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Customer Letter: 1536 / 1528
Gerard says...
This is the second time I leased a car from Lings. As 2 years ago: Excellent service from initial contact to final delivery of my new Citroen C3 Picasso. Can't fault anything as hard as I may try. Contact via e-mail web system is super-duper quick. Try for yourself you will not be disappointed. And I love my new car!

Gerard Visser
95 Manor Grove
ME10 1LS

Editor Note: Hehehehe, great. A super repeating customer! Glad to see you back Gerard. As you are a nurse, you can comment on good treatment. :) Thanks! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1530 / 1528
Stephen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling and her team were good to work with, even if a little 'loco' at times! I was pleased that the whole process was pain-free and uncomplicated. LingsCars did “just what it said on the box” and I liked the informal way of doing business. I will go back to them next time, for certain. My XC90 arrived on time. Dealer gave full overview of car details.

Stephen Lansley
Hammonds Heath Road
Mortimer Common

Editor Note: We, here in Acapulco (or Gateshead) we tend to be a bit "loco". :) It is the air. ... Happy you are 100% hapy, Stephen, and as you are a European Marketing Manager I appreciate your comments. Go enjoy the big 4x4, snow will come soon :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1528 / 1528
Sarah says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service, everything was very easy and straightforward. Also the best price on a Fiesta. Lots of people didn't believe how little I am paying. Dealer Service – Excellent – Excellent service, very friendly delivery.

Sarah Coupe
Dialogue PR Consultancy
72 Woodward Close
RG41 5UU

Editor Note: Yes, you got a really cheap car, Sarah. Glad you loved the service. You are a PR consultancy, so start shouting about me, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1522 / 1528
Neil says...
CITROEN C5First of all, I have to say that the service from Ling is 1000% better than my own response time – sorry for the delay! The service is excellent, the Citroen C5 is great, running really well and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling to anyone – In fact, I already have!! Looking forward to receiving my commission if they sign! Excellent dealer, good service, quality and communication.

Neil Coleman
28 Chippendayle Drive
ME17 1AD

Editor Note: Hahaha, no problem with the delay, good that these letters come in staggered manner :) If you recommend a friend, of course I pay a bribe - oooops, "commission" :) Enjoy the C5, you were lovely to chat to. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1518 / 1528
Ashley says...
 I am extremely pleased with my car and it couldn't have been easier to get it! The website is simple to use, the customer care is excellent and I felt looked after throughout. Dealer Service – Excellent – Arrived as expected. Thanks.

Ashley Russell
7 Aynsley Gardens
CM17 9PB

Editor Note: Ashley!!!! Wow, you are a fantastic customer and brilliant to know your partner has a Nissan Qashqai, too (from me). Your advantage is getting your top off, hahaha! What a great car these Eos's are. Nice VW badge, too. Pleased you are happy bunny. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1517 / 1528
Patrick says...
 Well done Ling! A very good service supplying new Astra. Please send more gifts! Xxx.

Patrick Mcdonnell
9 Cobblers Briadge Road
Herne Bay

Editor Note: Well done Patrick! A very short letter. Please say more in future! Xxx - Ling

Customer Letter: 1516 / 1528
Marie says...
FORD FIESTALing and Guy offer a great service, backed up by honesty and integrity. My car was delivered as agreed and in good order. I would recommend this service to all. I love the website as well – completely mad!! Dealer Service – Good – Only gripe was dirty car on delivery.

Marie Richards
Mile Ash Station Road
East Preston
BN16 3RB

Editor Note: Marie, thanks so much for the comments, you are really kind. Hope you are loving the Fiesta. So great to deal with you. I kick the dealer in the ass for dirty car, but they blame rain on the way, so sorry. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1513 / 1528
Peter says...
CITROEN C4Thanks to your efforts and efficient ways of working I was able to have my car delivered on the exact day I required it, a mere 2 weeks after ordering it. Well done! Between returning my company car and going on holiday I had only 1 day on which I would be able to be at home to receive the car and I'm grateful that you were able to arrange this in such a short space of time. I'd certainly use your services again and I'm already recommending you to friends (but I'm a rubbish salesman so don't expect anything!).

Anyway, I'm already thinking of which car to order from you when my contract expires in 2013. Do you have any plans to start offering Chinese made cars?

Peter Archbold
176 Little Marlow Road

Editor Note: Pete, I would love to start offering Chinese cars :) I think Volvos just about qualify now... Geely have bought them it seems. Glad you are happy bunny. I don't quite have the prices for 2013 yet :))) Let me know how you get on with the C4! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1502 / 1528
Dave says...
FORD FIESTASuch is the amount of information on the website, accompanied with seemingly genuine testimonials, a feeling of transparency and trust develops which makes it really easy to go ahead and place an order. A welcome refreshing change from dealing with lease/finance companies and the ever present feeling of distrust that it entails. Excellent dealer service – As expected.

Dave Thompson
Nightflight Distribution Ltd
63 Waterside Trading Centre
Trumpers Way
W7 2QD

Editor Note: Yes Dave, ahem, SEEMINGLY GENUINE testimonials, like this one, eh? Hahahahaha, you are funny onion! You think I make thousands of letters up? Glat to get away from the distrust you have felt with other leasing companies. Have a lovely time in great new Fiesta Titanium! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1501 / 1528
Peter says...
MAZDA 2I wouldn't go anywhere else for my lease car. This is my second time to lease a car from Ling and I'm sure it wont be the last. Together with excellent service she also gave me excellent Chinese sweeties (actually edible this time round) and some Chinese money to spend when I was in Beijing.

Dealer Service – Good – No problems.

Peter Young
53 Siskin Close

Editor Note: Brilliant! Always happy to have repeat customers, Pete. You rip all my Chinese money from me, but thank goodness you keep ordering cars. Glad you could eat the sweets, I tend to treat customers better on their second car :) Enjoy the Mazda 2! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1499 / 1528
Angela says...
AUDI A5 COUPEI cannot praise highly enough for her efficient and professional service. I had originally seen Ling on Dragons Den and originally was concerned that all the transaction was carried out by e-mail but I need not have worried as Ling and her staff kept me fully advised from beginning to end of my Audi A5 Coupe order. From my first enquiry there service was second to none offering me several alternatives until finally I came to a decision and from then on I was kept fully informed of all stages of the order. Nothing was too much trouble and the whole transaction went through so smoothly without any stress to myself and the end result was a very happy customer. I would strongly recommend Ling to all my family and friends and I like to think that I can contact them at any time if I had a query. I think of Ling and her staff as friends and would not hesitate to use the company again. You will not be disappointed with LINGsCARS.

Angela Brady
DWR Sales/Lettings
599 Hitchin Road

Editor Note: Angie, that's brilliant! So pleased you are happy. As you deal with your own customers every day, glad you recognise my service. Thanks so much. Have a great time in the A5 Coupe - a lovely car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1498 / 1528
Stephen says...
 I wanted to write to you with some feedback now that we have had our Qashqai+2 for a couple of months. What an experience - not what we were expecting from a car leasing company - so much more of a fun experience ordering and keeping up to date with progress on delivery - well done Ling for communicating with your customers so well! It makes a great change to deal with someone who talks straight - shockingly straight at times!... But we felt that even though the car arrived later than we hoped, you were doing everything you could to get it sorted and that was really appreciated!

In a World of automated and boring email interactions it was a refreshing change to experience Lingo, so "fanks vedy mush Ling!!"

Stephen Moore
35 Aldworth Avenue
OX12 7EJ

Editor Note: Wow!! Thanks so much for comment Steve! These cars have been taking ages as the factory in Sunderland have been very busy, but they are great cars! Hope you have a super time in your new 7-seater! Really nice to get a brilliant note like this, what a surprise on a busy post-bank holiday morning :) Glad you liked the chat, I enjoyed it - it is great to have happy customers! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1496 / 1528
Paula says...
NISSAN QASHQAII received excellent customer service from LINGsCARS and would recommend Ling to others. I was kept fully informed during the whole process and I am now really enjoying my new Nissan Qashqai. Excellent delivery; my new car arrived exactly on time, as promised.

Paula Treadaway
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Hemel Hempstead
HP3 ***

Editor Note: Paula, thanks so much for the letter. I withhold your address as you are a headteacher and I don't want your pupils tormenting you :) I used to live very close to Barnet. Was great chatting to you, and have you mark my homework. Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1493 / 1528
Angie says...

I just wanted to say a big thank you to you and your team for your excellent and efficient service in the lease of My A5 Audi Coupe. So far I am very pleased with it and a big thank you for sending my number plates (for my new personal reg number), they were perfect, even with my company name! How personal is that?

In the future when business improves I may look to lease a small run about vehicle for the office and I would not hesitate to contact LINGsCARS to arrange this for me. You have been a joy to deal with, many companies could learn a lot from you.

Thank you again!

Angie Brady
DWR Sales and Lettings
599 Hitchin Road

Editor Note: Angie, how great to get this letter from you. That A5 Coupe is a brill car, even has the new STOP START on it. The extra reg plates for your private number are free and I am only too happy to give these when cars are new, as it can be difficult to get plates made these days. What a great time we had chatting about your car, hope you love it! Vroom, vroom, fast and sexy. Team has been rewarded! Hahaha. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1490 / 1528
Nick says...
 Ling you are the "NUTTS" Don't sell out to the Big Gunn's when they come knocking! Cos you know they will.

Excellent dealer service on delivery of my new Astra.

Nick Brace
Longshot Lane Mot
Unit 7
Longshot Lane
RG12 1RL

Editor Note: Are you sure there are 2 "T"s in NUTTS, Nick? Hmmmm, well, we had a brilliant fun time arranging the Astra, it is great to have customers who enjoy a laugh. I pass on regards to dealer. Thanks for nuttty comments, hahahaha. Nit. Bloody lunatic customers, where do they all come from???? Hehe. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1485 / 1528
Rollo says...
FORD FIESTAI've never experienced such a friendly and helpful company … I already have my mind set on a much more up-market vehicle next time, and I will, without doubt, be using LingsCars in the future. Average dealer - Dealer was ok. Lombard however forgot to set up my direct debit order then sent me a snotty letter saying I was behind with payments! If only they were as efficient as LingsCars...

Rollo Davies
3 Manor Road
DA10 0ES

Editor Note: Well, Rollo, Lombard have now withdrawn from the market. So, we don't have to put up with that inefficiency any more. They are RBS, enough said. You are not the first customer to say this has happened. But it was sorted. I am glad you found me friendly and helpful, I do not bite :) Hahaha! Great to have you on board! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1480 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
FORD FIESTALingsCars is a unique service – efficient, reliable, but fun to deal with. There is an evident focus on customer care. In my experience the proposed delivery was cut by two weeks for my convenience. This was only possible because of the hard work of the staff at Ling's company. Many, many thanks – I love my car. Excellent delivery, prompt, friendly and straight forward.

Elizabeth Moden
1 Green Croft
RG40 1QE

Editor Note: Yes, we pulled out the stops for you, not always possible I must say. There is a limit to what I can do, unless the cars are physical in the UK when the paperwork is done. Glad you are happy bunny, Liz. Nice cars, these new Fiestas! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1479 / 1528
Sandra says...
NISSAN NOTEEverything has been easy – applying online and using fab 'Lingo' through to delivery. Ling makes everything fun and not scary, like other kinds of businesses can be! I was worried the car wouldn't feel like 'mine' – but after a few days that feeling went – overwhelmed by joy of driving new car!

Sandra Hartley
10 Cavendish Avenue

Editor Note: Of course the Nissan Note is "yours". Yours for 3 years! Enjoy it. These are great cars, underrated really. Customers love them. Hope you have a great 3 years, and thanks so much for the kind letter, Sandra :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1478 / 1528
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
MK45 ***

Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1475 / 1528
Alex says...
FORD KUGALing was very professional, a pleasure to do business with, very prompt in answering any questions. No problems at all. I will go with Ling again for my next car as she is very good. Thank you Ling. P.S. The car is great, I love it! Delivery driver messy and car not clean.

Alex Baker
Address Withheld
Southend On Sea
SS2 ***

Editor Note: Well, I went beserk with the supplying dealer. They really should not allow messy drivers. Always, the problems are with dealers, eh? Thanks for comments. I remove your address as you are a policeman, for security. Hope you like the Kuga. They have been very popular new cars this year, but I have never driven one. Evening all! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1473 / 1528
Gill says...
 Ling makes the whole process painless not to say amusing with her amazing sense of humour!! Excellent delivery of my new Audi A3.

Gill Weeden
Stroud & Co.
The Courtyard Barns
Choke Lane
Cookham Dean, Berkshire

Editor Note: Well, you got fast delivery on that A3, so that is amazing, bear in mind many Audis have been delayed. You are a good repeat customer, always a pleasure to chat. Lhanks for coming back :) Have a great time in the A3. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1459 / 1528
Iqbal says...
VOLVO XC90Very efficient, friendly service. Personal touch makes all the difference when dealing with businesses. Ling has proved that hard work reaps benefits when establishing and running a business.

Iqbal Kondel
Flat 2, 22 Mattock Lane
W5 5BH

Editor Note: Sonny, since delivering your car, as you are a senior project engineer with BT, you will be pleased to hear that BT Business thinks the same and they have given me an IT and communications award! Great they you had a good time getting the XC90, very nice cars! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1454 / 1528
Maureen says...
MERCEDES A-CLASSLing and Co were excellent throughout. I cannot believe I requested a Mercedes A-Class and it was all done so quickly and without any problems from start to delivery. I am over the moon with my A-Class and would recommend Ling to everyone who wants to lease a car. Great job A*. Excellent dealer- very good service.

Maureen Klein
3 Bonhomie Court
Broadcommon Road
RG10 0TD

Editor Note: Super duper, Mo. You are a mobile hairdresser, so I hope you don't get your car full of hair clippings. Notice you got a black one to hide the hairs :) Thanks for comments, it was lovely to deal with you. Mercedes-Benz treat me badly with their pressure and tactics, but every Mercedes customer I deliver a car to is very happy. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1453 / 1528
Nigel says...
HONDA CIVICThe most efficient company I have ever dealt with on the internet. Brilliant service getting my new Honda Civic – well done!! Will recommend. Dealer was excellent, no complaints whatsoever! Great :o)

Nigel Purvis
8 Winter Gardens Way
OX16 1UT

Editor Note: Nig, well thanks so much. You run a number plate business (Silwood Number Plates), so anyone trying to spot you car needs only to look for the gold leopard-skin diamante number plates on your car, NIG 1. Good job you are white fella, man. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1449 / 1528
David says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOThanks again Ling, got there in the end even with the chopping and changing. See you in two years. Good delivery of my C4 Grand Picasso, arrived on time.

David Stoddart
Black Ink
7a Talbot Court
The Square, Stow On The World
GL54 1BQ

Editor Note: Yes, the car was changed a few times, but you are a good solid repeat customer. Lovely to have you back! :) - Ling

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Wah! A driving instructor who left two young sisters paralysed from waist down after crashing into their LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine while chasing another vehicling driving car machine, lah, is jailed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:41

Wah! A patent owner wantings Apple to suspend Facetime and iMessage chat apps because it claim (always claiming, huh?) its technologies having been infringed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:33

Wah! Olympic chiefs announce 23 competitors at London (capital of Great England) 2012 Games having failed retrospective doping tests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:25

Wah! Five ways to survive life in three-generation home - news replorted 12:21

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish intelligence agencies say they recruiting more female workers - and targeting middle-age and "mid-career" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) women for jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:21

Wah! Broadway musical American Psycho, lah, about investment banker turned serial killer, lah, is to close after poor ticket sales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:20

Wah! SEAT bloody annoying Blitish confirms pricing and spec for Ateca ‘First Edition' Following huge success of its latest bloody annoying Blitish marketing initiative to tap into British psyche and discover perfect - news replorted 12:19

Wah! Researchers invent DNA "tape recorder" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that can trace family history of every cell in body. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:11

Wah! Mobile service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service provider Three confirms it will block advertising on its network for day-long trial in June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:01

Wah! Mishal Husain looks at concerns about how EU referendum could affect those living on Northern Ireland's border with Republic of Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:45

Wah! Neal and Shedden head north for party in park   Halfords Yuasa Racing duo Matt Neal and Gordon Shedden Cheshire-bound as they continue their quest for 2016 Dunl - news replorted 11:39

Wah! Renault Clio R.S.16 Renliot Sport having unveiled new concept LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine on streets of Monaco’s famous Grand Prix circuit today driven by Renau - news replorted 11:38

Wah! The campaign to quit EU offers RMB Yuan #50m prize for correctly guessing result of every game in Euro 2016 silly kick-kick game championships. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:34

Wah! Championship side Reading sack manager Brian McDermott, lah, with male gender human bleing's second spell at club lasting just five months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:33

Wah! European Junior Cup action to resume in UK third round of 2016 WIL Sport European Junior Cup is set to getting underway this afternoon at Donington Park Ci - news replorted 11:24

Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs nurse who survived Ebola says bloody woman has been left with permanent weakness in flemale human person's leg and will probably never run again. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:22

Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's urban areas, lah, particularly around Glasgow, lah, having highest lung disease mortality rates in Britain, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:15

Wah! 1992 Lotus Esprit Turbo SE 'High Wing' 1992 Lotus Esprit Turbo SE 'High Wing', lah, one of just two original factory press cars, lah, will be auctioned at Classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 11:15

Wah! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep skipper Sam Warburton will miss Sunday's game against Province of Engrish running-dogs at Twickenham with Dan Lydiate captaining team. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:08

Wah! Subaru chooses Falken Tyre for Nürburgring 24-Hour charge Subaru has confirmed that it will make move to Falken tyres in its bid to secure fourth class win in 44th ADAC - news replorted 11:06

Wah! The first case of infection that can resist antibiotic of last resort - colistin - has been detected in Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:05

Wah! Nissan GT-R NISMO new 2017 Nissling GT-R NISMO made its debut today at famous Nürburgring race course, lah, known as one of longe - news replorted 11:01

Wah! Installation view of 'A World of Fragile Parts' Wlokswaglon supports Special Project Applied Art Pavilion 'A World of Fragile Parts' presented by La Biennale di Vene - news replorted 10:43

Wah! Footballer Ched Evans' retrial for rape will be held in October, lah, High Court judge announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:37

Wah! Nicola Adams completes flemale human person's full set of international honours by winning flyweight gold at AIBA World Championships. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:36

Wah! Northampton forward Teimana Harrison starts for Province of Engrish running-dogs against Welsh land of sheep and more sheep at Twickenham, lah, with three uncapped players on bench. - news replorted 10:22

Wah! Boxer Tony Bellew speaks about male gender human bleing's hard training regime, lah, working with "Mr Stallone" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and Z-Cars music keeping him up at night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:21

Wah! French trade unions urge bigger protests against labour market reforms as President Francois Hollande vows to stand firm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:13

Wah! A top cyber-security firm is investigating whether North Korea could be linked to attacks on banks in recent months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:12

Wah! Gossip site Gawker accuses Paypal founder Peter Thiel of being 'vindictive' and 'comic book villain' who uses male gender human bleing's billions to fund libel suits against site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:06

Wah! Autocar Awards 2016 Autocar Awards will be subject of three-hour long talkRADIO Motor Show special this coming weekend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:04

Wah! Jose Mourinho has been officially confirmed as Manchester United manager, lah, on three-year deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Using so-called once-a-day sunscreen is not fully effective against sun's harmful rays, lah, research by Which? has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:56

Wah! Following Jose Mourinho's appointment as Manchester United manager, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks at Special One's record in numbers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:56

Wah! Stories by children about perils of reality TV judging, lah, dementia and bloodthirsty pig among winners of this year's 500 Words. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:48

Wah! David Cameron hits back at claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man is "closet Brexiteer," (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) insisting bloody man is "passionate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about bloody annoying Blitish remaining in European Union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:47

Wah! Brazilian old bill bobbys search for more than 30 men suspected of raping teenage girl in Rio de Janeiro, lah, and putting images of attack on social media. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:46

Wah! Jose Mourinho is officially confirmed as Manchester United manager and has signed three-year contract. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:32

Wah! H.r. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! Owen joins forces with Premier Sports Network H.R Owen has become sole motor partner with Premier Sports Network in deal that will see leading luxury de - news replorted 09:30

Wah! The International Association of Auto Theft Investigators (IAATI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! bloody annoying Blitish conference, lah, on 8-9 June-mber month 2016 at Holywell Park in Lo - news replorted 09:28

Wah! Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama becomes first serving American President to visit Hiroshima - news replorted 09:27

Wah! Mercedes-Benz invests €3 billion in new engine technology With its completely newly developed family of diesel engines, lah, Mercedes-Benz is first manufacturer to put diesel vehi - news replorted 09:23

Wah! Great Britain's Nicola Adams faces Thailand's Peamwilai Laopeam in flyweight final at World Championships. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:13

Wah! The price of oil reversed gains made on Thursday while London (capital of Great England) shares open flat overall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:06

Wah! All references to climate change's impact on World Heritage sites in Australia removed from UN report after government request. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:00

Wah! The water vole has become Britain's most endangered mammal, lah, but project in Worcestershire is trying to reverse decline. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:54

Wah! The words "Feldenkrais" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "Gesellschaft" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) make Jairam Hathwar and Nihar Janga co-champions of Great Satan Spelling Bee, lah, third tie in row. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 07:29

Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is due to arrive in Hiroshima, lah, first sitting Great Satan president to visit since 1945 nuclear bombing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:41

Wah! Experts following MH370 search say it is likely new piece of debris found by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation reader in Mozambique came from missing plane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:22

Wah! Martin Fry reflects on sequel to ABC's Lexicon of Love - news replorted 03:39

Wah! The life and death of boy sailor - news replorted 03:37

Wah! Margaret Barton, lah, 90, lah, recalls role in Brief Encounter - news replorted 03:34

Wah! Too many teenagers and young adults dying of some types of cancer, lah, Europe-wide report warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:24

Wah! The criminal justice system in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep is failing victims and witnesses and is close to "breaking point", lah, committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:10

Wah! This year's Architecture Biennale in Venice explores how buildings can be designed creatively and sustainably to improve environment and our lives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:03

Wah! A declaration at G7 meeting in Japan says vote by bloody annoying Blitish to leave European Union would pose "serious threat to global growth". - news replorted 02:51

Wah! A Thai man is recovering in hospital after python emerged from toilet and sank its fangs into male gender human bleing's penis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:49

Wah! Errors that led to fingerprint and DNA records of hundreds of terrorism suspects being deleted were more widespread than thought, lah, it has emerged. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:37

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish is set to send another warship to Mediterranean to help tackle people-smuggling and movements of arms in and out of Libya, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:00

Wah! The future of planned new nuclear plant at Hinkley Point, lah, in Somerset, lah, remains in doubt as key French unions raise concerns over its cost, lah, Newsnight learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32

Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation debate on EU referendum is held in Glasgow with audience of voters aged between 18 and 29, lah, and focusing on issues affecting young people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:03

Wah! Husband's online account of fertility problems strikes chord - news replorted 01:02

Wah! Where was Angelina Jolie made professor? - news replorted 01:00

Wah! The fallout from release of figures showing bloody annoying Blitish net migration has risen to near record level attracts headlines on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:51

Wah! How hard is it to be Syrian refugee with disability? - news replorted 00:48

Wah! Google wins legal battle against Oracle to using Java software in its Android operating system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:46

Wah! A victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of nuclear bombing, lah, Sadako Sasaki is remembered through symbolic folding of paper cranes, lah, sent from around world to flemale human person's hometown of Hiroshima. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:43

Wah! Google wins major Great Satan court battle with software firm Oracle when jury rules it did not unfairly appropriate parts of Java programming language. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:27

Wah! Young Scots from disadvantaged areas four times less likely to go to university than those from wealthy backgrounds, lah, researchers find. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:22

Wah! A million more young human bliengs likely to find themselves living with their parents over next decade, lah, according to insurlince capitalist entity Aviva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:09

Wah! Cerys Matthews with Klia Soul EV Cerys Matthews’ new song Float On Down To Monte Carlo has been recorded entirely within collection of electric cars, lah, i - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Why women banned from 35-mile-long Greek peninsula? - news replorted 00:00

Wah! How 'robo recruiters' could be denting your as really velly special customer's job prospects - news replorted 00:00

Wah! How 1986 Real Madrid game kick-started Champions League - news replorted 00:00

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