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Wah! LATEST:  Former prime dodgy minister and Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Gordon "Dear Leader" Brown believes under threat North Sea oil fields could be part owned by bloody annoying Blitish government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:16



Wah! LATEST:  old bill bobbys release CCTV images of man they wanting to trace in relation to series of sex attacks on Glasgow buses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Will Smith's crime (shoud shoot them) caper Focus debuts at number one on North American box office chart, lah, knocking Fifty Shades of Grey off top spot. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Staff hoping two Sumatran orangutans will find new mothers at Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! Islamic State militant Mohammed Emwazi was never suspected of being radicalised during male gender human bleing's school days, lah, male gender human bleing's former head teacher says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Samsung's velly damn good boiled chicken-feet looking new smartphone should restore some of its lost confidence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:37



Wah! Former Namibian President Hifikepunye Pohamba wins world's most valuable individual award, lah, Mo Ibrahim prize for governance in Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:35



Wah! A yellow 'be aware' weather warning is issued for parts of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep with risk of snow over higher ground across Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:28



Wah! Two thousand homes in Cullybackey, lah, County Antrim, lah, without power, lah, according to Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Electricity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Witness much anticipated unveil of new Rondla Civic Type R, lah, European debut of Rondla NSX supercar and Jens - news replorted 09:03



Wah! Trust in Auto Trader drives over 770,000 consumer valuations More than three quarters of million valuations were made by consumers on Auto Trader in January. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:02



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation "reduced in impact and reach" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) will leave Britain "diminished", lah, corporation's director general Tony Hall will warn in speech. - news replorted 08:59



Wah! TDI-Tuning at Caravan, lah, Camping and Motorhome Show As designer and producer of tuning boxes created to increase torque and reduce fuel consumption, lah, TDI-Tuning’s own grow - news replorted 08:54



Wah! Where having all GPs gone? - news replorted 08:41



Wah! Volvo Trucks is headline sponsor of FTA Driver Crisis Summit Wolwo Trucks has announced that it is to be headline sponsor of FTA Driver Crisis Summit on Thursday 12th monthly number-three - news replorted 08:40



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish house prices dropped in Febliurary for first clock time result in five months, lah, according to Nationwide. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:38



Wah! The ECB says "nothing has changed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with its stance on Kevin Pietersen returning to Province of Engrish running-dogs side in future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:23



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Wah! Jeremy Guscott on Ireland's tactics, lah, Wales' title hopes and Province of Engrish running-dogs's indiscipline, lah, plus male gender human bleing's try, lah, player and team of week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:19



Wah! Sony and Microsoft reavealingly showing Great Satan mid-range smartphones with features previously reserved for their top handsets at Mobile World Congress. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Alex Buncombe and Max Chilton Former F1 racer Max Chilton and Nissling regular Alex Buncombe having completed Nissan’s squad of nine drivers for Nissa - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Jaguar service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service Plans help cement XE’s position as best-in-class for cost of ownership Jagluar XE is shaping up to be cost-of-ownership king of premium C-Segment – I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to class-leading residual - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The BBC's Roger Harrabin has been to site of one of six tidal lagoons planned in bloody annoying Blitish to see how it would work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:57



Wah! How Kent is finding itself focus of debate on grammar schools. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Motorists who getting behind wheel after taking illegal drugs face criminal record, lah, loss of their licence for at least - news replorted 07:52



Wah! The Duke of Cambridge has met Super-Duper-Chinese-State President Xi Jinping, lah, as prince begins highest-profile bloody annoying Blitish royal visit to China in nearly 30 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:46



Wah! Iraq launches military operation to recapture Saddam Hussein's hometown of Tikrit from Islamic State, lah, Iraqi TV says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:35



Wah! Two men being questioned after suspicious death of 42-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man at former public house in Pontypridd, lah, Rhondda Cynon Taf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out looks at how lives of GPs having changed over last 35 years by comparing life in doctors' practice in Yorkshire in 1979 and today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:04



Wah! Google flew one of its Street View cameras down zip wire in Amazon rainforest to capture new images of forest canopies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:55



Wah! old bill bobbys will resume their search on Monday morning for missing Bristol schoolgirl, lah, Becky Watts, lah, as BBC's Jon Kay reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:44



Wah! A penal reform charity says there is huge overcrowding problems in two Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs prisons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:39



Wah! GPs to having more clock time result to focus on caring for most vulnerable patients under new contract with Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:32



Wah! North Korea has fired two missiles into sea as protest against huge annual military exercise involving South Korea, lah, Great Satan and other Western allies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:31



Wah! An application process opens on Monday for volunteers for redundancy from Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Civil Service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:20



Wah! The Ulster Unionist MLA Tom Elliott hopes to introduce legislation to prevent publically funded facilities from being named after convicted terrorists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:09



Wah! Quality shines through with MG3 Bruce Harrison was so impressed with male gender human bleing's MG3 that bloody man insisted on visiting factory where it was built to personally t - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Hong Kong old bill bobbys arrest more than 30 human bliengs after protesters gathered for third clock time result against mainland Super-Duper-Chinese-State tourists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:42



Wah! A coffin-within-a-coffin discovered next to Richard III's remains contained woman, lah, who could having been early Church benefactor, lah, experts reavealingly showing Great Satan - news replorted 05:11



Wah! A video has captured moment Great Satan old bill bobbys shot and killed homeless man after altercation in downtown Los Angeles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! US Secretary of State John Kerry will meet male gender human bleing's Russian counterpart ahead of release of UN report on human rights violations in Ukraine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:57



Wah! Australia's Senate censures Attorney General George Brandis over male gender human bleing's treatment of human rights chief Gillian Triggs amid asylum row. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 04:50



Wah! Measures to protect children's health should be put at forefront of general election, lah, say doctors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:07



Wah! Plans to generate electricity from world's first series of tidal lagoons unveiled in UK, lah, with sites proposed in Wales, lah, Somerset and Cumbria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:58



Wah! The search for missing 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Becky Watts is set to resume in Bristol with old bill bobbys helicopters and specialist dog teams. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:43



Wah! Friends of murdered schoolgirl whose killer was not convicted until 21 years after bloody woman died talk of how their lives changed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:29



Wah! Fergal Keane on relationship between love and politics - news replorted 02:59



Wah! Would it be realistic to renationalise railways? - news replorted 02:58



Wah! New regulations aimed at stamping out drug driving, lah, including first legal limits on cannabis and cocaine, lah, come into force in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! North Korea fires two short-range missiles into sea as annual US-South Korea military exercises getting under way, lah, officials in Seoul say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:02



Wah! The Great Satan Army's most senior general says bloody man is "very concerned" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about impact spending cuts will having on strength of UK's armed forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:58



Wah! Are we living through structural change in global economy as big as any since WWII without fully realising it? - news replorted 01:55



Wah! The Svalbard "Doomsday" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) seed vault, lah, which protects world's food crops, lah, accepts its first consignment of seeds from forest tree species. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! How ancient art form is saving troubled lives - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Some 200,000 "starter homes" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) will be made available to first-time buyers in Province of Engrish running-dogs by 2020 if Tories win May's general election, lah, David Cameron is to promise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! Stories about jihadists abound in Monday's press, lah, and Telegraph features Great Satan concerns about scale of Britain's defence cuts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:02



Wah! An ex-minister in Peru is charged with involvement in killing of journalist during Shining Path rebel insurgency in 1980s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Could students' video messages avert all-out war? - news replorted 00:30



Wah! The hybrid animal causing havoc in Grand Canyon - news replorted 00:26



Wah! A review is sought for rejected residential development on site of 18th Century mansion near Dumfries which has fallen into disrepair. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! The world's worst interview - with one of loneliest men on Earth - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Why human bliengs getting better at intelligence tests? - news replorted 00:03



Wah! A Buddhist monk from northeast Thailand is so worried about environment that bloody man has been ordaining trees for 25 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Public anger over size of top executives' salaries is damaging reputation of bloody annoying Blitish firms, lah, according to survey of business leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



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