstars Report is out! Stories via 1 week ago Reply
DriverDealsUK New LEASING/CONTRACT HIRE section at DriverDeals. A banner ad in front of our massive motoring audience is only £99 a YEAR ! 1 week ago Reply
Tweedsy1 Its not what you know its who you know. Your someone people need to know. Mind people in grange villa dont often help themselves 1 week ago Reply
Tweedsy1 I like your idea for grange villa if you need any help im peter i live at 3 west st. We need someone to help us back to community 1 week ago Reply
Tweedsy1 i live in grange villa. I am unemployed but have many skills i could offer you. I am looking for a job but will help in anyway 1 week ago Reply
tactvv lingscars‥驚くべきホームページ。 昔はこんなんだったよね。さらにすごいが(笑) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah I have found this on a German site. This will do me :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dave, do you have experience with Ferrets? Outer tracta gaiter on fns needs changing (ripped). I have gaiter, need to tackle job 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How do you deal with check-in kiosks? #KLMblog >> By kicking, usually. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Put a typical Syrian ebola war victim in the position of a "homeless" in Newcastle, & by lunchtime they'd get themselves up out of crisis. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Allow yourself time to take a holiday and relax when you can #notes4life >> Surreal normality. Thank you Mr Hewer. 1 week ago Reply
Heutagogy Fishing, Ebola, Poverty, Malaria, War, Linkedin is shit and not even 09-00am :-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sorry not true! :-) >> Ah LinkedIn. The bible of knowledge. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS All these people around the world who are truly in shit (ebola, malaria, wars) and then in Newcastle someone goes "homeless" = creates shit 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : feed first, teach fishing second ;-) > No, if they're not hungry, there is no desire to learn. 1 week ago Reply
Heutagogy Sorry to be pedantic but we learn better when we are fed so feed first, teach fishing second ;-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : keep fishing for a bite ;) >> That's the answer, you said it. Teach them to fish. Almost biblical 1 week ago Reply
rossi_NE63 keep fishing for a bite ;) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : not a long term solution >> I'm working my arse off at 7am, they are doing f*ck all. Get a grip. 1 week ago Reply
rossi_NE63 really? Come out with us one night and see and make your own mind up, have a good day ;) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : in the meantime why not help those who are going hungry? > Because it encourages their lifestyle. 1 week ago Reply
grumbo : Wow, I've already had 5,600 web visitors today, it's only bloody 8am!” >> 50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p..50p 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's outrageous that people think they can make the "choice" to be homeless, then leech on others' kindness. They need re-education. 1 week ago Reply
rossi_NE63 no it's not a long term solution but in the meantime why not help those who are going hungry? End goal is a home 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #actofkindness Sunday!! Bring a bag of food > Giving food isn't longterm kind. Just encourages homelessness. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wow, I've already had 5,600 web visitors today, it's only bloody 8am! 1 week ago Reply
Hamstall you'd be very welcome! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Audi Prologue Concept Revealed, Presages New Look For Brand >> What's With The Capital Letters? 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : your videos Ling? I write music. This one is up your street! ;-) >> I may use! 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce are you breaking up pianos now! I'm in pieces 1 week ago Reply
Hamstall you use music on your videos Ling? I write music. This one is up your street! ;-) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hello, Ling. Could you tell me what piano piece you've used for this video? >> I have no idea what it is :) 1 week ago Reply
NevinFoxeh I think I would rather shop at the American car dealership... 1 week ago Reply
og_theSKELLY RT : Thinking of giving these as prizes in a website competition: 1 week ago Reply
og_theSKELLY Hello, Ling. Could you tell me what piano piece you've used for this video? Thanks! 1 week ago Reply
pefnam Best thing on the internet I found today: Before you dismiss, it is all abt knowing your audience. 1 week ago Reply
rootdeveloper вот как нужно "дизайнить" сайты, не то что вы))))))))) 1 week ago Reply
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lovisbrot #awesome #bestwebpageever #mobiledc14 1 week ago Reply
AnderRodry Es imposible dar más pena que Educa, el sistema gestor de estudios del Gob. de Navarra. está mejor hecha, en serio. 1 week ago Reply
_Matchstic RT : .. I think I may have found the most unusual website going... 1 week ago Reply
TheGeneralSpace .. I think I may have found the most unusual website going... 1 week ago Reply
ShaiheimAllen I'm lost. What the hell is lingscars and why was the whole class on that website 1 week ago Reply
_ewp yeah but lingscars actually serves it’s purpose and generates considerable sales. 1 week ago Reply
markcblythe Could be worse, could end up with this. 1 week ago Reply
taranenko Открытка , , и , спасибо за ссылку 1 week ago Reply
mudzhyri Иногда сайты наших автодилеров напоминают мне вот этот Адъ. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... making it a delightful, memorable experience!? >> has to be good. Launch STRAIGHT into chat, fast, no BS 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : MT : I am half-way to migrating my LINGO to a live chat system”> brace yourselves everyone > hah!) 1 week ago Reply
autoblendrepair MT : I am half-way to migrating my LINGO to a live chat system.” >> brace yourselves everyone ;-) 1 week ago Reply
paulrouke yep something like that! 1 week ago Reply
paulrouke something tells me you’ll be making it a delightful, memorable experience!? 1 week ago Reply
lakey You appear to be in Father Ted's house! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : as calm and tranquil as your homepage :-)! >> I am half-way to migrating my LINGO to a live chat system. 1 week ago Reply
paulrouke as calm and tranquil as your homepage :-)! 1 week ago Reply
BlinkyGroup must be the worlds most pointless solar array, they need some of our LED Lighting for their premises to sort out their bills 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Last plug for my attempt to make sense of #AlcoholAwarenessWeek >> Thanks. I'd LOVE a bottle of red wine, but it's too early 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Went to "Gateshead International Business Centre" yesterday. At 2pm, it's "bank" of solar panels were making 400w. A joke. Runs one computer 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Another accident on Askew Road >> They are staring up at the office of death, and its 400w solar panel. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Amazon .co.uk ... "Black Friday" does not exist in the UK. It is an Americanism. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : lots off dim sum >> Get yer roof on :) 1 week ago Reply
beaton_bruce lots off dim sum 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good morning world >> Nice view :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have 366 customers in my order bank, having ordered their new car but still awaiting delivery. This is my "pot". Customers in the pot. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Eureka. Out of 50 on order, I am delivering a VW Golf R today. German pigs fly. 1 week ago Reply
laiqqureshi Noticing story: Australia, lah, India in trade pact push #india 1 week ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw I see is now available in #China albeit without Had wrongly assumed would be presenting... 1 week ago Reply
jeremywils0n use this for inspiration 1 week ago Reply
yumtacos RT : RT : Ling, do you have a favorite (or least favorite) font? What is it? >> Kabel Ultra courtesy 1 week ago Reply
yumtacos Oh yes, it's perfect for anti-whoever signs! Beautiful. Thanks! 1 week ago Reply
tdobson Yes. I mean top marks for creativity. I'm happy to say it's memorable. Memorable in a sort of way! ;) 1 week ago Reply
blackdrp Néha úgy visszamennék webfejlesztőnek :D 1 week ago Reply
Dironik Крутой дизайн! 1 week ago Reply
paperclipracket Proper internet craftsmanship. RT : What is this I cannot deal 1 week ago Reply
Billygean RT : What is this I cannot deal 1 week ago Reply
riaface What is this I cannot deal 1 week ago Reply
DriverdealsUK RT : RT : I just checked out your website,it's very beautiful and...vibrant :3... Good job. >> Thanks! 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I just checked out your website,it's very beautiful and...vibrant :3... Good job. >> Thanks! 1 week ago Reply
starrysapphire RT : RT : Thank you for my prize! >>> Superb! Lovely effort :) 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Ling, do you have a favorite (or least favorite) font? What is it? >> Kabel Ultra courtesy :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thank you for my prize! >>> Superb! Lovely effort :) 1 week ago Reply
healthstomp NEWS from China: Mediterranean diet 'best for obesity': Here\'s the latest news story… 1 week ago Reply
TheSpiritedStar I just checked out your website,it's very beautiful and...vibrant :3... Good job. 1 week ago Reply
yumtacos Ling, do you have a favorite (or least favorite) font? What is it? BTW your website is fantastic, thank you. 1 week ago Reply
starrysapphire Thank you for my prize! I would have said it's the model car but the performance is a little flat! ;-) 1 week ago Reply
cate_lar I urge to you to visit . It's real. I am not joking. #craziestwebsiteontheinternet 1 week ago Reply
esauOp El sitio mas feo de #internet => 1 week ago Reply
YourFilm_MN RT : “: I have paid for a full-time village help-person in Grange Villa. Here is the website ” >> Go… 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : nice >> Bit of Northern Soul :) 1 week ago Reply
grumbo : I have paid for a full-time village help-person in Grange Villa. Here is the website ” >> Good for you 1 week ago Reply
mikechitty nice 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is she tax deductible? >> No idea. She might be. I haven't considered that :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : brilliant ling well done! >> ta. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : That's an amazing gesture Ling >> Well the village had problems, needs sorting :) 1 week ago Reply
yemiThom - I think this may be an example of excessive peacocking! #butICantLookAway 1 week ago Reply
WebKnit brilliant ling well done! 1 week ago Reply
mjballinger Is she tax deductible? 1 week ago Reply
MarianneW_ That's an amazing gesture Ling 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is Clare's calling card for Grange Villa HELP service: PDF 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Proud to have full support of and PCSO Steve Larter, for Clare, in Grange Villa 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a pic of Clare, the new Grange Villa HELP person :) 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have paid for a full-time village employee help-person in Grange Villa. Here is the website (basic at the mo) 1 week ago Reply
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DavidSoria MIS HOGOS. RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If you set up a DD for road tax with DVLA, they give you a "payment ref number". Bears no relation to V5 or car reg. Insane. WTF? Use reg! 2 weeks ago Reply
bbaltasar RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 2 weeks ago Reply
IRiaRL Gracias por compartir ! Hacía muchísimo tiempo que una web no me impactaba tanto como esta! 2 weeks ago Reply
TaaviLindmaa RT : Isn't usability measured by the usage dynamics and business success e.g. legendary multi-million £ success story 2 weeks ago Reply
puro_nervio RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 2 weeks ago Reply
d72 Isn't usability measured by the usage dynamics and business success e.g. legendary multi-million £ success story ? 2 weeks ago Reply
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shigos RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 2 weeks ago Reply
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mjaime RT : De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada. 2 weeks ago Reply
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VBerroya Grandiosa ": De verdad, tenéis que ver esta web . De nada." 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Most reported burglaries happen during the day. ... Please #LightLockList >> So you want a light left on, during the day? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey new Juke YF64 ACX just for delivery, PDI fault driver's window, needs new switch, 7-weeks! Made in UK, why not 7-hours? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm suspicious of any grouping that thinks themselves a minority: Eg women, North East, disabled, foreign, gay etc. Bollocks to all of it. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I must admit.... I'm really diggin the city logo >> In the UK, we'd call that bin... a Vauxhall. 2 weeks ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 hahahaha! That's back fired on u now ling!!!! #novoter 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it's "Scottish" btw! scotch is the drink you are driving me to! >> The vote was "No". Now, live with it :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> Exactly! So why Tweet about re-arranging a car park? Tch, car dealers... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Follow me as i take the piss of ling cars >> Heh, you're the joke with 0 followers. Looooser :) 2 weeks ago Reply
katieduck1 The #worlds #worst #website Would fail an #EyeQuant test in seconds! Brilliant #LingsCars 2 weeks ago Reply
JeremySauder never gets old 2 weeks ago Reply
DungeonMapp I love an understated website: 2 weeks ago Reply
ZacIsGood Possilby one of the best designed websites ive ever seen - 2 weeks ago Reply
InvertMouse WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE (=u=)??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 2 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure wasn't the same issue as the 'missing' sat nav was it? 'I can't find reverse' becomes 'Wrong gearbox'? 2 weeks ago Reply
sjyoung1967 Worse than this? :) 2 weeks ago Reply
ashpron headline will read: Ling has a go at a car dealer for no reason - shocker! :-D 2 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle it's "Scottish" btw! scotch is the drink you are driving me to! 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : ...fed up listening to the drivel being spoken > I keep forgetting you are Scotch. Take prozac! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...fed up listening to the drivel being spoken > Guff about rearranging car parks is not drivel? Oh dear. Heh 2 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault as much as you can give me… fill me up! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : only because I’m a waiting to rent a Bytemark/LingsCars branded Tesla from you! ;) >> How much RAM you want? 2 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault only because I’m a waiting to rent a Bytemark/LingsCars branded Tesla from you! ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle not at all! it's the equivalent to switching the radio off because your fed up listening to the drivel being spoken 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I have a bicycle! >> Oh, that's even worse! Psychokiller on a bike. Nutter. Should be banned! 2 weeks ago Reply
JanBaykara Best. Website. Ever. 2 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault I have a bicycle! 2 weeks ago Reply
tdobson "You're off the invites life for my 9th birthday party! You should be outraged!" 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : nobody dies unless you drive them into people, for sure. >> OK, *uck it. Loads of people die. Go for it :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Implies he needed Nav to find his Nav...>> Yes, I did suggest that to him, heh :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think being "declared" unfollowed on Twitter is possibly the equivalent of someone sticking their bottom lip out, in 1985 2 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Implies he needed Nav to find his Nav... 2 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault nobody dies unless you drive them into people, for sure. 2 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle what? you read? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I stopped following you a long time ago >> Oh no, a car dealer unfollows me... will be in Daily Mail tomorrow 2 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle if you don't care don't follow! Lol I stopped following you a long time ago ;-) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A damaging gusts being reported across Wales >> A gust. Oh. Quick issue a safety-tweet. Urgently. Or people will die, gustily. 2 weeks ago Reply
DevineMrM I agree! Could everyone please calm the f down and get a bit of perspective :) 2 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle Hi Ling, you've managed to move that rock you were stuck under them! #ahwellmaybenexttime 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've been busy this afternoon lining the cars in the park >> My car is parked like shit. Do I care? No. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We've been busy this afternoon lining the cars in the park >> How much time do car dealers waste on this crap? Loads :) 2 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge not the smartest 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can everyone who contacts me stop being so bloody indignant today. For fuc*'s sake... they are only cars. Nobody dies. First World Problems. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Finance co take an Audi A3 back at end of 3-year term and demand to know when the Auto gearbox is. Err, it's a manual. As supplied by them. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer going a bit mental because his Yaris "HAS NOT GOT THE SAT NAV" promised in the spec. 10 mins later: "ooops, I've found it". Heh. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : . Bring it on. I look forward to a debate with you, and >> **STUPID SPAZZY GRIN** 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More Ian doing my lights, pics. Doing this on a ladder would have been a killer job :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian replacing my metal halide office lights with LED ones. Using my cherry picker. Save 2.1kw/h - massive difference. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Got to drive a 90 mile round trip because .. > Well, to them, Scarborough is like North Korea. So, be realistic :) 2 weeks ago Reply
andygambles Got to drive a 90 mile round trip because won't post me a replacement SD card. awesome. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling you are a model of reserve and humility ;) >> Anyway, all agree, vices are far more fun :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling you are a model of reserve and humility ;) >> "Reserve" is not a virtue, but "Industry" is. 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce Ling you are a model of reserve and humility ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have otters living in shopping trolleys I'll have you know! >> I hope they put £1 in the slot. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : cleanliness is a Vertu >> Thanks Benjamin Franklin. But so are Silence and Humility. ...so FAIL. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty we have otters living in shopping trolleys I'll have you know! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Has anyone done an analysis of... on life in the river? >> Which river? River Aire? Hahahahaha. There is LIFE? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I promise to visit 10 times a week, if you split the fiver with me. >> Start clicking :) 2 weeks ago Reply
AlexRoebuck I promise to visit 10 times a week, if you split the fiver with me. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : still 50p a visitor? >> About that, yes. Current Nov sales £24.009, current visitors 48,097. ...50p each, see? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : can you add options on to cars? >> Yes, but obviously factory options mean factory build... unless in pipeline. 2 weeks ago Reply
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SYSWARE_Canada Defies what we know about 'engaging design'... 2 weeks ago Reply
theartofrevolut there may of course be rubbish to be posted- the worst website in the world for example 2 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk can you add options on to cars? 2 weeks ago Reply
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vitaminsludge still 50p a visitor? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently just over 45,000 unique web visitors, for November. 37 concurrent online. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hopefully the planet you live on, it looks a magical place I'd love to visit one day. >> hah. 2 weeks ago Reply
thefloatingfrog Hopefully the planet you live on, it looks a magical place I'd love to visit one day. No pills needed apparently d:^D 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : complete opposite of Lings Cars, which I must say ..>> Ta Daaa. Harrogate, Leeds, Scarborough - where next? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : That’s the Renegade you’re thinking of. Cherokee is vaguely Giuletta based. >> Oh dear. Will break down then. 2 weeks ago Reply
ufarrochil That’s the Renegade you’re thinking of. Cherokee is vaguely Giuletta based. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow! review that’s quite so scathing… >> Jeep Cherokee... It's a Fiat Panda 4x4 in drag. 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Skoda Yeti Outdoor 2.0 TDI CR SE 5dr for sale in Burntwood >> Jesus. Stop tweeting car adverts. FFS. Twitter not Gumtree 2 weeks ago Reply
carbaggers Chernobyl fall out? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BBC: "Russia to build Iran atomic reactors" - what can possibly go wrong? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : talking about seeing ’ back-end was a bit disturbing just now... >> Verry happy with Bytemark :) 2 weeks ago Reply
betaromeo RT : best website design ever > cc 2 weeks ago Reply
galbracha Haha! Drunk people creating onboarding funnels #onboarding #funnels #startuplife 2 weeks ago Reply
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somosdomani Somos Diseño (Web). Somos Domani. Llamanos, mirá que otros no lo hicieron y así les fue 2 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault talking about seeing ’ back-end was a bit disturbing just now... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Could you please elaborate your story? >> Takes KLM 43 days to reply, and then says ""Air France thanks you"... eh? 2 weeks ago Reply
KLM We are sorry you feel this way, Ling. Could you please elaborate your story? 2 weeks ago Reply
DriverdealsUK RT : RT : It's 7:23 AM and I've already found the best website I'll see today- Ling's Cars! > I m… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then it ends "Air France thanks you for your loyalty." ... why not just paint all KLM planes in Air France colours? Thought I flew KLM? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unfortunately it has taken you 43 days to reply to my issue on your Customer-care web form I filled in. That's extremely slow. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's 7:23 AM and I've already found the best website I'll see today- Ling's Cars! > I missed this Tweet 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good day so far - sitting on GP of £3000. Keep selling! 2 weeks ago Reply
daneeellll internet hell 2 weeks ago Reply
yosoypakete No me gusta mucho eso de las gües , me han dicho que haga una pa que crezca el negocio, creo que haré algo parecido 2 weeks ago Reply
sopalu My new favourite website 2 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner because the Chinese graduate will actually contribute something to the country and our imbecile government can't see that 2 weeks ago Reply
AutoPap Lol.... 2 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels it is with a £30k deposit 2 weeks ago Reply
AutoPap M6? For £199 a month? I'll take it...! 2 weeks ago Reply
mjballinger haha, the DAF were shite 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Next Lexus LS will be ‘more emotional’ vows company’s Europe boss >> Did he write "Tears in my Minicab"? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thank you... #NeverForget >> "I know. Let's brand the poppy with our corporate colours." "Brilliant!" 2 weeks ago Reply
carbaggers : I do but I need to get out more 2 weeks ago Reply
carbaggers I used to watch Telly on the telly 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dealer Principal , Edinburgh, Package over £150K, >> To run a car dealership? Sheesh. High overheads. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmm, after watching this, I would like to go to Birmingham: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why should some unqualified Romanian gypsy pickpocket find it easier to emigrate to the UK than a highly-skilled Chinese graduate? Bonkers. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The #UKIP immigration policy is MUCH FAIRER to non-EU skilled immigrants who will qualify (like me for example). Well done 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Fog in Poland and Germany causing delays this morning >> Exactly what General Gerd von Rundstedt said to Adolf Hitler in 1939! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ordered in June x7 based on Nov delivery, then Jan, now they aren't sure when. Useless! >> That's 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can people avoid doing cheap Tweets and cheap JPGs for remembrance day? Posting some syrupy free poppy picture doesn't make anything better. 2 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR ordered in June x 7 based on November delivery, then Jan, now they aren't sure when. Useless!!! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For those who missed it yesterday. American visitor complains about "fag" reference on my website ... PDF chat 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> New caption: "46 DAF cars illustrate how OLD a Boeing 747 actually is" 2 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels Aye, Can't get past "April Delivery" with customers, if we do they usually order. I can get a BMW M6 in 5 weeks 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT“: ...stunning Golf R in white. Neighbour has one in a stunning blue... >> Stunning VW lead times... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Recorded footfall Monday v Sunday [confusing] >> Pointless retweet as no one understands it 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : House on a truck big boys Ikea. #Selfbuild >> Ok until an allen key missing. Bastards! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : didn't give u a completely unrealistic lead time did they? > Mine says "due to dealer 31/03/2015". Honest, see? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Order form from someone who makes missiles. Nice. ... on another note "PLEASE EXPEDITE" is a great phrase. I like using it on car dealers. 2 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR didn't give u a completely unrealistic lead time did they? A certain dealership not a million miles from you did to me 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Signed Order for an Evokki arrives :) Land Rover for breakfast. 2 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy News GUZZLE: New hope in Syria war, lah, says UN envoy #socialmedia 2 weeks ago Reply
thewolfe I just learned that is optimized for mobile. #MindBlown 2 weeks ago Reply
corilanigan Voted worlds worst website: #prayforling 2 weeks ago Reply
riley_macdon A great example to follow for modern web design techniques 2 weeks ago Reply
kerouanton : very funny! Run CatExplorer & look at "INTERWEBZ" bookmarks: worst websites ever done! LOL 2 weeks ago Reply
arnaudsoullie RT : is very funny, but its web bookmarks "INTERWEBZ" are just the worst websites ever done! LOL http://t… 2 weeks ago Reply
kerouanton is very funny, but its web bookmarks "INTERWEBZ" are just the worst websites ever done! LOL 2 weeks ago Reply
cathymcdonald_ hi this is Joel go to 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...Perhaps they don't know what a fag is over here in blighty? >> I think that is the case :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's a Spanish linky, at the bottom of the first post :) Grassy Arse 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another linky from France. I thought they were all on strike this week? 2 weeks ago Reply
MrDivorceOnline Ling you are very naughty but I love you! Perhaps they don't know what a fag is over here in blighty? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice little link at the bottom of this forum. WARNING - stinks of garlic 2 weeks ago Reply
hover_lover There are no words to describe this awesomeness: 2 weeks ago Reply
randallbell RT : Well, just had a nice chat with American Hugh on my website: PDF - funny. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, just had a nice chat with American Hugh on my website: PDF - funny. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Us americans dont know either. >>> Refreshing. Maybe it is George Bush? Or the one with hair..? 2 weeks ago Reply
pest21500 Us americans dont know either. 2 weeks ago Reply
pest21500 Us american dont know either. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Americans have "thanksgiving". But I am never sure what they are giving "thanks" for... it's a complete mystery to me. 2 weeks ago Reply
pest21500 RT : NO EBOLA CARRIERS ON MY WEBSITE!!! GO AWAY!!! Please wear gloves when looking at VW Golfs. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If YOU are looking for a sick wine for ... >>> I class a sick wine, 3 bottles of any old plonk drunk in one session. Bleeurgh 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS NO EBOLA CARRIERS ON MY WEBSITE!!! GO AWAY!!! Please wear gloves when looking at VW Golfs. 2 weeks ago Reply
alevyCL ejemplo máximo de Good UX, lejos el mejor sitio web de Internet. 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : So far this month (Nov), I've had 26 spiders on my website. >> Had any parasites on your trilobites? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : So far this month (Nov), I've had 26 spiders on my web. >> Any ants in your pants? >> Got rats in my conservatory 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : So far this month (Nov), I've had 26 spiders on my website. >> Any ants in your pants? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far this month (Nov), I've had 26 spiders on my website. No one else in the motor trade ever knows when they have a spider. 2 weeks ago Reply
02jamie12 Hilarious shit 2 weeks ago Reply
darrell_wilson yeah - more of this : 2 weeks ago Reply
carbaggers he he they'll have seen somewhere close to 28000 customers though but as you know you've got to close the deals too 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Video of my latest office rebuild, adding 8 TVs -staff "LINGO-LIVE" system. Live customer communication, coming soon. 2 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch worse to look at or to make money from? It's a 'two fingers up' to the "norm". Many say WTF but it works! 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : RT : Is there a website worse than Ling's Cars? >>> Depends who's Annual Accounts you check. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is there a website worse than Ling's Cars? >>> Todd, Todd, Todd. 2 weeks ago Reply
MoodySlayerUK I often reply to them with the 'millionaire Ed' line to make a point about their class warfare bollocks. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's what Labour do, they always point out that Cameron and co are millionaires >> I see 2 weeks ago Reply
MoodySlayerUK It's what Labour do, they always point out that Cameron and co are millionaires that do not understand 'ordinary people' 2 weeks ago Reply
MoodySlayerUK Bcause people like Maguire try and make out that Ed Miliband is a guy brought up in a ghetto who clawed his way to the top. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How much did millionaire, Odd Ed >> Why is personal wealth relevant to anything? Do you get extra points for being skint? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Year to date invoicing is £27,000 up (on last year), to end of October. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : footfall into UK franchise dealers Sun V Sat -51% > Dealers may as well shut shop. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS LINGsCARS is the only UK new car website that features a live chicken. There are no red spider mites on me. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 4 new car deliveries today: Volvo XC60 to Kidderminster, Nissan Juke to Isleworth, Nissan Juke to Faversham, Toyota Aygo to Eastleigh. GO! 2 weeks ago Reply
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Wilson_VargasM RT : Cada vez que voy a crear un nuevo website y no tengo inspiración, veo esto 2 weeks ago Reply
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SwanseaWatch News CROW: Swansea City 2-1 Arsenal: Source: --- Sunday, November 09, 2014News Ch... #Swans 2 weeks ago Reply
consentidos22 . ha leído nuestro #post ( ) y su respuesta ha sido: "grassy arse" (culo peludo). 2 weeks ago Reply
consentidos22 ha leído nuestro #post () y su respuesta ha sido: "grassy arse" (culo grasiento). 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Olvida todo lo aprendido sobre #diseñoweb y mira la locura de web de . 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another signed order arrives. This means I go into second week of Nov, £7k ahead of this date last year. On target for £76k this month... 2 weeks ago Reply
inventor_Artist This web site is so terrible I like it.... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I love your website. Hope everything is going well :-) peace >> Everything going brilliantly - thanks :) 2 weeks ago Reply
DevilzWork I love your website. Hope everything is going well :-) peace 2 weeks ago Reply
consentidos22 ¡Gracias a . por enseñarnos esta web tan loca! #marketing 2 weeks ago Reply
consentidos22 Olvida todo lo aprendido sobre #diseñoweb y mira la locura de web de . 2 weeks ago Reply
RotherhamRugby RT : My best RTs this week came from: #thankSAll via http://t.… 2 weeks ago Reply
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moorecreativeco #DNNCON James shares a great exciting eyesore of fantastic UK design n the popular auto trader 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Change on the Nissan Juke (new shape) 2 weeks ago Reply
S_Dav RT : Is there a website worse than Ling's Cars? 2 weeks ago Reply
toddrlyons Is there a website worse than Ling's Cars? 2 weeks ago Reply
UkHour RT : Bottom feeder news: New Zealand 16-14 Province of Engrish running-dogs #socialmedia 2 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy Bottom feeder news: New Zealand 16-14 Province of Engrish running-dogs #socialmedia 2 weeks ago Reply
NWR91 is both the best and worst website ever 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nissan Qashqai customer: "... it is a pleasure to be dealing with real people and not some corporate, company bulls***!! " ....nice eh? 2 weeks ago Reply
marysalome Enjoy this chicken coourtesy of , supposedly one of the worst web sites ever. You be the judge! 3 weeks ago Reply
friske Trust in Ling for your car leasing and browser crashing needs! 3 weeks ago Reply
laiqqureshi BOP BOP NEWS: VIDEO: India is ‘back in investors’ gaze’ #india 3 weeks ago Reply
jearle everyone loves lingscars 3 weeks ago Reply
soapachu The worst website I've seen since the 90s. #myeyes 3 weeks ago Reply
RobinLuscombe RT : RT : Ling, ... don't tell em what they r doing wrong > You are like a beacon… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : First #Lexus Hybrid Taxi - Premiere for the #GS300h at the European Taxi fair > I think "minicab" is more appropriate? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : perfect for driving your Tesla 4x4 around then… ;) >> Mainly my little Honda 250 quaddo. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS All week... Jon, Ian and Clare have been coppicing at my farm. Have tons more logs, now. Plus dredging my high pond for the bloody goldfish. 3 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault perfect for driving your Tesla 4x4 around then… ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you have a farm? Awesome! >> No big animals, just chickens, dogs and bloody cats :) 3 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault you have a farm? Awesome! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have a meeting with and local councillors at 3.00 at my farm. A new initiative for my village. Very happy! 3 weeks ago Reply
DerventioSoft Does the cheap & nasty approach work with websites? Does it matter if it goes viral? #webdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
EirikGBerge Av og til handler design mer om å oppnå konvertering hos riktig målgruppe enn at det skal se fint ut 3 weeks ago Reply
AlexiaPikie Petit cours d'UX pour les débutants : #epilepsie 3 weeks ago Reply
EndikaVillasol RT : Esto es lo mejor que he visto en mucho tiempo: 3 weeks ago Reply
carlosredondo RT : Esto es lo mejor que he visto en mucho tiempo: 3 weeks ago Reply
wu Esto es lo mejor que he visto en mucho tiempo: 3 weeks ago Reply
laurenceveale 2 examples to illustrate UI versus UX: & - deliberately designed differently, both awesome UX 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce let's hope Janice Joplin is all taxed up 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New car deliveries (cont): Mitsubishi Outlander to Aberdeen, Ford Fiesta to Penicuik, Nissan Juke to Shipston on Stour, ... PHEW. Busy! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New car deliveries (cont): Fiat 500 to Colchester, VW Golf to Wadhurst, Nissan Juke to Newton Abbot, Seat Ibiza to Livingston (aiiii Scot!) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New car deliveries today: Volvo XC60 to Corby Glen, Volvo XC60 to London, Citroen C1 to Bristol, Ford Fiesta to Wakefield .. (cont) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wah... 11 new cars being delivered today. What can possibly go wrong? 9 different dealers doing the donkey work. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So... why do we have an electronic tax disc and a paper registration document? Makes no sense. No consistency. DVLA idiots. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh My God - DVLA has TWO choices for Mercedes cars ..."MERCEDES" or "MERCEDES BENZ". Use wrong one and DVLA can't find your car. Nuts. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : loving the rain for laying concrete foundations. Dry today for polishing 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just to confuse everyone, DVLA have changed the road tax expiry date from last day of month (old tax discs) to first day of next month (web) 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce loving the rain for laying concrete foundations. Dry today for polishing 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : they used to. It must be he austerity cuts. >> Heh :) Bloody DVLA. 3 weeks ago Reply
Hamstall they used to. It must be he austerity cuts. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : they tell you not to enter the spaces on the site. >> Where? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : they tell you not to enter the spaces on the site> a) they don't, b) they should simply strip spaces on data entry. 3 weeks ago Reply
Hamstall they tell you not to enter the spaces on the site. It's supposed to make it easier to read. 3 weeks ago Reply
dmpinder Well I found where I'm getting my next car from!!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DVLA renew vehicle tax disc.. 16 digit number on V11 has spaces after every group of 4 digits, but if you enter the spaces, car "not found". 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Super selling day yesterday, over £5k GP. Today should be good, because rain means people stay inside and use PC more than usual. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nice to see Ling's Cars in there! - The ... digital psychology top ten countdown >> ta! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how young? Remember this trip to Amsterdam with lings cars? Xxx > You threw up ALL NIGHT + next day 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling, ... don't tell em what they r doing wrong > You are like a beacon in Leeds :) 3 weeks ago Reply
vivster81 WHY does Huntly need a website!! and it's not as AWESOME as this one! 3 weeks ago Reply
Clic4Change . Cuantas webs .es superan en carencia de usabilidad, estética y ausencia de jerarquía cromática a este ejemplo... … 3 weeks ago Reply
simonhix Haha, it happens a LOT. Then they 'teach' others apparently. 3 weeks ago Reply
mjballinger not all, just most. If only sold cars 3 weeks ago Reply
RobinLuscombe Ling, don't tar all wi same brush, & don't tell em what they r doing wrong, it gives us a chance 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is it me or are all main dealers shit? Call you back in 5 mins means ...... >> Indeed 3 weeks ago Reply
JC_UX is my new - thanks ! Course, crap doesn't mean that it isn't effective... 3 weeks ago Reply
tracyplayle I also disagree! I recently got a new car from these guys (gifs FTW): 3 weeks ago Reply
andygambles Is it me or are all main dealers shit? Call you back in 5 mins means ...... 3 weeks ago Reply
ryaninteractive Ling is my goto. Brace yourself >>> 3 weeks ago Reply
ElizaRose666 my whole class has cheered because you replied :p. We think you're a legend! 3 weeks ago Reply
DriverdealsUK RT : RT : Sweet! Where would you actually be able to legally use it tho? >> What? It's not legal??? AAAGH. … 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sweet! Where would you actually be able to legally use it tho? >> What? It's not legal??? AAAGH. I've bought one. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You look at a company and see red ink, Net Worth minus -£216,800 ... too many breakfast meetings I think. But hey, they've written a book. 3 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong Sweet! Where would you actually be able to legally use it tho? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : hey. My class loves your website. From IT Level 2 at East Surrey College #Epic #Priceless :p >> HELLO ESC :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sitting on £3765 sales GP today. Month so far: £13,389, last year November 2013 to date £6283, so I'm over double last Nov, so far :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Insanely difficult to find a KFC in Berlin Achtung! Search Berlinchikenfryflugstrassegreaseinheartclogger, nit :) 3 weeks ago Reply
DuaneJackson just about! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Me? Oh, I invented The Cloud. >> You still ticking over I see... :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thinking of giving these as prizes in a website competition: 3 weeks ago Reply
MPihlstrom Reminds me of 3 weeks ago Reply
ElizaRose666 hey. My class loves your website. From IT Level 2 at East Surrey College #Epic #Priceless :p 3 weeks ago Reply
TrineSKO : - fantastic website! #creunaepi 3 weeks ago Reply
Kai_Rist - design av Creuna, bygget på EpiServer? #creunaepi 3 weeks ago Reply
Kai_Rist - fantastic website! #creunaepi 3 weeks ago Reply
dronesoverEPSM They got taken over by some company that is developing electric cars but honouring one of the previous petrol designs too. 3 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman >>Because I am beligerent and sad, I always used to ask when my new car was actually built. 3 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman ..found in a field. Hope the owners know they are not new 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In October, there were 2 brand new SAAB cars registered in the UK. ...Eh? Where did THEY come from? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Really, thanks for this stuff. 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt it alway Yates more voltage to fire a plug under load so the miss happens under load 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt hole in cap the voltage goes to earth that way instead 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt as the plug electrode rounds off the amount of voltage needed to jump gap increases once it takes less volts to jump through 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : yes I used Araldite! >> OK, will do that :) So, that is where the misfire happens, why the old plugs look fine? 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt yes I used Araldite! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ..so I just clag them up with some body resin? A Bob is my uncle? 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt well that's if yours has the holes, the whole British Amy had the problem once!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : remove the steel disy cap and look inside >> I remember standard HT cap in there, never noticed holes. Will look 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt remove the steel disy cap and look inside, you will see smaller plastic cap with two 20 mm holes in sides,spark tracks though 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is a "people carrier" on eBay that looks nice. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You will now be plagued with Q and A for my FFR IIa :) hahahaha. I am scared to touch that big box of electrics in the back. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, it had pinking issues, so now may try that resin thing and see if it will run leaner. Fitted new (Indian pattern?) Zenith 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS We feel that electronic ignition might be an improvement, but when engine runs well, it's lovely, so don't bother. 3 weeks ago Reply
geordie_chris When you see sites like this, you know you just can't compete: , take a bow Ling! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I used to fill the hole in plastic cap with resin > We thought short might be the ceramic bits in plug connectors 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : dist cap has intended hole in it, one plug KV goes above 18 the spark tracks hole to shield > Wow. Thx for that. 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt I used to fill the hole in plastic cap with resin, it worked and let me weaken off the carb and use the plugs for years:) 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt the plastic distributor cap has an intended hole in it, one plug KV goes above about 18 the spark tracks through hole to shield 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I used to work on them > Really would make sense to convert to normal HT ignition, I think. Coil seems 10v anyway 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I used to work on them, >> Yes, it was misfiring and chuntering. Old plugs looked fine, but new plugs cured it. 3 weeks ago Reply
RayChapmanVolvo Oh dear! 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt I used to work on them, you will need to keep newish plugs in it. One the plug KV gets too high it will misfire under load! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : has your engine got the shielded distributor cap and plug leads also? >> Yes it has. Like my Zil. 3 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw That's impressive. New piston rings, or just proper engineering, Ling? 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt has your engine got the shielded distributor cap and plug leads also? 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce big shout out to Simultaneous Linear Algebraic Equations 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : look like FFR type >>> Yes, I seem to have a 2.5Kw alternator. Output is so big, it can be used for welding :) 3 weeks ago Reply
GEAGarratt look like FFR type 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This picture seems to accurately sum up most car dealers. Heh. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, Ian did compression test on my Land Rover. All 4 are 150psi. Perfect. 50-years old and it runs lovely, now. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS UK price of RTC4732 spark plug is about £68 EACH! Eeeek. It's a special nuclear shielded plug. Got 4x from Malay Army for £38 all in. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian fitted these weird new-old-stock Malay Army spark plugs, to my Land Rover IIa yesterday. Made massive difference. 3 weeks ago Reply
El__Chombo Website of the decade: 3 weeks ago Reply
NachoCerrato yo creo que les vendría mejor los que se encargaron de 3 weeks ago Reply
kasparasg I think you will love this website: 3 weeks ago Reply
yuukirocknroll This site that we took up in class as "Sites that suck"...it's so bad that it actually seems pretty appealing. lol 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels : OK.. Who's got the biggest rocket... ? Happy Bonfire night guys ;) Fancy a New Project? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I anticipate lots of eggs from my chickens tonight. They lay one each time a banger goes off... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We are a professional accountancy company... >> People PAY you to Tweet this asinine rubbish? Amazing. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : just got this email can translate :) #scam ? >> Yes, junk, about working together etc 3 weeks ago Reply
_logik Those who miss Geocities should totally check out [ Warning : Might trigger epilepsy] 3 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 just got this email , wonder if can translate :) #scam ? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Morning all. Wind causing delays in Milan Bergamo, >>> You shouldn't allow pilots to eat the pasta. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we 'are' still talking about retailers, aren't we? >> Hold the mirror at an angle, to see the shop in background. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we 'are' still talking about retailers here, arnt we?? 3 weeks ago Reply
ChinaShopBull hahaha eloquent!! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I get really annoyed at this: Going to the IMMENSE trouble to click a button "RT" with your mouse, doesn't confer "respect". It's wank. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : : #RETWEEET as mark of #respect #Heroes > A "Tweet" is NOT way to show respect. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you never need to blame anything >Most people like to blame things, in fact, they're just idiots. Get a mirror :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Retailers blaming the weather for poor sales...>> Not here :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Listen to as I will be on at 7.45 to talk #thinkbikes >> Please highlight Nazi cyclist stormtroopers. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : acquisition of #Paisley #taxicentre, a specialist supplier of taxis to private hire > Are you recruiting Somali speakers? 3 weeks ago Reply
CarlWarmington Gimme news bleat: IPCC inquiry over paedophile delays 3 weeks ago Reply
chornbarino They could've left you a car too... 3 weeks ago Reply
tempertemper My current favourite people in the world are who have just left a box of Krispy Kremes in the office 3 weeks ago Reply
jareddav_is . just busted out in her presentation. Feel like I just got Rick-rolled. #bdconf 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Growing story: Vauxhall : Vlauxhall GETS ANOTHER ROUND FROM CHIVAS BROTHERS... 3 weeks ago Reply
MishaScholte Op deze site weet je precies waar je moet klikken: 3 weeks ago Reply
iwifhnw RT : The best website worldwide #design #screendesign 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Change on the Volvo XC60 3 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure My best RTs this week came from: #thankSAll via 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Stroking the news: United Biscuits sold to Turkish firm 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 LingNews: Murray to face Federer in London 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce Twibbon wanted to access my account and post tweets does anyone read the T&Cs 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My view is that adding a "poppy" to a Twitter avatar, is cheap (in a bad sense), pretentious and pointless. Buy/wear one, with cash instead. 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Possible enviro banding change on the Ford Focus 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News GULP: Is everyone born scared of heights? 3 weeks ago Reply
vladaweb Ok. Ovaj je pobedio ovog meseca. Laku noć #webdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
OliSchuepbach RT : Grossartig und direkt vom Design-Gott entworfen! RT The best website worldwide #design #screendesign http://t.… 3 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News NIBBLE: VIDEO: Branson won’t abandon space tourism 3 weeks ago Reply
Vodkaffeine #Belleza #Diseño #MisOjos 3 weeks ago Reply
wearereallysexy Hay gente que sigue haciendo esto... Ay diosito lindo! #DiseñoWeb #MatameCamión 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another nice little linky 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice little linky to my website here: 3 weeks ago Reply
Ritigampfi Grossartig und direkt vom Design-Gott entworfen! RT The best website worldwide #design #screendesign 3 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault still in the market for a Juke? This deal seems pretty good: 3 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 you have a good system Ling :) is this the #Amazon of #CarLeasing ! 3 weeks ago Reply
3monte I dare to say: it's the bestest! RT : The best website worldwide #design #screendesign 3 weeks ago Reply
mikeschwede The best website worldwide #design #screendesign 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's more of a workshop thing. >> Ah. ta :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If staff have 1 unauthorised day off, they lose 50% bonus. Have 2 days off, lose 75% bonus. Have 3 days off, get ZILCH. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Staff bonus in place for November: If staff do £68,662 sales, they get £1000 each. £80,662 = £2000 each. And various increments inbetween. 3 weeks ago Reply
WebKnit It's more of a workshop thing. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Your website coming up in a usability/trust talk. :-) >> What is the talk? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Great Breakfast Ling! What time did the order/s actually come in ? ? >> 1 x 7.15am and 1 on Sunday PM 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Great Breakfast Ling! What time did the order/s actually come in ? #curious ? > 1 x 5.15am 1 x 7am 3 weeks ago Reply
mixam24 Просто оставлю это здесь. 3 weeks ago Reply
WebKnit Your website coming up in a usability/trust talk. :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 Great Breakfast Ling! What time did the order/s actually come in ? #curious ? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good start to the morning. £1350 of GP before 8am. That, to me, is a GREAT breakfast :) 3 weeks ago Reply
tdobson only a Nissan leaf ;-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : have you heard if will rent us a Tesla? >> Don't be silly :) Electric dreamer. 3 weeks ago Reply
technicalfault have you heard if will rent us a Tesla? 3 weeks ago Reply
kiintijaaa Tie ķīnieši gan ir dīvaini - 3 weeks ago Reply
laiqqureshi Making it matter: India ask WI for $42m compensation #india 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ask any other motor dealer to be open and transparent with actual profit figures/visitor numbers/etc... what do you get? Silence. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Open-ness and transparency! Final October figures: Sales (signed orders) £69k, Invoicing (car deliveries) £71k, unique web visitors 120,635 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : LOVE the cherry picker :) >> Yes, is Piaggio, small and handy, for the roofs. 3 weeks ago Reply
Oddible Hyperbolic web design! 4 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner LOVE the cherry picker :) 4 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner cctv. Cheap as chips and well worth having 4 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy Greetings from Ling: A&E targets breached as MIUs close #socialmedia 4 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman Lings right. They have to spend £ms in facility for someone to be given same access without same investment 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Helps gullible journos love to dress it up >> Who bleeds least, wins. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Helps gullible journos love to dress it up >> We all know it's a "bleeding competition" 4 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman Helps gullible journos love to dress it up as "the future" 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron ...spend/PR to back it up. Like you say, will enough ppl actually spend their hard earned in this way? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : couldn't agree more Gaz.>> When the rent racks up month after month... only way is down. 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron couldn't agree more Gaz. Not hard to generate interest in anything new initially esp with marketing.. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : massive difference between interest and buying something >> Agree. Hyundai benefit. 4 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman massive difference between interest and buying something in that way 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron ...wheel (no need) and then promptly pulled the plug after 12 months when they realised it wasn't viable. 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron ...Tesco tried to change the car buying model in the UK not so long ago. Invested massively to reinvent the... 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron ...so they want the security of knowing who and what they're dealing with in a familiar, tangible environment... 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron yes. As is often touted but true: second biggest purchase most people will ever make (after their house)... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ash, we agree (shock) car sales about customer trust in any form. Car is a big sell. Not a "tech" discussion at all 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron don't think they would. Both offer different experiences. Many would still use trad dealer set up. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I don't think they're scared Ling. >> I mean: H dealers would go ballistic at a low-overhead operation. 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron lol agent orange maybe? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : .negotiation that unmanned drones >>> Hahaha, do the drones love-bomb the customers with Hyundainapalm? 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron ...negotiation that unmanned drones and tablet computers simply can't deal with. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : not very often we agree > Hyundai dealers: "saddle the fuc*er with massive overheads". "OK" 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron I don't think they're scared Ling. Dealers confident that people but from people. Many areas of sales process need.. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : not very often we agree Ling > However, as a web-only, dealers would be v.scared and go bloody MENTAL 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : not very often we agree... a load of old twaddle > must be laughing, dealers laughing too 4 weeks ago Reply
ashpron not very often we agree Ling, but I think we'd both say it's a load of old twaddle, to put it politely. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : startup co by ex-Dixon Motors owner. First unmanned dealer in UK. > Unmanned??? There are many "Angels" LOL 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But even as a web proposition only, can you get the web traffic just having Hyundai? That foot-traffic shop cost is MEGABUCKS. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS As web proposition, it may work. But a web operation in a REALLY expensive shop? Makes no sense. That's why H dealers allow it. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Bluewater > Do the figs Steve. Overheads. And need a profit. Low-mid brand. Eeek. No chance Jose. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : Have you been to Bluewater Lots of interest >> Today :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Have you been to Bluewater Lots of interest >> Sure there is. But Hyundai, not Tesla. Get a grip :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Stunning sales today, will finish Oct on £69k gross profit. Thanks to all. That's £14k more than October 2013. No one else shows real figs. 4 weeks ago Reply
SteveFowler Have you been to Bluewater to see what shoppers are saying? I'm there now. Lots of interest. 4 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen apparently I am in the other 70% 4 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal it's pay day for many. They can get drunk again. Tomorrow will be less happy for them. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Since when was Halloween a "Happy" day? As in "Happy Halloween". Utter rubbish. 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw RT : RT : #Golf R seems to be very heavily promoted at mo. Almost obscenely cheap on lease... >> Yes, it… 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Worth a RT Ling. Happy #Halloween :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #Golf R seems to be very heavily promoted at mo. Almost obscenely cheap on lease... >> Yes, it is. Ends soon. 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw #Golf R seems to be very heavily promoted at mo. Almost obscenely cheap on lease... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Supplier email: "just to let you know we will be closing at 5pm today due to halloween". ... FORRRRRRR fuc*'s SAKE. Unbelievable. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I have one on order with you :) Why is it on such a good deal at the moment? >> Due to VW price rise I think, boo. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I have one on order with you :) Why is it on such a good deal at the moment? >> Dunno. But ending at 4pm today... 4 weeks ago Reply
TallAndy I have one on order with you :) Why is it on such a good deal at the moment? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But Hyundai told them to f*ck off with the web-only idea, or dealers would revolt. ...so now they have MASSIVE overheads. Silly 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In order to placate Hyundai dealers , Rockar (ex Dixons) had to spend £zillions on expensive location. Wanted pure web presence. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Behind this is one of the biggest... Rockar > You believe any old shit they tell you :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Behind this is one of the biggest... Rockar > expensive showroom with iPads. Sheesh. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Behind this is one of the biggest... Rockar > No it's not. It's an expensive showroom 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS £109,203 of gross profit sitting in cars on order, waiting to be delivered. Nice to have a little cash buffer :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Begging children at my farm tonight, must run the gauntlet of Fang the Alsatian and Lou the Beagle (who bark like mad). Happy halloween! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : well, I'd recommend you have a locking 'off' switch. >> Socket is secured within bolted cast-iron panel. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm going to book a weekend party in Wolfsburg, for my staff, in June next year. Following the delivery of 50 x Golf Rs I have on order. 4 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure well, I'd recommend you have a locking 'off' switch. Mains power means breaking in is a lot easier for scumbags! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : towing man in wheelchair around car park > How (the fuc*) is some dippy Mackem pair, "national news"? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Count Catula #HappyHalloween >>> Best internet picture of the day! 4 weeks ago Reply
randallbell Heres another: 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "sexy Ebola nurse costume" is... >> ...is SUPERB. Parody USA irrational fears 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : WBC parodied THIS Pat Benatar song, : >> Love em/hate em, WBC are quite good at songs 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 30% of email marketers say they'll focus on improving personalization over next year >> Who is this Tweet addressed to? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS James can I offer a little snippet of advice? Hope helpful: You DESPERATELY need pictures on the cars on your website. DESPERATELY. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : fireman wear bras? >> Only when they are on strike. So.. yes they do, regularly :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks for >>> Ahhh, Green Fleet, sister magazine to "Counter Terror Business" & "Defence Business" magazines 4 weeks ago Reply
nathanlane fireman wear bras? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When Firemen go on strike, do they also stop their "other jobs"? You know, the carpet fitting, decorating, HGV driving jobs they all have? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, here we go again. Firemen to strike for 4 days... this lot all need to be fired and a new set of firemen recruited. Light the braziers! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My streetlamps have a spare 13A plug socket in them. Anyone have ideas what area security devices I can run on the LAN, from the lamp posts? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS At last, my 12th and final street-lamp at the farm is now working. Bloody electricians. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Holly has gone on her driving lesson. Thank f*ck, the office has gone quiet. Today = Reversing. ... it's going to be painful. 4 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty I can make an exception! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : well, if you need some help... > I said WINE, not "whine" :) hahahaha. I thought you Leeds mob drank cheap cider? 4 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty well, if you need some help... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Invoicing will be over £70,000 ex vat this month (again). Probably £12,000 to £13,000 up on October 2013. Can I drink that much wine? 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo . Fancy a snack? 4 weeks ago Reply
slivtime Вот как надо сайты делать! 4 weeks ago Reply
Lasse_Utoft RT : RT : working hard in class and being taught on your website >> Jeppe, glad you're in school, not taking dr… 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : Ian, on my little Yanmar tractor. Fang in the background by the barn... :) >> Were you up a lamppost? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now, my staff operatives will be sulking. f*ck off - It's last day of month! Get on with work, you all have best jobs in World, damn you! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Local police rang me at 6am this morning to ask if escaped horse was mine. No... I have no horses, just 8 donkeys (staff) heh :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lovely customer refers 2 more, who both ordered new cars. He refuses referral fee, asks me to use £100 to send expensive chocs to his pals 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Local Police Facebook: "local police arrested 2 youths for drinking battery acid & eating fireworks. We charged one & let the other off" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS By the way, the knife-attacker is up for trial. Name is Richard David Willas. Have fingerprint, following the idiot's fight with Jon. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is Fang, my new doggo, on guard at my barn entrance. Try and get past THAT :) Heh. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian has just parked the Yanmar tractor in my barn. Spying on him with CCTV :) Also, Honda 250 quad, Workmax & Piaggio 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ian, on my little Yanmar tractor. And Fang in the background by the barn... :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : those networking meetings where everyone is selling and no one is buying? >> They're the ones... :) Desperation... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : working hard in class and being taught on your website >> Jeppe, glad you're in school, not taking drugs on street :) 4 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc Unfortunately i have no information on this, this was set by senior management to take affect from 01/01/15. Thanks, Darryl 4 weeks ago Reply
AlunR those networking meetings where everyone is selling and no one is buying? 4 weeks ago Reply
Hreppe We are working hard in class and being taught on your website, it's amazing!! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great. Not yet 8am and already sold £1220 GP of cars. That's great news. Beats a "breakfast meeting" that so many waste their time with... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...customers are not owning vehicles any longer > So, what % of custs keep new cars longer than 3-years? 4 weeks ago Reply
Alex_the_Beard yeah, apparently Vauxhall customers have only just discovered PCP. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : read this blog >> Indeed, read it :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oct 2014 sales gross profit is already +20% up on Oct 2013. Plus what I sell today. Let's see what today brings :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : a business decision was reached to terminate lifetime warranty due to todays market > Nonsense reasoning. 4 weeks ago Reply
ShuleGoing Worlds best website design not kidding, this kills it 4 weeks ago Reply
whvholst Let be an inspiration for the website selling "Neil's weird Brit-sockets" 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "The best experience of buying a car I've ever had" > We can all publish testimonials from "Peter, London". Show addresses! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc than 3 years. Regards, Darryl 4 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc supported by a finance package and within that, over 60% are PCPs. ustomers are therefore not owning their vehicles any longer > 4 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc Hi Ling, a business decision was reached to terminate lifetime warranty due to todays market. 65% of retail sales are supported > 4 weeks ago Reply
unbounce The top 10 uses of digital psychology, featuring , , & more: via 4 weeks ago Reply
adamledieu Umm, I just don't know where to start but apparently Ling really shifts a lot of cars with this website: 4 weeks ago Reply
damiquo Best Practice #ux 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm going to finish October about 15,000 unique web visitors up on September. 99% of motor dealers have NO CLUE about online traffic. 4 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Have even see 9+ on occasions. And often annual mileages as little as 6k and 8k... Golden rule, check the terms... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : some go as far as 9+ or even "a Figure" that's equivalent to 11 - desperate > Yes, mad and misleading. 4 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR some go as far as 9+ or even "a Figure" that's equivalent to 11 - desperate 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, not only 6+ on the email, but the annual mileage is 9000 miles... 1k less than my stanfard 10k offering. It's like dealing with fools. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yet another supplier sends me emails promoting "6"+23 payments. Why do they think people want to pay DOUBLE up front? Mental.... I sell 3+. 4 weeks ago Reply
yannickverc Best. Website. Ever. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So Vauxhall warranty is now reduced from "lifetime" (must have cost a fortune) to bog standard 3-yrs, 4-yrs less than Kia. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've been told so many Vauxhalls were breaking down that they had to end their "lifetime warranty". Is this true? #vauxhall 4 weeks ago Reply
ShortThink RT : Because it's easier that way. I think it's called "short-termism". 4 weeks ago Reply
northo Because it's easier that way. I think it's called "short-termism". 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ah yes parker software, I used to use email2db, really useful application. >> Automating ie form filling etc 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ah yes parker software, I used to use email2db, really useful application. Good support too. >> Email2db was VERY good 4 weeks ago Reply
rodneybirch RT : Have now installed frames holding 8 x 50" TVs behind operatives, to give this effect on "chat" images: In test. 4 weeks ago Reply
ChinaShopBull the majority don't want change, to be challenged or to create something special. 4 weeks ago Reply
jescotty you are getting worse lol. 4 weeks ago Reply
geake ah yes parker software, I used to use email2db, really useful application. Good support too. 4 weeks ago Reply
ValuableContent you definitely do and we like it! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : good morning. How are you >> Please don't ask asinine questions on Twitter. It bores everyone else. :) 4 weeks ago Reply
jescotty good morning. How are you 4 weeks ago Reply
pkrpmusic RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Great idea ling. ...What app do you use? > Use whoson, but building my own TV interaction stuff. Flagging keywords etc 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good luck to - Labour's candidate South Yorkshire PCC candidate.>> There's an interesting UKIP candidate. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why is everyone so accepting of "same old" shite? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You **MUST** do something unique. Everyone else does a poor copy of what others do, badly. No one pushes any fuc*ing boundaries. ...I do. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My interaction on live webchat will be LIVE chat (rare), LIVE staff pic stream (rarer), but also LIVE visuals reflecting chat subject-UNIQUE 4 weeks ago Reply
geake Great idea ling. Its long been a problem with livechat that video has to be mutual...why??! What app do you use? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another staff TV test image. So, the TVs reflect the subject of LIVE chat. Say "cock", see penis, LIVE. Gettit yet? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have now installed frames holding 8 x 50" TVs behind operatives, to give this effect on "chat" images: In test. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Already sold £1300 of GP signed car orders, so a good morning. Now, sorting out today's car deliveries. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I like: Ling Valentine on her business . >> You have great taste :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : @ No.5, the irreplaceable . Does your company feature in the #DigitalPsychology top ten? #digitalmarketing http://t… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how about you give me $10k > How about you take your pony-tail & swap it for a pair of sunglasses? :) 4 weeks ago Reply
dh_analytics : Just for - and the art of persuading visitors to buy - #ConvCon” insane it is 4 weeks ago Reply
dh_analytics : Just for - and the art of persuading visitors to buy - #ConvCon” insane it 4 weeks ago Reply
zozinhoo olha esse site de venda de carros kkkkkkkkkk 4 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke Just for - and the art of persuading visitors to buy - #ConvCon #CRO 4 weeks ago Reply
robzonenet Broke out the website.. office work has stopped for the day. Sorry 4 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke Oli you have well and truly lit the blue touch paper now! Be prepared for the back lash… 4 weeks ago Reply
oligardner how about you give me $10k for the damage to my senses ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke just £10,000?! 4 weeks ago Reply
The_GUkU @ No.5, the irreplaceable . Does your company feature in the #DigitalPsychology top ten? #digitalmarketing 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if it's Paul Capita the drama teacher he only rates as 2.7/5 on rate my teacher > I saw that :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dat is echt eens iets anders ;-) >> Donkey shite :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The easy on the eye homepage just being used by on “1st impressions” at #convcon - >> £10,000 PLEASE 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The easy on the eye homepage just being used by “1st impressions” at #convcon - >> COPYRIGHT INFRINGE! 4 weeks ago Reply
JulieJoyce RT : RT : Btw , you’re no 5 on this list: > Damn Facebook, Warbyparker, Booking and A… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Btw , you’re no 5 on this list: > Damn Facebook, Warbyparker, Booking and Amazon! Damn them 4 weeks ago Reply
gcharlton Btw , you’re no 5 on this list: 4 weeks ago Reply
gcharlton Now with even crazier background.. 4 weeks ago Reply
Digital_tonic oh no! I’m expecting some backlash from now 4 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke The easy on the eye homepage just being used by on “1st impressions” at #convcon - 4 weeks ago Reply
JoaoVargas_ gente. fiz meu primeiro site *-* oq acharam? 4 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 4 weeks ago Reply
martinbean Seems like he likes to kick up a fuss where and when ever he can. He needs to get a life. 4 weeks ago Reply
bloovi Dat is echt eens iets anders ;-) 4 weeks ago Reply
stucrow Well done is all I can say re last RT. 4 weeks ago Reply
stucrow RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 4 weeks ago Reply
Anna_Pi My new favourite website. EVER. Courtesy of #UX 4 weeks ago Reply
GoThrones_BOT RT : It's like an episode of Game of Thrones! 4 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen It's like an episode of Game of Thrones! 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce if it's Paul Capita the drama teacher from Mansfield he only rates as 2.7/5 on rate my teacher Drama/Crisis? 4 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce well done ling probably he belongs to the 2% you will never satisfy but consumes 20% of your energy 4 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS One of the best safety training videos in the World (but it's German) - keep watching, bozo. Gets better. 4 weeks ago Reply
JabHookNQPR excellent Ling, i come across these "planks" often but I'm not so diplomatic. Pathetic attempt to seem important. 4 weeks ago Reply
ProfitTraining Superb response Ling, consider this prospect duly shop soiled ! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, previous outrage-ing: "My name is Paul Caputa... I have just contacted BBC's Watch Dog". 4 weeks ago Reply
kentindell RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 4 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch superb work. Now he'll have to swim with the sharks. 4 weeks ago Reply
kevatkinson RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 4 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno RT : Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh dear. "Customer" throws hissy fit and threatens to "out" me on so I beat him to it :) PDF 4 weeks ago Reply
Marshalls_Chris : RT : #Ampera passed 44K miles life mpg now 241.Silly Burns coal to charge it." NOT if you buy from 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #Ampera passed 44,000 miles last night, lifetime mpg now 241. >> Silly. Burns coal to charge it. How much coal/mile? 4 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 4 weeks ago Reply
JefBuseyne : Eens een alternatieve stem: op #webtomorrow 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : All the governors are already backing off of the Ebola quarantines. >> Good. A ridiculous & useless right-wing paranoia 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Or do you do tee shirts ? >> T-shirt: play game here :))) You may win! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : where can I buy one of these? Or do you do tee shirts ? >> Badge form here 4 weeks ago Reply
Corr_Associates Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 4 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner where can I buy one of these? Or do you do tee shirts ? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bottom office is now cleared of rubbish. Now all stuff from top office goes downstairs to fill it up again. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Do you arrange the deliveries yourself? > I arrange everything. Dealer/logistic operative does the actual delivery 4 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine Do you arrange the deliveries yourself? 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : So, I am busy. So, stop bothering me with rubbish! :)” >> 50,000 tweets - and you say WE'RE bothering you! 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : 27 new cars to get delivered before the end of this week. So, stop bothering me with rubbish! :)” >> Keep your shirt on! 4 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Good point! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You could always turn off twitter... >>> That would stop me being able to berate idiots... Marcus. 4 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud You could always turn off twitter... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Still got 27 new cars to get delivered before the end of this week. So, I am busy. So, stop bothering me with rubbish! :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another heavy delivery day, today: 9 new cars. 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : 5m long Roof joists have arrived, to build the framework for my TV backdrops.” >> You've gone building bonkers! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 5m long Roof joists have arrived, to build the framework for my TV backdrops. 4 weeks ago Reply
UniformCarla RT : RT : Today, as accurately captured by >>> hahahahaha 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Today, as accurately captured by >>> hahahahaha 4 weeks ago Reply
JefBuseyne prepare for sensory overload: "The world's worst website" is a piece of art in it's very own way #lingscars #wah 4 weeks ago Reply
ferkennedy Amé este sitio web, la música, el color, todo es alegría 4 weeks ago Reply
ferkennedy Amé la #ux que me brindó este sitio 4 weeks ago Reply
RosirisCom RT : ¿Accesibilidad y usabilidad? Esta página se lleva el premio jaja #Caos cc/ 4 weeks ago Reply
jaymiethomas Today, as accurately captured by 4 weeks ago Reply
jrgX2 ¿Accesibilidad y usabilidad? Esta página se lleva el premio jaja #Caos cc/ 4 weeks ago Reply
netmatter Great Inspiration: 18 companies with brilliant #digitalstrategies feat. #LingsCars... 4 weeks ago Reply
eamonncarey maybe they're moving to a design inspired by Ling? 4 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy News HORSE: VIDEO: Brand hijacks Allardyce interview #socialmedia 4 weeks ago Reply
beats_scott RT : RT : I won the T-shirt! new driving game >> Yay. Yay. Another winner. 4 weeks ago Reply
clydelerner Careful if you add too much to our site, it could look like this! #wcsf14 Awesome 5 min talk, Michael 4 weeks ago Reply
thepixelgeek i'm not shooting at anything. I'm just stating facts. Unless this site is trying to be like 4 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy Newsy newsy: VIDEO: Dangers of doping in funny shape ball-game union #socialmedia 4 weeks ago Reply
NachoCerrato pero siempre se puede ser más elegante 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Thoroughly enjoying your Lingo system. Very good. >> Ta, Not perfect but secure and fun :) Works well. 4 weeks ago Reply
SelinaVasdev Watching re-runs of #DragonsDen & I can't believe #LingsCars said this - 'Chinese eat dragons for breakfast!' Haha what a character 4 weeks ago Reply
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HayleyCAnderson "looks like bootstrap" Except the source code is way too good. 5 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Newsy TRICKLE: Million Ebola vaccine doses for 2015 5 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 NEWS from China: Tesla Motors : TESLA OPENS FIRST SUPERCHARGER IN ethnic... 5 weeks ago Reply
macerarius Diese Website ist aus der Zeit gefallen. Einmalig gut und schlecht: . Leider erst jetzt entdeckt. #webdesign #fail 5 weeks ago Reply
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paulcc_two but sometimes you might want to look for t'Phone? 5 weeks ago Reply
Raidermile our web design class checked it out yesterday :D. Never Chang long, never change ;D 5 weeks ago Reply
Raidermile Indeed :D. 5 weeks ago Reply
mojotec We should definitely have more sites like this one, I ran across again to this beauty thanks to a co-worker: 5 weeks ago Reply
crgeary ! .. The best, worst website ever! haha 5 weeks ago Reply
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stokwood Победитель "Золотой сайт 2014" 5 weeks ago Reply
northo Thoroughly enjoying your Lingo system. Very good. 5 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong mmmm chewy... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #WearItPink We have lots of pink in the office today. >> Shame you couldn't be arsed to re-colour your website :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : charming! >> You're a bit late to the party... a bit like floors :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You like bubble tea? We're serving Taiwan Bubble Tea! > Always liked toad eggs 5 weeks ago Reply
UsedCars4SaleUK RT : but Have YOU tried them :) #Snakes #reptiles ... just the thought makes me shuddddddddeerr… 5 weeks ago Reply
fernandocomet Lo impresionante es que cada vez que actualizas canta una distinta y sin apenas banners XD Yeahhh! #CometSiteOfTheDay 5 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Thank you, The Ling... :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : LOT worry about MPG, cost of Road tax but forget depreciation ! > They get PCPs wrong, too. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Audi website "Learn more about TT" ... it's *THE* TT, *THE* bloody TT. It's a car, not a human. Like THE iPhone, you don't look for "iPhone" 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thinking of copying s fanfare when they land, but replacing the voice over with "Another new car delivered on time from LINGsCARS" 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Virgin Airline's campaign is quite super. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 18 companies with brilliant digital strategies feat. Ling's Cars *rolls eyes* 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> You publicly slag and then at the MEREST hint of criticism, go bananas. :) Buy a thicker skin. 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle hahahahaha you are funny 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : off your soap Box Ling and jump back into it! >> Lemons! Lemons! Get your Scottish lemons here. 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle off your soap Box Ling and jump back into it! I'll help nail done the top with nails from 5 weeks ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 we are actually using a local flooring company for all the work apart form some of the work which they can't do! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling let's face it, you are a joke! So go do something productive- > The happy face of Scotland 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings words of wisdom? > Yep- you extol the benefits of smaller indi car dealers, then trot to giant DIY co. 5 weeks ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 Ling let's face it, you are a joke! So go do something productive with your day for a change! 5 weeks ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 RT : I know they work like a broker ! Should have went direct to manufacturer my mistake 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle I know they work like a broker ! Should have went direct to manufacturer my mistake 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is that from Ling's words of wisdom? >> Yes, need to make better supplier choices. Rely on B&Q? A joke. 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle is that from Ling's words of wisdom? 5 weeks ago Reply
zollymonsta wa! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : What a disgrace . let newly married & >> B&Q the well known flooring company. Right. 5 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge more money for you if they don't 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I wish more people would try and push the limits of what's possible, instead of just making an average job of what's available. Bah. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Interactive: ... say "dickhead" and see a penis appear above operative. Say shit and a dog will assist you by pooing, live. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one has tried to use interactive web-chat like this, before. It means customers see live stuff behind operative, so say Fiesta see Fiesta 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Next week, office is cleared of furniture and shit, then "clothes rails" holding 8 x 50" TVs brought in behind each bank of staff. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My latest investment 8 x 50" TVs and 8 x Nettops to run them, to enable live, interactive backgrounds to website chat. Will be world-leading 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think I'll finish this months invoicing about £10,000 up on October last year. Based on the cars still to deliver, will be record October. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Got another 41 deliveries (more will be added next week) left for October. Bloody busy. It's like juggling a snooker table of balls. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "The meal for the American passenger in row 15" Christine offers a VERY Big Mac. 5 weeks ago Reply
CraigSoenen i"m a believer! Love this site! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings cars... Wow, just wow xD >> Wow is a great word, it spells backwards and prevents you typing more complicated words. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I won the T-shirt! new driving game >> Yay. Yay. Another winner. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : today's design inspiration >> Thanks so much. Canada leads the World in err... maples 5 weeks ago Reply
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jacobstevens RT : Do not click this link: #IsThereAProblemHere? #WebDesign #UX #Seizure? #MyEyes! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
QualityFrog Do not click this link: #IsThereAProblemHere? #WebDesign #UX #Seizure? #MyEyes! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
s_abboud Words... Can't... Describe... 5 weeks ago Reply
MattArchie5 love the website! 5 weeks ago Reply
beats_scott I won the T-shirt! new driving game 5 weeks ago Reply
chrissuperduper I use this site for most, if not all of my design inspiration: 5 weeks ago Reply
stphaniekalacis today's design inspiration 5 weeks ago Reply
jlbruno Best website I've seen today 5 weeks ago Reply
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miwahall BEST WEBSITE EVER 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but Have YOU tried them :) >> Snake is OK, the alcohol it's in is VILE. 50% battery acid. 5 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : but Have YOU tried them :) #Snakes #reptiles ... just the thought makes me shuddddddddeerr… 5 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? >> They do a "snake" one in China … 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Off to Manningham now for a meeting.... >>> Right, heh. That involving £25, a condom and a ratty old crow called "Betty"? 5 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 but Have YOU tried them :) #Snakes #reptiles ... just the thought makes me shuddddddddeerrrrr ! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We'll decide on a European policy on #climate change in this EuroCouncil. #EUCO >> Except the UK of course 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? >> They do a "snake" one in China which is popular 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice little link I found. No other motor dealer ever knows if they have links, except dodgy "recommend site" ones. 5 weeks ago Reply
UsedCars4SaleUK RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? 5 weeks ago Reply
SergioSalamon Voy a fusilar esta home y hacer un A/B sólo por curiosidad. 5 weeks ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? 5 weeks ago Reply
PabloCampoGomez Carcajadas por en "Buenas prácticas para gran experiencia de usuario en Portal" - Juan Hidalgo #LRESP2014 #Grande 5 weeks ago Reply
specialistcars1 Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : . and are going out for a WALK!!! >> Now is the time to lock the doors. 5 weeks ago Reply
keeperO_o Acabo de recordar a viendo esto: jajajajajaajaj 5 weeks ago Reply
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