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Customer Letter: 1515 / 1528
Robb says...
 Ling,

Thank you for your little video, that is a nice touch.

The car is superb, but sad to say that as expected my wife has purloined it already!!

On a more serious note, can I just say that the experience of renting a car from you has been exceptional. This is the third renting contract that I have had with you and your service and dedication to the customer has gone from strength to strength. Congratulations to you and your team. Your Lingo system is simply the best I have ever encountered.

I have never been into 'chatting' but the last few weeks has changed my perception of that as well.

Robb Jenkins
16 Denbigh Street
Henllan
Denbigh
LL16 5AR


Editor Note: Robb, well, thanks. Wow!

I am very close to having LINGO V2 launched which will be even better than this LINGO (this one is not perfect).

LINGO is certainly better than the previous email system, it allows me better speed and keeps everything transcribed. In many cases this has proved a Godsend, especially when a dealer messes up. If you can imagine, on my side I include all the dealer conversations too. So, if anything ever goes wrong, everyone has full details.

LINGO means I never miss a message and it is all very secure and I can be fast.

I won the BT NatWest Everywoman award Here in December for LINGO (given by Sarah Brown, PM wife - but not for long haha), I was so pleased. LINGO V2 will have tabs for different cars and be easier to use. I am hoping to be able to provide some white label service to different big companies to provide cars to customers, with generic LINGO powering it. Not everyone likes my own crazy branding :) Hahaha.

Glad you love the car, everyone is happy with these Mazdas. Thanks for giving the driver a lift back to the main road. :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1497 / 1528
Fraser says...
 It has been a pleasure dealing with Ling Cars. Ling's clever website is informative, packed with useful information and as a bonus, amusing.

I needed a little car to dap to and from work, the Citroen C2 I got is brilliant and virtually runs on air.

Ling Valentine may present herself as slightly "wacky" but this belies a very astute business woman (hatfuls of awards!). I would recommend Ling Cars without hesitation - check them out if you want a great deal.

Fraser Colquhoun
4 The Mill
Bromsash
Ross-on-wye
HR97PN


Editor Note: Fraser, you work for multinational computer giant Hewlett Packard, so you are used to underpowered, unremarkable machines :) so you will enjoy the Citroen C2, hahahaha! Heyyyy - JOKING! You were fun to deal with, very fast on my LINGO and we had a great time! You even uploaded a nice pic of yourself:
Fraser Colquhoun
With all that money you save on fuel, you can afford a new PC, now! And you can afford to get your teeth done! :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1441 / 1528
Andrew says...
 The best experience I have had in buying lease vehicles. You could not fault Ling's customer service. Updates, communication, follow ups, take note big boys!! Spend some time with Ling and her colleagues and learn!! SAAB 9-3 sourced quickly, no fuss! Documented, pain and delivered. Looking forward to renewal.

Andrew Fenton
Vale Of Glamorgan Travel Ltd
16 Cowbridge Road
Pontyclun
CF72 9ED


Editor Note: Hahahah, boyo! You were a super customer and I am pleased you found my service more than good. I try hard. I look forward to renewal, too! Thanks for letter Andrew! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1394 / 1528
Lee says...
 First class service from start to finish. Fantastic, you little Chinese wonder!

Excellent delivery of my new Mercedes CLC 1.8 K , polite, efficient delivery driver.

Lee ***
Address Withheld
Neath
SA10 ***


Editor Note: Ying tong tiddle I po! Hahahaha, that is the Chinese wonder song. Velly good, eh? You have new Mercedes to impress the girls now... what a shame you are Welsh :) Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1315 / 1528
Michael says...
NISSAN NOTEHi Ling! The whole experience dealing with you has been fun but importantly very efficient. I have already started recommending you to my unenlightened friends who still think they must own their cars. I especially like the 'Lingon' pages where I can trace all our communications in one page and the ongoing mileage check graph at the top to monitor contractual usage- really useful! Many thanks.

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Michael Gummery
33 Whitehouse Drive
Kingstone
Hereford
HR2 9ER


Editor Note: Yep, I have a new graph for customers; a fun and easy way to keep your mileage in check. I show your current example above - you are a bit above your contract mileage!! Hahahaha, the "Lingon" is my LINGO area, every customer loves that! No one else has such a thing. Great news that you were happy with my service and with the new Nissan Note! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1288 / 1528
Nathan says...
 Very pleased with the whole experience. I found myself driving a brand-new Fiat Grande Punto just a few weeks after I first clicked onto the website. No hassle, excellent service. Excellent delivery, too. Prompt, polite, perfect.

Nathan Hartley
57 Marlborough Rd
Penylan
Cardiff
CF235BU


Editor Note: Wow, Nathan, don't hold back! It is like you were surprised to suddenly find yourself with a new car :) You did actually order it, hahaha! Thanks for the letter! Nice alliteration :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1252 / 1528
Andrew says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RIt was one of the worst snow blizzards ever, but the new black Honda Civic Type-R was delivered to my door as promised. Great service from your team, Ling, and great service from the delivery company. Not so keen on the Chicken Noodles, though. But, the Honda is superb to drive. Thanks again.

Andrew Talbot
Spring Cottage
Brilley
Whitney On Wye
HR3 6JP


Editor Note: Hehehe, all my customers get the chance to order a free lunch... you should see how many Captains of Industry order my FUKU noodles :) You are head of technical services for a leisure group, Andy, so I appreciate your comments. Always nice to have super-happy customers. Never mind the snow, you are such a wuss, hahahaha, - go drive it!!!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1222 / 1528
Clair says...
 WOW!

Ling is certainly on the ball!

The Renault Koleos was delivered on time and with no fuss. Ling ALWAYS kept us informed of exactly what was happening, and when. The speed and ease of the whole process was nothing more than fantastic - I can't rave about Ling enough. Good delivery, car arrived on the correct date but at 6.30pm.

Love the car, love Ling!

Clair Richards
57 Porth-y-waun
Gowerton
Swansea
SA4 3BJ


Editor Note: Clair, sounds good! Maybe part of the reason for the slightly late in the day delivery is because the delivery driver was English and didn't stand a chance with your address :) This is like being in China when you suddenly get a word in Cantonese and that is very similar to Welsh, hahaha. Totally incomprehensible :) However, you seem over the moon with everything else, and that's the main thing. Lovely to deal with you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1217 / 1528
Martin says...
 My second car from Ling - need not look elsewhere. Swift response and most effective. Great new innovation with "LINGO" system. Keep up the good work. Good delivery on my new Mazda 3, efficient, courteous, prompt.

Martin Holland
Cadwgan Inn
10 Market Street
Aberaeron
SA46 0AU


Editor Note: Hahahah, I can never pronounce the name of your pub Martin. Bloody Welsh ethnic name :) Still us minority people should stick together, eh? Gotta laugh. This Mazda replaces a Skoda Octavia you had a couple of years ago. Nice to see returning customers. Look forward to a free drink, I still have not called in to see you! Glad you like LINGO by the way, only customers see that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1165 / 1528
Kevin says...
CITROEN C5The journey from order date to delivery date for my new Citroen C5 was extremely smooth. I always felt safe with the process and the Lingo System kept me constantly up to date with all that was happening. Delivered on time.

Kevin French
21 Cilgerran Way
Grove Park
Blackwood
NP12 1GF


Editor Note: Kevin, as a managing director, I appreciate your comments. "Extremely Smooth" will do me :) That is what I want to hear. Have a great time in the C5, all my customers love those new-model cars. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1138 / 1528
Gwendoline says...
  I really enjoyed the whole process - Ling made it fun! Everything went smoothly and I was kept informed all the way. Cars were delivered on time, excellent.

Gwendoline Howell
H-2-H UK Ltd
Kingsley Howell
3 Bellstone
Shrewsbury
SY1 1HU


Editor Note: Gwendoline, you has 2 x Matizzes! Thanks so much, as a letting agent you need to keep costs to a minimum in the current climate and I hope the Matizzes do the job for you. You were a real hoot to deal with, you were right, we had fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1126 / 1528
Ceri says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing organised the deal sharply. No fuss. Spot on. I have to admit that Ling is a little scary but so what – she's good at what she does and even though I asked plenty of questions there has always an answer. So full marks. As to leasing another car the answer is a definite yes and I would heartily recommend anyone to use her 10/10. Excellent delivery, on time. No hassle, well done!

Ceri Lewis
Ceri Lewis & Associates Ltd
29 Dunraven Road
Sketty
Swansea
SA2 9LG


Editor Note: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hahahaha, so I am scary??? :) Well, sometimes I am busy so I go fast. And I don't shout at customers... too much! Anyway Chezby, you got your new Qashqai, and you gottit cheap! That's the main event. Have a great time posing around in it. I do not believe you were really scared, you are a Surveyor, bouncing around in your hard hat. I don't think you get scared :) BOOO! Ooooops! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1110 / 1528
Jonathan says...
AUDI A5 COUPEDealing with Ling for my new Audi A5 Coupe was great. You could never accuse her of not communicating with you - she gives constant updates of where things are - all very reassuring.

Jonathan Williams
11 Plymouth Road
Penarth
Cardiff
CF64 3DA


Editor Note: Well, as you are Operations Manager for Calsonic Kansei UK Ltd (sounds Japanese), then I am pleased you likes my processes :) Enjoy the fast Audi. Those are nice cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1064 / 1528
Ricky says...
RENAULT GRAND SCENICWhat can I say about Ling? - She's exactly as it says on the tin... no-nonsense, straight-forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with (oh, and cheaper than many others).

My Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. Will be back in 3-years, then! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.

Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale
Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN


Editor Note: Ricky, so pleased you are a happy bunny. Glad you like the Grand Scenic. Thanks for super-duper comments, especially as you are a Project Manager for the City and County of Swansea. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1060 / 1528
Anne says...
MAZDA MX-5It's true.

Ling is as nutty as a bag of M&M's. But – she is also hard working & 100% professional. Getting a lease car sounded a bit daunting, but it was quick, effortless and even fun. Hats off to Ling, I've not met many people with her refreshing approach to business. Took my money and made me smile! Oh, and the car is perfect and was delivered bang on time. A really happy customer. Excellent. Perfect service, delivery on time, and faultless.

Anne Perry
Llwyn Dwyfog
Llangybi
Pwllheli
LL53 6SR


Editor Note: Anne, what the hell of an address! I am amazed they found you to deliver your car! I really hope you enjoy the MX5. You are boss of an online business, so I give you a link: Flowerhour.co.uk. You supply wraps, tissue papers, bags and ribbons. I was really lovely to deal with you, thanks for the comments (even though you call me nutty, hehehe). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1030 / 1528
Alex says...
CarI found your service to be very helpful and fast, friendly and always available to sort any problem. I hope to use Ling in the future and wish your company much success. Who needs the faceless big company when friendly Ling is at the end of a email? Many many thanks. Good delivery of my new Grande Punto.

Alex Forrester
107 Jenner Road
Barry
CF62 7HS


Editor Note: Who is Barry? :) Super letter, it always makes me happy when customer is happy. Even Welsh customer. Have a lovely time buzzing around South Wales, Alex. I like "fast and friendly" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1009 / 1528
Ricky says...
CarWhat can I say about Ling???

She is exactly as it says on the tin; no nonsense straight forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with. (Oh, and she is cheaper than many others). My new Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. I will be back in 3-years time!! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.

Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale
Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN


Editor Note: Anyone with a "Y" on the end of their name is worth dealing with, and you are no exception, Ricky. Your Grand Scenic went directly to plan, so smooth. As you are Welsh ethnic, I will not try to impress with my Geordie. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 983 / 1528
Lynette says...
CarFast, efficient service. Would definitely recommend you to other people. Crazy website! Excellent chat service - knowledgeable staff. All excellent, including delivery!

Lynette Broom
address withheld
Ludlow
SY8 ***


Editor Note: Lynette, well, get the top down! Have a great time in your new Mini Cooper Convertible. Thanks so much for kind words, you were lovely to deal with :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 945 / 1528
Paul says...
CarLing, I am more than happy to provide some feedback - I can honestly say that the whole "Ling" experience has been an absolute joy - always quick, clear, efficient and often hilarious (a crazy lady!!). I will never "buy" another car again and will definitely be back in 3-years. Excellent service, my new Citroen C5 VTR+ was delivered bang on time.

Also, just to let you (and anyone else) know that the new shape C5 is superb - smooth, luxurious and economical (50mpg!). It looks amazing, too. Many thanks again for arranging it all, see you in 3-years.

Paul Hay
St Harmon
Rhayader
LD6 5LU


Editor Note: Well, it is like supplying that bloody Jeremy Clarkson! You do a Top Gear road-test for me, in the letter :) Hahahaha, yes, these cars are great, but i had a big fight with Citroen about the way the market it as unmistakEably German, especially as they mis-spell it (IMHO) in their advertising. A much better bet though, than the latest Laguna. Renault are ashamed of putting a 1.5 diesel engine in it, they hide that fact! So pleased that you are happy, my Citroen dealers do a very good job! I also have support from Citroen UK. A good company! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 934 / 1528
Jon says...
CarGreat service, pleasure to do business with you, Ling :). Excellent delivery, my new Nissan Qashqai was delivered on time!

Jon Owen
Whitewood Lane
Malpas
SY14 7DL


Editor Note: Jon, happy to see you happy, hehehe. Great car, great price, great delivery. What more do you want??? You are a wonderful customer. Enjoy the Quashqai. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 890 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarGreat service from Ling from start to finish, would definitely recommend to anyone.

My Vauxhall Corsa SRI is a superb car for the money I paid, it feels great to drive a really nice car and also to know you got a superb deal on it as well. Ling answered all of my initial queries very quickly and kept me informed every step of the way from placing the order to taking delivery of the car. Delivery was on time and the delivery driver took the time to show me around all of the features in the car and made sure I was happy with everything before he left.

Very glad to have found Ling's website when I was looking for a new car, I've received an excellent deal and will definitely be back in 2 years time when my current deal runs out. Thanks again Ling, you're a star.

Stephen Grove
1 Cwrt Hocys
Llansamlet
SA7 9WH


Editor Note: Yeah, you did get a great deal. This fast car was barely more than a 1.2 Club Corsa. Also, you are an accountant, so I know you will have worked out the costs pretty accurately. You live in one of those places I cannot say, though! Enjoy the Corsa, Stephen, thanks for the note! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 880 / 1528
Tony says...
CarTop service.
Ling does what she says 100% of the time.
No hidden extras, what you see is what you pay.
Fast efficient and friendly.
If it's in the post - it's in the post.
If you ring - speak to Ling!!
When the car was delivered it was dirty.

Tony Doggett
Ynys, Clynnog Road
Llandwrog
Caernarfon
LL54 5ED


Editor Note: Tony, great - apart from that last line. Hmmm, how come a car dealer can mess up on such a simple thing? All they need is a £1 car wash and the job would be perfect, eh? It must have been a bad day. Thanks for pointing that "dirty" out, I will kick them... and thanks for the letter. Having said that, it is a small thing and you have a V6 2.7 fully-loaded, big, fast, leather-seat car for just £184/month. No complaints about the price, then??? :))) Thanks for the letter! And you might consider getting an address I can pronounce - my God! That address is worse than bloody Chinese! hahaha - Ling



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Customer Letter: 754 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarDear Ling,

Apologies for not dropping you a line sooner, but the first month with our new Nissan Qashqai has gone so fast. Thanks for your help and offering such a blinding deal. You deserve the business for your fun attitude and prompt replies to queries. Do you always work at 8pm???

The car arrived on time, immaculate and by a very polite and cheerful driver. Well done, you! We will be back.

ps. The offer of a free lunch is still on, to beat your own free lunch offer - at our restaurant!

Stephen Lake
Renaissance Restaurant
29a Princess Street
Shrewsbury
SY1 1LW


Editor Note: Stephen, yes, like you I often work evenings :). I have given you hyperlink for the free lunch offer. There are 50,000 visitors to my webpage every month, so many of them will be very pleased at your "FREE" offer. Hahahaha! Now, you will be damn busy! Here is your Dec 2007 evening menu:

Roasted butternut squash soup - £ 4.95
Ham & tomato risotto with melted cheese - £ 5.25
Cold venison & sultana terrine with port vinaigrette - £ 5.75
Crumbed smoked haddock croquettes with chopped egg & winter salad - £ 5.50
Stilton & spinach soufflé cake with apple, onion & coriander salad - £ 5.25
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Roast turkey, herb stuffing, chipolata & bacon rolls & cranberry sauce - £ 12.95
Rib-eye steak with mushroom, parsley & Worcestershire cream sauce - £13.95
Loin medallion of pork with crackling & honey & lemon gravy - £ 12.95
Quenelles of salmon mousselline with dill cream sauce - £ 12.95
Aubergine, mozzarella & cashew nuts on blinis with tomato sauce - £ 11.95
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Traditional Christmas pudding with brandy custard or fresh cream - £ 4.95
Apple & cranberry tart with Chantilly cream - £ 4.95
Chocolate mousse torte - £ 4.95
Almond & raspberry Pavlova meringue - £ 4.95
Saffron & citrus poached pear with vanilla ice-cream - £ 4.95
or Cheese selection & biscuits - £ 5.75
*
Coffee or tea - £ 2.00
All dishes are home-made using only fresh, quality ingredients & main courses are served with carefully prepared vegetables.


Yum Yum!

Here is mine:

Out of date FUKU fast noodles, chopsticks - £ FREE!
Chinese Nescafe or tea - £ FREE!
Dodgy marshmallow or dry plum - £ FREE!


No competition, eh? Sorry about that! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 720 / 1528
Roy says...
CarWe went to at least 10 other lease-hire providers and told them all to try and match Ling's price. The closest alternative would have cost us over £1000 more over the hire period. Ling's website is funny but her prices are seriously good. Excellent delivery, clear, concise and honest.

Roy Blackburn
Blackburn Griffiths Ltd
8 Deryn Court
Wharfedale
Cardiff
CF23 7NB


Editor Note: Well, here is another professional company, Blackburn Griffiths Ltd is a consulting civil engineering company in Cardiff... so Roy, I take your letter very seriously. Thanks for the comments. I really do my best and am so pleased to get a letter like this. Thanks. I will say the reason the Merc was cheaper than everyone else is that I treat it like a can of beans. I don't add crazy premium for a badge or a name. It makes no difference to me if you have a Fiesta, a Range Rover or a Merc... I simply treat you the same and don't try to make a massive profit. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 705 / 1528
Darren says...
CarGreat, easy to use and straightforward website. Fabulous communication which made the whole process pain free. Will definitely use Ling again and I have already recommended to colleagues and friends.

Darren Collett
High Orchard
Pencombe
HR7 4RS


Editor Note: Darren, you are so sweet :) You are still missing your aerial for the Nissan Qashqai, but yet you write such a lovely letter. I am sorting out your aerial. - Ling



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Wah! Casey Stoner Multistrada 1200 Enduro Casey Stoner, lah, just back from race at Mugello, lah, stopped by in Bologna to try out Ducati’s new maxi-enduro. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 14:56



Wah! A "dusty old cup" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) found in university cabinet sells for RMB Yuan #3m after it is found to be rare piece from Super-Duper-Chinese-State Ming dynasty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:45



Wah! L-R Jayne Greenhalgh, lah, Kevin Widnes Vikings fan Jayne Greenhalgh has realised long-held dream to meet funny shape ball-game league star Kevin "Dear Leader" Brown – I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to Mot - news replorted 14:37



Wah! Instant messaging apps must store data about Iranian users inside country, lah, Iran has ordered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 14:17



Wah! Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR recreation Heading outside bloody annoying Blitish for its international debut at Classic Race Aarhus in Denmark this weekend, lah, 28th and 29th May - news replorted 14:15



Wah! Administrators of menswear retailer Austin Reed say 120 stores to close, lah, affecting 1,000 jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:10



Wah! More than 45 million human bliengs living in modern slavery, lah, with Asia accounting for two thirds of victims, lah, new report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:06



Wah! Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has become father again at age of 68. - news replorted 14:04



Wah! Marcus Rashford and Daniel Sturridge included in Province of Engrish running-dogs's squad for Euro 2016 but Andros Townsend and Danny Drinkwater miss out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:04



Wah! A mother is abused online after flemale human person's son falls into zoo pen - news replorted 13:59



Wah! A Slovakian model who shot dead flemale human person's millionaire ex-boyfriend is jailed for 15 years after bloody woman is convicted of male gender human bleing's murder on Costa del Sol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:47



Wah! Volkswagen Golf Match BlueMotion Edition Wlokswaglon is extending appeal of its renowned Golf range of family hatchback models with introduction of gene - news replorted 13:40



Wah! SsangYong Tivoli XLV SsangYong has announced new Tivoli XLV, lah, extended body model of its already popular Tivoli compact SUV. - news replorted 13:17



Wah! More than 400 million hacked account IDs from Tumblr and MySpace being offered for sale on net. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:14



Wah! What to when there's no public loo - news replorted 13:00



Wah! old bill bobbys to re-open their investigation into killings of 10 workmen in Kingsmills massacre following discovery of new evidence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:48



Wah! Jorge Lorenzo SHARK Helmets has launched promotion across its UK, bloody dealering idiot place network for one lucky SHARK Race-R PRO Lorenzo Replica owner - news replorted 12:47



Wah! L:R Simon kidton, lah, Dominik Fischlin, lah, Dr Khalil Karam, lah, Corrado and son second FIVA preservation award for 2016 – presented at top historic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine events around world – was given to Corra - news replorted 12:35



Wah! Glastonbury announces its full line-up, lah, adding chart toppers Lewisham and Greenwich NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Choir and Blur frontman Damon Albarn to bill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:31



Wah! Greg Brain, lah, whose family face deportation from UK, lah, says bloody man feels they having been "set up to fail". - news replorted 12:30



Wah! Remain-backing dodgy minister Sajid Javid says leaving EU would be bad for small businesses - but Vote Leave says it would free them from "red tape". - news replorted 12:29



Wah! Ferrari 458 MM Speciale Ferrari has unveiled its latest One-Off creation during car’s first shakedown on Fiorano circuit in hands of - news replorted 12:22



Wah! Hyundai Motor bloody annoying Blitish is official LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine partner to Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally GB Ryundali Motor bloody annoying Blitish is delighted to announce that, lah, for third successive season, lah, it will partner Britain’s round of - news replorted 12:19



Wah! ‘The Most Beautiful Race in World’ JD Classics – one of world’s leading classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine specialists – has launched its teaser Mille Miglia film, lah, giving vie - news replorted 12:19



Wah! James Anderson replaces Province of Engrish running-dogs team-mate Stuart Broad at top of International damn crazy Engrish baseball game Council Test bowling rankings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:13



Wah! Mother Rachel Fee and flemale human person's partner Nyomi found guilty of murdering flemale human person's two-earth-years old happy birthday to you, son Liam Fee in Fife in 2014. - news replorted 12:12



Wah! Silverstone Classic -  Classic Father's day gift Coveted tickets to world’s biggest classic motor racing festival great way to spoil dads on Father’s Day, lah, fast - news replorted 12:11



Wah! World number one Novak Djokovic loses first set to Roberto Bautista Agut before rain returns at French Open in Paris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:01



Wah! Dan Aykroyd, lah, actor who played Ray Stantz in original Ghostbusters film, lah, has praised upcoming remake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:01



Wah! The chief executive of failing NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) trust which has come under serious scrutiny has left male gender human bleing's job. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 11:56



Wah! obp Motorsport, lah, high performance parts specialists, lah, please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce their sponsorship of BRSCC’s Avon Ty - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Double win for Pechito López at Nürburgring José María López proved unstoppable at legendary Nürburgring Nordschleife by securing double victory at FIA WT - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Conservative activist Elliott Johnson killed by train, lah, had previously tried to end male gender human bleing's life on three separate occasions, lah, inquest hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:44



Wah! A vegan cafe in Tbilisi appeals for public solidarity after being invaded by alleged ultra-nationalists wielding grilled meat and sausages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Militants from so-called Islamic State launch dawn counter-attack as Iraqi government troops push into city of Falluja. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:41



Wah! Germany's top court rules in favour of hip-hop artist in copyright arglingument with pioneering electro-pop band Kraftwerk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Germany's unemployment rate fell to record low in May, lah, while jobless rate across eurozone fell to 10.2% in April. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Actress Kate Beckinsale, lah, daughter of late Richard Beckinsale, lah, gives flemale human person's blessing to return of flemale human person's father's classic sitcom Porridge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! The first dodgy minister puts forward James Wolffe QC and Alison Di Rollo as flemale human person's candidates for Lord Advocate and Solicitor General. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Jess Phillips has received around 5,000 abusive posts on Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) after launching campaign against online bullying. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! NSX Total Airflow Management CFD Airflow Paths Specifically created to bring ‘New Sports eXperience’ to supercar segment, lah, new Rondla NSX challenges statu - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Scientists in California testing spongy material made with key ingredient of baking soda as means of capturing carbon emissions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Pupils in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land doing less well in maths, lah, according to latest Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:02



Wah! Advanced Innovative Engineering rotary engine total of 14 leading engine technology innovators displaying their products in bloody annoying Blitish Pavilion at Engine Expo 2016, lah, - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Sir Elton John hopes to "find clock time result in future to meet" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Vladimir Putin after proposed chat between two was cancelled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:50



Wah! Volkswagen Group reports solid opening quarter to 2016 In first quarter of current fiscal year, lah, Wlokswaglon Group delivered solid performance in challenging mar - news replorted 10:46



Wah! The Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Assembly is set to meet for first clock time result since new team of dodgy ministers were appointed to power-sharing executive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:43



Wah! A court begins hearing case of Argentina and Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi who is charged with defrauding Spain of more than €4m (RMB Yuan #3m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in tax. - news replorted 10:31



Wah! A second consecutive podium finish for Plugleot 208 WRX 2015 FIA WRX vice-champion Timmy Hansen bounced back from tough start to season to claim (always claiming, huh?) podium finish at Ly - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Sytner Group has raised RMB Yuan #27,721 for BEN, lah, via its online auction site, lah, during year of epic fundraising. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! DS sponsors visual art honour at South capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Sky Arts Awards 2016 DS Automobiles is supporting creative excellence in arts, lah, by sponsoring Visual Art accolade at South capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Sk - news replorted 09:56



Wah! The polls suggest ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is leaning towards Remain vote in EU referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! James Naughtie went to Glasgow to find out why. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:31



Wah! The first set of photographs featuring some cast members of Harry Potter and Cursed Child in costume has been released. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Renault Sport Racing to continue Red Bull technologies partnership Renliot Sport Racing and Red Bull Racing please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to confirm they will continue their ongoing partnership for sup - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Kevin Magnussen Monaco GP 2016 Renliot Sport Formula One Team suffered disappointing double retirement from eventful Monaco Grand Prix. - news replorted 09:06



Wah! The FTSE 100 rose on Tuesday following holiday on Monday, lah, as Super-Duper-Chinese-State stock markets posted their biggest daily gain for three months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:48



Wah! Volkswagen profit tumbles 20% in first three months of 2016 as it continues to grapple with diesel emissions scandal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:46



Wah! The secret stories and key characteristics that transformed six-earth-years old happy birthday to you, stand-in keeper into most exciting Province of Engrish running-dogs striker for decade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:44



Wah! A second Membling Partiamentary expense cheater is to run for Mandleson privatising post machine system of elected mayor for Liverpool City Region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Poland's justice dodgy minister says bloody man will appeal in supreme court against decision not to extradite film director Roman Polanski to Great Satan for statutory rape. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:49



Wah! One-armed shark attack survivor Bethany Hamilton finishes career-best third in Fiji Women's Pro surfing event. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:35



Wah! JK Rowling's work under pseudonym Robert Galbraith is shortlisted for prestigious crime (shoud shoot them) novel award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! Seventeen soldiers die in fire at military ammunition depot in western Maharashtra state, lah, Indian Tommy Atkins Liberation Army officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:06



Wah! Iraqi forces continuing second day of their assault to retake city of Falluja from so-called Islamic State group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 05:57



Wah! Leading figures in campaign for Britain to leave European Union say they wanting to be able to scrap govornment stealing VAT unfair sales taxing on fuel to help poorest households. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! French railway workers to go on strike in latest in series of protests against planned labour reforms, lah, with strikes also expected in Belgium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:02



Wah! Wildlife authorities in Thailand removing tigers from controversial Buddhist temple after accusations of wildlife trafficking and animal abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:20



Wah! Almost 75% of older children in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep with diabetes not getting key health checks, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:50



Wah! North Korea has attempted to fire ballistic missile off its east coast but launch appears to having failed, lah, South Korean military officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:25



Wah! An inquiry into historical child sex abuse in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers is due to begin examining allegations relating to former Kincora Boys' Home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:55



Wah! A second dodgy minister in Brazil's new government resigns after recording was published appearing to show him trying to derail corruption investigation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Unusual laws you tellibly lovely custlingmer might unknowingly break - news replorted 01:08



Wah! A look back at one of world's busiest airports - news replorted 00:54



Wah! A woman killed by crocodile in Australia's far-north was on trip to celebrate end of flemale human person's friend's cancer treatment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! The length of bloody annoying Blitish roads covered by permanent average speed cameras has more than doubled since 2013, lah, new figures having reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:43



Wah! High Streets and public spaces in some areas of bloody annoying Blitish no longer having any council-run public lavatories, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Families of victims of Winterbourne View scandal write to prime dodgy minister demanding bloody man shuts outdated care home institutions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Is Donald Trump actually most moderate Republican candidate for years? - news replorted 00:23



Wah! Will giving computers emotions make them more useful at work? - news replorted 00:10



Wah! What happened to Tory activist Elliott Johnson? - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The annual Mobo Awards to return to Glasgow's SSE Hydro on 4 November, lah, its organisers confirm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! The latest in EU referendum campaign, lah, migrant smuggling by sea and health issues on front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Anonymous social media novel gains growing audience - news replorted 00:07



Wah! The centenary of biggest naval engagement of World fighty bang-bang One is to be marked by services in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land and at sea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Brazilian silly kick-kick game legend Pele is auctioning off more than 1,500 football-related items accumulated over more than six decades. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The invention that stop girls missing school every month - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport uncovers multi-billion pound world where luck counts as much as breeding in race for Derby success. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



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