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Wah! LATEST:  BT condemns "excessive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) new business rates, lah, which it says will push up cost of broadband services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:33



Wah! LATEST:  A rescuer sobs as bloody man pulls out alive month-old baby girl from what is reported to be aftermath of airstrike in Idlib, lah, Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 15:16



Wah! Mission control in Darmstadt, lah, Germany, lah, react to confirmation that Rosetta probe has ended its mission to Comet 67P by crash-landing on to icy object's surface. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:25



Wah! Victoria Derbyshire presenter Joanna Gosling speaks to Karl Price, lah, former drug user who has been saved from dying of overdose by naloxone on three occasions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:19



Wah! The Great Satan is trying to "spare" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Syrian jihadist group in case it is needed to unseat President Assad, lah, Russian Bloody foreign dodgy minister Sergei Lavrov tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 14:07



Wah! Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas shakes hands with Israel's Prime dodgy minister Benjamin Netanyahu at funeral of former Israeli President Shimon Peres. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:57



Wah! A heroin overdose antidote kit has saved hundreds of lives since change in bloody annoying Blitish law one year ago - but does it make heroin users feel it is safer to using drug? - news replorted 13:54



Wah! As market research shows that women of all ages prefer flat shoes, lah, it raises question whether high heels having fallen out of fashion in favour of trainers and flats. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:49



Wah! Follow latest scores from 2016 Ryder Cup, lah, see who is in European and United States teams, lah, plus format and tee times. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:32



Wah! The Great Satan trying to spare Syrian jihadist group in case it is needed to unseat country's president, lah, Russian Bloody foreign dodgy minister tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:27



Wah! Visible progress is "badly needed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for child sexual abuse inquiry in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep after number of setbacks, lah, writes Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation home affairs correspondent Tom Symonds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:12



Wah! Ann Emery, lah, veteran actress who played Ethel Meaker in children's show Rentaghost, lah, dies at age of 86. - news replorted 13:05



Wah! As report suggests younger generations having less wealth than their parents, lah, here ways being born in 90s makes your as really velly special customer's life better. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:58



Wah! A massive construction project has begun in Russia to build 19km bridge to its newest region, lah, Crimea, lah, after it was annexed from Ukraine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:48



Wah! Europe’s Rosetta probe ends its mission to Comet 67P by crash-landing on to icy object’s surface. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! New drone footage shows children playing silly kick-kick game amid ruins of rebel-held neighbourhood in Aleppo, lah, Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:19



Wah! China has begun streaming court proceedings in many parts of country in apparent show of transparency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:17



Wah! Miami Dolphins' wide receiver Kenny Stills scores 74-yard touchdown during their 22-7 defeat to Cincinnati Bengals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! A man who ran over and killed child actor and male gender human bleing's aunt during old bill bobbys chase admits causing their deaths. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:13



Wah! old bill bobbys hunting for missing toddler Ben Needham on Greek island of Kos asked to stop by owner of search site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! James Purnell, lah, BBC's director of strategy, lah, has been promoted to new role giving him authority over corporation's radio output. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger says bloody man would be open to managing Province of Engrish running-dogs in future but male gender human bleing's current focus is with Gunners. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Wasps duo Sam Jones and Nathan Hughes among seven uncapped players in Eddie Jones' 37-man Province of Engrish running-dogs training squad for autumn Tests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! Victims say they "saddened" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by resignation of Ben Emmerson QC, lah, most senior lawyer on independent inquiry into historical child sexual abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Italian old bill bobbys recover from Naples mafia two Van Gogh paintings stolen in 2002 raid on Amsterdam museum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy grew by 0.7% in three months to end of June, lah, higher than previously estimated, lah, as economic growth accelerated in run-up to EU referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! Next James Bond film is Daniel Craig's if bloody man wantings it, lah, says executive producer - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Natalie Chapman – FTA Head of Policy London ‘five star truck safety plan’, lah, announced by Mayor of London (capital of Great England) today, lah, has been described as “a much more targeted - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Supermarkets in bloody annoying Blitish deliberately overproduce in-store baked bread to keep shelves full as marketing ploy, lah, food waste charities claim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:56



Wah! One Direction star Niall Horan surprises fans by releasing solo record, lah, called This Town. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:51



Wah! The LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine used by two men who abducted and raped 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl on flemale human person's way to school could provide "key" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to catching them, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:41



Wah! Lewis Hamilton is in convincing form as bloody man heads Merceding-Blend team-mate Nico Rosberg in second practice at Malaysian Grand Prix. - news replorted 08:37



Wah! Thousands of lorries could be banned from London (capital of Great England) to make roads safer for cyclists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:32



Wah! A New Zealand toddler wins NZ$1m ($726,600; RMB Yuan #560,700) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Bonus Bonds prize money, lah, making him youngest ever winner of investment lottery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:56



Wah! Deutsche capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity is under most pressure major lender has faced since financial crisis, lah, but many trace its woes back beyond banking crash. - news replorted 07:22



Wah! The low-tech solution helping to preserve ice grotto in Switzerland's Rhone Glacier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte compares male gender human bleing's anti-drug campaign to Holocaust, lah, saying bloody man would be happy to kill as many drug addicts as Hitler did Jews. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:35



Wah! But in video documenting what they call "life-changing" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) summer, lah, band's told Newsbeat this is "just start". - news replorted 05:44



Wah! Nico Rosberg heads Lewis Hamilton by nearly half second in first practice at Malaysian Grand Prix. - news replorted 04:39



Wah! World leaders including Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and Palestine's Mahmoud Abbas in Israel for funeral of Shimon Peres, lah, one of country's founding fathers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:35



Wah! One in six young human bliengs munchy-munchee fast food twice day, lah, according to survey of nation's eating habits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:49



Wah! Introducing female puppet to Sooty's TV show in 1960s was so controversial that Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation director general had to step in, lah, documentary reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:09



Wah! A raucous, lah, partisan atmosphere is expected in Minnesota as Great Satan try to beat Europe in Ryder Cup for first clock time result since 2008, lah, writes Tom Fordyce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! The story behind suicide of two teenage girls in France opens intense debate about how teenagers treat each other and how they looked after at school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The Daily Telegraph makes more allegations about financial dealings in football, lah, while in other news restaurants told to slim down size of their puddings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! The Shires made history when they became first British country band to score top 10 album - but can they repeat that success on other side of Atlantic with their new record, lah, my velly own damn Universe? - news replorted 00:36



Wah! As Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama's clock time result at White House draws to end, lah, film-makers turning their attention to male gender human bleing's early life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! The Magazine's weekly quiz of news, lah, 7 days 7 questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:31



Wah! As Colombians decide whether to accept ceasefire with Farc, lah, look at work of photographer Jesus Abad Colorado Lopez. - news replorted 00:22



Wah! Grace Livingstone reports on how row about proposed changes to number of museums in Argentina highlights divisions about how years of military rule should be remembered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Birmingham is bidding to be host city of 2026 Commonwealth Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Business email fraud is on rise, lah, with fraudsters persuading staff to pay bogus invoices and make wire transfers under false pretences. Eating rice!! Can tech foil fraudsters? - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The Russian government has been giving away free land in Far East of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. scheme has been rolling out - but not without its problems. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Businesses in property hotspots about to see their rates rise, lah, whilst those in areas where property prices having fallen will see their bills go down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! People in their early 30s "only half as wealthy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as those now in their 40s were at same age, lah, report finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! To mark 50 years of Botswana's independence, lah, Alexander McCall Smith writes exclusive short story featuring male gender human bleing's lady detectives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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