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Customer Letter: 1515 / 1529
Robb says...
 Ling,

Thank you for your little video, that is a nice touch.

The car is superb, but sad to say that as expected my wife has purloined it already!!

On a more serious note, can I just say that the experience of renting a car from you has been exceptional. This is the third renting contract that I have had with you and your service and dedication to the customer has gone from strength to strength. Congratulations to you and your team. Your Lingo system is simply the best I have ever encountered.

I have never been into 'chatting' but the last few weeks has changed my perception of that as well.

Robb Jenkins
16 Denbigh Street
Henllan
Denbigh
LL16 5AR


Editor Note: Robb, well, thanks. Wow!

I am very close to having LINGO V2 launched which will be even better than this LINGO (this one is not perfect).

LINGO is certainly better than the previous email system, it allows me better speed and keeps everything transcribed. In many cases this has proved a Godsend, especially when a dealer messes up. If you can imagine, on my side I include all the dealer conversations too. So, if anything ever goes wrong, everyone has full details.

LINGO means I never miss a message and it is all very secure and I can be fast.

I won the BT NatWest Everywoman award Here in December for LINGO (given by Sarah Brown, PM wife - but not for long haha), I was so pleased. LINGO V2 will have tabs for different cars and be easier to use. I am hoping to be able to provide some white label service to different big companies to provide cars to customers, with generic LINGO powering it. Not everyone likes my own crazy branding :) Hahaha.

Glad you love the car, everyone is happy with these Mazdas. Thanks for giving the driver a lift back to the main road. :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1497 / 1529
Fraser says...
 It has been a pleasure dealing with Ling Cars. Ling's clever website is informative, packed with useful information and as a bonus, amusing.

I needed a little car to dap to and from work, the Citroen C2 I got is brilliant and virtually runs on air.

Ling Valentine may present herself as slightly "wacky" but this belies a very astute business woman (hatfuls of awards!). I would recommend Ling Cars without hesitation - check them out if you want a great deal.

Fraser Colquhoun
4 The Mill
Bromsash
Ross-on-wye
HR97PN


Editor Note: Fraser, you work for multinational computer giant Hewlett Packard, so you are used to underpowered, unremarkable machines :) so you will enjoy the Citroen C2, hahahaha! Heyyyy - JOKING! You were fun to deal with, very fast on my LINGO and we had a great time! You even uploaded a nice pic of yourself:
Fraser Colquhoun
With all that money you save on fuel, you can afford a new PC, now! And you can afford to get your teeth done! :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1441 / 1529
Andrew says...
 The best experience I have had in buying lease vehicles. You could not fault Ling's customer service. Updates, communication, follow ups, take note big boys!! Spend some time with Ling and her colleagues and learn!! SAAB 9-3 sourced quickly, no fuss! Documented, pain and delivered. Looking forward to renewal.

Andrew Fenton
Vale Of Glamorgan Travel Ltd
16 Cowbridge Road
Pontyclun
CF72 9ED


Editor Note: Hahahah, boyo! You were a super customer and I am pleased you found my service more than good. I try hard. I look forward to renewal, too! Thanks for letter Andrew! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1394 / 1529
Lee says...
 First class service from start to finish. Fantastic, you little Chinese wonder!

Excellent delivery of my new Mercedes CLC 1.8 K , polite, efficient delivery driver.

Lee ***
Address Withheld
Neath
SA10 ***


Editor Note: Ying tong tiddle I po! Hahahaha, that is the Chinese wonder song. Velly good, eh? You have new Mercedes to impress the girls now... what a shame you are Welsh :) Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1315 / 1529
Michael says...
NISSAN NOTEHi Ling! The whole experience dealing with you has been fun but importantly very efficient. I have already started recommending you to my unenlightened friends who still think they must own their cars. I especially like the 'Lingon' pages where I can trace all our communications in one page and the ongoing mileage check graph at the top to monitor contractual usage- really useful! Many thanks.

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Michael Gummery
33 Whitehouse Drive
Kingstone
Hereford
HR2 9ER


Editor Note: Yep, I have a new graph for customers; a fun and easy way to keep your mileage in check. I show your current example above - you are a bit above your contract mileage!! Hahahaha, the "Lingon" is my LINGO area, every customer loves that! No one else has such a thing. Great news that you were happy with my service and with the new Nissan Note! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1288 / 1529
Nathan says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOVery pleased with the whole experience. I found myself driving a brand-new Fiat Grande Punto just a few weeks after I first clicked onto the website. No hassle, excellent service. Excellent delivery, too. Prompt, polite, perfect.

Nathan Hartley
57 Marlborough Rd
Penylan
Cardiff
CF235BU


Editor Note: Wow, Nathan, don't hold back! It is like you were surprised to suddenly find yourself with a new car :) You did actually order it, hahaha! Thanks for the letter! Nice alliteration :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1252 / 1529
Andrew says...
 It was one of the worst snow blizzards ever, but the new black Honda Civic Type-R was delivered to my door as promised. Great service from your team, Ling, and great service from the delivery company. Not so keen on the Chicken Noodles, though. But, the Honda is superb to drive. Thanks again.

Andrew Talbot
Spring Cottage
Brilley
Whitney On Wye
HR3 6JP


Editor Note: Hehehe, all my customers get the chance to order a free lunch... you should see how many Captains of Industry order my FUKU noodles :) You are head of technical services for a leisure group, Andy, so I appreciate your comments. Always nice to have super-happy customers. Never mind the snow, you are such a wuss, hahahaha, - go drive it!!!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1222 / 1529
Clair says...
 WOW!

Ling is certainly on the ball!

The Renault Koleos was delivered on time and with no fuss. Ling ALWAYS kept us informed of exactly what was happening, and when. The speed and ease of the whole process was nothing more than fantastic - I can't rave about Ling enough. Good delivery, car arrived on the correct date but at 6.30pm.

Love the car, love Ling!

Clair Richards
57 Porth-y-waun
Gowerton
Swansea
SA4 3BJ


Editor Note: Clair, sounds good! Maybe part of the reason for the slightly late in the day delivery is because the delivery driver was English and didn't stand a chance with your address :) This is like being in China when you suddenly get a word in Cantonese and that is very similar to Welsh, hahaha. Totally incomprehensible :) However, you seem over the moon with everything else, and that's the main thing. Lovely to deal with you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1217 / 1529
Martin says...
 My second car from Ling - need not look elsewhere. Swift response and most effective. Great new innovation with "LINGO" system. Keep up the good work. Good delivery on my new Mazda 3, efficient, courteous, prompt.

Martin Holland
Cadwgan Inn
10 Market Street
Aberaeron
SA46 0AU


Editor Note: Hahahah, I can never pronounce the name of your pub Martin. Bloody Welsh ethnic name :) Still us minority people should stick together, eh? Gotta laugh. This Mazda replaces a Skoda Octavia you had a couple of years ago. Nice to see returning customers. Look forward to a free drink, I still have not called in to see you! Glad you like LINGO by the way, only customers see that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1165 / 1529
Kevin says...
CITROEN C5The journey from order date to delivery date for my new Citroen C5 was extremely smooth. I always felt safe with the process and the Lingo System kept me constantly up to date with all that was happening. Delivered on time.

Kevin French
21 Cilgerran Way
Grove Park
Blackwood
NP12 1GF


Editor Note: Kevin, as a managing director, I appreciate your comments. "Extremely Smooth" will do me :) That is what I want to hear. Have a great time in the C5, all my customers love those new-model cars. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1138 / 1529
Gwendoline says...
  I really enjoyed the whole process - Ling made it fun! Everything went smoothly and I was kept informed all the way. Cars were delivered on time, excellent.

Gwendoline Howell
H-2-H UK Ltd
Kingsley Howell
3 Bellstone
Shrewsbury
SY1 1HU


Editor Note: Gwendoline, you has 2 x Matizzes! Thanks so much, as a letting agent you need to keep costs to a minimum in the current climate and I hope the Matizzes do the job for you. You were a real hoot to deal with, you were right, we had fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1126 / 1529
Ceri says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing organised the deal sharply. No fuss. Spot on. I have to admit that Ling is a little scary but so what – she's good at what she does and even though I asked plenty of questions there has always an answer. So full marks. As to leasing another car the answer is a definite yes and I would heartily recommend anyone to use her 10/10. Excellent delivery, on time. No hassle, well done!

Ceri Lewis
Ceri Lewis & Associates Ltd
29 Dunraven Road
Sketty
Swansea
SA2 9LG


Editor Note: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hahahaha, so I am scary??? :) Well, sometimes I am busy so I go fast. And I don't shout at customers... too much! Anyway Chezby, you got your new Qashqai, and you gottit cheap! That's the main event. Have a great time posing around in it. I do not believe you were really scared, you are a Surveyor, bouncing around in your hard hat. I don't think you get scared :) BOOO! Ooooops! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1110 / 1529
Jonathan says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDealing with Ling for my new Audi A5 Coupe was great. You could never accuse her of not communicating with you - she gives constant updates of where things are - all very reassuring.

Jonathan Williams
11 Plymouth Road
Penarth
Cardiff
CF64 3DA


Editor Note: Well, as you are Operations Manager for Calsonic Kansei UK Ltd (sounds Japanese), then I am pleased you likes my processes :) Enjoy the fast Audi. Those are nice cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1064 / 1529
Ricky says...
RENAULT GRAND SCENICWhat can I say about Ling? - She's exactly as it says on the tin... no-nonsense, straight-forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with (oh, and cheaper than many others).

My Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. Will be back in 3-years, then! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.

Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale
Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN


Editor Note: Ricky, so pleased you are a happy bunny. Glad you like the Grand Scenic. Thanks for super-duper comments, especially as you are a Project Manager for the City and County of Swansea. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1060 / 1529
Anne says...
MAZDA MX-5It's true.

Ling is as nutty as a bag of M&M's. But – she is also hard working & 100% professional. Getting a lease car sounded a bit daunting, but it was quick, effortless and even fun. Hats off to Ling, I've not met many people with her refreshing approach to business. Took my money and made me smile! Oh, and the car is perfect and was delivered bang on time. A really happy customer. Excellent. Perfect service, delivery on time, and faultless.

Anne Perry
Llwyn Dwyfog
Llangybi
Pwllheli
LL53 6SR


Editor Note: Anne, what the hell of an address! I am amazed they found you to deliver your car! I really hope you enjoy the MX5. You are boss of an online business, so I give you a link: Flowerhour.co.uk. You supply wraps, tissue papers, bags and ribbons. I was really lovely to deal with you, thanks for the comments (even though you call me nutty, hehehe). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1030 / 1529
Alex says...
CarI found your service to be very helpful and fast, friendly and always available to sort any problem. I hope to use Ling in the future and wish your company much success. Who needs the faceless big company when friendly Ling is at the end of a email? Many many thanks. Good delivery of my new Grande Punto.

Alex Forrester
107 Jenner Road
Barry
CF62 7HS


Editor Note: Who is Barry? :) Super letter, it always makes me happy when customer is happy. Even Welsh customer. Have a lovely time buzzing around South Wales, Alex. I like "fast and friendly" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1009 / 1529
Ricky says...
CarWhat can I say about Ling???

She is exactly as it says on the tin; no nonsense straight forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with. (Oh, and she is cheaper than many others). My new Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. I will be back in 3-years time!! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.

Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale
Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN


Editor Note: Anyone with a "Y" on the end of their name is worth dealing with, and you are no exception, Ricky. Your Grand Scenic went directly to plan, so smooth. As you are Welsh ethnic, I will not try to impress with my Geordie. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 983 / 1529
Lynette says...
CarFast, efficient service. Would definitely recommend you to other people. Crazy website! Excellent chat service - knowledgeable staff. All excellent, including delivery!

Lynette Broom
address withheld
Ludlow
SY8 ***


Editor Note: Lynette, well, get the top down! Have a great time in your new Mini Cooper Convertible. Thanks so much for kind words, you were lovely to deal with :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 945 / 1529
Paul says...
CarLing, I am more than happy to provide some feedback - I can honestly say that the whole "Ling" experience has been an absolute joy - always quick, clear, efficient and often hilarious (a crazy lady!!). I will never "buy" another car again and will definitely be back in 3-years. Excellent service, my new Citroen C5 VTR+ was delivered bang on time.

Also, just to let you (and anyone else) know that the new shape C5 is superb - smooth, luxurious and economical (50mpg!). It looks amazing, too. Many thanks again for arranging it all, see you in 3-years.

Paul Hay
St Harmon
Rhayader
LD6 5LU


Editor Note: Well, it is like supplying that bloody Jeremy Clarkson! You do a Top Gear road-test for me, in the letter :) Hahahaha, yes, these cars are great, but i had a big fight with Citroen about the way the market it as unmistakEably German, especially as they mis-spell it (IMHO) in their advertising. A much better bet though, than the latest Laguna. Renault are ashamed of putting a 1.5 diesel engine in it, they hide that fact! So pleased that you are happy, my Citroen dealers do a very good job! I also have support from Citroen UK. A good company! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 934 / 1529
Jon says...
CarGreat service, pleasure to do business with you, Ling :). Excellent delivery, my new Nissan Qashqai was delivered on time!

Jon Owen
Whitewood Lane
Malpas
SY14 7DL


Editor Note: Jon, happy to see you happy, hehehe. Great car, great price, great delivery. What more do you want??? You are a wonderful customer. Enjoy the Quashqai. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 890 / 1529
Stephen says...
CarGreat service from Ling from start to finish, would definitely recommend to anyone.

My Vauxhall Corsa SRI is a superb car for the money I paid, it feels great to drive a really nice car and also to know you got a superb deal on it as well. Ling answered all of my initial queries very quickly and kept me informed every step of the way from placing the order to taking delivery of the car. Delivery was on time and the delivery driver took the time to show me around all of the features in the car and made sure I was happy with everything before he left.

Very glad to have found Ling's website when I was looking for a new car, I've received an excellent deal and will definitely be back in 2 years time when my current deal runs out. Thanks again Ling, you're a star.

Stephen Grove
1 Cwrt Hocys
Llansamlet
SA7 9WH


Editor Note: Yeah, you did get a great deal. This fast car was barely more than a 1.2 Club Corsa. Also, you are an accountant, so I know you will have worked out the costs pretty accurately. You live in one of those places I cannot say, though! Enjoy the Corsa, Stephen, thanks for the note! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 880 / 1529
Tony says...
CarTop service.
Ling does what she says 100% of the time.
No hidden extras, what you see is what you pay.
Fast efficient and friendly.
If it's in the post - it's in the post.
If you ring - speak to Ling!!
When the car was delivered it was dirty.

Tony Doggett
Ynys, Clynnog Road
Llandwrog
Caernarfon
LL54 5ED


Editor Note: Tony, great - apart from that last line. Hmmm, how come a car dealer can mess up on such a simple thing? All they need is a £1 car wash and the job would be perfect, eh? It must have been a bad day. Thanks for pointing that "dirty" out, I will kick them... and thanks for the letter. Having said that, it is a small thing and you have a V6 2.7 fully-loaded, big, fast, leather-seat car for just £184/month. No complaints about the price, then??? :))) Thanks for the letter! And you might consider getting an address I can pronounce - my God! That address is worse than bloody Chinese! hahaha - Ling



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Customer Letter: 754 / 1529
Stephen says...
CarDear Ling,

Apologies for not dropping you a line sooner, but the first month with our new Nissan Qashqai has gone so fast. Thanks for your help and offering such a blinding deal. You deserve the business for your fun attitude and prompt replies to queries. Do you always work at 8pm???

The car arrived on time, immaculate and by a very polite and cheerful driver. Well done, you! We will be back.

ps. The offer of a free lunch is still on, to beat your own free lunch offer - at our restaurant!

Stephen Lake
Renaissance Restaurant
29a Princess Street
Shrewsbury
SY1 1LW


Editor Note: Stephen, yes, like you I often work evenings :). I have given you hyperlink for the free lunch offer. There are 50,000 visitors to my webpage every month, so many of them will be very pleased at your "FREE" offer. Hahahaha! Now, you will be damn busy! Here is your Dec 2007 evening menu:

Roasted butternut squash soup - £ 4.95
Ham & tomato risotto with melted cheese - £ 5.25
Cold venison & sultana terrine with port vinaigrette - £ 5.75
Crumbed smoked haddock croquettes with chopped egg & winter salad - £ 5.50
Stilton & spinach soufflé cake with apple, onion & coriander salad - £ 5.25
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Roast turkey, herb stuffing, chipolata & bacon rolls & cranberry sauce - £ 12.95
Rib-eye steak with mushroom, parsley & Worcestershire cream sauce - £13.95
Loin medallion of pork with crackling & honey & lemon gravy - £ 12.95
Quenelles of salmon mousselline with dill cream sauce - £ 12.95
Aubergine, mozzarella & cashew nuts on blinis with tomato sauce - £ 11.95
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Traditional Christmas pudding with brandy custard or fresh cream - £ 4.95
Apple & cranberry tart with Chantilly cream - £ 4.95
Chocolate mousse torte - £ 4.95
Almond & raspberry Pavlova meringue - £ 4.95
Saffron & citrus poached pear with vanilla ice-cream - £ 4.95
or Cheese selection & biscuits - £ 5.75
*
Coffee or tea - £ 2.00
All dishes are home-made using only fresh, quality ingredients & main courses are served with carefully prepared vegetables.


Yum Yum!

Here is mine:

Out of date FUKU fast noodles, chopsticks - £ FREE!
Chinese Nescafe or tea - £ FREE!
Dodgy marshmallow or dry plum - £ FREE!


No competition, eh? Sorry about that! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 720 / 1529
Roy says...
CarWe went to at least 10 other lease-hire providers and told them all to try and match Ling's price. The closest alternative would have cost us over £1000 more over the hire period. Ling's website is funny but her prices are seriously good. Excellent delivery, clear, concise and honest.

Roy Blackburn
Blackburn Griffiths Ltd
8 Deryn Court
Wharfedale
Cardiff
CF23 7NB


Editor Note: Well, here is another professional company, Blackburn Griffiths Ltd is a consulting civil engineering company in Cardiff... so Roy, I take your letter very seriously. Thanks for the comments. I really do my best and am so pleased to get a letter like this. Thanks. I will say the reason the Merc was cheaper than everyone else is that I treat it like a can of beans. I don't add crazy premium for a badge or a name. It makes no difference to me if you have a Fiesta, a Range Rover or a Merc... I simply treat you the same and don't try to make a massive profit. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 705 / 1529
Darren says...
CarGreat, easy to use and straightforward website. Fabulous communication which made the whole process pain free. Will definitely use Ling again and I have already recommended to colleagues and friends.

Darren Collett
High Orchard
Pencombe
HR7 4RS


Editor Note: Darren, you are so sweet :) You are still missing your aerial for the Nissan Qashqai, but yet you write such a lovely letter. I am sorting out your aerial. - Ling



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Wah! Arrest warrant sought for captain of South Korea ferry that capsized killing 28 - with 268 still missing - news replorted 11:44



Wah! Labour's Douglas Alexander discusses appointment of David Axelrod, lah, Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama's chief election strategist, lah, to advise party on its 2015 election campaign. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:42



Wah! An Islamic seminary for women in Pakistan's capital renames its library after Osama Bin Laden, lah, slain al-Qaeda leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating two sexual assaults in St Andrews release CCTV image of man they wanting to question. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:32



Wah! The International Criminal Court (ICC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Hague summons reluctant witnesses to testify at trial of Kenya's Vice-President William Ruto. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! Almost fifth of China's soil is contaminated, lah, official study released by government has shown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Peaches Geldof's funeral is to be held on Easter Monday at church where bloody woman was married and flemale human person's mother's funeral held, lah, flemale human person's family says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! What exactly is 'good boiled chicken-feet' about velly damn good boiled chicken-feet Friday? - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Crystal Palace boss Tony Pulis is willing to discuss Cardiff's claim (always claiming, huh?) over team-sheet leaking with Premier League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! The CBI registers with Electoral Commission as backer of campaign against Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:41



Wah! A senior cardiologist, lah, who exposed concerns about patient safety at Walsgrave Hospital in Coventry, lah, has won unfair dismissal case. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! The United States is to release frozen Iranian funds, lah, saying Tehran has kept commitments made under interim deal over its nuclear programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:30



Wah! Tests taken by Bloody foreign doctors who wanting to work in NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) should be made harder to pass to bring them in line with bloody annoying Blitish standards, lah, study says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:08



Wah! A motorcyclist dies after being involved in collision with parked vehicling driving car machine in Neath and woman is seriously hurt after crash in Swansea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Presidents and fellow writers pay tribute to Nobel prize-winning Colombian author Gabriel Garcia Marquez ,who has died in Mexico aged 87. - news replorted 09:43



Wah! The independent unionist Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Assembly member David McClarty has died after illness. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:40



Wah! The BBC's Ben Bland gives some tips for travelling during long weekend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:32



Wah! The BBC's Will Grant reports from Mexico where readers celebrate work of author Gabriel Garcia Marquez, lah, who lived in country for 40 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:25



Wah! British Paralympic champion Danielle "Dear Leader" Brown fears athletes with 'invisible' disabilities will suffer after rule changes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Mazda is “Official vehicling driving car machine Partner” of Manchester Golf Show, lah, taking place from 25-27 April, lah, 2014 at EventCity, lah, - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Former politician Ann Widdecombe has defended women Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters participating during Prime dodgy minister's Questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:57



Wah! Pro-Russian separatists in eastern Ukraine refuse to leave official buildings, lah, just hours after international deal was reached to defuse crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:49



Wah! Lewis Hamilton heads Ferrari's Fernando Alonso as Merceding-Blend driver sets pace in Friday practice at Super-Duper-Chinese-State Grand Prix. - news replorted 08:39



Wah! A 4x4 vehicling driving car machine is destroyed in petrol bomb attack in County Antrim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! Holidaymakers urged to take care over holiday weekend, lah, as velly damn good boiled chicken-feet weather is expected to attract crowds to resorts and attractions in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:21



Wah! An 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, British man has died in Syria, lah, Bloody foreign Office confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:17



Wah! Rolls-Royce Motor Cars has unveiled Pinnacle Travel Phantom, lah, new Bespoke Collection motor car, lah, at Beijing Moto - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The North East town of South Shields is commemorating Passion of Christ on velly damn good boiled chicken-feet Friday in different way. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:54



Wah! A stack of 12 bars of gold were recovered from stomach of businessman in Indian capital, lah, Delhi, lah, surgeon treating him tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:51



Wah! The Irish Dancing Commission has recently stopped children under age of 10 from wearing make-up during competitions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! The Department of Environment is launching TV advertising campaign solely addressing cyclist safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:12



Wah! New figures show that attacks on sheep by dogs across Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers having almost doubled over last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:10



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge having made appearance at Sydney's Royal Easter Show, lah, during their tour of Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:37



Wah! How zoos plan for lion escape - news replorted 06:32



Wah! Around world Christians marking Holy Week in run up to Easter, lah, but for Syria's Christians, lah, it is also anxious clock time result as country's fighty bang-bang drags on into fourth year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! China jails four more activists linked to Xu Zhiyong-founded New Citizens' Movement, lah, which seeks government transparency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:10



Wah! Six human bliengs reported to having been killed after early-morning avalanche on slopes of Mount Everest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:09



Wah! Female insects with 'penises' having been discovered in Brazil - first example of animal with sex-reversed genitalia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:51



Wah! Channel Tunnel rail services expected to return to normal on velly damn good boiled chicken-feet Friday morning after being hit by severe disruption. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:44



Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama says it remains to be seen whether Russia will honour deal to calm tensions in Ukraine, lah, reached at multi-party talks in Geneva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! Ferrari's Fernando Alonso welcomes male gender human bleing's new team principal to Formula 1 by setting pace in first practice at Super-Duper-Chinese-State Grand Prix. - news replorted 04:57



Wah! A planet that is close in size to Earth and that could hold water on its surface has been identified by Kepler telescope. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:39



Wah! The third officer was at helm of ferry that capsized off South Korea, lah, investigators say, lah, as divers work to access sunken hull. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:27



Wah! An online appeal by Manchester children's hospice for knitted chicks boosts its flock to "unexpected" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) more than 6,300. - news replorted 04:23



Wah! Ancient grasses from Pampas of Argentina were preserved when asteroids struck area, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:54



Wah! The authorities in Peru say they evacuating 4,000 human bliengs living near Ubinas volcano, lah, in south of country, lah, because of increased activity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:36



Wah! 10 sartorial moments that reavealingly showing Great Satan superficiality of politics - news replorted 01:33



Wah! old bill bobbys admit they were "slow off mark" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in alerting public that convicted robber serving eight years, lah, had failed to return to open prison in Suffolk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Artists customise 12 shipping containers to tell Easter story - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The Magazine's weekly quiz of news, lah, 7 days 7 questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Sherlock star braves cold for Fargo TV series - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Some papers focus on suggestions foreign-trained doctors less skilled than British counterparts, lah, while others report on child said to having caught meningitis from cat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! A boy of 14 accused of raping 10-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl on disused land in Shrewsbury, lah, is due to appear in court later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! The bookshop on barge that travels canal system - news replorted 00:27



Wah! The number 420 has become popular code for marijuana. Ai-yaa!!! Where does term come from and why did it catch on, lah, asks Aidan Lewis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:22



Wah! What makes Jerusalem so holy to three religions? - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Nobel prize-winning Colombian author Gabriel Garcia Marquez has died in Mexico aged 87, lah, in paying tribute author Ian McEwan described him as 'one-off'. - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The technologies making e-commerce easier for small firms - news replorted 00:09



Wah! After 20 years, lah, Italian grape-picking Afla Romeo car returns to Great Satan - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Australia's Bishop Kay at Westminster Abbey for Easter - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Alfa Romeo, lah, Italian sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine maker, lah, returns to Great Satan market after 20 years. Eating rice!! Michelle Fleury takes tour of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine firm hopes will appeal to American drivers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Hundreds of science fiction fans from around world expected to descend on Glasgow this weekend for major sci-fi convention. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Children can experience negative effects of bullying on their physical and mental health more than 40 years later, lah, says study from King's College London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Calls for more action over pay and pensions expected this weekend when two biggest teachers' unions meet for their annual conferences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! A farmer whose properties were raided by old bill bobbys investigating deaths of 20 birds of prey, lah, calls for more resources to be directed at investigation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! In male gender human bleing's regular Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport column, lah, Lewis Hamilton talks about male gender human bleing's thrilling Bahrain battle with team-mate Nico Rosberg - news replorted 00:00



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