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LINGsCARS My Lottery winner today was Rachael McConnell who wins £50 for her lucky object (her Volvo V40). Past 3 vids here:… 1 week ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Oh sorry. Didn't realise HM Queen was the Queen of the whole of Ireland. My mistake. 2 weeks ago Reply
Tyneside_Irish we represent the whole of Ireland! 2 weeks ago Reply
Iyamwhatiyam3 No he doesn't. It's deliberate. And the butthurt is still exquisite. Jon Snow and co the reason 4 Brexit 2 weeks ago Reply
Janusvh Thanks for pointing out Ling , your observation is like your website : scary .. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey hi hi, it's Ling here. I notice you still KEEP confusing "Europe" for "The EU" when you ask questions on the news. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Maybe I'm uninformed and wrong, but you think the Irish Centre would delete the crown from the poster? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey Piss off. I am a) female, b) advocate a hard Brexit, c) I own a nuclear missile. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed. 2 weeks ago Reply
Danjk1984 "Our greatest year yet" *dealers stacking pre reg cars on top of each other * 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, and there was I wondering "does TG still exist?". Is that the Cenotaph in the centre? :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In America? Ahem... just askin' :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The way Tesla account for sales/deliveries/registrations is 1,000,000% more honest than the way most car manufactur… 2 weeks ago Reply
colmoneill Little gem of a website for you right here: 2 weeks ago Reply
federicod ¿Vivís en UK y necesitás comprar un auto? Visitá la web de este Sr. jaja 2 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 hehe Happy New Year Ling - looking forward to my Yeti coming next weeek :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, well, I leave that hanging in the wind... from my ass. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Agree with all this. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
C0RTN33 astonishing good or astonishing bad eh Ling? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Merc A Class customer says: "From the initial enquiry to delivery of the car the level of service and comunication is, frankly, astonishing" 2 weeks ago Reply
MrXodevil ça monte assez haut dans le podium de la swaggitude, mais pas aussi haut que ça 2 weeks ago Reply
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axbom RT : Here is a nice image Per Axbom from Sweden, drew of me, for his blog/interview: 2 weeks ago Reply
uxethics RT : Here is a nice image Per Axbom from Sweden, drew of me, for his blog/interview: 2 weeks ago Reply
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MarcusInStroud Speak to my twitter chum she will sort you out. Her website will motivate you 3 weeks ago Reply
Wunderlust77 (Peter Serafinowicz) -49 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tom, thanks so much. I have some live streaming stuff planned. :) -49 weeks ago Reply
robhastings I've lost count how many times today I've looked at the "so bad it's good" wonderousness that is this website: -49 weeks ago Reply
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iGlitchime в коллекцию психоделии -49 weeks ago Reply
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asozialekatze 一瞬ブラクラかと思った。  lol -49 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Shine on, you crazy Chinese female immigrant car salesman. -49 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm back from Spain, Italy, France to find a flood of visitors due to article in The Independent: -49 weeks ago Reply
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realTheCyber agreed -48 weeks ago Reply
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TheDaily_Web RT : "This is a great example of all the things you should not do when designing a website. " #webdev… -48 weeks ago Reply
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GCM_2016 El sitio rompe todas las reglas concebibles del “buen” diseño web y mirarlo es casi dolor… 4 weeks ago Reply
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danslee If you visit this website your brain may quite literally explode (via ): 4 weeks ago Reply
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scottclark At least one online user is happy with the new Facebook gradient backgrounds.... 4 weeks ago Reply
annkempster Your periodic reminder that this exists and it is wonderful: 4 weeks ago Reply
SCMGdoyougetit RT : Hands down, the most visually stimulating website we've seen in a long time. I bet this guy leases cars like hot... ht… 4 weeks ago Reply
BlueLavaDesign Hands down, the most visually stimulating website we've seen in a long time. I bet this guy leases cars like hot... 4 weeks ago Reply
randallbell Alreet! Have you just done a quote request at LingsCars? 4 weeks ago Reply
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jrosell RT : 5 years later its still going strong >> and the art of persuading people to buy - 4 weeks ago Reply
peter_oneill RT : 5 years later its still going strong >> and the art of persuading people to buy - 4 weeks ago Reply
Gloria_Rivera22 RT : nos muestra una realidad en la que GeoCities no fue cerrada y eliminada sin ceremonia alguna h… 4 weeks ago Reply
GCM_2016 nos muestra una realidad en la que GeoCities no fue cerrada y eliminada sin ceremonia alg… 4 weeks ago Reply
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MichaelDCC Dicen que este es el sitio más feo de la internet... 4 weeks ago Reply
1PArmy RT : If anyone is looking for some webdesign inspiration I direct you towards this beautiful website: 4 weeks ago Reply
KrisJet If anyone is looking for some webdesign inspiration I direct you towards this beautiful website: 4 weeks ago Reply
StuRusell Maybe Ling sent the badge via a row boat.. oh well, im sure it will get here sometime in 2018 4 weeks ago Reply
Blendle Is onto something? 's talks to the "genius" behind the world’s ugliest website » 4 weeks ago Reply
vintzend RT : Just on my way to work... my website is still UP, despite my Newsweek splash but please stop clickin… 4 weeks ago Reply
bruikbaar (although the story behind Lee and her site is awesomely cool!) 5 weeks ago Reply
Blendle Meet , the "genius" behind the world’s ugliest website. Great read by 's » 5 weeks ago Reply
chey_cobb This site wins the award for the most bizarre web site - hands down!! 5 weeks ago Reply
rossahall This site is horrific genius and I can't stop laughing! #webdesign 5 weeks ago Reply
couriersne but electric cars are so restrictive 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've got a chem degree and know that Hydrogen cars are nightmare. So many issues, Hydrogen corrodes, spontaneously… 5 weeks ago Reply
couriersne 2 things we should concentrate on is carbon capture and hydrogen cars 5 weeks ago Reply
couriersne something like that! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, a rogue baked bean in a discarded tin will bring the whole Council recycling machinery to a grinding halt? 5 weeks ago Reply
couriersne I meant the power stations etc. But yes I think it's a great idea 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's so much easier in China. Housholders in China simply don't give a fuc*. Better quality of life. Mind you, they… 5 weeks ago Reply
couriersne it's true I am afraid, and look at China!!! Lol sorry couldn't resist it 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nooooo. I don't believe that. I'd slash my wrists washing out opened tins. There must be a council health and safet… 5 weeks ago Reply
couriersne and tins!!! 5 weeks ago Reply
couriersne totally different thing, you get one thing off my vehicle. Like if you left your passport at home 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I need to WASH OUT the jars? You're joking... 5 weeks ago Reply
couriersne nooooo parcel delivery companies are 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Courier companies are to blame for all the packaging :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I heard that too. I think it should be transparent what happens. People lose faith and who wants to do pointle… 5 weeks ago Reply
couriersne plus we now do the job the council used to do, has our council tax gone down? 5 weeks ago Reply
couriersne the truth should be told about this, if one house doesn't wash out the jars etc it all goes to land fill 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Or... simply get the truck to weigh the bin as it emties it. Easy. Then, get billed per kg. It is so simple to impr… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tom, all I am suggesting is a premium "service", for a £££ fee. Why not? Creates jobs, and revenue. Instead of havi… 5 weeks ago Reply
TomDavenport Now you don’t have to take waste all the way to a centre, they’ll come to your house… not bad. 5 weeks ago Reply
TomDavenport I do get why behaviour happens or not (BJ Fogg has great research on what you’re saying). But think how far it’s come. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Clearly, millions of people share my feelings, hence % of recycling has fallen. I have some money. Why can't I pay… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If the council had a "pay double and we'll do the sorting of your shite" option, I would tick it. Why on earth not?… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm allowed to be lazy. You don't get why the % figures have fallen. It's because people (ie me) hate messing about… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS When it gets hard, people (ie me) stop doing it (recycling). Hence why the % figures have fallen. It's obvious to m… 5 weeks ago Reply
TomDavenport We recycle 2x our waste with no effort at all. They pick it up from our house, no extra effort above waste. You sound lazy. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If stuff should be recycled, then 1) make things out of stuff that can be recycled, b) make it easier, c) encourage… 5 weeks ago Reply
TomDavenport Isn’t that because having the wrong thing in the wrong bin spoils the lot when recycling? Do you need help identifying plastic? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS God *uck knows, ...because the tiny sliver of plastic film is in the wrong bin. They should have teams of Romanian… 5 weeks ago Reply
TomDavenport Why? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's so Nazi is the way bin operatives flick the lid open, tut, and then refuse (pun) to take it because a tiny s… 5 weeks ago Reply
TomDavenport Seems pretty easy to us. What’s so nazi about it? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is it cruel to call some customers mental cripples? I cannot reply to everyone who responds to my Xmas opening times message, at once. AAgh. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Easy. It's because local authorities in the UK make recycling SO BLOODY DIFFICULT with Nazi style rules. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will post an ear in a ziplock bag. Not promising it will be a white American one. Please type your address. Ta. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Pizza sounds tastier. If they had any sense, it would be sponsored by Dominos :) Just gotta do this stuff, better t… 5 weeks ago Reply
RealPengy Pisa. It's brilliant. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS However, staff operatives are working like dogs, and LINGO will be answered until 6pm on Friday 23rd and everyone will be back Tues 3rd Jan. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm flying to Barcelona Monday, then mini-cruise on the Med... mainly to see Tower of Pizza and Up Pompeii before I die. Living the dream :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS He sounds like a nutter. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I was in Chengdu a month ago, and the air pollution was *ucking awful. BBC: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Once again, I'm proud to say (thanks to my customers) I have been selected to receive a HONEST JOHN *HAT* Award. Ta. 5 weeks ago Reply
kennydude Let’s Encrypt is free and really well documented. There’s no excuse these days. 5 weeks ago Reply
DurhamFraud thank you for taking time to look and great that you are taking an interest in fraud prevention. #StrongerTogether 5 weeks ago Reply
DurhamFraud genuine sites do use http , however for login and purchasing then I would only choose to use https and padlock . 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You need to tell ... Ron Hogg's site is NOT https, has no padlock, so is not s=secure. Will you tell him… 5 weeks ago Reply
YourFilm_MN RT : It's great to see my friends at still tearing-up the web rule book. You don't have to conform to succe… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Has everyone had a look at the NEWSWEEK article about me? WTF? It will be in the magazine i… 5 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes RT : Just on my way to work... my website is still UP, despite my Newsweek splash but please stop clickin… 5 weeks ago Reply
randallbell Big thanks to for my xmas present. 5 weeks ago Reply
jim_boulton I think I love Ling “People like real, so I give them real” 5 weeks ago Reply
pindada Best website EVER --> 5 weeks ago Reply
S0phWells Quality website for you 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo It's great to see my friends at still tearing-up the web rule book. You don't have to conf… 5 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb RT : Just on my way to work... my website is still UP, despite my Newsweek splash but please stop clickin… 5 weeks ago Reply
TalkUKTelecoms RT : Well, my broadband is with - enough said 5 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Well, my broadband is with - enough said 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How many Gs you got? At peak, my website can suck 0.675Gs from the whole UK bandwidth. New undersea cable required. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy arse, Nina :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just on my way to work... my website is still UP, despite my Newsweek splash but please sto… 5 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 RT : Ohhhhh fu*k. I *KNEW* I didn't want my photo taken. Bloody Newsweek. Twats. 5 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 Hmmm.... your website crashes and my bandwidth increases significantly - coincidence? 5 weeks ago Reply
kentindell World's best web page: < The non-mobile site viewed on an iPhone is epic! 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Hahaha, at the moment I am top story on Newsweek. For f*cks sake... 5 weeks ago Reply
donjoniglesias RT : Ohhhhh f*ck. I *KNEW* I didn't want my photo taken. Bloody Newsweek. Twats. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta Marcus 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm going to bed. If website crashes, it crashes. So sorry :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahaha, at the moment I am top story on Newsweek. For f*cks sake... 5 weeks ago Reply
thanksforallthe it's a crazy website for sure, but it works, you can find stuff and it annoys those it should, perfect :-) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Reboot Apache. Wait 2 mins. Reboot Apache. Wait... My God, I need a new server. Can only handle a few thousand concurrents. 5 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud I've always loved Ling's website but now Newsweek have had a look and so should you 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear you are FLOODING my website with Americans. Did the Russians pass you my web address? The bastardskis 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks for the nice pic, Dee :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Online Job sounds like an internet poo ... or am I being cruel? :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are certainly an expert now you have read that article, Brian :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No offence, but I think I might look a bit Japanesey in that picture :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is a sweet irony in this article being re-tweeted by "Best Web Templates" :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, da kids lose again. hahaha 5 weeks ago Reply
ColinMcCrory RT : Ohhhhh *uck. I *KNEW* I didn't want my photo taken. Bloody Newsweek. Twats. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good job you're not "Executive *PICTURE* Editor, Margarita :) Heh. 5 weeks ago Reply
TomAdams9999 What's the #Chinese word for #Chutzpah? 5 weeks ago Reply
190Wojciech Z podziwem obserwuję 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks, Miss superpower :P 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks Robin! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy ass, Tom :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The irony is: I ***PAID*** the photographer. 5 weeks ago Reply
RichardCarter RT : Ohhhhh *uck. I *KNEW* I didn't want my photo taken. Bloody Newsweek. Twats. 5 weeks ago Reply
cornydolphin RT : Ohhhhh fuc*. I *KNEW* I didn't want my photo taken. Bloody Newsweek. Twats. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ohhhhh *uck. I *KNEW* I didn't want my photo taken. Bloody Newsweek. Twats. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, Thanks for the question Mr Scientific Analysis.cz... God f*ck knows the answer. I don't care really, as long… 5 weeks ago Reply
YazdgerdB RT : 'If you don't feed website it will die:' In defense of and bizarre websites h… 5 weeks ago Reply
ilincev Just out of curiosity what percentage of your customers are Caucasians? I want to figure out the cultural differences and shifts. 5 weeks ago Reply
Heinzilla RT : 'If you don't feed website it will die:' In defense of and bizarre websites h… 5 weeks ago Reply
dsgnr3 RT : 'If you don't feed website it will die:' In defense of and bizarre websites h… 5 weeks ago Reply
Newsweek 'If you don't feed website it will die:' In defense of and bizarre websites… 5 weeks ago Reply
_cetaceans this one is also a favorite 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've just uploaded a new YouTube video that I made for my Norway talks: "Holly Gets Her Puppies Out" WATCH! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
stikar_michal Lingscars – UX peklo? Ne tak docela 5 weeks ago Reply
PeterJRhodes Website goals --> 5 weeks ago Reply
ZXGuesser If had been on Teletext... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Err, there are about 25 songs, if you keep refreshing it. 5 weeks ago Reply
Asbet0s Až příště zas uvidíte hnusnej web, vzpomeňte si na Lingscars – UX peklo? Ne tak docela | ILINČEV 5 weeks ago Reply
jirivagner Hnus velebnosti? Ne tak docela a navíc funguje! :D ... Lingscars – UX peklo? Ne tak docela | ILINČEV 5 weeks ago Reply
gliscense THEY HAVE A GAME 5 weeks ago Reply
gliscense (autoplay) i please look at this 5 weeks ago Reply
ashleymccarthy Sometimes ignoring best practice results in something amazing... behold Ling's Car leasing website: 5 weeks ago Reply
ppdoddy RT : A lot of effort went in to this Czech analysis of my website: 5 weeks ago Reply
bernatel This page, I sort of know what it was supposed to be, but... but... 5 weeks ago Reply
VostokEast What song plays on your website? 5 weeks ago Reply
saxbophone RT : Dear Russian hackers. Damn you. I have Fang on my website to deal with you. 5 weeks ago Reply
elleche69 RT : Dear Russian hackers. Damn you. I have Fang on my website to deal with you. 5 weeks ago Reply
ViewFromBlock93 RT : Dear Russian hackers. Damn you. I have Fang on my website to deal with you. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear Russian hackers. Damn you. I have Fang on my website to deal with you. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A lot of effort went in to this Czech analysis of my website: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wow! Great analysis. Thks so much Andrew! "And then most Europeans wipe foaming at the mouth and quickly goes away.… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Graham, It's not still the same, there have been a zillion changes. Soon I launch a live streaming feature (every d… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Graham, no, we don't know the answer to that question. But frankly, I don't want to slit my wrists (with boredom) t… 5 weeks ago Reply
ilincev Lingscars – UX peklo? Ne tak docela | ILINČEV 5 weeks ago Reply
CarlStphanPare1 Sometime, I'm a little bit sad, then I connect to LingsCars. 5 weeks ago Reply
gcharlton I guess we still don’t know the answer to my question below it, and Craig’s second comment 5 weeks ago Reply
groovegenerator I remember that whole debate 5 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke . plus these words of wisdom from 5 weeks ago Reply
gcharlton Yep, it’s a great point. Just went to the site for the first time in years, still the same… 5 weeks ago Reply
KevinWaugh Don't worry, I am reading through it. 5 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke I felt the 1st comment was really thought provoking 5 weeks ago Reply
gcharlton It’s a classic. 5 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke . only?!? Have you not read the hugely inciteful content and the 60+ comments inc herself?! 5 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke 5 years later its still going strong >> and the art of persuading people to buy - 5 weeks ago Reply
drgs100 Go look at pictures of Grozny to find out. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Would a quick solution to the Aleppo situation be for the rebels to STOP RESISTING and raise a white flag? Has anyone suggested that? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Daniel my IT front end flying back to Barcelona, found the inflight magazine... called... 5 weeks ago Reply
tomdance please do a story on this site - there must be an incredible story behind it. 5 weeks ago Reply
ReinBijlsma Dit vind ik nou een leuke website: 5 weeks ago Reply
akuma_des Или это температура так на мне сказывается, или лучший сайт эва. 6 weeks ago Reply
akuma_des Нашла лучший сайт эва. 6 weeks ago Reply
AAPresident Remember to link to our movie CADENCE when you go live. Ta. E 6 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell If it's the toilet cam, please reconsider :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Been building my latest feature... launch soon. LIVE *streaming* WEB feature, 6 weeks ago Reply
rightclick5ave LMAO THIS WEBSITE IS BEAUTIFUL 6 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk most lease deals offer the option to buy price in the last few months of the term. 6 weeks ago Reply
LearnTechDan If you want to embrace the personality... 6 weeks ago Reply
CrazyNouss #EtreAdulteCest aller sur des sites comme ça : #WTF N'allez pas imaginer je ne sais quoi ! 6 weeks ago Reply
staceyshort81 why, what you done now!? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Super. We should all get behind the UK Government and support the #Brexit negotiations. Being positive is how to ma… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey, - your service s VERY GOOD these days. Super web/email updates, and fast. Thanks! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They didn't have time for tea, but Phoebe will come and do a photo-shoot for new village signs. 6 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes Did you do that really British thing and served them tea in little cups? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just had a lovely visit from PC Dan Beardmore and PCSO Phoebe (the new PCSO in Grange Villa). Love Durham Police, brilliant :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why would a beetle not be acceptable? I used to roast and eat beetles as child in China. Delicious. Insects are the… 6 weeks ago Reply
ChickenMastar You have the best cars! I would buy one but I am a bloody foreigner. 6 weeks ago Reply
CarsandArt Ling is right. Trust me! 6 weeks ago Reply
joriswinters later, wanneer ik groot ben ga ik een auto huren bij 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ahhh, Brian. But that is a nightmare, because there are so many variables... kind of defeats the proposition if not… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dan hi hi, it's sales at :) 6 weeks ago Reply
bj43045 Ling you should go into new car broking too for folk who want to buy rather than lease 6 weeks ago Reply
TheBivvy Hi Ling, long time no speak. Can you send me your email as I am looking to get a quote for a friend. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS #seat customer: "this has been the most painless car buying experience I have had & has taken a little over 3 weeks and has been seamless." 6 weeks ago Reply
ChickenMastar yes 6 weeks ago Reply
SkipLicker Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men. 6 weeks ago Reply
TeamOrangetree This really happens. In the people's republic of Gateshead. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes. Fundamentally (with a few exceptions) only national flags can be flown without advertising consent. I fly Chin… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I never spotted this before, it's an Australian blog from 2013, feturing, errrr... me (and others) :) 6 weeks ago Reply
BMWi8dontbuy RT : RT : ...tell anyone who will listen not to buy a BMW. Arrogant dealership, poor car. > Arrogant, sum… 6 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Thank you very much! :) 6 weeks ago Reply
HandleConstruct We love Ling she is a hoot!...and also very good at what she does. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You have very good taste :) heh 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks Steve! 6 weeks ago Reply
theactualpolson I leased a car from . She's utterly barking but great at beating up car firms. 6 weeks ago Reply
duker the news feed / home page is essentially unusable and about as noisy as 6 weeks ago Reply
dontdelay lol forget the prices, why wouldn't you use this site? 6 weeks ago Reply
dontdelay I remember her! Definitely worth a follow 6 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 6 weeks ago Reply
cssgareth bloody love that site, for all its sins! is also a good one :-) 6 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Anyway, you have been a bit quiet lately on TV etc. Despite not agreeing with all, I've missed your honest interven… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sayeeda, yeah... but what I'm saying it is completely daft (for the report) to lump Chinese, Bangladeshi and Pakist… 6 weeks ago Reply
SayeedaWarsi I'm simply quoting the report 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 51% to 41% of Chinese? No way. Utter bollocks. Don't lump Chinese in with Bangladeshi and Pakistani, Sayeeda. Very… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Food banks need "puddings and custard"? For *uck's sake... 6 weeks ago Reply
all_airlines KLM: LINGsCARS LOL Why, thanks for that clarification, Ling. :P We hope you enjoyed - it's not everyday that you get a full row to yourself. 7 weeks ago Reply
KLM LOL Why, thanks for that clarification, Ling. :P We hope you enjoyed - it's not everyday that you get a full row to yourself. 7 weeks ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy They get the cheapest people to do it ... 7 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong so no one gets free cars then? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just seen this. Press Association is utterly wrong. This man DID NOT threaten to "Jo Cox" Anna Soubry. However dist… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oops, I had full row CDU flight - thx! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bad news - I have arrived back at Schipol... going to Terminal D which is Dutch version of Chechnya. I had full row CDU flight - thx! 7 weeks ago Reply
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C0RTN33 Ling I love that you're such an #avgeek 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Grassy ass, dude... as the illegal Mexicans would say... hahahaha. 7 weeks ago Reply
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nick10006 don't be so judgy, I love a pint of plasma in front of my lager TV. 7 weeks ago Reply
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DuffWatson Ling- you are brilliant! I want to move to the UK just to lease a car from you. All the best! 7 weeks ago Reply
IJFerguson great. That'll earn you about 10 pence. When it makes the hundreds of millions let us all know. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OMFG. YouTube views. My BBC Ling V vs. Duncan Bannatyne (Dragon Den How To Win In The Den) been viewed 132,226 times 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahaha, I do my best. :) Ta 7 weeks ago Reply
jim_herd pardon;)? Been a long time since I bought a car but I'll bear it in mind for the future if you survive your flight;). 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Amazingly, over 4,600 people have watched Ya Jun singing O Flower of Scoterland. To buy the views would cost £5k 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Me too, but you being from Glasgow, I would have needed a translator to understand which car you wanted :) See… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am afraid that people need teaching how to fish. And make lessons compulsory. Many will go home from food banks t… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Food banks could be as BIG AS bloody TESCO and people would still overwhelm them. "Poverty" expands to fill the ava… 7 weeks ago Reply
jim_herd I wish I'd bought a car from you now;). 7 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong what happens if you get splatted by a bus? Same same? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear I sell over 1,000 new cars in the UK every year. I ordered a Model 3, £1000 down. You need to do better build updates - Ling 7 weeks ago Reply
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MarcusInStroud I was upgraded to business in Air China some years ago. Some very drunk people by the time we hit Heathrow. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Reading the BBC today, I'd say: DON'T EVER BUY A DIESEL CAR again. Lease it, instead. Sooner or later diesel car bans will CRASH used values 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Imperialist capital roader exploiting chickens in rebel Chinese province might, frankly, deserve his fate. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I fly home from China on an old 747 Combi, tomorrow. Same rules, if it crashes ALL MY CUSTOMERS can keep their cars for ever, for free. :) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Lovely business customer in Clackton is now on their 5th new Toyota from me. That's more than I've sold to ISIS & Taliban combined 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm just checking my YouTube, I'm now up to 684 subscribers • 697,669 views... maybe I should start monetising that? Anyone a YT expert? 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Congrats to your friend :) 7 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Glad to help.... now, about my hemorrhoids, Doctor? :) 8 weeks ago Reply
SpursDr good tips! Thanks ling 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, they charge ££££s (£100 ish) for a "visual check". You can ask them not to do visual check, just oil & filter… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have an SLK, I take to dealer. To save a few £££, tell them no screenwash and shit like that, fill it up before y… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Mercedes usually every year.. best check with dealer for dates. Yes, they usually insist on dealer servicing or els… 8 weeks ago Reply
SpursDr Hi we have a Mercedes a class from you in December 2015. When should it be serviced? And does it have to be with Mercedes? 8 weeks ago Reply
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TProphet Better watch out, they may try to steal your web designer! 8 weeks ago Reply
dzstin Now that made me laugh :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am TRYING TO SLEEP. It's 5am here. Sssssh, now. 8 weeks ago Reply
robjdphotos you speak the truth. Look at the (very poor) Chinese version of Hallstatt 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Or the Queen herself (a few of you at least) :) 8 weeks ago Reply
dzstin I'm north Irish, we don't care for the queens English :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, well, it will be copied by now :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Teaching... 8 weeks ago Reply
robjdphotos I will never forget my experience on a boat full of Chinese tourists as we approached the Statue of Liberty! 8 weeks ago Reply
dzstin Thinking of learning my dog Irish. :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sensible. Chinese people take photos to a) prove they've been there, b) copy something. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, sigh. When my mum & dad visit, I shout at them for talking to the cat in Chinese. It is patently an English ca… 8 weeks ago Reply
robjdphotos they gave up in Harrods 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They can't ban cameras. Every device is a camera these days. They also try that in Durham Cathedral, it doesn't wor… 8 weeks ago Reply
dzstin U.S.-born panda twins struggle in China as they know only English 8 weeks ago Reply
ViewFromBlock93 grumpy or not youre always great Ling, u say it like it is. Will be coming to u when current lease is up. Hope u feel better soon 8 weeks ago Reply
robjdphotos the baby ones are very cute. Tho I heard cameras are banned 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Granted, from a distance Pandas look cute, but closer than 10m.... yuk. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have you been there??? Panda sanctuary is like a Mexican jail. Stinks, tiny cells, dirt protests everywhere. Yuk. P… 8 weeks ago Reply
robjdphotos surely the pandas will make u smile 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My God, who chose those fonts and line spacings? Take poster advice from Kabel Ultra. They… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do you know what.... if someone just included a bit of human emotion and common sense into bank software, they'd cl… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Only because I'm stuck in bed at 4am in Chengdu (no fresh air here) with toothache. That's why I am grumpy hahaha 8 weeks ago Reply
ViewFromBlock93 haha! You're great, a breath of fresh air, Ling! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My message to anyone wanting a Black Friday deal on one of my new lease cars: PLEASE fuc* OFF. I do my best to have best prices all the time 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unspecified Black Friday "deals" are like unproven boasts about large penises... :how to create disappointment in a… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm in China at the mo... in China apparently it's quite safe to text and drive. Everyone does it. Twitter is dange… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, always good to broaden our outlooks. 8 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR we're ending up on the same side for mutually exclusive reasons 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's middle of night in Chengdu, my jaw is aching after dentist surgery (my mum is dental professor in China). More painkillers. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It doesn't matter. It's happening. It will be positive, because Britain is better than the dreadful EU. End of disc… 8 weeks ago Reply
DKBtv RT : OMG. Check out the source of #skillz 8 weeks ago Reply
mislenwow RT : gyűjtése. Erre nincsenek szavak. #epikrekt 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 8 weeks ago Reply
oliward I've just got a free first aid kit for my car from Ling at on her beautiful website: 8 weeks ago Reply
develop_me_uk RT : OMG. Check out the source of #skillz 8 weeks ago Reply
oliward OMG. Check out the source of #skillz 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jeez, talking the UK down, being ultra neg... I'm in China, most people think UK done really well to be brave to Br… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I mean, how lucky there is no "Yellow Lives Matter" movement, or my near killing of the 3 Chinese cyclists might ha… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ai! I was just turning left in Chengdu, when your "texting" tweet made me lose concentration. Knocked 3 cyclists, L… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DA - doesn't it occur to anyone at Lloyds that forcing boring surveys with no easy exit just MIGHT piss people (pay… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DA, fundementally, I'd add -who (the fu*k) wants to do long boring survey? Remember I'm paying for it. Lloyds need… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DA, I am in China at the mo, logging in via UK by a VPN, so an annoying long survey that is hard to dismiss drives… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DA, guess my point is, I pay a lot for banking services, why can't they be friendly, efficient, nice? Instead of fr… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS DA, I love the "again" comment, like I am an awkward repeat moaner. :) Maybe I just read it the wrong way, heh 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 1) log into banking 2) annoying survey appears 3) says "close in normal way" 4) there is no "X" to exit unwanted su… 8 weeks ago Reply
AskLloydsBank Hi again. That's not good. Could you provide more info on the issues you're experiencing? ^DA 8 weeks ago Reply
SmartMoneyPPL Damning words, and a lot of our community would agree with that. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Software and systems-wise, the whole banking sector is outrageously poor. And the total reluctance to admit softwar… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, frankly, they are all pretty similar and shit. Old software, no friendly stuff, worrying insecurities, silly ru… 8 weeks ago Reply
BritBankAwards love your site Ling! Please share your thoughts on your financial providers and help others 8 weeks ago Reply
delboy1978uk CTRL-W? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Survey you must be annoying EVERY USER with that poorly coded "compulsory" multipage survey, why not engage brains when deployed? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey this online survey REALLY ANNOYING "please close this window in the normal way." - there's no bloody close button! Grrr 8 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes quit making me drool on my keyboard! Some day I will go to China and eat all the foods. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently under test, live stream at 1080p is proving reliable. Staff are in rehearsals. I've built TV studio. Wait wait, show in 10 days! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new LIVE daily streaming show just 10-days from soft launch. Tune in to YT stream, and get lovely surprise. Coming soon (not on Amazon :) 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Eating boiled dumplings tonight, as they are soft. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just delivered a Merki Derki C-Class Estate 3.0 i V6 (367bhp) C43 4Matic. In BALAAAACK. Fast as *uck, as they say in German :) hahaha. 8 weeks ago Reply
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stommepoes so did you load up on tasty foods before going to the dentist? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS China is a bit shitty with pollution, attitudes, freedoms and so on, but the food is great. Getting dental implant today so: mmmMMmm mmMoOW! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wins "Weakest Tweet of the Week" prize. Especially poor if this reflects the marketing curriculum at Newcastle Busi… 8 weeks ago Reply
maxx0r reminded me of Ling's Cars 8 weeks ago Reply
andygambles cost me £212 to go to London at short notice or £30 if I can book 12 weeks in advance. Same train! 8 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell It's frighteningly common for people to use an elderly/sick relative, as a way of getting a cheap subsidised car 8 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell Drive round a sink estate and there are a staggeringly large number of newer cars bought on mobility scheme 8 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk £5k will get you a decent Golf! 8 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Oh yes, yet more unnecessary government spending 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, the mega-stupid plan of a high-speed line to Birmingham from London will solve that issue for you :) 8 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk It's my recent experience on an overcrowded train... 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "decent £5k car" ... what are you, a pauper? Who wants to commute in an old banger like that? I can smell the inter… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are on a real rant this morning. :) 8 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk Every idiot already has one! 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Agree, bit of blood adds flavour to the beans. 8 weeks ago Reply
Petterroea Can't they just let them cut their hands and learn from their mistakes? You can't say you have lived without a few bruises. 8 weeks ago Reply
speedmonkeycouk £50 fuel. Ok I could run a decent £5k car for total £1k a year. That's around £70/week in other running costs. Total £120/week. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If private cars were subsidised, then EVERY idiot could have one. And you wouldn't have any road left to drive it o… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, West Berkshire is such a fu*king deprived area. :) You are soooo funny. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rubbish, you have to buy the car, fuel it, run it, depreciate it, park it, wash it, insure it... and you do that fo… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, so you are "Fair Tax Mark Ltd [is] a not-for-profit Community Benefit Society" ..so with no profits, you pay no corp tax? 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The ASA looks like a set of arsholes with the Heinz tin thing. Here's my own run in with ASA 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Repeat customer: IT Director of a £700,000,000 turnover company now getting second car from me. Website critics, shove that up your arse :) 8 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS TV company been in touch re. my local village clean up (Clare) for "new series for major TV channel" - and I'm in China, hmm. Possibly =yes 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In China. Middle of night. Can't sleep, the air is thick with some chemical smell, probably killing me. Polluted like hell here. Vomit. 8 weeks ago Reply
jke RT : Nachlese vom #bcrm16 - diese Website MUSS man gesehen haben: ► Danke an für diesen Tip… 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, a lot of people are sick of leftist liberal twaddle, sounds great but never any results. They want strong lea… 8 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR actual lol 8 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS You're getting there, slowly. Is this a 100-part tweet? I am at part-8 and need to go for a shit, now. 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmmm, similar air quality in Middlesbrough and China. ie SHITE. :) 8 weeks ago Reply
Daz_Mansfield bloody hell I'll recall the search party, someone said you'd gone to Middlesbrough.... We were really worried 8 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm quiet because I'm in China; can't access Twitter without using my bloody VPN. Just in case anyone thought I died, and celebrated early. 8 weeks ago Reply
DerEntspannende RT : Nachlese vom #bcrm16 - diese Website MUSS man gesehen haben: ► Danke an für diesen Tip… 8 weeks ago Reply
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stommepoes smart to go to dentist in China. Now you won't have British teeth. 9 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes wait you sell 747s too?? damn you're good 9 weeks ago Reply
all_airlines KLM: LINGsCARS And enjoy Chinese food everyday once your pain is gone! hummnnnn, yummy! See you soon on board, Ling!:) 9 weeks ago Reply
KLM And enjoy Chinese food everyday once your pain is gone! hummnnnn, yummy! See you soon on board, Ling!:) 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today, I fly to China. See my family and visit the dentist. Looking forward to flight to Chengdu. One of my customers is KLM 747 pilot. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, my Spanish employee Daniel thought you had a bad keyboard :) 9 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Grassy arse :) Your Spanish grammar is really quite strange. 9 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Ian, my cars are NOT *ucked, if that helps :) 9 weeks ago Reply
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luke_redroot Taking a moment to appreciate the fact that still exists, and still gets ~ 120K visits a month 9 weeks ago Reply
wonkana there's a guy who does Newsnight now and again and he too is about as far removed from impartial as it's possible to be.Dreadful. 9 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Hmm, every day in our office. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Noooooo, don't mention this to the remoaners. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will comment on your tweet about your article. Comment: "Dear EU, fu*k off." Thank you. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I VILL TRANSLATE: Ze bloody Mme Le Pen needs to be kept in her box, and ze only way I can think to do zis is to use… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I VILL TRANSLATE: Our nondescript country has said to Lordski Putinovich that we will not rock his aircraft carrier… 9 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I'll TRANSLATE AGAIN: Let Turkey join ZE EU or VE VILL send more refugees and Frau Merkel will lose ZE ELECTION. Ac… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will translate...What Germany means: Dear Turkey, bitter don't send more of ZE REFUGEES as Frau Merkel cannot VIN… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ha, Trump has last laugh "More than half of the anti-Trump protesters arrested in Portland didn’t vote" -the idiots. 9 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes "wannabe nazis but more fat and way less spiffy dress style"? :P 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They well might, but they are not Nazis. Of course... Apply some common sense. They are 1) idiots, 2) idiots, 3) id… 9 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes They're calling themselves The American Nazi Party. I would assume they want to be called Nazis then? 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They are not "THE NAZIS". The Nazis were Germans in the '30s and '40s who wore very smart uniforms. These are Ameri… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is there a pick-up version with an optional machine-gun mount? 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's OK, you can remove your stab vest... :) 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS hahahahaha. 9 weeks ago Reply
SimonZerafa All in good humour 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here we go again: how so-called neutral TV presenters are continuing to bang on with Project Fear. Get a grip and g… 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Tutorial in how to bore people to death in 10 seconds. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ridiculous. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks so much for you vote of support :) ... I think. 9 weeks ago Reply
RossTullochUX RT : Just got a shoutout from web legend, Ling Valentine of Ling's Cars. I can officially quit the internet and die happy now.… 9 weeks ago Reply
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SimonZerafa Nope, has that honour 9 weeks ago Reply
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timfuell good stuff. Was getting worried. You'd been quiet 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Business good, life great :) Everything going to plan. 9 weeks ago Reply
Wortish RT : They are complaining of droughts in Africa, but I thought that when cows lie down it means it's going to rain? 9 weeks ago Reply
timfuell really? a trusted source and not flagged this end. Thanks for the heads up though. How's business? 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The link you attached is an attack page. According to Firefox. Have you been hacked? 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The best thing about after 11th November is that all the ridiculous free digital "I care more than you" poppies disappear from Twitter. 9 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS They are complaining of droughts in Africa, but I thought that when cows lie down it means it's going to rain? 9 weeks ago Reply
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cheshire_lion Я нашла лучший сайт на свете. 9 weeks ago Reply
stommepoes they should have made the Göring one fatter. 9 weeks ago Reply
mattboultby1971 we don't have proportional representation in the UK so we can hardly call America 10 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG If HC had won in same circumstances & you'd have made same criticism is the point valid. Otherwise just sour grapes 10 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG I agree. I'm buggered if I know how to stop it. Must figure it out. Sorry for sending this nonsense. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Allowing services to send these automated tweets in your name, just makes you sound a knob. I think you'll agree, d… 10 weeks ago Reply
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jimreidvehicle yes it was a love letter along! How's business with you? 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I thought you sent some whining letter? 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Right, so now you want to change the US electoral system, because your favoured candidate lost. You sure there's no… 10 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS HMS Brexit McTrumpface? 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, well done Boris. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Quite correct, Boris. fu*k the EU. Ridiculous meeting. 10 weeks ago Reply
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TryBern Bare sånn by the way 10 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR time for all voices to be heard. The experiment in suppressing hideous people has failed 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Indeed, but I hope your English teacher is not swearing at the Tweet from Charles. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why wouldn't it be the case that illegal immigrants should be deported? To allow them to stay, it makes a mockery of people who follow rules 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Skoda Yeti customer from Scotland says "All businesses should take a leaf out of your book for efficiency and simplicity of the transaction" 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unless they were captured and help prisoner :) heh 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hair force one! No, you *uck off. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is the same argument Russia uses, and (especially) China uses to keep the existing regimes and systems. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Normal countries with the voices of normal people will be "unleashed". However, if they are held hostage, things li… 10 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR it's a shit system. I just worry about what's unleashed when it's dismantled 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...and it will be completely the EU's fault (along with failed left-wing Frenchies) for not allowing the people (of… 10 weeks ago Reply
MikeH_PR I think you're right 10 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Yep - we need a LOAD more pics. Need to speak to Ruth :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Get Ruth on the case... also consider black text and more pics. Just saying :) 10 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst It is, but we didn’t pay for it, so I’m still happy! 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jamie, steady on, it's paid content. :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, they will *ucking LOVE YOU in France. But hurry up because next year is the year of Marine Le Pen. 10 weeks ago Reply
ivorjetski lol, It's got to be Punk web. is the master of this... Create something so bad that everyone talks about 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This submersible drone is fantastic. I spent time with the inventors at Oslo Innovation Week. They found a shopping… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How the f*ck is this the UX awards, if you have to EXPLAIN how to vote on the slide? #ukuxawards 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wasn't I nominated? How can you ignore the best UX of any website in the UK? 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then, you should have got more of your friends across the country to vote Democrat. Issue with US healthcare (& gun… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have any of those idiotic Democrat celebs left the USA , yet? As promised... 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS More people voted for Trump - WHERE IT MATTERED :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Grassy ass. I don't dismiss it... but the main point is M-A-K-E M-O-N-E-Y. :) 10 weeks ago Reply
organised your unique aesthetic is part of the appeal of the site / your brand why would you dismiss it Ling. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS He's (arguably) the most successful politician of his lifetime. Delivered exactly what he said. Is an elected MEP.… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are being a bit prissy, S. Perez. I'm unsure what's wrong with the Trump wall, to stop ILLEGAL immigrants... 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks, Lauren. However, if your "tutors" think my website is *bad*, maybe I should send my bank statement and they… 10 weeks ago Reply
LaurenHeywood Everyone in the room thought it was amazing, site code with face etched in it! 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha, what makes a bad commercial website is one that doesn't make money. I make a lot, so how do the iiiidiots… 10 weeks ago Reply
LaurenHeywood A: "Too much text" "Hard to navigate" #DoOO Example shown to us is the gif fantastic LingsCars 10 weeks ago Reply
SRowlands73 ...a £5 bet on Leicester winning Premiership, #Brexit and winning would have netted £12.5 MILLION ! 10 weeks ago Reply
jaspro101 Yes i am. But leaving is not an option i think 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, correct. I forgot the Dutch. They are already quite pissed off with the EU. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why (the fuc*) do your US friends need a silver lining? Trump will gold plate everything :) Anyway, thank God it wa… 10 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell 4: Geert Wilders 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Please will someone pay attention and write this down. 1) Brexit, 2) DJ Trump, 3) M LePen. ... Ling prediction for 2017. 10 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Your tweets brighten up my day Ling 10 weeks ago Reply
dawsonyweb Lol 10 weeks ago Reply
InvictaChamber Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hypocritical? Maybe you are only Tweeting about the frog because it's "cute"? Big eyes? Hmmm. What if it was a cock… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm waiting for someone to complain this is racist... :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wear two pairs of underpants on the flight over... just in case. 10 weeks ago Reply
jmspool Sorry I asked. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS But, you need to get a grip. Trump won. Accept, go forward. His UX (and hair) was FAR FAR better than Clinton's, yo… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jared, hi. Brexit (for me) is brilliant, I was 100% in favour and promoted it. EU is pants.Quite a few people like… 10 weeks ago Reply
jmspool How’s Brexit working for you? 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS These people are frightened of themselves... 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well Jared, then more people should have got off their fat asses and voted Hillary. But, they didn't. So suck it up… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ***NEW COLUMN*** Madonna's offer to give free oral sex to anyone who voted Hillary may have swung it Trump's way. https:/… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In Aug I did a talk in Oslo. 8 other speakers, all American. All said Trump would not win. I told them all, they were blind. Now...they see? 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My one small criticism of Trump, is that he keeps insisting on saying "bigly". Apart from that, everything is GREAT, FOLKS :) 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Paul, all that's happened is that he won and she lost. It's quite standard, usually he, he (not he, she). He was mo… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS On a scale of 1 to 10, that's a 7.5 I think :) Ring the bell. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The Christians won that little point-scoring exercise then. You should be very happy. God 1, Allah 0. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Every human being is "morally and ethically wrong", most quite often. I think you might be well meaning but a littl… 10 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 Not offended. I just know when something is morally and ethically wrong. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I HAVE A CREASE MISSING IN MY EYELIDS. And some psoriasis on my elbows which I'm self-conscious of. Please pass the… 10 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 are you seriously condoning mocking kids with disabilities because "they need to learn"? 10 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 What would you know about growing up with disability? Good grief try some empathy for a change 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh pssssh. You just want to be mortally offended by everything. You'd be offended if you weren't offended by someth… 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rubbish. These kids need to know they live in the real world. How much cotton wool can you wrap them up in? Of cour… 10 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 He wasnt joking. 10 weeks ago Reply
tomsharp85 I've called a woman a fat pug 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well good for him, tell him to have a go back at Trump instead of being a "victim". 10 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 all Trump dies is maje it 19 times harder for every "different" kid in the playground. 10 weeks ago Reply
ptvriana "there's no person who hasn't said embarrassing things, privately." okay but not everyone is trying to be the president 10 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 the dusabked man did stand up for himself.he rise against the odds to become an award einning journakist 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS OF COURSE THEY HAVE. Women joke about this stuff all the time, amongst themselves especially. For fu*k's sake, you… 10 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 no. They havent. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nigel, Bernie Sanders lost. The only thing that matters is who won. That was DJ Trump. He's DA MAN, now. 10 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *Every* woman has at some stage joked about an ugly man, made a cock joke. The disabled person needs to stand up fo… 10 weeks ago Reply