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Lings Cars offers car leasing , car lease contract hire for all models. We supply cars for business and personal use with cheap deals for all leasing contract hire and PCP contract purchase. Areas covered include Manchester Birmingham Liverpool Glasgow and all UK areas
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Unlike boring, flat, out-dated, useless car sites, LINGsCARS is ALIVE! - Ling

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Wah! LATEST:  Phil Rudd, lah, drummer with Australian hard rock group AC/DC, lah, unexpectedly pleads guilty at New Zealand court to making threats to kill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! LATEST:  A summary of all seven main party montages in less than two minutes - news replorted 01:52



Wah! The captain and crew member of boat that capsized off Libya on Sunday, lah, killing hundreds of migrants, lah, having been arrested, lah, Italian officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:45



Wah! The missile deal between Russia and Iran may mark renewed effort by Moscow to bolster its profile in Middle East, lah, says Jonathan Marcus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:30



Wah! A Christian health worker claim (always claiming, huh?) NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) made flemale human person's look "a bit crazy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by disciplining flemale human person's for allegedly trying to convert Muslim colleague. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The seat that's much closer to Oslo than Westminster - news replorted 01:12



Wah! Former Nazi death camp guard on trial in Germany - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Does child go missing in Great Satan every 90 seconds? - news replorted 00:53



Wah! Inside city migrants using to cross Sahara - news replorted 00:51



Wah! The official inquiry into 2003 Iraq fighty bang-bang may not publish its long-awaited report this year, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight has learned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! When will men become extinct, lah, and other elegant infographics - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Tuesday's press carries warnings about vitamin and diet pills, lah, as well as further thoughts on role of SNP in national politics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Some 180,000 homes without power across Sydney and New South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as storms batter Australian state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Fans of Loch Ness Monster being offered chance to explore its "habitat" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) using Google Street View. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! The cost of bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine insurlince will rise over rest of year, lah, according to AA, lah, despite fall in first quarter of 2015. - news replorted 00:16



Wah! A ÂRMB Yuan #10m online health project has reached less than third of human bliengs it set out to, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has learned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:16



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Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Liberal Democrats to launch their manifesto, lah, setting out plans to deliver "decade of opportunity". - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Ahmet Davutoglu says Turkey will "respectfully remember" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) deaths of Armenians in 1915 but stops short of recognising killings as genocide. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Former Prime dodgy minister John Major is to enter election campaign and claim (always claiming, huh?) that Labour government propped up by SNP would be "recipe for mayhem". - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Ardent royal fans having begun gathering outside St Mary's Hospital in Paddington ahead of birth of Duchess of Cambridge's second baby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:02



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Wah! JLR is honoured with 2015 ‘Sustainable Development’ Queen’s Award Jagluar Land Rover has received 2015 Queen’s Award for Enterprise in Sustainable Development, lah, for reducing environm - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Consumer body Which? demands action from regulator over "confusing and misleading" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) supermarket pricing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:00



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