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ukbudget2014 Newsy TRICKLE: Million Ebola vaccine doses for 2015 2 hours ago Reply
ukbudget2014 NEWS from China: Tesla Motors : TESLA OPENS FIRST SUPERCHARGER IN ethnic... 3 hours ago Reply
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northo Thoroughly enjoying your Lingo system. Very good. 11 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : #WearItPink We have lots of pink in the office today. >> Shame you couldn't be arsed to re-colour your website :) 12 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : charming! >> You're a bit late to the party... a bit like floors :) 12 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You like bubble tea? We're serving Taiwan Bubble Tea! > Always liked toad eggs 12 hours ago Reply
UsedCars4SaleUK RT : but Have YOU tried them :) #Snakes #reptiles ... just the thought makes me shuddddddddeerr… 12 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : LOT worry about MPG, cost of Road tax but forget depreciation ! > They get PCPs wrong, too. 12 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Audi website "Learn more about TT" ... it's *THE* TT, *THE* bloody TT. It's a car, not a human. Like THE iPhone, you don't look for "iPhone" 12 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thinking of copying s fanfare when they land, but replacing the voice over with "Another new car delivered on time from LINGsCARS" 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Virgin Airline's campaign is quite super. 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 18 companies with brilliant digital strategies feat. Ling's Cars *rolls eyes* 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> You publicly slag and then at the MEREST hint of criticism, go bananas. :) Buy a thicker skin. 13 hours ago Reply
jimreidvehicle hahahahaha you are funny 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : off your soap Box Ling and jump back into it! >> Lemons! Lemons! Get your Scottish lemons here. 13 hours ago Reply
jimreidvehicle off your soap Box Ling and jump back into it! I'll help nail done the top with nails from 13 hours ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 we are actually using a local flooring company for all the work apart form some of the work which they can't do! 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling let's face it, you are a joke! So go do something productive- > The happy face of Scotland 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings words of wisdom? > Yep- you extol the benefits of smaller indi car dealers, then trot to giant DIY co. 13 hours ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 Ling let's face it, you are a joke! So go do something productive with your day for a change! 13 hours ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 RT : I know they work like a broker ! Should have went direct to manufacturer my mistake 13 hours ago Reply
jimreidvehicle I know they work like a broker ! Should have went direct to manufacturer my mistake 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : is that from Ling's words of wisdom? >> Yes, need to make better supplier choices. Rely on B&Q? A joke. 13 hours ago Reply
jimreidvehicle is that from Ling's words of wisdom? 13 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : What a disgrace . let newly married & >> B&Q the well known flooring company. Right. 13 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I wish more people would try and push the limits of what's possible, instead of just making an average job of what's available. Bah. 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Interactive: ... say "dickhead" and see a penis appear above operative. Say shit and a dog will assist you by pooing, live. 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one has tried to use interactive web-chat like this, before. It means customers see live stuff behind operative, so say Fiesta see Fiesta 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Next week, office is cleared of furniture and shit, then "clothes rails" holding 8 x 50" TVs brought in behind each bank of staff. 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS My latest investment 8 x 50" TVs and 8 x Nettops to run them, to enable live, interactive backgrounds to website chat. Will be world-leading 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think I'll finish this months invoicing about £10,000 up on October last year. Based on the cars still to deliver, will be record October. 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS Got another 41 deliveries (more will be added next week) left for October. Bloody busy. It's like juggling a snooker table of balls. 13 hours ago Reply
LINGsCARS "The meal for the American passenger in row 15" Christine offers a VERY Big Mac. 13 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Lings cars... Wow, just wow xD >> Wow is a great word, it spells backwards and prevents you typing more complicated words. 14 hours ago Reply
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chrissuperduper I use this site for most, if not all of my design inspiration: 1 day ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : but Have YOU tried them :) >> Snake is OK, the alcohol it's in is VILE. 50% battery acid. 1 day ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : but Have YOU tried them :) #Snakes #reptiles ... just the thought makes me shuddddddddeerr… 1 day ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? >> They do a "snake" one in China … 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Off to Manningham now for a meeting.... >>> Right, heh. That involving £25, a condom and a ratty old crow called "Betty"? 1 day ago Reply
specialistcars1 but Have YOU tried them :) #Snakes #reptiles ... just the thought makes me shuddddddddeerrrrr ! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We'll decide on a European policy on #climate change in this EuroCouncil. #EUCO >> Except the UK of course 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? >> They do a "snake" one in China which is popular 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice little link I found. No other motor dealer ever knows if they have links, except dodgy "recommend site" ones. 1 day ago Reply
UsedCars4SaleUK RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? 1 day ago Reply
SergioSalamon Voy a fusilar esta home y hacer un A/B sólo por curiosidad. 1 day ago Reply
Cloberfieldauto RT : Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? 1 day ago Reply
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specialistcars1 Definitely No ! wonder if tried these ? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : . and are going out for a WALK!!! >> Now is the time to lock the doors. 1 day ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Lego, Asos, Argos, Walmart, VW, Ikea... have "Brilliant Digital Staregies". And the list of 18 includes me! Look! 1 day ago Reply
stuartgh I was once knocked off my bicycle by a taxi driver called Mr Valentine! I was head over heels in love:-) 1 day ago Reply
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RaviGopar I made it onto the live feed on the ..... oh the #irony. #website #LOL 1 day ago Reply
SIMONBALLANTYNE RT : Here is one of VehicleWallArt's cars: 1 day ago Reply
beaton_bruce no sweat 1 day ago Reply
martinbean Better the roll holder and not the toilet itself /cc 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have 377 customers "in my pot" between signing an order for a new car and taking delivery. Should keep me going until Ebola breaks out. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ..please tweet us during the day if you need any assistance. > My toilet roll holder is jammed. Damn that Andrex. Can you help? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Woman covers her car in human hair > ..and the hairs on her dicky-di-do went down to her wheels... 1 day ago Reply
thanksforallthe RT : Here is one of VehicleWallArt's cars: 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Visitor on my website, chatting, calls him/herself SHITTY McSHITTY. Look at DNS, is from Stanford University! Idiot. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is one of VehicleWallArt's cars: 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS This pal of mine, Danny, has started selling car shells "wall art" - website needs work but product is EXCELLENT. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Be careful who you call your friends. Better to have 4 quarters than 100 pennies. >> Not in the UK. We don't have quarters. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS My web visits are currently 7% up on the same day last month. Up is good. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but the drawback of a 4 year deal the warranty expiry and need for MOT >> Correct. 1 day ago Reply
richardjgooch but the drawback of a 4 year deal the warranty expiry and need for MOT 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow - good deals on Focus ST! >> yes, but Twitter's not great for discussing cars, not enough chars. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and please send link! >> 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : any cheaper on a two year? >> No, is cheaper on 4-year 1 day ago Reply
brantazabra Эталонно! :D / 1 day ago Reply
northo Wow - good deals on Focus ST! 2 days ago Reply
jamesbavington This takes me back to the late nineties! We should get this into a museum alongside 2 days ago Reply
northo and please send link! 2 days ago Reply
northo any cheaper on a two year? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Any good deals on A class Merc at the moment? >> Cheapest 3yr 1.5D is £285.60/mth inc vat 2 days ago Reply
northo Any good deals on A class Merc at the moment? 2 days ago Reply
eyelock Best site on the internet (HT to Seth) 2 days ago Reply
GuyHAnderson pmsl - I've a feeling it was meant in a semi-affectionate way 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : she was on dragons den. Mad as a box of frogs > Thanks SO much :) 2 days ago Reply
nurome86 Diseño de paginas web, ejemplo de las que #no se debe hacer #activate #horror #topten china 2 days ago Reply
MatthewGJensen clearly Spain's foremost airport transfers driver. 2 days ago Reply
Momomie1 help me 2 days ago Reply
ItsTheBrandi That's all. 2 days ago Reply
SEOBod take care, it's windy out there 3 days ago Reply
Raphaelite_Girl Here it is. Lings Cars: 3 days ago Reply
grumbo I notice Fang, your new Alsation guard dog has a Chinese name, meaning sweet-smelling and pronounced fong. Does Lings' Fong Pong? 3 days ago Reply
MatthewGJensen - that blog goes out to them :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : However there are sites with 40-60k visits per week that are not thriving. >> Eeeek, they need a kick. 3 days ago Reply
MatthewGJensen low hanging fruit, abundant supply, I totally agree. However there are sites with 40-60k visits per week that are not thriving. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Still £20k ahead of last years sales, to date in October. So, what a fantastic month. While Germany struggles, I thrive. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : it depends - niche business are only ever going to attract modest audiences > They need to get out more. 3 days ago Reply
MatthewGJensen trying to convert a larger % of high traffic is called a rich mans dilemma :) 3 days ago Reply
MatthewGJensen it depends - niche business are only ever going to attract modest audiences, there they need to convert a larger % to thrive. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but imagine if you converted a big % :) >> Low % of high traffic is also more stable, & cheaper to harvest 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but imagine if you converted a big % :) >> Big % of low traffic is poxy. Small % of high traffic is great. 3 days ago Reply
MatthewGJensen but imagine if you converted a big % :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Haha - - you do need both. If you have high traffic, converting a small % is easier. >> :) Indeed. 3 days ago Reply
MatthewGJensen Haha - forgive the attention grabbing headline - you do need both. If you have high traffic, converting a small % is easier. 3 days ago Reply
motivationco technically the flow is; Marketing, Traffic, Conversion and sadly analysis then refinement then cakes or worse 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Conversion, Not Traffic, is Key >> This is what people say when they don't have traffic. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Conversion, Not Traffic is Key > Utterly wrong. Traffic is key. You can't convert without traffic 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's very windy out there please take care on the roads >> Normally, we don't take care and just kill ourselves. Not today 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's very windy out there today please take care on the roads #HurricaneGonzalo >> Is EVERYONE that stupid not to notice? 3 days ago Reply
SEOBod take care, it's windy out there 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Bleugh. So many amateur weather-forecasters saying "it's windy, so take care". Patronising bastards. I say "it's windy, so fuc* off" to them 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, staff webcams will look at staff with big TV behind them, and will use pics, keywords and phrases and images (eg: knobhead) to interact 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS 7 x ASUS chromeboxes arrive to power my operative-TVs... which will be used BEHIND my staff, so webcams can interact when chatting customers 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS The gale-force winds are not affecting my website. Why bother trekking to a wet and windy dealer when on-line is SO MUCH more reliable. 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's the better deal option 2014 qashqai acenta premium or 2015 n-Tec >> Scott, pls email sales at lingscars dot com 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Still want to replace the silver bomb with car from > Have any coloured bomb you want :) 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's your email? >> sales at lingscars dot com 3 days ago Reply
AngriestCarp Hey , you do design stuff right? Can I get your opinion on this? 3 days ago Reply
iamnader Kapost is redesigning our UI. This is our inspiration: 3 days ago Reply
MartijnGizmo RT : Zomaar een website van een Chinese autoleasemaatschappij.... WTF in het kwadraat. 3 days ago Reply
chrisdane97 what's your email? 3 days ago Reply
chrisdane97 Still want to replace the silver bomb with a car from 3 days ago Reply
wouterdb92 Zomaar een website van een Chinese autoleasemaatschappij.... WTF in het kwadraat. 3 days ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Otherwise i think i may have trolled, specsavers, we buy any car, gocompare, etc theyre going to throw the key away arent they? 4 days ago Reply
Jeroen_vLoon A art student of mine gave this website as an example of bad alignment... - 4 days ago Reply
sah14 what's the better deal option 2014 qashqai acenta premium or 2015 n-Tec 4 days ago Reply
Pabregas it's ok I emailed you before and you have replied thanks anyway 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : hi I had an interview last week >> Brett, still umming and aaaahing. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : best job add ever. Do you do competency based interviews and psychometric assessments? >> No :) 4 days ago Reply
Pabregas hi I had an interview last week just wondered if you had email back yet as emails werent working that well 4 days ago Reply
the_laugher No habéis visto webs raras hasta que habéis entrado aquí --> 4 days ago Reply
Nortrad best job add ever. Do you do competency based interviews and psychometric assessments? 4 days ago Reply
floppe Vous avez besoin d'une tite bagnole ? :-)))) (j'ai bien ri !!) 4 days ago Reply
grumbo RT : Here is me with new dog, Fang. Dog is the German one. I am the Chinese one. 4 days ago Reply
DTCMedia Thanks dames. Bij deze de bronvermelding van autoverkoopsite : 4 days ago Reply
stujbanderson The Stu Anderson Daily is out! Stories via 4 days ago Reply
Elvira_w RT : Online autoverkoop in China? Kijk en oordeel zelf. #automotive Zouden jullie het ook zo doen? 4 days ago Reply
DriverdealsUK RT : RT : Good point. I'll take that from you and your 49.7K tweets! >> Hahahaha :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am recruiting. Customer admin people required. Gateshead. Would suit good looking people with brains. If you want a job, email me. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sounds like a great place to work. >> Of course it is! 4 days ago Reply
jeffscruff Sounds like a great place to work. 4 days ago Reply
DomPeppiatt the tech department has just discovered - flashbacks to about this time last year 4 days ago Reply
SonjaJefferson What, another one! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS 300 to go and I *MUST* win a prize! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good point. I'll take that from you and your 49.7K tweets! >> Hahahaha :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS 'If You Don't Like Trolling, Get Off Twitter!' Excellent bit of sensible TV from 4 days ago Reply
SonjaJefferson Good point. I'll take that from you and your 49.7K tweets! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Yeah - that's the easy bit! >> Well... :) Use the Tweet as the first sentence of the blog article. 4 days ago Reply
SonjaJefferson Yeah - that's the easy bit! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : found a lot of page lag comes from social sharing buttons, can take an age to load > Need a self-hosted gif saying "*uckTwitter" 4 days ago Reply
richms tv's are cheaper than fancy wallpaper now... 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Staff "background" TVs have arrived. Now have 8 x 50" TVs in my office. That's approx 10,000mm of TVs. That's a lot of pixel/millimetres. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow - the Bentley smartphone has "Diamond Knurled Titanium Side Rails" > One for ? 4 days ago Reply
mikechitty send hm my way.... 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "please" >>> Heh. He probably needs an inclusive management course, explaining the benefits and opportunities. 4 days ago Reply
geake you'll probably find a harness easier with a dog of that size. Chokers tend to snag where harnesses pinch their shoulders back 4 days ago Reply
mikechitty "please" 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How do you start a blog article? I often struggle with the first sentence. >> You've managed 11,000+ Tweets, no problem. 4 days ago Reply
beaton_bruce ah shepherds pie 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's the use of a guard dog if it's chained up? You want that bugger to roam! > Eventually yes. 4 days ago Reply
geake what's the use of a guard dog if it's chained up? You want that bugger to roam! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'd drop the chain choker collar if I were you >> Chain is good, it means I can chain it up. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Which bit of "please *uck off" doesn't Barroso understand? 4 days ago Reply
lakey Marvellous... and such a fantastically loyal breed. Great name too! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS My chickens, on Saturday... nice pic. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Amazed your site still held up by the design cognoscenti as bad practice > Idiot lazy journos 4 days ago Reply
stevecarpenter Amazed your site is still held up by the design cognoscenti as bad practice. Completely misses the point 4 days ago Reply
geake I'd drop the chain choker collar if I were you 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is me with new dog, Fang. Dog is the German one. I am the Chinese one. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice pic of Ya Jun (air hostess from my website FAQs) and my new dog, Fang. Yesterday. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS "We will print pictures of websites on paper, then sell it (at £5.99 eek) to people who design websites for a living" LOL 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Luddites prints my website in their mag. LOL. There is something anal about a "web", err, magazine 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS I see I am in again, as an example of how NOT to use colour: IDIOTS 4 days ago Reply
DTCMedia Online autoverkoop in China? Kijk en oordeel zelf. #automotive Zouden jullie het ook zo doen? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Barclaycard Security [naplicao.brazhost.com.br] - heh. Idiots. 4 days ago Reply
bent_os RT : I try to explain the differences between the UK and USA of a US Car Dealer board: ... how close am I? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS These people, who just work for a company, who claim to be experts, then gob off & affect sales of independent businesses drive me INSANE. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS "I'm going to make up stuff about car sales, for the Daily Telegraph, then COMPLETELY IGNORE the person it hurts when asked to take it back" 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS You say untrue rubbish in DT that screws with my business, then you go utterly silent when asked to admit it was a fabrication. 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Have you managed to admit you were saying rubbish in the Daily Telegraph when you said nearly-new PCPs were cheaper than new? 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hehe love this concept; LingsCars. Doing everything wrong with webdesign #webdesign > Yes. All wrong. 4 days ago Reply
bent_os RT : RT : IT CAME 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Only £850 of Gross Profit sales this morning. But, I'm still £20k ahead of this day last October :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : IT CAME 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : There's no place to buy cars like >> Thanks so much :) 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice little linky of YaJun on a Russian Joomla forum this morning. Every little link helps :) 4 days ago Reply
bgrapes We are discussing in my UX class this week. How have I not seen this before? This is amazing. 4 days ago Reply
zempt Un ejemplo de página con interfaz no explorable: (Es de verdad, y no les debe ir nada mal. Para quejarnos de Renfe). 5 days ago Reply
ilusi0n_ best web page ever 5 days ago Reply
SBSussex RT : Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of … She really is a one-off… 5 days ago Reply
Sacharified I know where I'm buying my next car That's a website that says "quality you can trust" 5 days ago Reply
WayAboveSociety RT : best website i've ever seen 5 days ago Reply
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ufarrochil You know you have diesel Porsche Boxsters listed on your site? I’m not so sure Porsche have ever made them… 1 week ago Reply
boko6565 RT : Bask in the majesty that is 1 week ago Reply
agencypja A car, a chicken, and the absolute craziest website you'll ever see 1 week ago Reply
HiroRwar Bask in the majesty that is 1 week ago Reply
HiroRwar Reminder that is a real website. 1 week ago Reply
ossianbg RT : Best website ever. 1 week ago Reply
Ledinax Best website ever. 1 week ago Reply
ErikvBel Ling is de man, gave #website niet druk #voorbeeld mobiel versie 1 week ago Reply
JennyTheolin This website. 1 week ago Reply
LeeYing101 what do you think of this article on automatic vs stick shift? 1 week ago Reply
BKKJase Meanwhile, on the internet… 2 weeks ago Reply
vertumotors apparently we open from morning till night late on Live Chat or will be when fully up and running. So far so good. 2 weeks ago Reply
turkishdlite Debating whether to turn my portfolio into something like this: only responsive...thoughts? 2 weeks ago Reply
anderskravis This website... Just can't stop staring 2 weeks ago Reply
Lach840 most cluttered web site ever: 2 weeks ago Reply
randallbell that deal I was on about, its mental: 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News gorge: Lightning damage ‘worst in 20 years’ 2 weeks ago Reply
NemoNetUK We have no words... 2 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : RT : This is how UKIP voted in the EU 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News THRUST: VIDEO: Should bloody annoying Blitish screen passengers for... 2 weeks ago Reply
ThomasDeViking Een verloren kunstvorm. 2 weeks ago Reply
Boo_Hadlay When will your fav? This website has it all. No really, it has EVERYTHING. 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 News bleat: bloody annoying Blitish Ebola screening announcement due 2 weeks ago Reply
derpeon MY KINDA WEBSITE 2 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner just send a turd in a box 2 weeks ago Reply
karen_hackett I really hope not! Think he is stuck outside the back door 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton you are so last year, we have drones for that now, and they dont need any one to go in and lay the track 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Mercedes CLA-Class Leasing Cheap £522.00 inc VAT 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and what you going to do with it > Use it to combat the spread of Ebola by sending needle into tent on a car? 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton and what you going to do with it 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : hows your scalextric coming along? >> All filmed inc Capri, SD1, Metro, caravan and horsebox. 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton hows your scalextric coming along? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : and i only read yours to see if you eventually say something complimentary about garages, >> Nah, all crooks. 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton and i only read yours to see if you eventually say something complimentary about garages, 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Theres only you that reads my tweets, 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We're just about to announce a special event for dealers >>> Ooooh, will it cost £££s? I like things that cost £££s. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : It's not a pleasant feeling waking up in a UK you like even less > Democracy is such a pisser when you lose, eh? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Haha. always wants us to set up such a service >So incredibly obvious. Big demand 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : acquiring recipient! > Course you would. They'd send dead flowers to everyone THEY hate 2 weeks ago Reply
willwynne ... not sure we'd do so well in acquiring the recipient! We prefer recipients to become advocates. :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
willwynne as whilst we might service a need on one end of the delivery... 2 weeks ago Reply
willwynne Haha. always wants us to set up such a service but funnily enough we've been a bit reticent. 2 weeks ago Reply
mikechitty 6 billion hours of video and there is nothing on? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If you had to recommend one youtube/vimeo/similar video on innovation to practicing managers > No one watches that rubbish! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is really very clever, and nice music too. Who needs the AA? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dogs dancing cos it's Friday is the best :) >> Is that dog in a microwave? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : can pull some blooms out of the bin for you > A lovely website 2 weeks ago Reply
sparky000 I'm sure that can pull some blooms out of the bin for you 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is there a service where you can send a bouquet of dying and very wilted skanky flowers to someone you don't like much? 2 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman This is also the approach taken by that Cameron bloke. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A car dealer's guide to using Twitter: 1) ONLY TALK ABOUT YOURSELF, 2) POST REPEATED ADVERTS, 3) SPAM EVERYONE TO fu*k, 4) NEVER RESPOND. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : So who's not on our e-mail newsletter list? Why not? Join now.... >> And eat SPAAAAAAAM 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dear cyberspace diary, I have finally seen the workmen >>> Due to BC tweets, Twitter is to be renamed MOANER, shock! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is how UKIP voted in the EU > Probably because it should be decided nationally, not by the EU. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The strangest actually useful site on Internet, Ling's Cars. > Indiana? INDIANA? ...gets out ukelele 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seriously need to get on with webcam shit. Can't have beating me. New Fujitsu arrived. Rig it up for webcams. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Dan got balloons for his birthday > Never mind his birthday, what about my live-chat? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Greek riot-dog dies. This is a kind of shame... 2 weeks ago Reply
PhilBuchan09 8am?! That's a late start.... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 8am and I already have £1745 of sales gross profit on my giant TV-wall. Roll on 9am when the rest of the motor trade decides to clock-on. 2 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : can i marry your website please? >> Now, you are just being silly. It's in a long-term relationship with Google! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS To and congratulations on a superb result. And Heywood & Middleton too. 2 weeks ago Reply
richms Probably leave at 5:30 as well. Most people cant piss around on live chat at work. Like they cant phone. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have now launched #livechat on all our websites >> But you need people online at 7am. Web does not start at 9 o'clock. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have now launched #livechat on all our websites >> Will be interactive, ie background will respond to customer chat 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : we have now launched #livechat on all our websites >> I am developing live cameras, backgrounds and operators. Nearly there 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : baws.why is idiot point always magically set at £120. >> because below that, I get double-idiots. Poundland fodder. 2 weeks ago Reply
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123doors RT : The strangest actually useful site on the Internet, Ling's Cars. 2 weeks ago Reply
_zuz_k can i marry your website please? 2 weeks ago Reply
_zuz_k OH MY GOD 2 weeks ago Reply
gschneider34 I have a new favorite website - 2 weeks ago Reply
LiamMcKnight2 What even is this? hahaha 2 weeks ago Reply
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pjryan51 baws.why is idiot point always magically set at £120. 2 weeks ago Reply
ukbudget2014 Mercedes CLA-Class Leasing Cheap £462.00 inc VAT 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : why can't I lease a car for under £100 a month yet. Pah. >> I deliberately destroy those cars. They attract idiots. 2 weeks ago Reply
pjryan51 why can't I lease a car for under £100 a month yet. What kind of world is this. Pah. 2 weeks ago Reply
TommyC1039 The strangest actually useful site on the Internet, Ling's Cars. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm designing my car selling flashing gifs as we speak. >> Don't deploy them near flammable liquids. 2 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol I'm designing my car selling flashing gifs as we speak. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You don't need to be as funny as that. >> Oh, I don't know, it might give you a tiny run for you...erm... money. 2 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol You don't need to be as funny as that. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Maybe I should start selling cars? > Why not? ...Maybe I should start making up semi-funny stories? 2 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol Maybe I should start selling cars? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : DVLA online services statistics for September 2014 >> And you still insist on us sending "letters"? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #TrumpVlog Will our brave soldiers catch Ebola? >> It's hard to believe how really stupid DT is. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wait, what? Is this why I'm starving to death? >> Yes. Every visitor is worth >50p to me. You need to monetise. 2 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys of which I have none. Next?! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : if > All manufacturers even know your "dietary requirements". That's hardly objective journalism 2 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol Wait, what? Is this why I'm starving to death? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Money? Oh where's your soul? I do this for love. >> Indeed. Make money from it, nit! 2 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys if I could have the cars at home at the same time as an international launch I'd happily stay home 2 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol Money? Oh where's your soul? I do this for love. And getting twice as much traffic as you. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think you'll find you're very wrong. >> If a politician took such free trips, it'd be called corruption. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : About 78k, thanks for asking. >> If sales stay this rate, I'm on target for £71k g/profit in Oct. How bout you? 2 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys read any of my reviews, I think you'll find you're very wrong. 2 weeks ago Reply
sniffpetrol About 78,000, thanks for asking. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Not that many. >> Well, lots more month to go :) 2 weeks ago Reply
martinbean Not that many. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently this month, my web visitors are 18% up on September on this day. 36,000 unique visitors since Oct 1st. How many have YOU had? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I love your website ! >> Merci! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : bribes? >> Exactly. Bribes to write nice stuff. It stinks. 2 weeks ago Reply
SDXcreative the guys a genius ": Go to ---> view source " 2 weeks ago Reply
JpHubbard RT : Go to ---> view source 2 weeks ago Reply
almackin Go to ---> view source 2 weeks ago Reply
Danjay23 MY EYES. #webdesign #amazing #wow 2 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys bribes? Ha! We travel in order to drive the cars early to write the reviews that your customers read 2 weeks ago Reply
LiliMarsh I love your website ! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : or sales people, eh! > But "journos" should declare value of gifts & trips when writing articles 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : or sales people, eh! >> Well, I never take ANY bribes or trips anywhere. I am 100% neutral. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LordHumphreys or sales people, eh! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Flying on Air >> The new Passat will be "superb" Thanks to business class + twiglets 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Flying on Air >> Exactly why no one should believe what "motoring journalists" say. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : well you're honest & transparent a lot, about the same thing, rather like a stuck record. > Different every day :) 2 weeks ago Reply
MrChrisTerry Incase you've never seen this. Best practice web-design in action(flipped): #usability 2 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner maybe the taxman reads Twitter and they have something to hide 2 weeks ago Reply
bent_os Lingscars tee should arrive tomorrow 2 weeks ago Reply
ashpron well you're honest and transparent rather a lot, about the same thing, rather like a stuck record. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : to go around shouting about it could be viewed as crass. >>> I don't think so. I call it "honest" and "transparent" 2 weeks ago Reply
ashpron missing point Ling. Of course we don't and I'm not suggesting that, but to go around shouting about it could be viewed as crass. 2 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP Had the same issue, never experienced it before? Re-logged in now. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : RT : Car buying intentions in the next 6 mths infographic >> Need a login. Annoying link. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Indonesian? >>. Maybe, or some Fillipino dialect? 2 weeks ago Reply
Nemecle *meurt dans sa bave* 2 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele Indonesian? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have NO IDEA of the language etc.... but a link is a link: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : maybe they're not crass Ling? ;-) >> Why is it crass? What do *you* work for? What does anyone work for? Peanuts? 2 weeks ago Reply
gfawkes Ugliest web site contest winner ... but surprisingly very successful 2 weeks ago Reply
vicpuntnl RT : Naar zulke sites kunnen wij alleen maar vol bewondering kijken. Hoi Ling! (via @… 2 weeks ago Reply
redhotminute Naar zulke sites kunnen wij alleen maar vol bewondering kijken. Hoi Ling! (via ) 2 weeks ago Reply
gjerutten Nog inspiratie nodig voor iets moois? 2 weeks ago Reply
MartijndeHaas lol, homepage briljant! RT : Omfg RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 2 weeks ago Reply
Mark_de_Vet RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 2 weeks ago Reply
ontwerpheld Whahah! RT : Omfg. 2 weeks ago Reply
STUDIO27styling RT : Geweldig! RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 2 weeks ago Reply
iAnk Omfg. 2 weeks ago Reply
ErikEggens Geweldig! RT : Dit MOET wel de lelijkste website van het hele internet zijn 2 weeks ago Reply
ashpron maybe they're not crass Ling? ;-) 2 weeks ago Reply
dktom best & most honest #usp ever 2 weeks ago Reply
henrytalbot2 I like that, not a lot but I like it all the same. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what's its name? >> The Workmax? It is called... ummm... The Rattler. 2 weeks ago Reply
henrytalbot2 what's its name? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just ordered a new wheelbearing for my JCB Workmax. Nearside front. It is a great little truck. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : because they're not here to make money, they're here to improve your life in many tiny ways. >> I see. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #Ebola officials trying to kill the nurse's dog 'as a precaution' -no quarantine! > Of course! Burn it immediately. Are you mad? 2 weeks ago Reply
ufarrochil because they're not here to make money, they're here to improve your life in many tiny ways. "Money? Oh, that old thing...", etc. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's amazing. Other businesses on Twitter, tweet about every other bit of shit under the sun - apart from how much money they make. Why? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sales flying: now up to £4000 gross profit today. Am £11k in front of GP for this day last October. Roll up, anyone else want cheap new car? 2 weeks ago Reply
oserog Enjoying this website a lot... takes me back to 1999 and Excite! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now up to £2600 in signed car orders gross profit, for today. Sales are ticking along nicely. 2 weeks ago Reply
noisymonkey We like to think that the Fabric Land site is a minimalist homage to < Now thats a purdy website... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : u tweeted the N*F*L keyword of today Steve Smith ! To claim go here >> f*ck off 2 weeks ago Reply
TheRealSJR My pleasure - have an awesome day! cc/ 2 weeks ago Reply
KYoungcfe For a unique CX, take a trip to Before judging, keep in mind that you're looking at a multi-million $$ success story. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Flash driving arcade game of excellence >> Win a t-shirt! Get on with it :) 2 weeks ago Reply
joshkilmister Flash driving arcade game of excellence 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The DVLA building, Swansea. Yesterday. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sniff Petrol asked the DVLA for comment but they said they could not find our details and would get back to us within 48 working days. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ‘In my view the DVLA need to clearly label the difference between ‘a laptop’ and ‘a rapidly rotating circular saw’.’ 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ‘When I tried to buy new car tax online all my fingers fell off,’ he grumbled. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I can’t believe the DVLA would allow such a simple search mistake to occur 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS instead of ‘car tax’ I accidentally searched for ‘hot girl-on-girl action’ and as result my wife caught me masturbating in the conservatory. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : After 2 days of almost continuous rain and wind we finally have a reprieve >> Hahaha, bloody Scotland, eh? 2 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner tarring and feathering is better 2 weeks ago Reply
sheepio RT : RT : Jeez,that's brave,well done for standing up to him > Our attitude is "fuc*… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : needs naming and shaming >> Well, needs convicting, THEN naming and shaming L:) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Jeez,that's brave,well done for standing up to him > Our attitude is "fu*k the criminals" 2 weeks ago Reply
Stephen_H_Smith Name and shame? 2 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner needs naming and shaming 2 weeks ago Reply
sheepio Jeez,that's brave,well done for standing up to him 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I bet when you check his criminal record>>> I'm waiting to find out who it is. Waiting for the name. 2 weeks ago Reply
Stephen_H_Smith I bet when you check his criminal record it's as long as your customer list (well maybe not quite that long) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good morning so far. £1300 in the bag in sales, that's great before 10am. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb result by CSI Miami (OK, it was CSI Peterlee, ) in grabbing the fingerprint left by the asshole car thief. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So moral of story is ALWAYS have a go at thieves and never give in. Excellent result by 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scumbag who tried to steal my L/Rover & attack Jon with stanley knife, now arrested and charged after fingerprint forced from him in scuffle 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "...To shop at Ling's cars, you need a sense of humor and good credit. If you don't have either, you'll pay more" -Ling's Epic FAQ" - heh :) 2 weeks ago Reply
JenHinds Oh they do and we test them afterwards! Hello Ling :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You mean 'The Legendary Ling's Cars' , to give it its full title. :) cc/ #SMXChat >>> Ta! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : few banners #4NWorks > Mentalist if people think anyone reads all that! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Online car tax checker "If you think that the details are incorrect please **WRITE** to: CCG DVLA Swansea" - Sheesh. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Full eclipse tonight, there'll be many moon shots assuming the cloud holds back > Is Australia blocking it, again? 2 weeks ago Reply
AaronM_NZ Full eclipse tonight, there will be many moon shots assuming the cloud holds back 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Here comes the moon >> So that's where it went. It was here a few hours ago. 2 weeks ago Reply
mushbuh ENJOY THIS PAGE, IT'S BIG! Lingdex of 231 articles 2 weeks ago Reply
amadeoc In need of a car? Best website ever. 2 weeks ago Reply
MJLawson1 When did it become the thing to do, to include animated gifs in emails? #Lingscars 2 weeks ago Reply
mushbuh RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 2 weeks ago Reply
GentlemanCo RT : I live in Montréal not in France but I agree:) 2 weeks ago Reply
Iyashi_kei RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 2 weeks ago Reply
RichardCarter err, not that bad! "Mec******" 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what is 'no' in Cantonese?? Coz you never understand when a geordie says it!! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : don't say the "M" word ;) >>> Ahhhh MACKEM :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : don't say the "M" word ;) >> Middlesbrough? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : just like your accountant... 2 weeks ago Reply
RichardCarter don't say the "M" word ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wow: Titanic in Lego at (photo via ) >> Now needs iceberg in Meccano :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Hey Ling, thanks for the follow! loved your talk at Handheld conf last year >> Pleasure! Great to see you. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I live in Montréal not in France but I agree:) >> Ah right, I put 2+2 and made 5 :) hahahaha 2 weeks ago Reply
failwatching I live in Montréal not in France but I agree:) 2 weeks ago Reply
_DanMessina Hahaha, i forgot about lingscars - that site is awesome! #SMXChat 2 weeks ago Reply
resoundcreative RT : There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 2 weeks ago Reply
SMXChat RT : There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 2 weeks ago Reply
marksalke OMG. RT : There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 2 weeks ago Reply
iamelliot Hey Ling, thanks for the follow! loved your talk at Handheld conf last year 2 weeks ago Reply
TheRealSJR There is literally no amount of A/B or multivariate testing that can fix #SMXChat 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You have done a great job, >> But the biggest brand failure at the moment (due idiotic gov't) is FRANCE itself. 2 weeks ago Reply
TheRealSJR A4: By way of a complete and undeniable answer, I present to you #SMXChat 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You have done a great job, I will use your brand as an example of a brand positioning using humour:) >> Thanks! 2 weeks ago Reply
failwatching You have done a great job, I will use your brand as an example of a brand positioning using humour:) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A website so horrible it actually works. >>> Thanks and merci. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Un site web si horrible et moche que ça marche. Moins moche et ça ne marche plus. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is a superb little article about my website. Thanks 2 weeks ago Reply
DevineMrM RT : Take everything you ever learned about normal web design and toss it right out the window. http://t.… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Car Deal Warehouse Best priced used cars in the UK. > OMG! Car crack house! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is there any chance i could borrow your JCB >> Only if I can aim traffic towards "workforce in road" signs :) 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Is there any chance i could borrow your JCB, i may as well start work on the M60 seen as it looks like no one else is going to 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...occasionally you take a break from counting your money to .. > Five million nine hundred & thirty seven, five mil... 2 weeks ago Reply
MisterDaz RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton Its good to see that occasionally you take a break from counting your money to read my bleats sorry tweets 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Wot No Tesla? >>> Oh no, the Duracells ran out as I was uploading it. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Take everything you ever learned about normal web design and toss it right out the window. http://t.… 2 weeks ago Reply
RealPengy Wot No Tesla? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: > Fred's ghost will now eat you up and spit you out :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: >>> An American's verdict SHOCK. Go 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : My new favorite site! Make sure to check out the source. #subtle #maycauseseizures >> Grassy arse 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : un site Web qui peut causer des vertiges >> Hey, hey. It's NOT "Le Twitteur" 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... if you've only just realised that, >> So moaning bastard disguised as car sales twonk, fooled me. I'm so stupid. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...you've been following me for years & if you've only just realised that, >> you're a car salesman, aka "miserable git" 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : but more interestingly..... Which cars? >> Well, I do analyse customer cars on my website 2 weeks ago Reply
BritneyJoLud And this is why we love our #CRUX team... 2 weeks ago Reply
willhaley My new favorite site! Make sure to check out the source. #subtle #maycauseseizures 2 weeks ago Reply
BolleComm Voici un site Web qui peut causer des vertiges :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
lindsaydoll RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: 2 weeks ago Reply
JCDeRusso RT : This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: 2 weeks ago Reply
pheadrick This is the ugliest website you have ever seen: 2 weeks ago Reply
mattlamontagne is viral genius! "Why are ugly websites so successful?" by 2 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid I heart 2 weeks ago Reply
adequateJ RT : RT : 1999 called, they want their website back: > USA called, they want their unproductive… 2 weeks ago Reply
agencypja Take everything you ever learned about normal web design and toss it right out the window. 2 weeks ago Reply
JonBowers4 but more interestingly..... Which cars :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
TomFrankly Just in case you need a reminder of what the best website in the world looks like: 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton now what they shouldve invested their money in is Traffic Cones 2 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton To be fair you've been following me for years & if you've only just realised that, its no wonder the Dragons gave you the elbow 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Eating bats is common cause of disease like ebola. > If so, then there must be THOUSANDS of Chinese with ebola 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Which leads me to believe they they have no intention > I thought you were tweeting, but realised you're just moaning :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Awesome service from - my third eagle from the team. Never go anywhere else now. >> Superb! :) 2 weeks ago Reply
raysmuckles Awesome service from - my third eagle from the team. Never go anywhere else now. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling why are you like that loool > Dwain, because that's a catch-all tweet and I HATE those adv. tweets 2 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst That's what I've been doing! Ha :) 2 weeks ago Reply
DwainReid Ling why are you like that loool 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sonic the Hedgehog 3 has been getting me through today: >> Any chance of some coding, instead? Ta. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another good sales day. Not as good as yesterday, but £3500 is a steady result. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Being Chinese causes ebola. #Chinesers invented EVERYTHING. Including ebola. > Ebola vs birdflu? No contest. 2 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong Being Chinese causes ebola. #Chinesers invented EVERYTHING. Including ebola. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think you just won the internet. >> I'll take the cash prize, instead. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Apparently, I become a spelling troll past 6pm. >> says Chinese eating habits (ie everything) causes Ebola. 2 weeks ago Reply
markosavic I think you just won the internet. 2 weeks ago Reply
BillMorrow tick tock 2 weeks ago Reply
markosavic RT : RT : 1999 called, they want their website back: > USA called, they want their unproductive… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Want advice on your business and the funding process? Call us now 0203 318 0230 >> I'd rather call the speaking clock, thanks 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 1999 called, they want their website back: > USA called, they want their unproductive north bit back. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Eating bats is also a common cause of disease like ebola. >>> Ah, you can blame me, then... Africa. 2 weeks ago Reply
markosavic 1999 called, they want their website back: 2 weeks ago Reply
Nottswildlife Eating bats is also a common cause of disease like ebola. Eating predatory mammals is ill advised for food safety. 2 weeks ago Reply
iAmWilliAmKing RT : Oh, I get very nice editorial & link on this site: "1930s social proof strategy $400m empire" http://… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I get very nice editorial & link on this site: "1930s social proof strategy $400m empire" 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : One suspect, 21, was Tasered, say Scotland Yard #c4news >> Is "tasered" a word? And if so, should it be capitalised? Eh? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In the UK they enjoy full protection and it is illegal to disturb a set. > Like bats??They're delicious fried. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is the actual source code of the Ling's Cars website. Really. >>> Hands off it! :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Nottswildlife In the UK they thankfully enjoy full protection and it is illegal to disturb a set without license. 2 weeks ago Reply
agencypja RT : Everyone needs to check out LINGsCARS and this interview from #TheUnconventionals. via 2 weeks ago Reply
Bucky_Todd Everyone needs to check out LINGsCARS and this interview from #TheUnconventionals. via 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : visiting 四川for a good food trip... >> Food is hot, it is FAR dirtier than Japan. Air is bad. Beware. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I hope you mean the beef! >> I'm Chinese. In China, badger is delicacy, very expensive. Is REALLY nice meat. 2 weeks ago Reply
Ledinax LAS MEJORES PÁGINAS QUE HE VISTO EN MI PUTA VIDA. HOLY SHIT. 2 weeks ago Reply
Buymycaruk Daily Updates is out! Stories via 2 weeks ago Reply
paul_anski Site web le plus horrible du monde ? #UX #Ads #Webdesign 2 weeks ago Reply
Nottswildlife I hope you mean the beef! 2 weeks ago Reply
banzy Nou projecte i manca d'idees? 2 weeks ago Reply
kaikurihara well I am happy you liked it. I am really thinking about visiting 四川for a good food trip... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is the audience for Ling's cars the luxury market? #ecomchat >> Everyone aspires to a "luxury" soap, why not car? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Can you please quote me on a macan s diesel on 3 year lease please" -- WTF... do people just make up these car names? 2 weeks ago Reply
robsearch Yeah, politics is changing:) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ställer ut på förskolekonferens i veckan, ska bli intressant... > Love the sound of angry Swedish in the morning. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Good deals on newer used cars, according to AA Cars >> Get your sheepskin coat on and get sellin' :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : never understood why people do this! >> Nonsense. It's light, as you type this. Headlights used as comfort-prop. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : missing tokyo? Now why is THAT? >>> I wasn't near Tokyo, could have gone on Shin-thing, but Kyoto was so nice... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Applies to most stuff: STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT EASY. If it was easy, any idiot could do it. I don't want idiots doing stuff that's important. 2 weeks ago Reply
sale88guru RT : Forget everything you've been told about what a website should/shouldn't be & read this speaks the truth htt… 2 weeks ago Reply
SDXcreative RT : Forget everything you've been told a website should/shouldn't be & read this. speaks the truth 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Btb policy should focus on stricter cattle movement, etc #NationalBadgerDay >> Delicious, boiled. 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Forget everything you've been told a website should/shouldn't be & read this. speaks the truth 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Did I mention that you are a marketing genius? ;) >>... no, I think that was me saying that :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Great interview Ling, >>> Thanks :) appreciated :) 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Forget everything you've been told about what a website should/shouldn't be & read this speaks the truth 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster RT : Oh! I have woken up to a fantastic profile item about me :) Thanks so much! 2 weeks ago Reply
lordlancaster Great interview Ling, more businesses would succeed if they followed your advice. In the meantime, keep winning! ;-) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I just threw everything I know about web design out the window > Hope it was the 39th floor :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh! I have woken up to a fantastic profile item about me :) Thanks so much! 2 weeks ago Reply
NachoCerrato Yo quiero whatsapp edición 2 weeks ago Reply
lewy76 Must be wrong end of interwebs: 2 weeks ago Reply
LifestyleOrDiet Nissan X-trail Lease delivered to Jonathan Sperrin in Caversham 2 weeks ago Reply
AshleyFriedlein Super kind of you Ling! Many thanks. Did I mention that you are a marketing genius? ;) 2 weeks ago Reply
philjohnson An interview with Ling Valentine of LINGsCARS and a most unusual Web site. 2 weeks ago Reply
kaikurihara missing tokyo? Now why is THAT? 2 weeks ago Reply
BigPoppaTayTay I just threw everything I know about web design out the window. 2 weeks ago Reply
GrahamSpector Hugh interviewed about her crazy, CRAZY website 2 weeks ago Reply
martinbean Don’t kill it. That thing looks like it’s packing hundreds and hundreds of babies. 2 weeks ago Reply
hughkennedy My interview with the fabulous Ling Valentine of LingsCars: 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good day, done £5000 of sales. That'll do. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : So have you been? What did you do what did you see? >> Osaka, Kobe, Kyoto. Etc. Nice, millions of Japanese! 2 weeks ago Reply
kaikurihara hey Ling ! Long time sister, how are you? So have you been? What did you do what did you see? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Anyone identify this spider? On the wall of the house. Orb is abt 1.2cm across. >> That's from Dr Who. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I bought case for my iPhone 5. > Never mind that. I must say Japan was a REALLY NICE PLACE! How lovely it is. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unless you or your staff suffer from a range of mental health issues, or a bad skin, or you employ a range of races: THEN YOU'RE PREJUDICED! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : screaming "I HAVE EBOLA" could get you to the front of any Starbucks line > Do they write "the ebola guy" on the cup? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Can I just say that I don't allow my staff to complain about ANY mental health issues. I tell them to man up. I am the only mentalist here. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Just picked up an early edition of tomorrow's Daily Mail 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ★ “Announcing Geek Mental Help Week” but please share this. matters. >>> I am clearly mad. Does that help? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS BBC "Turkish police have fired two tear gas canisters at a vehicle carrying a BBC reporting team..." ...bloody AGAIN? Tit. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Have you ever been behind on sales this year? >> Errrm, I don't think so. Of course, odd days may be crap...Onwards! 2 weeks ago Reply
WebKnit Have you ever been behind on sales this year? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Very good sales day today. Currently on £4378 of sales today... so I am £9,000 ahead of sales total for the month on this day in Oct 2013. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've just sponsored Ashley Friedlein. Really, more people should sponsor him. 2 weeks ago Reply
schurli666 Selfridges is a luxury brand, lingscars isn't. The luxury car brands they lease are, and so should be their websites. #ecomchat 2 weeks ago Reply
LoneGoatUK Lingscars leases luxury cars but the site is far from luxury in appearance. #EcomChat 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Juke customer, Loughborough: "Ling, We want to thank you and the team for the whole experience of leasing our Juke. It's been really easy," 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Juke customer, Loughborough: "Ling, the customer service we've received has been the best I've ever experienced, in any walk of life." 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I was thinking 5 spice 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Randall has a cold. Is making those eeeuuur puppy noises. Give him 30 mins before he starts to make noises to goooooo hooooome. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Preparing for another class with lingscars as an example of distinct messaging #UX &… >> Grassy arse :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is this the world's most tasteful website? >> Yes. Especially if added sugar 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Preparing for another class with lingscars as an example of distinct messaging, unforgettable #UX &… 2 weeks ago Reply
Jasonvandando RT : RT : I am impressed you have heard of MoCA though >> I googled it using the power of Google. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Seat Ibiza is built in Martorell, Catalonia. So while I agree they may not have siestas , they do push donkeys from towers. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, the Ibiza due date slipped (only) 10 days.... but customer's really "Auto Emocional" about this. Sheesh. Build it! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Customer complains about "WILD" fluctuations in Ibiza build date. I tell her "it's not a Mercedes Benz". 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ..."They invented the term "manyana", which they then sold to the Mexicans. The Spanish spend half their day asleep, for goodness sake!" 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I tell customer: "With the best will in the world, the Spanish are not renown for their industrial proficiency. They invented..." cont 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I am impressed you have heard of MoCA though >> I googled it using the power of Google. 2 weeks ago Reply
vanshea Preparing for another class with lingscars as an example of distinct messaging, unforgettable #UX &… 2 weeks ago Reply
chirontaichi Is this the world's most tasteful website? 2 weeks ago Reply
Jasonvandando I am impressed you have heard of MoCA though and out performs even the most expensive home plug systems 2 weeks ago Reply
EssirS вот еще один 2 weeks ago Reply
DagonarWoof This is by most the best example of a 90's website on modern age. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Got that one sorted - replies should work again now :) >> Grassy arse Jammie :) 2 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen #ff : LINGsCARS 2 weeks ago Reply
TallAndy great stuff. I jumped across to Safari at the time and it worked ok. It was just google chrome that had the issue. 2 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst Got that one sorted - replies should work again now :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Lings Cars >> Thom, thanks for link. I like New York. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We love this >>> Doncaster was first city I ever stayed in, in the UK. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In the process of getting a new motor thru . Beneath the worlds most visually disturbing website, lies some ex… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can't reply in Lingo I get an error. >> I am asking to check. Which browser? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I can't reply in Lingo I get an error. You can see it in the console >> help? 2 weeks ago Reply
FilmFests RT : I am now shareholder in this new funny UK film, supporting brilliant UK director, a customer of mine: 3 weeks ago Reply
thomhuxtable Lings Cars 3 weeks ago Reply
TallAndy I can't reply in Lingo I get an error. You can see it in the console 3 weeks ago Reply
michaelpullan In the process of getting a new motor thru . Beneath the worlds most visually disturbing website, lies some excellent cus service. 3 weeks ago Reply
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docket looking for examples of terrible UIs - seen any recently? i mean there's this, but this is so crazy i kinda like it 3 weeks ago Reply
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Calzo RT : RT : look out LING! >> I stamp on competition :) Beware my boots hahahaha 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : look out LING! >> I stamp on competition :) Beware my boots hahahaha 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #UXUKAwards 2014 >> You are flooding my Twitter stream. Can you engage brain? 3 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen or wear sunglasses - hats goodness people! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : on why drivers should slow down in dazzling sun. 28 deaths pa. >> How many die in "benign" weather? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ": Please run for POTUS. We need you." >>> LOL 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People going on about mass sacrifice of 500,000 animals in Nepal. a) they are just animals, b) KFC does more chickens than this c) get real 3 weeks ago Reply
AAPresident RT : or just drive North, no problems then #simples 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce or just drive North, no problems then #simples 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Did you know that M-Way Vehicle Rentals does cars, Vans & Trucks? > Why not just use Twitter to post adverts? Great idea :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS United We Fall is the only film to feature a tattooed baby. This is what footballers do. :) Great! 3 weeks ago Reply
Lpool_FilmFest RT : I am now shareholder in this new funny UK film, supporting brilliant UK director, a customer of mine: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am now shareholder in this new funny UK film, supporting brilliant UK director, a customer of mine: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My website is really busy, already had 2500 visitors today. Thanks so much, especially Google spider. 3 weeks ago Reply
ECOMChris Admittedly I'm a bit late to the party here, but .. wow. 3 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong eek! Need to work on the desktop tho! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 28 deaths pa where dazzling sun is contributory factor. >> Whlie at it, ban: driving, ban roads, ban idiots and RAC vans. 3 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow they take their design cues from your website? (it doesn't look like you'd expect but everything works well) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Doing BBC radio on 28 deaths pa where dazzling sun is contributory factor. >> Also ban: wind, rain, fog, snow and weather. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Doing BBC radio on 28 deaths pa where dazzling sun is contributory factor. >> Outrageous. Ban the sun. People are so stupid 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Unveiling the pre-production SsangYong X100 XIV-Air >> Why are Ssangyong so good with the ugly-stick? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Google Developers says: LINGsCARS = 96/100 user experience. Fantastic! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Last day to send CV! > You forget to mention: Pendle, dodgy coffee, pointless canvassing, white lies 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Last day to send CV! >> You forget to mention, long days, moving cars in rain, weekends, dodgy suits 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Used values dip in September as dealers stock up >>> Car values go up and down sometimes - SHOCK! Worth a headline, eh? 3 weeks ago Reply
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Radiumltd RT : I had a partially-sighted visitor y/day. Can they drive a car? Squinting? I directed them to my accessibility page http://t.… 3 weeks ago Reply
Chrispinius denne har i hvertfall en type wow-effekt. Vet ikke om det er helt dette kunden er på jakt etter... 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS £1000+ of sales before 8am. That's another great breakfast total. While idiots go to breakfast networking meetings, I am working and selling 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How easy is it to flip the seats in a #Toyota Auris Tourer? This easy... > Auto small child crusher :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy ACV is amazing...if I had hair it would be shiney...can also be used to clean the car. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Week 1 of ACV...amazing results already. Feel great and losing weight. >> Or, you could eat less shit? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : how you prevent fuel theives from coming back > Killing people is bad idea :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I had a partially-sighted visitor y/day. Can they drive a car? Squinting? I directed them to my accessibility page 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ling what are you thinking of with home plug. You need to be using MoCA >> I don't have coax throughout farm. 3 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner and this is how you prevent fuel theives from coming back 3 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner prevent Land Rover theft by leaving it parked with the keys in the ignition and 4 angry men in the back with clubs 3 weeks ago Reply
Jasonvandando Ling what are you thinking of with home plug. You need to be using MoCA 3 weeks ago Reply
Calzo look out LING! 3 weeks ago Reply
bent_os RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 3 weeks ago Reply
bent_os RT : RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit > B… 3 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine ERM you own a tank... 3 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine Are you going to charge for attendance to see your sheep? 3 weeks ago Reply
_davidt17 RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 3 weeks ago Reply
MavisStott seen this, ? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My farm will have the best wi-fi coverage in the world, with 12 hotspots in the 12 streetlamps, webcams, other lan security devices etc :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Elecrtricians rolled up today. My 12 streetlamps, also with plug sockets inside, with homeplugs (ethernet plugs) for IP devices, on soon :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey RT : RT : omg no it came 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : omg no it came 3 weeks ago Reply
NickyWilliams_ omg no it came 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 12 pet rats collected - now looking for pet homes email jan.org.uk. > Come and get more, free, from my farm! :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 12 pet rats collected - now looking for pet homes email jan.org.uk. > Haha, I am shooting rats with air rifle! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far a superb response by to a knife being waved at Jon when he tackled toe-rag attempting to steal my old Land Rover. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looking forward to him being charged if right person, so we can find out who it is... Our attitude to scrotes is "bring it on". 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Jon is aware you've arrested someone and will go Durham City tomorrow for ID visit to ID him. Well done, if correct suspect! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today Durham "101" = completely broken. No answer. No way to contact police except 999. Had to drive to Akeley to speak to s/one 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : thank you Ling I'm happy now but a follow would make me happiest >> Only because you are a nice cnut :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey thank you Ling I'm happy now but a follow would make me happiest 3 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey RT : RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit > B… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit > Bloody mirror :) 3 weeks ago Reply
lib_shakespeare RT : When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 3 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey When the .com website said I'd won a t-shirt I thought it was Bullshit, today I was proved wrong 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS My hubby drove to Akeley Heads new HQ , he said no urgency, no one seemed concerned. Tumbleweed. Imagine some ppl in distress 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : will look into it for you. > There are no alternate numbers to 101 at all. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : will look into it for you. > Thx so much. It's really bad. Try ringing 101 yourself...no answer 3 weeks ago Reply
ThomasNearney Thanks for this information, will look into it for you. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Madness! So have to report EVERYTHING as a 999 Emergency to ? > Yes. Had to DRIVE to police HQ 3 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Madness! So you'd have to report EVERYTHING as a 999 Emergency to ? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear please help. 101 is down (just rings). No one in whole county can contact them 'cept 999. Can u kick them? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Agree. Absolutely fundamental. How else can anyone contact ? > Impossible. 101 is all they have. 3 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Agree. Absolutely fundamental. How else can anyone contact ? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Your individual officers are great but lack of energy and management at new head office stinks. You MUST get phones working. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS There'd be more urgency if Greggs ran out of sausage rolls. Northumbria said "yes, Durham 101 is knackered" when I rang them 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So no one in the county can ring the police for anything. No message on 101, no message on ur website. This is utterly useless 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear , your 101 is down, no way to contact except 999, at Akeley Heads reception staff said "*TRY* to let head of comms know" 3 weeks ago Reply
gcziprusz Best car rental site ever :D 3 weeks ago Reply
Herr_Gamer RT : Wo bin ich denn schon nun wieder gelandet. 3 weeks ago Reply
Njago Wo bin ich denn schon nun wieder gelandet. 3 weeks ago Reply
MartiClapers Una de les pàgines que ven més cotxes a UK. Molt interessant! #fomracionactivate 3 weeks ago Reply
Reikax Oo Una de las paginas mas usadas para alquiler de coches Gifs y musica UX #activatebarcelona 3 weeks ago Reply
EpicCrimson Adam got his LingsCars T-Shirt. Where the *ucks mine Royal Mail?! 3 weeks ago Reply
JaviJavily RT : La web más espectacular que he visto en mi vida xDD la de Homer Simpsons se queda corta xD Abridla… 3 weeks ago Reply
lylmik RT : La web más espectacular que he visto en mi vida xDD la de Homer Simpsons se queda corta xD Abridla… 3 weeks ago Reply
NachoCerrato La web más espectacular que he visto en mi vida xDD la de Homer Simpsons se queda corta xD Abridla en un PC. Hacedlo. 3 weeks ago Reply
JeffGuestDesign This website looks bad - actually it's very, very clever! 3 weeks ago Reply
GeekRemixALot so did we! Between that and it's been a very eventful week at work. 3 weeks ago Reply
AssassinsTurtle RT : So uh... Stumbled upon a pretty amazing website today. I think this is one of those "so bad it's good" moments: http://t… 3 weeks ago Reply
GeekRemixALot So uh... Stumbled upon a pretty amazing website today. I think this is one of those "so bad it's good" moments: 3 weeks ago Reply
darius_garza If you haven't visited you haven't lived 3 weeks ago Reply
Lucan_Orian Go into the source code for Holy shit 3 weeks ago Reply
JaSunni_JasonVB Ling is Green. New Ford Focus info 3 weeks ago Reply
ValuableContent Valuable Content Award for the crazy website 3 weeks ago Reply
toenjes42 RT : CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CAR LEASING CHEAP BUSINESS HIRE DEALS Immer wieder gut ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
caschy CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CAR LEASING CHEAP BUSINESS HIRE DEALS Immer wieder gut ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
gabrielgrover This is our competition... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. By far the most ridiculous thing ive ever seen. 3 weeks ago Reply
belgiumdesigner RT : Although this may be how NOT to do a #website...it's definitely entertaining! #graphicdesign #we… 3 weeks ago Reply
mbarker_design Although this may be how NOT to do a #website...it's definitely entertaining! #graphicdesign #webdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
AI_Irvine Well done 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : START YOUR BUSINESS AND BE YOUR OWN BOSS! >>. ...and then, usually, GO BUST! The point is, to make money: usually missed. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Invoicing in September now well over £70k ex vat, and still about 15 more cars to go for end of month. Best month ever, I think. 3 weeks ago Reply
FayePrior RT : RT : Who needs the radio when you can have website playing in the background > Absolutely. No adverts,… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Who needs the radio when you can have website playing in the background > Absolutely. No adverts, or licence fee. 3 weeks ago Reply
FayePrior Who needs the radio when you can have website playing in the background 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Give a warm welcome to our newest member of the team, Nicole Prior () who joins us from Read her bio here 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I get the feeling that today, I will finish the month on my highest invoiced total, ever. It's the £££s that count, not the Twitter bullshit 3 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow Amputated fingers? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS A woman from County Durham had a finger amputated after being bitten by false widow spider > I have these on my farm - they are cuddly! 3 weeks ago Reply
bent_os #Lingscars 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I flew over North Korea yesterday. Looked lovely. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm reminded of the most elegantly designed sites: >> Compliments just never stop :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : new car arrived today from , as usual fantastic service. ..replace it through them in 3 years > Ta-daaa! Ta! 3 weeks ago Reply
paleolithic4 new car arrived today from , as usual fantastic service. Can't wait to replace it through them in 3 years 3 weeks ago Reply
AppleyardCars ;) 3 weeks ago Reply
MrTimDunn I'm reminded of the most elegantly designed sites: 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 3 weeks ago Reply
KLM Hello Ling, thanks for the heads up. Customer Care will contact you as soon as they handle your form. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Daniel said "we still have to film that thing with the magpie and the chicken" ... yes we do. All that, and more, to come. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Already beaten last year's Sept sales figure, with 2 days to go. And I am estimating invoicing will be about £7000 up on 2013, for September 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce waiting for a U turn 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce waiting for a U turn 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : due to go on it. Youtube makes it look v.fast. >> It is scary, cars at 70mph fly backwards 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing ..already due to go on it. Yoooutube makes it look v.fast. Plus no 5hr train delays ..ahm. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Pudong >> Hop on train at airport (goes nowhere really) but goes bloody fast! 260+MPH ish 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Pudong > Ah. You **MUST** waste 1hr going on the very fast magnetron train (& back) - FAST! 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing Pudong (Shanghai) Hoping now offer first class to change my KLM changing ways now.. hmm.. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Argh ->> Where in China? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Before they Limbo or (look normally) >> How (the f**k) can you "look normally" in the footwell under pedals? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Argh - > It's a cabin crew attitude thing. are just so pleasant, like pals. Whereas.. 3 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc Before they Limbo or (look normally) check their VIN is in the affected range ^DAN 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing Argh - we'll see how it goes then! May change for return.. Thanks Ling! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : to China. Good move apart from strike?.. :) > No, I hate CDG (etc). Always prefer and AMS. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ....if any of your customers need any assistance >> So they need to limbo dance upside down by the pedals? 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing As always. Arranged to Paris, to China. Good move apart from strike?.. :) 3 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc ....if any of your customers need any assistance then let me know.... ^DAN 3 weeks ago Reply
VauxhallCustSvc Morning Ling, all Recall information is on our help site ..... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Due to fly to China later today with Good move, or bad move? >> They are on STRIKE. Again, heh 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 43% of motorists replace a vehicle because... #motorhappy >> Why do I always get the bloody awkward other 57%? Eh? Eh? 3 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing Due to fly to China later today with Good move, or bad move?.. #ChingChongChinaExpert 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just back from Japan I'm told customers should stop driving their Corsas, Adams etc or steering will fail & they die: true? 3 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey Wtf ling when will I get my t shirt 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I've just won a t-shirt on your website I'm so happy it's the happiest moment of my life > You need therapy... 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Dear - I've just sent an email via your Customer Care form. Just to let you know. Ling :) 3 weeks ago Reply
Lord_Jakey I've just won a t-shirt on your website I'm so happy it's the happiest moment of my life I love you 3 weeks ago Reply
NegysCornwall Design a bad website? Great marketing though! Discuss! 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels sweet and sour, just how you all like it. Haha 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels you have a Aleem in Yur dreams 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I have a Wot Went Wo… 3 weeks ago Reply
Lease4wheels RT : RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I don't have anyone … 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will now get on with some work. So sssssh. Thanks. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wot Went Wong is sat in my office looking blankly at news of her hometown Hong Kong. Typically, she's thinking about lunch... life is a riot 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Huge parts of HK completely outside the government's control right now. Sounds like it's all kicking off (again) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gone through Twitter backlog. ...Now to reply 50 emails with "thanks" and 250 emails with "please fuc* off". What fun :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ling is quiet this morning >> I have been in Japan 9 days. Back now. So sssssh. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks to Ling, Guy {etc} sort out delivery of my car... >> Back from Japan now. Thx for Tweet :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You'll love this : Dealer..without sales staff by calling them something else > Thks! Heh. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : swag. >>> While I was away in Japan, someone had some fun! :) 10/10 for build quality. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I have a Wot Went Wong, though... :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'd recommend Aleem from or >> I don't have anyone called Aleem. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here's the article :) ... about time a motor dealer tried using that funny world wide web thing :) 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge lol. Right between the eyes 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh sales staff now called "facilitators". Meanwhile.. local Keighley prostitutes remain on street, but now called "gobblers" 3 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch marvellous. 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge good good. Now sell cars so you can on holiday again! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : And want the BEST deal on a lease car? And the craziest website to make you smile? Check >> Belated thanks! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Very much hoping that my friends Ling, (holidaying in Japan) didn't have volcanos on their agenda >> No volcano :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : pffft. Was it.good? >> Oh, VERY good. Lovely in fact. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If I were to order an XF Sportbrake from you - can I choose >> you can choose anything (within reason) :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : If I were to order an XF Sportbrake from you -can I choose.. > AiYa! :) I'm back from Japan for ONE MINUTE! :) 3 weeks ago Reply
richardjgooch If I were to order an XF Sportbrake from you - can I choose colour and trim style, or are they from a pool? 3 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge pffft. Was it.good? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am back from Osaka and Kyoto! Back to work. In Gateshead. Not much difference... 3 weeks ago Reply
Adwal_Peter #BringBackOurGirls: News CLUCK: VIDEO: What happened to #BringBackOurGirls?: Why bother with English or Chines... 3 weeks ago Reply
electrovista RT : Best website/GIF I've seen this week: 3 weeks ago Reply
thecaboose_ Hello 3 weeks ago Reply
grumbo Very much hoping that my friends and co-directors, Jon and Ling, (holidaying in Japan) didn't have volcanos on their agenda 3 weeks ago Reply
princessOleg очень приятный сайт 3 weeks ago Reply
RichWFJarvis RT : Thinking about car leasing... we happened to stumble across which as a website is just a thing of geni… 3 weeks ago Reply
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dproteau Moi qui cherchait une place pour acheter des voitures, je crois que j'ai trouvé LE site : #not #ausecours 4 weeks ago Reply
eadamquinn Best website/GIF I've seen this week: 4 weeks ago Reply
iAmWilliAmKing And want the BEST deal on a lease car? And the craziest website to make you smile? Check #waaaaaaahhhhh 4 weeks ago Reply
vibecreative Purely for the "OMG" factor - here's our #FavouriteFriday this week. Prepare yourselves… 4 weeks ago Reply
northo You'll love this : Dealer launches Argos style site without sales staff by calling them something else 4 weeks ago Reply
SchoolOThought Inspiration for our next website redesign: 4 weeks ago Reply
BeernaertChris Je crois que j'ai trouvé pire que Rayanair ou #dwmaj 4 weeks ago Reply
ChrisMc666 9am lecture was interesting! Mocking poorly designed websites, love to be critical! My favourite 4 weeks ago Reply
OhMyCrabcakes Rather enjoyed the 9am HCI lecture. Spent the hour laughing at bad web design. By far my favourite was 4 weeks ago Reply
mykdum my new favourite website 4 weeks ago Reply
Dimipl0x RT : La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 4 weeks ago Reply
AntiaCanosa RT : La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 4 weeks ago Reply
AlexPortnoy_ RT : La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 4 weeks ago Reply
Infraser28 RT : La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 4 weeks ago Reply
ElGrunje RT : La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 4 weeks ago Reply
EnrikeTheGame La mejor página de alquiler de coches de la historia: 4 weeks ago Reply
JECarSourcing I'd reccomend either Aleem from or 4 weeks ago Reply
valhallaonapea RT : Tobulas dizainas 4 weeks ago Reply
Dariu5 RT : Tobulas dizainas 4 weeks ago Reply
ramulis Tobulas dizainas 4 weeks ago Reply
AlTarantino I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 4 weeks ago Reply
xEndh My fav websites (Pornhub too) 4 weeks ago Reply
adamPDOTcom Time to quit the internet because I will never create a site as beautiful as this one #webdesign 4 weeks ago Reply
DualKeyblade Never forget. 4 weeks ago Reply
parabuzzle I don't even… 4 weeks ago Reply
floralmidgxt view-source: 4 weeks ago Reply
DaseinCM Armonía, simplicidad, seriedad, orden y discreción: VS todo lo contrario: ¿Con cuál te quedas? 4 weeks ago Reply
JCozzy93 All websites should be designed like this one - . #Not #CarCrash #MyEyesHurt 4 weeks ago Reply
IndycarUK RT : More websites need to be like this 4 weeks ago Reply
Dan_Thorn More websites need to be like this 4 weeks ago Reply
RefreshMkg Need cheering up this morning? Check out the website - better than caffeine to wake you up! - #Monday 4 weeks ago Reply
_MarketingGirl Looking for a laugh? Dead set...this is the funniest website ever. Share the love. Pass it on and make someone smile! 4 weeks ago Reply
Aveitdotnet Thanks to Ling, Guy and the whole team for helping sort out the delivery of my car, and making everything right again! :D 4 weeks ago Reply
BRAVEBristol Profile of the one and only Ling Valentine of É She really is a one-offÉ 5 weeks ago Reply
Chris_List_UK Amazing web design #lings #cars #psychedelic #tripping 5 weeks ago Reply
ifreelancelot pay attention guys, you might learn something - 5 weeks ago Reply
ICNTodmorden RT : Brilliant website! So much going on!!!!! 5 weeks ago Reply
TheGreedyGirl RT : Brilliant website! So much going on!!!!! 5 weeks ago Reply
DolunaSMS RT : Brilliant website! So much going on!!!!! OMG!! 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce ling is quiet this morning 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce substance over content 5 weeks ago Reply
KDEWMG Some video. Some vote. 5 weeks ago Reply
MyCodingCampus RT TheLauraOlivia: “SDGreenall: Want to see a TERRIBLE website design... Check this out: ; #bad #webdev #webdesign... 5 weeks ago Reply
TheLauraOlivia : Want to see a TERRIBLE website design... Check this out: #bad #webdev #webdesign” GLORIOUS 5 weeks ago Reply
MyCodingCampus RT SDGreenall: Want to see a TERRIBLE website design... Check this out: ; #bad #webdev #webdesign 5 weeks ago Reply
BrunchStore RT : Want to see a TERRIBLE website design... Check this out: #bad #webdev #webdesign 5 weeks ago Reply
SDGreenall Want to see a TERRIBLE website design... Check this out: #bad #webdev #webdesign 5 weeks ago Reply
kougarov This website has to be seen to believed. Not clickbait, I am seriously unable to describe it: 5 weeks ago Reply
Aveitdotnet I'll forever remember today as the day that Scotland voted, and the day that my new car didn't *ucking turn up 5 weeks ago Reply
MastroWebGuy how do you REALLY feel 5 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal you will be made General. Salmond will lease a helicopter from u so he can check the oil rigs. 5 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal If YES win then Salmond will need ur truck as the main defence for the country. The infantry will be armed with Buckfast bottles 5 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales Now is discussing website - complete with screenshots! #DealerOnWebby #WAH! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Thanks Ling - We appreciate your support - not seen your video yet - will do when I get a mo.. > Buy earplugs :) 5 weeks ago Reply
campbellurq Thanks Ling - We appreciate your support - not seen your video yet - will do when I get a mo... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : The red hot 1976 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible. #TBT > Was a pile of shit, but agree it looked cool. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I reckon it could be 58 - 60% now....lost count how many No's jumping ship when facing the actual decision. > sounds great 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Undecided? Here's why you should vote Yes - #indyref #voteYes 5 weeks ago Reply
Shaggy2006 what the..... 5 weeks ago Reply
DualKeyblade Best website ever. 5 weeks ago Reply
EloyMaestre Queréis torturar a alguien? Pues sentadlo delante de un ordenador y abridle esta web, sufrirá, os lo aseguro... 5 weeks ago Reply
ij1971 if the Scots can take the oil the Welsh will take the water...watch out Birmingham/Liverpool etc. 5 weeks ago Reply
mroverdoz Lourd #DA, créativité sans faille et ergonomie de dingue ! Putain ça manque des sites comme ça ! 5 weeks ago Reply
Chris_Mears_UX How have I only just been made aware of this. Best site ever: 5 weeks ago Reply
ArticleOptimizr Are these the best FAQs in the world by LINGsCARS? #affiliate 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Absolutely! Yes! >> I will visit Edinburgh tonight (from Gateshead) to show my support :) 5 weeks ago Reply
SaidTheater RT : We present this video encouraging Scotland to vote "yes" today without comment. [it's by , FYI] 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Ok. It's #indyref day. I'm 'coming out'. I'm #VoteYes >> Well done Craig 5 weeks ago Reply
SaidTheater Absolutely! Yes! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh Flower of car sales , I made a video. Now, get voting! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : oooooooop's >> Watch this, and learn: 5 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle oooooooop's 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Is it true that we are using PENCIL'S to mark a 'X' on the ballot paper?> No... using pencils, not "pencil's". 5 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton do you fight crime in your spare time? You resemble the Green Hornets sidekick, that mask is fooling no 1 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How must it feel to be Welsh today? They must feel completely, utterly *ucked off by lack of self-determination opportunity. And the rain. 5 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno RT : We present this video encouraging Scotland to vote "yes" today without comment. [it's by , FYI] 5 weeks ago Reply
anthonyboggiano RT : how barmy is this? 5 weeks ago Reply
ElReg We present this video encouraging Scotland to vote "yes" today without comment. [it's by , FYI] 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS *NO* people make whining noises about Scottish Referendum: but few actually do anything. I'm YES, I made a video! 5 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal got 2 phones. One for dodgy stuff and the other EE one for work :-D 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You should be very proud of Mrs Hurst YJ. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ee redirect what the think is dodgy. >> You let ee make your choices? :) Hope ee think Himalayan Balsam is bad 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Classic! "Ling's cars: Scotland vote YES" via >> Xie xie ni. 5 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal ee redirect what the think is dodgy. Maybe they don't want to be involved in the #indyref 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : Here is my video - what more do you need to vote YES?” >> Priceless! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I clicked ur link >> That link for the youtube vid??? Hmmm. 5 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal I clicked ur link 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : according to EE, content lock removed :-O >> What website is that on?? 5 weeks ago Reply
fleethonda Where do you get your ideas from Ling! You have one imagination! Lee at Honda Manchester! Amazing singing! 5 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal according to EE, content lock removed :-O 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is my video - what more do you need to vote YES? 5 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal something more powerful. Voted. :-) 5 weeks ago Reply
TeamBoA unless they become a Republic ;-) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am uploading a lovely song to YouTube to support the Scottish YES campaign. Will be up in 10 minutes. WAIT. :) (...so what have YOU done?) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : #indyref >>> VOTE WITH CLEAN PANTS - why the YES vote is far more hygienic. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Please Scotland, don't go MT : >> Begging is not the way to win a ballot. Optimism is. Vote YES :) 5 weeks ago Reply
AndyCDoyle bikes annoy me but the volume of car drivers who can't navigate a roundabout is scary 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : also seems quite dangerous to make such a severe 90 degree turn ;-) >> I like yellow arrows better. 5 weeks ago Reply
JonAlb also seems quite dangerous (and impossible) to make such a severe 90 degree turn ;-) 5 weeks ago Reply
DarmuhTV omfg 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : A simple guide. ; People HATE being patronised. Swerve safely & slow down a bit 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... those regions but embrace them also >> Which makes a nonsense of silly NO "family" arguments 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I don't have any family in those regions but embrace them also 5 weeks ago Reply
DarmuhTV omg this website.... WTF 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ...our affiliation with geordies Lancashire & Yorks >> Don't forget Cumbria, Wales, Nepal & Taiwan 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce they might threaten our legal status but we will never lose our affiliation with geordies Lancashire & Yorkshire 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : look forward to you teaching Alex Salmond the same lesson. >> Heh. I will go to Edinburgh tonight. Historic day. 5 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn look forward to you teaching Alex Salmond the same lesson. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : thanks for the geography lesson >> Well, you didn't understand it at first :) 5 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn thanks for the geography lesson 5 weeks ago Reply
JonAlb RT : If you missed it last night, I have LAUNCHED my SCOT flavour homepage, for the vote. Be brave! http:/… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : interesting perspective >> Northern Ireland, etc are *NOT* within Great Britain. Check your passport front cover 5 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn interesting perspective 5 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn RT : RT : ahh. So [they] remain part of the British family > Scotland mostly remains within Great Britain … 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ahh. So [they] remain part of the British family > Scotland mostly remains within Great Britain (the big island) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I think that Taiwan and Nepal >> Nepal? (??) ...Simpleton argument. Scotland has the vote today. 5 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn ahh. So the people remain part of the British family even though they are governed locally in Scotland. I get it. 5 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal remember the trams? Remember the building of the Scottish Parliament? Prob best not to give them a country to play with. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : explain how they remain part of a British family >> They still have HM Queen. They ditch the posh Eton boys. 5 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce I think that Taiwan and Nepal have stronger claims/ needs for independence than Scotland 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : explain how they remain..British family > Scots people remain same. It's just the Government that becomes local 5 weeks ago Reply
NigelMcMinn explain how they remain part of a British family if they are an independent country? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Scottish people - enjoy your opportunity, today. Have optimism for the future. Gain local democracy. Sack Westminster. Vote YES. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : ... sincerely want us to be in the same family. >> Such a poor reason to vote. Don't lose family when you gain independence 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : certainly! how much NET profit you offering >> Ah, need to do next year accounts to know that. 5 weeks ago Reply
robcwalker this may be the greatest web site ever: 5 weeks ago Reply
tchenis alugando um belissimo carro 5 weeks ago Reply
Rachel_Iva RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them f… 5 weeks ago Reply
DrBlockbuster certainly!! ... how much NET profit are you offering 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : no no .. better than them, specialist sKills here 5 weeks ago Reply
DrBlockbuster no no ... you wrong 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 6pm and done over £5000 GP today. Worn out. ...Home now. Working like a dog. Looking forward to Scottish vote, tomorrow. YES! 5 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge :-) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Except main dealers. >> Ah. Full of idiot, itinerant, drug-addled, lazy car salesmen in cheap polyester suits. 5 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Except main dealers. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : sorry about das faulty link yesterday ...>> Your PC skills are amazing. Like a youngster. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Used the 24v Lucas BPF (British pre-focus) headlights on my Land Rover SII last night, first time in the dark. They are very good. Amazed. 5 weeks ago Reply
DrBlockbuster sorry about das faulty link yesterday ... here it is > Joke: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Be nice to them. And eat all their food. >> I'm nice to everyone! :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : YAY Japan! Eat all the things! >> The idea... rare whales, sharks, tuna etc etc. Quick before it's extinct. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Must say, have had very good prices on Japan flights, with (I believe) full lie-flat beds in 777 business class. Not stupid BA prices. 5 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong YAY Japan! Eat all the things! 5 weeks ago Reply
vitaminsludge Be nice to them. And eat all their food. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just tipped over £40,000 gross profit for the month (so far) which makes it easier to fly to Japan on Friday with no worries about sales. 5 weeks ago Reply
zahidk : RT : We can do websites like yours.. >> hahahaha, I don't think you can :)” LOL 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We can do websites like yours.. >> hahahaha, I don't think you can :) 5 weeks ago Reply
StarkwoodMedia We can do websites like yours.. happy to meet and discuss (whilst dancing to Spice Girls of course) ;-) 5 weeks ago Reply
clemente69 Website of the decade 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : In an independent Scotland, the Daily Mail will be replaced by The Dandy. #VoteYes #SexySocialism 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : You found it a bit boring... >> Yeah well, if you don't want a car, there's not much sticky content. 5 weeks ago Reply
StarkwoodMedia You found it a bit boring... well, here's something to make it all a little better: 5 weeks ago Reply
tazzie4465 thinking of new ways to be cruel to people Romans 1:30 who are causing you no harm ? Proverbs 3:30 #WBC 5 weeks ago Reply
WBCBecky RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them f… 5 weeks ago Reply
FalseReligions It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, they'll get mad. 5 weeks ago Reply
Rachel_Iva RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, … 5 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy Hope they are not driving and valeting at the same time. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today, I'm currently £8,000 ahead of sales gross profit for September, on this same day in Sept 2013. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : >> Can't ask for a "Valet" ie a servant. 5 weeks ago Reply
jct600 Now that would be something... and he is a Yorkshireman after all ;-) Chesterfield may be a stretch for him though! 5 weeks ago Reply
Heutagogy Person who washes and spruces up a dirty car 5 weeks ago Reply
jct600 it seems neither are in the dictionary Ling... 5 weeks ago Reply
CarsUK Maybe they're trying to get Keith Lemon to take the gig?! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Would you say valeter Ling? >> Yes, wouldn't you? :) 5 weeks ago Reply
jct600 Would you say valeter Ling? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : We're hiring! We need a Driver/Valetor #Chesterfield. >>> ... and a dictionary :) 5 weeks ago Reply
AbiWBC RT : It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, … 5 weeks ago Reply
WBCFredJr It is what it is! : RT : WBC, Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, they'll get mad. 5 weeks ago Reply
Aljekar RT : Ooooops 5 weeks ago Reply
mattyweeks RT : Ooooops 5 weeks ago Reply
leroy5765 that is brilliant! Well done Ling!! 5 weeks ago Reply
DavidG28 RT : Ooooops 5 weeks ago Reply
johnbold72 RT : Ooooops 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ooooops 5 weeks ago Reply
Paul_Norman RT : RT : WBC, you talking to about the Scottish vote.>>This is why twitter exists. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : WBC, you talking to about the Scottish vote. Does it get any better than THAT? My week is made. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Westboro Baptist Church to pickeT >> Are you picketing at the Scottish referendum? Don't call them fags, they'll get mad 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Nationalist socialist - I didn't say Nazi ;) you're right, .... > You're right, you didn't say Nazi. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Smackeroonies, heroin, Mars bars, big cranes, Britannia (the boat), Falkirk Wheel, sleeper trains, Carter Bar, Eyemouth, who can vote NO? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Gingers, Rabbie Burns, whisky, Bay City Rollers, Tunnocks tea cakes, Lulu, John Logie Baird, kilts, tartan, sporrans. Just vote YES. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Archie Gemmill, Irn Bru, Forth rail bridge, Gordon Broon, Highland cattle, Annie Lennox, Buckfast, Sean Connery, cock-a-leekie, oatcakes YES 5 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno Nationalist socialist - I didn't say Nazi ;) you're right, there's a difference. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So, I vote for the Scottish currency to be the "Smackeroonie" after that UK£ transition period. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Au contraire! You've probably made £10k profit already today, right? ; ) >>> You know in £ terms, I can't compete :) 5 weeks ago Reply
lakey Au contraire! You've probably made £10k profit already today, right? ; ) 5 weeks ago Reply