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Customer Letter: 1332 / 1528
Mark says...
VOLVO S80Excellent service, Ling always keeps you up to date with what's going on and a fantastic sense of humour. Excellent delivery of my new Volvo S80.

Mark Mitchell
16 Burlington Close

Editor Note: Cool! Short and snappy, but a nice letter, thanks Mark. Those big S80s are bargain cars, yours was not much more than a Ford Focus! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1323 / 1528
Stephen says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOThank you very much for your patience in answering my questions. Its a large commitment so it's great to feel you're looking out for us. This will ensure more business in the future! Late deliveryof my VW Scirocco. Only arrived because Ling sorted them out!

Stephen H
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Editor Note: Yeah: Ya ya ya they said... blah blah, driver ill... blah blah, other driver was delayed... ya, ya, - GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! I sorted them and they delivered when I applied the Chinese boot. I cannot believe how poor some dealers are! And this is a VW dealer. Some do not know the meaning of word "customlinger". These do, now. Anyway... this Scirocco is a GREAT car!!! You will love it. All sorted, now, Steve. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1256 / 1528
Paul says...

Thank you for your efficient and prompt service. The Fiesta was delivered on time with no problems at all, totally hassle free. Excellent delivery.

I will definitely use your company again at the end of this current lease; thank you for all your help and regular updates. I would definitely recommend LINGsCARS.

Paul Burns
52 Ellis Peters Drive

Editor Note: Tosh, you are a director of a pub investment company called PINT! Hahahaha, that's brilliant! Make sure you have a pint for me. The Fiestas have been brilliant sellers, and are brilliant cars. Great letter, CHEERS! - Ling

Customer Letter: 678 / 1528
Heather says...
CarThe personal service we received was excellent. Ling answered ALL my queries (and there were several) with wit and patience!! I strongly recommend her services and will be back again when my Nissan Qashqai lease runs out. Delivery was excellent, very prompt.

Heather McIntyre
6 Stonechat Close

Editor Note: Yes Heather, you had quite a few queries, I am always trying to answer this stuff up-front on my website, but there are many different questions! Glad I helped you out. Nissan Qashqais are the most successful cars this year, most are factory order so you have to wait a few weeks, but I hope you enjoy your new car. Thanks for the letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 380 / 1528
Karl says...
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Thank you for a great responsive service. In all it took three weeks from an initial enquiry to having my new Mercedes CLK delivered to my door - on the exact day you said it would be delivered. The delivering dealer was very polite and courteous and on-time. Excellent. I will recommend you to my colleagues"

Karl Hovarth
Flat 2 Chapel Apartment
Chapel Street

Editor Note: Karl, really glad you are pleased with your new CLK. I love going head-to-head with Mercedes dealers and winning car sales from them. Luckily, my tame dealer likes my flood of Mercedes orders and is happy to simply deliver in the very best way possible - Ling

Customer Letter: 118 / 1528
John says...

We are very happy with our VW Polo and very happy with your service. In fact, you have managed to restore our faith in the car leasing industry by delivering us the product we requested, in good time, with excellent communication. This, in our experience, would not be matched by larger companies.

We certainly would not hesitate to lease another car from you in the future and recommend you at every opportunity. Thank you Ling and all your hardworking staff! Also, the dealer was excellent, prompt and efficient. A pleasant hand-over.

John Booth
Oak County Property Management
5 Park Street
TF11 9BA

Editor Note: So glad I can restore your faith, John. Repeat...
Did you know I was Chinese Evangelist promoting chopstick pressure-point treatment in spare time? - Ling

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