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Customer Letter: 1536 / 1528
Gerard says...
This is the second time I leased a car from Lings. As 2 years ago: Excellent service from initial contact to final delivery of my new Citroen C3 Picasso. Can't fault anything as hard as I may try. Contact via e-mail web system is super-duper quick. Try for yourself you will not be disappointed. And I love my new car!

Gerard Visser
95 Manor Grove
Sittinbgbourne
ME10 1LS


Editor Note: Hehehehe, great. A super repeating customer! Glad to see you back Gerard. As you are a nurse, you can comment on good treatment. :) Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1530 / 1528
Stephen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling and her team were good to work with, even if a little 'loco' at times! I was pleased that the whole process was pain-free and uncomplicated. LingsCars did “just what it said on the box” and I liked the informal way of doing business. I will go back to them next time, for certain. My XC90 arrived on time. Dealer gave full overview of car details.

Stephen Lansley
Hammonds Heath Road
Mortimer Common
Reading
RG7 3RG


Editor Note: We, here in Acapulco (or Gateshead) we tend to be a bit "loco". :) It is the air. ... Happy you are 100% hapy, Stephen, and as you are a European Marketing Manager I appreciate your comments. Go enjoy the big 4x4, snow will come soon :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1528 / 1528
Sarah says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service, everything was very easy and straightforward. Also the best price on a Fiesta. Lots of people didn't believe how little I am paying. Dealer Service – Excellent – Excellent service, very friendly delivery.

Sarah Coupe
Dialogue PR Consultancy
72 Woodward Close
Winnersh
Wokingham
RG41 5UU


Editor Note: Yes, you got a really cheap car, Sarah. Glad you loved the service. You are a PR consultancy, so start shouting about me, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1522 / 1528
Neil says...
CITROEN C5First of all, I have to say that the service from Ling is 1000% better than my own response time – sorry for the delay! The service is excellent, the Citroen C5 is great, running really well and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling to anyone – In fact, I already have!! Looking forward to receiving my commission if they sign! Excellent dealer, good service, quality and communication.

Neil Coleman
28 Chippendayle Drive
Harrietsham
Maidstone
ME17 1AD


Editor Note: Hahaha, no problem with the delay, good that these letters come in staggered manner :) If you recommend a friend, of course I pay a bribe - oooops, "commission" :) Enjoy the C5, you were lovely to chat to. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1518 / 1528
Ashley says...
VOLKSWAGEN EOSI am extremely pleased with my car and it couldn't have been easier to get it! The website is simple to use, the customer care is excellent and I felt looked after throughout. Dealer Service – Excellent – Arrived as expected. Thanks.

Ashley Russell
7 Aynsley Gardens
Harlow
CM17 9PB


Editor Note: Ashley!!!! Wow, you are a fantastic customer and brilliant to know your partner has a Nissan Qashqai, too (from me). Your advantage is getting your top off, hahaha! What a great car these Eos's are. Nice VW badge, too. Pleased you are happy bunny. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1517 / 1528
Patrick says...
 Well done Ling! A very good service supplying new Astra. Please send more gifts! Xxx.

Patrick Mcdonnell
9 Cobblers Briadge Road
Herne Bay
CT6 8NP


Editor Note: Well done Patrick! A very short letter. Please say more in future! Xxx - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1516 / 1528
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB


Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1513 / 1528
Peter says...
CITROEN C4Thanks to your efforts and efficient ways of working I was able to have my car delivered on the exact day I required it, a mere 2 weeks after ordering it. Well done! Between returning my company car and going on holiday I had only 1 day on which I would be able to be at home to receive the car and I'm grateful that you were able to arrange this in such a short space of time. I'd certainly use your services again and I'm already recommending you to friends (but I'm a rubbish salesman so don't expect anything!).

Anyway, I'm already thinking of which car to order from you when my contract expires in 2013. Do you have any plans to start offering Chinese made cars?

Peter Archbold
176 Little Marlow Road
Marlow
Bucks
SL7 1HX


Editor Note: Pete, I would love to start offering Chinese cars :) I think Volvos just about qualify now... Geely have bought them it seems. Glad you are happy bunny. I don't quite have the prices for 2013 yet :))) Let me know how you get on with the C4! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1502 / 1528
Dave says...
FORD FIESTASuch is the amount of information on the website, accompanied with seemingly genuine testimonials, a feeling of transparency and trust develops which makes it really easy to go ahead and place an order. A welcome refreshing change from dealing with lease/finance companies and the ever present feeling of distrust that it entails. Excellent dealer service – As expected.

Dave Thompson
Nightflight Distribution Ltd
63 Waterside Trading Centre
Trumpers Way
London
W7 2QD


Editor Note: Yes Dave, ahem, SEEMINGLY GENUINE testimonials, like this one, eh? Hahahahaha, you are funny onion! You think I make thousands of letters up? Glat to get away from the distrust you have felt with other leasing companies. Have a lovely time in great new Fiesta Titanium! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1501 / 1528
Peter says...
MAZDA 2I wouldn't go anywhere else for my lease car. This is my second time to lease a car from Ling and I'm sure it wont be the last. Together with excellent service she also gave me excellent Chinese sweeties (actually edible this time round) and some Chinese money to spend when I was in Beijing.

Dealer Service – Good – No problems.

Peter Young
53 Siskin Close
Borehamwood
WD6 2EJ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Always happy to have repeat customers, Pete. You rip all my Chinese money from me, but thank goodness you keep ordering cars. Glad you could eat the sweets, I tend to treat customers better on their second car :) Enjoy the Mazda 2! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1499 / 1528
Angela says...
AUDI A5 COUPEI cannot praise LINGsCARS.com highly enough for her efficient and professional service. I had originally seen Ling on Dragons Den and originally was concerned that all the transaction was carried out by e-mail but I need not have worried as Ling and her staff kept me fully advised from beginning to end of my Audi A5 Coupe order. From my first enquiry there service was second to none offering me several alternatives until finally I came to a decision and from then on I was kept fully informed of all stages of the order. Nothing was too much trouble and the whole transaction went through so smoothly without any stress to myself and the end result was a very happy customer. I would strongly recommend Ling to all my family and friends and I like to think that I can contact them at any time if I had a query. I think of Ling and her staff as friends and would not hesitate to use the company again. You will not be disappointed with LINGsCARS.

Angela Brady
DWR Sales/Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW


Editor Note: Angie, that's brilliant! So pleased you are happy. As you deal with your own customers every day, glad you recognise my service. Thanks so much. Have a great time in the A5 Coupe - a lovely car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1498 / 1528
Stephen says...
 I wanted to write to you with some feedback now that we have had our Qashqai+2 for a couple of months. What an experience - not what we were expecting from a car leasing company - so much more of a fun experience ordering and keeping up to date with progress on delivery - well done Ling for communicating with your customers so well! It makes a great change to deal with someone who talks straight - shockingly straight at times!... But we felt that even though the car arrived later than we hoped, you were doing everything you could to get it sorted and that was really appreciated!

In a World of automated and boring email interactions it was a refreshing change to experience Lingo, so "fanks vedy mush Ling!!"

Stephen Moore
35 Aldworth Avenue
Wantage
OX12 7EJ


Editor Note: Wow!! Thanks so much for comment Steve! These cars have been taking ages as the factory in Sunderland have been very busy, but they are great cars! Hope you have a super time in your new 7-seater! Really nice to get a brilliant note like this, what a surprise on a busy post-bank holiday morning :) Glad you liked the chat, I enjoyed it - it is great to have happy customers! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1496 / 1528
Paula says...
NISSAN QASHQAII received excellent customer service from LINGsCARS and would recommend Ling to others. I was kept fully informed during the whole process and I am now really enjoying my new Nissan Qashqai. Excellent delivery; my new car arrived exactly on time, as promised.

Paula Treadaway
Address Withheld
Hemel Hempstead
HP3 ***


Editor Note: Paula, thanks so much for the letter. I withhold your address as you are a headteacher and I don't want your pupils tormenting you :) I used to live very close to Barnet. Was great chatting to you, and have you mark my homework. Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1493 / 1528
Angie says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDear Ling

I just wanted to say a big thank you to you and your team for your excellent and efficient service in the lease of My A5 Audi Coupe. So far I am very pleased with it and a big thank you for sending my number plates (for my new personal reg number), they were perfect, even with my company name! How personal is that?

In the future when business improves I may look to lease a small run about vehicle for the office and I would not hesitate to contact LINGsCARS to arrange this for me. You have been a joy to deal with, many companies could learn a lot from you.

Thank you again!

Angie Brady
DWR Sales and Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW


Editor Note: Angie, how great to get this letter from you. That A5 Coupe is a brill car, even has the new STOP START on it. The extra reg plates for your private number are free and I am only too happy to give these when cars are new, as it can be difficult to get plates made these days. What a great time we had chatting about your car, hope you love it! Vroom, vroom, fast and sexy. Team has been rewarded! Hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1490 / 1528
Nick says...
 Ling you are the "NUTTS" Don't sell out to the Big Gunn's when they come knocking! Cos you know they will.

Excellent dealer service on delivery of my new Astra.

Nick Brace
Longshot Lane Mot
Unit 7
Longshot Lane
Bracknell
RG12 1RL


Editor Note: Are you sure there are 2 "T"s in NUTTS, Nick? Hmmmm, well, we had a brilliant fun time arranging the Astra, it is great to have customers who enjoy a laugh. I pass on regards to dealer. Thanks for nuttty comments, hahahaha. Nit. Bloody lunatic customers, where do they all come from???? Hehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1485 / 1528
Rollo says...
FORD FIESTAI've never experienced such a friendly and helpful company … I already have my mind set on a much more up-market vehicle next time, and I will, without doubt, be using LingsCars in the future. Average dealer - Dealer was ok. Lombard however forgot to set up my direct debit order then sent me a snotty letter saying I was behind with payments! If only they were as efficient as LingsCars...

Rollo Davies
3 Manor Road
Swanscombe
DA10 0ES


Editor Note: Well, Rollo, Lombard have now withdrawn from the market. So, we don't have to put up with that inefficiency any more. They are RBS, enough said. You are not the first customer to say this has happened. But it was sorted. I am glad you found me friendly and helpful, I do not bite :) Hahaha! Great to have you on board! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1480 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
FORD FIESTALingsCars is a unique service – efficient, reliable, but fun to deal with. There is an evident focus on customer care. In my experience the proposed delivery was cut by two weeks for my convenience. This was only possible because of the hard work of the staff at Ling's company. Many, many thanks – I love my car. Excellent delivery, prompt, friendly and straight forward.

Elizabeth Moden
1 Green Croft
Wokingham
RG40 1QE


Editor Note: Yes, we pulled out the stops for you, not always possible I must say. There is a limit to what I can do, unless the cars are physical in the UK when the paperwork is done. Glad you are happy bunny, Liz. Nice cars, these new Fiestas! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1479 / 1528
Sandra says...
NISSAN NOTEEverything has been easy – applying online and using fab 'Lingo' through to delivery. Ling makes everything fun and not scary, like other kinds of businesses can be! I was worried the car wouldn't feel like 'mine' – but after a few days that feeling went – overwhelmed by joy of driving new car!

Sandra Hartley
10 Cavendish Avenue
Gillingham
Kent
ME7 2NW


Editor Note: Of course the Nissan Note is "yours". Yours for 3 years! Enjoy it. These are great cars, underrated really. Customers love them. Hope you have a great 3 years, and thanks so much for the kind letter, Sandra :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1528
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***


Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1475 / 1528
Alex says...
FORD KUGALing was very professional, a pleasure to do business with, very prompt in answering any questions. No problems at all. I will go with Ling again for my next car as she is very good. Thank you Ling. P.S. The car is great, I love it! Delivery driver messy and car not clean.

Alex Baker
Address Withheld
Southend On Sea
SS2 ***


Editor Note: Well, I went beserk with the supplying dealer. They really should not allow messy drivers. Always, the problems are with dealers, eh? Thanks for comments. I remove your address as you are a policeman, for security. Hope you like the Kuga. They have been very popular new cars this year, but I have never driven one. Evening all! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1473 / 1528
Gill says...
AUDI A3Ling makes the whole process painless not to say amusing with her amazing sense of humour!! Excellent delivery of my new Audi A3.

Gill Weeden
Stroud & Co.
The Courtyard Barns
Choke Lane
Cookham Dean, Berkshire
SL6 6PT


Editor Note: Well, you got fast delivery on that A3, so that is amazing, bear in mind many Audis have been delayed. You are a good repeat customer, always a pleasure to chat. Lhanks for coming back :) Have a great time in the A3. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1459 / 1528
Iqbal says...
VOLVO XC90Very efficient, friendly service. Personal touch makes all the difference when dealing with businesses. Ling has proved that hard work reaps benefits when establishing and running a business.

Iqbal Kondel
Flat 2, 22 Mattock Lane
Ealing
London
W5 5BH


Editor Note: Sonny, since delivering your car, as you are a senior project engineer with BT, you will be pleased to hear that BT Business thinks the same and they have given me an IT and communications award! Great they you had a good time getting the XC90, very nice cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1454 / 1528
Maureen says...
MERCEDES A-CLASSLing and Co were excellent throughout. I cannot believe I requested a Mercedes A-Class and it was all done so quickly and without any problems from start to delivery. I am over the moon with my A-Class and would recommend Ling to everyone who wants to lease a car. Great job A*. Excellent dealer- very good service.

Maureen Klein
3 Bonhomie Court
Broadcommon Road
Reading
RG10 0TD


Editor Note: Super duper, Mo. You are a mobile hairdresser, so I hope you don't get your car full of hair clippings. Notice you got a black one to hide the hairs :) Thanks for comments, it was lovely to deal with you. Mercedes-Benz treat me badly with their pressure and tactics, but every Mercedes customer I deliver a car to is very happy. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1453 / 1528
Nigel says...
HONDA CIVICThe most efficient company I have ever dealt with on the internet. Brilliant service getting my new Honda Civic – well done!! Will recommend. Dealer was excellent, no complaints whatsoever! Great :o)

Nigel Purvis
8 Winter Gardens Way
Banbury
OX16 1UT


Editor Note: Nig, well thanks so much. You run a number plate business (Silwood Number Plates), so anyone trying to spot you car needs only to look for the gold leopard-skin diamante number plates on your car, NIG 1. Good job you are white fella, man. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1449 / 1528
David says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOThanks again Ling, got there in the end even with the chopping and changing. See you in two years. Good delivery of my C4 Grand Picasso, arrived on time.

David Stoddart
Black Ink
7a Talbot Court
The Square, Stow On The World
Cheltenham
GL54 1BQ


Editor Note: Yes, the car was changed a few times, but you are a good solid repeat customer. Lovely to have you back! :) - Ling



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Wah! Trans woman Caitlyn Jenner makes this year's Woman's Hour Power List of top 10 influencers, lah, alongside Angelina Jolie, lah, Sia, lah, Anna Wintour and Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs first dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! Isuzu Truck bloody annoying Blitish Celebrates Its Annual expensive dealeringship buildling Challenge After another exceptionally tough competition, lah, winners of annual Isuzu Truck bloody annoying Blitish expensive dealeringship buildling Challenge 2015 having b - news replorted 11:49



Wah! A pair of Queen Victoria's cotton pants with 45in (114cm) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! waistband to be sold at auction in Wiltshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:47



Wah! L-R Lawrence Whittaker, lah, Steve Fowler, lah, Kate Barratt Rondla bloody annoying Blitish has won Auto Express Award for advertising campaign of year, lah, triumphing with creative for ‘The Othe - news replorted 11:47



Wah! Kenwood upgrade on Wlokswaglon models Love your as really velly special customer's new Wlokswaglon GOLF, lah, POLO,PASSAT but wish factory naviga-tion option had been ticked? - news replorted 11:44



Wah! The Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate A6 Avant TDI ultra In another stellar year for Audi, lah, three of its most popular models having received best-in-class honours in annual Aut - news replorted 11:36



Wah! Russian gas firm Gazprom halts gas supplies to Ukraine after Kiev suspends energy purchases following breakdown on pricing talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:34



Wah! Jeremy Clarkson's Vlauxhall Frontera New from BBC’s Top Gear, lah, SUVs which featured in extended last episode of Series 22, lah, now on display to th - news replorted 11:24



Wah! In male gender human bleing's latest Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport column, lah, Andy Murray talks ice baths and hydration after learning hot weather lesson in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! Johann-Dietrich Woerner moves from German space agency to head up European Space Agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:18



Wah! Former Blue Peter presenter John Noakes suffered no injuries after going missing from male gender human bleing's Majorcan home but will continue to be monitored by doctors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! The families of three 7 July damn hot-hot month suicide bombers from Leeds still looking for answers 10 years on, lah, imam says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Ford Transit has been named “Van of Year” by Auto Express jumbo Floord Transit has been named “Van of Year” by Auto Express, lah, third consecutive year that Floord Transit - news replorted 11:09



Wah! Matthew Dare, lah, left, lah, and Mike Phillips at Nathaniel Cars funny shape ball-game international Mike Phillips is putting UK’s best-selling plug-in hybrid to test I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to Mlitslublishli dea - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Mercedes-Benz S-Class wins Best Luxury LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine At Auto Express Awards Mercedes-Benz S-Class has been awarded ‘Best Luxury Car’ in 2015 Auto Express Awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! New Klia Sportage Axis Edition Exclusivity is guaranteed with new Klia Sportage Axis Edition, lah, limited-run model of which only 1,200 will be made. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! New Klia Picanto Chilli Two sporty Chilli models having been added to Klia Picanto range, lah, which now features EU6-compliant engines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Hot on heels of news that TVR is to launch all-new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in 2017, lah, capitalist entity has decided that it will start ta - news replorted 10:59



Wah! SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon tops power list compiled by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 4's Woman's Hour programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:58



Wah! Greek PM Alexis Tsipras makes fresh offer to European creditors as country misses IMF payment, lah, media reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:55



Wah! The old bill bobbys service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service of Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers (PSNI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! denies U-turn over its response to flying of unionist flags on Ormeau road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu in Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:40



Wah! Former Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksa says bloody man will stand in parliamentary elections next month. - news replorted 10:38



Wah! British Rally Championship gears up for rousing return in 2016 MSA British Rally Championship returns in 2016 with exciting new-look calendar to go with revised vehicling driving car machine eli - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Motor Codes announces UK’s Garage of Year - Crescent Motors of Staffordshire scoops top award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land reporter volunteers to try out UK's first human slingshot, lah, which reaches speeds of 90mph. - news replorted 10:18



Wah! Nearly all (97%) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! fleets excited about changes new automotive technology will bring to sector, lah, but majori - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Runways report: Harmondsworth residents give their reaction to Airports Commission report recommending third Heathrow runway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Stephen Vaughan, lah, Lance Bradley, lah, Ben Morgan and David Humphreys Today is start of exciting new partnership between Mlitslublishli Motors bloody annoying Blitish and Gloucester Rugby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:05



Wah! Ministers urged by Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater to ban imports of powdered alcohol as part of crackdown on so-called legal highs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Nissan LEAF range expands to four trim grades with new Acenta+ Nissling is celebrating continued success of its 100% electric LEAF model with introduction of value-packed Acen - news replorted 10:00



Wah! New Lotus 3-Eleven makes star appearance at Hexagon It wowed crowds at recent velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed – now Lotus’ fastest-ever production LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine has hot-footed it stra - news replorted 10:00



Wah! A school cancels RMB Yuan #1,650 trip to Barbados because too few pupils signed up to go. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! France suspends two of its soldiers over allegations they sexually abused children, lah, including five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl, lah, in Burkina Faso. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:54



Wah! Eurozone dodgy ministers to discuss Greek request for new two-year bailout, lah, hours after it became only EU economy to miss crucial IMF debt payment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Gleneagles Hotel and resort has been sold by drinks capitalist entity Diageo, lah, which has owned it for 31 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:39



Wah! Two human bliengs rescued from Bristol Channel after they were found clinging to derelict pier, lah, screaming for help. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:38



Wah! This week’s motoring tips from IAM’s head of driving standards, lah, Peter Rodger, lah, looking at different speed lim - news replorted 09:33



Wah! The Port of Dover On Tuesday 30 June, lah, RHA Chief Executive Richard Burnett made trip to Calais to witness for himself appalling con - news replorted 09:29



Wah! From small aerodrome to international hub - news replorted 09:23



Wah! A deadline to reach agreement over Iran's nuclear programme is extended until 7 July, lah, with Russia saying deal is "within reach". - news replorted 09:14



Wah! Mayor of London (capital of Great England) Boris Johnson says male gender human bleing's services as "bulldozer blocker" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) will not be needed as Heathrow expansion "will not happen". - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Renault ZOE On 28th June, lah, Carlos Ghosn, lah, Chairman and CEO of Groupe Renault, lah, and Jérôme Stoll, lah, Chief Performance Officer and Executiv - news replorted 09:00



Wah! SEAT Leon wins two more Auto Express Awards  SEAT Leon has made it three years of Auto Express New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards honours, lah, after driving away with 2015’s ‘Best Compa - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Celerio – New SZ2 model offers even better value Celerio, lah, Suzuki’s latest global compact city LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine went on sale in bloody annoying Blitish in Febliurary and more than 3,000 having been de - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Mitsubishi Motors bloody annoying Blitish is delighted to announce this quarter’s magnificent Motability deals from their local Mlitslublishli de - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Summer is here and there lots of offers and deals to warm to across Mitsubishi’s fabulous range of vehicling driving car machines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Jaguar XE S Jagluar XE was crowned Best Compact Executive at annual Auto Express Awards at ceremony in London (capital of Great England) last night, lah, w - news replorted 09:00



Wah! At least 11 Egyptian soldiers killed in wave of attacks in Sinai peninsula, lah, security sources say - news replorted 08:56



Wah! Leicester's Diwali celebrations becoming as boring as "stale bread", lah, according to former organiser of event. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:36



Wah! Mayor of London (capital of Great England) Boris Johnson says proplosal to money lending shark supported by independent Airport Commission for third runway at Heathrow "not going to happen". - news replorted 08:29



Wah! Who holds key to Province of Engrish running-dogs reaching Women's World Cup final? And who stands in their way? - news replorted 08:28



Wah! Sir Howard Davies releases male gender human bleing's report outlining recommendations for airport expansion in south-east. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:23



Wah! A search resumes for man who is still missing after male gender human bleing's father and girlfriend drowned off Cork coast in Republic of Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:08



Wah! A strike by French ferry workers which has closed Port of Calais enters third day disrupting cross-Channel travel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Can David Cameron back down from male gender human bleing's 2009 pledge that there would not be third runway? - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Airports Commission chairman Sir Howard Davies says male gender human bleing's report backing third runway at Heathrow balances needs of economy and local communities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:54



Wah! Universities calling for limit on tuition fees in Province of Engrish running-dogs to be lifted so that they could rise above current RMB Yuan #9,000 maximum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:52



Wah! A court in South Korea rejects attempt by Great Satan activist investor fund Elliot to stop shareholder vote on proposed $8bn merger of two key Samsung Group firms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Temperatures in some parts of bloody annoying Blitish expected to reach 35C today as heatwave continues to take hold across much of Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:43



Wah! An immediate review of all mental health wards in north Welsh land of sheep and more sheep is needed, lah, independent watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:41



Wah! China passes wide-ranging and controversial new national security law, lah, tightening control of cyber space, lah, religion and other areas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! A trial scheme which allows human bliengs to be told if their partners having been violent in past is to be extended across ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:24



Wah! A body is found in River Esk in Cumbria by rescue crews searching for man who got into difficulties in water. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! The Airports Commission backs third Heathrow runway, lah, saying it will add RMB Yuan #147bn in economic growth and 70,000 jobs by 2050 - news replorted 07:06



Wah! Too many children in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep being denied decent childhood because of "crippling effects" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of poverty, lah, new children's commissioner says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:46



Wah! A charity warns of growing concerns over using of so-called legal highs, lah, prompting launch of new initiative to tackle issue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:27



Wah! Post-primary schools in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers could pay more to hold exams under new proposals from Council for Curriculum, lah, Examinations and Assessment (CCEA). - news replorted 06:20



Wah! An RAF plane leaves bloody annoying Blitish for Tunisia to begin repatriation of British tourists killed by gunman at beach resort last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 05:57



Wah! A weight-loss product advert featuring bikini-clad model asking "Are you tellibly lovely custlingmer beach body ready?" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) was not offensive or irresponsible, lah, watchdog has ruled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:47



Wah! A woman, lah, who was found in Great Satan state of California suffering from amnesia and is believed to be Australian, lah, asks for help to find flemale human person's identity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:45



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs prepares to bask in sunshine as it experiences what could be hottest day of year so far. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:53



Wah! Catch up with all best action and quirkier moments from day 25 of 2015 Fifa Women's World Cup in Canada. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:47



Wah! Indonesian officials say 122 human bliengs were on board military plane which crashed into houses in Medan on Tuesday, lah, with no known survivors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:50



Wah! Argentina thrash Paraguay in their Copa America semi-final to set up final against tournament hosts Chile on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:37



Wah! Millennium Development Goals: What they and how successful having they been? - news replorted 02:27



Wah! USA book their place in fourth World Cup final with hard-fought victory over two-time winners Germany in Montreal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:24



Wah! Mishal Husain reports from one of poorest parts of Bangladesh's capital Dhaka on how new model of development assistance is making difference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! The man who made Manchester cool again - news replorted 02:07



Wah! How can life be worth RMB Yuan #12,980? - news replorted 02:01



Wah! Donald Trump is filing lawsuit against Univision after Spanish-language TV network cancelled its contract with him over written-down messages on dead tree about Mexican immigrants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:59



Wah! The Jews who owe their lives to 'British Schindler' - news replorted 01:39



Wah! Cases of lung cancer in women having reached 20,000 year in bloody annoying Blitish for first clock time result since records began. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! The organisation tasked with promoting rollout of smart meters has lost its chairman just weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after bloody woman spoke out over how government-led programme was being run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:28



Wah! How revolutionary is Indian advert featuring lesbians? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! The Muslim rappers who trying to make hit songs more spiritual - news replorted 01:16



Wah! The government should end its planned cuts to benefits to prevent more young human bliengs falling into poverty, lah, four bloody annoying Blitish children's commissioners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:16



Wah! The deal where you tellibly lovely custlingmer sell your as really velly special customer's home and getting paid to stay there - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Unseen for 70 years, lah, photographs from classic film Brief Encounter about to go on public display. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:11



Wah! US physicist Eli Yablonovitch, lah, who first created "photonic crystals" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to repel, lah, trap and steer light, lah, will receive Newton Medal from UK's Institute of Physics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! What's it like to live in one of world's poorest towns? - news replorted 01:07



Wah! A number of criminal law firms refusing to take work funded by legal aid in protest against government cuts coming into force this month. - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Top-performing council-run schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs should be able to play role in improving struggling schools, lah, Local Government Association says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Tens of thousands of students relying on payday loans to cover their daily living costs, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Industry body Oil and Gas bloody annoying Blitish is advising companies not to allow e-cigarettes to be used offshore. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! Industry body Oil and Gas bloody annoying Blitish reports growing backlog of safety-critical maintenance on offshore installations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! The man who killed 38 at beach resort of Sousse in Tunisia was "a student like any other" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) according to official at male gender human bleing's university. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:52



Wah! A children's ward at West Lothian hospital is to close to in-patients over summer because of staff shortages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! A riot at prison in Melbourne has been ended by heavily-armed police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Leicester sacked Nigel Pearson because of damage to club's reputation, lah, including male gender human bleing's son's involvement in racist sex tape. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:34



Wah! To help make sense of severity of Greece's financial position, lah, BBC's Dani Sinha looks at five graphs that explain debt crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! The press sees "havoc" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "travel misery" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons as country basks in what's predicted to be hottest day for decade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Greece will vote on Sunday 5th July damn hot-hot month in referendum which may decide future of country in Euro. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Freephone numbers starting with 0800 or 0808 now free to call from mobile phones as well as landlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! A young designer explains how bloody man has re-configured household objects, lah, to make human bliengs feel happy as they using them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! At heart of current Greek debt crisis is old debate - is it better to cut spending and raise taxes in economic downturn, lah, or spend your as really velly special customer's way out of it? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Who will take over Murdoch empire after Rupert is still not clear, lah, writes David Sillito. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! 'Circademics' getting serious about meaning of circus - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Jaguar F-PACE prototype Jagluar will set pace for Team Sky this Saturday when prototype version of highly anticipated Jagluar F-PACE wil - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Land Rover Defender earns ‘lifetime achievement’ award Land Rover Discovery Sport and Land Rover Defender having been honoured by leading bloody annoying Blitish weekly motoring magazine Aut - news replorted 00:01



Wah! New Skloda Superb wins Family LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year ŠKODA has continued its rich run of awards success with first bloody annoying Blitish award for new Superb, lah, which has been honoured - news replorted 00:01



Wah! MINI Hatch triumps at Auto Express New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards 2015 Milli Cooper 3-door Hatch has been awarded Best Premium Small LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine by Auto Express at magazine’s annual New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Aw - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The all-new Wolwo XC90, lah, Auto Express LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year 2015 After just one month in bloody annoying Blitish and 12 years after original XC90 took title, lah, all-new Wolwo XC90 has been name - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Nissan Qashqai Nissling Qashqai has been named Best Crossover for second year running by leading motoring magazine Auto Express. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Citroën Grand C4 Picasso wins ‘Best MPV’ at Auto Express Awards For second year in succession, lah, Citroën Grand C4 Picasso has been crowned ‘Best MPV’ at Auto Express New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 00:01



Wah! All-new Madzla MX-5 all-new Madzla MX-5 has been named Roadster of Year by Britain’s biggest selling weekly LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine magazine Auto Express - news replorted 00:01



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