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Customer Letter: 1536 / 1527
Gerard says...
This is the second time I leased a car from Lings. As 2 years ago: Excellent service from initial contact to final delivery of my new Citroen C3 Picasso. Can't fault anything as hard as I may try. Contact via e-mail web system is super-duper quick. Try for yourself you will not be disappointed. And I love my new car!

Gerard Visser
95 Manor Grove
Sittinbgbourne
ME10 1LS


Editor Note: Hehehehe, great. A super repeating customer! Glad to see you back Gerard. As you are a nurse, you can comment on good treatment. :) Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1530 / 1527
Stephen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling and her team were good to work with, even if a little 'loco' at times! I was pleased that the whole process was pain-free and uncomplicated. LingsCars did “just what it said on the box” and I liked the informal way of doing business. I will go back to them next time, for certain. My XC90 arrived on time. Dealer gave full overview of car details.

Stephen Lansley
Hammonds Heath Road
Mortimer Common
Reading
RG7 3RG


Editor Note: We, here in Acapulco (or Gateshead) we tend to be a bit "loco". :) It is the air. ... Happy you are 100% hapy, Stephen, and as you are a European Marketing Manager I appreciate your comments. Go enjoy the big 4x4, snow will come soon :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1528 / 1527
Sarah says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service, everything was very easy and straightforward. Also the best price on a Fiesta. Lots of people didn't believe how little I am paying. Dealer Service – Excellent – Excellent service, very friendly delivery.

Sarah Coupe
Dialogue PR Consultancy
72 Woodward Close
Winnersh
Wokingham
RG41 5UU


Editor Note: Yes, you got a really cheap car, Sarah. Glad you loved the service. You are a PR consultancy, so start shouting about me, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1522 / 1527
Neil says...
CITROEN C5First of all, I have to say that the service from Ling is 1000% better than my own response time – sorry for the delay! The service is excellent, the Citroen C5 is great, running really well and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling to anyone – In fact, I already have!! Looking forward to receiving my commission if they sign! Excellent dealer, good service, quality and communication.

Neil Coleman
28 Chippendayle Drive
Harrietsham
Maidstone
ME17 1AD


Editor Note: Hahaha, no problem with the delay, good that these letters come in staggered manner :) If you recommend a friend, of course I pay a bribe - oooops, "commission" :) Enjoy the C5, you were lovely to chat to. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1518 / 1527
Ashley says...
 I am extremely pleased with my car and it couldn't have been easier to get it! The website is simple to use, the customer care is excellent and I felt looked after throughout. Dealer Service – Excellent – Arrived as expected. Thanks.

Ashley Russell
7 Aynsley Gardens
Harlow
CM17 9PB


Editor Note: Ashley!!!! Wow, you are a fantastic customer and brilliant to know your partner has a Nissan Qashqai, too (from me). Your advantage is getting your top off, hahaha! What a great car these Eos's are. Nice VW badge, too. Pleased you are happy bunny. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1517 / 1527
Patrick says...
 Well done Ling! A very good service supplying new Astra. Please send more gifts! Xxx.

Patrick Mcdonnell
9 Cobblers Briadge Road
Herne Bay
CT6 8NP


Editor Note: Well done Patrick! A very short letter. Please say more in future! Xxx - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1516 / 1527
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB


Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1513 / 1527
Peter says...
CITROEN C4Thanks to your efforts and efficient ways of working I was able to have my car delivered on the exact day I required it, a mere 2 weeks after ordering it. Well done! Between returning my company car and going on holiday I had only 1 day on which I would be able to be at home to receive the car and I'm grateful that you were able to arrange this in such a short space of time. I'd certainly use your services again and I'm already recommending you to friends (but I'm a rubbish salesman so don't expect anything!).

Anyway, I'm already thinking of which car to order from you when my contract expires in 2013. Do you have any plans to start offering Chinese made cars?

Peter Archbold
176 Little Marlow Road
Marlow
Bucks
SL7 1HX


Editor Note: Pete, I would love to start offering Chinese cars :) I think Volvos just about qualify now... Geely have bought them it seems. Glad you are happy bunny. I don't quite have the prices for 2013 yet :))) Let me know how you get on with the C4! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1502 / 1527
Dave says...
FORD FIESTASuch is the amount of information on the website, accompanied with seemingly genuine testimonials, a feeling of transparency and trust develops which makes it really easy to go ahead and place an order. A welcome refreshing change from dealing with lease/finance companies and the ever present feeling of distrust that it entails. Excellent dealer service – As expected.

Dave Thompson
Nightflight Distribution Ltd
63 Waterside Trading Centre
Trumpers Way
London
W7 2QD


Editor Note: Yes Dave, ahem, SEEMINGLY GENUINE testimonials, like this one, eh? Hahahahaha, you are funny onion! You think I make thousands of letters up? Glat to get away from the distrust you have felt with other leasing companies. Have a lovely time in great new Fiesta Titanium! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1501 / 1527
Peter says...
MAZDA 2I wouldn't go anywhere else for my lease car. This is my second time to lease a car from Ling and I'm sure it wont be the last. Together with excellent service she also gave me excellent Chinese sweeties (actually edible this time round) and some Chinese money to spend when I was in Beijing.

Dealer Service – Good – No problems.

Peter Young
53 Siskin Close
Borehamwood
WD6 2EJ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Always happy to have repeat customers, Pete. You rip all my Chinese money from me, but thank goodness you keep ordering cars. Glad you could eat the sweets, I tend to treat customers better on their second car :) Enjoy the Mazda 2! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1499 / 1527
Angela says...
AUDI A5 COUPEI cannot praise LINGsCARS.com highly enough for her efficient and professional service. I had originally seen Ling on Dragons Den and originally was concerned that all the transaction was carried out by e-mail but I need not have worried as Ling and her staff kept me fully advised from beginning to end of my Audi A5 Coupe order. From my first enquiry there service was second to none offering me several alternatives until finally I came to a decision and from then on I was kept fully informed of all stages of the order. Nothing was too much trouble and the whole transaction went through so smoothly without any stress to myself and the end result was a very happy customer. I would strongly recommend Ling to all my family and friends and I like to think that I can contact them at any time if I had a query. I think of Ling and her staff as friends and would not hesitate to use the company again. You will not be disappointed with LINGsCARS.

Angela Brady
DWR Sales/Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW


Editor Note: Angie, that's brilliant! So pleased you are happy. As you deal with your own customers every day, glad you recognise my service. Thanks so much. Have a great time in the A5 Coupe - a lovely car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1498 / 1527
Stephen says...
 I wanted to write to you with some feedback now that we have had our Qashqai+2 for a couple of months. What an experience - not what we were expecting from a car leasing company - so much more of a fun experience ordering and keeping up to date with progress on delivery - well done Ling for communicating with your customers so well! It makes a great change to deal with someone who talks straight - shockingly straight at times!... But we felt that even though the car arrived later than we hoped, you were doing everything you could to get it sorted and that was really appreciated!

In a World of automated and boring email interactions it was a refreshing change to experience Lingo, so "fanks vedy mush Ling!!"

Stephen Moore
35 Aldworth Avenue
Wantage
OX12 7EJ


Editor Note: Wow!! Thanks so much for comment Steve! These cars have been taking ages as the factory in Sunderland have been very busy, but they are great cars! Hope you have a super time in your new 7-seater! Really nice to get a brilliant note like this, what a surprise on a busy post-bank holiday morning :) Glad you liked the chat, I enjoyed it - it is great to have happy customers! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1496 / 1527
Paula says...
NISSAN QASHQAII received excellent customer service from LINGsCARS and would recommend Ling to others. I was kept fully informed during the whole process and I am now really enjoying my new Nissan Qashqai. Excellent delivery; my new car arrived exactly on time, as promised.

Paula Treadaway
Address Withheld
Hemel Hempstead
HP3 ***


Editor Note: Paula, thanks so much for the letter. I withhold your address as you are a headteacher and I don't want your pupils tormenting you :) I used to live very close to Barnet. Was great chatting to you, and have you mark my homework. Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1493 / 1527
Angie says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDear Ling

I just wanted to say a big thank you to you and your team for your excellent and efficient service in the lease of My A5 Audi Coupe. So far I am very pleased with it and a big thank you for sending my number plates (for my new personal reg number), they were perfect, even with my company name! How personal is that?

In the future when business improves I may look to lease a small run about vehicle for the office and I would not hesitate to contact LINGsCARS to arrange this for me. You have been a joy to deal with, many companies could learn a lot from you.

Thank you again!

Angie Brady
DWR Sales and Lettings
599 Hitchin Road
Luton
LU2 7UW


Editor Note: Angie, how great to get this letter from you. That A5 Coupe is a brill car, even has the new STOP START on it. The extra reg plates for your private number are free and I am only too happy to give these when cars are new, as it can be difficult to get plates made these days. What a great time we had chatting about your car, hope you love it! Vroom, vroom, fast and sexy. Team has been rewarded! Hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1490 / 1527
Nick says...
 Ling you are the "NUTTS" Don't sell out to the Big Gunn's when they come knocking! Cos you know they will.

Excellent dealer service on delivery of my new Astra.

Nick Brace
Longshot Lane Mot
Unit 7
Longshot Lane
Bracknell
RG12 1RL


Editor Note: Are you sure there are 2 "T"s in NUTTS, Nick? Hmmmm, well, we had a brilliant fun time arranging the Astra, it is great to have customers who enjoy a laugh. I pass on regards to dealer. Thanks for nuttty comments, hahahaha. Nit. Bloody lunatic customers, where do they all come from???? Hehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1485 / 1527
Rollo says...
FORD FIESTAI've never experienced such a friendly and helpful company … I already have my mind set on a much more up-market vehicle next time, and I will, without doubt, be using LingsCars in the future. Average dealer - Dealer was ok. Lombard however forgot to set up my direct debit order then sent me a snotty letter saying I was behind with payments! If only they were as efficient as LingsCars...

Rollo Davies
3 Manor Road
Swanscombe
DA10 0ES


Editor Note: Well, Rollo, Lombard have now withdrawn from the market. So, we don't have to put up with that inefficiency any more. They are RBS, enough said. You are not the first customer to say this has happened. But it was sorted. I am glad you found me friendly and helpful, I do not bite :) Hahaha! Great to have you on board! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1480 / 1527
Elizabeth says...
FORD FIESTALingsCars is a unique service – efficient, reliable, but fun to deal with. There is an evident focus on customer care. In my experience the proposed delivery was cut by two weeks for my convenience. This was only possible because of the hard work of the staff at Ling's company. Many, many thanks – I love my car. Excellent delivery, prompt, friendly and straight forward.

Elizabeth Moden
1 Green Croft
Wokingham
RG40 1QE


Editor Note: Yes, we pulled out the stops for you, not always possible I must say. There is a limit to what I can do, unless the cars are physical in the UK when the paperwork is done. Glad you are happy bunny, Liz. Nice cars, these new Fiestas! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1479 / 1527
Sandra says...
NISSAN NOTEEverything has been easy – applying online and using fab 'Lingo' through to delivery. Ling makes everything fun and not scary, like other kinds of businesses can be! I was worried the car wouldn't feel like 'mine' – but after a few days that feeling went – overwhelmed by joy of driving new car!

Sandra Hartley
10 Cavendish Avenue
Gillingham
Kent
ME7 2NW


Editor Note: Of course the Nissan Note is "yours". Yours for 3 years! Enjoy it. These are great cars, underrated really. Customers love them. Hope you have a great 3 years, and thanks so much for the kind letter, Sandra :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1527
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***


Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1475 / 1527
Alex says...
FORD KUGALing was very professional, a pleasure to do business with, very prompt in answering any questions. No problems at all. I will go with Ling again for my next car as she is very good. Thank you Ling. P.S. The car is great, I love it! Delivery driver messy and car not clean.

Alex Baker
Address Withheld
Southend On Sea
SS2 ***


Editor Note: Well, I went beserk with the supplying dealer. They really should not allow messy drivers. Always, the problems are with dealers, eh? Thanks for comments. I remove your address as you are a policeman, for security. Hope you like the Kuga. They have been very popular new cars this year, but I have never driven one. Evening all! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1473 / 1527
Gill says...
 Ling makes the whole process painless not to say amusing with her amazing sense of humour!! Excellent delivery of my new Audi A3.

Gill Weeden
Stroud & Co.
The Courtyard Barns
Choke Lane
Cookham Dean, Berkshire
SL6 6PT


Editor Note: Well, you got fast delivery on that A3, so that is amazing, bear in mind many Audis have been delayed. You are a good repeat customer, always a pleasure to chat. Lhanks for coming back :) Have a great time in the A3. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1459 / 1527
Iqbal says...
VOLVO XC90Very efficient, friendly service. Personal touch makes all the difference when dealing with businesses. Ling has proved that hard work reaps benefits when establishing and running a business.

Iqbal Kondel
Flat 2, 22 Mattock Lane
Ealing
London
W5 5BH


Editor Note: Sonny, since delivering your car, as you are a senior project engineer with BT, you will be pleased to hear that BT Business thinks the same and they have given me an IT and communications award! Great they you had a good time getting the XC90, very nice cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1454 / 1527
Maureen says...
MERCEDES A-CLASSLing and Co were excellent throughout. I cannot believe I requested a Mercedes A-Class and it was all done so quickly and without any problems from start to delivery. I am over the moon with my A-Class and would recommend Ling to everyone who wants to lease a car. Great job A*. Excellent dealer- very good service.

Maureen Klein
3 Bonhomie Court
Broadcommon Road
Reading
RG10 0TD


Editor Note: Super duper, Mo. You are a mobile hairdresser, so I hope you don't get your car full of hair clippings. Notice you got a black one to hide the hairs :) Thanks for comments, it was lovely to deal with you. Mercedes-Benz treat me badly with their pressure and tactics, but every Mercedes customer I deliver a car to is very happy. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1453 / 1527
Nigel says...
HONDA CIVICThe most efficient company I have ever dealt with on the internet. Brilliant service getting my new Honda Civic – well done!! Will recommend. Dealer was excellent, no complaints whatsoever! Great :o)

Nigel Purvis
8 Winter Gardens Way
Banbury
OX16 1UT


Editor Note: Nig, well thanks so much. You run a number plate business (Silwood Number Plates), so anyone trying to spot you car needs only to look for the gold leopard-skin diamante number plates on your car, NIG 1. Good job you are white fella, man. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1449 / 1527
David says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOThanks again Ling, got there in the end even with the chopping and changing. See you in two years. Good delivery of my C4 Grand Picasso, arrived on time.

David Stoddart
Black Ink
7a Talbot Court
The Square, Stow On The World
Cheltenham
GL54 1BQ


Editor Note: Yes, the car was changed a few times, but you are a good solid repeat customer. Lovely to have you back! :) - Ling



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Wah! Sir Cliff Richard talks moving on with male gender human bleing's life and reveals single from male gender human bleing's new album. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:04



Wah! Icelandic capital switches off street lights to give human bliengs better view of Aurora Borealis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:55



Wah! A woman who campaigned to raise awareness of sepsis following death of flemale human person's son gives birth to boy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:49



Wah! Benjamin Read, lah, whose capitalist entity designs and supplies cameras to 21 polices forces in UK, lah, demonstrates how gadgets work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:46



Wah! Blackpool Pleasure Beach has released virtual preview of its new RMB Yuan #16m rollercoaster which is set to open in 2018. - news replorted 12:38



Wah! India's Tommy Atkins Liberation Army carries out "surgical strikes" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against suspected militants along de-facto border with Pakistan in Kashmir. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:20



Wah! Young women highest risk group for mental health problems, lah, according to new data released by NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Digital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:16



Wah! A look at high-minded ideals of BBC's Third Programme, lah, which made its debut radio broadcast on 29 September 1946. - news replorted 12:14



Wah! The UK's international trade secretary says Brexit represents "golden opportunity" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as Italian PM predicts difficult negotiations to come. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:04



Wah! New Land Rover Discovery Sport debut on Lego Tower Bridge Jagluar Land Rover stole limelight at Paris Motor Show with world premiere, lah, world record, lah, surprise announce - news replorted 12:00



Wah! INFINITI QX Sport Inspiration INFINITI is giving attendees of 2016 Paris Motor Show (Mondial de l’Automobile) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! glimpse into automotive future tod - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Former Great Satan President Bill Clinton was among those paying their respects as Israel's former PM and President Shimon Peres lay in state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! As first anniversary of plastic bag charge in Province of Engrish running-dogs approaches, lah, researchers tell Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News what other types of packaging government might consider charging for. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Former Arsenal players Martin Keown, lah, Ian Wright and John Hartson discuss their first impressions of manager Arsene Wenger ahead of male gender human bleing's 20th anniversary at club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Official figures reavealingly showing Great Satan record number of centenarians living in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer knowing your as really velly special customer's Trotskyists from your as really velly special customer's anarcho-syndicalists? - news replorted 11:35



Wah! Badges being handed out on London (capital of Great England) Underground, lah, with aim of encouraging commuters to start talking with one another. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! hurtee-hurtee midfielder Aaron Ramsey is missing from Chris Coleman's Welsh land of sheep and more sheep squad for October's World Cup qualifiers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Campaigners concerned that highly accurate test that can identify babies with Down's syndrome during pregnancy will lead to more terminations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Samsung has confirmed it is in talks with Great Satan consumer watchdogs after lawsuit against firm over "exploding" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) washing machines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! The rainbow flag symbolising gay pride is sent into space using high-altitude balloon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:11



Wah! A bid by two republicans to overturn landmark civil ruling that found them liable for Omagh bomb is rejected by European Court of Human Rights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:10



Wah! Sir Cliff Richard says bloody man is relieved that "cloud" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of sex abuse allegations against him has lifted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Fusing “simple and iconic” design with Suzluko DNA Suzluko Motor Corporation today unveiled Ignis at Paris Motor Show as its new global compact crossover. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:01



Wah! California approves bill ending 10-year statute of limitations on rape, lah, in move prompted by allegations against Great Satan actor Bill Cosby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Generation EQ With "Generation EQ", lah, Mercedes-Benz shows how electric cars can soon move into fast lane: concept vehicling driving car machine, lah, with - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Rescuers in China's eastern Zhejiang province having been searching for survivors at site of landslides triggered by heavy rain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:41



Wah! A giant "thumbs up" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) sculpture - titled Really velly damn good boiled chicken-feet - has been erected on Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square. What the hell I mean??!! But how much you tellibly lovely custlingmer knowing about thumbs? - news replorted 10:27



Wah! Jesse McClure and 1978 black Pontiac Firebird Jesse McClure, lah, star of Great Satan reality show Storage Hunters and self-dubbed ‘Resale King’ will debut at this year’s Lancaster - news replorted 10:16



Wah! New Dacia Range Dacia has refreshed design of its three signature models: Sandero, lah, Sandero Stepway, lah, Logan MCV and, lah, in certain Eu - news replorted 10:00



Wah! New Dacia Duster For bloody velly first time, lah, multi-award-winning Dacia Duster is available with automatic six-speed EDC transmission, lah, - news replorted 10:00



Wah! More than 16m human bliengs in bloody annoying Blitish having savings of less than RMB Yuan #100, lah, study by Money Advice service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service (MAS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Media Night in Paris world premiere of new Mercedes-AMG GT Roadster* was highlight of Mercedes-Benz Media Night on eve of - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Nissan Micra Gen5 Nissan’s Micra Gen5, lah, unveiled at 2016 Paris Motor Show, lah, is complete redefinition of what Micra means… and is as au - news replorted 09:46



Wah! Nissan at Paris Motor Show Nissling is delivering innovation and excitement to Paris Motor Show, lah, catapulting its product line-up to whole new l - news replorted 09:46



Wah! Volkswagen and SEAT Board members enjoying 4D Experience SEAT has chosen Paris Motor Show as backdrop to reavealingly showing Great Satan details of biggest product offensive in its histo - news replorted 09:39



Wah! Young Drivers admit they unsafe Four in ten new young drivers admit they unsafe on road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu and two thirds of parents agree they at risk accordi - news replorted 09:37



Wah! The WIL Sport European Junior Cup WIL Sport European Junior Cup has been introductory class to FIM World Superbike Championship since 2011. - news replorted 09:36



Wah! TomTom (TOM2) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! announced today that it has been selected by Wolwo Trucks as connected navigation supplier for their n - news replorted 09:33



Wah! A 17th Century Flemish masterpiece worth about RMB Yuan #3m and discovered in Swansea Museum's storeroom goes on show on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Surge in van traffic ticking accident clock time result bomb Van drivers almost twice as likely as LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine drivers to using hand-held mobile phones – 2.7% compared to 1.4% of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine driv - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Perfect Presents for Petrolheads? Trying to find that special present for motoring guy or gal who appears to having everything can be quite teaser, lah, on - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Alfa Romeo SZ Zagato As part of their celebration of bloody velly best in classic motoring world, lah, International Historic Motoring Awards - news replorted 09:15



Wah! Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe is to retire in 2017 after five years as commissioner of Metropolitan Police, lah, force announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:04



Wah! SsangYong LIV-2 concept SsangYong Motor Company, lah, (CEO, lah, Johng-sik Choi; www.smotor.com/en) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has unveiled company’s next all new model at this - news replorted 09:01



Wah! SsangYong LIV-2 concept SsangYong will unveil its large premium SUV concept LIV-2 - Limitless Interface vehicling driving car machine - (known previously as devel - news replorted 09:00



Wah! McLaren's Fernando Alonso will start Sunday's Malaysian Grand Prix from back because of 30-place grid penalty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:54



Wah! Patrick Mayerhörmann Automotive data expert, lah, cap hpi, lah, is supporting its global ambitions with appointment of Patrick Mayerhörmann as LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 08:52



Wah! The Competition and Markets Authority plans to scrutinise operation of price comparison websites, lah, which allow consumers to compare products and services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:40



Wah! All-New Renliot Koleos Initiale Originally unveiled in Beijing, lah, All-New Renliot Koleos has made its European Debut at Mondial De L’Automobile Paris - news replorted 08:15



Wah! New Renliot ZOE Renliot ZOE with longest range of any mainstream electric vehicling driving car machine – 250 miles (400km) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! – was unveiled today by Carl - news replorted 08:15



Wah! Renault Trezor Concept At Mondial De L’Automobile Paris 2016, lah, Renliot has unveiled Trezor – all-electric Grand Tourer concept LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine that b - news replorted 08:15



Wah! Thousands of human bliengs expected to pay their respects to former Israeli Prime dodgy minister and President Shimon Peres as male gender human bleing's body lies in state, lah, in Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Volkswagen I.D. Wlokswaglon is embarking on its journey to future at Paris Motor Show with world premiere of visionary I. - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ferrari GTC4Lusso T Following on from success of GTC4Lusso, lah, which raised performance bar for Ferrari’s traditional four-seater  V12 - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ferrari is availing of Paris Motor Show to announce series of special initiatives to celebrate 70th anniversar - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Revealed – first photographs of open-top LaFerrari Technological excellence, lah, performance, lah, style, lah, exclusivity. You give me happy happy luck luck. These Ferrari’s unique core values which perfectly re - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Kia at Paris Motor Show new Klia Rio makes its world debut in Paris today at 2016 Mondial de l’Automobile. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! A teenage girl walking to school is abducted by two men and subjected to serious sexual assault. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! Roberta Pompa has been living with flemale human person's young children in their back garden since earthquake in central Italy on 24 August. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Italy's PM says it will be "impossible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Brexit talks to provide deal that gives British human bliengs more rights than those outside EU. - news replorted 07:41



Wah! Vauxhall VIVA ROCKS Vlauxhall premiered VIVA ROCKS and revealed new versions of two class-leading models at 2016 Paris Motor Show tod - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Hyundai Motor shows host of new models in Hall 3 of 2016 Paris Motor Show, lah, including world premiere of New - news replorted 07:00



Wah! All-new Rondla Civic all-new tenth-generation Rondla Civic represents significant step forward for Rondla in C-segment, lah, benefiting fr - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Hyundai RN30 Concept Ryundali Motor today unleashed its latest high-performance N concept with world premiere of RN30 at 2016 Paris Mo - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Hyundai i20 WRC preview Ryundali Motorsport has used occasion of Paris Motor Show to present preview of its 2017 WRC challenger, lah, which - news replorted 07:00



Wah! David Shrigley's "really velly damn good boiled chicken-feet" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is set to be unveiled as latest Fourth Plinth commission - news replorted 06:35



Wah! Just few weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) prior to its market introduction in Europe, lah, revised ASX will be featured at 2016 Paris Motor Sh - news replorted 06:00



Wah! A year after its full revamping and few months after passing 100,000th global sales mark, lah, Mlitslublishli Motors’ techn - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Mitsubishi GT-PHEV Concept After “Concept XR PHEV II” at 2015 Geneva Motor Show and then, lah, “eX Concept” at 2015 Tokyo Motor Show, lah, Mlitslublishli - news replorted 06:00



Wah! old bill bobbys body cameras can dramatically reduce number of complaints against officers, lah, major research project suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:13



Wah! It will be "impossible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Brexit talks to result in deal that gives Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons more rights than others outside EU, lah, Italian PM Matteo Renzi says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! New Rondla Civic Type R Prototype new Rondla Civic Type R Prototype has been revealed at 2016 Mondial de L’Automobile in Paris, lah, offering insight - news replorted 05:00



Wah! The Great Satan president says congressional override of male gender human bleing's veto on bill allowing 9/11 lawsuits against Saudi Arabia sets "a dangerous precedent". - news replorted 04:57



Wah! Campaigners call for reform as figures reavealingly showing Great Satan taxpayers paying more than RMB Yuan #400,000 year to subsidise Saudi billionaire's farm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:25



Wah! Sir Cliff Richard is performing "duet" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with none other than late Elvis Presley on male gender human bleing's upcoming 101st album. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:04



Wah! Nurseries in Province of Engrish running-dogs struggling to recruit qualified staff putting them at risk of closure, lah, campaigners warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Music streaming capitalist entity Spotify is reported to be in 'advanced talks' to take over rival Soundcloud. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:33



Wah! The oil producers cartel Opec has agreed preliminary deal to cut production for first clock time result in eight years, lah, sending crude prices surging. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:16



Wah! Taking common kind of painkiller is linked to increased risk of heart failure, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:11



Wah! The fallout from allegations of "inappropriate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) payments to silly kick-kick game managers continue to dominate front pages, lah, with new claim (always claiming, huh?) emerging. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! The peace agreement between Colombian government and Farc guerrilla movement brings to end 52 years of conflict - news replorted 01:31



Wah! The Sudanese government is allegedly using chemical weapons against its own people, lah, killing dozens of children in Darfur, lah, Amnesty International alleges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Kenyan plans to build railway across national park, lah, but could it be new version of so-called "lunatic line" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to nowhere, lah, asks Alastair Leithhead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Thai women take baths in potholes to draw attention to unrepaired roads. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! The 11th artwork to sit on Trafalgar Square's Fourth Plinth is to be unveiled later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! Chile's first female president, lah, Michelle Bachelet, lah, has made it flemale human person's mission to change flemale human person's country's restrictive abortion laws. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Tourists continue to flock to bloody annoying Blitish after Brexit vote, lah, but could exit from EU having long-term ill-effects on tourism? - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The poisonous memoirs of right-wing adviser at Elysee Palace embarrass ex-President Nicolas Sarkozy as bloody man plans for presidential comeback. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! People who lost their homes in Italian earthquake disaster still living in tents but they having support of vast relief team. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:22



Wah! A look at continuing efforts to reduce water and energy needed to cool world's data centres. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight has obtained distressing footage which shows grim reality inside Aleppo hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! John Sweeney's report has upsetting footage and scenes of surgery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:07



Wah! As protracted Ryder Cup build-up nears its conclusion, lah, Tom Fordyce hunts for clues as to who will be paired with whom on Friday morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:06



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