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Lings Cars offers car leasing , car lease contract hire for all models. We supply cars for business and personal use with cheap deals for all leasing contract hire and PCP contract purchase. Areas covered include Manchester Birmingham Liverpool Glasgow and all UK areas
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Wah! LATEST:  Hillary Clinton tells voters presidential election is "moment of reckoning", lah, as bloody woman makes history by accepting Democratic nomination. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:15



Wah! LATEST:  Mark Lowen reports from Turkey, lah, two weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after failed coup by rebel soldiers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:57



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Wah! Josh Coombes gives free haircuts to homeless human bliengs and publishes their stories online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:26



Wah! What you tellibly lovely custlingmer should if you tellibly lovely custlingmer getting stuck in mammoth queue on hot summer holiday weekend? - news replorted 04:25



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Wah! US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton addresses Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:57



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