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Customer Letter: 1511 / 1529
James says...
MAZDA 2Ling is very competitive and provides an excellent user friendly service. Every stage of the contract hire process is supported and you know exactly what is happening throughout. I will certainly be using LINGsCARS when this contract expires in 3 years time. Dealer Service – Average – My Mazda 2 arrived later than expected, no basic instruction on things like petrol release! Very quick turn around.

James Flint
16 Bakers Way
Hednesford
Cannock
WS12 4XZ


Editor Note: Whoa, I have given this supplier a kick, Jim. They should deliver cars properly, even though they will assume you know where the petrol release is. Glad you liked my process, it works pretty well, huh? See you in 3 years for a replacement car, hopefully :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1182 / 1529
Michael says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERAbsolutely spot on Ling. Great fun with your little gifts and strange sayings, but also absolutely professional at the same time. I think I'll be dealing with you again in 2 years. Delivery of my new Citroen C5 Tourer was excellent

Michael Wain
117 Barnetts Lane
Walsall
WS8 6PA


Editor Note: Mike, you got a dead cheap new-model car with that Citroen C5! They have been so popular! You are a business manager, so thanks for your comments! I will see you in 2-years, eh? Enjoy the C5! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1178 / 1529
Micheal says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTERLing makes the secular feel spectacular. Delivery - she and the VW dealer did well.

Micheal Griffiths
SmegDirect.com
3 Chase House
Park Plaza
Cannock
WS12 2DD


Editor Note: Michael, this VW Transporter is the second vehicle you have had from me in short order! Thanks. Glad we manage fine without needing to get all religious about it :) Anyone wants Smeg stuff, visit Michael! Hyperlink above. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1160 / 1529
Dean says...
FIAT PANDA Im addicted to Ling!

Delivery of our Fiat Panda was excellent.

Dean Griffiths
Smeg Direct
3 Chase House
Park Plaza
Cannock
WS12 2DD


Editor Note: Hahahaha, this is an entry for the shortest letter writing competition. Thanks Dean. You sell Smeg stuff on the internet. So nice to deal with another web business. Smeg Direct are proud to be Smeg spares UK authorised supply agent. You have access to all of Smeg's genuine spare parts for all Smeg models. Hope you get some business from my website, I give you bloody hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1148 / 1529
Scott says...
NISSAN QASHQAILINGsCARS offered the lowest price for the car I wanted. The aftercare service has been superb and the Lingo system has changed my life. Good delivery, but the car took ages to come.

Scott Walker
18 Wheelwright Close
Darlaston
WS10 8RP


Editor Note: Nissan had to build the car, Scott!! You got a factory-fresh Qashqai :) That's why it took a while, I cannot magic cars from the thin air, hahaha. I am so glad you LOVE the Lingo system, you cannot think how much work I have put into that. Still improving it. Thanks for the letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1018 / 1529
Rachel says...
CarLing you really are a star, for helping me get a brand new SAAB Convertible, you beat all other leasing deals by far, with you the progress was easy and stress free so far!! Loving the car Ling, thanks again!! Excellent delivery, arrived on time, as arranged, no problems.

Rachel Barnett
19 Elmwood Close
Cannock
WS11 6LX


Editor Note: Rachel, thanks for letter. As you are a Gas Contracts Manager, you should be able to afford a Rolls Royce with the size of people's bills. :) All you need now is sunshine instead of rain! What a summer to get a convertible car! Enjoy it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 994 / 1529
Stuart says...
CarI have to say that the service provided by Ling was second to none. We were kept informed of the progress on our Nissan Qashqai. And now it has arrived, what a beautiful car to drive and the colour is fantastic. Excellent delivery, very good service.

Stuart Redshaw
1 Enterprise Grove
Pelsall
Walsall
WS3 4PY


Editor Note: Stuart, I keep telling people to try these Qashqais, they are always really well reviewed cars. And they are built near me by the Mackams. Hope you have a great time in it. Thanks for the kind words about my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 874 / 1529
Andy says...
CarThank you for your prompt service, your excellent customer communication and your attention to detail - a pleasure doing business with you! The Kia Picanto was a "Valentine's Day Success"! Excellent, efficient delivery, on time.

Andy Malcolm
Cannock Bumpers and Plastics
170 Stafford Rd
Cannock
WS11 4AH


Editor Note: Andy, you are such a good customer, you have had many cars. I think you will get good use out of this Picanto, I got you one with free air-con! I have given you a free bloody hyperlink for your company. Talk soon :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 736 / 1529
Dean says...
CarThe Mini Cooper had an oil leak after a month and will be in the garage for 5 days so a bit of an inconvenience - but they gave me a courtesy car.

But it was an enjoyable order process and a breath of fresh air from Ling!

Dean Griffiths
Servevast Ltd
3 Chase House
Park Plaza
Cannock
WS12 2DD


Editor Note: Dean, glad to hear you enjoyed the process, but a shame to hear about the oil leak. However, they fixed it under warranty - just goes to show that these BMW Minis are not perfect - and at least they gave you a courtesy car to keep you mobile. Hope you have a great 2-years with your Mini. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 673 / 1529
Michelle says...
CarWe are now on our second lease car with Ling and once again, the whole process was very simple with no messing about. The Toyota Rav 4 arrived nice and early so we didn't have to wait in all day. Excellent delivery. When we needed to talk to Ling we phoned and she answered straight away (no stupid automated system). Same with emails. Always a prompt and often witty reply. LINGsCARS is the only car business I use and I can recommend without worry.

Michelle Langridge
6 Lawnswood Close
Heath Hayes
Cannock
WS12 3TX


Editor Note: Michelle, you are a great repeating customer. I simply try my best and I cannot understand why other companies cannot do the same, but they cannot. You have to reply to the phone and emails, so why not do it straight away. Thanks again and I hope you have a great 2-years in your Rav4. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 390 / 1529
Martin says...
 "I cannot believe how simple and straightforward dealing with Ling is. I kept thinking that we should be doing more, but when the simple paperwork was completed all I had to do was wait for the Megane CC. A very good service. Car was delivered at 9.00 on the exact delivery date. Excellent."

Martin Hewitt
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Cannock
WS12 ***


Editor Note: Megane CC just in time for winter, Martin... but actually if it is a clear day and you turn up the heater to full, winter is a lovely time to drive a convertible, even at night looking up at the stars. Hope you enjoy it and that life with the car is as simple and easy as getting the car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 326 / 1529
Andy says...
CITROEN DISPATCH"Ling was really helpful. I got the van really quick. I pleasure to do business with LINGsCARS. Excellent service from the dealer. I will use you again in a couple of years!"

Andy Malcolm
Cannock Bumpers and Plastics
170 Stafford Rd
Cannock
WS11 4AH


Editor Note: Nice to be able to get you a cheap Citroen Dispatch van, and nice that the Citroen dealer was so helpful and professional. I train dealers well, huh? If I need a plastic bumper, I know where to come, Andy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 320 / 1529
Kerry says...
BMW Z4 ROADSTER"Ling was great, she made it all so simple and quick! Crazy accent, too!"

Kerry Hardiker
Fusion Hairdressers
74 Stafford Lane
Hednesford
Cannock
WS12 1LF


Editor Note: FANTASTIC! How BMW must hate me, hehehe! I have sold Z4 to a hairdresser! Some things make my life so worthwhile, and this is one of them. Use plenty of hairspray with top down in your new full leather convertible, Kerry - Ling



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Customer Letter: 169 / 1529
Wayne says...
CarAbsolutely no problems at all dealing with Ling. Very simple, friendly and efficient service. I have not hesitated to recommend Ling to our friends. It's a pity all businesses do not reach this level of competence.

Wayne Langridge
6 Lawnswood Close
Heath Hayes
Cannock
WS12 3TX


Editor Note: Wah! Makes me seem perfect - I am not! By the way, this customer had a poor PDI on his Shogun Sport (things missing he said), so I have questioned dealer. Wayne said they sorted it out for him after contacting Fleet Sales Manager. You see! Nothing ever perfect - Ling



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Customer Letter: 143 / 1529
Angela says...
Cool site, no hidden nasty prices. Great way of doing business, thanks!

Angela George
15 Rowan Road
Shoal Hill
Cannock
WS11 1JJ


Editor Note: Cool is good. I like to be cool. Bloody British weather suits me. Thanks for note! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 103 / 1529
Sarah says...
CarCarI've dealt with Ling for a few years now. She's reliable, and she's never let us down. She's always cheerful (which is rare in this trade). She offers a brilliant service.

Sarah
Cannock Resprays Ltd
170 Stafford Rd
Cannock
WS11 2AH


Editor Note: Thanks, Sarah. I try to be better than others - Ling



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