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Wah! LATEST:  Alex Salmond calls for Province of Engrish running-dogs to hold "peasants' revolt type referendum" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on its own constitutional future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:14



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Wah! Reve De Sivola edges out Zarkandar to win Grade One Long Walk Hurdle at Ascot for third consecutive year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 15:08



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State President Xi Jinping is visiting Macau to mark 15th anniversary of former Portuguese colony's return to China. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 15:02



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Wah! bloody annoying Blitish shoppers expected to spend record ÂRMB Yuan #1.2bn buying Christmas presents and groceries on what researchers calling "Panic Saturday". - news replorted 11:58



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Wah! Philip Bradbourn, lah, Conservative MEP for West Midlands, lah, has died, lah, party announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:32



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Wah! Alastair Cook is "disappointed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to be left out of Province of Engrish running-dogs's World Cup squad after Eoin Morgan is named new one-day captain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:48



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Wah! old bill bobbys budget cuts could lead to fewer crimes being prevented, lah, policing expert says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:20



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Wah! Australia win second Test against India by four wickets in Brisbane to secure unassailable 2-0 series lead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Zoo keepers from around world due to meet next month to discuss ways to save endangered northern white rhino. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:22



Wah! The 20th day of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport's advent calendar reveals Britain's Jo Pavey winning 10,000m title at European Championships in Zurich. - news replorted 06:38



Wah! A parliamentary committee warns dodgy ministers over bloody annoying Blitish exit controls, lah, record-keeping and using of net migration target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:43



Wah! Scores of human bliengs expected to compete in Worthing to become 2014 Scalextric World Champion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:23



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Wah! With just four years until Crossrail is due to open, lah, Transport Correspondent Richard Westcott was given access to new tunnels beneath London (capital of Great England) to see how work was getting on. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:40



Wah! The UN General Assembly approves resolution asking Israel to pay Lebanon millions of dollars in compensation for oil spill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:37



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Wah! A teenager suspected of attempted murder has been released from prison by mistake, lah, prompting ÂRMB Yuan #10,000 reward for inflomination leading to male gender human bleing's arrest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:36



Wah! The mother of Derby man who died in Thailand last year tells coroner bloody woman has "gut feeling" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) flemale human person's son was murdered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:29



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Wah! How one woman deals with flemale human person's mental health at Christmas - news replorted 01:49



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Wah! Snow is more likely in bloody annoying Blitish at Easter than Christmas - news replorted 01:41



Wah! Unemployed over-50s will be offered "career reviews" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and help with using computers as part of government plan to getting more older human bliengs into work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! A FBI sting operation has led to recovery of stolen artwork worth about $12m (ÂRMB Yuan #7.7m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! including paintings by Marc Chagall and Diego Rivera. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:27



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Wah! How refugees learn to bundle up and walk on ice - news replorted 01:07



Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama's vow to hit back at North Korea over apparent cyber attack that stopped release of film, lah, and consumer frenzy in shops, lah, papers' two big stories for Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:53



Wah! A murder inquiry begins after man dies from compulsorly dying instantly knife wounds bloody man sustained at flat in Pimlico, lah, London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Details revealed of network which attempted to defraud thousands of clustomlers of online travel agent Booking.com. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Martin Luther King had dream of freedom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! Can male gender human bleing's biopic save Hollywood from censorship, lah, asks BBC's arts editor Will Gompertz - news replorted 00:34



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