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DuaneJackson it's perfect as it is. In the same way is. Wouldn't work any other way. 5 hours ago Reply
shiney_penguins Worth it! I've just won a special collectors badge playing Ling's badge quiz 9 hours ago Reply
dan_bean More UX gold: 14 hours ago Reply
laufofbread Ling for Prime Minister! 15 hours ago Reply
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MrJCNicholson I've just come across the worst website I've ever seen: - it breaks every design and usability rule in the book! 16 hours ago Reply
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LINGsCARS 8 new car deliveries today: 2 x Cit C1s, a Nissan Juke, 2 x Merc SLKs, a Hyundai ix35, a Nissan Qashqai and a Honda CRV. LAUNCH THE EAGLES! 21 hours ago Reply
hanstosti Forresten, så er Ryan Air ikke de eneste der laver boksen på “dårlig” æstetik: 1 day ago Reply
BasedSmugleaf RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 1 day ago Reply
Sayo1337 RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 1 day ago Reply
richaskew RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 1 day ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Comrades. Please post a photo of this great news event. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb. It's hard to say how good this Tweet is. 10/10. 1 day ago Reply
GraemeShield Represent the UK next year!! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm on target to finish this month £18,000 UP on the total GP for May 2014. So, I'm a happy bunny. 1 day ago Reply
pjryan51 I don't think their intention however is to make non eu immigration easier 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS In fact, I think their system would be much fairer eg for Chinese people/non-EU. However, causing bad feeling sucks 1 day ago Reply
pjryan51 bloody immigrants. Coming over here creating our jobs. 1 day ago Reply
Webknit Go on ling!!! 1 day ago Reply
Webknit RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 1 day ago Reply
pjryan51 RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Today, Ian and Clare cleared my barn, for the demolishing of my 2 x 60ft grain towers. Just incase accident and barn collapse. 1 day ago Reply
KatieMillman RT : #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. http:/… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have my #EurovisionSongContest front page up. It is very popular. I would win for UK. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS #UKIP youth delete their Tweet, after I challenge them. give them a slap, the idiots. 1 day ago Reply
soulus_ RT : Hey ...deleting your Tweets (like this one in pic) is just BAD. Shows you're ashamed. Control your mouths http:/… 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hey ...deleting your Tweets (like this one in pic) is just BAD. Shows you're ashamed. Control your mouths 1 day ago Reply
ScruffyFox There are plenty of UK born people who leech off the system 1 day ago Reply
ScruffyFox this seriously pisses me off, what these people really are against scroungers, but thats due to a broken system, not immigration! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't play those silly games :) 1 day ago Reply
dwardt Guess who wins the next FWA: 1 day ago Reply
hedgenettle Tweet gone. Did you get a screengrab? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far today £3165 Gross Profit. Looking forward to a good afternoon, now :) 1 day ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Amen... :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS You just make this stuff up as you go along? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Where is Alan Partridge when you need him? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, imagine the Olympics results decided on PR. 1 day ago Reply
beaton_bruce fptp works in football 1 day ago Reply
_kathaar all for it - very happy to see the "fringe" parties present a case for it to n10, esp the SNP who would lose seats. 1 day ago Reply
LukeBurstow I think in the Australian system your economy is doing so badly that Maserati imports stop and problem solves itself? 1 day ago Reply
waiyeehong (Saw competitor deliver frozen by courier. Cust complain that things arriving defrosted, competitor said just re-freeze. :-O ) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, well. Glad you think the rules in place should be retrospectively changed due to result. Then, campaign for PR. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why you ask me this? UKIP are talking about LEGAL migration, not ILLEGAL. Quite stupid question from you. 1 day ago Reply
_kathaar not sure. think we should have had a coalition rather than a tory majority. disagree with fptp. not truly democratic imo. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, more green is better. Unless you want to live in police state? 1 day ago Reply
martynpeel Explain how an Australian system would have prevented a bunch of illegals from hiding in Maseratis on a lorry. Please explain. 1 day ago Reply
playinwivknives Ling just 0wn3d the Faragejugend #UKIP hitlerkiddies account 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, you can. Labour got more votes and they DON'T want an Australian system. So, should Labour policy be used? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...then spit out the feet if you want a more tender crow. 1 day ago Reply
KathyShaw1 RT : They're nutters. You should hear the stuff that's now said quite openly, years ago would only be sai… 1 day ago Reply
_kathaar no, i get it, but you can't really just discount 4 million voters like that. 1 day ago Reply
waiyeehong A bit chewy... 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, agree. But 3rd isn't enough. Usually, first is better. Have you missed that point? Helpfully, I make it for you 1 day ago Reply
_kathaar third largest party this election by votes. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unfortunately, not enough voters agree. So, please wait 5 years and try again. I think this is called "democracy"? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is this some parody tweet to make you look stupid? 2 spelling errors and a grammar error in caps? And you RT it? Eh? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS "SHOW YOU ARE INTELLIGENCE"??? It helps if you edit grammar errors as it makes your supporters look a bit stupid, D. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, easy. Use crows. Then customers could boil them, too. Delicious with fast noodle. 1 day ago Reply
waiyeehong That's 'as the crow flies' Also, have you never seen Bristol traffic? 1 day ago Reply
hanreck I specifically said us (the UK). But nevermind. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, I didn't pull up the drawbridge. I am so forgetful. Sorry. :) 1 day ago Reply
hanreck . This is not about you, Ling. You are welcome here. This is about us forgetting to close the front door after you. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS What an idiotic tweet. Completely beneath me.... :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do your mopeds have a range limit? At 30mph, 3 miles takes 6 minutes. That's a very short shelf life for perishables 1 day ago Reply
queen_redqueen RT : Heartening how thoroughly this chap has assimilated to our culture! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...anyway, you have so much money you don't even notice :) hehe 1 day ago Reply
LawrenceSmith_ Like your style!! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then simply issue a winding up order against them :) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's their simplistic attitude I disagree with. I agree floods of unskilled migrants may be bad. But, not all are. 1 day ago Reply
LawrenceSmith_ I was promised the money on Tuesday Ling that was what was agreed. 1 day ago Reply
CanYouFlyBobby Heartening how thoroughly this chap has assimilated to our culture! 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then, don't buy it if you don't agree with the T&Cs. Duhhh. But don't moan about what was agreed beforehand. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...because if everyone ran a business, who would be the employees? It's startlingly obvious. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS However, the EU won't even consider using the word "renegotiation". So it's kind of knackered before it gets going. 1 day ago Reply
vocnorth Go on Ling :) 1 day ago Reply
danielmarcevans Quite frightening to see that devolution, really. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also, you choose "Hull" because it's a general shithole with sofas in gardens. Why not compare to an affluent town? 1 day ago Reply
99_hp They're nutters. You should hear the stuff that's now said quite openly, years ago would only be said by BNP/NF 1 day ago Reply
danielmarcevans Christ, something very Nazi Germany about a 'UKIP Youth Wing' isn't there? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one EVER tweets about their own bad driving :). It's a rule. It's always OTHER PEOPLE causing the shit, eh? 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am an immigrant. I employ 10 f/time people and pay >£50k corporation tax annually, plus NI etc etc. So, *uck off. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is anti-darwinism. It means you can drive stupidly and survive. Quite wrong. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS They walk out, they get wet feet :) Try walking out from an oil rig :))) 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS There is so much money available out there, for people who are prepared to work for it. Stop telling me there's no money. There is LOADS. 1 day ago Reply
LINGsCARS Money only worth it if you make/work for it yourself. Spending OPM (other people's money) is what *ucks things up. 1 day ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy I'm up for it.. Send the money on, I have lots of ideas. :) 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Now £13,500 ahead of where I was last year, this day in May. Going great. Busy. Cancel the bank holiday, please. 2 days ago Reply
technicalfault I agree. I still don't get Periscope. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just a bit of quality would be nice. 2 days ago Reply
technicalfault isn't that what offers? Which all the cool kids claim is the best thing since sliced bread. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS a) it's in portrait, b) it's broadcast at max 240p... and this is for a Thinking Digital Conference? Sheesh. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why want $Billions? I have a hard time spending my money as it is... what fu*ked up life would $billions create. 2 days ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy Not Billions? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why? He may have generated $millions from that $800 seed by now. It's a nonsense to say he is upset. 2 days ago Reply
StevieWonderBoy unless he was a drug Lord I can't see how he isn't crying .. 2 days ago Reply
thejohncrichton to be fair Ling, even if he turned it into millions it was a shite idea.UNLESS he's partied on those $ since?! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Pay to "light" a virtual candle online? Needs a reality check. Outrageous nonsense. Is it a tax on stupid people? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Depends what he did with the $800. He may well have turned it into $millions. You are giving a one-sided view. 2 days ago Reply
DigitalWatches God save queen mao 2 days ago Reply
SarahHornsey Everyone needs a chicken on their Twitter feed!: 2 days ago Reply
JoePistell More Water Ling! Keep that soil damp for the next 3 weeks! 2 days ago Reply
waiyeehong I don't know what is Hurn, but yes, probably is that guy. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Is that the one on Hurn? 2 days ago Reply
discreetsecure . but it only changes on the day, right? Useless prediction, corrected on the day so they then claim they are accurate. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Merc W123 has a fuel pipe leak on MOT, getting fixed now. Next up for MOT is Renault Master Luton. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS #Weather. It would be interesting to analyse the BBC weather for DH2. It is never correct. The rain forecast changes to "no rain" every day. 2 days ago Reply
grumbo : Here is a screenshot, looks better than this when animated :) #Eurovision2015 ” >> My money's the chicken 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is a screenshot, looks better than this when animated :) #Eurovision2015 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Has anyone seen the LING #EurovisionSongContest entry???? Well??? My homepage... 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Still waiting for bloody grass to grow, on my farm lanscaped front entrance. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Checking my CCTV at the farm, I see Ian strimming (well camouflaged by bloody hawthorn). 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Something to do with you being an American. Very low on the world intelligence rankings :) God save the Queen & Mao 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS The British #Eurovision2015 is live on my website. Just need to quiet the karaoke vids TAKE A LOOK. Scores out of 10? 2 days ago Reply
AlexVixgeck Web Design from hell. 2 days ago Reply
DigitalWatches How did I not know about until today? What kind of life have I been living? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just testing my Eurovision song entry home page before deployment. Will be up soon. I know you can't wait. Involves a birdie. 2 days ago Reply
devronbaldwin to pay less banking fees. Also I may have been joking. Do you lease out a sense of humour ? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS hehehehe, yes, that's an idea. Far too simple, though :) 2 days ago Reply
dan_of_steele you need to log them all in Lingo... 2 days ago Reply
devronbaldwin the more you put in the more they can make off it, yet they still charge huge fees. You should start LingsBank. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS The problem with MOT these days, is that you forget to do it. Because road tax is not in screen, so it slips mind. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Because Devron has a dry wit. 2 days ago Reply
dan_of_steele were all your vehicles born in May? 2 days ago Reply
lRhyss why the fu*k would she choose to earn less money? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Those banking fees are a bastard. Do you know, the more you put in, the more they charge? Outrageous! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yesterday, clean MOT pass on my Land Rover Series 2. Today, the W123 Merc goes for test. Expect another pass. Tomorrow, my Ren Master Luton. 2 days ago Reply
devronbaldwin he has got a point. You could look like all the others the you'd make a lot less money & save banking fees. 2 days ago Reply
TroyHammo Bahahaha fair enough! 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...so do I. Love it, love it, love it. Who is that Chinese bird, though??? 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS You are looking at it upside down, nit. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh yeah, I have so many issues with my website. Biggest issue is what to do with $1.3m it makes every year. Issues.. 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Later today I'll have the British entrant for #Eurovision on my homepage. I am sponsoring it. I re-do my website for Eurovision Song Contest 2 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Starting the day £11,500 GP up on this date for month of May last year. Steady, consistent, chunky growth continues. No boom or bust here! 2 days ago Reply
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MHTQPR RT : we don't know the meaning of the word austerity. It's been hijacked as a tool of fear by the left. Less free s… 3 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS You really do talk utter shit. Are 2m extra jobs (more than rest of EU put together) "exploiting the workforce"? 3 days ago Reply
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MisterArtVfx #Inspiration Ce #site #web à été élu le site de l'année. Vous devez absolument y jeter un coup d'oeil. C'est super! 3 days ago Reply
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NathanaelB I didn't win t-shirt. Sad. Will keep playing until I do! 3 days ago Reply
NathanaelB Flash driving arcade game of excellence 3 days ago Reply
romaklimenko HTML5 & CSS3 4 days ago Reply
geake that it's customer centric...whatever that buzzword really means! 4 days ago Reply
paulrouke about which part?! 4 days ago Reply
geake I always got that impression! 4 days ago Reply
paulrouke . as it turns out I am, and behind the crazyness of the website there is a very, very customer centric business #EcomChat 4 days ago Reply
geake I think you'd need to be a customer to answer that question 4 days ago Reply
paulrouke A1) Just throwing it out there, hands up who feels is a customer centric business? #EcomChat 4 days ago Reply
mgielissen Lingscars ook RT Deze kende ik nog niet.. Heerlijk! 4 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS " Less free stuff ain't austerity" is a very good quote :) 4 days ago Reply
matosucha RT : £75 million of cars sold by Lings Cars and growing! #webdesigntrends #behavioralscience 5 days ago Reply
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Alice_monique1 I will leave it there on the CV page :D They should thank me I didn't copy the entire site: . I was very tempted. 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS "I want £10k for 30 mins with Simon Cowell, so I'm selling all my possessions" 6 days ago Reply
iheartkode This website is um, 6 days ago Reply
gazthevanman we don't know the meaning of the word austerity. It's been hijacked as a tool of fear by the left. Less free stuff aint austerity 6 days ago Reply
Webknit it means the first message. They posted another after saying 2/2 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's 1/2 a police? Just the top bit? Or do you mean one out of two police... 1/2 your police force? 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Only 93%? Must try harder, heh. :) 6 days ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kevan, as my MP, please be positive about the future, not spitty. Who already pays a lot of tax? Me. Cuts are needed 6 days ago Reply
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M_Lazarowicz RT : Love this website as shared by Joe Doveton on the #CRO course today 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Do your offers include VAT? 1 week ago Reply
HVBrougham Love this website as shared by Joe Doveton on the #CRO course today 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My customer John is VERY happy with his new Megane Tourer :) Just delivered! 1 week ago Reply
adam_ux Fantastic! Lets invite Ling from to do a keynote too 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS By the end of today, I'll still be £10k up in GP sales on this date in May, last year. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am having some more fencing installed today. Child prevention fencing. Sharp, pointy, with barbed & razor wire :) 1 week ago Reply
AnthonyCollins She cracks me up. View page source: 1 week ago Reply
GemmaMerinoM La Anti Usabilidad Aviso: puede producir ataques epilépticos #EjemplosWeb #NoWay 1 week ago Reply
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Jwmgillon10 this was voted the worst site of 2013 it still has not improved 1 week ago Reply
Ffena This is really interesting - how Vertubastards don't give a shit: #shitshop 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS That's the Islamic State fuc*ed, then. They all drive new #Toyota pick-ups. Hope they have IS warranty department. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Laurence, if I was you I would simply make an all-singing website. I don't know about these crowdfunding things :( 1 week ago Reply
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halfjobtissy does look dodgy to you #SocialSponsoring, any advise greatly appreciated //\\;;//\\ 1 week ago Reply
halfjobtissy tell me more, also need to raise 2k for all this season training which we don't have, we have a bat sponsor and she gr8 1 week ago Reply
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wonkana He's the UKs Number one Postman because he said he is 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Postman Pat just arrived at my farm: checking CCTV 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS My 3CX is now back in working order. If anyone wants a super old JCB 3CX, with extradig, perkins turbo 4x4, new rear tyres, let me know. 1 week ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently, sales GP for May 2015 is running £10k ahead of May 2014 (and we are only just over a week in!) 1 week ago Reply
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Daisy_4822 RT : RT : So only people that own their homes are allowed to lease cars ? > Joking. Anyone with good credit … 1 week ago Reply
SonjaJefferson RT : Horrible #UX? maybe not. Check out the crazy, yet highly successful - Also, interview w/ Ling ht… 1 week ago Reply
JCastenando RT : What a happy website: 1 week ago Reply
SoniaGarmar Somebody sends me the link to this website and almost kill me 1 week ago Reply
DavidCasheros RT : Inspiring web design -> 1 week ago Reply
wendy1968harris RT : One of my new favorite websites... "CAR LEASING CHEAP LEASE CARS SALES CAR LEASING CHEAP BUSINESS HIRE DEALS" 1 week ago Reply
21_janvier RT : Il cliqua sur et ce qu'il vit l'a tellement choqué qu'il en devint aveugle. 1 week ago Reply
Loran750 Il cliqua sur et ce qu'il vit l'a tellement choqué qu'il en devint aveugle. 1 week ago Reply
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hyperyote I think we need to redesign like this It's inspiring! 2 weeks ago Reply
TheRevengerists < out mainframe started smoking after using _THIS_ 2 weeks ago Reply
itsmatthewj Awesome! Can't wait for that :) 2 weeks ago Reply
Malarkey is a marketing genius. I plan to write a book about it. 2 weeks ago Reply
instanceofjamie all publicity is good publicity, right? Right? /cc 2 weeks ago Reply
itsmatthewj That's my "site of choice" too. Interestingly, did you know that is deliberately like that? 2 weeks ago Reply
r23dan Every so often someone reminds me that Ling's leasing site still exists :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
ertailara El nuevo diseño de La Tercera: 2 weeks ago Reply
SonjaJefferson RT : “Customers want realness, grit, emotion and fun. They want to see who is behind it” #webdesign 2 weeks ago Reply
jasondunlap The UX reminds me of or better yet 2 weeks ago Reply
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vertumotors thanks Ling sounds interesting! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have asked a customer of mine to Tweet you Robert. Might be worth a private listen. It's not bad news... it's 2 weeks ago Reply
AmityWeb Maybe you don't need an amazing website after all! This website owner has won awards & is very successful #webdesign 2 weeks ago Reply
Sneaksby No, your website is better than that! Have a great day 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...next to that pile of bricks and the bed? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Go and vote. 2 weeks ago Reply
Sneaksby Your website should be in the . 2 weeks ago Reply
mcseain WAP 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Of course! What do you expect? DOS? 2 weeks ago Reply
wintopia Love this time in history where I can google about anyone. Most recently learned a lot about Ling of #impressed 2 weeks ago Reply
prrrk03 RT : Que diseñazo. QUE-DI-SE-ÑA-ZO. #webdesigntrends 2 weeks ago Reply
AlexVixgeck Que diseñazo. QUE-DI-SE-ÑA-ZO. #webdesigntrends 2 weeks ago Reply
AdamLehman RT : Inspiring web design -> 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The letter from Criminal Justice System about my car-thief Willas: read... 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, the hurdle is set high, must be a good risk :) 2 weeks ago Reply
GuyWMD Ouch! Lower than I thought. 2 weeks ago Reply
fleethonda Having had my house burgled twice in the past year....2 x bikes worth £1000 stolen......I know what you mean! Lee at Honda manc 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So I guess Richard David Willas is off the streets for 8 months. These people are real scum and I'm glad to have put one away for 8 months. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS The LandRover thief (at my farm, he didn't get it) Richard David Willas was sentenced to 16months detention in a young offender institution 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This weekend I am having a short break in Czech Republic. Going on Fri PM, back Monday PM. 2 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce good Edinburgh company 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 4 new car deliveries today: Audi A3 to London, E-Class to London, VW Tiguan to Keighley, Toyota Auris Hybrid to Beaumont. Launch the Eagles! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, is fun, but Shane is a long way away. He would get a nosebleed this far North :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Going to Scot JCB this morning for parts to complete the rebuild of ny JCB 3CX that suffered a broken loader arm. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Usually between 1/3 and 1/2 of people proposing a car are accepted by finance. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS VW Golf to Yorkshire :) Always like dealing with Yorkshire customers, hahaha. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Great morning so far :) Over £2000 of GP signed new car orders. Plus I have rain (for my grass). 2 weeks ago Reply
jewlee182 This has got to be one of the best websites on the entire internet #webdesign #hilarious #websitesthatsuck 2 weeks ago Reply
peterc What about car leasing? I'm pretty sure working is fun, isn't it ? :-) 2 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife Tell me the news, Ling: Boston bomber breaks down in court #Fife 2 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife Growing news: Buoyancy aid trapped boat death girl #Fife 2 weeks ago Reply
craigwiffen has the greatest website in the world 2 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife NEWS EXPLOIT: Peugeot : PRODUCTION Plugleot 208 ACHIEVES FUEL CONSUMPTION... #Fife 2 weeks ago Reply
Fife_me_uk #Kirkcaldy | #ChatFife News bleat: ‘Illegal’ security licences revoked #Fife 2 weeks ago Reply
Flyminds_blog Esta página es hipnotizante xDD y lo peor es que me entra como ejemplo para un examen #TrueStory 2 weeks ago Reply
TeamPistonBroke They should have a look at for inspiration. 2 weeks ago Reply
Shiul93 recomiendo verlo en navegador de ordenador xD 2 weeks ago Reply
briwoo Just leased a car from fantastic price and superb service from Ling 2 weeks ago Reply
GuyWMD 18 others with amazing taste! What's the proposal-acceptance rate like? 2 weeks ago Reply
Soffi_Propp They live an isolating and privileged life. And Britain will go bonkers when the baby is here. 2 weeks ago Reply
Soffi_Propp They love an isolating and privileged life. Britain will go bonkers when the baby is here. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Excellent and precise view on Scotland last night on TV. Makes utter sense. Refreshing. Beats usual nonsense. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Sofie, it's not that they won't see it accidentally. They REFUSE to see it, they avoid this commoner muck. Irony :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look who's given Kevin a car. For fu*k's sake. The irony of that monstrosity and "grand designs" 2 weeks ago Reply
Soffi_Propp It's ok if they don't see my tweet. #royalbaby 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Yes, a nonsense. Less = more. That's the truth, but envious left-wingers can't stand it. They prefer poverty. 2 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman Along with zero hours contracts. 2 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman 40% - plus the mandatory NI actually makes income tax over 50% already!! 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, I use "signs" as back-up. They took them down during WW2 but now they are back up again. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It will be called "Bentley"? Hmmm, that's a bit of a PR opportunity for the Germans. Just shows the lineage in action. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unfortunately they don't read your Twitter stream, so it's a pointless post. Royal baby? Bleuggghhhh. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I grew up in China, there it's far harder than here. No sympathy for people in China. In UK there are no issues. 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo Got stuff to do. I'll be back pal! 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo If we hadn't been given the opportunities and guidance when we were younger, we would be in the same boat mate. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, "struggle" a bit harder or a bit more cleverly. There's no magic ceiling holding people down. 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo I'm not a champagne socialist or anything, but I see hard working people every day, and they struggle to get by. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Then simply, they should do better. Up to them. This is UK, not 3rd world. These people happy to live marginally. 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo Because there's a lot of people out there who struggle to put food on the table. I couldn't live on minimum wage, it's unfair. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That is just the politics of envy. Good, I'm glad the doubled! Be better if they trebled it. Why not? 2 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell all politicians need to be beaten into understanding it's not their money they waste 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo f*cking hell, is that true? Our country is f*cked! 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo I work a fair amount too, and earn a fair amount. My wage hasn't gone up, it's stayed the same. I'm not moaning on my behalf. 2 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell yep, spending £60k a month on milibands travel expenses is criminal 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo I agree. If we can find money to bail out the banks and for IDS to buy baby wipes, we should have money for nurses. 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo The richest 1% doubled their wealth when everyone else, including the middle class have been fuc*ed over. 2 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell they pay £30k a year plus the money they put into economy via purchases and staff wages, proper numbers are interesting 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is very good statement. :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Non-Doms pay FULL UK TAX on UK earnings. Plus a £30,000 fee. How is that not enough? 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo I agree with what you say. We waste a f*ck load of money on complete bollocks. 2 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell how much is wasted on protecting paedophiles and Twitter complaints, yet claims of no cash for policing 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People getting "richer" might just have something to do with work rate. Funnily, I work a lot... not for peanuts. 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo Inefficient government I agree with, I'd call it corrupt. The non-doms don't pay their fair share of tax though. 2 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell for example, do we need to be paying for translation service or diversity advisors, £12bn+ in bribes/aid etc 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No. Non-doms pay full UK tax on UK earnings, plus annual fee of £30k. It's a red herring. The issue is overspending. 2 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell not really, it's inefficient gov and paying lazy people, all those non doms put a huge amount of cash into economy 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo Austerity refers to the benefit sanctions, bed room tax, poverty minimum wage. While the rich get richer. 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo The issue is tax dodging from non-doms and multinationals. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Overspending by £90 billion is called "bladdering and pissing away", not "austerity" in my opinion. 2 weeks ago Reply
Jorge_orwell think means most people moaning, same with people wanting others to pay more tax, when already paying 40%+ to hmrc 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Leeds is a step up from Hull I guess. There is no austerity. Gov overspends £90bn a year more than it takes in tax. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People should really have a bit of pride, get a grip, stop claiming benefits and work a little harder/cleverer to earn more money. 2 weeks ago Reply
ringaldo I moan about cuts and austerity, and I pay in a moderate amount. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Top of my head, my corporation tax payable Jan 2016 looks like about £55,000. Pissing IN to the pot the lazy *ucks/whingers draw from. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : "I've not seen a graph plotting your 'GP' recently?" - no point, it only goes up. Just watch a NASA rocket for the concept 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Not on a daily basis but I'm sure a monthly one can be done. I've not seen a graph plotting your 'GP' recently? https://… 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why not daily? If you have figures daily. It's a tiny bit of code, a one off bit of work which then autogenerates. 2 weeks ago Reply
PhilipN_CAP Not on a daily basis but I'm sure a monthly one can be done. I've not seen a graph plotting your 'GP' recently? 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ...but still no graph to make any sense of it. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "what will you do to help people like me?", audience asks on BBC QT. The politician should say: "Absolutely fuc* all. Try helping yourself". 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS People who moan about "cuts" and "austerity" (there is no austerity), never seem to be people who pay in. They always on the take. 2 weeks ago Reply
alexjprice It’s 90’s web design on LSD. 2 weeks ago Reply
alexjprice Someone seriously recommended this website for car leasing and OMG: (mobile site is bad, desktop site is MENTAL) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "But German cars seem to be popular.." ...indeed, you wouldn't think that just 75 years ago they were bombing UK. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Superb, John :) I love customers who don't bite my head off, hahahaha :) 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS For fu*k's sake. You need THEM to teach you how to string a few words together? Waste of time. 2 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I answered. 2 weeks ago Reply
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JackCoffeyy no answer ling ?? 3 weeks ago Reply
musicbaum I have found the future of the Internet and car leasing and it's THIS 3 weeks ago Reply
ben4rdsouth A great reference is: It might make you cry inside. 3 weeks ago Reply
CrienaLDavies very true! Only worked in the lease biz for 6 months. But German cars seem to be popular.. Plus the Mitsubishi outlander phev 3 weeks ago Reply
thejohncrichton Got a delighted girl after arranging our car leasing from bloody pleasure to do business with too 3 weeks ago Reply
ashpron she's so complimentary of your industry sector! 3 weeks ago Reply
BerkleyBikes Three new websites I learned about at #searchlove: - - - 3 weeks ago Reply
Dogknob1 just wondered if it was some tax thing 3 weeks ago Reply
georgeapazidis Horrible #UX? maybe not. Check out the crazy, yet highly successful - Also, interview w/ Ling 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No idea. My customers choose the cars they want. Up to them :) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've just bought a former Community Building in Grange Villa from the council. 3 weeks ago Reply
Dogknob1 why so few Fiat 500`s? 3 weeks ago Reply
CrienaLDavies RT : No one else in UK car industry shows you this: Top 50 cars my customers applied for, showing volume, last 90 days: http://t.… 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ah, when you learn, you can train me on it :) 3 weeks ago Reply
MarcyTanter Ha! 3 weeks ago Reply
webuyanycar No we love the North! Sithee is #Yorkshire slang for "see you later" :) 3 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle lol 3 weeks ago Reply
KunleTCampbell "black rapper"....? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It is not shitee, it is very nice up north. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Must say, as an operator, Nic the Fish is a class act. Can see why Scotland wants to vote 100% SNP... it's an emotion thing. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Chinese is my ethnic origin. Instead of "whitey" or "black rapper" or "Pakistanian'" or "other", I use Chinese. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm Chink-O-Brit. My official designated nationality. You're Scottish, maybe I will be more British than YOU, soon. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Nice start to May, with £1600 of new car orders so far today :) 3 weeks ago Reply
wojp “Customers want realness, grit, emotion and fun. They want to see who is behind it” #webdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If I told you, I would have to then kill you. 3 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : My 50p rule per visitor continues! (actually 51p). Amazing rule.” >> A grumbostumble. 3 weeks ago Reply
MarcyTanter So then how do you earn money off the cars? 3 weeks ago Reply
jimreidvehicle so do you class yourself as Chinese too? #justasking 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce It used to be a problem but now they're just anti Tory #balanced 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Kevan, wrong target. ...remember, you're only one county away from the Scottish border :) 3 weeks ago Reply
martinbean C’mon, Ling. That’s a bit offensive. Some of them can annunciate single syllable words now. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am an immigrant so I am BRITISH (rather than English, Scots, Welsh etc)... I am not quite sure where this positions me with the SNP? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS ... you mean I should deal with people who can only grunt, fart and kill prostitutes? Who do you take me for? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Unsure why no one else measures that. I have never seen it anywhere else. It's my favourite one. 3 weeks ago Reply
MrStuartForrest that's a rather stunning KPI metric, Ling. Nice one. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Confusing figures. Where's the graph? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS April unique website visitors: 123,478. April sales (gross profit) £63,008. My 50p rule per visitor continues! (actually 51p). Amazing rule. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is NOT "austerity". This is PROFLIGACY. Can't idiot people who claim it's austerity figure out what a £100 billion overspend really is? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS How can the Government spend £100 billion MORE then it receives in taxes etc, and then everyone says "oooh AUSTERITY"? ...Are you all MAD? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Stupid people going on about "AUSTERITY". There is no austerity. N-O-N-E. The idiot Government still spends £100bn/yr more than it receives. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My money comes from the magic money trees. I grow them on my farm. I feed them with bullshit and piss. 3 weeks ago Reply
davecorgillous A glorious exemplar of Internet technologies: 3 weeks ago Reply
AdamLehman RT : Inspiring web design -> 3 weeks ago Reply
TheWonderJam Inspiring web design -> 3 weeks ago Reply
njalskinner how about leasing vans and trucks too? 3 weeks ago Reply
SergeyChechaev RT : This is my new favorite site: 3 weeks ago Reply
JackCoffeyy your money comes from where then? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS a) Payments go to finance company, b) Finance company pay me nothing 3 weeks ago Reply
JackCoffeyy Do the monthly payments for cars go to you or direct to finance co and they pay you a commission ? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, I used to do Harleys but frankly the dealers were hopeless. Even worse than car dealers. 3 weeks ago Reply
bigbangyamaha do you supply motorbikes too ? 3 weeks ago Reply
geake so can I hold you responsible for spreading those ghastly vw ups???! 3 weeks ago Reply
LarryMannino My current favorite website of all time: 3 weeks ago Reply
lgmcreative My current favorite website of all time: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one else in UK car industry shows you this: Top 50 cars my customers applied for, showing volume, last 90 days: 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Cat is often delicious, boiled. 3 weeks ago Reply
BarryBadKnees you're just quoting a Chinese takeaway menu. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I don't have a cat called 340. I have a cat called 362 and one called 363. Really, I do. You can have one of those 2 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS That thing would solve my JCB puncture issues. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Joe, this is my gross profit. Invoicing on car deliveries. I don't fund the cars so no cost of sales except payroll. 3 weeks ago Reply
erniemiller This is my new favorite site: 3 weeks ago Reply
JoePistell p.s congrats :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
JoePistell Hi Ling, I'm on the other side of the ocean, what invoicing are you tracking? 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce Ill take an intro then! this my machine of choice, first day on the fleet 3 weeks ago Reply
mark_russ67 woo for my next vehicle I'll have a cat 340 please!! 3 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy RT : Trend of LINGsCARS April invoicing over last 4 years: 2012: £40k..., 2013: £59k... 2014: £65k... 2015: £75k. Trend is errr, … 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I may have mis-read your tweet. You mean why don't I SELL leases on plant equipment? Good idea. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, CarCraft have gone pop. Bust. Losing £8million a year. Not sure how they managed that. What a nonsense. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Trend of LINGsCARS April invoicing over last 4 years: 2012: £40k..., 2013: £59k... 2014: £65k... 2015: £75k. Trend is errr, up, up, up :) 3 weeks ago Reply
fishface74 In UX training, learning about 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No one else in UK motor industry (or just about any other sector) declares monthly sales/invoicing figs like me. Everyone else is secretive. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am currently on £74,500 ex vat invoicing (gross profit) for this month, just waiting to finalise last few deliveries. Finish on £76k-ish. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ed, what about if you are in Scotland? No choice there, it's Nic the Fish or no-one. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Because I want to own my JCB :) 3 weeks ago Reply
black_ivory_86 I can’t “throw away“ this image in Tweetbot. 3 weeks ago Reply
PhiBo23 1. in ne Bildschirmecke tun 2. 30 Min afk 3. re 4. erschrecken, weil man das im Augenwinkel fürn Insekt hält. Ich. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Blasted through £60,000 ex vat of gross profit, this month. Will end at least £3k higher than that. 3 weeks ago Reply
ChocoBearTweets идеальный сайт 3 weeks ago Reply
AgenturSimon Kauft billige Autos bei Ling. Ihr könnt ihm vertrauen. #WebsiteOfTheFuture 3 weeks ago Reply
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beaton_bruce Why don't you lease plant equipment? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It's actually very fast! 3 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Do you use it for the morning commute to annoy other road users? 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If anyone wants a good used JCB 3CX (circa £5000+vat), please let me know. It is a wonderful British machine. Perkins turbo, +extradig. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hopefully, today, I can get my JCB 3CX repaired and back on the road, then for sale. My replacement JCB 4CX I bought, is bigger and better. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Banking for the future: I have £130,000 (ex vat) gross profit, of car orders in my system waiting for delivery. This is my "pot". 3 weeks ago Reply
pascalpoizat RT : Ma nouvelle référence en terme de UI : #IHELL 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 10 new car deliveries today, so I'm busy. Plus, collecting repaired JCB front loader arms. Plus bidding on a local building. 3 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : So far, to date (Jan-April) in 2015, invoicing is £52,000 up on the same period 2014. That's good!” >> That is very good. 3 weeks ago Reply
petitroll RT : Ma nouvelle référence en terme de UI : #IHELL 3 weeks ago Reply
BrockSamsonUK better watch out Ling, miliband will be coming for you soon :-) 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rt : you are well on the way from making gross profits to obscene profits >> "Profit" is not a dirty word! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS So far, to date (Jan-April) in 2015, invoicing is £52,000 up on the same period 2014. That's good! 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like I will finish the month of April 2015 £8,000 up on invoicing for April 2014. That's extra gross profit. 3 weeks ago Reply
dmunarriz ¿Dónde pulso? ¿Explotarár?... 3 weeks ago Reply
JeffInTheShell RT : Ma nouvelle référence en terme de UI : #IHELL 3 weeks ago Reply
Haitaar Ma nouvelle référence en terme de UI : #IHELL 3 weeks ago Reply
drorayalon Sorry for twitting about it again, but this site is pure geniusity - #UX 3 weeks ago Reply
HansHaupt RT : Best website ever! 3 weeks ago Reply
shonatiger RT : “: Best website ever! 3 weeks ago Reply
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callofthewiles RT : good suggestion. Ling spoke at our events before, it was highly entertaining :) 3 weeks ago Reply
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discreetsecure Class X is a very long way from Class A, I should think. 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS "Class" in terms of "bottom of class"? Heh :) 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Has everyone seen my MEET THE STAFF page? 3 weeks ago Reply
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WordCampMpls Can you spot the Call to Action???!!! #wcmpls 3 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce Ah have you paid your license? Switch to ITV more rain on offer! 3 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Just had a phone call from my friendly road-planers. They re-surfacing A-something or other - say they will deliver 200tonnes, Tonight! Eeek 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Next rain-lie. BBC promises rain at 3pm tomorrow. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Few websites have better music than me. But this Polish one does. Turn up speakers. Big bag. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 3 wickets good. I am waiting for you to be famous. Please hurry up! England needs you. 3 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy So ok I did not bat but took 3 wickets and felt happy with my performance for 3rd XI - new bat not needed 3 weeks ago Reply
AlexandeRussell this is my new favorite website: 3 weeks ago Reply
JeshiDotCom RT : This is by far one of the worst websites I have ever seen ... Prepare yourself! #webdesign 3 weeks ago Reply
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3C_Group Soms denk ik toch redelijk genoeg te weten van marketing en communicatie en kom ik 1 van de meest... 3 weeks ago Reply
Aldouk yes, I want rain too for it to activate my lawn weed and feed! 3 weeks ago Reply
NoRedBraces thank you. That means a lot. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Thanks. Hope you have chance to do something similar. Clare is great :) 3 weeks ago Reply
chp_photo What did you do last night? Blood Bike volunteers were out saving lives. pls RT 3 weeks ago Reply
NoRedBraces I liked the thing you did hiring the handywoman for your village. Read that and liked it. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Where the HELL is this rain we were promised? Had just one tiny shower yesterday. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Considering the financials, you made a very good decision to jump ship and ditch the directorship. I applaud. 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Ta, Aaron the Alligator. I have commented on it. 3 weeks ago Reply
jbmanos this website is marvelous! HAHAHAHAHA 3 weeks ago Reply
maJablan Web dizajneri aj sad malo umrite u najstrašnijim mukama. 3 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy still using the "Beast" you bought me last season x 3 weeks ago Reply
AECC_cricket RT : 2 cricket matches tomorrow for - 1st U14's v Elworth at 9am then 3rd XI v Macclesfield 2 pm start, wish me … 3 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Go hit sixes. If you can manage hitting an eight, I'll buy you another bat :) 3 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy 2 cricket matches tomorrow for - 1st U14's v Elworth at 9am then 3rd XI v Macclesfield 2 pm start, wish me luck 3 weeks ago Reply
GAIN_Torbay How I use publicity stunts to promote my online car leasing business – the one and only 3 weeks ago Reply
NewCarMark RT : The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Always happy for local customers! :) Ta!! 4 weeks ago Reply
longhirstgolf great service on the delivery today and throughout our discussions. Top job - thanks 4 weeks ago Reply
CompanyCheck yes. One biz owner we know has zero cash. All invested in Funding Circle. Headline figures don't tell the while story. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS As I also said to I think humour, emotion (controversy?) & human opinion is VERY important. Always missing. 4 weeks ago Reply
CompanyCheck we are adding that in the next few months. Co owners can add comments about their biz. V important for abbrv accounts filings. 4 weeks ago Reply
prestoav This is simply brilliant and yet awful and yet brilliant!!! #webdesign 4 weeks ago Reply
VelocitySales The #DealershipToday Superstars Report is out! Stories via 4 weeks ago Reply
CEDIAChloe This is a legitimate website :-| Words fail me. Maybe need to give them a call !! You'll need sound too... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently 94,000 unique visitors for the month, so just over 50p/visitor if measured like that :) 4 weeks ago Reply
wickedgeekie Well done Ling and team! Your 50p rule still ruling? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just hit £50,000 gross profit sales for April :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No sorry. I use , much better :) 4 weeks ago Reply
betorides Do you know how get a hold of a live customer relations manager ? Been waiting 85 days on a bag. 4 weeks ago Reply
LindaBr31456660 Cricket? I'm listening to Test Match Special at present. 4 weeks ago Reply
halfjobtissy I hope I become a great sportsman like him, a different sport but I get a bit of sponsorship from 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Edited out pumps 1 and 2 where there is a pre-shape Micra and an E-reg Ford Escort. Apart from that... 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If car manufacturers had an option that said "DOUBLE HOT heated seats", I think they would sell loads. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Wow, I am on your "most pop articles page, thx! ..but where is the music on your new website? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Looks like rain for me tomorrow. Thanks. Need that. 4 weeks ago Reply
TProphet Maybe rain brings mud so you can build grass mud horse. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think you see my car park. 4 weeks ago Reply
waiyeehong I see a go-kart track. Cool! 4 weeks ago Reply
gillesdemarty Est-ce qu'on a besoin du design pour réussir. Non. Preuves : Google v1, Airbnb v3, . 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Keep taking the drugs. ...oh you are Dutch, enough said :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Another view of my parched new seeded grass. COME ON, RAIN PLEASE, Mr GOD. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am dancing for rain this weekend, for the new "grass" on the front of my farm entrance 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Funerals in China are getting dirty with strippers, prostitutes and sex acts spicing up the events. Sound fun, eh? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS You can pay me £1m for consultation expertise, heh. Get a "human" expert to voice opinion on business accounts. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I think people in general misunderstand what makes paying a sub worthwhile. Provide emotional payback + smile. Easy. 4 weeks ago Reply
duedil Give us a couple of weeks - we do have something special lined up for the near future… 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'd make Duedil a "must see" site for entertaining analysis, THAT would be worth paying for. It's all showbusiness 4 weeks ago Reply
Mishel_Gudkova Хотите попасть в ад - 4 weeks ago Reply
martinbean Damn that for trying to make a profit! 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Also why not give far more "human" entertaining bus analysis based on info: eg, what would you say about yourselves? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No, but I don't restrict viewing of my site until you take out trial sub :) You should make your site indispensible 4 weeks ago Reply
mark_jansen Can't be as bad as 4 weeks ago Reply
duedil Sorry couldn’t resist - in all seriousness, is it worth taking out the free trial for you to see that info? 4 weeks ago Reply
duedil Sorry you feel that way Ling.. By the way, can we have a free car? ;) 4 weeks ago Reply
VanDerBurge Agreed, disaster site now. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Well, is now virtually useless to use, because so much info restricted, plus can't see financial results trends without paying. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Super duper alligator :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've still got 36 new car deliveries to make before end of April. Bloodybusy! Every day is mega at the moment. And, I need rain, for farm! 4 weeks ago Reply
Xxplosions Well this is interesting. Also notice if you go to view the page source on the homepage how there is a giant face xD 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 I've given them a call, as it is a non-maintained contract we can go anywhere! Yippee, saves a few squid! Thanks for number. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Barn retaining wall :) 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS No problemo Paul :) 4 weeks ago Reply
Wortish even more disturbing when you see where it is 4 weeks ago Reply
tempertemper That is really disturbing… 4 weeks ago Reply
randallbell RT : I'll be having nightmares tonight... :( 4 weeks ago Reply
randallbell RT : . just screamed and ran out of the room crying - I think it might have been 's fault… /cc 4 weeks ago Reply
yajunhurst I'll be having nightmares tonight... :( 4 weeks ago Reply
randallbell OOOOPS!!!!!! 4 weeks ago Reply
JamieFDHurst . just screamed and ran out of the room crying - I think it might have been 's fault… /cc 4 weeks ago Reply
jamesabbott83 RT : . I presume you are still comfortable with how the personalised bit.ly link describes you? 4 weeks ago Reply
jamesabbott83 RT : Sorry all but this has to be done… & the art of persuading visitors to buy: #CROworld 4 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke . I presume you are still comfortable with how the personalised bit.ly link describes you? 4 weeks ago Reply
dananorak This site has packed the entire internet onto its home page 4 weeks ago Reply
andirabintang94 #KCA #VoteJKT48ID nick10006: LINGsCARS yes, it is Emmas car, will give them a call, thanks! 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 yes, it is Emmas car, will give them a call, thanks! 4 weeks ago Reply
grumbo OK, OK ... what are the truckloads of concrete for? Are you building a nuclear bunker to match your weaponry? 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS First delivery of 10cu metres of concrete arriving at 1.30pm. 2 trucks. More to follow tomorrow. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will not fire him, as he is accurate, farts bloody stink. She often wins farting competition. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Sorry all but this has to be done… & the art of persuading visitors to buy: #CROworld 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS He, he hehe, yes. 4 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This is Emma's car? checking, but recommend ask fin co, getting in writing (email) from them: 0344 879 6333 BHorse 4 weeks ago Reply
nick10006 hi Ling, do we have to get our Nisan Juke serviced with manufacturer or can it be independent garage? Good luck with the cement! 4 weeks ago Reply
renatotarga Pra quem não conhece: sabe fazer um site que converte (designers gonna hate). 4 weeks ago Reply
paulrouke Sorry all but this has to be done… & the art of persuading visitors to buy: #CROworld 4 weeks ago Reply
peetahb I do have a soft spot for ; it gives me a funny feeling. 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I am getting ready for 20cu metres of concrete, this is why I have been so quiet. It is hard work putting all shuttering and reinforcing up 4 weeks ago Reply
Fred_Roed When I'm feeling down, I visit . Then I don't feel so down anymore. 4 weeks ago Reply
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MZalac_ICSC RT : not chinese but worthwhile visiting #EuroConf 4 weeks ago Reply
Priscil not chinese but worthwhile visiting #EuroConf 4 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Your child is probably correct.:) Why do you think you know better, what looks good? Appeal to inner child. 4 weeks ago Reply
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AndyDavies Lings Cars is a very successful web business but pretty it's not 4 weeks ago Reply
Nikolas_DCM The best website of the year - 5 weeks ago Reply
jonathanscrowe The 7 Typography Sins of a Product Page: though I think they're missing the point w/ LingsCars 5 weeks ago Reply
mauricioux El sitio no recomendado de la semana , opínenle a la usabilidad y diseño 5 weeks ago Reply
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mike_rawlins you’d fit right in, have you read this page? 5 weeks ago Reply
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JoePistell Designers, success is proof that "Design Serves Function" #GetOverYourSelf 5 weeks ago Reply
JoePistell Great Design satisfies Great Questions. 5 weeks ago Reply
JoePistell Designers are like body builders, they work too hard to impress each other 5 weeks ago Reply
UxDInsights Cleverly disguised as the world's worst website? #webdev #UX #UI #marketing 5 weeks ago Reply
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Connectionary 'Wai arrived in a shipping container, and I'm still paying the human trafficker's bill.' #HumanResources 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Here come my chickens: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Take aspirin and wear sunglasses. Are you all stoopid? 5 weeks ago Reply
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rosspopejoy RT : So much good shit on this website we just can't cope!! 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Fast Octavia - go and rev it up :) 5 weeks ago Reply
GuyWMD The eagle has landed! :) Thanks to you & the team for all the help. 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS "Today's"? .... sheesh. There is no time limit on my website :) 5 weeks ago Reply
robin_parker That was kind of my original point... if I ever had one :-) 5 weeks ago Reply
geake tell me about it. I'm currently doing a rain dance. 5 weeks ago Reply
andygale I think you miss the point that website will have a high bounce rate due to its looks but that's kinda the point!! 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I can't decide between 5-bar gate, or a red and white barrier with a little 1-man sentry chevroned hut that says "Achtung! Halt! Verboten!" 5 weeks ago Reply
grumbo : There you go ; Oh yes, the chump up a stump. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Currently £3000 ahead of this day in April, last year. April last year is difficult to beat, and Easter sun hasn't helped. Need rain/cold. 5 weeks ago Reply
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grumbo Any chance of a close-up? 5 weeks ago Reply
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gavhudson Just told our web dev agency that our new site should be a little bit more like this - :) 5 weeks ago Reply
andygale I think it's fair to say she knows what she's doing 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hahahaha. Must be why so many web experts making £1m gross a year in their business. No, it's really NOT important 5 weeks ago Reply
robin_parker ...but maybe if you did, you'd already be there? 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS It **IS** legit! Of course! Why would you think otherwise? :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Look, I am aiming for £1m a year. I am nearly there. I don't give a flying shit about "bounce rate". :) 5 weeks ago Reply
robin_parker Oh my word 5 weeks ago Reply
Webknit We got an answer! ha! 5 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Looks Legit... 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh, I don't know that. It's masturbation. The only thing that counts is £££s in the bank. :) 5 weeks ago Reply
GazTheJourno RT : Here is a the English Heritage award I won, I live at Sir Valentine D'Lingalot's birthplace. http://… 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rick, can you read it? I know you need glasses: 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Here is a the English Heritage award I won, I live at Sir Valentine D'Lingalot's birthplace. 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rick, here is a front view of Sir Lingalot 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rick... that is Sir Valentine d'Lingalot. He discovered beetroot. Here is new view. 5 weeks ago Reply
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Webknit Ling what's the bounce rate on your website? 5 weeks ago Reply
robin_parker I wonder what the bounce rate's like on 5 weeks ago Reply
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benniethebike RT : My new pond is 2m deep and 30,000 litres of water. That is the beauty of digging it with my JCB. Already frogs & fish http:/… 5 weeks ago Reply
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grumbo : New CCTV cameras going up, full HD quality. This is my farm entrance gate: ” >> What's that up the stump? 5 weeks ago Reply
The_ChrisShaw Do you have a recipe book for these delicacies, Ling...? :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS My new pond is 2m deep and 30,000 litres of water. That is the beauty of digging it with my JCB. Already frogs & fish 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New CCTV cameras: Full HD. This is the front area of my farm... grass is now growing :) 5 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New CCTV cameras going up, full HD quality. This is my farm entrance gate: 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS Is Top Gear still going? Thought it had finished for good... 5 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Best website ever!! 6 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS I knew it :) 6 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS No one cares about 2010. The future is what matters. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I will be launching my entry for the #Eurovision Song Contest, on my website next week. I can't believe I was rejected by the UK panel. 6 weeks ago Reply
Magnesiumsoft Any idea if / when the 2015 Mustang will be available on lease? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Hmm, not sure I can do Nissan GTR, they are very specialist. However, I have a new rice cooker, similar. :) 6 weeks ago Reply
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HannahAlexTom What do you think about this one 6 weeks ago Reply
MSandhu08 How much is a Nissan GTR 6 weeks ago Reply
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LINGsCARS RT : Your FAQs are wonderfully written (and acted) the best I've seen online :) >>> Thanks! 6 weeks ago Reply
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bsstaveley however Ling car leasing does a great job 6 weeks ago Reply
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wallitzio Your FAQs are wonderfully written (and acted) the best I've seen online :) 6 weeks ago Reply
wallitzio Ha! Touché :) 6 weeks ago Reply
Wortish RT : I've 3 kittens nearly ready for homes. Tame. 2 black, one black with white bits. Delicious boiled. Apply now. Durham. http:/… 6 weeks ago Reply
Chekaviah RT : RT : Je regrette de ne pas avoir créé ce site > No French visitors, ta! [Non visiteurs Fran… 6 weeks ago Reply
tentabrobpy RT : I've 3 kittens nearly ready for homes. Tame. 2 black, one black with white bits. Delicious boiled. Apply now. Durham. http:/… 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Do they come with or without fur? >> Good news is, the worms don't have fur, either. 6 weeks ago Reply
impossible_elf I just think the fur will mess up my deep fat fryer 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Do they come with or without fur? >> I can dip them in bleach, for a fee. 6 weeks ago Reply
impossible_elf Do they come with or without fur? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Not much meat on them though >> Chicken wing equivalent. 6 weeks ago Reply
impossible_elf Not much meat on them though 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I've 3 kittens nearly ready for homes. Tame. 2 black, one black with white bits. Delicious boiled. Apply now. Durham. 6 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen mostly, I am remembered for my big ears actually! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I don't just like cheese! >> But it is the most notable attribute you have! 6 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen I don't just like cheese! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Election 2015: Can Nicola Sturgeon ... >> Which idiot at the RMI decided to retweet every bloody BBC tweet? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Election 2015: UKIP's plan for veterans and defence >> What the fuc* has this to do with Retail Motor Ind? 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Election 2015: Tories would give NHS 'whatever' it needs >> Kick up the arse would help 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS accepted instantly, of course. Wongger will message you. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Get out & explore the Yorkshire Dales this Easter with >> Too late. Easter has finished. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : actually it is awesome! Boldly individualistic and effective. > I like you because you like cheese. 6 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Sounds like WAY too much fun! 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Oh. #dji are launching a new drone with jet engines tomorrow. There is an announcement due. I may get one. This is a great Chinese brand. 6 weeks ago Reply
MatthewGJensen actually it is awesome! Boldly individualistic and effective. Ok pretty is isn't. 6 weeks ago Reply
Benjarke RT : RT : This website is a web designs worst nightmare >> Thank you for considered comment. 6 weeks ago Reply
peterc Running water and electricity are like proper mental, lol. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This website is a web designs worst nightmare >> Thank you for considered comment. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This website is insane... > When you're in Cornwall, everything else in the world must seem insane. :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This is my favourite place on the internet: (Loud music warning) >> Grassyarse 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : This top UK automotive site goes against the grain on all web design best practices #awesome #marketing 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Best worst site at the number 1 slot on a Google Search >> Chuck. You're in Manchesta, not Montana. 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Je regrette de ne pas avoir créé ce site > No French visitors, ta! [Non visiteurs Franglais mercredi!] 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Rt : Protected my tweets while I sort some shit out! All sorted, proposal in :) >> Ah, I see :) 6 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Why can't i edit and RT this? It is propped, Wot Went Wong has done this I think :) 6 weeks ago Reply
Benjarke This website is a web designs worst nightmare 6 weeks ago Reply
andyskipper Huh. Loving the new fully responsive site at LingsCars ... #sweetbabycheeses... 6 weeks ago Reply
Michellehage200 RT : Je regrette de ne pas avoir créé ce site :/ 6 weeks ago Reply
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Chekaviah Je regrette de ne pas avoir créé ce site :/ 6 weeks ago Reply
wallitzio This website is insane... 6 weeks ago Reply
Stnose Осторожно, могут вытечь глаза! 6 weeks ago Reply
BarrieCrampton I think he must have gone to the same charm school as 6 weeks ago Reply
Normannb This is my favourite place on the internet: (Loud music warning) 6 weeks ago Reply
ivanenok RT : Можете дико писать в , но я вам все про лендинги расскажу одной ссылкой: 6 weeks ago Reply
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rishimahalaha This top UK automotive site goes against the grain on all web design best practices #awesome #marketing 7 weeks ago Reply
ChuckJHardy Best worst site at the number 1 slot on a Google Search 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Just processed £1500 on new car signed orders. But now, I am on day off. So, that's it. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm having a bloody day off hahahaha 7 weeks ago Reply
weed_removal Loving FAQ videos! 7 weeks ago Reply
W1Librarian Writing my reflections on #UXLibs and usability, when this comes along to make my eyes bleed. 7 weeks ago Reply
vovashka91 Я просто оставлю это здесь: Осторожно, возможно нарушение психики! 7 weeks ago Reply
chrisbup ya know, I want to rent a car but I also want a seizure 7 weeks ago Reply
toriie617 the height of design: 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Policeman Paul visited farm today, spoke to Jon. Wants statement so we can get good conviction for car thief. I will write SUPERB one, 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I have planted an acre of grass today. This has been with my Honda Foreman and then rollered in behind JCB Workmax. Grass will now grow. 7 weeks ago Reply
grumbo RT : Good day for sales: £5350 gross profit so far, today. Plus, the sun is shining. >> Nice welcome home! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Good day for sales: £5350 gross profit so far, today. Plus, the sun is shining. 7 weeks ago Reply
chrislentzy News JABBER: Planning power corruption warning #socialmedia 7 weeks ago Reply
szsSteka I just find my self keep coming back to this awesomeness 7 weeks ago Reply
nonswearyphil I thought pretty much the same. :) 7 weeks ago Reply
HurstDEV Not just yet - we're all sitting here with our anti-social headphones on anyway :) /cc 7 weeks ago Reply
Twlthomas is there no button to press that plays an annoying song? Have a word 7 weeks ago Reply
ukandrewtaylor you can take the dev out of but you can never take the out of the developer. 7 weeks ago Reply
armintalic RT : RT : Always a good one to roll out when you need a laugh. >> Yeah, i made £750,000 last… 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS 11 new car deliveries today :) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS £1750 gross profit so far this morning. More car orders stacking up today :) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Always a good one to roll out when you need a laugh. >> Yeah, i made £750,000 last year. Hilarious 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : I'm looking for a car & came across - THE best website I have ever EVER seen absolute g… 7 weeks ago Reply
carmichaelize Always a good one to roll out when you need a laugh. 7 weeks ago Reply
dafo33 : The future of web design 7 weeks ago Reply
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FlawlessEntrprs RT : I'm looking for a car & came across - THE best website I have ever EVER seen absolute g… 7 weeks ago Reply
TamaraDOOFUS I'm looking for a car & came across - THE best website I have ever EVER seen absolute gold #WebDesign 7 weeks ago Reply
alexeyenco — 40kR/mo. Нахуй покупать? 7 weeks ago Reply
mercurywaters RT : The future of web design 7 weeks ago Reply
GordyMD It's so wrong, in so many ways, but I still love it #webdesign 7 weeks ago Reply
vaughnfender RT : The future of web design 7 weeks ago Reply
monumentsinking RT : The future of web design 7 weeks ago Reply
stephenmeszaros The future of web design 7 weeks ago Reply
heymiky love the new look however this guy's is like this all of the time! 7 weeks ago Reply
dotDestroyer the blend of nav and content is beautiful here 7 weeks ago Reply
simonlye next year you need to aim a little higher. Like this (a genuine business here in the UK): 7 weeks ago Reply
randallbell It's like he never left! 7 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman That's even worse!!!!!!!!! 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : 10 days from Portbury. You will be lucky! More likely twice that. >> It's a VW, from Grimsby. 7 weeks ago Reply
gazthevanman 10 days from Portbury. You will be lucky! More likely twice that. 7 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure I doubt they'd have had time. Only a few seconds between the pilot really kicking off and co-pilot hitting mountain, iirc. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How's the cell phone coverage in the mountains? >> There were villages nearby, they overflew near towns. 7 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele wouldn’t you need a data connection for that? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : what could they do!? >> Say on Twitter "it seems we may crash" or "I love you" ??? 7 weeks ago Reply
AaronM_NZ How's the cell phone coverage in the mountains? 7 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele what could they do!? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : didn’t someone record a video that they recovered yesterday? >> What point of that? Surely a phone call better 7 weeks ago Reply
dan_of_steele didn’t someone record a video that they recovered yesterday? 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS If # Germanwings passengers knew about the forthcoming crash, at least ONE OF THEM would have made a phone call, tweet or instagram posting 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS Car dealer emails me to say he's DETERMINED to supply correct new car ... oh it's an APRIL FOOL, ha.. ha.. ha. Dealer will fuc* up as usual. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : How to spot a #scam email >> If people stupid enough to believe this shit, they deserve scamming 7 weeks ago Reply
Alex_the_Beard because it sounds better than "it's currently being smart repaired at the docks" 7 weeks ago Reply
beaton_bruce Salous is great 7 weeks ago Reply
daveb257 unless it's a jeep then it'll be 3 months on Friday :-) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Car is in UK, it's off the ship but hasn't been through import centre yet, >> Grassy arse :) 7 weeks ago Reply
daveb257 Car is in UK, it's off the ship but hasn't been through import centre yet, bout 10 days to dealer on average from there 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : of its a fiat its at port awaiting prep then off to transport co >> Please explain in English. :) 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS What's the BBC April Fool? Joni Mitchell in hospital? Palestinian sold Banksy for £100? More than 100 business leaders sign Tory letter? 7 weeks ago Reply
daveb257 of its a fiat its at port awaiting prep then off to transport co 7 weeks ago Reply
discreetsecure if the local garage is called Status 40, that makes sense. Otherwise, do the look up on the computer, like it should, & answer! 7 weeks ago Reply
peterc High five. Don't spend it all at once! ;-) 7 weeks ago Reply
LukeBurstow It means getting a bit thin on top, turning beige, worn down by existence and trying to work out if it's all been worthwhile. hth 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I am so pleased: My March invoicing was over £100,000 exVAT, for first time. Financial year now ended y'day. My full year GP is about £750k. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS This morning, Daniel (my Spanish IT operative) goes back to Reus to work locally there (for me). No need for him to be in office. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS "Your vehicle is at Status 40" ... what THE f*ck does that mean? Why can't car dealers express themselves in plain English? 7 weeks ago Reply
dktom 0.50p per visit nice.... 7 weeks ago Reply
jescotty I agree. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Invoke the bean counting men in ties, it's what they do best, then snooze gently >> First, I have to EARN IT. 7 weeks ago Reply
MarcusInStroud Invoke the bean counting men in ties, it's what they do best, then snooze gently 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS I'm starting to doze as lack of sleep catches up on me. Flying back from China to last day of fin year, PLUS my VAT submission is just MAD. 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS New car deliveries just don't stop. I have another 20 to deliver, before Thurs PM. 7 weeks ago Reply
wickedgeekie I think we need to get some boffins on the case… 7 weeks ago Reply
AmberAnklets and you only sent me 20?! Tell guy I do not love him anymore 7 weeks ago Reply
LINGsCARS RT : Tell Guy I love him 7 weeks ago Reply
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