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Customer Letter: 1536 / 1528
Gerard says...
This is the second time I leased a car from Lings. As 2 years ago: Excellent service from initial contact to final delivery of my new Citroen C3 Picasso. Can't fault anything as hard as I may try. Contact via e-mail web system is super-duper quick. Try for yourself you will not be disappointed. And I love my new car!

Gerard Visser
95 Manor Grove
Sittinbgbourne
ME10 1LS


Editor Note: Hehehehe, great. A super repeating customer! Glad to see you back Gerard. As you are a nurse, you can comment on good treatment. :) Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1530 / 1528
Stephen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling and her team were good to work with, even if a little 'loco' at times! I was pleased that the whole process was pain-free and uncomplicated. LingsCars did “just what it said on the box” and I liked the informal way of doing business. I will go back to them next time, for certain. My XC90 arrived on time. Dealer gave full overview of car details.

Stephen Lansley
Hammonds Heath Road
Mortimer Common
Reading
RG7 3RG


Editor Note: We, here in Acapulco (or Gateshead) we tend to be a bit "loco". :) It is the air. ... Happy you are 100% hapy, Stephen, and as you are a European Marketing Manager I appreciate your comments. Go enjoy the big 4x4, snow will come soon :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1528 / 1528
Sarah says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service, everything was very easy and straightforward. Also the best price on a Fiesta. Lots of people didn't believe how little I am paying. Dealer Service – Excellent – Excellent service, very friendly delivery.

Sarah Coupe
Dialogue PR Consultancy
72 Woodward Close
Winnersh
Wokingham
RG41 5UU


Editor Note: Yes, you got a really cheap car, Sarah. Glad you loved the service. You are a PR consultancy, so start shouting about me, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1522 / 1528
Neil says...
CITROEN C5First of all, I have to say that the service from Ling is 1000% better than my own response time – sorry for the delay! The service is excellent, the Citroen C5 is great, running really well and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling to anyone – In fact, I already have!! Looking forward to receiving my commission if they sign! Excellent dealer, good service, quality and communication.

Neil Coleman
28 Chippendayle Drive
Harrietsham
Maidstone
ME17 1AD


Editor Note: Hahaha, no problem with the delay, good that these letters come in staggered manner :) If you recommend a friend, of course I pay a bribe - oooops, "commission" :) Enjoy the C5, you were lovely to chat to. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1518 / 1528
Ashley says...
VOLKSWAGEN EOSI am extremely pleased with my car and it couldn't have been easier to get it! The website is simple to use, the customer care is excellent and I felt looked after throughout. Dealer Service – Excellent – Arrived as expected. Thanks.

Ashley Russell
7 Aynsley Gardens
Harlow
CM17 9PB


Editor Note: Ashley!!!! Wow, you are a fantastic customer and brilliant to know your partner has a Nissan Qashqai, too (from me). Your advantage is getting your top off, hahaha! What a great car these Eos's are. Nice VW badge, too. Pleased you are happy bunny. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1517 / 1528
Patrick says...
 Well done Ling! A very good service supplying new Astra. Please send more gifts! Xxx.

Patrick Mcdonnell
9 Cobblers Briadge Road
Herne Bay
CT6 8NP


Editor Note: Well done Patrick! A very short letter. Please say more in future! Xxx - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1516 / 1528
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB


Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1513 / 1528
Peter says...
CITROEN C4Thanks to your efforts and efficient ways of working I was able to have my car delivered on the exact day I required it, a mere 2 weeks after ordering it. Well done! Between returning my company car and going on holiday I had only 1 day on which I would be able to be at home to receive the car and I'm grateful that you were able to arrange this in such a short space of time. I'd certainly use your services again and I'm already recommending you to friends (but I'm a rubbish salesman so don't expect anything!).

Anyway, I'm already thinking of which car to order from you when my contract expires in 2013. Do you have any plans to start offering Chinese made cars?

Peter Archbold
176 Little Marlow Road
Marlow
Bucks
SL7 1HX


Editor Note: Pete, I would love to start offering Chinese cars :) I think Volvos just about qualify now... Geely have bought them it seems. Glad you are happy bunny. I don't quite have the prices for 2013 yet :))) Let me know how you get on with the C4! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1502 / 1528
Dave says...
FORD FIESTASuch is the amount of information on the website, accompanied with seemingly genuine testimonials, a feeling of transparency and trust develops which makes it really easy to go ahead and place an order. A welcome refreshing change from dealing with lease/finance companies and the ever present feeling of distrust that it entails. Excellent dealer service – As expected.

Dave Thompson
Nightflight Distribution Ltd
63 Waterside Trading Centre
Trumpers Way
London
W7 2QD


Editor Note: Yes Dave, ahem, SEEMINGLY GENUINE testimonials, like this one, eh? Hahahahaha, you are funny onion! You think I make thousands of letters up? Glat to get away from the distrust you have felt with other leasing companies. Have a lovely time in great new Fiesta Titanium! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1501 / 1528
Peter says...
MAZDA 2I wouldn't go anywhere else for my lease car. This is my second time to lease a car from Ling and I'm sure it wont be the last. Together with excellent service she also gave me excellent Chinese sweeties (actually edible this time round) and some Chinese money to spend when I was in Beijing.

Dealer Service – Good – No problems.

Peter Young
53 Siskin Close
Borehamwood
WD6 2EJ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Always happy to have repeat customers, Pete. You rip all my Chinese money from me, but thank goodness you keep ordering cars. Glad you could eat the sweets, I tend to treat customers better on their second car :) Enjoy the Mazda 2! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1499 / 1528
Angela says...
AUDI A5 COUPEI cannot praise LINGsCARS.com highly enough for her efficient and professional service. I had originally seen Ling on Dragons Den and originally was concerned that all the transaction was carried out by e-mail but I need not have worried as Ling and her staff kept me fully advised from beginning to end of my Audi A5 Coupe order. From my first enquiry there service was second to none offering me several alternatives until finally I came to a decision and from then on I was kept fully informed of all stages of the order. Nothing was too much trouble and the whole transaction went through so smoothly without any stress to myself and the end result was a very happy customer. I would strongly recommend Ling to all my family and friends and I like to think that I can contact them at any time if I had a query. I think of Ling and her staff as friends and would not hesitate to use the company again. You will not be disappointed with LINGsCARS.

Angela Brady
DWR Sales/Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW


Editor Note: Angie, that's brilliant! So pleased you are happy. As you deal with your own customers every day, glad you recognise my service. Thanks so much. Have a great time in the A5 Coupe - a lovely car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1498 / 1528
Stephen says...
 I wanted to write to you with some feedback now that we have had our Qashqai+2 for a couple of months. What an experience - not what we were expecting from a car leasing company - so much more of a fun experience ordering and keeping up to date with progress on delivery - well done Ling for communicating with your customers so well! It makes a great change to deal with someone who talks straight - shockingly straight at times!... But we felt that even though the car arrived later than we hoped, you were doing everything you could to get it sorted and that was really appreciated!

In a World of automated and boring email interactions it was a refreshing change to experience Lingo, so "fanks vedy mush Ling!!"

Stephen Moore
35 Aldworth Avenue
Wantage
OX12 7EJ


Editor Note: Wow!! Thanks so much for comment Steve! These cars have been taking ages as the factory in Sunderland have been very busy, but they are great cars! Hope you have a super time in your new 7-seater! Really nice to get a brilliant note like this, what a surprise on a busy post-bank holiday morning :) Glad you liked the chat, I enjoyed it - it is great to have happy customers! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1496 / 1528
Paula says...
NISSAN QASHQAII received excellent customer service from LINGsCARS and would recommend Ling to others. I was kept fully informed during the whole process and I am now really enjoying my new Nissan Qashqai. Excellent delivery; my new car arrived exactly on time, as promised.

Paula Treadaway
Address Withheld
Hemel Hempstead
HP3 ***


Editor Note: Paula, thanks so much for the letter. I withhold your address as you are a headteacher and I don't want your pupils tormenting you :) I used to live very close to Barnet. Was great chatting to you, and have you mark my homework. Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1493 / 1528
Angie says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDear Ling

I just wanted to say a big thank you to you and your team for your excellent and efficient service in the lease of My A5 Audi Coupe. So far I am very pleased with it and a big thank you for sending my number plates (for my new personal reg number), they were perfect, even with my company name! How personal is that?

In the future when business improves I may look to lease a small run about vehicle for the office and I would not hesitate to contact LINGsCARS to arrange this for me. You have been a joy to deal with, many companies could learn a lot from you.

Thank you again!

Angie Brady
DWR Sales and Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW


Editor Note: Angie, how great to get this letter from you. That A5 Coupe is a brill car, even has the new STOP START on it. The extra reg plates for your private number are free and I am only too happy to give these when cars are new, as it can be difficult to get plates made these days. What a great time we had chatting about your car, hope you love it! Vroom, vroom, fast and sexy. Team has been rewarded! Hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1490 / 1528
Nick says...
 Ling you are the "NUTTS" Don't sell out to the Big Gunn's when they come knocking! Cos you know they will.

Excellent dealer service on delivery of my new Astra.

Nick Brace
Longshot Lane Mot
Unit 7
Longshot Lane
Bracknell
RG12 1RL


Editor Note: Are you sure there are 2 "T"s in NUTTS, Nick? Hmmmm, well, we had a brilliant fun time arranging the Astra, it is great to have customers who enjoy a laugh. I pass on regards to dealer. Thanks for nuttty comments, hahahaha. Nit. Bloody lunatic customers, where do they all come from???? Hehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1485 / 1528
Rollo says...
FORD FIESTAI've never experienced such a friendly and helpful company … I already have my mind set on a much more up-market vehicle next time, and I will, without doubt, be using LingsCars in the future. Average dealer - Dealer was ok. Lombard however forgot to set up my direct debit order then sent me a snotty letter saying I was behind with payments! If only they were as efficient as LingsCars...

Rollo Davies
3 Manor Road
Swanscombe
DA10 0ES


Editor Note: Well, Rollo, Lombard have now withdrawn from the market. So, we don't have to put up with that inefficiency any more. They are RBS, enough said. You are not the first customer to say this has happened. But it was sorted. I am glad you found me friendly and helpful, I do not bite :) Hahaha! Great to have you on board! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1480 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
FORD FIESTALingsCars is a unique service – efficient, reliable, but fun to deal with. There is an evident focus on customer care. In my experience the proposed delivery was cut by two weeks for my convenience. This was only possible because of the hard work of the staff at Ling's company. Many, many thanks – I love my car. Excellent delivery, prompt, friendly and straight forward.

Elizabeth Moden
1 Green Croft
Wokingham
RG40 1QE


Editor Note: Yes, we pulled out the stops for you, not always possible I must say. There is a limit to what I can do, unless the cars are physical in the UK when the paperwork is done. Glad you are happy bunny, Liz. Nice cars, these new Fiestas! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1479 / 1528
Sandra says...
NISSAN NOTEEverything has been easy – applying online and using fab 'Lingo' through to delivery. Ling makes everything fun and not scary, like other kinds of businesses can be! I was worried the car wouldn't feel like 'mine' – but after a few days that feeling went – overwhelmed by joy of driving new car!

Sandra Hartley
10 Cavendish Avenue
Gillingham
Kent
ME7 2NW


Editor Note: Of course the Nissan Note is "yours". Yours for 3 years! Enjoy it. These are great cars, underrated really. Customers love them. Hope you have a great 3 years, and thanks so much for the kind letter, Sandra :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1528
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***


Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1475 / 1528
Alex says...
FORD KUGALing was very professional, a pleasure to do business with, very prompt in answering any questions. No problems at all. I will go with Ling again for my next car as she is very good. Thank you Ling. P.S. The car is great, I love it! Delivery driver messy and car not clean.

Alex Baker
Address Withheld
Southend On Sea
SS2 ***


Editor Note: Well, I went beserk with the supplying dealer. They really should not allow messy drivers. Always, the problems are with dealers, eh? Thanks for comments. I remove your address as you are a policeman, for security. Hope you like the Kuga. They have been very popular new cars this year, but I have never driven one. Evening all! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1473 / 1528
Gill says...
AUDI A3Ling makes the whole process painless not to say amusing with her amazing sense of humour!! Excellent delivery of my new Audi A3.

Gill Weeden
Stroud & Co.
The Courtyard Barns
Choke Lane
Cookham Dean, Berkshire
SL6 6PT


Editor Note: Well, you got fast delivery on that A3, so that is amazing, bear in mind many Audis have been delayed. You are a good repeat customer, always a pleasure to chat. Lhanks for coming back :) Have a great time in the A3. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1459 / 1528
Iqbal says...
VOLVO XC90Very efficient, friendly service. Personal touch makes all the difference when dealing with businesses. Ling has proved that hard work reaps benefits when establishing and running a business.

Iqbal Kondel
Flat 2, 22 Mattock Lane
Ealing
London
W5 5BH


Editor Note: Sonny, since delivering your car, as you are a senior project engineer with BT, you will be pleased to hear that BT Business thinks the same and they have given me an IT and communications award! Great they you had a good time getting the XC90, very nice cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1454 / 1528
Maureen says...
MERCEDES A-CLASSLing and Co were excellent throughout. I cannot believe I requested a Mercedes A-Class and it was all done so quickly and without any problems from start to delivery. I am over the moon with my A-Class and would recommend Ling to everyone who wants to lease a car. Great job A*. Excellent dealer- very good service.

Maureen Klein
3 Bonhomie Court
Broadcommon Road
Reading
RG10 0TD


Editor Note: Super duper, Mo. You are a mobile hairdresser, so I hope you don't get your car full of hair clippings. Notice you got a black one to hide the hairs :) Thanks for comments, it was lovely to deal with you. Mercedes-Benz treat me badly with their pressure and tactics, but every Mercedes customer I deliver a car to is very happy. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1453 / 1528
Nigel says...
HONDA CIVICThe most efficient company I have ever dealt with on the internet. Brilliant service getting my new Honda Civic – well done!! Will recommend. Dealer was excellent, no complaints whatsoever! Great :o)

Nigel Purvis
8 Winter Gardens Way
Banbury
OX16 1UT


Editor Note: Nig, well thanks so much. You run a number plate business (Silwood Number Plates), so anyone trying to spot you car needs only to look for the gold leopard-skin diamante number plates on your car, NIG 1. Good job you are white fella, man. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1449 / 1528
David says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOThanks again Ling, got there in the end even with the chopping and changing. See you in two years. Good delivery of my C4 Grand Picasso, arrived on time.

David Stoddart
Black Ink
7a Talbot Court
The Square, Stow On The World
Cheltenham
GL54 1BQ


Editor Note: Yes, the car was changed a few times, but you are a good solid repeat customer. Lovely to have you back! :) - Ling



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Wah! John Freeman was best known for male gender human bleing's direct interview style and spoke with Martin Luther King about assassination attempt that left him fighting for male gender human bleing's life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:18



Wah! A 44-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man dies after male gender human bleing's motorbike is involved in collision with van on A84 near Stirling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! How German markets captured UK's imagination - news replorted 10:04



Wah! An outbreak of norovirus leads to closure of four wards at Southampton General Hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! Emergency services dealing with fire at industrial unit in Swansea and area is sealed off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! Turkmenistan in Central Asia is one of most isolated and secretive states in world, lah, dissent is not tolerated and suspicion reigns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Jordan executes 11 men convicted of murder, lah, ending eight-year moratorium on death penalty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:13



Wah! The Cuban President, lah, Raul Castro, lah, has addressed closing session of parliament just days after announcing agreement with United States to re-establish diplomatic ties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! A free helpline offers support to victims of domestic abuse over Christmas and New Year holidays. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! Pakistan has announced it will execute more militant prisoners in next few days after lifting moratorium in response to Peshawar school massacre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:44



Wah! The Italian government is to spend around €200,000 (RMB Yuan #156,000) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! on new plinth for Michaelangelo's David to protect statue from earth tremors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:40



Wah! A man has been killed by old bill bobbys near city of Tours in central France, lah, after attacking officers with knife. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! The moment Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs rookie Jamie Donaldson secures point that retains Ryder Cup for Europe at Gleneagles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Target times for ambulances to reach some seriously ill patients could be lengthened, lah, rice-paper officialing doumentlation leaked to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Tunisians set to vote for their first freely elected president in run-off election seen as landmark in country's move to democracy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:49



Wah! Restrictions on movement of poultry in East Yorkshire after outbreak of bird influenzingler achoo achoo at duck breeding farm lifted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:48



Wah! Former three-time heavyweight champion boxer Muhammad Ali has been taken to hospital with mild case of pneumonia, lah, male gender human bleing's spokesman says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:19



Wah! Australian authorities charge woman in northern city of Cairns with murder of seven of flemale human person's children and flemale human person's niece. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:43



Wah! Grief and determination after Taliban school massacre - news replorted 03:24



Wah! What Cuba's new pact with Great Satan means for everyday life - news replorted 02:54



Wah! Safe surgery with DIY essential - news replorted 02:09



Wah! The family with 34 children - and they're adding two more - news replorted 02:04



Wah! Ex-armed forces members who sent to prison will getting more support following review of how they treated, lah, Ministry of Justice says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby tells Desert Island Discs bloody man is trying to bridge split in Church over same-sex marriage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! The Great Satan says North Korea must admit "culpability" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for cyber-attack on Sony Pictures after North Korea suggests joint inquiry into attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The Great Satan navy has developed robot that looks like fish, lah, but has high-tech surveillance equipment inside. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! The Anglican Archbishop of Jerusalem, lah, Suheil Dawani, lah, is head of diocese that covers much of Middle East and talked to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News about last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:44



Wah! Claims that NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Province of Engrish running-dogs may make target response times for ambulances longer, lah, and news on festive season blitz on drug-driving two of mixed bag of Sunday headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Why mornings will keep getting darker after 21 Jesus-baby month Decemblinger - news replorted 00:22



Wah! Bloody foreign investors keen to deals with Turkmenistan but climate of fear silences dissent, lah, writes BBC's Abdujalil Abdurasulov in Ashgabat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! The number of nurses being trained in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has fallen to its lowest level for six years, lah, according to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Conservatives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The strange things passengers leave on Tube - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Immediate action is needed to ensure pensioners in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land not afraid to put their heating on this winter, lah, according to SNp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:00



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