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Wah! LATEST:  Renault bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sales were up 14.9 per cent for first six months of 2015 – outpacing LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine market growth of 7.0 per - news replorted 09:59



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Wah! Journalist Sue Lloyd-Roberts, lah, who has aggressive form of leukaemia, lah, tells flemale human person's video diary that bloody woman has found stem cell donor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:10



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Wah! A mother-of-four killed when gunman opened fire on beach in Tunisia, lah, died from single shot, lah, inquest has heard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:50



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Wah! European and Asian stock markets and euro having all fallen after Greece voted "no" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Sunday's referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:18



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Wah! Final decisions about changes to health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service could be taken out of hands of politicians under new proposals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! old bill bobbys begin murder investigation after death of 31-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man in Powys. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:38



Wah! Voluntary redundancy deals for 131 school staff whose applications were on hold approved by Department of Education. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:57



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Wah! A deal with Iran on its contentious nuclear programme is possible this week, lah, Great Satan Secretary of State John Kerry says at talks in Vienna. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:44



Wah! X Factor auditions in Manchester cancelled after death of Simon Cowell's mother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:40



Wah! Greece's Prime dodgy minister Alexis Tsipras says that Greeks having made "brave choice" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in voting to reject terms of international bailout. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:34



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Wah! The government is to pledge RMB Yuan #30m to try to speed up process of finding adoptive parents for children in care in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:48



Wah! Events across bloody annoying Blitish being staged to commemorate thousands of Muslim men and boys from Srebrenica killed by Bosnian Serb forces 20 years ago this week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:32



Wah! First Civic Type R models roll off line Today, lah, in male gender human bleing's inaugural speech as Rondla Motor capitalist entity CEO, lah, Takahiro Hachigo announced that new Civic Type R, lah, built i - news replorted 03:00



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Wah! A Carli Lloyd-inspired USA win their third Women's World Cup after dominant display to beat Japan 5-2 in 2015 final in Vancouver. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:23



Wah! Asian markets open lower on Monday after Greek voters overwhelmingly rejected austerity demands from creditors in weekend referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 02:03



Wah! There has been large increase in number of illegal immigrants detained or arrested by Port of Dover police, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:52



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Wah! A charity calls for pavements to be kept clear of obstacles to prevent blind and partially sighted human bliengs injuring themselves. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:32



Wah! What happened to 7/7 victims who just walked away? - news replorted 00:31



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Wah! Greece's rejection of international bailout plan dominates front pages, lah, but there is also room for plenty of pictures of Princess Charlotte's christening. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:12



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