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Customer Letter: 1403 / 1528
David says...
 When I first discovered I was having a midlife crisis and therefore needed a Harley Davidson Fatboy, a quick search on Google brought LingsCars.com to the top of the page. As I'd seen the famous episode of Dragons Den, I knew that the experience would be 'different' from many other leasing companies I've used in the past.

Every step of the process was a pleasure and the superb 'Lingo' secure chat area was easy to use. I was always excited to get a new message or update and I never had to “do the chasing” as with all the others. All in all, Ling and her team were a pleasure to deal with and I cannot recommend them enough.

******* Harley Davidson were very helpful and did not let down the hard work of Ling, excellent delivery.

David Goodman
Swiftest Aldershot Ltd
17 Blackwater Way
Aldershot
GU12 4DN


Editor Note: You were a funny onion, you even forced me to hide the delivery of the bike from your wife who still does not know you have it. It had to be delivered when she was not at your business. So funny. Hope she does not read this, or a divorce will be on the cards. What a lovely nutter you were, Dave. If anyone needs an MOT, in Aldershot, visit Fatboy Dave. He will pass any old banger, if you threaten to grass him to his wife! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1328 / 1528
Emma-Jayne says...
VOLVO S80Quick, friendly, knowledgeable and a little bit wacky - all made for a very good overall experience - Thanks Ling! I had to wait a long time between order and delivery for my Volvo S80.

Emma-Jayne Vessey
Address Withheld
Address Withheld
GU9 ***


Editor Note: Emma-Jayne, the reason you had to wait was because there were no cars in the UK and Volvo had to build it! Not a lot I can do about that :) But I'm so pleased you had a good experience using LINGsCARS. All I want are happy customers :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1123 / 1528
Mathew says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAGreat woman, fast, friendly and funny! All excellent, a top service will definitely use again. Thank you. Finance company bad. No paperwork sent, direct debit late and cheque took ages to go out of my account.

Mathew Pitman
66 Maple Gardens
Yateley
GU46 6JQ


Editor Note: What a surprise! The weak link is often the dealer or the fin co! Here it is the latter. What can I do with these very large firms, I pull my hair out. However, the first part of your letter makes me happy, Matt. Enjoy your Captiva! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1101 / 1528
Geoffrey says...
TOYOTA PRIUSWhen I compared prices I was interested in LINGsCARS because it was a good quote for a Prius. As I researched more it become obvious that it was not just a good price. Ling is fun to do business with, enthusiastic and pays close attention to a customer's needs. She has made my first leasing experience a real pleasure, long may she prosper. My Prius was delivered to my door with courtesy and attention to detail!

Geoffrey Howard
Address withheld
Aldershot
GU11 ***


Editor Note: Geoff, I have withheld your address because you are a Training Development Officer with the British Army and I don't want Al-Qaida chasing you for free training. Thanks for the comments, glad you followed your instincts. Hope you enjoy that Prius. Better saving the world with a Prus than by shooting people :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 656 / 1528
Graham says...
CarLing,

Its here! its here! *wees a bit*

Yes indeed, on the wettest day of the year, I take delivery of a shiny new Volvo C70 convertible! Thanks for your efficient and brilliant service – and for constantly putting up with my daft questions and childlike inability to wait a few weeks for the car.

Danny arrived 10 minutes after the new car was delivered and made the process of selling my old car just as simple as leasing the new one. All in all, a great end-to-end process, with no regrets (except the weather, but I put the roof down regardless).

Looking forward to dealing with you again in another 2 years!

Graham Shroll
108 Clarence Road
Fleet
GU51 3SG


Editor Note: Graham, you are mad! Are you sure you have weed your pants, or is it the rain because you have the roof down. Your Volvo is a really cool car, like my own Audi A4 convertible but with a metal folding roof, hmmm... have I chosen the wrong car? Well, an Internet Consultant using me to source a car means the World - thanks VERY much for the biz. Every little helps, hahaha! For anyone reading, Danny is the guy who buys Part Exchange cars from the link on my site. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 427 / 1528
David says...
MAZDA MX-5"I have never leased a car before and I was quite sceptical, but my new MX-5 was delivered very quickly. About 7-10 days from my first enquiry which only gave me a short time to sort it all out. The service from Ling is excellent, the value is excellent and the car is excellent.

I just need some sunshine now, so I can get the roof down - thanks Ling!"

David Bell
28 Drake Avenue
Mytchett
Camberley
GU16 6AN


Editor Note: At just £159.99 per month plus VAT, these MX5s are the cheapest they have EVER been. Plus it's the brand new model. That is less than you would pay for a mortgage on a garden shed in Camberley, David! Sunshine will increase with global warming, don't worry. Convertibles will soon be more popular, hehe. Sorry it all happened so fast, but that's what most people want. I'll drag your next car out a bit, eh? :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 392 / 1528
Penelope says...
 "The whole process from enquiry to delivery was painless and speedy. A refreshing experience and a wonderful "bloody fast car", my new Mazda RX-8. Delivery was excellent. Just made it to the petrol station - this is an RX8, darling! Thanks Ling and every success."

Penelope Wyatt
21 Marston Rd
Farnham
GU9 7BN


Editor Note: Hahaha, you are as funny as hell, Penny! Of course, Rx-8 drinks like bloody fish - it is worse than my Zil Missile Truck with 7.0 V8 and even worse than Charles Kennedy! You want economy, don't buy RX-8! :) - Ling



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Wah! Body dysmorphic disorder sufferer Minnie Wright tells BBC's John Maguire about impact condition has on flemale human person's life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! What should we expect from Olympic champion as bloody woman makes flemale human person's multi-event comeback in small Austrian town? - news replorted 07:39



Wah! EU naval vessels rescue more than 700 migrants off Sicily, lah, as Africans continue to attempt perilous crossing from Libya. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! A mentally ill woman who had both legs amputated was wrongly forced to fund flemale human person's own care for more than 14 months, lah, health and local government ombudsmen rule. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Former Great Satan House of Representatives speaker Dennis Hastert faces charges of lying to FBI over secret payments to cover up "prior misconduct". - news replorted 07:20



Wah! Teachers in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land working additional 11 hours week on top of their contracted hours, lah, according to survey by union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:18



Wah! A blanket ban on so-called legal highs is proposed in new bill that is being published today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:16



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation silly kick-kick game expert Pat Nevin believes teenager Jack Grealish could be pivotal for Aston Villa in Saturday's FA Cup final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:56



Wah! From match-winning newsagents to Manchester United's lower-league tormentors, lah, what became of this season's FA Cup giantkillers? - news replorted 06:45



Wah! China's top court says it has executed primary school teacher found guilty of raping or sexually abusing 26 girls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:34



Wah! To celebrate one of most famous cup traditions, lah, Top of Pops 2 has gathered together selection of best FA Cup songs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! A County Tyrone property firm is planning two developments in Belfast that will provide accommodation for almost 1,300 students. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! A Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers council withdraws its proposals for number of dog exclusion zones after residents express concerns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! A review is carried out into death rates at Denbighshire mental health unit where it is claimed patients were treated like "animals". - news replorted 06:21



Wah! Drugs charities in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep criticise plan to place blanket ban on "legal highs" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) claiming it will controlling in driving manner drugs underground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:19



Wah! Anderson Group, lah, one of recruitment industry's most high profile companies, lah, is promoting 'aggressive' tax avoidance scheme which tax experts calling 'abusive'. - news replorted 06:05



Wah! Transport officials in Washington DC block plans by free speech group to display cartoon of Prophet Muhammad on subway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:03



Wah! History will be made in Nigeria on Friday when for first clock time result power will be handed over between rival political parties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:29



Wah! Is Heysel disaster bloody Engrish football’s forgotten tragedy? - news replorted 04:24



Wah! The 209 members of Fifa set to vote for their new president amid huge corruption scandal, lah, with Sepp Blatter seeking fifth term. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Campaigners calling on government to more to commemorate sinking of troopship Lancastria, lah, one of worst maritime disasters of World fighty bang-bang Two. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:55



Wah! Authorities in Australian state of Victoria say young women being lured by romantic notions to Middle East to join Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:54



Wah! Could Nepal learn lessons from India, lah, where 7.7 magnitude quake flattened towns and villages in 2001? - news replorted 03:19



Wah! A new "blanket ban" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on so-called legal highs will carry prison sentences of up to seven years, lah, government says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:03



Wah! Levels of unconscious racist and sexist bias having been reduced by manipulating way brain learns during sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 02:48



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish exit from European Union would be "disastrous" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Britain and Germany warns German Chambers of Commerce and Industry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:35



Wah! The Great Satan is expected to having tough words with China at regional security meeting, lah, over Beijing's building activities in South China Sea, lah, says Jonathan Marcus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! Photographer Timothy Allen climbs high into Peruvian Andes for Qoyllur Rit'i - Snow Star Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:53



Wah! How to remove 24,000-tonne oil platform from North Sea - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Gang violence on rise again in El Salvador - news replorted 01:46



Wah! Engineers produce "shape memory alloy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that can pop back into shape more than 10 million times, lah, shattering previous records for this type of material. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Brazil begins investigations into possible Fifa corruption there, lah, as Argentine judge issues warrants for three businessmen wantinged by Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Holyrood's presiding officer Tricia Marwick announces bloody woman will step down as MSP at next year's Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! The widow of first Scot to contract Legionnaire's disease from compost makes emotional plea for stronger warning labels on bags. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:16



Wah! What's brought down crime (shoud shoot them) by seaside? - news replorted 01:07



Wah! The ban on smoking in public places - which came into force in 2007 in Province of Engrish running-dogs - has cut child hospital admissions by some 11,000 year, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! David Cameron will try to persuade German Chancellor Angela Merkel to back him over EU reforms as two leaders hold face-to-face talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! The fall-out from corruption crisis engulfing Fifa carries on, lah, with calls for World Cup boycott and president Sepp Blatter vowing to stay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:50



Wah! Can art help keep former prisoners out of jail? - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Self taught designer Collen Monnakgotla speaks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about male gender human bleing's fashion show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:18



Wah! The proportion of state school pupils admitted to Cambridge University rose slightly last year to 62.2%, lah, according to figures published by university. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Many supposedly "healthy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) fruit snacks aimed at children contain more sugar than bag of sweets, lah, says campaign group Action on Sugar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Pyongyang's hackers capable of attacks that could destroy critical infrastructure and even kill people, lah, high-profile defector warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The new president of Fifa will be decided in vote on Friday as Prince Ali bin al-Hussein challenges current chief Sepp Blatter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Dave Lee meets activists sending anti-North Korean material into country by balloon - news replorted 00:00



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