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Customer Letter: 1515 / 1528
Robb says...
 Ling,

Thank you for your little video, that is a nice touch.

The car is superb, but sad to say that as expected my wife has purloined it already!!

On a more serious note, can I just say that the experience of renting a car from you has been exceptional. This is the third renting contract that I have had with you and your service and dedication to the customer has gone from strength to strength. Congratulations to you and your team. Your Lingo system is simply the best I have ever encountered.

I have never been into 'chatting' but the last few weeks has changed my perception of that as well.

Robb Jenkins
16 Denbigh Street
Henllan
Denbigh
LL16 5AR


Editor Note: Robb, well, thanks. Wow!

I am very close to having LINGO V2 launched which will be even better than this LINGO (this one is not perfect).

LINGO is certainly better than the previous email system, it allows me better speed and keeps everything transcribed. In many cases this has proved a Godsend, especially when a dealer messes up. If you can imagine, on my side I include all the dealer conversations too. So, if anything ever goes wrong, everyone has full details.

LINGO means I never miss a message and it is all very secure and I can be fast.

I won the BT NatWest Everywoman award Here in December for LINGO (given by Sarah Brown, PM wife - but not for long haha), I was so pleased. LINGO V2 will have tabs for different cars and be easier to use. I am hoping to be able to provide some white label service to different big companies to provide cars to customers, with generic LINGO powering it. Not everyone likes my own crazy branding :) Hahaha.

Glad you love the car, everyone is happy with these Mazdas. Thanks for giving the driver a lift back to the main road. :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1497 / 1528
Fraser says...
 It has been a pleasure dealing with Ling Cars. Ling's clever website is informative, packed with useful information and as a bonus, amusing.

I needed a little car to dap to and from work, the Citroen C2 I got is brilliant and virtually runs on air.

Ling Valentine may present herself as slightly "wacky" but this belies a very astute business woman (hatfuls of awards!). I would recommend Ling Cars without hesitation - check them out if you want a great deal.

Fraser Colquhoun
4 The Mill
Bromsash
Ross-on-wye
HR97PN


Editor Note: Fraser, you work for multinational computer giant Hewlett Packard, so you are used to underpowered, unremarkable machines :) so you will enjoy the Citroen C2, hahahaha! Heyyyy - JOKING! You were fun to deal with, very fast on my LINGO and we had a great time! You even uploaded a nice pic of yourself:
Fraser Colquhoun
With all that money you save on fuel, you can afford a new PC, now! And you can afford to get your teeth done! :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1441 / 1528
Andrew says...
 The best experience I have had in buying lease vehicles. You could not fault Ling's customer service. Updates, communication, follow ups, take note big boys!! Spend some time with Ling and her colleagues and learn!! SAAB 9-3 sourced quickly, no fuss! Documented, pain and delivered. Looking forward to renewal.

Andrew Fenton
Vale Of Glamorgan Travel Ltd
16 Cowbridge Road
Pontyclun
CF72 9ED


Editor Note: Hahahah, boyo! You were a super customer and I am pleased you found my service more than good. I try hard. I look forward to renewal, too! Thanks for letter Andrew! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1394 / 1528
Lee says...
 First class service from start to finish. Fantastic, you little Chinese wonder!

Excellent delivery of my new Mercedes CLC 1.8 K , polite, efficient delivery driver.

Lee ***
Address Withheld
Neath
SA10 ***


Editor Note: Ying tong tiddle I po! Hahahaha, that is the Chinese wonder song. Velly good, eh? You have new Mercedes to impress the girls now... what a shame you are Welsh :) Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1315 / 1528
Michael says...
NISSAN NOTEHi Ling! The whole experience dealing with you has been fun but importantly very efficient. I have already started recommending you to my unenlightened friends who still think they must own their cars. I especially like the 'Lingon' pages where I can trace all our communications in one page and the ongoing mileage check graph at the top to monitor contractual usage- really useful! Many thanks.

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Michael Gummery
33 Whitehouse Drive
Kingstone
Hereford
HR2 9ER


Editor Note: Yep, I have a new graph for customers; a fun and easy way to keep your mileage in check. I show your current example above - you are a bit above your contract mileage!! Hahahaha, the "Lingon" is my LINGO area, every customer loves that! No one else has such a thing. Great news that you were happy with my service and with the new Nissan Note! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1288 / 1528
Nathan says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOVery pleased with the whole experience. I found myself driving a brand-new Fiat Grande Punto just a few weeks after I first clicked onto the website. No hassle, excellent service. Excellent delivery, too. Prompt, polite, perfect.

Nathan Hartley
57 Marlborough Rd
Penylan
Cardiff
CF235BU


Editor Note: Wow, Nathan, don't hold back! It is like you were surprised to suddenly find yourself with a new car :) You did actually order it, hahaha! Thanks for the letter! Nice alliteration :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1252 / 1528
Andrew says...
 It was one of the worst snow blizzards ever, but the new black Honda Civic Type-R was delivered to my door as promised. Great service from your team, Ling, and great service from the delivery company. Not so keen on the Chicken Noodles, though. But, the Honda is superb to drive. Thanks again.

Andrew Talbot
Spring Cottage
Brilley
Whitney On Wye
HR3 6JP


Editor Note: Hehehe, all my customers get the chance to order a free lunch... you should see how many Captains of Industry order my FUKU noodles :) You are head of technical services for a leisure group, Andy, so I appreciate your comments. Always nice to have super-happy customers. Never mind the snow, you are such a wuss, hahahaha, - go drive it!!!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1222 / 1528
Clair says...
 WOW!

Ling is certainly on the ball!

The Renault Koleos was delivered on time and with no fuss. Ling ALWAYS kept us informed of exactly what was happening, and when. The speed and ease of the whole process was nothing more than fantastic - I can't rave about Ling enough. Good delivery, car arrived on the correct date but at 6.30pm.

Love the car, love Ling!

Clair Richards
57 Porth-y-waun
Gowerton
Swansea
SA4 3BJ


Editor Note: Clair, sounds good! Maybe part of the reason for the slightly late in the day delivery is because the delivery driver was English and didn't stand a chance with your address :) This is like being in China when you suddenly get a word in Cantonese and that is very similar to Welsh, hahaha. Totally incomprehensible :) However, you seem over the moon with everything else, and that's the main thing. Lovely to deal with you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1217 / 1528
Martin says...
 My second car from Ling - need not look elsewhere. Swift response and most effective. Great new innovation with "LINGO" system. Keep up the good work. Good delivery on my new Mazda 3, efficient, courteous, prompt.

Martin Holland
Cadwgan Inn
10 Market Street
Aberaeron
SA46 0AU


Editor Note: Hahahah, I can never pronounce the name of your pub Martin. Bloody Welsh ethnic name :) Still us minority people should stick together, eh? Gotta laugh. This Mazda replaces a Skoda Octavia you had a couple of years ago. Nice to see returning customers. Look forward to a free drink, I still have not called in to see you! Glad you like LINGO by the way, only customers see that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1165 / 1528
Kevin says...
CITROEN C5The journey from order date to delivery date for my new Citroen C5 was extremely smooth. I always felt safe with the process and the Lingo System kept me constantly up to date with all that was happening. Delivered on time.

Kevin French
21 Cilgerran Way
Grove Park
Blackwood
NP12 1GF


Editor Note: Kevin, as a managing director, I appreciate your comments. "Extremely Smooth" will do me :) That is what I want to hear. Have a great time in the C5, all my customers love those new-model cars. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1138 / 1528
Gwendoline says...
  I really enjoyed the whole process - Ling made it fun! Everything went smoothly and I was kept informed all the way. Cars were delivered on time, excellent.

Gwendoline Howell
H-2-H UK Ltd
Kingsley Howell
3 Bellstone
Shrewsbury
SY1 1HU


Editor Note: Gwendoline, you has 2 x Matizzes! Thanks so much, as a letting agent you need to keep costs to a minimum in the current climate and I hope the Matizzes do the job for you. You were a real hoot to deal with, you were right, we had fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1126 / 1528
Ceri says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing organised the deal sharply. No fuss. Spot on. I have to admit that Ling is a little scary but so what – she's good at what she does and even though I asked plenty of questions there has always an answer. So full marks. As to leasing another car the answer is a definite yes and I would heartily recommend anyone to use her 10/10. Excellent delivery, on time. No hassle, well done!

Ceri Lewis
Ceri Lewis & Associates Ltd
29 Dunraven Road
Sketty
Swansea
SA2 9LG


Editor Note: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hahahaha, so I am scary??? :) Well, sometimes I am busy so I go fast. And I don't shout at customers... too much! Anyway Chezby, you got your new Qashqai, and you gottit cheap! That's the main event. Have a great time posing around in it. I do not believe you were really scared, you are a Surveyor, bouncing around in your hard hat. I don't think you get scared :) BOOO! Ooooops! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1110 / 1528
Jonathan says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDealing with Ling for my new Audi A5 Coupe was great. You could never accuse her of not communicating with you - she gives constant updates of where things are - all very reassuring.

Jonathan Williams
11 Plymouth Road
Penarth
Cardiff
CF64 3DA


Editor Note: Well, as you are Operations Manager for Calsonic Kansei UK Ltd (sounds Japanese), then I am pleased you likes my processes :) Enjoy the fast Audi. Those are nice cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1064 / 1528
Ricky says...
RENAULT GRAND SCENICWhat can I say about Ling? - She's exactly as it says on the tin... no-nonsense, straight-forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with (oh, and cheaper than many others).

My Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. Will be back in 3-years, then! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.

Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale
Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN


Editor Note: Ricky, so pleased you are a happy bunny. Glad you like the Grand Scenic. Thanks for super-duper comments, especially as you are a Project Manager for the City and County of Swansea. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1060 / 1528
Anne says...
MAZDA MX-5It's true.

Ling is as nutty as a bag of M&M's. But – she is also hard working & 100% professional. Getting a lease car sounded a bit daunting, but it was quick, effortless and even fun. Hats off to Ling, I've not met many people with her refreshing approach to business. Took my money and made me smile! Oh, and the car is perfect and was delivered bang on time. A really happy customer. Excellent. Perfect service, delivery on time, and faultless.

Anne Perry
Llwyn Dwyfog
Llangybi
Pwllheli
LL53 6SR


Editor Note: Anne, what the hell of an address! I am amazed they found you to deliver your car! I really hope you enjoy the MX5. You are boss of an online business, so I give you a link: Flowerhour.co.uk. You supply wraps, tissue papers, bags and ribbons. I was really lovely to deal with you, thanks for the comments (even though you call me nutty, hehehe). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1030 / 1528
Alex says...
CarI found your service to be very helpful and fast, friendly and always available to sort any problem. I hope to use Ling in the future and wish your company much success. Who needs the faceless big company when friendly Ling is at the end of a email? Many many thanks. Good delivery of my new Grande Punto.

Alex Forrester
107 Jenner Road
Barry
CF62 7HS


Editor Note: Who is Barry? :) Super letter, it always makes me happy when customer is happy. Even Welsh customer. Have a lovely time buzzing around South Wales, Alex. I like "fast and friendly" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1009 / 1528
Ricky says...
CarWhat can I say about Ling???

She is exactly as it says on the tin; no nonsense straight forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with. (Oh, and she is cheaper than many others). My new Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. I will be back in 3-years time!! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.

Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale
Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN


Editor Note: Anyone with a "Y" on the end of their name is worth dealing with, and you are no exception, Ricky. Your Grand Scenic went directly to plan, so smooth. As you are Welsh ethnic, I will not try to impress with my Geordie. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 983 / 1528
Lynette says...
CarFast, efficient service. Would definitely recommend you to other people. Crazy website! Excellent chat service - knowledgeable staff. All excellent, including delivery!

Lynette Broom
address withheld
Ludlow
SY8 ***


Editor Note: Lynette, well, get the top down! Have a great time in your new Mini Cooper Convertible. Thanks so much for kind words, you were lovely to deal with :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 945 / 1528
Paul says...
CarLing, I am more than happy to provide some feedback - I can honestly say that the whole "Ling" experience has been an absolute joy - always quick, clear, efficient and often hilarious (a crazy lady!!). I will never "buy" another car again and will definitely be back in 3-years. Excellent service, my new Citroen C5 VTR+ was delivered bang on time.

Also, just to let you (and anyone else) know that the new shape C5 is superb - smooth, luxurious and economical (50mpg!). It looks amazing, too. Many thanks again for arranging it all, see you in 3-years.

Paul Hay
St Harmon
Rhayader
LD6 5LU


Editor Note: Well, it is like supplying that bloody Jeremy Clarkson! You do a Top Gear road-test for me, in the letter :) Hahahaha, yes, these cars are great, but i had a big fight with Citroen about the way the market it as unmistakEably German, especially as they mis-spell it (IMHO) in their advertising. A much better bet though, than the latest Laguna. Renault are ashamed of putting a 1.5 diesel engine in it, they hide that fact! So pleased that you are happy, my Citroen dealers do a very good job! I also have support from Citroen UK. A good company! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 934 / 1528
Jon says...
CarGreat service, pleasure to do business with you, Ling :). Excellent delivery, my new Nissan Qashqai was delivered on time!

Jon Owen
Whitewood Lane
Malpas
SY14 7DL


Editor Note: Jon, happy to see you happy, hehehe. Great car, great price, great delivery. What more do you want??? You are a wonderful customer. Enjoy the Quashqai. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 890 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarGreat service from Ling from start to finish, would definitely recommend to anyone.

My Vauxhall Corsa SRI is a superb car for the money I paid, it feels great to drive a really nice car and also to know you got a superb deal on it as well. Ling answered all of my initial queries very quickly and kept me informed every step of the way from placing the order to taking delivery of the car. Delivery was on time and the delivery driver took the time to show me around all of the features in the car and made sure I was happy with everything before he left.

Very glad to have found Ling's website when I was looking for a new car, I've received an excellent deal and will definitely be back in 2 years time when my current deal runs out. Thanks again Ling, you're a star.

Stephen Grove
1 Cwrt Hocys
Llansamlet
SA7 9WH


Editor Note: Yeah, you did get a great deal. This fast car was barely more than a 1.2 Club Corsa. Also, you are an accountant, so I know you will have worked out the costs pretty accurately. You live in one of those places I cannot say, though! Enjoy the Corsa, Stephen, thanks for the note! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 880 / 1528
Tony says...
CarTop service.
Ling does what she says 100% of the time.
No hidden extras, what you see is what you pay.
Fast efficient and friendly.
If it's in the post - it's in the post.
If you ring - speak to Ling!!
When the car was delivered it was dirty.

Tony Doggett
Ynys, Clynnog Road
Llandwrog
Caernarfon
LL54 5ED


Editor Note: Tony, great - apart from that last line. Hmmm, how come a car dealer can mess up on such a simple thing? All they need is a £1 car wash and the job would be perfect, eh? It must have been a bad day. Thanks for pointing that "dirty" out, I will kick them... and thanks for the letter. Having said that, it is a small thing and you have a V6 2.7 fully-loaded, big, fast, leather-seat car for just £184/month. No complaints about the price, then??? :))) Thanks for the letter! And you might consider getting an address I can pronounce - my God! That address is worse than bloody Chinese! hahaha - Ling



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Customer Letter: 754 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarDear Ling,

Apologies for not dropping you a line sooner, but the first month with our new Nissan Qashqai has gone so fast. Thanks for your help and offering such a blinding deal. You deserve the business for your fun attitude and prompt replies to queries. Do you always work at 8pm???

The car arrived on time, immaculate and by a very polite and cheerful driver. Well done, you! We will be back.

ps. The offer of a free lunch is still on, to beat your own free lunch offer - at our restaurant!

Stephen Lake
Renaissance Restaurant
29a Princess Street
Shrewsbury
SY1 1LW


Editor Note: Stephen, yes, like you I often work evenings :). I have given you hyperlink for the free lunch offer. There are 50,000 visitors to my webpage every month, so many of them will be very pleased at your "FREE" offer. Hahahaha! Now, you will be damn busy! Here is your Dec 2007 evening menu:

Roasted butternut squash soup - £ 4.95
Ham & tomato risotto with melted cheese - £ 5.25
Cold venison & sultana terrine with port vinaigrette - £ 5.75
Crumbed smoked haddock croquettes with chopped egg & winter salad - £ 5.50
Stilton & spinach soufflé cake with apple, onion & coriander salad - £ 5.25
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Roast turkey, herb stuffing, chipolata & bacon rolls & cranberry sauce - £ 12.95
Rib-eye steak with mushroom, parsley & Worcestershire cream sauce - £13.95
Loin medallion of pork with crackling & honey & lemon gravy - £ 12.95
Quenelles of salmon mousselline with dill cream sauce - £ 12.95
Aubergine, mozzarella & cashew nuts on blinis with tomato sauce - £ 11.95
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Traditional Christmas pudding with brandy custard or fresh cream - £ 4.95
Apple & cranberry tart with Chantilly cream - £ 4.95
Chocolate mousse torte - £ 4.95
Almond & raspberry Pavlova meringue - £ 4.95
Saffron & citrus poached pear with vanilla ice-cream - £ 4.95
or Cheese selection & biscuits - £ 5.75
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Coffee or tea - £ 2.00
All dishes are home-made using only fresh, quality ingredients & main courses are served with carefully prepared vegetables.


Yum Yum!

Here is mine:

Out of date FUKU fast noodles, chopsticks - £ FREE!
Chinese Nescafe or tea - £ FREE!
Dodgy marshmallow or dry plum - £ FREE!


No competition, eh? Sorry about that! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 720 / 1528
Roy says...
CarWe went to at least 10 other lease-hire providers and told them all to try and match Ling's price. The closest alternative would have cost us over £1000 more over the hire period. Ling's website is funny but her prices are seriously good. Excellent delivery, clear, concise and honest.

Roy Blackburn
Blackburn Griffiths Ltd
8 Deryn Court
Wharfedale
Cardiff
CF23 7NB


Editor Note: Well, here is another professional company, Blackburn Griffiths Ltd is a consulting civil engineering company in Cardiff... so Roy, I take your letter very seriously. Thanks for the comments. I really do my best and am so pleased to get a letter like this. Thanks. I will say the reason the Merc was cheaper than everyone else is that I treat it like a can of beans. I don't add crazy premium for a badge or a name. It makes no difference to me if you have a Fiesta, a Range Rover or a Merc... I simply treat you the same and don't try to make a massive profit. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 705 / 1528
Darren says...
CarGreat, easy to use and straightforward website. Fabulous communication which made the whole process pain free. Will definitely use Ling again and I have already recommended to colleagues and friends.

Darren Collett
High Orchard
Pencombe
HR7 4RS


Editor Note: Darren, you are so sweet :) You are still missing your aerial for the Nissan Qashqai, but yet you write such a lovely letter. I am sorting out your aerial. - Ling



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Wah! Britain's Andy Lapthorne wins male gender human bleing's fourth Australian Open quad wheelchair doubles title, lah, partnering American David Wagner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! Andy Murray comes storming back after poor start to beat Tomas Berdych and reach male gender human bleing's fourth Australian Open final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! MPs hear evidence on broadband in rural areas and Charity Commission. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! The Watford fan taking helm at McDonald's - news replorted 12:22



Wah! Watch moment Britain's Andy Murray beats Tomas Berdych to reach final of Australian Open. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:21



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:17



Wah! Tom Stoppard's new play Hard Problem, lah, which poses big questions about nature of consciousness, lah, opens at National Theatre to mixed reviews. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:12



Wah! Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler is arrested in United States after bar fight, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:07



Wah! Will Cornick, lah, who murdered Leeds teacher Ann Maguire, lah, loses male gender human bleing's appeal against male gender human bleing's 20-year minimum jail sentence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! One man is killed and two others hurtee-hurtee on set of Martin Scorsese's latest film set in Taiwan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! Panama's Supreme Court says it will investigate former President Ricardo Martinelli over allegations of corruption during male gender human bleing's clock time result in office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:46



Wah! Qantas becomes first airline to offer passengers in-flight entertainment via virtual reality headset. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! The Legend Returns: Plugleot 208 GTi 30th This weekend represents return of two sporting ‘Legends’ in match of timing coincidence. What the hell I mean??!! Much will be made of Fran - news replorted 11:36



Wah! A grieving mother starts petition after bloody woman is told to remove all decorations from grave of flemale human person's daughter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Tiff Needell Television star and ex-Formula 1 racer Tiff Needell is latest big name to be added to velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood 73rd Members’ Mee - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Italy's political leaders try to agree on candidates as parliament prepares to vote for new president to replace Giorgio Napolitano. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:29



Wah! Toulon's bloody Engrish flanker Steffon Armitage and team-mate Xavier Chiocci questioned by French old bill bobbys over alleged assault. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:27



Wah! SsangYong Korando Sports Pick-up with 1 tonne payload With increased payload of 1,050kg, lah, Korando Sports one tonne pick-up is now most practical, lah, comprehensively eq - news replorted 11:08



Wah! old bill bobbys in Ivory Coast set up special unit to investigate series of suspected ritual killings of children in recent weeks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:55



Wah! An eight-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy from Pembrokeshire died of scurvy, lah, coroner says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Malaysia officially declares disappearance of plane in Indian Ocean in monthly number-three 2014 accident, lah, and says all 239 human bliengs on board presumed dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:51



Wah! A postman from Cardiff has been suspended from male gender human bleing's job, lah, following male gender human bleing's arrest on suspicion of terrorism offence, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:40



Wah! Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg criticises David Cameron's "ludicrous" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) tactics over proposed televised election debates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Volkswagen Golf GTD Estate Since 1982 Volkswagen's GTD logo has stood for Gran Turismo Diesel, lah, with its promise of sporty yet economical motoring. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Yamaha Introduce BS Batteries Yamaha is bloody velly please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce that it has added cost effective range of BS Batteries to its Genuine Yamaha Part - news replorted 10:31



Wah! Israel says it has received message from Lebanese militant group Hezbollah indicating it opposes military escalation after lethal border clashes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:27



Wah! The extradition of British terror suspect Haroon Aswat to United States was lawful, lah, European Court of Human Rights judges rule. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:24



Wah! House price inflation is continuing to slow, lah, according to latest results from two leading surveys. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! 'ANIMAL MASKS' Animal masks, lah, power-generating sculpture, lah, mood-reflecting light and range of clothes and accessories that express - news replorted 10:21



Wah! The Loch Ness Monster is to take centre stage in new RMB Yuan #2m advertising campaign aimed at promoting Loch Ness area to Bloody foreign visitors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:20



Wah! Western women drawn to join Islamic State militants often young converts, lah, with limited knowledge of Islamic teachings and paradoxical love of Western culture. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:16



Wah! South Sudan's President Salva Kiir is rushed to hospital in Ethiopia's capital, lah, Addis Ababa, lah, after becoming ill, lah, official tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 10:14



Wah! TDI-Tuning favoured by owners of cars from Wlokswaglon Group bloody annoying Blitish tuning technology expert TDI-Tuning notes high number of owners of cars from Wlokswaglon Group among its custome - news replorted 10:12



Wah! TomTom London (capital of Great England) ped map iPad TomTom today announces map updates around globe, lah, increasing coverage and improving features for all business custome - news replorted 10:10



Wah! The Chief Executive of Highways Agency (HA), lah, Graham Dalton, lah, announced today (29 first number-one-month 2015) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! that bloody man is leaving male gender human bleing's - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Suzuki's new V-Strom 650XT Suzluko has announced expansion to 50/50 finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan campaign currently running on V-Strom 1000 Adventure machine, lah, - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Australian author Colleen McCullough, lah, best known for flemale human person's novel Thorn Birds, lah, dies aged 77. - news replorted 09:57



Wah! According to organisers of CV Show 2015, lah, there will be more tankers and trailers on display than having been seen sinc - news replorted 09:57



Wah! The Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is warning that despite 50 years of seat belt laws, lah, far too many drivers and p - news replorted 09:51



Wah! BVRLA and Hill Dickinson partnering to undertake comprehensive analysis of insurlince claim (always claiming, huh?) fraud within self- - news replorted 09:48



Wah! The Great Satan has been measles-free for 15 years but there has been new outbreak, lah, which started at Disneyland in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:44



Wah! The number of state secondary schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs considered to be underperforming more than doubles in year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Snow across parts of northern Province of Engrish running-dogs brings hazardous driving conditions and causes dozens of schools to close. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Former Glasgow Govan Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Mohammad Sarwar who became governor of Punjab in 2013 has resigned from post. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:03



Wah! More details emerge from AirAsia Flight QZ8501 flight recorder, lah, including evidence French co-pilot was controlling plane before it crashed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Star Wars fan Craig Stevens has sold male gender human bleing's Star Wars collection at auction, lah, including rare Boba Fett figure which sold for RMB Yuan #18,000 - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Hundreds of protesters gather outside meeting where controversial plans to close five schools in Pembrokeshire being discussed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Listening to icebergs could help to assess extent of glacier melt, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:55



Wah! Belief in reality of climate change has risen among British public, lah, partly because of 2013 winter floods, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:52



Wah! Shiro Nakamura honoured at International Automobile Festival Nissling Motor Co. Ai-yaa!!! Ltd's Senior Vice President for Design and Chief Creative Officer Shiro Nakamura was declared winne - news replorted 08:47



Wah! Satellite images indicate North Korea may be trying to restart nuclear reactor used to produce fuel for atomic weapons, lah, Great Satan think tank says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:31



Wah! Broadcasting watchdog Ofcom says human bliengs relying on subtitles to watch live TV shows having "inferior" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) experience. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! A man is arrested after old bill bobbys launch murder investigation following discovery of man's body in Botanic Avenue in Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:54



Wah! Real Madrid to getting David De Gea on free, lah, Liverpool eye Ruben Neves, lah, West Ham target Swansea's Gomez, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! Falling oil prices forcing Royal Dutch Shell to cut back investment by some $15bn over next three years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! A search for trawler missing off Kent coast, lah, with four human bliengs on board, lah, is suspended. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Several cars crushed but no-one is hurt when tree in Southampton is brought down in high winds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! Political uncertainty and withdrawal of western troops having left Afghanistan's economy struggling severely. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Astra Zeneca announces research programme to develop generation of medicines to treat genetic causes of many debilitating diseases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Parents will find out how their children's schools performing when results of new colour-coded ratings system revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! Pakistan fast bowler Mohammad Amir can return to domestic damn crazy Engrish baseball game in male gender human bleing's home country following review of male gender human bleing's five-year ban. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:46



Wah! It is 'best clock time result ever in Wales' for inventing new medicines and healthcare equipment, lah, according to one of life science industry's leading figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:41



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns more than 100 orthopaedic operations at Belfast's Musgrave Park Hospital having been cancelled partly because its beds having been used to cater for overflow of fracture patients. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! Serena Williams faces Maria Sharapova in Australian Open final after pair won their semi-finals in straight sets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:15



Wah! Alex's Adamou's mother Andriani is 61 years old and has dementia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:11



Wah! There no plans for any insurlince products to help human bliengs plan ahead for their care needs in old age, lah, leading firms tell BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Scientists tracking Ebola outbreak in Guinea say virus has mutated and they investigating if it could become more contagious. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:55



Wah! EU Bloody foreign dodgy ministers due to meet in Brussels to discuss imposing further sanctions on Russia amid upsurge in fighting in Ukraine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:16



Wah! Nintendo's operating profit grew nearly 50% in last quarter but it was not enough to keep game-maker from slashing its full year target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:53



Wah! A former nuclear scientist in Great Satan is jailed for five years for trying to pass nuclear bomb-making secrets to Venezuela. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! MPs will express their dissatisfaction with progress of official inquiry into Iraq War, lah, in Commons debate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:18



Wah! Could companies welcome delays in bloody annoying Blitish fracking? - news replorted 02:45



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation editor Jawad Iqbal - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Four months after inauguration of new president, lah, Afghanistan is still without government and could face zero growth in 2015. - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Apps let parents spy on their kids - news replorted 02:19



Wah! The triumph of Syriza in Greece could lead to renewed tensions - and widespread political change - across Europe, lah, says Mark Mardell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! The new banks you tellibly lovely custlingmer cannot speak to - news replorted 02:02



Wah! Meet Rae Morris, lah, pop star who wantinged to be waitress - news replorted 01:54



Wah! Will UK's iconic gas holders be missed? - news replorted 01:46



Wah! New app gives blind human bliengs help to see - news replorted 01:45



Wah! The art of 'maskirovka' - how Russia keeps enemies guessing - news replorted 01:39



Wah! Is China bringing Tibetan Buddhism in from cold? - news replorted 01:35



Wah! West Ham midfielder Ravel Morrison arrives in Italy for talks over pre-contract agreement with Serie side Lazio. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! The Department for International Development has been accused of "unacceptably poor" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) oversight of UK-funded development agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Japan says it is investigating purported new voice recording of hostage Kenji Goto, lah, who is being held by Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:20



Wah! South Korean tech giant Samsung Electronics reported its first annual earnings decline in three years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! The number of women being sent to prison should be halved, lah, says Justice dodgy minister Simon Hughes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Scores of Province of Engrish running-dogs's top private schools expecting to be at bottom of secondary school league tables, lah, following confusion over IGCSEs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Nearly 2,500 women in bloody annoying Blitish would benefit from fertility technique to make babies from three people, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Sydney cafe siege hostage Katrina Dawson was killed by ricocheting old bill bobbys bullets, lah, inquest confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Satisfaction with NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) has "risen significantly", lah, according to analysis of influential British Social Attitudes survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Fifteen medical organisations having jointly called for radical action to improve levels of physical activity in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! A "Home Rule Bill for ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) would be introduced within first 100 days of Labour government, lah, according to party's leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! A range of new tech ideas for UK's old bill bobbys forces, lah, including facial recognition, lah, has been demonstrated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! London's Natural History Museum is re-modelling its entrance, lah, moving out famous Diplodocus skeleton and moving in bones of blue whale. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Top Argentine prosecutor Alberto Nisman, lah, who died in unexplained circumstances, lah, borrowed gun because bloody man feared for male gender human bleing's security, lah, colleague says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Real Madrid set to rename Bernabeu as part of sponsorship deal with UAE-based petroleum investment company. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:02



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