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Customer Letter: 1536 / 1528
Gerard says...
This is the second time I leased a car from Lings. As 2 years ago: Excellent service from initial contact to final delivery of my new Citroen C3 Picasso. Can't fault anything as hard as I may try. Contact via e-mail web system is super-duper quick. Try for yourself you will not be disappointed. And I love my new car!

Gerard Visser
95 Manor Grove
Sittinbgbourne
ME10 1LS


Editor Note: Hehehehe, great. A super repeating customer! Glad to see you back Gerard. As you are a nurse, you can comment on good treatment. :) Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1530 / 1528
Stephen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling and her team were good to work with, even if a little 'loco' at times! I was pleased that the whole process was pain-free and uncomplicated. LingsCars did “just what it said on the box” and I liked the informal way of doing business. I will go back to them next time, for certain. My XC90 arrived on time. Dealer gave full overview of car details.

Stephen Lansley
Hammonds Heath Road
Mortimer Common
Reading
RG7 3RG


Editor Note: We, here in Acapulco (or Gateshead) we tend to be a bit "loco". :) It is the air. ... Happy you are 100% hapy, Stephen, and as you are a European Marketing Manager I appreciate your comments. Go enjoy the big 4x4, snow will come soon :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1528 / 1528
Sarah says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service, everything was very easy and straightforward. Also the best price on a Fiesta. Lots of people didn't believe how little I am paying. Dealer Service – Excellent – Excellent service, very friendly delivery.

Sarah Coupe
Dialogue PR Consultancy
72 Woodward Close
Winnersh
Wokingham
RG41 5UU


Editor Note: Yes, you got a really cheap car, Sarah. Glad you loved the service. You are a PR consultancy, so start shouting about me, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1522 / 1528
Neil says...
CITROEN C5First of all, I have to say that the service from Ling is 1000% better than my own response time – sorry for the delay! The service is excellent, the Citroen C5 is great, running really well and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling to anyone – In fact, I already have!! Looking forward to receiving my commission if they sign! Excellent dealer, good service, quality and communication.

Neil Coleman
28 Chippendayle Drive
Harrietsham
Maidstone
ME17 1AD


Editor Note: Hahaha, no problem with the delay, good that these letters come in staggered manner :) If you recommend a friend, of course I pay a bribe - oooops, "commission" :) Enjoy the C5, you were lovely to chat to. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1518 / 1528
Ashley says...
VOLKSWAGEN EOSI am extremely pleased with my car and it couldn't have been easier to get it! The website is simple to use, the customer care is excellent and I felt looked after throughout. Dealer Service – Excellent – Arrived as expected. Thanks.

Ashley Russell
7 Aynsley Gardens
Harlow
CM17 9PB


Editor Note: Ashley!!!! Wow, you are a fantastic customer and brilliant to know your partner has a Nissan Qashqai, too (from me). Your advantage is getting your top off, hahaha! What a great car these Eos's are. Nice VW badge, too. Pleased you are happy bunny. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1517 / 1528
Patrick says...
 Well done Ling! A very good service supplying new Astra. Please send more gifts! Xxx.

Patrick Mcdonnell
9 Cobblers Briadge Road
Herne Bay
CT6 8NP


Editor Note: Well done Patrick! A very short letter. Please say more in future! Xxx - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1516 / 1528
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB


Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1513 / 1528
Peter says...
CITROEN C4Thanks to your efforts and efficient ways of working I was able to have my car delivered on the exact day I required it, a mere 2 weeks after ordering it. Well done! Between returning my company car and going on holiday I had only 1 day on which I would be able to be at home to receive the car and I'm grateful that you were able to arrange this in such a short space of time. I'd certainly use your services again and I'm already recommending you to friends (but I'm a rubbish salesman so don't expect anything!).

Anyway, I'm already thinking of which car to order from you when my contract expires in 2013. Do you have any plans to start offering Chinese made cars?

Peter Archbold
176 Little Marlow Road
Marlow
Bucks
SL7 1HX


Editor Note: Pete, I would love to start offering Chinese cars :) I think Volvos just about qualify now... Geely have bought them it seems. Glad you are happy bunny. I don't quite have the prices for 2013 yet :))) Let me know how you get on with the C4! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1502 / 1528
Dave says...
FORD FIESTASuch is the amount of information on the website, accompanied with seemingly genuine testimonials, a feeling of transparency and trust develops which makes it really easy to go ahead and place an order. A welcome refreshing change from dealing with lease/finance companies and the ever present feeling of distrust that it entails. Excellent dealer service – As expected.

Dave Thompson
Nightflight Distribution Ltd
63 Waterside Trading Centre
Trumpers Way
London
W7 2QD


Editor Note: Yes Dave, ahem, SEEMINGLY GENUINE testimonials, like this one, eh? Hahahahaha, you are funny onion! You think I make thousands of letters up? Glat to get away from the distrust you have felt with other leasing companies. Have a lovely time in great new Fiesta Titanium! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1501 / 1528
Peter says...
MAZDA 2I wouldn't go anywhere else for my lease car. This is my second time to lease a car from Ling and I'm sure it wont be the last. Together with excellent service she also gave me excellent Chinese sweeties (actually edible this time round) and some Chinese money to spend when I was in Beijing.

Dealer Service – Good – No problems.

Peter Young
53 Siskin Close
Borehamwood
WD6 2EJ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Always happy to have repeat customers, Pete. You rip all my Chinese money from me, but thank goodness you keep ordering cars. Glad you could eat the sweets, I tend to treat customers better on their second car :) Enjoy the Mazda 2! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1499 / 1528
Angela says...
AUDI A5 COUPEI cannot praise LINGsCARS.com highly enough for her efficient and professional service. I had originally seen Ling on Dragons Den and originally was concerned that all the transaction was carried out by e-mail but I need not have worried as Ling and her staff kept me fully advised from beginning to end of my Audi A5 Coupe order. From my first enquiry there service was second to none offering me several alternatives until finally I came to a decision and from then on I was kept fully informed of all stages of the order. Nothing was too much trouble and the whole transaction went through so smoothly without any stress to myself and the end result was a very happy customer. I would strongly recommend Ling to all my family and friends and I like to think that I can contact them at any time if I had a query. I think of Ling and her staff as friends and would not hesitate to use the company again. You will not be disappointed with LINGsCARS.

Angela Brady
DWR Sales/Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW


Editor Note: Angie, that's brilliant! So pleased you are happy. As you deal with your own customers every day, glad you recognise my service. Thanks so much. Have a great time in the A5 Coupe - a lovely car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1498 / 1528
Stephen says...
 I wanted to write to you with some feedback now that we have had our Qashqai+2 for a couple of months. What an experience - not what we were expecting from a car leasing company - so much more of a fun experience ordering and keeping up to date with progress on delivery - well done Ling for communicating with your customers so well! It makes a great change to deal with someone who talks straight - shockingly straight at times!... But we felt that even though the car arrived later than we hoped, you were doing everything you could to get it sorted and that was really appreciated!

In a World of automated and boring email interactions it was a refreshing change to experience Lingo, so "fanks vedy mush Ling!!"

Stephen Moore
35 Aldworth Avenue
Wantage
OX12 7EJ


Editor Note: Wow!! Thanks so much for comment Steve! These cars have been taking ages as the factory in Sunderland have been very busy, but they are great cars! Hope you have a super time in your new 7-seater! Really nice to get a brilliant note like this, what a surprise on a busy post-bank holiday morning :) Glad you liked the chat, I enjoyed it - it is great to have happy customers! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1496 / 1528
Paula says...
NISSAN QASHQAII received excellent customer service from LINGsCARS and would recommend Ling to others. I was kept fully informed during the whole process and I am now really enjoying my new Nissan Qashqai. Excellent delivery; my new car arrived exactly on time, as promised.

Paula Treadaway
Address Withheld
Hemel Hempstead
HP3 ***


Editor Note: Paula, thanks so much for the letter. I withhold your address as you are a headteacher and I don't want your pupils tormenting you :) I used to live very close to Barnet. Was great chatting to you, and have you mark my homework. Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1493 / 1528
Angie says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDear Ling

I just wanted to say a big thank you to you and your team for your excellent and efficient service in the lease of My A5 Audi Coupe. So far I am very pleased with it and a big thank you for sending my number plates (for my new personal reg number), they were perfect, even with my company name! How personal is that?

In the future when business improves I may look to lease a small run about vehicle for the office and I would not hesitate to contact LINGsCARS to arrange this for me. You have been a joy to deal with, many companies could learn a lot from you.

Thank you again!

Angie Brady
DWR Sales and Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW


Editor Note: Angie, how great to get this letter from you. That A5 Coupe is a brill car, even has the new STOP START on it. The extra reg plates for your private number are free and I am only too happy to give these when cars are new, as it can be difficult to get plates made these days. What a great time we had chatting about your car, hope you love it! Vroom, vroom, fast and sexy. Team has been rewarded! Hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1490 / 1528
Nick says...
 Ling you are the "NUTTS" Don't sell out to the Big Gunn's when they come knocking! Cos you know they will.

Excellent dealer service on delivery of my new Astra.

Nick Brace
Longshot Lane Mot
Unit 7
Longshot Lane
Bracknell
RG12 1RL


Editor Note: Are you sure there are 2 "T"s in NUTTS, Nick? Hmmmm, well, we had a brilliant fun time arranging the Astra, it is great to have customers who enjoy a laugh. I pass on regards to dealer. Thanks for nuttty comments, hahahaha. Nit. Bloody lunatic customers, where do they all come from???? Hehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1485 / 1528
Rollo says...
FORD FIESTAI've never experienced such a friendly and helpful company … I already have my mind set on a much more up-market vehicle next time, and I will, without doubt, be using LingsCars in the future. Average dealer - Dealer was ok. Lombard however forgot to set up my direct debit order then sent me a snotty letter saying I was behind with payments! If only they were as efficient as LingsCars...

Rollo Davies
3 Manor Road
Swanscombe
DA10 0ES


Editor Note: Well, Rollo, Lombard have now withdrawn from the market. So, we don't have to put up with that inefficiency any more. They are RBS, enough said. You are not the first customer to say this has happened. But it was sorted. I am glad you found me friendly and helpful, I do not bite :) Hahaha! Great to have you on board! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1480 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
FORD FIESTALingsCars is a unique service – efficient, reliable, but fun to deal with. There is an evident focus on customer care. In my experience the proposed delivery was cut by two weeks for my convenience. This was only possible because of the hard work of the staff at Ling's company. Many, many thanks – I love my car. Excellent delivery, prompt, friendly and straight forward.

Elizabeth Moden
1 Green Croft
Wokingham
RG40 1QE


Editor Note: Yes, we pulled out the stops for you, not always possible I must say. There is a limit to what I can do, unless the cars are physical in the UK when the paperwork is done. Glad you are happy bunny, Liz. Nice cars, these new Fiestas! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1479 / 1528
Sandra says...
NISSAN NOTEEverything has been easy – applying online and using fab 'Lingo' through to delivery. Ling makes everything fun and not scary, like other kinds of businesses can be! I was worried the car wouldn't feel like 'mine' – but after a few days that feeling went – overwhelmed by joy of driving new car!

Sandra Hartley
10 Cavendish Avenue
Gillingham
Kent
ME7 2NW


Editor Note: Of course the Nissan Note is "yours". Yours for 3 years! Enjoy it. These are great cars, underrated really. Customers love them. Hope you have a great 3 years, and thanks so much for the kind letter, Sandra :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1528
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***


Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1475 / 1528
Alex says...
FORD KUGALing was very professional, a pleasure to do business with, very prompt in answering any questions. No problems at all. I will go with Ling again for my next car as she is very good. Thank you Ling. P.S. The car is great, I love it! Delivery driver messy and car not clean.

Alex Baker
Address Withheld
Southend On Sea
SS2 ***


Editor Note: Well, I went beserk with the supplying dealer. They really should not allow messy drivers. Always, the problems are with dealers, eh? Thanks for comments. I remove your address as you are a policeman, for security. Hope you like the Kuga. They have been very popular new cars this year, but I have never driven one. Evening all! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1473 / 1528
Gill says...
AUDI A3Ling makes the whole process painless not to say amusing with her amazing sense of humour!! Excellent delivery of my new Audi A3.

Gill Weeden
Stroud & Co.
The Courtyard Barns
Choke Lane
Cookham Dean, Berkshire
SL6 6PT


Editor Note: Well, you got fast delivery on that A3, so that is amazing, bear in mind many Audis have been delayed. You are a good repeat customer, always a pleasure to chat. Lhanks for coming back :) Have a great time in the A3. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1459 / 1528
Iqbal says...
VOLVO XC90Very efficient, friendly service. Personal touch makes all the difference when dealing with businesses. Ling has proved that hard work reaps benefits when establishing and running a business.

Iqbal Kondel
Flat 2, 22 Mattock Lane
Ealing
London
W5 5BH


Editor Note: Sonny, since delivering your car, as you are a senior project engineer with BT, you will be pleased to hear that BT Business thinks the same and they have given me an IT and communications award! Great they you had a good time getting the XC90, very nice cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1454 / 1528
Maureen says...
MERCEDES A-CLASSLing and Co were excellent throughout. I cannot believe I requested a Mercedes A-Class and it was all done so quickly and without any problems from start to delivery. I am over the moon with my A-Class and would recommend Ling to everyone who wants to lease a car. Great job A*. Excellent dealer- very good service.

Maureen Klein
3 Bonhomie Court
Broadcommon Road
Reading
RG10 0TD


Editor Note: Super duper, Mo. You are a mobile hairdresser, so I hope you don't get your car full of hair clippings. Notice you got a black one to hide the hairs :) Thanks for comments, it was lovely to deal with you. Mercedes-Benz treat me badly with their pressure and tactics, but every Mercedes customer I deliver a car to is very happy. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1453 / 1528
Nigel says...
HONDA CIVICThe most efficient company I have ever dealt with on the internet. Brilliant service getting my new Honda Civic – well done!! Will recommend. Dealer was excellent, no complaints whatsoever! Great :o)

Nigel Purvis
8 Winter Gardens Way
Banbury
OX16 1UT


Editor Note: Nig, well thanks so much. You run a number plate business (Silwood Number Plates), so anyone trying to spot you car needs only to look for the gold leopard-skin diamante number plates on your car, NIG 1. Good job you are white fella, man. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1449 / 1528
David says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOThanks again Ling, got there in the end even with the chopping and changing. See you in two years. Good delivery of my C4 Grand Picasso, arrived on time.

David Stoddart
Black Ink
7a Talbot Court
The Square, Stow On The World
Cheltenham
GL54 1BQ


Editor Note: Yes, the car was changed a few times, but you are a good solid repeat customer. Lovely to have you back! :) - Ling



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Wah! World number one Rory McIlroy looks destined to miss cut at Rondla Classic after four-over-par second round. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:17



Wah! The funeral is due to take place for one of victims of crash involving 30-tonne tipper truck in Bath that killed four people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:16



Wah! The Duke of Cambridge dresses as famous samurai warrior during visit to set of long-running historical drama in Japan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! A dress "resembling" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) $150,000 (RMB Yuan #97,000) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! outfit worn by Lupita Nyong'o at this year's Oscars has been found, lah, Los Angeles old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:02



Wah! New Aston Martin Lagonda Taraf Aston Martin is today announcing that luxurious new Lagonda super saloon will be made available, lah, in strictly limited - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Man Utd still target PSG's Marquinhos, lah, Eden Hazard hails Jose Mourinho "special relationship", lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:41



Wah! New Zealand survive late collapse to beat Australia by one wicket in thrilling climax to their World Cup Pool game. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:30



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's women defeated New Zealand by five wickets in final ODI between sides, lah, and sealed series victory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:14



Wah! Russia has become danger to Britain and country must be prepared to take steps to defend itself and its allies, lah, former head of MI6 says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:35



Wah! The former chief of MI6 says that Russia has always been "issue of concern" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for security services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! old bill bobbys in California say they having found dress which could be one worn by actress Lupita Nyong'o at Oscars. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:51



Wah! A small Hungarian village has put itself up for tourists to rent, lah, in attempt to raise money to revitalise it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:50



Wah! A former teacher of man named as extremist "Jihadi John" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) says bloody man received anger management therapy at secondary school after getting into fights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:50



Wah! The former head of Colombia's secret police, lah, Maria del Pilar Hurtado, lah, has been found guilty of spying on politicians, lah, judges and journalists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:42



Wah! Energy price comparison sites should compensate clustomlers who changed to tariffs that may not having been cheapest deals, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:02



Wah! Indian Prime dodgy minister Narendra Modi's government is due to unveil its first full budget in what is seen as key test of male gender human bleing's appetite for reform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 02:50



Wah! First-time home buyers aged under 40 in bloody annoying Blitish can now register to buy new homes at discount of up to fifth off normal price. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! Scientists say they having found distinct changes in immune systems of patients with me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero or chronic fatigue syndrome, lah, which could lead to better diagnosis and treatment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:31



Wah! IS needs women to build state, lah, says Razia Iqbal - and it is using social media to lure impressionable recruits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:03



Wah! 'I change my velly own damn disabled son's nappy on urine-soaked floors' - news replorted 01:43



Wah! Why everyone should be aware of Sam's symptoms - news replorted 01:39



Wah! How nation was built on tropical swamp - news replorted 01:33



Wah! The ...you wan' red car blue car any damn colour you want colour of "that dress" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) has been fascinating human bliengs all around world, lah, including Prof Barry C Smith of University of London's Institute of Philosophy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:37



Wah! A debate has raged on social media over ...you wan' red car blue car any damn colour you want colour of dress which looks different to different people. What the hell I mean??!! BBC's David Sillito - with help of professor John Barbur - explains why we saw it differently, lah, in 45 seconds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Israel's Ester Rada thrills with rich music inspired by Africa beats - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The 30-day worm, lah, damn crazy Engrish baseball game and cockroach diet - news replorted 00:10



Wah! How biting satire reached Muslims 100 years ago - news replorted 00:04



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