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Customer Letter: 1536 / 1532
Gerard says...
This is the second time I leased a car from Lings. As 2 years ago: Excellent service from initial contact to final delivery of my new Citroen C3 Picasso. Can't fault anything as hard as I may try. Contact via e-mail web system is super-duper quick. Try for yourself you will not be disappointed. And I love my new car!

Gerard Visser
95 Manor Grove
Sittinbgbourne
ME10 1LS

Editor Note: Hehehehe, great. A super repeating customer! Glad to see you back Gerard. As you are a nurse, you can comment on good treatment. :) Thanks! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1530 / 1532
Stephen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling and her team were good to work with, even if a little 'loco' at times! I was pleased that the whole process was pain-free and uncomplicated. LingsCars did “just what it said on the box†and I liked the informal way of doing business. I will go back to them next time, for certain. My XC90 arrived on time. Dealer gave full overview of car details.

Stephen Lansley
Hammonds Heath Road
Mortimer Common
Reading
RG7 3RG

Editor Note: We, here in Acapulco (or Gateshead) we tend to be a bit "loco". :) It is the air. ... Happy you are 100% hapy, Stephen, and as you are a European Marketing Manager I appreciate your comments. Go enjoy the big 4x4, snow will come soon :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1528 / 1532
Sarah says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service, everything was very easy and straightforward. Also the best price on a Fiesta. Lots of people didn't believe how little I am paying. Dealer Service – Excellent – Excellent service, very friendly delivery.

Sarah Coupe
Dialogue PR Consultancy
72 Woodward Close
Winnersh
Wokingham
RG41 5UU

Editor Note: Yes, you got a really cheap car, Sarah. Glad you loved the service. You are a PR consultancy, so start shouting about me, hahaha! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1522 / 1532
Neil says...
CITROEN C5First of all, I have to say that the service from Ling is 1000% better than my own response time – sorry for the delay! The service is excellent, the Citroen C5 is great, running really well and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling to anyone – In fact, I already have!! Looking forward to receiving my commission if they sign! Excellent dealer, good service, quality and communication.

Neil Coleman
28 Chippendayle Drive
Harrietsham
Maidstone
ME17 1AD

Editor Note: Hahaha, no problem with the delay, good that these letters come in staggered manner :) If you recommend a friend, of course I pay a bribe - oooops, "commission" :) Enjoy the C5, you were lovely to chat to. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1518 / 1532
Ashley says...
VOLKSWAGEN EOSI am extremely pleased with my car and it couldn't have been easier to get it! The website is simple to use, the customer care is excellent and I felt looked after throughout. Dealer Service – Excellent – Arrived as expected. Thanks.

Ashley Russell
7 Aynsley Gardens
Harlow
CM17 9PB

Editor Note: Ashley!!!! Wow, you are a fantastic customer and brilliant to know your partner has a Nissan Qashqai, too (from me). Your advantage is getting your top off, hahaha! What a great car these Eos's are. Nice VW badge, too. Pleased you are happy bunny. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1517 / 1532
Patrick says...
Well done Ling! A very good service supplying new Astra. Please send more gifts! Xxx.

Patrick Mcdonnell
9 Cobblers Briadge Road
Herne Bay
CT6 8NP

Editor Note: Well done Patrick! A very short letter. Please say more in future! Xxx - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1516 / 1532
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB

Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1513 / 1532
Peter says...
CITROEN C4Thanks to your efforts and efficient ways of working I was able to have my car delivered on the exact day I required it, a mere 2 weeks after ordering it. Well done! Between returning my company car and going on holiday I had only 1 day on which I would be able to be at home to receive the car and I'm grateful that you were able to arrange this in such a short space of time. I'd certainly use your services again and I'm already recommending you to friends (but I'm a rubbish salesman so don't expect anything!).

Anyway, I'm already thinking of which car to order from you when my contract expires in 2013. Do you have any plans to start offering Chinese made cars?

Peter Archbold
176 Little Marlow Road
Marlow
Bucks
SL7 1HX

Editor Note: Pete, I would love to start offering Chinese cars :) I think Volvos just about qualify now... Geely have bought them it seems. Glad you are happy bunny. I don't quite have the prices for 2013 yet :))) Let me know how you get on with the C4! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1502 / 1532
Dave says...
FORD FIESTASuch is the amount of information on the website, accompanied with seemingly genuine testimonials, a feeling of transparency and trust develops which makes it really easy to go ahead and place an order. A welcome refreshing change from dealing with lease/finance companies and the ever present feeling of distrust that it entails. Excellent dealer service – As expected.

Dave Thompson
Nightflight Distribution Ltd
63 Waterside Trading Centre
Trumpers Way
London
W7 2QD

Editor Note: Yes Dave, ahem, SEEMINGLY GENUINE testimonials, like this one, eh? Hahahahaha, you are funny onion! You think I make thousands of letters up? Glat to get away from the distrust you have felt with other leasing companies. Have a lovely time in great new Fiesta Titanium! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1501 / 1532
Peter says...
MAZDA 2I wouldn't go anywhere else for my lease car. This is my second time to lease a car from Ling and I'm sure it wont be the last. Together with excellent service she also gave me excellent Chinese sweeties (actually edible this time round) and some Chinese money to spend when I was in Beijing.

Dealer Service – Good – No problems.

Peter Young
53 Siskin Close
Borehamwood
WD6 2EJ

Editor Note: Brilliant! Always happy to have repeat customers, Pete. You rip all my Chinese money from me, but thank goodness you keep ordering cars. Glad you could eat the sweets, I tend to treat customers better on their second car :) Enjoy the Mazda 2! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1499 / 1532
Angela says...
AUDI A5 COUPEI cannot praise LINGsCARS.com highly enough for her efficient and professional service. I had originally seen Ling on Dragons Den and originally was concerned that all the transaction was carried out by e-mail but I need not have worried as Ling and her staff kept me fully advised from beginning to end of my Audi A5 Coupe order. From my first enquiry there service was second to none offering me several alternatives until finally I came to a decision and from then on I was kept fully informed of all stages of the order. Nothing was too much trouble and the whole transaction went through so smoothly without any stress to myself and the end result was a very happy customer. I would strongly recommend Ling to all my family and friends and I like to think that I can contact them at any time if I had a query. I think of Ling and her staff as friends and would not hesitate to use the company again. You will not be disappointed with LINGsCARS.

Angela Brady
DWR Sales/Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW

Editor Note: Angie, that's brilliant! So pleased you are happy. As you deal with your own customers every day, glad you recognise my service. Thanks so much. Have a great time in the A5 Coupe - a lovely car! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1498 / 1532
Stephen says...
NISSAN QASHQAI PLUS2I wanted to write to you with some feedback now that we have had our Qashqai+2 for a couple of months. What an experience - not what we were expecting from a car leasing company - so much more of a fun experience ordering and keeping up to date with progress on delivery - well done Ling for communicating with your customers so well! It makes a great change to deal with someone who talks straight - shockingly straight at times!... But we felt that even though the car arrived later than we hoped, you were doing everything you could to get it sorted and that was really appreciated!

In a World of automated and boring email interactions it was a refreshing change to experience Lingo, so "fanks vedy mush Ling!!"

Stephen Moore
35 Aldworth Avenue
Wantage
OX12 7EJ

Editor Note: Wow!! Thanks so much for comment Steve! These cars have been taking ages as the factory in Sunderland have been very busy, but they are great cars! Hope you have a super time in your new 7-seater! Really nice to get a brilliant note like this, what a surprise on a busy post-bank holiday morning :) Glad you liked the chat, I enjoyed it - it is great to have happy customers! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1496 / 1532
Paula says...
NISSAN QASHQAII received excellent customer service from LINGsCARS and would recommend Ling to others. I was kept fully informed during the whole process and I am now really enjoying my new Nissan Qashqai. Excellent delivery; my new car arrived exactly on time, as promised.

Paula Treadaway
Address Withheld
Hemel Hempstead
HP3 ***

Editor Note: Paula, thanks so much for the letter. I withhold your address as you are a headteacher and I don't want your pupils tormenting you :) I used to live very close to Barnet. Was great chatting to you, and have you mark my homework. Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1493 / 1532
Angie says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDear Ling

I just wanted to say a big thank you to you and your team for your excellent and efficient service in the lease of My A5 Audi Coupe. So far I am very pleased with it and a big thank you for sending my number plates (for my new personal reg number), they were perfect, even with my company name! How personal is that?

In the future when business improves I may look to lease a small run about vehicle for the office and I would not hesitate to contact LINGsCARS to arrange this for me. You have been a joy to deal with, many companies could learn a lot from you.

Thank you again!

Angie Brady
DWR Sales and Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW

Editor Note: Angie, how great to get this letter from you. That A5 Coupe is a brill car, even has the new STOP START on it. The extra reg plates for your private number are free and I am only too happy to give these when cars are new, as it can be difficult to get plates made these days. What a great time we had chatting about your car, hope you love it! Vroom, vroom, fast and sexy. Team has been rewarded! Hahaha. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1490 / 1532
Nick says...
Ling you are the "NUTTS" Don't sell out to the Big Gunn's when they come knocking! Cos you know they will.

Excellent dealer service on delivery of my new Astra.

Nick Brace
Longshot Lane Mot
Unit 7
Longshot Lane
Bracknell
RG12 1RL

Editor Note: Are you sure there are 2 "T"s in NUTTS, Nick? Hmmmm, well, we had a brilliant fun time arranging the Astra, it is great to have customers who enjoy a laugh. I pass on regards to dealer. Thanks for nuttty comments, hahahaha. Nit. Bloody lunatic customers, where do they all come from???? Hehe. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1485 / 1532
Rollo says...
FORD FIESTAI've never experienced such a friendly and helpful company … I already have my mind set on a much more up-market vehicle next time, and I will, without doubt, be using LingsCars in the future. Average dealer - Dealer was ok. Lombard however forgot to set up my direct debit order then sent me a snotty letter saying I was behind with payments! If only they were as efficient as LingsCars...

Rollo Davies
3 Manor Road
Swanscombe
DA10 0ES

Editor Note: Well, Rollo, Lombard have now withdrawn from the market. So, we don't have to put up with that inefficiency any more. They are RBS, enough said. You are not the first customer to say this has happened. But it was sorted. I am glad you found me friendly and helpful, I do not bite :) Hahaha! Great to have you on board! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1480 / 1532
Elizabeth says...
FORD FIESTALingsCars is a unique service – efficient, reliable, but fun to deal with. There is an evident focus on customer care. In my experience the proposed delivery was cut by two weeks for my convenience. This was only possible because of the hard work of the staff at Ling's company. Many, many thanks – I love my car. Excellent delivery, prompt, friendly and straight forward.

Elizabeth Moden
1 Green Croft
Wokingham
RG40 1QE

Editor Note: Yes, we pulled out the stops for you, not always possible I must say. There is a limit to what I can do, unless the cars are physical in the UK when the paperwork is done. Glad you are happy bunny, Liz. Nice cars, these new Fiestas! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1479 / 1532
Sandra says...
NISSAN NOTEEverything has been easy – applying online and using fab 'Lingo' through to delivery. Ling makes everything fun and not scary, like other kinds of businesses can be! I was worried the car wouldn't feel like 'mine' – but after a few days that feeling went – overwhelmed by joy of driving new car!

Sandra Hartley
10 Cavendish Avenue
Gillingham
Kent
ME7 2NW

Editor Note: Of course the Nissan Note is "yours". Yours for 3 years! Enjoy it. These are great cars, underrated really. Customers love them. Hope you have a great 3 years, and thanks so much for the kind letter, Sandra :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1532
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***

Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1475 / 1532
Alex says...
FORD KUGALing was very professional, a pleasure to do business with, very prompt in answering any questions. No problems at all. I will go with Ling again for my next car as she is very good. Thank you Ling. P.S. The car is great, I love it! Delivery driver messy and car not clean.

Alex Baker
Address Withheld
Southend On Sea
SS2 ***

Editor Note: Well, I went beserk with the supplying dealer. They really should not allow messy drivers. Always, the problems are with dealers, eh? Thanks for comments. I remove your address as you are a policeman, for security. Hope you like the Kuga. They have been very popular new cars this year, but I have never driven one. Evening all! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1473 / 1532
Gill says...
AUDI A3Ling makes the whole process painless not to say amusing with her amazing sense of humour!! Excellent delivery of my new Audi A3.

Gill Weeden
Stroud & Co.
The Courtyard Barns
Choke Lane
Cookham Dean, Berkshire
SL6 6PT

Editor Note: Well, you got fast delivery on that A3, so that is amazing, bear in mind many Audis have been delayed. You are a good repeat customer, always a pleasure to chat. Lhanks for coming back :) Have a great time in the A3. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1459 / 1532
Iqbal says...
VOLVO XC90Very efficient, friendly service. Personal touch makes all the difference when dealing with businesses. Ling has proved that hard work reaps benefits when establishing and running a business.

Iqbal Kondel
Flat 2, 22 Mattock Lane
Ealing
London
W5 5BH

Editor Note: Sonny, since delivering your car, as you are a senior project engineer with BT, you will be pleased to hear that BT Business thinks the same and they have given me an IT and communications award! Great they you had a good time getting the XC90, very nice cars! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1454 / 1532
Maureen says...
MERCEDES A-CLASSLing and Co were excellent throughout. I cannot believe I requested a Mercedes A-Class and it was all done so quickly and without any problems from start to delivery. I am over the moon with my A-Class and would recommend Ling to everyone who wants to lease a car. Great job A*. Excellent dealer- very good service.

Maureen Klein
3 Bonhomie Court
Broadcommon Road
Reading
RG10 0TD

Editor Note: Super duper, Mo. You are a mobile hairdresser, so I hope you don't get your car full of hair clippings. Notice you got a black one to hide the hairs :) Thanks for comments, it was lovely to deal with you. Mercedes-Benz treat me badly with their pressure and tactics, but every Mercedes customer I deliver a car to is very happy. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1453 / 1532
Nigel says...
HONDA CIVICThe most efficient company I have ever dealt with on the internet. Brilliant service getting my new Honda Civic – well done!! Will recommend. Dealer was excellent, no complaints whatsoever! Great :o)

Nigel Purvis
8 Winter Gardens Way
Banbury
OX16 1UT

Editor Note: Nig, well thanks so much. You run a number plate business (Silwood Number Plates), so anyone trying to spot you car needs only to look for the gold leopard-skin diamante number plates on your car, NIG 1. Good job you are white fella, man. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1449 / 1532
David says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOThanks again Ling, got there in the end even with the chopping and changing. See you in two years. Good delivery of my C4 Grand Picasso, arrived on time.

David Stoddart
Black Ink
7a Talbot Court
The Square, Stow On The World
Cheltenham
GL54 1BQ

Editor Note: Yes, the car was changed a few times, but you are a good solid repeat customer. Lovely to have you back! :) - Ling


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Wah! autonomous province of Guinness drinkers and Munster fly-half Ronan O'Gara will take up coaching role with Racing Metro after announcing male gender human bleing's retirement. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:20



Wah! A weekend of celebrations mark launch of new watersports centre in Colwyn Bay, lah, with festival hosted by Radio 1 presenter Aled Haydn Jones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! The EU is to ban restaurants from using refillable bottles and dipping bowls of olive oil, lah, citing hygiene and consumer protection. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:55



Wah! North Korea has fired three short-range missiles as part of apparent routine test-launch, lah, South Korea says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! Two human bliengs killed and three others seriously hurtee-hurtee in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash in Wiltshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! Opener David Warner is asked by damn crazy Engrish baseball game Australia to explain why abusive messages to journalists on male gender human bleing's Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) account. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! bloody Engrish rituals marking changing seasons - news replorted 09:29



Wah! There having been violent scenes in Spanish capital after Atletico Madrid beat Real Madrid in Spanish Cup Final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:26



Wah! An emergency aid scheme for farmers facing difficulties with fodder shortages has come into will come into effect from midnight on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson criticises City rivals over 'amazing' decision to sack boss Roberto Mancini. - news replorted 09:19



Wah! The widow of former Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko has called for upcoming inquest into male gender human bleing's death to be abandoned and replaced with public inquiry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:59



Wah! At least 60 human bliengs having been hurtee-hurtee after commuter train derailed and collided with another just outside New York City. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:55



Wah! Holders Warrington Wolves will face Huddersfield Giants in quarter-finals of Tetley's Challenge Cup - news replorted 08:45



Wah! Russia publicly names man it believes to be Great Satan intelligence chief in Moscow, lah, breach of diplomatic protocol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:35



Wah! Hundreds of human bliengs expected at memorial service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Flintshire in honour of bloody man murdered Irish vet Catherine Gowing - news replorted 08:30



Wah! Hundreds expected at rally in Cardiff ahead of planned strike action over school changes in autumn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:18



Wah! Aston Martin CEO Dr Ulrich Bez has made history by driving first ever zero CO2 emissions lap in international mot - news replorted 07:35



Wah! Liverpool's Jamie Carragher talks through highs and lows of male gender human bleing's 16-year career ahead of male gender human bleing's final game at Anfield on Sunday - news replorted 07:01



Wah! Flooding and landslides across nine southern Super-Duper-Chinese-State provinces leave more than 50 human bliengs dead and 14 missing, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:50



Wah! Remarks about Tory 'loons' dominate - news replorted 05:28



Wah! Afghan Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters to debate law to prevent violence against women, lah, amid fierce argument between leading Afghan women over tactics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:18



Wah! The widow of former KGB spy Alexander Litvinenko calls for inquest into male gender human bleing's death to be abandoned and replaced with public inquiry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:05



Wah! A would-be robber had lucky escape after bloody man was struck by bus, lah, moments after bloody man snatched woman's mobile phone in Bogota, lah, Colombia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! The education secretary is like "fanatical personal trainer" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) who urges schools to jump higher and run faster, lah, head teachers' leader is to say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:30



Wah! French old bill bobbys investigating after jewellery was stolen from hotel in Cannes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:20



Wah! OJ Simpson's former lawyer rebuts claim (always claiming, huh?) by male gender human bleing's former client bloody man botched male gender human bleing's defence in armed robbery case. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:59



Wah! About 60 human bliengs having been injured, lah, five seriously, lah, after head-on, lah, rush-hour collision between two commuter trains near New York, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:43



Wah! The velly damn good boiled chicken-feet and useless, lah, according to psychologists - news replorted 02:34



Wah! The prospect of deep sea "gold rush" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) opening controversial new frontier for mining on ocean floor has moved step closer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:27



Wah! The Great Satan criticises Russia's "unfortunate decision" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to send missiles to Syrian government, lah, as world leaders consider how to end Syrian conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:24



Wah! Should we all be more psychopathic at work? - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Dozens of human bliengs having been hurtee-hurtee after two trains collided in Great Satan state of Connecticut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:02



Wah! France's president is to sign into law controversial bill that will make country eighth in Europe, lah, and 14th globally, lah, to legalise gay marriage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:57



Wah! Some Marks and Spencer clustomlers say its contactless payment terminals having taken cash from cards other than ones intended for payment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Some human bliengs "put off" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) making important calls because of confusion over amount they will be charged, lah, according to telecoms regulator. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Persian's Rana Rahimpour explains how Iran's leadership structure works and what could happen in upcoming presidential elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:28



Wah! A British child has died in pool at hotel waterpark in Egyptian resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, lah, travel capitalist entity First Choice says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Singer Bonnie Tyler is set to make flemale human person's Eurovision debut on Saturday when bloody woman performs bloody annoying Blitish entry Believe In me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero at annual contest in Malmo, lah, Sweden. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:19



Wah! How posters can persuade public - news replorted 01:05



Wah! How Great Satan version of Office reflects on America - and bloody annoying Blitish - news replorted 00:58



Wah! What ex-convicts' books reavealingly showing Great Satan about life inside? - news replorted 00:58



Wah! What happened to some of acts of song contest fame? - news replorted 00:55



Wah! 'Toothpaste' illness... and 20 other euphemisms loved by readers - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Witnessing mafia boss handing himself in - news replorted 00:42



Wah! How high is risk for average woman? - news replorted 00:27



Wah! Highland Council plans to pilot annual influenzingler achoo achoo vaccination for schoolchildren before rolling it out for all P1 to S5 pupils. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! The new moderator of Church of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is due to officially take up flemale human person's Mandleson privatising post machine system as Kirk's General Assembly gets under way. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Tunisia bans radical Islamist group Ansar al-Sharia from holding meeting in city of Kairouan, lah, raising fears of possible violence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho describes male gender human bleing's season as "the worst of my velly own damn career" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) following male gender human bleing's side's Copa del Rey defeat by Atletico Madrid. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07
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